general-chat

[delicate vapor]

[elder merlin]

I had to send you a funny tau thing lol, waddup

How you been?

[lethal socket]

I wanna see Guilliman and Farsight, shirtless, oiled up, and PASSIONATELY KISSING

[lethal socket]

moved recently, and I have done a lottt of painting

[south jetty]

music right fucking now while I think about my next mission in Darktide
https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=av-ZmGZpqc8

[elder merlin]

Oh nice, how'd that go and whatcha paintin?

[south jetty]

now this is what we need more of

[lethal socket]

1. very well
2. A LOT OF TAU

and also a lot of necrons

[south jetty]

the t'au have nice mechs

I'm normal and can be trusted with machinery

[south valve]

Freaky people here tonight, but I'm not complaining

[lethal socket]

SAME

PLEASE PLEASE

I can be trusted with a ghostkeel

I PROMISE I SWEAR

[south jetty]

Do NOT check my steam name

[lethal socket]

GRRRRRRRRRRR

WONDEFUL NAME

[elder merlin]

Nice

[south jetty]

[lethal socket]

Clanker? only if she lets me

[elder merlin]

Holy shit, its Astral

[south jetty]

it took you long enough to notice, fellow old fuck

[elder merlin]

I was on reddit

[south jetty]

man get outta there!!!

[karmic willow]

can I opt out of getting shoved in random twins fights when I quickplay

[south jetty]

Unfortunately no. You will have to deal with the diarrhea twins if the queue says so

[thick coyote]

I mean

You can disable

Getting into campaign missions

[delicate vapor]

o deer

[waxen sleet]

Beat the twins, then there's no problem

[astral basin]

Oh shit you’ve returned

[elder merlin]

No

[simple cliff]

I put this in the wrong chat.
Time for one of my salty rants otherwise this chat will lose it's flavor.

Mortis Trials on Auric are harder then Havoc 40 sometimes.

But sometimes are easy then a regular heresey mission.

[thick coyote]

The walls here are salt

[simple cliff]

Because the AI director (Sefoni) is smoking crack during them.

[true widget]

hi guys

[thick coyote]

The ground here is salt

In a way

Even the air is salt

[astral basin]

Yum

Lick the salt

[simple cliff]

Got the interrorgator objective. Cool. Whatever. GOt 4 plague ogyrns that kept respawning. ON WAVE FUCKING THREE.

[delicate vapor]

[waxen sleet]

This... this is why Remembrancer is the best title

[jaunty path]

Just kill them

They're the easiest of all the bosses

[simple cliff]

I AM SORRY, WHAT FUCKING BUFFS DO YOU THINK I HAVE BEFORE THE FIRST PICK THAT YOU THINK TWO PEOPLE CAN FOUR PLAGUE OGYRNS FAST ENOUGH TO THEN FIX THE INTERRORGATOR BECAUSE I KEPT TRYING TO LURE THEM AWAY JUST TO LEARN A 4TH FAT FUCK HAS HIT THE INTERRORGATOR AND STOPPED THE REPAIRS AGAIN!

[waxen sleet]

What a beautiful target rich environment

[jaunty path]

I kill monstrosities in like 10 seconds

[astral basin]

…why do i have a pepe in a pointy hat in my emotes list

[jaunty path]

Skissue

[simple cliff]

I think we killed nine before the AI director decided we were taking too long and also spammed bursters+gunners on us... on top of the plague ogyrn.

[jaunty path]

What class were you playing

[simple cliff]

OGyrn.

[astral basin]

I need to ask the server ts came from
Sus af

[simple cliff]

I have builds that can mulch bosses, this isn't one of them.

[jaunty path]

You can stun an ogyrn in one place by dodging right repeatedly

[simple cliff]

BROTHER THERE WERE FOUR!

[jaunty path]

Just slay 💅

Oh right 4 can spawn at once. I still don't think that's the worst. Preferable over a crusher wave

[simple cliff]

I CAN TAKE CRUSHERS!

[jaunty path]

Did you run in a full circle

[simple cliff]

Yes.

[jaunty path]

Good job

[waxen sleet]

You lucky sonovabitch... that sounds a good day, could've been rougher, they could've thrown 2 Daemonhosts at the same time

[simple cliff]

But there was always one that would ignore me and go for the guy doing the objective.

[jaunty path]

Yeah harlz know your privilege 😒

[elder merlin]

I wish i could get attacked by 4 plagryns at the same time, i love killin 'em

[simple cliff]

DAEMONOST ARE EASY!

[jaunty path]

😒

[simple cliff]

Problem is, plague ogyrns don't actually do much damage at alll.

They're easy as fuck.

BUT when combined with the right specials and needing to do a objective.

[jaunty path]

What melee u had

[simple cliff]

The amount of knock-around they inflict can make it impossible to get the objective done.

Power maul.

[jaunty path]

Blitz?

[simple cliff]

The 'attack me; one.

[waxen sleet]

Were there Flamers present?

[simple cliff]

and yes.

[jaunty path]

Homeboy.

I meant what throwable also

Taunt is not a good idea me thinks

[simple cliff]

Frag.

[marsh iris]

hello

[waxen sleet]

Ah, yeah, constantly being knocked around and landing in fire can be a bit rough

[simple cliff]

So we had netters+flamers+bursters being spammed WITH the boss spam and the bosses kept blocking our shots on the specials. This was all before wave 3 was done.

Keep in mind, I am not saying the situation was imossible.

[jaunty path]

Taunt isn't good in havoc but in auric it might be ok?

The issue it it makes you eat all the aggro

And die

Aneurysm

[waxen sleet]

The charge attack is good for countering Pogryns, it interrupts their charge.

[simple cliff]

If I had known in advance that was going to happen I could have brough a stealth build to do objective or whatever. OR maybe a psycher ultra-dps build to hold them down.

[jaunty path]

Yep

[jaunty path]

Real DT players push through

[simple cliff]

Staying alive wasn't the issue, I was soloing them bitches for a while. BUt every time I tried to get all of them following me it'd either spam specials near the objective or one of the plague fatfucks would go after the other guy.

