general-chat

[blazing ibex]

It's not just elites

[regal jasper]

i told u, I played this 3 times in my whole life 😔

[regal jasper]

what

[blazing ibex]

There's still residual bruisers and walkers

But there's a much bigger presence of elites

It honestly feels like Havoc a bit

[hidden trout]

Much less than normal

Outside of the mid and end event the missions are mind numbingly boring

[blazing ibex]

Ye. Fodder enemy count is just way lower

[hidden trout]

I never want to play them again

[barren sky]

aloah hoi i was here 2 years ago, wanna play? : 3

[hidden trout]

You get to have fun for 30 seconds out of the whole mission! Be excited!

[blazing ibex]

I do think the spawns could be adjusted for the more general areas

[regal jasper]

Damn

[blazing ibex]

But the events are actually lile

Probably some of the most fun I've been able to have with them

And I'm honestly curious if they're trying to test something here

[hidden trout]

If the elites they did have were actually threatening it could be fun
This would be a perfect time to do a trial run of new elite behavior and attacks, where theyre more isolated and take longer to kill so you have time to engage with those moves

[molten matrix]

Ragers now pounce you like gutter runners

[blazing ibex]

That's what I'm saying. I'm wondering if they're trying to figure out ways for them to be more imposing on an individual level.

[molten matrix]

This event is still very fun tho

[blazing ibex]

And adjust density so that the game isn't literally breaking from what the AI director is trying to do.

[modest flume]

Time to make it 4

[vapid matrix]

Time to play darktide

[regal jasper]

oh no, I already get angry playing SM2, i dont need something different to make me angry

[blazing ibex]

It has to be obvious to FS by now that the tech debt is getting genuinely bad enough that certain things are just simply not behaving properly on a consistent level.

[modest flume]

I'll be with you this time

[blazing ibex]

I got instapounced by dogs four times in a row last time I played havoc

[regal jasper]

Oh, twin... Thats means a lot for me

[blazing ibex]

In the course of less than a minute

[molten matrix]

Crusher pommel attack that guardbreaks you?

So your forced to learn its moveset and dodge

[dire kayak]

YESSSSSS

[hidden trout]

Dreg rager leap from a distance, but is treated like a normal 2 hit attack
Scab rager kick that staggers and drains stamina and ignores dodges, but is blocked at no cost
Both of these have a randomized cooldown of 6-12s, and when one triggers every other cooldown of the same enemy within 25 meters is reprocced, to avoid groups all spamming them to allow for reasonable counterplay and to randomize which enemy does the attack

[molten matrix]

Game director broke 5 crushers kick you st the same time

[shell goblet]

played event mission

that was fun

[dire kayak]

i fell asleep all day

fuck my life

[south valve]

🛌

[zenith merlin]

do the enemies in the event have more hp?

[molten matrix]

Also cole i had the idea for cursed weapons that ive genuinely been thinking about but i struggle to put it on paper

[modest flume]

@south valve Bro turned plaid pink

[south valve]

This is why Welshie voted Pink Cymru

or something

[patent grove]

That's better than falling asleep all night

[south valve]

True(?)

How are you guys?

[modest flume]

Pretty good honestly, can't complain

My birthday is tomorrow on my day off

[south valve]

Best day

[dire kayak]

hap birdayyy

[modest flume]

Thank you Gooby

[modest flume]

It sounds a bit funny but my family bought me a really nice and comfy shirt

Fits me perfectly

[south valve]

That is incredibly peak

sparkle on ✨

[modest flume]

My co workers also bought me a cake and some donuts which was very touching

Shit is hard, but it's always a bit easier with people you like

[jaunty path]

this event was easy to play as hive scum and because Hive scum is the Glass Cannon™ anyone who struggles in it has a skill issue and is a bad person.

[regal jasper]

Thats why I dont even play it B)

[jaunty path]

reported

[regal jasper]

no

NOOOOOOOOOOO

[jaunty path]

Israel will deal with you

[dire kayak]

i like chaining eviscerator crits on the mauler hordes

[regal jasper]

Dont let them take me away

[south valve]

Join the gang of being here but not playing darktid

e

[jaunty path]

tac axe is great for rager hordes.

Heavy attacks put them down

[dire kayak]

i hate the tac axe and combat axe

[jaunty path]

reported

[jaunty path]

why hate them

theyre very op

[grizzled plover]

i like the chain axe

[jaunty path]

reported

[grizzled plover]

it was more fun with the hitstop

[jaunty path]

hitslop.

[grizzled plover]

more like misslop when u post

[jaunty path]

vomits blood on you

[dire kayak]

i hate how the combat axe feels mostly

very clunky

[regal jasper]

im a vampire

[sweet wraith]

It's an axe

Expect it to be clunky

[jaunty path]

im not too fond of it myself. Tac axe is broke tho

[south valve]

I don't like how spam clicky the tac axe is

Porn server

[jaunty path]

why

its so fun to click things until they die

[delicate cove]

Rock

[south valve]

Idk, I just don't like spamclicking

[delicate cove]

[delicate cove]

What did I miss

[south valve]

"Rock. ROCK." - Poet, Ogryn Bully. [40,000AD]

[south valve]

Spambot or something sent a link

but Hadron deleted it

[delicate cove]

PRAISE THE OMNISIAH

[sweet wraith]

Thank you Hadron

[delicate cove]

THANK YOU HADRON

[delicate cove]

“ this is friendly rock!” (Bodyguard ogryn 40,000k)

[dire kayak]

remember that bot that kept insulting people here

[nocturne bloom]

Which one

[south valve]

Filthy clanker

[vivid zinc]

My cat was so excited for rotereri chicken lol

[dire kayak]

it was back in like february or march

called me a porn addict too

[south valve]

Dumbass bot

[dire kayak]

i dreamt about a space marine game where we fought against death guard and nurgle cultists last night

[unborn sigil]

is the game servers oki ?

3 crashes with in 30 min thats not normal

[tired inlet]

I don't know, I haven't called them and asked. I should get them a Hallmark card or something; "Dear Fatshark Darkside Mourningstar Servers: Thinking of you. How are you doing? We should hang out sometime."

and then we never hang out

because that's what being in your 30s is like

[south valve]

Very specific

[jaunty path]

old

[thick coyote]

Of course the servers are ok

Because Fatshark knows what they are doing

So don't worry about it

[sleek harness]

Servers are up, your internet connection sucks

[vivid zinc]

Sadly yeah when u get into ur 30s everyone kind of just drops off the face of the earth due to families, careers or bad life choices finally catching up with them

[tired inlet]

it isn't.
It's like Darkseid.
It just is

[sleek harness]

Yeah it ain't

[tired inlet]

I'm in my 40s now. That's why I can say that's what being in your 30s is.

