general-chat

[hidden whale]

rawr

done

[tawdry edge]

Recently?

[somber stream]

Reminds me of that one lobster dinosaur in League of legend

[tawdry edge]

Because from what we saw when they revealed his design nothing of Vashtorr was mentioned

So hes more likely undivided still

[somber stream]

Kha'zith? Kha' something

[twin flower]

Lobster Dingo

Kha zix?

I still remember dear lwad

[somber stream]

No that's the cockroach

[hidden whale]

@sly quest post coward, ill react to YOU 😠

[twin flower]

Oh, uhh

[little marten]

Don’t hit me with no chaos undivided

Give me chaos multiplied

[twin flower]

Was it a jungle mob 🤔

[somber stream]

Top tank

Then somehow became mid AP

[tawdry edge]

Word Bearers

[somber stream]

Ult is consume

[stuck crescent]

Ok, the interview got deleted

Ignore what I said

[little marten]

Word bearers

All the words are slurs 💀

[twin flower]

Oh, Cho'Gath?

[tawdry edge]

Get shit on, loser

[hidden whale]

get ready to suffer

[stuck crescent]

Guess GW didn't agree with it

[somber stream]

Cho'gath!

[dire kayak]

word bears

[sly quest]

A PREGNANT MAN

[tawdry edge]

I am always right, see? Reality bent its knee to me

[drowsy lynx]

Gregnant

[sly quest]

STOP THIS MADNESS.

[stuck crescent]

NO

[tawdry edge]

Mpreg

[dire kayak]

gonna turn you into a beanbag chair

[sly quest]

Even you… goat?….

[acoustic pebble]

What madness? And no

[delicate vapor]

Could’ve been

[tawdry edge]

Mpreg is always funny

[delicate vapor]

A barking spider

[dire kayak]

this is true

[waxen sleet]

That... that is a visual

[sly quest]

My culture is not your funny

[tawdry edge]

Every culture is my funny

[stuck crescent]

Cau dy jops

[dire kayak]

god emperor, granteth me the strength to meow, the will to mrrp and the courage to purrrr

[stuck crescent]

Wot?

[twin flower]

Wuh

[hidden whale]

hmm

[waxen sleet]

Except American... bc we have no culture. /s

[lilac crag]

me

[tawdry edge]

9/11

[twin flower]

..bro really said that

[thick coyote]

Rek'sai?

[tawdry edge]

Am I wrong?!

[stuck crescent]

Ohio and flordia memes?

[dire kayak]

never

[sly quest]

Explain McDonalds

[tawdry edge]

It's like THE ONLY THING THE US HAS IN CULTURE

[twin flower]

yeah... a terrorist attack

[stuck crescent]

I like their food

[waxen sleet]

Sht, I forgot the /s

[twin flower]

lmaoo

[sly quest]

What about big milkshake burger fries icecream?

[cobalt wharf]

Um, cowboys, television, computer games, and spray paint.

[sly quest]

COMBO. By the way

[tawdry edge]

Hospital

[visual vortex]

Cars

Guns

Grills

[sly quest]

Mfs eat FRIES WITH ICECREAM

[visual vortex]

4th of july

[sly quest]

hopital

[dire kayak]

mmmmm

ice

[sly quest]

German

[waxen sleet]

Unironically, Cowboys are/were technically mexican

[sly quest]

Chinese

[sly quest]

German

[lean fable]

thats pretty easy, its basicly a fast food restaurant, where u can buy stuff like burgers, fries and other stuff, the neat part about it is the food isnt really but also not very cheap 😄 (sarcasm)

[tawdry edge]

Wasnt cowboys a colonized thing? Television isnt even american, biggest video games hits arent american

[lilac crag]

IT IS ME GRRGRRGGRGRGRGRGRGRGGRGRGR

[sly quest]

Not real

[visual vortex]

By grills i meant cookouts

[drowsy lynx]

Tbf that's more of a Wendy's thing and not a McDonald's thing. The frosty you dip in isn't real ice cream either, it's more like soft serve

[visual vortex]

Also by cars i meant developing the mass production of them through the assembly line

[dire kayak]

is me,,

[sly quest]

Thank you for explaining, super helpful and smart

[visual vortex]

Assembly line

[visual vortex]

🤤

[cobalt wharf]

That's a short memory. Go look up I Love Lucy

[drowsy lynx]

And at the time it was the only ice cream / milkshake type thing Wendy's offered so there was no doubling up on dessert items that way

[lean fable]

aöways happy to help ( just trying to be funny pls dont take offence) 😄

[dire kayak]

so real

[cobalt wharf]

dead by anecdote?

[sly quest]

I wanna try it actually, I love sweet n salty stuff

[delicate vapor]

Common

[sly quest]

Visiting soon

[twin flower]

craving some frois

[visual vortex]

Hi jawaj

Jawa

[drowsy lynx]

It's legit pretty good but you only need the smallest frosty for it really, you hardly scoop any up with a fry

[drowsy lynx]

Yo what's good fish man

[visual vortex]

I am

Thinking

[sly quest]

What if my fry… was 1 big fry

[dire kayak]

sweet and salty popcorn is GARBAGE

die

[fading otter]

DQ in my area just started an item where they give you super spicy chicken strips with soft serve ice cream to dip them in

Weird af

[lean fable]

bruh my sis does that, she dips her fries into the soft ice when at mc donalds or similar places, like wtf

[sly quest]

true… But fries w sweet stuff are good

[sly quest]

IT SOUNDS YUMMY

[twin flower]

I actually do this at Micky dee's too lmao

[sly quest]

Have you tried them?

