general-chat

[fiery wave]

He did that to me and whoops you are all alone as well.

[lilac crag]

licht is now scolding me for it

[tired steeple]

Femboys make me like The Thing from marvel

Cause he’s brick

[jaunty path]

@somber stream if someone runs forward run forward with them

[lilac crag]

he sits on his lawnchair with his helbore

[jaunty path]

You choose to use D*eling sword

[somber stream]

He got trappered and then bathe in fucking hell fire

[lilac crag]

he put me in the void mission too!!

when a veteran was shooting

[jaunty path]

Thats the life.

[lilac crag]

all

the

[somber stream]

No amount of dueling sword is going to save him from that

[lilac crag]

barrels

[jaunty path]

Die doing what you love

[jaunty path]

Just duel him out

[fiery wave]

Maybe he is just a sadist but hiding.

[little marten]

Trapper flamer combo is based tbf

I’m a sucker for it

[somber stream]

My bad i should've parried the flame

[lilac crag]

oh yeah not to mention specifically got trapped through bulwarks

[jaunty path]

Exactly

[tropic grove]

nightsider and disposal unit should sound more often in the match

[lilac crag]

i was not gonna live

[jaunty path]

Close distance. Kill.

[lilac crag]

the flamer was just the kick in my balls

[blazing ibex]

Buff plasma gunners

[jaunty path]

It takes flamers a bit of time to turn

[lilac crag]

but yes missus is right and shes always going to be my spirit animal

[little marten]

Or when you get netted and a crusher just waddles up to you and hits you with the 1tap

[blazing ibex]

Return them to their former glory!!!

[lilac crag]

i wish to follow in her inspiration of violence and courage

thank you missus

you are my muse of blood

[jaunty path]

Run forward and kill things

If ur team dies

Ur team dies

[blazing ibex]

So I can cross an angle and immediately get my shit kicked in, try to get into cover and then get shot through the cover!

[jaunty path]

Remove taunt

[blazing ibex]

Peak enemy design

In a more serious note

I do wish plasma gunners were actually more imposing than they are now.

[tropic grove]

500 muties

[jaunty path]

Plasma gunners honestly feel like another enemy

[little marten]

When you turn a corner into 6 of them they can be quite troublesome

[blazing ibex]

I get they needed to be nerfed but it felt overcorrected.

[jaunty path]

Pull out ur melee. Theyll pull out melee too

[amber delta]

pgunners are just shotgunners but with carapace head

[jaunty path]

Monke see monkey do

[tacit geode]

this is what happens when the big fish listens

[little marten]

BY THE GOD EMPEROR OF MAN, I NEVER PULL OUT

[marsh iris]

imperium needs more soldiers

[tropic grove]

when cat girls into the game

[amber delta]

I am empras strongest soldier

[fiery wave]

I mean, release ver was just terrible, no warnings, nothing visually striking and just did too much for the numbers being spawned.

[cosmic burrow]

believe it or not felinid class would enable a lot of possibilities

[tropic grove]

rock likes u

[blazing ibex]

"I get they needed to be nerfed"

[cosmic burrow]

however gw says no

[blazing ibex]

Yeah I agree.

But I think they went too far trying to balance them to the point where they rarely cause any real issues ime

[amber delta]

u are right I don't believe you

[blazing ibex]

Notably because there just aren't a lot of them and they're really easy to counter.

[feral vessel]

fuck felinids i want my nightsiders..

the cute version of nightsiders

[fiery wave]

Like an annoyance, but isn't that how elites are?

[blazing ibex]

I liked when they were legitimately a threat you had to respect.

[fiery wave]

Assuming out of havoc for reasons.

[blazing ibex]

No I'm assuming Havoc too.

[feral vessel]

#zealot-class message
SEE

THIS KIND OF NIGHTSIDER.

I WOULD LIKE

[cosmic burrow]

you get the man bat from the superhero dispatcher game

[feral vessel]

still a win

[fiery wave]

I wouldn't since terrible to balance based on h40.

[amber delta]

is this part of that artwork where felinid shows signs of SA

[blazing ibex]

I mean for just the game entirety. Across all difficulties including havoc because it's the same deal there too.

[feral vessel]

i think? it's the popular abhuman monstergirl image

[blazing ibex]

They're just not really much of a threat.

[cosmic burrow]

havoc should not be taken into consideration with balancing

because its straining the game to its limits

[blazing ibex]

Oh my God bruh

I MEAN THE GAME. REGULAR DIFFCULTY AND HAVOC

they're pretty much the same way even in high havoc. Not numerous enough to be a true threat and really easy to counter when you get how to deal with them.

[cosmic burrow]

Its already a consensus that fs balances the game around auric

[fiery wave]

Eh, with how tanky things can be, and the fact they can shoot through crushers and bulwarks makes it more annoying. They don't even do any damage to them unlike actual snipers.

[cosmic burrow]

Solution is simple. Nerf player power.

[sleek harness]

Lets balance the game only using Heresy and make Auric Havoc 2

[amber delta]

lets not balance the game

[blazing ibex]

I have been up and down saying FS should do that

Are they gonna do it?

[amber delta]

reverse the balance

make it unbalanced

(more)

[sleek harness]

The game is owned by Fatshark not Arrowhead

Wrong game buddy

[simple cliff]

I'd rather see harder enemies but not plasma gunners.

I am plasma gun hater #1.

[blazing ibex]

I really would like to see a timeline where they actually consider that option.

[feral vessel]

hey skaven thanks for spiking my cortisol

[cosmic burrow]

Fuck no because of chinese players that whine at every single change a review bomb the game

[sleek harness]

I lived plasma gunners at launch

[gloomy tartan]

Me too

[simple cliff]

They're not hard but I do hate anything that is only 'slightly peeved' from a heavy stubber crit to the head.

[amber delta]

who cares chinese crybabies

[simple cliff]

AT LEAST GET SURPRESSED YOU FUCK!

[gloomy tartan]

Plasma gunners at launch was nuts lol

[simple cliff]

YOU ABSOLUTE FUCK!

[tropic grove]

i think the balancing depends on how many players play X mode for example, if the majority of players play missions on heresy diff

[simple cliff]

I'LL KILL YOU AND YOUR PLASMA-WIFE AND PLASMA-KIDS TOO!

[amber delta]

they already review bombed slay the spire 2 into mostly negative

[sleek harness]

Yeah no problem

[feral vessel]

how are the chinese in on this i thought they liked cock and ball torture difficulty

[sleek harness]

Liked*

I wasn't a plasma gunner I swear

I didn't killed any of you

[blazing ibex]

There was talk of dueling sword and plasma gun nerfs. Not confirmed ones btw

But talks

[jaunty path]

Tf would it do

[amber delta]

they have mentality of winning at all costs

[simple cliff]

Wait nerfs for OUR plasma gun? But why tho?

[fiery wave]

Used to be malice till they made it look like 'easy' instead of 'normal'

[sleek harness]

Knife Zealot 2.0

[simple cliff]

Do people actually think it's OP?

[blazing ibex]

And there was a massive review bomb that occurred, quite a bit of them being particularly Chinese.

