general-chat

[hazy valley]

Everyone here seems pretty nice but I have to be safe just in case

[visual vortex]

No lmao

[jaunty path]

the theater will be full of loud mouth motherfuckers

[twin flower]

i watched one of their older shows before i liked it too

Murder Drones was it

[visual vortex]

Children

[modest flume]

If you don't mind, hit me up big dog

[waxen sleet]

Caine fans clearly

[visual vortex]

What's a caine?

[waxen sleet]

Hell ya

[sly quest]

Oh my god… yeah… with full respect to everyone here, got a person dming me about being different in the first 3 days here. It’s so smart of you to stay careful

[graceful hamlet]

Oh yea, you’d definitely get a weird lurker here

[waxen sleet]

The lesser of the two

[twin flower]

🤝

good series

[hazy valley]

I've got good healthcare through my job so I'm keeping up with watching things at least. So far it's just the low blood pressure. They haven't noticed any heart problems. I just hope nothing develops when I get older

[visual vortex]

Oh

I hated that show

I watched half of one episode and couldnt take it

[formal mortar]

I don't get any fun dm's like that

[twin flower]

think people saw Knights of Guinuvere as well and was looking forward to an ep 2

[formal mortar]

It's probably because I'm bald

[visual vortex]

Spongebob movie "BALD! BALD!"

[graceful hamlet]

Just put an anime girl in your pfp and say uwu occasionally

[sly quest]

It won’t I will make sure of that…

[twin flower]

wuh

[hazy valley]

I have my DMs closed to non-friends and friend requests restricted to friends of friends to be extra safe. I'm very paranoid LOL

[formal mortar]

What anime girl should I use? Astolfo?

[twin flower]

[hazy valley]

If I make a new friend I'm the one sending the friend request

[visual vortex]

Ive heard of astolfo

[waxen sleet]

Absolutely

[visual vortex]

I dont get the appeal

[formal mortar]

I remember there was a MUGEN tournament and the winner got an Astolfo body pillow

[graceful hamlet]

Of femboys?

[visual vortex]

Yeah

[sly quest]

I don’t even blame you. Its not even about being creepy anymore it’s about them trying to manipulate you and forcing you to feel bad for their asses. People are so pathetic and sad sometimes.

[twin flower]

based

[hazy valley]

That Geolocation thing made me extra concerned tbh. Dudes can look at a street or the clouds and pin point the location immediately. I have to be a ghost online LOL

But yeah I've had that problem in the past too

[twin flower]

pinpointing from clouds? jesus christ

[hazy valley]

I knew someone awful in a WoW guild who faked depression and deeper issues to try to guilt women in the guild into sending them pics

[twin flower]

me when i cant even get around my own home town and get lost

[visual vortex]

I smell the air

If it smells like home

I go that way

[dire kayak]

hm

[waxen sleet]

Clouds indicate weather, light determines time of day, etc

[visual vortex]

Nose has never failed me

[formal mortar]

My nose don't work a lot

[twin flower]

ahh yes the sniff home

[twin flower]

id say that'd be an impressive skill but to use it to stalk people? hell naw

[hazy valley]

There was the funny Shia Lebouf thing where he was hiding some flag or something out in the middle of a forest and the camera was looking up at the flag, and 4chan found the flag purely by watching the live stream and watching the planes passing by, tracking the clouds, time of day, etc.

[visual vortex]

Reddit

[hazy valley]

And then someone took down the flag

[graceful hamlet]

Have you seen the compilation where someone geolocated someone from a simple picture of some grass?

[formal mortar]

Geoguesser, look up Rainbolt

[sly quest]

I work at a thrift store and get my stuff, designs and all posted occasionally on few local pages. You won’t believe how many weirdos would just randomly send me some of these videos and go like “look what I found “ like… yeah bitch? My workplace posted it, it’s out there you didn’t find shit. I should be like you tho, hopefully I will be able to disappear one day and be more careful.

[waxen sleet]

"Lawn. Must be American"

[formal mortar]

That Kentucky Bluegrass is amazing. Must be Texas

[delicate vapor]

dee na mee tae must be italian

[twin flower]

dear lawd

[visual vortex]

Pizza that has burn marks

Italy

[hazy valley]

That's so cool!! Also yeah there are some serious weirdos out there

[twin flower]

dirt too dark

[sly quest]

Weirdtide

[twin flower]

amazon

[waxen sleet]

Pizza is square, Pennsylvania

[hazy valley]

Getting your designs posted on the local pages must be an incredible feeling

[formal mortar]

I try to outweird the weirdos in my area

[visual vortex]

That's here too dumbass

[delicate vapor]

sky looks sad and miserable

must be the uk

[visual vortex]

You ever ordered deep dish?

[formal mortar]

Gotta make them feel uncomfortable like they make others feel uncomfortable

[visual vortex]

That thing IS a square

[waxen sleet]

What brand?

[sly quest]

I actually cry a little whenever that happens because you never know if people would actually like em or make fun of you forever.

[visual vortex]

I think little caesars

[waxen sleet]

I forgot about that, my bad

[visual vortex]

It's okay

Ill forgive you this once

[ancient tinsel]

Oh god, as a designer I feel this. I hate this shit. Everyone on the internet is so judgmental

[formal mortar]

Al can I see some of the work?

[ancient tinsel]

POST LE WORK. WE WILL LE LOVE IT

Or don't. It's up to you

[formal mortar]

If not that's cool I'm just drinking and am vibing

[ancient tinsel]

I'm vibing and drinking

[delicate vapor]

[twin flower]

drink oiter

ahh izutsumi

making me wanna rewatch the anime

[delicate vapor]

[twin flower]

precious

[ancient tinsel]

Why didn't the Darktide team figure out how to apply the same voice filters to VoIP? I want to sound like my psyker and his muffled mask

[formal mortar]

I'm about to rewatch GTO

[ancient tinsel]

GTO?

[twin flower]

Great Teacher Onizuka?

PEAK mentioned

[formal mortar]

Great Teacher Onizuka

[ancient tinsel]

Oh

[sly quest]

Ohhhh what styles do you make?