[dire kayak]

it's not that bad but it's not much of an improvement imo

[stuck crescent]

What's a DQ

[twin flower]

Like their regular fries on their sundae ice cream?

its not that bad imo lmao

[loud lance]

I am starting to wonder if I actually have unlimited ammo with the helbore lasgun

[fading otter]

Dairy Queen

[lean fable]

nah if she wast my sister i wouldve thrown hands when i see that 😄

[fading otter]

Nah if I eat a sweet chili heat dorito it’s too much for me lmao not big spice man

[stuck crescent]

Ice cream place, I assume?

[sly quest]

Oh you wouldve hated me w my chicken n honey combo.

[fading otter]

Primarily but food too

[drowsy lynx]

Some locations have burgers and stuff too

[sly quest]

aw thats okay BUT IT SOUNDS SO GOOD I GOTTA TRY IT

[drowsy lynx]

They're called "grill and chill" locations

[visual vortex]

Grills

:droo

[stuck crescent]

That sounds neat

[visual vortex]

🤤

[stuck crescent]

DQ is neat

[waxen sleet]

And their secret lover is BK

[stuck crescent]

I shall try DQ next time I visit da's family

If there's DQ in Ohio

[sly quest]

Ohio

[cobalt wharf]

If the fries are salty enough, it turns what would be softserve icecream into salted unchurned goodness, all by dipping the fries into the softserve. Think things out before rushing to react.

[sly quest]

[waxen sleet]

They are everywhere, like Mcdonalds and Starbucks

[visual vortex]

The dairy queen and the burger king are destined to be wed

[twin flower]

Ohayo?

[visual vortex]

And have a daughter named wendy

[sly quest]

お氷魚

[stuck crescent]

I like it's flag

[sly quest]

ITS HAS ITS OWN FLAG?

[south valve]

Down in Ohio

Live like Ohio

[hidden whale]

honey butter chicken biscuit

[waxen sleet]

And their daughter, Wendy, shall inherit the throne... withnessed by Five Guys

[visual vortex]

Every state does dumbass

[sly quest]

With soda please

[south valve]

Yes of course, my honey butter chicken biscuit

[hidden whale]

i love five guys

[sly quest]

IM NOT AMERICAN

[south valve]

don't know where that came from, sorry

[visual vortex]

She shall have a clown named Ronald

[stuck crescent]

Is one of the few examples of a "swallow tail" design

[twin flower]

You like 5 dudes?

[visual vortex]

Okay

[sly quest]

oh

[visual vortex]

Trust me you didnt need to tell me

[waxen sleet]

Who keeps a Jack in a Box

[stuck crescent]

Gimme

[sly quest]

Bitch

[visual vortex]

Nah

Im a sorcerer

[hidden whale]

honey butter

chicken biscuit

[stuck crescent]

I want your honey butter chicken biscuit @south valve

Give

[stuck crescent]

Now

[drowsy lynx]

She honey on my butter til I chicken on her biscuit

[hidden whale]

she 6 on my 7 so I 8 her 9

[south valve]

I cast change you username to something stupid

[sly quest]

I want you as the new president

[visual vortex]

My name is stupid already

It means monster

[south valve]

Oh

peak

[stuck crescent]

I think it's neat

[visual vortex]

Cuz i am a MONSTER AT VIDEO GAMES

[south valve]

in what language?

[visual vortex]

👹

[visual vortex]

Irish i think idk

[hidden whale]

excellent. first executive order, mandated catgirl gfs for everyone

[visual vortex]

It chose me

[sly quest]

THANK YOU KING

[visual vortex]

Ill pass

[hidden whale]

youre welcome little chud

[stuck crescent]

In welsh, it would be anghenfil

[drowsy lynx]

I will claim this man's extra

[stuck crescent]

No thanks

[visual vortex]

forced relationships are more likely to end with both sides upset in the relationship

[lean fable]

i can finaly rest, thank you🫡😭

[drowsy lynx]

Also that guy's

[dire kayak]

[delicate vapor]

Could go McDonald’s

[lilac crag]

if only

[waxen sleet]

Based even out of context

[stuck crescent]

WE could go to McDonald's

[sly quest]

Can we get

Mchicken

[waxen sleet]

USSR Anthem Plays in Background

[delicate vapor]

Which variant

[stuck crescent]

It is a banger, ngl

[sly quest]

Chicken

[waxen sleet]

That and "Rasputin" are some the best forms of musical media to come from there...

[delicate vapor]

[stuck crescent]

Rasputin.....isn't Russia

That's German

Boney M. Is German

[cosmic burrow]

Rasputin by boney m

[waxen sleet]

Well, then only one good song comes from there then, not two.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NJh5idlanrc&list=RDNJh5idlanrc&start_radio=1

[sly quest]

Then why did the song say “in russia”

[delicate vapor]

[stuck crescent]

.....I like molchat doma, and some post soviet stuff (kino?)

[waxen sleet]

Not familiar... my ears have been filled with nothing but Kpop Demon Hunters, Pokemon, and White Girl music (Ke$sha, Cascada, etc.) lately.

[stuck crescent]

Fair

[hidden whale]

cascada is... white girl music...?

[sly quest]

Good. Good. Add jpop

[waxen sleet]

🎶 BECAUSE EVERY TIME WE TOUCH I GET THIS FEELING 🎶

[sly quest]

https://youtu.be/cFYA7iYRrdI?si=v8tRcYey65aFKiF8

Please

[hidden whale]

god this went hard as fuck in linkxzelda amvs when I was like 8

[stuck crescent]

https://youtu.be/yMNoXMl_PZs?si=vLQFzNP9xBpWt2q_

[waxen sleet]

All AMVs had this song, and went so hard in the early 2000s

[delicate vapor]

Ordered a mc spicy chicken meal

[waxen sleet]

Do not cite the deep magic to me, I was there when it was written

[stuck crescent]

Llongyfarchiadau

[sly quest]

HELL YAEEEAGAHHAHAHHAHHA

[hidden whale]

okay everyones spamming music

I get one too

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CaM0jQZwtho

[formal mortar]

What should I play as for my honour mode run in bg3 still havent finished one

[sly quest]

TEEKEN!?!??????