[blazing ibex]

...It is OP.

[fiery wave]

Most ppl tend to pick the middling diff.

[feral vessel]

oh right i guess that makes sense

[sleek harness]

Because it's a plasma gun

[blazing ibex]

It's less so now.

[simple cliff]

I mean yeah, if you suck with other weapons I guess it is the easiest to use.

[blazing ibex]

...

[simple cliff]

🕶️

[blazing ibex]

I feel like I'm gonna go into a tangent about how people have been asking for a nerf for it for years.

[simple cliff]

Do it.

[cosmic burrow]

If i balanced the game i would be blunt as fuck about

[simple cliff]

Become like me.

Embrace the fucking salt.

[marsh iris]

plasma gun shoot timings annoys me

[cosmic burrow]

If someone complains something ksnnerfed they get git gud answer

[hazy valley]

I just want Plasma charged shot to be more interesting tbh

Idc how

[fiery wave]

If you lose, you should just not exist cos worthless mindset. Is same for everything. Also why ppl would be happier if I took my own life.

[blazing ibex]

It was supposed to be with the rework

But of course

[feral vessel]

what

[blazing ibex]

Nothing changed.

[feral vessel]

don't do that

[amber delta]

well it did get buffed

but it didnt make it more interesting

[simple cliff]

I don't actually think plasma gun is OP. I just think that it's VERY easy to use and get good results with.

[hazy valley]

The cleave changes were a neat way of addressing it but then they rolled back 9 cleave up to 18 and suddenly hip fire had so much cleave it didn't care again

[fiery wave]

Chinese mentality. Be number 1 or you are a failure.

[simple cliff]

I still think a dude who can rapid-fire headshot with a hellbore is better then plasma.

[sleek harness]

Add a Warioware minigame between it

[jaunty path]

Got it. Special Event: Oops, all plasma gunners!

[fiery wave]

If you can't win others, what good are you?

[feral vessel]

hey we did that already tsc

[simple cliff]

I'll kill them, like animals, not just the plasma gunners but the plasma women and plasma children too!

[sleek harness]

Jesus, Karien what the fuck

[jaunty path]

Can't microwaving grapes give you plasma

[cosmic burrow]

Thats the mentality in china

[simple cliff]

I must absolve my record. I hate the 'ENEMY' plasma gunners. I am cool with us using plasma guns.

[fiery wave]

I grew up in that kinda toxic stuff. I got beaten over 99/100.

Not perfect.

[marsh iris]

plasma enema

pchaowww

[fiery wave]

Well, whipped with a belt.

[sleek harness]

That means 1% Karien

[simple cliff]

My asshole hurts from reading this. Die.

[sleek harness]

But I hope you are alright now

[jaunty path]

Sigh, I understand Harlz Plasma Gunner stole your lunch money in highschool but you need to move on

[hazy valley]

Does anyone judge someone for using any particular weapon? I feel like most are viable with current game balance

[fiery wave]

No, as in score for exams.

[sleek harness]

Oh

[simple cliff]

YOU BETER BE GLAD THAT MY SEXIST VIEWS PREVENT ME FROM HITTING WOMEN OR PEOPLE USING SHE/HER PRONOUNS!

Oh I'd totally hit you... in minecraft... with a pool noodle.

[sleek harness]

Electric staff

[cosmic burrow]

If you have gotten 100 you would still be beaten for the sake of it

[sleek harness]

If they spam it I am totally killing them

[formal mortar]

Only time I judge weapons is in manga/manwha/etc when they use a dagger

[jaunty path]

I judge psykers who use inferno staff + Dueling sword.

[hazy valley]

Do you mean left click build or right click build

[jaunty path]

Its the most basic bullshit

[fiery wave]

I am, just on the poorer end but you know, normal enough. To some, this is already being a failure.

[jaunty path]

And anyone who uses dueling sword period

[sleek harness]

Charge electric staff build

[simple cliff]

A lot of builds are basic bullshit.

[cosmic burrow]

Using ds means you are less skillfull imo

[simple cliff]

It's how you use em.

[fiery wave]

No, cos they will be busy showing off the scores.

[patent grove]

I'll take a basic build noob over a bot

[jaunty path]

Oh so does that mean you won't fight back when I try to yank off your finger and toe nails with specialized tweezers?

[fiery wave]

Parents use their child's scores to show off.

[sleek harness]

No, that means you are determined to keep going on

[blazing ibex]

I judge people who use smite a lot

[simple cliff]

Sadly, yes.

[jaunty path]

Who use smite period

[jaunty path]

Duly noted

[fiery wave]

More, I failed to end it at least 3 times to date.

[hazy valley]

I'm curious why. I'm a Vet main so I was aware of the stigma vs Purge staff and Smite but I didn't know Electro staff was also a problem

[blazing ibex]

Ek staff is disgustingly broken in Auric at least with M1 build

[feral vessel]

HATE MACE ENEMA.

NO LUBE.

[jaunty path]

Oh it is?

[sleek harness]

The electric staff does great single target damage and it spreads though enemies

[fiery wave]

Pretty sure I mentioned it before.

[blazing ibex]

Yes.

[sleek harness]

So it's a single target and a horde clear

[simple cliff]

I DON'T CARE WHAT PEOPLE USE AS LONG AS THEY'RE NOT SUCKING!

[jaunty path]

I never minded electro staff tbh

[marsh iris]

😽
🫶

[sleek harness]

I wasn't here before

[jaunty path]

They suck usually

[fiery wave]

Bring your own then.

[simple cliff]

Meta this, meta that, I see people with the top meta of all time and they STILL get their asses kicked!

[sleek harness]

I am not here 24/7 guys, that's a myth

[hazy valley]

Yeah I remember that build but hardly anyone ever talks about it anymore and I don't see it very often either

[blazing ibex]

Because a lot of people don't actually know how absurd Surge blessing is on EK staff

[jaunty path]

Especially in havoc

[patent grove]

Don't suck, and don't shoot poxbursters near teammates

[simple cliff]

I use flame staff because fire look cool! No other reason! I don't use dueling sword because I hate having to press alt fire to parry. Parries are for soulslike nerds! I DODGE!

[fiery wave]

I guess, but basically I failed so hard, I failed to put myself into eternal sleep.

[marsh iris]

plasma enema gunner
or
chainsaw enema mauler

[sleek harness]

Oh

[simple cliff]

What if I was already shooting it and then they run into it?

[feral vessel]

moloch or baal ass question

[simple cliff]

Because some people legit forget that you can kill poxbursters normally,, you don't always have to shove them.

[jaunty path]

Shit happens ig.

Be more aware of your teammates

[feral vessel]

ammo efficiency

[marsh iris]

[jaunty path]

Its better to sometimes.

Its good for horde control and damage

[feral vessel]

especially when the sharpshooter vet or gunlugger oggy is hoarding all the ammo

[simple cliff]

Yes but when a poxburster is knocked on its ass and everyone is just staring at it as more enemies pore in I am always thinking 'JUST FUCKING SHOOT IT!'

