#general-chat
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leapord?
Chris
who wouldn't carack?
Deep sea Atlanteans
that's so crackable gng
Carack
Like angler fish
Krak
krak nade?
Deserts of Kharak?
Chris as long as something looks slightly human someone will crack it
WEEEE would all want to crack
We know this
"Sticky surprise! Eugh.. that sounds bad."
WE
Chris gives his sticky surprise to molewomen
Thats
Why a mole š
Bro pulling out all the stops to make the Atlanteans unattractive š¤š«©
or we would eat each other out
This universe has anglerfish Atlanteans
And star nose mole people
This is my vision
Hey girl
U an angler fish?
Cuz im drawn to ur light
This cinematic universe?
Any universe
Shortstack rat lady
The government canāt stop you
you know.. the way female angler fish do with male oens right? 
Yeah
Yeah
ok.. ok 
Dw we know
They are into that I guess
just saying
NNED A OGREN
They arent
PLZZZZZ
It's to ensure species survival
No I mean you guys
@sly quest needs an ogryn in her life
It's very hard to get a mate deep in the ocean
Mf turns into the health inspector from smiling friends "woah did that guy just turn into sand?"
I PRAY FOR THE GOD EMPORER TO PROVIDE US WITH A SPECIAL BOIII
Iām saying you
No the flirt is more of a
Time to try out this new event
I am willing to risk my life to be closer to you
i watched like the first half of season 1 
Flirt
Itās thammer time
Get ready to be rushed
50 ragers
Rushed like a hot woman
50 maulers
I have faith
actually easier with no fukin groaners up your ass half the time
They flank rush you at same time
might just be me
yeah
I donāt need your logical and helpful advice, I have the God Emperor with me.
just need 5 more missions 
I feel like something's missing without them
idk why i read that as cock for a second
Hairy ticks
yes
Ok so no molemen and humanity vs Atlanteans movie
If molewomen were in the movie you wouldnt be able to focus on the plot anyways
This is for the best
What about a alien gets captured by some hillbillyās and they poke it with sticks and feed it red bull
Various random tests
do cadians have richer or fairer skintones
Like they give it a katana
What does rich and fair mean
I saw something like this on youtube
are they WHITER or are they BROWNER
Really?
I think white?
im reminded of movies like sharktopus and zombeavers with your ideas chris 
Idk
yes
random as all hell
Dead ass
British people are white
Wow
Right?
I learned
theyre polite terms for skintone
Uhhh I think itās the entire spectrum
Iām used to lighter or tanner
A browner doesnt sound polite 
I say this
yeah cus ur an abhuman
Skin as white as snow
Nah im autistic
as in... not human!
I dont NEED to worry about that goofy stuff
When someone white i say nice white skin
just because u cant possibly fathom the concept of social cues doesnt mean u dont need to be polite to people
š”
When someone brown i say nice brown skin
I assume Cadians can be tan
Womp womp
idk i dont usually compliment people on their skin tone lol
Nobody does
I dont
im trying to make my ogryn lore accurate
They all look light tan when I see Cadians
Cant reload gun
What if it depends on where they are on the planet?
Cadian Fleshtone paint is pretty tan
š¤

