general-chat

[gloomy tartan]

Just running a rager train

[dire kayak]

necrons more like

uhhhhhhh

[gloomy tartan]

Had to slide headshot a sniper dodge a net

[dire kayak]

hm

[gloomy tartan]

Bro bro bro

[jaunty path]

Necrontyr?

[gloomy tartan]

A mutant saved me

[dire kayak]

pooprons

gottem

[gloomy tartan]

It grabbed me but it chucked me away from the enemy towards the Valkyrie

That mutant was a real one

Said TELL MY STORY

[tropic grove]

nightsider and disposal unit should sound more often

[jaunty path]

Thinking about the characters it made me realize. they don't know pain

physical pain at least.

do they know the meaning of returning to flesh

[sleek harness]

35% of humans never touched a woman

[gloomy tartan]

Wdy nean

You get born

[jaunty path]

Are they truly, willing to compromise with their immortality

[gloomy tartan]

Your a baby

Your mom holds you lmao

[sleek harness]

Your mom is holding you

Not the contrary

[gloomy tartan]

Does being held not count as touching ?

[sleek harness]

It's making contract

Not touching

[gloomy tartan]

I thought touching was skin contact ya

[gloomy tartan]

Baby’s touch stuff with they hands lmao

They just grab random shit

This is dumb lmao

[jaunty path]

Sometimes I think about the things current humanity would do if they truly had all the time in the world to use to do literally whatever they wanted

[gloomy tartan]

Godzilla

[sleek harness]

You are making my search more difficult to believe

Stop

[gloomy tartan]

No doubt

Godzilla

Instantly

Then world hunger

[tropic grove]

play darktide 24/7

[dire kayak]

kill

[gloomy tartan]

And like housing crisis

But first Godzilla

[sleek harness]

Fear and Hunger

[jaunty path]

playing video games 24/7 is definitely a thing people would odo

do

100% games becomes a hobby

[gloomy tartan]

Bitch I want a Godzilla

I would lock in

[sleek harness]

Speedrun that one Shadow the Headhog game all endings

[gloomy tartan]

If I’m immortal I’m making mechs and Godzilla and lightsabers

[sleek harness]

33 hours

[jaunty path]

look at orikan, living the same 20 minutes for the past 6 years just to spite trazyn

[gloomy tartan]

I’m making a dog that barks lasers

[jaunty path]

dog

dog dodg dog dog dog

my friend has a dog

shes very cute

no

[gloomy tartan]

A tank that has spider legs

[jaunty path]

he has 3 dogs

one is black, the other is black too, one is more bright colored

one is a killer dog

ones a adopty

the other is more normal

probably

he named the normal one after a fruit

cant remember for the life of me

I love doggies

[gloomy tartan]

My dog is cute also

So we’re my past doggos

Smart doggos

Recognized the police

Cuz they real ones

Barked at them lmao

[jaunty path]

LOL

nice

[gloomy tartan]

Tho

One was scared

First time he

Met people of a

Specific denotation?

Barked and looked around for a second but he relaxed

He came from Mexico so I guess it was the first time he dead ass saw someone who was not Hispanic looking

He wasn’t racist tho he was just startled I think

[jaunty path]

lmfao

[gloomy tartan]

It was black people lol

[jaunty path]

white person jump scare

oh

lmfao

klans dog

[gloomy tartan]

He just looked in the distance

Saw some x

And went

Wu duh

[woven sigil]

Alrighty, tea aquired

[gloomy tartan]

BARK

BARK?

[woven sigil]

WhatdidI miss

[jaunty path]

what kind of tea

[gloomy tartan]

But he calmed down

[jaunty path]

we talking about dogs

[woven sigil]

Earl Grey

[jaunty path]

yummers

[gloomy tartan]

He never barked randomly at black ppl after that

[woven sigil]

They're aight, cats are better though

[jaunty path]

reformed

[gloomy tartan]

Just his first time seeing some

They weren’t even close

[jaunty path]

i love cats

[gloomy tartan]

He just turned his head and looked startled

[jaunty path]

"low" maintence

funny

not super loud, probably

[gloomy tartan]

He recognized a snake once too

He was a beagle

From mehicooo

🇲🇽

[woven sigil]

Bless him

[gloomy tartan]

He like notified me and my other younger dog at the time of the snake warned us

It was weird his tail went fully horizontal

Like straight out

And he pointed with his head and crouched

[woven sigil]

Nah, mine is pretty obnoxious I'm not gonna lie. Toneless bastard has no musicality, just a bunch of deadpan meows when he wants food, which is all the damn time. Beatiful lad, but he greedy

[gloomy tartan]

It was some hardcore hunting dog shit so I went wtf are you looking at and then I saw a tall ass snake pop its head like OH SHIT and dart off

[woven sigil]

Damn, thats actually very smart

[gloomy tartan]

It was first time he’d ever even seen a snake

[dire kayak]

hmmmm

[gloomy tartan]

Genetics fuckint kicked in

[dire kayak]

eye see

[gloomy tartan]

That shits real

He also wrecked gophers

[woven sigil]

Dog can save your life with instinct like that

[jaunty path]

probably like centuries of like snake fearing shit or something

like how cats are spooked by cucumbers

mans best friendo

[gloomy tartan]

He would annihilate gophers

I remember him throwing one at the garage once

I was like jfc

[woven sigil]

Isnt a gopher like a chipmunk/squirrel kinda thing?

[gloomy tartan]

Think ground

Digger

Like the thing from Groundhog Day

But smaller

More ratty

[woven sigil]

Oh... like a hamster-mole

[gloomy tartan]

They have the big buck teeth

[jaunty path]

mole?