[stuck crescent]

Teeken

[formal mortar]

Authentic sky is cool but

[hidden whale]

say moonlit wilderness and I explode you

[formal mortar]

https://youtu.be/Lyi2tT3tiPU?si=_m36KZ5nVN46vCDl

I like this song more

[waxen sleet]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AYC2FUutdKA&list=RDAYC2FUutdKA&start_radio=1

Ke$ha anyone?

[sly quest]

GOAT GAOT GAOT

https://youtu.be/-dY4VxdMeC8?si=vX-XkAkro5Hiqs8H

LISTEN

[hidden whale]

oh okay. thats one of the best 2 songs from that game

[delicate vapor]

DAOT

[waxen sleet]

Dragon Age Origins T?

[sly quest]

Please listen to real white boy music

https://youtu.be/IsPFDzAGb4A

[stuck crescent]

We're spamming music now?

[sly quest]

Were exchanging music

[dire kayak]

id be insulted for my music

[waxen sleet]

I prefer this from his discography: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wmXQFwlD7vk&list=RDwmXQFwlD7vk&start_radio=1

[delicate vapor]

Close

[sly quest]

2000S WHITE BOY MUSIC YUMYUM

[delicate vapor]

Dw my music is pretty random

[hidden whale]

okay witness the best electronic song made this decade so far

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ABBpsy6rlVU

[delicate vapor]

I don’t have a set genre on listening to

[sly quest]

17 MINUTES HOLY FUCK

[waxen sleet]

My wife and I introduced alot of this to our sons... dance parties on slow or rainy days at home are the best lil uns.

[formal mortar]

Ah my phone data is getting low I cant click on all these

[sly quest]

Get them into jpop

[formal mortar]

I used to listen to a lot of perfume back in the day

[waxen sleet]

They love all the pokemon sound tracks... and this unironically:

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/YAa_DmNI7Ng

[dire kayak]

this is my favourite song
https://youtu.be/3iUgKH8c7p4?si=KlcEq47KWbwmjI3u

[hidden whale]

holy fk I was literally listening to dream fighter this morning

[sly quest]

YESSSSS I LOVE PERFUME https://youtu.be/CZa4fyhQXBc?si=wYoUGEFAr9e07KOt

SO GOOD

[formal mortar]

I remember in cars when they went to japan

[dire kayak]

i love how nakiso tunes miku

[formal mortar]

And they were playing perfume and i got to show my family some of their vids

[hidden whale]

I wondered what goobers favorite song could possibly be

I clicked it and saw miku

it shouldve been obvious

[formal mortar]

Miku is alright, just as with any vocaloid she needs the right tuning

[dire kayak]

[hidden whale]

i counter with teto

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sqK-jh4TDXo

[dire kayak]

some utau is better than some vocaloid i will say

[formal mortar]

I agree

I listened to a lot od 96neko

[dire kayak]

im not a big fan of kagamine len's voicebank tbh

[formal mortar]

Bought her music too

[hidden whale]

oh but this is my favorite song with miku https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HVybCUdRpzA

[dire kayak]

otomachi una is my favourite vb

[formal mortar]

When I get internet back ill have to go thru these

[hidden whale]

speaking of music, I got invited to a concert with with one of my best friends

I said yes because Im not saying no

but I listened to the artist... and its...

negative overlap with my taste

[dire kayak]

im going to a concert in november

it's all i think about half the time

[stuck crescent]

I just don't go to concerts anymore

[dire kayak]

my first concert is miku expo

[hidden whale]

my friend listens to something I can only call performative male music

[dire kayak]

oh....

[stuck crescent]

Broke my arm at last one

[dire kayak]

woah

what happened?

[hidden whale]

ill basically be going to a clairo concert

[dire kayak]

are you alright?

[hidden whale]

but its not clairo

[stuck crescent]

Big guy, huge guy, fell on it

[dire kayak]

ooooffff

[stuck crescent]

I am a small guy

Tiny guy

[hidden whale]

cute, even

snuggable, maybe

[stuck crescent]

My ex would disagree

ANYWAY

Yeah, concerts

[dire kayak]

i hope ill have a good time at miku expo

apparently glowstick prices there are pretty high

but im willing to pay any price for this for the praise it gets from my friends

[hidden whale]

I cant buy plushies

if I open that door I will lose all my money

[south valve]

Forfeit all possessions to fumo

you won't regret it :3

[dire kayak]

hopefully i can get helicopter miku there,,,,,,

[hidden whale]

goober

those are COMMAS

AAAAAAAAAH

[dire kayak]

miyabi

@lilac crag

miyabi spotted

[south valve]

Wait, true::::::

[stuck crescent]

Wot?

[marsh iris]

gonna embed myself into the sheets

🛌

[dire kayak]

helicopter miku is so based tho

[somber stream]

Embed deez

[dire kayak]

you pull the cord and the twin tails spin

it's so based

[little marten]

LICHT ARE YOU SAFE

[keen moon]

Fatshark drop leaks

[somber stream]

I'm playing barbie with my warframe

[little marten]

Ok based

Continue

[sleek harness]

Heard you clear and sound, macaroni

[south valve]

she twerkin

[delicate vapor]

[serene fern]

Skin 10 billion rejects

[drowsy lynx]

Cheese steak

[marsh iris]

dorok

[lilac crag]

good heavens

[south valve]

nom nom nom

[hidden whale]

alright so i could go for a barbecue bacon burger and a large order of fries and orange soda with no ice

[dire kayak]

miyabi

[hidden whale]

and a piece of hot apple pie

[serene fern]

Kill 10 billion cyber Mastiffs

[delicate vapor]

Vivian..

[delicate vapor]

Astra..

[lilac crag]

gong...

[serene fern]

They need to add triple T to this game

[vocal void]

How confirmed is admech?

