general-chat

[hazy kestrel]

I think I’ve had a few tiny fractures though

Not sure

[woven sigil]

It can vary from "eh, it hurts but I can ignore it" to "Ok, yeah I've fucked up here"

[hazy valley]

pls do not

[true widget]

guys ia ctually played darktide with people in vc

[woven sigil]

Lot of variance depending on what bones you break and where

[twin dirge]

I can proudly say I've never broken a bone myself, someone else breaking my bone is a different story

[whole bough]

i recovered pretty fast after blood transfusions

[true widget]

im not a PUSSY anymore

[dire kayak]

you will when i find you

gonna beat the breaks off you

[twin dirge]

Chat it was an accident

[whole bough]

ive never broken a bone either

[twin dirge]

And it's fine

[whole bough]

have gotten sprains tho

[hazy valley]

I've broken a bone but it was in a very dumb way

[hazy kestrel]

I see Goober has chosen violence today

[woven sigil]

Bit gobby as a youngster were we?

[twin dirge]

My little brother once jumped off the second bunk of the bed we shared and body slammed my leg

[hazy valley]

9 years old, ballerina spinning contest, freshly mopped floor, wet socks, spiral fracture up my leg

[shell goblet]

rahhh

[twin dirge]

Broke my ankle and fucked up my knee (I still feel pain in that knee to this day that little fucker )

[woven sigil]

That one sounds quite unpleasent just due to the nature of a spiral fracture

[hazy valley]

it was awful but tbh the cast was worse than the pain

[hazy kestrel]

I bumped my kneecap into a sharp point of a door

Still aches some days

[twin dirge]

Knees are way more sensitive than they have any right to be just saying

[shell goblet]

jesus omg

[hazy kestrel]

Truth Nuke

[shell goblet]

ive only broken one bone and it was at 28 years old smh

[woven sigil]

Aye, it makes life very difficult having a leg cast. Snapped my maliola clean off jumping off a wall when out on the piss about a decade back, wasnt hugely painfull, certainly not enough to stop the night out, but having a cast for months was horrendously awkward

[hazy valley]

I was really young so I barely remember the pain other than like not being able to stand on it and being really scared until my aunt (who was baby sitting us at the time) walked over, figured out what was wrong and panic called my parents while trying to get me to the hospital because the second the adrenaline wore off the pain was quick

[whole bough]

ive slipped on my ass hard a lot from living in alaska and never got more than a bruise or the wind knocked out

[hazy kestrel]

Your what

[whole bough]

idk if i got dense bones or what

[hazy kestrel]

The heck is a maliola

[woven sigil]

One of your ankle bones

[hazy kestrel]

Ah

[whole bough]

ive also been kicked in the leg damn hard

made my vision go orange

[woven sigil]

Its like a little nub that sticks out the side above the joint, helps it to sit properly

[shell goblet]

professor x is calling damn

[hazy kestrel]

Sounds very not fun

[whole bough]

still no fuckin clue why getting kicked in the leg made my vision orange

[hazy kestrel]

Time to go to sleep

[whole bough]

havent really found anything from looking that up

[shell goblet]

gn personman !!

[hazy valley]

nini

[woven sigil]

Not fun, but it wasnt really any more painful than being punched so just carried on drinking and went doctor the next day

[hazy kestrel]

Average tavern crawler moment.

[woven sigil]

Well there aint fuck all else to do in rural Britain

[twin dirge]

Gn personman manperson

[hazy kestrel]

Good night

[woven sigil]

Laters man

[twin dirge]

So about that tide aye

Pretty dark amirite

[woven sigil]

It's out at the moment, I can see it out the window

[twin dirge]

Based

Idk what my tide is like rn

I don't check if I'm not fishing

[woven sigil]

Ah you coastal too?

[dire kayak]

would you rather be alone in a forest with rannick or melk

[twin dirge]

Indeed

[woven sigil]

Based

[twin dirge]

I dont like catching jellies so

[woven sigil]

Its a good life

[twin dirge]

[woven sigil]

Idk about where you are, but jellies arent much of a risk for most of the year here

They have periods where they pop up a lot, but its only at select times and not for very long

[whole bough]

melk is chill

rannick sussy

[woven sigil]

Unless you're unlucky anyway

[twin dirge]

It's alright, wish I was slightly more north since the opportunities are kinda few and far between here

And for us we get rays and some jellies if you fish when tide is I believe going out?

Id have to check, been a minute

Lots of fuckin rays

Getting stung by one of those is suffering

[woven sigil]

Can you not eat rays?

[twin dirge]

I mean

I don't know?

Prolly not

[woven sigil]

I dunno man, they're a fish aint they, most fish are edible

[twin dirge]

Most of the time catching a stingray is the equivalent of pulling up Satan on a string

[woven sigil]

Ohh you're in Aus?

[twin dirge]

No

South Carolina

[woven sigil]

Oh shit

I didnt even know you had stingrays in the US tbh

[twin dirge]

Only off the coasts

Gotta go fish at the beach and certain areas

Brackish water ftw

[woven sigil]

Rannick is smarter, so would probably be better for a surivival situation, but I'd want to kill him constantly, so Melk

[twin dirge]

Id rather be alone in the forest with a warp daemon

Just know I'm happy

[woven sigil]

Aye that makes sense

[dire kayak]

wait no

would you rather be in a forest with rannick or a plague ogryn

[woven sigil]

Rannick, because if it came to it, I could kill him

[twin dirge]

Depends

How long has the oggy been plagued

[dire kayak]

hmmm

a few days ill say

[woven sigil]

It's gonna smell horrendous either way, does it matter?

[twin dirge]

Would you rather talk to a fresh corpse or a 6 month old corpse

One of them doesn't smell as bad

[woven sigil]

To be fair, that would depend on where the forest was located, because somewhere like Appalachia, after six months you'd probably just be talking to bones

[twin dirge]

Real

[woven sigil]

Alright. Would you rather slam your fingers in the car door by accident or step on an upturned plug at a full sprint?