[jaunty path]

fossil

[vivid zinc]

lol

[tired inlet]

whatever makes your bones rock hard

[sleek harness]

Anyways I have open a note about you freaks opinion about me

[south valve]

Guess that's why we use discord

[sleek harness]

Say anything about me and I will note

And totally not take it to account

[sleek harness]

Let's start with you

What do you think of Foolish Skaven

[tired inlet]

you ever hear the term "ratfuck"

[sleek harness]

Okay you won't answer then

[tired inlet]

transitive verb "ratfucking" (present participle form)

[sleek harness]

Next

[vivid zinc]

Foolish Skaven is a made up name. Skaven don't exist.

[sleek harness]

Every name is made up

What are you talking about

[vivid zinc]

I don't know what I'm talking about because Skaven don't exist

[sleek harness]

Words don't exist

[tired inlet]

is it me or does this start like DJ Snake's "Turn down for what"?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2b5CErgTl6I

[sleek harness]

It's just a made up communication method created by humans

[vivid zinc]

We're all made of star dust

[south valve]

Damn Skaven

[sleek harness]

If humans died right now, words stop existing

[south valve]

when did you get critical?

[sleek harness]

When I realized I was being too mean today

[south valve]

or philosophical ig

[sleek harness]

So I went back to being mean

[sleek harness]

I always have been

I just don't show it off

[south valve]

I haven't had much time to see it

[waxen sleet]

You know id really love to play the new event some more... but funnily enough id like the game to be playable, and not have me rubberbanding or having missed inputs in the middle of a rager horde

[vivid zinc]

The only contemplation skaven are capable of is how to back stab one another

[tired inlet]

well, no, Skav's talking about "social constructs" and that language is socially constructed, and since taxonomy and nomenclature are subsets of language, they too, by transitive property, are therefore socially constructed.

which isn't philosophical, but psychological

it's rooted in pedantry, but it's cogent

[vivid zinc]

Language isn't limited to humans either

[south valve]

It is philosophy

[jaunty path]

cats speak spanish

[tired inlet]

well, communication isn't

[south valve]

language and allat

it's both ig

[tired inlet]

other animals and plants communicate but language is a form of communication.

[true minnow]

What is it about people using combat knives that allows them to move really fucking fast vs other stuff

[waxen sleet]

You mean el gato?

[true minnow]

Besides counterstrike strats

[rocky radish]

It's fun

[tired inlet]

Bishop was an android -- a synth

[waxen sleet]

Mobility stat?

[true minnow]

Just combat knife and mobility means super zoom vs other weapons and mobility?

[modest flume]

Charging heavy attacks make you run

[true minnow]

o

[vivid zinc]

As we speak I can literally hear crows and magpies outside my window talking to one another. They have their own language and it goes way beyond basic communication.

[tired inlet]

KNives and pistols both give mobility boosts passively, and if you also add an 80% bonus you can zip, and the wind-up of the knife also gives a minor boost

[modest flume]

It also has a high mobility stat on top of that

[ripe tangle]

@misty trench Happy ANZAC Day.

[tired inlet]

Corvids are very intelligent birds, yes. They take care of each other, proven to have pretty good memories, harbor grudges, and understand social concepts of friendship and community.

[waxen sleet]

The collective noun for crows is a murder, and for magpies its a mischief... and ravens have conspiracies but blackbirds have an unkindness

[tired inlet]

if you betray a corvid, they will remember you

[misty trench]

ah cheers

[tired inlet]

if you perform kindness, they will bring you gifts

[misty trench]

appreciate it 🙏

[ripe tangle]

I’d buy you a Sausage Sizzle if I could

[tired inlet]

corvids also protect the injured

[misty trench]

god I could go for a bunnings snag rn fr

[sleek harness]

Well I am unique

Want to know why?

[south valve]

You're foolish 🤯

[vivid zinc]

My point was that language isn't an exclusive human thing. Some animals have language too that we can't fully grasp. Orcas and Dolphins also have language.

[sleek harness]

No

[vivid zinc]

Hell Orcas have regional dialects

[waxen sleet]

You are the horned one?

[sleek harness]

No

Damned if I could be a god

[vivid zinc]

Because someone forgot to clean ur cage last week?

[sleek harness]

The hell you mean cage

I live in a cave

[vivid zinc]

Ur a Skaven using Discord. Bitch you've been domesticated.

[south valve]

What were you going to say?

[sleek harness]

No

I am using a magic ball that I stole from a wizard

[waxen sleet]

Domestic, but not Domesticated

[ripe tangle]

What does it mean if I died and came back?

[rocky radish]

You're a zombie

[sleek harness]

Because I spent so much time with you freaks that I learned the human ways

[waxen sleet]

Try again? Idk?

[south valve]

I see

[vivid zinc]

Learning humanity from gooners is definitely a choice lol

[sleek harness]

Pleasure seekers is best start to understanding humanity

[ripe tangle]

imagine praying really hard in the afterlife and you just sorta come back

[south valve]

Do you count as a furry?

[ripe tangle]

Because the Emperor said “go back to doing what you were doing”

[tired inlet]

I'd ensure a pilgrimage would be made to enshrine your half blown apart skull

[sleek harness]

Reincarnated as a Nurgle's Champion

[waxen sleet]

I imagine its more grease and oil than fur

[vivid zinc]

Funny part is Skaven and humans aren't too dissimilar. Skaven are just more backstabby and destructive.

[south valve]

True

[rocky radish]

I bet there's no gaming in the afterlife. For that reason alone I plan to live so long I become a burden to everyone

[sleek harness]

Skavens are cracked humans

[vivid zinc]

They're a dark reflection of humanity imo

[ripe tangle]

but Humans are already extremely backstabby and destructive

[tired inlet]

the war is the game

It's literally called The Great Game by the Chaos Entities

[sleek harness]

But we are better because we actually don't effect the warp and make the Chaos Gods stronger

[waxen sleet]

Im genuinely surprised they are not an abhuman in 40k tbh

[sleek harness]

You hearing this Sister?

[vivid zinc]

That's kinda the point lol

[sleek harness]

Your existance makes demons stronger

[vivid zinc]

Skaven are humans but all the bad bits cranked to 11

[ripe tangle]

six seven!

Skibidi Toilet!

Fanum Tax!

dies

[waxen sleet]

End scene?

[sleek harness]

Better than your mama jokes from 2000s

[vivid zinc]

On that note im gonna go make another smoothie and watch the latest epsiode of the boys

[vivid zinc]

Dead Baby jokes best jokes

[waxen sleet]

Is ketchup a smoothie?

[ripe tangle]

is Cereal a Soup?

is a Hot Dog a sandwich?

