general-chat

[somber stream]

Wow

Hardcore!

[tired steeple]

hardcore to the mega!

[gloomy tartan]

You wake up and 10 years have passed your in Europe you have blonde hair tattoos and a mechanic shop you own along with photos from your time treasure hunting

[somber stream]

Yeah!

[tired steeple]

skibidee, skibidanger. I am the rearranger

[ripe tangle]

“You were supposed to give me hashbrowns with my breakfast! Instead you gave me toast!” this happened 15 years ago… my ghostly self just never gets over it

[woven sigil]

Sounds like fun

[tired steeple]

wait is hash browns like a breakfast food

[gloomy tartan]

Exactly

[wintry fog]

The Haunting of Ashley's Ass

[tired steeple]

we've had them as like lunch or on the sides for dinner

[wintry fog]

from the creators of Hill House

[gloomy tartan]

They’re associated with breakfast but you can eat them whenever

[jaunty path]

turning into a ghost just turns you into the most petty motherfucker huh

[somber stream]

A not very live documentary

[tired steeple]

huh. I see

[ripe tangle]

it can

[gloomy tartan]

Imagine a dinosaur ghost

[tired steeple]

that's in a comic

[gloomy tartan]

Like it’s a ghost trex

[tired steeple]

I forget which one

[gloomy tartan]

And he’s all mad

[tired steeple]

but there's a guy with ghost powers and shit so he makes a dinosaur ghost

[gloomy tartan]

How do you help a trex ghost pass on

[woven sigil]

Nah, I'd be a chill ghost and mostly just wander about, unless I got the opportunity to make someone piss their pants ofc, just because it'd be funny

[astral basin]

Biscuit n hash
Means something totally different to the brits here

[gloomy tartan]

Like how do you help a trex find closure

[tired steeple]

give it a snack

[ripe tangle]

would dinosaurs theorhetically be like giant chickens?

Could I deep fry a dinosaur and make it taste like giant KFC?

[wintry fog]

be his arms?

[tired steeple]

depends on the dinosaur

[woven sigil]

🤔

[gloomy tartan]

Chickens are closest to trex

[tired steeple]

most of them are like birds so it'd be gigantic poultry yeah

but like

do people eat reptiles?

[gloomy tartan]

Hawks and falcons to raptors

[somber stream]

Carnivore generally taste like ass so no

[tired steeple]

and does it actually taste good?

[jaunty path]

top 10 things the government hides from you

[gloomy tartan]

Birds are related to the theropod dinodaurs

[wintry fog]

Yeah

[tired steeple]

huh, I see

[ripe tangle]

bastards!

[tired steeple]

yeah guess you could then

[gloomy tartan]

The herbivores might taste good

[tired steeple]

try and eat an arthroplura

[woven sigil]

What happened to trying anything once?

[gloomy tartan]

Imagine a dinosaur leather jacket

That shit wouel look so fucking tough bro

[ripe tangle]

ngl I would totally eat a dinosaur

just to try it

[woven sigil]

Yeah same ngl

[gloomy tartan]

A rubber type Dino

[somber stream]

Then it’s fine. It’s the thing they consume regularly that matter

[gloomy tartan]

Galimimus

[ripe tangle]

I imagine it would taste similar to chicken except maybe gamier?

[gloomy tartan]

Struthiomimus

[tired steeple]

If dinosaurs were still alive I'd buy a raptor head and wear it on my shoulder like thragg in invincible and pretend I'm hte one who killed the raptor it belonged to

[gloomy tartan]

Either the runners or the duck billed ones

Those would be best for eating

[astral basin]

Top 20 reasons you should mistrust your neighbors
#1: they want your bread

[woven sigil]

Given they're related to birds, but are significantly more sizable, I envision a weird cross between chicken an beef in terms of flavour

[gloomy tartan]

The is duck billed herbivores would be like giant cows

The runner herbivores would be like ostriches

[somber stream]

I’m thinking Kangaroo

[jaunty path]

you people make me hungry

[gloomy tartan]

Aka struthiomimus and galimimus

[ripe tangle]

I like how just about everyone here is at least a little bit insane and/or autistic.

[tired steeple]

pfft

yeah

[ripe tangle]

it makes me feel better about myself

[gloomy tartan]

Dude

[woven sigil]

Keep meaning to try that actually, its the local Aldi

[gloomy tartan]

Turok

I’d make a turok trex

[tired steeple]

turok's getting a reboot or something

[gloomy tartan]

With the flame throwers

[jaunty path]

nah lucia ur the strangest person here

[gloomy tartan]

Missile launchers

[jaunty path]

weirder than me

[gloomy tartan]

All that

I’d make that

[ripe tangle]

how am I weird?!

I’m totally normal and stuff

[gloomy tartan]

A trex with missile launchers and Machine guns and flamethrowers is objectively peak

[somber stream]

Tried, nothing special imo

[jaunty path]

nah ur super duper weird

[woven sigil]

You are literally taking part in Darktide general. What isn't weird about that?

[somber stream]

Oh wait, take this. Crocodile meat

[jaunty path]

and im super duper normal

😎

[gloomy tartan]

Hey

[ripe tangle]

TRUUUUUUUUUUUE damn you got me good.

[gloomy tartan]

What dinosaur would be the most useful

[brave slate]

Ever since I read Jurassic Park as a kid I wanted a Procompsognathus

[gloomy tartan]

Like for our society

As humans

[wintry fog]

can confirm, got the ASD

[gloomy tartan]

Wouel it just be a herbivore for food?

[tired steeple]

trike maybe for carrying shit around

[jaunty path]

tf is that

[gloomy tartan]

Dino poop might be great plant fertilizer

Might help with agriculture

Never know

[woven sigil]

Huh, thats a shame, still, will try it at somepoint, croc I'm not so sold on, plus, where do you even get croc meat

[tired steeple]

the quetzalotl is satan btw

[gloomy tartan]

The way a trike can move its neck is insane

[tired steeple]

just letting you all know

[gloomy tartan]

The neck muscles are so crazy

[ripe tangle]

why is it always the Youmu Fumos that get abused?!

[astral basin]

Thats just lizard on a stick
Kangaroo meat

[tired steeple]

I've not heard of this

[somber stream]

I recall having Croc meat while in Cambodia, it's the closest thing you can get to a dino meat.

[gloomy tartan]

Compys from Jurassic park

[brave slate]

Tiny lil chicken sized fella. A scavenger. In the book they're written to have a venomous bite

[tired steeple]

what could their necks do

[gloomy tartan]

A paralyzing bite

[woven sigil]

Thats true to be fair. Was it any good?

[somber stream]

The taste is somewhere between pork and chicken, subtly sweet

[gloomy tartan]

The venom slowly paralyzed you

More bites it works faster

So a pack can eat you alive

[somber stream]

I can have it on my daily diet tbh

[woven sigil]

I'll be honest, that does not sound appetizing

[ripe tangle]

I’ve eaten alligator… and snake.

and shark

[brave slate]

Was it fat?