Maybe it like earth?
Are they mates with the crimson fists?
Oh I thought they ment Cadians from cadia
so wouldnt that make them fairer?
They are like fair to light tan I usually see in depiction
idk most art of them shows them as white
ppl born in colder (usually high-altitude) environments usually have less melanin
I think darker skin means you are more tolerant to heat
I mean Cadia had a sun right
How'd this conversation even get started?
Yeah
yes that's what melanin is
Itās a fortress world right
So they just train and make new Cadians and sleep and eat
trying to figure out cadian skin complexion because im trying to make my new darktide character accurate
Do they ever do this when the suns out ?
Id say just white
Yeah, makes sense
I mean I just went with Light tan
guess they'll be pale then
I imagine even if your white as fuck you would get tan over time
makes them scarier
I don't think its really that deep
Like i used to be way paler
What?
cadia supposedly has a temperature of 20 degrees celsius
abbying, uh, abbying?
Oh yeah
what
Abby would love new york
Cadia doesnāt have snow tho
new york........ italians...................
The way they are introducing systemic racism
Whatās that in America
Doesnt need to
Its what she does
68 degrees fahrenheit
Oh damn
Are you stupid?
so very cold
Itās that cold like normally
68 is cold brah
68 is warm weather
Wait, whats cold?
Okay?
lol
shit is FREEZING over here
Get more tolerant then
20 isn't cold
Who's thinking that's cold?
Ive seen brown people here be fine
I said that too 
I still like going cadimexican
Change the melanin levels in ur skin like peter and cleveland did in the clam
Or in a block of ice
true
Go to the paint editor
Paint bucket
Wait so your making a Cadian
the area im in has very low humidity
which is weird
because its the pacific northwest
You'll be fineeee
im gonna go insane
yeaahh š
We got another one boys.
where's the damn arm pivot
It's freezing raining here
cadian ogryn
were already getting summer storms
A little rain never killed anyone
thats mine rn
i think i'll make him a bit tan
I got to mow the lawn
i dont want him ultra pale
Bit tan from touring other planets
true
Real gamers make their characters charcoal black then talk like a white guy named robert
Like a French fry
Just use bugman glow for light skin
Whenever i play an RPG
Job done
Magic is for nerds
Because it's funny to make the most generic dude imaginable
In a game with different races and new features
blonde blue eyes is not generic
It sounds more like the wolfenstein plot
When i hear blue eyes blonde
generic would be like oak brown with brown eyes
I see it often
are u in scandinavia
oh LOL
I see many blondes with blue eyes here
Ew
ppl with blue eyes are scary
they look like evil phantoms
Sabrina carpenter is scary?
shes hella scary
And there was almost a war over it
shes like aryan supreme
To compensate for it they gave michigan the UP
My yank knowledge is limited to whatever my da tells me
"I LIKE MY MEN AS CAPITALIST CUCKS" š„
It's near ohio
she said ts btw
erm ohio is in canada
Only farms
what are u talking about
Nice try
Has a town in it called gay lord?
Someone should make a cadian called Cadia
Make it a tall lady
We also have a town called
Petoskey
As in the stone
Because michigan was once underwater and surrounded with tropical water
what was that really long one that people made a song out of
Lmao
When it arouse from the water it got a bunch of fossils
cadia's strongest warrior
arose
Sometimes you can get fire coral fossils around here
the stone got "hard"
Nah michigan is aroused
arbite is so insanely good at just level 10 lmao
Aroused for blood
Please donāt arouse Michigan

Any trliobite?
he's gonna be a gunlugger
and im gonna stand in front of people
I want a petoskey
what about washed up whale bones
But id have to go to the city for some
while shooting my big ass gun
i heard you gotta call those in if you find one
Imagine having a dodo bro
If we dug deep enough sure
But i wouldnt turn it in
Not for money
Iād name my dodo big bird
More for my collection
no its for like uhh
Tracking whales or some shit
some kind of data tracking about whales, idk
The cool thing about the city Petoskey is that you can just go there
Turn over a few rocks
And get an ancient fossil
It's really sweet actually
I know my mom has a bunch too
Like a bag full
I took a 1987 el dorado from a parking lot in petoskey

It sounds like a pleasant place to visit for a fossil enthusiast
Detroit citizens returning to their home only to find a door and nothing else: š
we dont get whales but my cousins from the low lands tell us they get washed up dead dugongs after really bad hurricanes hit the countryside
Id suggest it
But michigan is big like every other staye
And people here dont know how to drive
So be careful
You ever see a seagull
Or some jacked hunter will shoot you with a Winchester rifle from his truck
Do those even exist there ?
Good
so wait
They dip for winter
I love places you can get fossils
do they dive down and steal your fries
And return for warmer times like other birds
the cadian backgrounds dont see you actually fight the in black crusades but they see you fight a bunch of other campaigns in the Fringe Wars
No
They dont bother us
They're scared of us
You can train seagulls
We also have pigeons
You trained them to fear you lol
Yeah
Big
I love pigeons
We have a few bats here too
Pigeons are old war veterans
They deserve better
Horses too
Elephants
They had ancestors die in war
They deserve benefits
Average pigeon nest: š„¢
Don't taste good either
Bluegills taste good
How do you know
I love bluegills
I was hungry
how was it
Same with gull
Not good
It was closer
It stared too long
If it helps, didn't know it was pigeon
it came to him
Or gull
In a dream
You ate a seagull too?

