general-chat

[somber stream]

“…and that is why you should commission art from me”

[sleek harness]

Worth for a 30 dollar art trust

[vivid zinc]

Well, I figured out how to break Diablo 4's new expansion lol. 0 coolddown traps.

[blazing ibex]

Crusher was slept on cuz people have no taste.

[stuck crescent]

know what's really slept on

[blazing ibex]

Crusher even on zealot has always been good.

[stuck crescent]

CCCCCCCHHHHHHAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNN

SSSSSSSSSSSWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRDDD

[timber elk]

Was thinking about getting Diablo 4 with the paladin

[vivid zinc]

Really good class

[timber elk]

I always been a sucker for HOLY WARRIORS fighting against HELL itself with no issues

[vivid zinc]

Really really good

[timber elk]

Most media shows paladins as goody two shoes or weak

But from what I seen Diablo shows paladin in a good way

[dire kayak]

what even are paladins really

[timber elk]

Holy warriors

[vivid zinc]

Personally I'm playing a trap/barrage spam Rogue. Wasn't planning on it but the rogue buffs were nuts.

[timber elk]

The biggest and highest of combat potential a human can achieve

I’m being laughed at :[

[vivid zinc]

They're just warriors with a shield and holy magic that damages/heals/buffs/debuffs depending on who it hits

[timber elk]

Or in diablos case

[vivid zinc]

tanki bois

[timber elk]

Absolute power houses

That can take on hordes of demons with no issue from the trailer’s perspective

[graceful hamlet]

Who needs melee when you can just do funny range things with EK staff

[vivid zinc]

023333331

[graceful hamlet]

True

[vivid zinc]

sorry kitty stepped on the keyboard

[graceful hamlet]

Get catboarded bozo

[marsh iris]

no the kitty is trying to communicate to us

dial 911

[vivid zinc]

But seriously...Blizzard let me have 0 cooldown on like 90% of my abilities lol

So Im doing dumb things with it

[graceful hamlet]

I can’t wait for the StarCraft Helldivers clone

[wintry fog]

curse necro is no more
F

[dire kayak]

is it just me or are the new bug worlds kinda similar to how earth looks?

[acoustic pebble]

Hey hey people

Shork here

[graceful hamlet]

Haven’t even bothered hopping on for the patch ngl

Just ended up doing some rounds of EK Psyker after doing the FFXIV patch

[acoustic pebble]

An Imperial Guard game with Helldivers 2 engine?

That'd be fun

[wintry fog]

that's what eternal crusade should have been

[stuck crescent]

yeah...but we both know they'd only use two regiments

[graceful hamlet]

Anime waifu gacha Helldivers clone tho

[timber elk]

Wedonttalkaboutthat

[stuck crescent]

NO

[acoustic pebble]

Nah. I'll be the one in charge, because I'll kill the other one

[acoustic pebble]

I will make a metaphor physical and then smack you with it

Not because your idea is bad, I'm racist against Dinosaurs

[timber elk]

BIIIIIIIIIGGGGG DDDDDDDD

[acoustic pebble]

I don't understand your reference

[timber elk]

Big-D

[carmine steppe]

How could you, the seraphon are the greatest weapon against chaos

[timber elk]

Sir-D

[graceful hamlet]

What about anime waifu dinosaurs?

[acoustic pebble]

Nah. Ogres

[carmine steppe]

It's all part of the great plan

[acoustic pebble]

I'll commit acts of d@#%&##c violence against them

[patent grove]

BBQ brontosaurus ribs 🍴

[acoustic pebble]

My plan is better: Eat

[carmine steppe]

I don't think they are, the orruks maybe since they kicked every demon ass in Ghur

[acoustic pebble]

Nah. Ogres are better

You're just wrong

[carmine steppe]

And the seraphon were made by the old ones with one objective, killing chaos, by following the great plan

[graceful hamlet]

Also had to carry a poor Ogryn against hordes of 20 ragers as an EK Psyker. That was pretty hype

[carmine steppe]

Fatshark should get to work on an Age of Sigmar game

[woven sigil]

Played it from day1 since it was put in and people called it shit before the rework (it wasnt)

[astral basin]

Aaa

[acoustic pebble]

Been playing a lot of Baldurs Gate 3 and OH MY LORD, KARLACH

In every universe, only SHE remained

[carmine steppe]

Based

Put my face in that panini maker

No fire resistance potion needed

[acoustic pebble]

"The fire in my heart, the flame that burns with mine. The thighs that shall paste the walls with my skulls and brains"

[stuck crescent]

please no age of sh*tmar game

[timber elk]

FUCKING TRASH!!!!

[arctic perch]

eh its better these days

[stuck crescent]

NO

[jaunty path]

Not entirely sure honestly.

[stuck crescent]

NO

[timber elk]

YES

YES

[stuck crescent]

No

[timber elk]

YESSSSSS

[stuck crescent]

NO

SHUT UP, DANIEL BRYAN

[timber elk]

YES! YES!! YES!!!

[visual vortex]

Hi lamball

[stuck crescent]

I sleep now

[jaunty path]

ADHD fixations are like being possessed by slaanesh. I must do more. or whatever

[timber elk]

Oh hey what’s up

[visual vortex]

I am cracking my back with a metal rod

[regal jasper]

hmmm, when u think about it, tell me, i want to know

[visual vortex]

I got one good crack

Now the rod is bent

[acoustic pebble]

Hey hey people

Shork here

Again

[visual vortex]

Hi jakka

[regal jasper]

[acoustic pebble]

I have found myself into a Penal legion

[acoustic pebble]

My friend

How are you?

[visual vortex]

Good enough

[acoustic pebble]

I am currently cleaning my room, getting drunk, and listening to audible books

[visual vortex]

That is nice

I mowed a lawn of a house we're fixing

[next ginkgo]

I know I would.

[bronze wren]

I like them
Als Arc weapons are suprisingly effective against bugs

[acoustic pebble]

Want me to extort them? Want me to pillage? I'll pillage em. Let's pillage em.

