general-chat

[gloomy tartan]

OHHHH SHIT

[fallen tree]

it helps with thinning

[dire kayak]

how do i make one?

[sly quest]

Like what? Getting us married?

[gloomy tartan]

Damn stim bout to flex on me rn

[sly quest]

@nocturne bloom get ready.

[fallen tree]

baking paper, a sponge and water, in a tupperware container

thats what i did

[waxen sleet]

Let me know when you figure it out.. I have a bunch of dnd minis to paint too

[misty trench]

I don't think I legally have that power

[dire kayak]

i see

[gloomy tartan]

STIM SHADY BOUT TO POP OFF ON A CADIAN RN

[formal mortar]

I do

[gloomy tartan]

ima see how good you is stim

[nocturne bloom]

IM GETTING MARRIED GUYS WHOOOOO

[fallen tree]

theres good tutorials online to make ur own, but it rly helps with thinning paints

[woven sigil]

Brother, I'm not even in game

[sly quest]

Who believes in legal anymore

[gloomy tartan]

Lmao there’s someone with your name

[dire kayak]

[gloomy tartan]

I’m dead ass haha

Someone named StimShady

[woven sigil]

And I'm not popping off on you of all people, you aint got no tits!

[waxen sleet]

Anyhow back to paints

[gloomy tartan]

Someone took your name bro

Lmao

[woven sigil]

Tell em they're fake

[gloomy tartan]

Lololol

[sly quest]

https://youtu.be/_IFEJs3WS_Y?si=OMb7VzZ4Axnf8VQG

[gloomy tartan]

I’ll screen shot them

[dire kayak]

ill let you know

[misty trench]

I'm not taking my chances lmao

[dire kayak]

id paint them for you if i could

[tawdry edge]

[jaunty path]

Congratulations on the discord marriage

[dire kayak]

lyxnie

lyxnie

[woven sigil]

They better do the name justice

[dire kayak]

kill me please

kill me

[tawdry edge]

y

[dire kayak]

suffering

[waxen sleet]

I have a few kobolds, thri-kreen, kenku, and a metric ton of Mushroom people

[nocturne bloom]

Ty, she matches my freak

[sly quest]

[dire kayak]

ooooh

[tawdry edge]

suffering is temporary, frien
you can live through it

[delicate vapor]

I just found a new kitten under my house

[woven sigil]

Suffering is eternal, you just get better at managing it

[waxen sleet]

Based.

[nocturne bloom]

Please stop kidnapping people on discord

[delicate vapor]

You do that already

[sly quest]

AWWWO CAN WE SEE THEM?

[dire kayak]

[nocturne bloom]

True, there is a hole in my basement

[delicate vapor]

I can’t get a picture rn

[woven sigil]

https://youtu.be/KHdIfFJ7oTU Ahahahahahaha banger intro on this remix

[sly quest]

Its okay! When you can! Poor babies hope they are okay:(

[dire kayak]

i need more minis to paint

im gonna start charging people to paint their minis

[sly quest]

Do you like club house music?

[dire kayak]

[nocturne bloom]

Spent all my money on the marriage 🥀

[twin flower]

[sly quest]

Have you heard omen 3?

You guys gotta hear this.

https://youtu.be/IX0MgQiN9kg?si=J0pAQvyKbavWLFNY

[woven sigil]

I like my basslines like I like my women. Dirty

[sly quest]

Give it a listen.

[woven sigil]

...

You got one more chance or your links end up in the same bucket as Missus' where they don't get clicked

[sly quest]

WHAT

ITS SO GOOD

[twin flower]

10 years ago? dayum

[dire kayak]

the t'aunar is as big as a joytoy dreadnought

[woven sigil]

https://on.soundcloud.com/R0Ezl6eCdhlwPEIYaP I will give you an example

[sly quest]

ITS SO GOOD NO?

[woven sigil]

Headphones recommended

[gloomy tartan]

GABA GOOL

[twin flower]

sum 90's ahh disco music

[sly quest]

Soundcloud. You Russian.

[woven sigil]

bita Gabba can be alreeet at 4am if the rig is chunky enough

[modest flume]

No no
You have to hear this https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=R7_1Xb5Uc8U&pp=ygUSR2lybCBpbGwgaG91c2UgeW91

[woven sigil]

What?

[dire kayak]

i should throw a fffffffffreeaking beach party

[sly quest]

Ohh… you are into theessseee… of course you won’t like my cool music 🙄

[sly quest]

Can you not house me please

[woven sigil]

100% Raver, babyyyy

[sly quest]

Only good actual music everyone would like is by aqua.

https://youtu.be/m2AuVIjy5po?si=CwsNdK6dL6Qluzd_

You can NOT dislike this.

[modest flume]

...Al what's gotten into you

[woven sigil]

https://on.soundcloud.com/WK2pw25MhYKmAndTOR And some Tek for those who might want a bit more pace

[sly quest]

Isn’t housing like killing…?

[misty trench]

I am basic https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GgbPLAev5T8

[modest flume]

🤝

[sly quest]

Never listening to anything you send ever again

[woven sigil]

I can respect it

[modest flume]

Is it? No idea

[dire kayak]

hm

[woven sigil]

[dire kayak]

i think i should stop talking here

[woven sigil]

Not everyone is made for hard tunes

[sly quest]

SONGS FOR THE DEAF LMAOOAOA THIS IS SO GOOD

[modest flume]

Can't forget https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=eFg1AGuAGYA&pp=ygUTU29uZ3MgZm9yIHRoZSBkZWFkIA%3D%3D

[misty trench]

you alright?

[sly quest]

What happened goober? Is Shady’s music taste THAT bad?

[woven sigil]

Would you like me to post something chill?

https://youtu.be/VFfNEhfBBIE

[delicate vapor]

this ice creams got chocolate chips inside

[jaunty path]

Ur welcome here

[waxen sleet]

Caine was always the lesser of the two

[woven sigil]

Tell that to my 20s

[sly quest]

8 LIKES IN 2 YEARS WHAT

[woven sigil]

I know, crazy innit

Criminally underrated producer

[marsh iris]

🛏️

[waxen sleet]

But thats how it goes, millions of people...

