#general-chat
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Guys, does the balance feel shitty for anyone else when you consinder that Poxwalkers can somehow do more damage then pretty much all the bosses just by getting a lucky hit on your back?
maybe the day after tomorrow
I get the idea that getting hit in the back is very bad but sometimes they just make no nosie or appear out of nowhere and HEALTH gone.
Keep pushing
all sneaky beaky like
Have you considered taking less backshots? 
My fave is when you're using a medicare station and somehow you go from full toughness and half a bar of health to get fucked, nerd.
Brother, I am in the navy.
Kill everything around you
Backstab poxwalkers suck but if that’s happening to you at a med station then that’s a skill issue
You know you can move your mouse around while youre holding interact on the Medicae
To like look around while youre getting stimmed or whatever
They have been observed spawning behind players and sometimes they just... don't make noise. When you're holding down E and suddenly hear a "whoosh' you often can't transition to a dodge.
It won't help.
You don't understand.
I am convinced there is a cult of assassin poxwalkers.
block

offico assassinorum pox
Yeah I mean.
The callidus groaners
YOU CAN HAVE THE MOST CRACKED TEAM OF ALL TIME, THE MOMENT YOU ARE KILLABLE VIA CHIP DAMAGE ONE OF THEM WILL FUCKING FIND YOU!
officio poxinorum
Scroll up.
Ive never been damaged when using a med station even in the middle of a poxwalker horde
harlz confirmed the worst player in darktide ever
Literally never
same
its usually gunners lmao
I am going to shit yourself.
I already did too late
stonks
It's only ever happened to me once and it was infurating because I legit had half a bar of health and full toughness and a single poxfucker silent approached and bonked me once in the back and I died instantly.
How do you unshit?
it goes back in duh
There are things best left unknown.
does it just…. Reverse itself?
shove back up your bum
Dubai
Arsehole like a fuckin vacuum chamber 
reverse for later enjoyment
Wouldnt that make you gay
"EAT SHIT!"
Hamsters:
get it while its hot
only if you have socks on
Unlimited food hack:
Dogs eating shit:
I feel like shoving anything in your own ass would make you gay
Well. The shitzus i knew did at least
o deer
what about suppositories
A lot of herbivorous animals do actually, to extract more nutrients on the second pass
What a shitty conversation
what a shitty pun
Only if they help you not die

is it gay to play faraday on a monday with no pay?
who started this was an ass
I dunno if vegans are included though
Oh you dog
ive.. never heard anyone dying from those 
You misunderstand

Its only not gay if the suppository keeps you from DYING
yes.
Wiping is more like edging
dont do that

