general-chat

[delicate vapor]

tom and jerry movie

[visual vortex]

Which one

[delicate vapor]

tom and jerry the movie

1992 one

[visual vortex]

Where they talked?

[delicate vapor]

yea

and the fast and the furry

[jaunty path]

Thinking about balatro cards

jokers

mmm

[delicate vapor]

thinking about throwing playing cards

[jaunty path]

this isnt payday 2

[delicate vapor]

snipe ur head with a playing card

[dire kayak]

how lethal

[visual vortex]

They added a new dlc to a 12 year old game today btw

[midnight falcon]

Guys the thermal drill

Go get it

[jaunty path]

and it still looks like shit

what dlc

[midnight falcon]

More guns

[visual vortex]

Called espionage

I think?

[midnight falcon]

They’re trying to recoupe the failure that is payday3

[visual vortex]

I think they literally just grabbed cut payday3 content or something

And put it into payday2

[jaunty path]

Oh my gawd 💀

[visual vortex]

this is what happens when you remove the thermal drill and replace it with fucking circles

[jaunty path]

it has a laser that can cut through locks

wow.

just woooow

[visual vortex]

The thermal drill was a piece of shit sure

[jaunty path]

Also

[visual vortex]

But it had content

[jaunty path]

nvm

hmm

[visual vortex]

The circles you just stand in

[visual vortex]

The saw

Also like nobody will buy that dlc

I know it

I dont know what's in it

But i know mfs will still pick the shotgun monkey pack over the lame ass named one

[midnight falcon]

I had this talk earlier in vet chat

It doesn’t matter how widely disliked a company is

Or how shit a dlc is

People will still buy it

[fiery wave]

Again? They already pushed a scummy sub on top of $200+ DLCs.

[midnight falcon]

Yep

Speaking of subscriptions

[visual vortex]

Pokemon suddenly summoning 50quinfucktillian manchildren over the age of 40 to buy their shit games and defend them:

[midnight falcon]

McDonald’s is doing subscriptions for fries now

[visual vortex]

Payday3 was a strike to the artery it seems

[midnight falcon]

Most of them are scalpers

I will say

[fiery wave]

WTF.

[midnight falcon]

Balding 40 yr old men fighting for cards is funny

[visual vortex]

I was more referring to the video games but yeah

[fiery wave]

Easy resell profit.

[visual vortex]

Good lmao

Now people wont buy their overpriced shit food

[midnight falcon]

Nah from what I read

Like $20 a month

[visual vortex]

Ouch

[midnight falcon]

And you get unlimited medium fries

[fiery wave]

Blame nobody putting a limit. Even JP Pokemon centers hard limits special packs.

[visual vortex]

Okay

Now there's going to be lines

And fries shortages

So they will jack up the price

So people that wanted the shit food will go somewhere else with betyer food

Like uhh

Five guys

[fiery wave]

Ppl will abuse it as always.

[visual vortex]

Or popeyes

[visual vortex]

Mfs are going there with gasoline cans i know it

[fiery wave]

Five guys quality dropping already.

[visual vortex]

It is?

[fiery wave]

Wait.

Five fingers.

[visual vortex]

I havent been there in 3 yeRs

Years

[fiery wave]

Four?

The korean chicken place.

[visual vortex]

WhT

What

[fiery wave]

Quality dropping over time. The sticks are getting smaller.

[visual vortex]

And let me guess

More expensive?

[fiery wave]

Four fingers, and yes.

[jaunty path]

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[midnight falcon]

Last I saw a burger alone in some spots is like $20

[visual vortex]

💀

Bro atp

[fiery wave]

I need to just pass out.

[visual vortex]

Just make a burger with home ingredients

[jaunty path]

4 fingers

thats

balatro

[visual vortex]

This shit aint worth it dawg

[fiery wave]

That's a standard set.

[jaunty path]

a

oh

we talking about

fastfood

burgers

[visual vortex]

And their decline in quality and increase in price

[jaunty path]

trve

burger king is edible dirt

[visual vortex]

I like burger

[jaunty path]

AAaksw

[visual vortex]

But im not spending $20 on a shit burger

[jaunty path]

Listen just imagine said fastfood, as woman as a stacked woman and have a findom kink

done.

[visual vortex]

What

[delicate vapor]

Going for a small nap at 1:16..

[fiery wave]

I mean, you can buy 'premium' patties for like $4 and buns for $4 for 6.

[delicate vapor]

[midnight falcon]

The whole world watching the McDonald’s CEO nearly have a heart attack eating his own food

[visual vortex]

From?

[midnight falcon]

And people seeing nothing wrong with that

[jaunty path]

[midnight falcon]

No red flags at all

[delicate vapor]

[jaunty path]

l m a o

[fiery wave]

Sheng Siong.

[delicate vapor]

Ceo specific debuff

[visual vortex]

Never heard of it

[delicate vapor]

[fiery wave]

Supermarket.

[visual vortex]

Oh

Eh

[jaunty path]

oh wow

[visual vortex]

I make sandwich

[jaunty path]

the mcdonalds ceo

took a tiny bit

bite

[visual vortex]

Had a heart attack

[jaunty path]

a very small bite

and honestly

i cant blame him

[visual vortex]

Squidward biting krabby patty meat:

[jaunty path]

mcdonalds burgers are not good

[visual vortex]

$20

[jaunty path]

Listen if I knew how shit the food I sold was

and knew what was in it

I would not eat it myself.