[woven sigil]

Yep, not everyone can luck out, even if they deserve it

[waxen sleet]

Living as foes? But maybe, its not too late

[somber stream]

Billions must fry

[sly quest]

Hope they get more attention soon, that was good!

[sly quest]

GOODNIGHT DEAR GARUT

[marsh iris]

oh i just woke up

[sly quest]

OHHH GOOD MORNING

[woven sigil]

https://youtu.be/p5qV-C_T2FY And now for something completely different

[marsh iris]

1 million lives! To save 10 million

[somber stream]

”I’ll flood the back of this ship to give it the elevation it needs”

“Should NOT have touch my anime collection”

[delicate vapor]

flood?

[modest flume]

[delicate vapor]

halo?

[modest flume]

I still remember CE

Fuck me it took like 10 years for me to beat that game

Just because of Guilty Spark

[woven sigil]

To be fair, the OG 2 Halo games were hard as fuck

Specially Halo2, playing that through on legendary was pure CBT at times

[modest flume]

Well the Library sucked but the Flood scared me that much when I was younger

[delicate vapor]

I didnt get to experience the flood till like this year cause I didnt have CE growing up

[somber stream]

Jackals sniper were 99% of the difficulty of halo 2

[delicate vapor]

[fallen tree]

yeah jackals are brutal

having to get the skulls each time you load up the game if u wanna use them was pretty rough too

[woven sigil]

You dared show one pixel of your hitbox out of cover? Back to the checkpoint with you

[delicate vapor]

1 pixel

[somber stream]

I still haven’t done halo 2 LASO yet..

[woven sigil]

I'm not sure thats something any healthy person should even consider

[somber stream]

Real

[modest flume]

We play Darktide

We ain't healthy

[somber stream]

Maybe once i feel like having my balls kicked in

[modest flume]

Darktide is pure masochism plain and simple

[woven sigil]

Be much easier to pay someone to kick you in the stones mate

[woven sigil]

Speak for yourself, I find Darktide quite relaxing

[modest flume]

You sure bud? LASO CBT is free

[woven sigil]

Yeah, but a kick in the bollocks isnt gonna sap your will to live

At least not for more than 15 minutes

[delicate vapor]

[somber stream]

I wholeheartedly believe a balls assault in public carries psychic effects

As all men in a 2km radius suddenly has the need to say “oouf” inside their head

[delicate vapor]

its like with the blood angels primarch death

sends a shockwave

[somber stream]

The very same

[astral basin]

Turn back the calendar on licht not mentioning ball destruction

[modest flume]

Maybe that's how Horus killed him too

[astral basin]

Imagine

[modest flume]

Can't blame the BA on getting a psychic backlash from that, damn

[delicate vapor]

[astral basin]

Every blaxk rage ba experiencing an implosion of balls they forgot they had
And the inability to remove the pain

Id be pissed too

[delicate vapor]

I fight my BA cousins but honestly feel bad for that psychic backlash

[astral basin]

“Kick your ass so hard your bloodline will experience it for generations”

[marsh iris]

genetically asskicked

[somber stream]

Imagine that

[delicate vapor]

[somber stream]

I swear there’s s irl instance as well

I’ll try to remember and come back about it, 5 hours from now

[delicate vapor]

timer starts now

[astral basin]

Do you often feel pains of your fathers ass kicking?

[somber stream]

Nvm i remember it

Brazil 1-7 Germany

[marsh iris]

[marsh iris]

they got kicked in the balls

[delicate vapor]

hearing my friends fight over the NBA game thats being streamed rn

[somber stream]

It was so bad there were not a single comeback since

[ripe tangle]

Ist es in Deutschland gesetzeswidrig, eine Vogelscheuche zu werden?

[delicate vapor]

I mean

is it

[hazy kestrel]

I like your funny words, German Woman.

[somber stream]

Kommt darauf an, wen du erschrecken willst…

[hazy kestrel]

This is getting out of hand. Now there are two of them!

[graceful hamlet]

beeg Ogryn goes to sacrifice himself to save dumb Psyker 1 mile away
dies
3rd person rage quits
Peak co-op

[ripe tangle]

Du weißt, wen ich erschrecken möchte...

[delicate vapor]

scare the worms

[modest flume]

I was doing a H40 earlier, brutal ascension riser gunner seed as always

[nocturne bloom]

Someone made me custom gears of war COG Tags with my name on them for my upcoming birthday lol

[delicate vapor]

happy irthday

[modest flume]

Killed something like 10 gunners shooting us

[twin flower]

hapbirday

[modest flume]

Died to a pox walker hitting me through the crate I was standing on

[nocturne bloom]

Birthday is in 9 days

[twin flower]

in case we miss it

[delicate vapor]

turning older in 9 days

[marsh iris]

happy birthing

[modest flume]

Happy birthday bud

[delicate vapor]

happy birdday

[twin flower]

birthing?

[somber stream]

Your mate in Pfalz? Just send him a prank mailbomb

[nocturne bloom]

Ngl im gonna wear those every day

[ripe tangle]

I don’t want to hurt anyone

[modest flume]

Why not? Sounds like an awesome gift

[nocturne bloom]

What about me

[twin flower]

[modest flume]

Would be a shame not to wear it

[somber stream]

constantly threaten to beat me to half-dead

[delicate vapor]

o deer

[nocturne bloom]

I will take your place

[somber stream]

By all means

[nocturne bloom]

They are pretty well done, they just have to do the engraving and ship it

A little large but they are supposed to be

Im just small

[modest flume]

Great things come in small sizes

[delicate vapor]

yea..

[nocturne bloom]

Pretty much what my last name translates to lmao

[woven sigil]

Don't threaten me with a good time

[woven sigil]

Great things come in small packages.

Get you a short queen

[delicate vapor]

a tall wife

[modest flume]

Nominative Determinism, my favorite

[modest flume]

One day

Tall is good too tbh

[somber stream]

Ever wonder why those small packaged snickers are called "Fun size"?

[woven sigil]

Too subtle?

[modest flume]

No no

[delicate vapor]

could go for some crab legs

[woven sigil]

You an me both tbf

Crab is bangin

[delicate vapor]

spicy crab..

i want 5 whole crabs to eat..

