general-chat

[gloomy tartan]

Bro link be smashing pots

[brazen pelican]

Oh no. Is cat okay? (I don't give a fuck about your wallet. )

[gloomy tartan]

Tomb raider

Looting dungeons

[sly quest]

Anything for 4 coins ig

[gloomy tartan]

Looting battlefields

Looting corpses

[misty trench]

oh she's fine, 100% fine actually

[gloomy tartan]

You know what fucks me up

[brazen pelican]

Happy to hear it. :>

[gloomy tartan]

Finding gold or potions or a weapon on a wolf

[sly quest]

1 cigarette?

[misty trench]

my wallet is not fine though so you better care about it lmao

[gloomy tartan]

Like did you reach up in the wolfs mouth

[brazen pelican]

I will start caring about your wallet. You should invest in bitcoin 🫡

[gloomy tartan]

Where the fuck did the wolf carry a health potion 5 gold coins and a iron dagger

This wolf doesn’t have pockets

Where did I pull these items out

[true widget]

sweat

[gloomy tartan]

That’s the shit they don’t explain

[misty trench]

true I guess I don't have to worry about financial solvency if I just become insolvent

[true widget]

only word I saw

buuuuuuurr0

burp

excuse me guys

my bad,,

[brazen pelican]

You could also bet on Colorado winning this year. They're looking crazy good.

[misty trench]

problem is I can only spell it as Colourado

[brazen pelican]

(Disclaimer, betting is a scam, don't do it.)

[brazen pelican]

Common(wealth) L.

[delicate vapor]

That’s a bank over here in Australia

[misty trench]

when the wealth is neither common nor wealthy

[delicate vapor]

[brazen pelican]

Hate when that happens.

[brazen pelican]

Really?

[delicate vapor]

Yurp

[little marten]

EAT THE RICH

[gloomy tartan]

I don’t smoke cigawets

[misty trench]

me watching commonwealth bank apologise for money laundering like as if we didn't all already know

[brazen pelican]

AND THE WORMS!

[little marten]

😏

[delicate vapor]

Insert drake and lil yachty laptop gif

[brazen pelican]

Classic case of "We're not sorry we did it, we're sorry we got indisputably caught"?

[gloomy tartan]

Fetty wap

[tired steeple]

Who was burping

That’s my thing

[gloomy tartan]

Never forget fetty wap

[delicate vapor]

I remember combank had a app issue and they gave me $100 for free

Spent that shit on robux

[sly quest]

Oh my god Elios.

[delicate vapor]

It was back in 2022

[misty trench]

yeah the big 4 banks can just do that lmao

[delicate vapor]

Pretty much

[misty trench]

but they'll only do it when they suspect you'll possibly swap banks

[delicate vapor]

I’m already on two banks

[misty trench]

same, got my aussie bank and my canadian bank

[delicate vapor]

First thing I did when I got my first bank account was buy black ops 3

[true widget]

is it really.. sorr.,,, y

pls dont hurt me

[little marten]

I’m still using some normal ass account that doesn’t accrue interest lmao

[delicate vapor]

[sly quest]

Change that up and build your own bank

[little marten]

I wasn’t put on this earth to fathom money

Maybe in my next spin of the wheel

[tired steeple]

Raagghhh

[sly quest]

Lemme see

Nope, femboy.

[brazen pelican]

You were put here to perform mitosis. We need more worms!

[little marten]

Lets split!

[dire kayak]

hmmm

[dire kayak]

absolutely

give me 5.7 minutes

[delicate vapor]

Wiggling like a worm rn

[rough verge]

Whats the dump stat on arb shock maul

[worn quail]

playing with worms rn

[hazy kestrel]

I want to say either defenses or mobility

[worn quail]

mobility

[rough verge]

Thanks chat

[worn quail]

i love you.

[rough verge]

Trying arb today :3

[hazy kestrel]

Going to see the Worms from Nowhere atm

[rough verge]

I love you too man

[brazen pelican]

Gonna play some Worms Armageddon.

[fair bridge]

if i crash again i'm taking you all down with me

[hazy kestrel]

Hardware issue

[misty trench]

fathoming my lack of money fr

well temporary lack of it but still

[sly quest]

I genuinely hope all trappers die.

[delicate vapor]

She’s so hot tho

Who said that

[brazen pelican]

I've heard banks give it for free if you go there and threaten them.

[delicate vapor]

?

[misty trench]

deep appreciation for that one helbore veteran making it their life goal to dunk all specialists in record times

[fair bridge]

all in a day's work

[delicate vapor]

What a week

[hazy kestrel]

It’s only Wednesday, Elios

[rough verge]

Chat

What talents do I use on arb

Ion know

[jaunty path]

ur welcome

Exec stance timer makes it high priority

[jaunty path]

#arbites-class is good

[rough verge]

I forgot bout the class specific channels

Been a min

[jaunty path]

but if ur just playing auric you'll shred through whatever you see no matter what

[misty trench]

do your mental health a favour and forget again

[delicate vapor]

Thursday over here

[brazen pelican]

I find it hard to build Arbites "wrong".

[rough verge]

Its either the Playstation or alcohol man

[misty trench]

ok that's mean the class chats aren't that bad, just avoid all of them except ogryn

[jaunty path]

The Infinite and The Divine made me love reading again.

[brazen pelican]

I don't recognize anything except #general-chat .

[jaunty path]

zealot chat is just gen chat w images ngl

[misty trench]

you don't need to do this to urself

[brazen pelican]

Missus! I've been hoping to see you in here. I need advice.

[delicate vapor]

Ogryn the only class I like to play when having to deal with the puzzle thing

[jaunty path]

Yeah?

[brazen pelican]

Do I play TCOAAL now or do I wait until it is finished?

[hazy kestrel]

Oh no

[pure quail]

the coal?

[delicate vapor]

[jaunty path]

imo the story is pretty good where it is right now but of course the third chapter is still in the works.

I'd get it now before it goes up in price most likely

[brazen pelican]

I already own it, been waiting for it to finish but it's been so long.