[somber stream]

Behold, Necron Executioner Phillias
#zealot-class message

[dire kayak]

you're so mean nangonggggggg

[vapid matrix]

I got told you fighting battles in ur head?

[lilac crag]

spell dolphin

[twin flower]

beautiful

[hidden whale]

why is the necron hot

[somber stream]

Always has been

[delicate vapor]

Oh right gotta get McDonald’s soon

[amber delta]

can you get me nuggies

[hidden whale]

you could also make real food

that doesnt suck

and is cheaper

[delicate vapor]

No ingredients at all for now

[amber delta]

look at mr fun killer over here

[hidden whale]

I hate very specific fast food

[delicate vapor]

Let me enjoy my McDonald’s

[hidden whale]

mcdonalds being one of them

[dire kayak]

d.,,,, o,,,, l,,,, f,,

[amber delta]

I dislike about 90% of mcd menu

[lilac crag]

oh my gosh

[amber delta]

but the other 10 is very good

[dire kayak]

you're so meannnnn

[delicate vapor]

I only eat the mc spicy chicken that’s it

[delicate vapor]

[hasty sky]

John Fatshark called me today and said admech class is on its way

[dire kayak]

i do smart things all the time,,,,,

[amber delta]

such as

[hasty sky]

Which are

[lilac crag]

like what..

[amber delta]

like using a comma instead of a period

[lilac crag]

hey

don't diss comma

[hazy kestrel]

I had another revelation

[amber delta]

I apologise,,,

[lilac crag]

good,,,,,,

[dire kayak]

i can say words with every letter in the alphabet,,,,,

[hazy kestrel]

I feel…good I think

[vocal void]

Splendid

[vivid zinc]

Nah we getting a battle servitor

[hasty sky]

We gon eat good, I have a good feeling about dis. Been largely content with previous class dlcs so I see no reason not to be optimistic

[hazy kestrel]

I would actually just step away from Darktide for about a year if that happened lmao

[vivid zinc]

lol

[hazy kestrel]

I can only have so much disappointment

Expeditions has already made me take a break

[delicate vapor]

[vivid zinc]

expeditions are definitely meh

[hasty sky]

Same, not playing for a while too

[vivid zinc]

It's not that expeditions are bad. it's how they're implemented that's bad. It's bae bones effort.

[dire kayak]

sunna is my spirit animal

[hard gorge]

Im waiting to get food and this guy at the kitchen at the el Pollo loco is singing fucking beautifully

[hasty sky]

(Until whenever the summer update drops prolly)

[whole glade]

i love the lore and vibes of fallout yet fucking hate the gameplay

[vivid zinc]

Personally right now my darktide break involves copious amounts of diablo 4

[hard gorge]

Im talking like, Mexican soap opera style stuff

Its gorgeous

[hazy kestrel]

The Mexican chefs always live their best life

[hard gorge]

Thats how you know this food is gonna kick ass

[waxen sleet]

Return and suffer with us

[hazy kestrel]

My grandpa’s life is a bit of a soap opera

Let me tell you about it

[hard gorge]

Storytiiime

[vocal void]

I am sure that we will get it right along the leman russ escort mission and plague marine boss battle

[hazy kestrel]

So he grew up in a small town in Durango, and he was a bit of a player.

Everyone knew each other basically in that town, and the story goes that when he was dating my grandma, he had like 10 other different girlfriends

And his sisters were all telling him that he should marry my grandma.

[hasty sky]

We already have a leman russ escort mission 👺

[hazy kestrel]

He eventually did, but it’s wild that he was such a player back then.

I didn’t take my grandpa for being Mr Mexico-wide over here.

Anyways, that’s all I remember from what my Ma would tell me about it.

[tawdry edge]

I have an idea....

[dire kayak]

everyone to the bomb shelters

[hard gorge]

Apparently its a big thing in Latin countries too

To have mistresses and stuff

[hazy kestrel]

Oh :(

[hard gorge]

It makes for damn good drama though

[hazy kestrel]

Damnit, the French corrupted us

It’s so over

[hard gorge]

I think its a cultural thing, but I def havent heard about 10x side pieces lmao

[tawdry edge]

Not really that guy was just a sucker

[hazy kestrel]

All those years under the French rule fucked us up.

[hard gorge]

Your grandpa is fuckstrodinaire

[tawdry edge]

Here in Brazil people are killed over caught cheating

[hazy kestrel]

But yeah. I definitely don’t agree with his methods, and I’m surprised my grandma has stuck with him this long considering that this was basically an open secret for however many years.

[tawdry edge]

Older times people were more "okay" on women to be cheated on

[dire kayak]

woah

[tawdry edge]

My grandma is still together with my grandpa after actively cheating on her for years

Lul

[hazy kestrel]

They’re just built different back then I guess.

[tawdry edge]

Yeah i think yesterday apparently a guy was poisoned by his wife cause she found out he was cheating on her

[lilac crag]

most Romanian traditional songs are about this actually

it's very sickening

[hard gorge]

What a wild place Europe and south america are

[lilac crag]

and they're very popular and normalized to the point where the youth here finds it good to cheat on their early relationships and switch up when it gets boring

[tawdry edge]

Patriarchal built society

[hard gorge]

And you'd think itd be just an italian/French thing

[lilac crag]

I beat the brakes off of my friend when he told me to cover for him

[hard gorge]

Or like American cowboys

[lilac crag]

caught him with a girl by chance

[hard gorge]

As you should

[lilac crag]

it's just dumb

[dire kayak]

BASEDBASEDBASEDBASEDBASEDBASEDBASEDBASEDBASEDBASEDBASEDBASED

[lilac crag]

he lied to me about not being able to hang out cus he was with his gf

then I go out cus im bored at home

just to see him with

not his gf

[dire kayak]

i would've beaten him too

and i hate doing violence

[lilac crag]

that makes one of us

[waxen sleet]

If you do what you love for a living, you will never have to work a day in your life...