[twin flower]

Youre gonna love it lmao

[visual vortex]

Great turtle offices

[formal mortar]

It's somewhat dated, but the character is great

[twin flower]

Ikr

I loved that show as a kid lmao

[formal mortar]

Dude keeps trying no matter how much he gets knocked down

[sly quest]

I could show you that one jacket I made. Super proud of it

[formal mortar]

And genuinely cares for the people around him

[ancient tinsel]

My designs are boring. Related to tech. I just got back into sketching tho and am doing dot art grimdark stuff

I'm trying to design a good tattoo I'd like

[formal mortar]

I can draw stick people

[twin flower]

[formal mortar]

That's about it

[twin flower]

i cna draw trees thats about it

[ancient tinsel]

Even stick people have a place

[sly quest]

I love tech wear. Goth tech wears mmm

[ancient tinsel]

Hell half the meme comics I follow are just stick people

I like goth tech wear too, but I'm too old now. Can't pull it off. especially at my workplace

I HAVE LOST LE YOUTH

MY LOST LENOREEE

[formal mortar]

When I get more money it's more suits and ties for me

I like to dress up

[ancient tinsel]

I just wear Levis and Costco stuff. ;_;

[hazy valley]

Dressing up is so fun. Dancing too

[formal mortar]

I used to have a full TMNT outfit

But I need to replace everything cept the shirt

[delicate vapor]

i rock a white t shirt and spongebob pants to bed

[twin flower]

id prolly like this too if i had the money for it

[formal mortar]

Had a bomber jacket with their logo and the buttons were manhole covers, Jeans same way, TMNT socks, Shoes with them, a cap, shirt has a full graphic with raph and mike on front, don and leo on back, and I had tmnt undies

Full fit

[ancient tinsel]

I haven't worn a suit in years

[twin flower]

those tailored suits just look nice imo

[sly quest]

Have a suit wore you tho?

[modest flume]

Acension Riser

[thick coyote]

Boredom riser

[delicate vapor]

ive got one

[modest flume]

I love getting shot through the map's geometry

[formal mortar]

Al makes great clothes, was definitely worth seeing

[twin flower]

noice

jackets?

[acoustic pebble]

Someone say Jack?

[dire kayak]

ough

[twin flower]

Jorkman

-# i mean

Shorkman~

[acoustic pebble]

You are now my number 2

Also hey hey people

[twin flower]

[acoustic pebble]

Al makes clothes?

I need Hawaiian shirts

[ancient tinsel]

Yus. Gimp suit

[sly quest]

1 trillion $

[sly quest]

CLOTHES HAVE NO AGE GO WEAR WHAT YOU WANT

[compact fjord]

How do you explain baby clothes then?

[vivid zinc]

Right now I'm wearing a swanky white dress shirt with a nice pattern n the sleeves rollder up/it's not tucked in and jeans

undershirt too ofc and top 2 buttons undone

[twin flower]

wore all black yesterday and my mates just called me being goth

[vivid zinc]

xD

Nothing wrong with all black

[wintry fog]

I've decided to branch out and wear gray t-shirts with black sweaters

[vivid zinc]

I got kicked out my my D4 party for dying 2x but I was freezing all the enemies and was doing omega damage

sad face

[formal mortar]

What's a D4?

[sly quest]

Grown people wear baby shirts all the time. I myself do too, unless it’s INFANT clothes

[wintry fog]

It's a type of dice

[twin flower]

Diablo 4 me thinks

[sly quest]

Oh my god…

[formal mortar]

That makes sense

[twin flower]

oh my devil

[compact fjord]

[twin flower]

it was just black cargo pants and a black shirt

[dire kayak]

i love playing in mud and eating sand

[sly quest]

They always have super cool designs…

[modest flume]

BACK IN BLACK, I'VE HIT THE SACK

[compact fjord]

It’s true, I have a daughter and all her clothes are cute asl

[twin flower]

** I'VE BEEN TOO LONG, I'M GLAD TO BE BACK**

[astral basin]

Mfw i wear a kilt: “AW MAN HOW DARE A SKIRT ON A MAN IS INDECENT ROUND THESE PARTS”

[twin flower]

highlander things

[sly quest]

AWWW PLEASE REMEMBER TO KEEP HER CLOTHES FOR WHEN SHE GROWS UP, SHE WOULD BE SUPER THANKFUL

[modest flume]

YES I'M
HANGIN LOOSE
FROM THE NOOSE

[modest flume]

Me wearing black because it's easier to clean: hmm yes

Hides dirt better too

[twin flower]

** That's kept me hanging about **
** I've been looking at the sky **

[twin flower]

Its just easier to pair with other clothes too imo

[modest flume]

Exactly

Can't go wrong with black

[compact fjord]

My wife has been putting the cutest ones away! She was 5 months old yesterday.

My wife saw something where they take the material from the baby clothes and make letters and sew them on a sweater for u.

[twin flower]

hell yeah 🤝

[sly quest]

AWWWWWWW IT WAS HER BIRTHDAY YESTERDAY? And yeah! That would be the cutest thing ever…

[surreal lodge]

Just a flesh wound has to be in a private lobby or not because I’m attempting it at rolling steel in a public lobby and it’s not popping up

[twin flower]

uhh, try askin in th #zealot-class chat maybe they know

[delicate vapor]

[twin flower]

am not much for penance hunting myself

[jaunty path]

penance hunting is too exhausting

[round salmon]

why do i see some people's names in boxes for other languages or special character

cant i see what is actually there?

[jaunty path]

special boxes probably means the lanugage u got it in can't read it

[round salmon]

how can i see those?

[jaunty path]

idk?

[round salmon]

are there language packs for the game?

