general-chat

[tawdry edge]

Apparently the first novel he shows up in he only has a handful of appearances and is not the main focus
Im still gonna ignore it because i hate his concept

[tired steeple]

who is that

[dire kayak]

we ALL hate john grammaticus

[tired steeple]

I've heard his name a hundred times

I honestly thought he was a meme

[little violet]

Man that can speak every language in 40k

He appeared in some events like Nikae

[dire kayak]

hey guys its john freakin grammaticus

[tawdry edge]

They really dont get away with it all the time

The Ordo Astartes (inquisitor minor order created to watch over chapters) get rid of chapters that they think have higher chances to falling to chaos a the time
Theyve sent so many assassins to kill Gabriel Sseth, chapter master of the Flesh Tearers and he survived them all
Chapters usually get away with that because the marines are more autonomous than other imperial factions and they keep their history, tactics and culture to themselves

[tired steeple]

or because 40k is stagnant and gw won't ever even slightly effect current events

still cool flesh tearer's fact thanks

I'm aware of the ordo astartes but I've like honestly never heard them actually get rid of a chapter

[tawdry edge]

The Space Wolfs got into a war with the Grey Knights and Inquisition for not allowing them to kill some guards after they fought a chaos incursion (the Wolfs ended up liking their courage)
Inquisition and Grey Knights tried to fight them over it, SW chapter master killed the inquisitor and the chapter master of the GK

[little violet]

If you want a Loyalist chapter that had ties with a Traitor legion
Scythes of the Emperor are essentially Dantioch's Legacy

[hidden whale]

did you read the book with john darktide

[little violet]

well more or less, its more loss now since they lost their homeworld

[tired steeple]

yeah I thought this one was stupid

I remember this

[hidden whale]

where they look for the warhammer

[tired steeple]

hey they're gonna be in astartes 2

[hidden whale]

40k

[tawdry edge]

40k isn't a linear story, its a faction
Theres not supposed to be an ever moving lore, lol. Its a background for the events that take place in an gigantic fucking Galaxy

[tired steeple]

don't see why they threaten to move it then

[little violet]

Syama's animated show?
Yeh they were teased on it

[tired steeple]

tyranids have been moving closer and surrounding the galaxy for 10 real life years and nothing's came of it

[tawdry edge]

Thats because you're not meant to
GW states that the universe is so big there cant be info on anything, plus the Inquisition redacts and erases history all the time

The reason you never heard of them getting rid of a chapter is because they succeeded on it

[hidden whale]

holy fuck we're getting surrounded by tyranids????

oh god were so fucked

[wooden creek]

Heavy implications that the Blood Ravens are Thousand Sons successors too

[dire kayak]

i like how some things in 40k are almost completely unknown

like the age of strife and stuff

[tawdry edge]

To sell minis, codexes and novels
The lore is a side-job made by the selling of minis
40k isn't like Star Wars, its like DnD
Its supposed to have no clear ending or story progression.

[sleek harness]

There are major events, minor events and then the stories

[tired steeple]

this isn't a hill I care enough to die on

[sleek harness]

Which make 90% of the 40k universe

[waxen sleet]

The Men of Iron, and the war against AI

[tawdry edge]

Its because it leaves space for the fans to homebrew their own shit
Thats why theres so many events and factions with barely any lore, so people can get creative with it
We have 2 unknown legions exactly for that

[little violet]

Yep but its been implied alot of times but never confirmed
Scythes are 100% confirmed to be from Dantioch's small squad of Iron warriors that was just forgotten since Nids took their homeworld

They even have Dantioch's mask buried with the first chapter master

[tawdry edge]

Its not a hill to die on because GW openly states this
40k is a setting and not a story.

[sleek harness]

Ancient tech hidden in the undergrounds of Terra

Because too powerful

[tired steeple]

okay

well you're sorting it amongst yourselves

do I wanna play

[dire kayak]

and i love that

[tired steeple]

darkest dungeon 2 or more dying light 2

[sleek harness]

KCD2

Or Funger

[tired steeple]

I don't have it downlaoded rn

I'm waiting for funger 2 update

[cosmic burrow]

Hl2

[tired steeple]

I don't actually like funger 1 much

[sleek harness]

Soon

Just wait

[tawdry edge]

Same, but it annoys me seeing people go "GW IS SO LAZY THEY DONT PROGRESS THE STORY!!!"
They dont understand theres no story

[visual vortex]

8(

I lovr funger 1

[little violet]

Not exactly

[hazy valley]

Is this better than like Warhammer Fantasy that has a canonical end

[sleek harness]

43 millennium will all be buffed female custodes

[hidden whale]

buff female custodes?

go on

[tired steeple]

Only ever beaten it twice

I like the art and shit

I like the whole like

[visual vortex]

Style?

[tired steeple]

Atmosphere

[dire kayak]

50k when

[tired steeple]

But idk funger 1 just isn’t as fun and replayable as 2 for me

[low wharf]

Funger 1s gameplay is worse than termina but lore goes way harder

[tawdry edge]

It because fantasy didnt sell as well so they had to refresh it

[visual vortex]

I like when i break the game

[tired steeple]

Warhammer fantasy’s back anyway

[visual vortex]

If you become a marriage you cant usually get penance armor

But if you steal the key before hand

[hazy valley]

Wait the End Times was a refresh?

[tired steeple]

It’s a mild nitpick it’s not that bad

[little violet]

BIFFORD: A popular belief among fans is that you left those two Legions blank so that players of Horus Heresy games could invent their own Legions. Is this true?

PRIESTLEY: I left them blank before Horus Heresy games were conceived! I left them blank because I wanted to give the story some kind of deep background - unknowable ten thousand year old mysteries - stuff that begs questions for which there could be no answer. Mind you all that got ruined when some bright spark decided to use the Heresy setting - which rather spoiled the unknowable side of things - but there you go!

BIFFORD: Ah, this is going to amaze a lot of people on Reddit

PRIESTLEY: Is it?

BIFFORD: Yep, everyone there thinks you left two Legions blank for players to fill in.