Dawg are you shoving your finger up your hole when you wipe?
What
Kind of question
Can tell which of you are wealthy enough to own a bidet from this conversation can't ye 
Is that
you don’t?
you nasty bastard
My automatic toilet:
I'll do what I want. If I get banned hten it's on me.
No regerts
Is is mag-fed too?
B r u h
Burst mode, fully automatic and single fire
Are we still talking about ass?
imagine getting killed by a bidet
This man's skipped the posh boy bidet and moved straight up to the techbro model 
cause of death: weaponized bidet
When is there not a time to talk about ass
You dont? You leave streaks on the inside?
Nasty
they just find you on a toilet and shit
Oh lucja alr said it
F
Seat warmer during winter mother fuckaahhh
oh god, i remember a local news about an old feller that did die on his own toilet
Unironically, your toilet has more functions than my fucking phone does 
1,500 Euro
You probably poke a hole through the toilet paper then sniff it like a chud
Should I sleep?
Skip a knight and get you one of those instead
it’s 3 in the morning, is it a normal time to sleep?
I can't justify spending 1.5K on a shit car at the moment, let alone a shitter 
but I’m a creature of midnight
Why do that when the scratch n sniff method is a tried and true classic?
a night creature if you will
Did you rip another pillow in half yet
Clean under your fingernails
You an me both. Day 2, 1 hour total sleep.
Its going well 
No, that was like 10 years ago
Another??
There is a saying
"Home is where you can trust the toilet"
She murdered her pillow in cold blood
Well you certainly can't trust public offerings 
like.. a vampire? 
Real
I thought thats what you were supposed to be doing
Hoover 9000, cleaner of fingers
just because I have no skin color and I’m nocturnal and over 300 years old and drink blood doesn’t make me a vampire
it just makes me eccentric
Shit for the shit god, shit for the porcelain throne
Splash for the porcelain throne*
Let me guess, you feel like its rude to enter a house without an invitation aswell? 
I mean… yeah, that is rather rude, hence why I don’t do it.
Do you pull homelanders frequently
wdym?
Ripping people in half
Lucia also hates garlic, is allergic to silver
And refuses to swim across running bodies of water
For no reason
I mean… yeah also true for all three of these things
but that doesn’t automatically mean I’m a vampire.
on one hand the leaked cosmetics make me think that mortis expeditions will be a thing - on the other i know they won't be
So were I to come back with a mirror there would nothing amiss then? 🤔
depends on if it’s an antique mirror or not
Also. A wooden stake through the heart is very likely to kill her
Wouldn’t this kill anyone?!
That is true for everyone
good point
Its a wingmirror off an early 2000's Corsa 
same with silver bullets and sunlight
Yeah but you’re built different
they kill anybody
Do you also say pigs alot when the moon is full
No?
Like a vampire
🧄
(Cuz cancer)
No i say cow cuz it's the moo-n not the oink-oon
what is this even from is it from like a live parody lmfao
garlic???
Nobody understood my adventure time reference

could also be a porn parody
idek
Ya know in Britain we used to have a test to check if a woman was a witch or not.
Chuck her in the pond, if she floats, she's a witch, burn her at the stake.
If she sinks and drowns, she was innocent and no further action against her needed taking.
It still baffles me how people were this fucking dumb.
Thats was present in more places than just britain
Didn't the witch hunting law still existed until World war 2
Human stupidity is universal
Iirc
well the people who would've said anything against it were witches, obviously
trunch warafare
Romans used lead for their pipes and europeans chucked all their crap in the street , how is that suprising?
Only two things are infinite; Human stupidity and the universe, and I'm not sure about the second one
Also ppl did not believe they had to wash hands after touching corpses
Romans also had twinks as pets
hence a high infant mortality rate
Secondhand knowledge dont ask me
cuz dead body germs do not mix well with pregnancies
Ah yes, laundry day
When the pot of clothing sewage washed the week of shit that piled up from being launched from windows
A witch was arrested in 1943:
n September 1943, Helen Duncan was jailed under the act on the grounds that she had claimed to summon spirits. Her followers often contend that her imprisonment was in fact at the behest of superstitious military intelligence officers, who feared that she would reveal the secret plans for D-Day. She came to the attention of the authorities after supposedly contacting the spirit of a sailor of HMS Barham, whose sinking was hidden from the general public at the time. After being caught faking a spiritual manifestation, she was arrested during a seance and indicted with seven punishable counts: two of conspiracy to contravene the Witchcraft Act 1735, two of obtaining money by false pretences, and three of public mischief (a common law offence). She spent nine months in prison. Duncan has been frequently described as the last person to be convicted under the act.
Im not reading that
They thought bottoming was womanly - of course they treated their twinks as pets
also some ppl do still do that
Because not understanding microbiology at that point is understandable. The lead one is the same, it was just thought of as a very malleable metal, but a person floating in a body of water?
You don't need a genius or a scientist to see thats normal.
People didn't even know bacteria existed until a few hundred years ago. Not surprising they didn't wash their hands before then.
we need to go back to the old days
arresting people for witchcraft
Bluetoothing D-Day plans to the Germans with my brain rn
But you are a German are you not?
I mean sure , but like - the corpse thing? Dead bodies were seen as unclean no? So why not wash hands after touching em?
Which explains the act, ja?
Brain small
Bedauerlicherweise
I meant the twink thing not the bottoming thing
Death by snu snu
Covid showed us that people dont wash their hands even these days where there is rick of disease 
Jeder hasst Frankreich ja?
Mfw the eunich twink was the favorite among the warlords harem
JA
rick , rick of disease

damn why they homophobic to the internet? /j
Stop using black magic to talk here without internet
Als Brite bin ich von Natur aus dazu verpflichtet
Warum baute Frankreich Atomkraftwerke entlang der Grenze?
Mobile data
Mobile data isnt real

