#general-chat

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arctic folio
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Recovering from a cold thanks nurgle I am being sarcastic

visual vortex
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Timmy lives an average life and nobody understands

south valve
formal mortar
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Dammit ollpheist you just made the song play in my head

visual vortex
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Im sorry

south valve
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"WHERE THE FUCK IS MORTARION?" type shit

hazy kestrel
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Core memory unlocked

visual vortex
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But that shit goes hard

formal mortar
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Yeah

arctic folio
waxen sleet
visual vortex
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I wonder how many heretics and their legions would become loyalists if the emperor just stood up

waxen sleet
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Dreadnoughts, loyalist or traitor, are dope af

south valve
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"Vile sons of Personman.. is he here?"
"He is not."
"Pity. Then I will have to take vengeance on his minions."

hazy kestrel
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I don’t have any sons

south valve
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(alt universe where Personman is evil)

south valve
hazy kestrel
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I don’t have any minions either

visual vortex
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Personman has two munions

south valve
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It's okay, I will be your minion

visual vortex
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One is short and skinny and the other is big and fat and dumb

waxen sleet
hazy kestrel
arctic folio
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I am a son of russ heretic

visual vortex
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I am a son of my dad because i came from his balls

south valve
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👁️ 👁️

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@hazy kestrel Ya like Augustine?

hazy kestrel
south valve
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"Seminally present in the loins of Adam" type shit

arctic folio
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Okay I am a member a sm 2 sw discord server

south valve
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Space wolves?

arctic folio
visual vortex
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Where carcharodon one?

waxen sleet
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Iron Hands ftw

elder merlin
waxen sleet
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You can't stop us Iron Hands fans! There's like, uh, 3 of us now!

formal mortar
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What's an Iron Hands

visual vortex
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A hand made from iron

formal mortar
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So like Tekken?

visual vortex
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Gw is very poetic you sed

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See

waxen sleet
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Exactly

south valve
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Iron Hands? I hardly Nands

arctic folio
waxen sleet
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... Ferrus Manus

delicate vapor
arctic folio
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Sorry

formal mortar
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Like the Legacy of Dorn choose your adventure game?

sly quest
south valve
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I'm sorry 😔

arctic folio
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Sons of manus greetings

delicate vapor
formal mortar
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I got baby star jam on loop KEKW_ogryn

acoustic pebble
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Hey hey people

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Flying home here

south valve
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Hi Jakka!

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CRIMINAL

arctic folio
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Praise the fake omissionia

south valve
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Hiiii!!

delicate vapor
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This fever killing me

acoustic pebble
dire kayak
hazy kestrel
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I started playing the OG Marathon trilogy a few days ago

acoustic pebble
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I'M FLYING HOME!!

waxen sleet
acoustic pebble
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I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE MY DOGS!!

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I'm gonna pet the shit out of them

hazy kestrel
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I am dreading going through Colony ship for sale, cheap.

waxen sleet
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I have over 300 minis to paint... great grey pile of potential

sly quest
hazy kestrel
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At least it’s not a maze.

At least it’s not a maze.

At least it’s not a maze.

Maybe I am the Minotaur…

dire kayak
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got bubble wrap

sly quest
waxen sleet
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Funnily in DND minotaurs have advantage on navigating mazes

dire kayak
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i feel that rhough

waxen sleet
dire kayak
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i used to have a big grey pile of shame

formal mortar
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I can't afford minis KEKW_ogryn

hazy kestrel
waxen sleet
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Not shame, never shame, pile of POTENTIAL

formal mortar
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So I use pop caps

hazy kestrel
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It all ties together in the Marathon universe

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Like a brain poison

south valve
vivid zinc
formal mortar
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I can't afford a printer either

hazy kestrel
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Then there’s also the tie ins to Halo, Myth, Destiny, Pathways into Darkness, Gnop.

vivid zinc
delicate vapor
hazy kestrel
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Just a funny ball, traveling around…

Just like the Traveler

sly quest
formal mortar
dire kayak
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the t'aunar is nearly 40% painted

sly quest
formal mortar
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I don't have a car KEKW_ogryn

hazy kestrel
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God, the Marathon iceberg lore is all coming back. It’s so over.

formal mortar
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I walk everywhere

sly quest
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Sell… your kidney…?

sly quest
vivid zinc
south valve
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because I'm hungry

delicate vapor
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Hungry

dire kayak
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i should get more gem paints

delicate vapor
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Think I slept for too long

south valve
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🛌

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How long did you speep?

dire kayak
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im thinking of switching to army painter paints

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i hate the citadel paint pot design

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who at GW approved this

south valve
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I haven't done much