[carmine steppe]

I like age of sigmar, I'm preparing a soulbound game for my friends (it's the roleplaying game for AOS)

[visual vortex]

Sadly bothing here is interesting to loot

[carmine steppe]

So DND but Warhammer for my friends

[crystal osprey]

+25% carapace

[visual vortex]

The only thing i found was a 3DS game

Mario and Luigi dream team

[acoustic pebble]

I'll always find a way to make better drugs

[timber elk]

somehow finds. The necronomicon ex mortis

[carmine steppe]

Have you seen the cogforts? It's so fucking cool

[visual vortex]

I assure you

I always look for cool shit

[acoustic pebble]

I assure you more

[visual vortex]

And there is NOTHING here

There's just

[arctic perch]

Everyone is glazing these cogforts

[visual vortex]

College stuff

[acoustic pebble]

I ALWAYS find something

[timber elk]

What about this? holds up the book of the dead

[visual vortex]

And pictures

[regal jasper]

my cat just bite my foot

[acoustic pebble]

Then dumbass college kids will buy it

[visual vortex]

Eh

It's all yellow

And grimy

[acoustic pebble]

Or I'll tell them I'll shank their throats

And kill their house leaders

[visual vortex]

The closet thing to that here was this cobweb and dirty biking helmet

[carmine steppe]

Rightfully so, it's a new unit anyone can get in their faction

[crystal osprey]

Would u buy a power sword irl

[visual vortex]

Teah

Yeah

[acoustic pebble]

You can still oversell for a profit. Why? Because people are STUPID

[crystal osprey]

I don’t understand how a power sword works

[visual vortex]

The helmet was busted

[acoustic pebble]

Make shanks

[crystal osprey]

How’s a bit of electricity making it cut better

[visual vortex]

Like the leather was that moist and rotten kind

[acoustic pebble]

I can sell it to a Tibetan monk

[visual vortex]

Probably

[acoustic pebble]

I'm that much of a scum

[visual vortex]

The thing i got my eyes on is this piece of shit lawnmower

I dont know what is up with it

It has one job

To cut grass

And it gets jammed on the grass

[acoustic pebble]

Want me to kill the owner? I'll kill the owner

[visual vortex]

The owner's cool

Because i own the mower

[acoustic pebble]

Sounds like a threat

Sounds like a narc

Better stab

[visual vortex]

I would never threaten you

[acoustic pebble]

Shamk

[visual vortex]

I like you

[acoustic pebble]

Me too, but the hustle should never be threatened

[visual vortex]

There's no hustle here

Beyond selling the batteries

And copper wires

[acoustic pebble]

Yes there is

I can sell copper wires like I'm J.P Morgan

[visual vortex]

This house is really garbage

It has so many things just wrong with it

I think the builder cut the hardest corners

There's a giant leaking crack in the stone in a corner

[acoustic pebble]

Kill the builder then? I'll kill the builder

[visual vortex]

Please

Who knows how many houses this psycho has made

[acoustic pebble]

I am a shank the shape of a human

[hard gorge]

Is it on the level of the Kentucky door house

[visual vortex]

Probably not

But a giant damp stone crack that reeks of bleach and rusty pipes isnt fun to deal with

The best part is that the people we hired to fix the crack ALSO cut corners

[crystal osprey]

That’s the nicest I’ve seen you be

[visual vortex]

🔥 ✍️

[visual vortex]

There's meaner people here in Michigan

They'll crash into you and then yell at you

And if you yell back they whip out a gun made from pipes and fridge door handles and blow your arm off

[obsidian wren]

Have you seen an arbites named raiden before

Cuz i may have seen your scum or sumthin

Idk

[twin flower]

shout out to that one Arby that named his dog FemboySniffer

[acoustic pebble]

Maybe. I just kill

[fiery wave]

Everyone wants profits.

[visual vortex]

Well yeah

I would cut corners

But i dont like cut corners on me

Only I CAN cut corners

If i cant then nobody can

[astral basin]

cuts this conversation

Taco bell or ramen cup?

[jaunty path]

if you can afford taco bell

[fallen tree]

taco bell

[wintry fog]

FS is giving the sickos their space marine class
on the condition that it's a catboy chapter

[twin flower]

The Astral Claws

[wintry fog]

Nyastartes

[astral basin]

Hoping the paycheck hits before i clock out ngl 👀

[night grotto]

Can finally play this game again finally because Helldivers 2 is in a state.

[astral basin]

Hd2 is always in a state

Blame sony

[twin flower]

state of democracy?

[night grotto]

I do.

Eh, I can finally get back to being a psychic.

With incineration powers.

[whole bough]

chat

does surge on psyker staff affect m2

or just m1

[visual vortex]

Not just sony

There have been times where sony has

By AH's words

Knocked on the door

So obviously they have a lot of freedom

And sony only knocks in when they're fucking up

[astral basin]

AH being working on a live service format and out of touch w gaming adjustments is another problem

[night grotto]

Darktide and DRG being simply better.

[visual vortex]

AH caught lightning in a bottle despite all the odds

And has been trying to let it out since

[marsh iris]

whats AH

[night grotto]

Arrowhead.

[marsh iris]

oh right

[astral basin]

“Against the odds” is unfair assessment
Originally, most of their development model is just a redesign of hd1. Down to the source code.
It was simply a cult classic in comparison to the righteous boner sony puts into advertising live service games

[somber stream]

Good morning world, another day in Paradise

[visual vortex]

By against all odds i meant having such a loyal playerbase for so long

[woven sigil]

Mornin pal, thats one way of putting it

[visual vortex]

Ive never seen so many people deal with bullshit live this beyond bungir

[marsh iris]

good morning brother

[visual vortex]

Good morning

[astral basin]

Licht waking at 3am?
Must be trying to finish a pile of work

[somber stream]

It's 4

[astral basin]

Sorry

Licht waking at 4am?
Must be trying to finish a pile of work

[somber stream]

Nah don't be, it's Daylight saving time lol, can get confusing

[astral basin]

When i ask google, it says its 4 in berlin
“Licht despises berlin. Lets say hes a time zone to the west.”

[visual vortex]

Ima do something i rarely do

Play psyker

[ripe tangle]

What is a Berlin?

[somber stream]

Cesspool

[visual vortex]

A place next to Nolin

[ripe tangle]

fair answer Licht

next question

what is a Paris?

[visual vortex]

A place with a funny wire tower

[somber stream]

Cesspool but french

[astral basin]

A waterslide made of piss

[visual vortex]

And mile long catacombs

[woven sigil]

A form of plaster

[ripe tangle]

Surprising, none of these answers are wrong

[visual vortex]

My favorite thing they did in paris was put the olympics symbols on the wire thing

I forgot its name

[astral basin]

Eiffel

[ripe tangle]

the Eiffel Tower?

