general-chat

[tawdry edge]

The fuck did i do

[delicate vapor]

being a noob

[stuck crescent]

I hate it

AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH

[tawdry edge]

Die

[delicate vapor]

[tawdry edge]

I will ping you every time Krieg is mentioned

[stuck crescent]

Fair

[fair bridge]

u fell off

[tawdry edge]

Your entire purpose will be hating them

[tawdry edge]

Moid

[tawdry edge]

Why

[tawdry edge]

[delicate vapor]

[marsh iris]

[delicate vapor]

[teal token]

Hello comrade Lynxiee the Medrengard Guard

[tawdry edge]

[delicate vapor]

the noob guard

[visual vortex]

I had a vision

[teal token]

Doro?

[delicate vapor]

tuh yeah

[fair bridge]

im hungryry

[tawdry edge]

Eat

[fair bridge]

whyyyy

[tawdry edge]

Cause hungry means eat time

If not eat u keep hungry and hungry not good for you

[visual vortex]

No

Incorrect

👎

[tawdry edge]

Shut up fishman

[visual vortex]

Hunger is a pang that goes asay after a while

[tawdry edge]

You are an inferior being

[fair bridge]

bed too cozy

[visual vortex]

Then bosy takes from storage

[delicate vapor]

[fair bridge]

cant leave

[visual vortex]

Nah im a WISE being

[tawdry edge]

Bed after eat is cozier

[fair bridge]

i study for one more exam today

one last one

[delicate vapor]

you got this

[fair bridge]

it will be ok

im glad i am not a total fucking weezo that never did their work

[delicate vapor]

[fair bridge]

my grades are great

so even if i fuck up a final i only lose few points

[delicate vapor]

i see

[delicate vapor]

@tawdry edge @regal jasper CU at 5PM Paris Time

[sly quest]

GOOD LUCK MALLOW

[obtuse oak]

And then you graduate?

[tawdry edge]

What is cu

For us CU is ass

[delicate vapor]

community update

for the brazilians

[tawdry edge]

Pog

[delicate vapor]

[tawdry edge]

I wish they added a new melee weapon :/

[delicate vapor]

1am my time

[delicate vapor]

yea well TOO bad

[tawdry edge]

But they're only doing firearms

[delicate vapor]

you gotta be a gamesworkslop shareholder to give out that choice

💀

[tawdry edge]

I think I know what I'm doing
I will infiltrate GW from the inside, walk the corpo ladder just so I can be responsible of space marine 2

[fair bridge]

no just finishing the second semester

i'm doing summer too

[delicate vapor]

[tawdry edge]

And then I will allow chaos PvE and new pog weapons and classes

[fair bridge]

after this i get a week off of school and then it's back in for another one 😔

[supple charm]

Slop shop rotated yet?

oh fuck

Kr*eg is back

🤮

[sly quest]

6-7 more hours…

[supple charm]

it did rotate for me

[obtuse oak]

Oh right

What are you in school for?

[fair bridge]

cybersecurity and ethical AI certification

the AI thing is like brand new and it's a cert you get from one class lmao

i'm getting that because it'll help immensely with getting a tier 1 job

[obtuse oak]

sounds good

[sly quest]

How did you get the pot of greed stickers

[graceful hamlet]

It’s Kriegin time

[fair bridge]

i stole it from licht

[delicate vapor]

Oh wait gotta shower

[thick coyote]

@stuck crescent yo check the slop shop

[stuck crescent]

I have seen the sausage taster masks

Yes

[thick coyote]

The air sucker mask

[stuck crescent]

Hate krieg, obviously, but its crazy how bad vets cosmetics are

[fair bridge]

vet's got some bangers here and there

i like the winter engagement stuff

ice mourn i think or smth

[stuck crescent]

Yeah, vets drip is aces.....but the stuff they made for krieg is just soo bad

[obtuse oak]

the vet krieg cosmetics are bad though, i agree with that. the satchel on the front they didnt know what to do with, the helmet design, just bleugh.

[somber stream]

Shouldve stick with Forgeworld's design

Modern Krieg is straight ass

[delicate vapor]

[stuck crescent]

Krieg in general

Really

[somber stream]

Nah their design is nice back then

[stuck crescent]

No

Krieg bad

[rare pulsar]

The new bullet storm thing in hd2 is pretty sick

[humble aspen]

bUwUwwet stOwOwwm

[rare pulsar]

300 rounds no reload i love it

[thick coyote]

pounces on you
pounces on you
pounces on you
You're getting attacked by the terminids

[humble aspen]

No im not

Cause i dont play middivers

:3

[delicate vapor]

Reinstalling phasmo

New update coming soon

[somber stream]

It's kinda funny how the rest of the world just kinda ditch and isolate UK in the 28 years later series

[graceful hamlet]

Outriders 2 is back on the menu

[delicate vapor]

[fiery wave]

Oh yeah, that guy who wanted Krieg gets to enjoy the slopshop.

[earnest oyster]

i want pink Krieg uniforms

[graceful hamlet]

Quick, everyone grab Kriegslop and then group up with Krieg hater in game

[fiery wave]

You sponsoring slop?

[graceful hamlet]

I’m tempted ngl

[fiery wave]

Cos $19 for a single Krieg slop bleah.

[graceful hamlet]

I already have drippy Cadian slop for my Psyker

The kriegslop also looks nice on Psyker

[delicate vapor]

it costs the $19 im stealing from Karien

[merry lake]

anyone getting more "out of memory" crashes than normal?

[visual vortex]

Oh

It's krieg?

[fiery wave]

Yeah, grey one.

[fiery wave]

I have no budget. So unless you wanna steal air, sure.

[visual vortex]

☹️

[delicate vapor]

o deer

[fiery wave]

Eh?

[visual vortex]

Krieg

☹️

[fiery wave]

Just is, I rather just save for Catachan tbh.

[delicate vapor]

[graceful hamlet]

I just like having full helmets/fully cover faces for my drip

[visual vortex]

Who doesnt

[fiery wave]

Give me fancy hats, coats on coats and like knoifes.

Yes, that one psyker set made me play psyker more than usual.

Coat on coat on coat.

[visual vortex]

I tried psyker Tuesday ir something

So boring

I missed vet

[graceful hamlet]

Psyker infinite ammo ranged goes brrrrt

Kinda funny they get an infinite ammo nade launcher, infinite ammo gun with a taser attached, infinite ammo flamethrower, and infinite ammo railgun

[visual vortex]

Yeah

It's from the warp

[waxen sleet]

I can honestly say I have never bought a Cosmetic from the rotating shop... I've only ever worn Penance and Comissary Cosmetics.

