general-chat

[south jetty]

Oiling up and flexing.... in the name of the EMPEROR

[stuck crescent]

You know something oil goes well with @south valve? Pasta

[south jetty]

I hope my psyker gets to taste more of it then

[tawdry edge]

I genuinely want to kill someone today with all my hatred

[stuck crescent]

Know what goes good with pasta @south valve

@south valve

[south valve]

Looks like you're saying me again 😭

[stuck crescent]

Do you know?

[south valve]

"Know what goes good with pasta? Painted"

[stuck crescent]

I think you know @south valve

[south jetty]

tomater sauce

[stuck crescent]

SAUCE

[south valve]

AAAAAAAAAAA

[stuck crescent]

SAUCE

@south valve

[south valve]

NO

STOP IT

[stuck crescent]

YES

[patent grove]

Is mayo a sauce

[stuck crescent]

YES

Technically

[south valve]

Is butter sauce?

[true widget]

is the earth made of pudding

[patent grove]

Butter is goated

[stuck crescent]

But its correct classification would be a condiment

[south valve]

The moon is cheese 🙄

[stuck crescent]

No

But it is tasty

[tawdry edge]

Your insides are made with cheese, dig under your skin to find it

[south valve]

I'll help

[true widget]

mmnn i just had mac and cheese

[patent grove]

Melted butter is sauce

[true widget]

i dont need cheese THAT bad

[delicate vapor]

noob blabbering

[true widget]

nlaah bnlaaaaaaaah bbllaaaaaaaaaah

[stuck crescent]

Sauce adjacent

[tawdry edge]

I will hit you over the head with a brick and leave you bleeding in the streets of Illinois

[south valve]

👁️ 👁️

[stuck crescent]

It would actually be a clarification, if anything

[south valve]

I think we will defend Elios with our lives

they're cool

[stuck crescent]

We will?

[south valve]

Probably

[stuck crescent]

Oh

[south valve]

not my life

[stuck crescent]

Ok

[south valve]

yours maybe

[stuck crescent]

Fuck you

We're dying together

[patent grove]

Elios pizza

[south valve]

Okay

[tawdry edge]

It will take much more than the likes of you from stopping me from killing elios

[hazy valley]

Is this how Orks flirt

[regal jasper]

babe, no

[delicate vapor]

nope

[south valve]

I hope not 😨

[south valve]

I'll give you a crisp $10 not to

[tawdry edge]

Alr i wont kill him anymore

[analog temple]

Yo, I love flaying myself for delicious cheese

[regal jasper]

[sudden pelican]

What fucking killed this poor sniper? Rodin's plasma gun?

[south valve]

I think it's a rock lol

[inner nimbus]

think it's a bolter shot, it's more visible on the full scale gif

[sudden pelican]

Bruh there's bullet tracers. That ain't no rock

[lethal solstice]

Bolt pistol/gun

[south valve]

Oh

[inner nimbus]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/786208719200583710/1375161407351292034/rekt.gif

[south valve]

Someone said it's a rock, blame them not me

I am never to be held accountable

[inner nimbus]

btw I love this gif, so glad it's a sticker now

[south valve]

It's good

[sudden pelican]

Oh yea that gun does have a powerful kick to it. Plus the blessing that gives it explosive shots is just mint 👌

[south valve]

Glad we got the Rannick dancing one especially

[inner nimbus]

tbf though

if there's one sticker I am glad I have in my collection

so much so I put it on my private Discord

it's this

[patent grove]

Is that..

Omni mom

[stark bobcat]

I remember this

back when we were memeing in gen chat

back with imbed in genchat

[inner nimbus]

I had to make it mine

pretty sure I joined in on the memeing

[stark bobcat]

you stole it from me

yeah

lol then we all got timed out

[inner nimbus]

prolly not by me

[tawdry edge]

Holy shit

[stark bobcat]

it was funny

[tawdry edge]

Rare nategore appearance

[inner nimbus]

https://tenor.com/view/dragon-ball-z-vanoss-gaming-vanoss-dbz-dbz-abridged-gif-14741492252612894858

might get back to streaming darktide soon

I done fuck'd up

streamed/played Darktide for three weeks straight

burnt myself tf out

[waxen sleet]

Them being out of sync is a total vibe and fun to look at

[analog temple]

Man, I should play Darktide

[inner nimbus]

first person coop shooter

[south valve]

Never heard of it

Is there a server where I can talk to people about it?

[inner nimbus]

same, I'm just here waiting till they finally give Sienna a glock

[waxen sleet]

Is it like Left 4 Dead?

[analog temple]

Like, I hit a stride going from Havoc 30 to 40 and now I've hit 40 and...

[sly quest]

Rip 😿

[sly quest]

WHAT

[analog temple]

40 is fun, I guess, but it kinda feels like I ran out of things to do

[inner nimbus]

krillin's been adopted

[delicate vapor]

peak vanoss vid

[waxen sleet]

And tear

[inner nimbus]

I mean gratz on getting to H40, not many can or even want to

[sly quest]

He doesn’t look very good…

[dire kayak]

mmmmmmmm

[waxen sleet]

The moon is haunted

[dire kayak]

eeek

[inner nimbus]

y'all saw the new abiotic factor trailer?

can't wait to play voices in the void inside of voices in the void

[astral basin]

@somber stream what do you usually put your Morgan in?
Also, how goes the liquor ban?

[analog temple]

Oh, I've been trying to hassle some friends into getting back to AF with the new update

Can't wait to make my own mop

I can finally have clean floors

[inner nimbus]

I deciphered the morse code at the end of the trailer btw lol

[waxen sleet]

I imagine he puts it in a glass

[sly quest]

Fake halflife mentioned

[inner nimbus]

full life

[astral basin]

Ass

[true widget]

ive never played abiotic factor

is it good

[waxen sleet]

😂 I'm sorry

[inner nimbus]

one of the best survival games imho

especially with a friend

[astral basin]

I couldn’t get past the… graphic choice
For abiotic

[inner nimbus]

it does a lot of stuff right and even my friend who is a diehard unenthusiast of survival games really liked it

[sly quest]

Half life graphic

[analog temple]

Abiotic is a greta time

It's good solo, but it's great with a few friends

Currently have a save with three other people and one of us is the cook and builder, one is the medic, one is the tech gremlin who's only concern is making the shiny new toy, and I'm the designated violence-doer and interior decorator

God, when I found out there was a lootable furniture store in that game...

