general-chat

[ebon bay]

I haven't done are they that mid?

[jaunty path]

I find them mid personally

youll like it prolly

[simple cliff]

They're fun but they can drag on and the objective phrases suck.

[dire kayak]

mideditions
midis trials
battle for midium
road to no mid's land

[jaunty path]

midic

[ebon bay]

Why would I like it though?

[simple cliff]

Also sometimes Sefoni just decides to throw a ungodly combo at you like poxbursters+netters+mutants in mass or some bs.

[jaunty path]

it has broken upgrades you can get

[patent grove]

@dire kayak midian??

[ebon bay]

Is this because I said I like smite?

[jaunty path]

wha

[fair bridge]

ay the fuckin tv's on

[jaunty path]

no I just think youll probably have fun

[fair bridge]

shhhhhhh

my show is coming on

[dire kayak]

BARKBARKBARKBAKSBAROWOOFFOFOFJNAMWNBABARKBARKBARKBARKMEOWGRRRRRRRRGRRRRRRRHHGGGGGHGGHGRRRRRRRR

[jaunty path]

arent you also kind of new to the game

aaaa

I need ice cream

[fair bridge]

@jaunty path take the dog outside

the mr beast show is on

[ebon bay]

No I just haven't played in a while

[fair bridge]

i'm listening and learning

[patent grove]

@fair bridge banned

[ebon bay]

Also I should get ice cream

[fair bridge]

if you can shave a cucumber you can shave a wrench

[graceful hamlet]

I love when I get stuck on a piece of terrain and get dogged, but it’s no big deal because my team can peak around the corner and free me easily… oh wait they didn’t

Technically the psyker doesn’t even have to look around the corner either

[patent grove]

Metro or dark tide

[fair bridge]

which metro

[patent grove]

Exodus

The GOAT!

[ebon bay]

The worst one

[fair bridge]

metrus exus

[twin dirge]

I'm

[fair bridge]

read metro 2035

[twin dirge]

Kinda tempted to play the new one

[patent grove]

You watch that dirty mouth

[dire kayak]

i tried to play the VR metro game but shit myself 3 hours in

[twin dirge]

Mfw I have max corro resistance on my relics so the dog has to sit on me for like 5 minutes straight and I still die to it

[gloomy tartan]

I put the new flak armor on the jeans
I trap until the bloody bottoms is underneath
'Cause all my Cadians got it out the streets
I keep a hundred racks inside my jeans
I remember hittin' the Cadian Gate with the whole team
Now a Cadian can't answer calls 'cause I'm ballin'
I was wakin' up gettin' racks in the mornin'
I was broke, now I'm rich, these heretics salty

[simple cliff]

Balls

[fair bridge]

what the fuck is a tonsil stone

[patent grove]

I haven't even finished reading 2033

[fair bridge]

get on it

[gloomy tartan]

Like a kidney stone?

[simple cliff]

🎾 🐔🥎

[gloomy tartan]

But in your tonsils?

[simple cliff]

I have put cock and balls in chat.

[patent grove]

Nonono

[fair bridge]

<@&735928989146939404>

[ebon bay]

Theyre making a new Metro

[twin dirge]

WOAH YOU DIRTY DOG

[shut cove]

stone in ur mouth that causes bad breath

[twin dirge]

[shut cove]

sometimes u can cough it out given enough time

[patent grove]

Don't even google that

[gloomy tartan]

No you put ball cock ball

[fair bridge]

two ouppies on banner

[patent grove]

Yeah but no Artyom 🙁

[gloomy tartan]

So some fucking curse

[shut cove]

3!!

one just isnt visible lol

[shut cove]

ya.

[twin dirge]

Guys, should I do my job or keep procrastinating

[fair bridge]

3 ouppiesm on banner

[shut cove]

brush ur teeth kids

[ebon bay]

Oh no, the guy that doesn't talk is ded

[twin dirge]

I smoke I have to brush my teeth

[patent grove]

He's still alive

[twin dirge]

Rather not have blackened fangs

[shut cove]

eww... smoker....

[twin dirge]

We all have vices we aren't proud of

I'm trying to quit

[ebon bay]

Smoking is sexy....kind of

[fair bridge]

my vice is rolling my car over

[shut cove]

true ..

i cant smke cus i have asthma

if i smoke i die

[ebon bay]

I mean not if you chainsmoke three packs a day

[patent grove]

Edibles

[twin dirge]

Good thing I don't partake in cigarettes

[shut cove]

illegal in my country..,.,

idk where to get em

[twin dirge]

Make em

[fair bridge]

i know a guy who knows a guy

[marsh iris]

i have a job

[fair bridge]

his name jeff

[twin dirge]

I know how to make edibles

[shut cove]

i live in asia

[patent grove]

Sorry 😭

[shut cove]

its so lamee

[patent grove]

It's legal in Thailand

[marsh iris]

[twin dirge]

It's illegal here in my state

You just gotta know a guy

[ebon bay]

Oh yeah those countries are horrible when it comes to drugs

[dire kayak]

meow

[marsh iris]

i know a guy

[ebon bay]

Dont they kill drug addicts in the Phillipines?

[fiery wave]

Max hp max corruption resist and beacon.

[twin dirge]

I know at least 6 guys

Gotta have backups for when the top guy goes to jail again

[marsh iris]

well my guy doesnt have any trade or use, so i dont really call him

[twin dirge]

Mood

My guy only sells to me cuz he lives a 5 minute walk down the road

[ebon bay]

I'll turn you all in for the reward money

[shut cove]

wruff

[shut cove]

can we share

[ebon bay]

Yea sure

[fiery wave]

They do it here as well. 500gm is enough to get on death row.

[tired steeple]

Hello

[fiery wave]

Weed btw.