[patent grove]

Accidents happen

[jaunty path]

Or melee it like a boss

Or

[hazy valley]

Yeah if it is safe to do so it is better to shoot them at a distance before they force someone to shove

[blazing ibex]

Implying gunlugger even has to hoard ammo these days.

[jaunty path]

Shove it into your teammates

[hazy valley]

The problem is when someone thinks it is safe to shoot and someone else is sprinting to shove

[jaunty path]

Better to let the burster come to you

[fiery wave]

Need communications over it tbh.

[simple cliff]

If it's on the ground. Shoot it. If its running to you, shove it.

[fiery wave]

Just stick with a survivalist vet for now.

[hazy valley]

Yeah but it's harder to communicate with randoms

[fiery wave]

Lul.

[jaunty path]

If its on the ground. Melee it. If its running at you, melee it.

I don't see the problem

[blazing ibex]

They don't even need that

[sleek harness]

Well, what matters is the present and the future now, and we are thankful you are still around with us

[fair bridge]

python final project got 118/100 YESSSSSSSSSS

[sleek harness]

Really

[blazing ibex]

PBB buff was definitely one of the choices of all time

[fiery wave]

Naw, that's to ensure inf inf ammo.

[jaunty path]

Congrats

[fair bridge]

brought my average up to 92

ended semester with A/A/B/B

yaeyyeyyyyyy

YUAYYEYYYYYY

[tired steeple]

Do you need to die to be a saint

Is Karien a ghost

[jaunty path]

Did you use chatgpt

[fiery wave]

Depends on the person, but yeah, a day at a time.

[patent grove]

That's good stuff, congrats

[sleek harness]

I think you need to meet God

[tired steeple]

So you need to die

[fair bridge]

ya i dunno wat number is

[simple cliff]

I think the only AI I get real use out of is claude. Because it can fill in PDF documents for me and organize folders. That is it.

People keep trying to replace jobs with AI instead of making said jobs easier. Dumbasses.

[hazy valley]

To be a Saint or are you just telling them to do that in general

[thick coyote]

They have to
Sub brauto performance ranged weapons
Need all the ammo to make it mid tier

[fair bridge]

i've been using claude to read my crash logs and it's awesome

[thick coyote]

💀

[fair bridge]

resolved all my issues so far that i've had with some proton games

[sleek harness]

I have no knowledge of religion

[fair bridge]

this is what AI is made for. sifting through thousands of lines of bullshit and grimly reporting back what it finds while i go outside and frolic

[tired steeple]

Yeah looked it up you gotta die to be a saint

[sleek harness]

I am not a trustworthy source

[fiery wave]

No, I'm just extra heretical. Be a Saint, but not quite a Living Saint. Just be a daemon prince that appears to be like one? (Is more of an old OC/Black Crusade thing. The other part is an injoke with some people.)

[tired steeple]

I see

[hazy valley]

Not even the horned rat??

[patent grove]

A,A,B,B, yet stumped by a simple crossword puzzle

[feral vessel]

congrat

[fair bridge]

i dont know what that star shaped flower is

[sleek harness]

Horned Rat is basically a Chaos God

[fair bridge]

its stoopid

[vivid zinc]

I thought it was so CFOs could recommend replacing low level employees with it only for AI to to do job so terribly it results in legal liabilities 🙁 Silly me.

[hazy valley]

Ok at least the horned rat

[sleek harness]

It's easy to know that Chaos Gods don't have religion

They just corrupt you

And make you do shit for fun

[tired steeple]

So where is big cat tiny hat

[sleek harness]

I mean, we do praise bells

[tired steeple]

I praise yo mama’s bells

[sleek harness]

Since horned rat turned humans into skavens with it

Which is a asshole move

[amber delta]

horny rat

[sleek harness]

Literally create a new species by using a bell in a small town

[tired steeple]

I should encourage my gf to buy one of those bell things the skaven ride on

Doombell? I don’t remember

[hazy valley]

I mean there's the big cat in Kpop Demon Hunters that briefly wore the tiny hat before the 6 eyed crow stole it

If that counts

[tired steeple]

I see

I suppose it does yeah

[hazy valley]

I have yet to meet a big cat to match my tiny cat

[hazy valley]

The bells are part of why I want to try Vermintide again. The sound effects there seem more fun

[sleek harness]

Yeah the sounds and ost is good

[hazy valley]

The soundtrack for being the last one standing in Vermintide is amazing

It really gives the feel of desperate but heroic last stand

[tropic grove]

ahh another auric maelstrom done

[sleek harness]

You are just 5 crackheads who work for nobody

What are you talking about

[tired steeple]

Vt2 is also just

Still good

[sleek harness]

Yesh

Because it's getting updates to this day

[tired steeple]

It’s surprisingly massively different from darktide

[woven sigil]

Playing VT2 makes you realise how bad the toughness mechanic in Darktide is not gona lie

[tired steeple]

You’d think the same genre made by the same company would feel the same but no

[hazy valley]

The main thing someone told me about VT2 vs DT is that blocking is more important there

[sleek harness]

Toughness is cool, makes me want to block less

And be less paranoid

And die quicker

[tropic grove]

bardin main here

[woven sigil]

It's cool because it's a necessity to protect you from ranged, it's less cool because it directly results in most horde melee enemies being a non-threat

[sleek harness]

Markus Kruber is the best character

I want his voice actor in Darktide for the new Skitarri class

[tired steeple]

Vt2’s only issue is that it’s less detailed than dt so you slicing into an enemy won’t split them with as much giblets and fun bits as dt

[tender horizon]

idk the rats get pretty gorey

[hazy valley]

My fav was Kerillian

But Kruber was so fun

[sleek harness]

That's why theres damage that goes over toughness in theses hordes

[hazy valley]

We definitely need his voice here

[sleek harness]

Did you never realized that or

[woven sigil]

Sure, however if you had THP in melee and toughness didn't effect melee damage whatsoever, the game would play significantly better

You would also be able to have a less obnoxious endgame

With less bullshit

[hazy valley]

Do you think they would sooner do a VT3 or a DT2?

[sleek harness]

VT series is pretty much done

Because VT2 is at the end of the End Game

[hazy valley]

They finished it in 2?

Ah

[sleek harness]

You know, when Fantasy explodes

[little marten]

HELLDIAPERS IS A MILLSIM

[woven sigil]

[tired steeple]

Vt3 would either be old world or AOS

[patent grove]

Are they working in darktide 2

[little marten]

They’re working on something

[tired steeple]

And if it’s AOS I’m smearing myself in honey and running into the woods (out of rage)

[little marten]

Will it be good?

Not for a year after launch

[sleek harness]

SM2 team is also working on the game but theres already works in SM3

[tired steeple]

Aww miyabi

Idk why darktide still feels so uhh

[feral vessel]

grunt fantasy

[tired steeple]

Not unfinished

But there’s still not much to do

[little marten]

6 weeks no fibre

That is a true grunt fantasy

[amber delta]

slaps darktide

this bad boy can fit in so many gamemodes

[fiery wave]

Poorly.

[lilac crag]

in true warhammer fashion

[fiery wave]

They edit one, breaks everything else.