[jaunty path]

Go ahead and read then lul. its up to you. I think you should

The choices and different endings should keep you entertained

[brazen pelican]

Excellent. :>

[jaunty path]

Warning: It might cause The Feels™

Andrew had a hard childhood :(

[brazen pelican]

I fully expect it to. I love things that makes me depressed.

[jaunty path]

and a hard life tbh

I can't blame him for doing anything he's done to ashley like holyfuck

[brazen pelican]

Sounds like it's right up my alley.

[jaunty path]

She's terrible is what I mean :p

[grand terrace]

are there unironically people who have hundrds of hours and STILL havent graduated to havoc and are hardstuck in aurics? lol

[hazy kestrel]

NEURO! DON’T PLAY THE COFFIN GAME! NEURO!

[jaunty path]

go read it before I spoil it

lmao

[brazen pelican]

🫡

[brazen pelican]

Some people just play to vibe.

[delicate vapor]

[jaunty path]

Personman your entire understanding of coffin game is Incest Kink: The Story

[pure quail]

vibing for the emperor

[grand terrace]

so why not vibe in for example malice?

btw you can vibe in havocs too

[jaunty path]

malice is too easy

[hazy kestrel]

It sounds messed up :(

[grand terrace]

so its about difficulty?

[pure quail]

there is an equilibrium between difficulty and ability to vibe

[sly quest]

Not while being trapped every 2 seconds.

[grand terrace]

i vibe in havoc 40 all the time lol maybe thats just me tho

[brazen pelican]

Don't ask me. I don't care how people choose to play their games.

[worn quail]

Trapped by body cramming, not trappers

[grand terrace]

oh oh look at me i dont care im so cool

[worn quail]

H40 is a blast with frens

I would rather chew broken glass than do 40s with randoms

[sly quest]

Your last name is starsoup

[jaunty path]

I mean it is a fucked up story but it's mostly edgy webcomic humor. I like it a lot.

It also depicts an abusive relationship as well. Abusive. So much that it reminded me of my parents arguing lmao.

[grand terrace]

why not

just play to vibe as they say

not to win

[jaunty path]

I can't blame you

People are complete pussies when it comes to just pushing forward

[grand terrace]

meh most ppl follow if u frontline

from my experience

[jaunty path]

not in the last one I played

mfs couldn't get it through their head that staying in the drop down section of vigil station is a fucking death trap lmfao.

[grand terrace]

what map is that

[jaunty path]

Just PUSH FORWARD. DON'T PLAY TAUNT OGYRN THAT'S NOT GOING TO HELP IT'S ONLY GOING TO MAKE IT WORSE

[tight pine]

France

[grand terrace]

funny detected

[jaunty path]

long bridge

[pure quail]

please censor that next time

[grand terrace]

and scan before?

5 bodies

[jaunty path]

uhh

i cant remember

[tight pine]

No

[jaunty path]

its really dirty

[pure quail]

:(

[jaunty path]

look itu p

[brazen pelican]

There are people with hundreds of hours in-game and don't know which map Vigil Station is?

[grand terrace]

wow wow

[jaunty path]

These maps blend together overtime

[grand terrace]

debate: won

ok yea its the 5 body scan one

[brazen pelican]

[grand terrace]

what drop down section

the one after waiting for stairs to come down?

[jaunty path]

yeah the very beginning

[sly quest]

Aldeéra do you play darktide

[jaunty path]

mfs couldn't push past it

[pure quail]

I sometimes partake in a bit of dark tide, yes

[grand terrace]

dont think ive ever seen that before

[covert jolt]

you don’t remember metalfab vigil comsplex smelter station oblivious? not a real dark tider..

[dire kayak]

hmmm

[tight pine]

All I remember is the train one
The literal train
The one with the lights and the elevator
The sandy one
The place we fight captains
And obscura den

[jaunty path]

"noooooo we need to stay on this part you need to stay behind" NO I AM AHEAD OF YOU. AS A FUCKING IJ ZEALOT. IF I CAN DO IT, YOU CAN TOO, ARBITRATOR.

[grand terrace]

too annoying names

[sly quest]

Get ready we gonna play tomorrow

[pure quail]

I simply avoid memorising the maps because then I can pretend every mission is a new one

[pure quail]

oh ok

my body is ready

[jaunty path]

arb players are so ass.

[pure quail]

no I have a dog

[jaunty path]

they need to ban this fuckin class man

get these dudes back in heresy

[pure quail]

no I like my dog

[tight pine]

Please double check

[jaunty path]

I quadruple checked

trust me

[grand terrace]

yea arbs suck

and psykers suck

[pure quail]

mans just jealous of my dog

[brazen pelican]

But it's my favorite class for when I just want to not die.

[jaunty path]

the only thing worse is a taunt ogyrn throwing me off completely.

[pure quail]

exactly

[jaunty path]

If you are GOOD at the goddamn game and actually use your melee.

You'll live

but no

these guys

rely on ranged for horde clear

then complain about people taking their ammo

[brazen pelican]

But I want to smack the Bursters. For the Emperor, or something.

[tight pine]

Executioner shotty spam?

[jaunty path]

use your goddamn melee.

[pure quail]

defenestrate them

[jaunty path]

SOON.

[pure quail]

NOT SOON

NOW

IT IS YOUR MORAL DUTY

[jaunty path]

yes sir

[pure quail]

TO THE EMPEROR

[jaunty path]

throws slaaneshi out the window

[hazy kestrel]

Prague moment

[brazen pelican]

Weeeeeeeee! Again! Again! :>

[pure quail]

good man

[jaunty path]

Like

[grand terrace]

and best players are zealots

[tight pine]

Hello thammaxxer!

[jaunty path]

you're arbitrator. you have the best horde clear in the game

[hazy kestrel]

I don’t remember you

But hello

[jaunty path]

well

yeah actually

Best horde clear

[pure quail]

hell yeah we are

[brazen pelican]

My Melee Scum begs to differ. :>

[tight pine]

Former servo skull, thank ye

[delicate vapor]

[hazy kestrel]

Oh

[jaunty path]

potato pototo yeah but like

btl

use ur btl

please

[brazen pelican]

BTL and Shield Flash is funny as fuck. Stunlocking hordes of Crushers.

[ripe tangle]

if I called a Dominos and asked them to make it Ohio Valley Style, you think they’ll do it?