[tired steeple]

This makes the fifth one I think btw

[ebon bay]

Absolute insanity

[tired steeple]

This is a great gif

[patent grove]

@fiery wave your country would kill me

[fiery wave]

Tourists just get sent back home if they have traces of it after a test if you fail to pass.

[ebon bay]

I imagine the people there see it as moral, but its really a cruel punishment

[fiery wave]

If you come from a place where's it's legal.

[visual vortex]

Ill go visit with 700gm to be sure

[fair bridge]

jeff

[astral basin]

Aaaaa

[marsh iris]

you cant have weed in your bloodstream, will be sent back. they scared the dealers will extract it out from you via juicing

[visual vortex]

What if i naturally have weed in my bloodstream

[dire kayak]

i think im dumb what does gm mean

[fair bridge]

good morning!!!!

[marsh iris]

perma banned 😔

[shut cove]

typo

she means mg

[dire kayak]

oh

[visual vortex]

Damn 😭

[patent grove]

You beat me to it

[dire kayak]

silly

[patent grove]

Grams

[ebon bay]

Sorry about that

[visual vortex]

Milligrams

[astral basin]

Factory jobs tend to still test and fire over weed positives, even if its legal in state

[marsh iris]

the death sentence here is hanging iirc

[fiery wave]

Grams.

[marsh iris]

none of that lethal injection

[visual vortex]

Death sentence here is nothing

[patent grove]

500grams is a little over a pound

[visual vortex]

Because we dont have desth row i rhink

[dire kayak]

im addicted to my eviscerator's boss damage

[marsh iris]

consumption is lighter sentence than trafficking

[fiery wave]

No, is 500 grams or more for the death penalty.

[whole bough]

+20 damage or brittleness

[visual vortex]

Makes sense

[ebon bay]

Well they should honestly? You shouldn't be operating machinery when high

[whole bough]

i feel like the damage might be more useful overall

[marsh iris]

so if you get caught trafficking, better eat all your drugs

[visual vortex]

Some poor sod did that and overdosed

[marsh iris]

all 50 kilos

[whole bough]

you could do weed once during the weekend and it still in ur pee during the week

[visual vortex]

Skyrim cheese wheels

[patent grove]

@fiery wave do you think other asian countries will follow thailand markets?

[dire kayak]

if the stupid burger from tadc existed irl id be addicted to it

[fair bridge]

u mean stupid sauce

[fiery wave]

Not really. Thailand has always been the loosest of ASEAN countries.

[visual vortex]

What are they doing in thailand

[fair bridge]

gimme some stupid sauce

[jaunty path]

stupid sauce sounds goated

[patent grove]

Legalized cannabis, opened recreational dispensaries

[visual vortex]

LMAO

i didnt expect that

[regal jasper]

im so tired rn

[marsh iris]

weed vending machine?

[visual vortex]

Yeah

[jaunty path]

waiting for imperialist flora aliens to be real and invade the planet of earth

pls.

[visual vortex]

Like how japan has the used panties vending machine

[patent grove]

Yeah, few years ago i think

[ebon bay]

Why

[marsh iris]

japan have vending machine for everything

[jaunty path]

im depressed and tired.

[visual vortex]

Fast food for walking

[whole bough]

and its edible food

[fiery wave]

Problem is, buying bubble tea risks laced ones.

[whole bough]

compared to america "edible"

[ebon bay]

Ohhhkay?

[regal jasper]

where?

[visual vortex]

Cute

Anything's edible

Just gotta think about it

[marsh iris]

its good tbh, i like the sandwich toast vending machine we had though limited areas (like hospitals)

[ebon bay]

It'll be fine. It'll pass

[jaunty path]

it will

yeah.

[visual vortex]

That quitter ass baby mindset ddint stop me from downing nails or eating spiders

[marsh iris]

lol were talking about thailand

[fiery wave]

Pretty sure at some places, it's safer to just eat Asian dog food. >_>

[visual vortex]

Dog food

🤤

[patent grove]

I heard the same about the mushroom drinks too

[regal jasper]

I need to go there so, im so tired of my existing, a need something cool to do rn

or I gonna explode myself in a million pieces

[twin dirge]

fuck

That's real

[tacit patrol]

anyone down to do carnak twins hard version?

[fiery wave]

Yep. Some shops sell laced and normal. You hope they don't accidentally mix.

[twin dirge]

I need to do something

[visual vortex]

Hi aki

[twin dirge]

Hello friend

[visual vortex]

Doesnt that just make it more fun

[regal jasper]

Yee

[visual vortex]

Who knows

Maybe you'll get high

[fair bridge]

youre a fuckin weezo!!!!! you and your stupid gf!!!!! btoh a buncha weezos!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[ebon bay]

Carnak TWINS? Ahhhhh yeeeah

[marsh iris]

weezo discourse

[regal jasper]

we all are weezos!!!!!!

[obsidian wren]

Weezer

Carl weezer

[marsh iris]

weewee

[patent grove]

Tf is a weezo

[obsidian wren]

Aw jimmy..

[visual vortex]

Carl weezer bee movie script

[dire kayak]

oouughhh

[visual vortex]

I dont feel so good AUGHHH 🗣️

[obsidian wren]

Awwww jimmy's mom..

[ebon bay]

Jimmy im weezing

[visual vortex]

Jimmy it's me

[ebon bay]

Carl weezing

[obsidian wren]

Im weezing it jimmy

[visual vortex]

Sheen

[modest flume]

Slap slap slap

[obsidian wren]

Im weezing it

[marsh iris]

idk weezo but sounds like slur like nerd

[modest flume]

Clap clap clap

[fiery wave]

You know it's risky if I'm going back home to Singapore after, right?