[jaunty path]

Simply destroy all da bosses at once using your kill boss attack

[simple cliff]

Look. IF mortid trailes were ALWAYS like this. Fine.

[jaunty path]

What I'm getting is ur being overwhelmed

[waxen sleet]

What keystone?

[jaunty path]

Maybe taunt is to blame here

[simple cliff]

But the fact that the difficult ranges from cakewalk to "hey, fuck you.' Is kind of absurd.

[simple cliff]

Charge wouldn't have helped, too many. Actually gunlugger would have been the go to. I have a gunlugger build that shreds bosses.

[jaunty path]

Charge knocks them all down

[simple cliff]

The charge is halted when you hit one.

Unless they line up perfectly you're only getting one.

[jaunty path]

Gets you out from being cornered. Its quite nice

[waxen sleet]

Especially if you make the charge cause bleed

[simple cliff]

If a plague ogyrn has you in a corner, you're staying cornered till it dies or fucks off because the charge will be stopped by it. You'll stagger it but it won't budge.

[waxen sleet]

Then don't get cornered?

[simple cliff]

I didn't. Nerd.

I'm just saying.

THe only time I get corned is when I am either baiting for a ogyrn frag or I have the slab shield and am about to press c and then go afk to get some water.

[spare pier]

@mighty zenith @silent plinth yo i cba to fix this shit tonight man, go ahead without me

Thanks fkr the game tho!@

[waxen sleet]

Sounds a great time honestly, the absurdity is what makes that game mode fun

[simple cliff]

The problem is. You need to NOT pull a helldivers and lean so hard into the absurdity it goes from cheaping 'funny and fun' to 'cheap'.

RUnning around the map for 15 minutes becaue the plague ogyrns can't kill us but we can't do the objective with them either got old after five minutes.

Like sure, spawn 4 plague ogyrns, but maybe STOP spawning them after a while?

[dire kayak]

i remember one mortis trial we had to fight like 7 beasts of nurgle and 2 chaos spawns on wave 10

[simple cliff]

Ok I am bored with this rant now.

[simple cliff]

Those are fun because you don't have an objective. Just kill the damn bosses.

[twin flower]

henlo erryone

[simple cliff]

Wave 3, 6, and 9 you got an objective and killing the damn bosses rewards you with more damn bosses.

Ok now I done, for realzies.

[waxen sleet]

7 Slug Puppies? Thats always fun to dance around...

[dire kayak]

a lot of voring happened that wave

[tight pine]

G e n e s t e a l e r s

[drowsy lynx]

you get infinite respawns on those obj waves, it just depends on what the seed spawns for that wave

[delicate vapor]

[simple cliff]

That's what I'm saying.

[drowsy lynx]

infinite trappers, bulwarks, tox bombers, and ragers do make it a pain in the ass to control an objective area tho

[waxen sleet]

Leave my pants alone!

[waxen sleet]

Especially flamers tbh

[tight pine]

Ask them to do that, not me
I physically cannot wear genes, I’m a doompyramid

[drowsy lynx]

oh yea that's extreme area denial too

[gloomy tartan]

The fuck you all on

[drowsy lynx]

creatine and weed

[gloomy tartan]

Shoot flamers tanks if you can’t headshot em

Duh

Then the flames hit enemies too

[waxen sleet]

The fire makes it impossible to see them and throw a knife or rock at them

[gloomy tartan]

Oh

I mark them

[waxen sleet]

Discord, sometimes Darktide

[dire kayak]

i want the inquisitorial agents kill team so badly

[gloomy tartan]

Constantly mark everything

So no issue for me

[drowsy lynx]

yep pinging them helps but it's still orange /yellow behind a fire which isn't easy to see

[gloomy tartan]

Hard to miss glowing yellow

[waxen sleet]

Fair enough. Sometimes misclick and drop a way point instead

[gloomy tartan]

I spam marking

So I say I need ammo a lot on accident

But I’ll make damn sure you all realize a flamers about to fuck your shit

Or a gunner

You’ll know death approaches at the least

[drowsy lynx]

if you ping spam and it triggers a voice line instead it should just use the last one you chose, I spam "for the emperor" instead

[gloomy tartan]

Just kill what I mark

[waxen sleet]

That, that happens alot too

[gloomy tartan]

Duh

[gloomy tartan]

Yeah it is what it is I need to mark stuff

A good team follows the marked enemies to kill

[waxen sleet]

Im about to go an Expedition... bc i need to suffer

[gloomy tartan]

Like cats

Or dogs

Or dolphins

What else

Birds those kill stuff for us

I bet a horse would kill someone for humans

[waxen sleet]

Horses eat meat if hungry enough...

[gloomy tartan]

Wanna hear something fucked up

Dears often are the first to scavenge corpses

[simple cliff]

DEER

[gloomy tartan]

The precious minerals in the meat are hard to obtain

So they show up take some nibbles and bounce before predators arrive

[simple cliff]

YOU FUCKER. YOU FOOL. YOU INSPEIDID BASTARD! YOU HAVE COMMITTED MINOR SPELLING MISTAKE!

[waxen sleet]

It craves the mineral

[gloomy tartan]

Yeah

[simple cliff]

I CURSE YOU! I CURSE YOU WITH BALLS-FALLS-OFF DISIEASE!

[gloomy tartan]

So if you die in the woods

Deer will nibble you first

Before the wolves and bears etc

[simple cliff]

They like to eat your hair I hear.

[gloomy tartan]

If given the chance

[gloomy tartan]

What the actual fuck

[waxen sleet]

Butterflies drink pools of blood

[dire kayak]

remember

[simple cliff]

Calcium or some shit.

[twin flower]

o deer

[gloomy tartan]

Cows eat baby birds

[dire kayak]

a pig will eat you first chance it gets

[gloomy tartan]

If you fall down

They think you prey

Hurt

Idk

I heard that too

I raised a bby pig tho

[twin flower]

did it look at you funny

[waxen sleet]

Imagine... a Vampire based off a butterfly instead of a bat or cat thematically

[gloomy tartan]

Mr tiny pig would of never betrayed me

[simple cliff]

Fun fact, pigs are designed to not actually know what their food is. They can tell if something is edidable and safe to eat and then decide purely based on that.

