general-chat

[hard gorge]

I had to re-explain 40k to a friend cause her boyfriend was fucking terrible at describing 40k

Yeah so these guys are like space vikings and are really cool
yeah these guys in blue are the best
oh yeah millions die a day except for space marines

[jaunty path]

I don't think they can ever be friends since ya know. Trazyn keeps a fuckin bunch of them in a tomb world like a fucking joytoy collection 💀

[waxen sleet]

Little German Boy meme: Nein the codex astartes is bullsheise insert Black Templar transformation

[hard gorge]

I AM GOING TO SIT YOU DOWN AND MAKE YOU UNDERSTAND THE RELATIONSHIPS BETWEEN THE PRIMARCHS AND THEIR LEGIONS

[jaunty path]

He has a helmet from almost every SM legion too

My guy could play warhammer at that rate

[stuck crescent]

I like the imperial fists, they're yellow

[waxen sleet]

More like Funko Pops I'd say...

[jaunty path]

Piss marines

[hard gorge]

NO LITTLE GERMAN BOY, DONT TOUCH THE BAD HAIRCUT SWORD MAN
"Oh mein gott..."

[stuck crescent]

Yellow best colour, so best marines

[jaunty path]

I mean by definition yes they're killer funko pops lol

[jaunty path]

Piss marines

[hard gorge]

Redditrazyn

[delicate vapor]

[waxen sleet]

So are Lamenters... or are they the Krieg equivelent of Astartes?

[pure quail]

what non-heretical conversation are we having today?

[stuck crescent]

And mustard, as we as bananas

[hard gorge]

Thanks for the [15 guardsmen regiments] kind inquisitor!

[jaunty path]

Im gonna shoot you

[stuck crescent]

No, the space sharks are more krieg coded

[vivid zinc]

I kind of want a funko pop bobblehead of a Death Guard complete with jiggly intestines hanging out of the armor so I can mount it on the dash of my car.

[waxen sleet]

Fair enough, I could see it.

What is more Cadian coded: Ultramarines or Black Templars?

[south valve]

Rubric marine one that leaks dust everywhere

[hard gorge]

Ultramarines

Black templars are just a different form of autistic

[south jetty]

So fucking bad, they should include this in their next batch of retcons so I never have to see it again

[vivid zinc]

If ur evil, fill it with glitter instead and give it to someone as a present

[stuck crescent]

Ultramarines,

But I think its an unfair comparison

[south jetty]

Sisters of Battle don't get enough good shit can we change this

[low blade]

Already done, hasnt been canon in like a decade at least

[hard gorge]

Ultramarines shout about Guilliman being back despite 80% of them not even meeting him before stasis like how 80% of cadians shout about cadia standing when they weren't even in the same sector

[south jetty]

THANK FUCK

[hard gorge]

Girlypop rubric marines would kick so much ass

Pink and gold and leopard print

[waxen sleet]

Both are oversaturated flagship de facto examples of Astartes... so I thought it was fair

[stuck crescent]

Cadians are hated just because they're overused

Ultramarines are hated because of soo many other things, as well as being overused

[south jetty]

"maybe butchering a bunch of women for their blood to be used like holy water for some dudes wasn't a great idea" no shit, I'm gonna take your job now

[hard gorge]

"Battle brother, do you like my high rise g-string?"

[waxen sleet]

An excellent point.

[vivid zinc]

Yeah not only was it a "lets do some weird ass chaos shit" thingy but it's the fucking Grey Knights...they're not supposed to need additional protection from corruption...being incorruptable is their entire deal lol.

[waxen sleet]

No, Girlypop Orks would... they would look like that one fem Gremlin from the second Gremlin's movie.

[hard gorge]

No one wouldve remembered the DoW campaign if it was ultramarines

[hard gorge]

Oh my GOD

[waxen sleet]

You're welcome

[south jetty]

if the next class is Admech do I make my cowboy Skitarius

[hard gorge]

But also their armor requires a thousand "good" people to br burned alive or some shit to infuse psychic wards into their armor

[stuck crescent]

Did anyone even really remember the original space marine?

[hard gorge]

Blood Ravens?

[stuck crescent]

No, the game space marine

Like SM2 is fairly liked

[south jetty]

blood skaven

[hard gorge]

Oh YEAH I remember that

[vivid zinc]

That's so dumb imo. Grey Knight lore is such a mess.

[hard gorge]

Titus and book nerd and all

And thousand sons and orkz

SPASH MARHENE!

[stuck crescent]

I can't remember anything outside book nerd

[hard gorge]

I remember CSM being a bitch to kill

Boltgun was pretty fun too tbh

That felt more space marine-y

Fluffwise

[stuck crescent]

Very fun boomer shooter

[vivid zinc]

It looked awesome for it's art style

[hard gorge]

People judt want representation of other lore, I suppose. Like sure, ultramarines are cool n all but why write so much about other chapters when you dont represent them in games or tabletop

Or like
Primaris marines just being space marine flavored eldar

They used to be the equivalent of a Swiss army knife, all around good at many things but not THE BEST

Eldar has tons of specialized units that kick ass in their respective role

Not to mentioned theyre trying to mothball the old firstborn marines

[stuck crescent]

I honestly just prefer guardsmen, not into "the heros" as much

[hard gorge]

I wish we saw guardsmen fight well though

That one krieg animation in the trenches was pretty good

[stuck crescent]

No, we don't need minis of every guardsmen...but maybe one or two would be nice

[hard gorge]

It would mean so much more if they used actual tactics but still had a hard time, theyd be much cooler

[pure quail]

I just want space skaven, man

[tawdry edge]

Thousand Sons is SM2

Sm1 is black legion

You dummy

[hard gorge]

Shush

[hard gorge]

Yeah theyre rhe imperium

[stuck crescent]

Its not happening, they're AOS now

[pure quail]

yes but the imperium aren't rats, they just act like them

[thick coyote]

Can't wait for the "Can you beat TWW40k with guardsmen only?" videos

[vivid zinc]

Skaven are just a dark reflection of mankind in Warhammer.

[pure quail]

but what if we just take the AOS stuff, and push it over there

and by over there I mean 40k

[hard gorge]

We got the reverse, sigmarines

GROUND MARINES

[stuck crescent]

I'm all for axing age of s*itmar, but do we really need another hoard faction

[vivid zinc]

40k would dominate AOS so hard.

[pure quail]

I don't care if we need it, I want it, that is enough reason if you ask me

[vivid zinc]

1 Marine would basically be worth an entire army

[hallow sage]

Judging by the quick search i did, you guys dont like Linux. However, im a masochist and your hate fuels me. That being said, Anyone having trouble getting the game working? Infinite black screen on launch.

[woven sigil]

Aye, there wouldnt even be a contest

The only faction that would put up a substantial fight would be Orkz. Because Orkz.

