general-chat

[woven sigil]

Few animals? Fuckin loads of em do well in cities

[gloomy tartan]

I don’t mind them just a jump scare to see one anywhere close when I have my dog

[drowsy axle]

yeah they do well but there's comparatively not a lot of animals that actively do better in cities than the wild

[woven sigil]

When you dont have to chase your dinner and merely dig it out of a bin 10s down the road, you can do pretty well

[astral basin]

In remembrance of the great schism of ganger vs amputee nerd
The nerds were crawling through the walls, hissing, spitting, demanding that we shall pay tribute or face their wrath
And like the cretins that they were, after it was revealed as gamger
they spat their venom and scuttled away (after shitting on the furniture thoroughly)

A reminder

[gloomy tartan]

Coyotes are usually afraid of people and avoid being too close to them

This one was they were traveling and ducked to take diff path when humans were coming towards them.

[drowsy axle]

ah, fair. i still hope we get an admech class tho if only because they have interesting weapons

[gloomy tartan]

We’ve tried culling them many times in our history so they know how close they can get to people etc

[little marten]

Having checked the rules I think it’s ok for me to publically post my review of the caravan resort I stayed at this weekend;

Dear caravan park team,

It would be hard to commit to one particular word or emotion to describe my recent weekend at your Norfolk site. I would start with the positives, in which it was a wonderful relaxing weekend in a lovely clean facility on a mostly welcoming site.

I would continue to say that all of the staff present on site were cheerful and helpful where required and even in the mornings maintained the illusion of passion when around guests. I would however like to add that despite this, not cleaning up the myriad cigarette butts strewn across the entrance to your hub centre is simply unacceptable and makes your site seem dirty and unkempt.

Furthermore, despite an enjoyable stay I found the constant advertisements and obnoxious barrage on my senses, along with the blatant attempts to extract money from presumably lower income families feeling constantly pressured to offer the best possible time to their children in light of the constant marketing.

Overall; 3.5/5

[drowsy axle]

they also understand traffic and whatnot

[gloomy tartan]

They also travel in family units

The older kids helping the parents raise the new pups

[drowsy axle]

it's them, crows, raccoons and a couple other i can't recall

[crystal osprey]

shredder nades are actually kind of awesome

[woven sigil]

Uhh.. Any rodent or Mustelidae, foxes, assorted birds, bears, monkeys, more or less any insect etc etc... Yeah no, the list is pretty big really. The major problem is that animals in those positions lose their fear of people which is like the absolute worst thing that can happen to a wild animal

[gloomy tartan]

If you try to cull a coyote pack and kill the parents the rest of the pack just disperse and you end up with multiple more packs and it leads to the effect of their numbers actually increasing

[little marten]

Just paint a fake tunnel on a wall

[astral basin]

Oh definitely even then i was a skitarii supporter
Just. It got out if hand
People whove never played before saying their engagement is dependent on admech inclusion
And left a fat stinking review bomb when it wasnt

[drowsy axle]

bears actually have a harder time in the cities iirc since they are an apex and there's plenty of food for them out there not so much in the cities

[gloomy tartan]

They’re very very smart

[crystal osprey]

hm

[gloomy tartan]

They use sewers like free ways

They’re survivors man

[drowsy axle]

most unrealistic part of cyberpunk is the bastards are extinct, there's just no way they wouldn't have adapted

[woven sigil]

They do very well in cities because they're strong, and primarily scavengers, so plentiful food that they can break into easily and they're not dumb, they can easily hide themselves away

[sleek harness]

That's good news I must say

[gloomy tartan]

They would replace rats

I don’t give a fuck

[sleek harness]

He was about to get blocked by 50% of the server

[gloomy tartan]

If all animals died

[little marten]

Do you know why he got banned

[woven sigil]

I think thats far more telling than you think it is....

[crystal osprey]

who in sam hill is heorthu

[gloomy tartan]

Coyotes rats and roaches will survive the nukes lmao

[drowsy axle]

could be skitarii could be sicarian etc

[sleek harness]

What

[gloomy tartan]

I wouldn’t be surprised if coyotes shrunk or grew as needed to survive

[drowsy axle]

they'll survive damn near anything

[sleek harness]

What

[woven sigil]

He got ragebaited and one of the mods was waiting to pull him up on it

[little marten]

Do you?

[sleek harness]

No

[gloomy tartan]

They’re like the mid point of dog and wolf

[little marten]

Ripppppp

[gloomy tartan]

They can spec into being more docile or more apex predator

[little marten]

🪦

[gloomy tartan]

They aren’t apex because mountain lions can kill them wolfs too bears

Buuuuuuut all those animals are dogshit at surviving in urban areas

[astral basin]

Sicarians are skitarii specialists
Thats like asking why we cant have a tempestuous scion class when is sitting right there

[gloomy tartan]

So the coyote becomes the apex in most urban areas

[drowsy axle]

yeah which is why i still think they'd be around even in the completely terrible state of most cyberpunk worlds, hell they're probably on terra somewhere because they just don't die

[crystal osprey]

apex legens

[drowsy axle]

they are but also sicarians would require a different anim set to the average skitarii

[gloomy tartan]

Ain’t most of cyberpunk north Cali just deserts

[drowsy axle]

digitigrade vs plantigrade for example

[gloomy tartan]

Cyberpunk is dumb no animals

[drowsy axle]

most of america is deserts, venice and several other regions are underwater and russia is a frigid hellscape so not much has changed there i guess

[gloomy tartan]

2/10

Pigeons will survive the nukes

Birds will survive in general

[crystal osprey]

Do corndogs exist in warhzmmze

[gloomy tartan]

You can make them exist

Batter of some type over a meat tube

[crystal osprey]

Do we have batter

[gloomy tartan]

We can make something like batter

Corpse starch batter ?

[little marten]

Yes

[crystal osprey]

Hm

That sounds unappealing

[drowsy axle]

it's 40k

you eat what you can get

[gloomy tartan]

Yeah

[woven sigil]

'Member! Don't. Eat. Mutant!

[sleek harness]

Ronald the Nurgle why did he got banned

[gloomy tartan]

There’s allways the chance some rich people get labeled heretics

Then we can kill them

[sleek harness]

You forgot to explain it to me

[gloomy tartan]

Then we can eat theyre food

[little marten]

Stimmy explained it

[gloomy tartan]

Nobles get better food

[little marten]

He got ragebaited took the bait and got gunned down

[sleek harness]

Cool

[woven sigil]

An amusing take given how willing you were to ping him and chat to him on the daily, but I won't call it snakey behaviour...

[little marten]

Me?

[woven sigil]

No.