[gloomy tartan]

He was my son

[twin flower]

was?

[gloomy tartan]

I taught him to eat

[nocturne bloom]

My terraria itch is itching again

[twin flower]

did you eat him

[simple cliff]

There are some things that wired to their brains to never eat.

[gloomy tartan]

Yeah he was given to a pig woman

She had pet pigs

[sly quest]

WHAT

[gloomy tartan]

She raised him there

[waxen sleet]

They make a lotion for that i hear

[gloomy tartan]

He big and fat

Last I saw of him

It was heartbreaking

My besti got a baby pig

Messaged me on some bullshit

CAN YIU WATCH HIMMM

Like I have dogs bitch

[nocturne bloom]

Zoologist + lotion?

[gloomy tartan]

Wdy mean w

Where did you get a piglet

[delicate vapor]

get to playing

[gloomy tartan]

But of course I have to be the one who helps

[twin flower]

afaik it started from this one vid of a cow that ate a baby chick

[gloomy tartan]

AND OF COURSE HE WASNT WEANED yet

[south valve]

Good sticker

[gloomy tartan]

So I had a piglet who still wanted his mom pigs tit

[gloomy tartan]

Yet he had no mom pig

He just had me

[gloomy tartan]

And he was all scared

[waxen sleet]

Is that Astolfo licking a melon?

[twin flower]

i can hear it in her voice lmao

[gloomy tartan]

But I relaxed him with baby noises

[gloomy tartan]

I let that piglet sleep in my bed and raised him as my son

[nocturne bloom]

Incorrect sticker context. She's not saying no

[gloomy tartan]

I got him to eat the pig food some pellets with water

[twin flower]

nodding sideways

[gloomy tartan]

So he wouldn’t starve

Eventually my besti took the piglet back

[gloomy tartan]

She had him when she went to petco and she met some lady who raised pigs and she gave the piglet to him

I never got to say goodbye to my pig son

I bonded with that pig man he slept on my bare chest

Pushed me over in bed with his nose to wake me up for stuff

I’m basically a heartbroken father

[dire kayak]

do i get persona 3 reload or get an inquisitorial kill team

[gloomy tartan]

My estranged not wife gave my pig son away to a better home

I learned all his specific oinks

I atleast got a update photo of him grown and fat so like

He has a good life

Idk how long pigs live

[nocturne bloom]

I buried one of my rescue cats last weekend

[sly quest]

COWS WOULD NEVER DO THAT

[true widget]

-# kill team..

[gloomy tartan]

Sorrys yo

[sly quest]

Have you guys

[gloomy tartan]

Feels

[sly quest]

Seen those super fluffy cows before

[twin flower]

well uhh, apparently they have

oh

uhh highlander cows?

covered in fur?

yeah

[sly quest]

They always have long lashes n pretty bangs oh my god they are so adorable:((((

[lethal solstice]

p4 golden

[sly quest]

YES

[gloomy tartan]

You crave the natural lashes and bangs they have

[sly quest]

THEY ARE SO ADORABLE WTH

[sly quest]

I am bald.

[gloomy tartan]

They were blessed

[dire kayak]

the inquisitorial kill team is a little different from darktide strike teams

[gloomy tartan]

You can have bangs and long lashes and be bald

[twin flower]

[dire kayak]

3 zealots, 1 psyker, 1 gunservitor

[simple cliff]

Yeah, we're better.

[gloomy tartan]

You can do that

[dire kayak]

hrmmm admech tomorrow?

[twin flower]

[gloomy tartan]

Is admech like ogryn

Where we won’t see titty version

[twin flower]

wuh

[tight pine]

They have things, we crave those things… but we have ogryn… ogryn funny

[gloomy tartan]

No female ogryn

[gloomy tartan]

Will admech also be no gender

[twin flower]

we dont know what type of admech yet i guess

[gloomy tartan]

Is that more scientific accurate

Do you understand now

[twin flower]

hoping for rustalkers 🙏

[gloomy tartan]

Was Tittys not clear

You want Rusty clankers ?

[twin flower]

noice

[gloomy tartan]

What even is that lol

[delicate vapor]

burnice

[dire kayak]

me too they look so cool

[tight pine]

Skorpius Disintegrator when?

[gloomy tartan]

Looks like rave under a overpass

[twin flower]

the hell is that

[midnight falcon]

Janitorial servitor

[tight pine]

A thing, looks like a tank… but it hovers

Its admech, they have weird things

[dire kayak]

me

[gloomy tartan]

What if new class is just a ammo servitor

[twin flower]

time to clean up tertium

[gloomy tartan]

Just Carey’s supplies

[twin flower]

whos Carey

[simple cliff]

The game just made madder then it has in a fucking while.

[gloomy tartan]

I had salt on my hand

I miss typed

I eating chimp

[midnight falcon]

Warhammer 40k: Power Washing sim

[gloomy tartan]

Chips*

[simple cliff]

Because I was teh last left one alive, I see netter, I prepare for netter. Netter comes around corner. I hit netter. I stagger netter. Net goes off anyway. THE NETTER WAS FUCKING ON THE GROUND GETTING UP WHEN THE NET SHOT OUT!

[twin flower]

The Adeptus Sanitorium are coming

[gloomy tartan]

What if the new enemy type is just a monkey who throws poop at you

💩 🐒

[twin flower]

well

[simple cliff]

I kind of wishtrappers were just not a thing. We have mutants and dogs, do we really need a enemy that relies on sound ques that often don't work and can outright cheat by shooting through obstacles and masses of enemies?

[tight pine]

Nurgle will fear them

[twin flower]

the poop would be on theme i guess lmao

cursed nurgle droppings

[twin flower]

real de sanitize the whole hive

[midnight falcon]

Tox bombers throwing canned febreeze farts

[simple cliff]

NO NEW ENEMIES! I DO NOT TRUST THEM!

They gave us fucking plasma gunners which are god-awful.