[visual vortex]

For $20

[jaunty path]

Mcdonalds burgers are probably made of liquid shit

[visual vortex]

You could get a steam card

And get l4d2

[midnight falcon]

Brother knew damn well he is feeding people food dyed mop

[delicate vapor]

And 1 premium Darktide cosmetic

[jaunty path]

ok

[visual vortex]

Thank goodness

[astral basin]

The peppers were disappointing

[jaunty path]

the mcdonalds arch is 10+ dollars

what a joke

[delicate vapor]

[visual vortex]

The grave is looking mighty cozy rn

[midnight falcon]

That shit looking like them grey goo burgers from SpongeBob

[visual vortex]

I cant believe some people actually eat mcdonald's seriously

[midnight falcon]

Yall out here eating cement paste on a bun

[visual vortex]

My brother would be up at 2am and go out to get fucking mcdonald's

And i could smell it from my room

Such a putrid stench

[jaunty path]

Because it is

taste it

[astral basin]

I eat a mcd like
Once a month
Just bc its across the road from work

And even then

[jaunty path]

it's like sand

[fiery wave]

It's pink slime, get your info right.

[jaunty path]

Hey yall

I'm gonna give you a hint

[visual vortex]

Yall

🤠

[midnight falcon]

I’m greatful I started learning to cook

[astral basin]

Dont even treat it like a serious meal
“Number 3 dr pepper”
And shove it in my face hole otw home

[visual vortex]

🐎

[midnight falcon]

[jaunty path]

Mcdonalds buns used to contain an ingredient commonly found in yoga mats

just saying.

[visual vortex]

That's kind of mcdonalds specialty

Convenience

But id still rather just eat my own skin

[whole glade]

i had som bomb ass enchaladias

[midnight falcon]

And you ain’t share with the class?

[modest flume]

Crashed into loading screen, ty Fatshark

[elder merlin]

[twin flower]

[dull hamlet]

Boobs

[jaunty path]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HQS1BlRonLM

[fair bridge]

as shrimple as that

im fuckin goated

@hazy kestrel give us a kiss brother

my second semester is officially over

[true widget]

fatshark more loke

fartshark

hahwawhawhaw

[fair bridge]

fartshark

wolk

warhemper wemnt wolk

they adedd womyn to tha game

wolk!!!!

[jaunty path]

personman

do you like

ivy

I like ivy

from

deadlock

[fair bridge]

hes fuckin dead

[visual vortex]

Ivy from the papa's series?

Oh

[elder merlin]

[fair bridge]

i unblocked him hoping he would see reason

[jaunty path]

hes probably sleeping

[fair bridge]

he blocked me because we disagreed on a mod

[jaunty path]

spidey sense?

[fair bridge]

yaa

so weird

[jaunty path]

i dont think he cares that much

[fair bridge]

yet here i sit

blocked

interesting.......................

[visual vortex]

@hazy kestrel

Wakey wakey

[jaunty path]

personman

[hazy kestrel]

Who calls?

[jaunty path]

https://youtu.be/HV_Vj6d2G5c

[fair bridge]

me Bitch

[jaunty path]

watch a cat get groomed

[hazy kestrel]

I’m not clicking on that

[visual vortex]

Mallow wants to speak or something

[hazy kestrel]

Oh

[jaunty path]

its a cat grooming video

[hazy kestrel]

I don’t really care for Mallow’s thoughts tbh

[jaunty path]

I love this channel

[visual vortex]

Lmao dw they blocked me too

[fair bridge]

you're acting like a CHILD

it was a MOD

we had a DISAGREEMENT

[hazy kestrel]

I blocked them because they insulted me lmao

[fair bridge]

oh my god dude

[jaunty path]

oh

rip

[fair bridge]

grow up

[visual vortex]

I got this one video

[dapper jewel]

[hazy kestrel]

Also, why are you so obsessed with me blocking you Mallow?

[visual vortex]

It was something of an ASMR with a chinese guynin a fish mask

[jaunty path]

cats look sooo fuckin funny shaved

[hazy kestrel]

Just move on lmfao

[fair bridge]

"obsessed" i thought we were friends you fucking jackal

[visual vortex]

Talking to a luxury brand owner about water

[fair bridge]

i'm pissed because i liked talking to you

[woven sigil]

They've insuled me a bunch of times too, I aint blocked em

[hazy kestrel]

Fair enough

[fair bridge]

i never realized you had the emotional intelligence of a 10 year old

[hazy kestrel]

Lol

[fair bridge]

fuckhead

[visual vortex]

I would never block someone

[jaunty path]

personman this cat had a lot of matted fur

[fair bridge]

unblock me so we can fucking move on like adults

[dapper jewel]

Oh man

[visual vortex]

Man

[hazy kestrel]

See, the insults aren’t helping your case Mallow

[visual vortex]

Superman

[jaunty path]

exactly

[hazy kestrel]

I already moved on

[dapper jewel]

Batman

[hazy kestrel]

I don’t even remember the argument

[fair bridge]

ok then

[jaunty path]

beepbooop beep boop beep

[visual vortex]

Batman better

[fair bridge]

what a prick

[dapper jewel]

WE know

[visual vortex]

WE

[hazy kestrel]

Lmao

[jaunty path]

ba ba ba ba ba ba

[hazy kestrel]

“Unblock me” says Mallow, while still insulting me

[jaunty path]