A lootable furniture store full of zombies, allowing me to indulge both my passions at once

But yeah, good fun to throw yourself headfirst at killer robots and aliens and off cliffs and have the medic's exasperated sigh at the words "do you have any splints?" become so familiar to you that you hear it in your dreams

It has some balance issues, though (hopefully one of the biggest got solved with the new update)

Like, maybe this update has fixed it but for the longest time blunt weapons were actually completely pointless

[inner nimbus]

but yeah like I said, the morse code at the end of the latest trailer

seems to be from Abe

[analog temple]

Just less of them than sharp weapons and the ones that did exist just weren't as good as the "equivalent" sharp options

[wet swift]

After watching hail mary, I have come to the conclusion that if we lobotomize all the xeno, we will be happy , isn't that awesome?

[inner nimbus]

gonna be interesting to see how the story progresses ngl

[blazing ibex]

Did you get clearance 40

Or assignment rank 40?

[wet swift]

What a day, I feel just a bit less xenophobic now

[analog temple]

Clearance 40, my own assignment rank is only like 34?

[blazing ibex]

Well. There you go

[analog temple]

Yeah, but it's such a slog to get it up to 40

[blazing ibex]

It may be.

[wet swift]

Well you don't have to, remember chatties, you play to have fun

[blazing ibex]

But if you're looking for the end game

[vivid zinc]

Why stop with xenos? Unbeiebers next. Then people who look at the Ecclesiarchy wrong. Then people who just don't smell right.

[blazing ibex]

That's as end game as it gets for Darktide.

[wet swift]

The endgame is whatever feels like the end for you, you don't have to grind mindlessly for hours when not having fun, you will burn out

[analog temple]

If I'm hosting sub-40 all the players I get couldn't pour piss out of a boot if you wrote the instructions on the heel, and if I piggyback of 40s I'm just doing the end goal already 6 times over until the game agrees that I can, in fact, do the thing I've already done multiple times

[wet swift]

Nah we can just kill those, we have enough already

Lobotomized xenos are more exotic and rare

[vivid zinc]

To be fair we'd probably be better off if we lobotomized all Eldar

[blazing ibex]

Mainly, the appeal is having your own 40 so you can just do whatever you want with it

[analog temple]

Yeah, and I would like that

But Havoc's split between CL and AL has always been a ballache for me

Just not fond of the system, even if the content is fun

[blazing ibex]

Oh don't get me wrong

Havoc's systems are pure ass.

[vivid zinc]

Havoc is artificial difficulty. It's lame and dumb.

[wet swift]

Aren't eldar the most reasonable xenos so fat that humans have been consistently working together with, at least at the part where robot guilty man is

[analog temple]

I do wish the difficulty were more interesting than inflated numbers

[jaunty path]

its super fun tho

[waxen sleet]

Robooty Gorillaman and his shoeless Waifu?

[wet swift]

Rotten armor upon you

[blazing ibex]

It's more a suggestion if you're looking to invest your time if you feel you have nothing to do but if it feels like a slog to do it, no point then.

[analog temple]

Obviously the modifiers matter, but the fact that 40 just maek numbah biggah is a cop-out

[vivid zinc]

Some of the Eldar are. Not all.

[analog temple]

They could give us new modifiers with more interesting and properly thought out mechanics

[waxen sleet]

At least half their population like furniture that screams

[wet swift]

Yeah sure, same with humans in most cases but compared to the rest who need a lobotomy just to act normal, I'll take that

[vivid zinc]

Nope. Instead we get Temu Borderlands with Havoc. YAY!

[wet swift]

Ah no, not the dark elves, these ones needs the burner, no amount of lobotomies can fix them

[analog temple]

This is also why I Do Not Want any new gamemodes

[vivid zinc]

Dark Eldar are just Slaanesh followers who're still in the closet

[wet swift]

Woe, expedition be upon ye

[analog temple]

I want an overhaul of existing gamemodes and more campaign content before they half-arse some new bullshit

[ancient violet]

Looter Shooter

[analog temple]

See, I wouldn't mind Expeditions if they were just VT2 chaos wastes in DT

[ancient violet]

God I love watching people on Twitch run the same fucking path to get to the 1% drop rate box

[tight pine]

Loota shoota?

Must be an Ork invention

[analog temple]

But instead they're a much less interesting attempt to look vaguely like chaos wastes

[waxen sleet]

They stay in the closet bc they can't find the perfect black leather outfit... and they don't want to wear the same cloak as the Nightlords in case they show up, they are too petty for that

[wet swift]

So you know what grinds my gears? Damn pve games that try too hard to balance the game for no reason whatsoever and the only thing they manage to do is to have the game be a meta game where only 5 weapons are the most commonly used ones and 4 out of the 6 classes suck

This isn't an analogy for dt just an example

[vivid zinc]

Hope they like Tom Cruise then. Cuz they gonna spend a loootta time together.

And maybe Xenu too

[analog temple]

That isn't an analogy, you're right

That's DT

[waxen sleet]

... which 4 suck?

[wet swift]

Eh, most of the weapons aren'tthat bad but the classes feel mostly alright im dt

[tight pine]

Local Yoinkmaxxer has pressed to doubt

[analog temple]

I'm being facetious

The only class I actually don't like is Scum

[delicate vapor]

[waxen sleet]

I think they make an ointment for that

[analog temple]

It's actually a suppository

[wet swift]

How could you say something this toxic? Mods

[vivid zinc]

The only thing that can clean this sin is holy prometheum

[timber elk]

walks up to them with a small filmy stick

[analog temple]

I don't take it because I'm too busy getting fucked by the economy to fit anything else up there

[tight pine]

Should I yoink ya?

[timber elk]

somehow swings the stick fast enough to hit maxs leg, leaving a red mark

[wet swift]

But yeah, some weapons really need a fix up because they straight up just can't compete sad look at scum's bone saw how can a melee be purple like grimace and still be bad

[tight pine]

Did the stick just bleed?

[vivid zinc]

Gotta downsize for the upcoming recession it's gonna be a bad one.

[waxen sleet]

Bc green is bestest

[timber elk]

It is a pretty weak stick…..so probably

It’s not a cool stick.

[vivid zinc]

AI + USA destabilization + Iran? Yeah shits gonna get 930s bad

1930s

[waxen sleet]

Will flapper dresses come back?