[woven sigil]

Never had spicy crab before, but sounds like something you have to be careful with to not lose all the flavour

[delicate vapor]

you pour it over

after

[woven sigil]

Hmm. Will keep my eyes open if it ever pops up, will try

[delicate vapor]

boil ze crab, make spicy sauce, pour after ze crab done

[stuck crescent]

is good

[somber stream]

Singaporean spicy crab

[delicate vapor]

holy FUCK why did sm2 put me in a 900 ping match

[nocturne bloom]

Its partially an innuendo which is fitting too

[stuck crescent]

Crab is good i all fourms

[ripe tangle]

I actually really love spicy crab

[somber stream]

All things evole to crab

[delicate vapor]

spicy crab and oysters..

[woven sigil]

Anyone got a good recipe?

[modest flume]

The hole goes deeper

[stuck crescent]

I'm a fan of crab soup, personally

[woven sigil]

I'll just cook it myself as I doubt i'll see it round here

[somber stream]

I tried the singaporean thing myself at home and it was straight ass

[delicate vapor]

easy to prepare by yourself honestly

[somber stream]

Tasted much better when i visit a resto later

[delicate vapor]

takes 1 sober person or tipsy person to make it

[hidden whale]

I like whatever imitation crab on sushi is

[twilit python]

just finished a mission and then when we got to the end screen the server timed out and i received no reward :) cool

[delicate vapor]

[somber stream]

Crab stick?

Who put those on Sushi??

[hidden whale]

uhh no

well maybe

[modest flume]

Praise be

[hidden whale]

its like shredded... crab... something

its really good

[delicate vapor]

a lot common over here

[cosmic burrow]

Hello

[hidden whale]

if I was a rich person I would eat sushi every day

:<

[somber stream]

It's something you put in a cheap bowl of ramen for a quick dinner

Don't pay to eat those in sushi resto lol

[woven sigil]

Perfect

[hidden whale]

my local sushi place has a lunch special where I can get 2 rolls for $8

its literally goated

[woven sigil]

Have you considered your cooking skills might not be all that amazing?

[somber stream]

Impossible

I just lack practice with crab is all

[jaunty path]

Ggggggg

[somber stream]

For 8 you get a pack of 16 of those here in the market

[woven sigil]

I mean.. thats understandable tbh, its not something most people eat regularly

[hidden whale]

if I lived on the coast I would consider learning to use crab

[cosmic burrow]

Evolve into crab

[hidden whale]

but... I dont... so any crab I get is gonna be not good

[woven sigil]

General rule with cooking innit. If you're not familair, find a good recipe and follow it to the letter

Once you know what makes the dish work and the quantities, apply that logic to tweak bits you think could be improved

[ripe tangle]

magister, do you like sushi?

[hidden whale]

you didnt ask me but I love sushi :3

[somber stream]

I prep, even got a 1kg restaurant-ready sauce pack. Still ass. Something to do with fire intensity and timing ig

[ripe tangle]

I already know you like it though

[hidden whale]

no I dont like it

i love it

[cosmic burrow]

No. Raw fish aint tasty

[ripe tangle]

okay

[woven sigil]

Never had actual real sushi

[hidden whale]

hmm im not sure what "real" sushi is honestly

[woven sigil]

Only the cheap pre-made shit for a snack when out an about

[hidden whale]

idk if a random texas town is producing "real" sushi

[cosmic burrow]

#ogryn-class message lucia big gun

[somber stream]

Sushi is just raw fish on rice

[twin flower]

shoot at everybody loadout

[delicate vapor]

sashimi is just the fish

[somber stream]

It's like a bowl of udon, quality may vary but udon is udon

[twin flower]

[ripe tangle]

Sushi doesn’t even need to be fish at all technically

[cosmic burrow]

My local auchan has a genuine sushi place

Dad and mom like to eat there

[ripe tangle]

Sushi literally means “vinegar rice” and Sashimi can also be meat that isn’t fish as long as it’s raw.

[twin flower]

ive only ever tried like katsudon and one of their ramens from a local joint

[ripe tangle]

in Japan, some places can even give you Horse Sashimi

[hidden whale]

wait like a real horse

?

[cosmic burrow]

Ramen. Nothing more than fancy chicken soup

[ripe tangle]

yes, real horse

[hidden whale]

O.o

[somber stream]

By technical term yes, but a clueless westerner may look at a piece of raw fish and call it "sushi :D"

[hidden whale]

what does horse taste like

[woven sigil]

Pork sashimi

[ripe tangle]

pork sashimi actually exists though.

[somber stream]

Introducing: mettbrötchen

[woven sigil]

And this is why I don't trust people.

[ripe tangle]

it’s a thing in Okinawa for sure

[delicate vapor]

[ripe tangle]

not sure about the rest of Japan though but yeah it is a thing.

[woven sigil]

I'm sure they've made sure its safe for human consumption, but raw pork is a line that should not be crossed

[ripe tangle]

I’ve eaten raw pork in Germany…

[somber stream]

Somewhere between beef and a deer

[ripe tangle]

and I was fine

[woven sigil]

Shudders

[ripe tangle]

I actually liked it ngl

then again, I like trying stuff

[somber stream]

To be fair Tommy, pork in Germany is much more regulated than the UK

[ripe tangle]

it’s part of the fun to try new things

[hidden whale]

i was gonna say stuff in the US that would kill you is probably safer in europe

[delicate vapor]

puffer fish sashimi

[woven sigil]

Same, though there are some limits. Not many, but some

[woven sigil]

Alright Kraut, I'll take your word for it

[ripe tangle]

I never got to try fugu, my Mom’s had it many times though, but I never went for it.

