general-chat

[sly quest]

???? CHRIS WHAT

[jaunty path]

I hardly remember bruh

[dire kayak]

literally me

[jaunty path]

breastfeeding

[gloomy tartan]

Teething as a baby

[jaunty path]

its normal

[gloomy tartan]

When your teeth start coming

[patent grove]

Stupid people still inflict psychic damage

[quaint moss]

bite titus as a child

[dire kayak]

eating mints

[sly quest]

Why would he bring this up

[gloomy tartan]

Cuz

Missus brought up biting

Involving moms

[dire kayak]

i used to bite people as a kid

[simple cliff]

Milk from the breasts, the tits, the mammaries, human milk, mother's milk, IT'S MILK FROM A HUMAN BEING, PROBABLY A GIRL!

[gloomy tartan]

I’m talking about bitting involving moms

[jaunty path]

imagine if a mod was just lurking

[dire kayak]

i still bite people

[gloomy tartan]

But as a baby

[jaunty path]

watching

seeing this shit

[simple cliff]

WHY IS THIS HARD TO UNDERSTAND!?

[jaunty path]

scrolling up

and becoming even more confused

just imagine.

[simple cliff]

Did people forget that we motherfucking lactate!?

[gloomy tartan]

Scrolling up never makes thigns clesr

[patent grove]

[obsidian wren]

Dairy mounds

[gloomy tartan]

Milk shakes

[simple cliff]

[obsidian wren]

Calcium cannons

[gloomy tartan]

Dairy deliverers

DEM BIDDYS

[obsidian wren]

Nosh Knockers

[gloomy tartan]

Front butt

[sly quest]

“We”

[obsidian wren]

Crazy

[sly quest]

I was crazy once

[gloomy tartan]

you never heard of Front Butt?

[obsidian wren]

They locked me in a room, a rubber room

[gloomy tartan]

Booba are just the front butt

[simple cliff]

Men do it too but in such small amounts it's not existent. There are also medical conditions that can cause it.

[sly quest]

Genuinely hope someone takes your phone away

[marsh iris]

cheeseballs

[gloomy tartan]

Fine I guess I’ll go set myself on jello

[simple cliff]

We still have the milk glands, they're just at like 0.0001% of their true power or something.

[sly quest]

MEN TITS MILK MEN TITS MILK 😋

[obsidian wren]

Boobs are nature's faucet that dispenses n e c t a r

[gloomy tartan]

OH BUT I NEED MY PHONE TAKEN AWAY

some old bullshit

Harumpfh

[jaunty path]

boobs are just chesticles

[gloomy tartan]

No but like the booba are a front butt

[simple cliff]

IF you got massive pecs you can take some drugs to lactate and then sell REAL muscle milk.

[gloomy tartan]

They look like a butt

[obsidian wren]

Sloppy rob lives again

[sly quest]

Have you ever seen a butt irl?

[gloomy tartan]

Think about it

Who else has ass cheeks in the animal kingdom?

[quaint moss]

"shut up, and take my money"

[gloomy tartan]

Only humans

The boobs mimic da booty

Humans are booty centered

[obsidian wren]

The humble corgi for no reason at all:

[simple cliff]

🍼 🥛

[sly quest]

KEEP sucking that man tit.

[simple cliff]

[gloomy tartan]

WOAH

WOAH

gadamn

[quaint moss]

why is bro not chilling

[gloomy tartan]

That’s graphic

[lilac crag]

okay we are putting you down

all of you

[obsidian wren]

This needs to be incinerated

[lilac crag]

euthanized

[dire kayak]

even me?

[gloomy tartan]

That’s graphic as fuck

[lilac crag]

explodes you with my mind powers

[sly quest]

Hello…?

[simple cliff]

Hi

[quaint moss]

"ah, i'll buy at a high price"

[astral basin]

The body goes through a general instructions manual, and diverge for reproductive purposes
Bodies being 85% the same when hormones are not involved is natural

[dire kayak]

i don't have the plink sticker

[astral basin]

The cat is blinking slowly
everyone, be honored

[gloomy tartan]

What the fuck is happening

[astral basin]

“You spin me right round”

[dire kayak]

im as clueless as you

[gloomy tartan]

Don’t get mad at me I’m confused

[lilac crag]

I am ridding chat of manmilk talk

[quaint moss]

"like a record"

[dire kayak]

man milk -> plink -> rat

[gloomy tartan]

I admitted ignorance and asked for help understanding

[lilac crag]

ITS BOBER

[gloomy tartan]

This is why men don’t ask questions or change

[marsh iris]

[lilac crag]

PUT SKME RESPECT KN HIS NAME

[gloomy tartan]

You attack us lol

[quaint moss]

🥲

[thick coyote]

Baby
Round round

[dire kayak]

NEVER

[sly quest]

The horse is here.

[quaint moss]

honse

[marsh iris]

[lilac crag]

EN GARDE YOU NEANDERTHAL

[gloomy tartan]

Malk

[dire kayak]

die

die now

[gloomy tartan]

You can’t handle the malk

[lilac crag]

kill this guy

[quaint moss]

malk middies moobs

[drowsy lynx]

You can take the man out of the milk, but you can't take the milk out of the man

[dire kayak]

i can't breathe

[marsh iris]

mjolk

[gloomy tartan]

Malk cakes from Melks Moobs

🧠

[dire kayak]

you all are killing me

[lilac crag]

are u laughing or

well that's ONE person out of the way

[marsh iris]

spongy malk bags

[gloomy tartan]

Lmfao wtf

[gloomy tartan]

wtf you mean spongy

[lilac crag]

me as fufkc

[gloomy tartan]

Ooooo

[marsh iris]

squishs

[dire kayak]

bites you

[lilac crag]

WHY

[quaint moss]

time to make mheese with the malk

[gloomy tartan]

I’ve never wanted to think of a human being comparable to a fucking sponge

That’s disgusting as fuck lmao

Ngl

[marsh iris]

[lilac crag]

oh but MAN MILK is fine

[gloomy tartan]

Exsqueze ne

It’s MALK

Ok

[quaint moss]

its natural!

[gloomy tartan]

Man milk

[dire kayak]

IM CRYING

[gloomy tartan]

Man milk is something else

[lilac crag]

what is man milk if not MILK INSIDE OF A HUMAN SPONGE????????