The champagne my dad bought me was rlly good

[visual vortex]

Aorry to bring you back to that

[hazy kestrel]

Fucking hell

[hazy kestrel]

All good

[fair bridge]

cham pagne

[hazy kestrel]

Was a bit funny

[fair bridge]

cham pagen

[visual vortex]

Ill send you something funny

[fair bridge]

champ

[visual vortex]

Trust

[fair bridge]

champ ain

[hazy kestrel]

No worries Oll

[fair bridge]

champ PAIn

[woven sigil]

Sham-pain

[fair bridge]

SHAM PAIN

🗣️

[visual vortex]

Dw check dms

Trust me

It's not a screamer

[hazy kestrel]

Eh, it gave me a bit of a laugh

[visual vortex]

Good enough for me

🦖

[jaunty path]

I've come to make an announcement; personman's a bitch ass motherfucker, he pissed on my fucking crusher. Thats right, he took his thammer out and he pissed on my fucking crusher, and he said his thammer was "This big" and I said that's disgusting,

[tired steeple]

doesn't seem like I missed anything interesting

[fair bridge]

i cant believe He would Do This

[hazy kestrel]

This is a funny reference

[visual vortex]

Darktide discord general chat

[fair bridge]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6XsqSA9tNfY

JPL Tests Next-Generation Electric Thruster

omg....

[hazy kestrel]

Hello Goober

[astral basin]

Aaaa

…furry violence?

[dire kayak]

furry divorce

[astral basin]

We goin back to natural-

[dire kayak]

[astral basin]

Oh

[woven sigil]

Cool ngl

How viable it will end up being in the long term is anyones guess, but the idea is neat

[fair bridge]

its like one parent jokes around and has a good time and the other one reads nietzsche and asks people who their favorite greek sculptor is

who's more dead

[timber elk]

spawns in as the Elden ring theme song plays

[woven sigil]

[fair bridge]

nuclear propulsion is the future. unfortuantely i have diverted all nasa funding to creating darktide 3 in unreal engine 5

[timber elk]

Bro!

[dire kayak]

hmmm i wonder who this is referencing

[woven sigil]

We're so cooked

[astral basin]

spends 20 minutes self buffing and hits them with the 2x ugs jump attack

[fair bridge]

im referencing super hans clearly

[timber elk]

hits them with the radahan special

[wild vector]

Lamcifer

[timber elk]

All seriousness I’ve been playing division 2

[fair bridge]

i tried that

[woven sigil]

Which one?

[timber elk]

Yes

[fair bridge]

seems ok but god everyone else i've seen in that game is like level 500 or something

[dire kayak]

agghhh i want the steam frame to release already

[timber elk]

Crossplay was just recently added so a lot of old veteran players

[astral basin]

Its. Poi simulator for me
Idrc for div 2
Really cool person ik plays it tho

[fair bridge]

do u think itll be 1k....

[timber elk]

Me and my friends just picked it up since we played division 1

[woven sigil]

Need te get back on Elden Ring an bully some more shitters tbh

Its been a bit now

[dire kayak]

they said itll have a lower price than the index i think

[timber elk]

So far not to sure.

[dire kayak]

we can only hope

[wild vector]

Big Alejandro best LMG.

[fair bridge]

if it's $800 i might be down

[dire kayak]

steam frame or warhound titan

[hazy kestrel]

Hooray, tommorow’s Friday

[dire kayak]

hrrrmmm

[timber elk]

Hmmmm I saw a couple of builds. However I personally feel as though I won’t be able to build around them

[hazy kestrel]

How exciting

[dire kayak]

no today is friday

[fair bridge]

steam frame steam frame!!!!

[timber elk]

I saw that this cool chatterbox build but it keeps mentioning global modifiers and “blossoms harvest”

[hazy kestrel]

Darn Brits living in the future, smh.

[wild vector]

Lamball should try Hogwarts Legacy.

[timber elk]

Nah

[woven sigil]

If only our society was

[wild vector]

Not a fan?

[timber elk]

People ruined that for me

[wild vector]

Ah

[jaunty path]

how is it as a game

[hazy kestrel]

Oh it is in the future, just a dystopian one.

[timber elk]

It’s fun. I’m only level 25

[hazy kestrel]

But so is mine.

[woven sigil]

You know what, thats a good point.

It can only get better, right?

[dire kayak]

this is correct

[hazy kestrel]

Lol. Lmao, even.

[jaunty path]

the both of you conversate like office workers

[fair bridge]

im not here to conversate

just playin the game

[timber elk]

But I’m honestly not to sure if I can play divison 2 at endgame. I’ve always struggled with builds

[fair bridge]

either subscribe donate or get the fuck out

[woven sigil]

Sorry your highness, you want me to start chatting shit like i'm in the pub instead? (you dont)

[jaunty path]

nawh

[hazy kestrel]

We’ve got that banter synergy, simple as.