[woven sigil]

Bloody Jerries

[hidden whale]

is that the one that kills you if the chef makes a mistake

[delicate vapor]

its really just chewy

[somber stream]

Innit

[woven sigil]

Yeah, thats another one that's not on the list

[ripe tangle]

if it’s cut super thin it’s silky

[delicate vapor]

thats if the chef isnt fully licence

[delicate vapor]

ye

[woven sigil]

Tetrodetoxin does not sound like a particularly fun way to go

[delicate vapor]

you really just have to look out for the chefs certificate at the place to know

[modest flume]

That's 3 more times as potent as your normal daily toxin too

[somber stream]

I wouldn't trust medium tier or under western resto to process that fish

[woven sigil]

Even then. You're at the mercy of them not making a mistake. If the difference between you living and dying is measured in millimeters and its in someone else's hands, absolutely fucking not

[delicate vapor]

true that

[ripe tangle]

I’ve been to Japan twice, both times as a “kid” but really as a teenager… and no I never saw the nerdy stuff like Akihabara because I was never in Tokyo

I’ve been to Osaka and I’ve been to Kyushu c:

[woven sigil]

You're well travelled aintcha?

[delicate vapor]

ouu

[jaunty path]

Pawesome

[woven sigil]

[somber stream]

Blessed

Akihabara is overrated

[jaunty path]

Hows osaka

[gloomy tartan]

Hey guys

[ripe tangle]

Apparently so

[ripe tangle]

Beautiful

[gloomy tartan]

Is it fucked up to do a crab walk of crab people exist ?

[hidden whale]

i wanna travel the world, but poor ;.;

[woven sigil]

Good on you. I am a little bit jealous

[gloomy tartan]

You’re in Osaka?

Yooooooo

[ripe tangle]

Not currently….

[jaunty path]

I can only think about osaka from azumanga daioh

[gloomy tartan]

Godzilla attacked that

Well you been there

[ripe tangle]

last time I wss in Osaka was like 2012

[gloomy tartan]

Still cool

[somber stream]

Work, save and spend

[gloomy tartan]

Godzilla attacked Osaka before I’m pretty sure

[jaunty path]

Woaw

[somber stream]

Surely a flight to france isn't all that expensive

[delicate vapor]

[jaunty path]

[hidden whale]

basedbasedbasedbasedbased?

[jaunty path]

a

[hidden whale]

b

[gloomy tartan]

Gojira

[ripe tangle]

also I’ve been to Europe but only 3 countries, and I’ve been to South Korea, Canada, and Mexico.

[gloomy tartan]

MEHICOOOOOOO

[ripe tangle]

but that’s really it

[woven sigil]

Damn

[gloomy tartan]

VIVA CADIA

[woven sigil]

I've been to Ireland

[hidden whale]

if I ever manage to travel, the netherlands is first on my list

[ripe tangle]

how’s Ireland?

[gloomy tartan]

PINCHE HERETICS

[woven sigil]

Wet

[ripe tangle]

so like the UK then?

[jaunty path]

How's Mexico and south korea

[gloomy tartan]

I wish the Loch Ness monster was real

[woven sigil]

It's very beautiful, but its really not vastly different to the UK as a whole

[ripe tangle]

I always figured the amount of difference would be similar to an American travelling to Canada

[gloomy tartan]

Mexico is yellow just like in breaking bad

The filter changes when you cross country lines

[ripe tangle]

Very similar but still different but still super similar

yaknow what I mean right?

[gloomy tartan]

Mexico has amazing Hispanic food

[twin flower]

just make any other big bodies of water more terrifying why dont ya

[gloomy tartan]

Authentic

[woven sigil]

I dunno. Having not been to either I can't comment, but I would have expected the US and Canada to have some similarities, but not a great deal

Both places are very varied in their own ways

[gloomy tartan]

There’s other lake monsters in America we have a octopus one and a mosasaur like one

The mosasaur like one was theorized to climb on land sometimes for prey like orcas

[woven sigil]

Culturally I would bet on a lot of overlap though

[ripe tangle]

Mexico was beautiful, I was there briefly though as part of a stop on a cruise so I was in a super touristy place

[woven sigil]

Less so with the landscape

[gloomy tartan]

Guadalajara ?

[ripe tangle]

South Korea I’ve been to roughly 6 times?

[gloomy tartan]

Mayb Mexico city

[woven sigil]

Whats it like there?

[ripe tangle]

and South Korea is beautiful, not a country I would want to live in, but beautiful nonetheless

then again I say this about Japan too

[somber stream]

Visiting Seoul this June

[jaunty path]

That's only the touristy part.....

That can't be trusted as the genuine experience unfortunately

[gloomy tartan]

If someone took me to Japan to the Godzilla hotel and Godzilla locations I would give them my firstborn

[gloomy tartan]

I can recomended Mexico places

[ripe tangle]

Cancun

[gloomy tartan]

I am Mexico

[jaunty path]

You don't got no damn kids

[gloomy tartan]

Oh damn you was partying

[ripe tangle]

[gloomy tartan]

I don’t need kids to go to the Godzilla hotel and film locations

[jaunty path]

Lmao

[gloomy tartan]

I can be a kaiju film connoisseur

Godzilla is like a 70 year old franchise

Put respect on uncs name

Bullying a 70 year old dinosaur

I’d do the same for horror movies or Star Wars or some shit idk I like traveling to cool places

The Grand Canyon was pretty lol

[ripe tangle]

I’ve never been to the Grand Canyon

or Mount Rushmore

[gloomy tartan]

It’s like a giant painting

How fucking long it is

It’s surreal

Way better than on a screen or at Disneyland when they have the Grand Canyon section of the train ride that goes to show dinosaurs

[sleek harness]

Freaks

[ripe tangle]

Skaven

[woven sigil]

Would love to see the Grand Canyon before death arrives tbh

[delicate vapor]

NakedMoleThing

[sleek harness]

Hag

[gloomy tartan]

The nature at the Grand Canyon was pretty

[ripe tangle]

have you travelled outside of Brazil Skaven?

[gloomy tartan]

You really should go there

[sleek harness]

Dude is playing SM2

[delicate vapor]

[sleek harness]

No

[woven sigil]

Aye, but travelling is all about money, and that's in short supply at this point

[gloomy tartan]

I feel that

I wish we went back to bartering

[sleek harness]

I will never leave Brazil

[woven sigil]

Trying to scrape money together to get my welding courses done so I can earn a bit more moolah

[sleek harness]

Because every other country sucks

[ripe tangle]

Brazil forever!