[thick coyote]

True

[graceful hamlet]

Let Ogryn believe that they always have enough ammo. Shrimple.

[waxen sleet]

Until their own brain brrrrrrrt, bzzzzzt, and then BOOM with peril.

[visual vortex]

I have something to tell you

Ogryn says he ran dry on ammo

Regardless of belief

[graceful hamlet]

Scriers Gaze and Vent make that impossible with the slightest bit of attention

[visual vortex]

😭

[thick coyote]

The one BLO bug where you can still shoot while at 0 ammo

Doesn't work with Rumbler

[graceful hamlet]

At least bugged Veteran is saving all the guns

[fiery wave]

That's his own fault for not sticking to vets.

[thick coyote]

Nah

[visual vortex]

Ogryns should get surgery to become the vet class

[thick coyote]

That's on Fatshark

But Fatshark knows what they are doing

[visual vortex]

Yes

[graceful hamlet]

Fatshark should give Ogryn old pickpocket

[visual vortex]

By making the class that could manhandle chaos terminators the weakest class with guns

[thick coyote]

Yeah don't worry about it

Fatshark knows what they are doing

[waxen sleet]

That is assuming alot... I've seen too many burst themselves, I swear half of Psykers cannot count to 100.

[thick coyote]

At least he has melee options nowadays

[visual vortex]

Yeah

Ogryn's so lucky

[graceful hamlet]

Well yeah, this is the Darktide playerbase

[visual vortex]

He can do a QUARTER of the zealot's damage with melee

That's like

Half a tootsie roll

[waxen sleet]

I could see that, and call it "Emergency Rashuns"

[graceful hamlet]

They took away hive scum pickpocket so now I just EK staff with vent instead

[fiery wave]

Naw, 50% ammo, 50% actual rashuns for buffs.

[waxen sleet]

Is the Buff crit chance, tough regen, or regen up to 1 wound?

[fiery wave]

Wait...

[waxen sleet]

How many licks does it take for an Ogryn to get to the certain of a tootsie pop?

[crystal osprey]

when are we buffing vet to have a one shot cannon

[fiery wave]

33% ammo, 33% noms, 33% nothing so rage.

[waxen sleet]

That is starting to sound more like a Keystone feature...

[fiery wave]

Who knows, I used to be good at making up fake abilities and such. To making actual themed stuff for a custom game that died.

[waxen sleet]

When we get a heavy autogun or lasgun, so we can go to to toe with the Dreg/Scab Gunners and the Reapers

[fallow plover]

when can we give veteran a grenade launcher

[crystal osprey]

heavy laspistol is the only weapon i need.

[visual vortex]

Give ogryn a melee with a special where he picks up a dreg or scab and pats them for ammo

If they dont have ammo he throws them

[waxen sleet]

A buff for Blitz?

[waxen sleet]

Make it the special move for Knuckle Dusters or Powerfist.

[graceful hamlet]

Give veteran a bigger full auto lasgun that has 100% crit rate

[visual vortex]

Mah knuckle dusters i had this concept where the special has the ogryn drop the brass knuckles and they dangle off his pinky fingers

[delicate vapor]

[visual vortex]

And the special lets him grapple and use human-sized enemies as bats or as a throwable

[drowsy lynx]

Picks them up by one leg and shakes them to see if ammo falls out

[fallow plover]

Give veteran a gun that when fired spawns more veterans...

...Maximum imperial guard gameplay

[visual vortex]

When reactivating the special he flips them up and puts them back on his knuckles

[waxen sleet]

1 in 4 chance to shoot an ally instead, Commissar style lol

[visual vortex]

A comically large amount of random things fall out

[graceful hamlet]

Have a team passive to add 2 more bots to the team

[fallow plover]

scales with team size so

1 missing teammate = 2 bots
2 missing = 4

ect

[waxen sleet]

Admech class summoning servitors or servo skulls for combat when?

[fallow plover]

solo players pulling up with their own private army

[fallow plover]

I didn't take Ogryn to be Snake

[visual vortex]

Snake is metal

And solid

[fallow plover]

and decked out with gear

[waxen sleet]

absoultely metal gear, solid af

[fallow plover]

I think naming my Stealth vet "SnakeEater" was my best move

[fiery wave]

Hiding under massive boxes for stealth.

[visual vortex]

I wonder

Wil lthey update space marine 2 today?

It is 30th

[marsh iris]

hide under empty can of corpsestarche (but its like a hat)

[delicate vapor]

community update post

roadmap and other

[visual vortex]

Delayed?

Oh

[graceful hamlet]

+1 weapon and +1 map

[visual vortex]

Finally 🙏

[graceful hamlet]

My prediction for their roadmap anyways

[visual vortex]

They put in a years work for a weapon that only needed a month and it will be mediocre

🙏

[hollow blade]

So no bots changes?

[fallow plover]

oh hey its MGS2 day

[thick coyote]

He already has one
So that's why I'm confused

[crystal osprey]

well i didnt one shot the boss

[thick coyote]

Except against monstrosities
That's like 4 shots

[crystal osprey]

see

4 shots

too many

[thick coyote]

3

[graceful hamlet]

Vet needs an even more infinite weapon

[thick coyote]

Because 0 shot would be crazy

[fallow plover]

Yea I eated all the ammo so we gotta contend with 1 bullet in the chamber

[thick coyote]

💀

[fallow plover]

1 in the chamber gamemode would be fun

[crystal osprey]

i would like a 0 shot kill weapon

[fallow plover]

super revolver, 1 bullet, get it back on Elite/Specialist kill

1 shots anything

[crystal osprey]

so we are just playing zealot with knife

[fallow plover]

yea

[delicate vapor]

no

2 mins

[visual vortex]

Oh

1 minute?

[thick coyote]

The 2 cleave dinky knife with the whale sized hitbox being one of the best ranged in the game

But tbf

Zealot does say the emperor's strength courses through him

[fiery wave]

Only shitty button placement on controller.

[thick coyote]

So that's the emperor throwing a knife

#buffGunlugger

[sleek harness]

Do we tell him?

[visual vortex]

Ys

Yes

[thick coyote]

Trailer dropped or something

Sniper still getting cooked

(he isn't)

"[...]However, lore restrictions still apply, for instance: Snipers won’t be able to equip the Iron Halo."

[visual vortex]

So have they updated rhe game i cant test

Im outside eating wood rn

[fading otter]

New SM2 content? Did they reveal new weapon?