[visual vortex]

Yeah that thing

[woven sigil]

[visual vortex]

And the locals said they hated it

[astral basin]

“That thing”

[visual vortex]

Because it's three giant colored rings

[ripe tangle]

from here on out, everyone always refer to the Eiffel Tower as “That Wire Thing”

[visual vortex]

That freak of nature

[visual vortex]

Lmao please do

[dire kayak]

absolutely

[visual vortex]

It makes it so much easier

[astral basin]

Olph look what your shitposting has done

[visual vortex]

Im sorry

[astral basin]

We cant even appreciate classic french beauty, like that wire thing

[woven sigil]

Its falling apart at this point anyway

[visual vortex]

I cant help it anymore

[dire kayak]

49 medals and i have the breakthrough

[visual vortex]

I need to say stupid shit at least ONCE a day

[somber stream]

Southern france is much lovelier, surprisingly the people too

I notice a lot of country share this peculiar phenomenon

[astral basin]

Cease

[fiery wave]

Isn't it, 'french metal tower thingie'?

[ripe tangle]

seems to be the case in Germany, Italy, and even the US as well.

[visual vortex]

Yeah

[somber stream]

And Denmark, can attest to that myself

[visual vortex]

Sputhern us is the sunbelt

North is the rustbelt

[somber stream]

Northern folks looks like they have a stick up in their arse

[visual vortex]

I would never

[woven sigil]

Better weather and (often) more space makes people happier and nicer, who would have guessed

[astral basin]

Aaaaaaaa

[somber stream]

What was that

[twin flower]

the hell is happenimg

[visual vortex]

And no city taxes

[astral basin]

01000011 01100101 01100001 01110011 01100101

[twin flower]

skully's messages just disappearining lmao

[visual vortex]

Didnt we fight great britain to get away from taxes

[astral basin]

A copy paste going wrong

[visual vortex]

Why do i have to pay city taxes

[jaunty path]

evil exists

[visual vortex]

I exist

[woven sigil]

Because you fought to be oppressed locally instead of from overseas

[somber stream]

Why cease? Is this a US thing that i don't know about

[visual vortex]

I am not oppressed

[woven sigil]

You traded your manacles for cuffs and still celebrate having done so

[visual vortex]

Because i believe i am not

Therefore i am not oppressed

[somber stream]

OOoooohh was it the civil war thing? @astral basin

[woven sigil]

Thats how that tends to work isnt it

Propaganda isnt real guys

[visual vortex]

Nah just need the gamer mindset

Trust me

[astral basin]

I could have sworn it was a you thing
But
“13 results”

[wintry fog]

We're forced to crowdfound meager public services while a handful of multi-trillion value trusts own everything.

[misty trench]

actually I read a study from a nebulous billionaire funded think tank named after some random enlightenment era tosser that says propaganda isn't real

[ripe tangle]

am I even real?

[visual vortex]

Propaganda isnt real because if it was i would glaze myself

[misty trench]

if you think so

[woven sigil]

No, you're the result of the discord's collective hallucinations, as am I

[ripe tangle]

I think therefore I am

[astral basin]

Female presenting fictional character on the internet
Thats a triple negative
So
No

[visual vortex]

I am

Am

[marsh iris]

ollpheist propaganda glazed donut

[visual vortex]

🤫

[somber stream]

We're all just manifestation of a 32 years old man stuck in a coma for the past 10 years

[misty trench]

sometimes I don't think before I exist, chronic problem

[woven sigil]

You can wake up now Dave, your family misses you..

[somber stream]

"The lamp looks off"

[visual vortex]

My dog has a baby face

Googoo gaga

[wintry fog]

Niche and rare reference

[visual vortex]

👶

[ripe tangle]

good point, thanks for reminding me I’m a fig newton of everyone’s collective holograms

[misty trench]

https://tenor.com/view/skyrim-awake-discord-skyrim-intro-skyrim-intro-discord-gif-22633629

[somber stream]

Millenial detected

[ripe tangle]

That’s just you harnessing your inner Bogan

[woven sigil]

That's like half this fuckin discord

[marsh iris]

you woke up from coma and found 500 mods installed in your world

[somber stream]

About 3/10 of the users i'd wager

[wintry fog]

I raise you "drowned while taking a teenage girl to an island to teach her the way of the sword"

[misty trench]

waking up from a coma to an instant texture loading issue and world crash

very cool

[ripe tangle]

as a 31 year old, am I a Millenial?

[woven sigil]

I would guess closer to 6/10 tbh

[misty trench]

yes, technically

[woven sigil]

Yeup

[visual vortex]

Waking up from a coma only to install a firmware update for my grill

[ripe tangle]

I think like, I’m just old enough to be a Millenial and like a year too old to be Gen Z

iirc

[woven sigil]

'98 is the cuttoff iirc

[ripe tangle]

oh

[somber stream]

Update yo smart toaster bro

[misty trench]

ah, I'm from '96

[ripe tangle]

then I’m definetly a Millenial, just a younger one

[somber stream]

Asian gene

[ripe tangle]

I’m from ‘95

[astral basin]

GenZs oldest are like. 28

[marsh iris]

lol old

[woven sigil]

'93 for me, am "middle aged" millenial

[visual vortex]

The oldest gen alpha are in the womb AS WE SPEAK

[ripe tangle]

yes… 1795, terrible year btw.

[somber stream]

You rang?

[wintry fog]

Latent asian genes are awesome. I get to look like I'm in my 20s forever

[misty trench]

looking forward to turning 30 and realising I'm still 20 but my knees hurt

[woven sigil]

And you'll start getting hangovers

[somber stream]

Jog

[marsh iris]

looked through millenial subreddit, some of them look like late 40s

[astral basin]

All children being born and currently in elementary/ grade school
The ipad babies

[misty trench]

I hike

[somber stream]

Life hasn't been kind to all of us.

[visual vortex]

And in the womb

[ripe tangle]

is it weird I’m 31, never had knee problems or a bad joints or anything like that, and I do drink but never get hangovers

[visual vortex]

Bada bing bada boom

[marsh iris]

yes yes you are strong

[visual vortex]

Your womb is now a tomb

[marsh iris]

strong genes

[misty trench]

yeah well being an SoB does that

[marsh iris]

good

[astral basin]

“Being born”

[ripe tangle]

Hell yes!

