general-chat

[dire kayak]

because i cant join anyone else either

[fair bridge]

they are free. simply quit your job

[dire kayak]

[thick coyote]

Unfortunately trident suffers from being a shotgun in helldivers

[dire kayak]

im not cut out for this ill see if i can actually play the game tomorrow

[delicate vapor]

[sly quest]

[fair bridge]

not before i make this chicken stock brother #zealot-class message

[delicate vapor]

Still no internet

[thick coyote]

They did remove the sharp sounds on my favorite laser gun
The double edge sickle

That's all that matters

[vapid matrix]

hi

[fading otter]

Fuck rent we got warbonds to grind baybeeeee

[vapid matrix]

Should I use group finder or discord lfg?

[formal mortar]

Try discord lfg first maybe

Then use group finder as secondary

[vapid matrix]

Paid actor

But Alr

Wish me luck

[formal mortar]

I mean up to you really

[sly quest]

Good luck

[fair bridge]

does anyone want some stock

ts gonna be good

sauteeing the onions and carrots and garlic rn

come eat a whole onion

[thick coyote]

Well yeah
All actors are paid.....

[formal mortar]

No they aren't

[thick coyote]

Shush

You're messing up my narrative

Shoo

[formal mortar]

Buy me a game and I'll be quiet

[vapid matrix]

Nah

[thick coyote]

In this economy?

[formal mortar]

Got 3 more missions to go til I'm done with event

[vapid matrix]

What are the chances a server booster tell me to use the discord lfg

[sly quest]

W potatoes? P:

[crystal osprey]

son

trappers trapping me through fucking WALLS

[patent grove]

I want some tomato soup

[formal mortar]

I don't even use it tbh lmao

[fair bridge]

nah it's just a chiggen stock

[crystal osprey]

mallow are you made of chicken

[vapid matrix]

I am but nobody joins…

They fear my powers

[formal mortar]

I don't really have any other servers to boost

[fair bridge]

@sly quest https://youtu.be/3k20zFlbFfE

this recipe

[delicate vapor]

That 3 hour sleep had me fighting werewolves and vampires like its doom

[lilac crag]

are u okay eli

[true widget]

burp

[vapid matrix]

Sounds like twilight

[lilac crag]

buuuuurp

[formal mortar]

I like how the modifiers are contradicting

[sly quest]

That’s a math problem.

[formal mortar]

While low in number...... high number of enemies spotted

[delicate vapor]

Yeah.. no internet is giving me odd dreams

[true widget]

byyuuuuuurrrp

[formal mortar]

Hi-Intensity Indomitagble Incursion

[simple cliff]

Getting nonstop grenade upgrades in mortis.
Can I have grenade regain please?
Game: "No."

[lilac crag]

so sigma...

[true widget]

thanks... u too..

[fair bridge]

omg here https://chrisyoungcooks.com/pressure-roast-chicken-stock/

[delicate vapor]

[true widget]

guys who is the best darktide player here so I can kidnap them and make them be my friend

[sly quest]

YEAH THATS MYCH BETTER. Thank you Mallow p:

[tired steeple]

Hello

[sly quest]

Hiya

[tired steeple]

What we all doing

[true widget]

working 💔

I could be at home playing darktide right now

[patent grove]

We're stocking

[true widget]

siigh

[crystal osprey]

is there no like

duration during which u cant get hit by a disabler after revive

[true widget]

shrugs

[somber stream]

Tested new mech on Bug front, tanked 4 Charger back to back, very sturdy

[crystal osprey]

son

i got netted into a crusher overhead

[true widget]

💔

[lilac crag]

explains your sunny disposition

hang in there

[crystal osprey]

sunny disposition ?

[true widget]

I will try..

[fair bridge]

a disposition indicating jubilance or simply contentment. a "good mood"

[true widget]

oh wow thanks

[crystal osprey]

and i deserved this gunshot threat over this ?

[sly quest]

Making soup p:

[lilac crag]

no, but I did it anyway

[waxen sleet]

Define soup

[lilac crag]

I just Do That

[thick coyote]

It would be me but I'm unkidnappable
So I recommend @/miiabestsnake

[fair bridge]

yes.

[sly quest]

The sea

[true widget]

thank you for the suggestion

[tired steeple]

Whqt kind

Also hello alwx

Alwx

[waxen sleet]

Good answer.

[true widget]

ill kidnap the both of you

[tired steeple]

Alex

I LOVE PHONE KEYBOARDS!!!!

[true widget]

I have my ways..

[crystal osprey]

SON

WHY ARE WE SHOOTING POXBURSTERS ONE METRE FROM ME

[waxen sleet]

Almost as much as you like the game.

[tired steeple]

Famous last words

[lilac crag]

you speak with such awe and beauty

[waxen sleet]

For the lolz

[lilac crag]

truly I am astonished by your literacy

[true widget]

I HATE WHEN THEY DO THAT

[tired steeple]

Here lies gardred
“POXBURSTER”
200? -2026

[sly quest]

lentil Soup n lasagna p:

[tired steeple]

Aw hardcore

[tired steeple]

Thank you thank you

[crystal osprey]

its a bolt pistol btw

[lilac crag]

al is EATING holy shit

[waxen sleet]

Lasagna is cake.

[crystal osprey]

bolt pistol players

[lilac crag]

how are u my favorite horror pfp haver

[sly quest]

Goth cake

[crystal osprey]

so i seem young ?

[tired steeple]

I’m good how are yiu

[true widget]

guys what. Is the most annoying enemy for you

[lilac crag]

yiu

[lilac crag]

anyone who disagrees with me is my enemy

[tired steeple]

Probably

[sly quest]

THE MFS WHO CAGE YOU W THAT STUN THINGY OH MY GOD I HOPE THEY DIE

[crystal osprey]

i just died to a crusher overhead so now that

[fading otter]

Did you see that the Breakthrough stuns chargers with every melee

[waxen sleet]

Trappers.