[wild vector]

Ive beaten Aaron Keener

And then it turns out

He's alive

[astral basin]

Aaa

[timber elk]

What does that have to do with what I said

[woven sigil]

Aye, ney need to be rude then 😄

[wild vector]

Not really worth the endgame

But I'm hoping the new dlc is good

[timber elk]

Not really sparking confidence for me nuln

And I’m talking about endgame level builds and content

[wild vector]

Blame Ubisoft

[woven sigil]

*Ubislop

[wild vector]

Exactly

[fair bridge]

knocks over your Soda

[wild vector]

Cliché ahh endings

[jaunty path]

if a corporation was in charge of a country

what corpo would u want in charge

[timber elk]

blows up the moon

[woven sigil]

Cliche endings and lots of climbing towers

[timber elk]

Ummmmm…..fromsoft

[wild vector]

Militech

[woven sigil]

Nah, Miyazaki would be a dangerous man in power given his enjoyment of feet

[jaunty path]

thats a publisher and dev

[woven sigil]

[wild vector]

Konami

[timber elk]

Still legit better than the majority of most things

[timber elk]

Ehhhhhhhh that I wouldn’t care about since he actually cares about his work, his ethics and his employees

[wild vector]

Any corporation besides EA

[woven sigil]

I'm gunna go with Tesco, so everyone gets rationed a meal-deal twice a day

[timber elk]

Let the man enjoy his feet

[woven sigil]

This is true enough. Yeah

[wild vector]

Wake the fook up, Samurai. We've got a Borough to Burn down.

[woven sigil]

Hmm.. I should really reinstall that

[timber elk]

I want someone to screen shot this and post it inside of zealot chat

It will be funny as fuck

[fair bridge]

$5

[timber elk]

Nah

[woven sigil]

Igotchufam

[fair bridge]

goddamn it super hans

[timber elk]

I’m broke

[timber elk]

Good tech good tech

PFFFFTTT

[wild vector]

Rip my Boi Tech

[timber elk]

it’s so grainy

[woven sigil]

It was a dirty job, but someone has to do it

[timber elk]

I love it stim

[wild vector]

He did not have to cut himself loose.

[woven sigil]

I used the snipping tool especially for you

[timber elk]

It’s fantastic

[jaunty path]

tomodachi is such a wild game

I want it so bad...

[woven sigil]

Whassat?

Sounds like weeb shit

[twin flower]

looks like animal crossing, minus the animals

[timber elk]

Mac

Check zealot chat

[dire kayak]

hmmm

[twin flower]

Le Ball

[dire kayak]

should i create caine

[fair bridge]

ya

[jaunty path]

yes.

do it

[twin flower]

feet

[fair bridge]

i kinda want to get tomodachi

[timber elk]

Like I said. No context will be given

[somber stream]

Marinated them pork, gonna have Bokkeum this day

[twin flower]

feet man

[timber elk]

TOE SUCKING EVIL

[fair bridge]

look at this Pot

[timber elk]

NOOOOOOOO

[fair bridge]

#zealot-class message

will you feed him a small piece

[wild vector]

Pork knuckles sounds good right about now

Is that macaroni and hotdogs?

[jaunty path]

I will consume korean bbq tomorrow

[dire kayak]

i love using nuln oil on metallic paints

[fair bridge]

hooooly shit terminator 2 is coming back to theaters

[rain idol]

They should add guard size power fists to the game

[jaunty path]

that requires fs to be a half decent dev

jk im being dramatic

[hazy kestrel]

I probably should go to sleep.

However… I also want to finish reading my book. :(

[jaunty path]

how much more

[hazy kestrel]

A lot

I’ll probably sleep

[jaunty path]

how much more till u finish the chap

[hazy kestrel]

I don’t know

[jaunty path]

sleep

[hazy kestrel]

I don’t know how many pages are in a chapter of the Iliad

And I also don’t have it next to me to check

[dire kayak]

REALLLL

this is me

[twin flower]

Saul Goobman

[wild vector]

Goobiel Johnson

[astral basin]

F didnt work

[tired steeple]

This server gets extremely confusing with its members I’m ngl

Why do we have another artillery witch

[somber stream]

We have 4 Chris, might as well

[astral basin]

The one and only?
Nah, cuz im the second and other

Egh

Im happily buzzrd

[jaunty path]

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGH

[twin flower]

I didnt even realize til you mentioned it

[astral basin]

@whole glade your expertise have been enlisted

[whole glade]

wassup

[astral basin]

Theres 3 now actually

Lynx has swapped, koz has been for a hot hot minute

[dire kayak]

[astral basin]

And one of teh greynames are arty witches

[whole glade]

why am i needed brosicle?

[dire kayak]

what's an artillery witch though

[astral basin]

Artillery witch mentioned

[astral basin]

Trench crusade

[dire kayak]

ohhh

[whole glade]

a hell crafted bomber

[astral basin]

Im buzzed. Sorry

[whole glade]

like a puppet who throws big bombs

[dire kayak]

eye sea

[rain idol]

Was just in a game with a lad named Mr-boinkyboink And I saw him bring a daemonhost to life only to 2 tap the thing and dare say "sorry It's been a couple months since I've been back on"

[hazy kestrel]

A zealot after my own heart.

What a Chad

Oh shit it’s midnight

[modest flume]

team drops 2 ammo crates with the intention of having me nuke the enemies
because chat was delayed I didn't see until 5 minutes after the game ended

Thank you Fatshark

Also I think the spawns are broken because tox bomber squads are spawning

What a waste of a night

[rocky aspen]

well, I'm kinda annoyed tonight

I just watched a tox bomber ignore three shots fired at his head

revolver, maybe one body between us us for each shot

not the only special to ignore bullets that game either

[modest flume]

I'm not kinda

I'm extremely annoyed

Chat delays and VC not going through, it's literally costing our runs

Hitreg being bipolar as usual

[tropic grove]

scum missile launcher is pretty strong ngl

[jaunty path]

it does infact

delete a lot

it insta kills anything that isn't a boss.