[drowsy lynx]

Inferno staff?

[jaunty path]

I never ever tell anyone to run a specific class because counterpicking is for complete losers and means nothing if you're dogshit

[tight pine]

Yeah, if they know what they’re doing

[sly quest]

Whi wanna play rn

[ripe tangle]

I guess it would depend on the location then lol

[jaunty path]

but these mfs keep going "mmm maybe we need vet?" NO YOU NEED TO PLAY BETTER

ACK.

[hazy kestrel]

Missus

[brazen pelican]

Boyfriend plays Arbites, that and backstab talent on my Scum makes Rotten Armor kinda easy.

[jaunty path]

STOP USING DUELING SWORD

BAN. DUELING SWORD.

[hazy kestrel]

Why are you torturing yourself with havoc

[jaunty path]

SKIN DUELING SWORD USERS ALIVE

NOW.

[hazy kestrel]

You’re not having fun by the sounds of it lmao

[grand terrace]

u should pick best comp because players suck in this game so u need every advantage u can get

[jaunty path]

THE DIFFICULTY IN HAVOC ISN'T HAVOC ITSELF ITS THE PLAYERS

[hazy kestrel]

Take a break

[jaunty path]

SKIN. EVERY.LAST.ONE.ALIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[tight pine]

Really?
Right now?
Why not Sunday?

[hazy kestrel]

Step away from Darktide for a bit.

[brazen pelican]

Daddy Konrad, chill.

[hazy kestrel]

Play Mordhau

[jaunty path]

I am taking a break this was days ago I'm just ranting about old shit

[pure quail]

vet kinda cheeks though

[hazy kestrel]

:)

Oh

Play Mordhau :)

[misty trench]

Vet is overpowered lol

[jaunty path]

[pure quail]

but vet is so boring though

[tight pine]

Plasma gun is fun though

[pure quail]

it's just normal shooty shooty fps guy

[brazen pelican]

Our group started having our Vet bring Smoke Grenades. Ridiculous.

[stuck crescent]

No

[pure quail]

why would I play that when I can blow up peoples brains

[misty trench]

depends on build, melee vet is fun

[grand terrace]

smoke nade is most op thing about vet

[limpid vigil]

Aparently fatshark posted some picture that looks like a new shield and maul mark for arby. I saw it on reddit so take with a pinch of salt

[misty trench]

helbore vet also scratches an itch even though I hate that style of trigger

[jaunty path]

If you're having fun playing vet, play vet, if you're having fun playing ogyrn(no taunt) play ogyrn. if you're having fun playing whatever that isn't obnoxious then do what fucking ever!

team composition does not FUCKING MATTER!!!!!

[ancient tinsel]

FEMALE. CUSTODE.

[thick coyote]

True
Havoc 1.0 was actually good

[jaunty path]

AUGGH

[thick coyote]

[brazen pelican]

I'll play Smyker with you. ♥

[hazy kestrel]

I see you, King

[pure quail]

having 4 zealots running around is quite peak though

[tight pine]

[misty trench]

hopping into Missus' game with tauntgryn and smyker

[limpid vigil]

https://www.reddit.com/r/DarkTide/s/EPw4tcqvf1

[hazy kestrel]

You dropped this: 👑

[thick coyote]

Me
I'm the smyker 🗣️

[brazen pelican]

Pipe bomb. So cool. I wonder what will happen when I-

[limpid vigil]

Proof i'm not making crap up

Hope it's true

[rough verge]

Virus

[brazen pelican]

Throw in Castigator Arbites, as well, that focuses on holding up the rear.

[delicate vapor]

did homer drop his donut

[tight pine]

Yes

[thick coyote]

D'oh

[blazing ibex]

Honestly this is why I like having my own 40

[thick coyote]

I mean

Duh

[limpid vigil]

Aparently that's what happened with palchion

[hazy kestrel]

Hello Goblin,

[blazing ibex]

I don't have to give a shit about team comps or doing everything possible to win

[jaunty path]

Honestly yeah you're right taunt ogyrn is pretty vital to the mission. Having all the enmies congealed into one big slurry mix of carapace, flak and montrosity is SURE helpful and definitely doesn't murder us immediately.

[tight pine]

I’m gonna say it:

[jaunty path]

:)

[tight pine]

Melta when?

[limpid vigil]

D'oh it's a duhnut

[limpid vigil]

Wrong reply missus

[blazing ibex]

I just wanna have fun. Winning is nice but metaslaving to do it is boring to me.

[brazen pelican]

I try to kill them and don't die. :>

[rough verge]

Doing damage to bosses w arb is kinda hard

[jaunty path]

@misty trench meant to reply 2 u..

[jaunty path]

with shield..............

Every taunt ogyrn

uses shield.

[limpid vigil]

Depends on if ya run dog or not

[blazing ibex]

Henlo.

[rough verge]

I can hit em a bunch with my mace but its futile

[delicate vapor]

i do dis can i get a cookie

[brazen pelican]

Of course, taunt and use shield special, just stand there and get webbed by trapper is my MO.

[tight pine]

Yes,
Always use unnecessary amount of boolet,

[jaunty path]

basically the worst weapon because a lot of them don't know the light attack is WORTHLESS.

[blazing ibex]

Run dogge

[rough verge]

Im level 4 so I cant use lone wolf yet anyway

[limpid vigil]

With dog it's easy, without? Hard

[jaunty path]

YOUR LIGHT ATTACKS MEAN NOTHINGGGG. SPAM. HEAVIES. PLEASE.

[limpid vigil]

Dogs soften em up a lot

[jaunty path]

[tight pine]

Who doesn’t use the dog?

[brazen pelican]

But I get interrupted charging heavy attacks.

[limpid vigil]

Some ppl

[blazing ibex]

A lot of people actually.

[misty trench]

that's why you need smyker to stunlock them all and the bursters hidden within ofcofc

[blazing ibex]

Because Lone Wolf is very strong.

[jaunty path]

[tight pine]

[limpid vigil]

If u use remote det it counter like 90% of bosses

[jaunty path]

this is cognitive terrorism

[worn quail]

Well my dog is stronger

And is also a good boy

[blazing ibex]

Unlimited impact grenades is nothing to scoff at.