[visual vortex]

Epic minigame

Hide your high ass from the police after eating laced food

[ebon bay]

The Philippines is where that one criminal prankster got arrested

[visual vortex]

Just like schedule 1

[dire kayak]

oh jiminy crickets

[fiery wave]

It's 10 years++ if found with it in you. Oh and $20000 and caning.

[marsh iris]

i heard the airports increase urine tests for those flight coming from amsterdam

[visual vortex]

What's going on in amsterdam tf

[marsh iris]

ez quota

[visual vortex]

It might be dammed

[arctic escarp]

weed

[marsh iris]

drugland

[visual vortex]

Wtf

[marsh iris]

cocain

[obsidian wren]

The doctors must be thirsty

[visual vortex]

How many druglands exist

[regal jasper]

why general discussions always turn to slop things?

[ebon bay]

I thought the point of caning was to do that instead of prison?

[modest flume]

Looks like they can't handle the Neutron Style

[visual vortex]

No this is insightful

[patent grove]

Amsterdam is one of the OGs

[regal jasper]

Idk, the world is a drugland

[dire kayak]

1 more event mission

[modest flume]

Just got home and gotta get up in 6 hours fml

[arctic escarp]

ig cartel controled lands?

[obsidian wren]

Hell

[visual vortex]

Next time get a board that can handle the neutron style

[keen moon]

anyone else getting a ton of matches with more experienced players backseating the fuck out of noobs? giving unasked advice, getting short with them just learning the basics & not letting them feel out the game naturally the same way they did?

[visual vortex]

Ahit easy

[regal jasper]

Damn

[fair bridge]

you can just fuckin blow those cunts off a ledge with a barrel

[visual vortex]

Go to sleep

[fair bridge]

it's easy

[ebon bay]

The people I match with randomly never talk

[visual vortex]

You dont want them to talk

[modest flume]

I ain't sleeping in my boots man

[visual vortex]

Trust me

[obsidian wren]

I mean half the shit a pro player says you should listen to, because you dont get told by the game

[marsh iris]

the people who talks usually starts with a big burp

[visual vortex]

That monkey paw will curl

[fiery wave]

No, it's on top of it.

[regal jasper]

I need go to sleep, but I dont even have the strength for that

[visual vortex]

And a dhitty mic

[obsidian wren]

Braaaaaap

[visual vortex]

And every tome they die they go

"That's bullshit" or "COME ON" in a very southern voice

[modest flume]

We can go to sleep tog- wait hold on

[ebon bay]

Aren't the prisons even worse than America over there?

[modest flume]

[keen moon]

is it better to be told that in a condscending manner just because your on the opposite end of the learning curve though?

[regal jasper]

No.

Just NO.

NOO

[keen moon]

few level 700s pissed me off recently

[fiery wave]

If they queue diffs higher than malice, can happen. You are expected to know basics by the time you join heresy.

[visual vortex]

Darktide

[fair bridge]

kill all players

[modest flume]

Just ignore em tbh

[fair bridge]

kill all players

[visual vortex]

Home of backseaters

And ragequiters

[obsidian wren]

Would you rather be hardstuck on damnation at best or learn hidden mechanics that matter so youre good at higher difficulties

[visual vortex]

Stuck on damnation

[modest flume]

With the effort they put into backseat driving, they can be playing

[visual vortex]

If i am stuck on damnation that's where i belong

[modest flume]

and winning

[regal jasper]

well

[patent grove]

I like my heresy

[visual vortex]

Only babies take advice

Lock in

[astral basin]

Remember, cannibalism falls under veganism
So long as your food signs a binding contract saying they wish to be eaten, they can be eaten by vegans

[fiery wave]

Think 2 ppl sharing sleeping on planks or concrete floor. Unless is R related, then solo plank/concrete.

[regal jasper]

Ill sleep, probably. I will try.

[obsidian wren]

I mean i give tips every now and then, but i win regardless- havoc was my playground for a while until i decided not to torture myself by carrying a smyker on 40s

[crystal osprey]

hi

[modest flume]

Good luck

[crystal osprey]

im sad again

[visual vortex]

Sweet dreams

[ebon bay]

Wowww

[patent grove]

gn

[crystal osprey]

i wasnt sad but then i remembered i was sad

[crystal osprey]

good night

[visual vortex]

Lock in

[dire kayak]

i was gonna shitpost but it took me 7 attempts to spell circle right im gonna kms

[marsh iris]

👋 🐺

[crystal osprey]

can i send u something explosive

[modest flume]

Look at this

[dire kayak]

thats so real

[crystal osprey]

do crabs dance

[visual vortex]

Jumping spiders do

The American woodcock does

It dances every step

[crystal osprey]

jumping spiders r aweesome

[graceful hamlet]

Jumping spiders are cute

[ebon bay]

Kroot companion in the Rogue Trader sequel

[obsidian wren]

I need shock maul skins to appear in vestures

Saved 700 just for it

[fiery wave]

Is a way to push ppl not to do crime or you spend years there.

[modest flume]

Now look at this

[ebon bay]

Also ogryn companion

[patent grove]

Facts

[dire kayak]

jumping spiders are scawy

[fiery wave]

Kyoote indeed.

[patent grove]

More facts

[shut cove]

ooh

im stupid

[whole bough]

spiders are all kinda cute

if u take time to look at them

[shut cove]

idk abt all ...

[whole bough]

goofy ass walk

[jaunty path]

oh shit

[patent grove]

They're very friendly and curious

[shut cove]

[whole bough]

jumping spiders are so based

they can remember faces and stuff

thjeyre literlly tiny cats

[ebon bay]

Wolf spiders are cuties

[obsidian wren]

Do i buy chainaxe skin or wait for shock maul skin

[crystal osprey]

I still think picking krak grenades is lame btw

[jaunty path]

chain axe isnt a good weapon

[modest flume]

[visual vortex]

Cats would be spiders

[dire kayak]

spiders are AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[jaunty path]

so do what u want ig

[obsidian wren]

Shredder supremacy, i have big boolet to deal with crusher

[visual vortex]

Because spiders are older than cats

[ebon bay]

It looks good tho

[jaunty path]

trve

[fiery wave]

Yeah, but those are extra kyoote.