[waxen sleet]

Yes, unless there's more cereal than the milk can handle... then its a stew

[sleek harness]

Fork found in kitchen?1!1?1!?1!1

[waxen sleet]

And a hotdog is a taco

[ripe tangle]

no, it’s an open faced sandwich, and so is a taco…

[thick coyote]

Cereal is a broth

[tired inlet]

https://flowingdata.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/Sandwich-alignment-chart.jpg

@ripe tangle also

[ripe tangle]

and burritos are wraps

[waxen sleet]

Fair point, we'll said

[sleek harness]

Sandwiches are already open

What do you mean

[rocky radish]

Meat based humour? That's a rare medium. Well done

[thick coyote]

Bruh

[sleek harness]

Didn't knew that was a TF2 class

[waxen sleet]

And pizza is also an open faced sandwich then

[tired inlet]

I don't enjoy Blue Humor.

[sleek harness]

A pizza is a picnic sandwich

[ripe tangle]

Uhhhh…. Kind of? Maybe on technicality

[waxen sleet]

Bc red makes it go faster?

[ripe tangle]

but who the fuck would call it that

[sleek harness]

It got bread

Toppings

[tired inlet]

NO. BLUE IS A TYPE OF COOKING. THAT'S THE JOKE

[ripe tangle]

is a Lasagna technically a cake?

[sleek harness]

And it's eaten with hand

[tired inlet]

Blue is super rare

[vivid zinc]

No? Who tf makes a cake with pasta and meat? lol

[waxen sleet]

What makes a cake a cake and not a tort or a pudding?

[vivid zinc]

It's a caserole

[tired inlet]

are you tartare'd?

[ripe tangle]

Casserole seems more appropriate, well played.

[waxen sleet]

No, my mom made sure to get me tested when I was little

[sleek harness]

If you put sausages in a cake does it become a hotdog

[ripe tangle]

no

it just becomes wrong

[waxen sleet]

No

[sleek harness]

A open faced cake

[tired inlet]

did you not look at the chart

[vivid zinc]

That's no way to describe ur brood mother, Skaven

[tired inlet]

look at the god damned chart chat

[sleek harness]

I would rather not talk about parents

[waxen sleet]

Amazing

[dense iris]

DID SOMEONE SAY LASGUN?

[tight pine]

Uhh no, also Cadia sits

[ripe tangle]

Why’re you a Shinigami now?

[dense iris]

[waxen sleet]

Sit, stay... good cadian?

[cinder pasture]

You know darktide community is much chiller than a game that has been on my radar like helldivers 2

YOu guys rocks

[dense iris]

Filed a restraining order against slannesh
Apparently that gives you a power boost

[jaunty path]

Just wait

[waxen sleet]

Bc a Cadian Shikigami would catch aflame from lasgun fire? So... Shinigami instead?

[ripe tangle]

Here I thought you were just being a Weeb on top of calling yourself a grim reaper

[cinder pasture]

https://i.gyazo.com/57a5cb8dd726a851164ffee46cd8e7f2.png

Do you guys like my ogryn?

[waxen sleet]

Are chips considered a topping for a sandwich?

[ripe tangle]

a Shikigami is a magical familiar, often a spirit/animal/object used by a magic user, a Shinigami is someone who ferries you over the river after you die…

[sleek harness]

Bald

[dense iris]

(Lol oh yea the my actual username is referring to the Shinigami in actual mythos lol. Im a massive japanese and egyptian mythos simp however deathnote exists)

[jaunty path]

Is it on top

[sleek harness]

Lucia can you do me a favor

[vivid zinc]

Most of the toxic people got banned or left on their own, now all that's left is a bunch of accepting degens with the one or two weirdo once in a while

[waxen sleet]

I mean, if you ask nicely?

[ripe tangle]

What’s up?

[dense iris]

I plan on making an Alt called A Friendly Narukami someday

[jaunty path]

A topping is put on top of a food

If its inside of a sandwich then its not a topping

[dense iris]

All the kami

[ripe tangle]

anchovies, salami, extra cheese, thank you.

[sleek harness]

I have been getting haunted by my haters since I existed, so I am wondering if you have anything to help me kill them

Like

Holy piss or something

Water

Whatever holy

[vivid zinc]

anchovies? 🤮

[ripe tangle]

I’ll give you the Baculum of a Saint

[sleek harness]

The hell is that

[ripe tangle]

that’ll help you I think

look it up

heh

[waxen sleet]

But toppings can end up inside a sandwich too? Open faced or folded in half

[ripe tangle]

also anchovies are delicious

[dense iris]

-# I Trusted You

[sleek harness]

You giving me a fucking spine?

[waxen sleet]

Prefer Kame... i like turtles

[ripe tangle]

It’s not a spine

[sleek harness]

It's a bone

[tight pine]

Can I have one?

[dense iris]

I like turtles too albiet I prefer snakes and spiders

[sleek harness]

Looks like a spine

[ripe tangle]

a Baculum is a Penis Bone…

the bone inside a penis

[vivid zinc]

For me, Anchovies are up there with 100 year eggs and fermented shark meat in terms of do not eat

[tight pine]

Can I not have one then

[sleek harness]

I don't think penis have bones

[dense iris]

Some animals do

[ripe tangle]

Humans don’t, but many animals do.

[sleek harness]

Which animal did you consider a Saint then

[south valve]

cat

[ripe tangle]

Skaven I assume probably have Baculums since most rodents have them including rats and mice.

[sleek harness]

I don't think cats exist in 40k

[tight pine]

Those goofy goobers

[waxen sleet]

Felinids

[sleek harness]

Skavens don't exist in 40k yet

[ripe tangle]

I’m just saying

[south valve]

Indeed

[ripe tangle]

if anyone would have a literal bone in their penis it’s a Skaven

[dense iris]

Catgirls and boys exist keke

[sleek harness]

Give me something holy already

It's been 30 years

I have been cursed with theses haters

[patent grove]

Holy Piss is my band name

[waxen sleet]

Wolves have Bacculum... would certain Astartes have them?

[ripe tangle]

*throws you a bottle of Holy Water*

[ripe tangle]

possibly

[sleek harness]

I didn't catch it

[dense iris]

Most likely not

[sleek harness]

I am like

In another universe

Dumbass

[dense iris]

It would be counter productive

[ripe tangle]

then why’re you asking me for a Holy Artifact?

[tight pine]

starts burning from inside

Please… don’t do that

[ripe tangle]

you fool

[sleek harness]

I thought you would find a way to pass it to me

Not throw it at the 4th wall

[ripe tangle]

Sorry, can’f hear you, training witb THE BLADE

[sleek harness]

Blades don't make sound

[tight pine]

[ripe tangle]

they do when you go “WOOOOSH!” every time you swing it.

[sleek harness]

Are you really that deaf to only hear that

[waxen sleet]

Yeah they do, they tell you to go kill Paarthurnax

[tight pine]

Same goes with the fist when too

[ripe tangle]

No, but I am blind momentarily when I close my eyes… for some reason.

[sleek harness]

I think I know the reason

You have a giant red thing in your other eye

[tight pine]

Umm… that bionic implant blinks too?

[sleek harness]

It's probably messing with your brain

[ripe tangle]

It doesn’t blink no…

[tight pine]

Then how do you go blind if you see through the implant?