PRIESTLEY: Well - I created a thousand Chapters - of which we only gave details of a dozen or so - so there were nine hundred odd Chapters left blank for people to fill in. In the original 40K that is! The Horus Heresy stemmed from a short piece of narrative text I wrote - I think it was in Chapter Approved: The Book of the Astronomican - but I never imagined it would be used for a game setting

[visual vortex]

Get marriage and then get salmon snake soul you get no fear and the best fit

[sleek harness]

Mucho texto

[tawdry edge]

It is, lmao
The 100000 lore things left with no explanation is

1. Left for fans to homebrew
   2, GW use it to sell shit later if necessary or to make up novels about it

[visual vortex]

God of depths and sulfur god 🤤

[tawdry edge]

They purposefully leave it like that

[tired steeple]

I did an enki run where I formed a marriage. Getting to use magic and a zweihander was fun

[little violet]

TLDR: 2nd and 11th werent meant for homebrews

[sleek harness]

God of the Depths is Nurgle in the Funger universe

[little violet]

Its mainly for the background lore that'll never be answered

[visual vortex]

Nuh uh

God of depths is cooler

[tired steeple]

Also lyxnie said there’s two unknown primarchs for “homebrew” but I’m pretty sure they’re just straight up dead and have no successors

[low wharf]

Kinda sad how the vatican in termina is so obscure

[tawdry edge]

Yeah they just wrapped it up and refreshed it

[visual vortex]

He lets you talk to bugs

[sleek harness]

It's literally a mouth

[visual vortex]

Yeah

And it lets you talk to bugs

Dude this is a win

[sleek harness]

Nurgle has a mouth and everything

[hazy valley]

How does that work? Is that just a doomed timeline and they're doing a new timeline diverging from it?

[low wharf]

Need the remaining 4 characters playable asap

[visual vortex]

I have a mouth

[tired steeple]

Old world is a prequel I think

[sleek harness]

Enki learned to talk to bugs by being stuck on a hole

[tired steeple]

Aos is a… piece of shit

[visual vortex]

Yeah

God of depths

🤤

[sleek harness]

I don't need a whole god to learn to talk to bugs

[tawdry edge]

This is only because of the existence of the HH novels that came AFTER the release of the Horus Heresy shit
And they leave it very vague on what happened to them, but its still a slot for fans to get creative with it
They only say one legion and its primarch got censured and the other got "forgotten". This was the authors way of leaving the gimmick of those legions still vague so the fans could do what they want while theres a backstory for the HH and the creation of chaos factions

[cosmic burrow]

I watched funger 1 on yt

[hidden whale]

because youre already a bug

makes sense

[cosmic burrow]

It was very fun

[sleek harness]

Dude is blind

[visual vortex]

Nah skaven a bug

[hazy valley]

How do you prequel "and then the last light of the world went dark, and the rats devoured what remained in the shadows"

[tawdry edge]

Theres entire named events during the Great Crusade and before/after it left with no explanation due to that as well

[visual vortex]

He a lil buggie

[hidden whale]

I can hear you buzzing

[sleek harness]

Yeah you played on YouTube?

Cool

[tawdry edge]

40k is a setting for fans to insert their creativity

Its why you can paint your minis how you like

[low wharf]

Missing out cause censored

[visual vortex]

And sometimes that creativity sucks absolute ass

[tawdry edge]

And in the old days of 40k fans could submit their homebrew chapters

That even got added to canon

[visual vortex]

Anal bleeding effect:

[tired steeple]

Hey guys gonna make a 40k gmae

[tawdry edge]

AoS

[tired steeple]

What?’ Copyright strike?!

[cosmic burrow]

This is the type of game i like to watch not play

[tawdry edge]

Ok?

[low wharf]

Rusty nail

[visual vortex]

Left arm hacked off by the first enemy in the game because ypu missed

[hazy valley]

So they're just writing more stories before the end, but the end itself is still confirmed?

[tawdry edge]

Shitty ass argument lmfao
Same thing would happen if you tried to make a Star Wars video game or anything of the sorts

Copyright infringement

[cosmic burrow]

Now i look at getting and playing through banner saga games

[tawdry edge]

Its true GW was too harsh some years ago over that

But theyve gotten more soft to fan projects

Smh

[tired steeple]

didn't they literally buy one and sit on it for severeal years

*several

[visual vortex]

Probably because shooting yourself in the foot isnt beneficial to your long term health

[tired steeple]

I was actually surprised the secret level animation actually had a new daemon and wasn't just a blue horror

[visual vortex]

Why!

?

[little violet]

Dunno bout that
They still shoot down fan made stuff that might ruin 40k's "image"

[tired steeple]

probably because it's difficult

[visual vortex]

Fear and hunger 1?

[tired steeple]

yeah it's a bit

cryptic I guess

[visual vortex]

Nuh uh

Just get an explosive vial

[little violet]

Good game give it a try

[visual vortex]

Go to tangle

Break the chest

And then spam coin flip

[tired steeple]

I found out funger 2 mostly by myself

[visual vortex]

Free loot

[tired steeple]

funger 1 I uhh already got myself spoiled on a lot

[visual vortex]

I found funger 1 by myself and found funger 2 by just looking at the dev's other works

[little violet]

Still an experience playing it for yourself theres alot of things there that could still divert you from certain route (endings)

[tired steeple]

eh well still I prefer 2

more cause of like

more characters and shit, more options on how to approach situations

except for the several BUGGED AND NOT FUNCTIONING SKILLS

HOW DO YOU DO THIS TWO GAMES IN A ROW MIRO

[visual vortex]

I will say that funger1 runs on actual chickenwire fence and dreams

But i prefer it

Bug god

🤤

[little violet]

Always the first game that sells it

[visual vortex]

It's like his second attempt at a game

I think

[visual vortex]

The first one is also funnier

[dire kayak]

i want to buy that daemon

as a mini

[visual vortex]

I can fight this zombie that can waste my green herbs

[dire kayak]

it's so cool

[visual vortex]

Or i can say

"Prepare to die"

And it will just give up

And let me kill it without fighting back

[cosmic burrow]

I have low bullshit tolerance in games

[tired steeple]

I thought the way it works is like

you use talk

then

tell it that it's a resurrected ghoul

it learns this, and properly dies

[little violet]