[twin dirge]

Car door

[woven sigil]

[twin dirge]

Mmm

Yeah I'd rather disable a hand vs a foot

[woven sigil]

Neither would result in any lasting damage

But both wouldn't be very fun

[dire kayak]

ive experienced car door and from memory its a lot less painful than the plug

[twin dirge]

Well cuz the plug at full sprint is going to plug you in

[woven sigil]

Be thankful you US citizens dont have to deal with triple-pin plugs

Alright, its your turn Aki

[twin dirge]

Uhh

[fallow plover]

Done the plug one technically. I stood on a barrel plug (one that goes into a laptop)

It went

into

The foot

[twin dirge]

Would you rather be launched into the depths of space with enough food/water to stay alive for up to 70 years

Or the same thing but the bottom of the ocean with no way back

Toss yo ass into the Mariana trench

[obsidian wren]

Space

Hearing monstrous creatures bellowing in the abyss around you would drive you insane

[hazy valley]

underwater

[dire kayak]

space

wait no

[twin dirge]

[hazy valley]

I love horror and I also have a terrible fear of the ocean

It's perfect

[dire kayak]

is it a random spot in space or just like, in orbit?

[twin dirge]

Tossed into deep space

[fallow plover]

Honestly I'd take the deep sea

[dire kayak]

ocean then

[twin dirge]

Voyager probe levels of tossed out there

We leaving the known universe wit this one

[obsidian wren]

How are you picking the deep sea when 90% of the time you dont even know what could be sitting right in front of you

[hazy valley]

if you were underwater and where ever you were experienced a breach you wouldn't even feel it for how fast that entire housing unit would crumple like a tin can

[twin dirge]

Tbh that goes both ways, both are liable to pop and turn you into a fine mist

[hazy valley]

like didn't they do the math on those billionaires in the sub and discovered that the speed it imploded would have been three times faster than the human mind's ability to register it

[fallow plover]

How's space any different

Deep space at that

You don't know what's out there

[obsidian wren]

Stars = light = the ability to see whats happening

[fallow plover]

Could be worse than what's down here

[twin dirge]

I chose a good one it seems

[formal mortar]

If i'm out in deep space, that means my balls are out there

[hazy valley]

do you also implode in space? I thought if there was a hull breach in space you'd get sucked out through the hole instead which sounds a lot more painful even if it happens fast

tiny jagged hole

rip and tear

[fallow plover]

Explosive decompression =/= implosion

[twin dirge]

Rapid depressurization is gonna kill you instantly either way, just pray for no holes tbh

[fallow plover]

Mostly because there's the Ex part there

[obsidian wren]

Theres jack shit in space at this point, the most we have ever seen from space are funny looking rocks, meanwhile the deep unexplored sea holds krakens and other levaithans that are yet to be found

[dire kayak]

there was an incident on an oil rig once involving that

[obsidian wren]

Pick your poison

[hazy valley]

what if you do both Iron Lung style and go into space into a blood ocean

[woven sigil]

Space. Not even a contest

[dire kayak]

im not gonna describe here since it really disturbed me

[hazy valley]

70 years of food and water but you're trapped on a submarine with Markiplier

[formal mortar]

I'd be ok with that

[fallow plover]

You'd be more likely to survive the initial decompression but likely suffocate in about 2-3 minutes

Compared to Implosion

[obsidian wren]

Space would be less horrifying than sinking into a trench where all you hear is the bellowing of creatures and the crushing darkness

[fallow plover]

Implosion will just straight up happen faster than the brain can process

[twin dirge]

Honestly I'd probably go underwater for the chance at some level of companionship with the sea life to stay sane as opposed to actual fuckin void

[hazy valley]

I've seen Signalis

space would be terrifying too

[fallow plover]

I'd rather die to evil ass squid than get my shit squashed by some fatass rock I was unlucky enough to be in the way of

[obsidian wren]

Rocks killing you faster than a squid

[fallow plover]

Depends on rock and where you hit it

[dire kayak]

in space youre likely gonna pass out really quickly if the seal breaks

[hazy valley]

Ogryn throwing a rock is more dangerous than a Chaos Spawn confirmed

[fallow plover]

Could survive the impact but boom you lose life support

[twin dirge]

At some point I feel most people would voluntarily open the hatch

[dire kayak]

its not like drowning or holding your breath really long, all the air its ripped out of you

[twin dirge]

On both ends

[fallow plover]

Death by the slow and eventual suffocation

[obsidian wren]

Squid rips you in half and bites your limbs, the vaccuum of space will just actively make you explode or suffocate instantly

[hazy valley]

collapsed lung sounds awful

[obsidian wren]

Near instsnt

[hazy valley]

like if you're conscious for even a few seconds that's agonizing and terrifying

[fallow plover]

Space will kill you slower tbf compared to the squid

[woven sigil]

70 years without having to deal with people's bullshit AND I get to eat and drink for free? Are you kidding? I'ma make that last as long as possible

[fallow plover]

Unless the squid does take 3 minutes to consume you

[hazy valley]

I've eaten enough calamari in life that the squid could eat me fifty times over and never get even for how much squid I've eaten and will eat

[fallow plover]

Because if you get ejected into space you'll have about 3 minutes before you die..granted 40 seconds of which you're only conscious for

[obsidian wren]

Its a levaithan sized animal that is actively tearing you apart

Vs

[dire kayak]

what depth of the ocean are we at?

[obsidian wren]

Dying to space

[fallow plover]

Marianas trench level

[dire kayak]

because at the bottom of the mariana trench its mostly krill and stuff

[fallow plover]

So several kilometers deep

[woven sigil]

Gotta take into account the views too. Bottom of the ocean all your gonna see is black, in space you'll get to see the embers of creation

[fallow plover]

I just realised

[woven sigil]

Even if it is only for a few seconds

[fallow plover]

Space has the worst chance of a death

Or well

Worst choice

If you're unlucky enough to drift too close to a star

Death by acute radiation sickness

Inside your little capsule

:)

I mean that'll probably happen eventually though

[obsidian wren]

In the span of years i guarantee you'll hear something that will rattle your entire body and lungs, and you'll have to sit there wondering what just made that hellish noise for the rest of time

Until it makes a move on the habitat or

Does nothing and makes you go insane

[woven sigil]

Aye, lot of weird stuff in the sea

[woven sigil]

Wouldnt happen in 70 years, 700,000 years, maybe, but not 70

[fallow plover]

Let's weigh up the options

[dire kayak]

with the sea youre unarmed, you just have to hope whatever is down there doesnt think you look tasty

[fallow plover]

Space

• Insanity from Isolation
• Radiation sickness
• Explosive decompression

Deep Sea

• Insanity from Isolation
• LA CREATURA
• Implosion

[obsidian wren]

Spacecraft usually prepares for any cosmic radiation

[twin flower]

la creatura

[woven sigil]

Yeah, rads would be a mostly non-factor

Though to be fair

So would the creature

[acoustic pebble]

Hey hey people

Shork here

[twin flower]

Shorkmaan

[woven sigil]

Because it wont be what kills you, it'll be implosion from it trying to kill you

[acoustic pebble]

WHAT BAR CLOSES AT 10PM??

