general-chat

[delicate vapor]

[somber stream]

How to deal with a cougar

[quaint moss]

i like Chipotle mayo

[quaint moss]

cheap perfume and a smile

[thick coyote]

Don't be alone by yourself

[somber stream]

Pardon, i didn't made it clear

How to counter a cougar*

[quaint moss]

is it possible

[somber stream]

More likely than you think

[twin dirge]

Chat, how do people not bite their nails

[lilac crag]

by biting their wrist

[twin dirge]

Real

[jaunty path]

A glass of wine and a conversation about how her day has been?

[thick coyote]

By not biting the nails

????

Like

It's a habit you build

[lilac crag]

the

the animal

[thick coyote]

Just don't do it

[jaunty path]

Oh

[somber stream]

I'm afraid that will only worsen the situation

[jaunty path]

:(

[twin dirge]

I haven't clipped my nails and the temptation to rip them off with my teeth is aggressive

[jaunty path]

Well Sorrrrry when we say cougar most of the time its about old women!!!

[astral basin]

Fish used to does? shave his off w a knife

[twin dirge]

I'm attempting to not tho cuz I don't want another hang nail

Ts sucks

But I gotta wait for it to grow out

[somber stream]

It is

[obsidian wren]

I mean thats what i thought it was when they said it so

[lilac crag]

you know that you have the highest likelihood of turning into one? with your taste for alcohol and all

[somber stream]

Let's say a neighbor of someone i know

[thick coyote]

Just don't smoke

[lilac crag]

oh so you DID mean the person

I fear you just have to look uninterestin

[thick coyote]

Just be blunt

[twin dirge]

Bro is trying to hand to hand a real cougar

Idk why my auto just deleted half my message but based ngl

[thick coyote]

Ok let's say it's the big cat

Do nothing

[delicate vapor]

[somber stream]

The person in this story made attempts to steer things in a friendly and platonic manner, while maintaining a good neighborhood relation

[thick coyote]

Because attacking a wild animal is an ambiental crime

[somber stream]

Truly, a sticky maneuvre

[thick coyote]

And if the cougar does attack you you just go and die

Otherwise you'd have to still face the consequences of committing an ambiental crime

[somber stream]

You can kill one in self-defense

If you ran into one and it's acting aggressive toward you

[lilac crag]

I'd brawl with a cougar

[thick coyote]

Unless you're in my country

Which is still an ambiental crime

Why are you where the cougar lives

Anyways

[somber stream]

Good question, actually

[jaunty path]

cuz its already too late

[thick coyote]

Tell your friend to just put all the cards in the table with this cougar problem of his

A good conversation

Be clear, direct

Worst thing that could happen is that your friend ends up embarrassing themselves

[cosmic burrow]

beer will help

[thick coyote]

Or say fuck that and keep doing whatever they are doing

[delicate vapor]

Just saw fat orange cat

[astral basin]

holy shit i almost got this thing glued together

[somber stream]

Interesting, i was thinking about just slipping a letter into their door, citing my appreciation for the feelings but alas, it is not possible

I mean my friend

[thick coyote]

💀

It's your friends choice at the end of the day

🫡

[tropic grove]

made me a zealot char

named him saltz in honor of saltzpyre lol

[astral basin]

Why does the torso want to swivel 😭

[thick coyote]

Glu

Anyways
2am
Peacing out

[somber stream]

Oh Higui is brazillian

I remember now

[lilac crag]

bored

[fallen tree]

lost my first event, new players took all the health and ammo 😭

[cosmic burrow]

then undress and watch your clothes

[fallen tree]

i was on a good 8 win streak

[astral basin]

Hes. Been built. And i cant say im overall happy

[lilac crag]

wanna play?

[astral basin]

I got a few more units to work w tho

[fallen tree]

what server are u on, im oce 😭

[lilac crag]

NEVERMIND

[fallen tree]

ya

its pain

[lilac crag]

[sly quest]

I thought it doesn’t matter if the servers are different?

[fallen tree]

usually oce players are good, hardened by fire and only the true players stick around

but its the weekend

[fallen tree]

its about ping, i could play EU servers but my ping would be 300

i COULD play, but id be useless

[blazing ibex]

You'd be wrong. High ping after a point straight up becomes impossible to play the game with normally.

[fallen tree]

the max ping id play is 120 or so, and even then its sooo noticible

[astral basin]

Im crying. Half of my issue was bc the arm was misprinted

[lilac crag]

I misprinted it

[sly quest]

Ah, I see😿

[astral basin]

Ive been anxious over this damn thing
Bc the part that i clipped
Was the one part thats just different from the rest in the worst way

[fallen tree]

is it resin? ive seen recently there has been bad resin prints from gw

[lilac crag]

Al if you put 67 on my posts again

I will have to annihilate you

[sly quest]

[fallen tree]

the chaos daemon in your mind whispers, react with 6 7 again

[astral basin]

Its a gw product
Idk
Gray immortals

Citadel

[sly quest]

Idk something told me to react again…

[fallen tree]

yeah ive seen GW mess up with resin casts recently, thats all 🤷‍♂️

[fallen tree]

just wondering

[astral basin]

The backpack tubing on the gun part is wayyy too short, and one of the wires on it is way too long

[fallen tree]

also hopefully you didnt get a crazy hangover, you were pretty sloshed yday

[jaunty path]

guys

should I play deadlock before bed

[lilac crag]

no

[sly quest]

Are you 3d printing a model?