[gloomy tartan]

What would you trade stim

[twin dirge]

What class you on rn

[ripe tangle]

I’ve never been to Brazil

[gloomy tartan]

Would you offer welding services

[delicate vapor]

all

[sleek harness]

You shouldn't ngl

[twin dirge]

That doesn't

[gloomy tartan]

Like some sort of modern blacksmith

[delicate vapor]

heavy and bulwark

[twin dirge]

Real honestly

[sleek harness]

Fitting

[twin dirge]

I religiously play the big stompy feller

[gloomy tartan]

I wish I was fatter so I could sell my blood

[woven sigil]

What? In a barter system?

Food probably, because I grow a good deal of my own

[ripe tangle]

fair enough

[sleek harness]

Nobody ain't buying blood with so much fat in it

[gloomy tartan]

I have many orange and lemon

[woven sigil]

That makes sense being in Cali', you work on a plantation?

[gloomy tartan]

Do you think they picky when you have a sought after blood type

[ripe tangle]

I heard Chile is really nice to visit actually

[sleek harness]

Are you not even going to question why

[gloomy tartan]

I’m Hispanic and French among other things

[sleek harness]

Damn

You really don't care for my country

[ripe tangle]

Okay why?

[gloomy tartan]

Lots of chili’s and cactus and alo Vera

[sleek harness]

Because it sucks

[ripe tangle]

aside from all the times you’ve complained about it

[woven sigil]

If money was no object I don't think there is anywhere I wouldn't visit tbh

[gloomy tartan]

Orange and lemon tree

Some other ones

[hidden whale]

what, the underground? yeah id blow it up

[gloomy tartan]

Pears I think

[hidden whale]

down with skavenblight :3

[sleek harness]

I did?

[woven sigil]

Hell yeah dude, that sounds great

[gloomy tartan]

Yeah I garden a lot

Green thumb Cadian

[sleek harness]

Caves isn't a country

[ripe tangle]

You complain about it until someone talks shit about it, then you defend it like your life depends on it.

[sleek harness]

If it was America would have already gone to war with it

[ripe tangle]

actually, as an American, same.

[woven sigil]

If you have the space and ability to do so, everyone should grow as much of their own food as possible

[ripe tangle]

I also do that

[sleek harness]

We got free healthcare though

[gloomy tartan]

I have more oranges and lemons than i use

[ripe tangle]

so?

[sleek harness]

It means we are better

And our country doesn't suck

Duh

[ripe tangle]

no it doesn’t…

[gloomy tartan]

I’d be more than happy to barter them for some chickens or something

[sleek harness]

Shush

Where do you live

[woven sigil]

You did not strike me as an American I'm not gonna lie

[astral basin]

#zealot-class

[ripe tangle]

and you also just said it did

[gloomy tartan]

If we were in a bartering time again

[sleek harness]

What

[gloomy tartan]

I thought Lucia was from the space station

[astral basin]

Aaa

[sleek harness]

What you talking about

I don't know like what you are talking about

[tropic grove]

500 dreg ragers pls

[astral basin]

Your return to the- wait im the one thats late

[woven sigil]

I'll trade you vegetables for fruits and eggs and chickens for beef

[ripe tangle]

I forgot, Skaven has the memory of a Goldfish.

[sleek harness]

I don't

[gloomy tartan]

Human stuff might be confusing for Skaven

[astral basin]

Welcome either way, Sister

[sleek harness]

I just like to

Uh

What

[ripe tangle]

Where’d you think I was from?

[delicate vapor]

[tropic grove]

i was about to complete a mission if it weren't for the 500 ragers behind me

[gloomy tartan]

Stone cold Steve Austin

[sleek harness]

You are outside the gate

[gloomy tartan]

We start a food buisness

[sleek harness]

We ain't letting you in in the party

[woven sigil]

Honestly... Initially Europe, but then you clarified earlier that you'd visited a few places. Didn't really have another location lined up

[delicate vapor]

long john silvers

[sleek harness]

I thought Lucia was Australian

[ripe tangle]

Ah fair enough

[gloomy tartan]

I’d love to trade food cuz I have good crops in some medieval times

[sleek harness]

Like every single one of you

[gloomy tartan]

Hire some mercenary chuds

[sleek harness]

All Australians

And extremists

[ripe tangle]

I’ve never been to Australia, would love to go though.

[sleek harness]

A kangaroo will beat you in a fight

[hidden whale]

just wait until we send the krubersriek 5 to skavenblight, ur done for rat boy

:)

[sleek harness]

I don't live there

[ripe tangle]

I tend to know better than to fuck with nature or try to fight it

[sleek harness]

You are sending a theorist attack on another country

[woven sigil]

It's very hard to be an extremist when you live on a tiny island nation that relies on immigration to stay afloat Doesn't stop a bunch of my idiot countrymen though I guess

[hidden whale]

oh shit a theorist attack

:3

[sleek harness]

Theorist

[jaunty path]

Are you scared of spiders

[sleek harness]

You are spreading theories about killing me

Which is

[hidden whale]

hypothetically, for the sake of argument, if I was daddy, it would logically follow, you need a spanking?

[sleek harness]

Wrong

[ripe tangle]

No, I love spiders.

[sleek harness]

I like frogs

[gloomy tartan]

Based

[jaunty path]

Based lucia??

[gloomy tartan]

Based

[hidden whale]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-wdWh7ci6rM

[gloomy tartan]

Out of all the bugs spiders should be our first ally

Possibly 2nd behind ants

[sleek harness]

When I was a kid, I used to pick them because they kept entering in my home

[gloomy tartan]

Well no honey bees too

[woven sigil]

Spiders are good because they eat all the bugs that arent

[gloomy tartan]

We should ally with honey bees

[sleek harness]

So I had to take them to the forest below my home

[delicate vapor]

Spiders are regular citizens over here

[gloomy tartan]

Most spiders can’t fly

[delicate vapor]

[gloomy tartan]

So that’s nice

[delicate vapor]

in australia they fly

[sleek harness]

Most

[woven sigil]

Don't even try to chuck them out the van, they get to live here peacefully so I don't get eaten my mosquitos constantly all summer

[hidden whale]

I like picking up spiders and putting them outside

[gloomy tartan]

Ever see the lasso spiders?