[sleek harness]

Me

[little marten]

Ah ok

😔
🙏

[sleek harness]

It was a like a day change

I realized he's a bitch so I don't care for him anymore

[woven sigil]

I'm sure.

[sleek harness]

Are you?

You don't seem sure

[woven sigil]

Either way, doesn't sell to me, if you can't be freely spoken to someones face but are happy to shittalk them when they're not about, I lose all respect for you immediately.

[sleek harness]

Huh

[vivid zinc]

Is it weird that my kitty licks my bathwater?

[sleek harness]

I didn't get that phrasing

[hard gorge]

Give your kitty some pats for me

[vivid zinc]

Should I bottle my bathwater and sell it to kitties?

[little marten]

Do you want it to be weird?

[gloomy tartan]

I bet a octopus could operate heavy machinery

[patent grove]

Like 90% of shit cats do is weird

[little marten]

Cats prefer dirty water

Not to imply you’re dirty ofc just the quality of the water

[vivid zinc]

Already done. Gave that kitty some chicken and chicken bones

[gloomy tartan]

Like they lick the water of the edge or they lap at the water directly like your taking a bath and they drink you water ?

[vivid zinc]

Bathe and drink water

[gloomy tartan]

If they’re lapping you gumbo that’s weird

[little marten]

Do you drink your cats bathwater?

[gloomy tartan]

If they’re just lapping like the edge of the shower where water is on the frame for the shower door who cares

[woven sigil]

I'll make it really simple.

If you wont call someone a cunt to their face but are happy to shit talk them the second they're not there to defend themselves, you're deemed a problem by anyone with functioning neurons and people will distance themselves from you instantly.

[dire kayak]

archmagos thulia is hard to paint

[waxen sleet]

It's all fun and games until Cthulhu gets a forklift drivers certification

[little marten]

Got any WIP pics???

[gloomy tartan]

When I shower I’ve had my dog hangout and lick the water off the frame of the shower sliding door but that’s about it

[vivid zinc]

No kitty outright drinks the water I bathe in like a fookin tiger at a drinking pool

its wild

[gloomy tartan]

Ok uh

That’s dirty

And I assume you use soap

[dire kayak]

ill show one sec

[gloomy tartan]

So that’s drinking soap

Lmfao

[crystal osprey]

idk whqt that is but u can paint on me

[vivid zinc]

Pre-soap drinking

[gloomy tartan]

Oh

Ok so

[nocturne bloom]

Idk how but I ended up with a new, free, $600 leaf blower today

[gloomy tartan]

It’s just you gumbo

[crystal osprey]

yo imma blow your leaf

[gloomy tartan]

The cat likes drinking “You” gumbo

All your dead skin

Body oil

Dirt

[nocturne bloom]

Send your address

[gloomy tartan]

All that

Your cat goes mmmmmm yes pls

[crystal osprey]

I said your leaf

that means IM coming

[sleek harness]

Okay let me rephrase what I said then

[gloomy tartan]

Your just letting your cat drink you gumbo dog

[sleek harness]

He isn't a bitch

[delicate vapor]

Good god it’s time for bed

[dire kayak]

#40k-minis-and-armies

[gloomy tartan]

That’s wild

[sleek harness]

I just don't like him anymore

[nocturne bloom]

We can both

[vivid zinc]

In the morning t cat will linterally flop with their chest onto my face and purr up a storm

[crystal osprey]

sure

[delicate vapor]

[woven sigil]

Because its convenient for you to not, yes. And it keeps you liked in your social circle.

I will not coversate with you any further. Have a nice day.

[gloomy tartan]

That’s fine its the letting your cat drink a soup flavored by You that’s odd but pop off queen

[waxen sleet]

Wouldn't it be more like a tea than a soup?

[sleek harness]

Alright, thanks for the lesson in talking

And I don't mean ironically this time

Yeah?

[hard gorge]

Its discord man, dont take it too seriously

[crystal osprey]

I thought that was obvious

[crystal osprey]

conversate*

[waxen sleet]

The cat is drinking a you tea and is preparing to consume you.

[crystal osprey]

spelling error = all ur message is wrong

sorry pal

[hard gorge]

Hit children!

[little marten]

I’ve deleted my comment as it was fake news

I apologise for my slander

[nocturne bloom]

your, must be true...

[sleek harness]

True enough

[woven sigil]

Sure, but if theres one thing I don't like in a person, its being a snake because you value your social position more so than being a good person. An I don't think its acceptable for that sort of shit to be normalised.

[nocturne bloom]

Snake?

[crystal osprey]

see that’s not an error I’m just too ceopilled to write full words

[sleek harness]

I didn't really meant that he's a bitch with my vulgar, just that I don't like him anymore

[waxen sleet]

Wine again?

[sleek harness]

I just said what seemed right

[vivid zinc]

Ohhh is this social drama?

[jaunty path]

in the afternoon no

i only drink at night

[sleek harness]

No just person getting somewhat mad because of my vulgar

[vivid zinc]

That's too bad

[jaunty path]

mostly thinking about what I want to do today

[little marten]

Do not mock the dead, for they have found rest in the answer to that which keeps us up at night

[vivid zinc]

You make a good skaven slave

[jaunty path]

drawing, and get an errand done.

[sleek harness]

I am not a skaven slave

[hard gorge]

We all put up with people we dont like to some degree without being confrontational, either at a job or something. Sometimes its not worth the time laying it out (unless its in a game then im calling you slurs for every missed shot)

[sleek harness]

I am black

I am in the middle ground of skaven society

[little marten]

Will you do a free commission for me

[jaunty path]

sure why not

[gloomy tartan]

Draw cadia for me pls

[gloomy tartan]

I’ll give you money

[jaunty path]

sure

[gloomy tartan]

Make cadia with big booba

[jaunty path]

k

[little marten]

Draw Cadia first, it won’t take long

[jaunty path]

ill try

[gloomy tartan]

No it will

[vivid zinc]

IDK ur Brood Mother made nothing but skaven slaves. I'd know, I played her in Total Warhammer 3 🙂

[gloomy tartan]

It wil be her masterpiece

[hard gorge]

Cadia is NOT flat

[gloomy tartan]

I will print it and have it on my wall

Big titty cadia poster

[dire kayak]

[little marten]

CADIANS WHAT IS BEHIND THE PYLON WALL?!?