Bruh
I didn't know
You just shooting at sounds in the sky
And he woke up next to the sea with a pigeon in his mouth
already plucked and everything
No, that would have been my ex
I see

idk about gulls but we have slingshots
We cant eat geese tho
It impresses me that despite all this time
The shepard's sling is still pne of the most lethal weapons we have invented
No comment
Lmao
It's like three pieces of leather or rope
They can take our things but they cant take the urge to throw rocks rlly fast and rlly far
hard to get like the actual leather nowadays, the one i had used a type of industrial rubber lmao

No get the spear launcher things
Why not both
lmao the uhh
That we used to lure mammoths into spike pits
fuck what was it called
And throw rocks onto
Both is good
Sometimes when im out walking
I pick up a stick
And just carry it with me
Bro
You ever wanna stab a saber toothed tiger
an Alatl?
Yes
the think you put a spear on top on and like launch it
I could do it
You mean my ex?
I think
We need obsidian blades
Always wanted to make an obsidian knife
They break easy
Sharp though
always wondered how u sharpen those
yeah its delicate but it can be sharp
Break piece with another
Micro smash
Me and my ex
Hey


That's my thing
Wait, was your ex also a f*nn?
Your meme is state property now
a wuh
Iāve never even met a Finn Iām pretty sure
I typed Russia
pun intended lmao
Next you'll be burying the krieg once a day and calling the chainsword the best weapon in the game
My ex was finnish

Hey krieg
id uhh ask howd a welsh meett a finnish person but u dont need to answer that 
Sut mae
I love the death korp of krieg :3
I'm sorry
Not the reaction I was expecting
AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH
I was expecting more of āWHAT?! FUCK YOU!!! IM GONNA TURN YOU INTO LAMB CHOPā
happy birthday missus
plays half-life 2 sound clip about that beer I owe ya

I actually had lambchops today š
i actually never beat half life 
i played it when i was a kid and never got back to it
Well if you can. Get your hands on the orange box.
Or if you on PC just buy it
well if it isnt gordon freeman in the flesh or rather in the hazard suit

sorry
Or just push them
Are you going to get drunk in the bathtub ?
arbites update tommrow
"Damnation"
You've legit answered your own question.
Damnation is limbo for people who managed to make it beyond Heresy but can't get a handle of the game enough to move up to auric
So naturally players are just worse there.

Previously it was everyone saying that Heresy players are bad, I see we moved up to Damnation players are bad
I give it another four months before we move on to Auric players are bad
Yāknow itās weird that the poser children of the main factions of both Star Wars and 40K have blue as their main color. 501st Legion and Ultramarines respectively
Can't forget the Crimson Fists before them
Blue = good
How long have the ultramarines essentially been the quintessential Astartes faction?
Since uh... 4th?
since forever
3rd?
they were made to be the poster children of the space marines
every faction has the main poster boys for it
Guard = Cadia
Chaos = Black legion
Marines = Ultramarines
Eldar = craftworld/drukhari
I'll craft your world 
I get that, put if you were to ask someone who isnāt familiar with 40k they would probably at least be familiar with the ultramarines with they love putting them in promotional material
It's the easier to sell minis, and since their numbers are always gigantic its easy to fit them in every situation
the UM aren't limited to a single gimmick, they have more adaptability for every type of character and situation
plus easier to look at heraldry
plain blue, simple symbol
Crimson fists š¤¤
when are we getting a power fist
Which class would be best for storming scientology
As soon as the Ogryn learn how the hel to use them
Scum
ogryn accidentally aims the power field towards their own head
red mist over the entire valkyrie
Resisting my brainworm requires active effort now
the soon to be admech
I'll crimson your fist 
thank you
Arbites would be the one protecting the scientology building tho
console shitters ruin games again
in other news: the sky is blue
how tf is the basic concept
of coherency
this blue raspberry alien mechsuit is so difficult to assemble
anathema to these idiots
the arms weigh too much so no amount of superglue i use, and no technique i use causes it to stick on
Me when im console only and have done havoc 40s with no issue
i somehow got the left leg to stick perfectly to the point where it can hold the entire weight of the supremacy armour
Shitting on console players for NO reason
but the right leg refuses to stick
not even to mention the fusion eradicator
i have to use a damn paper towel roll in hopes that the glue sticks it to the main body and it doesnt just fall off
console players are far worse on avg
Pin it
i dont have thoseee
My only complaint about console players is that they hot mic often. Besides that, can't really complain
Like, here and there you will have that one dude who doesn't know the "mute" button exists
a thumbtack or paperclip is too weak and too short
resin weighs a lot more than plastic i can tell
Ive yet to meet console players that are actually so shit at the game that i have to hard carry them
Speaking of coherency
There's a bug with vet's survivalist
That makes it so teammates kills don't send it in cool down
Infinite ammo glitch