[gloomy tartan]

More rat like tail

That’s what gophers look like

[jaunty path]

ah

[woven sigil]

You know what. I'll google it

[gloomy tartan]

They can be smoll

Or big as fuck

[jaunty path]

suddenly

[gloomy tartan]

They can get big

[jaunty path]

thinking about beavers

[gloomy tartan]

Beavers are cool

They have a odd body

[jaunty path]

they eat bark for nutrients

[gloomy tartan]

They fucking walk

Like a chud

[jaunty path]

they have a mini fort of sorts

that you can only enter by like

[woven sigil]

I have that problem constantly

[jaunty path]

swimming

[gloomy tartan]

It’s so unique how they walk when they carry shit

[jaunty path]

lul

[woven sigil]

Sorry, silver platter and what not

[gloomy tartan]

Yeah secret entrance

It can have a dry area

[dire kayak]

should i

[gloomy tartan]

Big open

[woven sigil]

Alright, gophers are pretty weird lookin

[gloomy tartan]

Room for whole family

[gloomy tartan]

Fucking odd right

Idk if California ones are unique

[woven sigil]

Like a cross between a mole, a rat and a tiny wombat with a little bit of squirrel

[gloomy tartan]

It’s like a rat mole thing

It’s odd

Big fuck teeth

They’ll rear up and jump at ya if cornered

They have shit eye sight

[woven sigil]

[marsh iris]

bamboo rats

[gloomy tartan]

They have to stay in dirt

Or else birds will eat ‘em

[woven sigil]

I can't imagine that's overly threatening

[gloomy tartan]

Or coyotes

[dire kayak]

i now pronouns you dead

[gloomy tartan]

I mean you don’t want one to bite you

If it lunges at you

Big fuck ass rat buck teeth

[jaunty path]

video of a gorpher eating fruit very clearly cleaned up by a human and eating in front of a camera

[gloomy tartan]

They’re kinds cute

In a ugly way

Like they’re just little guys

[woven sigil]

No, probably not, but its not like you won't react to it or nothin

[gloomy tartan]

They don’t mean to anger us

[jaunty path]

my guy really liked eating in infront of a camera for some reason

[woven sigil]

Sounds like a pet

[gloomy tartan]

They don’t mean to ruin our lawns

They like the good soft dirt I guess

Eating roots of our plants

Can’t blame little guy

[jaunty path]

https://youtu.be/jKlvDoIzRTQ

[gloomy tartan]

Imagine how many gophers have been slain bruh

[jaunty path]

he really likes that camera

[gloomy tartan]

Poor little fucks

They breed like rats too so like it equals out

But still bummer lol

They’re just little mole men

[woven sigil]

Oh god it looks like a murderer with the tomato in its paws

[gloomy tartan]

Oh that’s a big ass groundhog lol

[jaunty path]

my guy is just

munching

born for asmr

[whole bough]

yknow something i wish

[woven sigil]

I don't like hearing people eat, I do not wanna hear an animal eat, they're gonna have even less manners

[whole bough]

that if u already got a class to level 30 u could make others of that class and start at level 30

[woven sigil]

Loud chewers.. 🤮

[whole bough]

i hate the fucking levelling grind

i want to make silly characters

not grind for 3 days

[woven sigil]

You in fact...

Cannot

[whole bough]

^

[jaunty path]

mfs till they hear a bunny eat a water melon:

[dire kayak]

what are the raptors

[whole bough]

i dont mind eating noises as long as it isnt obnoxious

like if ur chewing loud with ur mouth open

[woven sigil]

Rabbit = (desperate) struggle food

[whole bough]

be quiet

[jaunty path]

dogs eating is nice

its kinda fasinating how much they can actually eat

[dire kayak]

everyone at my school eats with their mouths wide open

[jaunty path]

dude goes through a whole goddamn selection of sorts

[dire kayak]

i fucking hate it

[jaunty path]

its raw meat but damn i get a bit jealous

[woven sigil]

Aye dogs and cats both got eyes bigger than their stomachs. Eat till they chuck up if they're left with enough food

An then eat it all over again.. for some ungodly reason

[jaunty path]

and dogs don't even chew their food 😭

so theyll just fuckin devour steak

[whole bough]

i got a dog in me then

[jaunty path]

must schleep

good buy homosexuals

[dire kayak]

thisjisnheh

[dire kayak]

why doni have a stroke typing somedtimes

[tropic grove]

aah another auric mission saved in quick play

[dire kayak]

arf

[bronze frost]

I wonder why MI is so prevalent on discord general chats. 🤣

[marsh iris]

MI?

[dire kayak]

metal deer

[marsh iris]

[pure otter]

Somebody make a vote. Who is the Thrag of this server?

[dire kayak]

hank

[pure otter]

https://tenor.com/view/invincible-i-am-invincible-thragg-viltrumite-viltrum-empire-gif-4698577271704049137

[tropic grove]

played as hivescum and i got downed and a dude went in chat "no crackhead left behind" after i said to him to leave me lol

[fallen tree]

[obsidian wren]

It wouldve been a waste of drugs

The more the merrier

[tropic grove]

fucking hell 20 havoc feels impossible to pass

[delicate vapor]

Have woken up at 6:21pm

Time to drink

[tropic grove]

gunners are my bane

[woven sigil]

Speak fer yerself

[dire kayak]

anytime im about to fall asleep my bumass stupid fucking brother always shakes around creaking his old ass chair and wakes me up

i fucking hate sharing a room

kill me

[blazing ibex]

it only gets worse

[little marten]

Arghhhh

Licht brother are you here

[dire kayak]

no i ate him

[little marten]

Rip

He had a guest appearance in my dream last night

[tropic grove]

literally full of tox gas bombers and gunners lol

its not even the muties or the bursters atp

[delicate vapor]

Swear I saw an ice cream box at home that had Tung Tung sahur on it

[feral vessel]

good morn

ing

pain

[dire kayak]

real

[dire kayak]

[feral vessel]

i need to make a mug design for skul

scooh

does anyone hav any ideas

something pg 13

[ripe tangle]

make it smoke a cigarette

[feral vessel]

thank you for the advice sister

[delicate vapor]

[dire kayak]

i hated doing that in school

i just copied someone else lowk

[lilac crag]

restarting my psyker is aids

[feral vessel]

i should just put a logo of some evil megacorp on it and be dun wit it..