[worn quail]

[brazen pelican]

Alright, I'm gonna stop now, I don't want to be responsible for Missus having an aneurysm.

[jaunty path]

no no its not serious

[blazing ibex]

Tbf objectively

[jaunty path]

im not like legit stressed out im just being dramatic lmfao

[waxen sleet]

Im stealing that expression

[thick coyote]

You know the class is mid when It has 2 talents dedicated to dealing extra damage to bosses and still considered weak against bosses

[blazing ibex]

If you know how to micromanage dog

[thick coyote]

[brazen pelican]

Well then.

[blazing ibex]

It is genuinely stronger than Lone Wolf

[limpid vigil]

Plague ogryn exists in vicinity? Staggered and electrified , chaos spawn? Tripped and scraped it's knee. Only the packmaster can put up a fight

[blazing ibex]

From a pure DPS perspective

[true widget]

can u guys believe my request got declined for a havoc 18 once

[jaunty path]

its just impressive how incompetent DT players can be

lmao

[delicate vapor]

[tight pine]

Let him jump into crowd
Press dog-go-boom button
Win!

[misty trench]

nono you're obviously SEETHING and definitely not joking at all

[jaunty path]

GRRRRRRRRRR.....

[misty trench]

400 reddit points for me

[jaunty path]

ew reddit points 😭

[brazen pelican]

@jaunty path would you be cool if I played and only used Eletrokinetic Staff with charged attacks, and then die to a single Poxwalker?

[delicate vapor]

how about 1800 coles points off your first $30 purchase

[jaunty path]

Last mission a guy ran forward as scum and INSTANTLY DIED.

several times in a row

like

[brazen pelican]

That could have been me. :<

[jaunty path]

not overheads

he

dodged too far.

[blazing ibex]

why are u talking about me

[jaunty path]

and died.

[limpid vigil]

How yo manage dog - bind to single ping. Ping big enemy , clear chaff till you see only big enemy , bonk enemy

[true widget]

man sometimes scum dodges too far

cant control it

its in their. Nature..

[jaunty path]

We drop down, I get ready to follow him forward

suddenly. GONE.

😭

[brazen pelican]

I actually use the +50% didge distance talent. It's too funny not to use. Now I can consistently not ledge myself every opportunity I get.

[tight pine]

The only nature down here are those plague trees and fungi in the water supply

[waxen sleet]

Maybe you should've been playing Expeditions instead

[blazing ibex]

I can't stand it with the smaller weapons

[jaunty path]

dodge is scums greatest strength and weakness

[blazing ibex]

You actually feel slower

[true widget]

it is actually hilarious flying off of the top of stairs whenever u dodge

[brazen pelican]

So true.

[limpid vigil]

With classes with doge perks i love doing ledge launches

[brazen pelican]

I use Shivs.

[blazing ibex]

Because you dodge so far that it makes you float in the linger state

[limpid vigil]

Ya doge of the ledge and go hyper fast

[brazen pelican]

This, I engage ranged enemies by fucking flying at them from a ledge.

[limpid vigil]

Sometimes works sometimes not

[blazing ibex]

Nimble just feels faster ironically

[tight pine]

Finger?
Rashons?

[jaunty path]

inclines are a death sentence

[blazing ibex]

Flinger

[brazen pelican]

I've noticed some maps have random uneven ground that will launch you up into the air.

[true widget]

guys am I a fraud for using premade builds

[delicate vapor]

thinking about fighting 500 armoured ragers and maulers

[brazen pelican]

Are you having fun?

[waxen sleet]

Yes.

[true widget]

heck yeah

[limpid vigil]

Wow , that's 3rd base, at least buy me dinner first. JEEZ

[brazen pelican]

Then you're winning.

[blazing ibex]

Is the build decent?

[tight pine]

Then you ain’t

[true widget]

I mean i still play good but.. I feel so guilty knowing I didn't make this all by myself

im a THIEF

[blazing ibex]

I would be wary to trust gameslantern builds

Most of them are dogshit

[true widget]

im atlest like smart enough to tell if one is horrible or not

I wanna understand the talents more and what they do so I can make my own shit

[limpid vigil]

Look at the most hated ones. Those that make ppl go ugh, usually they are uncreative but stupid efective

Like fatmagus

[blazing ibex]

I would not call fatmangus uncreative tbf

[tight pine]

Haha, half the things I see in there I have no idea what it does

[blazing ibex]

It's actually one of the most creative builds I've seen.

[tight pine]

I just click on things that make sense

[true widget]

idk maybe im just stupid

[limpid vigil]

Yeah maybe but to me it just seems like stacking dr but with extra steps

[blazing ibex]

It's how the DR comes about

Because it's dictated entirely on health

Not toughness

[limpid vigil]

I suppose that is true....

[blazing ibex]

And many people would spit at a build that values health so much

Until they realize there's actual reason why it works that way.

[misty trench]

one of the big Ws of my move to Canada is the knowledge I no longer provide Coles or Woolies with any revenue ever

[tight pine]

It would be dumb if toughness could be corrupted like health

[delicate vapor]

real

[jaunty path]

fatmangus is a one of a kind

tank zealot is some shit

[limpid vigil]

Don't give the fish any ideas

[brazen pelican]

Don't forget the hockey! :>

[modest flume]

You're having fun and you understand the build (hopefully), that's the meta

[misty trench]

can't say I'm that into it lmao

[brazen pelican]

I have never been more disappointed in you.

[limpid vigil]

Until it wasn't and we were flooded with clones and lookalikes.

[brazen pelican]

[limpid vigil]

It was one of a kind for a bit

[jaunty path]

It's just people slightly modifying it

[misty trench]

look I come from a country where winter sports practically don't exist ok

[brazen pelican]

I saw you win the speed skating gold.

[jaunty path]

Oh right australians don't see gods seed

[limpid vigil]

Winter sports are just death insurance gambling

[delicate vapor]

ya

[limpid vigil]

Ye , as long as they get why it works it's fine but since this is darktide many of them do not cuz darktide players can't read

[delicate vapor]

o gotta fix my shieldgryn build

[modest flume]

A PHONEY, A BIG FAT PHONEY

[brazen pelican]

True. This chat is a great example.