#balanced

[rocky aspen]

So its not just me then!

Cost me a run because I was getting extraordinarily annoyed at two snipers that just would not die

[lilac crag]

whos awake

im awake

[fallen tree]

yes unfortunately

[blazing ibex]

Pathfinder be a tear jerker tonight

😭

[somber stream]

I'm WOKE

[tawdry edge]

can't even have sleep because of woooooooooooooooKE

Woke has RUINED sleep

[somber stream]

wtf that's rude, CANCEL woke

[fallen tree]

bring back the infinite tsukiyomi

madara did nothing wrong

eternal sleep

[whole bough]

the robot?

[dire kayak]

i just found out

i can kinda make my darktide zealot using the inquisitorial agents kill team

it won't be perfect but it'll be close

[woven sigil]

Well go back to sleep then

[somber stream]

Impossible

The money must flow

[blazing ibex]

table top

[dire kayak]

im awake

[jaunty path]

It appears hd2 is being review bombed to hell

By what looks like mostly chinese players

[somber stream]

What now

[fallen tree]

[jaunty path]

Change that many are not a fan of apparently

It'll blow over

As it always does

[somber stream]

"We're so back" coming soon™

[jaunty path]

I do have to say it seems like AH can't make up their mind when it comes to weapon balancing

They should just leave things as is if people aren't complaining or if they're happy and having fun

[somber stream]

Weapons has been getting nothing but buff as of late, and some adjustment to enemy is needed imo

I like what they did with the Hiveguard, you literally only need to aim down a bit to hit the claws and they fold in like 3-4 shots

[jaunty path]

I don't even touch hd2 beyond playing it when my friends ask me to so I can't say much

[fallen tree]

im alright with most things, buffs being done to things for warbond release is kinda weird. i really just miss the railgun that we had on the games release

[woven sigil]

And he cares not from whence it flows, so long as it flows

[fallen tree]

that was good fun

[jaunty path]

You talking the mini gun or

[jaunty path]

Not weird

Tells the player you want to buy the new warbond

Its money

[fallen tree]

well yeah

[somber stream]

I don't use minigun much, mostly the cremator these day. Primary i rock the Lib Carbine

[woven sigil]

Lib Carbine? Checks out

[somber stream]

Also i like the new Armour a lot
#zealot-class message

[somber stream]

What's wrong with it

[fallen tree]

yeah that red armour goes hard

[woven sigil]

I was calling you a liberal

[somber stream]

lol asshat

[jaunty path]

Liberal.

[somber stream]

Super Earth's definition of Liberty might slightly differ

[woven sigil]

Just some gentle morning banter

[graceful hamlet]

AH hates the Sickle 😔

[sleek harness]

Lie to Public At All Costs
Integrate Measures Against Revolutions
Betray Public In The Shadows
Establish Spy Network For All Citizens
Rights Secretly Removed From Lower Citizen Class
Tea
Yes I Ran Out Of Ideas For The Last Two Letters

This is literally in the dictionary

Trust

[somber stream]

Tea is crucial

Well done rat

[sleek harness]

Exactly

[woven sigil]

Speaking of tea... time for cup no.4

[sleek harness]

For a moment I thought you would say something like "2 girls 1 cup"

[woven sigil]

I hope you're not implying i'm some sort of degenerate..

I mean, you'd be right, but thats rude

[sleek harness]

You are some sort of degenerate

[woven sigil]

Rude.

[sleek harness]

Your name is literally "Stim-Shady"

[woven sigil]

What could bro mean by this?

[sleek harness]

Usually people named like that are deranged

At least the last person was

[woven sigil]

The classic sample size of one eh?

[sleek harness]

Yes

Racism

[jaunty path]

ergfauihwefuihjfweruinhjrfswevd

[sleek harness]

Missus

[ripe tangle]

who's deranged and racist?

not me...

oh wait... nevermind I am actually.

[sleek harness]

Lucia why you trying to take the spot light

[dire kayak]

cremation

[ripe tangle]

no spot light

the only spot light belongs to the God Emperor

[sleek harness]

But he's in a fucking coma

How's is he gonna do a show

[dire kayak]

i met the god emperor once

[sleek harness]

In a dream

[ripe tangle]

anyway I've been playing Cities Skylines and I'm enjoying building a British City who's road layout and park locations I'm basing on with the logic of Google Maps

and it's like...

[dire kayak]

at the golden throne

[formal mortar]

The God Emperor owes me $20

[sleek harness]

In a dream

[ripe tangle]

imagine building any other European style city except kinda cursed.

and mirrored

[jaunty path]

when is the emperor gonna come back from the store

he said he went out to grab some milk

[ripe tangle]

Tuesday

[woven sigil]

When he gets my ciggies

[sleek harness]

He's at the gym right now

Don't worry about it

[formal mortar]

That's my line

[jaunty path]

You are the type of infant to go through a pack an hour ain't you

[woven sigil]

I mean... sometimes you make ill calculated decisions in life and spend years trying to rid yourself of 'em

Aint noone perfect, least of all my grubby ass

[sleek harness]

Have you tried like

Not smoking

[woven sigil]

I'm not even gonna justify that with a proper answer

[jaunty path]

I am tipsy currently. So don't worry about what I say too much. What I say is non sense 90% of the time anyway.