[obsidian wren]

Guys i have a question that only the elites will know the right answer to

[visual vortex]

Im an elite

[visual vortex]

I have $10 in my picket rn

[misty trench]

leet af bruv

[somber stream]

It's about the frequency i'd say, like 3 days a week keep the joints and muscle groups properly maintained

[obsidian wren]

Its a shitpost of a question

[ripe tangle]

hmmmm I know what might trigger someone

[obsidian wren]

Mouse girl girlfriend or wendigo wife

[trail bramble]

also calf raises and ankle mobility exercises

[marsh iris]

my feet bones pop when i walk

[visual vortex]

wendigo wife

[woven sigil]

If you've treated your body relatively well and not had to do any extreme physical work up until this point, you shouldn't in your early 30s, but alas... we're not all that lucky

[misty trench]

ah, I do exercise, mostly walks as opposed to jogs tho. I really gotta get around to buying new running shoes lmao

I do my old gymnastics routine at home tho, at least everything that can be done without special equipment

[trail bramble]

I'm not worried about my knees but I'm sure worried about my ankles

[obsidian wren]

Wrong answer

[ripe tangle]

what’s the most boring country in Europe? and what country in Europe is the most exciting?

[visual vortex]

i prefer rats anyways

[ripe tangle]

true and fair enough

[obsidian wren]

Rat or mouse, doesnt matter

They both the same

[visual vortex]

rats are cooler

[astral basin]

I heard the netherlands
But that its also “cozy”

[visual vortex]

and bigger

[wintry fog]

Never been but I'm going to assume it's Britain

[trail bramble]

"what country has the lowest GDP and which has the highest"

[somber stream]

45 minutes of walking is equal to 15 minutes of running. And the latter build up stamina as well, a lot of application there ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[marsh iris]

which europe have the least smell?

[ripe tangle]

is the Netherlands boring?

[somber stream]

Finland

[trail bramble]

There's a crazy house scene in the Netherlands from what I've heard

[ripe tangle]

Finland, they bathe the most

[trail bramble]

But that house scene may just be runover from the Berlin club scene

[woven sigil]

Not a shock, dance music in a lot of forms is popular across basically all of Europe

[astral basin]

This is truly a @/hank question

[woven sigil]

We love to go out an get smashed and dance for 12 hours straight

[marsh iris]

was it finland or sweden that have sauna outside every building

[misty trench]

Finland innit?

[ripe tangle]

different regions in different European countries even have their own distinct sound and scene for EDM

[somber stream]

Inside most building, yes

[ripe tangle]

and it’s been that way since the 1970s

[marsh iris]

i remember they slap each other with a branch of leaves in the sauna

[somber stream]

I once had a contest with a Finn to see who lasted longer, think i passed out

[wintry fog]

Good enough reason to move to Europe.
There's an actual lively EDM / industrial scene

[ripe tangle]

yes but the leaves cushion the blow, as does the hot air and sweat, so even if it leaves red marks it doesn’t hurt at all.

[marsh iris]

basting the bros in the oven

[somber stream]

The branches are more to spread the aroma

[misty trench]

bro never reached the Finnish line

[somber stream]

Mother fucker

[misty trench]

I HAD TO

[ripe tangle]

apparently struck skin and hot air opens pores and that cleanses skin

does that make sense?

[somber stream]

I know, i wouldn't be able to hold back as well

[woven sigil]

Yeaup, though also somehow an incredible amount of overlap, you can pick a person from a random EU country, move them to a different one and drop them into an underground event, they'll have a banger.

Music is pretty much Europe's common language and its fucking beautiful

[marsh iris]

[somber stream]

We need onsen in Europe

YESTERDAY

[marsh iris]

darktide eurotrip

[astral basin]

Incan has one finland joke
And he uses it at every opportunity

[somber stream]

Ancient romans did it before the Japanese, bring it back wtf

[misty trench]

leaving the onsen, call that offsen

[stark bobcat]

There is Norway he uses it again...

[marsh iris]

onsen egg 🤤

[misty trench]

hey I have at least 2

[stark bobcat]

Oman, this is a big deal

[marsh iris]

shark briyani

[misty trench]

#general-chat message TWO

[marsh iris]

you never heard of midland

[somber stream]

Also another fun fact

Saunas are usually mixed gender

[misty trench]

the midlands yea

[marsh iris]

[ripe tangle]

depends on the setting

[misty trench]

right yeah you can have both Norwegians and Swedes in them potentially

[ripe tangle]

a public sauna might not be mixed gender, but a private one at home almost always will be

but public mixed gender does exist

it’s kinda like… how the toilet is, public usually isn’t but it sometimes can be and when it is, it’s not weird

[marsh iris]

Neitherwegians Norwegians not both

[somber stream]

Warm milk and boiled egg after sauna 🤤

[somber stream]

No this is deffo weird

[floral quest]

How do yall get +17% toughness curios? Just spamming melk's shop?

[somber stream]

Unless it's in a remote region where toilet is lacking

[ripe tangle]

you think unisex bathrooms are weird?

[somber stream]

Yeah

[misty trench]

unisex bathrooms are becoming more common

and it makes sense

[woven sigil]

Either that or check Brunts every tick-over, preferably both, but you basically need to make blood sacrifices for one to actually drop

[misty trench]

like a lot of places around here have a unisex bathroom+gendered bathrooms

[floral quest]

me stuck with 16% curios at 390 and 410

[somber stream]

I have no problem being in the same space with the ladies while letting it off but i don't think most of them share the same sentiment

[woven sigil]

If you've gotten 16% I wouldn't worry too much about it, like sure, it makes a bit of an impact, but not enough to really ever change the outcome of a run

[astral basin]

Im all for a room with 5 stalls and a trough for a sink with 3 taps
But like
The privacy wall will have to reach all the way down to the floor rather than being the cut cost box with no edges we get

[ripe tangle]

what I see a lot of the time is there’ll be a Unisex/Family Bathroom seperate, it’s usually a little bigger and more private, and a Men’s and Women’s room, both of which are less private

[tropic grove]

oh thank god u share weapon mastery with ur characters i just recently finded out

[ripe tangle]

at malls and airports and stuff you’ll see they have like 3-4 Unisex/Family bathrooms

[tropic grove]

i thought i needed to grind out all over again lol

[marsh iris]

ngl i thought finish language sounds cool

[tropic grove]

perkele satana

[astral basin]

Santana is doing the perkle? Huh?

[somber stream]

It certainly doesn't sound like anything i've heard prior

[marsh iris]

TORILLA TAVATAAN

[somber stream]

Maybe a bit close to Polish?