[crystal osprey]

altho only reason i got hit with a crusher overhead is a trapper

[lilac crag]

I'm OK tho

[sly quest]

I will trap these nuts in their jaw.

[lilac crag]

YOU TELL EM AL

[waxen sleet]

Pox Hounds remind me daily why I prefer cats

[lilac crag]

GOOD ANSWER NEPHEW

🔥

[sly quest]

LAMAOOAOAOAOAOOAO

[tired steeple]

Trappers because half tbe time their sound doesn’t play

[lilac crag]

they should turn me into a dt enemy

I'd be nasty

[true widget]

I hate. Ragers

[true widget]

so nasty. DISGUSTING

[tired steeple]

Ragers got a downgrade in terms of fun

In vt

[dire kayak]

[tired steeple]

It was

Block

Their combo ends

That’s your time to attack

[true widget]

they just keep go8ng

[tired steeple]

Block again

[true widget]

never stop

[dire kayak]

thats me

[tired steeple]

It was a pattern

[dire kayak]

[true widget]

guys how do I get cool and red

[tired steeple]

In dt yeah they just keep going which forces their weakness to be a gun

[sly quest]

We gotta be added

Double Al

[tired steeple]

Or psyker blitz or something

[thick coyote]

Shotgunner, always

[true widget]

if theres alot of them ur literally dead in like 2 seconds

[dire kayak]

BULWARKS BULWARKS BULWARASKS WBNBULAWKSA EFKLNAEKLFGNAA AGRRRRRRRR

[thick coyote]

I run a lot of staff psyker or ranged vet

[sleek harness]

Android is getting Age Verification

[thick coyote]

Getting point blanked by shotgunners has been my downfall for too long

[sleek harness]

Somewhat

[fair bridge]

slide dodge

[thick coyote]

Weak Aura

I'll just tank it

[sleek harness]

Don't run into a shotgun blast

[fair bridge]

continue to perish worm

[true widget]

I olay all classes cause all of them are soo cool

[sleek harness]

I thought we learned this from movies

[thick coyote]

I learned with drax that I can tank it

[lilac crag]

stupid

[sly quest]

[dire kayak]

its not clampicated its so shrimple

[dire kayak]

you just gotta be one in a krillion

[thick coyote]

I played all 4 base classes quasi religiously

Psyker is my most played
Second is ogryn

[true widget]

me too

not really actually idk

shrugs

my least played would probably be

[dire kayak]

weezo has been said 234 times

[true widget]

I dont know anything actually

my highest level is on veteran thougj

and I have a cool fit with veteran.. heh

[waxen sleet]

I main Zealot, followed closely by Vet and Ogryn. I maxed out penances for Arby and Scum, but put them on the shelf. Psyker I do my absolute worst in, but I can run it if need be.

[lilac crag]

I've reached flow state on every class

im waiting for the store rotation to get outfits

[true widget]

wow.. so sigma

me too

they. Better have something good

[lilac crag]

i don't play a class if IT LOOKS BAD

[thick coyote]

I'm waiting for ogryn to get better guns

[true widget]

true

[thick coyote]

We are not the same

[lilac crag]

gibzo hates me

[true widget]

when will ogryn get. Knuckles. Duster s

[delicate vapor]

Pepsi for pizza

[dire kayak]

whenever i play dt i either do really well or die to a single groaner

[thick coyote]

I don't have a Gus fring emoji

[true widget]

I guess the class i do the worst one would be zealot

[waxen sleet]

When we get Admech class.

[true widget]

even then im still like. Good

I think

Oh my god im red now

[delicate vapor]

[dire kayak]

youre red now

one of us

[true widget]

wow..

[waxen sleet]

congrats... convict.

[true widget]

I woudl like to thank

uhh

hmm

my mom

and my dad

for making me

and darktide

for existing

thank u all

[thick coyote]

You're welcome random citizen

🫵

[sly quest]

You’re welcome Sammy with a 4

[dire kayak]

ur a weezo now

[delicate vapor]

Ok now let’s throw them against a swarm of tyranids

[delicate vapor]

[dire kayak]

absolutely

[true widget]

NOO PLS

[lilac crag]

I should beat someone up today

[dire kayak]

[true widget]

ill find someone

[lilac crag]

no

[lilac crag]

you

en garde

[dire kayak]

whyyyyyy

[true widget]

huzzah !

[lilac crag]

🤺

[true widget]

🤺

[lilac crag]

hiyah !

[true widget]

take this !

[lilac crag]

tiny

[true widget]

🤺

[lilac crag]

dies

violently

[true widget]

heh..

[lilac crag]

throws a fucking bomb at you

💥

[simple cliff]

Burst blows up directly in front of me.
Game: "OK SO YOU'RE GOING TO GO FLYING AT A 90 DEGREE ANGLE TOWARDS THE NEAREST INSTA DEATH FALL!"

[delicate vapor]

[true widget]

ouug.. ,,

[simple cliff]

Does this game does that bed of chaos bullshit where it magically changes gravity to push you off ledges?

[fair bridge]

makin izza

ouizza

oizza

[sly quest]

Duh?

[fair bridge]

guh ?

[south valve]

Buh

[simple cliff]

I fucking knew it.

[fair bridge]

buh and duh

[south valve]

Hey man, what you say man

[fair bridge]

[south valve]

Good emojis

[true widget]

guh..??!!

[south valve]

Wuh

[waxen sleet]

huzzuh?

[simple cliff]

Huh?