thats just pre change vet
Yup
Idk what kind of console players this guy complaining abt console players is playing with but
If youre running into players that bad
Just learn to solo missions
absolutely
Alrighty awesome, full disclosure: Might have connection problems
aggghhhh i hate getting superglue on me
I'll super your glue 
Hot water?
Or warm water with soap or whatever
I think it's the latter
But like Dawn, not other stuff
Had to use nail polish remover to soften it, then scrub at it with some gritty soap, and then finally just peel off the skin 
Next time I'll use gloves and open a window
my eyes have burned a few times assembling the t'aunar
tuna
Damnation* players are far worse on average.
And it's not even a big deal honestly.
Wsp gng
I never get to play with other Kasrkin or Cadians its sad
Damnation is the new Heresy, after all.
The real thingy is why auric is kinda more easier than it was before
Or is only me i dunno

It's easier because the general player skill level there is just higher.
Meaning they also understand the game enough to use the stuff power creeping the fuck out of the game.
True
But still feel something is off I wasnt playin darktide in a long time and I gotted dragged by a friend to auric and I was playing psyquic, the only time I died was when I exploded myself for stupid
Im not good as psyker tbh im newbie to his gameplay even I played sometimes
But if you do feel something is pff
Auric isn't really as challenging as it used to be anymore
this game is SO easy
I don't even think it's the game is easy
Depends
It's that at a certain point of understanding of the game
Is more as hiw good is the team
You can run shit that just invalidates the challenge of the game.
True
Ye
Bigger health pools
But player power is so inflated that those things don't really matter.
At least when you have a bare understanding of what works and what doesn't.
Like
Psyker for one
Once you understand their kit proper
You start to realize just how disgustingly powerful they actually are
Fr
And is monster to kill hordes
And to protect the team at the same time
Even on melee psyker is op with the greatsword when it charged
Or even half way
Erase a lot and stuns too
lol got a 78 on my easiest class's final exam
only brought me down one point though so that's a W
i dont read a lot of comics but Absolute Batman is the best iteration ive read so far
Noice
they should give you an 100
y
You deserve it 
it
I'M THE GIANT SCUM THAT MAKES ALL OF THE RULES
Let's see what kind of trouble we can get ourselves into
free drugs
I played darts today
But unfortunately I got banned
I kept throwing darts at cop cars instead of the dart board
its their fault for parking there smh
Parked?
park the police
@fair bridge what class
Hive Scum
microsoft office shit
Mouse in baked beans
word, excel, powerpoint, access
i just speedran the exam since it's all easy shit
just a prereq class so nothing major
pissed me off i had to do a monday lecture though
such a waste of time
Are you s first year student?
it's my second semester
Hive Scum
first semester was all math and english and shit
That's the only class you should pay attention to
Holy UK
no ill get drunk in my pc chair
sameee
So like a chair for when you on yo pc
Number 19
My pc chair is a half destroyed office chair thats like a decade old
Going to take a light nap at 12:36pmā¦
I stole it from my last job 
we got lucky and got these insanely expensive office chairs from a habitat for humanity for like $25 each
some big headquarters nearby went out of business and sold all their office shit
anyone elses hitmarkers just randomly disappearing in mission?
I dont need hitmarkers 
office chairs ā
gaming chairs 
got this for 50 bucks on office relocation garage sale
Hey
When you get cryo frozen
Or put in stasis
Etc
If you had to pee before it happened
Would you have to pee when you wake up
Or do you fast before you go in
What do yāall think?
E
It should.
People donāt croon anymore
If I take all 3 20% resistant and added up with 20% from talent would that be 80% resistant?
Hello comrade ChrisTheCadian

Hiii
It has some diminishing returns if I remeber correctly.
Guess what
owl-drugs.gif
New drugs at usual dropoff. On the house
Woo!
Still worth imo.
It almost doubles the amount of shots you can survive
Or triples
Henlo! ā„
Yeah 195% is almost triple
Man if this was back in the day life would be easy
I could just sell oranges and lemons lmao
I put 21% health x 3 on my bigh man

"U get ~195% toughness/health vs gunner as opposed to ~156%"
By Path
Aka Vet guide writer
Current all the same blessing
4% skill cool down
12% ally revive speed
5% health
Planning to change health to gunner resistant sounds good?