[astral basin]

Ploxish

[marsh iris]

nah

its unique in its own right

[somber stream]

They both extend their 'r' a lot

But fair

[marsh iris]

not even close to their swedish neighbour

[ripe tangle]

@misty trench this is the norm in the US, and from what I know it’s the norm in Canada and Australia as well.

[astral basin]

Whose rrrrready to rrrrrumble?

[somber stream]

I have a notebook 2 years worth of Finnish vocab, i forgot most of it

[astral basin]

Even deep conservative zones like alabama and Mississippi have family restrooms in larger grocery stores
Mostly just walmart

[astral basin]

Didnt Finnish the course…

[somber stream]

It was never meant to be 🖐️ 😔

Too cold, too sad

[misty trench]

yup, though I've also seen more expanded unisex bathrooms as of late

which is fair enough

[ripe tangle]

same

at newer places like a new mall or a renovated international airport you’re more likely to see it be a bit bigger and more accomodated with that in mind

or even a new store like Starbucks I think iirc just make all their new establishments have all unisex bathrooms

[twin flower]

my gf's university had a unisex bathroom

[astral basin]

Starbucks tends to follow new social trends anyways

[twin flower]

ended up being a place for the students to do the freaky in

[misty trench]

waiting on starbucks to follow the social trend of having good coffee

[ripe tangle]

ha! Never gonna happen

[misty trench]

starbucks pretty much didn't exist in my area back home and I now understand why

it's so fucking bad lmao

[astral basin]

Flavored sugar and cream is what youll get, and you will like it

[ripe tangle]

the problem with Starbuck’s coffee is the coffee that’s not meant to be super strong is way too strong because it’s made to be mixed with a ton of shit, meanwhile the expectedly strong shots are weak and watery…

[ebon bay]

Coffee sucks anyway I can't drink the stuff

I've tried so many times, but my mouth rejects hot drinks

[misty trench]

I luv coffee

[elder merlin]

I hate coffee

[misty trench]

but also I'm pretty sure if I disliked coffee my ancestors would manifest before me and fire me out of a bombard cannon

[nocturne bloom]

I hated coffee until I started working

[somber stream]

Coffee is the backbone of the work force

[misty trench]

Coffee in the morning, tea in the afternoon

[astral basin]

I wanted to say Starbucks is pretty liberal
But i feel like liberalism and conservatism as wider beliefs is dumb
They are stances of laws and system rules
“Eh its enforced sometimes” and “its crucial it stays this way”

[nocturne bloom]

On that note im going back to work

[misty trench]

I'd describe starbucks more as just being like, corporate

[astral basin]

Thats all corps
moneh

[misty trench]

because they defo don't pay their workers well enough

should be getting hazard pay having to do what they do to innocent coffee beans

[somber stream]

I've had 2 cups of Pumpkin Spice latte in Starbucks just for shit and giggles with the boys and it was... kinda good actually

[analog marsh]

Same. Smells repulsive and tastes gross.

[astral basin]

If i go Starbucks i grab chai

[ripe tangle]

I drink both coffee and tea

[somber stream]

Hmmm... Turkish coffee for weekend

[astral basin]

I drink bottled black tea
Unsweetened

[misty trench]

I'm sitting with you at lunch

[ripe tangle]

hell yeah

[misty trench]

delicious mudmaxxing

[ripe tangle]

also Turkish food is great btw

[astral basin]

See, this is a crime bc us southerners are known for their pound of sugar per gallon

[woven sigil]

Bottl...

I'm sorry what.

Bottled. Tea.

[ripe tangle]

it’s been a while since I had Dürüm

[misty trench]

it really is! it's like all we have going for us these days

plus like, textiles

[somber stream]

More common than you think

[visual vortex]

psyker lamer than gorilla farts i miss vet

[astral basin]

Milos, gold peak, pure leaf

[woven sigil]

I am aware. But I am always appauled when I hear someone enjoys it

[astral basin]

Pure leaf unsweet sucks

[ripe tangle]

I usually make my own tea at home, if it’s hot and humid out I drink it iced, if it’s cold and wet I drink it hot…

[astral basin]

Milos is has a cult around here

[ripe tangle]

but Milos is good if you want tea on the go yes

[somber stream]

Americans usually sell those in jugs, which is kinda peculiar

[woven sigil]

As a British man, I can be nothing but deeply offended.

[ripe tangle]

by iced tea?

[visual vortex]

Iced tea is jice

Sometimes

[woven sigil]

Offended is maybe the wrong word...

"Disgusted" is more appropriate

[visual vortex]

I suck on the ice cubes

[marsh iris]

what do you think of Lipton

[visual vortex]

And they taste flavored

[astral basin]

See, we dumped it in the river bc it wasn’t industrial enough

[misty trench]

iced tea and iced coffee are both delicious when done right

[somber stream]

Mid tbh

[ripe tangle]

didn’t Lipton enslave like half of India and kill millions?

[marsh iris]

it is

[visual vortex]

Good tea

[misty trench]

I just make all my own coffee and tea at this point lol

[woven sigil]

Iced coffee I can agree with, cold teas are vile in my book

[whole bough]

sweet tea?

[somber stream]

Nah, they can be very good

[ripe tangle]

have you tried it?

[visual vortex]

Ee

Ew

[astral basin]

I thought that was… twinnings…?

[woven sigil]

No, sugar in it is also vile.

[visual vortex]

Sweet tea

[ripe tangle]

I might have the companies mixed up

[marsh iris]

i like Dilmah or Boh

[woven sigil]

Unfortunately.

[whole bough]

who tf only likes hot unsweetened tea

[dire kayak]

why do the most innocent looking corpos always end up the most evil

[visual vortex]

The best tea is unsweetened

[somber stream]

nestle

The iceberg goes deep.

[whole bough]

im not saying unsweetened is abd

[visual vortex]

It's an old British company

[whole bough]

most corpos are still from when horrible shit was normal

[marsh iris]

east india?

[woven sigil]

In all fairness, the amount of sugar in my diet is extremely low as it is, but I just don't like the flavour of cold tea

[visual vortex]

Also it's so idiots like you think thry're hambones and let thrm get away sith inhuman acts

[ebon bay]

I wish I was a corpo. I have a mighty need to show my complete lack of moral character

[astral basin]

Twinings is the one that was working with east India company
Lipton is a 1900s Scottish company

[obsidian wren]

I just carried 3 idiots in the event with shotgun castigator

[ripe tangle]

Old British Tea Company - appearently did Evil shit in India like 150 years ago, why you surprised?

