general-chat

[tawdry edge]

Ngl I'm unfortunately a fan of grinding games but it gets to a point

[visual vortex]

I like grinding in games to a point

[sleek harness]

Arrowhead should make higher diff give more SC

[visual vortex]

I dont lime doing it for 4 hours

[sleek harness]

And also have discounts on older warbonds

[tender horizon]

I think what fucks me up the most about HD2 is that warbonds really do normally have maybe 1-2 good items you actually want in them and then everything else is mediocre, ime anyway

[visual vortex]

And then said decent items are nerfed

[tawdry edge]

Its not about the time spent grinding, its the excessive shit you have to do to grind

[fair bridge]

i like joining a game and pretending to be a cowboy and saying yee haw as i tk everyone with the senator until i get kicked

[sleek harness]

No arrowhead, I don't care about the cosmetics for my drop pod

I want the armor and weapons

[visual vortex]

No arrowhead i dont care about a banner or an emote

[nocturne bloom]

Kinda wild if it takes you more than an hour to grind SC for a single warbond imo but meh

[visual vortex]

The real issue is that the game forces you to

[lilac crag]

the amount of time it takes is up in the air because of Team Efficiency and just RNG

[sleek harness]

People usually use this as a argument in defense for arrowhead

[visual vortex]

The starting weapons arent good

[nocturne bloom]

Not really

[visual vortex]

So it funnels you to spend time or money rather than just playing

[sleek harness]

Like yeah I can farm 1000 SC in under 1 hour, but does it look fun?

To do it 21 more times?

[wind hornet]

I don't play helldivers anymore

[visual vortex]

And fighting no enemies

[wind hornet]

too much of the things I need to catch up to my friends is locked behind sc farming or money

I have better things to do

[sleek harness]

Just walking on a deserted planet farming SC is boring

And people act like it isn't a problem

[visual vortex]

I got an idea

[sleek harness]

Because "it's just 1 hour dude"

[visual vortex]

Give sc to people that do the objective

[lilac crag]

I don't get why they don't reward diff 10 completions with 100 sc each match

[visual vortex]

And give sc for each unique special enemy killed

[nocturne bloom]

Because thats a entire dollar?

[lilac crag]

boohoo?

[nocturne bloom]

Boohoo indeed

[sleek harness]

One of the mods did said something about changing SC amount depending on difficulty

That was 2 years ago

[visual vortex]

AH took them out back and shot them

[lilac crag]

I remember this & it doesn't matter

[sleek harness]

Mods as in the discord server btw

[lilac crag]

this currency has always been admired for its f2p accessibility

giving it out in easier ways really shouldn't be this fucking agregious

[visual vortex]

I love having to stop playing the game and running around a map's border

[sleek harness]

Noooo it make arrowhead poor though!!!!

[visual vortex]

Funded by Sony and Tencent

[lilac crag]

outsourced content too

[sleek harness]

Theses people act like Arrowhead is a small studio

[lilac crag]

this isn't HD1 where they can get away with DLC

[thick coyote]

It's actually really sad that once the exo warbond drops I'll have many accidents with shooting eats on my teammates exo

[lilac crag]

they've done this to themselves

[sleek harness]

Because DLCs did get offers

Unlike warbonds

[thick coyote]

speed trying not to laugh.gif

[visual vortex]

Atp indie is a marketing tactic

[lilac crag]

yes WBs are objectively a downgrade in retrospect

for their funding

but they risked the same issue as payday 2

where you release objectively power creeping gear in a dlc

so they swapped to

this

and refuse to make it easier for people to farm

if they could just fucking introduce the farming aspect into the playing aspect so I don't have two different mindsets for the same game it would help me enjoy the game better

[jaunty path]

mom found the poop stash :(

[visual vortex]

AH's monkey paw curls

[lilac crag]

we give f2p currency just to disrespect your time playing our game

[jaunty path]

it means less money for them

[lilac crag]

arbitrary medal cap

arbitrary req cap

[lilac crag]

it means less money for them either way

people stop caring after the 2nd legendary warbond that offers 0 buyback sc and has NOTHING OF VALUE in it

[nocturne bloom]

Medal cap never meant anything to me because im never anywhere near the cap

[lilac crag]

that's good for you

[delicate vapor]

Alex and Thragg are playing soccer

[lilac crag]

if people stop showing up for your games WB because they don't want to grind their little slop bowls for another round of disappointment, why even be scared of your funding?

you're already a trash company that houses the worst tourists in gaming

[nocturne bloom]

Idk there's some other games with worse tourists

HD is just toxic

[patent grove]

Tourists?

[nocturne bloom]

But only really if you intentionally interact with the community

[fair bridge]

they should have a thing in the game that lets you oversee a mining colony or something that gives you timed awards with an upgrade system that yields super credits once every few days or something depending on how well your colony is doing

[hazy kestrel]

Missus

What does this mean

[nocturne bloom]

I dont think any HD2 player would last 1 game of League with the chat turned on

[fair bridge]

or maybe have the colony be something all helldivers share and make it part of major order shenanigans

[patent grove]

We don't need to know

[hazy kestrel]

Fair

[slim flicker]

the flame staff is my only saving grace from this event

[fair bridge]

the bugs are directly attacking your source of income

destroy them

[hazy kestrel]

Thunderhammer + Fury

:)

[patent grove]

I'm doing my part

[lilac crag]

comparing two very different communities with very different game aspects based on their commonplace toxicity isn't helping your point

[slim flicker]

i don't think thunder hammers will save me from 52 bomboclat ragers

[hazy kestrel]

Not with that attitude

[lilac crag]

hd2s toxicity stems from the devs and the community, be it positive where they Defend Every Shit Decision or Refuse to Walk Back Stuff

League is a comp game

[hazy kestrel]

Lack ye Faith? Have some of mine! :)

[slim flicker]

it's fine i'll stick with the flame staff

[visual vortex]

Woe

[slim flicker]

i need to level up my psyker anyways

[visual vortex]

5 frags down a hallway

[lilac crag]

I helped my sister with her league climbing and I've seen geniune urangutans in the elo hells

this does not compare to hd2

[nocturne bloom]

Same case for league mostly

[lilac crag]

too much of a broad stroke

i can't agree

[hazy kestrel]

I keep forgetting to chuck HD2 into the metaphorical trash bin

I’ve had it uninstalled since the Sony incident

Never looked back

[jaunty path]

i think I uninstalled a while ago

[patent grove]

@fair bridge did you pass you skill exam

[lilac crag]

a friend gifted it to me on steam and I felt a pit form in my guts

[visual vortex]

I uninstalled it after i rejoined and saw nothing had changed

[hazy kestrel]

It was fun being at the Creek in those early days

[lilac crag]

they also gave up on weapon mods

[hazy kestrel]

Now it just sounds like it all went to hell.