[gloomy tartan]

Eh

What

[lilac crag]

YOU ARE SQUEEZING

[quaint moss]

soaking it all up

[gloomy tartan]

What…

Is that like

[lilac crag]

THE MILK

[gloomy tartan]

Sexist?

[lilac crag]

OUT

[gloomy tartan]

That feels sexist

[gloomy tartan]

You called me a sponge filled with milk

[dire kayak]

the most cursed chat has ever been and im laughing so hard

[gloomy tartan]

That feels sexist to men

[dire kayak]

im gonna die

[nocturne bloom]

cancel them

[limber zealot]

What the fuck are you people talking about

[quaint moss]

CAR!

[gloomy tartan]

You did a sexism to me

[marsh iris]

fill plastic bag with spoge and milk

boob

[gloomy tartan]

You called me a man sponge filled with man milk

[twin flower]

Milking a man apparently

[gloomy tartan]

You did a sexism to me

[sly quest]

Man milk

[gloomy tartan]

I’m sad now

I’m not a sponge filled with man milk

[dire kayak]

getting malk from moobs

[lilac crag]

I formerly apologize to ChrisTheCadian I am NOT sexist he is just dumb

[gloomy tartan]

😢

Both can be true

[dire kayak]

u better not be

[limber zealot]

That's not a particularly easy task unless we're doing some medical malpractice shit

[drowsy lynx]

Well not with that attitude

[marsh iris]

i will use to clean dishes once it run out of milk

[gloomy tartan]

IM MORE THAN A SPONGE FOLLED WITH MAN MILK

I HAVE A PERSONALITY

😭

[lilac crag]

dude I'm like the last person in here to care about moral standing on genders

if I was a river I'd flow for life

[quaint moss]

sex (man/woman)
arby "no mercy for both"

[marsh iris]

personamilktits

[lilac crag]

explodes you with my mind powers

[gloomy tartan]

Usually people call me funny or nice or hot

I’ve never been called a sponge filled with man milk

[dire kayak]

you'd know all about that wouldn't you,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

[lilac crag]

I WILL

EVAPORATE YOU

[gloomy tartan]

It’s honestly degrading

[lilac crag]

FROM THIS SURFACE

[gloomy tartan]

:c

[dire kayak]

ive never seen chris so offended

[marsh iris]

absorb your friends

[dire kayak]

😭

[twin flower]

real lmao

[quaint moss]

:3

[gloomy tartan]

I’m not a sponge

I’m more than my man milk

[quaint moss]

become one with the sponge

[gloomy tartan]

I have a personality

[lilac crag]

I just hope Chris is being satirical rn

[gloomy tartan]

lol yes

[limber zealot]

Chris is experiencing 1% of the objectification that a woman will experience in 6 months and can't handle it

[gloomy tartan]

But also real

[lilac crag]

you're making me worry and I'm going to kill you

[gloomy tartan]

I experience objectification a lot

Shits ruff

[marsh iris]

objectify chris as a sponge object

[lilac crag]

Chris

duel me

[twin flower]

like you being a sponge?

[lilac crag]

with greatswords

[gloomy tartan]

No

[lilac crag]

right now

[gloomy tartan]

I don’t wanna go to the shadow realm

[dire kayak]

can i comeeee

[lilac crag]

no ur too priceless

u stay at home

[dire kayak]

hmph

[quaint moss]

sorry, just how the cookie cr.... goes well with milk

[lilac crag]

I'm gonna go play darktide now

[gloomy tartan]

I’m the one they call when shit gets spooky

[dire kayak]

[gloomy tartan]

And let me tell you

This shit is VERY FUCKING SPOOKY

[lilac crag]

why do you keep sideeying me

[limber zealot]

You are NOT the Ghostbusters bro

[gloomy tartan]

no

That’s who you call

WHEN SOMETHING STRANGE

[dire kayak]

im watching you,,,,,,,,,,,,

[gloomy tartan]

IN Da neighborhood

WHO YOU GONNA CALL

GHOST BUSTERS

[quaint moss]

wondering if i should play darktide or stellaris

[lilac crag]

play signalis

[quaint moss]

less gay resident evil

[gloomy tartan]

I’m going to call people sponges now

[quaint moss]

chris x leon fr

[gloomy tartan]

I’ll let you know if it works on dates

[thick coyote]

More gay silent hill

🗣️

[quaint moss]

less dead wife hill

[lilac crag]

gayest puzzle game ever

[gloomy tartan]

James is the best what do you mean

[lilac crag]

(this is not true)

(I love signaliz)

[dire kayak]

never,,,,,,,,

[jaunty path]

what about loud hill

also

[dire kayak]

you'll have to MAKE me,,,,

[gloomy tartan]

Ride wife

Life good

[jaunty path]

alexander I think you would like crow country

[lilac crag]

throws you through a wall

[gloomy tartan]

Wife gets sick

Kill wife

Think about wife

Regret

[thick coyote]

For a character like Elster, she needs the where's my wife jacket

[lilac crag]

I probably might look into it thanks missus

[gloomy tartan]

That’s Silent hill

[lilac crag]

for acknowledging my existence

[dire kayak]

i always do,,,,,,,,,,,

[lilac crag]

thank u goober

aren't we playing dt in like 5 mins why are u sad

[gloomy tartan]

Hi Missus

How’s it going you tired old goat

[jaunty path]

fine currently. Ate cereal

will probably drink wine and either sleep or tf2

or like

drink water

[gloomy tartan]

Did you draw me cadia yet

With the big booba

[jaunty path]

Ah completely forgot

[gloomy tartan]

Damn

[jaunty path]

had things to do today

[gloomy tartan]

That’s understandable

[jaunty path]

wanted to do a few other things but eh

[gloomy tartan]

Life happens I’m sure you did your best to make the most of your day

[jaunty path]

I just didn't feel like doing anything today honestly

[quaint moss]

i have a lot of friends who do, never played it though

[gloomy tartan]

You can draw big titty cadia another day

[gloomy tartan]

Put on some Bob Ross in the background

[lilac crag]

HIIIII HELLOO

[gloomy tartan]

Holy shit a fairy

[lilac crag]

MY ZZZ FRIEND

[ripe tangle]

is it wrong that I genuinely like them?

[patent grove]

My next 2 days!