[lilac crag]

theres so much stuff to improve

[graceful hamlet]

Poxbursters are getting smarter smh. I responded to the poxburster sound effect, spotted it running at me from across an open field, only for a stealth burster to hop around a corner and jump me

[tropic grove]

auric maelstroms are good to complete but we rarely get the chance to pick up any diamantine cuz we have like 500 bursters, trappers and muties behind our back

[floral ermine]

Picking up diamantine is not worth anyway

If u want mats play havoc

[hard gorge]

ground Marines 2, you play as Sigmarines fighting the vermintide

[simple cliff]

I fucking love the heavy stubber beacuse it's a way to add a precision weapon to Ogyn without feeling out of place. I llike to see how far I can get my screen to tilt down because I refuse to let go of the fire button.

[lavish copper]

Hi! I'm writing a Warhammer book (it's fanfic let's be honest) if anyone is interested in reading my rough draft I'd be very appreciative. Feel free to DM me, I'm still working on it currently but I'll get back to you as soon as I get the first five chapters 100% finalized and how I want them in terms of storyboarding and setup, other than there might still be some small changes depending on criticism.

Lazarus was born in the lower arteries of a Voidship, the void shades, his crew of orphaned voidborn, live every day knowing the birthplace of 10 generations would also be their grave. Follow the crew as they go from void rats living in the wall to legendary bounty hunters. Will lazarus keep his friends safe in a universe that only knows war, or will the strings they can't see puppet them to doom.

I mainly looking here for people to check out the early drafts and see if they like the characters and how they feel about the narrative of so far, the more people that I can discuss the book with while I'm writing it the better.

Trying to make this airtight as possible is lore accurate as possible and I have quite a few plot threads I'm trying to set up. been storyboarding and writing Audit code for about a week that has helped keep everything on track, and have almost the whole book story boarded I just need to write it out and execute properly. I'm really exited to see how this comes out and I'm very proud of it. That doesn't mean you shouldn't be critical, I also want this airtight.
It's hard to say much about the characters or what they go through, as the mystery of it is supposed to be a large part of what keeps you reading, on top of the strong characters and how they interact with the world and the others around them. I Love Warhammer because it has a very complex moral system that I explore as a logical train through an emotional journey.
Hopefully this is enough of an explanation to get people interested, thanks for your time.
Please DM me if you're interested!

[astral basin]

Greyname be upon ye

[blazing ibex]

PBB is legit busted tbh

Gunluggers legit do not need help with ammo anymore

[thick coyote]

Notice how you're not saying that about their guns

Sub brauto performance btw

[blazing ibex]

Well of course I'm not saying that about the guns because the guns themselves are shitty

PBB buff is a bandaid for an innate issue with Ogryn's roster

And one that isn't healthy for the game

[thick coyote]

So yeah a real Gunlugger needs all the ammo they can get

#tossanammostashtoyourOgryn

Because sub brauto performance ranged weapons

[vivid zinc]

Why does white look so good on me? lol

[stuck crescent]

Join the club

[crystal osprey]

PvP

[thick coyote]

Probably neutral color

[fair bridge]

man ghost of tsushima is the shit

[crystal osprey]

The poop

[fair bridge]

such a uniquely beautiful game

fucking blows that ghost of yotei will never come to pc >:(((((((((((

stupid sony

i hope the ps6 is just a vacuum cleaner that sucks up money

[abstract fiber]

what do you mean you dont want to buy a 1,000 dollar console to play a 60 dollar game

those dividends dont pay themselves

[fair bridge]

ur right... i am da problem..............

[simple cliff]

Be like me.

Assume you're the problem always.

Therefore you always know what the problem is.

And also have constant anxiety.

It's great.

[fair bridge]

that sounds like absolute shit advice. love yourself always

[simple cliff]

Actual advice that isn't dogshit.
Accept your flaws, try to fix them, don't dwell on them. Love the man you want to be and move closer towards him every day.

Not my quote, I don't know who said it though.

I can speak from experience, accepting and trying to work on your flaws will make you a better person BUT it's also a sacrifice because it's a lot harder then it sounds to just stop doing something. Like me. I'll never stop coming in here with salty rants, ready to pick fights on the dumbest possible hills to die on.

[patent grove]

wut

[simple cliff]

huh

[crystal osprey]

Email me beer

[graceful hamlet]

That’s why I’ll play the Chinese anime gacha Helldivers clone 🤓

[fair bridge]

email this beer to my webzone

[formal mortar]

I only have 4 left and I'm not sharing

[fair bridge]

death will visit you tonight

[formal mortar]

Good he owes me money

[graceful hamlet]

#unnerfpickpocket

[formal mortar]

Pickpocket is fine

[simple cliff]

I don't have beer.

[formal mortar]

I only have it because a friend brought me a limited run of a local craft brew

[crystal osprey]

What’s a pickpocket

[simple cliff]

But I got some orange flavored marghetti, hard raspberry lemonade, three shitty barefoot tiny wine bottles of a apple+lemon pinot, and a bottle red wine that I only bought cause it was on sale.

I am not much a drinker so whenever I do get booze it tends to just... pile up.

[graceful hamlet]

Hive scum ammo refund when they kill a special/elite

[crystal osprey]

It was nerfed ?

[fair bridge]

ya

it's still good

[crystal osprey]

Scums still have borderline unlimited ammo

[graceful hamlet]

Yea, requires a melee kill now instead of any kill

[crystal osprey]

So idk

[fair bridge]

just not as silly as it was

[simple cliff]

Has not a single class thought about... picking up ammo from ALL the dudes with lasguns and autoguns we kill?

[formal mortar]

Imagine not being able to get a melee kill

[crystal osprey]

I’m not taking my chance with their rusty ass spore filled ammo

[simple cliff]

Thinks about Nurgle.
Yeah, you know... you got a point.

[graceful hamlet]

Meanwhile the humble Psyker with an infinite ammo flamethrower, grenade launcher, rifle/zappy gun combo, and a railgun

[simple cliff]

He fucking would bless their damn ammo with super hives or something.

[steep oasis]

im sure this gets asked all the time, but im assuming the bolters that are made for the human characters to shoot are way less powerful than a bolter an astartes would use, right?

[crystal osprey]

I mean yeah you can see it that way but then they also don’t do what dual smgs do and they actually need to manage peril decently

[graceful hamlet]

Veteran

[simple cliff]

Not less powerful, less ammo and lower fire rate.

[crystal osprey]

Always keep it high but don’t blow yourself up

[graceful hamlet]

Managing peril being: press ability button occasionally

Very complex

[simple cliff]

There are also a lot more bolter variants for space marines then for regular dudes.

[crystal osprey]

Much more complex than spamming dual smgs and getting ammo back from it

Like lol

If pickpocket got reverted what’s keeping scum from being even more of a ranged only class

[steep oasis]

but i mean, if its the same power level how doesnt it just shatter your bones

[patent grove]

Bolters use rocket propelled rounds, I imagine that would lessen felt recoil?

[simple cliff]

They had to make them smaller to not shatter your bones, hence lower ammo.

[formal mortar]

I do better on melee scum than ranged even before the nerf

Also why do lasguns have recoil?