[stuck crescent]

Eh, end times stuff can back a punch

[vivid zinc]

Skaven in space would not work out very well imo

[stuck crescent]

But manfred would probably beans it, somehow

[pure quail]

they would work out fantastically, just have an entire planet of them

[stuck crescent]

I hate you soo much boring-von carstein

YOU KILLED MY FAVOURITE VAM-PIRATE

[waxen sleet]

I don't know much... but what about Nagash from WH Fantasy? How would he cope in 40k?

[waxen sleet]

It'd be dope af though

[vivid zinc]

Imperium would find them and virus bomb the planet lol. If they ever got into space they'd infight and blow up their own ships constantly.

The only way Skaven work in 40k is if they follow Nurgle and use warp magic to teleport around

[stuck crescent]

End times nagash pretty much became a god of death and killed Morr (the god of the dead)

[pure quail]

they invent actual nukes in the equivalent of the medieval times, I'm sure they could handle themselves in space

[waxen sleet]

As Beastmen Abhumans following Nurgle? i could see that

[vivid zinc]

The problem is they'd cannibalize themselves in space if confined to a ship of some kind. Or infight and blow up their own ships. It's not that Skaven can't do good, it's that they won't do good lol.

[keen vapor]

Skaven as just abhumans would be funny. Imagine some rat in a guardsmen uniform with a stim habit and a strange affinity for a native rock back home

[waxen sleet]

How funny would it if they spawned under Tertium in the Deep Hive? Vermintide X Darktide Crossover...

[somber stream]

There exist rat-like abhuman in the Imperium

Wait no nvm those are mutants

[stuck crescent]

Are beastmen still cannon? Or have they just gone the way of the sons of malice?

[true widget]

rraaaaaaaauuuuooooggh

[pure quail]

they managed to organise themselves well enough to bring about the end times didn't they? I mean obviously they would blow up a good chunk of their own fleet as well but they'd do that and be at least a minor threat

[pure quail]

I agree

[keen vapor]

Still cannon but GW mostly has them as chaos units

[graceful hamlet]

Tzangor are technically beastmen aren’t they?

[waxen sleet]

https://wh40k.lexicanum.com/wiki/Beastman

I think so?

[graceful hamlet]

Funny magic arrows that pierce power armor

[jaunty path]

@stark bobcat late but thanks for the bday

[vivid zinc]

The End Times were complex. It wasn't just Skaven. It was all sorts of stuff going on including ignoring the Skaven spreading like wildfire.

[keen vapor]

I would play a beastman though. Just to hear the absolute vile shit from the zealots

[woven sigil]

Happy womb eviction day, don't get too pissed!

[jaunty path]

Im 21 now. Yaaay

[jaunty path]

Lmfao

[stuck crescent]

I was just under the impression that they get treated like "the 5th chaos god" or the praetorians

Cannon, but GW doesn't talk about them

[jaunty path]

I was literally cut out of my mom so

[pure quail]

I'd say that's good enough reasoning, now let's add the Skaven to space

[waxen sleet]

Admech, Ratlings, Beastmen... so many fun class options.

[woven sigil]

Alright, well happy being-lifted-out-the-sunroof day then

[keen vapor]

More like 'these guys are chaos god cannon fodder' but there are some loyalist ones. I think one of our vets worked with some in fact!

[candid drift]

happy birthday :)

[vivid zinc]

Yeah happy bday!

[pure quail]

happy cake

[nocturne bloom]

This mf in the breakroom won't stop smacking his lips and im about to go psycho

[thick coyote]

Missus can finally drink legally (don't, alcohol is shit anyway) and vote or something idk

🗣️

[pure quail]

defenestration

[stuck crescent]

🎂 Pen blwydd hapus i ti 🎂

[vivid zinc]

He's trying to tell you something 😉

[stuck crescent]

I miss the praetorians....but their whole...everything, isn't the best

[vivid zinc]

Still can't believe I found a way to get 0 cooldown on my trap abilities in Diablo 4 lol

[bronze frost]

That’s a vague way to ask for a very complex thing. What distribution of Linux do you use?

[nocturne bloom]

People who rely on CD vs the paladin that kills everything by walking

[vivid zinc]

Meh, Barrage has no cooldown and makes everything frozen due to my insane cold buildup xD The traps are just to kill bosses

[fair bridge]

got a B on my last final

im a god

[pure quail]

Hi A God, I'm Aldeéra

[bronze frost]

Asian parents: not an A though -_-

[hallow sage]

I figured i'd be vague to fish for a response if i could.
Im on Popos.

[fair bridge]

hi!!!

[wintry fog]

Fr, paladin is basically an idle game

[pure quail]

Hiiiii!!

[hallow sage]

been looking on SteamDB, reddit, forums, etc.

[tawdry edge]

I'm sure you're a very open minded, rational individual

[pure quail]

Linux user detected

[fair bridge]

hello i am also on linux what is the problem

[hallow sage]

Infinite black screen on launch, game wont close unless proccess is killed

[bronze frost]

I don’t currently run Linux but have in the past. I am seeing archlinux may run it fine

[fair bridge]

some things first:

what distro are you using
what version of proton are you using
what are your launch options

also your hardware pls

[tawdry edge]

Always be wary of people who use soyjacks as pfp unironically and seem to be stuck in the "apache" joke for pronouns

[fair bridge]

and your credit card number

[tawdry edge]

Usually not good mannered people

[waxen sleet]

Might I suggest... buying a console?

[bronze frost]

@ me next time 💅

You don’t know me judge judy

[hallow sage]

Pop, just tried 7.0-6, now trying 6.0

[fair bridge]

try proton 11, just came out

[hallow sage]

no you may not.

[stuck crescent]

People still do that?

[fair bridge]

he won't last long here anyway, no point getting pressed about it tbh

[tawdry edge]

Look at the guys profile, lul

[nocturne bloom]

Paladin walking circles and killing everything with 3 aoe auras

[stuck crescent]

Knew a guy in uni like that, was a prig

[fair bridge]

usually old people or unattended teens

[tawdry edge]

Just saying, tho

Important to point it out before someone gets involved

[vivid zinc]

Yeah playing Barrage is like playing the piano lol

[bronze frost]

Looool yall are really projecting so hard

[tawdry edge]

A teen who still says that joke is surely from older times

[fair bridge]

just wait for him to say something stupid then report it, he'll be banned lol. mods don't really put up with that, you know that

[tawdry edge]

That's 2016 type joke

[tawdry edge]

[fair bridge]

that stuff is still in style in virgin communities

[south valve]

Tbf, most people who we think are concerning just stop talking the next day, so I don't think it's anything to worry about

[tawdry edge]

Fr? I thought they grew out of that

[bronze frost]

I’m married btw 💅

[pure quail]

Hi Married Btw, I'm Aldeéra

[tawdry edge]

I just like to point it out, still

[stuck crescent]

Hi married, I'm krieg hater

[bronze frost]

💅💅💅💅

[fair bridge]

"growth" and "incel" don't exactly mix

[bronze frost]

Stay mad I am here to play video game

[pure quail]

mans got a lot of nails to paint

[south valve]

Yeah, fair enough, I see what you mean

[vivid zinc]

The hell happened to chat? Jesus.