[south valve]

Very good server tag, I approve

[true widget]

wait now that im red that means I can show my veteran fit

[true widget]

ty :)

[simple cliff]

My quest continues to 'git gud."
I am good but not 'can carry an auric on my own good' good.
I don't need to full carry, I just need to get to the point where if my teammates are 'meh' and not Auric worthy I can at least get them through it.

[marsh iris]

[waxen sleet]

Worthiest of goals, admirable even.

[true widget]

this is a reasonable goal

[waxen sleet]

I find grinding penances helps with that

[simple cliff]

I am learning the hard way that Auric teammates often fall into the catagory of 'very good at killing things... brain dead at actual teamwork and objectives.'

[delicate vapor]

[waxen sleet]

Especially in Expeditions...

[simple cliff]

Like, will outright ignore objectives and then wonder why we got overrun. Cause if you don't do the thing, the AI director gets pissed off and swarms you like crazy.

[simple cliff]

That's because once a person gets the 25000 techys. They just want salvage at that point.

[grand sinew]

Yeah, some will typically speed run and die then leave

[simple cliff]

Because for some reason, fatty shark doesn't add a new event with each map rotation.

[kindred light]

Bro did the game gets some update? why is my game validating on steam?

[grand sinew]

Funnily enough it's usually hive scum in my experience

[simple cliff]

Speedrunners legit get pissed off if you survive and therefore slow them by making them wait at the airlock.

[formal mortar]

2 more missions

[true widget]

damnation is my. Sweet spot

[grand sinew]

Speed runners when we PLAY THE GAME AS INTENDED

[true widget]

perfect

[grand sinew]

[true widget]

mwaah chefs kiss

[grand sinew]

Haven't been on in abt a week

[true widget]

if im trying out a new build and my weapons are too low level I play heresy

[grand sinew]

Is the event still on?

[kindred light]

Guys? is there some update that happen? why is my game validating on steam? there is no announcement or anything

[true widget]

ya

[true widget]

shrugs

[grand sinew]

Hell yeah

[amber delta]

yeah new class

[grand sinew]

This event I like

[fair bridge]

for the next 11 days i believe

[grand sinew]

5000000 ragers upon ye

[formal mortar]

Sometimes games on steam just do that

[marsh iris]

file corporupted

[simple cliff]

This event is so divisive.
Some people be like: "NOOOOOO! TOO MANY RAGERS! STOP!"
Then got people like me like: "FUCK YEAH, NOTHING BUT RAGERS!"

[kindred light]

i see, because on steam it says install while my game is still on my desktop

[simple cliff]

I hate poxwalkers.

[fair bridge]

that's a computer issue, nothing with the game

[simple cliff]

I hate them because I'll clear an entire horde, walk 3 feet, then find out one of them got back up, hit me in the ass, and took off half my HP bar in chip damage.

[grand sinew]

I'm both lmao, complain that not enough ragers

5 min later

OH FUCK TO MANY RAGERS HELP

[formal mortar]

That's weird, sounds like steam doesn't know that your game is installed

[simple cliff]

Replace ragers with gunners and that's me.

[kindred light]

I just played the game like literally a couple of hours ago.

[formal mortar]

It would say update if it was an update, not install

[true widget]

I HATE RAGERS

[kindred light]

I dunno, but its says validating now. and no space is being consumed on my disk just validating only

[grand sinew]

I've been mostly getting gunners than ragers in my runs xd

[waxen sleet]

I struggle the most in a melee against them... bullets were great though lol

[fair bridge]

no one else has had this issue today so it's not the game lmao

sorry!!

it's probably nothing serious

[grand sinew]

Did an event run with 4 arbites

Call us the crayon munchers

[drowsy lynx]

Fatshark personally logging in to trigger that one person's darktide install to need verification

[true widget]

either was amazing or horrible

[kindred light]

yeah, maybe just some files get corrupted or something.

[grand sinew]

we had 3 dogs sadly

Someone decide no dog

[kindred light]

maybe fatshark give me free hive scum dlc?

[somber stream]

Few things i learned so far with the new update:
+The Shield mech is a brawler with a HEAVY 88mm shotgun, not a Grenade launcher, its melee has large frontal AoE that 1 shot anything from medium to small size
+Arc goes through mech
+Spore bugs speed got buffed, about 2 times faster than before
+Mech is much more sturdy than before idk what's the bitching is about, also they buffed the handling, turning the gatling is much faster and responsive
+The Hiveguard is weaker than before the "buff", just aim at the front claws lol

[kindred light]

[fair bridge]

isn't it like $9 USD

less i'm sure

there was a sale actually hang on

[kindred light]

I did not bought it, I bought the arbites one though

[true widget]

keep dreaming.. heh

[fair bridge]

sale over unfortunately

both classes were being sold on discount

[true widget]

what the. Flip

I love arbiter i love. Every class actually

[true widget]

autocorrect.. when I. Get you

[kindred light]

thats fine, I skipped scum because I just dont like the gameplay. I am still waiting for a summoner though.

[fair bridge]

kityss

[south valve]

Meow

[true widget]

admechadmechadmechadmec

[kindred light]

Fatshark where is my summoner archetype

[true widget]

new class tomorrow plsplspls i5 would besoawesome fatshark

[kindred light]

[south valve]

I think dog is the closest we'll get sadly 😔

[delicate vapor]

Test

[south valve]

Whatcha testing?

[kindred light]

there is a summoner achetype on vermintide right?

[fair bridge]

i want a 3d printerrr

[south valve]

Yeah

[kindred light]

I forgot the name but there is a summoner

[south valve]

Necromancer

[grand sinew]

3d print the 3d printer

[delicate vapor]

This slow mobile data

[south valve]

Ohh right

[grand sinew]

I have 100gb of mobile data

Sometime I manage to run out

[kindred light]

Are they going to have an announcement later? or news?