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painting though

dire kayak
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that's fair

sly quest
dire kayak
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ive done a lot of painting

sly quest
dire kayak
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i should get more imperial knights

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maybe a chaos knight

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i wanna do a death guard thing someday

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need to practice flesh and contrast paints and stuff

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but i need wraithbone primer

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assuugh

sly quest
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Can you afford all of these, Goob.

dire kayak
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i mean yeah

delicate vapor
dire kayak
south valve
delicate vapor
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3am in the morning

dire kayak
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eepy

sly quest
hazy kestrel
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Either discord server nonsense or ya got blocked. Blocked people can still reply to messages, but can’t react to people who have them blocked

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Check to see if you can view their profile or if it’s blank.

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Most likely it’s just discord being strange

sly quest
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Ah… makes sense Y_saki_think

formal mortar
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Coming out of my cage and I been doing just fine

hazy kestrel
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What

formal mortar
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Mr Brightside just came on

hazy kestrel
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Oh

somber stream
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I just can't look, it's killing meeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

hazy kestrel
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Hello Hank

obtuse oak
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Only Britain would pick a song about someone getting cucked as their club party anthem

somber stream
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It's a catchy song

hazy kestrel
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There are catchier songs

south valve
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I heard that today actually

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my history teacher turned on the radio

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weird

obtuse oak
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As part of the lesson?

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Demonstrating ancient technologies?

south valve
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YES (no)

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You can't react to yourself

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that's illegal

hazy valley
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When I was in high school I had a teacher just say fuck it we're watching Firefly and Serenity in class

south valve
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Mods, ban this nobody

hazy valley
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No one stopped her

somber stream
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Had an awkward talk with a girl in the sword club after i sang the song during a Karaoke night

hazy valley
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I am happy she did it because those were amazing to watch. But wow LMFAO

obtuse oak
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I haven't voluntarily watched a TV channel or listened to a radio ration since the Obama presidency and none of my coworkers seem to understand or remember that

fervent relic
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i took a break for about 6 mo, come back and try expidition, always me and 3 bots. bots so ass i cant get auric done.

obtuse oak
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They're always surprised when I don't know some TV personality or pop song

fervent relic
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why is this game dead?

obtuse oak
south valve
obtuse oak
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I'm a boomer

fervent relic
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okay boomer

obtuse oak
full musk
obtuse oak
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Fatshark and releasing half-baked gamemodes. Name a more iconic duo

hazy valley
# fervent relic why is this game dead?

Auric Expeditions are dead because the only people playing that mode consistently are penance farmers on Malice. Rewards do not scale to difficulty so no one is queueing into Auric unfortunately

formal mortar
hazy kestrel
hazy valley
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If they wanted to fix it just make rewards scale properly

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Ta da fixed people are queueing Aurics

fervent relic
hazy kestrel
hazy valley
delicate vapor
hazy kestrel
hazy kestrel
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For that one penance

obtuse oak
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But we'll see

formal mortar
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I still have lot of grind to do for it but don't wanna Sitgryn

hazy valley
south valve
hazy valley
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Jingle the AdMech keys

full musk
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Question. Is there a way to get more diamantine quicker, or more efficiently? I play heresy casually, should I just bump the difficulty or do something specific?

hazy kestrel
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I believe in you

true widget
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hey guys

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Lunch break

formal mortar
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I have more fun things to play rn

hazy kestrel
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However

hazy kestrel
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You can get this unfun thing out of the way

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For good

obtuse oak
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Expeditions to me seemed like someone in leadership was like "hey those extraction and Helldivers games are pretty popular huh. Those Swedish developers are doing good huh. I think we can do that too. Let's make an Arc Divers mode or whatever it's called. Team, make it so." And the rest of the studio was like "what? Oh. Uhhh. Okay?"

But I'm not privy to their decision-making so this is complete speculation.

bronze frost
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Like modded rimworld?

dire kayak
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DA POWER OF GORK AND MORK FLOWS THROUGH MA VEINS

formal mortar
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Yeah but if I am not full on like I wanna get every penance, then no point

true widget
formal mortar
hazy kestrel
cosmic burrow
delicate vapor
hazy kestrel
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WAAAAAAGHHH!

delicate vapor
south valve
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Ahem waaaah! :)

delicate vapor
full musk
devout iris
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If I do the bell puzzle, does it unlock for all characters ?

little marten
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DARKHELLRAIDERS 2 LEFT FOR TOXIC BLOOD

delicate vapor
devout iris
true widget
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how is everyone

hazy kestrel
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It’s easy

devout iris
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Thank you guys for the info.