[ripe tangle]

I can’t see from it either, it merely detects motion.

[sleek harness]

I an sorry that you have to see the wall or the upper wall in red everytime you try to go to sleep

[tight pine]

Useless bionic

[sleek harness]

Must be horrible

[ripe tangle]

How dare you speak that way of the tools blessed to me from the Mechanicus?!

[sleek harness]

I thought you hated the Mechanicus

You are like

A Sister

[ripe tangle]

that’s Heresy! Prepare yourself to be cleaved in two.

[sleek harness]

Teo

[dire kayak]

i cant wait for mechanicus 2

[tight pine]

You called?

[dire kayak]

[ripe tangle]

I don’t hate the Mechanicus, I distrust them.

[sleek harness]

I can't wait for Helldivers 2 to die

[ripe tangle]

Why?

[tight pine]

Yes, would absolutely love to play it

[sleek harness]

So why are you mad that people don't trust the mechanicus

Are you brainwashed

[ripe tangle]

I’m not mad, I’m enraged.

[sleek harness]

Because it sucks

The team working on it sucks

[ripe tangle]

I like it…

[sleek harness]

Doesn't even have a balancing team

[tight pine]

This argument is becoming cyclical now…

[dire kayak]

me too

[sleek harness]

Puts 90% of the arsenal behind pay walls

And doesn't know how to manage penetration

[sleek harness]

Ah I see, so when you are mad you shout at the poor for standing around

And then throw them into court

[waxen sleet]

What are you looking forward to most? Dawn of War 4 Admech faction, Mechanicus 2, the new Admech DLC for Rofue Trader, or the new Admech class that is definitely coming?

[waxen sleet]

Thats what she said

[vivid zinc]

Are we still talking about Foolish Skaven's brood mother? Guys we're better than this!

[dire kayak]

coolest inquisitor mini and its locked behind warhammer+,,,,,,,,,

[waxen sleet]

Im not

[dire kayak]

[tight pine]

Mechanicus 2, ye gotta get the full deal for the full experience

[sleek harness]

No

He's talking about your ex

Which was his ex

[waxen sleet]

Fair enough, never finished the first one... but it was fun

[sleek harness]

Strange connection between you two ngl

[tight pine]

Hah, I never even got it in the first place

[ripe tangle]

I’m not the Police

[sleek harness]

You basically are the closest thing to a Adeptus Arbites

Since you bring order

With faith

[south valve]

Goodnight chat

[vivid zinc]

gnight

[sleek harness]

Painted you were just here 10 minutes ago

Who you saying goodnight to

[vivid zinc]

painted so ronery

[south valve]

Chat

[sleek harness]

We are the same people

That was here 10 minutes ago

11 minutes ago

[waxen sleet]

If you put a slice of bread from one loaf between two slices of bread from another loaf, is it a sandwich? Or just 3 slices of bread?

[vivid zinc]

Gee I fuckin wonder xD

[waxen sleet]

Like... a slice of pumpernickel between 2 whole wheat?

[vivid zinc]

That's an interesting euphanism for sex

[fading otter]

Couldn’t you just sub, order the mini and then unsub

[waxen sleet]

It wasn't supposed to be

[dire kayak]

trueee

[tight pine]

Toast 2 two of them and it will be

[vivid zinc]

Everything's a euphanism for sex if you try hard enough mate ❤️

[waxen sleet]

That makes sense... but why does that make sense?

[tight pine]

Go ask tzeentch that

He’ll have an answer

[astral basin]

Aaaa

The rum gut is finally going away

[vivid zinc]

yay!

[true minnow]

You know what rum rhymes with

[waxen sleet]

Admech class when?

Thank you, I needed that

[true minnow]

Dead game

[mystic fossil]

never twin

[jaunty path]

How much rum did you drink?

[formal wharf]

grrr

[astral basin]

I didnt measure
A bitch amount ngl
I had a 12 ounce can coconut dr pepper, filled it to where i can definitely taste the rum
And did it again. But this time i tasted a lot more rum

[formal wharf]

let me use my funny troll message

curse you adeptus mechanicus

[jaunty path]

did you go through a bottle?

[astral basin]

So like
6 ounces? Give or take?

FUCK NO

[jaunty path]

lmao

[astral basin]

I don wanna be dead

[fallow plover]

Things I'd give for a bottle abt now

[astral basin]

I need to check bc i had maybe half the bottle before i did
It might be at a quarter now

[jaunty path]

I'll be getting a bottle in a little roughly 5 days.

well probably like a small one cuz I wanna try bacardi gold

[fallow plover]

I do like me rum

[astral basin]

Ts is dope af
Kraken is
Really nice

Really really nice

[dire kayak]

ive been tempted to start drinking

[jaunty path]

whats it like

[fallow plover]

got a 700ml bottle of Pineapple Jim Bean

[astral basin]

Uh

[jaunty path]

I cant recommend it

[astral basin]

Nice

[fallow plover]

very interesting stuff

[jaunty path]

the taste?

[ripe tangle]

if I put a slice of bread on top of my cat, then put another below her.

will she count as a sandwich?

[jaunty path]

Lucia has a cat..

[jaunty path]

mmm yes

[ripe tangle]

I do have a cat yes

3 actually

[thick coyote]

Butter one slice of bread
Tie to a cat
Drop the cat

Infinite rotation

[jaunty path]

in ur RV?

woaw

[astral basin]

Drinking for drinking is dangerous
Drinking as a socializing thing is alright
I stick to cocktails mostly. Plain alcohol sucks

[jaunty path]

also im not sure if im super crazy for spiced rum

[fallow plover]

Spiced rum is an honest mood though

[jaunty path]

feels like the spice gets in the way of the raw taste.

[fallow plover]

Last spiced rum I had was one called Dark Matter

tasted like christmas cake

nice stuff though

not £36 nice though

[jaunty path]

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

not sure if id like that

[astral basin]

I havent even done the single shot i usually do w new bottles
It had a strong odor. Was drinking for flavor atp and didnt want to be turned off by it

[fallow plover]

I actually have a half bottle of Kraken on my shelf rn

Dark Caramel Kraken

[jaunty path]

kraken black rum looks cheaper

[fallow plover]

Theres an evil ass bottle of Jaeger too just sitting there

menacingly

[astral basin]

But like
I drop ts in some apple cider? Some lemon juice, dash a cinny?
Drop ts on my coconut dr pepper?
Holy fuck
I like allo’

[dire kayak]

i feel like if i started drinking id be more bearable to be around

[broken cave]

I just got Frenzied Killer (2) (Kill 90+ enemies in 30s) through frag bomb spam lol

[vivid zinc]

Used to rent sound equipment to a bar/rave club in my 20s. The owner would give me $1 jagger bombs lol

[jaunty path]

And thats why you should not drink Goober.