[somber stream]

Pork and chicken is like top 2 best and most consumed meat world wide

[gloomy tartan]

Very unique neck muscles

[astral basin]

Ive eaten none of it

[tired steeple]

weirdest thing I ate was flies and bugs

[gloomy tartan]

Why it was hard to get behind it

[jaunty path]

im

hungry

[ripe tangle]

no, just chewy

[jaunty path]

also

you mean shark fin?

[gloomy tartan]

It’s nearly impossible to get behind a trike from the front

[woven sigil]

Sure, but together and slightly sweet? Nah I'm good. Particularly when it comes to the latter part

[ripe tangle]

it waa shark fron the Asian market

[gloomy tartan]

They can swivel the neck fast and accurately

Like crazy fast for the head size

[jaunty path]

what part of shark

[astral basin]

Ngl snake meat seems the least appetizing to me between allidile and shark

[somber stream]

You don't like sweet? tf

[woven sigil]

Not particularly, no

[somber stream]

Ehhhh

[ripe tangle]

Idk, we put it in soup

[astral basin]

Barbecue sweet 🤔

[jaunty path]

what did it taste like

[woven sigil]

Natural yogurt with a small amount of honey in it is about as sweet as I can tolerate on a normal basis

[ripe tangle]

chewy

[brave slate]

Looks like you'll never be a Snaaake eateeeeeerrr 🎵

[ripe tangle]

and kinda meaty

and fishy

[somber stream]

I see

I have a very sweet tooth

[astral basin]

What came first, Clouds 59 floors or Snakes ladder of kojima?

[loud lance]

Are there any ogryn cosmetics for expeditions? Looks like everything is for my veteran but nothing ogryn

[woven sigil]

Snake being fishy isnt a massive surprise given man of them eat fish as part of their diet

[gloomy tartan]

I found why triceratops had a cool neck

Triceratops possessed a unique, highly flexible neck joint characterized by a large, ball-and-socket connection at the base of the skull, allowing for nearly (360^{\circ }) rotational movement. This adaptation allowed them to easily pivot their heavy heads up, down, and sideways, aiding in both defensive maneuvering and specialized feeding behaviors.

[woven sigil]

Is that the last one left on account of it? 😄

[gloomy tartan]

Most flexibility out of any ceratopsians

[astral basin]

I am suddenly reminded of the many million mile elevators in dark souls

[gloomy tartan]

So it had insane flexibility and neck muscles connected to its back to allow lighting fast reaction

[somber stream]

A manner of speech, my teeth is perfectly maintained

[gloomy tartan]

So trikes were a bitch to fight up front

[woven sigil]

I'm just winding you up lmao, wish I could say the same lul

[brave slate]

I have been out of the loop with dinosaur news. Are they confirmed feathered or is it still only a theory?

[gloomy tartan]

They easily reacted and repositioned the horns at attackers

[somber stream]

Corpo package covers mostly everything, it's great

[gloomy tartan]

Some are confirmed to have feathers many had feathers as young and lost them

The feathers they had are usually more like hairs

[woven sigil]

Aye if you can get dental and healthcare through your job, i guess thats a good thing. No idea how Germany operates with that sort of thing though

[somber stream]

You pick the package you want at a private clinic

[gloomy tartan]

Hey guys if I was possessed by some alien or soemtning wouel you please explode me

[somber stream]

And give the details to your employers, they handle the rest

[jaunty path]

no

[gloomy tartan]

What do you mean no

[jaunty path]

I will find out how to be abducted by the xenos

[gloomy tartan]

Why do I have to suffer

[woven sigil]

That sounds very free of friction. Common German social W

[wintry fog]

I'm afraid there's lots of freaks out there who will pay top dollar for an alien.

[gloomy tartan]

Wow

You know what would be a funny concept

[woven sigil]

Pass on the knowledge if you do, be nice to get off this rock

[gloomy tartan]

When they captured all the Dino’s in jursssic park 2

Being a Dino avoiding assholes with tranq guns trying to take you to San Diego for a zoo

I DONT WANNA ENTERTAIN PEOPLE

[gloomy tartan]

I would feed aliens Dairy Queen

[ripe tangle]

you ever consider the fact we as a species live on a planet, a rock floating through space build cities and structures and stuff that manipulte the world’s surface and air, and think about how weird it is that we even do that?

[wintry fog]

A movie about an alien coming here to abduct people but instead he gets abducted by a weirdo fetishist.
Kinda like The Black Phone but more bizarre

[woven sigil]

We are the universe experiencing itself subjectively

[gloomy tartan]

Why don’t we trade and barter anymore

That seems simpler

Why do I need money

[ripe tangle]

Well reality bites!

[gloomy tartan]

I should be able to pay with lemons

Take my lemons

[jaunty path]

inflation enjoyers when they realize the universe is forever expanding forever

[wintry fog]

Ease of exchanging the value of products without the products themselves.

[jaunty path]

[gloomy tartan]

Shut up take my lemons

[jaunty path]

Everything should be free

[woven sigil]

Don't remind me

[jaunty path]

I dont wanna work for anything

[gloomy tartan]

Except my lemons

Work for my lemons

[wintry fog]

you lemon stealing hussy

[gloomy tartan]

That’s a new insult

I’m saving that in my brain

[jaunty path]

ajhdefuip9w

[woven sigil]

For the one singular time in life you'll be able to use it in context

[wintry fog]

It's actually 'lemon stealing whore', but that can come off as abrasive to anyone who doesn't get the reference

[delicate vapor]

[gloomy tartan]

Once a kid offered me and my grandpa a chicken

We were walking my dog

[astral basin]

Pooping manipulates the worlds surface and air
Its not that deep

[gloomy tartan]

Little Hispanic boy

was just holding a chicken

[brave slate]

That's ancient wisdom at this point

[somber stream]

I don't get this, please elaborate

[jaunty path]

I dont think I was ever a fan of savant psykers voice

[ripe tangle]

what if it turns out life in the universe is actually extremely common and EVERYWHERE and our Solar System is just such a small insignificant speck that we basically haven’t even looked beyond the equivalent of a nanometer in our own Galaxy, but life is actually about as common in space as it is in our ocean… and that the only thing we actually have that is unique to us is like… building cities and polluting our own world and stuff, noone else does it apparently.

[elder merlin]

How dare he

[wintry fog]

You should google it if you aren't at work

[gloomy tartan]

What if were like a preserved species

Like gated off

So aliens don’t horny us

[obsidian wren]

Isnt that the one that spams the beloved button

[elder merlin]

I'd believe it

[gloomy tartan]

We’re protected from galactic gooners

[jaunty path]

no savant is the very obvious accent

I never liked it

[woven sigil]

Where there is one instance of something, there is another. It would be foolish to think and would be highly unlikely that we're the only form of life to have reached this point

[jaunty path]

never clicked for me

[loud lance]

How do you get 18 grid points for expeditions, there are only 7 points on the map

[jaunty path]

never made me feel right.

[gloomy tartan]

Like the dumb Bigfoot is hidden in alien reserves idea

[jaunty path]

You suffer.

[gloomy tartan]

Do more expeditions

Do more

[loud lance]

Do more than 7 show up evenetually?

[gloomy tartan]

I assume

[wintry fog]

Everyone is secretly an animatronic and you're like, one of 12 existing humans, and this is all a complex habitat in an alien super zoo.