[lilac crag]

because oh people don't interact with it like they hoped they would

HOW

would they INTERACT

WITH NOTHING????

[visual vortex]

Weapon mods were sweet

[lilac crag]

oh yeah dude

let's shaft the

pacifist ar

[visual vortex]

Drum mag liberator

[lilac crag]

by not giving it ANY mag mods

let's shaft the defender

and the stun smg

make their drum mags fucking dogshit

BUFF DURABLE DAMAGE ON LIGHT PEN WEAPONS AGAIN

IGNORE any penetration creep

but please buy our next mech wb with a one handed med pen smg

you just have to click on the diff 1 mission select a couple hundred more times

[nocturne bloom]

Idk how people make HD2 sound competitive but they really do

[lilac crag]

good

[surreal ermine]

dont forget they also keep adding weapons to the superstore now

monetization of a fucking f2p game but its $40

[lilac crag]

buy our stupid fucking shovel you idiots

we took it from the map and put it in your hand because we had nothing else to add in the wb

also here's a thermite upgrade

FUCK you

[patent grove]

[jaunty path]

did they actually let us buy a shovel

[lilac crag]

instead of adding the break action shotgun let's just make a stupid doom guy joke and add the best shotgun in the game on a store rotation

[lilac crag]

you have to buy the wb for the in world shovel

[surreal ermine]

yeah they legitimately just took the already existing shovel and put it in a warbond

its so scummy

its not even good

[sly quest]

That’s why you don’t buy anything unless it’s physical

[jaunty path]

uh

was there a new wb this month

[lilac crag]

yes

[surreal ermine]

one just got announced

[lilac crag]

and you want to know the worst part about it

we could've had mech customization

change the arms of our mechs

mix and match

but it was nothing but a stupid goose chase because the MO was straight stacked against us

DO NOT enjoy variety

[sly quest]

That sounds so cool wth:•(

[lilac crag]

DO NOT be creative

[surreal ermine]

i really doubt they would have ever done mech customization, itd be a balancing nightmare

[lilac crag]

just buy our mech earbond you stupid idiots

God this game grinds my gears

[nocturne bloom]

I dont recommend looking at chat for the next hour or two

[drowsy lynx]

Yes but have you thought about their poor publisher, Sony, barely able to increase quarterly profits over last quarter?

[lilac crag]

yeah man they're REALLY gonna show AH how to handle the game now

[drowsy lynx]

They only have several record breaking games out at the moment to rely on

[lilac crag]

they WILL do it

just

[lilac crag]

give it another Quarter

[thick coyote]

And it doesn't change much because the light pen smgs can still 2 shot any devastator

[jaunty path]

i want more french toast

[thick coyote]

[surreal ermine]

inshallah we shall pay the price for concord's failure

[hazy kestrel]

Put some jam on there

And some peanut butter

[south valve]

HERESY

[hazy kestrel]

No

[sly quest]

Tf who ears peanut butter w French toast.

[hazy kestrel]

Me

[sly quest]

Eats..*

[lilac crag]

best case scenario congratulations you used a weapon with bad bloom and sway to accurately kill 1 enemy with your mags 2 bullets

[hazy kestrel]

All the time

[lilac crag]

conceptual execution

[drowsy lynx]

Wears*

[nocturne bloom]

The creature with a fitting name here

[sly quest]

LMAOAOOAOAO

[hazy kestrel]

You can’t handle peak, I’m sorry.

[sly quest]

You should eat it w sweets only

Add raw sugar

[drowsy lynx]

Never heard of peanut butter French toast but I would try it

[patent grove]

Me

[hazy kestrel]

I have a sweet tooth, but not that much lmao

[lilac crag]

also that is mean spirited to say

[patent grove]

It's delicious

[drowsy lynx]

It's already in the maple syrup / cinnamon hemisphere and PB works with that

[patent grove]

Pb and maple syrup

[sly quest]

Mild tooth

[nocturne bloom]

My dad makes it with that and jam

[sly quest]

Maple syrup is goated

[hazy kestrel]

:(

[lilac crag]

i speak about this slop maybe once in every blue moon and when I do it's always amongst people who cross their arms and entitle themselves to the game like its worth anything doing so

[waxen sleet]

I'd argue dropping an egg or hasbrown on it

[sly quest]

Goat

[sly quest]

?????

[hazy kestrel]

Now this is some real heresy

[drowsy lynx]

I wouldn't with the peanut butter but maybe instead yeah lol

[waxen sleet]

"For they hated him, for he spoke the truth"

[drowsy lynx]

But I generally prefer breakfast foods kinda separate

[nocturne bloom]

Hashbrown patties are goated

[patent grove]

My dad made a mean french toast, stuffed with creamcheese and topped with hot blueberry sauce

[jaunty path]

my dads putting cheese on his

[drowsy lynx]

Unless it's a slop with some harmony to it

[sly quest]

Hashbrown… on… a french toast…

Um

Okay…

[jaunty path]

[waxen sleet]

This guy hasbrowns^

[hazy kestrel]

I love Corn Beef Hash

So tasty

[drowsy lynx]

Cook my corned beef hash til it's corned beef ash

[nocturne bloom]

Chili spice hash is underrated

[drowsy lynx]

[jaunty path]

corning my beef

[sly quest]

Noir’s dad my goat

[waxen sleet]

Only in March, other times of the year it feels wrong... like eating turkey in the summer

[hazy kestrel]

Pal, I don’t know how to tell you this

[sly quest]

What about april

[carmine steppe]

Man I want dawn of war 4 to be out

[patent grove]

Hash is goated

[hazy kestrel]

But I had turkey tacos yesterday lmao

[nocturne bloom]

Hashing on my beef till I corn

[drowsy lynx]

This have a release date yet?

[carmine steppe]

I tried total war Warhammer 3 and I didn't like it that much

[sly quest]

Half-life 3 dropping tomorrow

Be ready

[waxen sleet]

What about her?

[carmine steppe]

This year

[nocturne bloom]

[waxen sleet]

And you are free to make that choice, including a wrong one.