[hazy kestrel]

Hello? Based Department? Yeah, I want to tell you about someone who is really based.

[tawdry edge]

Boooooring

Violence is the answer to 90% of problems

[dire kayak]

i feel bad hurting people

[lilac crag]

thank u but it feels weird to be praised about it

[waxen sleet]

Based Department: Excellent argument, approved.

[hazy kestrel]

You did a good thing. You deserve praise

Simple as

[waxen sleet]

And for the other 10%... you just aren't using enough of it.

[lilac crag]

I say it as a point that cheating is vile and anyone doing it deserves anything coming to them from the ones they're closest with

[hidden whale]

based this based that

[hazy kestrel]

I agree

[hidden whale]

how about you based into a shower

[tawdry edge]

EXACTLY

[hidden whale]

(with me)

(uwu)

[twin flower]

[lilac crag]

I'm of the opinion that if your friends don't beat you up over actual hurtful behavior of other human beings then you have bad friends

[hazy kestrel]

No thank you please

[tawdry edge]

If you tried to siege a palace and it didn't work, YOU CLEARLY DIDN'T SIEGE IT WELL ENOUGH

[lilac crag]

broken record about me having glass stomped in my eye at an early age etc etc

[hidden whale]

wuh

[lilac crag]

use more than your voice to stand up for what you care about

[twin flower]

do you have an eyepatch now

[hazy kestrel]

Truth Nuke

[lilac crag]

no I just have to use make up

[twin flower]

on.. on your eye?

[lilac crag]

it scarred horribly and I hate looking at it

[hazy kestrel]

But you could rock an eyepatch. :(

[lilac crag]

around my cheekbone

my eye is

something

functional

i guess

[dire kayak]

metal gear rising

[twin flower]

Oh

[dire kayak]

metal deer

[hard gorge]

and you dont even know... my name...

[dire kayak]

id like looking at your face anyway

[waxen sleet]

Oda Nobunaga: "If one gun isn't enough, use two! If two is not enough, then use three!"

[hazy kestrel]

Smh, wrong song and wrong lyrics

[lilac crag]

statement denied

[dire kayak]

whyyyyyy

[hard gorge]

Shhhhh its 9:30am, I havent had breakfast and I just finished an exam

[lilac crag]

until I don't like my face no one's allowed to like it either

any debate will be met with violent swordfighting

[dire kayak]

hmpphhh

[twin flower]

En garde i say

[dire kayak]

i say too

[hazy kestrel]

Have at thee!

[twin flower]

Id liek to learn how to use a sword properly one day

[twin flower]

HEMA type shih

[hazy kestrel]

Crossbowmaxxing sounds cool

[twin flower]

I like the old ones more than the modern ones

[tawdry edge]

If three isn't enough then use a bomb

[hazy kestrel]

Same

[twin flower]

must be hell prepping it tho, or so ive heard anyway

[hazy kestrel]

Heavy crossbows are something else

[waxen sleet]

I was going for the Three Line Formation strategy... but bomb is good too

[twin flower]

beastly in its own right

[dire kayak]

metal deer

[lilac crag]

punch people you don't like

[hidden whale]

okay but what about when the people who dont like you punch you

[lilac crag]

punch people you don't like

[tawdry edge]

Punch back

[hidden whale]

but what if they can punch harder

[lilac crag]

gym

[hidden whale]

and are made of steel

[tawdry edge]

Or are you gonna stand there and act like aa BIITCH

[lilac crag]

gym

[vivid zinc]

mmm black truffle parmesan chips

[hazy kestrel]

Imma be real with ya pal, it’s not what you look like that counts or the scars that you carry, but your character and actions that determine whether other people see you as “attractive”.

[lilac crag]

I know this

[vivid zinc]

Partly true but c'mon. Looks do matter too lol.

[dire kayak]

yes

[lilac crag]

but that doesn't make it any better

[lilac crag]

ask anyone who knows me personally how i am as a person and theyll struggle telling you much

I like Darktide

that's kind of all

[vivid zinc]

The thing is almost everyone can look good with what they have. If they put the effort into it. Most 'ugly' people are only ugly for a lack of self care n' trying.

[dire kayak]

[hazy kestrel]

I also believe that scars are strength. I have plenty of mental scars. Yet I persist in spite of them. The persistence to keep going in spite of this physical or mental bs that life throws at us is what defines us, and of course how we go about dealing with life’s bs.

[twin flower]

[hazy kestrel]

Oh you, you’re ruining my motivational moment. >:(

[dire kayak]

i find it better to ignore my scars than address them

[hazy kestrel]

Festering scars aren’t good pal

[tawdry edge]

Smh smh weakling

[lilac crag]

punches you

[twin flower]

Are we talking actual scars

[lilac crag]

affectionately

[hazy kestrel]

Yes and no

[dire kayak]

my hardest punches barely hurt

[dire kayak]

[twin flower]

I got rammed over by a horse one time

dont ask how

[lilac crag]

I tank this

[tawdry edge]

I've gotten compliments about my punches when I used to train muay thai so im pretty confident

[lilac crag]

i did training as a kid but alot of my experiences were just street fistfights

[dire kayak]

they make me more likable and the crying and mental breakdowns they cause only push people away

[lilac crag]

because Romanian teenagers are fuckin

little devils

[tawdry edge]

I was in some street fights like thrice in my life and I won all of them somehow

I was always a big kid so

[dire kayak]

waow

[lilac crag]

I've lost count because people like to be homophobic at school and I was openly NB

[delicate vapor]

[tawdry edge]

Tbh I was always the biggest in class, both in height and weight

[vivid zinc]

NB in eastern europe sounds like a special type of hell NGL

[tawdry edge]

So me winning fights isnt that surprising

[lilac crag]

literally anyone wants to pick a fight about how you look or degrade you somehow

I ate shit and dealt shit

only good graces I got in high school was my current best friend

[hazy kestrel]

You need to address them pal

[lilac crag]

everyone else was just

pricky

[hazy kestrel]

Or your wounds will consume you

[vivid zinc]

Yeah kids can be cruel

[hazy kestrel]

Open wounds left to fester become infected

[dire kayak]

id rather they consume me than lose the people i love

[vivid zinc]

I'm just happy I'm not a kid anymore. I don't have much patience for cruelty.