[tight pine]

The cans are heads too… so it’s technically horrid breath

[midnight falcon]

Gamer breath nades

[delicate vapor]

[simple cliff]

"You know what you guys need? Basically a mauler but with a plasma gun instead that can shoot through other enemies and arrives in packs. Yeah..." BRother we already have the sniper.

At least the sniper fucking warns you. If there is a horde of fuck between you and a plasma gunner, you don't get to see that flash.

[pure quail]

• my Zealot

[twin flower]

nurgles bath water

[gloomy tartan]

I have long eye lashes naturally

[tight pine]

They should just… randomly blow up when they shoot

[gloomy tartan]

My lady friends get jealous

[midnight falcon]

Bruh

[gloomy tartan]

I got some bitching eyebrows and long eyelashes

[midnight falcon]

The nurgle gamer girl tub water bombs

[sly quest]

Your zealot has some hair

[twin flower]

i see people still remember that lmao

[pure quail]

you called him bald last night

[simple cliff]

Why are they so fucking tanky? They appear in bigger groups then gunnners, often 4-6 yet instead of being a longer ranged shotgunner they're a fucking mauler with a ranged weapon. WTF. Did the dev's get pissed that vets were killing all their ranged enemies too easily or something?

[tight pine]

Playable ork stompa when?

[gloomy tartan]

Anyone wanna group for some bullshit

[simple cliff]

The fact that a 40k mech game in the style of mech warriors does not exist is a massive fucking L for Games Workshop.

[sly quest]

And you just believe whatever I say?

[simple cliff]

There is that imperial knight game but it's meh from what I heard.

[true widget]

finally going home

I get to play darktide

[gloomy tartan]

Witches allways be lying

[pure quail]

I barely listen to what you say

[gloomy tartan]

Can’t trust no witch

[pure quail]

hell yeah

[midnight falcon]

Real talk, 40k would reach a much larger audience if they released a battlefield styled game

[pure quail]

tide the darkness

kill the heretics

blood for the emperor

skulls for the golden throne!

[true widget]

for the lex atoma

!!

[pure quail]

battlefield 40k would go hard

[pure quail]

both

both sound good

[tight pine]

Yes
Would love to dropkick a fortress wall as a “subtle” entry

[true widget]

I need to get better with psyker

[delicate vapor]

[gloomy tartan]

I guess I’ll do the event missions some more with randoms

Need to finish da event

[midnight falcon]

I pray for your mental health

[true widget]

just figured out last night that im not good enough with psyker for damnation which was really heartbreaking cause I can do damnatjon no sweat with every other class

[pure quail]

just murderise, blow up peoples brains, ez

[formal mortar]

Event missions are pretty easy

[gloomy tartan]

Yeah on 2nd thought let me take a smoke first

[formal mortar]

Fun part is the horde of ragers

[true widget]

damnation is like my sweet spot

[sly quest]

It wouldve reached more w a good storygame.

[gloomy tartan]

When you play with humans who think

[gloomy tartan]

That’s the real test lmao

[formal mortar]

I played with randoms in auric

[gloomy tartan]

Which teammates lock in and which run and die. lol

You have to shoot those fucking ragers before they close in

[pure quail]

there's lots of those

[gloomy tartan]

Flank your ass

[true widget]

I have a clip of me playing the event for yhe first time and there was so many scab ragers

[formal mortar]

I melee them

[gloomy tartan]

Oh fuck that I’m on heresy lol

[true widget]

worst part was I forgot to switch to krak grenades

[gloomy tartan]

lol

[pure quail]

who up kraking they grenades

[simple cliff]

Gamesa Workshop is really weird. THey want their lines to become mainstream but gatekeep it as much as possible.

1. All the tv shows and media are gatekept behind their own shitty service.
2. There are very few non-rts games they release and the ones that do release are often in semi-niche genres with some exceptions such as Space Marine.
3. Absurd prices for models limits who can actually do the hobby.
4. Even more absurd prices for people that don't know or want to paint, pre-painted models are rare and ungodly overpriced.
5. Some of the worst fan feedback of all time.

[twin flower]

smoke nades superior choice

[gloomy tartan]

Hey guys

[true widget]

who up doing WHAT to their grenades?!?!?!?!!!

[tight pine]

Shakespeare?
Is that ye?

[gloomy tartan]

What does frak mean

[formal mortar]

I aint gonna read all that

[pure quail]

you heard me

[gloomy tartan]

Is frak just fuck in Warhammer

[pure quail]

yes

[true widget]

true

[twin flower]

i thought it'd be Kark

[true widget]

for the fragging throne

[twin flower]

Youre a Cadian you should know the lingo!

[midnight falcon]

A 40k game in the style of a crime solving game kinda like LA Noire might go hard

[gloomy tartan]

But there’s kark grenades

[twin flower]

Thats Krak nades

[gloomy tartan]

Oh

[twin flower]

Like the gun?

[gloomy tartan]

Right

Ya

[dire kayak]

if there was a service that had the same quality and was just as convenient and streamlined as GW id switch in a heartbeat

[gloomy tartan]

My chainsword says FRAK THIS

[tight pine]

YOU GOTTA BE ZOGGIN KIDDIN ME! Just spilled mah recaf on morrow… things are gonna go real bad

[dire kayak]

any other miniature service available just isnt as convenient as GW

[gloomy tartan]

It says it under the teeth I painted on it

[twin flower]

An analog horror with a Nightlord on the planet and youre playing as a guardsman

[true widget]

frak

[gloomy tartan]

It has teeth painted on it and a tally for kills on one side

[dire kayak]

i can buy a mini and its guaranteed to get it the same day or in 3 days, which is more than i can say for other companies

[gloomy tartan]

The other side says FRAK THIS!

[pure quail]

and they hate fan works for the IP

[gloomy tartan]

So my Chainsword says FUCK THIS under the chainsaw part?

[true widget]

didn't gw used to give their ip to literally anyone back then

[simple cliff]

If I put hte whole list in here it'd be spam.