[delicate vapor]

Bolt Carbine Sidearm

[formal mortar]

They revealed an ankle

[delicate vapor]

salamanders champ pack 2

im out

[fading otter]

Nice thanks, was hoping for a Storm but not bad

[visual vortex]

Finally 🙏

[formal mortar]

Been listening to a playlist called 50 songs about butts

Pretty good morning so far

[crystal osprey]

hi

[cosmic burrow]

Music to drink beer to

[crystal osprey]

what is the mk6 bolt pistol for

[visual vortex]

Boom boom

[cosmic burrow]

Boom

[visual vortex]

💥

😎

[crystal osprey]

but what does it do better than the other mark

[visual vortex]

Crowd control idk

[crystal osprey]

such a w weapon !

[crystal osprey]

bigger radius ?

[cosmic burrow]

Yup

Bigger radius

[crystal osprey]

ohhh

[cosmic burrow]

Stun

[crystal osprey]

but like a lot less damage ?

[visual vortex]

It kills enemies

It's good enough

[cosmic burrow]

Not really

[crystal osprey]

so a tiny bit less damage

[sleek harness]

Oh cool Arrowhead is going to revert back hiveguard from being a tank

[thick coyote]

To be thrown in the trash

[crystal osprey]

i mean lowk that was fine

[thick coyote]

[crystal osprey]

hi higui

u know things about the game right

[sleek harness]

Not really

[thick coyote]

Somethings yeah

[visual vortex]

The armor of a bug was more durable than a fucking tank

🤞🫩

[crystal osprey]

yeah but those bugs still sucked

[crystal osprey]

can i ask u about weapon marks

[thick coyote]

oh wow it's like they fucked up and are going back on it

[visual vortex]

"The bugs sucked, let's make them worse!"

[sleek harness]

It's a unit that can get spammed, why you giving it armor found in a Bile Titan

[fiery wave]

It cannot penetrate but will explode on hitting anything for a bigger AoE. AoE does no damage still.

[thick coyote]

Yea
But I can't promise I'll remember them all

[fiery wave]

Well, too little to matter.

[crystal osprey]

i just wish not literally every weapon was medium pen nowadays in heldovers

[sleek harness]

Arrowhead is evolving

[visual vortex]

Backwards

[thick coyote]

As we usually tend to toss the weak marks in the trash

[sleek harness]

They are now listening before waiting 3 weeks of review bombing to change something

[visual vortex]

There's still a reciew bombing going on btw

[crystal osprey]

i dont know what the weak marks are...

[delicate vapor]

Iron halos and capes on tactical

i can do a captain finally

[crystal osprey]

the community is still silly stupid goober

we dont complain about evberything bad

just some things bad

[fiery wave]

Usually anything that isn't the strongest mark. Barring a few.

[visual vortex]

🫩

[crystal osprey]

is there like

a document for that

and also what the FUCK is the braced autogun for

[visual vortex]

⚡ NO ⚡

[sleek harness]

The "weak" marks are the weapons with light pen which deal more damage than medium pen

[patent grove]

Killing heretics

[fiery wave]

You mean the autogun? Just there as filler.

[crystal osprey]

what are you talking about buddy

[sleek harness]

I thought you were talking about Helldivers 2

Are you not

[visual vortex]

I guess we were

[fiery wave]

You do not want to actually brace it.

[crystal osprey]

light pen weapons dont actually deal more damage on light armored things btw

[crystal osprey]

no i mean darktide

[thick coyote]

It's supposed to be a weapon that works without hitting heads or crits

[crystal osprey]

you just hipfire it forever ??>?

[fiery wave]

More or less.

[graceful hamlet]

Aiming is for nerds

[sleek harness]

Gardredd is changing topics in the shadows

[crystal osprey]

wb the combat shotgun is ts good

[fiery wave]

Or toss it out and use something else.

[fiery wave]

Agripinna, yes. Rest... sketch.

[thick coyote]

Yes it is
The Agripina is the best mark
Zarona is the second

We don't talk about Accatran

[crystal osprey]

whats wrong w accatran

[fiery wave]

Is just bad.

[thick coyote]

Worse spread
Worse damage fall off

[mystic fossil]

and the special attack is buns

[thick coyote]

All the combat shotguns are finesse weapons btw

[crystal osprey]

the special changes for every mark ?

[thick coyote]

So aim for the heads

[thick coyote]

Yes

[crystal osprey]

wtf

[thick coyote]

Agri has a slug shot, very powerful

[crystal osprey]

oh so agrippina is the slug one

[mystic fossil]

no, for two of em it's slugs last one is a flaming flechette

[crystal osprey]

flaming flechette lmao

[thick coyote]

Zarona has a w I d e s h o t

[crystal osprey]

what the hell

[thick coyote]

Accatran is fire

[crystal osprey]

so zarona is a melee weapon

sait nop

the accatran sorry

[fiery wave]

Zarona is fire into hordes to bleed everything, I think.

[visual vortex]

Whenever i read Agripina i misread it as arapaima

[crystal osprey]

what is arapaiam

[visual vortex]

Largest freshwater fish

Native to the amazon

Can reach up to 10ft

[mystic fossil]

your thing grows to 10 ft??

[crystal osprey]

apparently theyre not chill

[thick coyote]

Oh the Pirarucu

Yeah big fish

[visual vortex]

It uses its tongue to crush prey onto its palate

If i remember the tongues were used as sandpaper and the scales were used as knifes or something

[crystal osprey]

hgiuui

[visual vortex]

Good meat on the fish

Would eat again

[thick coyote]

Big fish

[patent grove]

Tastes like chicken

[waxen sleet]

Dumb question: On scale of 1 to 10, how depressing or sad is it to buy your bday cake?

[thick coyote]

0

First you're buying a cake

Second you get to choose the flavor

[waxen sleet]

Thanks Higui... I appreciate you. Wasn't sure how to feel, this is the third year in a row. I always feel weirdly sad about it, as I feel like it'd be nicer if someone got it for me. I dunno, make me feel appreciated?

[somber stream]

@obtuse oak They call me John Assist
#zealot-class message

[tepid spire]

is there a reason to why bots are worse in every single aspect to vermintide bots?