[patent grove]

Wut

[sly quest]

https://tenor.com/view/truth-nuke-wojak-soyjak-soy-jak-truth-gif-10540901418861964264

[lilac crag]

I hope they add this event in havoc soon

it would be fun to see no poxers

[carmine steppe]

The admech trailer came out which was cool (but people in the comments dislike it cause necrons can't aim for shit)

[jaunty path]

wdym

[drowsy lynx]

Maybe they were still sleepy

[waxen sleet]

That's their fault for feeding their souls to the ctan.

[carmine steppe]

Literally

[lilac crag]

like they put this event modifier in rotation

I really really really enjoy the enemy density

[carmine steppe]

I think people in the admech trailer forget that the trailer is supposed to glaze the faction

[jaunty path]

...?

They dont play this game

[waxen sleet]

To be fair admech does not need much glazing...

[lilac crag]

wat

[drowsy lynx]

Who does

[nocturne bloom]

Relax, dont do it

[somber stream]

Nobody, we're all bots here

[jaunty path]

they added the event modifier as a modifier in havoc??

[lilac crag]

no

[waxen sleet]

Dead Internet Theory

[lilac crag]

I said i hope they do

[carmine steppe]

The necron trailer is gonna be about some old ass Egyptian robot lord being like "we are so ancient and powerful and you need to get off my lawn you freaks" while a bunch of neurons gundown admech and skitarii units

[jaunty path]

Oh

[nocturne bloom]

Yea I bot

[jaunty path]

nah I dont want it

i dont trust FS when it comes to modifiers anymore

[somber stream]

Beep boop i bed your mom yesterday 🤖

[patent grove]

Dead universe theory

[waxen sleet]

Be funnier if it was Orks bc reasons... but you're probably right

[lilac crag]

I'd replace rotten armor w it

I'd rather fight 500 ragers than rotten ever again

[jaunty path]

alex imma kill u frfr

[lilac crag]

don't worry

[jaunty path]

[lilac crag]

the enemies will kill me

[waxen sleet]

Carapace or in the buff?

[nocturne bloom]

Havoc does not need 70 ragers on screen with increased base health

[jaunty path]

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

dead in a SPLIT second

[lilac crag]

u guys will be fine

[jaunty path]

hit by 140 hits at once

[waxen sleet]

Target rich environment go brrrrrrrrrt

[jaunty path]

think about it

[sleek harness]

Does this include me

I do want to see your execution

[lilac crag]

they can't all come at u at once

[nocturne bloom]

They definitely can

[waxen sleet]

Not with that attitude.

[lilac crag]

the games coding literally forbids it

[jaunty path]

Each rager hit is 2 hits at once

idc

I am

not dealing with that

[sly quest]

Anything to make sure the game is as unplayable as possible

[jaunty path]

this event

was yanked out of FS's butthole

[lilac crag]

it's a good thing they don't let all the enemies close to you attack you at once

[jaunty path]

this should never be a modifier

[graceful hamlet]

I got instant deleted by 20 shotgunners. Shit was funny

[thick coyote]

Play Ogryn
Man handle Ragers

[lilac crag]

im guessing you don't like it

[sly quest]

They literally do.

[drowsy lynx]

Reminds me of launch state shotgunners

[jaunty path]

i find it boring

[somber stream]

Yeah would be ultra cancer as a modifier
Imagine this paired with rotten armour and unstaggable

[jaunty path]

Less enemy variety, yipeee

[waxen sleet]

Picturing swiss cheese

[hazy kestrel]

YOUR DEATH WILL BE SWEET, BUT NOT FOR YOU! intensifies

[thick coyote]

It's whatever
Fatshark knows what they are doing

[jaunty path]

like

[thick coyote]

That being said

Good reaper farm for the penance

[jaunty path]

no they dont

[graceful hamlet]

That’s the neat part, they don’t

[jaunty path]

[thick coyote]

Yes they do
SMH

[jaunty path]

this modifier is half baked and you know it

[hazy kestrel]

Expeditions says otherwise lmfao

And the hundreds of connection errors they still haven’t fixed

[thick coyote]

Nuh uh
Fatshark always know what they are doing

🗣️

[waxen sleet]

Okay, that is the only thing that still gets me

[thick coyote]

Don't worry about it dawg

Just consoome

[lilac crag]

I don't agree that FS knows what they're doing for the most part but this event has made me realized how unequipped for elite waves people are in auric

[waxen sleet]

more than difficulty and unfair fights... connection failure gets me

[graceful hamlet]

Yea, I was like “I’ll just dodge into cover while firing my EK staff” and then I instant died

[lilac crag]

I see vets and psykers of relatively high levels flop on the floor at 30 something ragers coming in

or mauler packs

I find it fun because I actually have to mind my dodges instead of tanking poxer hits with very neglectful punishment

[somber stream]

The final boss is the server itself

[thick coyote]

Scab Mauler Saturday is pretty funny

Dark Communion had like 25 of them at once

[waxen sleet]

The server was Nurgle all along...

[thick coyote]

in the ambush area

[sly quest]

The final boss is Fatshark actually

[somber stream]

Foul, rotten hamsters

[graceful hamlet]

What’s funny is that the maulers and ragers are the easiest to deal with imo

[stuck crescent]

AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH

[jaunty path]

ill try the event again

[sleek harness]

Just yesterday I played with a True Survivor player and he was just down the whole half of the game

[jaunty path]

not as psyker

[lilac crag]

they are

[waxen sleet]

I do not know why, but I read that in the voice of the Ancestor from Darkest Dungeon

[sleek harness]

Then he rage quited

[stuck crescent]

The krieg kill team is overpriced

[lilac crag]

i do relic blade fotf

it's fun

you could try it

[jaunty path]

crusher better

[graceful hamlet]

EK staff vent Psyker is fun

[sly quest]

Maybe they were nervous:•(

[nocturne bloom]

They defeat themselves

[sleek harness]

With that said I believe we shoot kill all players with gold naming

[thick coyote]

Just play Ogryn and man handle everything

[lilac crag]

crusher also works but I wouldn't recommend it

[jaunty path]

melee psyker is addictive

[lilac crag]

not with slaughterer

[sleek harness]

No

[lilac crag]

enemies die slowly

[carmine steppe]

Unrelated note I have to buy a 3D printer

[sleek harness]

He's just bad

[jaunty path]

why

[sleek harness]

Got carried in havoc

[lilac crag]

@jaunty path

swap out slaughterer with opportunist

[sly quest]

Is that a win or a loss to them.

[jaunty path]

i have had 6 slices of french toast

[waxen sleet]

which kill team isnt tbf?