[nocturne bloom]

Do we have another GREY name situation?

[south valve]

Genestealer level arms

[bronze frost]

🥰😏😘

[patent grove]

ai confirmed

[stuck crescent]

Dunno, I miss when we're burying the krieg

[bronze frost]

Yall wish my ahh was Ai

[stuck crescent]

K

[tawdry edge]

true, forgot about that
Theres people still watching Ben Shapiro now that I think about it

[patent grove]

Aquaman sure is

[fair bridge]

that dude that was in those marvel movies that got cancelled for being a piece of shit is actually in one of those daily wire movies

it's so weird

[pure quail]

let's say, theoretically, that my wifes boyfriend, wants a new ps5. Should I, as my wifes husband, have to pay for that?

[fair bridge]

dude fell off hard

[waxen sleet]

... how arms does the emperor have?

[south valve]

2

[stuck crescent]

Who?

[waxen sleet]

I saw that edit!!!

[fair bridge]

kang

i forgot the actor's name

[patent grove]

Umm the black dude that beat up his gf

[south valve]

👀

[pure quail]

emperor more like aimperor

[fair bridge]

he was in creed 3

[south valve]

shhhh

[patent grove]

Ibforget his name

[tawdry edge]

I hate it how I can hear his voice in my head perfectly

[stuck crescent]

Oh, that guy

Lame

[pure quail]

it's the commas that do it

[fair bridge]

i can just barely remember the name

[tawdry edge]

Which one?

[waxen sleet]

This one right here Commissar!!

[bronze frost]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1174232947654676523/1486357757748838430/IMG_2509.gif

[fair bridge]

guy who played kang - he was also in creed 3

[tawdry edge]

Is it that one that was the antagonist for the Loki show?

[fair bridge]

yeah

[patent grove]

Jonathan Majors

[fair bridge]

yeah that's it

[tawdry edge]

Oh yeah that guy, thought u guys were talking about Jason Mamoa for a second despite him being in DC not Marvel

[fair bridge]

not a bad actor at all, just a piece of shit lol

[stuck crescent]

Daily wire is like the tory mirror, right?

[patent grove]

Yeah

Real prestige

[tawdry edge]

Should be a easy recast, just write as another variant taking over

[waxen sleet]

There was an antagonist in the Loki show?

[tawdry edge]

Yeah

[fair bridge]

i think they abandoned that completely

[pure quail]

who needs new wires every day though?

[tawdry edge]

The entire show sets it up

[fading otter]

There was a part in newest ant man where it showed like every variant of Kang and they were all Johnathan lmao

[pure quail]

what are they using so many wires for

[bronze frost]

The employment is palpable in this chat. 🙂

[waxen sleet]

I thought it was Loki flirting with Loki while dealing with Loki...

[fair bridge]

wasn't a great idea to begin with tbh

[tawdry edge]

Lmfao

[tawdry edge]

I liked the build up but yeah, actor being a pos means the project gets abandoned

Which sucks

[fair bridge]

no i mean like

continuing the marvel shit

[tawdry edge]

Oh

I mean

[vivid zinc]

Aren't you pleasant? Jesus

[tawdry edge]

Eh not really

The way they tried to which is what sucked

Not the concepts

Disney just tried to throw out quality and only focus in quantity

[ancient violet]

Just mindlessly consume 🤖

[fair bridge]

consoom

[tawdry edge]

Consoomer

[waxen sleet]

Cunsoomer

[nocturne bloom]

I got that Nolvus Collection working for skyrim. Added some of my own stuff to it and ended up around 4057 mods and 600GB

[vapid matrix]

hello

[pure quail]

not enough

[vivid zinc]

Nice!

[fair bridge]

the superhero media franchise poison is so potent that even the boys fell victim

was doomed to happen anyway with amazon producing it but still

[stuck crescent]

Hello, Homelander from the show "the boys"

[nocturne bloom]

Was extremely impressed with the performance

[fair bridge]

homelander showed up right as i brought up the boys

[waxen sleet]

Might I mention Invincible and tag it along with the problem?

[tawdry edge]

The Absolute series is goated

[vivid zinc]

With the improvements to CS it's wiiiild

[nocturne bloom]

Nah it doesnt even use CS

[ancient violet]

Marvel fans when the CGI hero beats the CGI villain in the CGI fight scene in a CGI backdrop:

👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

[south valve]

Ngl, I hate those soyjack faces

[vivid zinc]

ENB?

[south valve]

they're so ugly and I see them everywhere

[nocturne bloom]

Yea

CS is still a wip for it iirc

[hallow sage]

11 works. just changed all my graphics so its not a slide show any more. Woes of having a nearly 10 year old rig.
thank you btw, i wouldnt have thought to use a beta build because im The Big Dumb.

[tawdry edge]

I like Deadpool for taking a jab at that shit

[obtuse oak]

The ugliness is the point I believe

[vivid zinc]

Ahhh. I tend to stay away from ENB these days. CS, if you get the experimental build imo looks better than ENB.

[fair bridge]

np!!

[nocturne bloom]

Yea im aware but I dont want to break any patches for the list

[waxen sleet]

Took 3 different people to make Colossus... which is part of the joke

[south valve]

I know, but I just don't like it

call me a hater

[fair bridge]

hi a hater

[south valve]

and give me a number next to my name

[south valve]

Hi!

[vivid zinc]

Yeah, there's specific mods that really make CS pop well. Like True Light and all that stuff. Plus u gotta patch ur textures for PBR...it's a big process.

[lilac crag]

hello hater

[stuck crescent]

Did someone say hater?

[fair bridge]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EBvPmQ5N-I4

one minute in and this is the coolest fucking video i've ever seen

[south valve]

Crab eating onion ring is my favourite video

[fair bridge]

ur right

that is better

[stuck crescent]

Crabs are my favourite things in general

[waxen sleet]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/oBPhmzqM5JI

No, this is^

[stuck crescent]

Right up there with rocks

Love me rocks

[south valve]

Idk what I expected, but it wasn't that...

[vivid zinc]

Crabs are the ultimate form of evolution. It's why things keep evolving into crab-like creatures.

[waxen sleet]

And yes, it is the Supra video, again

[stuck crescent]

What's everyone's favourite rock?

Mines chalcanthite

[fair bridge]

chocolate

[south valve]

Dwayne sucks

[waxen sleet]

Garnet this week... bc Bloodstone is kinda of a dope name for a rock

[vivid zinc]

I mean it's got a shell, pincers, molts, can live under enormous atmospheric pressure...

