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Timmy lives an average life and nobody understands
We will purge his followers in your name
Dammit ollpheist you just made the song play in my head
Im sorry
"WHERE THE FUCK IS MORTARION?" type shit
Core memory unlocked
But that shit goes hard
Yeah
Same glory yo big e glory to fenris glory to russ
IN THE NAME OF THE PRIMARCH I CAST YOU DOWN!
I wonder how many heretics and their legions would become loyalists if the emperor just stood up
Lol
Dreadnoughts, loyalist or traitor, are dope af
"Vile sons of Personman.. is he here?"
"He is not."
"Pity. Then I will have to take vengeance on his minions."
I don’t have any sons
(alt universe where Personman is evil)
Minions
I don’t have any minions either
Personman has two munions
It's okay, I will be your minion
One is short and skinny and the other is big and fat and dumb
Have you tried stealing the moon?
Not yet
I am a son of my dad because i came from his balls
Lol
Augustine is alright
"Seminally present in the loins of Adam" type shit
Okay I am a member a sm 2 sw discord server
Space wolves?
Yes
Where carcharodon one?
Iron Hands ftw

You can't stop us Iron Hands fans! There's like, uh, 3 of us now!
What's an Iron Hands
A hand made from iron
So like Tekken?
Exactly
Iron Hands? I hardly Nands
Greating sons of dorn
... Ferrus Manus

Sorry
Like the Legacy of Dorn choose your adventure game?
Never say that again.
I'm sorry 😔
Sons of manus greetings

I got baby star jam on loop 
Praise the fake omissionia
Hiiii!!
This fever killing me
Hello!!!
TITHE-RAT
iron hands steel >>>>>>> any other gunmetal paint
I started playing the OG Marathon trilogy a few days ago
I'M FLYING HOME!!
Wouldn't know, but cool
I am dreading going through Colony ship for sale, cheap.
I have over 300 minis to paint... great grey pile of potential
Good luck!
At least it’s not a maze.
At least it’s not a maze.
At least it’s not a maze.
Maybe I am the Minotaur…
got bubble wrap
WOOOWWW did they all come from the same pack?
Funnily in DND minotaurs have advantage on navigating mazes
woah
i feel that rhough
Nope, combo of Xmas and bday gifts from the past 2 years
i used to have a big grey pile of shame
Corn haters be like:
I can't afford minis 
This is a reference to one of Bungie’s old games. Minotaur: The Labyrinths of Crete.
Not shame, never shame, pile of POTENTIAL
So I use pop caps
Optimism wins again!
My reference^
With the advent of 3D printing too, unless ur really into die-cast minis or official tourneys...why pay those premium prices on product that's never in stock?
I can't afford a printer either
Then there’s also the tie ins to Halo, Myth, Destiny, Pathways into Darkness, Gnop.
U commission people with a 3D printer to make them ofr u xD