[gloomy tartan]

The Grif points be changing

[obsidian wren]

im ngl i am likely not touching expeditions again

[gloomy tartan]

Now I’m worried

I would hate that

[ripe tangle]

Aliens reach us and immediately assume we’re barbarians

[jaunty path]

Oh you mean the necrons

idk

[loud lance]

Really? I find them kinda interesting

[gloomy tartan]

Finding a anamatronic sucks

[jaunty path]

the necrons are kinda cooked..

[ripe tangle]

it turns out they’re correct

[gloomy tartan]

Because then you wonder who is a anamatronic

[obsidian wren]

Expeditions is SO underwhelming

[woven sigil]

I mean... understandable tbh

[jaunty path]

no its awesome cuz its toy chica

[woven sigil]

We're not exactly a pleasent species

[gloomy tartan]

Bro imagine you find out your girk friends a robot

[obsidian wren]

I know what you are

[loud lance]

Do kinda wish I could queue up for multiple grid points but not all grid points though

[jaunty path]

I dislike expeditions because its a dogshit mode and requires me to stick together with the team

[gloomy tartan]

Not really

Just don’t get hit by a trapper

[loud lance]

There are multiple I would do but not the first one. I want to avoid players completely unaware of it now

[jaunty path]

No, objectives arent what make the game fun, the killing is what makes this game fun

[woven sigil]

Though saying that. Humanity has created some wonderful things, like art and music, its just a shame we have such a penchant for killing one another

[jaunty path]

I dont like expeditions and we dont need expeditions

[somber stream]

Oh so it's porn, i thought it would be something more ancient and grandeur

[jaunty path]

anyone who enjoys expeditions will get tired of expeditions

[gloomy tartan]

It’s for people who like to speed run objectives

[jaunty path]

expeditions has zero value

[gloomy tartan]

But I like it

[jaunty path]

no value at all.

[wintry fog]

Well it's the intro to one, which is famously funny because it doesn't take itself seriously at all.

[loud lance]

Probably, but I don't have to only play expeditions. Its a nice change up from regular missions

[obsidian wren]

Expeditions genuinely feel so easy because of the massive amount of space you can just run around

[gloomy tartan]

They’re fun

[jaunty path]

scientifically impossible

[woven sigil]

Yeah, I like expeditions tbh

[gloomy tartan]

I enjoyed it

[wintry fog]

Kind of like the Bane porn that was written by 4chan and actually got made.

[gloomy tartan]

The new items

[ripe tangle]

“So you want to avoid the Sol System.” Said the alien, the other asked “Why?” And the first one says, “There’s a planet there inhabited by a bunch of Primates, they’re REALLY Hostile, just don’t bother with them.”

[jaunty path]

expeditions is the most dogshit mode to ever exist

[somber stream]

I won't be digging too far into this and just make one up by myself and laugh about it

[woven sigil]

It's just ultra-violence, but desert shaped rather than corridor shaped

[gloomy tartan]

What if the dinosaurs killed like a billion aliens before they he died

[jaunty path]

I cant beleive shitshark wasted their fucking time on this mode when they could be making brand new fucking missions.

[gloomy tartan]

And that’s why aliens avoid us

[jaunty path]

Play

[obsidian wren]

They took an amazing gamemode from vermintide and turned it into slop in darktide

[jaunty path]

your fucking game

you competent fucking company.

[gloomy tartan]

Imagine a fossil of a Trex killing a alien ripping it out of a UFO

[somber stream]

"I will steal this guy's lemon, because i crave lemonade"
gets caught in the act
"You lemon stealing whore! Time to pay your due"
corn starts

[wintry fog]

They should have worked on genestealers instead.

[loud lance]

Do wish I didn't have to play with so many bots though

[woven sigil]

That's the saddest part really innit. If aliens ever did make it here, they'd be acutely aware that we'd soon as kill them as even try to talk with them

[gloomy tartan]

Fuck that would be the coolest thing ever

[jaunty path]

I dont give a fuck about balancing. I dont fucking care. if I dislike how someone plays I can just deliberately murder them in game

like smite

you cant justify smite

if i dont like you

i can just barrel you

[gloomy tartan]

A UFO found and it’s alongside a Trex fossil ripping a alien out of the UFO lol

[jaunty path]

barrel, off the map, done, no more

[gloomy tartan]

I would explode from joy

[jaunty path]

expeditions has no value at all whatsoever. I hate expeditions I hate having an empty, nothing burger mode

[ripe tangle]

You can literally see hostile borders and war zones from Space

[obsidian wren]

Me when the smyker is the only thing saving us from dogshit havoc modifiers that make the game near unplayable for NO FUCKING REASON:

[jaunty path]

I hate that fatshark shamelessly reset our progress

[somber stream]

I'd like to imagine there's like a galactic law out there, preventing superior space-faring race from interacting with less developed race to prevent friction and protect the younger race

[woven sigil]

You play Havoc, that has no value either

[jaunty path]

knowing this mode is shit

[gloomy tartan]

Would you soy jack if they added a single player mode?

[ripe tangle]

are we the Space Version of the North Sentinelese?

[woven sigil]

Unfortunately, you can. And sad it is too

[rain idol]

"what's that? You don't like my plasma weapon?? I can't hear you over MY- * BOOM *

[somber stream]

Kinda like how it's illegal to tresspass into primitive tribes irl

[obsidian wren]

Havoc is the only sister gamemode that has sustenance, cuz it isnt just watered down slop

[gloomy tartan]

That one tribe who killed that guy

Cuz he wanted to tell them about religion

[somber stream]

Yeah genau

[woven sigil]

It's a very Mass Effect styled outlook. In an ideal universe that'd be nice

[gloomy tartan]

The aliens have gated us off to protect us from space goners obviously

[woven sigil]

Don't agree with that at all, I would say Havoc suffers far too much because you're not really gaming the mechnics, you're gaming the modifers, and that's just kinda shit

Mutator riddled gameplay is never really all that good

[ripe tangle]

ngl I think Space mathematically probably is teeming with life all over the place, and like the Ocean there is no Law, it’s just eat or be eaten…

[obsidian wren]

Better than scrounging an entire map for salvage or sitting in a single space for 40 minutes only to get 100 diamantine

[gloomy tartan]

So abunch of animalistic aliens

[astral basin]

“Life” is such a nebulous word
A human construct, if you will
Trees are living organisms, by scientific standards of consumption and growth. But the human morale of “living” excludes them, or at least includes them on the most minimal level

[ripe tangle]

again, kind of like how the Ocean or any other Large Scale Ecosystem is….

[woven sigil]

That's the most likely answer yeah.. plus the sheer distance involved means species are highly unlikely to ever run into one another

[ripe tangle]

True!

[woven sigil]

At least as it is our understanding of physics doesnt really allow for breaking past C, so yeah.. if that holds true, everyone is kinda stuck in their own little bubble

[gloomy tartan]

What if we met a alien and it was just Alf

[ripe tangle]

What if we eventually do reach Alpha Centauri and Alpha Proxima, and it turns out that the planets are full of life, but it’s literally just wild feral animals in an ecosystem that can’t sustain us, only them.