If you're drinking it to be more "bearable" then thats already a problem

[fallow plover]

I love being a student because most places where I am give me 30-50% off that kinda stuff

[true minnow]

It's like people who think they are better drivers when they are buzzed

It makes you feel like it's true, but it for sure isn't

[jaunty path]

Excuse me what 😭

[fallow plover]

Driving in my Leman Russ right after 30 Jaeger bombs

[astral basin]

Self esteem doesnt magically change
Best alcohol will do for you is give you a better time
I bawled like a baby the first time i got drunk tho

[fallow plover]

Hey that bump is shaped like Horus

[modest flume]

Do not the horse

[vivid zinc]

God looking back I really drank too much when I was younger lol. My record is 36 beers on my 21st bday.

36 beers in like 8 hours

[fallow plover]

If audio mods exist for DT I will put Kitasan's Harikitte Ikou soundbite into Zealot/Ogryn/Arbites charge

:)

[jaunty path]

if you look

yeah

[jaunty path]

jesus christ.

[true minnow]

Growing up around people who smoke and drank made me never ever want to

[thick coyote]

"Should I drive over this bump or go around?"
"Hmmm, but think about the gas prices"
"But then I'd have to turn the vehicle around and that would be a hassle"

[astral basin]

…what brand?

[true minnow]

O'dules

I did do a shitload of psychedellics though, but gave them up later

[fallow plover]

so true

[tired inlet]

it's Friday night; who up ponderin' they orb right now

[vivid zinc]

A few different brands. I remember Sopporo and Corona.

Corona the best shit beer ever, it's so non-offensive in terms of taste

[true minnow]

Everyone is playing expeditions you should join

[tired inlet]

I am still at work

but just closing out some administrative operations

[true minnow]

You should quit your job

[tired inlet]

I have a mortgage

so I have to die doing this

[fallow plover]

you should quit your mortgage

[true minnow]

You should declare bankruptcy

[tired inlet]

but I have an 800+ credit score

[vivid zinc]

I DECLARE BANKRUPTCY

[tired inlet]

that's like thumb wars

[true minnow]

What good is amazing credit if you are working yourself to death

[fallow plover]

damn they got a point

[astral basin]

36 beers ≈ 5 shots of most counter liquor?

[tired inlet]

one day I will have to buy another car due to planned obsolescence as a feature of neoliberal capitalism

[vivid zinc]

For some people work is a hobby

[true minnow]

So lowball someone on craigslist

[tired inlet]

and I'd like to have a lower interest rate for that

[vivid zinc]

lol not really

[fallow plover]

Craigslist shitboxes my beloved

🙏

[true minnow]

I bought an F250 with a 7.3 turbo diesel with 90k miles on it, it will outlive us all

[tired inlet]

in Florida it's likely to be packed full of meth and explode

[true minnow]

My daily driver is my electric smart car though

[true minnow]

Good thing you have an amazing credit score for good insurance

[tired inlet]

my father has like an '82 Dodge RAM pick-up that stil runs

it's all analog. He's an automotive mechanic by trade.

[fallow plover]

theres someone down in England selling a whole ass BTR-60 for shy of 100k

tempted to buy it

[true minnow]

Wait are there expedition maps where you don't get the radar?

[fallow plover]

Heretics invested in ECM its over

😔

[thick coyote]

Yeah

[astral basin]

Im thinking pure proof content whoops
I work retail im supposed to know beer = shot = glass

[vivid zinc]

Yeah no games for me today I feel kinda tired

[true minnow]

Well that is fucking stupid

[thick coyote]

Nah don't worry

Fatshark knows what they are doing

[true minnow]

Yeah eating chinese investor money and hating their players

[fallow plover]

isnt that just 90% of game studios headass

[thick coyote]

Yeah don't worry
They know what they are doing

[mystic fossil]

guys ogryn should be able to b hop and his charge should let him slide around extra like demoknight from tf2

[fallow plover]

Trimping Ogryn would be

scary

[true minnow]

Doesn't make them any less pieces of shit

[fiery wave]

You path to extract and then door hoping for something inbetween.

[fallow plover]

cue a 3 ton ogryn named "Rock" launching himself at 300 mile an hour off the top of a staircase before slamming into a Beast of Nurge that spawned

[mystic fossil]

how good would max level payday 2 characters be in darktide

[true minnow]

Everyone dies but Jimmy

[jaunty path]

I dunno dude thats a whole different video game

[fallow plover]

depends on mission

if its rolling steel auric then yea they're dead :)

[mystic fossil]

killing rodin karnak

[fallow plover]

oh yea its over

[mystic fossil]

they win?

[fallow plover]

their ass is not making it past the 2nd encounter with the twins

[jaunty path]

enemies dont drop ammo

so I think thats a problem

[mystic fossil]

true, but ammo packs with inf ammo time

and miniguns

[fallow plover]

tbf it is RNG dependent on whether they get an ammo crate drop

[jaunty path]

What

[fallow plover]

in a box

[jaunty path]

that doesnt exist in payday

[mystic fossil]

chars can carry ammo packs in payday 2

[jaunty path]

Darktide players can too

believe it or not

[mystic fossil]

and certain perks give inf ammo for a time once you place em

[fallow plover]

reverse question

how good would Darktide characters

be in Payday 2

[mystic fossil]

what is 7.62 doing to a fucking ogryn

psyker??

[fallow plover]

I cackled too hard at that one

[jaunty path]

but those are still finite. once theyre out of ammo they'll have issues.

[mystic fossil]

smyker solos

[jaunty path]

uhhhh

[fallow plover]

Psyker highk kiling cops, accidentally procs lore accurate Perils

[jaunty path]

they rely soley on ammo

[fallow plover]

suddenly Daemon

[jaunty path]

and

the immediate problem is. they dont melee

i feel like its going to be a common problem darktide players cant comprehend

you can't rely solely on guns for horde clear then go on to complain about people stealing your ammo

[modest flume]

You'll never believe what I'm gonna tell you

[mystic fossil]

comically large spoon build?

[modest flume]

[fallow plover]

Dear god...

[jaunty path]

return to reddit please

[mystic fossil]

don't even got an account

[fallow plover]

make one then and return to reddit

[vivid zinc]

Ur telling me u have a name like that and u don't have a reddit account?

[mystic fossil]

yuh...

not even an x account believe it or not

[modest flume]

Good

[vivid zinc]

I don't use any social media. It's pure brain rot.

[fallow plover]

Literally on discord

[vivid zinc]

IDK if I'd call Discord social media per sey lol

[modest flume]

I'll social your media

[fallow plover]

if we're going by literal definition then it is classed as one

[timber elk]

is sleeping on a cloud. Floating mid air

[vivid zinc]

If we go by the strictest definitions, sure. But this place isn't like X or FB or Reddit or w/e

It could be but you'd have to find communities tailored to that shit

[fallow plover]

I suppose it kinda sits in the middle area of "Yes and No"

we both get half points

:)

[modest flume]

You know what they say

That's no moon

[vivid zinc]

Birds aren't real?