[patent grove]

Yeah! I used to have one in my kitchen and every morning it would come out and watch me cook breakfast

[crystal osprey]

I have the funny power sword for kill crusher

[obsidian wren]

Power sword is meta slop

Be a man and use bolter or chainsword

[crystal osprey]

😾

[dire kayak]

hive scum should get a rusty nail as a weapon

[ebon bay]

The chain are is usually a heretic weapon tho so im surprised they're allowed to use it at all

[crystal osprey]

I liked the power sword before knowing it was meta

[simple cliff]

M e o w

[dire kayak]

always bet on eviscerator

[crystal osprey]

Also how is bolter even meant to be chad

[whole bough]

chain what

[visual vortex]

It just feels cool

[whole bough]

chainswords arent heretic waepons

[obsidian wren]

Bc its a bolter you chud

[visual vortex]

And has a nice sound

[fiery wave]

Curious about what you do as well.

[ebon bay]

Axe

[whole bough]

o

idk about chainaxe

[hazy kestrel]

Puncture and magdump bolter goes brrr

Simple as

[visual vortex]

It's

Fine

[crystal osprey]

Isn’t it widely considered to be pretty good

[twin dirge]

Heretically delicious

[visual vortex]

The boltgun?

[whole bough]

ive tried chainaxe and i dont really vibe with it

[visual vortex]

I guess

Idk

[marsh iris]

i love bolter

[dire kayak]

me after devouring captain wolfer:

[whole bough]

boltpistol or spearhead

spearhead is goated

[visual vortex]

Both are good

[whole bough]

boltpistol is meh to good

[ebon bay]

Bolsters evaporate everything

[whole bough]

depending on build

[obsidian wren]

Brittleness executioner vet with bolter on an armor horde with only headshots make me combust

[marsh iris]

pillow them to death

[whole bough]

spearhead is just a pocket boss destroyer

[dire kayak]

replace all ranged weapons with boltgun variants

[visual vortex]

Replace every weapon with the lasgun

[patent grove]

Give psykers bolter please

[visual vortex]

And the game is almost perfect

[ebon bay]

They have boltpistol

[obsidian wren]

Gun psykers dont need a another excuse to slurp ammo like crack through a straw, do NOT give psyker a boltgun

[fiery wave]

Stealth bomber BOOMIES.

[patent grove]

I meant what I said!

[visual vortex]

Also replace every class with veteran

[patent grove]

I'll be responsible i promise

[ebon bay]

We need a power armor class that can use the big bolter

[fiery wave]

They are all vets.

[visual vortex]

When ever i see a bomber

I just

[whole bough]

vraks psyker is funny

[visual vortex]

Get glazed over eyes

[obsidian wren]

Ogryn gorg heavy stubber with rending:

[visual vortex]

And cant help but go on all fours to them and beat them to death

[fiery wave]

Vets, zealous prayer nut vets, magic vets, BEEG vets, vets with dogs and stimm addicted vets.

[visual vortex]

Nah we need vet vet

And vet vet vet

[thick coyote]

Not even close to a bolter because ogryn ranged weapon actually sucks

[visual vortex]

Also vet vet vet vet could be cool

[thick coyote]

Fucking

Sub brauto performance

[visual vortex]

True

[thick coyote]

But don't worry

[crystal osprey]

Psyker only needs heavy laspistol

[thick coyote]

Fatshark knows what they are doing

[crystal osprey]

I think it’s crazy that a lot of ppl look down on the laspistol

It’s legit one of my favourite ranged weapons

w weapon

[visual vortex]

They dont

[crystal osprey]

top 1

[marsh iris]

give ogryn multi-laser

[crystal osprey]

sorry I exaggerated with “a lot”

[jaunty path]

las poopstool

[crystal osprey]

but I’ve seen ppl that are like

[ebon bay]

Give ogryn a melta

[crystal osprey]

blegh pistol !!!

[visual vortex]

Give ogryn an actually good fucking gun

[crystal osprey]

you have a poop stool

[obsidian wren]

Deadass i just saw a glimpse of the taxe's skin called 'saints fluke' and thought it said skin flute

[jaunty path]

prolly cuz its not as satisfying

[ebon bay]

A multi melta

[crystal osprey]

ogryn has a very good gun

the fucking explosive maul

[thick coyote]

Yeah
None

[visual vortex]

Compared to other classes?

None

[potent sage]

remove ogryn from the game

[visual vortex]

If you're playing ogryn

[potent sage]

useless class!!Q

[crystal osprey]

shit might as well be a gun

[ebon bay]

"Abelgard, force fatshark to do something good"

[obsidian wren]

L bait

[visual vortex]

Just play another class

[thick coyote]

Notice how it's not a gun

#noticing

[crystal osprey]

it’s a gun

it exploded

[visual vortex]

The best thing ogryn taught me

[crystal osprey]

what explode if not gun

Barrel = gun

[visual vortex]

Is that whatever you like about ogryn

[thick coyote]

See

[potent sage]

not even bait

[visual vortex]

Is immediately better for every other class

[thick coyote]

Not even your auto correct wants to call it a gun

Thats a sign

[ebon bay]

Are there female ogryns? Where do they come from?