[simple cliff]

Also as I mentioned, space marines get more variants. Regular dudes can't use some of the more 'anti-armor' ones due to longer barrels.

[steep oasis]

is there like a lore docket in the game for this or just your head canon

[thick coyote]

"they felt bad without recoil"

Or whatever was the explanation

[graceful hamlet]

Not even. Psyker does the ranged playstyle even better tho which is the funniest bit

[simple cliff]

Yeah, there is a lore docket. All of Warhammer 40k.
I've quite a few of the books, codexes, and lore snippets.

[thick coyote]

What was the other one?
You train to deal with recoil in case you pick a weapon that isn't lasgun

[crystal osprey]

yeah it does and that costs needing high peril constantly

[graceful hamlet]

The silly Gaze ability allowing perma high perils

[steep oasis]

i feel like them making it smaller also reduces the overall output of power as well. I got a lot of books in my queue looking forward to reading them, especially the plague wars

[formal mortar]

Well I guess I should go wash the dishes and vacuum

[simple cliff]

Making them smaller wouldn't affect power at all unless you're shrinking the barrel or using different ammo.

[formal mortar]

Have fun finding my treasure I left behind on the Mourningstar

[simple cliff]

A bolter for a human is a cumblesome weapon that needs to be fired slowly. A bolter for a space marine is a autogun. A space marine is going to do a lot more damage cause they can pure down a lot more bullets with accuracy.

[thick coyote]

Y'all trying to use real gun physics to explain years and years of books

🗣️

[steep oasis]

Is having a conversation illegal or something

[true widget]

joined a tf2 match and got kicked for cheating immediately ??

[thick coyote]

Cheater

[simple cliff]

A gun is extremely simple, even 40k keeps it's not-energy weapons in the 'plausible' realm.

[thick coyote]

🫵

[simple cliff]

A bolter could exist but no one would want it in the real world because we're not fighting anything that justifies a grenade launcher that can be used like a rifle and would be very unwieldy. Yet.

[steep oasis]

they do exist actually

[thick coyote]

we do have gyro jets

[steep oasis]

A very very very very very very very dumbed down version

they are airburst guns SSRS 30mm

[waxen sleet]

Why'd you cheat?

[simple cliff]

I am not talking about things 'like' a bolter. I mean actual bolter. Magazine fed, uses propellant AND gyro get, explodes, meant to be fired like a rifle.

[true widget]

no i got accused of cheating

[simple cliff]

No army wants something that over-engineered.

[steep oasis]

they are magazine fed 30mm rifles

[waxen sleet]

Weird...

[thick coyote]

Costs benefit moment

[tropic grove]

finally i won a havoc omg it was the 20 and we did it with a dude who was like havoc 2

[steep oasis]

i mean yea realistically no one is ever using a 30mm anything standard issue to carry around thats ridiculous

[left parcel]

Typical bolter is .75cal with heavy bolter being .998

[simple cliff]

But it's not gyro-get and propellant powered.

[tropic grove]

i always say the size of a soda can

[steep oasis]

boy i wish it was

[waxen sleet]

More like a redbull can innit?

[simple cliff]

Also, a bolter isn't a 'grenade launcher'. It's more of a autocannon because it is designed to penetrate it's targets.
Though it's ability to be used by a single person without aid and in a 'normal' shooting stance does mean it'd be called a rifle or something like that.

[tropic grove]

prolly but redbull cans are skinnier, normal cans are a bit more chunkier

[steep oasis]

not talking about 40k bolters in that regard, im talking about something else

[thick coyote]

Get your squiggly wormly out of my face 🗣️

[steep oasis]

i mean, yea

[simple cliff]

A lot of really cool sc-fi weapons exist as 'humanity COULD do this... but the fuck would we?'

[steep oasis]

cause they are cool and cool things are awesome

[tropic grove]

a bolter-like weapon could be made irl (not saying that we haven't cuz we did) but it is barely effective combat-wise

and it will prolly break ur shoulder

[simple cliff]

Well, if we ever meet angry beings that live and thrive on war that are like 6-8 feet tall minimum of pure muscle and anger that eat standard rounds for breakfast then we might need to invent bolters!

We haven't gotten there, yet.

[formal mortar]

I have a tough decision to make

[steep oasis]

we do they are called boars and they are invasive and need to be blown up

[formal mortar]

Do I eat Berry Colossal Crunch? Or do I eat Cocoa Dyno-Bites?

[next iris]

neither, reject cereal, embrace nuts.

[formal mortar]

I already do that to my own on the daily. I'm gonna eat cereal.

[thick coyote]

Dyno bites? Yeah that's why they have mouths

That was such a fucking bad joke

[tropic grove]

SAH u got any NOSH? i've been hungry all DAY

[graceful hamlet]

Dino nuggets are so last decade, we do 6 7 nuggets now

[south valve]

Death

[graceful hamlet]

The funny part is that they’re real

[south valve]

DEATH

[graceful hamlet]

https://www.walmart.com/ip/Perdue-6-7-Nugget/19835359553

Eat the 6 7

[thick coyote]

It used to be 10-12

Now it's 6-7

What a downgrade

🚬

[simple cliff]

7-8-9

[loud pivot]

Here

[south valve]

This is what the God Emperor was trying to warn us about

[hazy kestrel]

I found more philosophy books for my collection

[south valve]

Hi Person!

[hazy kestrel]

Call me General Grievous with how expansive my collection of philosophy books is.

[south valve]

do you know Kierkegaard?

[hazy kestrel]

Hello Painted

I do not

I’m looking into Sufi teachings atm

[south valve]

ooo

[hazy kestrel]

Trying to kill my ego

[south valve]

I've never heard of this

[hazy kestrel]

It’s very interesting

[jaunty path]

shrooms do this

[hazy kestrel]

:(

I don’t need an artificial way to kill my ego.

I want to pound it into dust

Hold on, my dog went somewhere

Aw

He threw up :(

[jaunty path]

aw

[thick coyote]

Weak Aura

[south valve]

Final boss: ego

[simple cliff]

Final Boss 2nd Phrase: superego

[south valve]

Tutorial boss: id

[hazy kestrel]

I just remembered a joke

How does a Greek kill themselves?

They climb to the top of their ego, and jump off!

But with this joke, I believe you can just substitute any nationality and it’ll work.

[south valve]

There's a follow up joke I could make but it would probably be too fucked up

[modest flume]

There is always someone better and someone worse than you, but no one is at the top, however, everyone is the king of their own castle

[formal mortar]

I don't think the next generation is surviving

[hazy kestrel]

Who are you, so wise in the ways of philosophical thinking?

[thick coyote]

I'm literally better than everyone else, there's no one better than me

[hazy kestrel]

Put your Narcissism hat back on

[thick coyote]

[formal mortar]

I'm the best.

[graceful hamlet]

Well apparently they can’t even read or problem solve computer issues so

[hazy kestrel]

Makes the joke more funny

[formal mortar]

That's a failure on their parents

[thick coyote]

Joke?

