general-chat

[waxen sleet]

Usually sauce

[stuck crescent]

Very

[south valve]

Blood

[modest flume]

Painted pasta?

[stuck crescent]

SAUCE

[sly quest]

So he’s basically perfection.

[delicate vapor]

Who wants something from the supermarket

[modest flume]

Ayo bro hit me up with some of that lettuce

Gonna make a salad

[delicate vapor]

[stuck crescent]

Cider

Thatchers gold

[delicate vapor]

okay

[modest flume]

I mean literally lettuce btw, I don't partake in the devil's kind

[stuck crescent]

I prefer pipe tobacco over the bad smoke

Stinks less

[modest flume]

True that

I don't smoke in general, can't tolerate any smell and I'm sensitive to it, but that would definitely smell better

[gloomy tartan]

His mom and grandma were named after bags

He is perfect

[visual vortex]

I prefer

Burning wood

[gloomy tartan]

Kelly bag and birken bag

[visual vortex]

Over pipe tobacco

[sly quest]

You’re named after the family guy kid

[stuck crescent]

Iawn

[visual vortex]

Joe Swanson?

[stuck crescent]

Burning wood smells nice

[sly quest]

Family guy peter

[modest flume]

What if the Family Guy character was named after him?

[sly quest]

John family

[acoustic pebble]

Hey hey nerds

Hawaii here

[stuck crescent]

Sut mae

Hawaii

[visual vortex]

Hi jakka

[acoustic pebble]

Heya

[gloomy tartan]

He’s also related to uncle Mo

The LEGENDARY UNCLE MO

[acoustic pebble]

I found an actual Hawaiian restaurant in Oregan of all places

[visual vortex]

Now what are you doing in Oregon Jakka?

[modest flume]

Was it good at least?

[acoustic pebble]

Sisters graduation

[modest flume]

Congrats

[acoustic pebble]

Haven't eaten it yet but the plates look MASSIVE

[sly quest]

Ohio hawaii

[visual vortex]

Ew

[gloomy tartan]

No im named after a basketball player

[acoustic pebble]

Ohio

[visual vortex]

Ohio

[stark bobcat]

Ohio

[sly quest]

Ohaio

[visual vortex]

🤮

[sly quest]

Ohaio

[acoustic pebble]

Let's nuke ohio

[visual vortex]

Lamest place on earth

[sly quest]

Ohio

Nyc

[modest flume]

Can confirm

[visual vortex]

The only thing cool about Ohio is that the word looks like a tractor

[modest flume]

Nothing but wheat and corruption

[visual vortex]

The plot of literally every rustbelt state

[lethal solstice]

This implies that corn is corruption

[stuck crescent]

Hey.....my da's from there

[modest flume]

Absolutely beautiful state though

[stuck crescent]

It has a nice flag

[sly quest]

Ohio

[acoustic pebble]

You go to Ohio for two things:
Reason one: Be bored to tears
Reason two: See Reason one

[modest flume]

Have you seen all the corn syrup going into the food? Gotta be a correlation

[visual vortex]

Reason three: Family reunion

[stuck crescent]

Has a decent football (soccer) team

[sly quest]

Reason four: ohio

[modest flume]

My mother is from there, nothing to speak of now that I'm here

This weather is stupid

[visual vortex]

You're in ohio rn?

[sly quest]

Ohio

[gloomy tartan]

I’m named after a basketball man

[modest flume]

Yeah, come visit, I have snacks and the DRG boardgame

[sly quest]

Do you basketball?

[gloomy tartan]

I have before

[visual vortex]

I could

[sly quest]

No come visit me

[gloomy tartan]

I have played sports before

[visual vortex]

But i reallyyyy dont want to visit ohio

That's like a 3 hour drive

[sly quest]

Are you the new basketball man…?

[modest flume]

Pfft, says the person from Michigan

[gloomy tartan]

No im just named after one

He was on the DREAM TEAM

it’s basically the basketball avengers

[visual vortex]

I didnt choose to be from michigan 🤞

[gloomy tartan]

It was the best basketball players in the US

[visual vortex]

Even my family is leaving to flordia

[visual vortex]

Fuck no

[sly quest]

Please come to my house please please please

[gloomy tartan]

All of the best basketball players in America vs the other countries at the Olympics in basketball

[modest flume]

@visual vortex DONT FALL FOR IT

[gloomy tartan]

We fucking kicked all of their asses so hard

[modest flume]

You'll regret it

[visual vortex]

Im not dw

I dont have a reason too

To

Fuck

[gloomy tartan]

It was so unfair

[sly quest]

One day you will be basketball

[gloomy tartan]

It was a team comprised of only legends

This was before other countries were as into basketball

[delicate vapor]

Saw someone scrape a persons car while reversing

That was loud

[gloomy tartan]

So we annihilated everyone at the Olympics

[visual vortex]

yeah

[delicate vapor]

We both made eye contact

[visual vortex]

Hit and run?

[stuck crescent]

Know what's worse than Ohio?

Krieg

[delicate vapor]

No I think they can’t tell how far they were from reversing

[modest flume]

That sound makes me cringe, genuinely

I almost lost my leg when a car hit the back of the truck I was on

[delicate vapor]

[visual vortex]

Nothing makes me cringe more than Kpop stans and the old dream fans

[sly quest]

Whats wrong w kpop

[acoustic pebble]

I found a new insult: "I can tell by the way you type how fat you are"

[visual vortex]

I cant believe there is a chance that I have walked by someone who possibly goes home and dresses up as a little british boy or wears a paper mask with marker on it

[gloomy tartan]

K-pop was invented by the CIA to scare chuds

[sly quest]

HELLO??????

[acoustic pebble]

Ohio

[visual vortex]

Im such a fat lil chud

[modest flume]

"Words can't describe how beautiful you are... but numbers can. 3/10."