[lilac crag]

i hate leveling

[feral vessel]

what is the most objectively evil megacorporation in fiction.

i'm thinking Buy'N'Large but they seem fairly tame

[lilac crag]

arasaka probably

[feral vessel]

at least arasaka uses their orbital laser death ray to kill ivory poachers right

[lilac crag]

haha

they use that to test their lasers

not to protect animals

[feral vessel]

arasaka is just the standard japanese corporation without all the profuse apologizing for the smallest of inconveniences

maybe more comparable to something like disney if they didn't limit themselves to the entertainment industry

[lilac crag]

iiii dont know

they literally ruined the ocean

and the world itself is slowed down from damnation but they will be the number 1 fault

[dire kayak]

the imperium technically

[feral vessel]

you mean the self-replicating sentient naval mines?

[feral vessel]

goob i dont think you know what a megacorp is

[lilac crag]

ya

[feral vessel]

tbf i don't reckon that's really their fault as much as it is AI being a bitch

(it is their fault)

[dire kayak]

hmmmmm

is it edible

[feral vessel]

i forgor

is AI in cyberpunk portrayed like it is in Neuromancer

like, smart but purposefully limited so it doesn't fuck everything up

[somber stream]

It’s starting to get toasty today

[sly quest]

Thankfully. I’m so done w rain.

[somber stream]

I’m not

More rain

[feral vessel]

hi licht

[somber stream]

More

[feral vessel]

hi artificial licht

[ripe tangle]

in Cyberpunk, there is AI, but different kinds some of it like the Blackwall literally prevents the apocalypse… while others are like… actually ‘tarded

[somber stream]

Hi Sergal

[feral vessel]

skippy

professional brain damage

[delicate vapor]

you can also use the power of the black wall in game or quick hack

[ripe tangle]

don’t you dare talk shit about Skippy!

[sly quest]

Skippy was literally so adorable what are you on

[feral vessel]

'oh im so sad im a little gun i need to be returned to my owner'

YOU. SHOOT.

YOU. ARE. A GUN.

THAT IS SUPPOSED TO AIM FOR THE HEAD OF MY ENEMIES

[ripe tangle]

There are two AIs in Cyberpunk I will not tolerate slander towards and it’s Skippy and Brendan.

[feral vessel]

TO KILL THEM

NOT

RANDOMLY
FIRE
WHEN IM AIMING DOWN SIGHTS

[delicate vapor]

[modest flume]

Steven Sergal

[dire kayak]

i love skippy

[sly quest]

He’s a loyal gun please be understanding w him… he lost his owner

[somber stream]

So true

[ripe tangle]

imagine if Steven Segall was a furry and this was his fursona

[somber stream]

What kind of martial art did the guy do anyway

[feral vessel]

i woke up in the mood for anthro wendigos.

fear me

[somber stream]

Shaolin? Kungfu?

[ripe tangle]

fake bullshit kind

[cosmic burrow]

steven seagull

[sly quest]

Burgerfu

[cosmic burrow]

aikido

[ripe tangle]

the kind where you fight people while sitting down in a chair

apparently

[somber stream]

Yeah i think both Shaolin and Kung fu had videos on how to do that

[modest flume]

Me using throwing knives only: Hmm yes

[somber stream]

And one of those Russian as well

[ripe tangle]

Sambo?

wait, does he do Sambo?

[somber stream]

Sambo!

Either that or systema

But i don’t think it was systema

[modest flume]

Dance to the Sambo beat

Do do do do dodododo

[sly quest]

I wish we could used a flamethrower.

[ripe tangle]

Gate gate pāragate pārasamgate bodhi svāhā…

[somber stream]

Okay let’s just wrap it up with Bullshido

[modest flume]

Dunanananana TEQUILA!

Do do do do dodododo

[somber stream]

You

[delicate vapor]

perhaps

[feral vessel]

dororong

[feral vessel]

firelake - Live to Forget reference

[dire kayak]

should i kill my brother

he keeps fucking with the internet and interrupting my sleep

[feral vessel]

yes

[modest flume]

Do you want help going back to sleep?

[little marten]

Lichttt

[delicate vapor]

[lilac crag]

@somber stream

[little marten]

I need to tell you my dream

[somber stream]

Tell me of your dream, brother

[little marten]

I was joking around with you here

And I can’t remember what exactly happened

But you basically gave your dad my email and he started emailing me loads of historical facts across loads of different emails, like straight up trolling me with them

And sent me pictures of his collection of pens with rude street names written on them

[modest flume]

That can be arranged

[somber stream]

Well he is a professor

[little marten]

Oh shit

Is he down to clown?