[somber stream]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SJPu1spHqfk
Also god damn the new Resident evil movie might actually be good

[tepid spire]

nah, it's hollywood, they'll fuck up somehow

[drowsy lynx]

Probably just something the devs deemed unimportant since the game is supposed to fill open slots with players

If they had a solo mode they may have made better bots

[thick coyote]

As someone that experienced dogshit bots in Vermintide 2

It's Fatshark

Bots are shit

But don't worry

Fatshark knows what they are doing

[delicate vapor]

[earnest oyster]

bots in vt 2 were peak a while ago, they actually got nerfed

legit were better in cata than most players

[thick coyote]

I'll only take my experience in consideration

Dogshit bots

[stuck crescent]

wot?

[thick coyote]

🗣️

I don't really hate the elfs

[graceful hamlet]

Get surrounded by Kriegers bozo

[thick coyote]

But kerillian was cosplaying as a veteran player that never uses their melee

[gleaming willow]

I am currently trying out Darktide again after playing in the first few months and then leaving.

I got a popup about skipping or replaying through the battle for tertium campaign when I loaded my old char.

Should I skip or replay ?

[crystal osprey]

vigilant autogun

[thick coyote]

Skip

[earnest oyster]

i skipped

[stuck crescent]

skip

[crystal osprey]

its kinda weird

[patent grove]

I'm telling Rannick you skipped

[crystal osprey]

before playing this game i assumed people couldnt just

shoot a boltgun

[thick coyote]

Bardin my love was cosplaying as plantgryn

[crystal osprey]

then i see theres a boltpistol ??

[thick coyote]

Sienna my goat was fine

[gleaming willow]

thx

[earnest oyster]

rannick is hard stuck in malice, who cares

[low blade]

There's different levels and sizes of Bolt weapons

[crystal osprey]

so the bigger ones arent actually used by like

little humans

[earnest oyster]

we need a comically large boltgun for ogryns

[stuck wasp]

They can, but it's just lugging around a much heavier Bolter for the same effect

[crystal osprey]

they shoot the same calibre ?

[stuck wasp]

Ogryn could get the Heavy Bolter (Only War)

[stuck wasp]

Indeed, 0.75 for Bolters
And 0.9 for Heavy Bolters

[crystal osprey]

what is that

[low blade]

Yeah they make human-sized bolters. The local cops on Necromunda use them

[crystal osprey]

.75 what

[crystal osprey]

the ones we have in game are the baby bolters then ?

[stuck wasp]

They're Cop Bolters

[earnest oyster]

baseball size calibre

[stuck wasp]

Inch I suppose

[low blade]

Locke pattern, yeah. FIrstborn Marines used Godwyn-pattern

[crystal osprey]

oh thats pretty big

[delicate vapor]

[stuck wasp]

It's basically rockets grenades

[crystal osprey]

damn

so we use the .75 ones

[stuck wasp]

Atm yes

There are also some other Bolt techs, which make the charge different, like Shock, Inferno, Melta...

But those are more SM exclusive

[earnest oyster]

isn't melta gun in darktide files somewhere

[thick coyote]

They should give us the Godwyn-De'az pattern so I can make Deez nuts joke

[earnest oyster]

oh sorry my bad, cosmetics take priority

[thick coyote]

We got a melta mag in the code somewhere

It was accessible through the weapon customization mod

[earnest oyster]

slaps melta gun this baby can melt a crusher in a second!

alas (we wont get it)

it would probably be like the trollhammer torpedo in vt2

[marsh iris]

[elder merlin]

[sly quest]

[elder merlin]

Need a sleeping ogryn emote

[sly quest]

Need Fortnite emotes in darktide

[marsh iris]

[odd shadow]

This and brass knuckles and melta would fix the game partially

[sly quest]

[marsh iris]

[sly quest]

[marsh iris]

[odd shadow]

[odd shadow]

They need to replace the charge animation with this one when you activate the oggies charge ability

[marsh iris]

diablo 2 barbarian beyblade

[earnest oyster]

is darktide 3 REAL

is that why the updates are so minimal

surely we'll get melta gun in dt 3

and brass knucles for ogryns

(usable ones)

[thick coyote]

It's ogryn dawg

You'll get 99% low to mid tier weapons

[delicate vapor]

[thick coyote]

And that 1% left is solely for the pickaxes

[clever horizon]

hello new class when

[little marten]

Arghhh

[clever horizon]

does expedition still ass

[little marten]

I’ve been replaced by AI

[clever horizon]

whens havoc 60

[thick coyote]

Skulls

My inside sources inside Fatshark said so

[clever horizon]

skulls for the golden throne?

dawn of war 4 got another announcement before skulls

😐

[little marten]

Dawn of SNORE

[clever horizon]

rts is peak just up your autism

[thick coyote]

We where having a total war 40k preview earlier today too

[little marten]

I was so hyped for dow 4 till total war was announced

[crystal osprey]

60 stabilioty

sad..

[little marten]

Total war will be a CASH burner but it’ll be better

[clever horizon]

different genres

🫃 🥀

[little marten]

🤔

Ok I trust you

I’ll get both

[clever horizon]

correct

[sly quest]

Tonight

Darktide 3

[clever horizon]

id buy it after 4 years

gotta let it cook

[marsh iris]

hmmm Fist of the north star on Prime

[odd shadow]

Vt4 tonight

[waxen sleet]

Yes, but you will play it and like it anyway.

[sly quest]

Actually. Halflife 3 NOW.

[odd shadow]

https://tenor.com/view/hl2-hl3-half-life-3-hopium-hope-gif-7246120153840726923

[obtuse oak]

my brother in recon 🤝

[delicate vapor]

Having a sad meal at 2:49am

[little marten]

5pm here

[elder merlin]

If only

[little marten]

Also a sad meal

[elder merlin]

Ghost recon?

[shell goblet]

i have to move so soon after getting arbites and scum smh i feel like a feral hound chained to a post

i want to level up my characters and try the funny builds

[waxen sleet]

No... Halo Reach 2: The Reachening

[delicate vapor]

you got this

[elder merlin]

Man, its not even cold but im shakin

[crystal osprey]

Nerf ds ?

[visual vortex]

Smaller variants

The ones in game are Arbites variants

An actual space marine boltgun would bust your bones

[delicate vapor]

having bacon corn ramen

[odd shadow]

It would tear apart the arms and just go through a regular guardsmen’s torso

[visual vortex]

Yeah i reread the bit

It just tears your arm off

[crystal osprey]

Oh

The .9 one

[odd shadow]

It’s crazy how the bolter in Dt is just a pistol or smg for the space marines

[crystal osprey]

Space marines r lowk lame

[visual vortex]

I like them

But i prefer guardsman

[crystal osprey]

I just think space marines r way too represented and everyone cares too much

But it’s blegh

I love darktide for that

[odd shadow]

guardsmen/ reject > space marine

[crystal osprey]

Yeah

I find it more interesting

I mean look at the odds our rejects face

It’s a bit crazy

[visual vortex]

Odds?