Like me.

[brazen pelican]

SEGAJANNESISS!!!

[modest flume]

I go off of feeling

The build insists upon itself

[brazen pelican]

I just guess what people are writing. Tzeentch has a sense of humor.

[limpid vigil]

The sports including but not limited to - knife feet, run slide and gun, launch yourself high into the air and don't break your spine or legs or knifeboard death slide

[brazen pelican]

Don't forget High Fly Wooden Paddle.

[modest flume]

"Now you're gonna say 'That bastard Tzeentch'"
"That bastard Tzeentch- WAIT HOW DID YOU KNOW?"

JoJo looking ass

[limpid vigil]

Yep

[brazen pelican]

Or Knee-Breaker Bumpy Downhill.

[limpid vigil]

So a great looking ass

[modest flume]

So you're saying I'm saying Bug has a great looking ass?

[misty trench]

and that was very cool

[limpid vigil]

Or canadian fingering Simulator wich while not deadly will kill all sportsmanlike behaviour

[misty trench]

but I still don't care about winter sports lmoa

[modest flume]

[brazen pelican]

It was more funny than cool. But yes.

[limpid vigil]

Sure, why not

[brazen pelican]

Bro won gold because everyone else fell.

[misty trench]

honestly I don't watch sports in general these days, if I'm not playing it then I can't bring myself to care for it

[modest flume]

Bug, the council has decided your posterior is indeed of luxurious visual quality

[misty trench]

oh you mean bradbury, yeah lmao

[limpid vigil]

I would if they got chris mclane to do the olympics

[limpid vigil]

Love me my gameshow host psychopath

[brazen pelican]

That's fair. If you live near Edmonton you might want to stay indoors tomorrow.

[limpid vigil]

I would be fine with sam reich but he is not as batshit insane

[modest flume]

His name is Reich

[misty trench]

I'm in BC

[modest flume]

That should be telling you enough

[brazen pelican]

I fucking love Sam Reich.

[misty trench]

I'd rather move back to Australia than end up in Alberta lmao

[brazen pelican]

Yeah, so. Edmonton has been in the finals two years in a row, and lost. They might go out in the quarters tomorrow.

[limpid vigil]

He is a softer Chris Mclane , hence why he is beloved

[misty trench]

Edmonton Oilers right?

[brazen pelican]

Yeah.

[misty trench]

god what a dumb fucking team name

[brazen pelican]

The blue and orange cunts.

[brazen pelican]

There are worse team names out there.

[limpid vigil]

May i say a funny for the canadians/australians to judge?

[modest flume]

I'm neither, so yes

[brazen pelican]

I second this.

[misty trench]

Edmonton Oilers set to clash this friday with the Vancouver Doordashers or w/e

[true widget]

I third this

forgot to reply

[modest flume]

Akker is me bud so he'll fourth, trust

[limpid vigil]

Australia is if the british speced their skilltree into crime and canadians if they specced into warcrimes

[modest flume]

Won'tcha, cunt? ❤️

[woven sigil]

Whatsup

[misty trench]

I thought you said you were making a funny, not a factual observation

[brazen pelican]

I mean, the Lakers kept their name. They were from Minneapolis (State of 10,000 lakes). Now they're in the California Desert.

[limpid vigil]

Oh damn

[ripe tangle]

wait, what’s wrong with Alberta?

I got friends in Calgary…

[misty trench]

many things

[ripe tangle]

and Edmonton

[modest flume]

The Brits were too vanilla so they went

neopolitan

[brazen pelican]

Tell them to stay indoors tomorrow.

[misty trench]

they're like...Canadian Texas but with none of the redeeming qualities of Texas and all the problematic parts of Texas

[limpid vigil]

It's an effeminate name for a place. They are always crazy. Santa Monica for example

[modest flume]

So you're saying girls are crazy?

[brazen pelican]

I'm not saying all girls are crazy. I'm just saying I've never met a sane one.

[limpid vigil]

No, i'm saying places with feminine names are crazy

[true widget]

you never will

[potent sage]

foid nation

[true widget]

crawls on the ceiling

[brazen pelican]

True, I rarely meet women.

[potent sage]

Is A Foid Not Entitled To The Sweat Of Her Larp?

[ripe tangle]

fair enough

[true widget]

wise words i think idk I cant read

[modest flume]

Abby doesn't speak English it's ok

[limpid vigil]

Idk but i liked the girl sweat part

[true widget]

me too

sweat.. 🤤🤤🤤

[ripe tangle]

please don’t refer to women as “Foids”

[true widget]

ok let's change the topic

[misty trench]

can confirm, Queensland is Australian Florida

[limpid vigil]

See? It makes sense

[brazen pelican]

Will stay away from people from Brisbane.

[ripe tangle]

dude, Gold Coast even looks and feels like Miami

[misty trench]

we have a suburb called Miami

[delicate vapor]

???

[ripe tangle]

and Brisbane is a lot like the other parts of Florida if it was an Australian City

[misty trench]

but yeah the Gold Coast is pretty much a red light district with a city and suburbs attached to it lmao

[ripe tangle]

and you know what I mean by that

[delicate vapor]

its a shit hole

ONLY go to melb 💀

[brazen pelican]

Will try and make friends with people from Brisbane.

[limpid vigil]

Oh almost forgot the best example of effememinately named place being coooko. Athens

[ripe tangle]

Brizbin hehehehe

[misty trench]

there's a lot of fun stuff to do on the Gold Coast and in Brisbane if you're a tourist though

living there is uhhh yea

[brazen pelican]

Brizbin Hutel.

[misty trench]

again...very florida coded

[dire kayak]

hrrrmmmmm

[delicate vapor]

living anywhere in australia is yeah

[limpid vigil]

They put a statue to death cuz said statue killed a guy

[dire kayak]

do i eat ice cream or continue assembling my t'aunar

[brazen pelican]

Both.

[misty trench]

my family comes from Wollongong as well lmao

da fuckin' gong

[brazen pelican]

Isn't that the voiceline of Age of Empire Monks?