[gloomy tartan]

Not at all

I love flowers n butterfly’s lol

[quaint moss]

i have to go take out trash now, peace on earth

[astral basin]

Your return to the Mourningstar is most welcome, Sister

[ripe tangle]

fair enough

[ripe tangle]

Thank you…

why is your name that?

[gloomy tartan]

We can enjoy adorable things and badass things also

[jaunty path]

lucia

[ripe tangle]

yes Missus?

[jaunty path]

9

[ripe tangle]

yes 9

[jaunty path]

i mean to say hi lucia

god

im tired

lmfao

[gloomy tartan]

7 8 9?

[astral basin]

Avoid the second tantrum of the admech kids
Confuse, discombobulate
Gaslight, gatekeep

[patent grove]

6 7

[gloomy tartan]

You know what’s the best gate keeping

Literal gate keeping

Like blocking people with a gate

The satisfaction of having a bunker and sending people away must be amazing

[ripe tangle]

reminds me, I told some kids today the “why was 6 afraid of 7” joke and all they did was do the thing with their hands and repeat “SIX SEVEN!” at eachohther without even understanding because 7 8 9

[gloomy tartan]

That’s what I was referencing

[dire kayak]

[astral basin]

It was “stop begging for admech”
But that had them engage more

[gloomy tartan]

That’s sad if they don’t know 7 ate 9

But times change I suppose

[sly quest]

AWWWW LMAO 😭😭😭

[jaunty path]

this is the cure

https://tenor.com/view/destroy-the-child-alex-jones-gif-25183774

[void bridge]

Hey could I ask a question here?

[jaunty path]

yea

[stark bobcat]

if you are looking for builds for psyker

check the pins

in psyker chat

[astral basin]

[dire kayak]

litrerally me

[void bridge]

Well I wanted to ask that to that's why I said it in the psyker chat

[thick coyote]

https://tenor.com/view/speed-kill-that-boy-speed-kill-that-boy-ishowspeed-kys-gif-10749022239239578206

[stark bobcat]

check the pins for the guide, it has alot of example builds or are you looking for something else?

[void bridge]

Looking for something else

The question I wanted to ask is dose it matters on the power on the Curios

[stark bobcat]

no

only the main stat does

[void bridge]

Alright thanks

[stark bobcat]

ie

[gloomy tartan]

This was me with my margaritas

[stark bobcat]

17% toughness

[gloomy tartan]

I was on a GOOD ONE

[stark bobcat]

main stats cant change

[astral basin]

Oh hey ainz

[void bridge]

Alright thanks I just wanted to ask because they have power stats

[simple cliff]

Does the event on auric with high intensity.
...Is this supposed to be more difficult?

Where are the crusher swarms?

This is just maulers and ragers!

[void bridge]

Also @stark bobcat thanks for answering my other question

[potent sage]

blud thinks fatshark can do actual balancing and difficulty scaling

[ripe tangle]

While you were off partying, I studied the blade!

[fiery wave]

Usually looking for 420-430 should be guaranteed max. 410 can also be so. 400 is a gamble for Stamina, unlikely to be max for the rest.

[ripe tangle]

while you were being Heretical, I studied the blade!

[stark bobcat]

not anymore

[stark bobcat]

Happy to help

[ripe tangle]

while you were having a poop, I was studying the blade!

[stark bobcat]

Hallo

[fiery wave]

Eh, my 400 +3 stam is still a +2. I think only new ones are fixed.

[stark bobcat]

interesting

[quaint moss]

yo, i have that on my computer

peak

[fiery wave]

I had 2 to test, they were from before said patch.

[quaint moss]

obese-fin-dweller

[dire kayak]

me with eviscerator:

[ripe tangle]

exactly!

[quaint moss]

eviscerator and relic blade are

[jaunty path]

midcerator

[dire kayak]

kills you violently

[jaunty path]

its trve

[simple cliff]

[twin flower]

doesnt make it any less fun

[dire kayak]

cope because does more boss damage than tac axe

[quaint moss]

been using the assault chainsword more, not as bad as i remember

[twin flower]

it was buffed iirc

[lilac crag]

relic blade is my favorite class

[twin flower]

is chaxe worth using 🤔

[lilac crag]

yeah

slaughterer headtaker.......................

[dire kayak]

chain weapons are the best weapons

[lilac crag]

[lilac crag]

WRONG relic blade

i win this argument,,,,,,,,,,,

[quaint moss]

YES

[dire kayak]

bites you

hmph

[lilac crag]

what teh evil

[marsh iris]

i need more chemicals in my body

[analog marsh]

Hivescum players 2.4 seconds after injecting themselves.

[somber stream]

Become the chemical

I am now made of 100% Caffeinium

There is scent to colour and light make sounds

[marsh iris]

The Chemical Brothers

[somber stream]

Brutal Chemicals

#BandNameIdea

[simple cliff]

I love when the sniper laser is just a suggestion and not a actual indicator of where they're aiming.

I also love having teammates that just.. ignore them.

If your ogyrn doesn't have a heavy stubber and he is killing your snipers. You should feel shame. Unless you're in a similiar bolt.

Like I don't get it. So many reasons runs fails in this game is because everyone pulls a 'not my problem' on a issue like snipers or enemies behind us... then by the time it is their problem. Too late.

[marsh iris]

My Chemical Dependancy

[jaunty path]

zap em when u see em

dats what I do

[simple cliff]

Am ogyrn.

[jaunty path]

toss rock

[marsh iris]

sometimes when i try to aim at that sniper, poxwalkers start humping my leg like chihuahuas

[jaunty path]

ogyrns can kill snipers, just not as reliably well, but its still good in tossing them out

[simple cliff]

Stop. I don't want your excuses because you're already too many steps ahead.

[jaunty path]

I like using the rumbler

[simple cliff]

You're trying.

[jaunty path]

wait

I mean

kickback

rumbler isnt that great

kickback does the job

ripper gun is fun

[simple cliff]

The worst part was, I said "You shouldn't ignore snipers' after the wipe. The two non-rage quitters both just went "???"

MY BROTHER IN EMPEROR THERE SIX OF THEM AND THEY WERE WHAT KILLED EVERYONE AFTER I DIED TRYING TO GET CLOSE ENOUGH TO GAUNTLET THEM!

[jaunty path]

I honestly stopped expecting randoms to play optimally

[marsh iris]

yeag

[simple cliff]

This has been the daily Harlz rant.