hazy kestrel
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Then you can do the hard mode on damnation

formal mortar
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Thought you had to unlock the skip on the difficulty

hazy kestrel
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No

south valve
delicate vapor
south valve
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Din Viesel

true widget
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mmmm

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hello elios

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and painted

regal jasper
sly quest
regal jasper
south valve
true widget
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👋👋👋

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yello

formal mortar
dark gazelle
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anyone down to run havoc 13 rq

formal mortar
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With my niece

dark gazelle
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ps wreck it raplh is fire

woven sigil
true widget
sly quest
woven sigil
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Guy Richie film

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Same dude who done Snatch

delicate vapor
delicate vapor
formal mortar
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Yall remember Noober? From Baldur's Gate 1?

south valve
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weird

regal jasper
sly quest
sly quest
formal mortar
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Interstellar is a classic

formal mortar
woven sigil
formal mortar
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And it gets weird

vivid zinc
delicate vapor
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Interstellar? What are we doing inside stellar

little marten
regal jasper
sly quest
vivid zinc
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not a lot of action

south valve
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What's YOURS Al?

regal jasper
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and a lot of things happens

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its a good movie

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u should watch

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they have Hans Zimmer soundtrack

delicate vapor
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Sm2 time

true widget
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I watched project hail mary two days ago it was really good

vivid zinc
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Personally one of my favorite movies is A Scanner Darkly

formal mortar
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My gf wants to watch it, so I'm going to try to Friday if it's still in theater

obtuse oak
little marten
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Best part of interstellar is when he says “it’s interstellar time” and goes interstellar

formal mortar
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Then he interstellars all over the place and the interstellar interstellars in the interstellar

little marten
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SPOILERS

formal mortar
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Sadly that kinda is KEKW_ogryn

sly quest
formal mortar
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I want to see that movie

south valve
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Oh I've never heard of that

sly quest
true widget
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my favorite movie when I was younger was the book of life

formal mortar
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It's a world where lying doesn't exist and 1 person suddenly starts lying

sly quest
formal mortar
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Book of Life is a good one

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Low budget films are great KEKW_ogryn

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Mallrats was a movie I grew up watching, and Clerks KEKW_ogryn

bronze frost
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Clerks 1 is a masterpiece

tired inlet
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interstellar at least does something interested in trying to tackle gravitational-well time-dilution, which as a fact makes most soft sci-fi basically impossible to maintain any type of timeline like Star Trek/Star Wars/Warhammer 40K

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Project Hail Mary does too

sly quest
sly quest
bronze frost
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Also true

formal mortar
delicate vapor
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ratatouille

formal mortar
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They have a whole codex in game on stuff

delicate vapor
fallow dock
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Has something broken lately, I'm dying to ranged shots all the time even when dodge sliding

obtuse oak
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they ignore time dilation but they have ships go missing and turn up hundreds of years later in the warp

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that sort of thing

tired inlet
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and even then they open just fudge it because it's all about propaganda

bronze frost
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Time dilation wouldn’t be as relevant if they’re warp traveling and not going FTL though right? I have no idea

arctic folio
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Ho

tired inlet
obtuse oak
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so for example

fleet beacon
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I sure love rock

arctic folio
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Is this game lore accurate?

obtuse oak
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the league of votann live near the galactic core, i think in proximity to a bunch of black holes or something.

formal mortar
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Humans invented time loregryn

bronze frost
tired inlet
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so if you were indestructible, time passing would be different if you were on Jupiter than Earth due to the major differences in the gravity well between the two; so it's more about density

woven sigil
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Even our sattalites in the real world are programmed to equate for time dialation, just a very small amount

obtuse oak
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according to conventional physics, time would pass on a completely different scale for them than for us living in a comparatively much lower gravity environment near our star

tired inlet
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Jupiter's gravity well is so immense it could have been a star in a different timeline, giving Sol a binary star system.

obtuse oak
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so there wouldn't be one single timeline for both us and them to adhere to

tired inlet
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so it "bends" space time towards it much more than Earth

sly quest
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Its all the moon’s fault

obtuse oak
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but yeah FTL travel also has that effect, approaching the speed of light also makes time appear to pass by much slower than for a 'static' observer.

