general-chat

[sleek harness]

Happy early 300002 years old

[ripe tangle]

No

[marsh iris]

😔

[pure quail]

that was not a request 🔫

[astral basin]

Happy old day, lucia

[ripe tangle]

Shoot me coward

[delicate vapor]

[sleek harness]

It's a achievement to be one of the 10k

[sly quest]

Start thrifting 5 times a week, it will change your life.

[marsh iris]

[delicate vapor]

o deer

[somber stream]

Gura my beloved

[sleek harness]

German man

[pure quail]

thrift chicken nuggets

[somber stream]

She can bang me any day ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Rat?

[sleek harness]

Isn't she a child

[pure quail]

huh?

[somber stream]

Gura is gorillion years old

Irl she's like 30

[pure quail]

don't you mean gurillion years old?

[sleek harness]

Wdym irl

Shark girls don't exist

[somber stream]

Missed opportunity

Committing sudoku

[pure quail]

exactly

you gotta think of these things smh

[astral basin]

Cease.
Reserve such degeneracy for her new of legal age persona

[sly quest]

@pure quail what type of jello do you like

[pure quail]

the family and friends typr

[sleek harness]

I didn't thought Licht were into aquatic extinct species

[astral basin]

Gura is catgirl adjacent

[somber stream]

Nuh uh?

[astral basin]

Was only an eventuality

Tf

You mean
“nuh uh”

[sleek harness]

Servor skull why

Why are you like this

[somber stream]

Shark girl

[sleek harness]

What happened

[somber stream]

Plain and simple

[astral basin]

Hold tf on

I swear she had cat ears recently

Give me

[sleek harness]

She doesn't

[somber stream]

That's not Gura

[sleek harness]

Dumbass

[somber stream]

That's uhhh Saba

Totally different Vtuber

Real™

[sleek harness]

Soba Company™

[delicate vapor]

[ripe tangle]

Saba

Mackerel

[somber stream]

Sardines

Oiled sardines with raw onion and bread...

[pure quail]

onion

[somber stream]

Vodka on the side

[delicate vapor]

ik what dude on about

[astral basin]

“Cosmetic only”
Mf
Your shark
Catgirled herself

[fiery wave]

Gurallion, you mean?

[pure quail]

guraliliallion

[ripe tangle]

Surströmming

[pure quail]

surströmming pog

[somber stream]

Gurallion

[ripe tangle]

[somber stream]

I'll take Gurallion

[delicate vapor]

[somber stream]

Memes aside i love her singing a lot

[twin flower]

chapter master of the space shorks

Gura

[pure quail]

space shork

[somber stream]

All hail space shork

[pure quail]

shork shork shork shork shork

[somber stream]

Baby shark...

[pure quail]

do do do doo

[sleek harness]

Remember when kids used to watch this instead of Tun Tun Tun Sauh Evil Train Monster GMOD

[delicate vapor]

tung tung

[sleek harness]

The g is silent

[somber stream]

Ones at my place sure still do

[sleek harness]

You are a babysitter?

[somber stream]

No my neighbor's

[sleek harness]

You live with your neighbor?

[somber stream]

Yes

[sleek harness]

Damn

[fallen tree]

thank god i dont have kids or nephews/nieces the past 5 years lol

[sleek harness]

Close neighbors

5 feet away from you

[delicate vapor]

only got 1 niece

[pure quail]

my cousin has two children who are in that age range

[sleek harness]

I got a kid cousin

[fallen tree]

i mean the whole idea is cute.. but ipad kids.. all the memes theyd regurtitate

eughhh

[sleek harness]

He keeps me informed on whatever shit content farms do today

[pure quail]

defenestrate them

[somber stream]

Teach them your ways

[sleek harness]

Just don't give your kid a ipad

Like

[fallen tree]

that is also beneficial. gotta stay ahead

[sleek harness]

A responsible parent

[somber stream]

I watch happy tree friends at 9

[fallen tree]

i agree, i would never

but i wouldnt be a parent

[delicate vapor]

same

[fallen tree]

too much responsibility

[delicate vapor]

💀

[sleek harness]

In this economy you shouldn't

No wonder people stopped having kids

It's too stressful nowadays

[fallen tree]

ill wait for my inheritence then decide

[obtuse oak]

My daughter has an iPad. What of it

[sleek harness]

How old is she

[obtuse oak]

The problem isn't the tablet in and of itself. It's just a device or a toy like any other. The problem is which apps you let them use.

[sleek harness]

Yeah that's the problem

[obtuse oak]

She's 6

[sleek harness]

God damn

I only had a phone when I was 12

Though my cousin did get a phone when he was like

3

[somber stream]

First phone at 16 lol

Lotsa PC before that though

[amber delta]

my first phone was nokia 3310 and its all been downhill from then

[sleek harness]

First access to internet was though console

[obtuse oak]

Her account has a subscription to Apple Arcade which comes with a bunch of games or educational apps without ads and such, and she can watch YouTube Kids. I talk to her about the differences between "bad" YouTube and "good" YouTube (brainrot vs real content) and I teach her how to limit the amount of nonsense she watches and recommend fun and educational children's programming

[delicate vapor]

had a phone at 10 but didnt really use it alot since my DS was more entertaining

[fallen tree]

huge dad W, thinking about raising kids these days seems so scary what with all the tech

[obtuse oak]

As with anything, blanket bans on stuff are, in my opinion, rarely necessary. Let them see and try everything, but put in effort into teaching them the difference between worthwhile and garbage.

[sleek harness]

Funnily enough higher ups thinks that it's a good idea to make internet more safe for kids instead of asking for parents to take care of their child

[marsh iris]

ipad baby

[sleek harness]

1 mouth old
Already smoking a vape

[marsh iris]

i remember some baby tried to swipe a magazine page like ipad

[sly quest]

Just please make sure she’s not watching elsgate.

[sleek harness]

Elsgate was banned a long time ago

Don't worry

[fallen tree]

oh yeah, here in Aus i have to give photo ID just to use twitter, or discord. so annoying. fuck giving my id to twitter

[obtuse oak]

I also let her play Roblox on my PC and while she's playing it, I explain exactly what I think is wrong with the exploitative monetisation model and all the popups and shit. She learns how to play games on a controller and she learns how to identify and avoid pop-ups and spam

[sly quest]

People are still talking about it, and it’s worse now on YouTube kids.