[dire kayak]

better to just pretend everything is fine

[tawdry edge]

I never dealt or ate shit when growing up
Kept usually to myself when growing up and just fought when it was something directed at me

[hazy kestrel]

If they don’t care about your problems or trauma, do they really love you for who you are?

[tawdry edge]

Never cared to stand up for other ppl

Idk if it was lack of empathy or just not being aware

[delicate vapor]

[hazy kestrel]

Letting it fester is not good, I can speak from experience many times over pal

[lilac crag]

mix of both have caused me to have permanent damage

[hazy kestrel]

I became a bitter anxious wreck

[lilac crag]

no one stood up to help me

[hazy kestrel]

For 2 years

[dire kayak]

i wouldve

[lilac crag]

not sure about that

it was a classroom wide harassment when it happened

[dire kayak]

id take a bullet for you

[lilac crag]

not sure about that either

[dire kayak]

im sure about it

[vivid zinc]

I let my shit fester until I had a big ol' blowout and basically told everyone in my life to eat shit and die lol

[tawdry edge]

From a certain pov id get it if I'm in a class and people start ganging on someone else
But I'd try to get involved if I was personally close to that person
I just never felt like helping people I never knew when growing up

[vivid zinc]

To be fair though 98% of the people in my life deserved to be told off lol

and I'm much happier now

[dire kayak]

ive had those a few times

[lilac crag]

I'm on the opposite of that due to my own gripes

[dire kayak]

mostly because i was publicly suffering and nobody offered any comfort

[lilac crag]

I got into lots of fights about my own identity but I got into more when it came to defending classmates I had a semblance of care about

I figured if I have the strength to do it, I should

protection is what I would've wanted when I was harassed

[marsh iris]

emperor protects

[lilac crag]

and frankly I got uncomfortable about the idea there could be another incident like mine so I never let it happen

[tawdry edge]

Tbh I feel like I was just an asshole when I was younger and I think i still am, since i dont feel guilty about it

[marsh iris]

[dire kayak]

nobody really picked fights with me

never understood why

[stuck crescent]

Nearly got shanked once, that's about it

[lilac crag]

bad habits manifest in many ways

[delicate vapor]

Same here

[dire kayak]

ive witnessed multiple fights at my school but nobody even threatened to fight me

[tawdry edge]

I guess

[lilac crag]

as result of my own happenstances I find it impossible to open up to people about myself on a personal level or personal interests

[vivid zinc]

Same for the most part. I think in highschool I had one fight? And it was because some uppity pillhead for Jr. High wanted to be a big man in front of his friends. Being a tall dude with resting bitch face prevents most fights before they start lol

[lilac crag]

I find connection expending

socializing is a bother

nor do I believe in trust on a level that never goes down

[dire kayak]

[lilac crag]

ok

I will vent no more

hungy

[stuck crescent]

Eat

Consume

[dire kayak]

hugs you

[delicate vapor]

Still unsure for me but I did get along with everyone equally while everyone else didn’t with each other

[dire kayak]

there were some people that didn't like me

i guess im just not a fightable person

people will hurt me 0 hesitation though

there was one particularly traumatic time but i am absolutely not talking about that

[vivid zinc]

Back in school I had enough of everyone's shit. The kids, the teachers, the whole system was fucked and since it was a small town I took the 1st opportunity to get the fuck out before I got stuck there.

Turns out I was right to do that

[dire kayak]

i have to stay in school to get the career i want

epidemiology is so fascinating to me but aaauuggghhhh i hate school

[jaunty path]

Whats epidemiology

[vivid zinc]

Yeah school does suck lol, just finished some uni courses these last 2 years. Kind of happy to be looking for work again.

[dire kayak]

release me

[dire kayak]

study of diseases

[jaunty path]

[vivid zinc]

working = less time to smoke weed and yell at toxic nerds on Discord. Probably good for my mental health lol.

[jaunty path]

What happened

Beetle

[dire kayak]

terrify

[jaunty path]

Are u actually spooked by the sticker or

[vivid zinc]

The town I grew up in stagnated. No real growth no opportunities and lots of people got sucked into crime. Kind of weird for a suburban satellite town for a major city.

[hazy kestrel]

Gregor Samsa

[vivid zinc]

That beetle is kinda cute

[dire kayak]

nah im not

release me

[vivid zinc]

Time to watch some JJk and eat black truffle chips

[dire kayak]

there's no more muffins

gonna kms

[hazy kestrel]

I too have resting bitch face

Downturny mouth goes :(

[dire kayak]

release me

my resting face is a blank smile

[vivid zinc]

Less that for me and more like my eyebrows and eyes are pretty sharp features.

[hazy kestrel]

I can’t release you from a prison of your own making pal. :(

[delicate vapor]

spicy chicken burger time

[hazy kestrel]

Only you can break down the self imposed mental barriers and limitations

[dire kayak]

please it's been 3 years let me out of your basement

im trying to break down my mental barriers

[hazy kestrel]

Not funny. Didn’t laugh. :(

[dire kayak]

[hazy kestrel]

Well, you just need to ask yourself “why” they exist at all

The past is the past

It’s irrelevant

[vivid zinc]

That's because you don't have anyone in ur basement anymore

[hazy kestrel]

The future is unwritten, and irrelevant

The present and how you live it is all that matters

[hazy kestrel]

Your jokes make me sad

Because they’re unfunny

[dire kayak]

hrrrmmm

[hazy kestrel]

And weird

[vivid zinc]

My jokes are supposed to make me laugh, not you. :p

[hazy kestrel]

:(

[dire kayak]

i should make myself into an utau vb

cause im bored

[jaunty path]

Whats thst

https://youtu.be/3EPPDivc4FE

[hazy kestrel]

Missus

[south jetty]

huge fan

[jaunty path]

Hi personman

[hazy kestrel]

I had a strange dream. You should interpret it

[jaunty path]

Go nuts

Shoot.