[grand sinew]

Can fatshark add weapon scope/attachment stuff for guns 🫃

Literally the only thing I want

[fair bridge]

LOL turns out i did have a lecture yesterday but the fucking teacher was 30 minutes late

AWESOME

[grand sinew]

[fair bridge]

i'm so glad i don't get to have her next semester

she needs to retire

90 minutes of watching an old woman navigate textbook instructions and still mess up

bless her heart but seriously just retire

[delicate vapor]

Top 5 reasons why I hate Noob s

[grand sinew]

Damn

The teacher isn't caught up to the meta

Gg

[fair bridge]

she was teaching us microsoft office certification stuff and kept talking about how lotus 123 was like the big thing back in her day

like dude

just put the microsoft access in the bag

[visual vortex]

Luosgamer cool

[true widget]

meow

my name is luisgamrcoul

[waxen sleet]

Lupercal Horus?

[true widget]

ouugg.. horus

[grand sinew]

Horse...

[waxen sleet]

Horace...

[drowsy lynx]

Horse heresy

[true widget]

horse hair essay

[cosmic burrow]

pipa funnel

[delicate cove]

Horse

Clacks

[grand sinew]

Can't believe a horse caused all this herasy

[delicate cove]

Horse heresy

[formal mortar]

Horses are evil

They are literally chaos incarnate

That's why they don't have enough toes

[delicate cove]

Horse chaos spawn

[true widget]

I love horses

[delicate vapor]

Top 5 🧧

[formal mortar]

If horses had more toes their legs wouldn't break so easily

[grand sinew]

If horses had stronger legs we wouldn't have to send them to the glue factory

[tawdry edge]

Neeeeeeerd

[lilac crag]

hiiii haiii

[tawdry edge]

How are we

[lilac crag]

we are chilling

how is you

[delicate vapor]

Could kill for some spicy noodles with crab sticks

[tawdry edge]

Chilling i guess in the hopital rn for some check-ups

And then imma go to see my gf

[delicate vapor]

[tawdry edge]

And I'm also chilling cause I'm getting satisfactory results writing me homebrew shit

[grand sinew]

Can my boss hurry up and come back

I want to eat Vietnamese food

[true widget]

I want to go home

and play darktide

kicks rock

[regal jasper]

[ripe tangle]

[onyx crater]

btw as i am returning to the game, how long does it take to reach havoc 40?

[ripe tangle]

does anyone else read Mate as Mate even though you know it’s pronounce Mate and not like Mate.

[versed roost]

Depends on how pepega your team is most of the time
Which alot of the time it is

[versed roost]

Its time to take your meds girl

[ripe tangle]

wdym?

[true widget]

whatm.,,

[ripe tangle]

what I said made perfect sense

Mate is a drink, Mate means to fuck but can also mean your buddy

[sly quest]

Mahet

[ripe tangle]

they’re pronounced differently

[grand sinew]

Context quiz:

I need a mate so badly

[true widget]

I never knew this

[grand sinew]

[versed roost]

So not 2 but 3 meanings, 4 if we consider context
You played yourself at your own game

[obsidian wren]

I think lucia wants a drink and the other thing

[grand sinew]

I realized misspelled badly

With baldy

I cannot type for sht

[delicate vapor]

Domer

[ripe tangle]

-_-

[grand sinew]

Also what does mate even taste like

I assume it tastes like grass but worse

[drowsy lynx]

Why don't you ask your mate for a kiss and find out?

[crystal osprey]

I cannot believe

Inferno psykers are real people

[ripe tangle]

strong and bitter kinda like tea or coffee, but more “Earthy” than either

[grand sinew]

I already know what she tastes like

I MEAN THE DRINK

[ripe tangle]

kind of has that grassy woody aftertaste

[obsidian wren]

Are you a cow

[true widget]

is this bad or good

[grand sinew]

Bro is cowmaxxing 🐄

[ripe tangle]

but otherwise “Strong and bitter” in a way that’s comparable to black coffee or hot tea

[crystal osprey]

Very bad

[ripe tangle]

I hope that makes some sense

[crystal osprey]

I have negative opinions of inferno psykers

[grand sinew]

:(

[delicate vapor]

Chocolate milk

[true widget]

like they all usually SUCK or what

[ripe tangle]

No?

[grand sinew]

I'm just a frail lil guy

[crystal osprey]

They’re annoying

And they do suck mostly

[obsidian wren]

Proof?

[crystal osprey]

It’s just that it’s hard to fail with inferno staff

[true widget]

hmmr true

[ripe tangle]

the fact I’m talking to you and not eating grass in a field and pooping as I walk

or mooing

[grand sinew]

You could be doing both

[obsidian wren]

Maybe youre a cow with thumbs

[delicate vapor]

[obsidian wren]

We dont know that

[true widget]

mooo

[ripe tangle]

[drowsy lynx]

I saw someone post a build in psyker chat earlier saying it was "havoc 40 tested". Inferno staff and fgs. At least it wasn't ds, but I was still tempted to post a "daring today, aren't we?" Type response

[crystal osprey]

They don’t poop as they walk do they

[ripe tangle]

They often do, but not exclusively

[fair bridge]

omg where have u been

[grand sinew]

I stopped playing flame psyker since I don't have a front line

I end up being the front line if my front liners don't wanna front line

[crystal osprey]

Yeah like holy shit it’s insane that ppl use that and get an ego over their stats

[drowsy lynx]

"game's strongest ranged attack with game's strongest melee on strongest character, is this good?"

[ripe tangle]

dead

[crystal osprey]

How did you fix that

[fair bridge]

h h how r u..... here....