[sleek harness]

Stripe yourself to a chair and be forced to watch 300 anti-cigarette commercials

[dire kayak]

cremation

[jaunty path]

Cigarettes suck ass and the whole industry is predatory on children.

[woven sigil]

Don't need to justify yourself to me mate. If you wanna banter, go ahead and banter, I'm not made of glass

[woven sigil]

Yup. Its a disgusting habit and one I wish I'd never started

[jaunty path]

70% of your body is water. which is transparent, so is glass.

[jaunty path]

God speed to quitting buddy

[sleek harness]

Humans are moisted in the insides

[jaunty path]

speaking of glass

I am definitely made of glass

but that will turn into a vent tirade so whateverrrr

hm.

[woven sigil]

Cheers, appreciate it

[dire kayak]

thats so real

[jaunty path]

rhythym games

[dire kayak]

project sekai,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

[sleek harness]

Goober she's drunk, don't interrupt this rare specimen

[woven sigil]

I would hope you're not if you're willing to banter with people like I of all folks, you'll be risking gettin hurt

[jaunty path]

I will not be, probably!

Annyway...whats on my brain...nothing. :p

[woven sigil]

Well now I feel like I gotta hold my tongue a bit

[jaunty path]

besides my spiked white peach ginger ale

[jaunty path]

dont worry I need to be to bed soon anyway

[tropic grove]

hadron:

[jaunty path]

but first...rhythm game video...i love youtube.

[woven sigil]

Oh I wasn't worrying lass

[sleek harness]

I would totally become Hadron just to tell people to go fuck themselves

[tropic grove]

hadrussy

[woven sigil]

Just do it anyway, no balls

[sleek harness]

Nevermind

[jaunty path]

Can a game be considered a rhythym game when the music can assist with keeping with the attack pattern of a boss

[sleek harness]

You would fuck yourself?

[jaunty path]

you dont need to dodge or attack to the rhythm but the attacks are sync'd

its rlly kewl

[woven sigil]

Yes; eg Sekiro

[jaunty path]

kek

[tropic grove]

egg sekiro

[jaunty path]

ur one message that doesn't have next to it

[woven sigil]

Eggs benedict

[jaunty path]

eggs benedict

[woven sigil]

[tropic grove]

eggussy

[woven sigil]

Eww, no sprogs for me thanks

[tropic grove]

stim-shadussy

[woven sigil]

Not that I can have em anyway, but still!

[sleek harness]

Stim-Shady can you go a day being like me

Not using a emoji ever

And being deadpan

[tropic grove]

foolussy skavussy

[woven sigil]

I mean, I seem to be pretty popular with girls, so.. maybe?

[woven sigil]

No.

[sleek harness]

Didn't knew you were trans

[woven sigil]

I'm not

[sleek harness]

Then why you said that

Was it a random fun fact for no reason

[jaunty path]

bababababbababababababbabababababa

[tropic grove]

missussy

[jaunty path]

sus

[woven sigil]

You asked if I would fuck myself. If other people want to than I probably should give myself the credit and say yes, surely?

[sleek harness]

I remember when people used to laugh at that

Bad days

Times I mean

[dire kayak]

god youre so real missus,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

[jaunty path]

this message has 2x the impact when I cant see skavens messages

[tropic grove]

goobussy thussy evisceratemaxxussy

[sleek harness]

I better no question your logic

[somber stream]

Would banging a genderbent version of yourself considered masturba-

[sleek harness]

You got a very uh

Advance

[somber stream]

Actually nvm

[sleek harness]

Advanced brain

Yes

Advanced

[woven sigil]

[jaunty path]

no

[woven sigil]

I never thought about it 🤔

[sleek harness]

Theres a sexuality about you dating a clone of yourself

[woven sigil]

Kinda?

[dire kayak]

a genderbent version of you would just look like your sibling

[tropic grove]

who tf starts a conversation like that

[jaunty path]

autosexuality

[sleek harness]

Licht and Missus

[somber stream]

New around here?

[woven sigil]

Aye, thats relatively tame compared to some of the shit that gets said in here

[tropic grove]

ye

[jaunty path]

very

This place becomes unreadable sometimes for me

If i want to see sexual depravity I'll go on tf2

[tropic grove]

unredussy

[whole glade]

its the first of da monf

[tropic grove]

tick tock

[jaunty path]

may

[sleek harness]

Watch out noobie, Licht has more 5 days of experience than you

[jaunty path]

Kills you for making the tf2 theme play in my head

[woven sigil]

Depravity is fine, its the particular "flavour" of depravity that often crops up in here that's a bit hard to interact with

[tropic grove]

heavy like a brinks truck

[woven sigil]

Along with all the bullshit politcal stuff that happens. Thats also quite unreadable at times

[jaunty path]

more like if everyone is talking about it collectively

[sleek harness]

Buffed enginner

[jaunty path]

Really lets you know what game GW actually cares about

l m f a o

To put more emphasis

[tropic grove]

if only i could post gifs in here

[sleek harness]

Soldier is the best one while buffed ngl

[jaunty path]

You can't swear in the SM2 discord

[woven sigil]

And thats why I'm not in there

[tropic grove]

ye u have to say fvck instead of fuck

[vapid matrix]

Hi

[sleek harness]

Homelander

Kill this guy

[jaunty path]

You'll probably get booted

[woven sigil]

Censorship = I basically get banned

[tropic grove]

popelander

[tropic grove]

nah i said it many times there

[vapid matrix]

I’m thinking about the past

[sleek harness]

Don't care for your past

Kill this guy

I paid gou

You

[woven sigil]

Don't do to much of that, the future has possibility, the past just has regrets

[tropic grove]

i only go to the sm2 server to ask when update and some ppl are tired of me somehow

[jaunty path]

same question gets annoying

[sleek harness]

Do it right now

I want to see

[jaunty path]

Eventually they'll side with NL's and skin you alive

[vapid matrix]

Would the world be different if the Austrian painter finished his work?