[astral basin]

Oh yeah no i dont know how i had energy
I didnt get ANY sleep last night
And i had to wait at work while my gut and my bum threatened war

[sly quest]

Yes✅

[jaunty path]

hm

AI always has the correct answers

[astral basin]

Came straight out the box like this

[sly quest]

Wth?? Get a refund hell nah😭

[quaint moss]

[sly quest]

[astral basin]

Lgs
Not an online order
Imma just deal

[fallen tree]

GW will never return any of the tithe for any reason. it all goes towards the imperium

emperor protects

[sly quest]

I’m sure you gonna figure it out. But that’s so messed up

[sly quest]

I will protect the emperor alright 🤤

[fallen tree]

wait ff14 release kafka ultimate damn i should resub

[tropic grove]

man first time playing something that isn't ogryn... everything seems so bigger than me lol

[quaint moss]

[sly quest]

Got twinkfied loser

[tropic grove]

😭

don't insult my zealot man

[delicate vapor]

[sly quest]

Nvm got barafied✅

[tropic grove]

[astral basin]

#40k-minis-and-armies

[delicate vapor]

Must checkup on my tomodachi

[lilac crag]

am I happy

[delicate vapor]

Are you happy Alex

[lilac crag]

check tomodachi

[delicate vapor]

[sly quest]

Dude oh my god that sucks😭

[ebon bay]

I dont' paint minis, too expensive

The prices of these damn minis are rediculous

Aren't they just plastic, or resin? Why are they so expensive/

[astral basin]

Yeaaaah i spent… 200? Just for the one box and supplies to work on it (plus so many after)?

[delicate vapor]

3D print em at this point

[sly quest]

3Dhammer

[quaint moss]

gamble

[copper olive]

They should remove Expeditions and update Mortis trials

[delicate vapor]

Just stole a few cans of soda from my older cousin

A few (about 10)

[dire kayak]

i feel like merging expeditions and mortis trials could turn out well

[fallen tree]

^ i was thinking that yday

the roguelite helps make it refreshing 100%

[delicate vapor]

[delicate vapor]

Red rooster has a $5.50 meal deal and it looks fairly medium to big

[lilac crag]

ur so right about this

also hi snommy

[delicate vapor]

Shall be getting the $10 kfc chicken deal

[copper olive]

Do I know you

[lilac crag]

um

no

i just said hi

[delicate vapor]

[twin flower]

[copper olive]

Oh ok

[simple cliff]

Hey guys, I like to leave my mic open so you can hear every chip, drink, grunt, and groan as I play the game. Why do people keep ignoring me when I talk in voice? It's like they can't hear me at all!

[hard gorge]

you gotta up the ante

just make wet jelqing sounds into the mic

[twin flower]

I mean I too just mute my VC in DT

[hard gorge]

best thing is that its pretty lore accurate to the game

[simple cliff]

"Silence on the vox!"

[twin flower]

is that so weird lmao

[simple cliff]

Actually yeah, the amount of times people don't understand to mute their mic in actual communications is pretty often.

[twin flower]

most times its just people saying random ahh shit from my experience

[simple cliff]

I mean, I've legit heard a fair few 'meows' on actual military coms.

So not really.

[twin flower]

well.. idk about that, but in games in general

[dire kayak]

thats so based

[fallen tree]

oh shit

btw i got dantes yday because of you

so thanks

[delicate vapor]

Is it good

And spicy

I barely taste spice at all and it’s their highest level

I did tell them to make it like real spicy and not enough

[delicate vapor]

Quarter chicken and fries

[astral basin]

If we were given a blood angel squad
And told to paint it in a way that would baffle, confuse, and enrage a blood angels fan
How would you?

[simple cliff]

One ship I was on, it had an actual purpose. If you were being heard but sounded too shitty to be make out what was being said, they'd meow at you. If you meowed back it meant you could hear them at the very least.

[twin flower]

uhh

[bronze wren]

[fallen tree]

yeah i love it. inferno only. its spicy enough for eating but it doesnt give me tummy problems the next day

i could eat spicier, i used to grow ghost peppers and use them

but dante is good enough that i get what i want and dont have to cook myself

[cosmic burrow]

for me most things spicy mean big shit next day

[delicate vapor]

That’s fair

[twin flower]

i loike the spoicy

[astral basin]

No “hoiyeah”?

[delicate vapor]

True although I didn’t get it yet for the spice levels I had yesterday

Unless

I drink chocolate milk

That activates it

[cosmic burrow]

like. i dont eat spicy often

[delicate vapor]

For some reason only chocolate milk does that to me

[cosmic burrow]

but since i started eating kfc once a week because of work

[twin flower]

activate the spicyness?

[cosmic burrow]

i have less bowel problems

[delicate vapor]

[delicate vapor]

Yes

Found the spicy honey sauce I needed for my kfc

[fiery wave]

Funny, that's how I usually do my mic test.

[obsidian wren]

Shredder pistol scum lets you play the game on easy mode

[cosmic burrow]

kentucky gold aye?

[simple cliff]

[delicate vapor]

Correct

[simple cliff]

No.

[fiery wave]

Got used to the minor spice?

[dire tiger]

Αny Greek Here?

Σας περιμενουμε! 🇬🇷 Link Discord στο Προφιλ μου η στειλτε μου Prive!

[delicate vapor]

[jaunty path]

no advertising

[cosmic burrow]

fat more like

[dire kayak]

i could make a joke here but

[cosmic burrow]

develey makes copies of those. they have mcdonalds sweet-sour

[delicate vapor]

[fiery wave]

Is this some scam? Thought supposed to only English for most parts but sounds like an invite to some private discord.

[fiery wave]

Why would that solve issues?

[delicate vapor]

Hamburger

[dire kayak]

why he speaking math tho

(i know it's greek)

[cosmic burrow]

likely both

Polish food aint exactly very spicy

[fiery wave]

Dunno. I see the terms Discord Link.

[fiery wave]

Oh. But KFC spicy is very mild unless you get the event SPICY stuff.

[cosmic burrow]

still far more spicy than normal food

plus the sauces

[astral basin]

Bake the individual sauce packets into some chicken

Itll come out worse

[fiery wave]

Not really. The avg curry here is worse. XD Or Mala stuff.