[gloomy tartan]

Lmao

[dire kayak]

conspiracy theory

cadia is flat

[gloomy tartan]

That sounds so real like some shit Cadians would head

[crystal osprey]

how about making me

[gloomy tartan]

Cadia is a tall woman with big booba

[dire kayak]

no really think about it

[waxen sleet]

Fair enough

[gloomy tartan]

I have

A lot

[crystal osprey]

Cadians aren’t real

[dire kayak]

cadia was a direct counter to the eye of terror

[little marten]

It was real.. it was a blackstone fortress 😔

[dire kayak]

the eye of terror is a sphere

what else are spheres?

boulders

boulders are just big rocks

and what beats rock?
paper

so cadia is a large sheet of paper

[vivid zinc]

Ish. The pylons were, really. Cadia was just the entrace/exit point

[gloomy tartan]

It was so close to it that generations of Cadians got low level warp absorption over generations

Like radiation

Not enough to kill but over time purple eye Cadians

[waxen sleet]

I thought the eye was a big gaping hole

[little marten]

Here’s what the WOKE FAKE NEWS CRIMINAL CARTEL WONT TELL YOU

||it’s not an eye of terror, it’s an anus||

[gloomy tartan]

Constant low level warp exposure from the eye of terror over generations caused the purple eyed Cadians

[hazy kestrel]

Every damn time I’m eating, you all get freaky.

:(

[waxen sleet]

So close... so very close

[crystal osprey]

Chill.

[gloomy tartan]

Cadia blew up and the eye of terror became the center of a Mega warp storm

[dire kayak]

cicatrix maledictum

[crystal osprey]

Is it a problem

[hazy kestrel]

Yes

:(

[dire kayak]

it's the opposite of a problem

it's a solution

[little marten]

Of all who could get caught in the crossfire… I wished for you the least

[vivid zinc]

I wonder what's happening on the ruins of Cadia in the warp

[little marten]

Big warp doesn’t want you to know

[vivid zinc]

Also, has anyone considered half the reason why the Imperium is such an inefficient mess is because you never know when a ship you send out will arrive? Could arrilve 6 months later or 6 months earlier kinda deal

[sleek harness]

Yall I got a question

[vivid zinc]

makes lgistics really hard

[sleek harness]

Would you live in a planet called "Lung Eater"

[visual vortex]

yes

[hard gorge]

Yes, beat her with a brick

[crystal osprey]

Hi

[visual vortex]

is it a normal planet

[crystal osprey]

I failed my weeklies

[little marten]

Sure

[visual vortex]

with the name "Lung Eater"

[sleek harness]

It's a continental planet

[jaunty path]

why are you in here when you're eating

[sleek harness]

Nothing more or less

[crystal osprey]

It eats your lungs

[little marten]

As opposed to breakfast ?

[crystal osprey]

Nurgle beast make hungry

[hazy kestrel]

To see what’s happening

[jaunty path]

[visual vortex]

is it sustainable by itself?

[sleek harness]

It's planet controller by a hive mind

[little marten]

In my defense I did not make my comment with freakiness in mind

[sleek harness]

I don't know what they eat

They probably eat lungs

[sleek harness]

Yeah

[little marten]

Then no thank you

[sleek harness]

That's why I am bombing it

[little marten]

I value my uniqueness, as ineffectual and pathetic as it is

[hazy kestrel]

MANDATED EDICT: LOVE YOURSELF!

[sleek harness]

Would you live in "Molest Home"

[vivid zinc]

Lowkey secret none of us are unique, we are all copies of a copy with slight modifications ahundred thousand people have had before you. But that doesn't mean we're irrelvanet. It just means were a xerox of a xerox of a xerox.

[nocturne bloom]

Never, I love home

[sleek harness]

But it's purple

The planet is purple

[little marten]

Can I hire you in advance to speak at my funeral

I think you’ll set the tone right

[waxen sleet]

So it's invisible?

[lean fable]

how do i complete the havoc 3 penace that gives me the cool helmet it says i need to help 50 people do their havoc assingment

[sleek harness]

Sadly in my game there's no Orks

[lean fable]

how exactly does that work

[little marten]

But also appreciate the knowledge 🙏

[sleek harness]

Help people lower havoc level than you

[waxen sleet]

That sounds like a sad game

[lean fable]

im lvl 1 in that

[vivid zinc]

Ur all bacterium. G'night. Plz pay me.

[hazy kestrel]

I don’t want problems, I want peace always! - Skaven, probably.

[sleek harness]

Pretty much

[sleek harness]

Then you can't help anybody

[lean fable]

so i would have to grind my lvl up and then hope i get matched with people who have lower lvl?

[sleek harness]

Isn't match making like the main game mode

Yiu have to create a group or join one

[lean fable]

jesus

ok no helmet for me then

sad

it looks so cool

[vivid zinc]

Buy some, like Pokemaine's cookies broke boi

[waxen sleet]

Moebian 6th blue is cooler, unlock that instead

[crystal osprey]

How ?

[astral basin]

Extra augments is all
I still fond it funny that stilt legs is the admech default

[crystal osprey]

Is lvl 1 havoc a thing

[waxen sleet]

Admech when?

Good to see yah, buddy

[vivid zinc]

We getting a battle servitor class

[lean fable]

there are no cool helmets in the shop atm

[woven sigil]

Given datamine, I wouldnt be shocked by a Ruststalker tbh

[lean fable]

i never played havoc?

[woven sigil]

That being said, thats quite a jump in power level from a raggedy crim and a space-cop

[crystal osprey]

Oh yeah

No I was asking cuz I don’t think you start at clearance level 1

[vivid zinc]

Kind of hope we get a mission where we have to escort a penitent engine

[waxen sleet]

No, a Kastelan Robot

https://wh40k.lexicanum.com/wiki/Kastelan_Robot

[astral basin]

As a former owner of a slobbering cat
…accidentally swallowing is prone to happen

Hm. Shower done

Now

Poppers or mozzy sticks?

[vivid zinc]

Interesting

[waxen sleet]

Mozzarella sticks with marinara sauce

[vivid zinc]

mozza sticks

[astral basin]

Manura sauce and mozzy stix it is

I hope this box came w manura

[vivid zinc]

poppers can be gross if the place fucks them up. Hard to fuck up mozza sticks

[astral basin]

Last one didnt

[astral basin]

Its boxed
So.
Eh
Pre frozen jale and cream cheese is still a banger

[crystal osprey]

What are poppers

[astral basin]

Dab of creme cheese, jalepeno slice, battered and fried in a ball

Or

A drug taken amongst gay men for better sensitivity 🤔

[vivid zinc]

u can replace fried ball with a small bell pepper, same shit

[waxen sleet]

If no Marinara, salsa makes a good substitute

[astral basin]

Never had a stuffed bell pepper
Also wanted to

[vivid zinc]

pretty good but imo u gotta deep fry them after it helps a lot.

and don't use green bell peppers

yellow, orange or red

[crystal osprey]

Oh

[waxen sleet]

Purple is also an option

[astral basin]

Where tf

Huh?