Maybe one day we'll evolve into crabs too

[waxen sleet]

Is that before or after the mass production of Corpse Starch? Bc if after.. then it will taste better

[south valve]

I would be the best crab

[stuck crescent]

One of the few naturally occurring poisonous minerals in the world

[jaunty path]

@stuck crescent @pure quail @candid drift thank you :)

[stuck crescent]

Of course, its more often the product of run-off

[waxen sleet]

Isn't Malachite toxic when put in water?

[pure quail]

I have a present for you

catch

[jaunty path]

rock :D

[stuck crescent]

Yes

[pure quail]

rock :D

[stuck crescent]

Rock

[jaunty path]

i bought myself rum

[waxen sleet]

Rock

[pure quail]

:D

[amber delta]

Cock

[vivid zinc]

yay rum

[jaunty path]

it'll probably be okay at best

[stuck crescent]

What kind?

[jaunty path]

but yay

[south valve]

Ahoy

[jaunty path]

bacardi gold 200 ml

[pure quail]

Missus alcoholic

[stuck crescent]

Not good

[jaunty path]

🤷

thats why I bought a small bottle

[vivid zinc]

Well here's to your bday! cheers!

[stuck crescent]

Mix with coke, it'll be acceptable

[jaunty path]

it will go in ginger ale

[stuck crescent]

I'll ship some of my rum over

Let you taste the good stuff

[wild mango]

is there a way to change my characters appearance

[patent grove]

This is great

[vivid zinc]

cheap af gin for me but it doesn't have a pine taste sooo

[drowsy lynx]

Ask dukane to rearrange your face

[stuck crescent]

Ask there's a shop on the morning star

[south valve]

Ask ogryn for a handshake = free amputation

[pure quail]

good choice

[acoustic pebble]

Going to Oregon

Yey

[drowsy lynx]

Realistically there's a "barber chirugeon" on the Mourningstar, when you first load in it's to the left on the outside of the ring. Costs 50k for a full personality scourge but little changes cost less iirc

[patent grove]

Is gin supposed to taste like pine

[vivid zinc]

I gotta stop drinking though. I'd rather just smoke weed.

[drowsy lynx]

Near the ordo docket cosmetics shop

[stuck crescent]

It can

[jaunty path]

reaaaal

[stuck crescent]

My favourite is probably gunpowder or roku

[patent grove]

This is a solid idea

[wild mango]

found him thanks

[stuck crescent]

Beef eater 24 is pretty good too

[pure quail]

but gin is yumnby

[vivid zinc]

Cheaper n healthier. Plus I don't usually make an ass out of myself when I smoke weed lol.

[stuck crescent]

Don't like the bad smoke, stinks too much

[patent grove]

I dunno about cheaper

[vivid zinc]

For me, I can get dab cartridges for $30 and they'll last me a week or two even with heavy use.

[pure quail]

I bought a bottle of gin and a bottle of tonic water last year for like 25 bucks total and that's still going strong

[vivid zinc]

A 26 of gin will last me 2 days and I need mix with it. SO it's like 27+16.

[patent grove]

Mine last me a day 🥲

1gram

[vivid zinc]

Switch to dabs mate. Cheaper, healthier. I have 97% THC atm lol.

[stuck crescent]

Cocktail man, myself. Have soo many bottles of liquors,I barley use

[patent grove]

I'm talking about dabs 🙈

[jaunty path]

why are we talking about cocks

[stuck crescent]

negroni

[vivid zinc]

?

[patent grove]

I need to moderate better i guess

[jaunty path]

it helps to avoid buying it all together

drink water whenyou crave it

in fact

i Need some water

[patent grove]

Water doesn't alleviate my anxiety/ptsd, but i appreciate the point

[vivid zinc]

Definitely. 1 gram a day is WILD for dabs lol. Either that or ur not using cartridges. A bad dab rig can be really inefficient.

[patent grove]

I don't think the rig is very efficient, its just one of those puffco peaks

[vivid zinc]

I got myself a Kodo Pro. It's just this tiny little 400mAh battery that heats up the cartridge with the dabs in it. Very efficient and super cheap.

I think the Kodo Pro cost me...$15? Maybe $20

charges off of usb c too

I used to be in the gram a day habit with dabs too. Turns out it was cuz my rig sucked.

[limpid vigil]

You ever saw someone do something and thougt - God , their therapy bills must be insane?

This is what just happened to me after watching one person try to calculate if the fnaf pizzeria mall from sb is profitable

im only 15 minutes in

it's 1 hour and 21 minutes long

[south valve]

good GOD

[limpid vigil]

Also said pizzaplex is aparently around 1.6 milion square feet

in size

[hard gorge]

Pizzaplex I assume is just unprofitable right off the bat

[south valve]

Fnaf is like a different universe istg

[hard gorge]

I havent kept up woth FNAF lore since the VR games though

[south valve]

well, I guess it literally is

[limpid vigil]

dunno , as i said im only 16 minutes in

[south valve]

but you know

[hard gorge]

I once had a 12 year old call me a FNAF gatekeeper cause I said the series should've ended after pizzeria simulator

I called him a slur in return

[limpid vigil]

just hearing the numbers it seems plausible it is profitable

[limpid vigil]

cuz if you count it more as a mall + restaurant combo it seems plausible they would get enough money

[hard gorge]

Who would go to a dominoes Mall though

[limpid vigil]

Id go if they had sexy animatronics

[earnest oyster]

thc isnt safe or for everyone, i lost a good friend to it, idk what happened to his mental but it went bad

[limpid vigil]

https://youtu.be/c3JRK0SNqfU

[hard gorge]

Thats like
You get record numbers for the first month cause of influencers and curious peiple then it dies off fast

[limpid vigil]

it's the vid

[earnest oyster]

some people can be predisposed to schizophrenia triggered by thc

[hard gorge]

inhabited by dead kids

[limpid vigil]

The one in Sb are not

I know my lore mate

[vivid zinc]

Some people have allergic reactions or if they had pre-existing mental conditions it could make them much, much worse. Used to work in the medical research field with THC and CBD.

[hard gorge]

Either you want to fuck a robot made for kids or you want to fuck a robot with a dead kid inside

[limpid vigil]

Many ppl want to fuck cartoon characters made for kids , ever heard of Shego?

[fair bridge]

can you delete this it's giving me a headache

[hard gorge]

Fnaf should NOT have sex in it

[hard gorge]

I feel like Shego is ontologically different from a FNAF bot

[limpid vigil]

I agree but we are talking abt a fictional domino's mall+pizza parlor with robots here

[hard gorge]

Fair enough

[vivid zinc]

Sooo....robo sex?