[fiery wave]

Or just event chicken stuff. Last one I saw was mala chicken.

[somber stream]

Never challenge an Asian to a chilli eating contest

[whole bough]

i used to have crazy spice tolerance

i could eat a raw jalapeno and not even be red

[fiery wave]

Unless you are one of those crazy karks who murder their tongues on that scorpion thing and such.

[oak valley]

Just about four weeks (give or take) until the noble tech collector class is revealed at skulls

[cerulean frost]

I suppose I can attest to this. One of my godfathers eats raw chili as an appetizer.

[delicate vapor]

my family lost to me

[sly quest]

Goat

[fiery wave]

Add green chilli or chili padi to some soya sauce.

[cerulean frost]

We do that a lot in our family, it’s quite nice.

[delicate vapor]

add ghost pepper sauce

[somber stream]

Im half asian but my other half isn't exactly known to consume chilli so i fold after 2 bites

I can eat Wasabi for days though

[sly quest]

Full of sugar… not even 40% hot.

[delicate vapor]

now

[cosmic burrow]

i know

[delicate vapor]

who would win the toilet aftermath

[cosmic burrow]

its just more spicy than avarage

[sly quest]

Top 10 craziest questions people ask on a daily basis

[somber stream]

"Would you eat me if i were a pepper"

[mystic fossil]

shi i would you out rn 🤑

WE would

ALLL of us

[dire kayak]

meow

[mystic fossil]

mrrrppp

[sly quest]

Meow

[lilac crag]

miaow

[junior rover]

any one else find it weird that cosmetics don't work between classes? seems like a no brainer for making more money, ups the total number of things for any given player to spend on. not to mention it fixes the lack of bonus content for the dlc classes.

[sly quest]

Fatshark do no wrongs… stop being so blind my child.

[gusty rose]

hi guys, need a hint; i'm trying to get the flawless perfetcion trophy on ps; do the expeditions counts as a mission?

[simple cliff]

Most of the weapon cosmetics and backpacks do.

But yeah, a lot of the chest pieces, pants, and helmets. Nah.

[cosmic burrow]

got the extra spicy sauce ones. fuck it was awful

[obsidian wren]

Style differences for the classes- you wouldnt see a hive scum dressed like a zealot

That would make no sense

[simple cliff]

I understand it to a degree but this game is not live enough for the live service cosmetics in my opinion.

<--Has spent about $50 on cosmetics.

[junior rover]

thats like saying a hive scum would never have normal hair or no tattoos but they let you do that no problem, character custimisation has to have limits sure but thats how you make your character unique

[obsidian wren]

If they actually just had a giant catalogue instead of FOMO grifting people would probably buy more cosmetics

[sly quest]

No:•( sadly it doesn’t

[junior rover]

in a just world you could pick the color of your clothes for free on a color wheel like the space marine 2 menus

[simple cliff]

I think it's mainly that they don't want the core class cosmetics to be usable by everyone. I personally wouldn't want a hive scum covered in purity seals or dressed like a Cadian shock trooper.

[lilac crag]

Did you try it?

[junior rover]

sure but why not just lock some of them instead of them all

surely a veteran coat should be wearable by the hive scum

[sly quest]

No but heard so from my friend! Do you know if it does or no?

[simple cliff]

I dunno. I said 'core'.

[obsidian wren]

Because thats the style sense and designated clothing type for that class

[simple cliff]

I never said lock it all.

[fiery wave]

Yes.

[lilac crag]

i mean i got mission penances from it

like overwatch and flesh wound

[sly quest]

WHAT

I was fooled yet again.

[gusty rose]

mh gonna try one for science myself then

[twin flower]

your friend has lied to you

[lilac crag]

expeditions are good for penance farming

[tropic grove]

man couldn't the bots be more useless

[sly quest]

Thank you for telling me oh my god.

[junior rover]

its a pve game character customization should be pretty limitless

[obsidian wren]

Hive gangers would prefer more loose and open armor to account for movement and showing off tattoos or scars, as a veteran prefers his armor and medals and sigils

[sly quest]

Please don’t hate on bots they are trying their best

[fiery wave]

Lul.

[simple cliff]

Why would PvP change that?

[junior rover]

yeah but contradictions like that are how you make interesting characters

[simple cliff]

No they're not.

[obsidian wren]

Thats

Literally what fatshark did

[tropic grove]

literally i was about to heal up and i got down and the bot being literally by my side wasted all the healing and didn't revive in fact the 3 of them didn't revive me even when there wasn't an enemy nearby bruh

[obsidian wren]

What are you talking about

[simple cliff]

The enemy AI will avoid flames if I blow up a barrel or something and can pathfind to me without issue but the bots get stuck every two seocnds and casually will stand in tox flames or whatever.

[junior rover]

visual clarity matters in pvp, for instance if you had a class that could instantly kill whoever shot them you wouldn't want them to dress up and look exactly like another character who's mostly harmless for obvious balancing reasons

[twin flower]

game would be too easy with competent bots

[obsidian wren]

The humble red enemy outline:

[junior rover]

the red outline doesn't give clarity on classes or heros, which is why silhouetting is important for pvp

[simple cliff]

Define 'compentent'.

[fiery wave]

Is why I said yes. Ppl are cheesing with quick extracts.

[sly quest]

They learned that from real players

[simple cliff]

It's not cheesing. Hadron is getting her damn tech... all ten of it per run.

[sly quest]

HI KARIEN HI

[sly quest]

The enemies were never ai, Harlz.

[simple cliff]

Are you being serious?

[sly quest]

Yes.

[simple cliff]

[jaunty path]

theyre alive

[simple cliff]

What are they then?

[junior rover]

To be fair theres generally 2 meanings when people say AI

[sly quest]

They were me all along. Check outside your window.