[hidden whale]

same with cockroaches

[gloomy tartan]

They like little cowboys

[sleek harness]

Die

[hidden whale]

WASPS? I murder those fuckers

[gloomy tartan]

Tarantula hawk wasps

[sleek harness]

Wasps are cute

[gloomy tartan]

They are so fucking evil

[sleek harness]

The hell is wrong with you

[gloomy tartan]

They lay live young inside prey

[hidden whale]

you can hate but almost all of the logic they just used to prop up spiders is the same for cockroaches

[gloomy tartan]

Paralyze the prey

[hidden whale]

like, wash your hands and its fine

[ripe tangle]

@delicate vapor what’re some good things to do whenever I one day go to Australia?

[gloomy tartan]

The prey is eaten from inside by the baby

[sleek harness]

That depends on species

[hidden whale]

they come into my house and attack me?

[gloomy tartan]

Tarantula hawk wasps kill innocent tarantulas

[twin dirge]

Hypothetically speaking, if I was terrified of spiders, would you kill the spider for me? (U can remove it peacefully if you pretend you killed it)

[gloomy tartan]

Fuck thrm

[woven sigil]

Wasps = Fuckers
European Hornets = Pretty Chill
Asian Hornet = Kill on sight with extreme prejudice

[sleek harness]

That's your problem

[delicate vapor]

really more of the site seeing first, avoid tourist stuff over in the main city locations

[hidden whale]

and I solved it by killing them

[ripe tangle]

I have an International Drivers Liscence and I’ll get a Travel Card beforehand, I’ll probably do a lot of site seeing yeah

[hidden whale]

literally self defense

[gloomy tartan]

gives the spider createan and it gets 90 times bigger

[sleek harness]

Exactly

That's makes you a freak

[delicate vapor]

right hook turns are legal in my state

[hidden whale]

you are truly foolish

and a skaven

[ripe tangle]

Nice

[gloomy tartan]

Don’t forget tarantula hawk wasps

[delicate vapor]

driving is easy over here

[sleek harness]

Yeah because that's my first name

Dumbass

[woven sigil]

Don't ever see them here, so I don't know owt about them

[sleek harness]

I am Foolish Skaven the Famous

[gloomy tartan]

Google thrm

They are so fucking big it’s nuts

[woven sigil]

Even Asian Hornets are very rare, but they murder bee colonies, so they get squished on sight

[gloomy tartan]

They are called hawks for a reason

They are also what cazadors from fallout new Vegas are

[sleek harness]

Have any of you freaks had a dream so real

[gloomy tartan]

Cazadors are mutated tarantula hawk wasps

[somber stream]

Literally murder all wasp and mosquitoes

[gloomy tartan]

Yes

[sleek harness]

That you were shocked after waking up

[gloomy tartan]

I fought a bear

When I woke up the parts of my bones that were shattered and sticking out my body

[sleek harness]

And the bear won

[ripe tangle]

but that is a crime in Germany

[gloomy tartan]

I felt shock there

Like phantom pain

[ripe tangle]

to kill a wasp nest

[gloomy tartan]

For a second

[gloomy tartan]

We went off a cliff

[woven sigil]

They look like they could be real nasty, but I can't find a picture that gives me an effective idea of scale

[somber stream]

Not the mosquitoes though

[sleek harness]

A tie then

[gloomy tartan]

I saved the women

[sleek harness]

German Man

[sleek harness]

Eho

Who

[gloomy tartan]

I did was genetics demand

[gloomy tartan]

THE WOMEN

[twin dirge]

This is why I pay money for people to come spray anti bug chemicals on the property every so often

[sleek harness]

Which

[hidden whale]

im about to make a latte with cinnamon, anyone jelly? :3

[ripe tangle]

why do so many older German men have that specific build?

The kind where they’re skinny all over but have a fat pot belly

[twin dirge]

Beer

[gloomy tartan]

There was 2

[hidden whale]

alcohol

[delicate vapor]

beer

[woven sigil]

If you don't gotta deal with dangerous ones, just stop chucking spiders out your house an they'll eat everything that inst a spider

[ripe tangle]

is beer really the answer? Damn.

I guess that makes sense

[sleek harness]

They don't train their arm

[gloomy tartan]

It’s called a beer gut or beer belly

[twin dirge]

Never, plus the state does it for free for mosquitoes anyways cuz I live near a swamp

[gloomy tartan]

It’s a old OLD term in America

[somber stream]

There is this special liquid that when mosquitoes came into contact with, they don't die immediately, it's when they carry the liquid back to their hanging place or body of water that it start to spread and kill them

[gloomy tartan]

Beer gut beer belly

[woven sigil]

Fair enough man, I would choose spiders over a house full of insecticide, but you do you

[hidden whale]

im probably oversimplifying it, but wouldnt poisoning my own house... poison me...?

:<

[gloomy tartan]

What if the cia had spiders

[sleek harness]

Are you the house

[gloomy tartan]

Like cia agent spiders

That they deployed

Imagine

[hidden whale]

are you even real

[sleek harness]

Yeah

[gloomy tartan]

Spider with a headset

[ripe tangle]

It’s currentlt 22:43 and I need to be at job at 10:00 soooo

[hidden whale]

I doubt it

[sleek harness]

I am very real

[twin dirge]

I mean it's not in the house, it just gets sprayed on the property lines and stuff, keeps most everything out

[ripe tangle]

should I sleep?