[twin flower]

A day bar?

[acoustic pebble]

That's not a thing

Can't be

[twin flower]

ik

[acoustic pebble]

I refuse

[obsidian wren]

With something as potentially big as a colossal squid, it solely depends if the thing youre sitting in looks tempting to pry open

[woven sigil]

Isnt that just a normal bar?

[twin flower]

prolly

[dire kayak]

i think id go with space

[woven sigil]

Yeah, but like... look at Oceangate

[acoustic pebble]

They usually close at 2am!!

[twin flower]

i seldom drink at bars

[woven sigil]

You'd be atomized by the implosive pressure

[twin flower]

unless im with the bois cuz its a crowd

[acoustic pebble]

I hate this state already

[twin dirge]

Already now take your situation but add in that you're stuck in your capsule with the person you dislike most in the world

[woven sigil]

Ok ok I got a good one.

[dire kayak]

space

i can open the airlock and watch them go flying

[fallow plover]

Actually no. Missions to Mars including the travel would be potentially exposed to around 1000 mSv of radiation (most cancers can form with exposure to as little as 100 mSv)

This also isn't factoring in the chance of accidentally wandering into a solar storm but that's a negligible factor

[twin flower]

space fight

[woven sigil]

So would you rather be a Chornobyl liquidator, or would you rather be part of the cleanup crew on the next nuclear accident that happens with no advance knowledge as to just how bad it might be?

[twin flower]

whats a chorno liquidator

[obsidian wren]

Space

• eventually die with a view
• see things no other man has ever seen
• possibly go through a black hole for fun

Deep fucking dark trench

• eventually die by implosion or something undiscovered degloves your habitat and you
• you get to look at pitch black, yay
• sheer silence riddled with horrifying noises

[woven sigil]

That's implying that the ship you'd be sent off in isnt built properly

[woven sigil]

Have you not heard of the Chornobyl accident?

Bruh

[fallow plover]

Stars still emmit gamma radiation and unless your ship is strapped with like 6 feet of lead then yea its still gonna get through

[twin flower]

I have but whats a liquidator, like one of the people responsible for maintaining the plant or somethin

[woven sigil]

The name given to the people who were sent in to clean it up

[twin flower]

Naah

[obsidian wren]

Guaranteed death or gambling on something that could be incredibly minor or actual instant death, by melting all your flesh off

Hm

[twin flower]

2 steps in youre just dead

or come out with cancers

[woven sigil]

Well, not guaranteed death, just highly likely death

[fallow plover]

Yea most liquidators kicked it from Radiation related cancers compared to like

Actual Radiation sickness

[obsidian wren]

Either way even now, the elephants foot is still capable of dosing you enough to give you a quick death, if not a slow and agonizing one

[woven sigil]

Yeah, a great number of them did (Heros tbh) but some did make it for a good while

[fallow plover]

The plant workers were the unlucky ones

[fallow plover]

Most of them karked it from Radiation sickness

[hazy valley]

I'd think it was a whale probably

I don't know what whales sound like but if I heard something loud and rumbling underwater I'd either think it was an air pocket or a whale

[obsidian wren]

Insert earthshattering roar

[woven sigil]

Aye, though only in close proximity, you can be within the sarcophagus and be relatively safe with proper precautions

[obsidian wren]

Plus whales are clicky and squeaky

[hazy valley]

underwater earthquake

those can get pretty loud

earth and stone raking against each other as tectonic plates shift

[fallow plover]

I'd only take the underwater capsule purely because the fact I am a subnautica fan

[woven sigil]

Man...

[hazy valley]

but like I'm starting to be sold on the radiation sickness in space

I could be Signalis

[twin dirge]

Subnautica 2 has me excited asf

[woven sigil]

I wonder if Subnautica 2 is also gonna be a horror game

[fallow plover]

I hope so

[woven sigil]

Same tbh

[dire kayak]

i dont know if ill get subnautica 2

[fallow plover]

Krafton jumpscare

You're like 2000 meters deep, you hear a loud roar and it's just Krafton PNG

[twin flower]

i liked building your habitat back in one

[fallow plover]

Floating behind you

[twin flower]

i grab someone else to play when you go on the deep end

[woven sigil]

Aye, thats the biggest concern innit. Have they chopped it up to sell it back to us as DLC or is it actually a complete package

[dire kayak]

i do wish theyd make a subnautica game with actual abyssal depths

like 10k+ meters deep

thatd really terrify me

[fallow plover]

I might fire up a creative world to see how deep I can dive in the inactive volcano

Or better yet

Fire up my permadeath save

:3

[woven sigil]

I would be surprised if they don't make it far deeper than the first game

[fallow plover]

I've already launched the rocket on that so my last save was a quick save before I launched it

[woven sigil]

So deep you can swim under it

Like actually

It has no bottom

[fallow plover]

Umazed

[obsidian wren]

Give us some crazy shit like still wakes the deep

[dire kayak]

ive always been fascinated with incredibly deep depths but 2000m is quite eh to me

[twin dirge]

Me and my best friend have horrible fears of the ocean and allat fun stuff so we decided to get the game and play together

Definitely a good idea

Won't go horribly wrong at all

[obsidian wren]

Find a high altitude reef

And skate along the bottom

Fear goes away

[dire kayak]

i want a game like barotrauma but much less complex

[twin dirge]

I used to stay in the shallows on subnautica 1 till I got my seamoth

Refused to go deep without it

And then the mech suit became my second skin

[obsidian wren]

Feed the reaper a peeper

Hold it out and they'll eat it

Without harming you

[woven sigil]

Fuckin prawn

[twin dirge]

Ts was so good

Drill arm ftw

I fear no animal when I have the comfort of cold hard machinery in my grasp

[woven sigil]

Grapple hook my beloved

[dire kayak]

leviathan mods are either
a: giant worm
b: big blob with bad pathfinding
c: giant worm with bad pathfinding

[twin dirge]

Crazy take right here, I low-key hope they don't add the stasis rifle to subnautica 2

Getting that thing turned the game into easy mode

[woven sigil]

Without a doubt the best way to deal with hostile fishies was the stasis gun though, once you have that you're on easy mode