Ive seen Zealots one tap daemons back to the warp

[lean fable]

the emperor truely blessed me lol, 2 days ago i was saying in this very chat that i want the krieg outfit, and what did the store bring me today? the krieg outfit

[visual vortex]

And seen ogryns slap the daemonhost to death

[odd shadow]

Who would win?

Battle hardern Titus champion of the emperor

Or

A newly released crackhead with a makeshift dagger hired by the inquisiton

[crystal osprey]

Krieg outfit is top 3 boring

[lean fable]

u know everyone has different taste, i always loved the krieg soldiers for their ww1 german look

[crystal osprey]

Shroudfield damage bonus

[crystal osprey]

I get it but I also don’t

It’s just so lame

[visual vortex]

I like the WWI style

[stuck crescent]

IT WAS YOU

[crystal osprey]

Everyone wears it

Like actually

[sly quest]

CONGRATULATIONS

[crystal osprey]

There’s 7000 kriegs per cm

[visual vortex]

But i feel like it's the most overused guarfsman regiment

[crystal osprey]

Yeah omg u get it

[stuck crescent]

And overrated

And lamest

[crystal osprey]

Like

[visual vortex]

The vostroyans and Maccabian Jannessaries are way cooler to me

[lean fable]

come on guys dont ruin it for me, i already had a tough day and this made me cheer up a but 😄

[crystal osprey]

I don’t care about them enough to see them so often

[stuck crescent]

NO

[visual vortex]

We arent ruining it

[stuck crescent]

CAU DY GEG

[crystal osprey]

No it’s fine if u like them

[visual vortex]

We're expressing our personal distaste with the

[stuck crescent]

NO ITS NOT

[simple cliff]

Looks at comimetic shop.
@stuck crescent Oh no.

[odd shadow]

GW GIVES US BACK ARMAGEDON UNITS AND TETUTONS

[sly quest]

What did the kriegs ever do to you

[lean fable]

BRUH

[stuck crescent]

I DON'T LIKE THEM, THAT MEANS EVERYONE WHO LIKES THEM IS BAD

AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH

[lean fable]

actually i am quite a nice person 🙁

[odd shadow]

Alive Korps of Crack

[stuck crescent]

Debt core of Craig

[delicate vapor]

[stuck crescent]

But yeah, not of fan of krieg, some people are. Different tastes and all that

[crystal osprey]

Ogryn son or psyker daughter

[tawdry edge]

Its hard listening co-workers say some transphobic shit because I'm "closeted" or just male passing

[sly quest]

Both

[tawdry edge]

The shit they say genuinely piss me off

And they dont know im trans whatsoever

All I can do is

[stuck crescent]

Yeah, some guys I work with suck.

Fuck off, I voted plaid, you know I voted plaid

[sly quest]

Genuinely hope they die. I’m so sorry.

[crystal osprey]

What’s a plaid

[tawdry edge]

It's different tbh
Its not that they're transphobic, they just not educated in this shit so they say without knowing what theyre saying

[stuck crescent]

Plaid cymru, Welsh independence (kind of) party

[crystal osprey]

Educate !

[tawdry edge]

I tried, they didnt seem to care

So I just gave up

[crystal osprey]

Oh that’s good I think

[crystal osprey]

Oh they’re like that

[tawdry edge]

They dont seem the type to care about it, not that they hate it

Again, all of my co-workers like using AI and one of them compared it to god

Like the god from the bible

They are not mentally well individuals

[stuck crescent]

Co-worker is a flag shagger, real "I'm not racist but-"

"I like krieg because they're German" type

[crystal osprey]

What are we DOING bro

Humanity be cooked

[lean fable]

ihey yo leave me out of this bro ;D

😄

[sly quest]

Still, they shouldn’t even be speaking about this, especially w the fact they are uneducated about it, its just weird.

[tawdry edge]

I still have hope but MAN its hard some times

[stuck crescent]

CAU DY JOPS, TEST TUB BABY

[sly quest]

Here you go. Sending a nuke to their location rn.

[crystal osprey]

I’m voting for chatgpt as earth president

[lean fable]

what 😄

[stuck crescent]

Krieg are clone test tub babies

GW had to break the lore to justify their grimderp approach to warfare

[lean fable]

maybe so are we all , have u ever seen a human actually being born?🤓

[stuck crescent]

Several

[crystal osprey]

When are we getting a tactical bikini

[lean fable]

thats crazy i always thought thats just a myth

[delicate vapor]

[lean fable]

yeah when? asking for a friend

[stuck crescent]

Another failure of the krieg educational system

[tawdry edge]

HOL ON IM STILL WORKING NO-

[delicate vapor]

[sly quest]

The nukes are held up… right above your workplace. Ill be waiting

[lean fable]

what education? everything we need to know is we have to die for emperor

[sly quest]

[tawdry edge]

This is why the Krieg sucks

Not even an education system

Smh

[drowsy lynx]

monkey's paw finger curls

It's only for ogryn

[lean fable]

what for we have a life expecency of like 5 mins after being deployed 😄

[stuck crescent]

if you have to

You have to die for the emperor if you have to

[tawdry edge]

That, iirc, was the expectancy of a specific event

[crystal osprey]

That’s fine by me

[tawdry edge]

Not all battlefields are like that

[lean fable]

we have to tho

[lean fable]

he protects us all so we owe BIG E

[tawdry edge]

He doesn't protect shit

[crystal osprey]

Hey

Come on.