[jaunty path]

dont think so

[modest flume]

CUZ I'M BACK

(I think that's the chorus part I forgot)

[twin flower]

** FORGET THE HEARSE, CUZ I NEVER DIE **

I forgor as well

[modest flume]

I GOT
NINE LIVES
CATS EYES

[marsh iris]

the undead rehearses

[delicate vapor]

[hazy kestrel]

Good night, how are we all doing

[marsh iris]

about to mordhau

[hazy kestrel]

I might join you, even if I have 5 billion ping

Let me boot up my computer

[marsh iris]

nah i may go to europe or us

[hazy kestrel]

Oh

Let me boot it up anyways

We will Bardmaxx to Valhalla

Shiny and Chrome

[marsh iris]

bardmaxxing

how do you mimic others tune btw

[hazy kestrel]

You press “F” and it should be the first result on the top

[delicate vapor]

[hazy kestrel]

What is your Steam name pal

You can dm me

If ya want

[dire kayak]

AGAGAGHGGGHAHAGAAGHHHG and several hours of crying

[marsh iris]

ohh

[delicate vapor]

[hazy kestrel]

I’m down to be an armchair therapist if ya want. 🫂

[marsh iris]

ill ping you

[hazy kestrel]

The wounded healer is IN

[tight pine]

Hmm… 60 baneblades 🤤

[delicate vapor]

Laundry time

[tight pine]

Sent to through a lake

To capture a city sized iron warriors stronghold

[sly quest]

60 banebugrhers ✅

[modest flume]

100 baneblades

[modest flume]

Getting my ass kicked and not in a good way

I think FS's servers are genuinely dying

[formal mortar]

Try a dif server

[twin flower]

im 1 mission away and am done with this event

[formal mortar]

Congrats

[calm nebula]

skitarii next class?

[formal mortar]

Next class is Ork

[twin flower]

nuh uh

[modest flume]

Nah, ratling

[calm nebula]

been praying for times like this

[twin flower]

clearly felinid

[calm nebula]

guardsman cosmetic

[formal mortar]

Trying to add wireless display to my pc

Didn't realize it would take longer than 5 minutes

[blazing ibex]

Dude it's unplayable for me rn

I have never experienced lag quite like that before.

[modest flume]

The game before you joined, everyone had that delay

[sly quest]

Next class catgirls

[blazing ibex]

Consistently fluctuating delay

[calm nebula]

catgirl skitarii 🤤

[twin flower]

kittari's

[blazing ibex]

Weapon Specialist legit couldn't even work properly because I'd switch but the kill would happen after I switched

[twin flower]

kittyariis..

-# hmmm

[modest flume]

catgirl this, catgirl that

Where are the FOXGIRLS

[formal mortar]

In asia

[twin flower]

why is it always girls

where them catboys

[calm nebula]

im more in for the puppygirl skitarii buut eh

[formal mortar]

Girls are superior

[twin flower]

true

[modest flume]

I'll compromise with you on wolfgirls, how about that?

[formal mortar]

Bushman has prey instincts

[calm nebula]

nope

no compromises

[twin flower]

im reminded of Holo from Spice & Wolf

-# was that her name

i forget

[modest flume]

Aye, that's her

[dire kayak]

ough

[sly quest]

Your pfp os super cute IS IT COMMISSIONED?

[modest flume]

shhh you don't have to tell them

[calm nebula]

nuu

[formal mortar]

You told on yourself

[twin flower]

its Nyaster Chief

[dire kayak]

friends are like birds

[modest flume]

Me? Naaaaaah

Just like I'm not Alpharius

[modest flume]

They make noise and shit everywhere?

But they have pretty colors to make up for it?

[dire kayak]

they die if you kill them

[modest flume]

Oh I see

I didn't know that

[formal mortar]

What if they are a phoenix?

[modest flume]

Then extra noise, extra shit, extra colors

[twin flower]

whoa

[formal mortar]

The phoenix is one of my favorite monsters in Brigandine

They heal people by screaming

[twin flower]

i imagine the most horrid birb noises

[dire kayak]

nothing says christmas like burning a child's wish

[astral basin]

Burning?

[dire kayak]

yeah like a candle

[formal mortar]

Im making mac and cheese

[twin flower]

Yes?

oh

[formal mortar]

[delicate vapor]

Bought beer for my grandpas little party

[twin flower]

what kinda alcohol

[formal mortar]

Whats he drinkin?

[sly quest]

Please don’t give your grandpa alcohol.

[formal mortar]

Love the sound macaroni makes

[delicate vapor]

He told me to buy beer for him

[delicate vapor]

Ah

[dire kayak]

share

[delicate vapor]

Which one

[gloomy tartan]

I woke up to Spanish music

One of my neighbors having a party

I awoke to Loud Spanish music bass in the darkness

[delicate vapor]

Good food is nearby

[gloomy tartan]

wtf

I just came upon a Roman D20

They had D20s apparently

[formal mortar]

Is velveeta cheese?

[gloomy tartan]

It’s 2 thousand years old

A 20 sided crystal dice

With the carvings for the numbers and everything

[formal mortar]

Is it for real?

[twin flower]

me when i collect dice

[delicate vapor]

Collect my cheese and collect my dice

[twin flower]

n-

[gloomy tartan]

Appears so

[twin flower]

No..

[gloomy tartan]

Want the link to the dice ?

I’m insta scrolling

[formal mortar]

I dunno

I want to see the seal of authenticity

[twin flower]

i was into like knuckle bones and uhh liars dice hence the lil dice collections

[formal mortar]

Thats cool

[astral laurel]

There are older d20s

The Egyptians had 'em

[gloomy tartan]

It’s on insta I saw it

https://www.instagram.com/p/DX0KP47jDEY/?igsh=NTc4MTIwNjQ2YQ==

Idk if real

[astral laurel]

And the Royal Game of Ur used d4s

[twin flower]

looks like glass

[gloomy tartan]

You ever see pics of a field mouse sleeping in a flower

It’s pretty

[formal mortar]

I see that irl

[gloomy tartan]

You know tennis ?

After tennis games they donate the balls

And they’re used as homes for field mice

It’s so based

The mice love them tennis tournaments

It’s the whimbledon

Whatever the fuck it’s spelled, they donate the tennis balls from that for the field mice to use as homes

[twin flower]

free real estate

[gloomy tartan]

The images are amazing

You can have one per ball or like 3 lmao

[formal mortar]

Pokemon

[gloomy tartan]

They donate like 55 thousand tennis balls

[ancient tinsel]

What happens to Pokemon if someone like shot a Pokeball and they're inside

[gloomy tartan]

So that’s alot of free homes for the field mice

[ancient tinsel]

Like if I fucking bazooka'd Pikachu's pokeball

[gloomy tartan]

I imagine they get freed

[formal mortar]

The pokemon will be fine

[gloomy tartan]

It would be like if your house exploded

But you weren’t hurt

I imagine you would be dazed confused angry

Scared

[ancient tinsel]

YOU GOT KATRINA'D

[formal mortar]

You'd be butt naked with your rubber ducky because you were mid shower

[gloomy tartan]

Hey real question

Do Pokémon even crap

[formal mortar]

That happened to me when our house lit on fire when I was little

[gloomy tartan]

The eat candies

[formal mortar]

Digimon poo

[twin flower]

oof

[gloomy tartan]

Ok but like digimon are digital

So digital poo

[twin flower]

i mean

pokemon fertilizers

[gloomy tartan]

Does the pokeball have a toilet ?