[sleek harness]

Lucia isn't real

[ripe tangle]

probably

[sleek harness]

She's from 40k

Which isn't real

[hidden whale]

cst spotted lul

[gloomy tartan]

Rest is good

[hidden whale]

yes sleep is good for you sleep time go sleep

[woven sigil]

Right, ok, my mistake. I've heard some horrible things about houses being fumigated over the years

[sleek harness]

Isn't like 10pm still

[gloomy tartan]

What’s a cst

[hidden whale]

central time zone

[gloomy tartan]

So like

Your the middle

[hidden whale]

in which its currently 10:45pm

[gloomy tartan]

The core

The gut

[ripe tangle]

Central Standard Time yeah

[sleek harness]

They live in the Pacific ocean

[gloomy tartan]

The gutty works

[gloomy tartan]

That’s a good ocean

[twin dirge]

Lmfao all good probably wouldn't do that personally unless we got like bed bugs/lice or something real hard to get rid of, and even then that's a maybe, for the most part it's all outside spraying to kill the bugs before they get inside

[gloomy tartan]

All the oceans are pretty good oceans

Fuck

[sleek harness]

It isn't

It's very cold

[gloomy tartan]

Hard to pick a best ocean

Wdy nean

[hidden whale]

no artic ocean too cold

:<

[gloomy tartan]

It’s cool tho

[twin dirge]

So guys

[gloomy tartan]

Leapord seals

Narwhals

[twin dirge]

What's your favorite color

[gloomy tartan]

Pacific has cool stuff too

Every ocean has cool unique stuff

[gloomy tartan]

Blue

[sleek harness]

I bet you guys will never guess my favorite color

Freaks I mean

You guys aren't guys

[gloomy tartan]

Shit brown

[sleek harness]

No

[hidden whale]

I dont think I have one... a blend of colors is the best

like the night sky

[delicate vapor]

purple

[twin dirge]

I like lavender

Aka purple

[sleek harness]

That's a Pokemon

[twin dirge]

Based asf

[sleek harness]

Purple and red is overrated

[hidden whale]

guys could you put a human in a pokeball

?

[sleek harness]

No

[hidden whale]

better question, do they have extradimensional technology in pokemon

and use it to force native life forms into death battles

[delicate vapor]

gods exist so yeah

[sleek harness]

Yeah, theres this machine which contacts space pokemons to destroy the world

[hidden whale]

ok but why no hooman pokeball

[sleek harness]

This is slavery

[hidden whale]

how is a human meaningfully different from a pokemon

[sleek harness]

They didn't came from space

[nocturne bloom]

palworld:

[sleek harness]

Pokemon did

[hidden whale]

skaven I cant take anything you say seriously

[sleek harness]

Why not

[hidden whale]

:<

1. foolish

2. skaven

[sleek harness]

I am literally telling the truth

[sleek harness]

That's my first name jackass

[sleek harness]

That's racist jackass

[hidden whale]

racist? this is a 40k chat. this is literally competitive space racism

[simple cliff]

Confession. I started used the RADAR mod and I regret nothing because it confirmed one of my conspiracy theories.

[hidden whale]

:3

[sleek harness]

General chat

[simple cliff]

Certain enemies can legit just spawn out of thin air without using any of the monster closets and it's utter BS.

[gloomy tartan]

Guys

My dog killed his first gopher

[sleek harness]

Cool

Anyways

[gloomy tartan]

He threw it into a bug zapper

It was like a mortal combat fatality

[sleek harness]

That made me chuckle for some reason

This wasn't funny

[delicate vapor]

[whole glade]

i want the TC rulebook so bad :[

[sleek harness]

T what

[woven sigil]

Thats.... Thats been known since beta

[whole glade]

trench crusade big book

[woven sigil]

The game has literally always worked like that

[simple cliff]

I was there for beta.

Do not speak to me of the old ways.

I needed to see it with my own eyes.

[woven sigil]

Well I don't know why it surprises you, on Smelter Complex you can literally watch hordes spawn out of thin air from the respawn post on the end event if you've gotten knocked at that point in the mission

[simple cliff]

I never said it surprises me.

[blazing ibex]

The poxhound instantly materializing next to me already going for the pounce as I'm trying to dodge an overhead

[delicate vapor]

[blazing ibex]

I love this game sometimes

[woven sigil]

Aye, its bogus on the rare occasions something that blatant happens, but that is thankfully not the norm

[tropic grove]

i like how kayex talks he sounds funny "ooooohhhhh lady of the starrrrs we need more resources for our manofactoruuum"

[blazing ibex]

Definitely feels like it's happening more though.

[jaunty path]

Weirdly enough although ppl have been complaining about magnet hounds when they've literally stuck to me and literally /not down me

[wintry fog]

gotta 12 moves ahead in this 4D chess

[jaunty path]

Its wild

[woven sigil]

Of late I havent played enough to get an effective gauge of it tbh

[gloomy tartan]

This is like your super hero pose

[simple cliff]

I've had that happen a few times as well but I've also blatantly seen hounds seemingly defy physics to connect.

[tropic grove]

do yall think kayex flirts with hadron

[jaunty path]

No

[woven sigil]

Should really log in and do some of the god-emperor's work. But of late I have found myself... Shall we say.... Distracted

[simple cliff]

No

[blazing ibex]

The reason I even noticed it happened was because I had Exe Stance on and there were absolutely no hounds around until that exact moment

[jaunty path]

Pulls off harlz skin

[wintry fog]

kayex can do a lot better

[trail bramble]

she's too busy not flirting with me

[tropic grove]

ofc cuz he ain't gonna steal her from me

[simple cliff]

Can I have my skin back? People get freaked out when they see skeleton.

[woven sigil]

Damn, you've got balls saying that in here

[jaunty path]

No

Bad

[simple cliff]

Damn.

[gloomy tartan]

Why she pink

[wintry fog]

We all know kayex is banging the least scarred imperial guardswoman on the ship

[jaunty path]

Oopd

Oops

[simple cliff]

I watched movie and now I am sadge.

[delicate vapor]

[jaunty path]

Didnt mean to send dat

[gloomy tartan]

lol

[tropic grove]

or a toaster

[gloomy tartan]

The thumb up

[woven sigil]

When Hallowette is just down the hall? Man, Kayex has some taste issues 😏

[jaunty path]

Kayex has dementia

[woven sigil]

Probably not unlikely tbh

[jaunty path]

Time to try and sleep..

[blazing ibex]

Kayex old old

[gloomy tartan]

Dream of chimp con

🐒

[tropic grove]

melk's milk

[lilac crag]

good morning chat

[tropic grove]

[blazing ibex]

good morrow

[woven sigil]

Greetings

[round mica]

What is up ppl

Grand rising

[blazing ibex]

That meant to be towards Alex, not regarding the Morrow sticker lmao

[woven sigil]

Uhh.. clouds.. the moon... uhh.. bats?

[round mica]

Cute.