[feral vessel]

general chat what is your opinion on anthropomorphic wendigos (or wechuges i guess)

i woke up in a mood

[somber stream]

Sounds like something he’d do. No pen collection that i know of though

[delicate vapor]

they ok

[somber stream]

He’s from the clown town

[little marten]

I would’ve kept it to myself but it was such an expert level of dream shitposting that I had to inform you

[somber stream]

Where do you think i get this superior sense of humour from

[feral vessel]

hawt

[delicate vapor]

[feral vessel]

Dorothy doesn't have a proper summer skin..

thank god

[somber stream]

Always share your dream and vision, brother. Glad to have made an appearance in a good dream

[feral vessel]

elegg is just better btw

[delicate vapor]

[dire kayak]

hrrrmmm

i was writing a story about wendigos in my setting for someone

but scrapped it because they decided to randomly block me

[delicate vapor]

what

[feral vessel]

they were prob a bitchass

[little marten]

The rest of the dream was pretty awful, I got into full on physical fighting with my family because they bought all of the bbq food and didn’t share

So you offered a welcome relief

[somber stream]

BBQ in the premise and refuse to share? Yeah that require a violent respond

[modest flume]

Fuck em and not literally, because Ravager in Grim Dawn can kiss my ass

[feral vessel]

yuck

[south valve]

🤤 👅 😳

[modest flume]

Precisely

Cannibal lookin ass

Making a whole town- wait that's technically a spoiler nvm

[feral vessel]

no i mean like okay

i at least have the dignity to admit that im a monsterfucka

[cosmic burrow]

killed him

[cosmic burrow]

he got lighting bolt treatmen

because of me playing a warder

[stuck crescent]

Gwyrdroi

[south valve]

Nooo don’t kill bushman

[cosmic burrow]

killed ravaher in grimdawn

[feral vessel]

DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH I SACRIFICED

[cosmic burrow]

bushman is fine and dandy

[feral vessel]

https://tenor.com/view/anger-yelling-you-know-how-much-i-sacrificed-willen-dafoe-green-goblin-gif-15742158

[modest flume]

Nice, I play Druid

[stuck crescent]

Kill the bushman, kill the bushman

[cosmic burrow]

druid is combo of what?

warder is soldier and shaman

[modest flume]

Shaman and Ritualist

[south valve]

Proudly

[modest flume]

Uh not ritualist what's it called

[feral vessel]

ive been thinking of getting forever winter tbf

[modest flume]

Arcanist?

[feral vessel]

10 dollar kevlar cake scav girl skin

[hidden whale]

chat anyone else feeling like a little chikin nugget

?

[south valve]

I am

Now that you mention it

[feral vessel]

we all know that gunhead is actually the most objectively attractive character in the forever winter right

[cosmic burrow]

yup

[sly quest]

In a good way? Or a bad way.

[modest flume]

It's funny picking Shaman because everyone goes "Hail Ravager. You'd know, right?" And you're like "uhhhh yeah sure let's go with that"

[hidden whale]

how would you feel like a bad chicken nugget

?

[cosmic burrow]

what?

[stuck crescent]

How do you feel like any type of chicken nugget?

[sly quest]

When you’re picked to be eaten…

[modest flume]

Picking the cannibal dialogue options

[hidden whale]

hmm... depends on the kind of sauce I get dipped in I guess

[south valve]

Then you would be fulfilling your true purpose

Your telos even

[cosmic burrow]

ah

im waiting for new dl;c

going to make a berserk

[hidden whale]

clearly uve never felt like a lil chicken nug

its okay

[feral vessel]

call me a femboy?

[south valve]

Femboy

[hidden whale]

okay, femboy

[feral vessel]

Gratifying.

[stuck crescent]

Ew, femboy

[sly quest]

It’s not. Make them feel like one now.

[feral vessel]

hm. mpreg reaction.

[south valve]

Authoritian saying that lives in my head rent free istg

[stuck crescent]

Could be worse, could be a f*nn

[hidden whale]

i cant guide others to the feeling unfortunately...

[south valve]

You shouldn’t hate yourself, Welshie

[hidden whale]

you either know the feeling of being a lil chicken nugget, or not

[feral vessel]

why didn't they get sylvy stallone to voice the authoritarian it would sound funny

[sly quest]

Start some classes for 500 each to teach people how to feel like a nugget.

[hidden whale]

hmm

[modest flume]

Hey Alex

[hidden whale]

business mindset

[modest flume]

I look like a hush puppy

[stuck crescent]

I feel like I'm too old for femboyism

[modest flume]

Hey Alex!

I'm gonna curl up into a big ball

[south valve]

Ignore the age cutoff, that’s for lame people

[modest flume]

And pretend I'm a hush puppy!

[feral vessel]

CEO MINDSET

[south valve]

You can always be a femboy

[modest flume]

DEEEEEEERRICK

[hidden whale]

chicken nugget mindset

[feral vessel]

you're a femboy as long as you want to be a femboy fyi

[modest flume]

I'M ENJOYING A TREAT DERRICK

[hidden whale]

crispy, juicy, crunchy, saucy...

[sly quest]

There you go. Baby on its way to their first 500 scam $

[south valve]

We talking about nuggets or femboys?

[modest flume]

Speaking from experience?

[feral vessel]

WAIT IT'S 12AM ALREADY

FUCK

[stuck crescent]

But I don't wanna

[feral vessel]

oh cool a vrchat avatar walking montage
invincible wobble edit type jiggle physics

[south valve]

Vrc avatars are 50% porn

[cosmic burrow]

why not both

[south valve]

Over 50% even

[south valve]

True…

[hidden whale]

vrchatters are gooners or gooner ragebaiters

[modest flume]

inhale the cream

AND LET ME POINT

THE CREAM

[earnest oyster]

vr chat phantom pain is something interesting

[south valve]

Femboys who want to be covered in pasta sauce

[earnest oyster]

if i was a med student i'd writea research paper

[south valve]

Idk how to say that in the form of a better joke

[hidden whale]

speaking of pasta sauce, I made basil marinara meat sauce

[feral vessel]

it's more like

[hidden whale]

crispy and deglazed meat bits

[feral vessel]

there's a lot of nsfw versions of sfw avatars

[hidden whale]

basil, oregano, salt, black pepper

[south valve]

I contractually cannot comment on this

[feral vessel]

like the fuckin' wickerbeast
could you tell that THAT thing has an nsfw version

[hidden whale]

onion garlic crushed tomatos...