[wet swift]

Let's hope that we nuke earth a few times so we go back to the pre internet era and be normal again 🙏

[jaunty path]

Dclaw should be the top priority

[dire kayak]

c'tan

[wet swift]

Dclaw?

[waxen sleet]

Star eating fart clouds

[tight pine]

Let’s not blow ourselves up… that’ll mean no more unirradiated hamburger

Irradiated hamburgers taste funky

[waxen sleet]

Dclaw chooses who goes and who stays

[vivid zinc]

seriously though, this next decade is going to be unstabe as fuck. Please, everyone, prepare. Either by savings or knowledge to forrage.

[analog temple]

Oversized box cutter gets outperformed by broken scissors: Fatshark sure know how to make interesting decisions

[obsidian wren]

Whenever i hit something that has armor i feel like im trying to break concrete with a fish

[south valve]

As a British “person”, this is my regular dentist experience

[waxen sleet]

But will the flapper dresses return???

[timber elk]

We will be fine.

I’m positive :3

[vivid zinc]

We'll see this a perfect strom of bad things atm

[delicate vapor]

y-your a brit

[gloomy tartan]

I’m useful for blood transfusions

So I’m fine

[timber elk]

And it’s a storm we will get by.

[gloomy tartan]

I’ll be a very useful blood bag

[dire kayak]

[tight pine]

-# lamball said those words sparingly

-# man I hate english

[gloomy tartan]

I can donate blood to Any positive blood types

[wet swift]

Oh you meant devil's claw lol, i thought it was pretty neat for horde clearing already

[gloomy tartan]

So I’m useful

[analog temple]

Brace yourself: so am I

[south valve]

Sorry you had to find out like this

[gloomy tartan]

🇫🇷

[analog temple]

You're surrounded

[delicate vapor]

[tight pine]

So you’re the funny guy with the funny blood type? Nice!

[vivid zinc]

Maybe the world still hasnt recovered from the covid wealth transfer

[south valve]

Indeed

[gloomy tartan]

Most people have a + blood type

Most of the global population

[tight pine]

Wooo!

[gloomy tartan]

So I’m a useful friend for a blood bag

If nothing else

[vivid zinc]

I mean at this point the USA has to rely on Canadian potash and guess who the USA has fucked for the last 70

yeasr consisntentl

[analog temple]

In a mad max scenario I'm useful as... uh...

https://tenor.com/view/adventure-time-demon-cat-i-have-approximate-knowledge-of-many-things-wise-wisdom-gif-4593239

[tight pine]

[analog temple]

Oh right, attachments are dead here

Pretend I was making a funny self-deprecating joke

Everyone laugh

[waxen sleet]

Ha hah haha

[vivid zinc]

point Im making is things are like;y to get very bad before they get better. prepare

[analog temple]

Thank you

[waxen sleet]

You're welcome

But the flapper dresses?

[astral basin]

On the contrary, i can accept any negative blood type but only donate to a select few

I was predetermined to be a sad lil needy bish

[tight pine]

A nice big wet bean rice and cheese (maybe chicken) burrito seems good rn

With some sour cream too

[south valve]

I think you guys are all really cool

[pure quail]

who up burring they ito

[south valve]

This is likely because you have your windows open

[pure quail]

no it's warm as hell here

@analog temple what's a trash witch?

[south valve]

Ji Hawa!

Gonna keep trying that till it works

[pure quail]

Jawa?

[south valve]

Yeah

[crystal osprey]

how do i increase my aura

[pure quail]

depends

[analog temple]

Witch but trash

Raccoon adjacent

[pure quail]

oh hell yeah

[analog temple]

Some kind of horrid little gremlin

[pure quail]

I support your endeavours

[south valve]

Y-you’re already at maximum.. 🤯

[waxen sleet]

Trash Panda

[dire kayak]

anathema is such a cool word i wish i got to use it more

[crystal osprey]

hmm let me find a sticker for this

[south valve]

My favourite word is floofy

[dire kayak]

[crystal osprey]

i ahve no sticker for it

imagine i just sent a sticker kissing you basically

[waxen sleet]

I feel the same about: Apotheosis

[pure quail]

like this?

[south valve]

[crystal osprey]

ogryns are such good fellers

we love ogryns

[pure quail]

they are

[crystal osprey]

even bully ogryn has nice moments

[pure quail]

I petition we remodel all of the classes to be ogryns

ogryn hive scum zipping about the level at mach-fuck

[waxen sleet]

Psyker Ogryn?

[pure quail]

by channeling the warp the psyker ogryn can count to 12

without using his fingers

[analog temple]

Another good one is assiduous

[pure quail]

defenestrate is my favourite word

[potent sage]

40k is problematic media

[pure quail]

ur mum is problematic media

gottem

[potent sage]

that is problematic

stop now

[hard gorge]

All the grim and darkness, it must be noble and bright to appeal to consumers and their parents!

Make all space marines canonically have horse cocks

[south valve]

👁️ 👁️

[pure quail]

because there's no cock like horse cock?

[south valve]

What

[stuck crescent]

..........I regert looking at gen chat

[blazing ibex]

What

The fuck

[potent sage]

ok

[stuck crescent]

YOU ARE THE REASON

[twin flower]

[pure quail]

:3

[hard gorge]

Send your asshole into shock!

[twin flower]

wuh?

[stuck crescent]

Ugh, I remember that song from uni

[south valve]

Freaky ass genchat

[twin flower]

Why is chat talking about horse cock

[south valve]

Not even freaky

Genchat is in heat

[twin flower]

for horse cock?

[stuck crescent]

Its a lame "haha penis" song

[twin flower]

theres.. theres a penis song?

[stuck crescent]

Many

[hard gorge]

I think there's a passage in a book or two where an inquisitor describes space marines as "equine" so take that how you will

[stuck crescent]

AND I AM WELSH

[south valve]

Why is he frogge?

[stuck crescent]

CAN YOU TELL?!?!?!?! @delicate vapor

[south valve]

British ❌
Welsh ✅

[pure quail]

I would send it here but I think the mods would smite me

[pure quail]

your dms have been blessed

[twin flower]

Excusi moi?

[hard gorge]

First book in the horus heresy series
Remembrancer describes a naked Space Marine captain (Loken, I think?) As equine

[stuck crescent]

I'm only british when I win something and the BBC is reporting on it

[twin flower]

I did not ask for this

[hard gorge]

horse cock chat
talks about BBC

[pure quail]

too late

[stuck crescent]

Yeah, they suck

FUCK YOU BBC

I REMEMBER WHAT YOU DID

[crystal osprey]

!!