[sly quest]

What level was he

[sleek harness]

30

Like everyone

[nocturne bloom]

Good luck getting an answer for that

[waxen sleet]

So... you ate a loaf of bread?

[hazy kestrel]

I’m having a roast beef sandwich

[jaunty path]

noh

[lilac crag]

time to play event again

[waxen sleet]

yesh

[lilac crag]

diamantine in my tummy......

[thick coyote]

Missus had 3 bread

[sleek harness]

Alex could I join you to watch you die

[thick coyote]

Rookie numbers

[sly quest]

Can you stop sending this mf here

[stuck crescent]

Fair

But krieg is the most overpriced, for paying even 99p for krieg is too much

[lilac crag]

you could join me. I'll be with my friend Brutus though

[sleek harness]

No

[sly quest]

Thinspo

[sleek harness]

Who

[lilac crag]

Brutus. my friend

he's a 3k level ogryn

[sleek harness]

Aham

[hazy kestrel]

Caesar’s assassin you silly rat

[waxen sleet]

do you have a quota of hatred? is daily or several times a day? Not defending Krieg, just curious

[lilac crag]

will you join? we are about to hop on

[sleek harness]

Ah so he also want to kill Alex

We are the same

[foggy wagon]

3k ogryn.... make him a space marine already

[waxen sleet]

and his Bestie

[lilac crag]

I don't see this man go down ever

[sleek harness]

Yeah

[stuck crescent]

Hatred for the mid-korp of memes is eternal

[jaunty path]

ur just mad they dig better

[waxen sleet]

Understood, hatred is our blessing and death is our gift.

[lilac crag]

I wonder if he's in the server actually

@ripe river

Brutus

come here a sec

[lilac owl]

Sup yall

[hazy kestrel]

Et tu, Brute?

[stuck crescent]

YOU DON'T GET IT
I DON'T LIKE THEM, SO THAT MAKES THEM BAD.
PEOPLE WHO LIKE THEM MUST BE BAD FOR LIKING SOMETHING I DON'T

[sly quest]

Hello holy:•)

[carmine steppe]

They are trying to ace the hatred test in the schola proginia

[lilac owl]

How are ya'll

[patent grove]

The darktides of march

[stuck crescent]

Hungover

[ripe river]

where

[sly quest]

Were doing well! How are you!

[lilac crag]

can skaven join us

is there room

[somber stream]

How does it feel when your own turn their back on you, big boi

[ripe river]

yes 1 spot

[lilac owl]

Type shit, i'll join u in a bit

[lilac crag]

splendid

[jaunty path]

https://tenor.com/view/warhammer-gif-8197900

[obtuse oak]

Hahaha

[lilac crag]

@sleek harness steam

[jaunty path]

hank

[obtuse oak]

Fuck me that's clever

[jaunty path]

when is admech dropping

[ripe river]

come to kiru

[stuck crescent]

Never

[waxen sleet]

This guy commissars^

[patent grove]

tyty

[lilac crag]

I will join in exactly 1 minute big man

[stuck crescent]

Admech was fake

[carmine steppe]

After the orks

[lilac owl]

Please give us orks

[jaunty path]

Hank tell us the truth

[stuck crescent]

The next class is actually swagger

[jaunty path]

FS is trying to buy time

[lilac owl]

I wanna be with the Boyz

[obtuse oak]

Mechanicus 2 releases in spring 2026

[jaunty path]

arent they

[carmine steppe]

I'm not kidding, there is a hatred and xenophobia test

[waxen sleet]

An Eldar disguised as an agent?

[somber stream]

Still no release date for Dark Heresy

Something smells

[sleek harness]

I am going to use Darktide friend request

[lilac owl]

Thanks for the drop hank we appreciate u ❤️

[waxen sleet]

I believe it, wholly.

[jaunty path]

reported

[stuck crescent]

No, just swagger. The swagger class

[carmine steppe]

Nah don't worry, owlcat takes their time but they always deliver

[patent grove]

Really?

[stuck crescent]

No

[sleek harness]

Brutus hello I am skav do you like killing Alexander

[stuck crescent]

@dire kayak

[somber stream]

Didn't buy any of the DLC, time to remedy that

[graceful hamlet]

When Goldship in Darktide

[lilac crag]

hand me the code, rodent

[waxen sleet]

I imagine there the test includes serious of multiple choice questions for ideal slurs for each xenos

[somber stream]

But i don't want to stay up till 4am again..

[obtuse oak]

Oh my bad. Dawn of War 4 drops with its Adeptus Mechanicus faction sometime this year

[sleek harness]

Sec

[jaunty path]

this year

[ripe river]

shut up

[carmine steppe]

I'm waiting for infinite mausoleum to drop to finally play rogue trader, I have all of the ones before that

[jaunty path]

[sleek harness]

9113913006 @lilac crag

[stuck crescent]

I know several for krieg : )

[sleek harness]

Wow

Rude

[ripe river]

none of your business

[thick coyote]

Year of the Mechanicus

[sleek harness]

I thought we were the same

[obtuse oak]

Rip Sloppy Rob

He died for our memes

[waxen sleet]

To be fair, many of said slurs are applicable to most Guardsmen... extra credit for originality.

[somber stream]

Necron for Darktide

[carmine steppe]

Did you see the admech trailer? The people in the comments are hilarious 😭, they forget that the trailer is supposed to glaze the faction it represents

[obtuse oak]

I did not, what are the comments like?

[nocturne bloom]

I dont look at comment sections

[stuck crescent]

Trench trash
Test tub baby
Meat robot
Mask face
Mud humper

[sly quest]

Why are they so mean wth

[waxen sleet]

They are slurs?

[carmine steppe]

Plot armor, necrons can't aim, women, black women and I didn't dare to keep on going

[lilac owl]

mud humper is lowkey wild af

[somber stream]

I think a Krieger shagged his gf

[obtuse oak]

Oh yeah that'll do it.

[waxen sleet]

I dunno... they are not specific enough

[stuck crescent]

No that would be the f*nns

[delicate vapor]

[obtuse oak]

If there's one thing GamersTM hate, it's a strong independent black woman who don't need no Space Marines

[somber stream]

Damn bro...

[carmine steppe]

Also she gets destroyed by the necrons anyway

[obtuse oak]

Is your name a Skyrim reference?