Just a funny ball, traveling around…
Just like the Traveler
Awww you deserve more! Also hope you will enjoy coloring all of these! Wow!
Actually I know someone with one, that's a good idea 
the t'aunar is nearly 40% painted
Sell your car, simple!
I don't have a car 
God, the Marathon iceberg lore is all coming back. It’s so over.
I walk everywhere
Sell… your kidney…?
Good, a healthy one costs a pretty penny.
GW is nuts for not embracing 3D printing and verified serial numbers for official tourneys. They'd expand their market 4x over ezpz.
Hungry
i should get more gem paints
im thinking of switching to army painter paints
i hate the citadel paint pot design
who at GW approved this
I think I use those
I haven't done much
painting though
that's fair
I’m glad you got some rest, Eli:)
ive done a lot of painting
The painter
i should get more imperial knights
maybe a chaos knight
i wanna do a death guard thing someday
need to practice flesh and contrast paints and stuff
but i need wraithbone primer
assuugh
Can you afford all of these, Goob.
13 hours
i wish
Oh wow
eepy
For some reason I can’t even react to your texts. Genuinely wth.
Either discord server nonsense or ya got blocked. Blocked people can still reply to messages, but can’t react to people who have them blocked
Check to see if you can view their profile or if it’s blank.
Most likely it’s just discord being strange
Ah… makes sense 
Coming out of my cage and I been doing just fine
What
Oh
I just can't look, it's killing meeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Hello Hank
Only Britain would pick a song about someone getting cucked as their club party anthem
It's a catchy song
There are catchier songs
Type shit
When I was in high school I had a teacher just say fuck it we're watching Firefly and Serenity in class
Mods, ban this nobody
No one stopped her
Had an awkward talk with a girl in the sword club after i sang the song during a Karaoke night
I am happy she did it because those were amazing to watch. But wow LMFAO
I haven't voluntarily watched a TV channel or listened to a radio ration since the Obama presidency and none of my coworkers seem to understand or remember that
😭
i took a break for about 6 mo, come back and try expidition, always me and 3 bots. bots so ass i cant get auric done.
They're always surprised when I don't know some TV personality or pop song
why is this game dead?
Fat fingered the screen oops
It wasn't like a physical radio, he just turned the station on or something
I'm a boomer
okay boomer
Game is fine. Expeditions is dead
Uh oh...
Fatshark and releasing half-baked gamemodes. Name a more iconic duo
Auric Expeditions are dead because the only people playing that mode consistently are penance farmers on Malice. Rewards do not scale to difficulty so no one is queueing into Auric unfortunately
@open portal is a bot sending friend reqs
Malice salvage grind goes brrrr
If they wanted to fix it just make rewards scale properly
Ta da fixed people are queueing Aurics
i get what you are saying but i already have all the rewards. so its like irrelevant.
You’re done with the salvage grind? I have 36k left lmao
Yeah at this point most people have done their grinds and are back to playing other game modes so idk what their plan is for Expeditions going forward

Well we still need the last 2 zones in a third rotation
I'm not sure they have one ngl
For that one penance
But we'll see
I still have lot of grind to do for it but don't wanna 
If their plan is to dangle AdMech to distract us from Expeditions being a mess that plan would work on me
This is worrying 😨
Jingle the AdMech keys
Question. Is there a way to get more diamantine quicker, or more efficiently? I play heresy casually, should I just bump the difficulty or do something specific?
Power through it pal
I believe in you
I have more fun things to play rn
Play Havoc
Expeditions to me seemed like someone in leadership was like "hey those extraction and Helldivers games are pretty popular huh. Those Swedish developers are doing good huh. I think we can do that too. Let's make an Arc Divers mode or whatever it's called. Team, make it so." And the rest of the studio was like "what? Oh. Uhhh. Okay?"
But I'm not privy to their decision-making so this is complete speculation.
Like modded rimworld?
Play Mortis Trials
DA POWER OF GORK AND MORK FLOWS THROUGH MA VEINS
play damnation
shrugs
Yeah but if I am not full on like I wanna get every penance, then no point
hi goober
Ah
Fair
WAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHHHHH
I can’t hear ya
What?
WAAAAAAGHHH!
Ahem waaaah! :)

I'll look in to it, thanks.
If I do the bell puzzle, does it unlock for all characters ?
Yeah
DARKHELLRAIDERS 2 LEFT FOR TOXIC BLOOD
if I unlock it on heresy can I still do the skip on damination ?
how is everyone
Just unlock it on uprising
It’s easy
Thank you guys for the info.
Then you can do the hard mode on damnation
Thought you had to unlock the skip on the difficulty
No
Family. Family. Family
Din Viesel
mid
What’s YOUR favorite movie then?
I dont have one
Hi!
I have to say Wreck It Ralph because I watched that movie over 600 times in under a year 
anyone down to run havoc 13 rq
With my niece
Awwwww yes it’s a great movie!
ps wreck it raplh is fire
Lock stock and two smoking barrels
if I was at home I would.. sorry
Sounds tuff asf. What is it about?
Is a gangster film
Guy Richie film
Same dude who done Snatch
That’s the point Noob