[hard gorge]

Muscleman.mp4

[south valve]

You suck bbc

Sorry

You suck, bbc

[south valve]

I can’t see what that says

[hard gorge]

Monmusume.jpg

[south valve]

I’m blind as a bat

[stuck crescent]

YMA O HYD

Dwyt ti'm yn cofio Macsen
Does neb yn ei nabod o
Mae mil a chwe chant o flynyddoedd
Yn amser rhy hir i'r cof

[crystal osprey]

hey

[hard gorge]

I dont care what anyone says but people who jerk off to the Umamusumes are pussies

Do it to real centaurs like a true monsterfucker

[south valve]

Latin

[south valve]

👁️ 👁️

[pure quail]

my man speaks the truth

[stuck crescent]

Know who would have liked that?

MY MOM!

[twin flower]

do the armpit one 🙏

[hard gorge]

horsfucker
ITS A GIRL WITH HORSE EARS, YOU FUCKING COWARD

I respect feet weirdos more than YOU

[stuck crescent]

Ych a fi

[nocturne bloom]

They dont know

[south valve]

Fetish war in genchat before admech class 😔

[nocturne bloom]

Another magos name who doesnt know...

[crystal osprey]

i mean its part of the lore

[south valve]

HUH

[hard gorge]

Breeding horse girls? ITS JUST WOMEN IN ANIMAL EARS

[nocturne bloom]

Mods are watching...

[south valve]

Freakintosk

[tawdry edge]

are we talking about breeding umamusume characters?

[stuck crescent]

I'm gonna drink now

[delicate vapor]

[pure quail]

my ex wanted us to do armpit stuff, it was weird, there is a reason she's my ex

[stuck crescent]

And I dont know when I'll stop

[twin flower]

slide into my dms 🙏

[hard gorge]

Bring in actual centaurs and animal husbandry and you will get RESPECT

[south valve]

Wtf is happening

[stuck crescent]

I have no clue

[blazing ibex]

Yall need to chill ngl

[stuck crescent]

Anyone else like football?

[stuck crescent]

I like football

Love me some footie

[pure quail]

football boring

[nocturne bloom]

I like foot

[pure quail]

playing it is fun

[stuck crescent]

You are wrong

[south valve]

I actually have a headache

[hard gorge]

I am heavily opinionated on the topic of monsterfucker lightweights

[pure quail]

no I am correct, objectively

[stuck crescent]

Use to play before I broke my toe....and figured out I was too short

[hazy valley]

what happened to chat

[stuck crescent]

Sucks man

[hard gorge]

A catgirl is not a monstergirl
An uma is not a monstergirl

[pure quail]

just become taller

[stuck crescent]

Nothing good

[stuck crescent]

You sound like my ex

[twin flower]

Let

[hard gorge]

This is what finals month does to a man

[twin flower]

there

be

** GOOON **

[hazy valley]

I looked away just for the drive home

[jaunty path]

define monster

[hazy valley]

how did it get to this

[pure quail]

no I am saying it so you can become a football player again

[stuck crescent]

I have no clue

[pure quail]

your ex probably said it because they were insecure about themselves and took it out on you

[twin flower]

How did it not ?

[hard gorge]

Its gotta be properly non-human
A lamia is a good start
Spidergirls a la Rachnera? Now we're talking

Slimegirl? Good taste

[stuck crescent]

No they were just F*nnish 🤮

[hard gorge]

Catgirl? Youre a coward

[pure quail]

bully the Finns

[stuck crescent]

Never trust a f*nnish femboy

[hazy valley]

remember to eat, sleep and drink water
a healthy body makes for a healthy mind
a healthy mind makes for a better chance at finals

[twin flower]

golib waifus

[hard gorge]

I am going into my microbio exam with a brain solely filled with porn

[pure quail]

mans got bullied for being short by a Finnish femboy

[hazy valley]

it's ORGANISMS not ORGASMS don't mix them up

[stuck crescent]

I DIDNT SAY THAT, WAS TOTALLY UNRELATED TO MY EX

[pure quail]

DO NOT the organisms

uhuh

[delicate vapor]

[stuck crescent]

CAU DY GEG

[hazy valley]

hey since Skulls is later this month do you think they'll announce AdMech

[pure quail]

hopefully

[stuck crescent]

probably

[hazy valley]

I don't expect we'll see it released for months but the announcement would be fun

[pure quail]

arbitrator was released at the same time as the event last year wasn't it?

[hazy valley]

My guess is that the Expeditions hangars are the clue for Imperial Knights being on the planet, potentially an STC related to them, and that causes the Mechanicus to mobilize the second Hadron gets a whif that there's gold in those hills

[tacit geode]

Nah it'll release June FS don't announce things super far in advance

[hazy valley]

Partially because there's no way the Imperium can allow the heretics/traitor regiment to get their hands on Knights, and partially because it would give a definite advantage to the 53rd/21st against the 6th/Admonition

[stuck crescent]

While I know it'll never happen, I'd like a new personality for vet

[hazy valley]

did you see the chat in driptide?

we talked about a potential new personality there and I loved the idea someone came up with

[stuck crescent]

Wot?

Oh, that's great

Aces

I was thinking some old "I was one day from retirement" type

[hazy valley]

Kruber style personality yelling "TALLY HO LADS" and "GIVE 'EM A PROPER THRASHING" and "Ready... Aim!... Cheerio!" for Voice of Command/Executioner's Stance

[stuck crescent]

Yeah, thats better

[hazy valley]

It'd be so funny for a decidedly British voice going all in on an Officer personality. They'd have some choice lines for the Loose Cannon for sure

Similar vibes to the tank commander in No Man's Land

[stuck crescent]

Dragor and his "good freind"

[hazy valley]

Yeah

[tight pine]

[hazy valley]

That makes sense. I wonder what they've got planned for Skulls then

[stuck crescent]

And they drop praetorian cosmetic, it would be soo funny

[vivid zinc]

Ugh why is the JJk anime so good?

[hazy valley]

It would be the perfect time for it

I think when/if they do Praetorian I'll probably buy up all classes except Ogryn

But depending on the Ogryn cosmetic I might buy them too

[rain idol]

I would like a Guardsman so delusional that it freaks out psykers

[whole glade]

shhhh

[stuck crescent]

It would....but they, uh, have, uh....a certain thing GW....uh, ain't down with

[hazy valley]

Wait what? What's the thing?