[woven sigil]

At least we'll have some sort of proof that there is potential for other life

[dire kayak]

nya

[woven sigil]

Beyond the microbial anyway

[jaunty path]

honestly yes

[ripe tangle]

true

[woven sigil]

We kinda already know that's very common

[ripe tangle]

but the idea of an ecosystem teening with life that’s impossible for humans to ever live in despite the fact there’s a ton of stuff living there is no only very likely, but most likely what we’ll run into.

[jaunty path]

If you're talking rot armor that just means "bad player"

do more damage

kill all the enemies on map

not hard

[woven sigil]

Oh absolutely yeah, odds of it being carbon-based, and living in a similar enough environement to support us is astronomically small

[ripe tangle]

“Hey look, there’s a planet full of animals and stuff! but the air pressure is extreme and will crush us, our equipment barely survives in it.”

is very likely…

[jaunty path]

Okay so Demotion should be removed from havoc because one, gaming should not be work you should be allowed to just get to the most stupidly hard/fun mode in the game because this game should be played for leisure

whole reason meta bullshit exists is because of demotion

[woven sigil]

We can't even get a probe on Venus to last more than a few minutes at the moment

[obsidian wren]

Corruption puddles that spawn everywhere and basically leave you on 1 hp just for playing the game

[jaunty path]

people should build their havoc levels HAVING FUCKING FUN. NOT RUNNING THIS META BULLSHIT OF DS AND WHATEVER

[ripe tangle]

We can’t even go into the deepest parts of our own oceans or survive indefinetly on our own moon.

[jaunty path]

Ok blight is the one modifiers I do not agree with

FS can eat a whole pound of my shit for that one

[woven sigil]

Nah, that will exist regardless, but the attitude of players in regards to "you will use meta or you don't get the lobby" would change were demotion removed

[obsidian wren]

Idk who thought that would be a good modifier

"Yeah lets punish the strike team for playing the game"

[jaunty path]

META PLAYERS LIKE WATCHING THEIR WIVES GET RAILED BY ANOTHER DUDE IN BED JUST SO YOU KNOW.

NOT KINK SHAMING. JUST SAYING.

[somber stream]

Everything millions of light years away currently exist out there, we're looking at the past. So who knows? Maybe there are more than meets the eye

[woven sigil]

Well.. we probably could in both contexts, however they're a matter of investment, which simply isnt present to fund it. Venus or other extreme worlds are a whole other level of extremity

[obsidian wren]

I dont have a wife ez (i dont care abt meta anyway)

[ripe tangle]

@woven sigil if we find life on a planet orbiting Alpha Centauri or Alpha Proxima, the likely way we’d observe it is with an orbital satelite that mostly takes very limited pictures… and that’s probably the most we could really do…

[somber stream]

Then again we as a species can't even learn to share, not to mention ascend into a space faring race lmao

[delicate vapor]

[somber stream]

Do watch project Hail Mary, it's really good

[woven sigil]

Yeah, absolutely, at least without some major breakthroughs in propulsion technology. If we could get a vessel up to a signficant portion of C though, that's a very viable distance to send a manned mission, but they would be giving up more or less their entire lifespan to get there and back, mind

[jaunty path]

do you use DS

[obsidian wren]

I kinda just wish the flamer wasnt so ass to use if youre in a horde, the windup just to use the alt mode is so egregiously long that i would be better off just using a flame grenade or my melee for the entire mission

[obsidian wren]

Dueling sword is mid at this point, half the time is can hardly hold up against a flak horde, the trade off is ass

[tired steeple]

do I wanna play funger 2 again or wait for the update in 700 years

[elder merlin]

We deserve to die on this planet

[obsidian wren]

If i want single target ill use something else

[jaunty path]

idc what ppl say about it, its a dogshit weapon

[somber stream]

Nah ds is peak

[ripe tangle]

with current propulsion technology, if we sent something there it would take like 10,000 years to even reach it, which on a cosmic scale isn’t very long at all, compared to human civilization it’s longer than current records exist…

[jaunty path]

weapon I dont find fun using = dogshit

[woven sigil]

Not yet, but its quickly reaching the point where it will be imperitive we do, and in theory, it should get easier the more offworld colonies we get up and running, because resources will be exponentially more accessible.

[jaunty path]

**Y O U ** are german.

[obsidian wren]

Bait used to be believable, knife is better and its a knife

[jaunty path]

and part japanese

[somber stream]

RyanGoslingDoingPoses.gif

[obsidian wren]

Knife vs a sword and the knife performs better

[jaunty path]

Knife out classes sword cuz you can kill things

ds cant kill 50 groaners

[somber stream]

Heard there's another race to colonize the moon

[obsidian wren]

Mercy killer + serrated blade perk with US my beloved

Genuine powerhouse

[somber stream]

Or well, not colonize, we're there for the resource

[jaunty path]

guys why am I so low on ammo why do people keep taking my ammo guys why cant I get ammo guys Im using my ranged to kill hordes goes why am I constantly out of ammo they need to add more carapace damage to ranged guys

[ripe tangle]

but that’s with current technology… we have conceptual ways to make propulsion much MUCH faster…

[woven sigil]

Well yeah, hence the needing a breakthrough in propulsion technology. Iirc, its about 4 odd LY distant, so even 30% of C increases the viability of the mission. But there is the downside of it still taking potentially 40 years for a one-way trip as you'd have to factor in both accel and decel distances and time periods (as that would have to be done at about 1G, maybe slightly more, or you'd be killing the astronauts)

[somber stream]

Propulsion isn't a problem we have the tech. The main issue is the energy

[obsidian wren]

The only purpose ds has is poking crushers and maulers and even then it fucking suuuuuuuucks so BAD

5 heavies to kill a crusher

No thanks

Ill use a krak

[somber stream]

Something compressed, efficient and renewable with a flick of the finger, nigh-unachievable at this moment

[woven sigil]

As far as I know its a matter of both

Interstellar travel requires not only a much more powerful form of propulsion, it also absolutely 100% requires a functional fusion system

No fusion reactors and we aint even getting people beyond mars in any acceptable timeframe

However plus side is, that is actually now starting to look viable. Which is huge for a great many reasons

[obsidian wren]

Question- can a devil claw parry parry crusher overheads? (Do they have to be perfect parries or?)