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the forever war is a cool scifi book that deals with that

tired inlet
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this is why astronauts come back fucked up if they're on the ISS for prolonged periods

obtuse oak
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at some point the protagonists, originally from a near future earth, are so fed up with the drastic changes in human society they see every time they return home that they use an antimatter drive to travel tens of thousands of years into the future and back again just to see what the extreme future is like, and then ||God shows up and is like "hey man you can't do that." and removes their antimatter from their spaceship. and then, as a gesture of courtesy, increases the speed of light by 5%.||

tired inlet
# obtuse oak the forever war is a cool scifi book that deals with that

Hitchhiker's guide has a couple of funny anecdotes about a space faring planet that engages in a war with another but by the time they actually arrive to do battle one of two things occur: 1) peace treaty already signed because it's been years (or not decades/centuries); 2) the planet has evolved so much technologically that the attacking force doesn't stand a chance when they get there.

waxen meadow
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current havoc matchmaking system is so bad imo. may need some overhaul, definitely needs to add loadout viewer to the vanilla experience and let people join the game after someone has left or been kicked. it isn't fun to let some noob in and they have grey weapons and shit.....

delicate vapor
wheat scroll
delicate vapor
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that one moonfall movie

visual vortex
jaunty path
delicate vapor
south valve
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Meow

jaunty path
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Anyway

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I dislike the style of Mouse PI for hire

south valve
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Valid

jaunty path
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Feels way too animated

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everything fucking wiggles.

visual vortex
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I like it

limpid vigil
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personally i loved the wizard of oz refrence

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that one was hype

tired inlet
visual vortex
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young sheldon enters the room

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👀

south valve
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Okay, hear me out

true widget
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I need people to be less strict on havoc so I can get the helmet cause why is my request getting declined on havoc 18

limpid vigil
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Personally i would be fine if you could turn down the wiggling a bit or disable it alltogether but i understand it is for the cartoony rubberhose style of the game

delicate vapor
south valve
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IGN were kinda right with "too much cheese"

delicate vapor
jaunty path
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It feels like they took One cartoon animation and made that the whole feel of the game

true widget
visual vortex
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Can spell ignorant without ign

tired inlet
jaunty path
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Cup head does it a lot better in comparison

visual vortex
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Then play cuphead

limpid vigil
# delicate vapor when is IGN ever right

A lot of the times actually , remember too much water? Yeah it was cause there was too many waterfights so things that could counter water types were too good

south valve
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because in like every others dialogue, a character makes some sort of joke like "it was as smelly as cheddar cheese" and it gets SO monotonous

limpid vigil
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Ign's summary writer is the person who is always wrong tho

tired inlet
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Congratulations, you reinvented WoW/FF14 raid dickery. FIFTY DKP MINUS.

visual vortex
limpid vigil
limpid vigil
visual vortex
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What?

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Did it have a lot of water?

timber elk
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I remembered they shit all over black myth wukong

visual vortex
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Never played anyone of those games

timber elk
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And tried to spin a tale the devs were horrible people

south valve
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Tbh, I'm surprised they're still in business

lusty estuary
limpid vigil
visual vortex
limpid vigil
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even though you have the fight repellent used on you

timber elk
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And only gave the game a additional 500,000k players on launch

limpid vigil
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Yeah , summary writers at IGN cannot write for crap

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they do the opposite of what a good writer should

visual vortex
delicate vapor
timber elk
limpid vigil
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reviewers can actually do well even if the game they get do not mesh but like the guy who summarizes the review? They are crap like 90% of the time

visual vortex
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I dont know if you know this

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But most ign reviewers are from california

timber elk
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Also ollpheist. Awesome storm we had the other day.

lusty estuary
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IGN is fine most of the time

visual vortex
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And therefore have a different review from other people

formal mortar
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Wonder how I can get in to get paid to do game reviews

timber elk
tired steeple
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why do so many of my dd2 characters form polycules

visual vortex
formal mortar
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What is dd2

timber elk
limpid vigil
visual vortex
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When you add deadlines you can see reviewers favor story-focused games over open ones

formal mortar
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Magos what is dd2 D:

visual vortex
drowsy lynx
formal mortar
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Thanks Ollpheist, you're a homie

tired steeple
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darkest dungeon 2 sorry

timber elk
delicate vapor
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dance dance 2

tired steeple
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playing it rn

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AND WHY DO MY AMOROUS CHARACTERS ALWAYS HAVE HUGE AGE GAPES

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WHY DO THESE PEOPLE WANNA FUCK OLD MEN

timber elk
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Black myth wukong literally gives you lore as you defeat enemies

visual vortex
limpid vigil
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Imma be also honest - the fact that we never got an open world game set in the pacific northwest is a crime

timber elk
tired steeple
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is black myth wukong a chud game

timber elk
visual vortex
limpid vigil
visual vortex
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Play rhe game

lusty estuary
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at most the only thing you can critique about them as a journalist group is some of the reviewers brought on to review certain games are just weird when taken in the context and background of the particular reviewer

visual vortex
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If you like it