[limpid vigil]

dunno

[patent grove]

@fair bridge have you played any linux war games, like ctf stuff

[fair bridge]

nah i'm not big on those tbh

[gaunt pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/worried-scared-oh-no-stop-it-fearful-gif-12534009

this chat fr

[earnest oyster]

yeah i dont know about allergies, related to it, but i've heard stories of people losing their personality etc going crazy from one use

i dont judge anyone who partakes in it or anything, i just hope people know the possible (maybe small) risks

[vivid zinc]

One use is odd. Approximately 1% of the population is outright allergic to THC.

[earnest oyster]

the only time i had some thc i just watched some family guy with a friend and we laughed our asses off

[earnest oyster]

i dont trust any street stuff is pure, that's probably the issue, God knows what's in it

[vivid zinc]

I bet the Emperor had the best weed. The Custodes probably have a planet dedicated to growing the galaxies best ganj.

[vivid zinc]

It's legal here which solved that problem for the most part

Federally regulated

[earnest oyster]

based (Canada?)

[vivid zinc]

Even the grey market stuff you get here is basically just product made with a higher than legal to sell THC content (for edibles) or 'fell off the back of a truck' legal product.

There's virtually no 'street' weed anymore here

[earnest oyster]

i've heard about free testing to make sure it's not something dangerous, that's a government that cares about its people

but i'll get off my high horse yapping

[jaunty path]

Need to

look for things

to mix my rum in

[nocturne bloom]

People here either grow it or buy it from a shop

[rough verge]

Baja blast

[visual vortex]

Boooo

No risk of fent-laced weed

[rough verge]

I love marijuana

Grow my own

[vivid zinc]

The cost of weed is so low now that it's just not profitable for crime to be involved anymore. Legalization killed criminal enterprise in weed once the markets stabilized.

[earnest oyster]

back in my day it was laced with synthetic shit, fent laced weed sounds like gg

[visual vortex]

Back in my day it was laced wifh rat poison and battery lithium for increased shelf life

😞

These youngins aint got 15 different cancers like i got

Or something

Idk

[vivid zinc]

wtf? and wtf is shelf life for weed? Shit lasts forever if you put a wet sponge in the bag every few days lol.

[visual vortex]

I think it's for tobacco

Idk

I dont do drugs

Drugs are bad for you

I would NEVER chug a bottle of mixed substances and wake up frothing in the tub

[vivid zinc]

Where tf did that come from? lol

[agile crag]

say no to drugs 😤 🤚

[visual vortex]

Im giving myself a safety net

[rough verge]

More 4 me :3

[earnest oyster]

weird way to start a bubble bath

[limpid vigil]

Dear god , so much math in this fnaf vid

[visual vortex]

That's what i was taught

Because if you had some you'd like it

And get addicted

Drugs are bad guys

[limpid vigil]

aparently the golf course and raceway should make around 2+ mil $ per quarter

[vivid zinc]

Drugs are bad. But drinking is fine. Cuz it's not a drug. is what I was taught. Truns out it's propaganda and drinking is one of the worst drugs.

[visual vortex]

Fnaf?

Race way?

[agile crag]

ive heard weed can trigger latent schizophrenia so i stay away from that

[visual vortex]

I heard

Actually no

I SAW

[limpid vigil]

Yep ,watching a person try to figure out if the fnaf mall from security breach is profitable

[earnest oyster]

drugs are shit, but some people will use them when their doctors suck ass, they have serious diseases, they're on the brink of collapse so they turn to them

[visual vortex]

My grandpa die cuz of drugs

Guys

I think drugs are

Gulp

Bad

Or something?!

[limpid vigil]

Sso far brain hurts at amount of math

[earnest oyster]

some people view people who use like the bottom of humanity, i hope it changes and people are more empathethic to it

[vivid zinc]

It 100% can. Weed can amplify any mental problems you have. Or alleviate it. Dosage matters a lot when it comes to THC and everyone has a different baseline tolerance.

[agile crag]

yes drugs are bad say no to drug

[visual vortex]

Never take drugs

They smell bad too

[worthy hearth]

Hello twinies

[visual vortex]

Hi

The moebian 21st took drugs

And look what happened to them

[worthy hearth]

The heretics take drugs

[vivid zinc]

Some people are also allergic to weed and will have very very bad mental or physical reactions to it. But that's like 1% of the population.

[worthy hearth]

Thats why they smell bad

[limpid vigil]

The fuck you mean you gotta rent the bowling balls? FREDDY YOU MONEY HUNGRY C*NT!

[worthy hearth]

No because

Um

Are rotten

[visual vortex]

What are you talking about

Fnaf?

Bowling?

Racing?

[limpid vigil]

https://youtu.be/c3JRK0SNqfU

it's like a giant freddy fazbear mall

[visual vortex]

Oh

[earnest oyster]

gen z dudes using "supplements" to get more muscle idk about that bruh

they're cutting their lives short

[limpid vigil]

You gotta rent the golf clubs and the bowling balls

[visual vortex]

Security breach

I played rhat once

[worthy hearth]

Fr

[limpid vigil]

I wish i was this moneyhungry

[visual vortex]

Stood on a table

[worthy hearth]

That shit you can use it

[agile crag]

THEYRE USING DRUGS WHICH ARE BAD

[visual vortex]

Broke the chicken's AI

[worthy hearth]

With some cacao and milk

And you go flyin

No nned of suplememt

Or bs

[visual vortex]

I keep on getting ads like that

Except it's

[worthy hearth]

Just cacao powder and milk

[nocturne bloom]

You ever tap on a server or dm and forget you had like 5 paragraphs typed and not sent just to not remember anything about it

[worthy hearth]

And yummy yummy

[visual vortex]

Animal organs

To promote health

Prjmal queen

And this other one

[agile crag]

i think thats just junk

[visual vortex]

Probably

[worthy hearth]

Mayhaps

[earnest oyster]

the chaos gods are tempting you

[visual vortex]

But it also probably has rat poison in it

[agile crag]

its like how people want elephant tusks for virility

[vivid zinc]

Want to know the biggest thing ya'll are neglecting that's absolutely vital to your health?

Fiber

[visual vortex]

I may not be the strongest

[worthy hearth]

Heresy? In my chat? Aw hell nah

[vivid zinc]

Ya'll neglecting ur fiber intake and it's gonna give u butt cancer

[visual vortex]

I may not be the strongest

But i know

Deep down

[agile crag]

but i have that it gives good wifi

[visual vortex]

That some shit is a scam

[limpid vigil]

god why did this make me think of that one fertiliy godess scp wich is worshipped via ao3 fanfics

[visual vortex]

I literally eat like 5 oranges and 1 banana a day

[worthy hearth]

If aizen said it could be true

Or false

[fair bridge]

oh my fucking god servo_friend was making me crash THE WHOLE TIME

FUCK THIS MOD

[agile crag]

wadaflip are you reading 😭

[worthy hearth]

Dont trust him

[visual vortex]

See the secret thing you neglect is water

[vivid zinc]

Schrodinger's health advice

[visual vortex]

You need a tankard of water a day

[limpid vigil]

https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-4960

Peak aparently

[visual vortex]

Like enough to power a dam

[earnest oyster]

i think like 20% of gen chat has ao3 accounts

[worthy hearth]

Then mayhaps be true if aizen says it

[visual vortex]

AO3?