[fallow plover]

That's no moon
Its ChatGPTs latest data center /j

its almost 3am clearly i try to solo queue Auric expeditions right

[astral basin]

This is a social media platform
We are still a peer to peer hub capable of spreading misinformation

[ebon bay]

3 am, what are you in Australia or somthing?

[modest flume]

Naaaaah, it's time for your Havoc climb

[fallow plover]

UK

[fallow plover]

TRUE

[ebon bay]

Okay my time zone knowledge is just terrible I guess

[fallow plover]

dont worry mine is too

[vivid zinc]

It's significantly harder here because it's live chats. Not posted messages that get upvotes n dumb popularity-linked visibility

[modest flume]

I'd unironically help but I'm away from my computer ATM

[fallow plover]

Me booting up my xbox to play Havoc and immediately crash because its xbox

[ebon bay]

It's also easier here though, because it's even more echo-chambery than normal social media

[vivid zinc]

Depends on the community imo

[modest flume]

Me booting up my xbox to play Havoc and immediately crash because its xbox

FTFY

[somber stream]

One of you mf here cursed me for sure. I met captain wolfer doing the 67 hand thing in my dream nightmare

[fallow plover]

That is a sentence I was not expecting to see

[thick coyote]

The moebian 6th 7th

[ebon bay]

I still don't understand how 67 is funny

[vivid zinc]

That's the funny part; it isn't

[somber stream]

It’s not

[ebon bay]

Why can't these stupid middle school kids just make dead baby jokes like I used to

[modest flume]

OH I forgot to ask, @vivid zinc putting that sweet Evis to good use?

[fallow plover]

I ask myself the same then I remember the internet did the same shit like 10 years ago with the whole "E" meme

[vivid zinc]

Not today, I'm kinda tired just wanna watch tv drink mango/peach/pinapple smoothies and go to sleep

[twin flower]

now we get 6 7 jokes, and something about a toilet

[somber stream]

69 will forever reign supreme

I’m going back to bed now bye

[dire kayak]

ooouughhh

pain

[mystic fossil]

plural??? no offense but how many smoothies can one consume

[fallow plover]

never enough smoothies

[vivid zinc]

You can repurpose most dead baby jokes into heretic jokes btw

What's funnier than a dead heretic?

[astral basin]

News channels can be implemented
See any official game server hosting patch note informationals
The lives chats simply facilitate active engagement of topics.
Even using the pins lets people with no experience in server administration keep topics accessible

[vivid zinc]

10 dead heretics in a Tau exosuit

[twin flower]

[vivid zinc]

What gets louder as it gets smaller?

A heretic in a vortex grenade

[twin flower]

Didnt you make that joke already a few days ago

[vivid zinc]

maybe a week ago?

[ebon bay]

Not all of them

For instance:

"What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby?"

"I didn't have sex with my girlfriend last night."

[twin flower]

Whoa

[vivid zinc]

You could turn that into a heretic joke if you wanted but it would be lame

[twin flower]

[ebon bay]

I was a really fucked up kid

I think

[vivid zinc]

Nah stardard fare shit for the early 2000s

[fiery wave]

Look, bed with a Slaaneshi works.

[vivid zinc]

Oh look at that Im all outta smoothie time to fix that and get back to tv

[tired inlet]

"RAD STIMM EFFECTIVESS IS WEARING OFF"
Me: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wuVjZdV-fjM

[dire kayak]

chaaaat

[whole bough]

is the game even laggier after this update for anyone else?

like the game keeps just getting worse performance each update

[dire kayak]

im experiencing some stuttering but not really lag

[twin flower]

its gobshite

[whole bough]

yeah like its crazy stuttering

not even using all my hardware]

[timid citrus]

Yeah this and I kept getting booted out of games

[fiery wave]

Welcome to Darktide.

[timid citrus]

It's a shame, I've only been playing for like a week

[jaunty path]

I feel like its a weird hardware thing

[jaunty path]

Sorry about that

[fiery wave]

The worst optimised game that was made on a budget higher than $5k.

[jaunty path]

cuz I never had any uh

[timid citrus]

Its alright i was able to rejoin matches

[jaunty path]

connections issue with this game

OR WELL

so severe it affects my long term enjoyment

[fiery wave]

Well, not counting absolute trash and NFT crap.

[timid citrus]

Cool, it's weird because I didn't experience it the first few days

I'm gonna try closing tabs and apps in the background next time

[jaunty path]

Maybe its ram

honestly im not an expert or know shit about this

[timid citrus]

Yeah idk I'm not really an expert

[jaunty path]

#🎒support-issues will help u prolly

[timid citrus]

I only just switched to pc from ps5

[fiery wave]

Also, reboot the game once on fresh start. Might help. Game runs like ass on first boot of the day.

[timid citrus]

It's fine I'm taking a break I'm level 29 already so I'm happy about one thing at least

[fiery wave]

At least for me.

[ebon bay]

Okay I didn't know they added a trenches with an imperial knight level

[timid citrus]

Yeah I had to rejoin ASAP each time because I'd face hordes with random people I queued with

There was a stupid funny pattern where if I didn't get booted, one of the others did

[fiery wave]

Don't tell me spicy servers.

[timid citrus]

I think they might have taken me to a different server since mine is usually dead

[vivid zinc]

Let me guess SEA?

[jaunty path]

You should check if youre in the correct region

[astral basin]

You have a trifling amount of people to blame this on

[timid citrus]

Yeah I think so

[jaunty path]

sorry

[timid citrus]

I play in Oceania

[fiery wave]

Not me, only 69.

[timid citrus]

And it gets real dead overnight

[vivid zinc]

Yeah this is mostly going to be a connectivity issue then cuz SEA servers are their own thing cuz they have super ping.

[timid citrus]

So I'm assuming that's when they switch my servers

[fiery wave]

You can check servers on mission board, look for settings or press X on controller.

[timid citrus]

Oh I play on pc

[ripe tangle]

The Power went out in my town -_-

[fiery wave]

Yeah, I play on PC as well. I just use controller.

[timid citrus]

Blackouts are really scary

[astral basin]

Its early evening
You should be thriving
its mid shift. You should be ecstatic

[ripe tangle]

apparently someone crashed a truck into a transformer tower and it knocked ojt the power to the whole town

[astral basin]

Fuuuuck

[ripe tangle]

I’m not at work rn

[timid citrus]

That's nice, can you only do that with Xbox?

[astral basin]

Damn

[vivid zinc]

That shit is annoying

[jaunty path]

hope it gets fixed fast

[whole bough]

none of my hardware should be an issue from what the forums say

[true minnow]

Diesel generator baybeeee

[fiery wave]

No. Mission board, look at botton right.

[ripe tangle]

I don’t have a generator wtf

[whole bough]

ppl have cut internet cables near where i live

idk why

not as annoying as no power tho

[astral basin]

I had a bolt of lightning strike a transformer across the road from the store i was working
Big flash, boom, black

[ripe tangle]

are they stupid?