[hazy kestrel]

Reject knowledge, return to monkey

[modest flume]

Well you're right

But to your perception, not to mine

[visual vortex]

Secret boss: Id

[elder merlin]

Wakes up and furiously eats pizza

[formal mortar]

I have to buy a new controller so I can go back to playing last remnant

It just broke

[thick coyote]

Cold pizza with coffee, what a breakfast

[modest flume]

The breakfast of champions

[formal mortar]

I had a warm breakfast pizza with coffee

[dire kayak]

i don't feel so good

[graceful hamlet]

Not gonna toss the pizza on a skillet?

[modest flume]

NVM I lied

[visual vortex]

Lock in

[thick coyote]

When you wake up you just don't want to do too much

[elder merlin]

Coffee sucks

[formal mortar]

You good goober?

Like you need to throw up?

Or nah

[elder merlin]

Goober got Thanos snapped

[formal mortar]

Oh well

They'll be back later then

What happens if you get thanos snapped mid poo?

[sleek harness]

Someone has replace her now sadly

I know the perfect person

[formal mortar]

Do you finish when you come back?

[sleek harness]

@sly quest

Replace Goober

[formal mortar]

Al can't replace goobs

[jaunty path]

don't say that

:/

[sleek harness]

Someone needs to be Goober

[jaunty path]

:/

[modest flume]

You can do it since you're offering

[sleek harness]

Do you want to be Goober 3?

[visual vortex]

Make skaven do it

[sleek harness]

No

[modest flume]

We can call him Reboog since no one can truly replace Gooby

[sleek harness]

Goober should decide who will be her successor

[jaunty path]

cease the bit. Goober is not replaceable.

[sleek harness]

I already did

[formal mortar]

If I win the lottery I am hiring a maid

[modest flume]

How can Goober be replaced if she is already perfect

[formal mortar]

Hate washing dishes, I broke a bowl

[sleek harness]

But you can be like Goober

That's the point

Be the Walmart version

[formal mortar]

Skaven I'ma just be real for a sec

[jaunty path]

I thought you stopped the bit, Skaven.

[formal mortar]

Drop the subject

[sleek harness]

Okay

[jaunty path]

:l

[formal mortar]

I dunno whats up but hope goob feels better soon

[sleek harness]

I hope she's alright

[jaunty path]

Yeah.

[modest flume]

That sucks, damn

[formal mortar]

It's because I rarely handwash and I am used to lifting heavy stuff all day

[modest flume]

Ah, I definitely feel that

[formal mortar]

So i pushed the sponge to scrub the bowl but i pushed through the bowl essentially and snapped it

They dont make them like they used to

[visual vortex]

I smashed my foot into a unidentifiable pile of mush

They dont them them like they used to

[modest flume]

Yep, definitely been there

[sleek harness]

What

[formal mortar]

Kung Fu Hustle like? When dude stomps on toes?

[visual vortex]

Wait you guys believed that?

[formal mortar]

I mean I've seen that happen

Block of stone fell on a friend's foot and foot went buh bye

[visual vortex]

Pudding

[formal mortar]

Ah it could be read that way

[modest flume]

I dropped a marble slab on my foot once

If it wasn't for my safety toe I would've lost it

Did break my big toenail though

[sleek harness]

How many sins do you freaks think I did

[woven sigil]

I dunno, but your bit is wearing

[formal mortar]

Hmm

[sleek harness]

True

[formal mortar]

What are the sins again?

[sleek harness]

Though we moved from that

Didn't we?

[formal mortar]

I need to count mine

[woven sigil]

Apparently not

[sleek harness]

Seven deadly sins

Which do you think I did the most

[formal mortar]

You?

[sleek harness]

Me

[formal mortar]

Hmmm

[sleek harness]

Foolish Skaven the Famous

[formal mortar]

What are they again?

[south valve]

Pride

[sleek harness]

You got to be kidding me

Uhhhh

Greed

Pride

I don't know the rest

[sleek harness]

Why

[formal mortar]

[modest flume]

Doc, Grumpy, Happy, Sleepy, Bashful, Sneezy, Dopey

[formal mortar]

You commited the sin of Dopey the most

Since you didn't know the 7 sins and expected others to

[sleek harness]

I mean

[formal mortar]

I think I commit the sin of Happy the most

[sleek harness]

I usually get tied to greed or pride

So why know the others?

[sleek harness]

Because I am happy or because I make people happy

[formal mortar]

I had a manager try to fire me for being happy

[sleek harness]

Qhat

@south valve you should look outside ngl

[formal mortar]

I was having a good day, heard some yelling, walked out smiling, and the customer pointed at me and said "and this asshole!" And i started to laugh. Had never seen the person before

[south valve]

Okay

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

alright, i did it

[formal mortar]

Is painted gonna grow teeth now?

[sleek harness]

Happiness in a anger situation makes more anger

[sleek harness]

I think he became a house

[formal mortar]

I wish I didn't watch a full playthrough of look outside

[south valve]

No spoilers please

not that you have already

just asking

[formal mortar]

I won't say anything more on it

[sleek harness]

Don't worry, 2.0 ||isn't that good||

[formal mortar]

Because it's amazing. I still might play it

[worthy hearth]

Sup gng

[formal mortar]

Well I washed what I needed to

[worthy hearth]

Ow

[wary stone]

[elder merlin]

Who are you?

[sleek harness]

Hi Paul

I am

A dumbass

[elder merlin]

[sleek harness]

First time I admit it

[waxen sleet]

Okay you're not gonna believe this: I just got a job offer at my local library... and be paid to run Dungeons and Dragons campaigns for both Teen and Adults year round.

[sleek harness]

Best job ever

Do you like it?

[modest flume]

Congratulations bud

[buoyant quail]

But does it have benefits

[modest flume]

He can go to Sawcon and meet all the Mind Goblins

[waxen sleet]

I love it, its a parttime/contract job so I will need to keep my 'real' job. My 'real' job is salary and my benefits, but at least twice a week ill be at the library.

Bruh, I'm going to be PAID to play games!? Like holy crap

[formal mortar]

Cool af

I should pitch the idea at my library and see if they will let me do the same. I have 0 experience

[waxen sleet]

It doesn't start until the end of August, lots of things need to be done between now and then, and alot of moving parts. I have been volunteering there for almost 4 years hoping for something like this.

[modest flume]

I'm happy it seemed to have panned out for you

[tropic grove]

have u got any nosh?

[waxen sleet]

Experience might help, start by finding some volunteer stuff and groups there... in my case my 'real' job helped sell me as a person

[waxen sleet]

Thanks! Im stoked

[modest flume]

I have some corn chips

[modest flume]

Hey man I'm excited for you

[sleek harness]

Any ideas or plans for your first game?

[grizzled plover]

What's SawCon

[tropic grove]

sah request to eat me some corn chips sah

[grizzled plover]

Run Tomb of Annihilation for elementary schoolers

[modest flume]

Sawcon DEEZ N-

[tropic grove]

find new planet
name it cadia
jobs a good'n

[modest flume]

Permission granted big man

[waxen sleet]

Well, half plans, I'm technically replacing the guy who already has games in place so I'm going to finish their campaigns first veggie we start something new.