I pregamed you
fair enough
I’m gonna go do laundry I’ve suffered long enough why shouldn’t they
considering as a Brit you have a French-hating rivalry going back at least 1000+ years
Plague doctors stuffing masks full of flowers to mot smell the dying, accidentally inventing gas mask filtration
will ya fall asleep on the warm dried laundry?
Wer kann sich die Gedanken über Käse fressende Kapitulationsaffen vorstellen? 
I do that a lot
flowers n other herbs
am kitty cat brained sometime
Ich glaube, sie haben sich Belgien und Deutschland gegenüber einfach nur wie Arschlöcher verhalten.
neinmm
Moooods theyre speaking in grumble gut
guten tag
Nein, we speak in Guten Tag
shhh , german is the most erotic language and as a scholar i need to learn their ways
auf wiedersehn
An sich ist nichts auszusetzen am Käseessen, es ist die Einstellung und die Art zu sprechen, die ich an ihnen hasse.
actually the greeks and romans did have an understanding of heavy metal poisoning, including that of lead...it just didn't stop them from being silly with it. Much like we today understand plastic is bad and petrol fumes are bad but we still use both on the regular
schnelll
Kill
basically we do that for the same reasons romans did - too expensive to change the system
Also, die Arroganz und das Arschloch-Verhalten?
Kann ich jetzt bitte wieder Englisch sprechen? Die Arbeit mit einem Übersetzer ist sehr mühsam und ich bin inkompetent. 
cool people speaking in german
Richtig
Working with them is hell
Yes, go ahead
Sounds about right 
Shows up at 9:30, work till 3 then fuck right off
yknow what's great? German animal memes as a non german speaker
We're smart creatures 
Appreciate it 
just saw one today with deer jumping from a boardwalk and it was funny as crap
Speak for yourself
I’m not smart
bitte schoen
The only german i know is medic
Please much?
As someone who worked in a store - no we are not nor will we ever be
he was being sarcastic
oops zat vas nut mediseen
and i wanted a jumping off point to say that customer services is like watching some poor schmuck get banished to the deepest pits of hell and given a shovel

samesex? That has to get boring quick!
at least get some diffrent poses

Kamasutra:
nothing beats the helicopter pose
.....roadroller pose tho?
idk if that is a thing but it should be
my ogryncopter goes soisoisoisoi 
What about the one where you get the garden hose and put the you know what in the you know where and she does that thing with his you know what

it always ends like posing yourself as if you were a fork stuck in a garbage disposal
Dorothink
Powerword:
THE PLOWER
Vwhat
copter
POWERWORD :
ARRIVE
It's when you love farming a lot but also in the act so you combine both
What about eat hot chip
Gotta wait til TOMORROW to get news on when I get internet
I said I've come but used the not cool version
-# ohhh you touched my tralala
and charge phone