[round mica]

Holy bonk

[woven sigil]

It's late and I ran out of gin an hour ago

[round mica]

Get more brother

[tropic grove]

nightsider and disposal unit should sound more often

[delicate vapor]

Think I may be sick…

[delicate vapor]

Otphie..

[lilac crag]

orphaie..

[lilac crag]

UNgreeting

[woven sigil]

The shop is 11 miles away and I am not motivated to walk 11 miles today

[lilac crag]

hi I texted you grrrr

[whole bough]

also using doublebarrel as a cannon is pretty effectIve

like secondary delete enemy

or for bosses

[woven sigil]

I could do it, but I do not wish to do it

[whole bough]

thankfully i have a safeway only like a mile away

idk what this conversation is about

[woven sigil]

Safeway?! Man I didnt even realise they were still a thing

Last Safeway I saw was when I was like 6 in the late 90s

[whole bough]

ive been a fredmeyer and safeway head my entire life

mainly cause they were the main places up in alaska

theyre mostly north northwest still

[raven dirge]

quick question but how are the classes right now in terms of power levels ? is psyker still the most OP

[wintry fog]

Chat, remember that grocery chain your family always went to as a kid but now you can't recall what it was even called?

[whole bough]

hivescum

is most op

but very technical

[raven dirge]

where is psyker then

[wintry fog]

Hivefun

[whole bough]

psyker heavily depends on the build but probably like top 2-3

[woven sigil]

Rust's. Not a thing any longer either

[whole bough]

psyker is more op cause the crowd control

[woven sigil]

Ah interesting, I didn't realise it was an American company. Safeway had stores open in the UK back int day

[whole bough]

yea idk when

[delicate vapor]

Safeway still exists over here

Well sorta

Re branded

[woven sigil]

Yeah, apparently so. Wild ngl

[whole bough]

oh yeah didnt five guys rebrand to open there or something

wtf was it called

[woven sigil]

Hearing the name gave me flashbacks to being sat in an old Montego at night, eating pork pies on the way home

[delicate vapor]

Gonna take a harmless nap and hope I don’t wake up the next day

[woven sigil]

See you tommora! Enjoy your sleep

[delicate vapor]

2:16pm rn

Let’s see when I’ll wake up

[woven sigil]

Is already tommora then innit

[lilac crag]

purposefully feeding u melatonin gummies in your sleep so you don't wake up till 11pm

[delicate vapor]

[twin flower]

[formal mortar]

My hands are all cut up from work today

Making it hard to play games

[twin flower]

i shall kissy the booboo's

[formal mortar]

[dire kayak]

life is so silly
when i ignore the dread

[woven sigil]

Dip them in vinegar or iodine

They'll sting like buggery, but you wont notice them being a pain when you're gaming

[twin flower]

v-vinegar?

[formal mortar]

I'm good, I put on a lidocaine lotion

Because some of the gashes are in my knuckles kinda deep

[woven sigil]

(Very) budget antiseptic qualities. Really you don't wanna use it unless there is no other option, but its also something everyone has

It would'nt be remotely comparable to iodine

[twin flower]

[hazy pagoda]

heresy lobbies are truly something else

[trail bramble]

you can also put the dog medicine on your hands like the tik tok guy and never get cuts in the first place

[twin flower]

bruh

[whole bough]

i use bactine on any cuts im worried about

[hazy kestrel]

Are you okay pal

[whole bough]

i got fucked up toes and sometimes get infected down there which i also use it for

[twin flower]

we have this wild flower we used to chew and place on our tiny cuts when we were children lmao

sum make shift poultice our elders taught us back then

[woven sigil]

If a cut is serious enough it gets cleaned and superglued

[whole bough]

speaking of cuts i sliced my thumb while cutting bread a few days ago

wasnt deep but i didnt think it cut at first because it was so clean

then i noticed blood

so i just held a paper towel on it until it stopped

while continuing cooking

[twin flower]

what a chad

[woven sigil]

Aye, thats how to do it

[whole bough]

for me pain is like, seperated emotionally unless its like acheing/sore pain

[woven sigil]

Gotta be careful with kitchen knives though, particularly in a professional kitchen

[whole bough]

so i can kinda just not care

[whole bough]

this was just a bread knife and i knew i was cutting in a dumb way

putting my thumb in the path of the blade to hold the bread as i cut it

[twin dirge]

I used a hole puncher to take a chunk outta my finger like 4 days ago

[twin flower]

[twin dirge]

Not on purpose

[whole bough]

also i got a headache

[twin flower]

u ok?

[twin dirge]

It was bent asf and I was tryna fix it, the edge was sharp

[woven sigil]

Aye, I've had two experiences of pain in life that were actually intolerable, tooth abcess and thermonuclear appendix

[hazy kestrel]

Ah the appendix is a classic

[woven sigil]

Everything else varies from no issue to mild irritation

[hazy kestrel]

Torsion was a bitch though

Do not recommend

[woven sigil]

Aye.. hard pass on that one

[whole bough]

the worst pain ive had was when i had anemia and anorexia, i think the lack of fluids made my spine compress so it was like crushing nerves, and any sudden moves or jolts could lock up my entire back which would then cause my entire body to spasm and lockup from the pain

[woven sigil]

Fuck around, find out type moment

[whole bough]

i still unintentionally tense my spine going over speedbumps in a car since that was horrible for it

[woven sigil]

Aye, I can see how that would be extremely uncomfortable

Direct nerve pain is a marked step up from broken bones

[whole bough]

and even with that i was still like, trying to live my life as normal until i finally decided to go to the ER

i have insane pain tolerance and it often works against me

[woven sigil]

Well.. it probably doesnt in all fairness

[formal mortar]

Worst pain I ever had was passing a kidney stone

[hazy kestrel]

I’ve surprisingly never broken a bone

There’s always tomorrow though

[somber stream]

Stay hydrated#

[dire kayak]

are you okay

[woven sigil]

Human body is incredibly durable. You can put yourself through the absolute ringer and not actually need medical attention unless its really serious

[twin dirge]

Yeah I'm fine lmfao

[dire kayak]

thats good

[whole bough]

yeah that is one thing my body is good at is like, very resilient