Like wtf happens if it’s in the ball for a while

[twin flower]

you ever see cows or chickens ? nah

[gloomy tartan]

They obviously get hungry

[gloomy tartan]

There’s been normal animals in Pokémon

[twin flower]

nuh uh

[gloomy tartan]

I forgot if it’s only the books

[nocturne bloom]

i have been nuts in BF6 lately, like 5 times the last game i wiped 6 people with one AR mag in the same hallway with them all looking at me

[gloomy tartan]

What I’m asking is

Does the pokeball like delete the crap

Or would it explode out when you blew up the pokeball

Pokeball would solve the housing crisis

Apparently has working plumbing

[formal mortar]

Good stuff pal

I been going through the 11 weeks of challenges I missed

[gloomy tartan]

You cheated u be profen

[formal mortar]

I did run into a cheater today

[gloomy tartan]

Gasp

[formal mortar]

He was banned mid match

[gloomy tartan]

Did you shoot them with a drone strike

[nocturne bloom]

other night i literally ran out of ammo mid fight in op augers tunnel and had to steal a dudes kit after i ran out of Trait ammo lmao

godly 2 tap revolver btw

never stopped using it since s1

[formal mortar]

Thats a fun time

I am just leveling weapons

I didnt play for a long time

So only the first weapons are leveled

Last time I ran out of ammo i got a take down on someone that i jumped passed and then i stabbed his buddy to death

I sleep now, have good night

[jaunty path]

modded tf2 to play touhou music when I open it

best mod

I think this shit has mountain of faith

it does

nah im bugging out

[dire kayak]

touhou music is the best

[jaunty path]

it is

I need to beat touhou 10 at some point

[delicate vapor]

[jaunty path]

It's so fugin hard though..

im not built for this twin 🥀

[delicate vapor]

theres levels to it

[lethal solstice]

Counterpoint: Second Trumpet

The sound of everything crashing and burning has never been this good

[modest flume]

Reminds me of the godly hallway slaughters in Operation Metro

[dire kayak]

hmm

[gloomy tartan]

What

What’s a touhou

[modest flume]

All it takes is one person not to pay attention

[dire kayak]

metro?

i should play metro awakening again

[nocturne bloom]

they really need to make that map again without 6s BS 900 ways into 1 room

[modest flume]

BiG mApS

[nocturne bloom]

they arent even big

100% RTG isnt gonna be as big as the original

[delicate vapor]

[dire kayak]

i can't wait to stresseat later

[modest flume]

BOMBELEOOO

[delicate vapor]

[whole glade]

gup

[delicate vapor]

o deer

[modest flume]

Make smokes great again

[nocturne bloom]

yea its called the fucking gas in the operation

[delicate vapor]

gassy

[modest flume]

Gas?

[jaunty path]

Did someone say Gas?

:3

[modest flume]

I haven't played a BF after 4

They added gas?

[elder merlin]

[nocturne bloom]

not really, you can run into it and nothing happens

even tho you can put a mask on

[restive walrus]

Gwordon feetman spotted

[delicate vapor]

domer

[dire kayak]

doh

[woven sigil]

Sorry, I farted

[dire kayak]

you killed bart homer you gotta go to homer jail

[delicate vapor]

correct

[woven sigil]

The last season gas event was kinda shit ngl

Kinda wish they'd stop wasting time on all these limited time modes an give us some actual content

But Dice gunna Dice

[whole glade]

me when

[dire kayak]

me when the when me me when when me

[whole glade]

uermmm

[modest flume]

Average Swedish dev shenanigans

[whole glade]

thats me

[dire kayak]

get poncho'd

[visual vortex]

Time for a half the year break

[whole glade]

gulp

[twin flower]

finally done with this event

[lilac crag]

hi noob

[delicate vapor]

noob awake

[tawdry edge]

[dire kayak]

don't make me poncho you

[modest flume]

Time to move to Sweden

[simple cliff]

Why do people throw wave 12 in mortis trials so often?

Like they get 'last wave, we won' energy and decide it's time to stop trying.

[sleek harness]

Daemonhost

[hazy kestrel]

Infinite nuclear boxes of hurt make the brain turn off

[sleek harness]

90% of darktide players don't know how to deal with a daemonhost

[obsidian wren]

Infinite bolter spam go br

[simple cliff]

Both of these... make sense. They often seem to forget how to deal with regular specials because they're so busy hyper focusing on something.

[hazy kestrel]

I think goober has lost their mind officially

It’s so over

[simple cliff]

Fool. Death Dealer gives the stubber infinite ammo from wave 1.

Your brrr is nothing compared to mine.

[obsidian wren]

If facetanking or parrying isnt an option i just block a flurry then hit the host

Players will genuinely just spam right click then sit there baffled on how they were supposed to deal with it

[simple cliff]

I found that true grit and death dealer with the right weapon actually makes you invicinble. Because your toughness regens too fast for even a daemonhost.

[obsidian wren]

Why play mortis trials when i can search for a sleeping homeless person and throw a piece of stone at them

[woven sigil]

An if thats not an option, kite it round a bit of scenery and it can't do fuck all, but I guess a lot of people never got that memo

[blazing ibex]

tbf, the daemonhost itself isn't the real problem

[obsidian wren]

Me when i outrun host somehow but it just teleports in front of me and mass cucks me

[blazing ibex]

It's the situation having one awake causes

[woven sigil]

Who knew that a freakish warp daemon's only weakness was a static, non-explosive barrel

[obsidian wren]

2nd weakness*

We have rock

[woven sigil]

True though

[woven sigil]

I mean.. yes, kinda, but moreso with ritual hosts than normal ones

Like ritual hosts can gargle my entire fucking ballbag

[blazing ibex]

Even the normal ones can be troublesome when they're around at the wrong time

But yeah ritual ones are worse

[obsidian wren]

Remove rituals alltogether, these GARBAGE spawns are not even hard to deal with, just genuine aids when a wall of steel is standing in front of you

[woven sigil]

Agree tbh

[blazing ibex]

I exclusively go either stealth zealot or d claw scum to deal with them cuz I know some of them are gonna be bugged

Or have really stupid triggers

[woven sigil]

Excise vault we're all looking at youuuuuuuu

[blazing ibex]

Honestly I feel Smelter's worse lol

It can happen so many times on that particular map

[obsidian wren]

I love triggering a ritual 5 rooms away!