[somber stream]

Finns are some of the most reserved and autistic folk i've met, how did you even managed that

[carmine steppe]

Like she stays back to let the tech priest escape and gets ganged by a bunch of necrons

[jaunty path]

i mean who doesnt

[lilac owl]

SKYRIM BELONGS TO THE NORDS

[delicate vapor]

[jaunty path]

wanna know like

[carmine steppe]

Yes, the first dragon priest mask I found

[jaunty path]

what gets to me

[obtuse oak]

Nice

[stuck crescent]

I JUST HATE THE KRIEG

KRIEGING AROUND
KRIEGING IN THE STREETS
KRIEGING IN THE STORES

[jaunty path]

how the imperium counters the necrons

like

[nocturne bloom]

-the nord with a not nord wife

[sly quest]

[jaunty path]

how do the space marines fight necrons exactly

besides plot armor

[sly quest]

Also wth is your pfp

[lusty estuary]

shoot them

[obtuse oak]

I forgot it was the name of a dragon priest, i just hear durneviihr saying "unslaad krosis" or something like that when i read it

[jaunty path]

How do you make armor against anti armor

[sly quest]

HI NIL:•)

[carmine steppe]

Bro they are old and senile, their prime has been snuffed out

[lilac owl]

listen here milk drinker drinks milk

[stuck crescent]

Tbf, my ex was already a f*nn

[hazy kestrel]

“Innumerable pardons”

[graceful hamlet]

I should make a black woman zealot and name her “Girlboss Queen” or something and see how many people I trigger in game

[obtuse oak]

'Innumerable sorrows', his way of saying sorry or something

[obtuse oak]

Hahaha yes

[lusty estuary]

necrons aren't invincible most of the time

[stuck crescent]

You don't like trogdor?

[somber stream]

Same lol, lived on Aaland for 2 years

[jaunty path]

ok but they shoot death beams

[stuck crescent]

I'm sorry

[somber stream]

Hug me

[sly quest]

Do I have to…?

[lusty estuary]

the main problem is every single necron is armed with the gun that eradicates you from existence but like at that point the solution is to never get hit

[jaunty path]

EXACTLY

[stuck crescent]

YES
unless you don't want to

[delicate vapor]

[jaunty path]

HOW DO YOU COUNTER DEATH RAYS

HOW DO YOU MAKE ARMOR AGAINST ANTI ARMOR

[somber stream]

You don't

[graceful hamlet]

Just parry them

[jaunty path]

IT DELETES ARMOR

[carmine steppe]

Yeah, honestly I think it's like Ork armor standards

[lilac owl]

Just dodge bro. like ???

[sly quest]

Cry and beg

[nocturne bloom]

Dont wear armor

[stuck crescent]

Just don't get hit, simple as

[graceful hamlet]

True, Admech should face Necrons without clothes

[sly quest]

A person who thinks all the time

[lilac owl]

Shrimple as

[jaunty path]

This is not fucking touhou

[gloomy tartan]

Hey question

[jaunty path]

[lusty estuary]

the imperium's solution is to just have enough people to die to the death rays and hope they can take a warrior down with them before they do

[obtuse oak]

iframes

[carmine steppe]

Like they just delete a part of the armor, I could be wrong but at the same time, they do have shields and shit

[nocturne bloom]

[gloomy tartan]

You know how the orkz make stuff work with faith

[stuck crescent]

Yeah, just don't get hit

[sly quest]

Answer:•)

[gloomy tartan]

Like colors make you go faster

Is that different from the zealots

[lilac owl]

Have ya'll never played Darksouls like ???

[gloomy tartan]

And how faith in the emperor gives them power?

[stuck crescent]

What are you, stupid @jaunty path?

[graceful hamlet]

Dark Souls 2 is the best one ngl

[gloomy tartan]

Like orks has faith that stupid colors give them power so it does

[stuck crescent]

No hit, no problem

[lilac owl]

Block incoming

[carmine steppe]

Yeah the word krosis in the game means sorrow

[gloomy tartan]

Zealot has faith the emperor gives them power so he does

[obtuse oak]

If Mechanicus is anything to go by, you need armor against Energy Damage and then you're gucci

[sly quest]

That’s a question lore channel would answer

[gloomy tartan]

What’s the actual difference bro

[sly quest]

We don’t play warhammer here

[carmine steppe]

I wouldn't say faith i would say belief

[gloomy tartan]

It implied enough faith in anything will work

[graceful hamlet]

Elden Ring is literally just Dark Souls 2 2

[jaunty path]

How do not get hit bruh 🥀 that mechanicus trailer was str8 bullshit like how do you miss point goddamn blank like the necron aim systems cant be THAT OUTDATED TF

[obtuse oak]

Somewhat

[gloomy tartan]

Ah good point

[obtuse oak]

But it's very similar

[gloomy tartan]

That allways stood out to me

[lilac owl]

You're so wrong, and so right at the same time

[gloomy tartan]

And didn’t the blue people make there own god

[graceful hamlet]

The same way admech can miss shots or Space Marines

[stuck crescent]

You see,
When they shoot
Move

Simple as

[lusty estuary]

this is a misconception i think the way the ork power of belief actually works is a little cooler

[stuck crescent]

Don't get hit

[shell goblet]

from a comment on that video "Oh wow, i didn't know Necrons had the same battle power as B1 Battle Droids"

i don't think theyre that much of an issue to anyone rlly

[gloomy tartan]

In Warhammer enough belief makes things real I guess ?

[drowsy lynx]

The great green is an aggregate of all orks' beliefs, zealot faith power is second hand from big E

[lilac owl]

Keep it shrimple ya'll

[lusty estuary]

it's just a glue that helps hold things together

[gloomy tartan]

Maybie if all the Cadians believe it and keep saying cadia lives it will repair itself

[jaunty path]

MY FAVORITE FACTION SHOULD WIN ALL THE TIME

[gloomy tartan]

🧠

[carmine steppe]

Faith is really strong and an actual factor in Warhammer yeah

[graceful hamlet]

I just wish I could still power stance the chef’s knife and zweihander at the same time in Elden Ring. It was a peak combo in DS2 😔

[obtuse oak]

Orks have a unique warp field that they collectively tap into subconsciously. Human faith is more directly channeled through the rest of the immaterium as we know it. That's my understanding

[nocturne bloom]

Im with the ratling women

[gloomy tartan]

If we make enough Cadians and they keep saying cadia lives my CADIA STANDS CADIA LIVES it will become true and cadia will repair itself

[lilac owl]

Thats one of the most disgusting comments i've ever read tbh

[carmine steppe]

These are literally what the comments on the admech trailer are 😭

[gloomy tartan]

We just need more Cadians to believe cadia lives and eventually cadia will come back

[stuck crescent]

Doesnt admech have one of the worst win-rates on tabletop? Next to deathwatch

[lusty estuary]

how many cadia warp entities have been born

[gloomy tartan]

That’s what I’m hearing

[gloomy tartan]

That’s a clear explanation thanks

[waxen sleet]

Cadians are Orks?