[visual vortex]

🫃

[sly quest]

Nihao

[acoustic pebble]

"You are definitely subscribed to the FathfulSheriff on twitch"

[acoustic pebble]

Aloha

[modest flume]

NIHOWDy

[south valve]

what

[sly quest]

The yakuza language 😮

[visual vortex]

Asian restaurant in new york

[modest flume]

"You couldn't chew pudding"

[acoustic pebble]

Hideo Kojingles be like:

[acoustic pebble]

"You def put your mouth on the water faucet"

[modest flume]

One of the best game jingles is still from Mother

[visual vortex]

I like the

[modest flume]

"OK 'ska?"

[visual vortex]

Fear and hunger combat sound

The

"DURNGGGG"

Whenever an enemy catches you and kicks your ass

[modest flume]

"Apologize to the trees for the oxygen you just wasted"

[acoustic pebble]

"I can tell you suck copper off of pennies"

[simple cliff]

Imagine using well known quoted insults irl and thinking they're good burns.

I've met people like that.

[gloomy tartan]

Imagine throwing shit like a chimp

[south valve]

Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elder berries

[visual vortex]

Imagine scratching ur balls in public in front of the cashier

[south valve]

👁️ 👁️

[simple cliff]

"I curse you! I curse you with ball-fall-off-disease!"

[acoustic pebble]

Stealing it

[south valve]

It's from monty python

[delicate vapor]

[acoustic pebble]

I just called a German guy British because, and I quote: "You speak like your teeth is crooked"

[south valve]

Nice pfp

[acoustic pebble]

Also looked at the Total War 40k and I'm going Astra Militarum

Then I'm going to give them drugs and have them be Hive Scum

[modest flume]

Bro is scumming the whole hive

[delicate vapor]

Ty

[acoustic pebble]

I'm Scumming the Imperium

I'm scumming the Emperor

And now I'm curious: what drugs would he do the most?

[visual vortex]

Ohthey sropped a trailer about them?

[acoustic pebble]

Nah, I just know they'll be available

[visual vortex]

Oh

😞

[modest flume]

No need for that, they're doing a good job by themselves

[visual vortex]

The cool part is that they gave vietnam soldiers speed

So if the catachan are based off american vietnamese soldiers

This means that the catachan do speed

[acoustic pebble]

I think they're just based off of 80s action heroes

[visual vortex]

I think it was vietnam based american films

[modest flume]

Who do you think you are, bleedin' Action Man!?

[visual vortex]

And the predator movies

[modest flume]

(IYKYK)

[acoustic pebble]

Mostly predator

And Rambo

[visual vortex]

Definitely predator e

[acoustic pebble]

Mostly Rambo

[visual vortex]

Because predator is such a good fucking movie

😌

Fuck that movie so good

[acoustic pebble]

So if Catachans fight Xenos is it "Aliens vs Predators?"

[visual vortex]

Arent they always fighting xenos?

[acoustic pebble]

Fun fact: Half of the cast became future governors

[south valve]

I liked Aliens

[visual vortex]

I am not surprised honestly

[south valve]

What's your favourite scary movie?

[nocturne bloom]

[acoustic pebble]

I like the one where the guy steals the masked man's clothes

[visual vortex]

Skinamarink

[south valve]

Oh I heard about that

[nocturne bloom]

My wife has chosen another

[south valve]

with the kids?

[sly quest]

Hi baby

[tired inlet]

ooh, a Kyle Edward Balls joint

[visual vortex]

Yeah

[sly quest]

NIOOOOOO

[visual vortex]

What?

[nocturne bloom]

[south valve]

Genchat ships

[acoustic pebble]

Is suddenly wearing your Arbitrator gear

I'm going to put Mohawk spikes on your helmet

[south valve]

I didn't know 2 could fit in this 😳

[nocturne bloom]

But i want to vist

[tender horizon]

Why?

[acoustic pebble]

I can fit more than that in you

[visual vortex]

I just like it

[tender horizon]

Fair enough lmao

Thank you

[visual vortex]

Np

Also the long shots pf the darkness

Where it's actually nothing

Till the last one where a smiling face is barely visible is a nice thing

[tender horizon]

I think it's extremely well shot and artistic but I do not like it tbh.

[visual vortex]

Yeah

It's one you either get or dont

Same with lake mungo

[tender horizon]

Nah I totally agree, but I do like knowing why people who enjoy it do tbh

Cause I think it's fundamentally very interesting

[tender horizon]

Remember seeing that on TV when I was young, have nostalgia for it cause of that

[acoustic pebble]

I remember boomerang

I miss boomerang

[visual vortex]

That one is nicer if skinamarink is too slow paced

[acoustic pebble]

I miss Tom and Jerry in the mornings

[visual vortex]

But os a different fear

[south valve]

I liked Emesis Blue

[visual vortex]

Kind of like fnaf 3

[tender horizon]

I find my taste for horror heavily depends on my mood ngl

[visual vortex]

Fnaf 3 is the lake mungo to my fnaf 4 of my skinamarink

[acoustic pebble]

I miss the part in Tom and Jerry where a bunch of kittens came out of a wet bag in heaven and I had no idea what it meant

[modest flume]

Eyo Tongs

How it do how it be

[tender horizon]

But some all time favorites are like, You're Next, Ju-On, and Cabin in The Woods

[acoustic pebble]

I miss Tom and Jerry

[tender horizon]

Life marches forward, unrelenting.

Yourself?

[modest flume]

Very apt

[visual vortex]

The heaven and devil episode scared me

[acoustic pebble]

It was one of my favorites

[modest flume]

I'm more or less the same

[acoustic pebble]

It awakened things in me

Don't worry, I don't throw kittens in lakes. That's just cruel

I throw homeless people in rivers

[visual vortex]

I throw grandmothers in wheelchairs in rivers

[acoustic pebble]

I dropkick Murpheys

[visual vortex]

Murphey from robocop

[acoustic pebble]

Murphy from Cowboy Bebop

[wet swift]

Wait a minute

[visual vortex]

Robocop 🤤

[wet swift]

Havoc 30 is just auric?

[visual vortex]

Wait what?