[woven sigil]

Think I've been lucky and managed to dodge rituals on Smelter so far

[obsidian wren]

The cultists have bluetooth connection, if you trigger one the other one does

[woven sigil]

Bluetooth? They've got mesh routers throughout the entire map

[tropic grove]

sooo did some mode installing nothing too crazy, i just added numericui for more info in the match and the true level mod cuz it seethes me to not see like, the actual level of my character once i reached max level like in vermintide does

[blazing ibex]

In Smelter, I play with the thought that I'm inevitably gonna deal with a DH and don't even push the rituals once I see what's happening. It's just better that way.

[woven sigil]

Get: Show Crit Chance

Hella useful mod

[obsidian wren]

Its always going to baffle me on why darktide team refuses to take a hint from vermintide

Darktide is like walt jr

And vermintide is walter

[tropic grove]

do u want ogryn to mention cousin okri or sumthign

[bronze wren]

Mushroom spores are literally everywhere

[obsidian wren]

Quality of life changes not dialogue you c h u d

[bronze wren]

No matter how well you hide
No matter how far you run

You cannot escape the shrom

[dire kayak]

ill kill you

[tropic grove]

my most max level character now is my ogryn which is 30 (+83) now that i can see how many times i leveled up my characters lol

i can also see my havoc rank from the character selection menu which is nice

[obsidian wren]

Ive played everyonr except arbites equally

[tropic grove]

MANDATED EDICT: PLAY ARBITES ONLY

[obsidian wren]

Streetsweeper variant of exterminators shotgun on this event goes hard

Cast stance with 1 tap reload

The kill feed flying past

[viral aspen]

Having a tachysensia episode is weird

[dire kayak]

realll

[timber elk]

OOOOOOOOHHH

II FEEEL GOOOD

dancing

[simple cliff]

I've played everyone except hive scum.

Well not 100% true, my scum is level 5 I think.

[timber elk]

I had a fantastic division 2 session with a friend of mine

I. Am. Spent.

[obtuse oak]

🤨

[obtuse oak]

🤨

are you sure it was a division 2 session

[timber elk]

throws a brick at his forehead yes I’m pretty sure because I got the chameleon exotic assault rifles

[obtuse oak]

is that what the kids are calling it these days

[timber elk]

Hank

[jaunty path]

I got no fuckin clue honestly

[obtuse oak]

[timber elk]

[obtuse oak]

okay fine

glad you had a good time

[timber elk]

Especially since it’s a UBISOFT game

SHOCKING

[obtuse oak]

it really is

[timber elk]

I felt like my time was respected on division

Than again I think it’s that destiny 2 side of me craving something like that

[hazy kestrel]

The only good Ubisoft game I remember playing was Assassin’s Creed: Odyssey

Never played the originals

[gloomy tartan]

I wish we could do a drop kick in Darktide

[timber elk]

Dying light style?

[gloomy tartan]

I’m thinking of yakuza

The prequel one

[timber elk]

Both work

[gloomy tartan]

Where kiryu drop kicks a guy out a window

[hazy kestrel]

Dame da ne intensifies

[gloomy tartan]

It’s realistic he almaot flies out the window too

He barely catches the window frame on his armpits and drags himself in

[delicate vapor]

played warframe with my eyes closed

[gloomy tartan]

He wanted to kick that motha fucka so hard

SO HARD

that he didn’t give a fuck if he flew out

[delicate vapor]

kiryu chan

[gloomy tartan]

I love how he didn’t die either

[worn quail]

i only played 0 and i loved it

[gloomy tartan]

No one dies in yakuza unless they fucking explode

They can get shot

[delicate vapor]

gotta replay it

[gloomy tartan]

Stabbed

S all good

[gloomy tartan]

The yakuza karaoke games

[delicate vapor]

[astral basin]

Aaa

[delicate vapor]

o deer

clean up on isle 6

[twin flower]

clean up on aile you

[delicate vapor]

[astral basin]

Its fine

Its contained in the dogs water bowl

[delicate vapor]

eye sea

[dire kayak]

nietzsche spoke of this

[delicate vapor]

i shall go take a nap goob

[twin flower]

not the doggo

[astral basin]

Thats where the shoes were

[hazy kestrel]

I don’t remember reading this lmao

[nocturne bloom]

im becoming unfixable. LoL and BF6 as a rotation makes me a loud individual

[hazy kestrel]

I have a solution

[nocturne bloom]

i did run over 4 people with a 4 wheeler in a tinnel in bf6 tho

[hazy kestrel]

For Honor Brawls

:)

[astral basin]

“Dtfo. DTFO. DTFO”

[hazy kestrel]

I like your funny words, Magic Man.

[nocturne bloom]

down to WHAT

[astral basin]

You nasty person

It means

Do the fucking objective

[hazy kestrel]

No, I don’t think I will.

[astral basin]

Its a favorite bf acronym

[nocturne bloom]

thats PTFO man

you make me upset

[astral basin]

P?

Play

Nah

[whole glade]

gup

[astral basin]

Dtfo

[nocturne bloom]

PLAY THE FUCKING OBJECTIVE

[hazy kestrel]

Piss on the fucking objective

That’s it right?

[dire kayak]

this is what malcador warned us about

[gloomy tartan]

Fuck the objective !

[astral basin]

Do the fucking objective

Tho

Yo nasty ass

[thick coyote]

Pat the feathery ostrich?