[south jetty]

I hope there were no rabid animals involved

[hazy kestrel]

Oh, I was just gonna tell you too look back into the comment chain lol

I talked about it 2 hours ago

[hazy kestrel]

Not that I could see

[jaunty path]

Were you in hell again

[hazy kestrel]

No

I was in a spooky forest with a shadow gnome thing to start with

[south jetty]

I wanna go to hell in my dreams but that might just be the cities I end up in set at night to orange street lights

[jaunty path]

[vapid matrix]

No no

[hazy kestrel]

Just read the comment chain lmao

[delicate vapor]

[vapid matrix]

Missus

[vivid zinc]

I'm not entirely unconvinced this isn't hell and we're not all dead n' just don't know it lol

[hazy kestrel]

I don’t want to type it all again

[vapid matrix]

Elios

[dire kayak]

if i could lucid dream i would never wake up

[hazy kestrel]

I do not recommend it

[vapid matrix]

Have u tried before?

[dire kayak]

ive tried

[waxen sleet]

How do you know you're not already within a Dream?

[hazy kestrel]

You can’t feel pain in a dream

In real life you can

[waxen sleet]

How do you know?

[hazy kestrel]

Because I do

[jaunty path]

Personman what the actual fuck

[hazy kestrel]

It gets worse

[dire kayak]

[waxen sleet]

It was actual cannibal Shia Lebouf?

[hazy kestrel]

I don’t know

[stuck crescent]

Classic

[hazy kestrel]

I think it was another demon

[stuck crescent]

Was it a krieg?

[jaunty path]

Can you. For one night. Not be visited by cryptids

[brave slate]

Damn. Everyone is trying to buy the new Steam controller. Payment page is throwing constant errors

[hazy kestrel]

I don’t think so

[jaunty path]

[delicate vapor]

[jaunty path]

Mfs a beacon in the warp

Isg

[waxen sleet]

His dreams, his rules, his... cryptid?

[hazy kestrel]

I also was paid a visit by a biblically accurate angel thing with 6 wings and eyes everywhere, with circles of eyes

[jaunty path]

Close your third eye PLEASE

[hazy kestrel]

And an eye for its “face”

Too late

[brave slate]

My hungry ass read this as "bacon in the wrap"

[hazy kestrel]

I’ve entered the Mansus under the guidance of the Watchman

[jaunty path]

[hazy kestrel]

I have found the light that is emitted from a fiercer place

[jaunty path]

That shadow gnome sounds sick asr honestly

Keep a dream journal

[hazy kestrel]

Keep reading

[jaunty path]

Why were all of you watching football bruh

[hazy kestrel]

Wait till you get to its fight with skinwalker jesus

I don’t know

[delicate vapor]

[dire kayak]

personman

[delicate vapor]

mcdonalds sprite destroyed me

[tawny juniper]

All condom protect.
The Emperor protects.
Therefore, The Emperor is condom.
Is this reasoning sound, chat?

[dire kayak]

[delicate vapor]

[dire kayak]

you don't want to know my response to that

:3

[south valve]

Money

[south jetty]

I wish I was there instead of you

[hazy kestrel]

But why

[south valve]

I fear for the answer

[south jetty]

Only hot bitches know

[hazy kestrel]

Do not the biblically accurate angel

Please

[jaunty path]

But shes such a baddy in hazbin hotel

(Not even, they're all skinny as shit)

Not even fat

No volume to those mfs

[dire kayak]

what's your opinion of demiurges

[waxen sleet]

That's bc Helluva Boss is superior

[jaunty path]

Idk

Feels more or less the same

[delicate vapor]

[waxen sleet]

Fair enough...

[hazy kestrel]

You all scare me sometimes lmfao

Too freaky

[jaunty path]

Boooo

[south valve]

"Biblically accurate angel"
Looks inside
Humanoid

[south jetty]

Battlemechs, Chimera tanks, Baneblades, Valkyrie dropships, biblically accurate angels... It doesn't matter

[jaunty path]

Its what we have

[dire kayak]

technically humanoid angels are biblically accurate

[south valve]

I guess

[dire kayak]

angels do appear to mortals in human form unless they come bearing responsibility

[south jetty]

also if the gnome was aggressive and you live in or near any wilderness or groves, you might have pissed off the fae somehow

[jaunty path]

Tfw I feel like I've done nothing except I've actually done things

[dire kayak]

the ones you really need to be scared of are seraphim

[hazy kestrel]

No, the gnome demon thing was telling me to read books on Hermeticism

[dire kayak]

they're the typical biblically accurate angel

[hazy kestrel]

A heretical book

[dire kayak]

did i appear in your dreams

[jaunty path]

LOL

[delicate vapor]

[dire kayak]

i was talking about hermeticism with you before

[vivid zinc]

my cat literally just stole the buttered lettuce out of my sandwich lol

[south valve]

So real honestly

[south jetty]

me too since I worked today

who up being forklift certified

[hazy kestrel]

No

[jaunty path]

Am I in your dreams yet

Uh oh psychic attsck time

[south valve]

I will be in your dreams

mark my words

[south jetty]

One time I met Lilith in my dreams

[waxen sleet]

Or telling you to look into Paracelsus' stuff

[hazy kestrel]

I don’t know who that is, and this is a good thing that I am ignorant

[hazy kestrel]

No

[jaunty path]

Knowledge is a blessing personman

[south jetty]

you want to study Hermeticism sooooo bad

[jaunty path]

Consume the book

[south jetty]

you want knowledge

[marsh iris]

dear god i cant sleep, hungry

[hazy kestrel]

You’re the faceless police that took away the pig man, clearly.