[whole bough]

no just vandalism

[vivid zinc]

probably to sell what they think is copper wire for their crack habit

[timid citrus]

Yeah sorry I'm asking if you can only connect a controller from xbox instead of playstation

Because I have a ps5 I barely use

[fiery wave]

Don't need to hit the transformer to trip tbh.

[timid citrus]

Anymore

[fiery wave]

Just striking near.

[ripe tangle]

Don’t you live in AUS?

[fiery wave]

You can try.

[timid citrus]

Hey I live in Aus if there's an update I should know about please let me know🙏

[timid citrus]

Cool, well thanks

[fiery wave]

I only use Xbox or alternatives like it.

[ripe tangle]

oi Happy ANZAC Day!

[timid citrus]

Ok

[timid citrus]

I watched the ceremony

[ripe tangle]

How was it?

[timid citrus]

It was ok

[whole bough]

no in washington

[timid citrus]

Wait are you from Aus too?

[ripe tangle]

Nope

[timid citrus]

Oh

Then how do you know about ANZAC day?

[ripe tangle]

State or DC?

[timid citrus]

👀

[ripe tangle]

because I don’t live under a rock.

[astral basin]

Lucia has traveled

[whole bough]

state

[ripe tangle]

my condolences

[timid citrus]

To be fair, most Americans don't give a shit about anything that goes on outside of America.

I know this because I surveyed each of them online

[ripe tangle]

I know this to be false, the source being that I live here and talk to them in person everyday.

[timid citrus]

Well, assuming that you're from the US

[whole bough]

yeah shits kinda fucked

atleast its a blue state

[astral basin]

Tbf
We barely understand whats happening two states over
The US is a big place. America is bigger

[fiery wave]

I'm confused as to how Americans name stuff, like there's 2-3 places with the exact same names and such.

[timid citrus]

I mean both our sources aren't as credible since it may as well be hearsay

Still nice that you know about ANZAC day though

[ripe tangle]

I think mine might be more accurate regarding general consensus…

[timid citrus]

I'm sorry I know nothing about the US equivalent

[ripe tangle]

The US Equivalent I reckon would be Veteran’s Day?

[timid citrus]

Yeah I don't know when it is either

[whole bough]

what is anzac

[timid citrus]

Australian, New Zealand Army Corps

[ripe tangle]

November 11th, same as Rememberance Day in Commonwealth countries.

[astral basin]

We also have 5 local Australians here on the darktide server
Though one is migrating to the land of warcrimes

[vivid zinc]

USA? lol

[timid citrus]

That's funny because no one here ever mentions anything about the US

Especially on the 11th

[whole bough]

cause nobody gives a shit about america other than americans

[timid citrus]

Yep

[whole bough]

cause this place is still kinda a shithole

yeah its not thirdworld but

its not much betetr

[ripe tangle]

That’s… really not true, if it was people wouldn’t be nearly as opinionated about it.

anyway

[vivid zinc]

As a Canadian, please hurry up and get ur brewing civil war over with so we can get some stability back ❤️

[timid citrus]

I've never seen Americans United on certain issues they are divided

[whole bough]

cause u got right wing and left wing

[timid citrus]

At least with many referendums here there's a landslide regardless of political affiliation

[fiery wave]

Ppl mostly care because shit that happens there tend to affect globally

[whole bough]

right wing wants 1930s america and left wing wants rights

[timid citrus]

Here it's more economical

[ripe tangle]

as someone who’s travelled the US and Travelled the World over I can tell you with certainty that the US isn’t nearly as divided as the Media portrays it, nor are Americans really that different from people from other countries…

[timid citrus]

No one really gives a shit about the social issues

[whole bough]

especially when u got an orange toddler threatening to nuke shit (and also just doing terror attacks)

[astral basin]

I survived the war between my gut and my bum

[fiery wave]

Yep. Also tarrifs affect other places to a degree as well.

[ripe tangle]

most people’s opinions on countries they likely havent even travelled to tend to be wrong on so many fronts tbh

[whole bough]

well why believe anything other than USA best and everyone else is evil

[true minnow]

If they use reddit then the US is literally hell on earth and everywhere else is a paradise

[whole bough]

its sarcasm

[vivid zinc]

The big problem with America is the left won't compromise while the right keeps trying to compromise and now as a result you have a left leaning artistocrat class that's acting like spoiled toddlers on a tantrum.

[ripe tangle]

and the fact you think Trump has any real power beyond a figurehead for the “Elites” or believing that anyone other than the Wealthy have actual power due to resource control and Leverage tells me you’re naive..

[whole bough]

oh i dont believe he has power

half of what he says is like a toddler having a tantrum

the most he can do is just keep doing terror attacks

[jaunty path]

Isnt he just a talking head

[ripe tangle]

something you’re also likely naive about is that the power dynamic I’m talking about is universal to every nation in History, they just pretend people have a voice in democracy to keep people compliant.

[whole bough]

its quite the opposite

[fiery wave]

I mean, he had a tantrum when he had to give up presidency.

[whole bough]

the right only wants their way at any cost

the left just wants rights

• freedom

[timid citrus]

Lol I've been to that Sunset Boulevard strip in LA where the stars of famous people are and I saw homeless people on that same street.

It was a short work trip but I wasn't really surprised

[vivid zinc]

Ur trying to tell me republicans...the freaking Nixon party, the Texas fuck ur worker's rights party...is trying to compromise?

[whole bough]

republicans are right wing

[ripe tangle]

and… you don’t think homeless people exist in other countries?

because they do

[vivid zinc]

I'm from Canada, right is dem/lib here lol

[whole bough]

and no

[astral basin]

Canada you dolt
Canada is the leading factor to a lot of being added to the geneva list

[whole bough]

ok thats not america ya

[fiery wave]

They don't, they are just in jail here.

[timid citrus]

Not what I said. I expected a strip so famous and rich to NOT have any homeless people on it

[whole bough]

left wing is liberal/dem right wing is repub

wtf do u even call rightwing

facist i guess

[timid citrus]

Conservative

[vivid zinc]

It's not a war crime the 1st time it's done mate 😉

[whole bough]

oh yeha that word

[timid citrus]

Monarchists are embarrassed to label themselves

They are the cucks of the right wing

[ripe tangle]

I forget where you’re from, sorry.

[whole bough]

right wing are all cucks

all they do is sit in their chair and jerk it to trump

[jaunty path]

Right wingers are cucked by default rlly

[timid citrus]

Being loyalists to a fucking monarchy that doesn't even recognise them in 2026 is ridiculous

[stark bobcat]

Could we not talk politics here

[whole bough]

trumps literally called them all stupid and they still support him

[ripe tangle]

also the fact you guys still think who is right and who is left matters means you’re all missing the point that none of us have any actual power due to having no leverage or control of any resources

[stark bobcat]

boring to see it everyday

[nocturne bloom]

Singapore

[ripe tangle]

Ah

[whole bough]

well there could easily be a revolution if people did anything other than post about it online

[ripe tangle]

even our labor isn’t our own due to globalism

[timid citrus]

Oh yeah moth, tell me what people in the US really think about ICE. Sister Lucia is acting like you guys are all holding hands and singing kumbaya🤣

[fiery wave]

Is more a joke as to how they make the country look better by locking up the homeless in 'shelters'.