I just rock 3 gunner and say fuck everything else 
komrad jerry
If something gave me crusher resist id take it
But gunners are the only real issue imo
So 2 gunner resistant is good enough?
Too bigh to dodge and easy to get staggered gg

i have
2 stamina regen
1 sprint efficiency
1 corrupt resist
1 sniper resist
1 gunner resist
3 cooldown reduction
I run three because gunner resist affects bulwarks too
Oh my god
Reapers
Not bulwarks.

I run no resists
-# i like not running out of stamina
Unless I'm playing gas huffing zealot
suffering from sigma
Shroomigma male
i just run the same 3 perks on all my curios because im too lazy and it works just fine
Hello
@tawdry edge u fell off
I like toughness so I donāt explode from one shot
And health
So I can survive getting exploded from a pox
Wait does bomber count for pox burster ???
wtf am I running
I need to actually check
I think itās sniper bomber and gunner
I should change bomber I guess
I thought bombed was pox busters
I used to get hit by snipers a lot more during hectic moments
What would you recommend
depends but for my vet i bring toughness stamina and health
and i think i have like
hang on lemme look
toughness health stam blessings and 2x gunners 2x toughness 3x stam regen and 2x revive speed
thats my vet
I use max health toughness and toughness regen
Then the Gunner sniper and bomber resist
do not use toughness regen it is hogshit
Ok Iāll change that
I run two 21 health and 1 17 toughness
like just dont walk in the bomber stuff dummy
idk whats more usless mutant damage resistance or grimoire resistance
I guess Iāll change tough regen to max health
Bomber to gunner resist?
Double gunner resist?
most people do that yeah
2x or 3x
i believe it is additive stacks not multiplicative
What difference
ja
so I rn have 17 toughness with toughness health and gunners
21 max health with Meath toughness and gunners
And another 21 max health with max health toughness and snipers
good enough
I can try change sniper
if its vet i would take a stam one but its whatever
I can try dat
sniper resist is fine if u cant dodge snipers consistently like i get it
I never did Stam before
Itās more if I get swarmed while a snipers on me
Like I have to focus on avoiding a crusher but Iām Forsure going to eat one sniper shot
for vet its nice having extra stam, i have gotten some good mileage out of it
but it's not a big deal
Stam regen?
slaps hood this vet got 500k mileage
Is that it?
no a +3 stam blessing
Ohhhhh
500k more until Poxbreaker. :>
Slide to the left.
Slide to the right.
Criss cross!
Criss cross!
But I like extra health lol
i use +21 health +17 toughness and +3 stam
Thas all ya need pal
Ya Iām a vet lol
If I change sniper resist is gunner resist good then?
Mkay Iāll try that out
resisting bullets is pretty nice
I am updated
I had those stats since I started playing
I have evolved
Thanks mallow
i bought some beerrr to celebrate winning exams
still though, the enlightened curio setup is +exp +curios and +curio chance
Iāve evolved from Cadian to Kasrkin
I dodge them, that's why they call me Boris.
My next evolution is Knight Commander
boris dodgeson
brosi
biros
diddy fell off
Collecting guardsmen liek PokƩmon would be funny
I donāt understand the point of true level
indeed
My zealot is apparently level 1,200 or some stuff according to some randos
I really donāt care lmfao
Wait mud is like dirt and water right
It's a fun, silly stat.
Yes
krieg would be ground water type I guess
trench trio
I'm gonna start reading "mud" as "Muh D!" because I am very immature.
eat some food my little krieglet
What would Cadians be
yes grow
Fighting type?
grow to be a big krieglar
Krieg evolved to riding a horse
Ghost type, obviously.
Krieg are air type because their heads are full of it (misposted this in zelchat initially, I am very tired)
Cadians being ghost type is fucked up
Fucked up, but very funny. 
We arenāt all dead lmao
There is no Zealot Chat in Ba Sing Se.
What about inside?
Why not psychic type
Oh fuck off lol
Cadians are sand type
Only some of us

FUCK
Throwing pocket Cadia at their enemies
Cadian used "Rubble". It's not very effective...
CADIANS ARE FOSSIL POKĆMON
weāre an ancient species lmao
You have new Cadians
And old fossil Cadians
Also Aerodactyl is my favorite
Moebians are poison type, surely
Cadian: "Cadian, Cadian"