[amber delta]

1984

[rare pulsar]

I would never do that

[cosmic burrow]

Gooe job mate

[rare pulsar]

1984 fr

[fallen tree]

truly. im about to go live in the desert

[delicate vapor]

goose job

[fallen tree]

same, i exploited it

[rare pulsar]

Dont ever let them take your privacy or cash away

[obtuse oak]

Ofc, I do keep an eye on what she's watching lol

[sleek harness]

Can we agree that's just a excuse to store and sell information

Your information

[fallen tree]

i would agree

[sly quest]

Goat

[rare pulsar]

Oh it is 100 percent

[obtuse oak]

Her algorithm is mostly about Dutch children's TV show clips and family vloggers. Which is fine I guess.

[amber delta]

and surveillance

[sly quest]

Awwwwww hope she grows up healthy and safe :•)🤍

[obtuse oak]

The family vlogging stuff feels a bit exploitative of the kids in question sometimes so I'll have a conversation with her about that eventually

[sleek harness]

Our timeline will suddenly become like Cyberpunk

Just watch

[amber delta]

always has been

[sleek harness]

Your apartment will suddenly have no kitchen anymore

[rare pulsar]

As soon as we loose cash money we will be enslaved by the government.

[obtuse oak]

Thanks! It helps that her mother and I are terminally online and wise to the ways of the internet's bullshit lolol

[delicate vapor]

[sleek harness]

Did you saw the news about android?

[obtuse oak]

Hmm what news?

[sleek harness]

That every APK creator's will have to do verification and pay 10 dollars just for it to work

And I mean every APK

[lilac crag]

indoctrinate your kid into dt but do not let her in here

[sleek harness]

Let her see the first cutscene of Darktide

[lilac crag]

once she turns 16 give her a kickback

[rare pulsar]

Please dont let a 6 year old play darktide

[delicate vapor]

give the roblox version

[lilac crag]

at least show her the ogryn class

[obtuse oak]

Bruh

[delicate vapor]

[lilac crag]

nothing wrong with a friendly giant

[sleek harness]

My father let me play FPS games on his console when I was like 5

Theres even a photo

[sly quest]

Awww😭😭😭

[rare pulsar]

I think my first fps was timesplitters on the gamecube

[sleek harness]

Cute isn't?

[lilac crag]

I've been on the internet since 11 I think

[rare pulsar]

Idk i was like 8 or 9 maybe

[crystal osprey]

500 crushers

[lilac crag]

but I got my ps4 earlier than that

[sly quest]

I do think you were about 6-7 years old…

[fallen tree]

internet access at 6, so 1999

holy moly

[crystal osprey]

Stop

[fallen tree]

unc

[sly quest]

Or 7….

[amber delta]

[rare pulsar]

CECIL!!!!! KILL MEEEEEEE!

[sleek harness]

Seasalt you meant

[rare pulsar]

Yes sry

[lilac crag]

can we kill them

[crystal osprey]

IDGASAV

[sly quest]

[sleek harness]

Sure

I don't know who tou are talking about

But sure

[delicate vapor]

Sea salt

[rare pulsar]

I watched the movie SAW when i was very young tho and i was terrified of that pig mask for months

[south valve]

Are we alive?

[delicate vapor]

nope

hold on gotta go buy a bottle of coke

[south valve]

Don’t do coke Elios 😔

[sleek harness]

Anyways random but have any of you freaks heard about Our Life Now & Forever

[amber delta]

I love cock

diet cock

[rare pulsar]

Coke aint so bad

It dont even do anything

[sly quest]

Yeah it’s pretty iconic but why would you watch that as a child😭

[sleek harness]

Coca-cola before they removed rhe cocaine was the best

[delicate vapor]

Dorobaffled

[rare pulsar]

It was on TV late at night😩

[amber delta]

my childhood was so good I got to experience predator and SA

[rare pulsar]

I was home alone too

[sleek harness]

No

We are all dead

[south valve]

Spooky scary skeletons

[sly quest]

Oh my god??!?!😭😭😭😭

[sleek harness]

The universe we live in is actually purgatory

[rare pulsar]

Action movies etc didnt faze me as a kid tho

I loved that shit

But i didnt watch another horror movie for a while after that

[south valve]

Apparently people are really mad at HD2 rn?

[sleek harness]

Yeah

Why wouldn't we be

[rare pulsar]

Yeah idk why

[south valve]

What actually happened?

[rare pulsar]

Nobody explained yet

[sleek harness]

Arrowhead not good at balancing the game and making promises

[amber delta]

wdym I explained like 2 times already

[sleek harness]

I guess people aren't here 24/7

[rare pulsar]

Maybe not to me idk

[sleek harness]

That's sad

[south valve]

I just don’t know why now

[amber delta]

what else would they be doing

[south valve]

Was there a balance patch that really sucked?

[rare pulsar]

Im pretending to work rn

[sleek harness]

Living their lives?

Hah

Dumbasses

[rare pulsar]

Gotta pretend for about 30 more minutes

[amber delta]

boring

[rare pulsar]

I only saw the bug unit getting heavy armor

Was there anything else

[sleek harness]

It's that one with a giant head

[rare pulsar]

Yeah

The hiveguard thing

[sleek harness]

Thoses bots with shields now have destructible shields

[rare pulsar]

Thats good no?

[sleek harness]

Yeah

[amber delta]

mechs in warbond bad
dev did AMA and said everything the players want is not being worked on
patch buffed vehicles but also buffed enemy damage to vehicles

[sleek harness]

You didn't specify about what you wanted to know

[rare pulsar]

Everything

But thats a good start

I get why people dont like that but tbh hd1 was much much worse with dlcs

[sleek harness]

Also the new armor passive isn't working and is actually making enemies faster

[rare pulsar]

And u can even earn sc ingame

[sleek harness]

Do we tell him?