OH GOD HIS GOT A SWORD
Dont forget to target its peens
Strategic strike option

[tired steeple]

it's body goes like "oh yeah I'm supposed to be dead"

[visual vortex]

The zombie goes

"I want to die"

And fucking dies

👏

🔥 ✍️

Then you resurrect it and crack it to get marriage

[visual vortex]

Cave dwellers are so funny

Cutting sll their limbs off doesnt make them unbalanced but cutting the booba or the peen off does

[little violet]

Dw its just a local

[little violet]

Told ya man strategic body part
Totally responsible for balance

[visual vortex]

Must be a tail

[cosmic burrow]

I did like darkest dungeon though

[little violet]

Also a good game

[visual vortex]

Four lepers

[little violet]

Even better now with DD2

[visual vortex]

Dd2 is eh

[cosmic burrow]

Haven played dd2

[little violet]

General art style just stepped up a level

[cosmic burrow]

However marvin seos mods for first game

Top notch

[visual vortex]

The art of dd2 is good but it just feels like a downgrade to me

[cosmic burrow]

Especially thrall

[cursive vapor]

Anyone wanna help with "Malleus Monstronum"?

[visual vortex]

I havent played it in a while but i do like when the bounty hunter drags his axe across the ground and sparks fly

[cosmic burrow]

#vox-lfg-lexicanum

[visual vortex]

That was very nice

[tired steeple]

playing dd2 as we speak

[little violet]

I have some issues on DD2 on certain stuff
Bounty hunter could've stayed as a permanent hero

[cosmic burrow]

Also

Talking about darkest dungeon

[visual vortex]

PLEASE 🙏

[little violet]

I dont like how bounty hunter is just a random encounter to have with you..

[cosmic burrow]

Do you know any good mods that make arbalest and musketser different from eah other

Either one

[visual vortex]

Also i feel like they had a bias when designing certain characters

Oh and the character backstories sucked ass

They kinda fall flat to me

[cosmic burrow]

Damn

Looking at dd1 workshop

I remeber the early days

Mod quality jumped

[little violet]

Havent messed around it too much but i think theres alot of skin mods for them

[somber stream]

Mmmm, rain

[visual vortex]

🌧️

👅

[cosmic burrow]

I mean skills not skins

[somber stream]

It's just vapour piss and acid up there fish

[visual vortex]

😋

[somber stream]

Best not

[visual vortex]

😋

[somber stream]

Oh

[dire kayak]

[visual vortex]

Better than

Piss water

[somber stream]

I mean i guess

[visual vortex]

Licht if you got stung by a jellyfish and you had five minutes to live

I would pee on the sting for you

[somber stream]

Awww thanks Fish

For the sake of mine own life i'll gladly disregard any ulterior motive you might have for 5 minutes straight

[waxen sleet]

That is the most wholesome thing I've read on here all day

[drowsy lynx]

Real homies don't even wait for the jellyfish

What up fish

[visual vortex]

Hi

[elder merlin]

Utinni!!!

[visual vortex]

Something smells like chocolate chip pancakes

[visual vortex]

If you piss on each other then you wont have enough to pee on the jellyfish sting

Then your friend will die and no more pee for each other

[somber stream]

Recently my doctor told me those with diabetes might have a sweet, syrupy odor smell

Pancake, even

[visual vortex]

Nah someone was cooking pancakes

[somber stream]

Phew, there's that then

[little marten]

CRIMSON DESERT THREE MONTH ROADMAP COMPLETE IN THREE WEEKS WTF FATSHARK MAYBE YOU SHOULD DECIMATE THE PHYSICAL AND MENTAL WELL-BEING OF YOUR EMPLOYEES WITH KOREAN CRUNCH CULTURE HUH?!?!?’

[somber stream]

If you suddenly smell good one day, no you're not becoming unreasonably attractive, visit doctor

The Crimson Glazer ever lives on

[formal mortar]

Is crimson desert good?

Debating on buying that or Windrose

[little marten]

I’ll NEVER stop glazing crimson desert

And..

I’ll NEVER actually launch crimson desert

[somber stream]

Not my cup of tea but i've heard good things

[visual vortex]

Deodorant and cologne?

[stuck crescent]

Mate compared it to breathe of the wild

[somber stream]

No, natural body odor

[visual vortex]

Ha

[little marten]

I might get windrose

[visual vortex]

Natural odor never smells good

[formal mortar]

The diabetes odor doesn't smell good

[visual vortex]

Neither do colognes or perfumes

[stuck crescent]

That's just objectively wrong

[visual vortex]

But id rather get a whiff of the velociraptor gate than someones natural odor

[little marten]

My favourite part in crimson desert is when people say they’ve spent 500 hours in the first zone as if it has more than 8 caves in to explore 💀

[visual vortex]

It gets good 300 hours in trust

Starfield

[little marten]

Starfield is such a dork game lmao

[somber stream]

I will now refrain from sharing my personal experience with scents back in 8th grade during a PE period

[little marten]

I had some bug that kept giving my guy a piercing too

[formal mortar]

Licht was sniffing socks

[visual vortex]

The last update trailer teased that you can fly your ship

In a space game

[little marten]

Nah I’m good g

[visual vortex]

No man's sky did this shit like 6 years ago

Also the modders literally gave up on starfield

[formal mortar]

Never played starfield or no mans sky

[stuck crescent]

Had a horrible launch tho

[visual vortex]

It's so unfathomably boring even the modders dipped

Still better than starfield

[stuck crescent]

Trur

[visual vortex]

Also im pretty sure you could still fly your ship even then

[formal mortar]

I just downloaded warframe tho

[little marten]

No mans sky hahahaha

More like

No man, no, I can’t collect anymore resources please it’s so fucking boring wtf I actually might die if I have to shoot any other red coral with my laser gun or choke to death on this bumface rodent planet please

[visual vortex]

Starfield

More like

Starefield

Because the character models fucking suck

[somber stream]

I used to build a Mother base in the middle of the ocean with some folks in the official Guard server

In No Man's sky

[marsh iris]

i built a land fab linked into underwater base

[little marten]

No man’s skys isn’t actually that bad, just not for me really

[somber stream]

It's better with friends

[visual vortex]

I do that in minecraft

[somber stream]

I've never touched minecraft

Doesn't click for some reason

[visual vortex]

I forgot my account password

[little marten]

Why don’t we have a Darktide discord project Zomboid server

[visual vortex]

Find a village and kidnap the children

Make them your farming slaves underground

Make them breed their siblings to fuel your ever growing farm

[somber stream]

Wait you can do that?