and be bisexual
"Get harvested, get harvested, get harvested"
Klaus?
tiberium harveseter
now im thinking CnC renegade
For the union
i hope they remake some of the C&C games
and then Hamlet upon entering the Nunnery asked the most profound question of them all, “To goon or not to goon, that is the question?”
red alert 2 remake would go so hard
Kirov reporting
Given how you missed how facetious that comment was, maybe you're right 😉
medic rrrrrrreporrrrting
Visibility clear
Ok, wtf is with wave 12 of Mortis Trails?
It's either the most bullshit combo's possible or just a singular fucking captain.
establishing battlefield control, standby 
B O M B A R D M E N T
Weird... you just gave me a Mass Effect 2 flashback.
I havent played that game in fuckin donkeys years 
assuming direct control
I literally said like two lines later that I knew you were… I was making a self-deprecating comment in a weird attempt at humor that unfortunately didn’t land.
N u c l e a r l a u n c h d e t e c t e d
"Ah, fuck... how make hard!? HOW MAKE HARD!? uhhhhh... fuck it. Four plague ogyns, a spawn, a beast, 20 plasma gunners, 10 snipers, and gunner spam."
The fuck? I am sorry, because even on Havoc 40 I haven't seen that shit. Maybe 2-3 bosses+gunners. Do they think the buffs we get are that fucking powerful? When it comes to Ogyrn, it feels like you either get the free grenade every 20 seconds or die because it loves giving me shock and fire indulgences which are kind of useless for my build.
i played 1 and 2, they were sick. sometimes i think about the galaxy map music from 1 and get very nostalgic
sold sold sold sold sold
low power, low power
That's my fault then, I didnt read any further, I just hit reply. Zero sleep yadayada, my apologies, ma'am 🫡

more construction options
insufficient funds 
Yeah, thats a pretty classic bit of game music at this point tbf
"One 60% defense please!"
Gets 10 60% damages.
Honestly... damage should just lock at 80%. Not a single person on this earth is making that the dump stat or even a mid stat.
It’s all good no worries, not all jokes land and sometimes when they don’t they make the teller genuinely sound really stupid, which can also be funny
in kind of a sad way…
I hate harrier spam so much
kinda cheesy
Licht, did you know if you eat Spam daily, it’ll make you immortal.
chachingah!!!!

Doctor said spam will kill me
tanya laugh makes me glee everytime
is that tanya or whatever? LOCK N LOADED
yeah shes perfect..
Not sad at all, we're all the butt of a joke at somepoint in life, often multiple, better to enjoy the laugh whilst you're still able to do so 
she got the unhinged laughter
I prefer boris
hehahaehaehhauah
an apple a day keeps the doctor away, but a can of spam a day keeps the grim reaper at bay.
Ratatatatata
Is that your inner Korean spirit speaking
perhaps
Has as much sodium content to make the death sea blush
I hate spam
isn’t spam basically just a cube of pork that acts more like a salt sponge
After being forced to ingest it for half my life I've acquired quite the distain for it
at the end of the day I mean
i do still like it fried with egg and served with fluffy white rice though, as a childhood comfort food
even if I know it’s genuinely not good to eat that too often
Heh yeah, not bad when serve with rice i suppose
definitely not healthy lmfao
Kinda balance them out, barely
Onsen rice 🤤
What’s the best kind of rice 
Japonica
you better say it’s the short grained Japonica
folded 1000 times
I’m going to hit you
Jasmine rice
Jasmine can't make good riceball
there is no best rice, only best application 
I like that rice I get in a crappy plastic bag from Walmart 
Is cheap and tastes like rice
but yes, the sticky short grained Japonica is the best, specifically Baekmi.
Just watch out for holes, kids like to poke holes in the rice bags 
Riceballs is the best form of meal prep
Pick up a bag and spill 2 pounds of rice across the aisle
wash your rice people, the lice floats
Make in one afternoon, serve for the entire week
you ever have a rice ball that had an umeboshi plum in the middle?
those are good
Short grained rice is good, very sticky very good
wasabe 🤤
sour and salty at the same time
well.. yeah? 
think sweet pickle
if that makes sense
Ok I'll show myself out
pickle him boys
pickle juice
Bro's a professional in sour and salty gourmet
Understandable reaction
Have those everyday, do you?
No but I am an expert at preparing them
i had udon seafood soup yesterday
i like udon
Yeah that
fried udon
fried udon is amaze
thigg noodles chewy
I saw a video or a guy making a big tube with two holes on either end to make an automatic pickle jar, you put fresh veggies in on one end and it pushes the older pickled vegetables out the other end
you ever swallow Udon whole?
I am the local capybara
So i see
And I like you too fren
like the noodle itself you swallow without chew
uhh
no...?
no? 
Uhuh
Pushing your stomach to the limit there
real
I’ve done it
-_-
i get it its slippery too
i like to chew my food thank you very much
am I the only one who’s done that?!
Sister Lucia has successfully removed her gag reflex, for the emperor of course
am I weird?
nah i like to breathe
definitely
I mean not weird to try
does that matter
no
But it kinda is if that's how you eat every time
I still have my teeth so I prefer chewing my food
ive yet to try authentic soba noodles where you dip it in some sort of soup/sauce
I do not need to consume nothing but apple sauce every day
Cold soba
I did that when I was small, children are weird
and evil
Feels like a dream down your throat in a hot summer day
Defenestrate the children
destroy the child
I know something else that will feel like a dream down your throat on a hot summers day
Huehheueheuhehe
Heh
Watermelon
i... inserted a cut rubber band through my nose and out from my mouth and tied it
Correct
That's fuckin sick what?
showed my mome and she freaks out
wut the helll
Incorrect
xDD
i was a kid
you mustve been popular 
dont know why youd ever not chew udon
thats like
the best part
fuck I want udon now
nah i doubt
My "cool trick" from when I was younger was getting dared to stick a paper clip in the school outlet
damn you asian culture