[rare pulsar]

I honestly knew they were gomma go this way once the gas warbond dropped

[sleek harness]

[amber delta]

no thats not true, enemies are faster when they walk in their fart clouds

[rare pulsar]

Until then all strats where free

[sleek harness]

Huh

[rare pulsar]

I see

Im honestly just a lil bored of helldivers i played it too much

[sleek harness]

Warbonds in the first game were DLCs outside the game

Which means they had offers

Unlike the warbonds in Helldivers 2

Which is the same price

Forever

[delicate vapor]

Just shower first before destroying this pizza

[rare pulsar]

Eh look them up they are quite pricy for what they offered

[sleek harness]

They are

[rare pulsar]

For example only one mech was for free

[lilac crag]

hd1 dlcs had the same issue as payday 2 dlcs

[rare pulsar]

In hd1

[sleek harness]

Also, having earnable paid currency isn't a excuse to criticize the price of warbonds

[rare pulsar]

Thats what we get for demanding live service bullshit tbh

[lilac crag]

the system is just not sustainable if you do powercreep

[rare pulsar]

True

[lilac crag]

bundles that are old will be made redundant

[rare pulsar]

Personally i allways prefer a finished game

[sleek harness]

Wait a second

I worded that wrong

[obtuse oak]

We got what you meant

[delicate vapor]

Nerf everything and buff all enemies again

[sleek harness]

Also, having earnable paid currency is not a excuse to not criticize the price of warbonds

[rare pulsar]

If hd2 campaign was like hd1 we wouldnt be reliant on live service

And we would actually decide the war

[lilac crag]

hank!!!

[rare pulsar]

Honestly HD 2 war is kinda fake

[delicate vapor]

Who wants something from the gas station

[rare pulsar]

Cause it doesnt make a difference what we do

[sleek harness]

Cheetos

The blue ones

[delicate vapor]

Okay

[sleek harness]

Also Fanta

[twin flower]

sum pringles

[sleek harness]

Sum Pringles

[lilac crag]

he never says hi to me :(

[sleek harness]

The hell is that

[twin flower]

rat never had sum pringles

[sleek harness]

Hello I am totally Hank™

[lilac crag]

thanks skaven

[sleek harness]

You are welcome Alex the Lion

[delicate vapor]

[tawdry edge]

[lilac crag]

gay

[tawdry edge]

Why

[crystal osprey]

Are we buffing the

[true widget]

the

[crystal osprey]

Yeah.

[true widget]

hmm.. good question

[marsh iris]

THE

there buffed

[sleek harness]

Lynxiee isn't poor anymore

[tawdry edge]

I never was

[marsh iris]

petrol

[sleek harness]

You were

[tawdry edge]

When

[sleek harness]

You didn't had pink name before

[tawdry edge]

I didnt have pink name out of the fact I forgot nitro boosts were a thing

[sleek harness]

Poor

[rare pulsar]

Imagine paying for ts

[crystal osprey]

You have 1 ordo docket

[tawdry edge]

Im using the free ones discord gives you

[rare pulsar]

I invest my money in clash royale like a responsible adult

[tawdry edge]

I dont play this fuckass game anymore forgot what docks are

[delicate vapor]

gm noob

[sleek harness]

Money

[thick coyote]

Yeah by 10%
Which then translates to a 3% improvement

Don't worry about it

[delicate vapor]

[tawdry edge]

Why are they called docks that stupid

[sleek harness]

We should do a heist on Lynxiee's home if shes so rich

[crystal osprey]

Why u hate game

[tawdry edge]

Darktide is mid

[delicate vapor]

steal HDMI cables and power cables

[crystal osprey]

How does that work

[sleek harness]

We all hate this game

[crystal osprey]

Is that a power falchipn reference

[sleek harness]

What you talking about

[crystal osprey]

Really

[sleek harness]

Yeah?

[crystal osprey]

I’m supposed to hate the game ?

[sleek harness]

Yeah

[amber delta]

speak for yourself I love this game

[rare pulsar]

I do kinda hat dt rn ngl

[marsh iris]

darktide to midtide, were halfway to winning atoma

[sleek harness]

Thanks for the DM

Let me read it outloud

[fallow plover]

The fuck has fatshark dropped that requires a 6 gigabyte update

[sleek harness]

"I actually don't hate this bs game"

[amber delta]

yes

[sleek harness]

Exactly what you said

Yeah

[delicate vapor]

[rare pulsar]

Aight enough pretending imma go home now and smoke a fat one

[sleek harness]

One bullet can't kill me

Fool

[amber delta]

instead of being fat go to a gym

[sleek harness]

The fatter you are the harder it is to lose weight

[tawdry edge]

I have more

[sleek harness]

Doubt that

You probably just bought one magazine

[amber delta]

I don't doubt it

lynxiee has that school shooter aura

[tawdry edge]

I am brazilian I have 3 guns and 10 mags for each

[amber delta]

see told you

[sleek harness]

Lunxiee is still in school?

[sleek harness]

Every Brazilian has a gun

Don't feel special dud

[crystal osprey]

What sort of statement is that

[sleek harness]

It means Lynxiee would kill children

[amber delta]

vibes assessment

[delicate vapor]

[tawdry edge]

You wouldnt?

[sleek harness]

No

I am not evil

[thick coyote]

Yes

It works by Fatshark math

And Fatshark knows what they are doing

[sleek harness]

Fatshark is cooking their own meth

Wait wrong type of math

[crystal osprey]

This feels sarcastic

[thick coyote]

Never
Fatshark knows what they are doing

So everything they do is intentional

[sleek harness]

We should ask them right now

Ping them

[thick coyote]

Don't worry about it

[sleek harness]

The username is fatsharkcatfish#0000

You can ping them

Go on

[crystal osprey]

@bigfish power flachiob ?

[delicate vapor]

[lilac crag]

MID

but I like it

power sword better

[lilac crag]

my lunch

[obtuse oak]

Wait, why her?

Catfish hasn't been a CM for ages

[crystal osprey]

power sword is top 3 melee tbh

[lilac crag]

hank!!!!!!

[crystal osprey]

Hank

[lilac crag]

:(

[crystal osprey]

[sleek harness]

Confusion happens

[obtuse oak]

Hi!

[obtuse oak]

Hello!