I fall asleep in auric

[wet swift]

Or is it damnation? How does this work anyway

[fair bridge]

taking care of mom's dog for a few days

[wet swift]

I usually press smite and instantly fall asleep as well but

[fair bridge]

he name cheese

[wet swift]

Do not the dog

[fair bridge]

he always smile.....

[fair bridge]

"taking care" of the dog = he sleeps with da fishes

[stuck crescent]

Is he a good dog?

[fair bridge]

yeah he did amazing today with strangers

his first time out in public

[stuck crescent]

I like this cheese

[pure quail]

please pet the dog for me kthx

[pure quail]

do not give the dog cement shoes

[fair bridge]

#zealot-class message

[broken olive]

Got DCed from a match and couldn't use text chat to apologize when I rejoined, pain

Still can't type in text chat even on the Mourningstar

[fair bridge]

weird

[broken olive]

Restart time

[fair bridge]

try to verify integrity of the files

[delicate vapor]

O deer

[pure quail]

deersteak

[broken olive]

Xbox

[patent grove]

Have a cow

[wet swift]

Then reinstall lol

[pure quail]

box it for dominance then idk man

[broken olive]

Restarting worked. Praise the Omnissiah

[wet swift]

I wonder what percentage of the player base is from console

[fair bridge]

probably a good bit

[pure quail]

the peasants are

[fair bridge]

i queue with console players all the time

[gloomy tartan]

I’m on console

:c

[pure quail]

Hi On Console, you're a peasant

[wet swift]

You think? I always thought that they are like less than 20%

[gloomy tartan]

You’re beans are burning

[wet swift]

With how bad the game runs on pc

[delicate vapor]

Chicken nugget rock

[pure quail]

beanbois

[pure quail]

correct

[broken olive]

I misread that as something else that rhymes with rock

I need euthenasia

[wet swift]

Dock?

Clock?

[pure quail]

cock

like chicken

since chicken nuggets are made from them

[broken olive]

[south valve]

Rock blocked

[wet swift]

I love cocks, sometimes they are really friendly, especially if you pet them

[south valve]

👁️ 👁️

[gloomy tartan]

Some will scratch you with talons

[pure quail]

I beat mine

[wet swift]

Despite their small brain, they are as smart as dogs

[gloomy tartan]

My dogs smart as fuck

[wet swift]

Do you need help with that? I got a nice stick

Some of them are assholes

[delicate vapor]

My most used app on my phone is google maps

[wet swift]

I lived in my mother's village in the bounies for a while and they had a lot of poultry, there was that dumb fucking cock that kept chasing me on the way at home

[wet swift]

Because it is literally always open

[delicate vapor]

yeah

I love exploring

[wet swift]

Big brother knows always where you are 👁️

[pure quail]

I explore without the map

[wet swift]

I use it to avoid traffic

[pure quail]

couldn't sleep one night so I got up at three in the morning and just started walking

[delicate vapor]

[pure quail]

made it to an industrial area I didn't know existed and I think I walked half the way to the city landfill

[wet swift]

Walking? Fat people in shambles, including sharks

If you think about it, sharks can never stop swimming or they will die

[crystal osprey]

Chris brown in darktide ?

[south valve]

How long were you walking?

[wet swift]

That's kinda fucked up

[pure quail]

like 4 hours I think it was

[south valve]

God daym

[pure quail]

was a nice walk

[wet swift]

4 hours? Lol

I take my dog for walks like 3 times a day

For around 30 minutes

[pure quail]

I like walking

but I want to walk on my own terms so not getting a dog

I would want to get a cat though

[hazy kestrel]

Had a weird memory moment at Starbucks today

The barista lady reminded me of one of my old friends from way back when.

Was weird

The hairstyle and face were uncannily similar, but it wasn’t her lmao.

[pure quail]

her clone

[hazy kestrel]

Maybe

[south valve]

Should have said "I know your sister"

[hazy kestrel]

Almost made me spit out my coffee haha

[south valve]

I didn't think that was funny at all but

[wet swift]

Should have gone with the banger opening and asked her if she farted, because she blew you away

[south valve]

how's philosophy and allat?

[wet swift]

Works every time

[gloomy tartan]

You should get a big lizard

Feed it growth hormones

[south valve]

Dragon

[wet swift]

Feed it humans

[gloomy tartan]

Feed it monkeys

[wet swift]

Teach it to attack on command

[gloomy tartan]

Breed the monkey eating lizard

Create a new breed

Help solve floridas herpes monkey problem

[hazy kestrel]

Stagnant, my new books haven’t arrived yet

[south valve]

Ya like Hume?

[hazy kestrel]

Never read Hume

Yet

[south valve]

I think he uses dialogues

[pure quail]

hum e deez nuts?

[hazy kestrel]

Gotta read my current backlog first

[acoustic pebble]

I got my food and

OH MY GOODNESS I DIED AND WENT TO HAWAIIAN HEAVEN

IT'S SOOOOOO GOOD!!!

Sooooo ono!!!

[delicate vapor]

[pure quail]

what food is it

[wet swift]

Pine apple pizza

[pure quail]

yummy

[whole bough]

apparently falling near a daemon just aggros it

instantly

[dire kayak]

oooughh

[visual vortex]

Shine ur light onto it

If it starts squirming that means it likes it

[gloomy tartan]

If you get to close to a demon

It agro

[hazy kestrel]

Lol

[gloomy tartan]

They can smell ur soul or something

[hazy kestrel]

Lmao even

[jaunty path]

You mean a demon host? yeah

[gloomy tartan]

Your soul hole

[hazy kestrel]

Imagine not killing it with a thammer

[jaunty path]

AOE abilities piss it off too.

[gloomy tartan]

It shooting too close too it

Or shooting it

[hazy kestrel]

I found this out the hard way as a tauntgryn a year ago

[gloomy tartan]

One shot with brick or thammer is best

No corruption gained

[visual vortex]

I really want to play zealot rn

But uhh

[hazy kestrel]

Dew it

[jaunty path]

yep. Through a wall.