[delicate vapor]

woah

[limpid vigil]

Gn folks gotta go honk schoo

[delicate vapor]

goob

[misty trench]

wollongong being like, a shithole attached to a pretty nice beach and that's literally all there is to it

[limpid vigil]

Gub

[brazen pelican]

Sounds like L.A...

[ripe tangle]

I remember hearing long ago that Australia is like… if you want opprotunity ior a future you move to the city where it’s too expensive to live, if you live out in the Bush you find it as “there is no future here” kinda vibe….

is it still like that?

[misty trench]

I've never been into LA proper, only been through LAX and good god I hate that airport

[brazen pelican]

I've never seen anyone talk about how much they love living in L.A...

[limpid vigil]

That's cuz it's one letter away from being shit (it's the letter x)

[ripe tangle]

LA is a shithole…

[misty trench]

...yeah sorta kinda, the housing crisis has not gotten better

[true widget]

finally free from work

[ripe tangle]

Shit, it was really bad 10 years ago :c

[brazen pelican]

Y'all need to abandon democracy and make Minchin supreme leader.

[limpid vigil]

Hence why their airport is the x -lax

[brazen pelican]

With kid Irwin second in command.

[true widget]

theres so much traffic 💔

[misty trench]

yeaaa, cost of living is bad everywhere right now obvs but in Australia it's been an issue for quite a while

[limpid vigil]

You could say it's congested

[misty trench]

petrol prices rn obviously don't help

[brazen pelican]

THANKS OBAMA!

[ripe tangle]

Thing is, it’s all problems that can’t be fixed overnight

[brazen pelican]

I couldn't resist, please no ban. :<

[ripe tangle]

but people want a quick solution and act confused when one can’t be found

[true widget]

yup ur banned

[ripe tangle]

then they blame the easiest scapegoat for it

[brazen pelican]

I truly regret my actions. :<

[ripe tangle]

it becomes a cycle of shit yaknow

[misty trench]

the quickest fix would be UBI but that's like...not instant and is never going to happen

[ripe tangle]

UBI?

[misty trench]

universal basic income

[ripe tangle]

OH

it would be the quickest fix yeah, but it’s not happening

[visual vortex]

I want you to know aquila

[ripe tangle]

and although it would be a quick fix, it wouldn’t be a permanent one either…

[visual vortex]

The australian government funded an "indie" animation studio with millions of dollars

And did the same for an ultrakill knockoff

Instead of trying to fix the housing

🧠

[misty trench]

kicking the can down the road is kind of just the reality of economics

[brazen pelican]

The Minch would never stand for this.

[visual vortex]

I wpuld never stand for this

Put me in charge of Australia

[brazen pelican]

No, I am voting for funny song guy.

[visual vortex]

Who?

[ripe tangle]

sad but true

[misty trench]

UBI would be part of a "permanent" solution but not the whole solution, if that makes sense

[brazen pelican]

Tim Minchin. He's amazing. :>

[misty trench]

but that would require consistent and cohesive economic management/policy for...perpetuity which humans have never done eh

[visual vortex]

Never heard of em

[ripe tangle]

you ended the sentence with eh

you’re going native!

[brazen pelican]

He's a true Canadian now.

[misty trench]

like we've got all the knowledge and all the research and all the tools available, but that doesn't stop people/management from messing it up lmao

[brazen pelican]

Quickly, give him his celebratory skates, maple syrup and pet moose.

[visual vortex]

That always pmo

[ripe tangle]

welcome to the problem of every economic system ever hehehe

[visual vortex]

We basically stopped using nuclear power and space exploration because of bad experiments with them

[misty trench]

I am officially a permanent resident of maple land now so I may as well get used to it

[visual vortex]

I desire the glowing rock in my house

[brazen pelican]

Feels good, eh?

[misty trench]

was gonna celebrate this week but oops lost a grand to surprise expenses and have property taxes due as well so uhhhh putting that off until I balance my budget again lmao

[visual vortex]

Good luck Aquila 🙏

[brazen pelican]

Make sure to celebrate. If nothing else, do it for me, and Slaanesh. :>

[misty trench]

it feels good being donezo with the immigration process, pain in the ass it was

[brazen pelican]

I can imagine. :>

[ripe tangle]

you ever been to Vancouver Island yet?

beautiful island

[dire kayak]

t'au,,,,,,,,

[misty trench]

not yet but it is on my list of things to do

[dire kayak]

blue raspberry flavoured aliens 🤤

[misty trench]

also got a bunch of hiking I want to do

[brazen pelican]

Good goober!

[visual vortex]

VISIT MACKINAC ISLAND 🙏 🙏

[ripe tangle]

I spent a summer in Nanaimo like… a decade ago

[fleet beacon]

i used to hike all the time

[visual vortex]

Till you took an arrow to the knee?

[true widget]

🤤🤤🤤

[ripe tangle]

I loved it while I was there

[misty trench]

nanaimo bars kinda goated ngl

[fleet beacon]

no i dont take arrows

[ripe tangle]

[delicate vapor]

domer

[true widget]

domer

✅️

[obsidian wren]

• play rat zealot

• do better than your entire team and circle them, picking off problems

• get yelled at for playing how you should

• repeat

• congrats you just played rat zealot sucessfully

[true widget]

hooraaay

[obsidian wren]

Everyone wanna talk shit abt cloak and dagger zealots until they clutch and save the 3 dumbasses that got paired with them

[visual vortex]

I still prefer evis

It goes

"GRCHTITITITITITITI"

[fair bridge]

about to do two finals

[thick coyote]

Truest true to ever truthed btw

[fair bridge]

this sucks ass

i mean i'm definitely not gonna fail

but still

tests blow

[visual vortex]

I can sometimes make congruent thoughts

[brazen pelican]

Have you heard about the A-10? It goes BRRRRRRRRRT. Very satisfying.

[visual vortex]

Dont think so

[brazen pelican]

It's actually pretty intimidating.

[obsidian wren]

• Thugs will pick knife and somehow rip a crusher horde in half like a hydrogen bomb vs coughing baby

• chuds will use already competent weapons on their own to make life easier

[visual vortex]

Is it a jet?

[brazen pelican]

Yes.

[visual vortex]

Ah i shouldve known

I think the recruiters told me about it once

I always wanted to work on a jet or a plane or a tank

Tank

🤤

[brazen pelican]

They didn't design a gun for a plane, they designed a plane for the gun.