Yall remember Noober? From Baldur's Gate 1?
Think my sister watched that like yesterday
weird
but if I should choose, probably interstellar
Will watch it asap for sure
Ohhh, what is it about:)?
Interstellar is a classic
People sent through wormhole to try to find a new planet for humans to live on
Heh, based
And it gets weird
You should watch it. Interstellar is a fucking amazing movie
Interstellar? What are we doing inside stellar
FLUSHED AWAY
Science fiction
LMAOOAOA yeah peak ash
It's mostly plot and very very good acting
not a lot of action
What's YOURS Al?
a dad need to go to the space to find a new planet for humanity, cause Earth is already fucked up and they need a new world to live
and a lot of things happens
its a good movie
u should watch
they have Hans Zimmer soundtrack
I watched project hail mary two days ago it was really good
Personally one of my favorite movies is A Scanner Darkly
My gf wants to watch it, so I'm going to try to Friday if it's still in theater
You haven't seen it? Oh man. It's pretty peak
Best part of interstellar is when he says “it’s interstellar time” and goes interstellar
Then he interstellars all over the place and the interstellar interstellars in the interstellar
SPOILERS
Sadly that kinda is 
its good
The Invention of lying. Its a stupid movie but too nostalgic.
I want to see that movie
Oh I've never heard of that
Will do soon!
my favorite movie when I was younger was the book of life
It's a world where lying doesn't exist and 1 person suddenly starts lying
Its a silly movie w horrible acting, the budget was probably 5$ 
Book of Life is a good one
Low budget films are great 
Mallrats was a movie I grew up watching, and Clerks 
Clerks 1 is a masterpiece
interstellar at least does something interested in trying to tackle gravitational-well time-dilution, which as a fact makes most soft sci-fi basically impossible to maintain any type of timeline like Star Trek/Star Wars/Warhammer 40K
Project Hail Mary does too
*shrek 2
Also true
This line makes me want to play Star Ocean Till The End of Time again
ratatouille
They have a whole codex in game on stuff

Has something broken lately, I'm dying to ranged shots all the time even when dodge sliding
40k plays around a little with the logistical impossibility of this by having accurate recordkeeping be something of an unattainable goal and it can take years or even decades for administratum decisions to make their way from one side of the galaxy to the other
they ignore time dilation but they have ships go missing and turn up hundreds of years later in the warp
that sort of thing
and even then they open just fudge it because it's all about propaganda
Time dilation wouldn’t be as relevant if they’re warp traveling and not going FTL though right? I have no idea
Ho
yeah, that's an open discussion about Sgt. Morrow
gravity causes time dilation
It's about gravity, not FTL
so for example
I sure love rock
Is this game lore accurate?
the league of votann live near the galactic core, i think in proximity to a bunch of black holes or something.
Humans invented time 
Oh yeah people on planets would experience time faster than ship born folk
so if you were indestructible, time passing would be different if you were on Jupiter than Earth due to the major differences in the gravity well between the two; so it's more about density
Even our sattalites in the real world are programmed to equate for time dialation, just a very small amount
according to conventional physics, time would pass on a completely different scale for them than for us living in a comparatively much lower gravity environment near our star
Jupiter's gravity well is so immense it could have been a star in a different timeline, giving Sol a binary star system.
so there wouldn't be one single timeline for both us and them to adhere to
so it "bends" space time towards it much more than Earth
Its all the moon’s fault
but yeah FTL travel also has that effect, approaching the speed of light also makes time appear to pass by much slower than for a 'static' observer.
the forever war is a cool scifi book that deals with that
yeah, spacers (I think WH40K calls them 'voidborne' or something?) would have different nurturing aspects of time, and growing up with artificial gravity would necessarily have impacts on their bone density and circulatory systems.
this is why astronauts come back fucked up if they're on the ISS for prolonged periods
at some point the protagonists, originally from a near future earth, are so fed up with the drastic changes in human society they see every time they return home that they use an antimatter drive to travel tens of thousands of years into the future and back again just to see what the extreme future is like, and then ||God shows up and is like "hey man you can't do that." and removes their antimatter from their spaceship. and then, as a gesture of courtesy, increases the speed of light by 5%.||
Hitchhiker's guide has a couple of funny anecdotes about a space faring planet that engages in a war with another but by the time they actually arrive to do battle one of two things occur: 1) peace treaty already signed because it's been years (or not decades/centuries); 2) the planet has evolved so much technologically that the attacking force doesn't stand a chance when they get there.
current havoc matchmaking system is so bad imo. may need some overhaul, definitely needs to add loadout viewer to the vanilla experience and let people join the game after someone has left or been kicked. it isn't fun to let some noob in and they have grey weapons and shit.....