[true widget]

or was that a different thing

[gloomy tartan]

Frak off

[twin flower]

i think they just sold it to people that wanted it

theyre just a lot stricter now

since you know

they got a brand to protect or whatever the hell

[midnight falcon]

Either this or you’re racing against the clock to uncover a suspected genestealer cult

[true widget]

I guess

[simple cliff]

It still rev's, you hear it. The difference is a normal swing you're using it like a sword and the special is you holding it against the enemy.

[gloomy tartan]

I know how to use a chainsword lol

[twin flower]

id play that

[gloomy tartan]

It’s just funny it says fuck this on the handle

[tight pine]

Or necrons…

[gloomy tartan]

But instead it says FRAK

I love my Chainsword

It’s called CADIAS TEETH

I painted sharp teeth on it so it cuts BETTER

[true widget]

does anyone else think that the space marine 2 models look a little strange

[worn quail]

What's the difference between frag and kark

Or what is supposed to be "fuck"

Or are they both the same

[tight pine]

They got taken by abaddon

[true widget]

is it frak? I thought it was frag

[gloomy tartan]

Good question

[worn quail]

frag* mb

[twin flower]

well it is Saber we're talking about

[formal mortar]

Frak is what you do to destroy the environment

[twin flower]

apparently its been said they dont know shit about 40k

[sly quest]

Please get a job at fatshark oh my god you’re a genius.

[gloomy tartan]

No I painted sharp teeth on my Chainsword stupid

[formal mortar]

Kark is a universal swear

[true widget]

specifically the actually space marines themselves

[true widget]

I feel like they're too,,.. skinny idk

[gloomy tartan]

Reading too deep into it lol

[tight pine]

WE NEED MORE PALDRONS!

[true widget]

I dont like the way the primaris helmets look in space marine 2 either

[sly quest]

I mean… do you think they eat at all?

[true widget]

shrugs

[gloomy tartan]

Wait so wtf does Frak and kark mean

[twin flower]

lotta people dont like the primaris helmets in sm2

[simple cliff]

ALSO, GW taking the 'entry book series, the Horus Hersey and shilling it out to so many writers who don't talke to each other it became a convoluted self-contradicting mess.

[twin flower]

and the fact that thye keep adding armor cosmetics that you normally wouldnt see on a Primaris as well

[true widget]

which is weird cause I used to think that I just hated primaris helmets in general and then I saw them in other medias soo,,,

[delicate vapor]

need that iron halo for my captain in sm2..

[true widget]

im like wow it looks so much better here

[formal mortar]

Imagine wearing a helmet, might as well die

[tight pine]

Pauldrons? Is that how you spell it?

[true widget]

ya

[gloomy tartan]

I think idk

[delicate vapor]

named helmet marine still dies in the story 💀

[twin flower]

[true widget]

pauldrons

[delicate vapor]

yes

[formal mortar]

Not in boltgun

[twin flower]

Give me Saturnine level Pauldrons

[delicate vapor]

[tight pine]

Titan pauldrons when?

[delicate vapor]

mod the game but itll look odd and unpolished

[obsidian wren]

A host randomly woke up and killed me, none of us ever touched it and it just killed me

[dire kayak]

i hope if vulkan returns we get 40k saturnines

[obsidian wren]

Kill fs

[dire kayak]

theyre so cool and i hate how theyre restricted to horus heresy

[formal mortar]

Should have killed it instead

[twin flower]

hell yeah

[tight pine]

He’s prolly farming n stuff like thanos did… for sanity’s sake

[formal mortar]

Dodge them swings like goku

[obsidian wren]

The rest of the team was DOWN you moron

[twin flower]

thinking about it

Salamanders should still have it

[formal mortar]

I solo hosts

Moron

[obsidian wren]

I dont spend all my time on this game mb

[twin flower]

wuz happening

[formal mortar]

Me either

[tight pine]

-# the blood ravens totally stole them all, and forgot them

[twin flower]

[twin flower]

filthy magpies

[carmine steppe]

Vulkan returns and brings the silliest dark age technology back 😭

[formal mortar]

I only really play when an event runs

[obsidian wren]

Im kissing you

Sid

[true widget]

I love blood ravens

[formal mortar]

You can kiss my head

[obsidian wren]

No

[formal mortar]

Its bald for a reason

[obsidian wren]

[tight pine]

You love thieves?

[formal mortar]

My lips are for my latina gf

[true widget]

I am a thief

muahahaha

[tight pine]

[formal mortar]

My break is over

[dire kayak]

🗞️

[formal mortar]

If I put the alarm on the outside of my house you can't spawn

[twin flower]

[delicate vapor]

i drink pizza i eat soda

[dire kayak]

steam controller in 3 days

[pure quail]

grok is this real? 🐀

[delicate vapor]

yummy

[delicate vapor]

[tight pine]

no

-# grot

[dire kayak]

i wouldnt be surprised if grok exclaimed itself as the omnissiah

[crystal osprey]

gooer the relicswordmaxxer

[ripe tangle]

[crystal osprey]

hi

[ripe tangle]

buenas

[sly quest]

Grok change their clothes into a maid outfit

[pure quail]

cheesed to meet you

[pure quail]

huh

[obsidian wren]

Im your latina gf now

[pure quail]

huh

[obsidian wren]

[midnight falcon]

The goth latinas claim another

[obsidian wren]

Im a man gg

[delicate vapor]

donut

[simple cliff]

Uses ogyrn taugnt to lure ALL the enemies away from objective.
I say it in chat and in voice that I am doing this to lure them away.
then the idiot teammates follow me to kill the bosses.

Bosses respawn.

Death.

[pure quail]

@jaunty path

[simple cliff]

WTF is with auric players. Why are they so good at killing enmies but absolute dogshit at everything else.

[crystal osprey]

lowk is nurgle even that bad

[lethal solstice]

Yeah

[sly quest]

What?

Huh?

Uh?

[pure quail]

huh?

[sly quest]

What?

Mom?

[obsidian wren]

Kill, they speak heresy

[pure quail]

I ain't yo mom

[sly quest]

Huh?

[jaunty path]

Objectives no fun

[crystal osprey]

the beasts of nurgle r kinda cute

[jaunty path]

killing things good

[simple cliff]

Seriously, I see that so fucking often. Auric players are great, they clear enemies, they move forward. Then the moment an objective is in ront of them they forget they need to do something else.