[obsidian wren]

Introduce the silence: the stalker leviathan

[woven sigil]

Yeah

Timing

But yes

[fallow plover]

I did my entire PD save with no stasis gun

[woven sigil]

You kinda have to

[twin dirge]

Stasis a reaper and kill it with a butter knife

[fallow plover]

Nope

Smooth sailing even without the 1 click easy mode

[woven sigil]

Nah you do, because its pointless playing in perma with it, because literally nothing is going to ever pose a threat

There would be no twitchy bum moments because you can just shoot them and wander off

[fallow plover]

The one time I almost died was when I got stuck on one of the trees in the lost river and the ghost Leviathan was harassing me

But

Sit still long enough with engine off

In the old cyclops

And they leave you alone

[woven sigil]

The Cyclops was so fun man

[fallow plover]

I had so many planters in my cyclops

Chinese Potatoes, Lantern fruit, Marblemelons

[obsidian wren]

The ghost levaithan tree

[fallow plover]

I was living the vegetarian dream

[woven sigil]

Do vegetarians dream? 🤔

[fallow plover]

Idk lemme ask one

Oh yea

I also forgot like

How irrelevant solar panels become

Given the fact you can unlock the bioreactor stupidly early

[obsidian wren]

I just use nuclear power bc idgaf

About f a r m i n g

[gloomy tartan]

Solar panels confuse me

[fallow plover]

Nuclear power is late-mid to late game tbf

[gloomy tartan]

Why does my house need them

Can’t I put them on my garage

And just connect them to my house

[fallow plover]

But you can easily set up like 1-2 bioreactors

In a base

Early game

[gloomy tartan]

That way my house still looks aesthetic

Oh y’all talking video games

I ment irl

[fallow plover]

Idek how you'd class subnautica stages

[thick coyote]

Do vegetarians dream of electric plant

[fallow plover]

I always went like

Early Game - Pre Aurora Explosion
Mid Game - Post explosion but before lost river
Late game - Lost river/Lava zone ect

[dire kayak]

you can beat the game with just solar panels tbh

[gloomy tartan]

The point when you aren’t struggling constantly for food is nice

At first you try to just not starve

Thrm eventually you get storage full of food

[fallow plover]

I've never really had an issue with food

Water was my biggest concern

[twin dirge]

I think I've only actually beaten subnautica once

[formal mortar]

Never played subnautica

[twin dirge]

Dozens of playthrus tho

[fallow plover]

Man I really did just pull an all nighter playing Umamusume

😔

[tropic grove]

npc gameplay

[fallow plover]

Yea my bad boss for tryna farm for a banner that isn't happening for another 7 months

I'll do better 🙏

[dire kayak]

you had to be there

[hidden whale]

tbh... I dont think subnautica is well balanced

you struggle CONSTANTLY for food and water until you have a decent starter base, but then you get a single lantern fruit and never think about food again

lantern trees are just oo OP

[grand mural]

The monkey paw curls

You now immediately contract a viral disease upon eating literally anything because your body is not acclimated to the planet or its inhabitants

oh wait

[tender horizon]

Hey do you know about the magnet ball thing

[hidden whale]

maybe

idk

[tender horizon]

Grav trap I think is the name

[hidden whale]

ohh yea

but its like... you gotta keep fish in your inventory then and they go bad

[tender horizon]

I mean

You just throw it down

It passively grabs fish

Throw it down under your pod, grab fish when you need em

[formal mortar]

My toaster broke, this is a sad day

[tender horizon]

Rip toaster

[formal mortar]

Lit my eggos on fire

[woven sigil]

Wait wut

Why were you putting eggs in your toaster?

Thats probably why its broken

[formal mortar]

It's eggos, not eggs

They're a brand of frozen waffles

[woven sigil]

Well thats just confusing

[gloomy tartan]

Leggo my eggo

Get it

[slim flicker]

eg

[outer helm]

I just opened discord

Why is there discussion about eggs

[woven sigil]

There isnt

There is a discussion about a broken toaster

[obsidian wren]

Why does casca from berserk look like a twinkified version of pickle from baki

[woven sigil]

I don't know what any of that means

[obsidian wren]

Anime bullshit

[woven sigil]

Oh

[sleek harness]

40k fans don't watch anime

Specially the good ones

[obsidian wren]

I dont watch anime besides 2 maybe

[woven sigil]

Don't watch much of anything outside the birds in the yard and youtube tbh

[thick coyote]

Ngl totally forgot pickle looked like that

[obsidian wren]

I found the TRUE milkman

[thick coyote]

😭 💀

[obsidian wren]

Its uncanny

Casca looks like twink pickle

[whole glade]

i fell like i givr off heavy ellis from lfd2 vibes

[obsidian wren]

Whoever wants to see the true milkman look in zealot class thing

[tropic grove]

fent pistol is op but i can't kill anything since my teammates do the final blow to the enemy and get the kill lol

[thick coyote]

Fent pistol

[acoustic pebble]

Is it not what it is?

[woven sigil]

Try AoE BPistol on Scum, is very good

[obsidian wren]

Overdose them then

[lilac crag]

its more like pure acid

[hidden whale]

play higher difficulty

:>

[lilac crag]

if it was fent the heretics would enjoy it

[hidden whale]

eventually youll find somewhere where ur output is necessary and teammates cant overkill ur targets cause they can barely kill THEIR targets

[obsidian wren]

Microdose the homeless person with schizophrenia with your fent darts until they blow up

[thick coyote]

Groaners be like
"Crawling under my skin"
So you try to help them by poisoning their skin but then they be ungrateful and die

[obsidian wren]

I wonder how a groaner will have minor nurgle shit and just be a little crazy

But a daemonhost is actively 1v1ing a daemon

Like these lil dudes are whining

When a host is thugging this DOGSHIT out

[woven sigil]

Idk...

I 1v4 daemons every day of my life, tbh I think the DH is a bit of a bitch. Be much more concerned about having literal maggots crawling out of my skin and watching my flesh slop off on the floor

The little dudes got it hard

[obsidian wren]

I mean

Youre either fighting a daemon

On the inside

Which is mental torture

Or be mildly concious with nasty ass diseases

And eventually get pelted with a piece of concrete

Either way an ogryn is going to throw a piece of concrete at you

So pick the struggle

[astral basin]

Any Australians currently in chat?

[earnest oyster]

so a Linkin Park song?

[woven sigil]

True

[earnest oyster]

"these wounds they will not heal..."