[potent sage]

unequivocal trvth

[thick coyote]

Lmfao

[visual vortex]

Same place as other ogryns

Ogryn land

[crystal osprey]

Who else has an invincible shield that doesn’t take stamina

[visual vortex]

Uhhh

[ebon bay]

Arbites

[visual vortex]

Shout vet

Book zealot

Shield psyker

[obsidian wren]

Why did they make heavy sword so ass

[crystal osprey]

They can do that ?

[visual vortex]

Shield arbites

[astral basin]

When a mommy ogryn and a daddy ogryn love each other very much…

[thick coyote]

Hsword is not ass dawg

You tripping

Unless carapace

But that's a different story

[twin flower]

isnt it bad at cara

[thick coyote]

You know what is ass though

[obsidian wren]

Name one moment where it saves you from rager or mauler/crusher horde

[twin flower]

yeah

[ebon bay]

Its not literally invincible, but it costs so little stamina to block with it that it basically doesn't matter

[shut cove]

extremely so yes

[visual vortex]

Ogryn

[gloomy tartan]

Chimp con time

[crystal osprey]

ok what about an explosive melee

[thick coyote]

Rager? Easy 5 ragers killed in a single swing

[crystal osprey]

that also gets explosion buffs

[ebon bay]

Ok nvm

[visual vortex]

Zealot power crusher

[thick coyote]

Its maniac damage is pretty high

[visual vortex]

Zealot power hammer

[crystal osprey]

power crusher feels like it has worse aoe to me

[thick coyote]

*ogryn guns

[gloomy tartan]

Guys

[crystal osprey]

maybe it’s the elevation of playing ogryn

[visual vortex]

Still counts

[gloomy tartan]

What’s up with seals and bears

[rain idol]

Howdy gits how's it going

[visual vortex]

Hi

[crystal osprey]

But it’s worse imo

[gloomy tartan]

You guys know that seals and bears are related right ?

[twin flower]

Henlo

[thick coyote]

You club seals

[crystal osprey]

You’re related

[thick coyote]

and hug bears

[rain idol]

I would really like a power fist weapon in this game

[visual vortex]

No way

Guys we did it

We found one reason to play ogryn

[gloomy tartan]

Seals and bears both come from a common ancestor

[visual vortex]

And it's one weapon

[crystal osprey]

aoe on melee

yeah

[visual vortex]

WE DID IT 🙌

[gloomy tartan]

They have extremely similar skulls

[crystal osprey]

also the rock

rock > knife

[visual vortex]

Crusher and power hammer cough cough

[gloomy tartan]

A bear skull and a seal skull are hella similar

[visual vortex]

But we did it!!!

🙌

[thick coyote]

Notice how it's not a gun

[twin flower]

I should try Psyker again

[crystal osprey]

but they’re not BETTER than ogryn’s weapon at that

[twin flower]

I barely got to level 10 on it

[visual vortex]

Lmao

[crystal osprey]

that’s what I mean

[thick coyote]

#noticing

[crystal osprey]

you said everything is better on other classes

[visual vortex]

Kind of

[crystal osprey]

this is one thing that ISNT better on other classes

[gloomy tartan]

Most of the hair options are hot shit in this game

It’s funny

[visual vortex]

Because they can be used more frequently

[thick coyote]

I mean

[crystal osprey]

therefore ogryn top 1

[thick coyote]

Hammer one shots bosses

[visual vortex]

Thunder hammer you can basically spam the power surge

[crystal osprey]

thunder hammer is not real

[obsidian wren]

Psyker needs the full tree to not be a little shitter

[visual vortex]

Crusher same

[thick coyote]

And Ogryns peashooters are getting outdpsed by Brautos

[crystal osprey]

doesn’t thunder hammer like, literally not do anything vs hordes

[visual vortex]

It does

[thick coyote]

His heavy stubber is outperformed by iLas and Vigis

[visual vortex]

Heavy attack

[thick coyote]

💀

[crystal osprey]

idk why stubbers have bad dps

[obsidian wren]

The ironhelm variant does

[visual vortex]

Wide sweep

[crystal osprey]

feels like they should have

[twin flower]

I actually havent played psyker since the first talent tree overhaul

[crystal osprey]

insane dps

[thick coyote]

Because Fatshark wants them to be bad

And Fatshark knows what they are doing

[twin flower]

[visual vortex]

Fatshark doesnt play ogryn either

[modest flume]

Yeah but you're forgetting one thing: Heavy calls people numpties and Commissar's Hats, and therefore Ogryn is the best

[potent sage]

goop goop goop goop goop goop goop

[visual vortex]

Nobody does

[thick coyote]

So they gave it 0.5 flak adm

Horrible finesse

[twin flower]

dog water

[thick coyote]

And negative CRIT chance

💀

[visual vortex]

And made him the worst movement class in the game

[obsidian wren]

Psyker is needlessly good with trauma or inferno, but inferno goes without saying cuz fs loves unbalanced weapons

[visual vortex]

By playing ogryn you're actually handicapping yourself

[crystal osprey]

What do they play

[visual vortex]

Vet

[obsidian wren]

Guess im just that good at the game then

[visual vortex]

Yea

Me too

[crystal osprey]

Vet isn’t even top 2

[visual vortex]

Im the best player

Notice how vet gets the most love and sttention however

And he's also the only class

Cmon you have 50 hours

[thick coyote]

You being good at the game still doesn't change that ogryn peashooter is getting outdpsed by Brautos

[visual vortex]

You're supposed to be experienced

🫰

[thick coyote]

💀

[ebon bay]

I should play ogryn

[twin flower]

Vet was the most lethal class according to the 10 year anniversary coughs

[visual vortex]

Oh true lmao

What was it

Over a trillion damage?