[lilac crag]

YAAAAAAAAAYYY

[amber delta]

sounds like you got catfished

[lilac crag]

hello

[thick coyote]

Hank how do you feel about ogryn having sub brauto performance ranged weapons

[lilac crag]

:)

[sleek harness]

Ping fatsharkgames#0000

[crystal osprey]

Hi Hank how big are you

[obtuse oak]

Apply PBB to the forehead

[lilac crag]

so true

[thick coyote]

That doesn't change the fact it's sub brauto btw

[sleek harness]

I am going to brutally kill you with a lance

[obtuse oak]

185cm

[waxen sleet]

Peanut Butter?

[obtuse oak]

I assume you're referring to the twinks?

[thick coyote]

And I know it was you that nerfed ogryn
I just can't prove it
Doakes.gif

[tawdry edge]

Untrue

[sleek harness]

Is that 1ft in foot tall?

[amber delta]

twinks

[sleek harness]

Wdym untrue

[crystal osprey]

Are the other guns actually good

[thick coyote]

Yeah
The Hstubber at least has the decency to be compared to Vigis/iLas

[tawdry edge]

You are evil

[sleek harness]

No

I am good

The personality check says so

[obtuse oak]

They've just been buffed. The level of the buff is indicative of how far Fatshark is willing to push them atm. I can't work magic

[thick coyote]

Figured

So they'll forever be sub brauto performance

[obtuse oak]

Best case scenario is that PBB gets nerfed and the Ogryn guns buffed in the same patch to normalize their output somewhat between builds

[thick coyote]

Thanks for the Convo🫡

[obtuse oak]

But given that Fatshark loves making DLC classes, easier said than done

So now you know. That's the state of things

[delicate vapor]

Pizzas done

Who wants a slice

[sleek harness]

3 DLC classes and 5 game modes before more story chapters

[thick coyote]

Next dlc having aim bot is funny

[sleek harness]

Skitarri aim bot

[amber delta]

we already have aimbot

[sleek harness]

We console players have aim bot in every FPS

That makes us better obviously

[amber delta]

that makes you disabled

[sleek harness]

Exactly

Like anyone who uses aimbot

Ahem PC players with a mouse who uses aimbot ahem ahem

It's like faking having leg problems just to use a wheelchair

[elder merlin]

[elder merlin]

You dont turn that shit off?

[sleek harness]

I put to light

And also to ignore hordes

[tawdry edge]

My aim is so good I was reported for aimbot once

[thick coyote]

Turned off aim assist day 1

That shit ass

[elder merlin]

Right

Only game i have it on in is Rivals, but its tweaked

[thick coyote]

Went to shoot a gunner in the distance and the game went
Yo here's a poxwalker

[elder merlin]

I turn it off anytime i can in games

[woven sigil]

Aim assist is the reason I hate crossplay

[tawdry edge]

It depends on the game

If its co-op, crossplay on
PvP? Crossplay off

[woven sigil]

Well yeah, thats kinda the point, its a non-issue in a non-competative environment

[tawdry edge]

I miss the gold age of PUBG
I was on that game every day hitting the most egregious of shots

Kar98 headshot in a drive-by in 300m

Felt absolute bliss

[crystal osprey]

I just spammed reactions by accident

[woven sigil]

But under PvP games, its impossible to balance. If you don't give controller users aim assist, they get utterly shit on by mouse players because they dont have the same range of motion, but as soon as you put it in, you've just given users a sanctioned aimbot, which just feels ass to lose to when you're doing everything manually

[crystal osprey]

My bad

[woven sigil]

Crossplay is just a bad idea for competative FPS games full stop until consoles start providing proper M&Kb support

[fallen tree]

i remember back in the Wii online days, having to plug in a keyboard to type in MH tri online

typing on those wiimotes was impossible

[tawdry edge]

They'll still find a way to cope about losing to PC players because FPS or something

[woven sigil]

No doubt there will be some of that, but its about providing a level of competative parity

[crystal osprey]

I don’t like fighting aim assist

[sleek harness]

Fitting

[somber stream]

Gyudon consumed, systems reverted to normal operation parameters

[delicate vapor]

yurm

i just ate the whole pizza

[somber stream]

Post that one fat doro slapping its belly

[amber delta]

[delicate vapor]

dorofat

that pizza made me tired

[somber stream]

Consume half a bucket of ice cream them go to bed

[rare pulsar]

Oh lord i love mh tri

[delicate vapor]

[rare pulsar]

Tri was my first MH game

[fallen tree]

me too, super nostalgic

[rare pulsar]

Yessir

[little marten]

i just ingested a whole lot of zandri dust

how long do i have to live doc

[rare pulsar]

I wanna see lagiacrus again someday

[fallen tree]

lagia is in the new mh wilds

kinda cool

[delicate vapor]

out of breath

[rare pulsar]

Uuh

They shouldve kept the underwater stuff that was kinda cool

There was also that angler fish thing

Ill buy wilds when i buy a new pc

[delicate vapor]

forgot i had wilds

[crystal osprey]

Darktide versus coming out tomorrow

[rare pulsar]

I had to refund it the first time because it did not run at all

[somber stream]

RE9 Merc mode is coming in a few days

Said director

Time to mod Leon as Emily

[delicate vapor]

W

that pizza put me out of breath

[marsh iris]

magnetic baby heads

[delicate vapor]

i need to go rest

[somber stream]

His greed finally got to him

[delicate vapor]

but i will go eat ice cream soon

[marsh iris]

it sickens me

[rare pulsar]

I pity your toilet allready

Ooweee

[little marten]

CRIMSON DESERT CANT STOP WINNING

[marsh iris]

Creamson Dessert

[somber stream]

Devouring chocy cream rn

[marsh iris]

share bro

[somber stream]

Mine.

[delicate vapor]

playing black desert rn cause it was on sale for a dollar

[marsh iris]

touches your cream

[marsh iris]

i miss my T7 blue horse

[somber stream]

#zealot-class message

[delicate vapor]

im still like 6.7 hours into it

[marsh iris]

-# bought stuff to breed horses

[marsh iris]

what class did you pick

[delicate vapor]

I forgot

My character looks hot that’s all I know

[amber delta]

[south valve]

Heresy

[amber delta]

some called Jesus a heretic too

[south valve]

You're not Jesus though

mwahahaha

[patent grove]

I'm Spartacus

[hazy kestrel]

I don’t know what this is.