[visual vortex]

Ifk

Idk

People are kinda stupid

[obsidian wren]

The dopamine dump of seeing 20 ragers get blown up by the streetsweeper variant

[marsh iris]

colonizers amirite

[true widget]

hi guyy ssz

[ripe tangle]

Yeah I had Twinnings and Lipton mixed up, my bad.

[visual vortex]

Reminds me of the great banana war

[astral basin]

Banan

[visual vortex]

Where all those banana companies controlled the market for a while and got s politician killed and railroads installed everywhere

[woven sigil]

*Imperialists

[astral basin]

Expansionists*

[woven sigil]

Also yes

[marsh iris]

*Chuddists

[woven sigil]

[somber stream]

Oh yeah, Chiquita financed a Right-wing Colombian death squad

[visual vortex]

Teah

The banana woman

[woven sigil]

Not our fault you primitives couldn't stand up to the crown's glorious armies

[marsh iris]

[formal mortar]

I fell asleep while cooking chicken

[somber stream]

Those guys also have deep ties to the CIA btw

[astral basin]

Phrase of the day
Theres no innocence in competition, only levels of guilt

[somber stream]

Destabilization of Latin America along with the drug war

[ripe tangle]

back when they were called “Standard Fruit Company”

[visual vortex]

I find it so funny that fucking Banana companies controlled the market and governments

[formal mortar]

I never feel guilt in a competition

[ebon bay]

It reminds me of that German noble in that enslaved people in the congo and treated them so terribly that even people in the time period were shocked and apalled

[crystal osprey]

hello

please release caliph collab

[somber stream]

I think it was United Fruit Company?

[ripe tangle]

you mean King Leopold of Belgium?

[visual vortex]

On the hright side of all the banana stuff

[ebon bay]

Like, this was a time when widespread slavery and exploitation was approved by the government and most people, and even 'they' thought he was way too cruel.

[visual vortex]

We get bananas

[ebon bay]

I think?

[visual vortex]

And i like banana

🤤

[elder merlin]

I still hate it

[astral basin]

Is that why we have the banana republic ? 🤔

[marsh iris]

banana pangcakes

[visual vortex]

Yeah

[ripe tangle]

Congo was a Belgian Colony, and King Leopold was the tyrant that terrorized it in the 1900s

note: Belgians aren’t Germans

[somber stream]

Things went bananas

[marsh iris]

[visual vortex]

Crazy for cocopuffs?

[astral basin]

Ill show you-

[visual vortex]

Nah

[astral basin]

…

[visual vortex]

Crazy for bananas

[astral basin]

Nvm

[marsh iris]

monkey business

[visual vortex]

Mayne that's where the it's gone bananas thing came from

[astral basin]

Aloh sid

[formal mortar]

Banana ice cream shake with graham cracker in it

[dire kayak]

38 medals and i have the breakthrough

im so excited

[astral basin]

Banana pudding

[somber stream]

I think it means "Things went apeshit crazy"

[marsh iris]

what happens to the banana after a monkey ate it

it's gone apeshit

[visual vortex]

Whenever i dont have a banana i become the witch from left 4 dead

[gloomy tartan]

Hey guys

Remember Mr fisto

[formal mortar]

My chicken is still good

[gloomy tartan]

From new Vegas ?

[visual vortex]

I guess you can say

[formal mortar]

You cry?

[visual vortex]

I go bananas

Without bananas

[visual vortex]

Yeah

[marsh iris]

he needs his radiation dosage

[astral basin]

If i run while crying…
Is it a far cry?

[visual vortex]

And i get attracted to smell of sugar and the taste

[formal mortar]

Witches in left 4 dead only cry, at least until you crown them

Don't think they do anything else.

[visual vortex]

And then there's 15 of me in a sugar field

[visual vortex]

They can kill other infected

It's rare

[formal mortar]

Nah

[marsh iris]

i wait for banana to have full of black spots, its ready for consumption

[visual vortex]

Also they gravitate towards sugar

[astral basin]

Someday love will you

Break those chains that bind you

[formal mortar]

Never saw a witch move from her spot and attack anyone

[visual vortex]

Because the witches are basically just depressed people and a symptom of depression is an attraction to sugar

[somber stream]

I too, like freckles

[gloomy tartan]

Who tf doesn’t like sugar bro

[marsh iris]

freckled tomboy

[visual vortex]

I think it's if they walk into her

Ive seen it happen

[formal mortar]

I'm just joking

Was that place in l4d2 a sugar plant?

[visual vortex]

Yeah

[formal mortar]

Ah

[gloomy tartan]

I heard freckles are from when the god emperor spilled some of his special spices on your ancestors

[visual vortex]

Woth all the witches

[gloomy tartan]

When he was having a meal

[formal mortar]

I have freckles sometimes

[visual vortex]

I prefer the jockey and charger anyways d

[astral basin]

Sugar hits the dopamine
See also: adhd, autism, children

[formal mortar]

My gf has freckles in a band across her nose and upper cheeks, like how others be trying to do their make up for their fake ones

[gloomy tartan]

Do you look like the jockey?

[visual vortex]

I love sugar 🤤

[gloomy tartan]

I imagine you resemble it

And it pleases me

[visual vortex]

Yeah

When my scoliosis gets bad i get his posture

[somber stream]

Short curly red haired sporty tomboy with freckle

[formal mortar]

Scolioliolsis

[somber stream]

Oh and green eyes

[visual vortex]

Scolioliloiliooliloill

[formal mortar]

Licht talkin bout lunch, good thing i have food

[astral basin]

Personally like straight/ wavy hair

[visual vortex]

I like

Women

[astral basin]

The S is for spine

[visual vortex]

The c is for curved

O is for over

L for little

[somber stream]

Lucky bastard

[visual vortex]

I for idiots

Spine curved over little idiots

[formal mortar]

I know my dad

[marsh iris]

[somber stream]

[gloomy tartan]

O

So you like hair

[visual vortex]

I like

Hair

[gloomy tartan]

Name every single hair that’s ever existed

Go

[ebon bay]

they walk around

[formal mortar]

Spine Curving Over Little Idiots On Sand In Socks

[gloomy tartan]

Poser.