[visual vortex]

Yeah

I do it all the time

[somber stream]

Minecraft???

[visual vortex]

Yup

To make villagers crack you just gotta throw potatoes on them like a stripper

And have a bunch of beds

[fading otter]

What kind of Irish strippers do you visit

[visual vortex]

The ones licht would like

[marsh iris]

minecraft potatoes contains aphrodisiacs??

[visual vortex]

I guess

To villagers

Actually all food in minecraft does

Because to get animals to crack you feed them food

[sleek harness]

Freaks

Talking about Minecraft

[visual vortex]

One time i was showing one of my old friends a shitty minecraft world i made and the title was "my slave empire"

😌

[elder merlin]

Soon

[sleek harness]

Paul

[somber stream]

I think you'll enjoy Kenshi

[visual vortex]

I played kenshi

Ehhh

Cant get into it

[sleek harness]

Kenshi needs a remake or a sequel

[somber stream]

They're doing a 2nd

[visual vortex]

What's the name?

[sleek harness]

Unbelievable

[visual vortex]

Kenshi 2?

[somber stream]

Kenshi 2

[sleek harness]

Oh my

[visual vortex]

😌

Daring today arent we devs?

[sleek harness]

Ollpheist what were you thinking

[visual vortex]

Idk

Usually when you make it X 2

I have higher expectations

If i was a dev i wpuld never make a sequel

Because i could never compare to my magnum opus

[sleek harness]

Not always the first game is better than the sequel

In most cases is worse

[visual vortex]

It's either better or worse

[somber stream]

Far cry 2 was peak

3 wasn't bad by any mean but, doesn't compare

[visual vortex]

That was fhe one with the insanity guy right

[somber stream]

No that's the one in Africa

Insanity is 3

4 is Pagan Min

The rest i couldn't care less

[visual vortex]

Oh yeah

[little marten]

Far cry predator was best

Don’t bullshit us

[visual vortex]

5 has nice loading screen music

[amber delta]

FC2 glaze lets gooooo 🗣️

[sleek harness]

Glazer

[visual vortex]

Wasnt there a terraria 2 being made?

[sleek harness]

There was

Though that was before the Terraria team decided to keep updating the game

And adding cool stuff

[visual vortex]

Yeah it was otherworld

[sleek harness]

Ollpheist did you know Hytale launched

[visual vortex]

Yeah

[sleek harness]

Doubt it

[visual vortex]

No no

I remember it costed money

What's so special about it?

[sleek harness]

Minecraft but better

[visual vortex]

How so?

[sleek harness]

Chat permits

Without needing to give your ID

[visual vortex]

I dont need thst in solo minecraft

[sleek harness]

By the way yeah you need to give your ID to chat in Minecraft now

[visual vortex]

What?

[sleek harness]

Australians laws are reaching all countries

[visual vortex]

Dawg what are they even doing

[sleek harness]

Stealing your ID

Duh

It needs ID and face thingy

[visual vortex]

Cant enslave children and beat their parents with a stick in minecraft anymore bruh

Cant do shit in minecraft anymore 😞

[sleek harness]

By the way this is considered "safety laws for underaged kids"

[waxen sleet]

"Can't have shit in Detroit" vibes

[amber delta]

can you still penetrate the pig with a rod

[sleek harness]

Which is making everyone have to give in a Id

[visual vortex]

Who grooms on minecraft eveb

You're paying $30

I get it's for stealing data but cmon

At least make a fake bar graph

[visual vortex]

My favorite thing mexico did

Was make people submit their eye

And a day after the law a data breach happened

[sleek harness]

90% of UK citizens having their confidential information exposed by a breach that took 2 minutes to do

Not joking

[visual vortex]

😭

Now if i was a global leader

I would never

[drowsy lynx]

That's the trick, just never run out of piss

My body is a machine that turns water into Jellyfish sting reliever

[sleek harness]

If I was a global leader I would shoot myself with how much unsecure the government is

[visual vortex]

My body is a machine that doesnt even process water

[little marten]

Mein Kraft

[sleek harness]

Nurgle

I got a question

When was the last time you verified with a ID and face

[amber delta]

mein kraft beer

[sleek harness]

Jesus he left so quickly

[visual vortex]

We'll never know

[sleek harness]

What the fuck

@little marten

[formal mortar]

My knee is stuck

[amber delta]

maybe he blocked you

[visual vortex]

Pull it out

[amber delta]

🥀

[sleek harness]

No

[formal mortar]

I actually have to and it's going to suck so bad

[sleek harness]

He just disappeared

Very

[visual vortex]

React with an emoji to his message and check

[sleek harness]

Very fast

[sleek harness]

I can see who blocked me by just looking at their profile background

[visual vortex]

I would never block anyoneeee

[serene fern]

farts cutely sorry...haha... I'm new here I'm just a little nervous.....

[amber delta]

why not

[visual vortex]

Because

Im too lazy

[sleek harness]

He probably has 18 people blocked who talk in Zealot chat

[visual vortex]

Me?

[little marten]

Yo

[sleek harness]

Yeah

[visual vortex]

Why zealot?

[sleek harness]

Scroll up

[formal mortar]

Skaven was worried that you left for milk and was never coming back

[sleek harness]

Zealot chat is deranged chat

[little marten]

You think I blocked you lol?

[visual vortex]

Havent been there in a while

Sometimes

[sleek harness]

No?