[stuck crescent]

Wot are you frakken on about, karker?!?!

[modest flume]

"I can't talk to people"
sex up complete strangers

[south valve]

You know the

Sly cooper thing

[dire kayak]

just like bonelab,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

[stuck crescent]

https://youtu.be/sXrMEPBJa78?si=hnyf_8SaHZSM9TTi

[earnest oyster]

when Nietzche talked about "staring into abyss and it might stare back" he was talking about vr chat

[stuck crescent]

I want pasta now

[feral vessel]

i dont understand bonelab nsfw avatars its like

you can look down and see your boobs

thats it

[south valve]

Goon into the abyss, the abyss goons back

[hidden whale]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vp8tjpLAEfA

[dire kayak]

that could unironically be gender affirming to some people

[lilac crag]

whuh

[feral vessel]

i guess

good point actually

idk im not trans cant say

[modest flume]

Mm I can't say it

[modest flume]

Oh no I was doing a reference

[lilac crag]

damn

[modest flume]

Old internet stuff

[hidden whale]

hey Alex

[feral vessel]

as a sidenote mamagens are the best furry vrchat avatar defacto

period case closed

[stuck crescent]

Question for chat?

[lilac crag]

answer for you

[stuck crescent]

In your opinion, what's worse?

Kriegs or f*nns?

[south valve]

I like Finns

They have good music

[lilac crag]

i dont know krieg hater, whats your opinion

[south valve]

Language is hard though

[stuck crescent]

Agree to disagree

[stuck crescent]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[modest flume]

Finns are awesome

I'd love to go to Finland, it's on my bucket list

[stuck crescent]

Don't

[modest flume]

Too late, ticket bought

[south valve]

I used to play vt2 with some Finns, but other circumstances meant I had to cut them off

They’re always chill af

You know who I really hate?

[earnest oyster]

Finnish saunas, alcohol, and jumping into a ice hole cut in a lake in winter is a dope vacation idea

[south valve]

THE WELSH!!!!! (❤️)

[little marten]

ARMAGEDDON BOX REVEAL WHEN

[earnest oyster]

rarely meet them online

[hidden whale]

cat profile pic

pathetic

get a personality buddy

[waxen sleet]

I don't think they exist, they are made up like dragons or people who hate the krieg /s

[south valve]

True…

[stuck crescent]

Wot?

[dire kayak]

hey alex

[feral vessel]

@dire kayak wanna yap

i wanna yap.

[south valve]

This is why I voted AGAINST plaid cyrmu

[dire kayak]

i like yapping

[earnest oyster]

cant, dont have one

[south valve]

However you spell it

(Lie)

[waxen sleet]

Yappasaurus Rex?

[feral vessel]

pull up to da dms

[stuck crescent]

Wot?

[hidden whale]

woah dm movements from the darktide gen chat

[sly quest]

Fumo

[south valve]

Fumo dancing emoji

[hidden whale]

O.o

[sly quest]

[lilac crag]

we talk all the time

[dire kayak]

[dire kayak]

i know that

silly

[south valve]

Thank you, glorious people

[lilac crag]

YOURE silly

thats it

sparring match

whos stepping forth

[dire kayak]

me

[south valve]

They’re gonna use dueling swords! META SLAVES!!!

[stuck crescent]

Hey, hey @south valve

Hey

[south valve]

Everyone clown on them

[dire kayak]

i have a toothpick

[south valve]

Hi!

[hidden whale]

hey painted I have something to tell you

[lilac crag]

grabs on your helmet

turn you into soup

[south valve]

I am soup

[sly quest]

[dire kayak]

souprator

[south valve]

Yes?

[sly quest]

Every person is a soup.

[waxen sleet]

Aren't we all soup in a fleshy and weirdly shaped bowl?

[hidden whale]

||chiky nugget||

[stuck crescent]

What do you call an angry carrot 😡 🥕 😡

A steamed vegetable

[hidden whale]

disagree, humans are sandwiches

[earnest oyster]

souped up cars

[sly quest]

Are you a baked potato?

[earnest oyster]

souped up subaru (soupbaru)

[south valve]

I’m too stupid..

[waxen sleet]

Explain please.

[hidden whale]

I am an internet hallucination

[stuck crescent]

Hehehohohaha

[south valve]

Do custodes like vegetables? Because they put one on a throne

[sly quest]

FEMBOY

[hidden whale]

well soup is typically a semi or wholly homogenous liquid structure, whereas a sandwich is a layered, usually solid component heterogenous structure

[south valve]

Today, we are all femboys

Huzzah

[hidden whale]

humans are closer to layered components: skin, muscle, bone, blood sauce, organs

human sandwich

[waxen sleet]

Is it possible we are a Soup Sandwich? Like a grilled cheese dipped into tomato soup? I like your logic... but we have alot of fluids inside us too.

[hidden whale]

thats just the sauces

[stuck crescent]

Wot?

[south valve]

mrrow

[dire kayak]

sandwiches 🤤 🤤

[dire kayak]

mrrrp

[hidden whale]

yes, I am delicious

[south valve]

You’ve been sounding very edible today

[hidden whale]

no, you cannot take a bite

[stuck crescent]

Wot?

[waxen sleet]

Drink your daily dose of white monster, and follow the pipeline I guess?