[jaunty path]

Vampire

[delicate vapor]

Black magic

[tawny hearth]

I'm going through heritic bonking withdrawals guys... I think it's gonna be 1 more month till I can play again

[ripe tangle]

I’m not a vampire

[crystal osprey]

I’m also a bit angry because I just ran into a flame psyker that abandoned his position like constantly and then talked shit on me for dying ☹️

[ripe tangle]

I just have a lot of Vampiric Traits

[crystal osprey]

That’s not cool

[ripe tangle]

it’s coincidence, I assure you.

[sly quest]

More like a zombie actually

[delicate vapor]

[tawny hearth]

Do you sparkle?

[jaunty path]

Isnt that roughly the same

[grand sinew]

Just start mocking them lmao

[drowsy lynx]

They should know the moment they pick that up that their fate is to m1 puff spam the entire match

[ripe tangle]

No, when exposed to the sun I just burn

[obsidian wren]

A giant tree log just feel on me hoose a couple days ago, somehow didnt cave the roof in

[sly quest]

Zombies are emo, vampires are goth

[delicate vapor]

One hit wonder vs tears your flesh

[tawny hearth]

Same tbh

[crystal osprey]

I died a lot cuz mf would just leave

I don’t like that

[tawny hearth]

Pretty sure zombies are rockers and vampires are mods

[crystal osprey]

Next game I got low level teammates but they positioned in a way that made me not get murdered from behind constantly

And I liked that

[true widget]

I like using the flame staff but I didn't know other flame users had a big ego

I try to be as helpful as possible

[crystal osprey]

I just hate inferno staff

[true widget]

and I dont ALWAYS use the flame staff it gets boring sometimes

[crystal osprey]

It pollutes my screen

It’s annoying as shit to look at

[obsidian wren]

Psykers have the biggest reason to frontline: their destructive power on basically every staff can easily let them sit there with zero issue

[delicate vapor]

Same here I use flame staff but I don’t really go anywhere also sometimes forget I can’t hit a far range enemy

[tawny hearth]

I just push ahead of them or take a side path if they are spamming it

[crystal osprey]

They also have dome shield/scrier’s gaze/ shriek

like

[tawny hearth]

The biggest reason to frontline on psykers is because the melee is crazy fun

[tawny hearth]

Yeah gaze is what makes psyker front lining great

[delicate vapor]

Half the times as psyker I forget to use staff

[grand sinew]

Everytime I play flame psyker I'm on the verge of shitting my pants due to anything hitting me is lethal

[crystal osprey]

I only really use gaze on my gunpsyker and it’s a melee focused build anyways

[true widget]

buble

[tawny hearth]

Ive played a good amount of psyker but I've never actually used the staff... I just melee and use a gun

[obsidian wren]

Krill issue

[crystal osprey]

Staves are mostly kind of op and kind of boring

[delicate vapor]

Be using my bubble shield, sword and brain burst more than the staff

[tawny hearth]

This is the only valid way to play psyker. Because it's the most fun lol

[obsidian wren]

Its what makes psyker psyker

[crystal osprey]

Melee with DD and scrier’s gaze is just so stupid

In a fun way

[obsidian wren]

Why wouldnt a mutant with direct links to the warp be powerful

[tawny hearth]

You get to go fully lawnmower on the heretics it's amazing

[crystal osprey]

Ah yes I run at Mach 20 do aoe damage with a small knife and one shot like everything

Thank you warp

[crystal osprey]

Sure but staves don’t cost a resource and are just too broken

[tawny hearth]

Because they aren't big like oggy

[obsidian wren]

Sienna didnt need a resource either and she slams hordes

Whats your point

[crystal osprey]

there’s no point im just calling psyker staff broken in a lame way

[tawny hearth]

Melee sienna was also fun. The dagger is one of FS best designs

[obsidian wren]

I'll say flame staff for sienna was a steaming pile but everything else was pretty competent

[jaunty path]

For a second I thought you meant astro navigators

They aren't psykers but they can fuck you up

[tawny hearth]

Lol navigators are poweful

[jaunty path]

At the cost of functioning like a beacon to daemons within the warp

[obsidian wren]

"LET THE WARP SPEAK!"

[delicate vapor]

[jaunty path]

The lex page is really interesting

[obsidian wren]

Sesbian lex

[jaunty path]

They have a whole government faction dedicated to protecting their kind

[obsidian wren]

I am the sex

[tawny hearth]

Makes sense because otherwise some over zealous folks would send everyone back into the dark killing them off

[jaunty path]

They're sometimes killed by them yeah

[obsidian wren]

Replace everytime the arbitrators say lex with sex

Fatshark needs to hire me

Ok im done with my shitass jokes im playing darktide

[tawny hearth]

I feel like that was half the jokes of the show Lexx

[fading otter]

God that sounds great thank you sir

[tawny hearth]

You guys need to kill extra heretics for me tho.... I hopefully found a job I'm excited for now I need to find a roommate so I can have regular Internet again

[crystal osprey]

Protect me

[fading otter]

Excited to try when I’m home

[jaunty path]

Are u a navigator

[delicate vapor]

Vwhat to get from McDonald’s

[jaunty path]

Kfc

[grand sinew]

Borger

[livid glacier]

Bruh what's going on on discord servers ???

Anyone else having issues with other servers ?

[dire kayak]

discord shitting itself made me think i got banned

[dire kayak]

yeah i am

discord having an outage

[fair bridge]

h-hewwo?

what a huge outage jeez

[livid glacier]

Same

[waxen sleet]

I see it too, wild

[sweet field]

Only big servers afaik all my privates were fine

[simple cliff]

...Can thys make mortis trials diffccult instad of annoying?

[tawdry edge]

Ded?

[south valve]

Are we alive?