[gloomy tartan]

Plague ass

[dire kayak]

do the fucking, objective

[astral basin]

Had me chuckle at “down to find out”

[hazy kestrel]

Best I can do is launch bikes into the stratosphere with the power of C-4

[gloomy tartan]

Down to fuck off

[dire kayak]

if your name is 'objective' make some noise!!!!

[gloomy tartan]

Dtfo

[hazy kestrel]

Do not the ostrich

[gloomy tartan]

Hey guys we have 5 seats and 6 people anyone dtfo?

Thanks for fucking off!

[thick coyote]

[astral basin]

Your sign to change your name goob
We have a sizable hole is goal crowd 🤔

[nocturne bloom]

PTFO has been a thing since like 2011

[gloomy tartan]

Imagine Clifford in like medieval times

[hazy kestrel]

What the fuck does this mean

[gloomy tartan]

Like some knight riding Clifford

Conquering the barbarian tribes

Or something

[gloomy tartan]

Paid To Fuck Off?

[whole glade]

was happenin?

[astral basin]

Shootin le sheet

[gloomy tartan]

Witches be tripping

Am I right

[hazy kestrel]

Only if you pay me 100 freedom dollars

[gloomy tartan]

lol

[twin flower]

made sum ginger iced tea cuz its hawt as hell

[dire kayak]

which would you rather find living in your attic

1000 roaches
a person

[whole glade]

"the wolves kill cleanly..."

[twin flower]

i mean..

[twin dirge]

A person, at least I can get dinner out of that one

[hidden whale]

is this person

cute?

second question

how did they build an entire attic without me noticing????? O.o

[frail acorn]

this depends a lot on the person and the circumstances for sure

[lilac crag]

attic implies theyre under my jurisdiction

the person, i mean

thus free sword practice

[delicate vapor]

Free eats free..

[lilac crag]

go to bed buddy

[hidden whale]

yes... "sword" practice....

[lilac crag]

ur snoozy

[frail acorn]

you could have new fren :)

or you could have frank horrigan, and i'm afraid he would have to receive an eviction notice

[lilac crag]

get your head out of the gutter

[hidden whale]

it already is? we're in the attic

[dire kayak]

hmmm

[hidden whale]

:3

[lilac crag]

who is we

[dire kayak]

they're a 60yr old man

[lilac crag]

you freak

[dire kayak]

do with that what you will

[lilac crag]

oh my god free For Honor execution

[hidden whale]

hmm... in that case, 60 year old man

very easy to remove

1000 roaches isnt as easy

in fact ill give mine to alexander, they seem excited

[lilac crag]

I will fight the roaches too

im not picky

[dire kayak]

hmmm

what if im the person

[lilac crag]

you shall be executed

[hidden whale]

im handing you over to alexander

:>

[lilac crag]

there will be no person living in my attic

not a one

[hidden whale]

actually, did you BUILD the attic

because I dont have one

so im wondering you got into my attic

[dire kayak]

hmm

idid

[hidden whale]

you can stay, but im sending you to the local labor office

ur paying rent

[dire kayak]

but it's so cozy up here

[dire kayak]

NO

[lilac crag]

away with you fiend

[dire kayak]

meanie,,,,,,,,,,

[grave plaza]

Gato

Slowmode removed?

Wow, is been a while

[nocturne bloom]

there was slowmode in gen?

lol

[lilac crag]

on release of arby n scum

on announcement of 1 week delay for scums announcement

during The Great Gif Era

[elder merlin]

You havent been here in 10 years, of course its gone

[nocturne bloom]

terminally online moment

i just freak

[elder merlin]

[grave plaza]

I was there long time i do remember it has slow mode

[dire kayak]

hive scum more like

hive bum

gottem

[elder merlin]

[grave plaza]

Some redditor made typo class name "hive c|_|m"

Comment section were funny

[simple cliff]

What blessing do y'all put on your tac axe. Decimator looks really good but it also means a team mate killing one enemy I was swinging towards can remove all stacks since you lose it on miss.

[potent sage]

@jaunty path should i get carcharodons, salamanders, imperial fists, blood angels, raven guard, or ultramarines

[lilac crag]

brutal momentum headtaker is the common and most effective choice

[lilac crag]

is this sm2?

also hi abby

[potent sage]

yes

also hi alex

[lilac crag]

carch are my fav faction

heavily biased toward sgetting them

they give u plenty armor pieces

[potent sage]

okay but unbiased

which cosmetic pack has the most armor pieces

also what even are the carcharodons

[lilac crag]

shark marines

simple

raven guard has the least cosmetics from that roster btw

salamanders second

i forget what the ultramarines give

blood angels imo is a must grab because of the reds you get on top of the sexy ass pauldron

fists are great

i forget which bundle gives you the helmet pattern that colors your mask seperately

but that one is also a must imo

thats my scents

u can throw them in my face or eat them

up to u oomf

[twin flower]

space shorks

[potent sage]

i see

[marsh iris]

sprocks

[potent sage]

i dont know which chapter i like

im probably going to go with the ultramarines

[tropic grove]

idk how i can complete an auric maelstrom just fine but i struggle so much with havoc 21 lol

[potent sage]

because they are pretty basic

[marsh iris]

ultramid

[twin flower]

[marsh iris]

(except titus hes alright)

[whole glade]

GAMBIT NEVA FOLDS🗣️ 🔥

[twin flower]

be like that

[twin dirge]

I once had my laundry folded with me still in it

[marsh iris]

aw like a burrito

[twin flower]

bro folded

[dire kayak]

so that's who the corpse in my washing machine was

[lilac crag]

always good to have a foundation

[twin dirge]

I don't think I've had my ass kicked that exquisitely in a long time

[whole glade]

im really hyped for the RE movie

[twin flower]

gonna be awhile

[whole glade]

its in 4 monthes

[twin flower]

ugh

[potent sage]

is there a lore reason why all the characters are so lacking in depth and personality

[twin flower]

Saber made the story

[thick fog]

It is saber and is space marines

in which by default they barely have any personality

[twin flower]

SM1 was alright

[potent sage]

but they made insurgency sandstorm

[twin flower]

But back then it was Capcom

[twin flower]

Yeah but they dont know shit about 40k

[stuck wasp]

Titus is the most mid MC in a 40k story 🚬
If GW/Saber had balls they'd have him fall after having used not one, but two Chaos artefacts.