[visual vortex]

That's pretty cool

The knife has a lame sound in darktide

It goes

"Fhew"

[brazen pelican]

My shivs might not make a good sound, but they sure kill good. :>

[obsidian wren]

Theres not many sounds you can give to weapons that arent impact based

Knives pierce and slash

Which usually makes no noise

Unless youre hitting metal

[visual vortex]

Sure

But i like the air slice sound

[stuck crescent]

Know what doesn't have a lame sound?

[brazen pelican]

The Krieg!

[stuck crescent]

CCCHAAAIINNNSSSWWOOORRRDDDD

[brazen pelican]

Helbore has a great sound.

[stuck crescent]

⛓️ ⚔️

CHAIN

SWORD

[twin flower]

the chord

[visual vortex]

The ripper

[jaunty path]

Bad

[obsidian wren]

The chud

Chain sud

[stuck crescent]

AN EXCELLENT DESCRIPTIVE OF ANY WEAPON THAT ISN'T THE CHAINSWORD

YES

[tired steeple]

buuuuuurp

[twin flower]

chainsword

[visual vortex]

I like lasgun sound

[twin flower]

chaord

[jaunty path]

Bad.

[visual vortex]

It has a very concentrated sound

And goes

[twin flower]

know what vet needs

[mystic fossil]

gang why don't i just move to the fucking yukon and get 22 dollars a day for free

[twin flower]

the scav gunners las gun

[visual vortex]

VING

[twin flower]

REEEEEe

[visual vortex]

Good question

[twin flower]

wheres Yukon

[visual vortex]

There's nothing there

Like alaska

[stuck crescent]

I AGREE, BAD IS EVEY WEAPON NOT THE GLORIOUS CHAINSWORD

[mystic fossil]

north canada

[twin flower]

[visual vortex]

The last frontier

[twin flower]

take me with you

how do you get a green card nowadays

[jaunty path]

Dclaw is better

[mystic fossil]

it's canada my sigma

[visual vortex]

They let anyone into canada

[stuck crescent]

CHAINCLAW

YEs

[twin flower]

oh

nvm then

[jaunty path]

Krieg derangement syndrome

[stuck crescent]

CHAIN HEAVY SWORD

[twin flower]

should we practice our french

[visual vortex]

No

[stuck crescent]

CHAIN DUELING SWORD

CHAIN KNIFE

[visual vortex]

I wish the chainaxe was better

[obsidian wren]

Chain bolter

[jaunty path]

Does scum have chain sword

[stuck crescent]

CHAIN GUN

[visual vortex]

It has such a brutish and crude look

[stuck crescent]

Yes

[visual vortex]

I love crude looking weapons

[stuck crescent]

so did my ex

[twin flower]

Know what we should have?

The Maulers 2h Chainaxe

like cmon

[stuck crescent]

CHAIN AUTOGUN

[jaunty path]

Nice

[mystic fossil]

psyker should be able to have 2 force swords

[visual vortex]

That would involve giving us an actually cool weapon

[mystic fossil]

dual light sabers

[twin flower]

[stuck crescent]

CHAIN INFERNO STAFF

[obsidian wren]

Make a tri barrel bolter gun for ogryn that acts as a serious anti-tank weapons but chugs ammo like a fat bih chugs ranch

[stuck crescent]

CHAIN BULLY CLUB

[visual vortex]

Ogryn alreadys chugs ammo

[gloomy tartan]

I’m thinkjng of getting a curly moustache

[stuck crescent]

ok, I'm done

[gloomy tartan]

Thoughts ?

[twin flower]

Gungryn

[stuck crescent]

No

[gloomy tartan]

Y not

[visual vortex]

Pedophile stache

[twin flower]

Are you buff as hell?

if not, then no

[obsidian wren]

Just give ogryn a shredder pistol

[gloomy tartan]

I can’t be an old Hispanic gunslinger ?

[mystic fossil]

nah just give the ogryn the fucking assault cannon terminators mount on their arm

[visual vortex]

Give ogryn the hook weapon the pack master uses

[gloomy tartan]

Curl my moustache ends

[twin flower]

youre hispanic?

[obsidian wren]

Im pretty sure thats a prosthetic

[gloomy tartan]

And French

[twin flower]

i thought you were like white white

[gloomy tartan]

And a lot of other stuff

[visual vortex]

No

Hang on

[gloomy tartan]

No im mixed as fuck dog

[twin flower]

my fellow mixed blooded bruthah

[gloomy tartan]

My ancestors loved anything that looked different

[stuck crescent]

I'm welsh

[twin flower]

id uhh

[jaunty path]

No just give bolter a mark with a knife

[visual vortex]

I csnt tell

[gloomy tartan]

my ancestors,They said I WANT THAT SHIT THAT LOOK DIFFERENT

[stuck crescent]

CAN YOU TELL?

[shell goblet]

good evening dark tiders

[visual vortex]

There's room for the hang to grip a bar

[gloomy tartan]

I’m mostly French and Hispanic tho yeeee

[jaunty path]

It is

[visual vortex]

But it also looks flat

[brazen pelican]

I thought you were English.

[gloomy tartan]

Got some other stuff too in the mix

Some Peruvian

[visual vortex]

I still want it

[shell goblet]

i am levelling up my arbiter :3

[gloomy tartan]

Some native

[stuck crescent]

Ych a fi

I'm no anglo

[gloomy tartan]

Ya know they eat Guinea pigs in Peru

[jaunty path]

You guys ask for the same shit daily

[gloomy tartan]

Like little snack packs

[visual vortex]

Becsuse

What else am i going to ask for

A space marine class?

A terminator class?

[mystic fossil]

i hate filling out fucking tax forms just grape me rn

[visual vortex]

A daemon class?

[gloomy tartan]

I wish all guns had a melee

[shell goblet]

yea but dont they like breed like rabits so thats kinda possible

[stuck crescent]

I wish all guns had a CHAINSWORD

[waxen sleet]

I wish all guns had flashlights

[jaunty path]

Bug fixes

[gloomy tartan]

They are native to there too

[obsidian wren]

I wish all guns had guns

[visual vortex]

Sometimes

[gloomy tartan]

The g pigs

[visual vortex]

Something is so obvious

[mystic fossil]

btw have you met chris and chriss?