[visual vortex]

That means playing zealot

[dire kayak]

imagine not killing it with an eviscerator

[gloomy tartan]

Zesty zealot

[hazy kestrel]

But that takes 2 to 3 seconds

Thammer takes 1

[gloomy tartan]

Zealots invented Zelle

[south valve]

Sneezes
Demon Host: 😡

[hazy kestrel]

Checkmate, heretic

[visual vortex]

True

2-3 seconds of corruption

And damage

[gloomy tartan]

You ever like

Get back pain

And your all

[hazy kestrel]

All the time

[gloomy tartan]

ARGHHHHHH

[visual vortex]

Get a metal rod

Lie down on it

[south valve]

👴

sorry that's mean

[hazy kestrel]

I’ve had back pain as long as I can remember

Scoliosis goes ahhhhhjhhhjjjhh!

[visual vortex]

If it helps hook your arms around the rod and push it up into your back

[visual vortex]

Same

[jaunty path]

lay on the floor for a while maybe

[south valve]

Scoliosis is way more common that I realised

[jaunty path]

Or better yet, get a backbrace

[hazy kestrel]

I got that Jarl Balgruuf posture :(

[gloomy tartan]

You gotta lean back

[visual vortex]

No

[jaunty path]

why

[gloomy tartan]

Like your doing crazy back shots

[visual vortex]

Backbraces help

But they dont fix the issue

It doesnt actually help the muscles

[hazy kestrel]

Or the rolly-poliie bug posture

[jaunty path]

I mean its less pain yeah?

[hazy kestrel]

Take your pick

[gloomy tartan]

Do the worm

[visual vortex]

If i wanted something fixed

[hazy kestrel]

Uh

What

[visual vortex]

Id go all the way

Not subpar

[gloomy tartan]

big worm

[wintry fog]

geef en klap papa

[gloomy tartan]

Lean back like your doing a jojo pose

[visual vortex]

I got that l4d2 jockey posture

[gloomy tartan]

Crack your back that way

Or if your flexible just push your own spine

Crack it yourself

[hazy kestrel]

I REJECT MY HUMANITY JOJO!

I wonder if the medieval stretcher could work?

[formal mortar]

I got that Jojo's Bizarre Adventure posture

[gloomy tartan]

Just use a chair

Dead ass

[visual vortex]

First few seconds on that mustve felt amazing

[gloomy tartan]

Cracked my bzck with chairs since I was in school

[jaunty path]

Use electro booms daughter's invention

[hazy kestrel]

That’s what I’m saying!

[gloomy tartan]

What the fuck did you say

What does that sentence means

[jaunty path]

She made a chair that shocks you if you have bad posture.

[gloomy tartan]

Lmao

[jaunty path]

And yes he has a daughter

[gloomy tartan]

I preffer that over the military uniforms with needles that stab your neck

[visual vortex]

Proof that everything is better in moderation

[jaunty path]

He said himself "It works"

[gloomy tartan]

Cutting you if you don’t have the right posture

[hazy kestrel]

What

[gloomy tartan]

It was some thing I saw

Some Asian dudes in military uniforms

The collars had needles

[hazy kestrel]

Ah

That explains it

[gloomy tartan]

If you weren’t perfect posture it stabs you

I’d take shock over stab my neck

Even if it’s a tiny needle

[visual vortex]

Could be worse

[gloomy tartan]

Well two needles I believe

But still

[wintry fog]

Ngl not a terrible idea.
Better than having the posture of the well monster from ocarina of time.

[hazy kestrel]

Which one

Those creepy zombie shrieker things?

Or the Stalfos

[gloomy tartan]

I googled it apparently Some Chinese military units use needles or sharp pins in their collar linings to ensure perfect, upright posture during parades and drills. If a soldier tilts their head, the needle pricks their neck, acting as a painful, immediate corrective measure to enforce strict, high-stakes ceremony discipline

[wintry fog]

Nah the one with a huge mouth that no one expected as a child and freaked tf out

[hazy kestrel]

Oh wait I think I remember

[hazy kestrel]

Yeah that’s the one

That was in the catacombs right?

[visual vortex]

All bad posture and back pain can be immediately fixed if we used a stretching rack or a rolling pin

[gloomy tartan]

All bad posture can be fixed by doing the WORM

[wintry fog]

Nah, just the well in kokariko village iirc.

[hazy kestrel]

Or was the well the entrance to the catacombs?

I don’t remember

[wintry fog]

It's been a few decades so maybe

[hazy kestrel]

I remember the clock tower theme

Was peak

Accordion guy went ham with the tunes

[stuck crescent]

Majora's mask?

[gloomy tartan]

Hey krieg hater

[stuck crescent]

Wot?

[hazy kestrel]

Ocarina of Time

[gloomy tartan]

Youthink krieg are into mud

Like mud wrestling

That vibe

[wintry fog]

Krieg REALLY like gladiator movies.

[gloomy tartan]

Those ppl who off road in mud

[stuck crescent]

I thought clock town was majoras mask

[gloomy tartan]

Drink in mud etc

[hazy kestrel]

Maybe

[stuck crescent]

Krieg fans would really be into nick gage

[hazy kestrel]

Never played Majora’s Mask

Def was in Ocarina though

[stuck crescent]

CZW stuff

[wintry fog]

I like using the braced auto rifle
and pretending I'm a heavy gunner.

[visual vortex]

I like using the recon

And pretending im using the cooler version called the hotshot lasgun

[stuck crescent]

I like THE CHHAAAIINNN SSSWWWOOORRRDDD

[wintry fog]

I really wish we had like, a heavier braced version of the recon.
Since it seems like fatshark will never be cool and give us the hotshot.