[gloomy tartan]

I’m just fucking around it’s my birthday

[stuck crescent]

And kriegs are cringe

[gloomy tartan]

🎂

[drowsy lynx]

They just need to ask the necrons nicely to reassemble their planet lol

[lusty estuary]

happy birthday

[obtuse oak]

It's important to remember that Orks didn't evolve to be the way they are, they're a living weapon created to be like this

[waxen sleet]

Yeah... but they are still cool

[gloomy tartan]

Wait what

[graceful hamlet]

Oh wait it’s Butcher’s Knife. It’s funny because the light attack of the Butcher’s knife (axe moveset) would let you true combo into the power stances combo swing. Would chunk players for half their health

[gloomy tartan]

I did not know this at all

[obtuse oak]

So they're not subject to the same 'rules' as the other mortal races

[gloomy tartan]

I thought orks just evolved

What the fuck they are a B.O.W?

[stuck crescent]

Pen blwydd hapus 🎂

[lusty estuary]

excuse me mr the infinite can we have creed back please

[lilac owl]

-.-

[somber stream]

@little marten did they send you the mail yet? HLLV test start today

[obtuse oak]

Orks are remnants/descendants of the Krorks, a type of biological weapon species created by the Old Ones

[waxen sleet]

Yep Frog People made Mushroom People to fight Skeleton People with Fart Clouds in Mech Suits

[drowsy lynx]

Crypteks using TeamViewer to remote into the cadian pylons to coalesce the cadian debris into a planet again

[tired steeple]

Trepang2 kicks arse this game’s awesome

[gloomy tartan]

Didn’t the Necrons enslaved the old ones ???

[obtuse oak]

No

[carmine steppe]

Yeah, didn't they actually devolve from the krorks?

[lusty estuary]

no they enslaved the c'tan

[stuck crescent]

Anything is better than the shovel heads

[gloomy tartan]

Ok so they enslaved some other guys

[tired steeple]

Every krork fan art I see always has them looking like gundam zaku 2

[gloomy tartan]

Man there’s so many crazy entities in Warhammer

Fuck

[tired steeple]

Do they actually have any official art

[carmine steppe]

The C'tan

[gloomy tartan]

Hard to keep track

[obtuse oak]

The Necrons defeated them but they didn't enslave them. It was the C'tan, their former masters, that they overpowered and shattered and enslaved

[little marten]

I forgot to sign up lol

[drowsy lynx]

Old ones made the orks and eldar to combat the necrons

[lusty estuary]

no

[little marten]

But I’m on holiday for a few days so

[gloomy tartan]

Ohhhh

[drowsy lynx]

Rather the krorks

[gloomy tartan]

Wait they made the eldar too??!

[tired steeple]

For those that don’t know they can also summon like versions of the c’tan

[gloomy tartan]

The eldar didn’t evolve either ?

[drowsy lynx]

Which devolved into orks

[tired steeple]

Like a big reaper

[gloomy tartan]

What the fuck

[carmine steppe]

Which means that you can defeat the chaos gods, but I don't think the imperium can do it

[lusty estuary]

i think all we have is like at most a single description from a novel about one trayzn has in his happy place

[gloomy tartan]

Did anythjng evolve normally

Or just the damn humans ????

[carmine steppe]

The Tau

[waxen sleet]

We did, kinda

[gloomy tartan]

We’re the fucking elf’s made by some god too???

[somber stream]

Next batch then

[obtuse oak]

Hmmm i dont think the old ones or the C'tan are analogous to the chaos gods in that sense

[carmine steppe]

Aeldari were made by the old ones too

[tired steeple]

Necrontyr had like mega space cancer btw

[gloomy tartan]

This is hilarious

[patent grove]

The old ones, Uhmb'Rhylla, created lots of diverse BOWs

[tired steeple]

Their life expectancy was 30

[gloomy tartan]

So most of the big players in Warhammer were created by someone

Most didn’t naturally evolve

Lmao

Lmfao even

[obtuse oak]

The acuity of the cabal was right when it said that the only way to destroy chaos was to destroy humanity. As long as humans survive, their powerful psychic echo keeps the Ruinous Powers alive

[drowsy lynx]

Star big mad because ctan slurping on it

[lusty estuary]

humanity was also created by the old ones iirc

[carmine steppe]

I mean, the necrons shattered and enslaved gods, so I think it's possible

[tired steeple]

Yeah lol

[gloomy tartan]

Does that mean chaos gets stronger with humanity?

[obtuse oak]

The C'tan are very specifically not creatures of the warp

[gloomy tartan]

More humans more chaos ?

[waxen sleet]

Yes and no

[obtuse oak]

They are insanely powerful but they were masters of the materium

[jaunty path]

@lilac crag nvm the event is kind of nice

however

[gloomy tartan]

I mean does more human population = the chaos grows in strength?

[jaunty path]

it shouldnt be a havoc modifer

[carmine steppe]

Oh so they are some other kind of gods

[obtuse oak]

Not really gods

Star vampires

[lusty estuary]

chaos gods and the warp are just the amalgam of all conscious and unconscious thoughts and emotions so like... kind of

[lilac owl]

which ones were the C'tan again?: Were they the mfers the enslaved the dudes that got turned into the necrons?

[lusty estuary]

the more sentient beings that exist ig

but it's not like a sliding scale

[obtuse oak]

Celestial phenomena, energy creatures given bodies of living metal to inhabit

[gloomy tartan]

What the fuck do you mean a star vampire

[carmine steppe]

Wait where they? I seem to remember they tricked the silent king so that they could come into the materium

[waxen sleet]

Vampiric Fart Clouds that eat Stars, Souls, and Each Other

[drowsy lynx]

Cosmic entity that eats stellar matter from stars directly

[obtuse oak]

So they could get physical bodies, but their powers are all about reality manipulation

[carmine steppe]

Or they just didn't have bodies but were still in the materium

[obtuse oak]

The C'tan are separate from the Warp and don't hail from it

[lusty estuary]

they used to be gaseous and then the necrons put 'em in bodies

[carmine steppe]

Oh okay

[lusty estuary]

they were just guys

[lilac owl]

Yo Hank coming in with the phat lore drops

[patent grove]

Makes me think of the creature from Nope

[obtuse oak]

The first C'tan was detected feeding on the Necron homeworld's star

Like a gaseous cloud siphoning energy from it

[lusty estuary]

they learn that souls are a lot tastier than star matter and just become gluttonous FREAKS

waaaaiter more necrontyr souls please

[graceful hamlet]

Necrons turning C’tan into Pokemon will always be funny

[obtuse oak]

It wasn't until that discovery that the C'tan became aware of the existence of living beings and the tastiness of their energy

And eventually each other

[gloomy tartan]

Eachother ?