[twin flower]

Hell yeah

[visual vortex]

17 trillion

Just checked

[lilac crag]

this discussion is silly, you would all fall victim to my relic blade

[thick coyote]

One astra Militarumllion damage

[marsh iris]

when I was a kid., I used to sit in the shotgun with a map book and help my late mother navigate the country when she was driving. I quite enjoyed it and thankful for the experience. (we dont have google maps during that time)

[visual vortex]

Balls

[gloomy tartan]

I read that as you sat with a shotgun as a child

[ebon bay]

Cool

[modest flume]

BLOOD SHALL FALL FROM THE HEAVENS

[marsh iris]

i wish

[visual vortex]

Krak

[modest flume]

ANGELS SHALL PRAISE THE SWINGS OF MY BLADE

[twin flower]

me when i dont even know where north is

[gloomy tartan]

Moms all here son hold this

[modest flume]

GOD WILL APPLAUD THE SCREAMS OF ALL OF MY VICTIMS

[gloomy tartan]

The Pinkertons are coming cover me

[dire kayak]

why is there always a true survivor zealot on comms plex 154 that just charges ahead to the end of the level as soon as they load in

[marsh iris]

are we going bat country mom

[dire kayak]

do they hate fun

[fiery wave]

Also most ppl play vet though...

[visual vortex]

Because it's the best class

[lilac crag]

that was me

yes I HATE fun

[visual vortex]

And the ONLY class

[lilac crag]

I HATE teammates

[modest flume]

That's a fun memory, I had similar but my with dad who would do interstate trips

[thick coyote]

We told him that the last one to the end of the level
Would have to take a shower

[modest flume]

He bought a GPS at the time but just relied on me to read maps

[ebon bay]

They alright

[modest flume]

He always called me the navigator

[twin flower]

idk, it is like a 10 year statistic lmao, pretty wild they kept tabs all this time

[visual vortex]

Fatshark confirmed to have a data collector which means leaderboard

[marsh iris]

fellow young navigator, i like using the magnifying plastic strip that comes with the book, feels like a real job

[lilac crag]

they call me the relocator cus I never know where I'm going

[thick coyote]

yes

Remember

Fatshark knows what they are doing

[ebon bay]

Navigators in 40k are hot

[fiery wave]

Uhh, pretty sure DT is like 4 years.

[visual vortex]

Karien

[visual vortex]

Are you asking

US

to count?

[dire kayak]

kills you violently

[thick coyote]

4 years already?

[obsidian wren]

I need a melee thats good at dealing with armor that isnt chainsword, DS, power falchion, shovel, or maul

[modest flume]

Ngl I miss him terribly

[obsidian wren]

What i use

[thick coyote]

And ogryn guns still suck?

That's crazy

[visual vortex]

Rapier

[thick coyote]

First off

Chainsword ain't shit

[visual vortex]

Wait fuck

[modest flume]

It's like 12 years now, feels just as fresh as then

[thick coyote]

Second

Vet?

[visual vortex]

Rapier is dueling sword

[thick coyote]

Use power sword 6

[obsidian wren]

Yes

[visual vortex]

🧠

[obsidian wren]

Paired with a bolter on my other build so doesnt matter

[marsh iris]

wish theres a chainsword in mordhau

[thick coyote]

If for some reason you don't want the best melee in the game

Then go for the best Melee in the game

[obsidian wren]

I dont like meta slop 24/7

[thick coyote]

Which would be Rashad

[obsidian wren]

It makes the game boring

[stark bobcat]

Play what you enjoy

[thick coyote]

Let's put that aside

[visual vortex]

It makes me angry that there's no more Moebian 6th skins for other guns and melee

[thick coyote]

As wanting a good weapon against armor ends up being meta

Actually

I have one

Non meta

Good with armor

Chainaxe 12

[modest flume]

True, The Nox Defiant camos are sexy

[visual vortex]

Chainsword one makes me

😊

Blush

[obsidian wren]

Unfortunately thats the issue, im using a shared executioner stance with smokes to give a huge amount of space, so i need a melee to compensate

[modest flume]

The blue and white pattern with the 6th emblems

The 6th definitely had style

[thick coyote]

Hmm
Ranged investment build

Tactical Axe it is

[marsh iris]

i used to use chainaxe, its good but it feels a little too slow for me

[thick coyote]

Which is also meta

[visual vortex]

Still kind of do

Just not as much

This is why nurgle is evil

[modest flume]

You know what? True

[visual vortex]

He takes your drip

[thick coyote]

You could also try

Shock Maul

Muni

Has barely any monstrosity damage

[obsidian wren]

Why taxe with a ranged focused build

[lilac crag]

does shock maul suffer from cleaving crowds still

[visual vortex]

It's a fun weapon

[obsidian wren]

Sorta

[thick coyote]

Low investment melee
Safe

[modest flume]

PSword as well but yeah

[thick coyote]

Some attacks have 11+ cleave

[visual vortex]

Hi jakka

[thick coyote]

So it performs well at cleaving

[dusk pollen]

I got hacked
Sorry if I posted nonsense. Got my acc back.

[obsidian wren]

Push attack on maul aswell as the heavy swipe are good

[thick coyote]

The damage distribution that is kinda eh

[acoustic pebble]

I'm so hungry, I could ride a horse.
I don't get it

[stark bobcat]

I use shock maul when I go stance with smokes

[acoustic pebble]

Hey Hey Ollpheist

[stark bobcat]

but thats what I enjoy

[modest flume]

Well well well, if it isn't Wakka Flakka Jakka

[marsh iris]

wakka wakka eh eh shamina mina

[thick coyote]

Shock Maul low key slept on

Pretty fucking mid

But low key slept on

[acoustic pebble]

The one and only

[dire kayak]

finally finished the event

[modest flume]

How're ya doin bud

[acoustic pebble]

Imma butcher a horse. I'm thirsty

[visual vortex]

It wasnt that hard

[fiery wave]

Works the same on gunscum, if you want Safe SAFE, just run agile as well to panic light spam into heads for basically inf dodge.