[vivid zinc]

Now you're getting it. While right fights left over rights and other important issues you have corporations getting away with all sorts of heinous shit

[whole bough]

actual ICE is fine, the "ICE" trump hired is just nazi goons

[dire kayak]

this is true

[covert jolt]

fight fight fight kiss kiss kiss

[ripe tangle]

I never said we were, I’m not saying we’re on the verge of Civil War either…

you make it sound like we are

[whole bough]

i mean we definitely would be if people cared to do anything

[vivid zinc]

Frankly, the entire system is a Bad Distraction Canrifex. It's in ur face and hard to ignore but behind it there's very important shit going on that you probably won't like

[whole bough]

but everyone literally just lay in bed and tweet meaningless threats online

[timid citrus]

And what do these goons do? I heard they even terrorised locals who weren't compliant and were everyday people

[whole bough]

just excessive brutality and 0 training

they dont care who or why or what

they're just powertripping chuds

[timid citrus]

I believe you, it doesn't take smashing someone's fucking car to gain compliance

[whole bough]

i dont think i can say what i'd want to do to ICE

[vivid zinc]

Wood chipper. Feet 1st.

[whole bough]

remember: its morally ok to beat nazis

[timid citrus]

Do you think not being able to voice yourself is a form of terror built within the system?

[ripe tangle]

The Global Elite is currently planning on a full blown takeover, to usher in an era of Global Neo-Medievalism where everyday people shall be serfs both onlinr and offline, they’re counting on the three largest economies on Earth (whom everyone else depends on; China, the USA, and Russia) to fall apart and end the Superpower Era to privatize EVERYTHING, and noone’s doing anything because they either don’t care or don’t have the ability to, or directly benefit from it.

[whole bough]

well, its less of a government thing and more of a platform thing

the government doesnt care about anything other than war

atleast the way trumps using it

[timid citrus]

Don't you guys send billions of tax payer dollars to Israel annually?

[vivid zinc]

The real fun part about this and all these billionaire doomsday bunkers...what do they think will happen when the vents for the bunkers get smoke'd out or when their guards turn on them eventually?

[ripe tangle]

Yes, and as an Australian, so do you.

[dapper jewel]

[timid citrus]

Under the AIPAC agreement?

[timid citrus]

We're not under AIPAC, that is a lie

[whole bough]

i dont pay taxes yet because ive never had a job

or income for that matter

[dire kayak]

i feel like government mandated cat ears would solve a lot of issues

im kidding

[ripe tangle]

That’s a fantasy, you know that.

[dire kayak]

i dont think now is a time to shitpost

[timid citrus]

Also Sister Lucia. My running prime minister is a social democrat so he automatically supports Palestine

[vivid zinc]

Their fantasy or ours?

[ripe tangle]

ours, it’s fantastical that the guards will turn on them, they won’t.

[whole bough]

i think a lot of the issue nowadays is that people are too scared for their life

they want to avoid any harm possible even if that means they have a miserable life

[ebon bay]

Paranoid

[vivid zinc]

Let's put it this way, given how utterly reprehensible, sociopathic and volatile some of these techbros are...I can almost guarantee they're getting killed by their guards within 15 years.

[timid citrus]

They didn't bother censoring anything in the fallout show. Americans seem like they're ignorant about their own media and whistleblowing platforms

[ripe tangle]

The reason why the Epstein Files were even released was literally them telling us “We have all the leverage and you have none, you won’t do shit.” And noone did anything.

[whole bough]

look how many rightwingers act like the punisher is their symbol

when the punisher would smash their teeth in

[vivid zinc]

There's no way the techbro billionaires can reign in their socipathic autism enough to not get blasted by their own staff

[timid citrus]

I don't really think that the punisher was a political advocate either. He was a vigilante that operated like the CIA but he wasn't with them

[whole bough]

as much as it sounds like fiction, it really would only take a few sufficiently skilled people to "solve" a lot of the "issues"

[fiery wave]

When they run out of money to bribe, I guess.

[ripe tangle]

It’s not even that, it’s that they don’t care, bread and circuses, as long as they’re in place noone actually cares.

[timid citrus]

This is the fifth columnism that I support within the US

[vivid zinc]

What good is money in a sealed bunker?

[fiery wave]

Oh, you mean after nukes fall.

[timid citrus]

It's literally top vs bottom. You could layer this argument with useless buzzwords but that's all it comes down to

[ripe tangle]

Why do you even assume the Elites will live in Bunkers or end the world?

[whole bough]

well once that happens the rich no longer have any power

[vivid zinc]

That or any number of other civilization-ending things that'll probably happen in the next 200 years

[fiery wave]

Think they might kill themselves knowing they have nothing but angy ppl outside their rooms.

[whole bough]

its mainly that, if 1 nuke gets launched, everyone else is launching them back

there are absolutely still hidden nukes

[ripe tangle]

yeah but why woild nukes be launched?

[timid citrus]

Why do you think China has made bunkers for everyone including everyday citizens and the US still hasn't?

[whole bough]

if trump and his idiot council were somehow ever able to do it

[ripe tangle]

Why?

You havent said why

[whole bough]

do you think he needs a reason

[fiery wave]

Because one knows you need ppl for labour to rebuild in the end.

[timid citrus]

At least the Chinese government isn't as disingenuous as the US

[ripe tangle]

yes

[fiery wave]

The other only cares about top brass.

[vivid zinc]

Frankly, a tantrum over losing a war sounds exactly like a thing that would get Trump the football.

[whole bough]

he definitely doesnt

half the shit he does is just "i say so"

or a lie

[vivid zinc]

And gee guess what the USA is doing right now? Losing a fucking war lol

[dire kayak]

ooouugghhh

[timid citrus]

The US also threw a tantrum after being obliterated in the Vietnam war and they would end up bombing their allies as well in the south

[whole bough]

and making enemies with the rest of the world

[carmine steppe]

Yooo I have you guys the new ork book, it's apparently about Ghazkull

[dire kayak]

new ork book?

[timid citrus]

Sister Lucia are you a zionist?

[ripe tangle]

I’m not.

but it doesn’t matter if I am or not

but no, I’m not.

[timid citrus]

You automatically assumed that Australians pay Israel annually just like Americans when a social democrat runs our country

[tawdry edge]

whats happening

[dire kayak]

politics talk

[stark bobcat]

Politics

[dire kayak]

[ripe tangle]

Stupid people are arguing.