Never heard of purple bell peppers

I dont think

[crystal osprey]

im purple

[formal mortar]

No you arent

[waxen sleet]

They make them, they're a bit on the sweet side relatively speaking

[crystal osprey]

come check

[vivid zinc]

ur mum was purple when they lowered her into the ground ❤️

[crystal osprey]

who even are you

[waxen sleet]

Jesus christ dude

[formal mortar]

You are red

[polar vortex]

reddit humor

[crystal osprey]

embarassing

[vivid zinc]

I grew up in the 1990s lol

[formal mortar]

So did I, still a shit joke

[polar vortex]

That means you're mid-thirties doing reddit humor

😭 🌹

Woops wrong rose

🥀

[vivid zinc]

That's the entire point of the joke. It's a bad shit take.

[formal mortar]

Wouldn't even bother with it

[lethal solstice]

You see, the joke is that its not funny

[vivid zinc]

Basically

[crystal osprey]

wow

[vivid zinc]

One of those not funny so it's amusing things

cuz its real

[crystal osprey]

i dont think its very amusing

[vivid zinc]

That's fine, that kind of humor isn't for everyone

Roll ur eyes or laugh, w/e works

[waxen sleet]

@astral basin hows the mozzarella sticks coming?

[astral basin]

Throwing them in the air fryer now

[polar vortex]

Noun
Schrödinger's douchebag (plural Schrödinger's douchebags)

(Canada, US, slang, idiomatic, derogatory, vulgar) A person who makes offensive or inflammatory remarks and characterizes these statements as either sincere or joking based on the reactions of others.

hahah

[astral basin]

Had to clean the rubber tray first

[waxen sleet]

Ah, I thought those follow Cast Iron rules

[vivid zinc]

That's a weird take. But OK. I'm not the one who's basically insulting others here. You are. That says a whole lot more than some Always Sunny type humor jokes.

[astral basin]

Im not that fancy
Or self sufficient

[formal mortar]

What you said was insulting tho?

[waxen sleet]

Idk, I'm a peasant who doesn't own an air fryer

[polar vortex]

relax dark humor it's called liberal

[formal mortar]

I'd suggest just drop it and stop trying to justify it

[vivid zinc]

Sorry, misrad. Was it? It was a real joke. We're all purple when we go into the ground.

[astral basin]

So
My air fryer was a hand me down with flake patches
So i threw 200$ at a microwave that does it all

So technically

[gloomy tartan]

Hey

[astral basin]

Im cooking my mozzy stix in a microwave

[gloomy tartan]

Does hadron have a air fryer

[formal mortar]

If that's the way you want to go then what Salad wrote isn't an insult learn to take what you want to dish out

[vivid zinc]

:/ IDK, this feels like a situation where things are a little overblown and silly. Empotions getting high and I'm the only one saying chill out.

[waxen sleet]

She keeps next to her toaster

[astral basin]

Probably
Melta guns are almost popular in 40k

[waxen sleet]

Use a meltagun to make a grilled cheese

[dire kayak]

not for long

[gloomy tartan]

Hadron probaly has a air fryer in her gutty works

[polar vortex]

I'll forgive you if you make a Charlie Kirk joke

[astral basin]

I would doubt that hadron has the biology to eat without a tube

[vivid zinc]

IDK, being a divisive politicans and doing a college speech with minimum security is a joke unto itself.

Can't beat that

[astral basin]

Thats also on the douchebag joke scale
Given he was publicly murdered*

[formal mortar]

I need an air fryer

[waxen sleet]

Does she own a Panini Machine though? The press thing?

[patent grove]

Anyways

[astral basin]

Some would argue those were her thighs
Im pretty sure she has some kinda hot table or clamps that gets hot

[vivid zinc]

Jesus dark humor is off the table bug outright gooning is.

Ya'll are fucked today lol

[frosty vigil]

o.o

[patent grove]

It's a brave new world

[woven sigil]

Just a normal day in the DT discord

[astral basin]

Less about it being dark humor, more that it was out of the blue
We were talking food first

[frosty vigil]

what kinda food

[patent grove]

Airheads

[vivid zinc]

🙁

[waxen sleet]

What kitchen appliances does Hadron own you think?

[astral basin]

Stuffed bell peppers

[frosty vigil]

ooooo

yum!

[polar vortex]

[frosty vigil]

I could go for that right about now

[patent grove]

The only thing Hadron eats is scrap code

[frosty vigil]

hardon be munching away on my spare weapons I don't use

24/7

[astral basin]

Lets see
She owns tongs
To hold the guns
She owns knives
To carefully carve the guns
She owns a spatula to flip the guns…

[frosty vigil]

Hadron definitely owns an air fryer and probably finds it fascinating

[frosty vigil]

I can 100% see that

[drowsy lynx]

a microwave, but only because standing near it gives off interference that feels good

[waxen sleet]

If thats case, she might own an AM/FM radio tuned to static

[astral basin]

Ngl. At what point in 40k timeline would air fryers be a myth of the past?
Bc like. Technically we see them in ruined fragments of golden age blueprints.
The same golden age that built planet devourers

[vivid zinc]

Air fryers are great for sweet poatoe fries

[frosty vigil]

Agreed!

I love my air fryer

best purchase I ever made

[woven sigil]

Sweet potato is one of the few vegetables I don't trust ngl

[frosty vigil]

yes

[frosty vigil]

oh yeah whys that

[astral basin]

“Why is it salty?”

[woven sigil]

Well.. its a literal sweet potato, potatoes shouldnt be sweet. Same reason Parsnip is not hitting the mark, but the worst one....

Fucking Aubergine.... Its like what I evision eating a bunch of slugs stuffed into a vegetable would be

[vivid zinc]

It's a squash.

[woven sigil]

Yes, but its also called "potato"

Im shocked thats the thing you question over Aubergine

[astral basin]

Aubergine
Eggplant

[vivid zinc]

Sigh. I'm from the 90s. Please stop tempting me to make bad, edgy jokes 🙁

[woven sigil]

So am I mate, do it, no balls

[vivid zinc]

But ur confusing a sweet poratoe for a potaote. There's a diff here 😉

xDD

[nocturne bloom]

couldnt do it in the winter but i just buried my cats ashes

[blazing ibex]

now I wanna make sweet potato casserole

It's so much work tho

No I refuse to use canned ones

[astral basin]

“Grew up in the 90s” and “born in the 90s” arent the same thing
10 years of being a crotch goblin under supposed supervision, vs 10 years of being a crotch goblin that hopefully learned some respect for the world

[vivid zinc]

OK I'm done shitposting. SOrry if I offended anyone, love ya'll ❤️

[jaunty path]

:(

[crystal osprey]

does warhammer have air friers

[little marten]

Yeah they’re called Admech players

[vivid zinc]

Imagine rat fried with corpse starch

Awww I hear a black-billed magpie outside my window chatting away

[jaunty path]

therapy tomorrow

[tired steeple]

I should be given a nuke

[jaunty path]

[tired steeple]

For free

Why does my dog’s piss always smell so bad

[astral basin]

Nah admechs are microwaves
Necrons air the airfyers

[waxen sleet]

I thought thats what General Chat is for?