[lean fable]

https://tenor.com/view/warhammer-40k-40k-spacemarine2-heresy-heretic-gif-15781539930698202487

[tawdry edge]

Loyalists be like: I got my whole life ahead of me

SHUT UP BITCH PERTURABO IS COMING

THE INFINITE CITADEL IS APPROACHING

[stuck crescent]

No, you don't

Krieg's whole thing is pragmatism, not suicidal moronism

[sly quest]

Nice birus

[stuck crescent]

Fucking lyons

God damn you for vraks

[crystal osprey]

And alternatively getting their image used for political dogwhistles

[lean fable]

can yall face that wall real quick just wanna take a photo... 😄

[tawdry edge]

Loyalists be like: emperor protects

Chaos be like: Horus Heresy, 13 black crusades, the maelstrom, space hulks, daemonculaba, the infinity citadel, death of Celestine, the DEATH OF SAINTS

[crystal osprey]

I didn’t know crushers were chaos crushers

[tawdry edge]

Y'all THE EMPEROR DIDN'T EVEN PROTECT HIS OWN SONS HE NOT GONNA CARE FOR Y'ALL

[crystal osprey]

My brain assumed they’d be marked as dreg in their id because they always spas gn with these freak maulers

It doesn’t even make sense

[crystal osprey]

But he had aura

Immaculate drip

[tawdry edge]

Yeah the aura of a chud

[delicate vapor]

my bowl of noodles is 50% noodles and 50% corn

[crystal osprey]

Didn’t he have nice hair

[tawdry edge]

You do realize that is the image the Emperor is purposefully projecting, right?
Under his massive gleaming appearance he's just a normal dude

His form is not his real self

[sly quest]

I don’t know… he did protect tho… he protected… something…

[lean fable]

its not his fault horus was a little boy with dadday issues smh, he raised him well and he had to be a such a bad boy

[crystal osprey]

Yeah I know he cultivated that image to like

Well

[tawdry edge]

He couldn't even protect himself

[crystal osprey]

For the whole thing to work really

[tawdry edge]

Say sike rn you cannot be fr

[sly quest]

I don’t know Lynxiee the emperor wouldn’t be so happy hearing you say that…

[crystal osprey]

Bro was lowk a hypocrite tho

[tawdry edge]

Well he's dead

So

[sly quest]

THE EMPEROR IS DEAD?!

[lean fable]

he held back bc he still loved him , he could just finished him in an instant probably

[tawdry edge]

He was also pathetic
Have you read The Last Church? Its a novel made to make the Emperor be right in his argument yet the story makes him lose the argument on accident

Legit horrible writing

[crystal osprey]

W propaganda

[sly quest]

Time to destroy 3 planets and start a war w everyone ✅

[crystal osprey]

Can’t even propaganda right

[tawdry edge]

Lol, lmao even.

[lilac crag]

I will fight the emperor

[crystal osprey]

The emperor draws himself as Chad and you as a soyjack

Therefore he wins the argument

[tawdry edge]

He did that and still lost the argument

How can you be such a miserable dictator...

[low blade]

Yesnt

[crystal osprey]

Do we think the emperor uses reddit

[sly quest]

Feet boy is here…

[stuck crescent]

Don't you have another black crusade to loose?

[hallow sage]

Perhaps

[tawdry edge]

That's how he got the plan to ban all religions

[low blade]

The disrespect...

[crystal osprey]

“Religion bad”
gets worshipped like a boss instead

[sly quest]

AWWWIEOWOOAWWW YOUR PFP WTH SO CUTE

[crystal osprey]

w emperor bro

[lean fable]

he detroyed horus like completly like no soul left nothing he couldve just pulled that as a first move and f horus before getting injured

[crystal osprey]

principles of steel

[graceful oyster]

Would any of y'all happen to know of any admech heavy/focused actual plays out there on the youtubs? Also good evening hope all're well.

[tawdry edge]

I see your popularity goes beyond lore chat

[hallow sage]

Just a Big Guy hanging with the Little Guys.

[crystal osprey]

Why feet boy

[sly quest]

HELLO HOPE YOURE HAVING A WONDERFUL DAY! @low blade probably knows someone

[crystal osprey]

As much as I find space marines overglazed I don’t think that’s the greatest sin of the warhammer community

[stuck crescent]

The krieg are the greatest sin

Obviously

[low blade]

Actual plays? As in battle reports?

[crystal osprey]

The worst party imo is the chuds that actually just believe everything from the propaganda part of the lore

Like

[tawdry edge]

He only uses that attack as last resort, lol. Emp's was losing his grip on his humanity probably due to his powerful psychic powers and probably why he sparingly used it.
That's why we only see mentions of that shit happening twice. Once during Ullanor and then end of the Heresy.

[crystal osprey]

Bro

[tawdry edge]

People that believed Yarrick was actually dead

Due to in lore propaganda

[sly quest]

Ok but he’s beautiful

[crystal osprey]

It says it right there so it’s true

[low blade]

[graceful oyster]

like ppl playing wrath n glory or IM. ttrpgs

[tawdry edge]

Sanguinius is beautiful, Emps is a chud

[stuck crescent]

And he was removed from legends

[lean fable]

yes but after horus wiped the floor with one of his best sons he shouldve just used that move and end this shi

[sly quest]

[sly quest]

Both are my wives.

[lilac crag]

i see the emperor the same way i see the pale king in hollow knight

[crystal osprey]

Trueeee

[tawdry edge]

We clearly see before the fight he didn't want to. He still wanted to cling to his humanity and that's why he failed.

[low blade]

[tawdry edge]

Losers?

[lilac crag]

its kinda silly to harp on the both of them when both stories specifically point out they were doomed from the very start

[low blade]

Then I dont know any lole

[sly quest]

[lilac crag]

its like

thanks magos obvious

[lean fable]

talking a lot of heresy here

[tawdry edge]

It's mostly because Emps was actually just dumb

But most of that

[lean fable]

😮

[tawdry edge]

Is the writers fault

And not the actual character

[sly quest]

My wife does no wrong

[tawdry edge]

He ends up being dumb because the writers were dumb

He's supposed to be insanely smart but he's so goddamn inconsistent

[tawdry edge]

We don't say heresy anymore pal this is not the 2002

[woven seal]

it really sucks how all optional krieg masks got goofy ass camos instead of the default pattern one

like rn

full green mask or goofyahh desert camo

[hallow sage]

Maybe he spent all of his life before the Unification Wars picking the exact worst possible way to get the outcome he wanted, so that when everything goes tits up he can say it all went as planned.

[stuck crescent]

Know what sucks more?