[earnest cosmos]

I think it's good now, im not sure what happened

[dire kayak]

you wont be

[obsidian wren]

Discord is shitting

[south valve]

I can't see the member list on the right

[shy sandal]

So it isn't just me, lol

[vapid halo]

discord is doing SOMETHING

[dire kayak]

no mods are online

time to start killing

[shell berry]

its taking a big old shit

https://tenor.com/view/witness-rage-mad-max-gif-4527107021531365595

[sly quest]

We’re getting doxxed

[elder merlin]

[rancid helm]

https://tenor.com/view/nothing-ever-happens-nothing-look-at-the-time-nothing-clock-nothing-ever-happens-clock-gif-4518983960573307132

[tired steeple]

seems it was all of us

[lilac crag]

I'm alive

that was me

I was fighting a dragon

sorry folks

[woven sigil]

Ooop, server is back

[dire kayak]

not for long

[woven sigil]

Discord getting hit with another DDoS or summat?

[sly quest]

They are just leaking our infos dw

[thick coyote]

Who up server down

🗣️

[elder merlin]

I love watermelon

I should buy some sometime

[formal mortar]

I have watermelon

[regal jasper]

I hate it

it looks like, is just water with some sugar

[fleet beacon]

Damn zealots

[tiny pivot]

I might be huffing copium but if anyone's heard anything about this potentially happening then please let me know!

[daring panther]

lol not gonna happen

[delicate vapor]

Discord is partially back

[dire kayak]

thats me rn

[delicate cove]

Hello gamers

[tawny hearth]

Oh so it wasn't just me that discord broke for

[tiny pivot]

Let me live in hope :( I can't wait 5 months to play my favourites LMAO

[daring panther]

Hive Scum will likely be discounted during the last week of May for Warhammer Skulls event

[tawny hearth]

Is the regional pricing crazy where you're at or something?

[fleet beacon]

Zealots don't know godamn about the emperor

[fleet beacon]

He owes me 3.50

[tiny pivot]

Nah, about in line with everywhere else, I'm just broke as hell with a bunch of vet bills lately so I haven't been able to grab it yet (or any time soon)

[hard temple]

[elder merlin]

[tawny hearth]

I get you, I've had to plan around smaller stuff that are fun was just wondering if there was an area where it was out of control or something

[elder merlin]

I mean, yeah, but its fucking good

[fleet beacon]

I like to shoot lightning from my fingers

[hard temple]

Eat it with Feta Cheese and bread. Very delicious breakfast. Or light dinner.

[tawny hearth]

I feel like zealots are closer to chaos worshipers than they should be lol

[elder merlin]

Break what?

Never had feta cheese either

Also turn red

Poozer

[tawny hearth]

Feta hurts my tummy

[tiny pivot]

Naw, I'm in the UK so it is admittedly a shithole, but I'm paid fairly well - just.... my vet is paid even better 😂

[hard temple]

Not like i have a choice lol.

[hard temple]

Skill issue. :)

[tawny hearth]

I dated a Brit for like 10 years so I'm familiar with the decline

[fair bridge]

we're back baby

[obtuse oak]

real shit

[hard temple]

You should try it. Oh, I forgot, you have to eat walnuts with Feta Cheese too. So, bread*, walnuts, feta cheese and watermelon. It's really good.

[sly quest]

W mint leaves p:

[tawny hearth]

Like I don't even live in the UK but I will go on a long rant about "smart highways" if you get me started

[tired steeple]

holy shit the master of mankind is here

[tiny pivot]

Oh god I hope you're okay

[hard temple]

Eehhh, not really with watermelon. But with cucumber and/or tomato, that would be good too.

[tawny hearth]

Minecraft Steve?

[regal jasper]

no, its not.

[tiny pivot]

I think Fatshark should do a free weekend on Hive Scum to commemorate my struggle tbh

[daring panther]

if the emperor exists then there must be an emperand

[sly quest]

Cucumbers are just tiny watermelons.

[tired steeple]

I forgot I gotta invite my gf here for havoc

[formal mortar]

Finished the event

[tawny hearth]

Would be funny if they forced everyone to ONLY play scum for the weekend

[hard temple]

Not really but k.

[fleet beacon]

I hate cucumbers

[tawny hearth]

Baby pickles

[sly quest]

YAY CONGRATULATIONS HOW WAS IT

[fleet beacon]

They're snakes

[sly quest]

How come wth

[tiny pivot]

Being the selfish person I am I would absolutely be down for that, I need to play them

[hard temple]

Do not eat pickles with feta cheese. Like wut.

[sly quest]

Eat cucumbers w sugar. It literally tastes just like watermelon

[formal mortar]

Event missions honestly went smooth

Except for 1

Had a mission where I should have just gone to extract instead of reviving my team mates who kept going down

[dire kayak]

ketchup flavoured dr pepper

[formal mortar]

Ran out of a way to get through the horde of scab ragers

Also couldn't kite them around because they kept spawning in as if they were regular horde

[elder merlin]

Im gonna spam you with watermelon

[tired steeple]

this gif is horrible

[simple cliff]

Doing Mortis Trial. No one joins. Only bots. Get shit upgrades. Get disabler wave with sniper spam, two beast of nurgle also. Survive. Survive harder. Finally kill off everything but the nurgle beast. Get bots back up as distractions. Start whacking. Find out there is a time limit and wave 6 starts with the corrupter objective and the two beast of Nurgle still present.

[tired steeple]

I actually like this ship a lot

but what the FUCK is that thing

[jaunty path]

click it

[dire kayak]

i dont like watermelon either

[simple cliff]

I soloed... so many fucking cushers, bulwarks, gunners, and snipers and kited around the entire map just to get told 'DPS check, get fucked.'

[tired steeple]

"isn't this where we came in"
PINK FLOYD??

[hard temple]

Why on earth would you eat cucumber with sugar lol. You eat it with salt.

[elder merlin]

Wait a minute

[simple cliff]

I am and at the same time.

[elder merlin]

@regal jasper, are you Lacey?