[stuck crescent]

See Steel legion losing their lightning bolt

[hazy valley]

is there something about Praetorian Guard that I'm unaware of

[twin flower]

Its just GW in general

like how Arbs aint getting any new cosmetics is because they have to run it through GW

[hazy valley]

That just sounds like Games Workshop needs a meeting with the third party cosmetics company to sign off on Praetorian Guard as a themed week

I vaguely remember someone telling me that Fatshark doesn't do most of the cosmetics

[stuck crescent]

colonizer was an...interesting choice for an aesthetic

[hazy valley]

Just the free penance cosmetics

All the stuff in the paid shop get done by a different company

[stuck crescent]

I actually really like the praetorians

but we're not getting anything from them

[tacit geode]

They don't they're outsourced. They do do earnable ones in house however and maybe the arbites shop set

since it has art done by miguel which is interesting

[hazy valley]

It was you!

But yeah like

Fatshark has no control on that then

[waxen sleet]

Anything is better than Mordian Iron Guard

[hazy valley]

It's entirely dependent on the whims of Games Workshop deciding which Regiment to do next, and when

[stuck crescent]

CAU HI

[twin flower]

[stuck crescent]

MORDIANS ARE COOL

[tacit geode]

https://miguel_iglesias.artstation.com/projects/4Nx6d4

[stuck crescent]

READ GATE OF BONES

[twin flower]

Give some love on the Jopall indentured squad

[tawdry edge]

Colonizer?
you mean all 40k factions?

[tight pine]

Would be cool if we could get a penance that’s like “get eaten by monstrosities X number of times”

[stuck crescent]

Hehehe.....they where an colour scheme for steel legion

KNOW WHO ELSE WHERE JUST A COLOUR SCHEME FOR STEEL LEGION

KRIEG

LOSERS

[waxen sleet]

Steel legion? Don't you mean Krieg in yellow? /s

[twin flower]

isnnt jopall like green tho 🤔

[stuck crescent]

it doesn't work anymore, we have minis now

cmon

stop acting silly

[waxen sleet]

Never.

[tacit geode]

I want a Vostroyan firstborn kill team

can we do that Gdubs

or a made to order

[hazy valley]

Rot Fly swallows you and flies off. If you die inside it, you just get digested LOL

[hard gorge]

we heard you guys wanted the steel legion, so we're giving you the next best thing! Cadian ork hunters!

[tawdry edge]

BURN ALL FUCKING CADIANS ALIVE IN A BOILER ROOM

I WANT TO FLAIL EVERY LAST ONE ALIVE SO THEY BLEED TO DEATH AS I CAST DOWN THEIR FILTHY PELT

[hard gorge]

I said it before and ill say it again

I like to think the fall of cadia is the 9/11 of 40k where every cadian refers to it but like 70% of them weren't even near the planet or in the sector when it happened

[tawdry edge]

SEND THEM ALL INTO THE IMMATERIUM WHERE THE DAEMONS SHALL FEAST UPON THEIR DAMNED SOULS

[stuck crescent]

Yeah, but the praetorians were based on specfic empire, on a very specfic time period, and fought very specfic race that are often considered a stand in for another very specfic people

[onyx crater]

howcome its so hard to find a match in mortis trials?

[stuck crescent]

Again, love me praetorians, but I can understand why GW doesn't use them

[twin flower]

underrated game mode

[stuck crescent]

What dif?

[pure quail]

people aren't cool enough to do trials

[onyx crater]

very

[tawdry edge]

dude just fucking say confederates its fine

[stuck crescent]

They deffo aren't, lame-Os

[pure quail]

exactly

[tight pine]

Nobody wants to do them

[stuck crescent]

Weezos, even

(i still dont know what that means)

[onyx crater]

damnation

[twin flower]

Try Aurics

[tawdry edge]

[twin flower]

Most of peeps are on the higher diffs anyway

[onyx crater]

how do i unlock auric again with my arbites i forgor

[stuck crescent]

I agree, its either heresy or Auric

[twin flower]

Just keep doing missions and level up

[onyx crater]

im lvl 30

[twin flower]

I hate how they changed that lmao

[stuck crescent]

Wait, don't you need to unlock difs on mortis?

[onyx crater]

how do i unlock auric 😭

[drowsy lynx]

winning several damnation matches

[twin flower]

its usually unlocked already if youre 30 but idk what else you need to do since ive had it before they changed how to unlock it

[drowsy lynx]

there's a bar that fills up when you're looking at the difficulty selector

[onyx crater]

oh i see

95/100

i can do one more

[twin flower]

glhf

[true widget]

burp

[pure quail]

IT'S NURGLE

KILL

[twin flower]

Burgles when they burp, and we just evaporate cuz of the stank

[tight pine]

Burgle?

[pure quail]

bugle

[tender horizon]

Burgles piss me off every time they crawl over fire after grabbing me

[twin flower]

beast of nurgles = burgles

[tight pine]

Burgers

[pure quail]

burgle burger

[twin flower]

nasty

[true widget]

i hate burgles

[pure quail]

the burgles get the rocks

[tropic zealot]

Ogryn sucks now, but I keep trying to play him and improve it, is there a scientific reason

[pure quail]

you're not using enough rocks

[tight pine]

[whole glade]

SHHHH i’m making an oc

SHUSH

[twin flower]

[pure quail]

why is there a twink in our walls

[whole glade]

QUIET DOWN

[twin flower]

Free real estate

[pure quail]

make me

[whole glade]

So i can spy on you for the night lords

duh

[pure quail]

fair enough

[pure quail]

huh

[astral basin]

Bonbon

[whole glade]

BONBON GO GET EM!!!! 🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥

[pure quail]

bonbons?

like the candy?

[whole glade]

no FNAF sister location

[pure quail]

why does the sister get a location but I don't?

where's FNAF Aldeéra Location?

[whole glade]

dark eldar?

[pure quail]

deldar

[whole glade]

mommy evil elves 🥹

[pure quail]

need

[somber stream]

Coffee is the most used, then coke. Ban is still in effect

[whole glade]

Yes.

[pure quail]

the wall twink is a good one

[delicate vapor]

beef sandwich

[astral basin]

How long is it? Till the holidays?