You’ll be fine

[delicate vapor]

[wet swift]

what the hell is even venting shriek supposed to be about?

[regal jasper]

Oh I hate math test

[pure quail]

maths are evil

[pure quail]

just yelling

it's like a discord venting channel

but you're carrying a big speaker

[wet swift]

https://tenor.com/view/jodeln-yodeling-takeo-ischi-gif-2610664380098733535

[delicate vapor]

Pretty much

[wet swift]

evil mods stop us from expressing ourselves through gifs

https://tenor.com/view/viva-la-revolution-gif-11760395

[marsh iris]

eidolon... squid.. grilled 🤤

[wet swift]

but for real was the gif spam so bad they had to disable them?

[marsh iris]

https://tenor.com/view/epic-embed-fail-ryan-gosling-cereal-embed-failure-laugh-at-this-user-gif-20627924

[trail bramble]

you can get raiders from nastier parts of the internet who post gore and other nasty shit

Like that one time I saw a dude [] in a DRG server

[wet swift]

you can't post nfw gifs

[fiery wave]

But they did.

[wet swift]

the app doesn't support them

[wet swift]

that had to be something else

[fiery wave]

You can post on some other place and embed.

[trail bramble]

yeah there's a zillion ways to do it

[wet swift]

well just ban them then, disabling gifs because of a few ragrds is a bit dumb

[trail bramble]

just cause it's not on tenor doesn't mean it's not possible

[fiery wave]

People were also spamming so much, it was hard to hold a text convo as well.

[wet swift]

i guess that's valid

[trail bramble]

raiders just make alts to le epically own more libs

[fiery wave]

Though it was absolutly ppl posting NSFW that got it hard removed.

[delicate vapor]

[fiery wave]

The other way is getting a 1 min message delay to prevent spamming. Expect it when cryptic releases though.

[pure quail]

cryptic?

[fiery wave]

At least a 10 sec delay.

[fiery wave]

Next DLC class.

[pure quail]

o

[fiery wave]

Has aimbot as ability.

[pure quail]

finally a class for me

[delicate vapor]

Today or tomorrow is skulls day

Warhammer game announcements…

[lavish copper]

I'm writing a Warhammer book (it's fanfic let's be honest) if anyone is interested in reading my rough draft I'd be very appreciative. Feel free to DM me, I'm still working on it currently but I'll get back to you as soon as I get the first five chapters 100% finalized and how I want them in terms of storyboarding and setup, other than might still be some small changes depending on criticism. Please DM me if you're interested!

[pure quail]

I still have ogryn and veteran to get to level 30 before I buy a dlc class

ignore that I already bought arbitrator

[pure quail]

I have never read a single warhammer book

I'm down

[gloomy tartan]

Mangoes and poison ivy are related in the same plant family, and the chemicals that cause poison ivy rashes are in mango skin

[pure quail]

so I should eat a lot of mango to become immune to poison ivy

[gloomy tartan]

It’s a compound called urishiol that blisters skin.

[pure quail]

@fiery wave what u starin at me for

[patent grove]

Mango skin has urishiol??

[pure quail]

rock upon ye

[delicate vapor]

Chicken nugget rock

[gloomy tartan]

Yup

[pure quail]

I already ate chicken nugget today, maybe again tomorrow

[gloomy tartan]

Mangoes are in the same plant family as poison ivy

[regal jasper]

And didnt gimme some? What a bad friend

[gloomy tartan]

So basically every time you eat mangoes if you eat the skin you get a lil bit of that compound

[regal jasper]

[delicate vapor]

Zzzzz

[pure quail]

👀

[patent grove]

Is that why mango skins get that greenish reddish hue to them

[pure quail]

come to Sweden I give next time

[stuck wasp]

You can post nsfw gifs by grabbing their links and posting it.
But the reason that we got no gif in general (the other channels still have it) were people spamming prn and other gifs making things impossible to follow

[fiery wave]

Who even eats that?

[gloomy tartan]

Apparently it’s bad if you’ve been exposed to poison ivy

[pure quail]

who doesn't?

[gloomy tartan]

Cuz then mango skin can effect you easier

[stuck wasp]

I know some people make alcohol with Mango skin

[regal jasper]

Who even eat the mango skin?

[patent grove]

I eat kiwi skin

[pure quail]

mango skin is good

a bit tough

rarely ever eat mango but still

I bought one last year and I ate it all the way god intended, wiht my hands and teeth

[fiery wave]

I don't understand them. Like...

[gloomy tartan]

Like your body remembered the compound urushiol from poison ivy

[pure quail]

none of that knife bs

[gloomy tartan]

And can react to it being in mango skin

[regal jasper]

Its not even good

[gloomy tartan]

But if you never been affected my poison ivy it doesn’t freak out

[woven sigil]

Its just like a marginally thicker peach skin

[regal jasper]

Like, i love mango, but their skin is eeeeew

[thick coyote]

Venting
And
Shrieking

[gloomy tartan]

But you can get poison ivy blistwrs from touching the skin then your own skin

[thick coyote]

I'm just disappointed

[patent grove]

You can use mango skin as a rolling paper

[thick coyote]

That it isn't a shriek

[woven sigil]

Its not on the same level of weirdness as eating banana peel or summat like that

[fiery wave]

I know.

[pure quail]

weaklings

[thick coyote]

Like a banshee shriek

[regal jasper]

So why ppl still eating it?

[fiery wave]

Anyway, sec. GF is typing sus things.

[fiery wave]

No clue.

[patent grove]

Probably healthy

[waxen sleet]

It's for venting all your Peril, the more you have the louder the shriek

[gloomy tartan]

In 1998 a man peeled a mango and rested his hand on his leg while answering a phone call and 3 days later he had a poison ivy rash on the spot his hand touched on his leg

[woven sigil]

Have fun

[pure quail]

type sus things back

like eating mango peels

[regal jasper]

But isnt healthier

[sand monolith]

Will admechs be competitive in havoc 40 .