Best we can do is another krieg rotation , and an event insignia 
But this time it's a dark yellow
Yeah I don't know how anyone can manage party finder without being able to see loadouts
Meow
Valid
I like it
In a shooter wiggling is bad unless it's a trip sequence
personally i loved the wizard of oz refrence
that one was hype
CERN scientist attempting to explain quantum string theory to the visiting class of 8th graders
Okay, hear me out
I need people to be less strict on havoc so I can get the helmet cause why is my request getting declined on havoc 18
Personally i would be fine if you could turn down the wiggling a bit or disable it alltogether but i understand it is for the cartoony rubberhose style of the game
bacon
IGN were kinda right with "too much cheese"
when is IGN ever right
It feels like they took One cartoon animation and made that the whole feel of the game
never
Can spell ignorant without ign
<< level 30 getting denied HL5 because they're not wearing <Havoc-Forged> title
Cup head does it a lot better in comparison
Then play cuphead
IT PISSESME OFF SO BAD
A lot of the times actually , remember too much water? Yeah it was cause there was too many waterfights so things that could counter water types were too good
because in like every others dialogue, a character makes some sort of joke like "it was as smelly as cheddar cheese" and it gets SO monotonous
Ign's summary writer is the person who is always wrong tho
Congratulations, you reinvented WoW/FF14 raid dickery. FIFTY DKP MINUS.
That's their subnautica review
Like they cannot write it well and this is why the reviews get clowned
nope , pokemon ruby/saphirre
I remembered they shit all over black myth wukong
Never played anyone of those games
And tried to spin a tale the devs were horrible people
Tbh, I'm surprised they're still in business
well unfortunately that's because they were
Yep , a helluva lot and worst part is water does not count repels so you move 2 tiles and a fish wants to fight you the lvl 99 demigod
Last of us 2 got like a 10/10 btw
even though you have the fight repellent used on you
I’m disagreeing or agreeing. I’m just saying they did a really horrible job at showing that if that was their goal
And only gave the game a additional 500,000k players on launch
Yeah , summary writers at IGN cannot write for crap
they do the opposite of what a good writer should
What'd they do hambone?
regular show reference
HAMBOOOOOOONING
reviewers can actually do well even if the game they get do not mesh but like the guy who summarizes the review? They are crap like 90% of the time
Also ollpheist. Awesome storm we had the other day.
IGN is fine most of the time
And therefore have a different review from other people
Wonder how I can get in to get paid to do game reviews
I don’t see how that is relevant.
why do so many of my dd2 characters form polycules
Different parts of america have different tastes
What is dd2
Hmmmmm you have a point.
I saw this take on tiktok and imma say it - ign is fine if you actually read the review and not the summary
When you add deadlines you can see reviewers favor story-focused games over open ones
Magos what is dd2 D:
Darkest dungeon 2
Gotta go lick each state to find out
Thanks Ollpheist, you're a homie
darkest dungeon 2 sorry
But mouse p.i and black myth wukong are story based
dance dance 2
playing it rn
AND WHY DO MY AMOROUS CHARACTERS ALWAYS HAVE HUGE AGE GAPES
WHY DO THESE PEOPLE WANNA FUCK OLD MEN
Black myth wukong literally gives you lore as you defeat enemies
Those are too hard and mechanical for ign
Imma be also honest - the fact that we never got an open world game set in the pacific northwest is a crime
Pffffftt
is black myth wukong a chud game
No?
What's it matter?
like you got redwood forest , waterfalls , intresting mountains the whole 9 yards
Play rhe game
at most the only thing you can critique about them as a journalist group is some of the reviewers brought on to review certain games are just weird when taken in the context and background of the particular reviewer
Wait what?
You’re a monkey hitting things with a huge stick. While also drinking good wine.
I ain't never heard of a moral chinese company
Black myth wukong review by lamb
like in the sense of them not being experienced or that interested in the particular genre of a game but I guess for the sake of getting a grounded review that helps things
Black Myth Wukong is a game I want to play 
You see a chud game is any game if played by a non-introspective chud
I always liked Wukong
so you fine m8
It’s a good read! Game is also great.
Though! Dynasty Warriors has the worst iteration of Wukong I have ever seen
I mean, most game companies have terrible overwork problems that we all support by buying all the games so
My review for black myth wukong:
wich part?
cuz i think i have a close contender
And somehow the Lego sun wukong is a million times better
Foxconn added extra safety nets to push this game out
What wukong you thinking of Neo?
The monkey king hero from miracolous
Never heard of it
yeah , show is good but damn why did they whitewash wukong of all things
Crazy
Crazy. How the hell do you whitewash a monkey?
I didn't know I had a wikipedia hotkey until I just drunkenly hit it just now...
And I still don't know what button it is
French
That’s like coloring a chimp organza and calling it a organatan.
Also the main character gets a staff that can change size and width but he is not wukong
he is the cat
like cmon
French man ruins life over orbeez
yep
the ambient racism of the french never ceases to amaze
Is it a kid show?
gotta say though ever since the animation change the show looks great
The ambient racism of Asian countries never ceases to amaze me
Oh wait I think I know it
Kinda , like how owl house was and was not
It's the cat boy and ladybug girl?
yep
My sister watched that trash
Shark boy and lava girl
Anyway. Black myth wukong and mouse p.i awesome.
IGN stinky.
It had it's moments but i joined in the newest season and it is good so far
Animation actually looks decent now
villain designs are also cooler
60:200
Imma go on an Expedition... time to suffer, wheeeeee
Wheeeeeee goes down a slide
My favorite thing the creator of that show did was begin creating a new show after leaving disney and it had a 5 minute long rant about how much she hates companies and capitalism
Nope, its a Slug Puppy's mouth
And then she went back to disney after they waved money around her
Pretty cool person
yep
AHHHHHHHhhhhhhh gets eaten and 3 minutes later. Spawns nexts to remembrance rude
also want to know something that will enrage you? @visual vortex
What
miracolous was supposed to be a show with an anime style and they switched to 3d later
Oh no... the lobby empty
Dont know what that is
And i dont really dig anime
pretty sure you can still find the old intro on youtube
The more you approach the speed of light the less gravity affects you and therefore time dilation. There’s a book called tau about this exact topic.
the show with the bad wukong rep we were all talking about
Huh?
Balls
as a warframe player : ball-ass
Oh the series the expanse has that bone density concept really well explained. People from space stations are tortured by being exposed to earths gravity
oh hey all tomorrows in my timeline
heh
existentional dread intensifies