Fucking trains
Blowing power in half the school for an entire day was peak
Do not the trains
noice
More people on the platform than an auric maelstrom
I sadly lack my heavy eviscerator
Hairspray and a lighter
just let the train blow up
Can’t afford a train blowing up that’d put 6k more people on the following train
True
oh i thought yu are talking about rtx5060
Ok do like this, put up a sign on every station advertising free chicken mcnuggets on the station
Thought I was ascending but realised it was someone’s hybrid car reversing
How's the train scheduling over there? Is it as bad as Deutschebahn
That way people will get off the train
Train scheduling is actually mostly fine
It’s a passenger count issue
drink 10 cans and see people avoiding you
And the smell?
free space
life hack 
Ah it’s London so everyone’s caked in whatever cattle cologne is advertised
dayum
cattle cologne is wild
At least there's that
cowlogne
People here don't like deodorant...
musk
It’s either overbearing deodorant or stale weed lmao
I don’t mind the smell of weed but when someone shifting a big amount gets on that can burn the sinuses a fair bit
So they smell like drug dealers

weedtube
I want to try weed again one day
Try stardawg (not serious)
Maybe while a lone on a mountain
Expecting London to smell like anything but stale weed and disappointment (and car fumes) would be a real big ask 
tried once, it felt like im half awake and my view became fisheye
Kinda mid tbh
(like dreaming)
Yeah but what it lacks in quality it makes up for in psychosis
If your head is already fucked, sure 
4x higher psychosis rates here than anywhere in mainland Europe

It goes without saying 😶🌫️
That’s not to say I think it can create psychosis, but it most certainly can unlock it
That's the case for basically any psychoactive substance
Usually found in people who has trouble falling asleep
The only ones which are likely to actually cause something like that of their own accord with there being no underlying issue are deliriants and if you take deliriants recreationally, you fucking asked for it and quite frankly, you'd be a moron for doing so
Bear in mind that a deliriant and a hallucinogen are not the same things
(Added PSA for my own peace of mind, I'm not advising anyone to take anything, but if you decide to at a point in life. Do your fucking research.)
I've been trying my damnest to remember a song that would give you the same feeling as mildly tripping balls
And after 4 hours, i've finally found it. Presenting:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c3Ny06Hw4Ww
A lot is going on
But also, nothing at all
Just waveeeesss

Knew a guy that wanted to try coke and meth
“Just to see what its like”
Not avaliable in your country due to a complaint, apparently? Never seen that one before
lol UK moment
Don't get too cocky mate, you still lost two wars to us 
My lawyer advised me not to engage in this particular topic
cough market garden cough
More steak tonight..
…thinking about kfc mash taters
sister made some homemade doughnuts 
Something something Battle of Britain/Operation Sealion something something 😁 Get fuk't