The krieg

[crystal osprey]

Krieg hater might hate the krieg

[woven seal]

[lilac crag]

Fault can indeed vary but i believe all the emperor variations have the most important aspect of him in mind

the fact that hes always been an idealist fighting a helpless fight

[lean fable]

im not your pal buddy

😄

[tawdry edge]

Not really, its always implied Emperor was rushing shit because he was in a really tight schedule
Shit was more fucked than he planned to be so he had to just improvise as he went

[lilac crag]

and that, again, we would have ended up here anyway

[tawdry edge]

Bro was running out of time

[hallow sage]

His alarm didnt go off and he was late. smh

[lilac crag]

im of the opinion that if the SoB or the mechanicus dont get us out of this mess

nothing will

[tawdry edge]

I think it's literally said that even if Emperor won the duel and didn't "die", the Imperium would collapse years after
But again, it was Alpharius narrating what he apparently saw

Not a trustworthy source

[crystal osprey]

I could do it if I tried

[lilac crag]

the writing is akin to johnnys recollections from cyberpunk

it is very one perspective sided

[stuck crescent]

Most of the imperium's failings aren't really the emperor's fault

The lion's share of the blame is on Malcador

[tawdry edge]

The SoB can't do shit, they're just a bypass for the church to have a specialized military zealot force. They're basically just child soldiers but have tits, and they're just as dumb as marines or the guard

And the Mechanicus lowkey got just dumb after the Heresy

Now everyone hoards info like dragons and dont share

[crystal osprey]

Oh my gosh I hate how the 2077 players see Johnny

[tawdry edge]

So no one can advance technologically

[stuck crescent]

Its funny, given how much of an obvious douche he was on the tabletop

[tawdry edge]

Despite the Imperium being the protagonists of the setting they're fucked

[crystal osprey]

And he sucked during the assault

Bro got one tapped

Npc

[lean fable]

well maybe we shouldnt advance too much anyways, i remember last time something very bad happened

😄

[stuck crescent]

Not as long as space marines sell

[crystal osprey]

But now 2077 enjoyers be crazy about Johnny

[lilac crag]

ill take your word on it, i actually have not read much on them. thought their holy powers were giga busted

[crystal osprey]

It’s not exactly helped by the fact even Adam smasher is fodder in 2077

[tawdry edge]

Marines are just lowkey better- and would be even better if they weren't hyper-indoctrinated kidnapped child soldiers

[stuck crescent]

Yeah, smashers rival was blackhand. Johnny was nothing to him

[vivid zinc]

He's only fodder if you make him fodder lol

[crystal osprey]

I feel like he kinda was to your average player

Just not allat

[tawdry edge]

The SoB are literally an excuse that the Church came up with after they were banned to have "men-in-arms" armies after some civil war way back then

Their powers come from the massive psychic link of too many zealotry which creates "miracles"

Its pretty much how Orks work

Or just Emps influence in the warp trying to make them useful

[vivid zinc]

I mean yes but most players are overpowered by time you fight smasher. You're more chromed out than he is, somehow.

[stuck crescent]

Some are better than others

Space sharks are probably the worst the imperium have to offer

[crystal osprey]

It lowkey annoys me how powerful v is

[vivid zinc]

V is definitely too strong by time end game hits lol

[tawdry edge]

The Imperium doesn't have them to offer, marines are more independent
They just do shit for the Imperium because they believe in it, well, most of them

But they 90% of chapters don't like being the Imperium's lapdogs

[vivid zinc]

I'm pretty sure most of that has to do with Sandy abuse or Netrunner abuse though. If you stay away from those 2 things V gets a lot more reasonable in terms of how powerful they are

[stuck crescent]

And then you have the minotaurs and firehawks

.....I miss the firehawks

[tawdry edge]

The Minotaurs were bred to be the High Lords lapdogs, it's different

The original Minotaurs were extinct

These are literally implied to be a manipulated chapter by the High Lords and Inquisition

Hence why they have so many high gear tech

[low blade]

We breeding Astartes?

[stuck crescent]

And probably iron warrior geneseed

[low blade]

[tawdry edge]

Nothing confirmed, only rumors

[stuck crescent]

Probably iron warrior geneseed

[tawdry edge]

Remember, astartes can be bred under the right biological mutations...
just ask Slaneesh or Bile

[low blade]

Oh they can be bred alright

[tawdry edge]

They still have dicks, they can get hard, they can feel arousal... they're just infertile

[crystal osprey]

hello ?

oh

i was wondering what i was reading

[stuck crescent]

Can we all agree the Daemonculaba was dumb

[ancient tinsel]

No

Chaoticussy is where it's at

[delicate vapor]

💀

[tawdry edge]

It wasn't dumb

Good concept, badly managed

The writers just tried too much and it turned out meh

[stuck crescent]

No

V dumb

Dumb-rrfic

Super-duper turbo dumb

[tawdry edge]

It could've been a chaosfied womb made of human flesh, maybe even daemonic in origin. But the way the writers approached it was just bad

[stuck crescent]

Dumb, got it

[vivid zinc]

That creation was so stupid you'd think that CS Goto wrote it into the lore.

[stuck crescent]

Uggghhh

[stuck crescent]

Fucking Goto

[tawdry edge]

It makes sense in story-telling but I wouldn't make my homebrew warband use it, they'll just make marines the usual way
But it makes sense for "we need rapidly increasing numbers of Astartes. Use chaos to enhance the making of warriors"
But it was just the way the daemonculaba works that the writers fumbled

[stuck crescent]

Dumb

Agreed

[lilac crag]

christ you are dead set on saying dumb

[stuck crescent]

Very

[tawdry edge]

Yeah what a very productive approach into discussion

[vivid zinc]

The daemonculaba frankly belongs in Berserk, not 40k lol

[tawdry edge]

I wonder why I still try to talk lore in here

Lore chat is a thousand times better

[stuck crescent]

Because there's not to discuss

I think its dumb, you don't

[lilac crag]

i mean, i like seeing you talk ab it

[stuck crescent]

Simple as

[jaunty path]

Waiting for the krieg space marines

[stuck crescent]

Catachan marines

That would be neat

[vivid zinc]

99% casualty rates, are so disposable they get Temu gene seeds?

[tawdry edge]

Yeah such a mannered way to act, whatever

[lilac crag]

dumb way to act actually

thumbs down

[tawdry edge]

It's just infuriating how the average gen chat dwellers react to it

You can't even mention the Black Crusades without people here going "OHH ABADDON BAD BECAUSE IT TOOK HIM 13 TRIES TO TAKE DOWN CADIA!!!" And thats not been canon since 3rd edition

[low blade]

Gen chat dwellers dont read books they read reddit posts and form opinions from there

[tawdry edge]

True

[delicate vapor]

yabi..

[delicate vapor]

tiktok videos and whatever info from MajorKill

[stuck crescent]

Not even other members of chaos really believe that outside the black legion

Talos called a-badd-one a failure to his face

[tawdry edge]

YOU ARE USING TALOS AS EXAMPLE??!!

HIS WARBAND IS WORTHLESS

[vivid zinc]

Ugh. MajorKill used to be funny but now he's just another gymbro bitch who whines about other content creators.