[gloomy tartan]

I’m not like other guys

I listen to cheerleader roadkill

[obsidian wren]

Im not like other guys

I let it crust

[gloomy tartan]

Some people preffer uncrustables

No crust

[woven sigil]

I'm not like other guys

I can cook

[gloomy tartan]

I can cook

[gloomy tartan]

I served food at events lol

Funnel cake

Popcorn

[obsidian wren]

Highest havoc rank right now

Say it

[gloomy tartan]

Shaved ice

[obsidian wren]

Give me shaved ice cream

Is better

[gloomy tartan]

Do you have a machine

[obsidian wren]

No

[gloomy tartan]

I have a milkshake machine

I can make milkshakes

It’s mint green color

Old classic one

AESTHETHIC

[obsidian wren]

I have a whisk with milk and chocolate ice cream, produces same result

[sweet wraith]

crust or no crust, don't care, put that pb&j sandwich in my mouth

[gloomy tartan]

You wisk it?

Damn

Respect

[obsidian wren]

I mush it and whisk it

Until it becomes milkshake

[woven sigil]

Thats not milkshake, thats melted icecream

[gloomy tartan]

What would you do if like

You asked for a milkshake

And like

Someone shook the Icecream violently

And poured out a perfect milkshake

[obsidian wren]

I'd kill them

[gloomy tartan]

Like some kind of magician

Oh

Oh

[obsidian wren]

With a rock

[gloomy tartan]

Lmao

The king is not pleased

[gloomy tartan]

So you would bludgeon to death the jester who showed you this trick with your rock

[woven sigil]

If they managed to unfreeze icecream via pure friction in the space of ten seconds I would probably feel like a bit of a wimp, because that would be really impressive

[obsidian wren]

Yes

[gloomy tartan]

Would you drink the milkshake ?

[obsidian wren]

Idk

[gloomy tartan]

What if your at a girls place and she offers you a milkshake then she does the violent Icecream shaking trick lol

[obsidian wren]

The only true milkshake is when a cougar with d cups jumps

[gloomy tartan]

Lmao

[woven sigil]

Then she's probably capable of breaking me, and that sounds like fun

[obsidian wren]

Edgetide

[gloomy tartan]

Lmao

[obsidian wren]

Goontide

[woven sigil]

So no different to usual then?

[obsidian wren]

Skip the middle man and find a divorced mother

They'll value your sped behavior more than most women

Hot tips with rango

[hidden whale]

milkshake?

give pls

[obsidian wren]

Big back

[hidden whale]

vanilla, ty

[obsidian wren]

I only cater to women that like me

[woven sigil]

I'll leave that to the younger lads, they need women like that to teach em what to do

[obsidian wren]

I need a woman like that all the time

Bc

This generation sucks

Ass

At being decent to date

[woven sigil]

Idk, its weird, when I was younger I wanted to date older women, now I'm in my early 30s, I wanna date women a little younger than myself. Not much, like 5 years or summat, but its weird how your views change as time goes on

[obsidian wren]

The older you get the more sisyphean tasks you want to do

[woven sigil]

Or the more you're capable of doing, you decide

[obsidian wren]

Or maybe its just sisyphean because more than half the people on this planet are asses

[woven sigil]

There is that

[obsidian wren]

"I want to have a wife and kids by the time im 25!" No fuck you bc taxes and women are stuck up

At least the newer women

[woven sigil]

Some are, some are not

It's unfair to judge an entire group purely based on what generation they come from

[obsidian wren]

Most of what ive come across proved my suspicion about this generation

Yes theres gems

But they up and leave for little to no reason alot

With often no explanation

[woven sigil]

Thats just being young mate, the reality is that most people don't really know what they want out of a relationship until they've had a few go wrong

[somber stream]

#General-relationships

[woven sigil]

Perspective and experience is sometimes something you have to go through hardship for

[obsidian wren]

I feel as if it should be obvious the moment you get a grasp of the concept

Love

Nothing else

Thats the entire reason why people pursue it

[woven sigil]

That's very idealistic, but in practice its rarely ever that simple

[somber stream]

Hard to love when your bill is dued 2 months or more, modern love is backed and sustain with stability

[woven sigil]

Loving someone and being in love with someone are very different things

Took me a long time to get my head around that

[somber stream]

Key is to have decent income, the rest will follow if you're a decent enough bloke

[obsidian wren]

Me go now, tired lmao

Head hurt

[woven sigil]

Not even that, just be stable

Women love stability

It doesnt really matter how much you earn, so long as you keep your shit on lock and arent wildly unpredictable

[somber stream]

True that, but the higher the income, the more door will open for you

[woven sigil]

Yes and no, it does, but then you're also more open to the risk of someone trying to take advantage of that

Which isnt nice to think about, but sadly, thems the brakes

[somber stream]

Yeah that's a whole nother can of worm to unpack

[woven sigil]

Comes hand in hand with wealth

Unfortunately

The more you have, the less you can trust the people around you

[marsh iris]

monayyyyy

[somber stream]

Which is why i prefer a competent partner

[marsh iris]

H40 pardner

[somber stream]

We both work, both have the ability to generate money on our own, and the rest is each other

[woven sigil]

I've had points in life where I've been very wealthy and I've had points in life where I have been very poor, and I actively now choose to err on the poorer side of things, because you know who your friends are

[somber stream]

Very rare, mind

[woven sigil]

Aye, if you've landed one like that, you've done well

Mutual respect is very important

[hard gorge]

Put all your wealth into Tom Jones memorabilia

Including a big mispelled tattoo on your chest

[somber stream]

Invest in Cybernetic cat girl maid

[solid dagger]

Bruh why does the flat good looking design for the kriegsmarine helmet have to be in yellow green and camo instead of black or grey they got to be rage baiting

[hidden whale]

continue

[somber stream]

Comes equipped with the latest PISS technology, or Prosodic Intimacy Synthesizer System, capable of breathiness, hesitation, softened consonants, producing speech that conveys vulnerability, warmth, and subtle longing. With occasional UwU feature (customer may turn this feature off at any moment)

[tropic grove]

oh my game crashed at least i wasn't in mid of a match

[hard gorge]

Minor spotted

[somber stream]

Comes with CanineOS or FelineOS, get yours now for just €69,999

[hard gorge]

Eliminate

[mystic fossil]

WHERE!!

this is satire

[hard gorge]

god that reminds me of the strangest experience I had playing tf2 a few days ago

I was playing tf2 a while back and this fucking squeaker was on the mic and would NOT stop talking. Dude was just talking about anything and everything and repeating 'Diddy Ohio 6/7'. He started having a meltdown when there was a votekick, blamed it on him being homeschooled, and started bawling right as the votekick went through and he dissapeared

[mystic fossil]

truly the tf2 experience

[astral basin]

Aa

[hard gorge]

It takes some truly uncomfortable/bizarre behavior to make tf2 players not call you a slur and just want you out of there

[woven sigil]

Sorry we talking about TF2 or Arc Raiders?