I'm getting a lot better at balatro
mmm doughnuts
i havent even beaten a single deck
doughballs
where do you hang your doughnuts
blackboard ftw
i stack them on my fingers and eat it like homer simpson
I like plain ones
jam donuts 
the best kind
@timber elk did you like the changes
Hmmmmm I enjoy the exo changes. I very much enjoy the heavy dev shield nerf.
However
1 spear round?
Seriously?
I also think it’s kinda counterintuitive when we get the exo suits more tanky but make the enemies hit harder if I’m reading that right
And a new enemy variant too
I didn't saw that
terminids
dead game anyway
Yeah look at patch hi lights
Oh don't be dramatic
why do I keep hearing people say that?
I played it like 2 days ago and it still has a lot of players
Just to be dramatic
There has been a lot of drama going about with the game recently
like what?
It's just that part of the "It's so over" chart again
https://youtu.be/arrf9sdmx_4 I come bearing gifts of fat basslines 
And there goes my run
Just ignore it and enjoy the game
pilestadt did AMA and gave the worst possible responses to all questions
Never thought I'd get a win so casually.
everything new is paywalled
This i agree
It's a nothing burger lol
"yes we know what you want and we arent working on any of these things"
Because the game FUCKING SUCKS
I HATE IT
I HATE IT AGEHRHEHEHHRHR
I WANNA BURN IT
wtf
"oh my sweet summer child.."
I still like it...
I WANNA EAT ITS HEART
plays helldivers 2 still enjoying the game
I dont even know what he wanted to convey by this
wtf are people even wanting and/or complaining about?
The dev the team sucks
They don't know how to balance their hame
Game
I don’t know
Maybe foreshadowing for what's to come?
Because they don't have a balancing team
Just ignore the drama
Idk, Helldiver players like to bitch a lot
@sleek harness you just described most game developers
Yeah?
So?
me too
Helldivers 2 case is special
how so?
I ain't buying you shit
booooo
Many dramas about devs not listening to the community and nerfing popular weapons, buffing enemies for no reason or attention if they will be fun to fight against
HD2 community has earned itself a rep of being full of whiners, just how it is 
people have been asking for more endgame progression, mech customisation, extra weapon modules, new destroyer upgrades, MOs that reward new stratagems, but all they do is make new warbonds now they are selling new mech variants in a warbond and just so happens that new paid content with mechs also includes sweeping buffs to mechs which people asked for a long time
so the consensus is that AH only wants to sell you gear and only fixes stuff when it has monetary gain
seems to be the case...
I do agree on this, there's currently too much warbond floating about
They should put a discount on older ones regularly
Guys
Yeah thanks Rotten Armor Hater
Seems like we are liked-minded
I’ve created a new type of helldiver hater
you're welcome chaos worshipping ratman
Hate warbonder
Glazediver but with sprinkles
I like sprinkles :0
Eat them then
consumes like a vacuum
By the way this community often gets into a fight with itself because theres a lot of glazers and whiners
I tend to ignore it
I am sided with the whiners because they at least want to see the game devolve into something better
Not healthy constantly getting into drama after drama after drama
Instead of treating arrowhead like a small budget studio
No that sentence alone doesn't make any sense
🫢
I will cook you in a pot
:0
give them to me
devolve but the D is silent
Hmm
Develop into something better
tackles Elios for the jelly beans GIVE EM TO ME starts making nazi zombie noises for them
There we go
Sure 
Pur the fault in my keyboard
Yay :3
sits on the floor and starts munching on them……only to realize the flavor was sizziling cinnamon AHHHHHGHHHHHHH!?!!!!!!!!! starts spazzing out on the floor

I mentioned this earlier and you didn’t say anything
oh well time to eat lamb
You said enemies
lamb is back on the menu boys!
90% of the fucking roster got a durable damage increase
O deer
That's more like it
Talking isn't hard, is it?
😋
middle earth type shi
It is for me since I’m shy and a introvert
It still gets one shot by the tank grenade
hi lamb :3
Hi
The termite
how you
No THE SUPER DUPER HEAVY GRENADE
The thing made to destroy tanks
I’m ok
giga grenade, screams freedom to me
good ^-^