[south valve]

The forbidden taste…

[hidden whale]

😠

[dire kayak]

id not edible why meatloaf shaped,,,,,

[waxen sleet]

I find your argument compelling, yet disagreeable... I need to think about this.

[hidden whale]

begone gluttonous beast :<

[south valve]

There’s butter on them already..

[waxen sleet]

General Chat is spicy this morning

[south valve]

Spicy 🤤

[lilac crag]

you will all be consumed by my blade

[stuck crescent]

Very femboy focused

[dire kayak]

even me?

[lilac crag]

no

you stay

[dire kayak]

but whyyyy

[waxen sleet]

Unlesss you work in IT you are safe from becoming a Femboy

[dire kayak]

my toothpick has not seen battle in 13 thousand years

[stuck crescent]

Blades don't have mouth

[hidden whale]

I... I work in IT...

[stuck crescent]

Dwp

[south valve]

Darktide genchat can be summarised by two words: feminine and cannibalistic

[hidden whale]

what are you saying?

[stuck crescent]

Wot?

WHERES HATING KRIEG?!?!?!

[waxen sleet]

Follow the pipeline? Drink Monster, start wearing compression socks, wear cat ear headphones...

[waxen sleet]

Explain please.

[south valve]

We say

Meow :3

And we eat each other

[waxen sleet]

There is no more Krieg left to hate... all that's left are the Cadians because you hated the Krieg to last man, at least until the plot dictates them to relevant again.

[waxen sleet]

You had me until a certain point.

[dire kayak]

i eat all

[south valve]

True

[lilac crag]

it's metaphorical bletherskite

[stuck crescent]

I'LL HATE THEM EVEN WHEN THEY AREN'T RELEVANT

JUST LIKE MAN U

[stuck crescent]

Metaphors don't have mouths

[lilac crag]

death

[waxen sleet]

Understood: Hatred is your Gift, Death is your Blessing

[lilac crag]

RAIN OF CEREALS

[stuck crescent]

What type of weirdo doesn't have milk with cereal?

Weirdo

[south valve]

THIS WIZARD WAR IS SO FUCKED

[waxen sleet]

Power Word: Scrunch

[dire kayak]

eaten

yummy cereal

[lilac crag]

what the fuck

INSATIABLE BEAST!!!!

[south valve]

Gluttonous beast

Wait yeah

[lilac crag]

LAKE OF MILK

[south valve]

That cat in the one video is just Goober

[lilac crag]

yes

painted we must duel with spells

[south valve]

Ouch

You win

[stuck crescent]

Don't worry, my son, I know the trick with wizard duels

[lilac crag]

that

I didn't do that.

that was not even my book.

that was just a rock.

[south valve]

Oh..

[stuck crescent]

Wizards are nerds with faces that are easy to punch

Cast fist

[lilac crag]

KRIEG ARTILLERY SHELLING!

RAIN OF SHOVELS

[south valve]

MANDATED EDICT: FIREBALL!

[stuck crescent]

Fist shelling

[waxen sleet]

Nah, a golf club or a skillet: Cast Iron

[lilac crag]

TSUNAMI OF LAS FUSILS!!!

[sly quest]

HELLO??

[south valve]

I SAW THAT

[sly quest]

GOOBER WHAT WAS THAT.

[stuck crescent]

I saw that

[sly quest]

FIST??????????????????

[stuck crescent]

Sinister fist

[stuck crescent]

Wot u on about @dire kayak

[dire kayak]

:3

[lilac crag]

Mandated edict: Put goober to sleep

she's getting silly

[south valve]

Goober the freakmaxxer

[stuck crescent]

Not even Rome wanted Scotland

[south valve]

Wait wrong thing

[lilac crag]

NOT FOREVER

[south valve]

Whoopsie daisy :3

[lilac crag]

thats it

I.. cast uh

[stuck crescent]

It works

[lilac crag]

flips book..

...sandwich tornado?

yeah. sandwich tornado.

[waxen sleet]

Wasn't is because the Picts freaked even them out?

[stuck crescent]

Not even Rome wanted Scotland

[south valve]

I cast femboyification

[stuck crescent]

Ych a fi

[patent grove]

Rome wanted mayo on pizza

[stuck crescent]

I prefer pineapple personally

Pineapple and jalapeños

[patent grove]

Bacon or pepperoni too for a perfect trifecta

[ripe tangle]

What’s the best pasta shape?

[lilac crag]

Lucia shaped

[ripe tangle]

I’ll tell you if I agree or not

[ripe tangle]

I am not a pasta

[lilac crag]

and why aren't you?

[patent grove]

Ravioli

[stuck crescent]

Lucia shaped

[south valve]

Lucia shaped

[ripe tangle]

conchiglie is the best shape

seashell pasta

it holds sauce

[sly quest]

Nah best shape is Lucia shaped.

[ripe tangle]

wtf is Lucia shaped?

[sly quest]

🪞

[timber elk]

Guys

I’m hungry

[ripe tangle]

You know I can’t use mirrors!

[lilac crag]

Lucia shaped pasta you guys.

agree or disagree?

[stuck crescent]

Lucia shaped best shape

[timber elk]

Goober

Make me buttered noodles

[stuck crescent]

Hi hungry

I'm krieg hater

[timber elk]

I can’t reach the stove

[lilac crag]

how about I evaporate you off the face of the galaxy

[stuck crescent]

Ych a fi?

No sauce? Just butter?

[timber elk]

How about I give you a big hug and a coke

[ripe tangle]

Okay…

[sly quest]

Why do you hate Kriegs.

[waxen sleet]

Unironically, a dope meal... up there with dollar store ramen in quality.

[ripe tangle]

are you alright with Shell-shaped pasta Lamball?