[obtuse oak]

The Nightbringer killed and consumed most of the other C'tan iirc

[gloomy tartan]

Whaaaa

One of them brcame a super cannibal ?

[lilac owl]

gluttonous Basterds

[waxen sleet]

Don't forget the Void Dragon... on Mars

[drowsy lynx]

Yeah the necrontyr studied their home star relentlessly since it was regularly causing havoc on their planet and eventually learned to communicate with the ctan that was there causing the destabilization once they detected it

[gloomy tartan]

Why was he so much stronger

Or it I mean idk

[lusty estuary]

nightbringer rubbing his big belly after this delicious meal

[waxen sleet]

More like a bucket of cuttlefish... until a few a remained

[gloomy tartan]

Why was nightbringer able to eat so many other of his kind? Was he just the biggest cloud?

[carmine steppe]

Yeah and they are right, I think the imperium/humans are the only faction that hasn't development a defense mechanism against chaos.
Orks don't affect the warp, Eldar have the soulstones and their paths, necrons don't have souls so no effect there, Tau for the moment are fine.
Humans are the only ones that contribute to chaos and don't have a good way to fight off chaos (besides indoctrination and brainwash)

[drowsy lynx]

But by then they had evolved short life spans to match the stellar cycle, which the ctan offered them freedom from in the form of living metal bodies. Which were also a bit of a trap

[gloomy tartan]

Or the strongest cloud ?

[obtuse oak]

Strongest I guess

The Nightbringer is crazy powerful

[gloomy tartan]

So the strongest of them was ork of the first to realize begins taste good too

[drowsy lynx]

Void dragon also seems very powerful

[gloomy tartan]

And then he killed one of his kind on purpose?

Or it I mean

I keep having to remember it’s a fucking soace cloud

[waxen sleet]

Orks are weird, they have no presence in the Warp... but create their own metaphysical Warp in the form of the psychosphere we affectionaly refer to as the WAAAAAAAAAAGH

[gloomy tartan]

And not Dracula

[obtuse oak]

He looks like the grim reaper but the in-universe explanation is that he made himself the personification of Death in the collective memory of every sentient species

[lilac owl]

Orks are peak

[obtuse oak]

So the grim reaper looks like him

[lusty estuary]

krorks are really funny conceptually

[gloomy tartan]

That’s grim dark as fuck

Holy shit

[lusty estuary]

made to fight the biggest war ever and everything that came after sucked in comparison so they regressed

[carmine steppe]

Wait until you hear about servitors 😳

[gloomy tartan]

The strongest of there kind realizes beings taste good too not just matter and decides to start eating its own kind

[waxen sleet]

That would be the War in Heaven in a nut shell

I think Emperor gets Text To Speech did a great summary of all this

[obtuse oak]

Keep that in mind and then look at this old 40k artwork of the Nightbringer

Peak

[gloomy tartan]

Becoming the personification of death is metal

[sly quest]

God that’s so beautiful

[gloomy tartan]

That’s some fuckint heavy album cover shit

[drowsy lynx]

The first necron codex art went so hard

[waxen sleet]

"The Shadow of Death is the one I cast"

[gloomy tartan]

I want that as a big poster on my wall

A conversation starter

[drowsy lynx]

Loved the mysterious vibe before they committed to the goofy Egyptian theme honestly

[gloomy tartan]

Impress women I bring over

look at this cool shit

[obtuse oak]

When the Necrons were first introduced to 40k they hadn't actually overthrown the C'tan in their lore, and were still enslaved by them

[jaunty path]

@lilac crag why dont u recc crusher on this event

its gr8

[obtuse oak]

So the Nightbringer was a galactic level threat

[sly quest]

I think the Egyptian theme is pretty tuff tbh

[gloomy tartan]

Wait they were introduced when they were still enslaved

[obtuse oak]

They retconned the Necrons later to add to their history that they defeated the C'tan and now use shards of them as weapons

[visual vortex]

They also had very bad scoliosis

[waxen sleet]

The Thousand Sons wear it better

[gloomy tartan]

The Necrons had a whole arc of becoming free in story?

[lusty estuary]

it adds to their charm i think

[drowsy lynx]

I don't hate it but I still miss the old flavor probably just nostalgia tho since that was my first and only real tabletop army

[visual vortex]

The mystery was the main thing about the necrons

[lusty estuary]

they're just the tomb kings now but vastly more compelling

[waxen sleet]

I feel Babylonian or Sumerian would suit them better personally

[sly quest]

Yeah understandable:•(

[gloomy tartan]

So the story of how the Necrons go from slaves to free is explained ?

[jaunty path]

smite users are awful

[lusty estuary]

the folks at games workshop don't know what those are unfortunately

[gloomy tartan]

That’s neat they got introduced before becoming free

[waxen sleet]

Yes and no?

[gloomy tartan]

I assumed they just went into them enslaving the fucks

[visual vortex]

The mystery made it cooler

Metal skeletons that dont die is cool

[gloomy tartan]

I didn’t know it started with them as slaves still

[visual vortex]

Nothing else is needed

Also hi jawa

[waxen sleet]

They only have one finger, leave them alone... they cant push any other buttons

[drowsy lynx]

Right, and they phase out so you can't really study or capture them

[jaunty path]

they can literally suck on it bruh

[visual vortex]

They should give them their scoliosis again

[lusty estuary]

what're you even gonna do with a captured necron anyways

[graceful hamlet]

This event is extra funny with smykers because you can legitimately abandon them to some pretty nasty hordes

[waxen sleet]

Are you okay?

[lusty estuary]

a warrior isn't going to talk to you because they're not allowed to know language

[visual vortex]

As a guy with scoliosis and very skinny i can relate to the Necrons

[jaunty path]

just dramatically salty lmao

[drowsy lynx]

Put external motors on it and use it as a Halloween decoration

[waxen sleet]

Do also yell, "Get off my lawn?"