[visual vortex]

That's me

But without socks

I need my dogs to breathe

[gloomy tartan]

Yeah they wandered in that rain mission

It was a bitch avoiding them lmao

[visual vortex]

The sugar one

[marsh iris]

socks with crocs

[visual vortex]

I hate crocs

Fuck crocs

[gloomy tartan]

Yo imagine crocodiles with socks

[marsh iris]

its not aesthetic but its comfy

[somber stream]

I realized i’ve been describing Irish women this entire time

[formal mortar]

Someone in game today was named analbead

[somber stream]

Time to migrate

[visual vortex]

If the roof's rusted

The basement's flooded

[gloomy tartan]

I am a fan of Irish people

[visual vortex]

🧠

[gloomy tartan]

My karate teachers were Irish

[marsh iris]

which ireland

[gloomy tartan]

Cool doods

Red hair all dat

[somber stream]

Yeah and the accent tickle my ears also

[visual vortex]

My dad's side is irish

And people say me and him have an accent

[astral basin]

Hair. Fur. Wool. Whisker. Horn. Barb. Bristle. Spine…

[gloomy tartan]

You sick hair fetishizing bastard

[visual vortex]

How is he sick

He answered question

[gloomy tartan]

How did he know so much about hair

[visual vortex]

He likes hair

[astral basin]

I smort

[gloomy tartan]

Maybie a little too much

Do you sniff it

[visual vortex]

No

[astral basin]

Sniff?

[somber stream]

Woah

[astral basin]

sometimes

[visual vortex]

Im too sleepy

[somber stream]

Liking hair is normal

[visual vortex]

I got icecream

[gloomy tartan]

I mean

I guess sometimes is ok

[somber stream]

Sniffing those as a hobby is

[gloomy tartan]

But define sometimes

[astral basin]

Usually its musky. So i dont typically

[gloomy tartan]

Is that like once a few year

[visual vortex]

Sometimes when i walk by people

[astral basin]

When i feel like it

[gloomy tartan]

Or is sometimes every week to you?

[visual vortex]

I get a whiff of this sickening perfume

[gloomy tartan]

How often do you usually feel like sniffing hair?

[visual vortex]

Or this shitty cologne

[astral basin]

🤔

Not often

[marsh iris]

everyday

[somber stream]

I suppose a pleasant scent is hard to ignore

[visual vortex]

It isnt pleasant

[astral basin]

If i had a cat? Maybe more regularly

[visual vortex]

It's rlly bad

[somber stream]

Yikes

[visual vortex]

Like it's strong

[gloomy tartan]

Oh I thought you ment human hair bro

Lmao

[woven sigil]

Problem is a lot of perfumes or colognes dont smell nice

[gloomy tartan]

That’s why I called you a sicko

[astral basin]

I like putting my face in the soft downy part of a person/animal im close with

[gloomy tartan]

I sniff my dog sometimes after a bath cuz he’s clean

Clean dog is like clean car

[woven sigil]

They smell like chemical shit designed to mask something

[modest flume]

My condolences, I hope he gets better

[visual vortex]

Usually you want something more subtle for cologne or perfume

[marsh iris]

those perfume or cologne that smells "bitter" 🤮

[gloomy tartan]

Would you wear a cologne named thunder fuck?

[visual vortex]

Yes

[somber stream]

True, in my old workplace though, there was this one lady, very high maintenance. Always have this floral scent around her, very pleasant to be around

[gloomy tartan]

With a big panther and lighting bolts

[woven sigil]

Just keep yourself clean a rub a bit of mint or lemongrass on you when you've got a date or something.

[gloomy tartan]

The panther head is the spray cap

[visual vortex]

Women get actual scents

[modest flume]

Whose fuck are we thundering?

[gloomy tartan]

Yeah

Men get concepts

[visual vortex]

Men get imaginary scents

[gloomy tartan]

Like raptor strike

[marsh iris]

self-seasoning

[gloomy tartan]

I smell like raptor strike

It’s a berry smell

[visual vortex]

Surf's up high tide

[gloomy tartan]

I like sea salt

That’s nice

BRO WTF

[visual vortex]

Kraken guard

[modest flume]

**UNDERSTAND
UNDERSTAND

THE CONCEPT OF LOVE**

[gloomy tartan]

WHEN WE WERE KIDS

WE GOT SCENTS

[somber stream]

I use oak and lavender oil for myself when i go out

[woven sigil]

Yeah, basically thats what it is, but they're natural smells, which just are more appealing to most people

[gloomy tartan]

WE HAD STRAWBERY AS KIDS

They took it from us

🙁

[visual vortex]

I wish we put the red and blue back in toothpaste

[gloomy tartan]

I LIKED MY HAIR SMELLING LIKE STRAWBERRIES

[marsh iris]

what if i smell like black pepper

[gloomy tartan]

might fuck around and get cooked

Smelling all seasoned

[woven sigil]

Then you'll attract weirdos like me

[visual vortex]

I would cannibalize you.

[gloomy tartan]

^

[woven sigil]

Love the smell of both black and white pepper

[visual vortex]

I love black pepper

[somber stream]

Gawd damn Garut

Stay safe

[marsh iris]

saaame

[misty trench]

yeah I like using enough pepper to get that strong sinus feeling

if I ain't sneezing then it ain't seasoned

[visual vortex]

My favorite thing involved with pepper was when Jontron inhaled a bunch of it

[marsh iris]

lets smell like good food

[gloomy tartan]

OOOO DATS DAT PEPPAH!

[somber stream]

Well-seasoned Garut

[woven sigil]

Same deal with spicy food, if my nose isnt leaking and I'm not sweating, its not hot enough

[gloomy tartan]

Pre seasoned for consumption

Eat as is or cook

[marsh iris]

To-go

[gloomy tartan]

Cooking recipes tatood on the back

[visual vortex]

Garut is gonna be the guy from that one part of the movie where he puts on the perfume

[gloomy tartan]

It’s like a grocery store meal

[visual vortex]

And all the people approach him and eat hom

I forgot the movie

[marsh iris]

😭

[visual vortex]

But it had that guy with the nose that had a specific scent thing

[astral basin]

Sneezening

[visual vortex]

And he did a bunch of things to recreate a perfume he smelt

[gloomy tartan]

Garut your going to be canibalized at a grocery store parking lot

I’m sorry g

Stay prepared

[visual vortex]

When garut goes outside

The hunter theme plays

[gloomy tartan]

Arm yourself

[visual vortex]

And then i lunge st him

[gloomy tartan]

No no the predator theme plays

[visual vortex]

Tread lightly Garut...

[somber stream]

"Did anyone ever tell you just how delicious you smell like?"