hello
hello
I killed someone with my hammer in bf6 
Bonk!
Then I teabagged him and his teammate looked at me and nodded
then he left
This makes me wish my gf would give me more head pats 
What is a float?
A float is just Pop + Ice Cream
im not allowed to cook anymore i cauised explosion :(
Hell nawh
It's not cooking lmao
Usually you do a rootbeer float
So rootbeer with a scoop or 2 of vanilla ice cream
Ice cream and carbonated drink sounds just absolutely foul 
it's actually peak
it's less about the soda but more about how the carbonation interacts with the ice cream
Not barqs
I wouldn't be able to taste anything beyond sugar and the taste of rising vomit 
At the airport, about to get a drunk one last time
Chick Fil a slaps, wish I had more than one within a 2 hour radius
Mug is acceptable for rootbeer as well
You been drinking my beers again?
the one near us is constantly packed
roobeer
Root beer is best soda
It has no caffiene in it
Yes
I'm on my last drink
Y’all tried Dad’s?
Nope, I'm a Barqs man
I hate barqs
Gonna be mine
I have never had a root beer brand besides barqs and mug
i saw this NL clip about him dogging on the r/decaf subreddit and i've never had a bigger "fuck that's true" come out of my mouth
Canadian but if you can track some down definitely try, shits the best
Stubborn has good rootbeer too
Mayhaps. I never even heard of it until now
But rn I'm drinking REAL beer
I'm about to fly
I say the fact that rootbeer doesn't have caffiene is great because it's fine to give a small child rootbeer imo
It won't keep them up
i fw ginger ale
Love me some ginger ale
walmart sells this fancy kind that is made with real ginger
Ginger ale slaps
and it's amazing
especially with a stummy ache
the real ginger ginger ale is the best soda i've probably ever had
mallow ngl your pfp looks like someone I know irl but it can't be 
lol
i'm taking it so i can know gillian anderson too
That tracks I have a friend that looks like her
That's a great steam pic
shes so cool
Drink water afterwards
Or don't and suffer, your choice 
I'm drinking just some 11% mixed drinks rn 
noob is here
What is a weezo
Carl wheezer
Ah
lynx and flesh are weezos
thats all it means
theyre fuckin little weezos