[visual vortex]

I wake up

[little marten]

Oh ok

[visual vortex]

And im in an entirely different channel

[twin flower]

[amber delta]

I'm sowing mistrust

[sleek harness]

The only people who block me are people who don't know me

[visual vortex]

One time i was in the lore chat somehow and was talking about dubai

[little marten]

How do you see who blocked you

Wonder if anyone’s ever blocked me

[visual vortex]

Emoji react their message

If it stays they didnt

If it almost instantly goes away you blocked

[sleek harness]

The background of the profile goes black and most things in their profile disappears

[visual vortex]

I know someone here has me blocked

[somber stream]

#zealot-class message
My lady Maria cosplay is nearing perfection

[visual vortex]

And another person

🤫

But we dont tell them i know

[mystic fossil]

we should all block ollpheist

[little marten]

Niceee

[little marten]

Who

[amber delta]

I know who I have blocked

[little marten]

Spell their names backwards

They’ll never know

[visual vortex]

🤫

[formal mortar]

What game is that licht

[somber stream]

It's Warframe

[formal mortar]

[little marten]

JUST SPILL THE TEA QUEEN 🤦‍♀️

[somber stream]

Or Fashion frame at this point for me

[visual vortex]

I dont have tea

[formal mortar]

I'm gonna start playing warframe

After my bf6 challenges

[little marten]

Guys I think I might be poor

[somber stream]

Nah

[formal mortar]

I am poor

[somber stream]

You're rich at heart

[formal mortar]

I can help you determine if you are too

[amber delta]

happy for you

or sorry it happened

[little marten]

If there’s any rich benefactors in here hmu in DM’s

Otherwise I’ll have to start charging you all per message

[somber stream]

Trailer just dropped

[amber delta]

I am a patron of the arts

what arts can you do

[little marten]

Farts*

[jaunty path]

The salamanders are so wholesome it was so redddit gold when he curb stomped that guardsmen for complaining about his family dying

[visual vortex]

That was so wholesome chugus

Reddit gold

🪙

Fuck that's silver

God damn it

🥇

[jaunty path]

dumbass.

[visual vortex]

Type :gold

[bronze frost]

Was project Hail Mary good? Worth seeing?

[amber delta]

yes

[visual vortex]

And the thing that pops up is gonna be coin

Not the gold

[amber delta]

he is literally me

[bronze frost]

The rock or the man?

[amber delta]

yes

[visual vortex]

Rock

[bronze frost]

Yes

[somber stream]

Yes

[visual vortex]

100 thieves totinos pizza streaming room

[marsh iris]

eat that nugget

pretending to be rock an shit

[dire kayak]

meow

[amber delta]

[visual vortex]

Gold nugget

Gold

🤤

GOLD

WE'RE RICH

[sleek harness]

Ollpheist

Check zealot chat

[visual vortex]

K

The hug thing?

Oh that

[vivid zinc]

I just had a 20 minute poop. I feel amazing

[marsh iris]

[jaunty path]

rating 1 to 5?

[cosmic burrow]

Do you feel hungry

[vivid zinc]

4. I feel lighter and a little hungry

[jaunty path]

shoulda weighed yourself

[vivid zinc]

xDDD

[tired steeple]

I feel quite hungryyyy!!!

[vivid zinc]

I need a coffee, it'll make me have another 4/5 poop later on

[tired steeple]

When is tung tung tung sahur getting added to darktide

[jaunty path]

Men will break down your door and beat your ass with flipflops and belts.

[vivid zinc]

Kinky

[dire kayak]

eat the elderly

[tired steeple]

kcd2 is big as well I gotta play it another day

[visual vortex]

Man im so hungry i could eat a-
The ever humble skin on my hands looking like a five course meal:

[marsh iris]

watching someone make human kibbles out of big macs and pizza

[visual vortex]

Nile red?

[marsh iris]

nile red but nile blue

[visual vortex]

I like that

Guy

I like him

[marsh iris]

food mad scientist

[visual vortex]

He should find out how to graft stingray gills on humans

[marsh iris]

bruh he's more of a chemist than a biologis

[visual vortex]

Yeah?

Science

Make thing happen

Trust me it works

[formal wharf]

i just saw about 80 "heresy" gifs on a video about the sister repentia

[worn quail]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/IYM8_WdzETA

I love NileGreen

[formal wharf]

the cadian 937th larp division is advancing on the instagram reels frontline

[visual vortex]

I love nile turquoise

[formal mortar]

Do they play laser tag?

Genuinely, that would be fun

[visual vortex]

A laser tag variant of 40k would be cool

One sides heretic the other sides guard

[formal wharf]

why hasnt anyone done that infacg

[formal mortar]

We have a laser tag arena here

[acoustic pebble]

Did someone say laser tag?

[visual vortex]

With lasguns as the laser guns

[acoustic pebble]

Laser tag is AWESOME!!!

[visual vortex]

Warhammer should hire me

Im full of ideas

[acoustic pebble]

And the vest designed as flak armor

And REAL chainswords

[formal wharf]

[visual vortex]

🤤

[formal wharf]

give a random teamate a bolt gun instead

but its actually a bolt gun and not a toy

[acoustic pebble]

We need to get these kids up to speed on VIOLENCE

[formal mortar]

We already got them up to speed in america

It's part of the school system

[jaunty path]

Kids are smoking the corona virus 🗣️

[acoustic pebble]

THEN WE UPGRADE

[formal mortar]

We do active shooter drills

[visual vortex]

Vapes arent enough?

[acoustic pebble]

Apparently not

[formal wharf]

the losing team has to be lobotomised to accurately depict servitorisation

[acoustic pebble]

I honestly wanna get high smoking the declaration of independence

[visual vortex]

No

[acoustic pebble]

It's made of hemp, you can't blame me

[visual vortex]

We dont touch old history

[formal mortar]

Probably will die from mold if you do that

[visual vortex]

It's so beautiful 🥹

The age and beauty of its dedication

[acoustic pebble]

I want to rebuild the golden hordes of Ghenghis Khan

[visual vortex]

I want to make a marble statue

I dont know how

But i want to

[formal mortar]

You get marble

And chisel away

[visual vortex]

Yeah but you need a big block

[formal mortar]

Yep

[visual vortex]

And i dont have a good storage room

[formal mortar]

But now you know how

[acoustic pebble]

Why not make miniatures made of marble?

[visual vortex]

I wanna be on the big ladders

[acoustic pebble]

Fair

[fading otter]

Visualize, embrace the marble, sniff the marble, lick the marble, wash the marble, date the marble, be the marble

SpongeBob technique

[acoustic pebble]

Impregnate the marble

Make marble babies

[visual vortex]

Infinite marble glitch

[acoustic pebble]

Sculpt them into warriors

Take over world

Turn planet into a Marble

[visual vortex]

I also like copper

[south valve]

Huh

Also hi guys!