[simple cliff]

I should warn you, I own illegal firearms and have a minefield in my yard.

[sly quest]

That’s why I’m coming in

[simple cliff]

I see.

[obsidian wren]

Im skinning you both and making your hides into a coat

[sly quest]

Top 5 things Rango never said😿

[obsidian wren]

Try me.

[cerulean frost]

Top 5 things Rango did say

[sly quest]

You play on Xbox you have enough problems, Deal w em first

[fiery wave]

Mew!~

[lilac crag]

mrraoww

[dire kayak]

meoww

[whole bough]

nya~

[dire kayak]

hugs you

[lilac crag]

hugs you back

[tropic grove]

why god-emperor forsaked me... this shank i have is dogshit...

[sly quest]

Do you need help dude we can play w you yk…

[dire kayak]

im gonna be evil to you later

[tropic grove]

no bruh i was doing so great as ogryn ill try but idk how i fumble on malice diff cuh 🥀

maybe is cuz i don't have real teammates in the first place

[whole bough]

what level u at

[lilac crag]

enough time for me to finish gym

[tropic grove]

5

[whole bough]

ya you start off pretty weak

[tropic grove]

fr?

[whole bough]

for most classes anyways

[sly quest]

The fumbler

[whole bough]

arbie is pretty strong even off the start

[tropic grove]

im doing zealot rn

[whole bough]

yea zealot takes a little

[sly quest]

Zealots are super weak at start

[whole bough]

like around 10 is when you start getting strong

"strong"

stronger

[junior forge]

most of the games are gonna be with randos so keep that in mind when you're judging your power level

[sly quest]

Nah around level 6… or 7 you will see some progress

[delicate vapor]

thinking

[tropic grove]

im doing zealot rn with uuuh combat blade 200 and a shredder autopistol 200

[dire kayak]

take me with you

hmp

[tropic grove]

both green by the moment

[lilac crag]

why would I do that........

[sly quest]

You will be doing better very soon:•) we believe in you

[tropic grove]

zealot lines aren't as funny as ogryn lines tho 🥀

all my zealot screams is for the emperor

[sly quest]

I wonder why.

They are literally worshipping him 24/7 are we surprised

[tropic grove]

yeah i wonder too

meanwhile ogryn asks if he can eat the hound

[lilac crag]

i love fanatic

I love relic blade

[whole bough]

if u use relic blade u can see how strong

[lilac crag]

relic blade is my favorite class

[tropic grove]

ik but right now u just idk level mastery in all weapons just for the sake of completing them all

[delicate vapor]

[tropic grove]

thats what i did with ogryn

i see that zealot has a lot more weapons than ogryn tho

i only played ogryn 24/7

[dire kayak]

eviscerator is mine,,,,,

bites you

[tropic grove]

does zealot has that thingy that cures corruption tho?

that uuh idk inquisitor symbol lookin like

[cerulean frost]

It gives gold toughness, though I don’t recall if it actually clears corruption. Zealot players, do correct me if I am wrong.

[dire kayak]

it doesnt

in mortis trials it can but outside of that it doesn't

[tropic grove]

huh someone had told me that cures corruption when i was doing havocs

[obsidian wren]

A zealot just said fuck you to me after we as a team refused to help said zealot kill a daemon

Like no warning either

And all i said was maybe dont use martyr zealot yet

[fallen tree]

based

[obsidian wren]

Cuz they were ASS

With martyr

[sly quest]

Nah you just didn’t help. They were too good the game crashed

[obsidian wren]

Like i shit you not we just sat there and watched the zealot get pummeled for a solid 30 seconds then moved on

I had blessed stimms so i just cleansed our corruption lol

[cerulean frost]

“Damn, that’s crazy. Anyway . . .”

[obsidian wren]

I fucking love randoms getting mad in this game

Its so funny

[fallen tree]

i had a 1100 true level crash out in pub aurics today

no havoc clears,

[obsidian wren]

Let me guess

It was a zealot or a vet

[fallen tree]

zealot, ran ahead

[obsidian wren]

Knife zealot by chance?

[fallen tree]

too fast for me to notice, i joined in as they were raging

probably

[obsidian wren]

Rip

[sly quest]

Goat

[obsidian wren]

Im the knife zealot that circles my team and picks away the problems instead of rushing

[sly quest]

Yall hating on Zealots cuz they mog

[fallen tree]

its okay to act all elitist and shit, but in auric pubs? not even mael?

zzz

[obsidian wren]

Its not us hating zealots

Its zealots hating the world

[sly quest]

Another goated moment

[obsidian wren]

I carry most of the time and usually dont care if anyone goes down

But if they blame me when im dragging their ass past a burgle with an armor horde

I leave them

And dont pick them up

[sly quest]

Actually so nice of you aw, yeah some people are pretty sweaty and weird.

[obsidian wren]

Idk if thats meant to be sarcastic or genuine but alr

[fallen tree]

people in discord complaining how expedition penances are a waste of time, yet are actively wasting time by complaining about expeditions every day

[lilac crag]

i just fight on this game

I think I'm at

[sly quest]

ITS GENUINE LAMOAOAO its very sweet of you to carry the team:•)

[lilac crag]

2k hours almost

I stopped caring for caution or for teamwork

my Zealot has a sword and it kills

[obsidian wren]

I just carry by instinct because of havoc trauma

[fallen tree]

im at 1.6k i dont mind if we win or lose, time in the game is still joy

[lilac crag]

if we die I blame myself and kill more next match or whatever

[obsidian wren]

Havoc instilled the fear of not dodging at all times in me

[lilac crag]

unless there's a smyker ig

[sly quest]

Goated

[lilac crag]

I don't like smykers in my lobbies

[fallen tree]

real

[lilac crag]

I won't sabotage them or whatever but I literally fall asleep

[blazing ibex]

What self respecting zealot would?