I'm old I need to keep up with things to keep the illusion that I'm young
Some 20 year old girl hit on me yesterday while I was working so I'm feeling confidant
still told her to f off because I have a girlfriend
Tell her you know a guy

Yeah Lamia?
im calling the cops and telling them two weezos are harassing me on the inter net

The steering wheel?
The buttered lobster
It is a brother's job to carry part of another's burdens
Oh you.
Laugh track plays.
Your avacado toast is too crunchy

slaps knee
I thought lamia was married
Lamia I know your tag says I should call you projekt red but calling you lamia feels more fitting
is this fine with you good sir
make that three
u can try, but they'll never found your body
wat da HELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"Found your body"
everybody betray me......................
Thats just there from my ancient 360 group boss
goobs do you post your painted minis?
If so tag me next time please I'd like to check them out
Yes @sly quest is my wife
Since when lmao
well bro, im improving my english, so u cant make fun of me
Hi hi 
you should throw a fffffffffreeaking beach party
😌
I dont like you enough to give you a pass
my WIFEEE
HI HELLO
But i respect your effort enough to let it slide
Also if Al is your wife I will not pass the ball to you Lamia
Lamia is my wife that I literally don’t know anything about
Oh yeah that's cheating
I don't condone cheating 
Arranged marriage 
o deer
Lamia wanted to cheat on you Al
You know that they're your wife
idc muhaha
I am no woman
Well* I’m* you* can’t* me. 
not yet
lasted 1 day dawg 🙏
YOURE JOKING

WHAT.
YOURE NOT A GIRL???????
Sid you might have to pass the ball
Why would you think they are?

HELL NAH GET OUT OF MY FUCKING HOOUUUUSSSEESSEEEEE
HUH

yeah he a man
Dumbass you're on discord
The joke was there and I took it when I shouldn't have
Everyone here is either a dude that team swapped or a dude
As if asking someone to be a discord kitten and owning 60+ firearms wasn't a gender giveaway haha
TEAM SWAPPED?!😭😭😭
im lazy enough to not put the '
I'm going back to my game before I fuck up again lmao
I'm sorry trying to buy someone a dlc to be discord kitten, not just asking
My wife left me pass the ball
I did buy one person here dlc once to be nice and then they blocked me after. I just did it to be nice too 
Just a lil tape back and they're good to go 
And no balls
Ahh that's shitty damn
No we leave the balls
No good deed goes unpunished
Wtf?? WHY??
Damn Lamia
im out of bubble wrap this fucking sucks
@sly quest I am twink shaped however
Want me to buy you a dlc for something to make up for that?
gonna jump out my window
can confirm
ground floor I hope
I'll do it even though I can't exactly afford it, but I can skip a lunch at work 
Fairly popular person here too from not long ago
Oh
Hmmmm, that one American?
Who was it?
would I know them, by chance?
So I can be judgemental
OUTTTTTTTTTT
No i know exactly who he's referring to
Like please out them