[visual vortex]

Stop over-reacting

[dire kayak]

it just took a while

10 missions takes a while

[arctic escarp]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/755066782032724019/1493668439070478526/larp.gif

[thick coyote]

Hab Dreyko event was peak

[acoustic pebble]

WHY IS THERE RAIN WHEN THE SUN IS OUT?!?

[visual vortex]

Nah it took me half a day

[acoustic pebble]

BIPOLAR WEATHER!! SHUT IT UP!!!!

[thick coyote]

That's a gif?

[fiery wave]

Do it solo and then come back to me.

[thick coyote]

I thought it was static

[visual vortex]

Sure

[fiery wave]

Or do it 300 ping and come back to me.

[visual vortex]

But tomorrow

It's my nappy time

I havent had a nap in about 3 hours

[marsh iris]

need more coffee (i feel like dying)

[fiery wave]

What is sleep?

[visual vortex]

Idk

I dont sleep

I nap

[patent grove]

Naps are based

[obsidian wren]

If thats the case then what perks n blessings should i use

[stark bobcat]

Still need help?

[patent grove]

Hard version?

[thick coyote]

flak/unarmored

carapace

headtaker brutal momentum

mk7

[marsh iris]

tacaxe consistent performance since release

[thick coyote]

your main attack loop will be push attack heavies

they offer high stagger

ok damage

[jaunty path]

I just spam lights and push

and do heavys when ragers exist

[twin dirge]

Purple

[thick coyote]

twins hard mode

you have to unlock the bell

then ring the bell

[patent grove]

Ooo

[astral basin]

Aaaa

Thats magenta

[dire kayak]

eaten

[fiery wave]

Or Ainz can just carry and you unlock the skip by beating hard mode instead of bell puzzle.

[dire kayak]

pink >>>>>>>>>

[astral basin]

Found the purple people eater

Nono

Purple is superior

So is cyan

Teal?

[sly quest]

Teal>>>

There you go.

[astral basin]

Neon blue

[obsidian wren]

I dont really panic so i just need something reliable that can actually put a dent in armor

[thick coyote]

what if rinda wanted to fucking kill you and rodin had faster trigger finger

[obsidian wren]

Im using headhunter gun

[fiery wave]

Brutal momentum headtaker.

[thick coyote]

it also used to lock you away if you died

but fatshark removed that

[fiery wave]

Decimator is too rng to upkeep. Shred also can work to all in into weakspot crits.

[fiery wave]

You mean, twice to quad number of 'nades thrown around.

Always kill him first unless you want entire arena to become a minefield.

[thick coyote]

yeah that too

[simple cliff]

Any mods to make heavy attack spam easier on my fingy?

[formal mortar]

I'm always on vanilla so dunno

[fiery wave]

Unga Bunga.

[thick coyote]

okk fine

skitarius

[simple cliff]

Yay

[dire kayak]

i hate how fucking clumsy i am

i drop my mini 13 times while painting

i hit myself in the face with a book

[astral basin]

Goober reinventing facebook live 2026

[dire kayak]

absolutely

13% more edible

[astral basin]

Edible

Ok hear me out
What if we gaslight and gatekeep every time someone asks when we get admech?

[formal mortar]

I have to set up a talent tree for my psyker

[twin flower]

what do u mean gatekeep

[sly quest]

KNow why we would you do 2that this.

[dire kayak]

im helping

[formal mortar]

I still don't have cliffhanger or malleus monstronum

[twin flower]

me when i english

[sly quest]

[thick coyote]

weak aura

[astral basin]

“Huh? Wym? Theres already a voice line from sefoni about felinids. Catgirls in darktide”

[tawdry edge]

I AM FINALLY GETTING ENJOYABLE RESULTS FROM WHAT IM WRITING FOR MY HOMEBREW WARBAND

FINALLY I THINK ITS ENOUGH AND NOT WORTH DELETINGH

[astral basin]

Oh??

[astral basin]

Hell ye

[thick coyote]

I will them tell when it drops, then I will warn them I will barrel every red robe

[dire kayak]

SHOW

ITS GONNA BE SO PERFECT

[gloomy tartan]

Would you trade your mom for a mech ?

[nocturne bloom]

No I love my mom

[twin flower]

use the mech to get your mum back

[gloomy tartan]

But what if

[dire kayak]

you wouldn't download a rogal dorn

[tawdry edge]

too big, ive separated it into multiple categories
Overview/History (which has not been written upon), Gene-seed/ Culture/ Organisation/ Equipment and Heraldry (havent written it yet)

[gloomy tartan]

What if Your mom became the mech

🧠

Then you pilot your mom mech

Now your piloting an evangelion

[astral basin]

My bracelet w ashes…
A 50 foot robot i can pilot like a toddler pretending im godzilla…
Hmmmmmmm tough deal

[quaint moss]

men

[dire kayak]

absolutely no hesitation

hate my mother

[gloomy tartan]

Do you want some

?

[quaint moss]

men 2, the sequel

[rocky heart]

to be able to hear directional audio properly, what settings are best turned on/off? Im playing with windows sonic turned off, but idk if I should turn that on instead

[astral basin]

release the Nosferrus files

[quaint moss]

men 0, the prequel 👽

[fiery wave]

Just play it. Any engine issues is FS engine issues. Too much shit being spawned. So lower difficulty is better.

[astral basin]

Men 3, at it again

Men 4, wait we’re still here?

Men 5, we are getting old

[dire kayak]

GET OUT OF MY SKIN

[gloomy tartan]

Here’s a brain fuck

What came first

[astral basin]

Men 9, please let me die

[gloomy tartan]

The man or the lady

[sly quest]

The ladies

[gloomy tartan]

True

[quaint moss]

you have skin?