[jaunty path]

Because people play this game to kill shit

[crystal osprey]

what boss is respawning faster than you can complete the obj

[sly quest]

https://youtu.be/B8dbr47mO_I?si=22o2MqNDlQ8Opglh

[lethal solstice]

Mortis

[jaunty path]

not to do boring bring this to that spot or do x puzzle

[simple cliff]

All of them? They repsawn in less then a minute on mortis.

No other mode has respawning bosses as far as I know.

[crystal osprey]

what is mortis

oh

ok that explains it

[marsh iris]

time for some instant coffee

[pure quail]

I agree

[crystal osprey]

no i thought you meant a normal mission and another monstrosity came in

like hey i killed those two chaos spawns and then 13 beasts of nurgle jumped me

its actually so funny when theres like, twins and 2 monstrosities on screen

like ok thanks game

[marsh iris]

maybe a game of mordhau

[delicate vapor]

domer

[marsh iris]

domer kebabe

[delicate vapor]

[crystal osprey]

12 players btw

[delicate vapor]

hogwarts legacy free on epic games

[marsh iris]

uh now?

[crystal osprey]

can we force the world population to play mordhau

[crystal osprey]

bro probably

[marsh iris]

it was 2 full servers last night

[marsh iris]

i wish

[crystal osprey]

TWO entire servers

TWOOOOOO

i wish the game was like

not dead

[dire kayak]

whats mordhau?

[crystal osprey]

medieval slasher

the best one imo

[dire kayak]

i sea

[crystal osprey]

but mishandled by devs and elitist community

so it died

crush was too busy consuming hard drugs to balance the game

[marsh iris]

yea 64p server and 48p server

[dire kayak]

should i play darktide or helldivers

i just unlocked the breakthrough and love it but quite hard to keep alive when melee attacks are your only option

[marsh iris]

mordhau is still fun even though i suck at the game with 250ms ping

[tired steeple]

Helldivers is kinda shit now ngl

[tropic grove]

the biggest accomplishment one can get is the ogryn praising ur skill to kill stuff in a match

[south jetty]

That's not an ogryn. That's a daemon. Ogryn don't talk. Don't listen!

[twin flower]

favourite weapon?

[crystal osprey]

son

what is the breakthrough.

[dire kayak]

one of the new two exosuits

ballistic shield and flak cannon

[crystal osprey]

oh THAT bullshit

aint that the one with anti tank pen

[marsh iris]

uhh lots of 2handeds, mostly greatsword maybe

[ripe tangle]

how arrgh yew?

eye am in the gewd mewd

[marsh iris]

sometimes i hide behind frontliners with my long spear and poke stuff

cant parry much with 250ms

[delicate vapor]

[twin flower]

heh ye i was doing this too when i join US servers lmao

i like the Bardiche alot, i slap ass with that

[dire kayak]

i love it

[marsh iris]

we need the reach bro 😭

[jaunty path]

Hi lucia

[pure quail]

ur mum free on epic games

gottem

[delicate vapor]

[ripe tangle]

buenas amiga

[pure quail]

you heard me

[delicate vapor]

You will be skinned alive

with a butter knife

[pure quail]

do not I need my skin

[delicate vapor]

[waxen sleet]

Reach... never forget

[marsh iris]

im reaching

[visual vortex]

He's reaching

[marsh iris]

✋ 🤚

[crystal osprey]

why do they call it heavy stubber

doesnt look that heavy

[visual vortex]

It's the twin-linked

[marsh iris]

twink-linked stubber

[visual vortex]

i found a problem with the discord

twin-linked called heavy stubber

negative review

[marsh iris]

literally unplayable

but fr though it looked like a triple barreled gun

[wild vector]

Damn

Boosting doesnt give me image perms

Was worth a shot

[delicate vapor]

[jaunty path]

Did you really think that

[tropic grove]

man, scum melee is so fun lmao

[wild vector]

No

[tropic grove]

im deleting entire hordes with the shanks

[wild vector]

I just wanted people to react

So I can have a conversation

[tropic grove]

starved out of social interaction ahh

[wild vector]

Yes

I take my Real life anger out on Darktide's Enemies.

Wow

Finally the shop has outfits worth Buying

So I can reenact Schindler's List-

I mean

[dire kayak]

let me go i need to hate

[wild vector]

Funny enough

I dont actually hate people

Some customers just drive me Mad.

[dire kayak]

thats so real

[twin flower]

tried the polehammer? has noice reach

[marsh iris]

i just unlocked it last night

head delete

[twin flower]

noice, bonk people from a distance

[marsh iris]

toingggg

[twin flower]

the head 'shots' do feel nice with blunt weapons lmao

[marsh iris]

lmao yeah i like the sound

[wild vector]

https://tenor.com/view/chivalry-2-brawl-punch-kick-gif-1196868602052276788

[delicate vapor]

[dire kayak]

[marsh iris]

chiv 2 still have bigger player base but mordhau got the charm

[twin flower]

best cat

[wild vector]

[delicate vapor]

[wild vector]

Both better than for honor

[marsh iris]

felinid

[twin flower]

i never tried either of the chiv games, i was in Mordhau by the time medieval slashers was sorta popping

[wild vector]

[hearty basin]

Warhammer 40,000: Darktide

[marsh iris]

for honor was my first medival slasher i think, kind of cool but the "lock-on" based combat and your reaction skill needs to be up there

[twin flower]

They got a nice combat system i think but the pvp was sorta uhh

abusive?

just light spam to win

dis cos tang

[ancient violet]

Story about John Darktide collecting the 40000 Warhammers

[marsh iris]

you cant be as indiscrimate compared to mordhau or chiv

[delicate vapor]

manhwa

[marsh iris]

just wild swinging in those

[woven sigil]

Evening nerds. Just dropping by to bless you with a fuckin nostalgia trip tune https://youtu.be/Ajj4K-q_piA

[gloomy tartan]

Are you a ghost type because your cold bitch

[woven sigil]

Of sorts. Yes.