[lilac crag]

ur so real for this oomf

[obsidian wren]

I have a funny infinite smite build that uses scriers gaze to never let go of rmb when smiting

Just to piss off people

[fallen tree]

funny as in haha ur ded next

./s

[blazing ibex]

It's okay.

[lilac crag]

they will find you in an alleyway

[blazing ibex]

We'll run by a barrel sooner or later.

[obsidian wren]

I mean it works better than most of the teams i get

Infinite smite that sizzles armor and shock troops

I rarely use it though

Trauma staff + bubble better

[delicate vapor]

OPH

TIMIODACHI

[fallen tree]

i love trauma!

[obsidian wren]

They need to rework psyker and give them ability to only blow up

And give them 50 wounds

[fallen tree]

replenishable psyker grenade

[obsidian wren]

Normalize blowing up to peril for the good of your team

Walk into the crusher horde with 100% peril, now.

[candid musk]

Dominance : asserted

[sly quest]

Pants: pissed

[obsidian wren]

Underwear: shitted in

[nocturne bloom]

All the guns added in BF6 season 2 feel so good

[delicate vapor]

[nocturne bloom]

Nothing will replace the carbine from season 1 for me though

The 1x thermal is busted too with the violet laser

Did a match on the new map and went 57 and 13

[simple cliff]

I understand they won't give us solo mode... but I at least wish I could turn off bots for penances.

[obsidian wren]

Turn off ur mom

I win

[simple cliff]

[tropic grove]

tbh i could manage better without bots cuz they actually are more of a burden than actually helping

[sly quest]

Do you want help instead of the bots?

[simple cliff]

I am trying to do something dumb. Let me attempt to murder send them home one more time.

[sly quest]

Good luck

[nocturne bloom]

Its 4am, where is the freaky

[delicate vapor]

4 loko

[obsidian wren]

Thats it

Im making an ogryn named sloppy rob

[lilac crag]

kill him

[obsidian wren]

Time to recreate an american tragedy

[simple cliff]

PErfect a sniper has spawned.

[dire kayak]

[delicate vapor]

Alex's Mii is happy

[dire kayak]

yaaaayyyy

[delicate vapor]

[obsidian wren]

Kill

[nocturne bloom]

I dont need to touch that game

Would be catastrophic

[astral basin]

Aaa

[nocturne bloom]

I should probably sleep tbh

Tis undesirable though

[astral basin]

I need eat

Considering my mozzy sticks

[nocturne bloom]

I never ate either

Only thing I tried to eat today was a Dunkin sausage egg and cheese which, like always, tasted like abysmal hog shit

Probably not helped by the fact the croissant was so entirely burnt that it was black

[lilac crag]

this is true I'm at the gym

albeit leg day

[nocturne bloom]

I might make more Asian food tomorrow actually

I want more honey chicken

[sly quest]

Goodnight Lamia:•)

[nocturne bloom]

I will not be sleeping for another hour or more

[sly quest]

Ohhh! Then if you’re up to play at any point, we can play together!:•)

[nocturne bloom]

Im currently enjoying my darktide 401k (playing other things)

But im always available to chat

So there's that if youre ever bored

[delicate vapor]

thanks

[delicate vapor]

💀

[wheat harness]

🫃

[fallen tree]

going to an event tonight; ink and drink

[delicate vapor]

ink

[fallen tree]

get to tattoo fake skin and drink cocktails

[delicate vapor]

w

[fallen tree]

im either gonna do a frog, or a skeleton

[delicate vapor]

dope

[sly quest]

PLEASE SHOW US WHEN YOU FINISH WOWOWOW:O

[jaunty path]

u

[fallen tree]

if the skin is not from a heretic and/or i have to cover up heretical symbols, sure

[nocturne bloom]

🫃

[amber delta]

[trail bramble]

that's so much lamer than just drinking printer ink until you die

[delicate vapor]

Going out to pick up a kfc family feast… Anyone want something

[simple cliff]

GUYS! GUYS! GUYS! GUYS! GUYS! GUYS! GUYS! GUYS! GUYS! GUYS! GUYS! GUYS! GUYS! GUYS! GUYS! GUYS! GUYS! GUYS!

...I am going to bed.

Good night.

[delicate vapor]

Gn

[simple cliff]

[jaunty path]

announcement, Warband

We are proud to unveil the newest class coming to darktide:

[trail bramble]

the cock stealer

[simple cliff]

Woke up, heard a ping.

Where the fuck is my cock?!

[lilac crag]

why no bed

[jaunty path]

cereal

[sly quest]

Goodnight :•)

[lilac crag]

Al

hai

[delicate vapor]

Dad told me last second to giant feast when I already have the family feast

[jaunty path]

what

[dire kayak]

i love painting solar auxilia surgeons

expensive as hell but very well designed guardsmen

[jaunty path]

@sly quest does ur name intentionally look like AI

[nocturne bloom]

Erm thats an l

Not an i

[lilac crag]

shut up nerd

[nocturne bloom]

[jaunty path]

Yanks out your eyes

[lilac crag]

why is bro such a yippity yappadoo

[nocturne bloom]

Stop yanking me

[jaunty path]

Your eyes are squishy tho

[dire kayak]

things have been disappearing from my painting desk

my retributor armour paint went missing

[nocturne bloom]

Did you eat it

[delicate vapor]

O deer

[lilac crag]

no but I sure did

[delicate vapor]

Alex’s Mii is talking about siege warfare with Thragg

[lilac crag]

splendid.

[delicate vapor]

I fed Alex marlboros

💀

[dire kayak]

evil

bites you

[wheat harness]

🫃 👏 🔥

[dire kayak]

haiiii

mrrrp

[south valve]

Hi Goober!

[delicate vapor]

greet

[south valve]

Hi Elios!