Assassin origin 3

[earnest oyster]

you are a pure soul

[visual vortex]

Not anymore

I have the internet

[worthy hearth]

Th is that

[visual vortex]

And i can put anything on it

And figure it out

[fair bridge]

whoever wrote this shit was horny asf

[vivid zinc]

But seriously. We all neglect our fiber intake. And it's a huge problem. Except me. I put some pretty crazy fiber into my morning breakfast protein/fruit/creatine shake. Well above the daily required.

[visual vortex]

One moment

[earnest oyster]

fanfic site

[limpid vigil]

The fact that this scp is not that horny compared to the others is kinda suprising

[limpid vigil]

Prolly

[fair bridge]

lost mine back in like 2014

[worthy hearth]

Slaneesh wroted it

[fair bridge]

goddamn dude i've been diagnosing darktide crashes for two weeks now

[earnest oyster]

made a burner to write one critically acclaimed fanfic then bailed when covid hit, was bored

[fair bridge]

can't believe it was my little servo friend

[agile crag]

first step would be disable mods

[fair bridge]

i'm very stubborn

but yeah that would've saved me a ton of time

i'm just glad i can consistently play now

[limpid vigil]

Not as horny as the person who wrote the scp that transforms into your sexual fantasies and then kills you

[fair bridge]

and it runs phenomenally on linux

[fair bridge]

i like the horror one where it manifests itself as whatever it thinks the person it's talking to is afraid of

[limpid vigil]

071 for the curious

[limpid vigil]

There is also the wholesome murder monster chef

[fair bridge]

i had an idea for one that i never did a draft on

[limpid vigil]

and the tiger that looks like a cat

love that one

and the nuclear reactor dog

[earnest oyster]

exploring series, does pretty good scp readings on youtube

[limpid vigil]

had some too , never finished em

one was a dog that upon skin contact would make you want to compulisively scratch yourself with your foot

[earnest oyster]

the scp where no one can die is messed up

[limpid vigil]

end of death yeah

world gone beutifull is also cool

[fair bridge]

one of them was a VHS tape that when played, displayed a children's TV show akin to mister roger's neighborhood where the host was a middle-aged man who sang songs and taught lessons about various topics. the host would occasionally ask questions to camera (like how childrens' tv show hosts tend to do to engage the children watching) but could actually hear the person watching the tape. i won't go into much further detail but it wasn't meant to be like a "oh the tv show host is actually evil" but something more genuine

i should work on it sometime

no idea if someone else has done it already though

[earnest oyster]

and the sequel where they go to the no death world, through a portal from a normal world, and scp is like nah, let's blow up the portal to that world

tragic

[limpid vigil]

don't think so

[fair bridge]

might do it then

i know about the evil clown one

that one's pretty funny

let me see if i even still have my draft

[limpid vigil]

Honestly yknow what would be a funny one? A reverse excersise gym , it makes you gain weitght and loose muscle mass

And a fast food joint that does the reverse

[fair bridge]

oh this draft kinda has some legs

i might actually work on it

[earnest oyster]

a dimension, where you're stuck as a walmart employee for eternity, managing item returns

[fair bridge]

oohh i wrote this back when i watched that mister rogers documentary

[limpid vigil]

Glad to have somehow brought up scp then

[limpid vigil]

Imagine a reverse infinite ikea

the suprisingly finite wallmart

[fair bridge]

yeah i wanted to make one that wasn't like, y'know, "normal thing but it's actually freakin EVIL and TWISTED"

[limpid vigil]

the point is that you cannot enter it

[earnest oyster]

as in actually publishing in scp wiki?

[limpid vigil]

whenever you do you just come back out with no memory of the encounter

[fair bridge]

yeah, i've still got my old account

[earnest oyster]

damn, nice

[limpid vigil]

like zelda lost woods style

also iirc there is an scp that is just a warhammer mini but sentient

[fair bridge]

SCP Foundation SCP Series 2 S 26 May 2013 - 15:55:21 (rev. 3087)
SCP Foundation SCP Series 2 S 26 May 2013 - 15:37:51 (rev. 3086)
SCP Foundation SCP Series 2 S 26 May 2013 - 15:36:37 (rev. 3085)
SCP Foundation SCP Series 2 S 15 Sep 2012 - 14:51:47 (rev. 2024)

bruh i was like 14-15 😭

i wrote some absolutely AWFUL fucking SCP

pretty sure i deleted it

i hope i did

[limpid vigil]

can't be worse than old 166

so cut yourself some slack

[fair bridge]

nah it was pretty bad lol

from what i can remember it was supposed to be pandora's box

but instead of doing anything interesting with that idea i just said there was some evil ghost in there or something and it killed people and it was sooo dangerous blah blah blah

[vivid zinc]

Some of the SCP stuff is really really bad lol

[limpid vigil]

What if it's the packaging for pandora brand perfume and when opening said box something calamitous happens

[limpid vigil]

Like literaly opening pandora's box

kinda dumb i know

but funny too

[fair bridge]

https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-9044

[limpid vigil]

Like imagine a scent called like "Call of the mountain" and when you open a box you get buried under a pile of rubble/debris that falls from above

[fair bridge]

so i guess they're still ripping off famous cult books

cool

i remember back in the day that someone was trying to pass off "i have no mouth and i must scream" as their own short story

how dumb can you be

[limpid vigil]

i gotta keep that idea in mind cuz i think im onto something cool here

[limpid vigil]

i do not mind if done right

[fair bridge]

no.

[limpid vigil]

cuz somehow somebody made house of leaves in doom

and it was good

And idk how that was possible

[fair bridge]

myhouse.wad wasn't ripping off house of leaves, it fully acknowledged the source material

it also featured elements of the backrooms as well

anyway

i want to Kill Servo Friend

[limpid vigil]

fair , i did mischaracterize that a bit

[visual vortex]

I dont write fanfic

[limpid vigil]

Not yet

[visual vortex]

I dont have any readon to

And i am too lazy

[limpid vigil]

not yet

[vivid zinc]

I like how Control is basically ripping off the SCP

[limpid vigil]

that can change

[limpid vigil]

Wish they did more

like abiotic factor

[visual vortex]

What readon would i have?

[limpid vigil]

Dunno

[limpid vigil]

Cuz they went - what about a radioactive coca cola machine? And made one and put it in the game

One hope i have is that for control 2 they put stupendium in the game

they deserve it

[delicate kite]

Hi

Arbites drip?

Hive scum drip?