[jaunty path]

no.

[tired steeple]

I’m the server owner btw

[jaunty path]

This chat is the opposite of therapy

[waxen sleet]

That... that makes sense, why does that make sense

[tired steeple]

Get dat ass banned

[astral basin]

Trust me missus goes to therapy for new ideas on stuff that makes us go to therapy

[woven sigil]

Then why are you here so often? Isnt that counterproductive?

[waxen sleet]

To balance the scales?

[astral basin]

Cant be too healtht

[woven sigil]

Aye, because thats how the mind works, of course

[astral basin]

Theyre a darktide player after all

[jaunty path]

a balance of poison and medicine.

[tired steeple]

Admech pleasseeee I want admech!!!

[waxen sleet]

Exactly

[jaunty path]

I need to get out and walk again

society.

[woven sigil]

Literally Nurgle's pet Aeldari

[tired steeple]

Tbh it’s more like eating a sandwich then injecting yourself with heroin

[jaunty path]

you mean ishna?

[waxen sleet]

Ah, Isha?

[vivid zinc]

Man I can't make fun or light of mental health, I hope it goes well and you get better Missus and sorry if we're a burden.

[woven sigil]

Maybe, Icr the name

The one that gets to trial run Nurgle's morning farts

[tired steeple]

The one who gets tested on?

In the garden of nurgle?

[waxen sleet]

Damn, beat me to the punch by seconds

[woven sigil]

Yes

[tired steeple]

The healing goddess?

Yeah I forgot the name too

God she really does have a fart cage

[woven sigil]

Must have been a pretty unfortunate series of events to end up in the fat cage of Nurgle

You really have to make some cock-ups to get to that point

[astral basin]

Its an aeldari goddess so

[dire kayak]

truth nuke

[jaunty path]

https://youtu.be/TiFqTkI7fU4

Always click on my youtube links.

[dire kayak]

this gave me malware

[gloomy tartan]

Fuck them knife ears

Thinking they better than us

[woven sigil]

You do not help your cause by following up with this

[whole bough]

does impact cause stagger

[jaunty path]

Always click on my youtube links

[whole bough]

i assume yes

[astral basin]

Thats what got us into this mess

[jaunty path]

increase the effect i think

idk

zealot is more reliable for this

zealot chat**

[crystal osprey]

@zealot

[whole glade]

is it weird i was a pirate kid yet never liked black flag?

[tired steeple]

Did you like sid meier’s pirates

[whole glade]

nop, never had a puter growin up

[astral basin]

Didnt even have a phone

[whole glade]

marx said no iphone so no, never had one

[astral basin]

Karl? Yeah he was a loud dude

[whole glade]

ENGELS NEED MUNEH FOR DRINK

[astral basin]

Drink?

[whole glade]

I think he was a big drinker

Karl Marx was a heavy drinker, particularly in his youth, and often drank throughout his life, but historians generally characterize his behavior as habitual, excessive indulgence rather than clinical alcoholism. He frequently drank in taverns, was involved in tavern brawls, and engaged in "beer trips" with comrades.

yep he was

[marsh iris]

dont drink too much lads, thats how you get communism

[whole glade]

reading gets communism.

[marsh iris]

😱

[dire kayak]

i havent played darktide all day today

i should fix that

alex bailed on playing with me im gonna cry

[waxen sleet]

I just finished the event, woot!

[twin flower]

ive done like 1 mission, being sick sucks

[waxen sleet]

Nurgle's might got to you, huh?

[twin flower]

Get the holy prometheum

purge me with holy fire

[waxen sleet]

Anywho... back to the grind that is Expeditions

[jaunty path]

Why grind

[south valve]

We should give him a stern look

[whole glade]

im playing my least fav AC game Black Flag

[south valve]

No more no less

[twin flower]

what was your most fav?

[whole bough]

does deathspitter stack

it doesnt say it does

[whole glade]

3

[vivid zinc]

3 wasn't bad

[waxen sleet]

Bc penances

[whole glade]

it was the best.

[crystal osprey]

any low height players

[vivid zinc]

IDK in some ways yeah

[twin flower]

I actually liked Black Flag the most cuz pirates

[whole glade]

ola

[vivid zinc]

AC3 and Crimson Desert both have a lot of busy work

[twin flower]

isnt Crimson Desert like new new

[whole glade]

best MC, plot. setting, weapons, combat system.

[gloomy tartan]

I put the new Forgis on the Jeep
I trap until the bloody bottoms is underneath
'Cause all my Cadians got it out the streets
I keep a hundred racks inside my jeans
I remember hittin' the Cadian Gate with the whole team
Now a Cadian can't answer calls 'cause I'm ballin'
I was wakin' up gettin' racks in the mornin'
I was broke, now I'm rich, these heretics salty

[vivid zinc]

It's not bad. Basically if you ever played Dragon's Dogma 2 and wondered "what if this game didn't suck? and had 100 mmo systems to grind?" That's Crimson Desert.

[crystal osprey]

hows te low heiught

[twin flower]

ive seen a couple things about CD yeah, looks goated

[whole glade]

5'8

[twin flower]

idk if AC3 would even compare to that tho

[vivid zinc]

It's pretty fun

[astral basin]

I can’t say if im glad or not at not playing DD 2 yet

[astral basin]

Short

[vivid zinc]

The concept is great...but the plot. Oh my God. It's bad.

[whole glade]

ya

[vivid zinc]

Lots of plot loopholes too

[crystal osprey]

i meant ingame...

ur 5'8 ?

[twin flower]

whats DD 2

[crystal osprey]

can u sit on my shoulder

be my pirate parrot

[whole glade]

sure

[dire kayak]

can i sit on the other one?

[crystal osprey]

yes !

[astral basin]

Og dd was sparce and self consuming
But like
There were a lot of things that were easy to miss
So that and different ending paths made it compelling

[vivid zinc]

DD2 had none of that though 🙁

[waxen sleet]

Failed 2 missions already wooooo... love playing with bots in Expeditions

[astral basin]

Nightreign time

[vivid zinc]

I need anap too much gin too fast oof

[woven sigil]

My condolences, hop on Elden Ring instead and kill some dirty co'opers

[dire kayak]

meee

my zealot is the lowest height possible and im really short

[graceful hamlet]

I regret being hyped for DD2. Itsuno is a fraud 😔

[twin flower]

That bad huh?