[woven sigil]

It can

[somber stream]

Last i look into the matter, there's something about radiation pressure

[obsidian wren]

Doesn't the damage still leak through the parry or is it nullified

[woven sigil]

Nope, you take no damage, but it costs a lot of stam

[obsidian wren]

Ah

I was thinking abt devils claw scum

[woven sigil]

Parries is a Psyker thing anyway cos blocking builds peril

[obsidian wren]

Or even zealot

[woven sigil]

Can parry literally 100 ragers on Psyker with that node

[astral basin]

“We race to see whos first to TOUCH the moon”
“Fuck we all ran out of money”
“WE HAVE MONEY LETS RACE TO STRIP MINE THE MOON”

[obsidian wren]

I wish non meta weapons werent so buttcheeks 90% of the time

[gloomy tartan]

Why can’t we make a mecha Godzilla

Like a robot trex

[obsidian wren]

Unless you build around stuff like the devils claw or crusher, they struggle alot

[somber stream]

A Space dock with the size of a moon is always welcomed

[gloomy tartan]

We should sent that into space

[woven sigil]

Real tbh. That's really what we wanna be looking into doing, because it could very easily put us in a near-state of post-scarcity when it comes to mineral resources

[delicate vapor]

Moon bbq party

[somber stream]

I bet the Chinese will be a decade ahead in term of moon-mining

[gloomy tartan]

Robot Trex flying through space

Why can’t we globaly work on this

[woven sigil]

Probably. And you know what? Fuckin good on 'em, someone has to do it

[astral basin]

Moon gravity is very important to our atmosphere
She dont want to fuck with its general mass and shape too much

[obsidian wren]

Im hoping fs adds another class that measures up to the height of ogryn or just under

[gloomy tartan]

This mind set led to the events of dead space

This is how we end up with planet cracking

[somber stream]

We don't have the tool nor current need to strip the moon so much that it affect the planet's mass lol

[woven sigil]

We would have to mine it for thousands upon thousands of years to make a sizable enough dent in it to effect the planet in any meaningful way

[obsidian wren]

Catgirl you gave me an x so you can eat weewee

[gloomy tartan]

Let’s not mine the moon to shit

[delicate vapor]

[astral basin]

“A problem for future me” ahh response

[obsidian wren]

Ok am going to bed

Goodbye

[woven sigil]

Moreoever, the moon is getting further away constantly, so by the same we'd stripped enough off it to effect the planet, it would already be nearly irrelevant

[gloomy tartan]

Don’t say that

I love the moon

Don’t call it irrelevant

You slut

[jaunty path]

Honestly it does because without havoc I will just plague auric lobbies by running ahead

[gloomy tartan]

We have a good moon

[somber stream]

Also i'm sure the rich would consider the possibility of moon issue and place a limit anyway, we live on the same planet

[woven sigil]

Not at all, it's a reasonable response given the situation. By the point that would even become relevant we could have multiple self-sustaining colonies up and running across the Sol system, and potentially even in nearby systems

[astral basin]

This seems like a convoluted way of asking for the specialist unit general skitarii army known as Sicarians
We will not be getting skitarii. Felinids are in the future

[gloomy tartan]

We should put guns on the moon

[jaunty path]

DT clearlt needs more difficulties beyond like

auric

cuz auric is just sooo easy for me now

[gloomy tartan]

Like space guns to protect us from asteroids

On the moon

We should do that

[somber stream]

Would ballistic weapons be more powerful in vaccum space?

Without drag, i think yes

[jaunty path]

probably

[gloomy tartan]

The round wouldnt stop until it hits stuff

That’s something you have to account for

You can easily hit someone’s satellite on accident depending on where you are

[lilac crag]

hi

whats up

[somber stream]

So if you shoot in a straight line, will it leave moon's orbit or make a round turn straight for your ass

[gloomy tartan]

There’s a lot of trash in space from satellites

[woven sigil]

Maybe not a lot more powerful, but there would be no loss of power over distance. That being said, when you're not witheld to gravity, you could also build a much bigger gun

[stuck wasp]

But no ambient oxygen to fuel the explosion

[gloomy tartan]

So hitting one would cause even more debris

[somber stream]

This can be arranged

[gloomy tartan]

More space trash means more chance to get hit by space trash

[astral basin]

You would think
Too many worldwide issues are economic based, due to too many families hoarding the majority of planetary resources/ debt (imaginary resource ownership)

[woven sigil]

Pity the poor cunt on the other end of any rounds that get fired in 600, 000, 000 years though when it obliterates their budding civilization on the other side of the galaxy

[somber stream]

Modern ammunition contains its own oxidizer

[gloomy tartan]

The issue is if you shoot near earth and hit a dead satellite

There’s so much space trash

If it gets smashed it becomes worse

[woven sigil]

Aye, thats a big issue yeah

[gloomy tartan]

There’s so many dead satellites flying around as hazards for any space ships lol

It just keeps piling up

It’s dangerous to try to maneuver it at all

[woven sigil]

Get enough debris is orbit and it could be sufficient enough to actually prevent us leaving

[astral basin]

Not to mention, the motion of the gun firing would destroy itself due to us building them to exert force into the air around it.
No air, nowhere for the force to go

[gloomy tartan]

Let alone collecting it

[somber stream]

One major issue with space gun that i can think of is the temperature

It will freeze the parts

Causing jams

[woven sigil]

Actually no it wouldnt

You'd have more issues with excess heat than not enough heat

Because you have no medium to radiate it off into

[gloomy tartan]

Idea for space gun

Shoot your frozen pee

[somber stream]

AKs and ARs are inoperable in sub-zero temperature

[gloomy tartan]

I mean they made guns for under water right

They’ll invent guns for space

[somber stream]

The temperature in space is -270, that shit won't work

[gloomy tartan]

New gun for space

[woven sigil]

Sure. But chemical rocket boosters can fire in a vacuum, you just change the propulsive element

[somber stream]

Yeah will need a space gun

[gloomy tartan]

Change the idea of a gun altogether

What we think

Rail cannon style

Or energy

Some heat ray bullshit

[lethal solstice]

Temperature is the biggest issue with guns in space

[astral basin]

This is why laser guns are peak

[gloomy tartan]

Laser or plasma

[somber stream]

2nd biggest issue is the recoil

[woven sigil]

A mixture of chemical and electromagnetic propulsion would be the most likely for a space-scale weapon

[lethal solstice]

When you get too cold it doesn't move, and when you get too hot you just melt

[somber stream]

If you're fighting on the moon, great. Fighting outside a ship? Good luck lol

[gloomy tartan]

Ok wait question

[hidden jetty]

its been 6 months im always HOT

[woven sigil]

But again, heat. It will generate a lot, and you have to get rid of it somehow. You cant radiate it into the vacuum, so its gonna be a problem

[gloomy tartan]

Space guns means zero G right

[lethal solstice]

Cooling a gun in atmosphere requires consideration, when fighting in a vacuum its just a nightmare

[gloomy tartan]

Like a gun you can use floating in space

Not tethered to anything

Not using thrusters to keep yourself in place

Just shooting no issue

[astral basin]

…space ballistics have shock absorption gel

[somber stream]

It's the mechanism and the parts that is the main problem, the bullet and projectile itself isn't an issue, we know they can fire underwater. They can be fired in space

[gloomy tartan]

The issue with thrusters to help you with recoil is fuel

[woven sigil]

Again, excess heat. That's by far the biggest hurdle, we can already solve the rest with current tech, but cooling will be a gargantuan issue

Mechanical elements and propulsion are both readily achievable

Cooling is an issue

[gloomy tartan]

We could go the Combat droid route

[somber stream]

Gun doesn't generate as much heat as a rocket

[lethal solstice]

Rocket doesn't need to be held in hands

[somber stream]

You'll have to fire on automatic continuously for several minutes before the barrel lit up

[gloomy tartan]

Would lightsabers be easier than space guns?