[gloomy tartan]

So you can legit get a poison ivy rash from just mango skin lol

Even just peeling it

[regal jasper]

And how you know that?

[thick coyote]

Every class is so red robe will be too
Don't worry

[gloomy tartan]

I guess the body reacts stronger to the compound every time

[fiery wave]

She playing honkai. Thing is on about unlocking 'special' CG.

[waxen sleet]

Yes.

[woven sigil]

It probably is in all fairness, most fruit and veg has the largest amount of nutrients around the skin of the thing

[pure quail]

huh?

[sand monolith]

Even skitari?

[gloomy tartan]

In 1998 a man peeled a mango and rested his hand on his leg while answering a phone call and 3 days later he had a poison ivy rash on the spot his hand touched on his leg

[thick coyote]

Yeah

[fiery wave]

Star rail.

[thick coyote]

Don't worry

[waxen sleet]

Especially Skitarii

[gloomy tartan]

I just watched a video on mangos

[pure quail]

yeah but what's cg

[regal jasper]

Damn

[gloomy tartan]

This guy goes into fruit and vegtible history

[thick coyote]

My mango blow up

[waxen sleet]

Isn't that the Bounty Hunter from Star Wars?

[thick coyote]

Mangolorian

[gloomy tartan]

Mangos have same chemical poison ivy does

[pure quail]

she poison on my ivy til I mango

[sand monolith]

I see. Even servitor and gene stealers?

[gloomy tartan]

Same plant family

Imagine touching a mango and getting a poison ivy rash

[thick coyote]

There'll never be genestealers so no
Servitor though 100%

[pure quail]

weak

[gloomy tartan]

That’s how you find out your body is sensitive to the compound lol

[waxen sleet]

Imagine touching grass

[gloomy tartan]

Also apparently the body reacts to the compound stronger every time

[regal jasper]

So, Mango Ivy?

[jaunty path]

Remember everyone

[gloomy tartan]

Mango and ivy in same plant family yes

[jaunty path]

There are no genestealers on krieg

[waxen sleet]

New batman villain or Pr0n Parody version?

[pure quail]

and if there were I would throw rocks at them

[pure quail]

both

[woven sigil]

Hang on a fuckin minute.. Krieg?

[gloomy tartan]

I think raw potatoes can kill you too

[regal jasper]

Both of them its possible...

[jaunty path]

Yeah they're on krieg

[gloomy tartan]

Cuz they related to something poisonous

[thick coyote]

Poison Ivy, tropical skin

[pure quail]

not raw

[fiery wave]

Computer Graphics. Think of it as the smut art you get of a girl you date in VNs.

[jaunty path]

I don't think they can do much though

[gloomy tartan]

Aren’t they poisonous raw???

[woven sigil]

They're kinda toxic until cooked, yeah, dunno about kill you, but they can make you pretty unwell

[thick coyote]

Absolute Mango Ivy

[pure quail]

but not fully grown raw ones can be poisonous

[crystal osprey]

Hello

[patent grove]

Raw potato won't kill you but you can get parasites i think

[regal jasper]

Batman has weird villians and pr0m like stupid themes, so...

[gloomy tartan]

lol ok you might not die

[pure quail]

ohhhhh, please share with the class thank you

[gloomy tartan]

That’s any poison

[crystal osprey]

How about cooking the food

[pure quail]

no

[waxen sleet]

That's why you wear protection!

[regal jasper]

Yaaay some parasites!!!

[woven sigil]

Nah there is a toxic compound present in them that breaks down under heat iirc

[patent grove]

Extra protein

[pure quail]

no? well yes but not in particular from potato?

[woven sigil]

Like not fatally toxic, but not good for you

[regal jasper]

YEEEE

[gloomy tartan]

Oh fine

[thick coyote]

Absolute Poison Ivy does go hard btw

[gloomy tartan]

It’s MILDLY poisonous

It’s ok guys

MILDLY POISONOUS

[waxen sleet]

It only kills you a little bit

[fiery wave]

She's ace and doing it to troll me.

[woven sigil]

If Im remembering my biology lessons, Potato is related to stuff like Deadly Nightshade

[gloomy tartan]

I’d prefer no poison but that’s me

That’s what I ment yeah

It’s related to nightshade

A lot of our food is related to stuff that’s bad for us

[waxen sleet]

That is correct, you can't eat the rest of the potato plant... only the cooked tuber

[gloomy tartan]

That’s my point

It’s odd how much food is related to shit that’s bad for us

[woven sigil]

Yeah, that sounds right

[pure quail]

good woman, tell her I support her

[gloomy tartan]

Like even chili is hot so we don’t eat it

[lilac crag]

who can I fight here

[gloomy tartan]

But we crave the hot

[pure quail]

me

[woven sigil]

That's not actually harmful though

[gloomy tartan]

A chimp

[waxen sleet]

Support women's rights and wrongs

[gloomy tartan]

Yeah it’s not harmful

[pure quail]

hell yeah brother

[lilac crag]

DEFLECT

[gloomy tartan]

Just actively trying to tell us to fuck off

[woven sigil]

In fact quite the opposite, the chemical that makes spicy stuff spicy is actually really good for you

[crystal osprey]

Well what full plant are we eating

[gloomy tartan]

I’ll take heat over poison

[pure quail]

I got like 4 of these bad boys

[lilac crag]

FUCK

[gloomy tartan]

I like how chili is actively like STOP FUCKING EATING ME

[crystal osprey]

Are you in the mood for an oak tree in your stomach

[jaunty path]

The funny thing is birds can't taste it like we can

[waxen sleet]

So is pineapple

[jaunty path]

So they can eat spicy noodles and not gaf

[gloomy tartan]

Grass tastes sweet to animals apparently

[fiery wave]

In moderate amounts. Not THAT.

[gloomy tartan]

Atleast some animals

[waxen sleet]

Correct, they cannot detect Capascin(?)

[pure quail]

that's the point, birds eat them and shit the seeds somewhere else. however when mamals eat them the seeds get destroyed by our stomach acid

[hazy kestrel]

Haha, funny plant make mouth go AAAAAHHHHH!