[dire kayak]

all i know about dd is that a terraria calamity mod accessory was based off of something in it

[graceful hamlet]

Bro talked shit about how it’s the developer’s fault if your world needs fast travel and players get bored with slow travel, and then he proceeded to make like 4 enemy types that span the entire map and made it boring

[twin flower]

I only know DD1 tbh, played it a lot as a kid

[graceful hamlet]

You fight lizards, goblins, wolves and harpies for pretty much the entire game

DD1 Dark Arisen is peak

DD2 is DD1 Dark Arisen with less QoL, less enemies, a worse story somehow, and a worse endgame

[dire kayak]

what is dd like?

[graceful hamlet]

Fun action combat, pawn npc system is awesome, fun exploration, fun monsters to fight

[twin flower]

you can even mount or climb taller monsters to hit them

[graceful hamlet]

Yea you can get Dark Arisen for like 5 bucks

[twin flower]

i remember seeing that the first time and thought 'this is sick!'

[graceful hamlet]

It’s worth playing. You can skip DD2 tho

[twin flower]

I already beat Dark Arisen way back when, tho I cant remember much of it

i cant even remember half the vocations anymore

[graceful hamlet]

Sounds like it’s time for another playthrough

[waxen sleet]

3 failed Expeditions... god I love this game made so much

[marsh iris]

started playing back expeditions, they reset the progress?

also wtf lighting storms

[waxen sleet]

Yes, fun right

[marsh iris]

took half my health if im not lloking just right (its slightly behind me

[visual vortex]

hmm

[marsh iris]

but ok anti-rad stimms pretty good add

[visual vortex]

i will play zealot todau

[mystic fossil]

can someone give me a build that doesn't get graped in the event

[waxen sleet]

4 fails tonight, I'm on a roll

[visual vortex]

veteran double barrel and relic sword

also this event easy af

[mystic fossil]

relic sword?

[visual vortex]

relic bat

[twin flower]

whats your class?

[mystic fossil]

??? i'm not the best gamer ever but like 500 gunners 500 shotgunners and 500 ragers ain't fun and not eazy either

[visual vortex]

smoke

[mystic fossil]

preferably ogryn psyker or zealot (mainly zealot)

[visual vortex]

vet with db, relic sword, smoke

shout

[twin flower]

vet doesnt have relic sword tho

[crystal osprey]

how short are you

[visual vortex]

power sword

sorry im stupid

[mystic fossil]

never ask a woman about their height

[twin flower]

id prolly try bubble psyker then

[crystal osprey]

relic blade ogryn

[twin flower]

as soom as I heard theres more gunners and specialist i took smoke vet

[visual vortex]

never ask a woman her age

[twin flower]

easier time dealing with ranged enemies

[visual vortex]

a man his salary

and an anti-alien man what species his girlfriend is

[mystic fossil]

a boy his girth

[marsh iris]

they do, its the power falchion

[mystic fossil]

a child their phone number

[mystic fossil]

that feels so buns to use

[crystal osprey]

dont ask a child anything

except where their parents are

[mystic fossil]

why would you want to know that? so if they're away you can take them?

[marsh iris]

buns...

[mystic fossil]

like sefoni's buns

[crystal osprey]

ok then dont ask that either and just call the police

[twin flower]

falcs pretty mid but i like it better than the psword

[mystic fossil]

truth

ima call the police on you

tryna ask kids things smh

[visual vortex]

it's better for power management

though not as powerful

[mystic fossil]

oh yeah, can tau fall to chaos?

[visual vortex]

kind of

the warp basically told some dude his entire civilization is doomed by his leaders

and he dipped

and started his own thing

[mystic fossil]

FARSIGHT? srry caps

[visual vortex]

i think idk tau lore

[marsh iris]

i always think the power sword "on" button is actually broken

[mystic fossil]

also that's not falling

i meant like worshiping chaos

[visual vortex]

oh idk

[twin flower]

One of the Translators from Farsight got possessed by a daemon iirc

[crystal osprey]

why do u gotta turn the powersword on every 3 seconds

seems like a significant design flaw

[marsh iris]

right???

i think its the rising cost of electricity

[twin flower]

powersword at home

[marsh iris]

eco mode

[twin flower]

[mystic fossil]

just be like psyker and use your footsteps

all psykers are japanese btw

with their anime powers

[twin flower]

their miku miku beam

[mystic fossil]

the emporer is just the hero who beat the demon king basically

[marsh iris]

[twin flower]

i dont think he even beat them 🤔

[visual vortex]

or twinks or transgender

idk what it is

[quaint sedge]

this event is making me realize how bad people actually are when the enemies aren't just poxwalkers

What a miserable time

[twin flower]

havent met doodoo players just yet

maybe its just my region

[quaint sedge]

Gonna switch my region to Asia, I swear it

[twin flower]

heh, ive been on the Hongkong server since I started

[wintry steeple]

aggressively goes into power saving mode

[visual vortex]

im not hongkong enough to play on the hongkong servers

[wintry steeple]

noone knows how to disable that feature anymore

[visual vortex]

maybe it's busted

[tired steeple]

When I reach like 2 am or something I change to USA servers

[marsh iris]

europe is not so bad

[visual vortex]

using eu servers is like visiting eu

i would rather not

[tired steeple]

Not really different than other servwrs

[waxen sleet]

5 failed Expeditions... I'm done tonight

[visual vortex]

nah lock in

[marsh iris]

was 2/5 for me

1 of them the relic didnt count

[twin flower]

condolences

lmao

why is there so many bots sending porn invites recently

[marsh iris]

they know we have freaks here

[patent grove]

I'd love to visit the eu

[waxen sleet]

Open letter to anyone on Expeditions: I'm not asking you to stay in coherency, but can you stay close enough for one of us to save your dumbass or collect your Remnants (they are more valuable than you are). Furthermore, if you're gonna die so easily... don't collect the Remnants, let someone else hold them.

[waxen sleet]

I cannot carry a team that does not tag their locations, relies on mods to ping where ever collectable is on the map, is greedy af, and cannot tell time who dies as far from extraction or the door as humanly possible while carrying every scrap of Remnants we have

[visual vortex]

i can

(i cant)

[woven sigil]

No

There is a heretic blob over there and I must kill them

[waxen sleet]

Im good enough to save myself most days and maybe downed teammates in arms reach, I cannot run a marathon and save 3 dumbasses that run in 3 different directions who don't understand why no one is with them bc they don't ping/tag their routes or sites

[waxen sleet]

If you can delete that horde cool... keeps the heat off the rest of us to collect the goods, you're doing us all a service tbh

Okay, soap box rant over.

[simple cliff]

Why do bots take ammo... when they have unlimited!?

They just eat an entire ammo crate!

They eat it, all me ammo!