[visual vortex]

Hi

[acoustic pebble]

Hi Tithe-rat

I am flying home today

[south valve]

Hi!!!! ✨

CRIMINAL >:c

[dire kayak]

snom

[acoustic pebble]

TITHE-RAT!!

[dire kayak]

haiiii

[visual vortex]

I feel like if i got marble block

[marsh iris]

tightest tithe rat

[south valve]

Wait wdym tight

[visual vortex]

I would need one big to like my foot to be decent

Any smaller i should just do whittling

[marsh iris]

like tuco tight

[south valve]

Ohhh

[visual vortex]

Like cool

[south valve]

I thought you meant

[marsh iris]

https://tenor.com/view/tight-tuco-breaking-bad-gif-7215689

[south valve]

anyway

[acoustic pebble]

Ngl in the trailer, when the Maul said "It's Lexing time" and Lexed all over the rotters, I lost my marbles

[dire kayak]

hmmm

do i play darktide today

[visual vortex]

I saw jakka lose his marbles

[marsh iris]

[south valve]

I want to have Lex with him

[visual vortex]

They all feel oht of the bag from a hole

And scattered across the floor

[acoustic pebble]

Damn rotter got a lucky shot was all

And now they're GONE!!

[visual vortex]

No more marbles

I have some spare marbles somewhere

[acoustic pebble]

How am I supposed to play with the Ogryns now?!?

[visual vortex]

Do you want some marbles?

[dire kayak]

master spark

[acoustic pebble]

Nah, it wouldn't be the same

[south valve]

Goober, send evil fumo

[visual vortex]

We can make you some

OH

[lusty estuary]

warhammer 40k darktide

[visual vortex]

WE CAN MAKE MARBLE MARBLES

🧠

[marsh iris]

stripping some chiccken ribs

[acoustic pebble]

Oh well, I got a new criminal enterprise: I'm making Furbys

[south valve]

Never heard of it

[south valve]

Thank you

[lusty estuary]

whats a warhammer

[marsh iris]

goobacious

[acoustic pebble]

It's a war that hammers

[south valve]

I think it's like a hammer, except...

no, that's not it

[tired inlet]

if all you have is a hammer, everything looks like a nail; a warhammer is when people are also nails.

[visual vortex]

What about a warhammer?

Everything is a nail to be hammered into the ground if you think about it

You are the hammer

[marsh iris]

hammer used for war only

[visual vortex]

Beat everything

[south valve]

What about a battlemallet?

or a fightclub?

[dire kayak]

machine, shimmy shimmy eh shimmy eh shimmy ahhh drake swalalalala

[tired inlet]

the thing about @lusty estuary is that he's one letter away from being Nail so I'd be careful.

[visual vortex]

That's Eustace

The battle mallet

[lusty estuary]

whats a nail

[south valve]

Oh true

[marsh iris]

never heard of it

[tired inlet]

long tack

[marsh iris]

😇

[south valve]

I don't think people talk about it

[lusty estuary]

long?

i'm not familiar with that word

[visual vortex]

Thumbtack

[tired inlet]

yeah I bet no one's ever said you were long before; that tracks

[south valve]

I like my nails like I like my men

[dire kayak]

made of keratin

[lusty estuary]

theres nothing down there

[visual vortex]

I don't have nails

[lilac crag]

[dire kayak]

[tired inlet]

surely, we we embrace the void, so does it embrace us back.

[jaunty path]

[south valve]

Hi Missus!

[tired inlet]

to be the first human being to jump into a black hole, dick first, so their penis stretches to infinity via space-time dilution just so they could say they had the longest dick in the universe.

spaghetti-ficiation of phallus

[tawny juniper]

https://tenor.com/view/interstellar-no-no-no-gif-11570486733901236457

[south valve]

👁️ 👁️

[jaunty path]

Psycho tier CBT

[south valve]

Tragic

[jaunty path]

🙏

[south valve]

Cognitive Behavioural Therapy

[tired inlet]

Computer-Based Training

[tawny juniper]

also shen you are playing with 2 bots, sniper has you and your ogryn friend rushes to revive you not having seen the sniper

[amber delta]

Cock Bussy Thrust

[visual vortex]

What

[lusty estuary]

why is noelle in the war

[tired inlet]

Celestial Bustin' Time

[tight pine]

Contempt big tomato

[south valve]

No Elle's Land

[dire kayak]

she got drafted

[amber delta]

I think my cat farted in my face

[tired inlet]

deserved

[amber delta]

bless her

[lusty estuary]

deltarune au where everything is the same except noelle is really into WWI, like, aesthetically but not historically

[tired inlet]

seems like you got blessed

[amber delta]

I am unworthy of feline gases

[jaunty path]

redflag noelle

[south valve]

Krieg fan Noelle

[lusty estuary]

WWI is less of a red flag than WWII

[tight pine]

That one dude that hates krieg will explode

[visual vortex]

What's so bad about WWII?

[tired inlet]

but for odd nationalities like Bulgarians, the Serbs, and Wittgeinsteinians

[jaunty path]

valid

[visual vortex]

I bought it a couple times

And WWII has worked just as well as WWI

[tight pine]

World war ❌
World Walmart ✅
World

[south valve]

Walmart 🇺🇸

[lusty estuary]

I mean there's like individual things that happened during the length of WWI that could make being obssessed with that period a red flag but if someone is just really into gas masks and they don't have a thought in their head its not immediately concerning

[visual vortex]

I like both wars

[lusty estuary]

you apply that same logic to WWII its a whole different beast because of those nazi fellows

[south valve]

Tbf, it's probably an even bigger red flag to be into WWIII

[jaunty path]

it is

kek

[visual vortex]

My favorite sidearm is a Luger P08

😞

Im a nazi ig

[jaunty path]

ww2 aesthetically

Historically its less sus if you know what you're reading.