[waxen sleet]

Youngest there is 13 in the teen group, the oldest in the adult group played Chainmail and Advanced Dungeons and Dragons back in the day.

[modest flume]

[graceful hamlet]

Remember you can just steal campaign ideas from games they don’t play

[twin flower]

morning tiders

[waxen sleet]

Oh buddy do i have some things from home games and the like... like serial killer warforged who wants to br a real boy and wears the skins of his victims

[twin flower]

huh

reminds me of that pinocchio horror movie

[waxen sleet]

I got a job offer running dnd games at my local library, and yes thats part of the inspiration... mostly necron flayed ones from 40k

[twin flower]

huh noice i imagine it cant be easy making your own campaigns from scratch

as far as my exposure from dnd goes its just from watching other people play it

[waxen sleet]

Fair enough, I didn't start playing until Covid, its never too late lol

[twin flower]

oh yeah its fun with people yknow

had someone that hosted just small sessions for his other group of friends, he talks to me about it

[graceful hamlet]

Yea, there’s a guy who DM’s and he just steals everything from FFXIV because his group doesn’t play. Shits funny

[hazy kestrel]

I remember when I played D&D

Was with my friends in some homebrew sessions

[twin flower]

how was it

[hazy kestrel]

Nice

Just an advanced version of shooting the shit with pals

[stuck crescent]

I just prefer call of cthulhu or OSR systems

[hazy kestrel]

“I choose to drink the cleaning solution!” Was how we’d derail the session

[twin flower]

yeah lmao, people can get pretty wild with it

i remember watching a pals session and one of the girls just breaking down in tears because of how emotional the story went

[jaunty path]

Sounds solid

[fluid gust]

sounds like a dream lmao

what library PAYS you to be a dm

[jaunty path]

I mean you can DM as a side hustle

[waxen sleet]

Ikr? I'd do it for free, but they WANT to pay me

[waxen sleet]

Technically this will be my side hustle lol

[fluid gust]

who the hell is paying people to dm for them bro 💀

[twin flower]

i mean its a pretty goated hobby imo

[waxen sleet]

Funny you should mention that, they have a once a year one shot of Call of Cthulhu... i aim to make it more regular, and maybe add the Root TTRPG as a thing too

[delicate vapor]

Domer

[modest flume]

I have a squad I used to play video games with that set up a DnD campaign, and on the day that we would start, my work schedule changed to night shift and I'd be finished at 1 AM, no literally no chance

[waxen sleet]

Big oof

I had a game fizzle out bc the players hated a NPC so bad they didn't want to come back

I made him such a self righteous asshole and played him so well, they real life rage quit...

[blazing ibex]

I nearly cried at my last session because our cleric died trying to save a kid.

The loss was not permanent as we brought him back with an extremely lucky dice roll though.

[waxen sleet]

Peak dnd 🤌

[tropic grove]

i died twice in auric maelstrom in a row and when we needed to extract the psyker go to rescue me and when he got down trying to get me he instantly crashed out thru the mic lmao

[waxen sleet]

Peak darktide🤌

[blazing ibex]

And also the fact that we got good graces from the section of the city we're in that specializes in necromancy magic because we saved it from a lich.

A lot of things aligned in a very beneficial way.

[waxen sleet]

In my last campaign I was a player in, a 4 year long campaign mind you, my character started out being kicked out of his artisan guild for making explosives... the campaign ended when I finished off the BBEG with the explosion i had ever created. The world aligning in a game's narrative really makes the game special.

[graceful hamlet]

It’s a lot of work, and not every friend group has that creative bro who can spin a story out of nonsense

[dire kayak]

ragatha is magnus

[stuck crescent]

That is neat, neat-O even

[waxen sleet]

1d100 tables really, really, really help to handle that

[dire kayak]

they both have 1 eye

[sly quest]

So 2?

[graceful hamlet]

Also being good at stealing plots from things without people noticing

[waxen sleet]

Ikr? Im a big fan of cosmic horror so I'm looking forward to it

[tropic grove]

finally mastered the bone saw and fent pistol, not my favorites tbh but fent pistol is quite strong

i prefer more the shivs and twin pistols

[waxen sleet]

Of course, naturally

[waxen sleet]

Chem build is my favorite tbh

[copper olive]

The double barrel shotgun in darktide is painful

[tropic grove]

yeah but rocket go boom

[waxen sleet]

True...

[twin flower]

peak

[visual vortex]

"I've got just the thing for this!"

[tropic grove]

"message from the conclave!"

[visual vortex]

"Time to even the odds!"

[jaunty path]

with the right builds its op

[copper olive]

Which

[jaunty path]

https://youtu.be/u1TPxeSgUCc?si=WiXFj6qZySBuSvlg

very good

[copper olive]

I wanna use a double barrel shotgun that feels like a shotgun and not throwing a tissue paper roll at them

[visual vortex]

Missus had that link on lock

[twin flower]

one of the resident testers in Vet channel has one too

its a grenadier build iirc

[visual vortex]

Grenade

🤤

[copper olive]

Quick question, does revolver work on gun scum?

[green beacon]

play vet with weapon specialist and always prepared so you can just whip it out and always have a shot
double barrel is rly good with the right build

[visual vortex]

Double barrel vet and power sword with weapon specialist

🔥 ✍️

[blazing ibex]

7 years and still going here lol

It's been a wild ride.

He was actually the 4th death in the party proper.

[gloomy tartan]

Hey

[blazing ibex]

Thankfully our GM has a system for resurrection that incentivizes holding onto our resources for such an occasion, but with the caveat that if we ever fail a resurrection, that's it. That PC is done.

[gloomy tartan]

CADIA

[thorn herald]

Leveling up a new class in Damnation.

Tearing my fucking hair out of the event Damnation games collapsing to losses because, folks all wandering off on their own in the final act.

[visual vortex]

Event aint that hard

[stuck crescent]

krieg

[blazing ibex]

I'm also kinda faintly reminded of the time my PC casted fire magic and unintentionally set a fire to a farm

[gloomy tartan]

a woman just did a thing in Kentucky you guys

First ever

[delicate vapor]

Going to be raining for a whole week

[stuck crescent]

Thats a state?

[gloomy tartan]

Yeah

[visual vortex]

What'd she do

[gloomy tartan]

I know

[gloomy tartan]

She won

[visual vortex]

Won what

[gloomy tartan]

She won the Kentucky

First woman to ever win it

[stuck crescent]

Llongyfarchiadau

[delicate vapor]

Fried chicken

[gloomy tartan]

She won the Kentucky

The whole Kentucky

[visual vortex]

K

[gloomy tartan]

She wept

[blazing ibex]

While he felt guilty about it. It actually worked out because they were growing opium (illegally) in the farms and him doing that made them consider a change in profession lol

[stuck crescent]

E

[thorn herald]

It's not -- but one underleveled last-survivor class can't do much against, close to 2 dozen ragers, or maulers giving chase, while a dozen gunner & occasional snipers are in long distance. &, if applicable to the map, a boss.