[whole glade]

Thank t you capybara

coconut dawg

[pure quail]

me

I am the coconut dog

[whole glade]

yes

[pure quail]

and a very distinguished gentleman, as you can see by my champaign glass

[tawdry edge]

I just realized

how insanely fucking dumb I am

[pure quail]

huh?

[tawdry edge]

And I'm only saying dumb because the word I wanted to use on myself isnt allowed here

[whole glade]

i’m more of a vodka redbull guy

[tawdry edge]

So there's this mod project going on for space marine 2 that has early access for ko-fi supports, right

[pure quail]

ye

[pure quail]

vodka cranberry tho

[tawdry edge]

I go there and pay for the membership but then I realized- I didn't make an account before paying
I make an account, link it to my paypal account and it still doesnt work
So I had to DM one of the mod creators to explain the situation so they could refund me and I had to pay for the membership again

[pure quail]

F

what is the mod=

?*

[tawdry edge]

genuinely fucking baffled at myself for how fucking dumb I am

[tawdry edge]

Horus Heresy overhaul
Adds guns, armor and a lot of shit to the game
There's even a Tartaros terminator pattern

[whole glade]

no. raw.

[pure quail]

noice

[tawdry edge]

It indeed is

[pure quail]

you really should use protection

[whole glade]

nahhh

[pure quail]

that's how you end up with a bunch of tinytwinks and now you have to pay child support

[astral basin]

I was

REALLY

enjoying kraken and coconut dp

[pure quail]

kraken?

do not eat the kraken

[astral basin]

Nope

Drink

Slurp it down

[pure quail]

slurp the kraken

[astral basin]

The suckers provide a nice sensation

[whole glade]

gambling.

[pure quail]

gambling to pay off child support

good plan

[delicate vapor]

looks slop

[tawdry edge]

I will genuinely kill you

[delicate vapor]

[pure quail]

brick 'em

[stuck crescent]

Ew

Horus Heresy

[tawdry edge]

Can I send you pictures of the mod? At least the ones that convinced me to pay for it

[delicate vapor]

ive seen it b4

but show

[crystal osprey]

can i see

im cruoous

curious

[tawdry edge]

Yeah ill dm u

[crystal osprey]

wait PAID MOD !?

how much..

700 euro

[tawdry edge]

Early access

[tawdry edge]

5 dollars

[crystal osprey]

awesome

ngl idk that much about sm2

but it still sounds neat

[tawdry edge]

its very fun
some people find it boring because its kind of repetitive but when you're autistic as me, its genuine fun

[fair bridge]

my throat horts

[tawdry edge]

did james bond burger you or something

[gloomy tartan]

Do you want some Melk

[fair bridge]

ya

[gloomy tartan]

🥛

🥛

🥛

[waxen sleet]

I played only one Expedition tonight, and it was successful... imma quit while I'm ahead tonight

[gloomy tartan]

Coward

You miss every shit you don’t take

[waxen sleet]

I don't see you hopping into lobby with me

[gloomy tartan]

You never invited me

[waxen sleet]

Invite yourself

[gloomy tartan]

I don’t know how to do that

[waxen sleet]

Neither do I

[gloomy tartan]

I blame wallstreet

[waxen sleet]

I blame society

[astral basin]

Playing w a kitten

Little fluff is. Very concerned

[marsh iris]

[modest flume]

@gloomy tartan Big dawg you on in about an hour and a half?

[gloomy tartan]

Dammit

I made a whole ocean

Yeah I should be sea shore

[waxen sleet]

Bud... do they have a name for what is wrong with you? Or is it named after you?

[elder merlin]

[somber stream]

Until it gets better lol

Steam controller sold out 30 minutes after launch

Resold on Ebay and Amazon for 200-400e

Scalpers need to burn on a stake

[reef stratus]

feed them to the nurgle

[twin flower]

stonks

thats wild tho lmao, fkin reselling it on ebay wth

[somber stream]

What wild is steam hasn't able to came up with any counter measure for this shitshow, same thing occured with the Steamdeck

Your best strat is to wait for 2nd or 3rd patch

[twin flower]

I guess they could do like a strict purchase limit per customer or something

but idk enough about that

[somber stream]

They did, each account can only buy 2 Controller units

That won't stop the scalpers from using bot on multiple accounts with different addresses though

We're talking 100-200% profit here

[graceful hamlet]

Eh, they’ll just make more

[twin flower]

i read that japan like marks the controllers upon purchase to try and ruin mint-condition for resale values

idk how they do it tho

[long trench]

Why would Steam need to come up with a counter measure? They make money, scalpers make money, you get controller that you were so desperate for that you paid extra. Everyone wins

[twin flower]

Isnt scalping just bad practice tho

[graceful hamlet]

You don’t even need to pay extra if you just wait a week or 2

[tropic zealot]

I wonder how everyone is playing psyker when I quickplay as psyker and everyone is playing ogryn when I quickplay as ogryn

[graceful hamlet]

We’re all just watching you

I see you scratching your nose

[tropic zealot]

Surely I wouldn't run into another arbitrator if I try that class

[long trench]

Its a bait, he's picking vet, everyone go go go

[twin flower]

random matches in a nutshell

Atp, I dont really care if we're all the same class

[tropic zealot]

I haven't really played vet since there was the talent trees

[graceful hamlet]

Honestly, the funniest thing about scalpers is that they’d never be successful if nerds had self control

Except for the super limited run stuff obviously

[tropic zealot]

I think markets are a bit more complicated than that

Suppliers are limited, scalpers watch and wait

[graceful hamlet]

Not for things like steam controllers

[twin flower]

it does come to a point where it becomes a bit unfair imo

[tropic zealot]

Yeah that's an absurd thing to splurge on

[twin flower]

instead of a first come first serve system it just turns into whoevers richest

[tropic zealot]

Get a third party xbox controller with decent reviews

[graceful hamlet]

But like scalping magic card sets? Wizards is not gonna stop printing those bruh

[astral basin]

So they put the skull wizard vr game on mobile?

[marsh iris]

nurgle milk

[somber stream]

Valve is against scalping and has been trying to come up with counter measures since steam deck, to little effect

[twin flower]

nasty

[tropic zealot]

What was it called again, uh, waltz of the wizard?