[lusty estuary]

firearm produced in the early 1900s

[south valve]

Which is annoying, because everyone in WW2 was dripped tf out

[lusty estuary]

assuming its a WWII exclusive sidearm is just a skill issue i think

[visual vortex]

Probably because german officers used it

[lusty estuary]

yeah the swiss used it too

[hazy kestrel]

Truth Nuke

Can’t even wear trench coats anymore

[visual vortex]

All wars had nice drip

[south valve]

The guns are whatever, but if I hear someone talking about how good the SS outfits were or something, I'm gonna worry

[lusty estuary]

thats the kinda shit i'm talking about too

[hazy kestrel]

I agree Painted

[visual vortex]

I like the luger's design

[jaunty path]

the nazis had some shit weapons

[south valve]

They kinda sucked all around

[marsh iris]

imagine instead of Hugo Boss, it's made by Balenciaga

[lusty estuary]

because like the thing is seeing the aesthetic appeal of nazi uniforms is understandable, that was the entire point, but doing so uncritically is a problem

[south valve]

they just relied on fear and speed

afaik

[visual vortex]

And anger

Guys

[hazy kestrel]

But muh MG-42!!!111One — A Wehraboo, probably.

[south valve]

True

[visual vortex]

This is just a theory

But what if

[lusty estuary]

kinda for the most part

[south valve]

A what?? 😨

new word

[visual vortex]

Neglect leads to easily manipulated rage?

[hazy kestrel]

I forgot the exact meaning

But I think it means. Wehrmacht apologist

[south valve]

Oh right

I think the Soviet stuff looks really cool

does that make me a communist?

idk

[hazy kestrel]

No

You just have a taste for green and sometimes blue / gray trench coats

Or greatcoats

Or just their uniforms I guess

[visual vortex]

I like the trench coats and great coats

[south valve]

The ushankas have grown on me

[hazy kestrel]

Ushankas are cool

[lusty estuary]

a lot of the early victories for nazi germany were a combination of them getting a lot of good use out of blitzkrieg tactics and being a slight step above the countries they were invading but taking an actual look at what happened in places like poland reveals if things had just gone a little differently and the countries had received the support they were promised and needed things would've at least been stifled

[south valve]

I heard that they barely sent any troops into France

from a not too reliable source, but yeah

[hazy kestrel]

They sent a lot of troops into France

[visual vortex]

Yeah you wanna know why?

[south valve]

they just relied on scaring the enemy

[hazy kestrel]

They just all took the same route

There was a traffic jam

[visual vortex]

You can just walk around the wall they built

[south valve]

oh I see

[hazy kestrel]

They could have been wiped out by artillery had plane spotters done their job

[lusty estuary]

the polish strategy was to make the nazis pay for every inch while they waited for support from the british and they did that and then some

[hazy kestrel]

Maginot moment

[visual vortex]

The french literally spent the entire pre-war building a wall just for the nazis to pass it by walking around it 😭 🙏

[hazy kestrel]

Skill issue smh

Just build a better defensive line

[visual vortex]

Natural selection atp

[hazy kestrel]

That goes to the sea

Smh

[south valve]

Weren't France just generally really inefficient?

[visual vortex]

Isnt france in the middle of europe?

[lusty estuary]

not really

[hazy kestrel]

They have a coastline

[acoustic pebble]

Nah, that'd be Germany

Or Austria

[south valve]

I might be thinking of WW1

[hazy kestrel]

But to be fair, it’s a cool wall.

[vivid zinc]

That's because at the time it was total suicide to approach from anywhere but the direct front lol

[visual vortex]

Yeah

[hazy kestrel]

Would be nice to visit if it’s still around

[visual vortex]

And if they didnt lose then no peak D-day

[lusty estuary]

i believe their military was considered to be the strongest in the world around the 1940s but the defense of france was full of a series of flubs

they did a lot more than people give them credit for

[vivid zinc]

The main reason why the French lost WWII was because their command structure wouldn't mobilize when they figured out where Germany was.

It wasn't the wall. It was shitty commanders who were 'too smart'

[lusty estuary]

if nothing else could sway you to the cause of the global revolution than at least the aesthetics should.

[hazy kestrel]

I do remember that one mad lad blasting the French national anthem one last time as Paris was being taken. The Germans kept unsuccessfully trying to jam it.

[hazy kestrel]

I’m suddenly reminded of that one Italian commander in WW1 who had like 12 battles at the Isonzo river.

[vivid zinc]

I want to visit Cambodia before it rising water levels make it a flood plain. Pol Pot was pure fucking evil. No redeeming qualities in that man or regime.

[hazy kestrel]

“Just one more charge guys. Just one more. This time will be different for sure. Just get out there, come on.”

[lusty estuary]

this was because that was literally the only place to fight tbf

it was a really important spot

[hazy kestrel]

Wasn’t he put in by the CIA if I remember correctly?

[vivid zinc]

WW1 was a shitshow for that. Everyone kept lining up in trenches and just throwing meat at one another

[vivid zinc]

No clue but Pol Pot killed everyone with above a grade school education in the nation. I don't think that's conducive to regional stability or any other lofty CIA goals

[hazy kestrel]

Lmao, Regional Stability and the CIA’s goals? Impossible

These are complete opposites

[vivid zinc]

Well, regional stability that favors the USA lol

[hazy kestrel]

There we go lmao

[vivid zinc]

lol

[south valve]

Pirate history

yoho

arrr

[hazy kestrel]

Yarrr

[vivid zinc]

SCURVY

AND HARD TAC

[south valve]

Scissor me timbers

[hazy kestrel]

Shiver me timbres!

[south valve]

Mine is the yuri version

[hazy kestrel]

What

[south valve]

What

I wonder what it must be like to be called Yuri

[vivid zinc]

Did you know the reason we have shitty IPA beers is because IPA was so hoppy it would keep well on ships?

[south valve]

considering everything

Yuri Andropov if he was actually Yaoi Andropov

[vivid zinc]

my cat just farted :/

and I can taste the sulphur

[south valve]

Lotta cats farting today

[vivid zinc]

My tax return hasn't been processed yet. Arg.

Those government fucks owe me $

[hazy kestrel]

Why, why do you curse us with this, Painted.