[hard temple]

That is if you're eating it alone.

[tired steeple]

no

[elder merlin]

[tired steeple]

lacey has a cat pfp now

[elder merlin]

A cat profile? Its still the same one Flesh Tearer Lover is using too

[dire kayak]

me too

[tired steeple]

no lacey's pfp is a screaming kitten

[elder merlin]

For me its still that one

[tired steeple]

probably her server profile

or well, actual profile

as opposed to her server profile

[elder merlin]

Hmmmm

[sly quest]

You eat it with both actually p:

[elder merlin]

I cant even tag her here

She get hacked?

[gloomy tartan]

Big news

[elder merlin]

She leave?

[gloomy tartan]

You can eat sugar

[elder merlin]

Is Flesh Tearer her alt?

[gloomy tartan]

Try it now

Consume sugar

[hard temple]

Hmmm.

[fleet beacon]

Damn cucumbers they ain't right

[gloomy tartan]

🥒

I thought women use them to cover their eyes when they visit the boatman in the underworld

[low blade]

@shell goblet skill issue

[gloomy tartan]

Like ancient people with coins

[fleet beacon]

Now protein this chicken I got here

[sudden skiff]

Eat cucumber with Italian dressing

[gloomy tartan]

Grandpa I heard you ate a gnome once

Is that true

[fleet beacon]

I did

Damn bastard tried taking my gun

[sly quest]

Eat cheesecake w salad dressing p:

[fleet beacon]

And the gnomes like cucumbers

[gloomy tartan]

How did you come upon the gnome.

[tired steeple]

I didn't wanna ping her cause it'd be annoying

[gloomy tartan]

Did it try to steal your cucumbers from your home at gunpoint?

[fleet beacon]

No I don't have cucumbers they're awful

[gloomy tartan]

Wait then why did he try taking your gun lol

[fleet beacon]

But it did get into my protein and tried to take my gun

[gloomy tartan]

Oh it wanted to get swole

Wait wouldnt that just make Danny Devito

[fleet beacon]

Well it replaced my protein

I ate it instead

[gloomy tartan]

Is Danny Devito just a buff gnome

[jaunty path]

thats called a dwarf

[gloomy tartan]

Like their king Maybie

But no beard

Devito no beard

[dire kayak]

hmm

[gloomy tartan]

Dwarf yes beard

[fleet beacon]

Sauerkraut is good

[delicate vapor]

O deer

[dire kayak]

i might get extremely drunk

[gloomy tartan]

Why is the kraut sour

[fleet beacon]

I don't drink

[formal mortar]

Decided to try battlefield 6 again and people are still too easy to beat in this game

[jaunty path]

lmao

[formal mortar]

I've also been drinking

[jaunty path]

I will be drinking in 2 days

[dire kayak]

luckyy

[delicate vapor]

Need

Wait I can just say drink at 6:44am:loregryn:

[south valve]

Fermented corpse starch

glug glug

[dire kayak]

i remember when i was younger my parents kept trying to get me into drinking for some reason

[gloomy tartan]

Are you going to drink the worm?

[formal mortar]

Is that why you're a goober?

[gloomy tartan]

🪱

[formal mortar]

[gloomy tartan]

You gotta drink the worm

🐛

[formal mortar]

goober are you goofy?

[gloomy tartan]

The tequila worm

[glossy linden]

does anyone know if secret hard mode is glitched right now

[formal mortar]

I should shut the windows I'm getting cold

[glossy linden]

for orthus offensive

[formal mortar]

I don't think so?

[jaunty path]

Where are you from

the UK?

[gloomy tartan]

Aclimate to the wezther

[nocturne bloom]

Yup

[glossy linden]

i just did it but it didnt give my team the penance

[gloomy tartan]

Grow stronger

[dire kayak]

yeh

[jaunty path]

Double oof

[gloomy tartan]

Missus drink the worm 🐛

Drink da tequila worm 🐛

[jaunty path]

Yeah I think you can drink as young as 14 w parents permission

[sudden skiff]

Preposterous

[jaunty path]

in the US is varies by state

but still

[glossy linden]

does anyone know why it mightve not given me the penance for it

[jaunty path]

why tf did ur parents do that..

[gloomy tartan]

They put a little worm in the tequila

In mehico

Magic worm

[jaunty path]

idk

[sudden skiff]

Freaky tequila

[gloomy tartan]

I forget wtf the deal is

If it makes you hallucinate or some shit

Sometimes it’s a snake

[sudden skiff]

Crossfaded off the worm

[delicate vapor]

[gloomy tartan]

Big Worm

🐛

BIG WORM

[sly quest]

-# 🐛

Bigger worm.

[formal mortar]

Spice is life

[gloomy tartan]

Oh nvm it’s not in quality tequila

The "tequila worm" is a myth; worms are actually found in mezcal, not tequila. Known as a gusano de maguey (agave worm), it is the larva of a moth or weevil added to some mezcal bottles as a 20th-century marketing gimmick, not an ancient tradition. The worm is safe to eat, often considered a delicacy, and adds no hallucinogenic effects.

It’s a Gimmick for a different liquor

It’s not even a worm it’s a moth

[fleet beacon]

i like worms

they help my soil

[nocturne bloom]

"Worm"?

[fleet beacon]

what in the godamn

[fleet beacon]

the game was rigged from the start

just like that time im pretty sure nurgle lost that strip poker game on purpose

[delicate vapor]

Big John

[formal mortar]

I wish my fallout games would run on my pc without crashing

I want to play through 4 sometime but it just crashes nonstop

[delicate vapor]

Fallout runs like a Roblox game on my pc

[formal mortar]

New Vegas runs perfect tho

And so does 1 and 2 and tactics

[delicate vapor]

Haven’t experienced anything bad yet with all games on my pc

[dire kayak]

chiyono

[formal mortar]

I should find a copy of the ps2 game they had

Think it was ps2

[delicate vapor]

Red rooster

[true widget]

I'm free from work

finally..