[mystic fossil]

an extraction shooter but it has the mechanics and classes of tf2

[gloomy tartan]

Hey idea

Extraction game

But your a dinosaur

🧠

[mystic fossil]

fighting jaegers

[wintry fog]

🙏 A Doom...
👐 ...co-op shooter.

[gloomy tartan]

Imagine a game where your a animal trying to not get captured for a zoo

Just annihilating dudes with tranq guns

I think there was some gsme where your a gorilla where you break out

That was fun

[wintry fog]

Maybe you can be fighting them in space fighters?
There can be a fox, a falcon, a frog, and a rabbit.

[gloomy tartan]

Lmfao

They have no legs

They had to have them cut off

To be able to handle the G FORCES

all of the star fox pilots have clanker legs

[wintry fog]

Damn clankers

[hard gorge]

I still want a melee focused DOOM Game

[lilac crag]

[hard gorge]

Thats what Dark Ages should've been

[tired steeple]

I want a modern shooter that plays like doom’s multiplayer. Like OG doom

Unreal tournament was sort of that

I feel like with how games are now the gameplay could be simple but also fleshed out nicely

[south valve]

Doom game where you beat demons in a dance battle

[mystic fossil]

guys maybe what we gamers need is just another hero shooter but make it an arma battlefield size with 50v 50

[tired steeple]

That’s just battlefield and nothing’s beating that

Even battlefield didn’t beat battlefield

2046

Eugh

[mystic fossil]

50 vs 50 hero shooter but it's a moba

[little marten]

It’s Saturday

What’s the VIBE guys

[lilac crag]

dead inside

[woven sigil]

I just found out that the Saudi's are gonna try to build another giant building...

So uhh... Chortiling to myself about it

2km this time

[mystic fossil]

they got it this time

they locked in frfr

[little marten]

They got the poo trucks on standby?

[woven sigil]

Aye, no way that struggling to build one half the size is gonna result in there being problems with this new one

[woven sigil]

I think poop trucks are gonna be the least of their worries with this

Their projected cost is 5bn USD

Yeah.. my fucking arse

[sleek harness]

Are you kidding me

It's still Saturday

[wraith mist]

Quick, what’s the character limit for a name? I’m not at my console right now but I thought of something funny.

[sleek harness]

13

[wraith mist]

DAMMIT

I was gonna do an Arbites named Mandated-Edith. ;w;

[feral vessel]

GOOD MORNING NIGHT CITY

[sleek harness]

It's 6am dude

It's supposed to pass porn on the TV not you yet

[feral vessel]

fuck you i hate you I HATE YOU

[sleek harness]

No you don't

I am your favorite person

[feral vessel]

sentenced to rewatching redo of healer

[sleek harness]

I don't know what that means

[true widget]

hi guys

[feral vessel]

if i was feeling extra mean i would say rewatch edgerunners but i think skaven is too emotionally dead inside to feel the depression from that show

[feral vessel]

hoi!

[true widget]

yelo

[lilac crag]

smell

y

[feral vessel]

i wonder if my laptop could run cberpunk orif it would just explode

it's a high functioning autistic laptop okay

[delicate vapor]

Got woken up to eat kfc

Going back to sleep

[tropic grove]

man auric maelstrom does hit u in the balls fr

[somber stream]

Decided to do community service and join D6 rooms in HD2

[lilac crag]

did ye do well

[somber stream]

Got shot down by a lvl 20 for my trident, mugged my EXO while at it too

And i was going to give them the exo anyway

[feral vessel]

metro 2033 reference

[somber stream]

Cyka blyad...

[woven sigil]

Mine does 🤷‍♂️

[feral vessel]

i hope 2039 is gonna be good

[feral vessel]

hold on i consulted a website

[somber stream]

Heard it's going to get way more political than previous ones

[molten matrix]

Free for all at this point

[feral vessel]

hm.

[waxen sleet]

Poly tickle?

[somber stream]

Apparently protag pissed off the dark ones

Prob killed one of them

[waxen sleet]

Are cookies a breakfast food, or nah?

[woven sigil]

Depends on how depressed you are

[waxen sleet]

Thats my secret cap, I'm always depressed

[dire kayak]

gasoline is

[somber stream]

Cookie dip in tea

Yum

[waxen sleet]

I had frozen enchiladas for dinner last night, I have enough gas

[waxen sleet]

I got monster, mountain dew, Hawaiian punch, and milk

[sly quest]

Don’t do it.

[somber stream]

I usually go for milk

Or just skip breakfast, really

[stark bobcat]

Car...

[woven sigil]

I dare you to drink them all in one sitting

[waxen sleet]

Probably for the best

[waxen sleet]

Who says I havent?

[woven sigil]

I would think you'd feel quite ill putting milk on top of monster and mountain dew

[sly quest]

Yeah… milk is quite unhealthy.

[waxen sleet]

Pain (illness) is just weakness leaving the body

[woven sigil]

You enjoy that curdled vomit

[waxen sleet]

Technically the milk is for the boys, we go through a gallon a week

[woven sigil]

Only when its not in tea

Or coffee

[sly quest]

*10 trillion beers

[somber stream]

Mate, you're one of the boys

[sly quest]

*only when its without 5 cigarettes

[woven sigil]

Well I've already hit that quota this morning

[sly quest]

Noob

[waxen sleet]

That honestlt makes me feel really good about myself as a Dad, thanks

[woven sigil]

Says you wit your 80s ass music

[waxen sleet]

Oh, and cookies available are lemon oreos and mint oreos

[sly quest]

???

Are you living in hell or something?

[waxen sleet]

Yes.

[sly quest]

Not a single normal thing around you.😭

[waxen sleet]

Correct.

[sly quest]

WHAT IS A MINT OREO.

[woven sigil]

Obviously its a mint flavour oreo

Its the lemon ones that concern me

[waxen sleet]

The cookie is chocolate, and the cream is a green mint

The lemon is a yellowish cookie with lemon cream

[sly quest]

Do not touch that thing.