[visual vortex]

The hotshot is too hot

[stuck crescent]

Uh, actually you're thinking of the hellgun, completely different 🤓

[visual vortex]

Hotshot has a cooler name

[stuck crescent]

Very cooler

[visual vortex]

Never forgot

Forget

Rule of cool

[whole bough]

was on the map where you drop off one bridge onto another, daemon was blocking the only path, i dropped down and then it decided to murder me

[visual vortex]

I dont care if the hotshot is worse than the recon

As long as i feel cool dying

I died cool

[stuck crescent]

In lore, they're different things but authors use them interchangeably

[visual vortex]

One can dream pf the suppressive power

And a red-hot barrel

🤤

[sly quest]

Wife

[visual vortex]

Shoot the top of the bulwark's head

Done

[dire kayak]

mambo

[stuck crescent]

Reminds me of my ex in the morning

[visual vortex]

L4D2 Nick witch voiceline:

[wintry fog]

Does the heavy stubber (not the twin-linked) still suck?

I haven't played oggy in a year

[visual vortex]

Basically every ogryn weapon sucks

The cool thing about playing ogryn is realizing that literally any other class does his job but better

[astral basin]

Awake

Aaa

[stuck crescent]

-MisterE

[visual vortex]

Im smarter than misterE

Because i enjoy playing ogryn

But admit that every class is just better

[stuck crescent]

Being smarter than misterE isn't hard

[visual vortex]

I am the smartest human alive

[wintry fog]

true
except explosives
and perhaps melee

[summer glade]

ellis stories are funny

[visual vortex]

The ever humble hive scum rpg

[stuck crescent]

Know what's even funnier?

[visual vortex]

The ever humble flame grenade and chembomb

[stuck crescent]

KRIEG LOSING AT WAR

[wintry fog]

chem grenade is pretty amazing, especially when upgraded.

[visual vortex]

The only reason to play ogryn atp is to hear the voicelines

"Rattle and Roll!"

[stuck crescent]

My biggest criticism of the ogryn is the players

GET OUT OF THE WAY

[visual vortex]

Ogryn players are smarter than arbites players

[stuck crescent]

That's not very hard, admittedly

[wintry fog]

gonna make a change.org petition for FS to fix/remove the stupid firing modes on the ripper gun

[visual vortex]

I actually like the ripper gun

But not the damage

Fatshark's best joke was making the most heavy and powerful sounding weapons in the game have the about the same lethality as a pebble flicked at an elephant

[wintry fog]

Right? It needs better damage, especially if they'll give it that much recoil and force it to fire two or three times

[delicate vapor]

Made $39 from a bottle recycling place

[visual vortex]

I think it's like that because ogryn's cant aim in the first place

[delicate vapor]

[visual vortex]

But it should reward you for managing to hit a shot with devastating damage and insane suppression

Atp just use a vet recon build or a plasma build

[dire kayak]

doro

[wintry fog]

Just like how the heavy stubber should be like shooting someone with a small tank shell that rips through everything.

[visual vortex]

Nono

[gloomy tartan]

You know what’s nice

I’m useful on dark missions

[visual vortex]

You have to think of it like the big funny guy

[gloomy tartan]

With my inf las guns flashlight

[visual vortex]

And the big funny guy would never hurt anyone

[gloomy tartan]

And my enemy marking

[visual vortex]

Ogryns would never hurt anyone

They're just so quirky

[wintry fog]

tfw flashlights are still weapon locked

[gloomy tartan]

My favorite thing about gundam is using tank rounds as rounds for the mech machine guns lol

[visual vortex]

They would never solo two chaos terminators and manhandle them with their bare hands

[gloomy tartan]

I miss my bolter shove tho

[visual vortex]

And ogryn would never drag a tank half a mile

They are the big funny guy after all

[delicate vapor]

[gloomy tartan]

Hey question

[wintry fog]

we can have both -gif of the american chopper guy throwing a chair-

[gloomy tartan]

It shows me the rumbling giants event even tho I missed finishing it

That’s just to like mock me for not getting the reward ?

[visual vortex]

The reward?

[gloomy tartan]

Yeah

How events give you a little dodadd

A emblem

[visual vortex]

Man dawg im so sorry you're devastated for not getting s banner

[gloomy tartan]

Oh no I’m not

The banners kind of ugly for rumbling giants

I think I missed the dead side patrol event too idk

[visual vortex]

Yknow at first my anger for fatshark locking the most beautiful sets of four used in the trailers and promo material behind time which you cannot ever get back was justified

[gloomy tartan]

It shows a reward I don’t think I have idk

[visual vortex]

But after hearing your pleas my anger is but a mere fly

[gloomy tartan]

I did a lot of expeditions tho so odd

[wintry fog]

FS gonna remove mats from missions and have them exclusively in expeditions

[visual vortex]

FS gonna pull a roblox and remove the old thing and make people use the new thing

I miss you classic faces

[wintry fog]

Never played roblox, all I know is it's one of those communities that attracts lots of religious people for some reason
like minecraft

[gloomy tartan]

Did the expeditions have alive event reward ?

[visual vortex]

It doesnt attract religious people

[gloomy tartan]

Or is it just showing one of the ones you get from the penances

[visual vortex]

But it sure as hell did attract a certain group

[wintry fog]

furries?

[visual vortex]

And pedophiles

[acoustic pebble]

Mainly pedophiles

[wintry fog]

[acoustic pebble]

Agreed

[visual vortex]

Roblox is literally bleeding money like it was struck in an artery because they refused to fix their moderation

[wintry fog]

Not today, youth pastors

[gloomy tartan]

Oh no wonder I didn’t finish the dead sider patrol event

Was doing birthday stuff

Well that’s how the cookie crumbles

[visual vortex]

Remember guys

If they fixed moderation

[gloomy tartan]

It was just some portrait thing anyways.

Fuck it

[visual vortex]

Their chief of safety and david wouldve been caught

We cant have that now can we?

[gloomy tartan]

I kind of hate items you can only get from a event once

I love allways getting a new event

[wintry fog]

Is this actual lore?
But it makes sense, policies always end up protecting predators when management is predatory.

[visual vortex]

It is

[gloomy tartan]

Would it be lame if old events came back?

[visual vortex]

I think the chief of safety had a badge from visiting a nsfw game

But it wasnt banned till it blew up

Which means he joined

Played

Saw nothing wrong

Dipped

And only banned it when it became big

[green beacon]

just took a look at their income statement and it seems like theyre making pretty big increases in revenue year over year?