[twin flower]

ahh yeah, the non stop swing learning curve

[jaunty path]

Korean graphic novels?

[dire kayak]

ice cream so good

[twin flower]

rocky road?

[delicate vapor]

i dink so

[modest flume]

Your face is good

@dire kayak speaking of good, do you want to play? I expect to be carried as always, of course

[dire kayak]

hmmm

i can play in a few minutes

[astral basin]

We call this a ram shortage (rhymes with grug)

[modest flume]

We call this an AI bubble (rhymes with grug)

[visual vortex]

We call this a needle

(Rhymes with grug)

Holy fuck Morrow is on tree level

[hidden whale]

you guys ever get a rejection email timed so you know you were never even a consideration

[visual vortex]

HACKED COMMS PLEASE 🙏

[visual vortex]

i never even got a response back lmao

[hidden whale]

I had a phone call with a nontechnical recruiter like... yesterda. and somehow the position is already filled by today

idk why they even bothered calling me

[hidden whale]

yeah thats most of the time

[visual vortex]

i got hacked comms

🤤

[astral basin]

Companies are required to fund for the illusion of a public and available job market
They will still put ads out even if they fully intend to walk someone in on a private level
Federal law or something

[modest flume]

I'll hack your comms

[visual vortex]

arent you supposed to be playing with someone?

[hidden whale]

what a terrible illusion

id rather it just be fully enforced or not an illusion at all

why pretend and waste so much time...

[dire kayak]

i be on darktide now

[modest flume]

Updating, gimme like 2 mins

[delicate vapor]

friday

what a week

[astral basin]

Eh

Still thursday

My second weekend day

Imma shower

Put some stuffed jalepenos in the microwave

And drink rum

[delicate vapor]

yurm

[astral basin]

.…i should wash my bowls

Oh well

[visual vortex]

nurgle's chosen

[hidden whale]

gimme one

:>

[astral basin]

Theres only 2

Theyre a little big

[hidden whale]

gimme a bite

:>

[astral basin]

Ill bite you

[wide seal]

Malesrorm auric is no joke

[hidden whale]

hot

I mean

oh no

[midnight falcon]

[visual vortex]

It gets easy

[woven sigil]

Depends entirely on your team comp

[visual vortex]

Yeah you could get me on the team

The best player

[woven sigil]

4 competant players, it can feel like Malice, if your teammates are dead all the time it can be decently challenging

[wet swift]

The new event is awesome but the lights out modifier is annoying, especially when you think there's like 5-6 ragers but there's actually 20

Especially the armored ones that have no green lights

[woven sigil]

Lights out has always been spectacularly awful to be fair

[fiery wave]

I mean, just know that event lights out doesn't lower spawn counts to any reasonable degree and 50 ragers at once is possible even in heresy.

[delicate vapor]

[somber stream]

Fuck it’s still only friday

Fryy daayy

[compact rune]

Alright who the fuck is the emporer genuine question

[fiery wave]

The corpse on the golden loo.

[dire kayak]

@tawdry edge you explain

[midnight falcon]

Original creator of the world renowned doner kebab

[visual vortex]

It thursday here

[somber stream]

Hi fish

[visual vortex]

Hi licht

[somber stream]

Oh right

[jaunty path]

emperor of the imperium

[somber stream]

Happy womb liberation day Missus!

[visual vortex]

What

[tawdry edge]

There is (probably retconned) lore snippet that the Emperor was a mix of multiple powerful psykers/shamans who fused together

[jaunty path]

YEAAAAAHHHH

[tawdry edge]

But the Emperor's origin story is meant to be secretive

He erased all of his past from history and only 2 people knew of it

Himself and Malcador

[visual vortex]

And me

[tawdry edge]

Both are dead, so we can't know for sure

The only shit we know of is visions he showed one of his trusted Custodes

Ra and Valdor

But those were like, 3 visions

[stark bobcat]

I mean

I know but I won't share

[tawdry edge]

Valdor is currently MIA and Ra died

[jaunty path]

👁️

[somber stream]

Ngl best you can do for the guy is send him a youtube video

[jaunty path]

What do you know ainz.

[stark bobcat]

Those who nose

[visual vortex]

WE are gatekeeping the emperor's past

[jaunty path]

At some point the emperor was a woman

just so you know

[somber stream]

Considering it’s a new guy to the game, prob won’t know 90% of what you just said

[tawdry edge]

Yeah true

[jaunty path]

the custodes are basically space marines but 10x more powerful or smth

custodians

[tawdry edge]

Basically: we don't know. All possible actual explanations of his existence were expunged from existence by the Emperor himself

[jaunty path]

i remember reading theyre space marines to space marines.

[somber stream]

Banana guard

[visual vortex]

I liked when

[jaunty path]

This^

bananna guard

[visual vortex]

The ogryn hit one with a table

[midnight falcon]

The pure irony of a dude who is a staunch atheist becoming a god through constant worship after he specifically told everyone around him to not do that

[visual vortex]

I KNOW that custodes' ego was scarred from that

[delicate vapor]

[dire kayak]

i mean tbh if humanity has to worship something, the emperor is better than any of the other options

[visual vortex]

Are you saying that im not an option

Im offended

[midnight falcon]

I know I’m gonna draw a lot of ire

But I mean the Tau really aren’t that bad

With humanity believing in the greater good so much it actually manifests as a living being

[echo sonnet]

What is with people not picking up craftting maps and opening chests to look for team resources?

[visual vortex]

I dont like them because they are so different from the setting

[echo sonnet]

I STG its a dice roll with low true level auric players that they won't pick shit up and then I end up out of coherency looking for and finding crafting mats, health packs and ammo packs. With a horde on my ass.

[visual vortex]

That's me

Killing floor taught me to do that

I NEED to look everywhere for a snowglobe

[midnight falcon]

I mean it’s universally agreed upon, pub players are dumb.

[fiery wave]

Cos not everyone goes loot gremlin.

[midnight falcon]

This applies across MAAAANY games

[fiery wave]

And some expect a loot gremlin to do it anyway.