[south jetty]

read the book
you want to read

[jaunty path]

Tzeench is NOT in chat ;)

[south jetty]

Eat

[marsh iris]

🛏️

[hazy kestrel]

No

[south valve]

Yes

[south jetty]

yeah IDK who that even is

[south valve]

was I handsome in your dream?

[hazy kestrel]

No you had no face

[marsh iris]

hey budy

[south jetty]

this would be an upgrade on most things

[south valve]

I'll take it 😎

[jaunty path]

Chaos god of knowledge, change and deception

[south jetty]

Hey BUDDY

[south jetty]

nuh uh

[south jetty]

https://tenor.com/view/rusty-armored-core-6-ac6-hey-buddy-gif-16826584190554997879

[waxen sleet]

The Father of Modern Alchemy, German Renaissance

[hazy kestrel]

Oh

[jaunty path]

If only you could judge books by their cover

[jaunty path]

I wanna read chaos books but unsure which are good

[ebon trail]

Is there any fast way to level to 30

[south jetty]

there would be more books with badass dragons and bugs and werewolves

[jaunty path]

Speed through rolling steel

[bitter matrix]

JUDGE? LIKE THE ZEALOT??? DARKTIDE REFERENCE????

[dire kayak]

you wanna know what a demiurge is so bad

[jaunty path]

The mission is like 6 to 7 minutes long

[south jetty]

What makes you think I don't know

[waxen sleet]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paracelsus#

This guy^ a lot of his work lay the foundations for modern chemistry and medicine

[ebon trail]

Thank you, guessing it's an expedition mission

[marsh iris]

wasabi potato chips..

[jaunty path]

No its timed

Its a straight line

[south jetty]

yum

[hazy kestrel]

Looking back, the weird biblically accurate angel thing reminded me of something I read on the Panopticon

[dire kayak]

ultrakill reference

you shall do as an appetiser

[delicate vapor]

[hazy kestrel]

I didn’t take you to be a Red Grail devotee

[dire kayak]

you know what they say

[marsh iris]

burning my nostrils ought to put me to sleep right

[dire kayak]

you are what you feet

i mean eat

fuck

[marsh iris]

better than hungrr

[vivid zinc]

Biblically accurate anything should terrify the shit out of people. Modoern christianity is watered down. The early stuff is wild and not in a good way lol.

[south jetty]

Freudian slip, some old-fashioned geezers would say

[hazy kestrel]

It was surprisingly comforting

Just took away all the phantasms of the mind and the defences of their shadows

[south jetty]

Some people just aren't afraid

[dire kayak]

i like the old testament

[south jetty]

I haven't had a sleep paralysis demon since I was a teenager because I'm not afraid

[dire kayak]

ive never had sleep paralysis

[south jetty]

I get it only if I sleep on my back, which is apparently common for certain people

[vivid zinc]

The old testament is crazy. Genocide, infantcide, patricide/matricide...all the cides.

And the scary part is in the old testament God is responsible for a lot of those 'cides lol

[round horizon]

my god is there a mod to stop the npcs talking at the mourningstar? they won't stop talking

[cosmic burrow]

there is

i think

[jaunty path]

My brain feels so groggy

Augh.

Never again

[vivid zinc]

Recovering from ur bday week? lol

[south jetty]

can't wait to take a nap outside

[jaunty path]

No more like stupid decisions from last night

[cosmic burrow]

bugs will cover you

[jaunty path]

Never. Again.

[south jetty]

and that's fine

[dire kayak]

ur an ork player (derogatory)

[jaunty path]

I need a shower when I get home. Will probably clear my head

[south jetty]

I let wasps land on me all the time

[jaunty path]

It's been like this since this morning

Ack.

[vivid zinc]

Hangovers are the worst

[jaunty path]

Yeah

[hazy kestrel]

I’m surprised you didn’t have a hangover dream lol

[jaunty path]

If I did I don't-

Hmm

Details are dodgy

Can't remember anything

But anyway

Im not drinking tonight at all

No sir

[vivid zinc]

xD

[cosmic burrow]

missus you need to evolve and become a party animal

[vivid zinc]

I might drink, have some cider left over and it won't get me sloshed

[delicate vapor]

more beer for me

[jaunty path]

Not as much as last night but out of principles sake

I should not

[dire kayak]

you were talking about how cute cats and dogs were

[jaunty path]

I know

[dire kayak]

[jaunty path]

I like animals a lot

[lilac crag]

you made me annoyed

[marsh iris]

still balls coldd in noo york?

[jaunty path]

Not rlly

[dire kayak]

i have been custodian of this relic for

[vivid zinc]

I like animals a hell of a lot more than people...and I eat animals

[lilac crag]

what's that mean..

[stark bobcat]

and I eat people, we are not the same

[jaunty path]

Oh the shield thing

Yea its an idea for sure

[lilac crag]

ah huh

[dire kayak]

im gonna steal you,,,

[lilac crag]

I'll kill you

[delicate vapor]

[jaunty path]

Its the

[lilac crag]

shut up

[jaunty path]

Idea of all time

[lilac crag]

I hope your head blows up

[dire kayak]

[jaunty path]

Nah id tank it

[dire kayak]

me next me next

[delicate vapor]

o deer

[lilac crag]

please

strike missus down

[drowsy lynx]

Saw you posting last night and thought right away "this greasy lil goblin definitely got their hands on some booze"

[dire kayak]

absolutely not

[lilac crag]

geniunely detonate her

[dire kayak]

i like missus

[tight pine]

Wot?

[jaunty path]

How could you tell

[lilac crag]

you talk funny

[lilac crag]

I wish I didn't know when you were and weren't drunk