[gloomy tartan]

And it’s you in fishnets

[marsh iris]

huh, theres already a bunch of black pepper cologne

[visual vortex]

I'm out there...

🤤

[gloomy tartan]

It’s you in fishnets with the predator helmet on

[somber stream]

Bacon cologne is also a thing

[marsh iris]

bro is so obsessed

[gloomy tartan]

Playing the predator theme on a JBL Speaker outside his house

[visual vortex]

Three dots go across Garut's forehead

[marsh iris]

[woven sigil]

If Garut wasnt worried before he better be now

[gloomy tartan]

I don’t want you to b cannibalized let me be clear

I’m warning you

It’s likely fishman will attack you at a grocery store

[marsh iris]

[somber stream]

Don't visit America

[visual vortex]

Garut doesnt need to

[gloomy tartan]

That’s good advice

[visual vortex]

I smell pepper in the air

[misty trench]

ok so here's what my perfume is rocking:

Top Notes: Black Pepper, Pineapple, Tobacco; Heart Notes: Coffee, Patchouli, Iris; Base Notes: Amber, Vanilla, Dry Woods, Benzain, Labdanum

[gloomy tartan]

Bro imagine smelling like pepper

[woven sigil]

We gonna start calling Ollpheist "Old Gregg" now?

[gloomy tartan]

I bet food would taste better

[visual vortex]

And run across the ocean like the flash

[woven sigil]

(noone will get that reference im sure)

[somber stream]

Tobacco parfume?

[gloomy tartan]

Old Greg’s secret lol

[misty trench]

apparently so

[visual vortex]

Black pepper

Dry woods

🤤

[somber stream]

Interesting

Cigar do give out an elegant aroma i suppose

[misty trench]

I'll be honest though I don't smell the tobacco or pineapple in it when I use it, it's mostly the pepper and then the rest

[marsh iris]

that's lit

😎

[visual vortex]

Pepper is very strong

[misty trench]

it do be

[visual vortex]

This is why i can smell it from a continent away

👃

[somber stream]

Aquila and Garut is now in Fish's hit list

[misty trench]

I smell like spiced coffee+incense/wood smoke

[marsh iris]

black pepper is on my list

[visual vortex]

Ill drop to the floor like a bloodhound and sniff a trail out

Promise you i WILL find the source of the pepper

[marsh iris]

walking raw meat

[misty trench]

actually the tobacco might be where smokiness aspect comes from?

[somber stream]

Oak, Lavender and Mandarin is my top picks

[misty trench]

goated choices

[visual vortex]

I like

Burnt wood

[marsh iris]

applewood

blackpepper, smoked wood chips

[somber stream]

Back in highschool i used this one parfume goes by "World on fire" and it smelled like burnt wood

[visual vortex]

🤤

Burnt walnut wood

[astral basin]

Applewood is great

[gloomy tartan]

Bro imagine like an animal hissed and spit at you

And then you smelled fantastic

[visual vortex]

When i worked with it i always wanted to burn it because it smelt so good

[gloomy tartan]

Trying to market it to a board room

[misty trench]

applewood, cedar, hickory...many good options

[astral basin]

I’ve been getting cocktail shorts in my YouTube feed
And they like to smoke their stuff with Applewood
And I’m just. So thirsty for it.

[marsh iris]

"so hear this, i want to be unsafe in the woods"

[wise depot]

Sup foos

[visual vortex]

I want

Apple juice

[gloomy tartan]

Like guys trust me there’s this little frog in the jungle that spits at you and then you smell like _

I mean vanilla smell comes from a beavers anal glands or something

[marsh iris]

[gloomy tartan]

They use whale barf too

Lots of odd animal stuff gets used in a lot of them

[astral basin]

Rum and apple cider

[marsh iris]

oh yeah whats that whale thing they use for perfume

like a solid chunk

[modest flume]

Wait until you hear about how great this super strong and rich coffee is and you know where it comes from

[somber stream]

Poop

[gloomy tartan]

Yeah exactly

[marsh iris]

noooo

[gloomy tartan]

The cat poo coffee

[somber stream]

Poop and oil

[gloomy tartan]

That’s soemthing gwyneth Paltrow would do

[somber stream]

French noble also used to mix it with their meals like a luxurious choice of spice

[gloomy tartan]

Sell coffee that she ate the beans

[marsh iris]

AMBERGRIS

[gloomy tartan]

She sold rocks you stick up inside you

[obsidian wren]

Am i addicted to mouse/rat girl furries?

[misty trench]

some of the pots used in ancient egypt for breadmaking had donkey dung in them as part of the ceramic

[somber stream]

Damn

[astral basin]

Love the taste of donkey dook in my bread

[misty trench]

the unyielding human urge to put very bizarre and like dangerous items into food

[jaunty path]

I'm watching like

a really funny and interesting Northernlion clip comp

of like

a food poisoning he went through 3 years ago

[obsidian wren]

Me putting 5 gallons of red 40 in my candy

[jaunty path]

and a chatter said the craziest shit

hold on

[astral basin]

The human urge of not questioning something that just happens to work

[jaunty path]

Okay so

[somber stream]

I have unwavering respect for those who dare to eat weird shit before modern science to discern which is edible or not

[jaunty path]

If you had like

[astral basin]

Cheap brain burgers

[misty trench]

watching my victorian era baker put chalk and drywall into my bread

[astral basin]

Sheep brain burgers*

[woven sigil]

"That one tastes good, that one killed Barnabas, and that one makes you see god" - A middle ages peasent in refence to mushrooms (probably)

[astral basin]

Jesus was a mushroom

[modest flume]

Mushröm! 🍄

[woven sigil]

Or he introduced a bunch of really gullible fuckwits to mushrooms, you decide

[jaunty path]

You have the worst stomach infection, it hurt like hell, you've got the shits, going to the bathrooom every 30-45 minutes. Your head feels woozy, it's difficult to stand up, it hurts to sit down, you need to lay down with your chest on the mattress. You can hardly eat anything. You have 2 options.

Eat poop with a 100% cure rate with papers backing it,

OR

Do a surgery with an 80% success rate.

[carmine steppe]

Surgery

[jaunty path]

Wtf

why

[astral basin]

This guy hasn’t seen the Internet theory

[jaunty path]

THATS A 20% FAILURE RATE BRO

[astral basin]

Hey goob

[carmine steppe]

So they fix my fucked up scoliosis

[woven sigil]

Its a stomach infection. I'll ride it out