[woven sigil]

[jaunty path]

Ur tedtalks are nice

[marsh iris]

just imagine randoms as NPC bots

[sleek harness]

Don't run into the lion's jaw

[simple cliff]

I think this is the reason all my 'best' builds that I can carry with also happen to builds that don't have weaknesses such as lack of range.

[jaunty path]

Reading this in Times New Roman makes this even better ngl

lmfao

[woven sigil]

Generally how it works, at least outside of pre-mades

Less gaps you have in your setup, the more niches you can fill, the less trouble you're gonna get

[jaunty path]

In short: Kill Everyone.

[woven sigil]

[jaunty path]

My Arbitrator is built to deal with everything

Because it was a solo build I took from ainz

My agri shotgun kills snipers p good

and dogging them is funny too

[simple cliff]

Yeah but I found a amazing combo with the grenade gauntlet that I was using and it was going great until suddenly teammates with actual decent options forgot how to shoot.

[jaunty path]

gauntlet is good ye

and can kill snipers...just need to eyeball it a bit

[simple cliff]

There were six. BROTHER IW AS DANCING!

I DIDN'T HAVE TIME TO EYEBALL SHIT IN-BETWEEN DURING THE OGYRN SHUFFLE!

[jaunty path]

Could you get behind cover

[marsh iris]

slide spam brother

[simple cliff]

No. IT was vent purge and it was that annoying smeleter bit.

[jaunty path]

Your fault entirely for playing vent purge ngl LMFAO

[simple cliff]

I didn't want to go too far from my team. Once again, foolishly assuming my teammates would be useful.

[jaunty path]

real talk though yeah thats sucky

[jaunty path]

Prioritize your survival

[simple cliff]

Because the snipers did not kill me, I got about 2 of them and then 3 maulers hit me in the back. I get downed and I see my teammaters were all behind me... they just... left some maulers walk past them cause 'not my problem' and then they didn't bother to get me up.

Later while trying to kill a daemon, they got sandwiched by hordes and WHAT DO YOU KNOW it turns out trying to dodge snipers on top of everything else is a recipe for disaster because stamina isn't unlimited.

I wouldn't have been that mad since induvidually they were all good. UNTIL THEY HIT ME WITH THE '???' WHEN I BROUGHT THE SNIPERS UP!

WHAT DO YOU MEAN ????

ITS FUCKING VENT PURGE!?

[woven sigil]

Harsh...

But true

[simple cliff]

HOW CAN YOU '????'!?

I'LL KILL YOU!

Harlz weill return after a addy.

Don't actually abuse your prescriptions.

[marsh iris]

play vent purge in game and purge vent in discord

(jk brother)

[patent grove]

Should bunny get a cookie

I think so

[simple cliff]

Make it so.

[twin dirge]

Guys, I took a wonderful picture of myself to lead with

[graceful hamlet]

me early in the event: “maybe I’ll quickplay into event missions”
never do
me now: “I’ll take a break from the event and do normal stuff in quickplay”
only get event missions

[patent grove]

Gave her a cookie and now shes being a brat 😤

[graceful hamlet]

Did you learn nothing from the hit children’s book “If you give a mouse a cookie?”

[obsidian wren]

Headhunter autogun with smokes and stance is incredibly brokey for quickly putting down elites and specialists

Even maulers

The 25% rending puts them down in 4 shots on carapace

[patent grove]

I was a child a long ass time ago. I don't even remember what I had for breakfast

[twin dirge]

I eat eyes

[ebon bay]

I really need to play more Total War: Warhammer

I forgot I got the third one for free

[patent grove]

I hope total warhammer 40k is epic

[ebon bay]

It will either be epic or asssss

[graceful hamlet]

It’ll be peak

[ebon bay]

but judging from fantasy it will probably be good

I just wonder what factions there will be

Will with the Leagues of Votan?

[graceful hamlet]

Just 4 to start iirc

[ebon bay]

Or the KROOOOOOOOOOOT

[graceful hamlet]

They’ll probably have them all by the end of it tho

[patent grove]

Will there be warlord titans?

[graceful hamlet]

That’s a good question

[north pilot]

lmao. "nurglev" in the launcher.

[marsh iris]

nurgle electric vehicle

[astral basin]

I heard that out of the dawn of war games, the third is the worst
The second is beloved
Havent heard anything of 4

[twin flower]

lowkey hyped only cuz darn angels are innit

[astral basin]

Darn angels

[patent grove]

I liked all 3

I liked the battle sector game too

[astral basin]

I was game sharing battle sector w a friend

I liked it for the most part

Played it like a long form chess lowkey
When we had 4 hours of nothing to do wed just
Mash armies

[formal mortar]

They mashed armies

[astral basin]

I’ll mash your army

[formal mortar]

No

[onyx crater]

what is the best way to farm diamantine btw? coming back to the game after hiatus

[patent grove]

@astral basin the majority of the campaign is a little dull but that last mission is epic

[twin flower]

weekly havoc rewards prolly

[woven sigil]

Don't threaten me with a good time

[brave hull]

started votekick on smyker, HOLY SHIT he got so fucking mad

died twice

[dire kayak]

meow

[formal mortar]

Mortis is an easy way to get diamantine as wel

[marsh iris]

hope i could diplomacy with orks and they respond like "If yoo come and fight Gork sez he gonna give yer some kudos."

[astral basin]

See. I stopped playing bc of a brutal wave survival mission
The dread was preoccupied and the units got tankier

[formal mortar]

Also when you salvage weapons you can get some now too

[twin flower]

wait wuh

[astral basin]

Also, I lost access to the game when I stopped game sharing

[formal mortar]

I was salvaging weapons today and got diamantine and plasteel alongside the dockets

[twin flower]

all these stockpiles of weapons finally have a use

[formal mortar]

Test it on one first

[twin flower]

i will if i get on later

[formal mortar]

Also all the weapons I had were blue or higher so dunno what affects it exactly

[twin flower]

wonder when they had that changed

[formal mortar]

Dunno

Think it was after they fixed the graphics

Because after expeditions came out my graphics were low quality for some reason, and the hairs were messed up

I'll test it rn

Going to do a mission with my psyker

I'm only getting dockets now

[thorn herald]

When your havoc plummets downhill when your boss thumping zealot server DC's -- just as a captain & a boss comes in, & then a triggered daemonhost from a mutant throw.