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You like it

south valve
timber elk
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You’re a monkey hitting things with a huge stick. While also drinking good wine.

tired steeple
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I ain't never heard of a moral chinese company

timber elk
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Black myth wukong review by lamb

lusty estuary
formal mortar
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Black Myth Wukong is a game I want to play pogryn

limpid vigil
formal mortar
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I always liked Wukong

limpid vigil
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so you fine m8

timber elk
formal mortar
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Though! Dynasty Warriors has the worst iteration of Wukong I have ever seen

graceful hamlet
visual vortex
limpid vigil
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cuz i think i have a close contender

timber elk
visual vortex
formal mortar
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What wukong you thinking of Neo?

limpid vigil
formal mortar
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Never heard of it

limpid vigil
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yeah , show is good but damn why did they whitewash wukong of all things

formal mortar
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Crazy

timber elk
formal mortar
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I didn't know I had a wikipedia hotkey until I just drunkenly hit it just now...

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And I still don't know what button it is

timber elk
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That’s like coloring a chimp organza and calling it a organatan.

limpid vigil
# formal mortar Crazy

Also the main character gets a staff that can change size and width but he is not wukong

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he is the cat

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like cmon

visual vortex
limpid vigil
lusty estuary
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the ambient racism of the french never ceases to amaze

formal mortar
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Is it a kid show?

limpid vigil
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gotta say though ever since the animation change the show looks great

visual vortex
formal mortar
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Oh wait I think I know it

limpid vigil
formal mortar
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It's the cat boy and ladybug girl?

limpid vigil
formal mortar
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My sister watched that trash

visual vortex
timber elk
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Anyway. Black myth wukong and mouse p.i awesome.

IGN stinky.

limpid vigil
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Animation actually looks decent now

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villain designs are also cooler

delicate vapor
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60:200

waxen sleet
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Imma go on an Expedition... time to suffer, wheeeeee

timber elk
visual vortex
waxen sleet
visual vortex
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And then she went back to disney after they waved money around her

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Pretty cool person

waxen sleet
timber elk
limpid vigil
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also want to know something that will enrage you? @visual vortex

visual vortex
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What

limpid vigil
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miracolous was supposed to be a show with an anime style and they switched to 3d later

waxen sleet
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Oh no... the lobby empty

visual vortex
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And i dont really dig anime

limpid vigil
bronze frost
limpid vigil
visual vortex
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Huh?

limpid vigil
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did i ping the wrong person?

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i think i did

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sry

visual vortex
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Balls

limpid vigil
visual vortex
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To the windows

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To the walls

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Till sweat drips down these balls

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⛹️

bronze frost
limpid vigil
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heh

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existentional dread intensifies

delicate vapor
true widget
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hello

tired steeple
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hello

formal mortar
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I killed someone with my hammer in bf6 KEKW_ogryn

formal mortar
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Then I teabagged him and his teammate looked at me and nodded KEKW_ogryn then he left

dire kayak
formal mortar
# dire kayak

This makes me wish my gf would give me more head pats Sitgryn

fair bridge
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just tried a dr pepper float from chick-fil-a

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pretty peak

formal mortar
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Dr Pepper Floats are nice

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You can make those things at home btw

woven sigil
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What is a float?

formal mortar
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A float is just Pop + Ice Cream

fair bridge
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im not allowed to cook anymore i cauised explosion :(

woven sigil
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Hell nawh

formal mortar
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It's not cooking lmao

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Usually you do a rootbeer float

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So rootbeer with a scoop or 2 of vanilla ice cream

woven sigil
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Ice cream and carbonated drink sounds just absolutely foul KEKW_ogryn

fair bridge
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it's actually peak

formal mortar
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It's delicious KEKW_ogryn

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If you try one do it with rootbeer first, a&w brand preferably

fair bridge
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it's less about the soda but more about how the carbonation interacts with the ice cream

formal mortar
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Not barqs

fair bridge
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it's like fizzy ice cream

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delicious

woven sigil
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I wouldn't be able to taste anything beyond sugar and the taste of rising vomit KEKW_ogryn

acoustic pebble
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At the airport, about to get a drunk one last time

fading otter
formal mortar
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Mug is acceptable for rootbeer as well

fair bridge
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i hate roobeer

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roober.......

formal mortar
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KEKW_ogryn You been drinking my beers again?