I don't know any more insults
:3
Grenade (but the outer shell is made from shipbiscuit)
Let me think

make food not war
food wars
How pitiful of you to ignore me
anyone knows the best way to find lobbies with chinese cheaters who spawn super credits?
VPN to chaina
Play at 3am
hi :3333
i make food, yo hes talking about me
what kinda food 
Soup
american Italian
good soup
That's not real
why nar
American Italian isn't a category
why nar
Because it isn't real
it isnt?
No?
it is
Who the hell here is American Italian
You can't be American Italian
They aren't even close
the guy who owns the restaurant
The American or Italian restaurant
both
american born but lives in italy?
Americans
as opposed to italian american
Just because you live in South Pole it doesn't mean you instantly become American South Polian

Neither the food you make
it makes you a penguin
ice food
time to nom on fish
Emmigration is a very complicated subject it would appear 


reminds me of yakutsk people eating frozen fish
I cooka da pizza
looks good
Stroganina
"This pizza isn't big enough for the both of us... punk"
grabs pizza cutter
sounds yum
spray mayonaise all over the thing
what type
I hope its not a euphemisim 
Actually happened between me and sister, she hates mayonaise
DoroMayo
Chipotle mayo aint bad tbh
Kewpie is great
is it pink
best mayo
My sister is the type to coat everything with ketchup before consume
I had a severe case of mayonaise, but my mom fatshammed me into ridding it off
i want to drink it
you fucking what
glug
Testing testing, discord is stuck to one bit so this message is sent from the past me
Honey garlic butter sauce 🤤
my sister is the type that every sibling wants to be with
hot honey is popular lately
mmm garlic chilli

Go on? Elaborate
They're from Tennessee 
Finally tried hive scum
ist gut
tho I find myself using the brauto more than the dual machine pistols
the hipfire and braced accuracy is just 🤌
Huh
buff scum ?
Wth my grandpa and dad both have a executive membership at Costco
There’s levels to this
I need a 200 pack of ramen
i dont have a costco member but my inlaws do
they sell a huge ass caesar salad pack that i adore
I get lost every time I go to Costco regardless of how long I’ve went
ive only been once myself, its pretty impressive ngl
but its so crowded at the one here, hate it
What does this mean sir
Vwhat
she's the sibling in an anime

popping rotten armor enemies is a lowkey form of asmr
kinda agree 
if only fighting them was fun
F, did you reset your router?
i.e do the press the button on the back with a pen for 10s
Steam machine might delay to 2028 as Valve is "waiting for the time to be right"
dead internet theory
i usually unplug from wall for 30 seconds, lucky my internet doesnt go out at all anymore
used to be so bad
for hl3 to be ready 
A.I bros need to die
true and based
agree
Did every method
Nope
or at least the companies misusing AI and fucking everything up need to be banished to the shadow realm
Zzzz
Hello chat
i heard from someone here that a lot of admin work is being moved overseas, so that when AI finally replaces admin work, there wont be anyone complaining here about losing their job
iirc i think he worked for a bank 
I heard a lot of company started to discontinue the use of A.I in their workspace
Meanwhile the NYT: "Why people should spend money despite there being no jobs."
maybe there's hope
there is some anti AI trend in corpos but it's mixed with others that still push for it
ai bros in perpetual debt
The firm i'm working for stopped using mostly all of them, save for Gemini
circlejerking each other into lending fake money to each other
you can tell games workshop doesn't use AI because their balance patches are still as dogshit as before AI
The far sighted capitalists can see that the system is already precarious and can't absorb the job losses AI will cause.
The dumb ones are like "haha operating costs go down"
Who are games workshop
if you think about it the endgame of AI is communism because there will be no more human workforce and as a result no money
We will all be millionaires
Now let’s see the earnings
the elites wants to replace the workforce with robots and AI, peasants will continue to be unemployed and lower birth rates so in the future there will be less population so they can have the whole world for themselves filled with mindless drones working for them for no money just energy which the mindless drones will mine the fuel source
True utopia
There will be a breaking point
We need to get to this as fast as possible
Every year they're pushing their shit further and testing waters
think fast chucklenuts
A lot of the world no longer has the stomach for that kind of revolution
It’s going to have to come out of Malaysia or something
They took my guns
anarchist cookbook somethingsomething
This shit need a global revolution if we're going to see any changes
But yeah that's a bit far-fetched lol
We can’t have a revolution anymore we’re too busy buying feet pfp borders on discord
and my bow
you have my axe( bodyspray)
The dude of Arrakis
poor Paul
Alexander the Goat
For all Mankind.
Vlad Tepes did it on a smaller scale, I will expand upon his strength
Helldivers mod got nuked, rip
mod like moderators or game mod
Garbage written by feds to get you to burn your face off with liabilities
Read military munitions handbooks