[formal mortar]

Nevermind

[twin flower]

Oh lmao

liesss

deceiit

[formal mortar]

Before I got a bunch of plasteel and diamantine tho D:

[twin flower]

i hardly like salvage weaps so idk if there is change regarding that

i just use extra weaps to upgrades ones i like

[formal mortar]

Oh!

Just got it to work

[simple cliff]

Aurtic Maelstorm players will be some of the best motherfuckers on the planet but then become the biggest morons you've ever seen when you put a objective in front of them.

[formal mortar]

On a gold weapon

[twin flower]

noice

[formal mortar]

So I tried upgrading a green to a blue just now, and that didn't work, so looks like gold tier are giving plasteel and diamantine

[simple cliff]

Porple gives too.

[formal mortar]

Nice

[jaunty path]

objective = boring

[woven sigil]

If you need a quick material injection, you can always piss Melk-tokens up the wall and scrap anything you get off him

[formal mortar]

This team I'm with is dumb af

[trail kite]

@dusky orbit

[formal mortar]

Thinking of leaving because I know they'll fail without me

[gloomy tartan]

I heard if you collect enough Melk tokens melk does a little dance

[fiery wave]

Seeing if Alyssa or Hamdolsun is carrying H40 for weekly H40 box. Around 200 minmaxxed loot runs on damnation.

[marsh iris]

since now walking robots can do marathon now we need to upscale it to gundam size

[gloomy tartan]

Gundam movie

I wonder if it will be good or ass

[marsh iris]

robot ass

[cosmic burrow]

Forgot that eft can be fun

[marsh iris]

make it spongey

[mystic fossil]

the hathaway one?

[gloomy tartan]

No there making a new one

A American one

[mystic fossil]

??? name

[gloomy tartan]

Sydney sweeny is in it

[patent grove]

Gundam Hathaway is goated, can't wait for part 2

[gloomy tartan]

Idk the name yet

[marsh iris]

[gloomy tartan]

They just announced some of the cast

Look it up

[mystic fossil]

fax the animation is fucking insane

[gloomy tartan]

Sydney sweeny is in the new gundam movie

It’s going to be an American movie

[mystic fossil]

fuh nah all the budget is gone

[vagrant burrow]

Update when?

[gloomy tartan]

They have a big ass cast

I didn’t expect a American gundam movie but we’re getting it

[mystic fossil]

if it ain't a traumatised japanese high schooler piloting the mecha they are getting fucking cooked

[patent grove]

Get in the gundam, sweeny

[gloomy tartan]

It’s LIVE ACTION

HOLY SHIT

and it’s Netflix

[mystic fossil]

PACK IT UPPPP

BUNSSSS

I WILL HATE, THEN WATCH IT, THEN HATE SOME MOREEE

[gloomy tartan]

Production is officially underway on Netflix’s live-action Gundam movie, directed by Jordan Vogt-Roberts and starring Sydney Sweeney and Noah Centineo. Developed with Legendary Pictures, this new film focuses on a war between Earth and its space colonies.

[mystic fossil]

starring sydney sweeny?

we are so fucked

[gloomy tartan]

And legendary is developing it too

Holy shit

[vagrant burrow]

Makes sense that Sydney Sweeny wants to get in as much things as possible since she knows her career is over once the trump admin is gone

[mystic fossil]

but incredibles 3

[gloomy tartan]

It’s funny seeing Try to guess what character she will be

I’m guessing she’ll be a Zeon character

[mystic fossil]

wait rlly why? there's always another gooner to simp for her

[marsh iris]

she's the robot duh

[gloomy tartan]

Actually wait

It’s staring her

[mystic fossil]

yall hyped for the noir spider-man

[gloomy tartan]

Whatever side she’s on will be the side that’s the main guys

If she’s Zeon that means zeon will win

[vagrant burrow]

No I don't care about Spider-Man. I only care about X-Men when it comes to Marvel

Give me Emma Frost in X-Men 97 season 2, and the MCU

[gloomy tartan]

I mean it seems neat but I’m not expecting the best movie ever or anything

[mystic fossil]

series i think

[gloomy tartan]

Just going into it hopeful it will lean into its aesthetic

[vagrant burrow]

Its gonna look like Sin City I bet

[gloomy tartan]

He has organic webs

Like so far it looks good

[vagrant burrow]

I just looked up Spider-Man noir show and it DOES look exactly like Sin City nice

[patent grove]

I'm waiting for season 2 of 3 body problem

[gloomy tartan]

Oh hey The film is a collaboration between Netflix, Legendary Pictures, and Bandai Namco Filmworks.

I like Bandai Namco stuff usually

Dang

And legendary does the Godzilla movies

[mystic fossil]

noah centineo are we dead fucking ass

[woven sigil]

My old man told me I should watch that, maybe I'll pop round an watch it with him when it comes about

[gloomy tartan]

I think it’s funny I’m seeing mortal kombat and street fighter movie trailers at the same time

Like the movies are fighting like the games

The rivalry lives lol

[mystic fossil]

genuinely slime out this fucking live action gundam cast

[vagrant burrow]

I didn't know the Spider-Noir trailer was released yesteday. Watching it now

[patent grove]

Which one did he recommend, netflix or tencent?

[gloomy tartan]

Sydney being in the movie was leaked

They was going to surprise us with a trailer I guess at some point

[woven sigil]

Moren likely the Netflix one, idk that he even knows what Tencent even is

[mystic fossil]

just drop hathaway so WEEE can goon to gigi already

[gloomy tartan]

Ann Hathaway cat woman

Her final form

[vagrant burrow]

Just watched the trailer its cool that they're doing both color and black and white versions

[mystic fossil]

y'know what just drop a 5th ip man movie with donnie yen

that'll revive theatres

[gloomy tartan]

Wish we could do Barbie Oppenheimer 2

That was a funny thing

That just being a combo

People seeing those two back to back for some reason

[mystic fossil]

are we gonna be watching the ryan gosling star wars

[marsh iris]

"Now I am become plastic, the barbie of worlds"
-Barbieheimer

[mystic fossil]

oppenheimer was insane ngl

[gloomy tartan]

What could be the next combo of that?