[woven sigil]

No, thats true, but you don't design a weapon to fire a single round. Sustained fire is a mandatory element, and thusly heat will build up constantly, and if you can't get rid of it, the thing falls apart

[lethal solstice]

Thats just a jet of plasma

[gloomy tartan]

Like all combat in space being light sabers

Is that easier than space guns ?

[somber stream]

Space is cold though? I imagine a vent door of sort that you can open with a switch for several seconds then close it again

[jaunty path]

If space is cold put on a sweater

[lethal solstice]

You need somewhere for the heat to go

[somber stream]

That is for the internal mechanism, the barrel you can just let bare

[woven sigil]

The USA gave up on their battleship railgun due to issues with sustainability. Sure, it could chuck a projectile at mach-fuck like 20 odd miles, BUT, the heat buildup and damage to the rails made it unsustainable to fire multiple rounds through

[lethal solstice]

Space is cold because there is nothing that is hot

[gloomy tartan]

Sweat her? I barely know her!

[lethal solstice]

There is nowhere to put the heat

[obtuse oak]

space is neither hot nor cold. it is mostly empty.

one of the engineering challenges faced by stuff like the ISS is preventing overheating

[somber stream]

Hank please only wear a helmet to space

[obtuse oak]

since it cannot shed heat into an ambient atmosphere or something, on account of there not being an atmosphere.

[somber stream]

Oh wait yeah that makes sense

[woven sigil]

Space is cold because there is an absence of anything. There is no air to radiate heat into, which is how firearms stay viable in our atmosphere; the air absorbs the heat in its molecules. Again, if there is no medium to radiate heat into, then you have to come up with an alternative solution

[lethal solstice]

Yeah

There is nowhere for the hot to go

[woven sigil]

It's like a watercooled PC with no water in it

No medium = no cooling

[lethal solstice]

You can radiate heat into space, its just extremely slow and requires a ton of radiative medium to actually cool anything

[hidden jetty]

a cold shower usually does the trick

[obtuse oak]

this is inadvisable for multiple reasons but not because your face would instantly freeze or something. i believe that to mostly be a scifi movie invention iirc

[woven sigil]

Aye, space isnt fully empty, but for all intents and purposes when it comes to such things, it might aswell be

[hidden jetty]

im not saying always

[obtuse oak]

(but im not an expert)

[lethal solstice]

You would explode

[astral basin]

Space is cold bc “molecules do not move”
Bc there is rarely a medium to move through

[lethal solstice]

Your body needs external pressure to function right

Too much or too little just kills you

[delicate vapor]

[woven sigil]

Not enough medium = cold, yeah, because there is nothing to hold onto that heat with

[gloomy tartan]

Hey if you found a alien and it screamed and tried to eat you but when it touched you it tweaked out then died on the floor in the yamcha pose in a puddle of alien goo

What would you do

[obtuse oak]

I'm not sure that you would. there have been accidents with humans inside industrialised vacuum chambers and they didnt explode. the pressure differential between space and earth's atmosphere at sea level is not as drastic as, say, deep sea level and sea level. deep sea creatures explode because of the pressure difference but that difference is muuuuch bigger.

[gloomy tartan]

Would you report it to someone?

[lethal solstice]

Explode is an exaggeration, but it would be horrible for you

[jaunty path]

Hank. Hank schader

[woven sigil]

The only reason starlight is warm to us is because its an unimaginably huge fusion reactor we're in relative proximity to

[jaunty path]

h

im

too tipsy tonight

[somber stream]

So technically, we won't be having freezing issue with mechanical parts for guns

Instead, a cooling unit is needed

[woven sigil]

No, quite the opposite

[lethal solstice]

Oh and you would also get super cancer really quick

Stellar radiation would fry you

[dire kayak]

i

[gloomy tartan]

Space cancer

[somber stream]

Great so Space AK when

[gloomy tartan]

Weak bones

[lilac crag]

boredom ails me

[gloomy tartan]

Also having baby’s would be hard in space too

[astral basin]

Welcome back alex

[gloomy tartan]

We kind of need gravity

Planets are useful

[astral basin]

Play… apex

[woven sigil]

I would guess at the first wars being fought in a vacuum on an infantry front will be high-powered air-guns or electromagnetic weaponry, and the latter again, heat issues

[lilac crag]

breaks your skull open

[marsh iris]

space radiation eat lead use space ak

safe space

[astral basin]

You find nothing inside

[lilac crag]

i was a mean octane main

[gloomy tartan]

Flamethrowers

[obtuse oak]

yeah that would be more concerning

[lilac crag]

im not touching the game anymore tho

used to be a time where having 3k kills on 1 character was scary

now its like

if you dont have 50k smth

youre smallfry

[obtuse oak]

people still play apex?

[lethal solstice]

Secondary propulsion!!!!!!!

[gloomy tartan]

What if it was just rpgs

Generic Russian rpgs

[lilac crag]

it actually nested a community loyal enough to swallow the so n so comp scene

its not doing bad by any means

[astral basin]

Ok ok but
Youll only get super cancer
Unless you were part of the generation whose genes successfully adapted to the extra bullshittery of spacecraft

[lilac crag]

i havent played it in years tho

[woven sigil]

Be very ineffcient, but you could do it by changing the fuel and payload to a chemical form

[obtuse oak]

i don't know anyone who has

[lethal solstice]

Rail/coil/air gun to eject a projectile from the weapon and then a secondary chemical kicker to get it moving quickly

[obtuse oak]

doesn't seem like the kind of game that can hold your attention for years

[gloomy tartan]

What if there’s a surplus in the future soace wars

[astral basin]

Just dont be part of the space cancer generation
And dont go to extravagant new places
Easy

[lilac crag]

i stopped after they said they dont wanna make unique model silouhettes for every character

[gloomy tartan]

Like they use human waste as part of the explosive idk

[lilac crag]

they stopped in season 8 w fuse

and since

[woven sigil]

Coil or air, yeah. Unless we have a major breakthrough in materials a railgun seems off the table

[lilac crag]

they havent made a single character model like revenants or pathfinders

[astral basin]

@lilac crag play… Destiny 2 then

[woven sigil]

Japan have got a small one up and running, but thats still very much in the test phases

[astral basin]

I heard they added star wars

[obtuse oak]

why are you recommending all these dead games lmao

[lilac crag]

me and destiny have horrible history

[obtuse oak]

alexander, you should play esoteric ebb instead.

[gloomy tartan]

Why not combat droids

[lilac crag]

i have 5k hours on that thing

[lilac crag]

OH FUCK YEAH HERE WE GO

[gloomy tartan]

Like why can’t I have a spider bot with guns

[lethal solstice]

Doesn't exactly need to be moving fast, just has to get it clear of the barrel at a reasonable speed

[gloomy tartan]

Why do I need a space gun

[astral basin]

They said they were bored
Im offering misery over boredom

[somber stream]

There's a moon-FPS game coming soon, forgot the name

[lilac crag]

ah shit

[woven sigil]

Well.. it does have to be moving fast, because you need sufficient velocity to punch through armour, a gun isnt much use if you can wear a thick jumper and shrug off its rounds

[lilac crag]

its 25 dollars

[gloomy tartan]

Wait would space robots with guns be how skynet starts ?