[sly quest]

Ok sounds yum tbh.

[tropic grove]

fent pistol lost the chance of when u shoot a teammate it gives them a buff

[waxen sleet]

It's actually the boys' favorite, mine is the lemon

[woven sigil]

Wrong'un

You too Rememberancer

Wrong'uns

[waxen sleet]

I specialize in being the wrongest

[sly quest]

I totally forgot to ask for your pronouns oh my god. Can you please share em if you’re comfortable w that:)?

[woven sigil]

Would you eat a slice of lemon?

[wild vector]

Yes

[sly quest]

Yes.

[waxen sleet]

Yes

[wild vector]

Bread

[woven sigil]

Ok, well, you actually do like lemons then, thats me fuckin told innit

[sleek harness]

Ew no

[waxen sleet]

Bread.

[sleek harness]

That's disgusting

[wild vector]

I eat lemons like oranges.

[woven sigil]

Nothing wrong with eating a slice of lemon, nice wakeup food in the morning

[waxen sleet]

Im male. A dude. A guy. A he. A him. A dad.

[sly quest]

Woah woah here we draw a lime. Please be careful since they could damage your teeth

[sleek harness]

You freaks are really freakish

[sly quest]

Oh nvm go away

[woven sigil]

You have no idea...

[waxen sleet]

Well that was mean

[sleek harness]

Male people can also use She/Her pronouns

[sly quest]

That was men

[wild vector]

Freaky Wretches, we are.

[waxen sleet]

Oh, my apologies?

[woven sigil]

My pronous are "ball haver"

[sleek harness]

Apologize to the person who invented LGBTQ

[sly quest]

No one is referring to you at all

[waxen sleet]

I was trying to be crystal clear is all?

[sly quest]

Crystal queer*

[woven sigil]

Noone asked you either

[sleek harness]

I didn't asked for any of you to wake up

[woven sigil]

Wouldnt have made any difference, I aint slept

[sly quest]

Go to sleep grandpa

[woven sigil]

How old you think I am

[sleek harness]

50

[sly quest]

3….?

[woven sigil]

Grandpa, jesus fuckin christ

[wild vector]

40k

[waxen sleet]

Is this bc im gonna eat all the lemon oreos?

[sleek harness]

Months old

[sly quest]

… noooo…. Noooooo…. Uhhh… noooo…

[woven sigil]

Yeah, alright, you can have three guesses. Get it wrong, you owe me a pint

[sly quest]

Whats that

[tropic grove]

i think u might be the shoutiest shouty, shouty

[waxen sleet]

You'd still be over 3000 years old

[sleek harness]

Yeah

[sly quest]

Seconds?

[wild vector]

I feel like Ogryns smell like people from Doncaster.

[sleek harness]

That's better than being 40k years old

[tropic grove]

wanna arm wrestle?

[waxen sleet]

I feel like they'd smell like a locker room

[woven sigil]

Nah, like people from Grimsby

[wild vector]

😭

I wonder if I can name my Zealot James May.

[sudden pelican]

Is there mod that can show server population? or difficulty population (How many players playing in Uprising, Malice, Heresy, Damnation, Auric)

[wild vector]

I play mostly Heresy

[woven sigil]

Need three others for the Stig, Clarkson and Hammond

[sudden pelican]

Its kinda annoying to switch servers just to joing a game real quick

[wild vector]

Because Im heretical like that

[waxen sleet]

Which one would be which class though?

[sly quest]

I want to name my ogryn conquest.

[woven sigil]

Hmm... Clarkson probably Arb, Hammond Vet, Stig as Scum and May as Zealot

[somber stream]

Not really, you can change region to fit the time when there is players likely to be online

Around this time, Europe or Asia sounds likely

[sudden pelican]

That's the problem. I don't know which server is the most populated at the time game doesn't tell.

[waxen sleet]

Mine is Fergus, he's a ginger.

[woven sigil]

Just go on the one you should be on

[somber stream]

Guess work based on irl time lol

[wild vector]

What class would Gordon Ramsay be?

[sly quest]

AWWW LMAOAOAO

[waxen sleet]

Ogryn

[waxen sleet]

Bc Abhumans don't have souls

[woven sigil]

Ramsay would be German loner Psyker

Because he's a prick

[sly quest]

I never understood where that came from. They look pretty lively to me 😭

[somber stream]

Bro can't stand the iconic face of Brittain men

It's okay to be Bri'ish

[sudden pelican]

Sometimes most players are playing lower difficulties. So Auric & Damnation are empty. I've played other games where they have a dedicated server browser to check specific regions and a list of all the servers in that region filled with players (Valve games mostly)

[waxen sleet]

Nah, Ramsey is an Ogryn, tall af and can make food out of anything

[woven sigil]

Better to be British than it is to be German, after all

[somber stream]

Welcome to Darktide

[waxen sleet]

Are you in normal gameplay, havoc, mortis trials, or Expeditions? That and time of day effect things

[sudden pelican]

FatShark/Games Workshop smh

[woven sigil]

Generally considered poor form to join regional servers you're a long way from

Matters less in PvE games, but in PvP titles, thats a dick move

[waxen sleet]

I imagine ping is the hottest of garbage too

[woven sigil]

Aye

[somber stream]

True that, ping can mess things up real bad. I do play with Aussies in Darktide every now and then

[woven sigil]

Thats why its considered poor form

[somber stream]

Asians too, American ping always disconnect me for some reason

[sly quest]

Trash vs garbage

[woven sigil]

I'll run the odd match on US East Coast servers, but nowhere else

[somber stream]

Ever play with Southern American?

[woven sigil]

Where are you from then smartarse?

[waxen sleet]

Thats bc the American connection has not only the player, but your own special FBI agent following you as well.

[sudden pelican]

We got multiple Asian servers now it was better when it was just South East & Hong Kong. Easier to find populated servers between the two. Now i've lost count how many servers they added for asia

[woven sigil]

As in the South American continent or places where its legal to marry your sister?

[somber stream]

YEah idk, i just ask my mates over there which one works best for them

[somber stream]

The latter lmao

[waxen sleet]

Im offensive, and I find that southern American

[woven sigil]

In some games that dont have regional servers, but not often otherwise

https://youtu.be/vH4AnnOuDng Fuckin choon

[somber stream]

#zealot-class message
Ping was so bad i got the chance to chat with the local heretics

[woven sigil]

Oof

[lilac crag]

@somber stream

lad

[somber stream]

Wuh

[lilac crag]

leveling my psyker

need access to high diffs

ye ken ?