[wintry fog]

Naw. They need to fold rotten armor enemies into the enemy seeds like they did mutated poxwalkers

[visual vortex]

Mustve been stock maybe

I cant remember

[gloomy tartan]

Like the fire event ruled

That was fun

[visual vortex]

I just remember having a heart attack with how many dips

[gloomy tartan]

I get having items be limited but I hate it

I want stuff I missed

[visual vortex]

They should add variants of items that you can purchase from the commissary

[wintry fog]

I too liked that one, it gives levels a nice change of atmosphere

[visual vortex]

That way it isnt disrespecting the people that actually did it but is giving people a chance to get those items

[green beacon]

their stock is down 20% since 5 days ago

[delicate vapor]

[visual vortex]

Hang on let me find it

[acoustic pebble]

I just found a new insult: "You STILL play Roblox"

[delicate vapor]

Escape Tung Tung sahur horror game is my go to

[visual vortex]

9 months ago it dipped

I think 9 months ago the schlep thing blew up and states starting digging into roblox

[green beacon]

Roblox has experienced significant challenges, including a 19.5% drop in stock price due to reduced growth expectations after implementing stricter child safety measures. The company reported $1.44 billion in Q1 revenue but widened its net loss to $246 million, prompting management to cut full-year bookings guidance.

is what yahoo news has to say about it

[delicate vapor]

[plucky stag]

hello I like men

[green beacon]

seems like theyre taking stricter child safety measures and thats prompted people to interact less with the platform???

[visual vortex]

Yeah

[wintry fog]

Fuck yeah, live freely

[visual vortex]

Also because you have to pay monthly to keep a game up

[plucky stag]

roblox mentioned

🤢

[visual vortex]

So they are killing actual creative devs

[plucky stag]

are they still using ai for age verifications

[visual vortex]

Yes

[delicate vapor]

Yup

[visual vortex]

And now there's age groups

[plucky stag]

😔

[visual vortex]

And they removed classic faces

Btw the age group stuff opened a black market

[plucky stag]

and im sure kids are honest about their age online

[delicate vapor]

They did also remove a games long time thing being classic 2D faces for more realistic 3D ones that look quite ugly

[visual vortex]

Just a fun fact

[visual vortex]

They were made with ai

[plucky stag]

moderation doesnt exist anymore

[visual vortex]

Example: pumpkin face

[wintry fog]

Let it burn.

[delicate vapor]

Yes

[plucky stag]

I've seen the marketplace and some of the emotes by the community are just vile

[delicate vapor]

[visual vortex]

Roblox talks in money

[delicate vapor]

The ai system they have false bans people quite a lot

[plucky stag]

Davey's response to the child safety problem on his platform was to add a 17+ dating program btw

[delicate vapor]

Some guy got banned for having a bench model

[visual vortex]

Oh yeah that too

[wintry fog]

That's what happens when equity schemes get their hands on game studios.

[visual vortex]

Also he said in an interview that he saw pdfs as an opportunity

Now guys im no psychologist

[plucky stag]

Davey also blocked Schlep on twitter lol

[delicate vapor]

No hope in saving

[visual vortex]

But i believe sigmund freud said something about slips of the tongue revealing your inner self

[dire kayak]

what

[visual vortex]

And if that's true i think we uhh

Might need to check david-boy's old harddrive

[wintry fog]

So like Hooters, but for creepy weirdos

[visual vortex]

With two people

And halfway through his face got really red

And he was visibly agitated

[dire kayak]

how can people even support this game anymore 😭

[visual vortex]

Because it was their childhood

[delicate vapor]

One decent thing they did recently was banning Condo makers

[visual vortex]

And letting teddy be invited early to the hatch event

[wintry fog]

That whole region of gaming is full of brainrot.
There's some nice and normal people who just want to play game, but otherwise it's a bunch of little kids and the dumbest MFers alive.

[visual vortex]

Which was supposed to be a rerun of the egghunt

But teddy in it became so bad devs dropped out

Also it wasnt even good

[delicate vapor]

[visual vortex]

If you guys wanted to know what it was you joined a game

Went like 5 steps to rhe left

Got a badge

Left

Repeat

No hats 😞

FUCKKKK GIVE ME THE GREEN GOOP EGG AGAIN 🙏

[plucky stag]

I played since 2013 and I can say it fell off around the time tix was removed and they added UGC

[visual vortex]

I was on about that time too

[plucky stag]

adding ugc was a mistake

[visual vortex]

Literally every game that gives people that power ends dead

[delicate vapor]

Same here

[visual vortex]

Roblox is lucky enough to have been around earlier and make bank before

[plucky stag]

voice chat was prolly the worst decision they've done

[visual vortex]

Rec room did the same

Shutting down

[lime beacon]

Waiting for the Roblox version of gzw

[visual vortex]

I didnt mind the voice chat as much as I did them removing the classic faces

(I never used it)

I just liked listening to little british kids try to sound tough in little gang games

[summer glade]

rip oof sound effect

[visual vortex]

I think they added that back

[delicate vapor]

I did meet some good friends cause of Roblox VC but after that I stopped playing

Only really hop on to join my sister

Or little cousins

[visual vortex]

Last time i played was december

[waxen sleet]

Auric Expeditions I go... timecti suffer

[plucky stag]

adding voice chat in a game full of kids which also has a child safety problem was a disaster waiting to happen

[visual vortex]

Yeah

[ancient tinsel]

VR Chat flashbacks

[visual vortex]

It was more restrictive back then too

[visual vortex]

Rec room flashbacks

Guys i thin roblox and recroom are cut from the same womb

[ancient tinsel]

Never been called the N word by more 12 year olds in my life

[plucky stag]

cuz now ppl can say even worse stuff without getting censored. there's an automod which bans you from vc for a couple minutes if it detects you saying something inappropriate, which obviously malfunctions all the time

[visual vortex]

Oh yeah i remember that

I used it once

I told a guy to

"Come with me ill show you where to buy guns"

Got warning

Ight roblox

It was a fighting game btw

[plucky stag]

rate my avatar was crazy too
glad it got banned

[ancient tinsel]

Roblox is right down the road from my house.