fair bridge
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roobeer

acoustic pebble
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Root beer is best soda

formal mortar
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It has no caffiene in it

formal mortar
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I'm on my last drink

fading otter
acoustic pebble
formal mortar
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I hate barqs

acoustic pebble
lime beacon
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I have never had a root beer brand besides barqs and mug

fair bridge
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i saw this NL clip about him dogging on the r/decaf subreddit and i've never had a bigger "fuck that's true" come out of my mouth

formal mortar
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Mug is good

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Never had Dad's

fading otter
formal mortar
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Stubborn has good rootbeer too

fair bridge
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these people act like caffeine is meth

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it's so insane

acoustic pebble
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But rn I'm drinking REAL beer

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I'm about to fly

formal mortar
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I say the fact that rootbeer doesn't have caffiene is great because it's fine to give a small child rootbeer imo

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It won't keep them up

fair bridge
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i fw ginger ale

formal mortar
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Love me some ginger ale

fair bridge
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walmart sells this fancy kind that is made with real ginger

acoustic pebble
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Ginger ale slaps

fair bridge
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and it's amazing

formal mortar
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especially with a stummy ache

fair bridge
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the real ginger ginger ale is the best soda i've probably ever had

formal mortar
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mallow ngl your pfp looks like someone I know irl but it can't be loregryn

fair bridge
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gillian anderson

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your life is mine

formal mortar
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lol

fair bridge
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i'm taking it so i can know gillian anderson too

formal mortar
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That tracks I have a friend that looks like her

fair bridge
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my steam pfp is a superior dana scully pic i think

delicate vapor
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breakfast time

formal mortar
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That's a great steam pic

fair bridge
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shes so cool

visual vortex
woven sigil
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Or don't and suffer, your choice KEKW_ogryn

delicate vapor
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take your pick

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Mr Joestar

formal mortar
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I'm drinking just some 11% mixed drinks rn Sitgryn

fair bridge
delicate vapor
regal jasper
formal mortar
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What is a weezo

regal jasper
visual vortex
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Carl wheezer

formal mortar
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Ah

fair bridge
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thats all it means

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theyre fuckin little weezos

formal mortar
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I'm old I need to keep up with things to keep the illusion that I'm young

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Some 20 year old girl hit on me yesterday while I was working so I'm feeling confidant KEKW_ogryn still told her to f off because I have a girlfriend

regal jasper
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u're a weezo

formal mortar
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Yeah Lamia?

fair bridge
formal mortar
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You want me to pass the ball?

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The controller?

delicate vapor
formal mortar
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The steering wheel?

visual vortex
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The buttered lobster

formal mortar
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Hell no

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I will never pass the buttered lobster that ish is mine

visual vortex
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Fair

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Waiter my lobster is too buttery

nocturne bloom
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It is a brother's job to carry part of another's burdens

formal mortar
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Lamia a homie

hazy kestrel
vivid zinc
delicate vapor
true widget
visual vortex
hazy kestrel
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I don’t

formal mortar
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Lamia I know your tag says I should call you projekt red but calling you lamia feels more fitting loregryn is this fine with you good sir

regal jasper
fair bridge
regal jasper
delicate vapor
visual vortex
fair bridge
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everybody betray me......................

nocturne bloom
formal mortar
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goobs do you post your painted minis? loregryn If so tag me next time please I'd like to check them out

nocturne bloom
formal mortar
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Yo Al makes some good clothes

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So if Al is your wife you must be fitted nice af

hazy kestrel
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Since when lmao

regal jasper
sly quest
dire kayak
visual vortex
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I dont like you enough to give you a pass

nocturne bloom
visual vortex
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But i respect your effort enough to let it slide

formal mortar
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Also if Al is your wife I will not pass the ball to you Lamia

sly quest
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Lamia is my wife that I literally don’t know anything about

visual vortex
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Oh yeah that's cheating

formal mortar
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I don't condone cheating staregryn

sly quest
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Arranged marriage SadCat

delicate vapor
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o deer

formal mortar
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Lamia wanted to cheat on you Al

south valve
sly quest
regal jasper
nocturne bloom
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I am no woman

hazy kestrel
sly quest
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WHAT

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WHAT

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WHAT

dire kayak
visual vortex
sly quest
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YOURE JOKING

nocturne bloom
sly quest
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WHAT.

delicate vapor
sly quest
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YOURE NOT A GIRL???????

nocturne bloom
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Sid you might have to pass the ball

drowsy lynx
formal mortar
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Lamia has a 2cm eggplant down there

dire kayak
sly quest
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HELL NAH GET OUT OF MY FUCKING HOOUUUUSSSEESSEEEEE

south valve
dire kayak
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he'll be a woman when i find him

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i mean

delicate vapor
formal mortar
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I'm sorry lamia that was too far of a joke