[tawdry edge]

HE WASNT EVEN THE LEADER

[hard gorge]

human skin farms
sewing adolescents jnto wombs
mutants literally flushed down the sewers

I feel like you coulda gone evil and grimdark with it but not in a weird fetish-y way

[tawdry edge]

THEY WERE HOMELESS, BADLY COHESIVE

COULDNT BARELY TAKE DOWN A CIVILIAN SHIP

PLUS THEIR MAIN FUCKING FLEET WAS ALWAYS ON THE BRINK OF FUCKING DEATH

THEY ARE THE WORST WARBAND EVEN BY AVERAGE STANDARDS

LITERALLY HOMELESS PEOPLE

[stuck crescent]

Doesn't he shill vitamin supplements and nude calendars?

[hard gorge]

Counterpoint
The night lords all sat silent and cried once they recovered a recording of Konrad Curze and its like a bunch of sad kids listening to a voice note from their dad

[stuck crescent]

Weirdo

[low blade]

The worst part about the daemonculaba is how everyone hypes it up as OH THE WORST THING EVER and its like, mild body horror and not even the worst thing in 40k lole. Its the tourist go-to

[hard gorge]

Yeah I heard he was shilling steroids or protein powder or something

[tawdry edge]

Yeah because of the psychic aura primarchs gave off that made their legionnaires react that way

[vivid zinc]

IDK about vitamin supps, haven't watched him in like 2-3 years. But yes on the nude calendars and art

[waxen sleet]

It was an attempt at Body Horror in a world full of Chaos Horror, and a poorly done one...

Wow there was some lag on that

[tawdry edge]

I think it's that + how badly executed it was, really
Again it should've worked wonders in lore but the writers just fumbled by trying to make it sound like the worst thing ever in 40k yet it barely scratches surface

[stuck crescent]

And it's dumb

[tawdry edge]

Seeing how Uriel reacts to the flaying part is so fucking funny

[low blade]

The writers dont try to, its just the generic go-to repsonse every redditor has

[hard gorge]

Its like
You know when people call ZZZ/genshin gooner bait and its like... an anime girl with really basic jiggle physics and showing thigh/bare hint of cleavage

[tawdry edge]

Like yeah man, thats so brutal
Imagine if a legion of people did that

[waxen sleet]

I feel like "Dragon Age: Origins" and the Broodmothers did a better job for Body Horror and Darkspawn reproduction

[tawdry edge]

Agreed

I think they could've went chaos womb direction and called it a day

Warp flesh thing that spits out marines

Done

But I guess someone wanted to include their vore fetish

[vivid zinc]

If you want real body horror check out Berserk's artificial behelit womb. That's the daemonculaba done properly.

[waxen sleet]

Giant Demon Coochie summon from the Warp, put Loyalist Marines and Guardsmen in... and spit Chaos Marines out; like Star-Belly Sneetch Machine from Dr. Seuss?

[stuck crescent]

Soo very, very, dumb

[hard gorge]

The big fat man in space could birth space marines

That would've been loads weirder

And less fetishy

[tawdry edge]

Probably not just the "put loyalist marine" part
Just make them use gene-seed to artificially change how it mutates people thrown in there

[south jetty]

guess I gotta stop reading books

fuck

[tawdry edge]

Like its a daemon thing that mutates people, marines use gene-seed to artificially change the mutations applied

[vivid zinc]

Books are for NERDS anyhow

[south jetty]

damn you right, I bully those guys

[hard gorge]

HE LAYS OUT THE PURPOSE OF EVERY SINGLE CRUSADE

[south jetty]

Someone has to

[hard gorge]

HE WASNT A FAILURE

[waxen sleet]

Don't forget youtubeshorts with an AI voice over! 😄

[south jetty]

PAIN

[stuck crescent]

Nah, a-badd-one big failure

[hard gorge]

"So the tau examined the dreadnought and what he found shocked him!"

[true widget]

I read nothing.. I cant read

[vivid zinc]

Real 40k fans hear about lore from other people and then pretend they're experts when regurgitating what they were told.

[true widget]

I dotn eventknowwhattimmyytyogjn

[low blade]

I will FORCE you to read. We can start with Necromunda

[tawdry edge]

There's an entire section in codex to explain it too

[true widget]

okay :)

[stuck crescent]

The amount of people who don't realise how insufferable the krieg where in dead men walking

[tawdry edge]

Fucking hell its just annoying

[waxen sleet]

"Did you know there is a loyalist Dreadnought within the traitor legion?"

[hard gorge]

I knew a guy who unironically believed the toasterfucker meme

[south jetty]

be like me: remember lore from over a decade ago that was retconned thrice over and then give up

[low blade]

Check yo DMs, playa

[waxen sleet]

The fan made AMVs using Sabaton's hit song?

[vivid zinc]

It's like how people complain about Matt Ward making Space Marines and Necrons friends. Nah, that's not what happened lol. They had a temporary truce then went back to being enemies.

[south jetty]

Pushing Necromunda like drugs, badass

[low blade]

Yes.

Which reminds me

[delicate vapor]

[hard gorge]

Sabaton fans on their way to make everything insufferable

[low blade]

Check yo DMs, playa

[stuck crescent]

Ych a fi, don't remind me

[south valve]

Hi gaymers

[sly quest]

Hello painted

[stuck crescent]

Sut mae

[vivid zinc]

Well back to Diablo 4 I go

[hard gorge]

SM2 fans (who have touched nothing else) are a PLAGUE

[south valve]

Hi Al!

Plink

[sly quest]

I don’t have the plink sticker

[waxen sleet]

No, the plague is in Darktide, in SM2 they fight space bugs

[stuck crescent]

He made trazyn, ever forgets that

[south valve]

Tragedy this day...

[vivid zinc]

Trazyn the based

[sly quest]

Please send me the plink sticker Jawa

[stuck crescent]

One of memehammers favourites

[waxen sleet]

He is also responsible for the bullshit that is the Grey Knights

[drowsy lynx]

https://media.discordapp.net/stickers/1494138587636175040.gif?size=320

[low blade]

[hard gorge]

Drink the wardian ultramarine juice, Neophyte! We are the best chapter in the galaxy!

[stuck crescent]

Also true

[sly quest]

You stink

[drowsy lynx]

I plink

[sly quest]

Thank you my goat

[vivid zinc]

Grey Knights canonically soaking in the blood of the Sisters of Battle to be immune to corruption...even though they were already immune to corruption is the dumbest bit of lore ever imo.