Like two movie that are nothing alike but you want to see back to back

Bring theaters some money

[mystic fossil]

street fighter and mortal kombat

street kombat

[gloomy tartan]

I mean yeah

But that’s like similar movies

I am so seeing both of them tho

[twin flower]

pacific rim and gozilla movies

[mystic fossil]

street kombat vs mortal fighter who wins???

[gloomy tartan]

Street fighter is more silly I excited

Mortal kombat is silly but try’s to be edgy

In the movies atleast I mean

[mystic fossil]

haven't released a new movie in more than 10 years gng it is NOT coming back

[gloomy tartan]

Mk 1 tried to be edgy and funny

The movie

[twin flower]

they dont have to

[gloomy tartan]

Like the Snyder verse or somethin

You know what I’m excited for

The new Godzilla universe

For Godzilla minus 1

[marsh iris]

cant recall when the last time i actually walked into a movie theater

[gloomy tartan]

Toho announced they planning it

[mystic fossil]

any john constantine media would be crazy for me tho, like keanu coming back would be nice or a series with a whole new cast, shame dc does not have the hype unless it's for batman

[gloomy tartan]

Avengers endgame ?

Iron man 1?

[mystic fossil]

they relaunching endgame

[marsh iris]

[mystic fossil]

new ending

[surreal onyx]

I mean… that clayface teaser was on point.

[marsh iris]

probably

[gloomy tartan]

Some people never saw shrek

And they disgust me

[surreal onyx]

I actually don’t know anyone who hasn’t seen it.

[gloomy tartan]

Imagine someone who hasn’t seen shrek

[mystic fossil]

also can we kill off tom holland spider man

[gloomy tartan]

No

[mystic fossil]

idk i just don't like it

[gloomy tartan]

He will age

And become old Spider-Man

[surreal onyx]

Yeah, I think it’s time.

[gloomy tartan]

Then we will get a new young Spider-Man

[mystic fossil]

took him like 60 fucking movies for developement

[gloomy tartan]

It’s his destiny

[surreal onyx]

Bring back Toby and all is forgiven.

[mystic fossil]

garfield the goat

[marsh iris]

watching matrix when i was like 10 years old still blew my mind

[surreal onyx]

Yeah, he was good too.

[mystic fossil]

garfield's spider man feels the most grounded and the visuals seem more gritty and realistic so i like it more

[surreal onyx]

Well, Garfield starred alongside Michael Keaton. With that kind of talent, you can’t lose.

[mystic fossil]

like if toby had the vfx of the later years yeah i'm all for it but for me it just seems too cartoonish and that's just because of the time

make a second pulp fiction

[trail bramble]

Sam Raimi directing a cartoony movie? God forbid

[surreal onyx]

There’s really not a need for a second one.

[mystic fossil]

ik, just for ghits and shiggles

[surreal onyx]

The new Evil dead seems promising

[mystic fossil]

but everything beautiful must end so it's nice in a way

[gloomy tartan]

IIBTPUIYGTOM?

[twin flower]

whats it called again?

[surreal onyx]

Evil Dead Burn

[mystic fossil]

they should def make a movie on italian brainrots

minecraft movie level theater destruction

[marsh iris]

emoji movie

[brave hull]

3 smykers in a row, guess that's darktide for the month

[mystic fossil]

event?

[brave hull]

god forbid you actually learn how to fight ragers

[surreal onyx]

I think people are chomping at the bit for a new class and significant update.

[mystic fossil]

fr, use flame staff

[brave hull]

i would unironically rather

[mystic fossil]

it's prolly admech, and since it is admech i think we get more weapons, and maybe attachments?? and then they do away with the mks system

[brave hull]

at least things move when they're on fire

[mystic fossil]

i hope its votann tho

GIVE ME A DWARF IN POWER ARMOUR FS

[surreal onyx]

Would be interesting to see. Sadly, there’ll only be one set of cosmetic in the store for it.

[brave hull]

fatshark has impied that they will likely never do another character with a significant variation on hight in darktide

[mystic fossil]

and i will acquire the moebian steel faster than anyone alive

[mystic fossil]

ik ik, ppl have said, but like...

it would be cool

[brave hull]

it would be cool if they did a40k deeprock ripoff for their next game

[surreal onyx]

That’s probably my favorite charm. The Moebian Steel Skull.

[fallen tree]

we need an arma-esque 40k game

[twin flower]

hell id play that

[brave hull]

going diving for resources and tek to stabalize your ai god

[mystic fossil]

based on armageddon

with yarrick

[formal mortar]

Think I should stick with my hs for the event and finish my psyker penances later

[mystic fossil]

yeah the rpg and chem nades put in work

[twin flower]

ive only seen people play arma but in a 40k setting ?

sign me up

[mystic fossil]

won't happen

too much detail

[formal mortar]

Straight up is just mostly my entering rage mode and 1 to 2 tapping enemies

[surreal onyx]

I feel like Total War is gonna have the market cornered for awhile.

[twin flower]

real

[formal mortar]

And saving rpg for crusher hordes

[mystic fossil]

gonna need a nasa pc for the 80000000000 las shots being fired

darktide can barely run with 4 ppl

you think you can fit 50-100?

[surreal onyx]

Yeah… total war 40k is gonna be great.

[twin flower]

this is how i imagine total war 40k will be tho with the militarum faction

[mystic fossil]

when the great game hasn't moved at all and somehow the imperium hasn't changed a single thing in 50k

[surreal onyx]

Nah. In 50k the emperor returns.

[brave hull]

the most annoying thing on the face of the earth is the fact that people think this is a lot when planetside and planetside 2 were running like 10x these numbers back in the day

[surreal onyx]

Seriously, I’m just waiting on GW to drop that bomb on us.

[twin flower]

pretty sure a lot of peeps are looking forward to the TW 40k

[surreal onyx]

They’ll probably save it for when their stocks hit all time lows.

[brave hull]

"they have erased our culture and sold it back to us piecemeal" -planetside gamers

[twin flower]

god i hope not

we might even wait a bit longer if we wanna see other factions being added in as DLCs

[mystic fossil]

yes but graphics have exponentially increased

and any graphics level less than darktide will not be taken too well, unless it's like bolt gun

[twin flower]

it doesnt have to look mega graphical imo

[brave hull]

planetside 2 was not a bad looking game and honestly most gamers worth considering would take 1000+players on a map over "THE FISH SWIM AWAY" levels of "realisim"

[twin flower]

i dont think studios make games their customers cant run either

[mystic fossil]

imo most of the 40k community would be pretty pissed if graphics weren't great

[twin flower]

ehh, they can go fuck themselves lmao

[brave hull]

this seems like projection

most 40k games are mid tier at bets in terms of graphics.