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I been drinking

dire kayak
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yeah he a man

formal mortar
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please forgive me

visual vortex
formal mortar
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The joke was there and I took it when I shouldn't have

visual vortex
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Everyone here is either a dude that team swapped or a dude

drowsy lynx
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As if asking someone to be a discord kitten and owning 60+ firearms wasn't a gender giveaway haha

sly quest
regal jasper
formal mortar
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I'm going back to my game before I fuck up again lmao

delicate vapor
drowsy lynx
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I'm sorry trying to buy someone a dlc to be discord kitten, not just asking

nocturne bloom
formal mortar
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Ok

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I guess I can pass ball

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But you can't do that again

dire kayak
formal mortar
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No cheating

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If you do you'll have a 0cm cucumber

nocturne bloom
drowsy lynx
visual vortex
formal mortar
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No we leave the balls

drowsy lynx
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No good deed goes unpunished

formal mortar
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Damn Lamia

dire kayak
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im out of bubble wrap this fucking sucks

nocturne bloom
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@sly quest I am twink shaped however

formal mortar
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Want me to buy you a dlc for something to make up for that?

dire kayak
#

gonna jump out my window

delicate vapor
south valve
formal mortar
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I'll do it even though I can't exactly afford it, but I can skip a lunch at work KEKW_ogryn

nocturne bloom
south valve
#

Oh

somber stream
#

Hmmmm, that one American?

formal mortar
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Who was it?

south valve
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would I know them, by chance?

formal mortar
#

So I can be judgemental

visual vortex
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Me

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Not me

sly quest
somber stream
#

No i know exactly who he's referring to

formal mortar
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Like please out them

nocturne bloom
delicate vapor
nocturne bloom
formal mortar
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Tell me who just in case I have them friended

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I can't be having that in my life

south valve
#

was it that person who apparently got too freaky and got banned?

nocturne bloom
#

No

drowsy lynx
visual vortex
#

Yeah

somber stream
#

Rule #1: Don't date your fellow Darktide user

formal mortar
#

If you feel uncomfortably saying it publicly please dm me

nocturne bloom
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Even if it annoyed me im not gonna expose them. Be the better person chadgryn

hazy kestrel
south valve
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Fair

nocturne bloom
dire kayak
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i think i know who it is

formal mortar
#

Be the better person is ass

sly quest
formal mortar
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I'm all for curbstomping a mf

sly quest
#

Literally best game ever

visual vortex
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Mfs here are too horny

hazy kestrel
formal mortar
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Ainz how you been

drowsy lynx
visual vortex
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Sometimes they just gotta slow down

sly quest
south valve
formal mortar
#

Was garden warfare the TPS?

sly quest
#

I liked all the games. But I like the chinese mods more

visual vortex
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@sly quest

formal mortar
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Yall ever play Monday Night Combat? pogryn

nocturne bloom
stark bobcat
visual vortex
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I'm going to ask you a question.

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Answer it honestly.

sly quest
#

Ok

visual vortex
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Did you but Replanted?

somber stream
delicate vapor
#

transformers on the ds

drowsy lynx
south valve
formal mortar
stark bobcat
hazy kestrel
sly quest
formal mortar
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Can we ask how old?

drowsy lynx
stark bobcat
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21

formal mortar
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Poke bowls are fire

delicate vapor
formal mortar
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21 that's younger than I thought you'd be pogryn

nocturne bloom
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Im a year older than him in 5 days NoJoy

sly quest
hazy kestrel
formal mortar
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Lamia what you buying unc for your birthday?

visual vortex
hazy kestrel
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I’m 24 lmao

stark bobcat
drowsy lynx
visual vortex
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Don't touch it or i will personally seek your downfall

waxen sleet
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Yall are kids, lmao

stark bobcat
hazy kestrel
#

Remembrancer is a fossil over here

formal mortar
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I'm 34 Sitgryn

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I think

drowsy lynx
stark bobcat
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Wait, isnt Warhammer like 40 years old?

sly quest
delicate vapor
formal mortar
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Dunno I remember playing a spacehulk game on sega or something when I wa skid

drowsy lynx
stark bobcat
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Damn

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True

formal mortar
#

I was born on a Tuesday in October chadgryn

sly quest
formal mortar
#

In the year of 91

delicate vapor
#

if only this monster anime had more seasons or chapters

stark bobcat
#

Around '87, so about 40 years

visual vortex
waxen sleet
formal mortar
sly quest
#

Im 38SCmimidancing

formal mortar
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No way

stark bobcat
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I'm 47

drowsy lynx
waxen sleet
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33 here, as of last Friday

formal mortar
#

Are you fr Al?