[lilac crag]

this looks fun tho

wtf

A KNIGHT ON A BIKE

[lethal solstice]

Accomplish this through secondary chemical propulsion

[astral basin]

@lilac crag play overwatch ranked

[lilac crag]

dismantles you

[lethal solstice]

Have the bullet go off outside the gun to achive penetration velocity

[woven sigil]

Oh, you mean like the gyrojet gun. Aye, that's a potential option, though how viable that would actually be, hard to say

[lilac crag]

#darktide-pics-vids message****

[gloomy tartan]

Would net guns work in space

[woven sigil]

That thing was no accurate and you'd probably not be killing someone with it outside of a direct headshot, let alone make it through modern body armour

[lilac crag]

do you guys think hes hitting it

[gloomy tartan]

Like a net gun for birds

[dire kayak]

bites you really really hard

[lilac crag]

what the FUCK

1. that hurts
2. ow

[somber stream]

Laser guns won't be here any time soon

The current unit require tank-sized battery to operate

The chinese do use them to disable optics and drones, very neat

[delicate vapor]

[lilac crag]

hi eli

[delicate vapor]

Hello ale

astra..

[lilac crag]

im doing that stupid food event on zzz

literally cooking

[delicate vapor]

Already did that

15 days ago

[lilac crag]

its so long dude

[delicate vapor]

[lilac crag]

i need to do it cus it im farming for Sbilly

[delicate vapor]

It’s the easiest tho

[lilac crag]

but holy shit

im rotting in my chair

[delicate vapor]

Drag and click done

[delicate vapor]

[lilac crag]

but its bwoing

[delicate vapor]

Well do you want it or no

[woven sigil]

UK has adopted a laser system recently also

[delicate vapor]

[lilac crag]

yeagh

shut up man let me be indecisive

[delicate vapor]

Then get to eating

[marsh iris]

where are the skeet shooters when we need anti drone support

[delicate vapor]

Anti turkey

[jaunty path]

Ashley graves my beloved

[lilac crag]

hi missus

true btw

[astral basin]

We DO have laser swords that are probably practical for space 🤔
They just… also need a fat battery pack

[jaunty path]

even though shes a complete bitch and that I side with andrew 90%

I require dakimura of ashley

[dire kayak]

bites you

[astral basin]

Also shes the antagonizer for the reputation you freaks deny

[woven sigil]

Well thats amusing. Mate of mine was struggling to get a wheel bearing out on their motorcycle. I said use a lump hammer, and they said they are and sent me a picture of a rubber tent-peg mallet

[jaunty path]

I love coffin game

[marsh iris]

those quad copter drones couldnt possibly be impervious to birdshot?

[lilac crag]

you might be a bit too buzzed btw

[jaunty path]

No im not

[lilac crag]

are you absolutely sure

[twin flower]

are you shooting one down?

[lilac crag]

[jaunty path]

Probably since I'm openly talking about my love for Coffin game

[marsh iris]

hypotesticularly

[lilac crag]

talk about ur interests more often

[jaunty path]

See coffin game is just the most unlucky and the most lucky edgy web novel game

[twin flower]

may you aim true

[woven sigil]

If you get too drunk to handle it, have a glass of milk, will make you feel better, I promise

[jaunty path]

havocing

[marsh iris]

slim thick god empress smile upon me

[dire kayak]

this is

[somber stream]

That's proto-light saber

Also i've seen the 'sword'

[astral basin]

Same thing

[somber stream]

Need sometime to cut through thing

[woven sigil]

Just a worse oxy-acetaline torch

[marsh iris]

proto sabre like vibroblades

[dire kayak]

aeich

[astral basin]

Youve done this many times
Each time we shit on it
And then idiots join the shitting on, so we inform them that. “No, you are an idiot, this is actually just a niche part of the game”
Its a fun time

[jaunty path]

my friend yet again gifting me god awful steam games 🥀

Do I kill him, chat?

[astral basin]

Probably

Is it the brainrot?

[twin flower]

you can deny gifts no?

[somber stream]

You can't.

You can however, leave it to rot

[marsh iris]

free is free

[astral basin]

You cant deny gifts
You can tell the gifter to fuck off and that they better refund it

[jaunty path]

dogshit is dogshit

[marsh iris]

free shit

[jaunty path]

he deliberately sends me awful games

🥀

[somber stream]

I wish there exist a function to prevent people from gifting you stuff on steam

[marsh iris]

unfriend

[somber stream]

Imagine getting hitler dating sim 1&2

[astral basin]

Sometimes that “free” is something you have ZERO intention of even looking at

[jaunty path]

no

[jaunty path]

He'll never buy me that

[astral basin]

You see
That would be too consumer friendly
Dickheads like the idea of free money lost to limbo

[somber stream]

Futa Frenzy

[marsh iris]

[lilac crag]

is that even

something you can say here

[somber stream]

I just did

[marsh iris]

futa tax is real look it up

[astral basin]

[jaunty path]

mods will touch you

[lilac crag]

im perplexed

[jaunty path]

wella wella wella wellllll its rick and morty timmeeeeee

[dire kayak]

[astral basin]

R&m is updating again?

[delicate vapor]

[lilac crag]

warh

[somber stream]

Last season of Rick is full of incest

It's a bit hard to watch ngl

[astral basin]

?

[lilac crag]

artists barely disguised fetish

[dire kayak]

wha

[delicate vapor]

[jaunty path]

Theyll probably do more incest

[somber stream]

Morty has a baby with summer and it floats in space

[dire kayak]

oh

isn't morty 14

[somber stream]

The mother has a incestuous relationship with herself

[jaunty path]

Didnt we like

go over this convo a dozen times

[somber stream]

2nd time for me

[lilac crag]

ive seen this conversation before

[jaunty path]

k e k

[dire kayak]

kills escaped konvicts

[astral basin]

Ok. Ok so.
Yes. But no.
On the morty and summer thing
That episode was weird
Morty used a horse sample collector… as a horse would
Mutated his sample
And… idr why they took an egg from summer. Except as bait
The plot was accidental incest baby with noone held accountable

[dire kayak]

i haven't

kills you

[lilac crag]

dodges this

i refuse to be killed by someone who cannot reach their own shelves

[lilac crag]

lengthen yourself or dismiss yourself little fool

[astral basin]

Tbf. This is a common clone scenario
If the clone isnt evil and trying to kill you, you are curious and get the clone to agree
Idk why this is part of clone law but. It is.