[tropic grove]

kek

[vapid matrix]

Would we have war right now?

[tropic grove]

when update

[woven sigil]

Waooooh. I aint touching that with someone else's dick

[vapid matrix]

What guy?

[sleek harness]

That guy

Are you blind

[jaunty path]

If you think about it the NL's are the most based chapter because they just kill people out of sheer biological need and not this for the emperor non sense like bro go skin everyone alive for fun bruh

I should buy a NL book

[tropic grove]

tick tock heavy like a brinks truck

[woven sigil]

[vapid matrix]

Sybau and silence urself

[sleek harness]

Sadly it's 3am you ain't getting a response so soon

[woven sigil]

Mild concern

[jaunty path]

nomnom nom nom nom mm blood of the innocent so good

[sleek harness]

You meant milf

My autocorrector said so

[tropic grove]

nl are mid

[jaunty path]

You're not safe in your own home

[woven sigil]

I mean..

Where? Asking for a friend...

[tropic grove]

too much edgylordy

[tropic grove]

got one already

[jaunty path]

MILF enjoyers when they realize milfs have children:

[sleek harness]

Yeah it's in the back of the van

Go in

[vapid matrix]

My Instagram is full of an old German leader and I ain’t talking bout kondrat Adenauer

Shi is sad

[jaunty path]

Holyfuck Homelander my guardian angel!

[tropic grove]

willhelm II?

[jaunty path]

I need to watch the boys tomorrow!!!!!!!!

[woven sigil]

I am not going to comment what came to mind upon reading that

[somber stream]

Very on brand

[woven sigil]

Does the van have "Free DDR5" painted on the side of it by any chance?

[sleek harness]

You really are drunk

[vapid matrix]

Missus

[jaunty path]

Hi Homelander :3

[sleek harness]

You just now realized that fucking Homelander was here

[jaunty path]

I think what you did in syria was ok btw

[vapid matrix]

Would love to do that in Israel

[tropic grove]

homelander why do u like breast milk that much

[jaunty path]

Insert "Inform Israel" gif here

[sleek harness]

Homelander what if you killed all thoses people while you did that public speech

[jaunty path]

yummers

[woven sigil]

[vapid matrix]

I gotta go, you are the hero’s guys

[jaunty path]

k bye homelander I hope you do more cool stuff in the future

[woven sigil]

Laters dude 🫡

[sleek harness]

Stim Dudey

Can I can you something else

Your name sucks ngl

[tropic grove]

yes go homelander, many middle eastern children are to be burned, great job as always homelander

[jaunty path]

list of benefits of not taking your phone to bed

[woven sigil]

Rather have a shit name than be a rodent

[jaunty path]

not being on your phone

[sleek harness]

Skaven*

[jaunty path]

number 2

not being on your phone

number 3

not being on your phone

[woven sigil]

Same thing

[sleek harness]

No

It's different

[jaunty path]

number 4, the most important one

not being on your phone.

[woven sigil]

All of the above sound like negatives

[tropic grove]

do u believe in the existance of skaven girls foolish skaven

[sleek harness]

There are female skavens

[sleek harness]

Search them up it's good material

[jaunty path]

This is what you look like

when ur on the phone

[sleek harness]

If you were A FREAK

[jaunty path]

just so u know

[sleek harness]

Don't search it up

[jaunty path]

you dont want to be her

[woven sigil]

Just as well the one I have is a literal brick that doesnt have access to the internet then innit

[tropic grove]

then why u say its good material

[sleek harness]

Because it was a changeover

[jaunty path]

brick no internet? pawg

[sleek harness]

It's meant to trick you

[sleek harness]

You have a Nokia?

Cool

[tropic grove]

of course skaven are not real the empire is always telling the truth

[woven sigil]

Don't like internet phones. Too much hassle and I got big paws so tiny touchsceens are hard to be precise with, easier just to use button phone

[sleek harness]

Female skavens you meant

[jaunty path]

Oh you got an actual dumb phone

[sleek harness]

Because I am real

[jaunty path]

nice

[sleek harness]

Very

Real

[woven sigil]

Ye

[sleek harness]

That's why people like Missus usually ignores me

Because I am

Real

[tropic grove]

nah i don't think the skavussy is real

[jaunty path]

tfw ur every fucking movement isn't being tracked by a corporation

[jaunty path]

so kewl

[woven sigil]

[jaunty path]

fucking

[sleek harness]

Garut

[jaunty path]

feline

yes

[woven sigil]

I don't got no social media either outside of this

[jaunty path]

oh sweet

[sleek harness]

It's 3 am

[jaunty path]

I only like

[sleek harness]

Can you sing us a sleeping song

[jaunty path]

use discord. youtube

[marsh iris]

wat

[jaunty path]

uh

[tropic grove]

the chinese governement seeing my sick gameplay as hivescum:

[sleek harness]

Sleeping song

[marsh iris]

i just woke up

[jaunty path]