[visual vortex]

Tf2 f2p players when it comes to making the sickest save imaginable or being an incomprehensible fucking dumbass:

[fiery wave]

Could even be both.

[visual vortex]

Once a month they take on 5 heavies and stop an uber pub push at once

The next they dont know how to place a sentry

Or that you need ammo to shoot a gun

[jaunty path]

theyre not dumb theyre new

[visual vortex]

🫩

[echo sonnet]

Don't look at me the next time you need heals and nobody went looking for a health pack.

[visual vortex]

If you lnow how to make a steam account

Download a game

Press play

Then i expect you to know what a wall is

And not run into it

[jaunty path]

it could be their first game!

[visual vortex]

The game starts post birth

And they are LOSING

[jaunty path]

be nice!!!!!!!

[visual vortex]

the only game i excuse slamming into a wall repeatedly for is a soulsborne

You never know

That wall

[delicate vapor]

darktide mod that tells you "this person just bought the game 15 minutes ago"

[modest flume]

KF

[visual vortex]

Might be a trick wall

[dapper jewel]

[visual vortex]

And you never kniw

[echo sonnet]

I need to save that burn.

[visual vortex]

That sometimes

There might

Just MIGHT

Be the little dev message rocks

In ds1 that say absolutely worthless tips

[hazy kestrel]

Amazing chest ahead.

[visual vortex]

"Are the trees moving?"

Yes thank you devs

[hazy kestrel]

Vietnam moment.

[visual vortex]

No

[hazy kestrel]

Yes

[visual vortex]

In darkroot garden

If you stand still for an hour

Back turned to a tree

[hazy kestrel]

Let me have my funny joke. >:(

[obsidian wren]

Me when im with my friend and see a torta sitting across the street from us

[visual vortex]

And then turn around rlly fast the tree moved

Thank you devs

[fiery wave]

Oh, I'm the one with the med kit and stim. I'm just saying most ppl don't care to loot. I even do dumb things in H40 to ensure we get both med kit and ammo crate even if it means backtracking into a horde.

[visual vortex]

Ammo crate

🤤

[modest flume]

AMBUSH BEHIND

[obsidian wren]

I used to be sped, but now i truly am enjoying plasma rifle

[hazy kestrel]

Try friendship

[visual vortex]

The sadness i got when i realized Gwynevre was an illusion by a femboy to make me do his shit was devastating

Once again a femboy tricks me into doing what he wants

[modest flume]

Try thrusting

[visual vortex]

No more i say

[midnight falcon]

Brother fell victim to the thigh highs

Smh

[visual vortex]

Im not that gay

[visual vortex]

Im gay for keanu reeves

But that's it

[midnight falcon]

Johnathan Wickman is valid

I’ll let it pass

[jaunty path]

return to reddit my child

or meet the belt

[visual vortex]

Ill take the belt

[jaunty path]

dude

like

is the ONLY reason keanu reeves is in cyberpunk 2077 because of reddit

why did he

[hazy kestrel]

Wake the fuck up, Samurai

[visual vortex]

I think they gave him a paycheck

[jaunty path]

get that fucking meme about him being """"nice""""

[hazy kestrel]

That’s all I remember

[midnight falcon]

I want you to stop for a second

And realize

In some horrible alternate dimension

[visual vortex]

I never liked johnny silverhand

[midnight falcon]

Elon Musk replaces Keanu as Johnny Silverhand

[fiery wave]

Mod him out then.

[visual vortex]

I like john wick

[jaunty path]

EW

SSTFU

[midnight falcon]

And you don’t have to live in that timeline

[visual vortex]

No

That means putting in effort

[jaunty path]

ILL OFF MYSELF IF ELON WAS EVER IN A VIDEO GAME

EW.

That guy is

raw

reddit energy

[visual vortex]

There was the nft bored ape show

Where he was a giant baby

You'd like that show

[jaunty path]

keanu isn't because he hated the attention he got

[midnight falcon]

More than that

Restaurants aswell

And a yacht club

[jaunty path]

accurate since hes an age regressor

[midnight falcon]

All of it crashed and burned

[visual vortex]

Missus give it time

The next generation will all be related ro him

He had like 50 kids

[jaunty path]

biblo baggins

[jaunty path]

one of which fucking hates him lmfao

[midnight falcon]

Imagine someone makes a mod that turns Rannick into Elon

[jaunty path]

I am so fucking sure all of those kids are from sleeping around

[visual vortex]

Cant imagine why

[jaunty path]

DESTROY.

[visual vortex]

I think it's because

Uhhh

Birthrate drop?

Idk

He told people to make kids and nobody did so i guess he did it idk

[jaunty path]

no im pretty sure this guy is a pervert

[visual vortex]

He has a funny chest

[jaunty path]

he asked a massageur to give him a handy

so yeah

[visual vortex]

It makes him look like a fish

[jaunty path]

pervert

[visual vortex]

He was one of the people to try to look under Ashley's skirt in re4 and get called a pervert by her

[jaunty path]

=oop

sorry misfo

it was a space x flight attendant

[midnight falcon]

Buddy built like a rhombus

[jaunty path]

and its an ""allegation""

you can look it up

[midnight falcon]

I was weak when I saw that

[visual vortex]

Lmao

I swear he looks like a fish out of water with that chest

Or a frog

[twin flower]

Elon?

[midnight falcon]

Yeah

That picture when he got outta the pool

[twin flower]

lmao

[midnight falcon]

And his chest was all fucking weird

[visual vortex]

Yeah

[midnight falcon]

Shit looked like those Lego people chests

[whole glade]

gulp

[hazy kestrel]

Lmao, this has me cackling

[visual vortex]

It's more like

When the old cartoon characters would pull their belly fat up

And it would give them a big chest and little lower halves

[midnight falcon]

Lmaaaao

That fucking Tom and Jerry thing

[visual vortex]

Yeah that

[midnight falcon]

They’d raise their gut up to look like they had a big upper chest

[visual vortex]

Elon goes by tom and jerry logic confirmed

[midnight falcon]

Holy shit

He kinda shaped like a despicable me character

[visual vortex]

True