Autocorrect HATES your name

[amber delta]

Gaylios

[elder merlin]

[amber delta]

[delicate vapor]

Greet

[delicate vapor]

[south valve]

Hi Alexander!

[sly quest]

Yes. My name is Alice

[somber stream]

A relative of Saul Goodman

[lilac crag]

hello beloved arbitrator

[dire kayak]

[lilac crag]

pats pats u

[lilac crag]

QUAIL, BLOCK-FODDER !

[dire kayak]

id play zzz if it was on steam

[lilac crag]

zzz is coming on steam

[dire kayak]

yaaaayyyy

[lilac crag]

I love how they keep on winning despite people treating it dismissively

[dire kayak]

what's it about thooo

[lilac crag]

beat em up arcade like

it's all about combo strings and character defining moves

for example I really like orphie

[dire kayak]

ooooh

[lilac crag]

so I use her in a team that she applies as a damage buff and crit stacking with anby

I luv anby

u can really pick just about any character

it's flavor

[south valve]

YOU SERVED THE LEX, THEN BETRAYED IT. YOU ARE WORTHLESS

[delicate vapor]

yabi..

[lilac crag]

she's getting an outfit

[delicate vapor]

ik

copping it

[lilac crag]

truke

[dire kayak]

all of you are worth a lot to me

[delicate vapor]

also got her w engine so she looks a lot better

ill make 3 more people after a few darktide matches

who wanted to be made

[sly quest]

I’m too awkward to ask people if they wanna play, and finding people who are willing to help in game is a pain, Genuinely what do I do

[south valve]

Shrimply hold them at gunpoint :)

[delicate vapor]

LFG channels is a nice point or

what painted said

[somber stream]

Reply time: 3 business day

[sly quest]

What do I do, do I just send a link to vc and wait?

[south valve]

In seriousness, if you just say in general chat “I need help with this penance”, chances are someone will help you

[delicate vapor]

you can have a message out saying need help yea

[south valve]

People are friendly here

[somber stream]

Depends

[sly quest]

Ok ok I will try:•)

[lilac crag]

play with me and goober

[somber stream]

you get redirect to LFG if you're grey

[lilac crag]

we're gonna be on soon

[sly quest]

Sure:•) Would love to!

[lilac crag]

mind if I add you on disc so I can dm you when we do?

[sly quest]

Go ahead!

Wth

[lilac crag]

sweet

[south valve]

Friendship ending

[somber stream]

Ever tried holding onto a ledge to see how long you can last like people in the movies?

[sly quest]

No, how long did you last?

[somber stream]

Like 45 sec

But i realize i can just pull myself up half way through all that lol

[south valve]

I will never believe it when they hold someone with one hand to stop them from falling

[somber stream]

Yeah horse shit 9/10 times

[astral basin]

Aaaa

[south valve]

Your arm would probably dislocate or something

[delicate vapor]

smyker jumpscare

[sly quest]

Too goated

[somber stream]

Unless you've got a solid place to anchor yourself onto

[lilac crag]

dude

I hate legday

[dire kayak]

shrimply use eviscerator

[lilac crag]

i can't feel

anything

[dire kayak]

not even me hugging you?

[sly quest]

[somber stream]

Also i've seen people pulling others up with one hand, long as said person is under 45 kilos

[delicate vapor]

need to max out evis

[dire kayak]

unfortunately i weight 85 i am DEAD

[somber stream]

Yeah you're super dead

[south valve]

But it’s to serve the legs 😔

[lilac crag]

I AM THE HAMMER OF THE LEGS

[dire kayak]

we should make a mandated lex day

[lilac crag]

but now it's sandwich time

[south valve]

Yippee

[dire kayak]

[delicate vapor]

yurm

[sly quest]

https://tenor.com/view/the-boys-yummers-the-boys-yummers-meme-yummers-meme-gif-10229506808836437820

[lilac crag]

wat.......

[dire kayak]

feed meee

[south valve]

She is the goobling, feed her

[sly quest]

@south valve i’ve been wondering. What’s up w your name, like, where did it come from?

[dire kayak]

cause he's a painted arbitrator

[south valve]

This is the answer

[south valve]

My dad set up my steam account because I got a pc when I was however many years old

And he’s a fan of this book series called ‘the painted man’

So he made my name ‘painted boy’

And I didn’t really ever want to change it

But everyone would just call me Painted, so it stuck

But an ex friend once gave me the nickname ‘Painter Flamboyant’, hence my username

[sly quest]

Such goated story, tuff name too

[dire kayak]

a gentleman is not a pot

[sly quest]

[south valve]

Thank you thank you

[south valve]

Actual quote from one of the English translations of Confucius

[delicate vapor]

[sly quest]

[south valve]

[dire kayak]

ohh sa

[south valve]

YOU BROKE THE CHAIN

MANDATED EDICT

I can’t think of one

[molten matrix]

They should put no man's land in the event rotation

[dire kayak]

YES

[delicate vapor]

[sly quest]

[south valve]

[twin flower]

[dire kayak]

-# uhhh how do i do this

[south valve]

What are you trying to do?

[sly quest]

Why are you tiny

[twin flower]

-#

[sly quest]

AWWWW LMAOAOOA

[twin flower]

smol

[south valve]

[lilac crag]

-#

[sly quest]

-#

Wth

[twin flower]

[sly quest]

How do you guys do thsi

[south valve]

Tragic

[twin flower]

Unfortunate

[lilac crag]

you do a space in between

-# like this

[sly quest]

-#

YAY AW

[twin flower]

There u go

[lilac crag]

-# good job

[south valve]

—#

[sly quest]

Thank you alex:•)

[twin flower]

-# together we smol

[south valve]

Fuck

[lilac crag]

-# you are so very welcome <3

[south valve]

Whoopsie daisy

[sly quest]

-# like the lana song?