[astral basin]

Indeed

[graceful hamlet]

Kinda funny they didn’t do a preorder system this time

[tropic zealot]

That was funny, the actual dungeon part went on for way too long though

[astral basin]

Its. Jank af on mobile

[tropic zealot]

I kept enchanting a crossbow with make it strong and make it fast etc and just going through identical dungeons shooting stuff

[somber stream]

Interview with valve employees said they’re “well stocked” this time round with multiple batches on the line

Aged poorly so far

[tropic zealot]

probably clunky but quirky on mobile

[marsh iris]

should have something like accounts with at least 5 games and 4 month old can purchase or something

[graceful hamlet]

Eh, like I said, they’ll keep producing them so the scalpers are gonna be left holding a lot of stock with no profits if nerds can learn a little bit of self control

[tropic zealot]

well yeah, there is a bit of an issue with supply

like, globally rn

[graceful hamlet]

Like I want a steam controller too but I’m not validating scalpers

[tropic zealot]

But this is an opportunity to squeeze companies that need their stuff

[marsh iris]

ive seen a bunch of posts of steamdeck delivery with empty boxes

[tropic zealot]

Steam controller aside

Nobody needs that

[graceful hamlet]

Controllers are comfy, steam one is extra comfy. Plus it’s only 100

[somber stream]

No that would be counter productive and frustrating for new comers to the steam eco-system

[marsh iris]

skill issue

[whole glade]

i wish jojos ova was full and on shelves

[tropic zealot]

It looks bigger than the original xbox controller man

I hope you get a lot of use out of those steam deck touchpads, because I didn't on the steam deck

[somber stream]

Reviews came in possitive from pretty much everyone, idc how it looks, main point for me is comfort in my hand and new features to explore

My dualsense is already drifting

[marsh iris]

if the first thing a newcomer try to buy after getting new steam account is a steamdeck or device would be highly sus

[tropic zealot]

that's fair enough

I have an original steam link lying around somewhere, that was an unreliable piece of shit lol

They have had a pretty bad track record with hardware but they've managed to turn it over now

[somber stream]

Lots of console players are switching to PC currently, I know one or two from this server is, Alex is one of them

[tropic zealot]

I mean, even the index was a piece of shit though, the cable broke all the time and the base stations wore themselves out

and that was modern valve

[somber stream]

Yeah a lot of mix review on that bit, some say it's great with little lag, some say it disconnect all the time. To think they turn it into an app to use for free somewhere down the line lol

[tropic zealot]

They've learned from their $1000 mistake that all of the customers lost out on

I guess the middle aged guys with disposable income have to take the fall for the technology to get better

[marsh iris]

oh so he's got a steamdeck

[tropic zealot]

The next gen xbox will be a pc too apparently

[somber stream]

No he bought a pc and repurchase his games on steam

[marsh iris]

[tropic zealot]

Steam deck 2 at some point next year or the year after

I guess I might have to sell mine

[marsh iris]

gabecube

[rain idol]

I love my controller but they must genuinely make these things out of thumbtacks and elastic bands because the bloody thing was drifting like it belonged in nascar 3 months into usage

[tropic zealot]

I have to squirt some contact cleaner into my quest 2 controllers when I decide to bust it out

[delicate vapor]

o deer

[somber stream]

Create an issue, sell the solution
Introducing: dualsense edge

[tropic zealot]

you talkin to me?

[delicate vapor]

habit of mine to say it

[tropic zealot]

You don't have the animated version of that

[delicate vapor]

[rain idol]

I wish to incinerate the man whom invented planned obsolescence simply because I’m cheep and impoverished and can hardly afford jackshit as it is

[tropic zealot]

I really thought they would do more with izutsumi in the manga

[delicate vapor]

[somber stream]

Ever wonder why things from the 80s still work till this day? It's like they were made with a nuclear apocalypse in mind

No need to purchase new ware if the ones you currently have are working perfectly fine as is

[tropic zealot]

it's a really good manga though

[marsh iris]

planned obsolesence introduced to increase profits

you cant sell more of your stuff if it doesnt break

[delicate vapor]

indeed

the cooking part is nice to see on the anime

[nocturne bloom]

I should make a Playlist on Spotify called "Songs I listen to while feeding the enemy team in LoL"

[delicate vapor]

LoL

[nocturne bloom]

Save me then Femboy

[rain idol]

That’s why my dad refused to get another car after that little fucksss fico that he loved to death

“I’m going to go broke I’d rather run”

[delicate vapor]

yeah unistall the game

[nocturne bloom]

Thats a lot of work

And labor ain't free

[true widget]

burp

[somber stream]

Attached to his belongings huh, yeah me too. My current car is a hand me down BMW from my dad he got in the 2000s

[nocturne bloom]

Need audio pls

[true widget]

What

[delicate vapor]

[rain idol]

He also plays warhammer 😭 so he says getting a car would make him broke meanwhile he already is

[nocturne bloom]

[delicate vapor]

[graceful hamlet]

Yea, unironically cheapest option is to buy the Pro controller instead of replacing the 70 dollar controller every year.

[nocturne bloom]

Could be worse, he could be one of those people that ride a bicycle almost in the lane on roads with a 50mph speed limits+

[marsh iris]

are the signal lights still working? heh

[somber stream]

I take good care of my baby

[marsh iris]

remember to change your signal fluids

[nocturne bloom]

My toyota is in an abusive relationship with me

[marsh iris]

i maintain my honda but.. i dont clean it so often

[rain idol]

He has a work truck and in his own words “if I had to bike to work I wouldn’t be able to resist pissing somebody off so I’d probably die if I ever owned one”😭

[nocturne bloom]

I piss people off by leaving a motorcycle in my living room half the year

[marsh iris]

"time to leave!" revs hard in the living room

[nocturne bloom]

My windows would explode if I ran it in the house

[delicate vapor]

[somber stream]

Just look at it
#zealot-class message

My kids will use it, and so will theirs

Also dirt adds character to a bike

It's like a knight in shining armour

Those with battered and dirty fits are battle-tested

[astral basin]

PRECISION GERMAN ENGINEERING

[delicate vapor]

[modest flume]

@gloomy tartan YO BIG DOG

[gloomy tartan]

Yo shit

Fuck

Shit fuck

[marsh iris]

i like my bike but dont care enough on how clean it should look, if im really free and have energy, just maybe just waterblast that shit

[gloomy tartan]

@modest flume big worm

🐛

[somber stream]

Hell yeah

[modest flume]

If you wanna schedule another time it's all good bro

[gloomy tartan]

I am about to eat some frem fry and chimpkin fries

Do you guys like chimpkin fries

[modest flume]

I'm eating pepper steak

[gloomy tartan]

🐒 chimpkin fries

[sly quest]

For how much

[gloomy tartan]

3.fiddy

[sly quest]

I miss chef.