[fleet beacon]

I'm putting you back to work

[true widget]

no pls

[fleet beacon]

You're not gonna get anywhere lounging around gotta pull up them britches

[true widget]

pls. ..,,

[delicate vapor]

O deer

[fleet beacon]

5 more hours

[delicate vapor]

7 hours

7 burgers is all I can spare to give you

[elder merlin]

Thats crazy, i was even typin in her name too and it wasnt showin up

[modest flume]

If only

[formal mortar]

Wesker would only need 7 minutes

[delicate vapor]

My sister is making oats I might steal it from her

Not gonna eat it, just stealing it for the sake of it

[sudden skiff]

Animal Farm reference

W terminator

[true widget]

I have to work extra tomorrow 💔

ill never truly be free

[modest flume]

I feel that

I do 60~ hours a week

[woven sigil]

Fallout games don't run on anyones PC without crashing

[fleet beacon]

That's the spirit

Work builds character

[true widget]

im sorry for ur loss

[modest flume]

Me too

[woven sigil]

It also builds a deep hatred of managers, suppliers, devliery dudes, patrons, and the lack of paycheck weight

[modest flume]

Brother atp the old stuff(1, 2) runs better

[delicate vapor]

[fleet beacon]

That's just nonsense

[woven sigil]

The games that arent made by Bethesda run better than those that are?

Tell me it aint so

[woven sigil]

I see humour is one of your strongsuits there fella

[modest flume]

Forgive Grandpa, it might be his dementia kicking in

[dire kayak]

hmmm

[fleet beacon]

A protein shake and some chicken is all you need to keep going

[delicate vapor]

Hm

[modest flume]

Where's the fiber? Gotta get some fiber

[fleet beacon]

Saw dust

[dire kayak]

time to eat copious amounts of ice cream

[delicate vapor]

Chocolate ice cream

[formal mortar]

I should stop terrorizing people in bf6

[fleet beacon]

No keep going

[formal mortar]

Decided to run some TDM for some challenges and chose to spot on recon, guy shot my drone, so I went in and got a 30 killstreak

And teabagged everyone

[obsidian wren]

Translation: time to become a fat lard

[fleet beacon]

I personally like vanilla

[formal mortar]

I want ice cream

But the shop will be closed by the time a vehicle is available to take me there

[dire kayak]

i like cinnamon ice cream

[formal mortar]

So guess I'll go eat some ramen

[dire kayak]

🤤 🤤

[south valve]

Spider update

[obsidian wren]

I wish i was built like ogryn

[formal mortar]

I wish I was built like a biblically accurate angel

[south valve]

It's alive, don't worry

[formal mortar]

What kind of spider

I found a lil jumping spider at work yesterday

I put it up somewhere it'll probably scare a coworker at

[dire kayak]

my cat eats spiders

and other insects

she's stupid

[waxen sleet]

Still better than a pox hound

[south valve]

nom nom

[south valve]

Wasn't too big, we don't have any crazy spiders in the UK

[waxen sleet]

I dunno, Tom Holland is 5'8" according to google

[formal mortar]

Which is tiny af for a spiderman

[dire kayak]

they should've cast me as catwoman i would've been perfect

[waxen sleet]

Same height as Tobey, but Andrew is 5'10"

[formal mortar]

Isn't he over 6' when he's an adult?

[sly quest]

He’s 4’5.

[waxen sleet]

You should've said "purrfect" ... for that your application as catwoman was denied

[waxen sleet]

I just checked Google i didn't deep dive

[formal mortar]

Deadpool is like 6'2" right?

And Spiderman sees eye to eye with him

[sly quest]

He’s 4’5.

[formal mortar]

Time to watch something and eat food

[sly quest]

While being 4’5.

[formal mortar]

I think I'll nickname you A.I.

[waxen sleet]

In comics: DP is 6'2" and Spidey is 5'10"

[formal mortar]

Name is close enough and you give the same responses

[sly quest]

Because I’m 4’5?

[obsidian wren]

Wait

Youre 4ft tall?

[delicate vapor]

O deer

[sly quest]

No but youre 4’5

[sly quest]

A 4’5 deer

[obsidian wren]

Im 6ft

[delicate vapor]

[south valve]

"Very tiny, no? Fit in pocket!" - Bodyguard ogryn

[waxen sleet]

Doe, a deer

[sly quest]

4’5 ogryn

[formal mortar]

Ah his height varies I see

[obsidian wren]

We should make a 2 ft ogryn

[languid storm]

How do you fix bad input delay and lag in Darktide?

[sly quest]

4’5 2ft ogryn

[formal mortar]

That's just a squat

[sly quest]

4’5 darjtide

[nocturne bloom]

Gonna need some proof

[dire kayak]

do i watch TADC for the 6th time or play pjsk

[obsidian wren]

Im going to put you in a hydraulic press so you become even smaller

[nocturne bloom]

[formal mortar]

What is TADC

[dire kayak]

the amazing digital circus

[waxen sleet]

Squat doesn't require the same caloric intake as an Ogryn... its more like a Ratling, a space hobbit

[formal mortar]

Never heard of it

[sly quest]

What is 4’5

[obsidian wren]

67

[waxen sleet]

Murder Drones

[nocturne bloom]

You apparently, now let me see

[sly quest]

I was joking i’m 6’7.

[nocturne bloom]

Did i stutter

[delicate vapor]

o deer

[dire kayak]

hmmm

tempting

[ancient violet]

Hello chat

[formal mortar]

stutter

Stutter step

[ancient violet]

Stutter deez

[south valve]

Hi!