[gloomy tartan]

I heard grass tasted sweet to dogs

[waxen sleet]

I can't spell spice chemical for shit

[gloomy tartan]

Like sugar sweet

[woven sigil]

Funny thing is, that grass getting you high is actually a defence mechanisim to put larger herbivores off eating it

[crystal osprey]

Dogs prolly don’t taste shit you seen how they absorb food ?

[gloomy tartan]

Like it’s supposed to just taste sweet but idk how sweet

Dogs do taste

Cats don’t taste shit

[waxen sleet]

and eat their own poop

[jaunty path]

They can taste it. It just doesn't taste like pain to them

[waxen sleet]

My mistake

[gloomy tartan]

Cats only taste meat because all of them have a ancestor who had a fucking deficiency or mutation or something

I’m so fucking serious

That’s why they are all carnivores

[woven sigil]

I mean, it depends on the threshold of tolerance you build up to it, it can give you a poorly stomach if you're not prepared for it and were you to eat a 'Reaper or something with no prep, but that would be absurdly idiotic to do in the first place

[fiery wave]

Dogs absolutely can taste stuff. My girl rejects certain food because of the taste lmao.

[gloomy tartan]

Dogs can still taste stuff besides meat

Cats can ONLY taste meat

They all have that mutation that one fucking ancestor soecies had

[crystal osprey]

Why we got dogs eating SHIT

[jaunty path]

Funnily enough I first learned this in a niko avocado video where he directly let his bird get a taste of the spicy food he ate

[hazy kestrel]

I’m telling you Karien, feeling like my face is melting off is a key part of the pepper-eating experience.

[fiery wave]

No, you might end in the hospital from shock or die from a heart attack.

[patent grove]

Hehe

[gloomy tartan]

Cats are all related to a common ancestor who had a mutation and could only taste meat

[woven sigil]

No, thats not true, they can taste stuff like salt and cheese also

[gloomy tartan]

Every cat

[waxen sleet]

That's a name I haven't heard in a while...

[gloomy tartan]

Lmao oh yes

Salt and cheese

[hazy kestrel]

Habaneros are peak

[jaunty path]

Hes skinny asf now

[crystal osprey]

Mbirds don’t gaf about capsaicin tight

[gloomy tartan]

Cuz they find that in the wild

Maybie a salt rock

But ain’t no cheese in the forest

Lmao

[jaunty path]

Ye it doesn't burn their tongue

Birds > humans yet again

[gloomy tartan]

Point is that mutation is why cats are such predator fucks

They can only enjoy the taste of flesh

[pure quail]

yeah the issue with capsaicin is that it can send you into shock, it doesn't do anything directly bad to your body

[woven sigil]

Yes, if you are a dribbling moron and decide you're going to eat the hottest stuff you can find with no preperation. But that is incredibly rare that people are that stupid. It very much works like a narcotic, your tolerance to it is based on regular consumption, and should you consume it regularly it helps purge toxins out of you system in a very effective way

[gloomy tartan]

Something with there tastebuds and they’re brains

[crystal osprey]

Birds are just cool

[gloomy tartan]

This goes for all cats

[hazy kestrel]

Smh. Karien just doesn’t understand the pepper-munching grind.

[gloomy tartan]

I mean lions too

Tigers lol

[fiery wave]

Umami taste. Is in many red meats btw.

[gloomy tartan]

Spices>sauces

Sauces make me freak out

Unless it’s like choclate

[hazy kestrel]

Then again, there was that one guy who ate a pepper or sauce or something that burned through his esophagus or something like that

But I don’t go that far

With spicy food

[gloomy tartan]

You have to train your body

Don’t jump to level 10

Start slow

[woven sigil]

Not sure what the cause for it is, but them only being able to taste meat is false

[gloomy tartan]

That’s a beginner mistake

You can hurt someone seriously by giving them soemthing too spicy

[fiery wave]

Problem is, I see ppl managing to go to a hospital from just chili padi.

[gloomy tartan]

Like legit burn someone

Hospital visit

[fiery wave]

Err, Thai Birds eye chili.

[hazy kestrel]

They can’t handle the trip to flavortown smh

[woven sigil]

Yeah, because they're idiots and order food way above their tolerance and then panic when they find themselves in too deep

[gloomy tartan]

A hot chili can send someone who doesn’t eat chili much to the hospital

Lot of pranks gone wrong

“ try this shit broooo”

“ no balls”

Next thing you know bro has a hole in his stomach

[fiery wave]

I mean, they like milk for a reason even if they react badly to it lul.

[woven sigil]

Like seriously, watch videos of people eating really hot shit, the biggest commonality between them is that they all freak out over it.

Meanwhile Ed Curry is doing interveiws snacking on Pepper X near constantly

[stoic hollow]

Don't forget - people have died eating food way spicier than they can handle, it's genuinely dangerous

[gloomy tartan]

Yeah

[hazy kestrel]

I’ve never tried pepper X

[pure quail]

I work fast food and we had a customer who came back because her daughter had apparently been so badly affected by the 0.5% cayene pepper content in the breading of our chicken that she had spat it out directly in the car and spilled her drink as well

[hazy kestrel]

Sounds fun

[pure quail]

some people are just too white for this world

[fiery wave]

True, that's like low heat here tbh.

[pure quail]

and I say this as a Swede with skin the colour of newly bought bedding

[gloomy tartan]

I like a little bit of spice but not all the time

[hazy kestrel]

Holy skill issue :(

[woven sigil]

Neither have I, I would like to try it, but I don't for a second think i would be able to tolerate something at that level

[pure quail]

yes

[hazy kestrel]

Same

[gloomy tartan]

Yo imagine drinking Dr Pepper with some pepper on your food

[woven sigil]

It would have to be just a tiny taste and it would undoubtebly cripple me

[hazy kestrel]

I can handle a bit of ghost pepper and some Carolina Reaper or whatever it’s called

[gloomy tartan]

But imagine the damage to your ass

That will catch up to you

[hazy kestrel]

But that’s because my dad turns them all into paste and makes his signature “Ass Ripper” salsa

[woven sigil]

Yeah, they're tolerable, nice even if they're prepared well, but you don't wanna go all in on them for sure

[gloomy tartan]

Yeah dude

[fiery wave]

Wot. That's actually low enough I wouldn't even call it spicy.