[waxen sleet]

Here wea go again...

[stuck crescent]

Like, unironically?

[timber elk]

Yes

[ripe tangle]

with way too much butter

[sly quest]

SHELL SHAPED YUMYUMTUMTUM

[sly quest]

Yeah??😭

[timber elk]

Not too much

[waxen sleet]

Define shell: Bolter or more mollusk like?

[ripe tangle]

Okay, I won’t put too much

[lilac crag]

do not ask a krieg hater why they hate krieg

[stuck crescent]

I like rigatoni

And linguini

[waxen sleet]

More of a Penne kinda guy myself

[timber elk]

falls asleep on a desk

[stuck crescent]

Ok, let me find the thing again

[ripe tangle]

thumbs up if you think Krieg is overrated

[waxen sleet]

He's digging it out of his hate closet of hatred

[lilac crag]

this will either be a very dumb response or a long paragraph

[waxen sleet]

Could be both... or neither?

[stuck crescent]

(Copy paste) They don't do anything for me, i find the guard compelling because they're human. Because they're just a normal men and women with a flashlight facing down the horrors of the galaxy. The krieg's whole thing is that they're faceless, barely, human test-tub clones with no real personality.

Everything I like about the guard is nonexistent with the krieg by design

Also their books are really bad

[fiery wave]

Because cheap instant is MSG? Yeah...

[ripe tangle]

who is more overrated? Krieg or Cadian?

[stuck crescent]

Krieg

[sly quest]

… you should feel bad for them not hate them atp😭

[stuck crescent]

No

[lilac crag]

The fucking Chem rats

[dire kayak]

im gonna kill you

[stuck crescent]

Cadians really aren't that bad, they're just overexposed

[lilac crag]

what did I do

[fiery wave]

I mean, they are just boring vs avg Cadian being annoying.

[dire kayak]

nothing im just feeling evil,,,,

[sly quest]

but they sound like genuinely normal soldiers

[stuck crescent]

Not really.

Cadians have a few good showings, fall of cadia alone has more going on than any krieg book

The death korp where insufferable in dead men walking

[fiery wave]

Yes, we know, for the 8544434448484743784 time, how the guard on Cadia stood unbroken as the place was shattered.

[hidden whale]

they shoulda put me on cadia

I wouldve won

[little marten]

I like cadians but I don’t like cadia if u know what I mean

[fiery wave]

Is more, I get it after the third time it was said but Cadians don't seem to ever shut up on it.

[lilac crag]

krieg are more of a commentary on how Ugly war can get with its manpower. Anything that is deemed human for a guardsman is seldom seen on a kriegsman. Their appearance, name, background or minds do not belong to themselves and thus treat their lives more strategically than your average glory boy regiment. They're worth less than the guns theyre carrying in comparison to most if not all guardsmen regiments and that is to make a point on their existence as a borderline warcrime to human identity and integrity and the cost of bodies getting to a point where being less-than-blankminded is deemed a necessity to win some of the more ugly wars

I can't punctuate rn

[hidden whale]

holy paragraph

[lilac crag]

playing BLOONS

I'm locked tf in

[fiery wave]

Krieg is just boring walls of meat in comparison. Faceless, likely nameless, bred to be sent to war silent.

[wispy mantle]

Hey guys, whats the best Ogryn melee right now?

[fiery wave]

Use pause button.

[lilac crag]

nuhuh

[little marten]

What if we kissed under the atmospheric carnage of a kreig artillery line?!?!

[stuck crescent]

No

[twin flower]

[little marten]

Oh.. ok.. I was just joking anyway!!!

[lilac crag]

I'd explore harder than the artillery

[waxen sleet]

The one you choose.

[stuck crescent]

Whatever mister e doesn't lkke

[sly quest]

This whole series just make me more depressed the more I read anything about anyone in it. Holy fuck.

[sly quest]

Don’t call them that 🙁

[lilac crag]

at least with the cadians they still have a personality to be angry about cadia

[twin flower]

Reading a book about them?

[waxen sleet]

If you think there any happy endings here... you haven't been paying attention.

[stuck crescent]

The krieg books aren't very good

[sly quest]

Okay cyberpunk

[hidden whale]

grimdark

[twin flower]

Well to be fair I only know like 2 lmao

Maybe 3

[hidden whale]

there is only pain and suffering in 40k

[stuck crescent]

Lyons isn't a good writer

[sly quest]

[twin flower]

Skimmed some others lmao

[waxen sleet]

I was leaning more towards GoT with that line tbh

[somber stream]

The Cain series is as happy as it can gets in a canon 40k setting

[waxen sleet]

That's bc he's busy leading and failing the Brotherhood of Steel

[lilac crag]

COMMISSAR, the guardsmen are FUCKING. AGAIN!!

[waxen sleet]

Everything in the Great Crusade was happy... until Erebus.

[stuck crescent]

I'll never forget the krieg getting their allies killed for no real reason, and then complaining about it

[somber stream]

"WITHOUT ME???"

[twin flower]

Angron didnt seem so happy

[lilac crag]

Cain wouldn't say that he's too busy being with the hag inquisitior and her very.. peculiar psyker

[hidden whale]

... sekks?...

[somber stream]

Nah he bang guards on a regular basis, just not his own regiment

[dire kayak]

execute them all.

[somber stream]

Also a few sisters and an Admech

[lilac crag]

I like his books quite alot

[somber stream]

Maybe a few inquisitorial agents as well

[fiery wave]

Is the truth. They are lemmings, sacrificed to ensure victory if possible. Faceless just as troops in war, nobody knowing a past or dreams and such. War actually sucks for everyone but the leaders involved.