[limpid vigil]

Let me answer that in a quote - Chew you havisfaction a singlelicious satisfact to snack that up? No , not yet

[delicate kite]

K
Back to sleep

[patent grove]

House of Leaves is such a weird book

[jaunty path]

Indeed

[patent grove]

Woah, I almost got nostalgic enough to go look for a book to read

Almost got me

[dire kayak]

ooouugghhhh

[limpid vigil]

So aparently the pizzaplex makes 130 mil per year

and it's all due to fraud and staff bots replacing ppl as workers

[patent grove]

Hi goober

[hazy kestrel]

I swear every time I enter general chat I get hit with a psychic attack lmfao.

[woven sigil]

It does feel like that sometimes

[hazy kestrel]

Also, what the heck is a pizzaplex?

[patent grove]

Its like a complex

But for pizza

[modest flume]

inhale YOUTHINKYOUREBETTERTHANME? YOU THINK YOU CAN COMEINHEREANDPLAYSEGAGENSIS.. ANY TIME YOU WANT?

[hazy kestrel]

Yes

[patent grove]

New resident evil movie looks promising

[modest flume]

You're WRONG

THIS DREAMCAST KEYBOARD IS OUTDATED

YOU'RE OUTDATED

THIS WHOLE DAMN SERVER IS OUTDATED

YOU'RE GOIN DOWN

ah fuck it I'll send the thing

I forgot no one here gets that except Bug

@brazen pelican IT'S TIME FER- IT'S TIME FER RETRIBUTION

[hazy kestrel]

Is this from the same guy who was accusing someone else of drinking his Mountain Dew?

[modest flume]

Oh nah

[hazy kestrel]

Oh

[modest flume]

I sent it to ya

It's true digital art

[patent grove]

Dreamcast was goated

rip

[jaunty path]

What did you just say.... (flashing lights warning) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nhbGVa0Y60w

https://youtu.be/LdbYQCPMN0I (flash warning)

[woven sigil]

Not clicking either of those

[jaunty path]

You're not safe just so you know

[jaunty path]

You know that both of those links have the tracker token removed

So it's actually more safe than other youtube links

I think my browser does that automatically

[woven sigil]

Don't you threaten me with a good time

An sure, they might well be, but the last youtube link I clicked that you posted made my ears bleed, so..

[jaunty path]

Oh wait what

😭

[jaunty path]

Was it psychic attack

If it was not only should your ears be bleeding

your eyes should be too

Both of those machine girl songs are very visual

and audio intensive 💀

I bet machine girl likes Cruelty Squad

[lilac crag]

200 hits per minute moment

[jaunty path]

ok thats exactly the song I thought it was

Oh fuck

Oh fuck

Good shit

[woven sigil]

Are you posting hard dance?

[jaunty path]

I don't know music genres for shit

probably? idk. keep the volume low just incase ig

[woven sigil]

Oooof, no you most certainly are not

[shell creek]

What does impact do?

[woven sigil]

Contributes to staggers

[lilac crag]

did you play it? lol

[shell creek]

Thought so, ty

[jaunty path]

listening to it rn

and done

[woven sigil]

I read 200BPM an thought it was gonna be some grotty hardstyle bangers, but alas, I was disappointed

[lilac crag]

I listen to it for eviscerator gameplay

[jaunty path]

valid

One time I had this song playing when a chaos spawned during a chaos spawn in a solo run

https://youtu.be/NYx5RnrkUAM?list=PLKeYY2-7Ggf3fRD84BNq8NmtrfQcxkSAn

it was so good ;;

[lilac crag]

in my belly it goes

[jaunty path]

Literal perfect timing

for an amalgamation of beasts to show up

Just perfect

[lilac crag]

I fucking love milkypossum

I know this song

Valid

[tired steeple]

Buuuurp

[jaunty path]

why r u fnaf

[astral basin]

SovietWomble released a bullshittery

lmao

[ancient violet]

Hello chat

[delicate vapor]

[tired steeple]

Liked the art

[delicate vapor]

Greet

[south valve]

Hi!

[hollow crown]

The extraction game mode is soo cool. Played my first 4 rounds where extraction gets called in within 2 min of match

[hazy kestrel]

Good evening

[south valve]

Hi Person!

[hazy kestrel]

Welcome to hell pal. :)

Best get grinding for salvage

Because the Tech Remnants don’t matter and never did.

[hollow crown]

I think they are farming Penance

[hazy kestrel]

Most likely

[hollow crown]

100 missions without any downed

[hazy kestrel]

Lmao

[drowsy lynx]

Weak aura lol

[hazy kestrel]

Well that’s certainly one way to accomplish that penance

[hollow crown]

so insta extract..

is fastest i guess

[hazy kestrel]

I do salute their ingenuity though

[modest flume]

Greetings and salutations, aquatic based compatriot

[woven sigil]

https://on.soundcloud.com/f2FhDDJCYB9BrurHFu

[south valve]

Hi Bushman!

I haven't actually said much today, I've just been saying hi to people

I keep getting distracted

[modest flume]

Nothing wrong with that; How are you today?

[south valve]

I am glorious

divine even

and also I'm feeling okay

How are you Bushman?

[delicate vapor]

[south valve]

Hi Elios!

[modest flume]

Yes you are

[true widget]

hi everyone

[pure quail]

hi me

[south valve]

Hi gaymers

[modest flume]

Pretty decent day tbh; Started sloooow but picked up at a good pace and I've been able to relax a bit more before I go back soon

[pure quail]

hi fellow skaven appreciators

[south valve]

Work I'm guessing?

[south valve]

I prefer lizardmen

[modest flume]

You guessed correctly

[south valve]

Dinos and frogs with lazers

[pure quail]

acceptable

[modest flume]

My life is work pretty much

I was told I get another hour on Fridays

[hazy kestrel]

You gotta live outside of work pal. :(

[south valve]

Nothing too draining, I hope?

[modest flume]

Not too much, but I'd like to at least pretend I have a life

[hazy kestrel]

Workaholism is bad for the soul.

[modest flume]

True, but money is good for my pocket, and staying mobile is good for my body

[hazy kestrel]

:(

[south valve]

Does it pay well, if that's not an inappropriate thing to ask?

[hazy kestrel]

But you shouldn’t have to work more than 40 hours pal

[modest flume]

None of us should tbh

[modest flume]

It's... A paycheck

My co workers are fun to talk to, my bosses aren't bad, and I get free food, so can't complain too much

I'm also very close

But having a higher base and less overtime is always appreciated

Not the worst job I've had

[south valve]

What was the worst?

[modest flume]

I used to work for a sanitation dept of a city

The work was.. ok

Similar hours to now but much more physical labor

I absolutely hated my co workers and dealing with the residents of the city though

[south valve]

Oh that does sound awful

[modest flume]

I did a lot of different things but hanging on the back of a garbage truck was my main thing

[south valve]

Is there a job you're working towards or like would be content with?