[gloomy tartan]

The horse was happy

The horse was happy he won

[stuck crescent]

Ych a fi

[graceful hamlet]

Umamusume irl?!

[stuck crescent]

Hate horses

[gloomy tartan]

First female trainer to have their horse win the Kentucky derby ever

In teh history of ever

[visual vortex]

Dont do the event till afyer fully leveled then

[stuck crescent]

But love me football ⚽️

Good footie today

[dire kayak]

hm

[gloomy tartan]

The horses who went first and 2nd place

The jockeys riding them were brothers

[stuck crescent]

⚽️ > 🐎

[gloomy tartan]

Both competing for their first Kentucky derby win

Like some anime shit

[stuck crescent]

Thats neat

Good for them

[gloomy tartan]

They held hands as they crossed the finish line

[visual vortex]

I breathed

[stuck crescent]

Llongyfarchiadau

[visual vortex]

(That's some anime shit)

[gloomy tartan]

Also

The winner of the derby won some previous big race the day before

Something only like 10 people have done

So many history’s made

I’m mad

A horse I like wigged out

Did a backflip

They had to remove them because there was no time to check its health

So they removed him to play it safe

[stuck crescent]

Didn't think cadians were into horses

[gloomy tartan]

I love animals

[sly quest]

Poor baby… hope hes okay:(

[gloomy tartan]

I’m a deep layered person

[gloomy tartan]

He reared up fell on his back then got up fast

[gloomy tartan]

great white

He’s a big horse too

His jockey rolled so he didn’t get crushed

The horse is bigger than normal

Thus his name

Like the great white sharks

[thorn herald]

I've also have this happened when I'm playing with my regular class to. Other (non-scum) players going independently, & then meeting & getting squeezed to incap by the event.

[gloomy tartan]

Shame too man

[sly quest]

Yeah, probably was too scared of getting yelled at or something, poor angel was clearly trying so hard:(

[visual vortex]

You'll surviveeeee

[gloomy tartan]

He got up fine and walked off okay but when soemthing that big falls on its back you play it safe

[elder merlin]

Once saw a mare kick a stallion in the head and one shot it

[visual vortex]

Yeah

[elder merlin]

Horse kicks are no joke

[gloomy tartan]

He was walking up to the set up and just reared up

[visual vortex]

Horses then to do that

[thorn herald]

Eh. Not making stupid suicidal decisions, isn't enough to triumph in the face of sheer attrition & diminishing resources.

[gloomy tartan]

I hope the horse is ok too man

[visual vortex]

Same when being released

[gloomy tartan]

He purty

[sly quest]

Yes. Especially w the fact that horses only show injuries after a while, I’m glad they quickly took care of him

[gloomy tartan]

It was literaly before the race started

Like as they walking up to the gate before they reached the gate

To the point you couldn’t cancel bets on him

[elder merlin]

It was some video where the were trying to get them to mate in this small ring, but the Mare's foal was outside it running around trying to get to her, so she was agitated and trying to get to it

[gloomy tartan]

He had nice odds too

[elder merlin]

While also trying to get away from the stallion

[gloomy tartan]

Hope he ok I was like Yoo that’s my favorite type of horse

I like greys

Also he’s fuckint big

[visual vortex]

Quitter talk

[gloomy tartan]

Like visibly bigger than the other horses

Something like 4thousand pounds

[fair bridge]

ay qhys it 40,k and not like 50k

[gloomy tartan]

Hope he shakes this shit off and keeps healthy

[thorn herald]

Resource needed.

[sly quest]

Big baby horde

[twin flower]

wuh

[gloomy tartan]

HES BIG AND GREY

[dire kayak]

i need a hug

[gloomy tartan]

HIS NAME OS GREAT WHITE

[visual vortex]

Shark

[gloomy tartan]

Yeah

[visual vortex]

🦈

[gloomy tartan]

Hairs dark black

[sly quest]

LEMME LOOK HIM UP

[gloomy tartan]

He looks cool bro

It was shocking

Like right before race started

[delicate vapor]

[gloomy tartan]

Like we all went oh fuck at the tv

Rider was visibly shaken and worried about his horsey

[crystal osprey]

i dont give a shit about viltrum

[gloomy tartan]

Annoyed he couldn’t race to I’m sure

[twin flower]

wuz happening

[visual vortex]

Advil

[twin flower]

[stuck crescent]

Horses

I think

And football

[twin flower]

honse

[delicate vapor]

[modest flume]

Orse

[tropic grove]

how it feels to gun down that sniper from far away with the twin pistol special move:

[dire kayak]

kills you

[crystal osprey]

IDGASAV

[twin flower]

eh?

[copper olive]

IGASAV ❤️

[twin flower]

invincible?

good show

[jaunty path]

i dont give a slipping asshole vuck?

[sly quest]

Chris Chris

Have you ever checked what Umamusume is.

Look em up.

[crystal osprey]

i dont give a shit about viltrum

wheres omni man

ware yo ausre

im losing it

i lost a havoc today

havoc -1

[twin flower]

slopvoc

[jaunty path]

Bad at the game

How do you lose in havoc?? just kill

[visual vortex]

Lock in

[sly quest]

You can always win it again ✅

[jaunty path]

https://tenor.com/view/lock-in-locked-in-lock-tf-in-cat-cat-meme-gif-13335816645637017379

[crystal osprey]

whres omin man

[modest flume]

Want me to carry you again?

[visual vortex]

https://tenor.com/view/lock-on-locked-in-locked-in-alien-alien-chat-lock-in-gif-18127236040083831793

[blazing ibex]

I can't wait to get home and play Havoc 40 and get rubberbanded and hit in my dodges

[jaunty path]

Just tan k it

easy

[visual vortex]

Just lock in

[jaunty path]

I play havoc

I kill

I win

profit.

[blazing ibex]

I too

Play Havoc

[jaunty path]

I played with a taunt ogyrn and Im pretty sure he made the horde density worse

it was so concentrated

It was rot armor too

[crystal osprey]

SON I WANT TO GET GOOD

[blazing ibex]

Why do you think I tend not to play with tauntgryns

[modest flume]

Except me of course

(I still use charge too)

[blazing ibex]

Well you actually do other things than taunt.

[twin flower]

Player Smyker isntead

[jaunty path]

Because it throws off your rhythym greatly because your play style revolves around enemies targtting and attacking you?

[blazing ibex]

I had an ogryn yesterday that is the prime example of why I don't really like tauntgryns usually

[visual vortex]

Taunt
Go to corner
Hold down special on slab shield
Profit

[jaunty path]

But now said enemies are running in a completely different direction so you're forced to slep a amorphic blobhorde

[blazing ibex]

Well that and they also backpedal back into their team and unintentionally get them killed

[dire kayak]

i can't string together coherent thoughts

[blazing ibex]

I had a poxburster that wouldn't push because they were taunted and the ogryn pulled back into me :')

[floral ermine]

people say taunt requires no skill but not choking your team and using it to break ai is an actual skill

[dire kayak]

thjnking is bad for me

[jaunty path]

Try breathing in and out.

[modest flume]

Meanwhile me running ahead to throw hands with the entire 6th:

[jaunty path]

slowly