[gloomy tartan]

That’s why men have nipples

[quaint moss]

did you steal it

[dire kayak]

fatshark should silently replace the brain burst talent with brain bust

[dire kayak]

yes

[tawdry edge]

I some times forget i tell people of my OC

[twin flower]

brain bust?

[tawdry edge]

You just gave me a heart attack

like

"HOW DO YOU KNOW"

[gloomy tartan]

Brain buster

[astral basin]

Also. You changed your account name to it.

[tawdry edge]

true

[quaint moss]

real

[dire kayak]

[gloomy tartan]

Change your legal name to your OC

[quaint moss]

i just forget, the end

[astral basin]

They di- oh

Legal

[sly quest]

Alright Chris…

[tawdry edge]

i would if i transitioned

Nosferrus is a badass name

[gloomy tartan]

I know biology

Nipples are from when we were broads

[dire kayak]

id name my kid that

[gloomy tartan]

But we specked into having balls

So our nipples remain useless

[tawdry edge]

name my kid with OC names

[gloomy tartan]

Like the arms on a carnotaurus

[gloomy tartan]

That’s some the never ending story shit you made your oc fuckint real

[formal mortar]

Men are more likely to have extra nipples than women, and usually on the left side

You can have up to 8 extra

[gloomy tartan]

Youd have basically literaly created your oc lmao

[quaint moss]

tri boob :D

[gloomy tartan]

But you can’t lay your head between a tri boob

[quaint moss]

i beg to differ

[dire kayak]

i have so many OCs they'd last several generations

[gloomy tartan]

I mean you can but your side straddling the Tittys

[formal mortar]

Like how a dog has theirs in 2 rows, humans have the lines for that too

[gloomy tartan]

Wdy mean lines

I dotn have nipple lines

Do you?

[quaint moss]

shotgun of nipples

[tawdry edge]

so real... so true.... truthreal nuke..

[formal mortar]

The parts for nipple access are there in humans

You just generally grow only 2 nipples along those lines

[gloomy tartan]

I mean we also have a tail hone

You can break your tail bone and break your ass

No tail tho

It’s kind of lame we don’t have a gizzard

[formal mortar]

Well for tails...

[gloomy tartan]

Imagine chewing rocks

[formal mortar]

You start with a tail, but it usually goes away before you are born

[quaint moss]

hit sonic character

[gloomy tartan]

What would you do if you found out the doctor chopped off your tail and kept it.

[formal mortar]

I'd chop something of the doctor's off

[sly quest]

Rouge better

[gloomy tartan]

Like some kind of anime shit

[quaint moss]

does he put it in a jar?

[gloomy tartan]

Like they kept it in a jar with some Naruto fucking headband on it or something

[quaint moss]

im a knuckles appreciator

[gloomy tartan]

Like the tail gives thrm power

They have a collection of people tails

[dire kayak]

window is looking mad jumpable rn

[astral basin]

Ive only ever written out like
2 kinds of oc
Back in highschool

[gloomy tartan]

When your sad practice throwing it back

[astral basin]

I still use the name in my users

Dreamt up a bird boy back when i was into rwby

[patent grove]

Hab dreyko event is rough

[quaint moss]

chimken

[jaunty path]

how many of you have been bitten by your mother

[astral basin]

Burd

[astral basin]

Bitten? No
She almost tore my ear off tho

[patent grove]

👀

[marsh iris]

uhhh beaten right???

[astral basin]

Had nails. Was prone to snatching
One time it was bloody

[thick coyote]

its peak isnt it

[patent grove]

Ouch, sorry

[jaunty path]

bite

Ive been

[jaunty path]

bitten by my mom on the arm more than once

[marsh iris]

adoring kind of bitten?

[patent grove]

Someone attacked a daemonhost, while 2 beasts 9f nurgle were already attacking us

[astral basin]

My father bit me on the arm bc he was exasperated in trying to figure out how to get me to stop biting other people
I was a toddler tho

[sly quest]

I’m so sorry Missus, hope you’re okay now:c

[obsidian wren]

The headhunter rifle on vet is so satisfying

Just popping gunners and even maulers

[jaunty path]

this is normal lmfao

its fine

its honestly more comedic than anything

[astral basin]

“Normal”

[jaunty path]

no

angry

lmfao

[jaunty path]

She's a 14 year old kid in a 49 year olds body.

[dire kayak]

she's literally me

[gloomy tartan]

Y’all ever bite the titty

As a Baby

[astral basin]

“Common” is not the same as “normal”

[jaunty path]

I've genuinely started believing my mom is like

[sly quest]

It’s not. Beating your child is NOT normal no matter what they do.

[gloomy tartan]

Is that something every baby does

[jaunty path]

BITE

SHE BITES ME

LMFAO

rarely

[sly quest]

MISSUS THATS WORST THAN BEATING WHY WOULD SHE BITE YOU

WHAT

[jaunty path]

hits me? yes. but it hardly hurts. its actually makes me laugh

[astral basin]

Meat for soup obviously

[patent grove]

Biting is considered assault

[jaunty path]

probably because im bothering her

lmfao

[drowsy axle]

she had the rumblies that only human meat could fix

i probably got that quote wrong

[sly quest]

Oh dear please take care of yourself and stay safe.

[drowsy axle]

kudos if you got the reference tho

[patent grove]

My mom is psychotic too

[mystic fossil]

40k fans taking care of themselves?

[quaint moss]

uh... yummers.... i guess

[jaunty path]

its ok

shes stupid asf though

[sly quest]

https://tenor.com/view/the-boys-yummers-the-boys-yummers-meme-yummers-meme-gif-10229506808836437820

[gloomy tartan]

So no one ever bit Tittys as a baby?

That’s not common?