[twin flower]

Wish CapCom still made sm2 fr fr

[potent sage]

i guess space marine video games arent exactly that geared for stories as they are for combat

[twin flower]

have you tried sm1?

[thick fog]

true

[thick fog]

saber refuses to make any good story

[whole glade]

they made calgar the best part of SM2

[stuck wasp]

GW is too much of a coward to have a story about a loved character falling to Chaos

[thick fog]

If Fatshark had the license to make a space marine game with marine playables, they would make their personalities and banter better

[sleek harness]

Koz why did discord send a notification about you changing your status

[twin flower]

came as a whiplash

[dire kayak]

discord does that sometimes

[twin flower]

hell yeah

[sleek harness]

Weird

[stuck wasp]

Probably, but Space Marine tide game would be so much more limited than usual

[whole glade]

him talking to titus was epic

[thick fog]

true

[sleek harness]

I guess that's the tradeoff of having friends actually added as friends

[thick fog]

Not just a tide game though

[whole glade]

bc no one asked for playlists so i changed it :3

[stuck wasp]

Gameplay and personality, as you can't really have SM and non-SM playable equally.

[marsh iris]

gadriel and chairon throwing baby tantrums and bro titus have to handle them

[sleek harness]

Gup

[twin flower]

I mean I feel like it would have fit better

Youre fighting nids in hordes

[stuck wasp]

Would be best if it is at least Deathwatch to mix up some personality from different Chapter

[thick fog]

i would like to see FS make a game that isnt a tide though

[twin flower]

but Saber just made every enemy a bullet sponge

[whole glade]

GUP

[twin flower]

Be interesting yeah

[potent sage]

no need for meta if all of these weapons fucking suck and dont scale with enemy difficulty

[simple cliff]

Today was a first.

[whole glade]

Cant wait to paint my tc warbands tmr

[stuck wasp]

Nah, I very much am a fan of not having SM tide game.
SM already get like 90% of the support anyway. First time we get to play as an Ogryn.

[simple cliff]

I got killed by stairs.

I was walking up some stairs... my character got stuck... and then died cause stuck.

[potent sage]

any 40k game where you are unable to play as space marines is instantly the best

[simple cliff]

I thought maybe I misclicked crouch or something but according to my teammates I fell through the stairs halfway.

[stuck wasp]

Why for though ? Unless it's to go back to War of the Rose style gameplay I don't really see any bonus to them moving away from the tide formula

[thick fog]

stairs or ladders?

[twin flower]

I mean as a separate game I dont mind, it doesnt have to be 100% a horde based game like what Darktide is

[simple cliff]

OFC this was on wave 12 Auric and ofc it was a 'we throw on wave 12' team.

[simple cliff]

Stairs. WHO SAYS STAIRS TO MEAN 'LADDER'!?

[thick fog]

See them try and experiment new things

[thick fog]

the ladders that you have to climb manually smh

[simple cliff]

Unless you mean a ladderwell but we don't have those in darktide.

[sleek harness]

Between theses choices, I would go by the letter

[simple cliff]

Yeah, my point still stands. Does anyone say 'stairs' instead of 'ladder'?

[thick fog]

It depends

[simple cliff]

ON WHAT!?

I DEMAND TO KNOW!

[twin flower]

reminds of that thing that was going around a while back

FS hiring new programmers I believe?

[stuck wasp]

If they do another tide game in 40k next (please no), I'd rather see us play as Orks, or even the Ynnarie alliance. Those would be more fun to finally play with.

[twin flower]

And talks of a new project is in the work etc

[thick fog]

#zealot-class message

You see those are ladders smh

[simple cliff]

That's you. That is you calling a ladder stairs.

YOU'RE THE GUY!

[dire kayak]

petition to swap the definitions of ladder and stair in the dictionary

[twin flower]

Well thats if GW would ever greenlit another studio to have us play as orks, or eldars even

[stuck wasp]

We do know that some devs at FS are interested with the Orks.

[dire kayak]

orks come to tertium

ts gonna be like infinity war

[simple cliff]

I really wish we could see how many games are open of a certain type. So I can know if anyone is playing a certain difficulty or whatever before quickplaying and getting into a empty lobby. But I think FatShark is really scared of people seeing how their player count can go sometimes.

[stuck wasp]

Problem with a SM tide game, is do you make all the character SM ? That's quite more limiting that the Inquisition stuff we have here.

[twin flower]

Would have been interesting seeing orks in FS's engine

doesnt GW have creative control over everything tho

[potent sage]

u already have ur ork and tyranid horde games

[stuck wasp]

Orks as an enemy faction here would be difficult to make work, also the headhoncho said that it wasn't their time just yet iirc

[potent sage]

let us have our heretic game

colonizers brah

[thick fog]

of course, its their IP and they always must be approved

[dire kayak]

expeditions might be GW's fault

[twin flower]

yeah exactly, its just why i find it harder to picture seeing anything else outside of Spez mahreens

[marsh iris]

alpharius stealth game, kidnap loyalist to turn them over to chaos like metal gear phantom pain

[twin flower]

lmaao

be funny

[potent sage]

tung tung tung diddy ahh

diddy sahur

[simple cliff]

A kill team or something on par with one can kill quite a few orks but I imagine they'll want to expand the current game before a whole new faction. I imagine Tyranids would be better since they'r already foreshadowed and can be a horde faction.

[sleek harness]

This discord implemention is stupid

[stuck wasp]

Expedition are an anwser to common request (Mission that are open aired/plains; and the ability to use artilery strikes and such).

[sleek harness]

I keeping get notifications of Koz changing his status

[lilac crag]

i sincerely doubt that

[sleek harness]

Alexander

[simple cliff]

Death.

[potent sage]

so whats up with successor chapters

whats the point of them

[lilac crag]

with how often the community keeps on wishing for chaos wastes and FS clearly wanting to put up a different spin for DT

[stuck wasp]

Tyranids aren't foreshadowed, GSC at least have had references, but as of yet nothing pointing to them being on Atoma.

[lilac crag]

expeditions is just a failed spin

[ebon bay]

What do you mean?

[sleek harness]

Lesser chapters

[stuck wasp]

Expedition was not a try at Chaos Waste.