?
was it that person who apparently got too freaky and got banned?
No
You're going to need to be more specific 
Yeah
Rule #1: Don't date your fellow Darktide user
If you feel uncomfortably saying it publicly please dm me
Even if it annoyed me im not gonna expose them. Be the better person 
Big Boi was interesting to talk to and funny sometimes, but they got way to freaky
Fair
I haven't dated anyone from here
i think i know who it is
Be the better person is ass
I miss pvz so bad 
I'm all for curbstomping a mf
True
Literally best game ever
Mfs here are too horny
Garden Warfare was peak
Ainz how you been
We get a lil freaky 
Sometimes they just gotta slow down

That's mario though
Was garden warfare the TPS?
I liked all the games. But I like the chinese mods more
@sly quest
Yall ever play Monday Night Combat? 
I played the DS version a lot
Birthday today, so has been good to far. Gonna get some seafood for dinner
Ok
happ birday
Did you but Replanted?
You know what i'm talking about
Also check this out:
#zealot-class message
I'll be taking my leave now
transformers on the ds
Happy birthday! Hope the seafood is good
Didn't everyone hate that one?
Congratulations on another rotation around our beautiful dwarf star!
I hope you continue having a wonderful time
Gonna get a poke bowl if you know those
I remember this
HAPPY BIRTHDAY HOPE YOU WILL HAVE A WONDERFUL YEAR FULL OF HAPPINESS AND HEALTH
❤️ ❤️ ❤️ ❤️
Can we ask how old?

Oooh hell yea
21
Poke bowls are fire

21 that's younger than I thought you'd be 
Im a year older than him in 5 days 
I didn’t play it yet… but it seems fun
Pal, I thought you’d be like 30 or something
Lamia what you buying unc for your birthday?
Hm.
I’m 24 lmao
Everyone thinks I am older cause I act way more mature, you aren't the only one
My favorite is raw salmon, eel sauce, jalapenos, fried onions, and a few other veggies
Don't touch it or i will personally seek your downfall
happ birday
It's not a bad thing pal
Yall are kids, lmao
Yeah, no worries
Remembrancer is a fossil over here
Don't worry, you're still younger than me 
Wait, isnt Warhammer like 40 years old?
Happy birthday 
young
Dunno I remember playing a spacehulk game on sega or something when I wa skid
40,000 years old actually
It's not my birthday D;
I was born on a Tuesday in October 
It is now 🎂
In the year of 91
if only this monster anime had more seasons or chapters
Around '87, so about 40 years
The R in "Warhammer 40k" is slightly off-centered and clipping the border
Sounds like the beginning of Solomon Grundy

Im 38
No way
I'm 47
Pressing X to doubt
33 here, as of last Friday
Are you fr Al?
38 n a half… 
Yes
Im 89 and live in a spire at the top of michigan in a wheelchair
im 3376
Oh cool, Michigan is known for its spire
Lighthouse? Please mean a lighthouse
No
Spire
Ngl, I thought everyone saying their ages rn was like in their 20s 😭
No shade though, I love you guys no matter what
Yeah i live there
Peeps should I continue to grow my mustache out?
I actually built it
21 M 5'8 theres no hope anymore
ALWAYS MEOW BACK
yeeaaahhhh you're a couple thousand years off
Need picture to judge. Or answer honestly: do you look like a pedophile?
You might get some booty if you meow back
I wonder when Monster musume will get more to it
Sid I was kidding…
Nah everyone thinks I look like a british gentleman
lightweight no reaction
the hat man is coming
Did you pack your bags?
I’m 23, 5’4, 167kg
37, 6'0", ripped with a massive dong. Live in the Bay Area
Don't take more for at least 2 hours, make sure you drink water
That's a lot of info
Ew no