[formal mortar]

dawn of war 1 has the best graphics

[twin flower]

preach

[mystic fossil]

for me, graphics is a minor factor, but it's mainly gameplay, and games that have what i consider an unappealing style don't have an appealing gameplay loop to me either

[brave hull]

honestly most 40k people tend to care more about the graphics style and consistency of that style over pure fidelity.

they'll have a conniption if X logo is not on Y pauldron but that's a seperate problem

[marsh iris]

Dawn of Sim City

(im dropping buildings from orbit)

[whole bough]

SO RATLING IS REAL

[sly quest]

YES HOPEFULLY

[patent grove]

Dawn of Mr Roger's Neighborhood

[whole bough]

RATLING!!

[drowsy axle]

yo looking at the cosmetics why is the krieg's great coat tucked?

[brave hull]

honestly still surprised that we haven't seen a rising storm version of planetside

[mystic fossil]

lowk why doesn't cawl try to mix grey knight and custodes

[brave hull]

seems like a lot of effort for worse custodes?

[mystic fossil]

worse?

i mean aside from training they have the potential to be primarch level

unless im missing smth

[stuck wasp]

Cause they're very different technology

And Cawl never worked on the Custodes project (which afaik isn't overseen by the Admech)

[brave hull]

how would mixing grey knight geneseed or training improve custodes and conversely how would mixing custodes bioengineering or training with grey knights make them not prohibitively expensive. Both serve two different purposes for a reason.

[trail bramble]

If custodes were psykers Big E would eat them whenever he got peckish

[mystic fossil]

but we could see the most mary sue character ever

[brave hull]

you mean the god emperor?

[mystic fossil]

genuinely just send like, a harlequin, kaldor drago, malum caedo, the sister that's from boltgun 2, and the tau from fire warrior to rescue isha from nurgle's garden and get her to heal the physical body of the emporer

gather every bs char just to have the most bs story line ever written to bring the emporer back in the most bs way

[delicate vapor]

May have overslept

[mystic fossil]

miss work?

[stuck wasp]

Why would a Harlequin and Kai want to do that.
And the Chaos Gods would unite to oppose it.

Such a big change would be somewhat like the move from Battle Fantasy to AoS.

[mystic fossil]

i mean kai prolly wouldn't but cegorach could just force a harlequin or smth, and it's also a eldar god they would get back if they could rescue her

[stuck wasp]

Why would Cegorach want that though 🤷
The Emperor is such a big threat to the Eldar too

[mystic fossil]

also why would chaos gods band together?? it would just make nurgle weaker, i mean slaanesh ig but khorne don't seem like the guy to care

[stuck wasp]

Cause they've done that before

[brave hull]

so there was this guy named Horus....

[stuck wasp]

The Chaos Gods will at time band together when they see a deadlock with their game.

[mystic fossil]

his last name was..... heresy if i remember?

[stuck wasp]

Having another Chaos God isn't great, but having a non-player win is just straight bad.

[mystic fossil]

ik this

[brave hull]

guarantee they bring emp back as a chaos god fuled by faith or some shit

[stuck wasp]

And the Great Chaos Gods are currently trying to see if Encroaching Ruin will win the Emperor or not (Spoiler, it will)

[mystic fossil]

encroaching ruin?

[stuck wasp]

One of the Chaos Domain (there are 8-9)

[mystic fossil]

o

[stuck wasp]

Each Chaos Domain invade reality and pick a champion to coalesces into a Chaos God

[brave hull]

it would be unironically hilarious if they bring back the big horned rat and super advanced warpstone skaven and do endtimes 2 electric boogaloo

[mystic fossil]

SKAVEN IN 40KKKK

no fucking way

[brave hull]

it will never happen

[mystic fossil]

skaven are the ghoul stars

[stuck wasp]

That's the Imperium

[brave hull]

but having the skaven win 2 universal wars would be fucking hilarious

[delicate vapor]

[brave hull]

although "win" is kinda a stretch

[stuck wasp]

The Aetheric Domain in theory exist (while we don't know for certain which it is for the GHR), but it's not certain that it would end up the same/similar

[stuck wasp]

The GHR in AoS is roughly to the level of the other Chaos Gods, it's 100% a GHR win

[brave hull]

-skaven return from the rift
-they ally with the necrons who successfully use them to regain their bodys through intense and highly unethical experimentation
-the new faction of schitso necronrats win
-Welcome to warhammer 50k

[mystic fossil]

and then the tau and tyranids bond over the fact that both their names start with T so they merge and become a big faction

and then the eldar through yvraine realize that human dih is good so they merge with humanity

[stuck wasp]

Necron would give one look at the Skaven and consider them the same way they do the Admech.
Dirty, radiation riddled, thieving critters.

[brave hull]

sounds exactly like how they started

seems perfect

[pure quail]

Need

[formal mortar]

Do you pronounce it Socrates or Socrates?

[stuck wasp]

That's fair, the Old Ones really didn't like the Necron and saw them the same way

[pure quail]

Sockrates

[marsh iris]

the ancient frogs

[formal mortar]

Didn't even think of the 3rd option

[brave hull]

Suckrats

[stuck wasp]

Sock-Rat

[formal mortar]

Next time I get to put in 3 options, thanks

[marsh iris]

suckradeez

[pure quail]

Nuts

[marsh iris]

[surreal onyx]

Genuinely a good question. How have the skaven not made it to the 40k universe with all their cunning and resourcefulness? Makes no sense.

[formal mortar]

Ogryn eat them

[brave hull]

too busy loosing bloodbowl

[sly quest]

They created the 40K universe

[delicate vapor]

[surreal onyx]

Pretty sure the skaven have big ol’ Ogryn-sized rats.

[formal mortar]

One of the shirts you unlock for ogryn has skaven hanging on it for snacks for later

[brave hull]

you'll never believe what they're called

[surreal onyx]

I don’t believe you.