I have twitter. but I never reply to anything. I hardly scroll

[sleek harness]

SING US A SONG

[jaunty path]

but twitter is like negative brain waves anyway

brain damage app

[woven sigil]

That... is actually very based. I respect that actually quite a lot

[tropic grove]

ginganguligulugangangingangugingangu giganguliguligangangingangugingangu

[marsh iris]

🗿

[sleek harness]

I know this one

That's annoying

[marsh iris]

oooough you touched my tralala

my ding ding dong

[sleek harness]

What

[marsh iris]

its a song

[tropic grove]

salamamaleikum maleikum salaaaaa echale salsa echale picante echale salsa echale picante

[jaunty path]

The only reason I have instagram is kids my age for some reason rather exchange that than a phone number

but like

[cosmic burrow]

hello

[jaunty path]

Youtube is also like

majorly unhealthy

I have extensions that block homepage and recommendations completely

[sleek harness]

I regret ever asking you to sing a song

[jaunty path]

but not on my phone. and I dont watch youtube on my phone, I use it for music though

[woven sigil]

Eh, youtube is alright. Can learn a hell of a lot on there

Also yes, music

[jaunty path]

and like

[woven sigil]

SO much music

[jaunty path]

seeing the homepage

[sleek harness]

Magister

I found your brother

[jaunty path]

showed me how good the algorythym became

in grabbing your attention

its SO good at getting you

[woven sigil]

Ngl, most of that is just music on my account

Youtube knows that above all else, thats what I want out of it

https://youtu.be/1EAAeDV9Qkk

[jaunty path]

yep

[woven sigil]

Hella chill song

[cosmic burrow]

who

[marsh iris]

[sleek harness]

Magius

[jaunty path]

its nice

hmmmm

[sleek harness]

He's in prism

[tropic grove]

linga gang guli guli guli guachaaa

[jaunty path]

yeah I just wannt dedicate more of my time to doing productive shit ig.

[tropic grove]

gingangu gingangu

[cosmic burrow]

what prism

[woven sigil]

You an me both pal, you an me both

[jaunty path]

yea and im working on it

[sleek harness]

That's gay

[jaunty path]

ADHD sort of forces me to circle in on like

[sleek harness]

Prison for wizards

[jaunty path]

one thing to do for the day

It can be anything

[sleek harness]

Literally

[jaunty path]

coding, gaming, writing, reading.

[sleek harness]

The name is

[dire kayak]

the perpetual agony mechanism

[sleek harness]

Prison For Wizards

[jaunty path]

It's a blessing and a curse

[jaunty path]

p much

likeeeeeee

[tropic grove]

wait wait wait wait WAIIIIT

gingangu gingangu

[jaunty path]

idk i think I was stuck reading the infinite and the divine for a long time

if I dedicated like a week to reading that book

I could finish it I think

ADHD and OCD doesn't mix

one wants order, the other wants to do things spontaneously

and then im just fuckin stuckkkkk

[sleek harness]

You know I always been wondering on what you freaks were talking about in the night

I kinda regret knowing this now

[jaunty path]

why regret

[woven sigil]

Hyperfixation, aye

[sleek harness]

Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh because regret is a human emotion

[jaunty path]

it is such a double edged sword dawg

[sleek harness]

That's comes from the brain

[jaunty path]

what is the soource of it tho

[sleek harness]

Regret is usually tied to seeing your adopt children fail school

[woven sigil]

Aye.. I know mate, I know

[sleek harness]

Talking

[woven sigil]

Back dreckly. Cuppa no.5 is calling my name from the hob (the kettle is screaming)

[dire kayak]

that's so real

[jaunty path]

OK so my OCD says like "no, you read all day yesterday, now you must do a DIFFERENT thing even though you wanna do this thing that you find really enjoyable. You find reading to be really enjoyable? then its not work, and you need to work. so you can't read as "productive" now. the definition of productivity has updated and "Reading" has been excluded. You must now Draw and Write."

OCD is loves making arbitrary rules out of nowhere dawg

[tropic grove]

edge

[dire kayak]

i remember i used to feel really satisfied and productive after finishing a paint

now i feel nothing

[sleek harness]

Paint me

[jaunty path]

noh

[tropic grove]

i need more boolets

[gloomy tartan]

Bro

Insane match rn

Holy fuck

Phage tree

[sleek harness]

4 am

[gloomy tartan]

THE RAGERS AT THE END

[sleek harness]

I am going to die

[dire kayak]

never

[gloomy tartan]

THERE WAS LIKE 20

[sleek harness]

Why not

[gloomy tartan]

Just RUNNING At us

[sleek harness]

Painting skavens is fun

[dire kayak]

i can't afford skaven minis

[gloomy tartan]

I had to run nonstop to the exit lmao

[sleek harness]

Makes sense

[gloomy tartan]

Teammates died

I survived

[sleek harness]

I am usually sold in the right price

[tropic grove]

ain't no match like a darktide match

[gloomy tartan]

I dodged a trapper and headshot a sniper

[jaunty path]

Trazyn and Orikan are both really compelling characters and I love how the author made such differing characters conflict in such a matter that characterizes them so beautifully while at the same time painting the greater lore of the necrons.

[gloomy tartan]

It was so peak

[sleek harness]

A skaven mini is worth 100 dollars trust

[gloomy tartan]

It was such a adrenaline rush

[tropic grove]

i wanna see clone fulgrim

[gloomy tartan]

Holy cow I was tense lmao