revolution? bro we have bread and circus tomorrow
Not a joke. I now wish for swaying titays
i have uh... imperial guard primer will that do?
see I've heard those are also a fed plant
I like bread, who has time for revolutions while we have bread to eat?
Yes
I love the Imperial Guard
It is your job and duty to apply your own opinion and experience to determine what is fedshit and what is not
1967 is a good date to trust for improvesed munitions as this was back before America became a lapdog to another country
A good rule of thumb is to look at which books they ban and suppress and those they don't.
does it teach you how to make Krak?
Hello fellow patriots
i dont think so but it shows me how to fight CQC with gobbos
Fair enough, 3 gobbos in a trenchcoat are a menace in CQC
Glow so bright it’s giving me cataracts
It me, your friendly neighborhood enlightened centrist here to dissuade any and all resistance to the state.
3 gobbos in krieg trenchcoat
I always love a schizoposter who uses emotes like this lmao
(they ate the krieg)
ur skin is glowing oomf :3
Ones on the bottom (strong is he), twos in the middle carrying the beat, threes pretendng not to be 3 gobbos in a (krieg) trench coat!
One of us should hold onto everyone’s social security number in case the feds infiltrate the group
By the way, What other discords are good for free thinking hippies like us
self hosting is the only answer

but i hate having to turn my server on to open my fucking email
but it is what it is
None, discord is going to be demanding everyone's IRL credentials soon enough
HOW'S THE WEATHER IN LANGLEY? (jk)
I don’t even mind that my phone and internet router routinely ping out layouts of my entire house and everyone in it
Also your blood and spit
just give urself eczema to fuck up ur fingerprints like me
Or burn them off idk
just do the men in black thing
The state can have any of my body fluids it wants
c-can i have your blood and spit
Remember citizens

Nothing to hide, nothing to fear
No
next they send a chip to your doorstep and include instructions how to insert into your person
Plot twist: It's a suppository.
I get flu vaccines three times a week, I think I’ve got more chips in me than a British pub
i am 100% serious about wanting to pioneer malware for implants
i WILL upload fake stocks to a cryptobro's stock display system in their retinas
Crypto is anti me
This decade is good for identity thieves
Internets crawling with them
imagine being a serial killer in the 60s-70s man
This decade is good for everyone that lacks morals
Must've been like being a kid in the candy store
Make sure you give all your documents to the government so we can keep track of it for you
Real talk, AI techbros that rely on AI for profit plans are crashing out... the AI is traight up hallucinating numbers and ruining companies, it's fantastic.
Why not a serial killer now ! It can’t be much harder
I'm an adult now, this kinda sucks
AI is already borrowing money from the government through tax
🫧
Cant believe that i was in a womb and NOT investing 😞
thats why i use radiation to destroy my dna
Don’t worry citizens
i am becoming untraceable
I would like to eventually homebrew my own AI package to keep for when it pops so I can still use it to handle extremely boring tedious work
Ditch the grid, embrace farm life
It can be decent for planning out schematics and formatting if you make sure to keep it on a tight leash
Just make sure its not beginning to give itself an AIuerysm
At most AI will be reduced to being in the medical field