[south valve]

-# We are the tidelings, feed us

[twin flower]

-# consoom

[south valve]

-# I’m not familiar..

[delicate vapor]

[dire kayak]

-# feed me

-# feed the ralseilings

[south valve]

-# I will deplete my blueberry supply upon them

[dire kayak]

-# welcome back my meowing milkmaids

[little marten]

Happy Saturday to all Darktide gamers

[south valve]

-# meow

[somber stream]

https://tenor.com/view/morning-vec50-gif-23545079

This unjust is taking its toll

Embed MUST return to genchat

[delicate vapor]

love when someone goes afk the moment we can extract

[prisma cypress]

Watched the Michael Jackson movie

It was fucking amazing

[sly quest]

Did you like the warhammer references?

[prisma cypress]

Yes I did I won’t lie I cried after like a little bitch

[sly quest]

Oh😭😭😭 thats okay it’s a beautiful movie:•) so glad you liked it that much!

[prisma cypress]

[delicate vapor]

ina

[twin flower]

theres a warhammer reference?

[prisma cypress]

Yeah they showed off the orks aka Joe Jackson

[waxen sleet]

theres also Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure reference in it

[sly quest]

…No Machi I was joking…

[delicate vapor]

nino

[grand mural]

Theres always a warhammer reference

[delicate vapor]

ina

[sly quest]

Meow meow

[delicate vapor]

[hidden jetty]

Hey guys im a vegan who eats meat

I identify as vegan

[somber stream]

How many meals do you have a day

[sly quest]

Vegan’t

[hidden jetty]

Thank you for asking. 2 big ones

[somber stream]

Fake Vegan

[delicate vapor]

meow

[hidden jetty]

I identify as vegan so that makes it ok

[somber stream]

Oh okay, carry on king

[hidden jetty]

Thanks dor remembering my pronouns ❤️

[somber stream]

I didn't even check before that

Bastard saw it coming

[waxen sleet]

You were outflanked

[somber stream]

And quite possibly, outclassed

eh?

[waxen sleet]

Outclassed? Outschooled!

[delicate vapor]

nope just out of alcohol

[somber stream]

No because of the king thin- nvm

[waxen sleet]

The king of the Britons? Who are the Britons?

[amber delta]

king Arthur

[delicate vapor]

[waxen sleet]

Well I didn't vote for him!

[amber delta]

that's because you don't have voting rights

[sly quest]

That reminded me… is the shark persona pfp person okay? They were talking lots about alcohol n drugs yesterday 😭

Or is that a normal thing for em?

[delicate vapor]

idk

[twin flower]

Shorkman?

[waxen sleet]

Well how did he become King?

[twin flower]

He's aight

[somber stream]

I'm with him there, strange women in a pond distributing sword is no basis for a system of government

[sly quest]

That’s great news:•) hope they are safe

[amber delta]

chosen by God of course

[delicate vapor]

chosen by me

[waxen sleet]

I didn't know we had a King, I thought we were an autonomous collective. An anarcho-syndicalist community even.

[fiery wave]

He roleplays a scum.

[delicate vapor]

fried chicken time

[somber stream]

Ex-Marine with disability

And alcohol issue

[waxen sleet]

How is he with crayons?

[somber stream]

I assume like all marine, it's some gourmet shit for them

[fiery wave]

Well, I know someone like that.

[fiery wave]

Also that.

[somber stream]

Darktide attract a certain type of people

[waxen sleet]

They were never the same after they retired dandelion yellow...

[fiery wave]

I dunno. I'm neither.

[delicate vapor]

the cheetah is faster dandelion

[waxen sleet]

I think its more like a bell curve of the people it attracts, one half of the curve reflects the gameplay and the other half is the 40k fandom

[dire kayak]

meow

[somber stream]

So true

[fiery wave]

But some could be both.

[dire kayak]

im both halves of the bell curve

[delicate vapor]

[fiery wave]

Although, I still want a game where I can play a Slaaneshi with a sonic boom gun.

[waxen sleet]

That means you're at the top?

[waxen sleet]

Again, the top?

[dire kayak]

i want a space marine game against death guard and nurgle cultists

[fiery wave]

Naw. I only panic.

P.A.N.I.C.

[fiery wave]

Well, said Slaaneshi could be blasting Nurglites as usual.

[waxen sleet]

I imagine the on the far edge of the game play side is where the edgy, sweaty, haters of lore are... and the far edge of the lore side is alt right who thinks unironically the emperor did nothing wrong?

[elder merlin]

Emperor should have killed and enslaved more

Fuckin dumbasses

[elder merlin]

At the disco?

[sly quest]

The emperorussy can’t be THAT good

[delicate vapor]

[dire kayak]

kills you

[floral ermine]

bros just be typin shiii

[sly quest]

Uh

Does a backflip?😭

[south valve]

That throne big enough for two? 😳

[delicate vapor]

[waxen sleet]

It takes over a thousand Psykers every day to fill it and keep the lights on

[sly quest]

Suddenly i’m a thousand psykers

[delicate vapor]

o deer

[elder merlin]

[elder merlin]

@opal jewel

[delicate vapor]

no..

[delicate vapor]

[timber elk]

A shrimp fried this rice?

[fossil oasis]

Wish my fuckass phone would charge faster so I can leave the house and go warhammer shop

I need paints for my Sisters of Battle

[delicate vapor]

real

[fiery wave]

Battery pack.

[delicate vapor]

i ate it

[fossil oasis]

Yeag ig, I do have one tbh

[dire kayak]

that's so real

you should show us when they're painted

[fiery wave]

That's the last resort.

[fossil oasis]

It's also only got 50% power in it because idk where the cable for it is

Since it's USB-A to charge it

[fossil oasis]

Yeag, I probably will :3

[fiery wave]

WTF?