sly quest
sly quest
visual vortex
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Im 89 and live in a spire at the top of michigan in a wheelchair

dire kayak
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im 3376

formal mortar
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I thought you were younger than me

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Now I feel like a child staregryn

drowsy lynx
waxen sleet
visual vortex
#

No

visual vortex
#

Spire

south valve
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Ngl, I thought everyone saying their ages rn was like in their 20s 😭
No shade though, I love you guys no matter what

visual vortex
formal mortar
#

Peeps should I continue to grow my mustache out?

visual vortex
#

I actually built it

dire kayak
drowsy lynx
delicate vapor
formal mortar
#

ALWAYS MEOW BACK

dire kayak
ancient tinsel
formal mortar
#

You might get some booty if you meow back

jaunty path
#

took 1/4th of an edible

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wish me luck chat

delicate vapor
#

I wonder when Monster musume will get more to itdorocry9

sly quest
formal mortar
delicate vapor
dire kayak
waxen sleet
sly quest
#

I’m 23, 5’4, 167kg

ancient tinsel
#

37, 6'0", ripped with a massive dong. Live in the Bay Area

drowsy lynx
formal mortar
visual vortex
south valve
dire kayak
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even she is taller than me.

delicate vapor
south valve
#

I'm either 21, 69, or 420

true widget
#

im 102 years old and in my death bed (21)

dire kayak
#

im not saying my age

ancient tinsel
#

Three of what I said are true lmao

wheat scroll
#

Can you do the twins skip on any difficulty?

formal mortar
#

I dunno what 167kg is

dire kayak
south valve
formal mortar
#

Lemme go weigh myself

jaunty path
dire kayak
#

that's like 250 pounds

drowsy lynx
waxen sleet
drowsy lynx
ancient tinsel
formal mortar
#

Aw fuck I lost weight again

#

I'm 198 lbs

dire kayak
#

im like 80kg

delicate vapor
#

im cursed to 60kg

ancient tinsel
#

Meanwhile me, who just ate a bacon cheeseburger, half a side of sweet potato fries, and a chocolate shake. That's my one meal for the day.

delicate vapor
#

ive been 60kg for 5 years

formal mortar
#

So I'm about 90kg

waxen sleet
sly quest
wheat scroll
waxen sleet
south valve
sly quest
#

167,5 kg😋

formal mortar
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KEKW_ogryn I'm 6'0" and 198lbs, time to box in the heavyweights pogryn

sly quest
#

5000 pounds

ancient tinsel
#

368 pounds is 167 kg

dire kayak
sly quest
#

Then I’m 5000

drowsy lynx
formal mortar
#

368 pounds?

ancient tinsel
#

368

jaunty path
#

I hope the effect isn't too minor

formal mortar
#

That's pretty normal round here

dire kayak
#

im 80kg and i consider myself morbidly obese

delicate vapor
ancient tinsel
#

Michigan is known for its large breed of cattle and humans.

formal mortar
#

Nobody here believes I weigh as much as I do

sly quest
wheat scroll
visual vortex
waxen sleet
drowsy lynx
dire kayak
#

hm

formal mortar
#

All that matters if how confidant you are in your loooks

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imo

ancient tinsel
#

368 lbs is the average weight of a child in Texas, my home state.

stark bobcat
dire kayak
sly quest
drowsy lynx
formal mortar
#

If you are lying about it i can't tell

visual vortex
jaunty path
#

NAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

visual vortex
#

Ive been to texas

drowsy lynx
sly quest
visual vortex
#

Beautiful land

formal mortar
#

My lie detector only works in person

delicate vapor
#

true

dire kayak
#

yee haw

waxen sleet
ancient tinsel
#

TEXAS. THE LAND OF McFATTIES.

formal mortar
#

Ah okay

visual vortex
#

But they only eat sweets

#

And fast food

stark bobcat
loud lance
#

Had some pretty good expedition teams lately, and now today... not so much

sly quest
visual vortex
#

It's kind of concerning to me

formal mortar
#

I actually wish everyone could be happy irl

ancient tinsel
#

Since I moved to California, I don't have to navigate around fat people in scooters anymore when I go grocery shopping.

drowsy lynx
formal mortar
wheat scroll
stark bobcat
#

You can't do it solo

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Need a min of 2 people

ancient tinsel
#

Oh, yeah, what Ainz said

wheat scroll
#

okay then

#

makes sense

#

had only bots

sly quest
wheat scroll
#

ty

drowsy lynx
waxen sleet
visual vortex
ancient tinsel
formal mortar
#

Ozempic should be for those who need it imo

woven sigil
formal mortar
#

I have diabetic family that need it but can't get it

sly quest
dire kayak
#

enough gay thoughts