I'm either 21, 69, or 420
im 102 years old and in my death bed (21)
im not saying my age
Three of what I said are true lmao
Can you do the twins skip on any difficulty?
I dunno what 167kg is
167kg is so much
This is probably the best move
Lemme go weigh myself
Yeah thats the plan. it can take 30 minutes to 2 hours unfortunately.
that's like 250 pounds
Yep you can unlock it on any as long as you clear the fight
In the immortal words of my elder brother, with at least 2 baby mamas and several ex wives: Everyone is the same height on their knees
i bet they are
Yeah depends on if you've eaten, metabolism, and dosage
The grimdark version: everyone's the same height when they're dead in the ground.
im like 80kg
im cursed to 60kg
Meanwhile me, who just ate a bacon cheeseburger, half a side of sweet potato fries, and a chocolate shake. That's my one meal for the day.
ive been 60kg for 5 years
So I'm about 90kg
And worth the same amount of calories in a can of corpse starch
My weight
I know ive done it, I just cant find the skip bell
I think he means in Freedom Units
I hope it doesn't end too soon, then I'll stop existing 😔
167,5 kg😋
I'm 6'0" and 198lbs, time to box in the heavyweights 
368 pounds is 167 kg
that's so heavy
Then I’m 5000
They should be right at the start under a bridge / walkway that goes overhead, before you see any enemies. They're on the left hanging under one end of it
368 pounds?
368
I hope the effect isn't too minor
That's pretty normal round here
im 80kg and i consider myself morbidly obese
you should be alright
Michigan is known for its large breed of cattle and humans.
Thank you I am considered a model in my country
isnt the 2nd bell only there on damnation? I meant low diff
What is the significance of this?
True, but they make them bigger in Wisconsin
Edibles kinda creep in and they're more body high oriented vs smoking so generally you retain cognition but it does effect motivation and activity levels
hm
368 lbs is the average weight of a child in Texas, my home state.
Probably not, the author lost the plot with the manga a long time ago and the best part was the start when he met all the girls (I know there wasn't ever a real plot"
if you're looking for confidence from me, you're looking in the wrong places
Sid sometimes I do believe you can’t tell if we’re joking with you or not.
body high oriented?
Both bells should show for any difficulty iirc but @stark bobcat probably knows best
I'm drunk rn so
If you are lying about it i can't tell
Yes
NAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
Ive been to texas
Tingly relaxing feeling with munchies
… we’re just kidding.
Beautiful land
oh i see
My lie detector only works in person
true
yee haw
Doesnt seem to be that way.
Hes right, everything is bigger in texas
TEXAS. THE LAND OF McFATTIES.
Ah okay
Left bell is for all difficulty, right is hard mode and only shows up in damn/auric since they are the same
Had some pretty good expedition teams lately, and now today... not so much
That kid ain’t making it to 5 years old.
It's kind of concerning to me
I actually wish everyone could be happy irl
Since I moved to California, I don't have to navigate around fat people in scooters anymore when I go grocery shopping.
I've only done it recently once for a new player and we did use a skip on heresy I think for him
I hope you can build some up some day
how many times you have to strike the left bell ? did once, nothing happened
Until it comes
Everyone on the team does it once
You can't do it solo
Need a min of 2 people
Oh, yeah, what Ainz said
See now , this , is the problem
okay then
makes sense
had only bots
Thanks for the accurate info
With Ozempic n these other thinning solutions, I do believe there will be no obesity in the next few years. Unless it became a trend. 
ty
This supposedly causes hair loss lol
The American Healthcare system begs to differ
If you stop ising ozempic then yiu regain the weight quickly
Well, most fat people I know don't make a lot of money and they got that way from being forced to eat cheap, processed food. If they can't afford good food, they won't get Ozempic either.
Ozempic should be for those who need it imo
Ebibles don't make me lazy.
I was lazy before I ate the edible 
I have diabetic family that need it but can't get it
Relatable lmao
Its either being bald or not being able to breathe unless w a breathing tube.
enough gay thoughts