[dire kayak]

5'2

[waxen sleet]

They also eat medicae

[woven sigil]

Get there before they do, or let them die in the first room, choice is yours 😄

[simple cliff]

At least they use the medicare when injured! With the ammo they just take when already topped up!

Ammo gobblers.

[crystal osprey]

get on my shoulder

u are new bird

[waxen sleet]

Gladly let them die at this point... Just want the Remnants.

[simple cliff]

Can I be a bird? Am sadge today for no reason.

Not depressio, just slept in too long.

[woven sigil]

Take Scum, put a Knife on that Scum and then slap on Alley Rat and dodge the entirety of the Expi' map

(Be mindful of terrain)

[waxen sleet]

Genuinely might do that, just take my Chem Maxxing Scum for a walk

[marsh iris]

[visual vortex]

i mustve been rlly angry playing scum last time tf

[simple cliff]

Get's 'Killing Machine' and 'That One's Free' in Mortis Trial on gunlugger Ogyrn

[thick coyote]

Ammo tastes better than key

[simple cliff]

Yes, but those two keystones plug the gunlugger talent tree means unlimited ammo.

Ogyrn will reach the 250 stack stupidly fast and then 90% of bullets will be crits. Put that on a ripper gun or a twin-stubber and you almost never need to reload.

[drowsy axle]

are they ogryns?

[simple cliff]

Not in body, but in mind.

Not bone eads either. (They're bots.)

[mystic fossil]

is it too much to ask fatshark for a semi auto or auto shotgun that doesn't have range smaller than my dih

[simple cliff]

The arby's shotgun revolver, and ripper gun have decent range.

For shotguns.

[mystic fossil]

ripper gun?

[simple cliff]

Ogyrn shotgun.

[mystic fossil]

that thing has such ass spread

[simple cliff]

Yes but on a gunlugger build it does enough damage to pick off gunners at range despite that.

[mystic fossil]

lowkirk drop the build in dms then

plz king

[waxen sleet]

One of the marks has less spread and greater range, I think V or VI?

You need to read the description

[mystic fossil]

im a jjk fan

reading? that's how losers think

[thick coyote]

Based

Anyways if you're going to play Gunlugger

I'm so sorry for you

[waxen sleet]

I double checked, its Mark V

[thick coyote]

Ogryn guns having sub brauto performance for some reason

But don't worry

Fatshark knows what they are doing

[mystic fossil]

hadron hats the big boi

[thick coyote]

Did you know that Brauto is outdpsing Ogryns peashooter

But don't worry

[drowsy axle]

brauto?

[thick coyote]

Fatshark knows what they are doing

[thick coyote]

Braced Auto

The literal worst ranged weapon available for the lil uns

[ripe tangle]

Always Remember, Geese are Khornates.

they feel only hatred

only malice

[thick coyote]

But don't worry about it

Fatshark knows what they are doing

[drowsy axle]

i enjoy slabgryn the most tbh

[mystic fossil]

they are fueled by somthing else something sinister they are more than animals they are DOOM GEESE

[ripe tangle]

Now i need to find a way to photoshop a Goose as a Khornate Berserker

preferably one hissing/screaming

[waxen sleet]

But thats the easiest difficulty

[woven sigil]

Who needs photoshop, just go down your local pond and poke one with a stick

[potent sage]

shotpistol is so

buns now

[thick coyote]

Afaik nothing changed about it

But then again

I don't care about Arbites

[potent sage]

yeah but the power creep got to it

so now it's very underperforming

[mystic fossil]

power creep in the event where i have to fight the WHOLE cult of admonition

sending everyone to kill 4 street tier bums

[thick coyote]

Which power creep again

I lost track

No

I never cared about it

Fatshark knows what they are doing

[marsh iris]

power creep
power wierdo

[simple cliff]

I like arbities for Auric maelstorm because I can just stunlock endless with a crusher and watch my team kill everything and then laugh at people thinking smyker is OP.

Stunning enemies >>> Stunning enemies, knocking them down, staggering them, and putting a thousand 'fuck you, take more damage' debuffs on them.

[marsh iris]

now we need crusher armor made of rubber, no more stuns

[simple cliff]

Jokes on you, crusher weapon uses sheer blunt forces instead of electricity. Go ahead, make my day.

The shield and shock maul would suffer tho.

[marsh iris]

boing

[simple cliff]

[ebon bay]

Okay

I didn't know Tau had hooves but apparenty they do

[graceful hamlet]

Yea it’s peak

[ebon bay]

I mean I only found it out because @jaunty path told me

[fair bridge]

im fackin

wasted memn

[jaunty path]

drinking?

[fair bridge]

celebrate

finals

won poker

lost life

they got my soul 😔

[simple cliff]

"Nice, I got a full team now!"
They are worse then bots.
"What the fuck..."

You know, maybe the military made be baised. But it is amazing how often people cannot follow the most basic af instructions.

[fair bridge]

b aised

[simple cliff]

Maybe it's cause game is turn brain off time. Maybe I am too harsh.

[graceful hamlet]

Instructions are for nerds

[simple cliff]

I forgot, we're a bunch of fucking dumbass nerds where I work.

[ebon bay]

At least you aren't LFGing in Destiny 2

Thats true hell

[fair bridge]

my name jeff

[simple cliff]

[modern elm]

does the autoguns have any paid cosmetic skins and if so what do they even look like

[simple cliff]

Mortis operative is the only one I've seen.

Black with skulls and stoof.

[patent grove]

You should get it back

[fair bridge]

https://warhammer-40k-darktide.fandom.com/wiki/Commodore's_Vestures#Weapon_Skins

[fair bridge]

my name is deez

[hazy kestrel]

I am feeling fantabulous today.

Who knew a break from Darktide would do me good after all.

[patent grove]

Bofa deez?

[hazy kestrel]

The bad news is, I got back into Mordhau.

It’s fun though. :)

[fair bridge]

i bet if i was on an island with mr beast i could probably make him my puppet

[sleek harness]

What the fuck is this statement

[fair bridge]

yes go gather the coconuts

yes yes build the shelter

swim out to the breakers mr beast

[patent grove]

Did you know there is a mr beast fast food burger chain

[ebon bay]

MrBeast is overrhated now, which is weird because he used to be worshipped before

[hazy kestrel]

Isn’t Mr Beast a creepo?

[fair bridge]

worshipped by children and their neglectful parentsd

i ate the mr beast burger and it made me Gay

🏳️‍🌈

[ebon bay]

People were glazing him before like they glaze Critikal now

[fair bridge]

i had someone tell me tonight that they unironically think fluoride was turning people gay

and that lead poisoning wasnt real

brother you work on Trees for a living

[ebon bay]

He's alright. He's just moneyhungry, but then all these stupid influences are

[fair bridge]

lets get the fuckin beast bar out here

[ebon bay]

Never buy influencer products.