[dire kayak]

ill get revenge for this,,,,,,,,

[jaunty path]

I'm secretly

[somber stream]

Not clone, you from another universe

[lilac crag]

I shall wait for you at the top of a hill near sundown with my blade stabbed downwards

[somber stream]

But i see the issue there

[lilac crag]

sol i really dont think you should try to explain blatant slop btw

[jaunty path]

Slop so good

[lilac crag]

stabs you

[dire kayak]

rick and morty was good when it was trying to be smart

[astral basin]

Idr the other universe part for beth 🤔
Rick apparently tagged another rick
But beth? Clone, just dont know whose the clone

[astral basin]

Newer seasons are all a bit existential

[frank geyser]

Felinids when

[astral basin]

[somber stream]

Space Merc beth was napped from her own universe by rick

[jaunty path]

nbaaahaaaannn

[astral basin]

Theres a whole episode dedicated to rick being a shitty father bc he agreed to the cloning, shuffled the real one while his back was turned, and mind wiped the experience so he wouldnt know

[somber stream]

Oh yeah that, the lore got so convoluted i just ignore most of it and stick with things that reoccur

[dire kayak]

death penalty

[astral basin]

The universe reset was plot for rick to find prime but. Yeah thats got some contrivance there too

[jaunty path]

rick and morty is like

warhammer lore

ignore most of it

[dire kayak]

im gonna read every warhammer book

even the bad ones

[twin flower]

prepare for 40,000 inconsistencies

[jaunty path]

Goober sending herself to a fucking insane asyslum jfc.

goober dies after the 59th SM book

[vapid matrix]

Hello

[little marten]

Hello

[jaunty path]

holyfuck

[somber stream]

Hello

[jaunty path]

its homelander

the most based character in the boys

:O

[vapid matrix]

Missus

[dire kayak]

[twin flower]

Fuck homelander

[vapid matrix]

Excuse me?

[twin flower]

You deserve every bad things thats happened to you

[jaunty path]

Why would you say fuck homelander

he discovered america

You sick fuck

[twin flower]

americans

[dire kayak]

fuck homelander

:3

[vapid matrix]

I am not getting fucked

[jaunty path]

You people make me want to change the font on discord

[vapid matrix]

Those who forget the past are condemned to repeat it

[waxen sleet]

Okay I just woke up, why are you all like this?

[jaunty path]

Why aren't you like us?

[vapid matrix]

Bend over

[twin flower]

[jaunty path]

I have several diseases.

[dire kayak]

[vapid matrix]

Im gonna make it worse

[jaunty path]

Super cancer:

[twin flower]

do it for america missus

[jaunty path]

I hate america

[vapid matrix]

Well I’m not American

[jaunty path]

how

ur homelander

[vapid matrix]

I come from a county that used to had power

[jaunty path]

Oh so

the Uk

you colonizer fucks

[twin flower]

Lmao

[vapid matrix]

The uk is weak

Im talking about real power

[jaunty path]

ah I know now

[twin flower]

go on..

[jaunty path]

canada

you sick fucks

[dire kayak]

the moon

[twin flower]

nah.. let him cook

[vapid matrix]

So strong that the world had come together to defeat it

[twin flower]

let the wardens have somethign to look at

[jaunty path]

Ah I see now

[vapid matrix]

Weak

[jaunty path]

Mexico

Mexico..

Man

I want Mexican food

[vapid matrix]

With a leader that had a vision

[jaunty path]

Ah now I know exactly what you mean

[vapid matrix]

80 years ago

[jaunty path]

australia

You do have like

power

because like

spiders

and kangaroos

but kangaroos are funny

[waxen sleet]

And koalas and dingos?

[jaunty path]

koalas

[vapid matrix]

Ur ragebait has no power on me

[jaunty path]

im pretty sure koalasa are lazy pieces of shit

22 hours of sleep

these unemployed pricks

[somber stream]

Are you employed?

[vapid matrix]

No

[jaunty path]

possibly

if

necrons were an animal

theyd be koalas

cuz they spend

90% of their lives asleep

[dire kayak]

there's 1 koala left in cyberpunk 2077

[jaunty path]

ah shie

I want more mexicans in this country

[waxen sleet]

I think they'd be more like some beetle or ant... crunchy outside, pop out of the ground, and they think your house is their house

[vapid matrix]

I want to talk about everything with at least one person the way I talk about things with myself

[jaunty path]

bring

every

last

[lilac crag]

perhaps that should never ever happen

[jaunty path]

mexican in this country

[waxen sleet]

Thats called schizophrenia

[jaunty path]

We need allof them

[dire kayak]

i wish i had someone i could call and just yap to for hours

[lilac crag]

heeeLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[waxen sleet]

Well, tomorrow is Taco Tuesday and its Cinco de Mayo...

[lilac crag]

literally vcs with me everyday

this fuckin chud

[twin flower]

is it warhammer related?

[dire kayak]

[jaunty path]

mexicans

bring

[lilac crag]

putting your taunar on ur stupid shelves

[jaunty path]

good food

into this country

[waxen sleet]

And are there 40000 of them?

[dire kayak]

NO PLEASE

IM SORRY

[jaunty path]

more mexicans

=

more mexican food

[twin flower]

sit down brother

[lilac crag]

late

[twin flower]

we have catching up to do

[jaunty path]

one mexican

[waxen sleet]

I know, thats a lot of hammers

[jaunty path]

means 100 more tacos I can eat

and 50 burritos

open the borders

immediately

I could eat so many carne asada tacos

[finite sun]

i hope the arbite at somepoint get the revoler they have on it own with out the shield

[waxen sleet]

What's wrong with the Zarona or Agripinaa Revolver?

[finite sun]

oh nothing wrong with it i just want that revoler in it own

[dire kayak]

i see you've been studying your aggripa

[marsh iris]

sharona

[twin flower]

Garona

[lilac crag]

he means teh shotgun pistol

[waxen sleet]

Corona?

[lilac crag]

to have a mark without the shield

[vapid matrix]

Let me be the one who gives u everything u want and need

[twin flower]

we've had enough of that

[dire kayak]

im gonna eat that weapon,,,,,,,,

[lilac crag]

fucked up and evil

[marsh iris]

Ooh, my little pretty one, pretty one
When you gonna give me some time, Zarona?
Ooh, you make my motor run, my motor run
Gun it coming off of the line, Zarona

[twin flower]

[jaunty path]

no

[dire kayak]

:3

[jaunty path]

just use revolver

[finite sun]

why?

[lilac crag]

no fun allowed

[jaunty path]

Just use revolveer.

[finite sun]

i do.

[lilac crag]

variety sucks

[twin flower]

Its not the same!

[lilac crag]

dont wish for anything

[jaunty path]

What benefit does arb revolver give

[waxen sleet]

Or, and hear me out, Bolt Pistol

[solid harbor]

Hello

[dire kayak]

shotgun

[dire kayak]

haiiiiii

mrrrp

[lilac crag]

its just more fun having a shotgun pistol

[finite sun]

eh to chunky for my likeing

[twin flower]

Spoider man?

[jaunty path]

so its purely cosmetic?

[solid harbor]

Yeh

[waxen sleet]

You got a problem with chunky?

[twin flower]

Which one

[lilac crag]

no?? it has its credits

[finite sun]

sound cooler and look cooler it looker nice and i feel it make sense more to have that

[jaunty path]

idk man at the point where you're just melting the horde I dont think it truly makes a difference

[solid harbor]

The one that got oofed by Kraven the Hunter

[finite sun]

not realy just not a fan of the bolt pistol

[jaunty path]

revolver has enemy pen right

[lilac crag]

afaik yea a little bit of it

doesnt go thru armored targets

[jaunty path]

i see