[sleek harness]

Which is just in word

[simple cliff]

A genestealear got aboard the morningstar.

[potent sage]

so theyre just minor chapters

why are they successors tho

[twin flower]

it was to prevent another civil war so they toned down their numbers

[stuck wasp]

Option to homebrew your own stuff and create variations of Legions without impacting the main one

[sleek harness]

Because they found or are successors of greater chapters

[stuck wasp]

So not on Atoma, and was already killed.

[simple cliff]

Genestealer cults are like plagues, they can incubate for a long ass time.

[twin flower]

off shoot from their parent Chapters like the original 18

[sleek harness]

It's like a important historical figure and their treeline

[lilac crag]

brunt specifically mentioned that he stomped the head of the genestealer

[stuck wasp]

A GS being brought on ship right before the Atoma situation wouldn't have the time to create multiple generation of GSC

[lilac crag]

1. thats not good
2. he went missing after

[twin flower]

You know what I'd like to see?

Fighting inside the Morningstar

[simple cliff]

Wouldn't have to. THey can easily incubate and wait. They do it all the time. HOW DO YOU THINK THEY INFECT SO MANY PLANETS!?

[twin flower]

Heretics have boarded us

[sleek harness]

Brunt is just making deals with rogue traders don't worry

Theres nothing to worry about

[simple cliff]

They get onto a ship or vessel, they infect a fucker without anyone knowing, and they wait until said dude goes down to a suitable world and then they get started.

[dire kayak]

brunt is one of the packmasters

[sleek harness]

What a traitor

[dire kayak]

you all might've killed brunt.

[stuck wasp]

What we could actually see, Deamons (Plaguebearers, Plague Toads, Nurgling)
And new faction wise, maybe new Chaos Cults allying up.

[twin flower]

No mercy for tailcoats

[simple cliff]

They must have some kind of 'navy' or something. They did board the starter prison ship. Unless that many motherfuckers were able to sneak aboard or something.
Like it's probably small as fuck and consist of a handful of whatever vessels they could get, but it's something.

[sleek harness]

Tail what

[twin flower]

Plaguebearers and make them terrifying please

[lilac crag]

if he died then he was weak

[twin flower]

did I stutter

[sleek harness]

You meant turncoats

[dire kayak]

basedbasedbasedbasedbased

[twin flower]

nuh uh

[sleek harness]

Yes you did

[stuck wasp]

Yes, but we know that the GSC situation they dealt with was just before the current mission. So if they're using that to make a new GSC that we will face that doesn't make sense, as they wouldn't have time to create multiple generation.
Kissed (GS Infected) sure, but none of the GSC units we see on the TT

[dire kayak]

tail?

[simple cliff]

Cool. They can still make them a enemy faction though without any issue.

You're acting like the lore prevents it but the entire point of Genestealer cults if they tend to not pop up until they're good and ready.

[stuck wasp]

Yes ? But not tied to that

[simple cliff]

You realize foreshadowing doesn't have to outright mean 'this is going to happen'. Legit just mentioning something and having it pop up later is foreshadowing.

[stuck wasp]

Oh no there is no lore stopping GSC from happening, but atm nothing really tease toward it.
What could actually stop GSC from happening is the need for infighting with the Scab/Dreg.

[simple cliff]

I don't know what you're trying to argue about at this point.

[simple cliff]

GSC have scabs and dregs.

[stuck wasp]

Plenty of stuff mentioned in game is just to tie to the wider lore. We have voice lines about the Lion's return for example.

[twin flower]

would it be weird seeing Genestealers work with other heretics tho

[stuck wasp]

That atm nothing really point toward GSC being planned or teased for.

[twin flower]

We do?

[simple cliff]

Ok. And?

[twin flower]

I've only heard about the one from Guilliman

[stuck wasp]

Yes.
It is very much against the interest of GSC to have a planet fall to Chaos.

[simple cliff]

I don't care. I am just saying they could work if a 2nd faction was needed.

And they wouldn't be working with anyone but themselves if they did show up, they'd be their own faction.

[marsh iris]

Rise son of Guilliman, we got a city to burn

[simple cliff]

Orks could work but at that point I would expect 'prestige' classes or something. Let us be proper stormtroopers and what-not.

[stuck wasp]

So you're saying GSC but they're separated from the other factions ?

[simple cliff]

I am not saying anything.

We were talking about other factions, someone mentioned orks. I said GSC would be more likely. That's it.

Anyway, moving on.

Another thing I'd like to see is the Traitor Guard be their own faction instead of just mixed in with everything else or maybe a mission modifier.

Demons, cult, traitor guard; they could all be their own thing if they wanted to add variety to the missions.

[twin flower]

so just seeing purely moebian 6th?

[simple cliff]

They'd need to add more.

[true widget]

burp

[simple cliff]

So no, not that.

[twin flower]

should add more enemy types per new class they reveal

[twin flower]

good eatin?

[simple cliff]

Because if it was just the 6th there wouldn't be enough enemy types and everyone just bring a ranged build the moment they saw the modifier.

[stuck wasp]

Isn't there already a Moebian 6th modifier ?

[twin flower]

I thought they were alreayd their own thing tho, and theyre just working together with the admonition cult

hence all the mixed types we see

[simple cliff]

I haven't seen it, maybe it was a event.

Yeah but after Dark Communion and the cult's 'blame Wolfer for everything' and how chaos factions tend to not get along. I could see splits happening or factions each having their own areas of control.

[wet swift]

I came to a terrible realization, this event is going to eventually end like every event and we are probably never going to see it again, can we fix that?

[twin flower]

petition

Rashun event was fun

[wet swift]

In the last mission of the campaign wolfer almost had a falling out with admonition,no?

[stuck wasp]

We've had some event return before

[wet swift]

Too little with a huge amount of nothing in between events

The events should rotate weekly or something

[simple cliff]

Yeah. They basically blamed him for their shit getting rekt. Which is ironic because it seems Admonition is in charge of all the Deadside stuff and they're getting wrecked just as hard.

[wet swift]

I want to see nurgle space marines as bosses or something

[stuck wasp]

FS has previously decided on not have SM of any shape, so sadly that won't happen (unless changes of plans)

[twin flower]

wont happen unfortunately

[wet swift]

Chaos warriors from vermin tide had crazy aura