Their HQ.

[delicate vapor]

[ancient tinsel]

They own like four buildings here in San Mateo now.

[visual vortex]

Public restroom sim got banned i think

Thank goodness

[plucky stag]

the fact it was even allowed to exist is wild

[visual vortex]

Giving people the opportunity to get paid for making things in a virtual world is bad

[delicate vapor]

Only big thing I remember on Roblox was being donated 100k robux

[wintry fog]

You have the chance to do the funniest thing ever
🍾 🔥

[visual vortex]

Because then you get lil slop and shock games

[ancient tinsel]

I'd love to. But I have a friend working there. ;_;

Well. We aren't really friends so much anymore. I think I made an offhand comment about them profiting off of child labor.

[plucky stag]

and still get only a fraction of the money from the game

[visual vortex]

More profitsble to just make a steam game

[ancient tinsel]

Their CEO is a slimeball.

[visual vortex]

Grass is green

[delicate vapor]

Lobster is boiled

I eat

[visual vortex]

Sky is blue

[ancient tinsel]

They have a great open brewery right outside of their office I love to frequent until all the fuckin' tech nerds come off of work and hit the bar and start talking work.

Never wanted to turn a gun on myself so quickly as that

[wintry fog]

Yeah it's easy to learn Unity or rpgmaker

[visual vortex]

I bet a few games on roblox would do better OFF roblox ngl

[ancient tinsel]

Heeeeey, Rudy Giuliani in the hospital YEEEEAHHHH

[plucky stag]

I feel like its a lot easier for your game to become a popular success on roblox than on steam but maybe its just me

also the roblox engine sucks

oh shoot 2 am

[visual vortex]

Well obviously yeah

So make a higher quality game

[hazy kestrel]

Time for some Mordhau I think

[wintry fog]

SHE'S 15 SHE'S TOO OLD FOR YOU

[dire kayak]

im gonna eat mordhau

[dire kayak]

she's 17 scott

[hazy kestrel]

Please don’t. :(

[plucky stag]

nowadays on roblox the actual good games will get 400 players and die in 2 weeks while games like steal a tung tung tung sahur obby with 25 pay 2 win gamepasses will become trending and active

[wintry fog]

I need to rewatch that scene, even tho I hate Cohen

[visual vortex]

Cant believe sword fight on the heights died for this dawg 😞

Also dont forget that roblox is basically erasing their history with each update

The monthly pay thing will cause old ass games with devs that dont play are going to be gone

[dire kayak]

i got metro awakening again

[visual vortex]

And their engine shut down any game without the new one will remove so many

It already has

So much history lost 😞

[wintry fog]

Reminds me of starcraft custom games.
SC and WC3 had very lively map communities that would make fun game modes.
Then Blizzard killed the community in SC2 with some very stupid sorting rules on battle.net

[ancient tinsel]

Then Activision killed Blizzard, then Microsoft killed Activision

WHO WILL KILL MICROSOFT

...Roblox

[gloomy tartan]

Bring back b games

It’s all triple a or “indie” now

Every game has to be insanely successful now

With crazier budget

Just let me pet a dog and do cool stuff

It doesn’t have to have a budget bigger than your countries capital

[delicate vapor]

[wintry fog]

Microsoft is one of those firms at the top of the ownership chain so they'll probably never disappear, at least not until the great fafo happens

[gloomy tartan]

I miss when halo was good

That’s when Microsoft was mogging

[wintry fog]

Same.
I wish halo wars had been a proper RTS

[gloomy tartan]

Gears of war also

That was good before

[wintry fog]

One game that really needs to come back is Quake Wars
Amazing concept made 10 years too early

[hollow cradle]

Guys what would be a good In-game spot in the maps to get a high contrast saturated uniform background to use as a green screen to cut/mask the animations?

[gloomy tartan]

Ummm

Bright area

[visual vortex]

Guys Tilly Norwood passed away at 1 year old

[gloomy tartan]

Definetly not a dark mission

[wintry fog]

Who dat

[visual vortex]

Ai actress that'll be taken out back since the oscars said no ai actors

(I have no sympathy for this clanker)

[wintry fog]

Oh yeah that thing
I remember the creepy chuds on twitter being like, "this is the only way to see a virgin actress"

[gloomy tartan]

How long till they make ai based on famous people

[delicate vapor]

Jarvis

[gloomy tartan]

Like Tupac

Or Einstein

[wintry fog]

Likely pretty soon.
Aging actors will probably start licencing out their likeness once they're too old / retired.

Unless you meant like a chat bot

It would be weird to start seeing young Tom Hanks in movies again

[gloomy tartan]

Imagine clanker bot cops pull you over

One is a clanker tom hanks

The other is clanker John Wilks booth

[wintry fog]

The only type of service bot I won't bully are working joes.

If anyone has played Alien Isolation

[south valve]

Porn server

so many porn servers

[gloomy tartan]

Uhhhh

Wat

[wintry fog]

Oh no! Where? So I don't accidentally go there

[south valve]

Got deleted by hadron

[wintry fog]

Oh lmao

[sly quest]

-get in team
-TELL THEM IM BAD
-team gets mad that IM BAD
????
-one of my “teammates” has themselves with a furry woman as a pfp made by ai.

I’m so done with this game. Holy fuck.

[waxen sleet]

Sounds like a normal day

[wintry fog]

I'm sorry that happened, what difficulty are you on?

[stark bobcat]

Careful in this server especially in the voice channels, I've been using them for like 3 years now and I have a lot of dms with the mods

People get very egotistical and toxic

[stable pagoda]

i am the best darktide player ever.

[sly quest]

I was on 22 havoc. They told me they played harder than that yet kept on falling behind??? So just because I ( who played for only 2 weeks btw ) kept dying, I made yall lose focus and destroyed yall’s lives??? Woooow

[stable pagoda]

havoc 22 in two weeks is crazy

you are the best darktide player ever.