[stoic hollow]

Where there's rain, there is mud

[hazy kestrel]

I’ve only been able to eat a habanero in its original pepper state

[gloomy tartan]

I like peppers

They look neat

Grow some myself

[hazy kestrel]

CRONCH!

[pure quail]

yeah I know, it's why I recommended that one for someone who doesn't like spicy food, you can not taste the spicyness in it

[woven sigil]

"And it burns, burns, burns, the ring of fire, the ring of fire...."

[gloomy tartan]

Sitting on the toilet hearing the call

And it BURNS BURNS BURNS

[woven sigil]

Like shitting blacksmith shot

[hazy kestrel]

It clears out both my sinuses and the other end.

[gloomy tartan]

I bet you sweat off 20 pounds too

Just screaming like that punisher meme

NO WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT

[woven sigil]

Based I try to grow em myself, but most years the slugs get em long before they start fruiting, bastard things

[gloomy tartan]

Damn slugs

[hazy kestrel]

Those slugs are gonna have a hell of a time after eating them lmao

[gloomy tartan]

We should import a slug eating monkey

The coyotes can eat them

[woven sigil]

Dont think they actually would eat the fruit, but they'll happily eat the seedlings

[gloomy tartan]

Then balanced will be achieved

[hazy kestrel]

Oh :(

[gloomy tartan]

Squirrels be eating fruit

Mf eats my oranges

The top ones

[fiery wave]

Is a surprise they are that sensitive considering ppl would say I enjoy baby lvls of spice here with chili padi being the highest heat thing I eat.

[gloomy tartan]

Eats what they like then they toss the fucker down

Don’t even finish the whole orange

Just eat the Jucy core

[woven sigil]

Hedgehogs eat them, but they're also pretty rare and being in a hot polytunnel is probably gonna kill them, so i'm not gonna even consider catching one to let lose in there because it would be cruel/murder

[gloomy tartan]

Having a squirrel drop a fucking orange and almost hit you in the head

[pure quail]

my spice tolerance isn't fantastic either, don't get me wrong, but you can not even taste the spice in that chicken

[gloomy tartan]

The grey squirrel in Cali have to deal with the invasive red squirrel

Greys eat more specific food and breed less and smaller litters

Reds eat anythjng

Pizza

[woven sigil]

A good Madras is about the general baseline for "can you tolerate hot food"

[gloomy tartan]

Fruit

Bread

Chips

[fiery wave]

Or at most, mistake it for pepper.

[gloomy tartan]

They are garbage cans

[woven sigil]

But a good Madras does tend to be decently spicy

[pure quail]

eat deez nuts

[gloomy tartan]

So they get fat as fuck

[pure quail]

gottem

[gloomy tartan]

They bully the greys

These invader red squirrels are out competing the native greys

[pure quail]

well it is cayenne pepper so it is pepper, just not a very strong pepper

[woven sigil]

Other way round mate, at least in Europe

Grey ones are bigger and more aggressive

[crystal osprey]

Use squirrels as grenades

[fiery wave]

I meant peppercorn.

[pure quail]

ah

[gloomy tartan]

🐿️

[fiery wave]

I think that's what they are called?

White pepper.

[gloomy tartan]

Bitch that’s salt

[pure quail]

black pepper

is the most common pepper

[gloomy tartan]

Tf

[pure quail]

white pepper is a different pepper

[gloomy tartan]

Pepper is black

Salt is white

[woven sigil]

Peppercorns are just whole coloured corns that go in your pepper grinder, its just the non-processed version of pepper

[gloomy tartan]

There’s white pepper?????

[pure quail]

yes

[woven sigil]

There is

Its nice too

[gloomy tartan]

I ain’t ever seen that shit at food 4 less

Or el superior

Or target or Walmart

[fiery wave]

White pepper exist unless you are being racist or never stepped foot into a kitchen.

[gloomy tartan]

I don’t think I’ve ever encountered that

[woven sigil]

If you can find it, try it, its more peppery than black pepper, but its a more mild flavour overall

[sand monolith]

I think that genestealer would be the best new class to be honest

[pure quail]

I prefer white pepper generally to black pepper

[gloomy tartan]

I ain’t ever heard of it

[pure quail]

but it depends on the recipe

putting some white pepper in your pasta water alongside the salt is great

[gloomy tartan]

Is it usually for pasta ?

[woven sigil]

Liberal amounts of both Though thats kinda strange because its way more common for people to prefer black pepper over white

[crystal osprey]

Add squirrels to darktide as enemies

[gloomy tartan]

I don’t really eat pasta

That would explain it

[crystal osprey]

Monstrosities

[fiery wave]

I mean, when compared with 0.5% cayenne pepper... lul.

[pure quail]

you can use it for basically anything

[gloomy tartan]

Idk man never heard of it

I have learned soemthing

[woven sigil]

In omlettes too, douse your onions in it as they fry

[gloomy tartan]

🧠

[pure quail]

yee

[gloomy tartan]

I have absorbed your knowledge

[crystal osprey]

My omelettes are full of mushrooms

[gloomy tartan]

I grow stronger

[pure quail]

and who says we're just a bunch of degenerate gooners in here?

[fiery wave]

White pepper is more used in asian places.

[pure quail]

we're a bunch of degenerate gooners who learn in here

[gloomy tartan]

Learn about deez nuts

Gottem

[woven sigil]

Beyond Indian food, Ive not a great deal of experience with Asian cuisine, not a fan of Chinese and never visited anywhere in Asia so no local firsthand experiences

[fiery wave]

Cos useless info can be fun...

[pure quail]

eyyyyyyyy

a man after my own tastes

[woven sigil]

Interesting its more popular over there though

[pure quail]

useless info is what I specialise in

[gloomy tartan]

Hey

[fiery wave]

American Chinese is not Chinese food btw.

[gloomy tartan]

Remember when that guy only wanted a big booty hoe for his birf day?

Y’all remember?

[pure quail]

what

[fiery wave]

It's like hybird cusine at best.

[gloomy tartan]

It was a event

A movement

Ok it was a song