[modest flume]

I think that if I still have to have a job, I like being outdoors but not necessarily being super dirty or laboring so much

[south valve]

Idk why the first thing I thought of was gravetender

[modest flume]

[south valve]

that's like the opposite of what you just described

[modest flume]

Well I like trying new things

[south valve]

I didn't ask what you do currently?

[modest flume]

I work for a campus but I have.. two? Jobs there

I'm dual kitchen/maintenance

Why? Because I do boffum

[true widget]

burp

[ancient violet]

So I was getting into parfums this week

And then I realized it was invented by the Fr*nch 😔

[modest flume]

I do inventory control/organizing, landscaping and groundskeeping, food prep, etc

[wild vector]

This chat is chaos undivided.

[modest flume]

I have set hours for one thing then I go to the other

[modest flume]

The best way to go

[woven sigil]

And you ruined one of my brushes

[wild vector]

It wouldn't have been ruined if used properly.

[visual vortex]

Oh wow

[south valve]

Ohh I see

[visual vortex]

They really just have a skeleton crew on payday3

Now why the fuck are they updating a 12 year old game with new dlcs

[ancient violet]

Fragrance Freaks are on a different level

Like they can smell a dog taking a shit from 10 miles away and they can figure out what the owner ate 2 weeks ago

[wild vector]

Chicken Masala

[ancient violet]

How did you know????

[visual vortex]

Smelt it

[jaunty path]

Okay so. Apparently discord has a setting for a custom sound you can use for when you join VC

and

it can be ANY noise you have

There are

[visual vortex]

Discord

What are you thinking

[jaunty path]

so many obnoxious sounds in discord servers

[lethal solstice]

EAS alert

[jaunty path]

You can join

[visual vortex]

People are going to make this moaning sounds

I know it

[jaunty path]

and instantly play earrape

[wild vector]

Mutant Moan.

[jaunty path]

thats just EVIL

[visual vortex]

I bet

Someone will make it a realistic door knock

Or the end call sound

[drowsy lynx]

Are you just now finding this?

[true widget]

rrruuuuuuuuuauuuuaaaaaaaaaaaauauuugh

[visual vortex]

Hi jawa

[jaunty path]

yes

[drowsy lynx]

Yo what up fish

[visual vortex]

Drinking lemonade on my floor

[drowsy lynx]

Based

[wild vector]

I wonder if Mutants make the same sound when smacking it.

[true widget]

okay wow

[tired steeple]

matching pfp
yuri server tag
femtanyl lyrics

Clocked. Easily

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what does this mean

[ancient violet]

Like how the fuck did they do this? https://youtu.be/Rs4U9YjCbNI?si=9NGbkR1oa8pxJM1s

After 2 my nose just stops working 💀

[tired steeple]

Clocky T

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does this mean like

u know im gay or something

[ancient violet]

I TRIED 500 PERFUME AND FOUND 10 THAT WILL MAKE WOMEN OPEN THE DOOR FOR YOU

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what did u clock im curious i must know

[wild vector]

Idk why I
But this freaky smelling stuff reminds me of a youtube short I saw

[tired steeple]

Yeah

[wild vector]

Where the dude straight up sniffs ass

[tired steeple]

I was gonna say trans

[wild vector]

In the dark

[tired steeple]

But you webt with gay first so

[visual vortex]

Sandal wood and burning wood

[true widget]

well ur right

[wild vector]

Like in a game show

[jaunty path]

yuri? that shits gey

[visual vortex]

Being gay is

Gay

[wild vector]

Is it gay if femboy and girl

[true widget]

u really did clock me damn ,,

[jaunty path]

thats a guy and girl

yes.

wait

[lethal solstice]

For now

[jaunty path]

str8

fuck

dies in chinese

[visual vortex]

Streight?

[delicate vapor]

[visual vortex]

It's straight

[delicate vapor]

O deer

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meow

[delicate vapor]

[ancient violet]

What I don't understand is the "male/female" scents in fragrances

Like why is a fucking tree "male" is this like a boner joke or something?

[visual vortex]

Nah

Just like smell of wood more

[tired steeple]

I just use whatever scent

I prefer strawberry and shit. Hopefully my mum doesn’t notice me using her stuff

[jaunty path]

Gendered products with sexist stereotyping

It's beauty industry shit

[tired steeple]

“Magos where has my strawberry shampoo gone”
Suspiciously strawberry shampoo shaped throat magos: ermmm idk

[dire kayak]

meow

[ancient violet]

Why is "female" Panacotta

Brother ima devour that shit in 2 seconds

[dire kayak]

thats me

[ancient violet]

Why are some fragrances called: "Toilette"

I knew the French where stinky for making toilet smells but 🤢

[visual vortex]

I have never seen a fragrance called Toilette

Unless that's the one all the chicks and guys in around me use

Because that shit is awful

It's an insult to the olfactory senses

[crystal osprey]

eau de toilette ?

toilette is just like

cleaning

[ancient violet]

U can't trick me with your French Speak

[crystal osprey]

it means grooming i think

the hygiene one

not the discord one

[jaunty path]

its toilette cuz some perfumes smell like a fucking bathroom

[ancient violet]

Truuuuu

[delicate vapor]

Lil sis forgetting she has her license now and HAS to actually drive to the place she needs to go

[midnight falcon]

What you don’t wanna go around smelling like a urinal cake

[jaunty path]

My dad does for some reason 🥀

[midnight falcon]

Only keep Burberry stocked on my shelves

Never catch me going outside smelling like “Oops”

[delicate vapor]

[hazy kestrel]

AH! THE DIVINE STENCH OF ROT! retches

-- Missus’s dad, probably.

[jaunty path]

nurglite

[hazy kestrel]

Your dad is just Tox Bomber-maxxing

[delicate vapor]

nurgles greatest champion

[jaunty path]

I told him it smells slighly like a urinal

he agreed

[delicate vapor]

[jaunty path]

20 bucks btw

[midnight falcon]

Should get him a bottle of that old Harley Davidson cologne

Walk outside smelling like a leather belt

And fresh asphalt

[south jetty]

eau de toilette (I know the language of my natural enemies)

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skibidi toilette

[south valve]

DEATH

[elder merlin]

@lethal socket

[south jetty]

"dressing/grooming water" because regular water wasn't enough

[lethal socket]

HELLO

[south valve]

Steal water from ChatGPT

[lethal socket]

WHO SUMMONED ME

[delicate vapor]

[south jetty]

warms up the chatgpt water with my piss, causing the servers to melt down and a fire starts

[jaunty path]

Smurf xeno

[lethal socket]

Sorry

[south valve]

🤮 but also

[delicate vapor]

i feel like trying to be normal in gta 5..

[lethal socket]

the things I wanna do with Commander Farsight are 'heretical'

[jaunty path]

u didn't do anything