[modest flume]

Boyardee?

[sly quest]

[analog temple]

My ogryn?

[sly quest]

Yes baby you’re so smart ✅

[analog temple]

His name is Chef

[sly quest]

My ogryn’s name is conquest

[modest flume]

I'm so lonely

[somber stream]

Cheesy, are you

[modest flume]

Cheesed to meet you

[analog temple]

Now I want grilled cheese

Am I an adult who can make grilled cheese or have I run out of bread?

[marsh iris]

cheesus crust

[modest flume]

You are an adult who can make grilled cheese

I believe in you, I know you can do it

[sly quest]

You don’t understand how bad I love that man. Genuinely prettiest boy ever

[somber stream]

Don't gave in to gluttony

[analog temple]

Don't speak too soon, I haven't checked the bread bin yet

[somber stream]

Embrace the comfort of the bed

[sly quest]

Im not even kidding. He’s so gorgeous to me.

[analog temple]

"Don't do gluttony; do sloth" — bitch, what if I want both?

[jaunty path]

what fictional character are we gushing for tonight.

[analog temple]

I am an adult who can get crumbs in her bedsheets

[marsh iris]

gloth

[somber stream]

gloth

I'm stealing that

[sly quest]

🥺🥺🥺… conquest…

[jaunty path]

[modest flume]

Crumbs in your bedsheets imply that it came from food, which means you made grilled cheese, which I knew you could do

I'm proud of you

[jaunty path]

or munching on shit in bed like a slob

[modest flume]

@dire kayak GETCHO ASS ON

[analog temple]

I still haven't checked the bread bin yet

These are Shrodinger's crumbs

[gloomy tartan]

I like mothra

🦋

[analog temple]

Perhaps I sit atop a throne of lies

[gloomy tartan]

She has twin fairy’s

That are allways hot

[somber stream]

Harry Potter and the Moldy Bread crumbs

[analog temple]

My empire built on falsehoods

[gloomy tartan]

And twin priestesses who are allways hot

[somber stream]

Or should i say, Bed crumbs

[hazy kestrel]

Ah yes, the “Quiet” butterfly.

[sleek harness]

Freaks

[gloomy tartan]

She’s not even quiet

Mothra is loud as fuck

She go BRRBRBBRBGMTMFKEOMEPCPC

[hazy kestrel]

Oh you

[gloomy tartan]

BWOEOOEOWOWOEOE

[modest flume]

Anything that is played by Tricia Helfer

[hazy kestrel]

I’m making a silly MGSV reference.

[sly quest]

https://tenor.com/view/metal-gear-solid-snake-big-boss-gif-12248663

[hazy kestrel]

Epic Embed Fail

[modest flume]

You up darkin yo tide?

[gloomy tartan]

Eating chimp

[modest flume]

fokin ell

[sudden pelican]

Anyone know how to make a character look like the cute girl in Morning star? The short hair girl on the terminal

[marsh iris]

snake embedding

[modest flume]

Look in the mirror

[somber stream]

Sister Prine?

[graceful hamlet]

That’s the neat part, you don’t

[somber stream]

There's like 2 usuable female hair in the game

[sudden pelican]

blushes

[modest flume]

Maelstrom 1-2

[somber stream]

The rest looks like stim-addicts

[analog temple]

I have checked the bread bin

[marsh iris]

cute "terminal" girl at the commissary

geddit? terminal?

like cancer

but servitorized

[modest flume]

Even in death her accent is still hot

[analog temple]

And it is filled with delicious seeded bread which will toast wonderfully

[gloomy tartan]

Somethin when I drink I think about making a funny character

Like a veteran Sabrina carpenter or something

[modest flume]

I KNEW IT

[somber stream]

Oh Terminal, the traitorous rat?

[gloomy tartan]

Or Michael Jackson

[modest flume]

BELIEVE IN THE ME WHO BELIEVES IN YOU

[somber stream]

How tf is that cute

[marsh iris]

terminalnator

[gloomy tartan]

Can someone make Michael Jackson in darktide

[graceful hamlet]

Darktide should be remade in anime graphics

[gloomy tartan]

Would he be a psyker?

[sly quest]

You can’t make shit in darktide.

[gloomy tartan]

For real lol

[graceful hamlet]

Mod Psyker’s venting shriek to make his “E Hee” sound

[sly quest]

They should add doomscrolling to discord.

[marsh iris]

sorry @sudden pelican i was just pooping about

[modest flume]

It isn't already in?

[stoic hollow]

I love this game man

[sly quest]

No

[stoic hollow]

I pay £12 for a new class with the DLC, try playing it, it's fun, but my guns just don't work anymore

Thank you :D

[marsh iris]

but does the game love you?

[somber stream]

Apparently not

[modest flume]

It's cute

because she thought she could be a traiot without repercussion

[jaunty path]

Discord meme channels.

[stoic hollow]

I cant post the clip here but my shots just pass straight through enemies

[sly quest]

WRONG ANSWER STRONGHOLD PFP HAVER

[stoic hollow]

El-Hajjaj is not pleased.

[sly quest]

They are stuck in 2016.

[marsh iris]

wait if some of our bullets pass through our friends then.....

[stoic hollow]

Friends...?

Heretics...?

[somber stream]

How is your ping situation?

[marsh iris]

😱

[twin flower]

Frenetics

[stoic hollow]

30ms on EU servers

[somber stream]

Very peculiar

[stoic hollow]

Is there anywhere here that supports attachments

[somber stream]

Not for you Greyname

Have to wait till you're ripe

[marsh iris]

red name + other channels

[blazing ibex]

Servers have been dying recently

[stoic hollow]

yeah i feel that

My friend had 9 backend errors in a row

[marsh iris]

9 backend, thats rough

[somber stream]

I get disconnected in my own home turf

Have to play with Asians to mitigate the issue

[marsh iris]

asian power

[twin flower]

[somber stream]

Though i heard if you VPN to UK, it gets smoother somehow

[marsh iris]

yeah thats me on mordhau

[somber stream]

Since Darktide's server is Amazon's or something

[twin flower]

Like paid VPN's?

[marsh iris]

yeaa

[somber stream]

I recommend Proton

[twin flower]

[somber stream]

(I'm not a bot)

[stoic hollow]

Yeah they use AWS iirc

[marsh iris]

oh proton VPN is nifty