[patent grove]

My brother thinks earths gravity is gonna turn off in october for 7 minutes

[fair bridge]

my wife has left me after i purchased a pallet of mr beast feastables

[ebon bay]

Theyre all either scams or incredibly poor qualitt

[patent grove]

Dumb people everywhere

[ebon bay]

Everyone except for me is stupid actually

[whole glade]

Quick lil question, as a white fella, is it bad if i make a black coded oc? 😭

this is real brosicle

[ebon bay]

Tau are galactic e-girls

[whole glade]

Yes.

[ebon bay]

What does a black-coded oc even mean? One thats not black but acts black?

[dire kayak]

finished painting thulia ghuld

[woven sigil]

Lol. Lmao.

Steam is introducing an expected FPS counter on game pages going forward

Studios better get their optimization on lock

[whole glade]

Well he’s a robotic shark. so idk if thst applies 😭

[whole bough]

just dont tell anyone ur white

[whole glade]

I guess thst works

[nocturne bloom]

nah own it. its your character do what you want

[patent grove]

This comment is hilarious

[whole bough]

i speak with aave sometimes just cause i like it

but ppl will probably say its racist

[whole glade]

Still don’t want it be in bad faith yknow 😭

[dire kayak]

archmagos thulia was a bastard to paint

[twin dirge]

I've heard the beast burger tastes like cardboard

[dire kayak]

10/10 would paint again

[twin dirge]

Had me tempted ngl

[whole bough]

beastly mold

[ebon bay]

Well. It depends on what 'acting black' is i guess

[whole bough]

i think most POC wont care but white ppl will care

is how it often goes

[twin dirge]

As a white person

That's racially charged

And Im offended

[fair bridge]

my Tummy hurts Bro

[whole bough]

as a white person im racist to white people

[fair bridge]

Help Me

[twin dirge]

Make it not hurt

[dire kayak]

as a cat i couldn't care less feed me pls pls pls meow mrrow

[twin dirge]

Just disembowel yourself

[fair bridge]

HELP MEEEEEE

HEEEEElp

[whole bough]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1108773196188110869/1496554978410496163/uwu-cute-nuke.gif

[fair bridge]

HEEELP MEEEEEEE

[twin dirge]

[whole bough]

stop getting sick

just eat good

smh

[patent grove]

@fair bridge take a shot of lemon juice

[dire kayak]

shush the meat grinder will finish you off soon

[fair bridge]

my name si jeeff

[ebon bay]

How do you say things like this?

[whole bough]

simple

u just mrow meow meow

[twin dirge]

Same way I say my nuts itch

Pretty easily

[dire kayak]

meow :3

[ebon bay]

Take a bath in holy promethium

[fair bridge]

mrow

[twin dirge]

Burn me in holy fire

Purge me senpai

[dire kayak]

how dare you do this to my head,,,,,,

[fair bridge]

smacks your head to make the taco bell sound come out

[ebon bay]

I would let a sister of battle burn me a little bit

[twin dirge]

A little bit

Oh buddy I'm going to see emps once I'm done

[twin dirge]

Yes

[dire kayak]

you're gonna see me when you're done

[twin dirge]

[dire kayak]

cause im gonna bound you in my basement

[twin dirge]

FUCK YEAH

[dire kayak]

goorock must feed

[twin dirge]

Oh

[whole glade]

idk how describe his origins bc well i just have the concept 😭

[ebon bay]

Ew

[twin dirge]

Bind me in a woman's basement, I'll take that w any day (even if I end up getting eaten)

[patent grove]

[whole glade]

Throw me to the wolves i’ll come back a father 😭

[jaunty path]

Weirdly enough I'm unoffended when someone says the n word unless its the hard r

cuz its ususally unexpected lmao

[whole glade]

missus….

[jaunty path]

like 20 minutes ago

someone says it I'm like "ok" and everyone else is like "wooooaaah you can't be saying that"

[whole glade]

we’re they white or?

[ebon bay]

We've beaten racism

[jaunty path]

idfk its online

[whole glade]

HOLY FUCKING SHIT YESSSSSS

[patent grove]

Speaking of bad tummies

[whole glade]

mbad twin 😭

[jaunty path]

sometimes i almost say it cuz its in my vocab

[fair bridge]

my fuckin tummy

[whole glade]

ummm….

[fair bridge]

horts bro

[jaunty path]

i am

black

[ebon bay]

No shit

[fair bridge]

koz going ummmm

[twin dirge]

Feed me to the warp, for I'll come back with daemon wives

[whole glade]

I SAID THAT BEFORE SHE SAID IT

[patent grove]

Maybe I'm a little lacrose intolerant and just scarf a whole pizza

[whole glade]

birb or pink?

[rocky radish]

I've only heard it 3 times in my life, outside of media/dipshits in games.

[jaunty path]

ive heard it a yes amount of times

[dire kayak]

in school my friends used to call me it so much it lost its meaning

[jaunty path]

both by fam and irl in school

[whole glade]

i watch Incyn and he fires it off every sentence😭

[ebon bay]

I've heard 20 different racial slurs about 50 times because I recently finished watching the Sorpranos

[rocky radish]

Twice I heard it from a student who didn't know it was a slur, and once from a classmate. His grandfather immediately smacked him upside his head for it

[twin dirge]

All of the above.

[obsidian wren]

Guys i need a lamia wife

Stat

[astral basin]

Birb

[whole glade]

GOOD ANSWER NEPHEW

[dire kayak]

bloodletter wife

[obsidian wren]

You chuds sleeping on scp wives

[simple cliff]

I suspect two of my current team mates hate each other. Because whenever I am in a match with them they never raise each other and refuse to help the other.

[whole glade]

Magnus GF? or Russ GF

[simple cliff]

They will help me, they will help other dudes. BUT NEVER EACH OTHER.

And I keep getting matched with them.

[whole glade]

I’d say both at once

[dire kayak]

magnus 100%

[jaunty path]

homeboy caught a game quarrel

[dire kayak]

he can get tzeentch to help out

[whole glade]

both.

[ebon bay]

Wait are you matching with random or?

[patent grove]

I caught one of these awhile back, 2 dudes going at each other over voice chat, was hilarious

[simple cliff]

Mortis trials. There are like... six of us.

[twin dirge]

They're actually best friends and are duo

[dire kayak]

god emperor, granteth me the strength to meow, the will to mrrp and the courage to purrrr

[jaunty path]

midis trials

[simple cliff]

I kind of gave up on them and just started pretending they don't exist and started having more success.

Whatever they're doing, it's not costing us the game, so whatever.