[formal mortar]

idc

[surreal onyx]

[pure quail]

They exist out there somewhere on some lonely planet just waiting for GW stocks to dip so they can get discovered by some explorers and be brought into the setting

[surreal onyx]

[surreal onyx]

Haha! You’re probably not wrong.

[marsh rampart]

They're always busy fighting each other as clans, slightly like Orks

[pure quail]

Fatsharks next game will be a combined dark and vermin tide

[brave hull]

they'll call it "DARK-TIDE"

[pure quail]

I petition to change the genre name to Vermindark and then we can have Vermdark Tide

Basically we need more rats is what I'm saying

[shut cove]

darkmintide

[pure quail]

That works

[shut cove]

itd be cool tho

[pure quail]

Yes that's what I'm saying

[brave hull]

a new spacehulk game withthe votan would go real hard

[pure quail]

No, skaven

We need more skaven, people

Always the skaven

[marsh iris]

there was a space skaven art i saw it was pretty cool

[pure quail]

Ohhhh

Noice

[surreal onyx]

I sincerely doubt there’s a lack of warpstone out there in the 40k universe. Where there’s warpstone, there’s skaven.

Pretty sure their society runs on the stuff if memory serves.

[pure quail]

Someone's gotta take one for the team and sniff the warpstone

[feral vessel]

GOOD MORNING HIVE TERTIUM

[pure quail]

And if not the Skaven then who?

[marsh iris]

draigo ate all the warp dust 😔

[feral vessel]

HAVE YOU EVER EATEN

A TANGERINE

[surreal onyx]

I’ll sprinkle some on my pizza.

[pure quail]

Cheesed to meet you

[pure quail]

That would be good I think

[feral vessel]

FUCK

[surreal onyx]

Definitely. A much-needed spice.

[rocky radish]

I wouldn't mind a warp wrap

[pure quail]

A warpstone kebab with extra warpstone dust and warpsauce please

[feral vessel]

warpstone kebab sounds even less healthy than kebab usually

which is honestly an achievement.

[pure quail]

I bet it would add a nice taste sprinkling it into your pasta water

[pure quail]

Achievements is what I'm best at

I only miss like 7 achievements in Darktide

Most of which are just because I haven't yet played Veteran

[rocky radish]

Not interested in the veteran playstyle?

[stuck wasp]

Tbf, the Warpstone is cause by the Winds of Magic improperly mixing after being separated by the Polar Gates.
40k doesn't have such a Gate that filter the Warp in the same manner, so any "Warpstone" would have to be made artificially

[pure quail]

Then we just have to build one

To get the Skaven into 40k they need warpstone to snort

So if the warpstone isn't naturally available we will have to improvise

Anyone know if cocaine has the same effect on them

[jaunty path]

well

they can bullshit it like the tau does

and the necrons

[woven sigil]

Isnt Tzeench all about funny coloured warp crystals tho?

[pure quail]

Bullshitting it is what the Skaven do best

[jaunty path]

[stuck wasp]

Not really any green ones

[pure quail]

Also think about it

Warpstone really is just crystalised cocaine

[woven sigil]

Rats could be colourblind, so it may not matter

[pure quail]

It makes rats go brrr

And since cocaine is usually a poweder I'm sure that a high enough concentration would be an explosive risk

That's all you need for a warpstone substitute

[surreal onyx]

[brave hull]

warpstone is uranium and the skaven just have really good metabolisms to take advantage of the calorie count.

[pure quail]

Yumnby

[brave hull]

(it tastes like bubblegum)

[woven sigil]

Quite often contains hydrocarbons in some capacity, wouldnt be shocked if it has a moderate risk to it

[woven sigil]

Isnt that actually like a verifyable thing in regards to Uranium?

[brave hull]

i think so

[woven sigil]

Not sure how exactly they worked out it tastes nice, but some mad cunt decided to eat some at somepoint

[pure quail]

So that's another possibility for GW to bring the Skaven into 40k whenever their stocks drop

[jaunty path]

they could smoke it

[pure quail]

Just say someone was experimenting by forcefeeding rats copious amounts of cocaine

Then boom

Skaven

[lilac crag]

is missus a skaven

[delicate vapor]

o deer

[pure quail]

Can you smoke it?

[jaunty path]

[woven sigil]

Ive seen some pictures and clips of some BEEEG rats over the years, Im pretty sure they already exist and we'e just waiting for the uprising

[surreal onyx]

Surely someone has tried.

[brave hull]

"Galen Winsor reportedly preformed the stunt in 77 different lectures over a 2 year period"- in refrence to eating uranium

[pure quail]

I, for one, welcome our new funni rat overlords

[woven sigil]

Fucking wild

[woven sigil]

I'll take the rats over the chatbots any day of the week tbh

[pure quail]

Me when someone says there are Skaven in that plastic box

[pure quail]

Skatgpt

No

I wrote that faster than i could think

Do not

[surreal onyx]

Hey, Skaven stuff sells for a pretty penny. It’s highly sought after in the Warhammer community.

[delicate vapor]

yabi..

[lilac crag]

im omw to my local gym

[pure quail]

Skaven has wares if you has coin?

[surreal onyx]

I sold a set of Skaven warpstone dice for nearly $50 a while back.

[lilac crag]

and there's reasonably forest-y zone I take to it

but it's full of dogs

and I just passed by dead cattle! so awesome

[woven sigil]

Aye, you really thought that one through, nothing dodgy could come of typing that into google...

[pure quail]

Tell the dogs you're too cool at the gym and they won't bother you

[lilac crag]

dogs are ok

[woven sigil]

Dye like dags?

[lilac crag]

I mean like they're scary but I never had issues with them

it's more so the smell of this sadly dead cow everytime I pass through here

doesn't waste management have to pick dead animals up

[pure quail]

Pet the dogs for me plz

[jaunty path]

jeez

[pure quail]

Free burgers

[lilac crag]

better yet what kind of farmer let's a cow out into a generally dog populated forest

[marsh iris]

bogah

[lilac crag]

nuhuh

[pure quail]

Burghar

[pure quail]

Oh ok :(

[jaunty path]

how did humanity survive without chatgbt

[lilac crag]

grok is this true

[jaunty path]

I can't even remember my own name without chatgbt!

[pure quail]

Chatting with great britain seems like a punishment

[jaunty path]

i keep getting that one letter wrong

[delicate vapor]

[delicate vapor]

my little cousins fighting it over a piece of chicken