[south valve]

Sorry

[tawdry edge]

Some times I wonder why I check this chat

Like at all

[south valve]

I'm not the one whose cats are farting

[vivid zinc]

Ohhh that was chunky fart

Those black truffle kettle chips were so good I bought another bag for later today lol

w/sour cream for dipping

[south valve]

I just got a random friend request from someone

probably a bot?

idk if anyone else has

[vivid zinc]

Or a fake thot. Beware the 45 year old balding male pretending to be a 23 year old cute goth girl on Discord

[hazy kestrel]

Beware the thots in general.

[elder merlin]

Tag them and let a mod know

[hazy kestrel]

Thots are cringe

[elder merlin]

So they can ban them

[hazy kestrel]

Thoughts about thots are also cringe

[dire kayak]

i got my wet pallette

[vivid zinc]

Had a baby scare once with a party girl. That fucking sucked lol. Not cuz of potential babies but because she was an unstable mess that dragged everyone down with her

[dire kayak]

i LOVE this thing

i can just put all my paints on it and it makes painting so much faster and i don't have to worry about thinning as much

[sly quest]

An actual… human baby?

[vivid zinc]

No. It was half Emu, half Wombat.

[hazy kestrel]

See, this is why I don’t do hookups or flings or whatever you call it. You don’t know how many other people the person has been with beforehand, and you don’t even know if you’re even the “main” piece and not a side piece.

[vivid zinc]

Yes a real human baby lol

[sly quest]

The wombat side is from you, yes?

[sly quest]

Crazy….

[hazy kestrel]

The heck is a Wombat

Besides a Pokémon

[vivid zinc]

A marsupial that crushes stuff with it's butt

[hazy kestrel]

Ah

[vivid zinc]

They're kinda cute

[hazy kestrel]

Emus are cool

[vivid zinc]

The ausies lost a war to them xD

[hazy kestrel]

Yeah, that’s also why they’re cool

[formal mortar]

How does that work? Is it like a separate little bowl for each paint color?

[south valve]

@open portal <@&735928989146939404>

[dire kayak]

the pallette itself is wet and it extends the lifetime of the paints

[hazy kestrel]

KILL THE BOT, AQUILA!

[true widget]

hi guys

[formal mortar]

What if the bot is named thotticus botticus?

[true widget]

how is everyone :)

[south valve]

KILL THE BOT, SPILL ITS BLOOD

[south valve]

Hi Sammy!

[formal mortar]

Bots dont have blood

[true widget]

oil

[south valve]

OIL

[hazy kestrel]

Existing for sure

[formal mortar]

Now america will invade

[hazy kestrel]

My book arrives tomorrow

[sly quest]

Spill the data.

[hazy kestrel]

And the other ones on some other day this week. :(

[formal mortar]

I should get the rimworld dlcs

[visual vortex]

Beware anyone with a nose ring/piercing or a belly button piercing

[formal mortar]

How is the Samster today?

[vivid zinc]

? Fuck dude. Might as well just date the Omish.

[true widget]

I am pretty good

[bronze frost]

Yes but only so you can also install 359 mods

[hazy kestrel]

The Amish are cool

[visual vortex]

I like the Amish

[hazy kestrel]

Besides their sometimes goofy hairstyles

[fair bridge]

amish

[sly quest]

I do believe you would love Disco Elysium. You should try it out.

[formal mortar]

Glad to hear that pal

[visual vortex]

They sont have tattoos or piercings

My kind of people

[formal mortar]

Amish party hard

[vivid zinc]

I am attracted to red flags. It's kind of a problem lol.

[formal mortar]

Last amish party I was at had a rock band and boxing ring

[hazy kestrel]

“Work hard, party harder” is clearly the Amish motto.

[visual vortex]

Not really much of a choice nowadays is there?

[hazy kestrel]

I’m not a fan of tattoos and the like either, but to each their own.

[south valve]

I'd never get a tattoo, but I think they look nice

[visual vortex]

I like the purity of my flesh unblemished by ink and metal

I would never destroy stained glass

[hazy kestrel]

My cousin has a lot of piercings and I just can’t help but think that she’s just ruining her face.

[sly quest]

Why not

[visual vortex]

Still a battery up to one of the piercings and watch her jump

[south valve]

I have a low pain tolerance..

Also hi!

[hazy kestrel]

And the ink goes into your bloodstream / into the skin layer to make the tattoo art stay.

[sly quest]

Aw, poor angel

Hello pipi:)

[hazy kestrel]

Fuck that lmao

But that’s just my view

[visual vortex]

Watch the video of it under a microscope

[hazy kestrel]

Do whatever you want

[hazy kestrel]

I’d rather like to keep my lunch inside of me

At least for today

[south valve]

It's also just like I'd be worried that I wouldn't like the tattoo in a years time or something

[visual vortex]

My favorite tattoo person was this chick that got a dream one on her wrist

[sly quest]

You do can remove it. But that would be more painful.

[visual vortex]

And then a few years later asked reddit what she should cover it with

[hazy kestrel]

I have a coworker who is inked up and pretty old.

It does not work

[visual vortex]

Actually that's my second favorite person with tattoos

My first is my dad

He has this big bald eagle dlying over an american flag across his back

[south valve]

I think if I had to get one, it'd have to be small or not in a very visible place

[visual vortex]

Shit kinda goes hard ngl

[waxen sleet]

My favorite person with tattoos is my wife...

[sly quest]

Have yall seen an infected tattoo?

[arctic folio]

Hello

[south valve]

They can get infected??

[hazy kestrel]

Please not while I’m gonna eat lmao

[sly quest]

Hello!

[sly quest]

Look em up.

[south valve]

Hi mysterious stranger

[formal mortar]

Who is @open portal ?

[arctic folio]

How are u

[south valve]

I got a friend request too

probably a bot

[formal mortar]

<@&735928989146939404> please ban the bot

[hazy kestrel]

That makes three of us

[waxen sleet]

Sounds like plot to a horror film... that tattoos crawl off the body and kill people, then reapply on to the body

[south valve]

Glorious

[sly quest]

… or… it could just develop a rash on the inked skin…?

[waxen sleet]

My idea sounds cooler...

[formal mortar]

Remember that song? Icky Vicky? From Fairly Odd Parents