[sly quest]

Yeah… figured that the hard way.

[sly quest]

[stuck crescent]

Never touch havoc, seems too sweaty and full of tryhards

[wintry fog]

It sounds like you got a lobby full of dill holes tbh

[sly quest]

It’s fun with normal, nice people

[stark bobcat]

Sorry it happened, some people take games too serious

[stable pagoda]

it’s fun don’t let the odd person out scare you

[waxen sleet]

Wait does that mean I can steal channel 67 from you now,? /s

[sly quest]

oh well… thank you bear

[stuck crescent]

Leys be honest, that's rare now these days

[delicate vapor]

Let’s skin them

[sly quest]

That’s why we all gonna start playing Fortnite.

[delicate vapor]

[stuck crescent]

Pls no

[stark bobcat]

Drg

[wintry fog]

and wear it! Yeah good idea

[delicate vapor]

Wear it

[sly quest]

WEAR IT?

[delicate vapor]

Some Minecraft horror hm

[stable pagoda]

is ogryn allowed in havoc or will i be crucified by my teammates

[stark bobcat]

Host your own and everything is allowed

Use what you enjoy

Depending on the region, some think ogryn with taunt is a must

But everything works in havoc

[sly quest]

Ogryns invented havoc

[wintry fog]

So long as you know how to not play oggy disruptively you'll be good

[stable pagoda]

so true king

[gloomy tartan]

You’re so inspirational ainz

[mental surge]

https://youtu.be/jYc8yUO_1lE?si=ECIzzPIvTgKWH56E

[sly quest]

And very sweet

My goat fr

[south valve]

ouch

[dire kayak]

i hear the ancient god g'alg'roth calling to me deep under the earth

i must dig

[patent grove]

1 like = 1 dig

[south valve]

👍

[stuck crescent]

👍

[turbid island]

A Blood Angel is giving hickies to xenos, he is a sick man.

[sly quest]

… where?

[stuck crescent]

gwydroi

[turbid island]

One of the brothers, but I do not know.

[stuck crescent]

Brother PERVERT, THATS WHO

[modest flume]

I was playing Havoc last night, had an Ogryn join and asked if he should use taunt, I tell him "use what you want", he responds with "yes sir", and ends up being an amazing lugger

"In order to defeat the Gunners you must become the Gunner"

Not to brag but I once told Skudie to keep using her electro staff

[turbid island]

Damn brother Pervertos, he made the dark future darker.

[delicate vapor]

[twin flower]

wuh

[turbid island]

Crayolius sat in a corner crying after witnessing that heresy.

He no longer eats crayons anymore.

[dire kayak]

nietzsche spoke of this

[turbid island]

D8

[blazing ibex]

Are the servers not dying anymore

[modest flume]

I... hope so lol

[obsidian wren]

I love trappers making no noise and magically teleporting behind me when im carrying 2 shitter psykers

God i LOVE DARKTIDE

[jaunty path]

hi goober

[modest flume]

Hi Missus

[obsidian wren]

How do people genuinely struggle with bubble psyker

Im actually at a loss

[dire kayak]

haiiii

mrrrpp

[delicate vapor]

[dire kayak]

elios what's you opinion of gnosticism and hermeticism

[obsidian wren]

Dump stat for laspistol is stability right

[delicate vapor]

I have no idea

[obsidian wren]

Cuz this mf barely moves when you aim

[hearty basin]

Worst type of Darktide player is definitely the ones that think they're good because they keep flicking their mouse left and right look at me guys I'm so mechanically good (misses half the melee swings)

[gloomy tartan]

I like when people compliment my outfit

💅

[sly quest]

Worst type of darktide players is players that play darktide

[gloomy tartan]

Hey Al

You should donate to the Cadia fund

[sly quest]

Hello Chris. I’m so done with this hame

[gloomy tartan]

For one shmeckle you can adopt a cadian

Like uncle mo

I’m never going to stop referencing Uncle Mo lol

[hearty basin]

No just the types to keep aiming at all sides like crazy to look like they're mechanically good but they ain't making anyone impressed and just making their swings less effective

[gloomy tartan]

Imagine your mom being named bag

[hearty basin]

Anyone can adhd their mouse up and down left and right

[sly quest]

Will they send me a Trevor Philips ?

[sly quest]

LAMOAOAOOAOAOOAOAO

[gloomy tartan]

I wish I was as cool as great white

I wish my mom was named bag

[modest flume]

I'm sorry to say

You're better

[gloomy tartan]

Bro his mom is named Kelly bag

[sly quest]

You can always change your mom’s name

[gloomy tartan]

And his grandma is named birkin bag

[sly quest]

Chris channel

[gloomy tartan]

Like the purses

[wintry fog]

bastards ruined darktide smh

[modest flume]

@sly quest This is an order, get your ass on

[dire kayak]

my spotify premium didnt renew and it just didnt tell me

so that really confused and annoyed me

switching to yt music is starting to seem real tempting

[gloomy tartan]

Also he’s related to uncle mo

Who is apparently a horse legend

THE Uncle Mo

[sly quest]

GO AWAY I HATE THIS GAME

[gloomy tartan]

Play event missions with me

[modest flume]

You want better outfits? I'll buy you the whole fuckin' shop

Now let's go

[gloomy tartan]

Damn you buying outfits

[modest flume]

I will make you shine like the star you are

[sly quest]

What are these for

[gloomy tartan]

Updates

[sly quest]

Why is there a lot

[sly quest]

Ohhhhhhhh

[gloomy tartan]

Duh

You old hag

[modest flume]

People complain about the (lack of) updates

[sly quest]

Will you make fun of me for being bad at the game.

[gloomy tartan]

Hey is old hag less offensive than dumb broad?

[gloomy tartan]

Whatever the right answer is

[sly quest]

[modest flume]

I don't appreciate her being called both of those

She is now my pupil and we are going to make her shine brighter than any star in the sky

[gloomy tartan]

Can I call you those things while giving you cheese