[lilac crag]

he is the embodiment of my dick takes me to places I wouldn't even go with a gun

replace gun with fully loaded Regiment and dick with Lord Inquisitor Mistress

[dire kayak]

im telling swagger

[twin flower]

[fiery wave]

The genre can have happy ends if you wanted.

[stuck crescent]

Modern cyberpunk, not as much

[dire kayak]

i can't wait to get my inquisitorial agents kill team

im gonna make my zealot and a gunker

[somber stream]

The admech was in her early stage of initiation, to be fair

[twin flower]

was that the one Caine woo'd?

[stuck crescent]

Do admech have vows of chasity?

[waxen sleet]

... I amend my statement, you are correct

[lilac crag]

yeah

[fiery wave]

Depends on writer. I did have a yuri happy end in my stuff.

[dire kayak]

i hate cain

die

[twin flower]

based

[lilac crag]

I LOVE caine

[twin flower]

[lilac crag]

LIVE!!!!

[dire kayak]

kills you

[twin flower]

his first book was funny

[lilac crag]

blocks this

[twin flower]

this accidental heroism and allat

[stuck crescent]

Napping now

[lilac crag]

my face when I retreat from enemies and I still win

[stuck crescent]

Nos da

[somber stream]

Ci Ci Ciaphas Cain, Hero of the Imperium!

[waxen sleet]

No, Magos Biologis specialize in... bodyworks.

[dire kayak]

that's me

[somber stream]

Admech can bang if they so wish

[twin flower]

[stuck crescent]

Weird how the sisters don't

You'd assume, right?

[lilac crag]

this conversation is dangerous for someone my caliber

[sly quest]

The whole idea of someone in charge is still insane. Someone is in charge only because people are following them. Leaders are nothing but stupid old people that I still till now don’t know why people are following and do what they say. Just like in 40 we are all Kriegs. So maybe Krieg hater hates them because they are a reflection of our reality.

[waxen sleet]

Usually through the Rite of Percussive Maintenance

[somber stream]

Hehehe

[dire kayak]

[stuck crescent]

No, because they're lame

Obviously

[twin flower]

krieging it

[lilac crag]

I FUCKING LOVE ARTILLERY

RAAAAAAHHHHH

[stuck crescent]

All the guard have artillery

[dire kayak]

there's only like 3 guard regiments i like

[lilac crag]

tsk tsk my little chud

they do not have krieg artillery

[fiery wave]

I mean, old news. All the 'leaders' are ancient people, mostly men, with outdated thinkings and mindset.

[twin flower]

get the Basilisk Company

[waxen sleet]

Purity is not shown in sxual way Sororitas, but through holy promethium.

[dire kayak]

the solar auxilia because they have surgeons (closest minis to scientists), kasrkin for the lore and palanites for the colour scheme

[somber stream]

Sisters do bang

[twin flower]

a fellow Auxillia enjoyer

[fiery wave]

Duh.

[somber stream]

They just don’t commit to none other than the Emperor

[lilac crag]

my original guardsman on darktide was actually sentenced to penal serving for banging a sister

I wrote this with my friend at the time

[fiery wave]

They sleep with each other.

[twin flower]

you think they grab someone that looks like big E and commit coitus with

[lilac crag]

he keeps his dented helmet and chestplate. don't ask why it is either dented or kept

[somber stream]

I think there’s a in-universe novel with the title of “My love for you is only second to the Emperor”

[dire kayak]

[somber stream]

I could be wrong

[hidden whale]

this sounds suspiciously like a light novel title

[dire kayak]

im gonna try for the 57th time to sleep

[somber stream]

Perchance

[lilac crag]

I will throw sleeping sand in your eyes

[hidden whale]

guys are you pressing the red button or the blue button

[lilac crag]

I'll press you with my frying pan

en garde

[hidden whale]

what kind... of press?

:3

[dire kayak]

maybe i return if chat talks about a better topic

[lilac crag]

the kind that fucking kills you, beast

[hidden whale]

I am unkillable

[lilac crag]

I will test that

[hidden whale]

come over then :3

try it :3

[lilac crag]

explodes you with my mind powers

[somber stream]

I found it

Fucking hell it’s real

Just not about sisters

“My Wish to Generate Children with You is Only Exceeded by My Devotion to Him”

A romance novel set on the "reputed paradise world" of Krieg

[delicate vapor]

[somber stream]

Mentioned in the Warhammer 40,000 novel "The Carrion Throne" by Chris Wraight.

[twin flower]

krieg?

before or after it got nuked

[somber stream]

Propaganda piece so maybe after

[little marten]

Well..

If the Emperor wills it

[obtuse oak]

Very romantic

[twin flower]

it was between admechs?

[lilac crag]

who the fuck uses the word Generate

[somber stream]

Kriegers

[dire kayak]

we're here, we're queer and we're begging for admech

[twin flower]

wait so they were both Troopers?

[sly quest]

Computer… generate me a baddie

[hidden whale]

who up ... generating? their children

[lilac crag]

RAAAAHHHHHHHHH

[hidden whale]

what a strange word

[hidden whale]

hey alex

[lilac crag]

hi

[hidden whale]

no its a reference

[dire kayak]

bites you

[lilac crag]

anyone who makes this reference from hereabouts dies by my hand

[lilac crag]

ow

[somber stream]

“Your gene-seed viability,” one states, voice filtered through steel,
“Registers optimal for propagation of the Emperor’s will.”

[dire kayak]

hey alex

:3

[somber stream]

adjust seals on the pressure-bound sleeve

[hidden whale]

does anyone have a romance manga recommendation

[somber stream]

“Affirmative. My biometrics likewise achieve,
Prime reproductive thresholds. A union, then..."