[fossil oasis]

I should post my updated space marines and necrons actually. It's been a while since I posted pics of them but like I have updated them a bit

[fossil oasis]

Yeah it's like old as fuck but super reliable

[fiery wave]

Most are micro-usb or type-c.

[fossil oasis]

Oh wait no, it is micro-usb

[fiery wave]

Just buy a $2 wire.

[fossil oasis]

I was gettin confused with what usb type, I just knew it wasn't usb-c

[fiery wave]

They are still avaliable.

[fossil oasis]

Ig but like I know I have a cable somewhere already and it's the only thing I have that still needs micro-usb

[fiery wave]

Never hurts to have extras.

[fossil oasis]

I'll look for it once I get home later and if I can't find it, i'll buy one

Not gonna look for it now since i'm about to go out

[fiery wave]

True.

[dire kayak]

yaaaayyyy

[delicate vapor]

😱

[elder merlin]

[elder merlin]

A lamb chopped?

[somber stream]

Steam beta updated animations for the Steam Controller, it is close

Deliver us, Gaben

[timber elk]

Stop sign? Yeah I’ll stop what I’m doing and sign it.

[delicate vapor]

ye

[timid citrus]

They exist? Holy shit

[dire kayak]

bird flu? yeah they tend to do that

[amber delta]

are you shore

[dire kayak]

pulls out your eyes

[spice ingot]

hello

[amber delta]

where I'm going I don't need eyes to see

[sly quest]

Hello Mr.middlefinger

[spice ingot]

😁

[elder merlin]

Oh shit, its the cabbit

How you been?

[elder merlin]

I feel like the real Mr. Middlefinger would have responded with the middlefinger emoji

[sly quest]

No. They are Mr.middlefinger not mr.asshole

[elder merlin]

Im disappointed and my day is ruined

[elder merlin]

It'd still be funny

[sly quest]

No paul.

[elder merlin]

Yes Paul

[dire kayak]

i hate how the closest thing to scientist minis in 40k is the solar auxilia surgeons

[elder merlin]

With all the different styles and shit, im surprised there isnt a normal lookin scientist

Maybe with just an augmetic or somethin

[mortal quail]

Fake artist sended me a dm

[drowsy lynx]

demand fake art

[sly quest]

Ask them to draw you their ip address.

[marsh iris]

[elder merlin]

Tag them and notify a mod

[versed nest]

did they like

test this event

im in power matrix last event and every time i wipe out the elite spawns it immediately spawns more

[sly quest]

Hello Garut:•)

[lucid kelp]

Hi question does anyone here play darktide on arc b580? How is it? Just got my tax return and I need a new gpu. Thinking I want an intel card but I heard DT doesn't run well on them.

[fossil oasis]

Pretty good :3 still tryna look for a new job tho which has been hard.
Hbu tho? :3

[marsh iris]

al

[dire kayak]

realll

i really want a faction like the mechanicus but more human tbh

the weaponry is really cool same with their tactics

i just wish there were some with more human looks and less augmetics

[elder merlin]

Just been workin and sleeping

Playin games with friendd

Went and saw the new Mario movie with friends earlier

[fossil oasis]

Oh cool, was it good?

Most the reviews I saw initially didn't have much good to sayabout it

[delicate vapor]

[sly quest]

Sadly don’t know, try and ask lore channel they are a bit more helpful:•)

[elder merlin]

I can get that, its kind of just filled with cameos and references to other games, the story/plot is nonexistent

Its fun for just being a silly movie, which, to be fair, its marketed towards kids

[fossil oasis]

Yeah thats fair, ig people expected more then comin off of the last movie

[elder merlin]

There was a subplot that was kinda neat, but they kind go back on it about halfway through

Which, again, is fair

[elder merlin]

Yeah, but me and my friends still liked it well enough

[fossil oasis]

Think thats the more important thing tbh, as long as you enjoyed it

[timid citrus]

I still don't know what the guys in red armor are called back at where the missions are

I unlocked the armor and I'm using it but now I feel like a bigger useful idiot to the empire

[sly quest]

Emperor protects

[elder merlin]

I think the only thing that went wrong was some kid like 4 seats down from my two friends started shitting himself or farting abunch about halfway through the movie

[timid citrus]

The cadian armor looks alright though so I might start wearing it soon

[elder merlin]

Definitely gonna see if my friends wanna see the Street Fighter and new Mortal Kombat movie though

[timid citrus]

Imagine what his parents must've felt holy shit

I'd leave honestly

[fossil oasis]

Oh gross, wtf

[south valve]

Squashed skull

[cosmic burrow]

#ogryn-class message pals

[fossil oasis]

Didnt know they where releasing a street fighter movie, knew there was gonna be a mortal kombat one tho

[fossil oasis]

Is #ogryn-class the new shitpost and also other pictures channel instead of #zealot-class now?

[elder merlin]

Really? Yeah, check out the trailer, looks way cheesy in a good way

And the costumes look real good

[fossil oasis]

Oh peak, hopefully it's good then once it's out

[elder merlin]

I forget if Sagat is in it

I hope so

He is one of my favorite characters

[cosmic burrow]

this aint shitpost

this is foodpost

[timid citrus]

Guys apparently in the upcoming warhammer you can play as the catachan jungle fighters.

Time to be rambo shit is gonna be lit

[fossil oasis]

Well yeah that's why I also said "other pictures" too

[cosmic burrow]

not as but this will be a follower

[cosmic burrow]

ogryn chat is food chat

[fossil oasis]

Ah makes sense

[timid citrus]

I can't play as them? NOO

[cosmic burrow]

nope

read dark heresys post again

[fossil oasis]

I've been out of the loop in this server for a while and I only knew #zealot-class as shitpost channel, didn't see ogryn used for other stuff too

[timid citrus]

Can I at least use a skin that mirrors them

[timid citrus]

Sure