[somber stream]

1 match then i'll have to get back to work

[lilac crag]

aye

[woven sigil]

Take him into Expeditions

[lilac crag]

7035323018

add

[sly quest]

Lele

[lilac crag]

lala !!!

hello

[woven sigil]

How come no gif perms?

[sly quest]

Hello hello sweet baby, have fun!

[sly quest]

Deserved

[lilac crag]

not allowed after The Incident

[somber stream]

Femboys

[lilac crag]

could join us

[woven sigil]

Why you hef to be mean

[woven sigil]

Understandable

[sly quest]

I have a shift at the thrift sadly… maybe tomorrow

[cobalt lichen]

where?

Mine hasn’t come in tbe mail yet 😞

[lilac crag]

on the weekend?

you poor thing

[molten matrix]

looking for only the most fire fits at the trift

[sly quest]

I work to steal some good pieces, can’t let vintage stuff pass me

[lilac crag]

lichtyboy

[cobalt lichen]

Would love to shift some thrift rn

[woven sigil]

Indulging in a little human trafficing are we Wolf?

[cobalt lichen]

no
It’s like mail order wives but femboys

[woven sigil]

Thats human trafficing..

[cobalt lichen]

nuh uh

[molten matrix]

i hope you atleast wash the clothes before hanging them up

[woven sigil]

Uh huh

[cobalt lichen]

I do it infrequently enough that traffic doesnt build up

[molten matrix]

inb4 lightly shitted pants

[woven sigil]

That implies that something happens to the previous order 🤔

[cobalt lichen]

you don’t wanna know

[woven sigil]

Would have been funnier if you said you sold them on

[cobalt lichen]

I might be

What’s Scumbustion, real stim shady?

[sly quest]

That sadly would take years to finish. We just spray them w sanitizer, pat them to make sure they have no mold or bugs and put em up.

[molten matrix]

the lightly shat pants special

[sly quest]

500$

[cobalt lichen]

I’m currently rocking the heavily shat pants special

[misty smelt]

im never getting this auric storm survivor title. keep dyin to bullshit

[lilac crag]

@somber stream

lights out is my weakness

lets do this another time

[somber stream]

Stop rushing you little shit

[lilac crag]

hehehehe

[misty smelt]

was at 3/5 yesterday and got flung off the map by a poxburster my teammate shot and i just died on 2/5 to a barrel my teammate shot and it flung me

[lilac crag]

our dear veteran was shooting barrels

not taking chances

:)

[somber stream]

Again, maelstrom this time

[lilac crag]

yeh

make sure its not lights out if you want me to be a functional player tho

[somber stream]

Vous voulez que je vous chouchoute aussi ?

[lilac crag]

stabs you

[woven sigil]

Slang term for the skill "Splash Damage"

[somber stream]

Le drame

[woven sigil]

Ugh.. I have to go outside and get pissed on

And not the fun kinda either

[little marten]

Qui qui

[dire kayak]

i buy a siphon
people think im gonna steal gas
nope
gonna drink it

[whole bough]

hello chat im putting this here too #darktide-pics-vids message

[delicate vapor]

[sleek harness]

Where the hell are you playing

Russia?

[waxen sleet]

No. Drink purple monster.

[dire kayak]

but gasoline is so tastyyyy

i don't care if im driving up the gas prices

[waxen sleet]

On one hand crashing the market is funny... on the other hand I don't wanna walk to work on Monday

[modest flume]

For drinking? Nah

But it smells nice

[whole bough]

no idea fatshak was hella laggy today

[waxen sleet]

Bruh, no

[waxen sleet]

Is it a day that ends with a Y?

[whole bough]

like unnaturally laggy

[waxen sleet]

Fair enough

[waxen sleet]

Great, now I wanna binge Emperor gets TTS...

[whole bough]

if you watch the video i made youll see

[cobalt lichen]

cool 👌

[lilac crag]

GGs lad

@somber stream

go work

[somber stream]

Aight

[lilac crag]

i need to babysit again soon

[molten matrix]

.

[somber stream]

That was my cat, pardon

[jaunty path]

There should be a map thats exclusively lights out

[delicate vapor]

There should be a map where they beat you up immediately at spawn

[jaunty path]

That wasn't such a bad bug ngl

[somber stream]

I heard Valve censored Vindicta's feet in Deadlock

That's fucked up

[jaunty path]

Wait

Fucking what

[somber stream]

#zealot-class message
GONE

[pseudo terrace]

the freakazoids are at it again

[waxen sleet]

And make it procedurally generated to make it extra fcky wucky

Like Expedition maps

[jaunty path]

That would be actually fun

Cuz the whole thing about lights out is actually remembering the map layout

And tbh it makes the game less visually heavy

[delicate vapor]

In lights out they blind fold you and cuff your hands

[waxen sleet]

Set it in the Deep Hive: impossible to navigate and chock-full of heresy

Imagine winding dark tunnels, auspex scanning way points, attempting to map things for the Mourningstar, extract, then repeat.

[delicate vapor]

[feral vessel]

hi missus hi elios hi remembrancer

hi yamato

are you named after that battleship from outer space

[delicate vapor]

Greets

[feral vessel]

greet

[patent grove]

Sup rejects

[teal token]

E

Bolt pistol or stub revolver better?

[jaunty path]

Either or

[waxen sleet]

Depends? Do you want a crit/weakspot build or raw damage?

Stub Revolver is arguably way better if you're doubling down on crit stuff, but Bolt Pistol is a one size fit all anti elite weapon.

[jaunty path]

My choice stems down to how long I wanna wait for it to reload

Is the damage worth the reload cost

[waxen sleet]

A fair point, as I recall the Zarona reloads one round at a time but the Agripinaa uses a plunger to reload. Bolt pistol uses a standard magazine... so thats order from slowest to fastest I think?

[delicate vapor]

Shall suffer ze self by playing warframe

[elder merlin]

[waxen sleet]

No, do Darktide Expeditions

[elder merlin]

I play warframe already

Me and @brazen pelican

[fiery wave]

GL soloing them with FS fucking up spawn rates.

[delicate vapor]

Same but just took a break

[delicate vapor]

[teal token]

I see, I was thinking on making a close combat build like you can buff damage by either range and melee kills

Mid range close combat vet build