[waxen sleet]

Tha Lancer from Gears of War?

[visual vortex]

I dont even need to say it

[gloomy tartan]

I met one of the Chris

Other me

Yeah we need to all meet

[twin flower]

Theres like 3 of you now

[gloomy tartan]

Do the Spider-Man meme

We can do it now

Niceeeeee

[twin flower]

lmao

[stuck crescent]

Gears did just copy loads from 40k

[gloomy tartan]

I went through mitosis’s

I’m replicating

[twin flower]

too bad theyre not cadians

[gloomy tartan]

That can be rectified

They’re home planets can be re colonized by Cadians

[waxen sleet]

True, but thats the one I'm most familiar with off hand

[gloomy tartan]

Renamed new cadia

[visual vortex]

Bang them so they're mixed

[gloomy tartan]

We’ll make Cadians out of you after we rename your planet and colonize your home

[visual vortex]

Now they're technically cadian

[stuck crescent]

Colonise krieg

[gloomy tartan]

No one wants that shit

[gloomy tartan]

Mudball

[twin flower]

call it new kriedian

[gloomy tartan]

Fahhh

[south valve]

Hi!

[twin flower]

henlo

[gloomy tartan]

Mudstompers

[stuck crescent]

Kriegarten

[visual vortex]

Is there anything on krieg beyond inderground bases?

[gloomy tartan]

Let’s call kriegs mudbloods like Harry Potter

Lmao

[visual vortex]

Why dont they just move krieg somewhere nicer?

[stuck crescent]

NO

[visual vortex]

Man

These people are idiots

They deserve to get capped

It's so easy

Just pick up the planet and take ot with you

I do it all the time

[gloomy tartan]

They dry out without the mud tho

They need it

They’re amphibians

[visual vortex]

Loveland Ohio Frogmen?!?

[gloomy tartan]

Yup

[visual vortex]

Cant believe those fuckers survived

[marsh iris]

hello

[visual vortex]

Ofc the ones that stole Toronto live

And Michigan didnt

[twin flower]

hoi hoi

[gloomy tartan]

Hey

I had a movie idea just now

Atlantis attacks us right

And molemen arrive out of tunnels

But the molemen also need land

So we have a truce

And join forces to fight Atlantis

[thick coyote]

They move Krieg to somewhere nicer

[visual vortex]

This is the plot of Home Alone

[gloomy tartan]

Wdy guys think?

[thick coyote]

Then Nuke the planet again

[gloomy tartan]

Ok what about molemen and humanity vs aliens

[twin flower]

why do molemen need land

[gloomy tartan]

MOLES

NEED

LAND

[visual vortex]

For tunnels

[gloomy tartan]

FUCK

when you see a mole swim blud

[visual vortex]

Chris

[gloomy tartan]

Come on cuh

[twin flower]

theyre already inside land

[gloomy tartan]

Fahhhh

[visual vortex]

You sure you dont wanna crack a mole woman?

You talk about them a ton

[gloomy tartan]

If LAND IS COVERED BY THE ATLANTIS PEOPLE IN WATER

THE MOLES WILL DROWN

DUH

Atlantis clearly wants to create water world

[visual vortex]

What about humans?

[gloomy tartan]

To punish the surface dwellers

[visual vortex]

Chris doesnt care about humans

[thick coyote]

When you know ChrisTheCadian is a moleman but can't prove it

[gloomy tartan]

I mean I like land bro

[twin flower]

why not go inland where theres no atlantis people

[gloomy tartan]

No I think mole men are funny

[visual vortex]

I have theories

And evidence

[gloomy tartan]

They want to cover all dry land

[visual vortex]

But not yet

[gloomy tartan]

All dry land

Covered in water

[visual vortex]

The file must grow

[gloomy tartan]

That’s the attacks

[visual vortex]

The Chris file

[gloomy tartan]

The Atlantis people want to drown dry land

[gloomy tartan]

I told you I like talk women

[twin flower]

how do they do that

[gloomy tartan]

Melt all the ice

[visual vortex]

Water

[gloomy tartan]

Duh

[twin flower]

how tho

[gloomy tartan]

Melt all the ice and cause water erosion to break down all high land

Atlantis tech

[twin flower]

thye got a giant heat ray or sum shit?

[gloomy tartan]

Probably some sea monsters

Water ray

[twin flower]

so youre watering.. a giant ice to melt it

[gloomy tartan]

Water stuff ya know

[twin flower]

[visual vortex]

Hot water

[gloomy tartan]

Oh no they would break it with sea monsters

Duh

Probaly set off our nukes

[twin flower]

how water, from oceans thats mostly cold

[visual vortex]

What if they raid land

[gloomy tartan]

They have sea volcanos

[visual vortex]

Get trees

[gloomy tartan]

And tech

[visual vortex]

Build furnace

[gloomy tartan]

Ocean tech

[visual vortex]

Boil water

[twin flower]

[visual vortex]

Water ice with hot water

[delicate vapor]

love when i shieldgryn a demonhost and eat a bag of chips

[gloomy tartan]

They could boil water easily with sea volcanism

Atlantis would be more high tech than us

[obsidian wren]

Beeter hoffman

[mystic fossil]

but my team genuinely doesn't come to kill it so i die to corruption

[gloomy tartan]

But lower population

Or Maybie a bigger one

Don’t fish lay like a billion baby’s

[jaunty path]

Be more aware ig

[visual vortex]

Chris

Look me in the eyes

👁️

I only have one eye

[gloomy tartan]

That’s one eye

[twin flower]

dats one eye

[visual vortex]

You KNOW

Deep down

[gloomy tartan]

You a cyclops

[twin flower]

youre a cyclops

[obsidian wren]

Beeter hoffman

[gloomy tartan]

wtf

[visual vortex]

The atlantis people and the surface dwellers are gonna crack

Lets face it

[gloomy tartan]

What

[visual vortex]

I KNOW humans

[gloomy tartan]

No

Noooo

No

They will not be hot

[obsidian wren]

We have aquaman so