[gloomy tartan]

I bet Wolfer listens to Fetty Wap

[lusty estuary]

if you capture an overlord they're just gonna ragebait you

[gloomy tartan]

Nurgle probaly has the nastiest beats

[visual vortex]

No but i do sleep for obscene amounts of time

[sleek harness]

Wolfer is the music composer for Darktide

[visual vortex]

Cawl did this to a necron

[graceful hamlet]

Yea definitely https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ?si=FKszDqtGhNhHYEgz

[lilac crag]

one or two missions away from event completion...........

[gloomy tartan]

Well damn if we kill him we’ll lose the soundtrack

[lilac crag]

[waxen sleet]

Do you own a bunch of snakes and bugs? have weird collections or experiments?

[jaunty path]

Thats hilarious lmfao

[sleek harness]

Exactly

[visual vortex]

I own a reptile and dead bugs

[gloomy tartan]

That changes things

[visual vortex]

And collect fossils

Does that count?

[waxen sleet]

Oh yeah, definitely a Necron.

[lusty estuary]

the necron dynasties are probably some of the best bits of the setting tbh

[gloomy tartan]

I love Rick roll so much

You collect fossils

[lusty estuary]

the necron nobility is just so old and usually so far above anything else in the setting most of them are just playing fucking games all day

[gloomy tartan]

That’s cool bro

I wish I had a real fossil

I got some bird feathers lmao

[sleek harness]

We are all one step away from becoming fossils

Well

Many steps aways

[drowsy lynx]

Trazyn lore did warm me up to new necron lore a bit lol

[visual vortex]

Yeah i have some coral from mixhigan and a tropical fish

[gloomy tartan]

I have many neat nick nacks

[sly quest]

Good luck good luck Alex:•)

[sleek harness]

Theres many things that need to happen for us to become fossils

[jaunty path]

they have literally nothing better to do besides chase their ambitions

[waxen sleet]

I dunno... the birth and creation of Slaanesh is hilarious, and the Eldar still think they are better than us. The Chaos God we created doesn't regularly try to kill us... much

[lilac crag]

thank u thank u

[gloomy tartan]

Several specific things

In specific orders

[jaunty path]

they have ALL the time in the world

[gloomy tartan]

Otherwise no fossil

[visual vortex]

You guys can turn me into a fossil

I dont mind

[jaunty path]

i want curry chicken

[sly quest]

Noted

[sleek harness]

Bad luck bad luck hope you die by 1000 bullet wounds

[graceful hamlet]

Turn me into a Necron 🙏

[gloomy tartan]

Idea

[visual vortex]

It would be cool to see me as a fossil

[gloomy tartan]

Be a fossil that dies mid combat bro

[lusty estuary]

i think you're hard-pressed to find a more compelling 40k character than trayzn

[gloomy tartan]

Those are the coolest

[lilac crag]

i top scored last match grrrr

[gloomy tartan]

Fighting fossils

[lusty estuary]

just a really layered character with a lot of texture

[sleek harness]

You have scoreboard mod?

[waxen sleet]

I remember dial up internet and flip phones... I am a fossil.

[sleek harness]

Bad

[gloomy tartan]

We can have you as a fossil fighting a bird

[lilac crag]

friend does

i got kill damage counter

[sleek harness]

What did I top scored at

[visual vortex]

Tiger

[lusty estuary]

kind of a given ig since the infinite and the divine is the best 40k novel

[lilac crag]

um

nothing

[visual vortex]

😏

[gloomy tartan]

Imagine people finding your fossil

[sleek harness]

Then why did you said I did good

[visual vortex]

Haha skaven sucks gorilla glue glazed ass

[gloomy tartan]

They be like “ damn that’s kinda tuff”

[lilac crag]

cus u didnt die

or go down

[sleek harness]

Because that's easy

[lusty estuary]

the eldar do kind of have aura

[visual vortex]

We should do that with our skeletons

[lilac crag]

brutus beat you at staggering enemies

which is kinda funny

[drowsy lynx]

What kinda curry?

[sleek harness]

Listen, there were a giant mutant in front of me while I was trying to shoot

Not my fault

[visual vortex]

Kill the mutie

[gloomy tartan]

Bro imagine some kids looking at you punching a tiger in your skeleton forms

[waxen sleet]

Some aura yeah, need to though... comes with the territory of pointy ears and going barefoot everywhere

[sleek harness]

Can't, the mutant is a ogryn

In my team

[visual vortex]

Explosive barrel

[lilac crag]

to be fair

[visual vortex]

Take med stimm snd inject yourself in front of him when he needs it

[sleek harness]

There were no ledges

Sadly

[visual vortex]

Dont save him

[lilac crag]

brutus brittlled and taunted all the enemies

[waxen sleet]

Burn the heretic! Kill the mutant! Purge the unclean!

[lilac crag]

idk how you couldnt shoot cus of him

you have a spread shotgun

[formal mortar]

I need to remember to die lots so I can top score in deaths

[visual vortex]

No way

Skaven DOES suck

[lusty estuary]

i just think about the hammer and bolter eldar episode a lot

[visual vortex]

🤯

[sleek harness]

Because he killed the enemies faster while in front of me

Duh

[gloomy tartan]

They tell me somethings wrong with that brain

[visual vortex]

So you shot at corpses?

[waxen sleet]

Which Dawn of War game was it where a Blood Raven Dreadnought picked one up and incinerated one in holy promethium?

[sleek harness]

Shot at 3 alive guys and 30 dead corpses

[drowsy lynx]

Intro to dawn of war 2 base game

[jaunty path]

"He could not even remember what his old body had looked like. At times, his mind reconstructed an image - or what he thought was an image - for a micro second. The curve of fingers gripping a stylus. Dark Pupils staring back from a burnished mirror. Gone, always gone, the moment his mind's eye tried to focus on it. A self-protection protocol"

[visual vortex]

That's DOW2

Cinematic trailer

[waxen sleet]

Now that is aura

[jaunty path]

I think about this almost daily.

[visual vortex]

Dreadnought rlly killed two elves and lit himself a blunt

Watching the marine fight the lictor

[gloomy tartan]

Do not be tempted by xeno booty

[drowsy lynx]

If you haven't watched the interview with blur, the studio that made the og dow intro cinematic, I'd recommend it

[gloomy tartan]

Heresy

[visual vortex]

Im not

[gloomy tartan]

Good

[formal mortar]

But I'm a warrior!

[sly quest]

Top 10 craziest things people say on a daily basis

[gloomy tartan]

Kill em all

Let the emperor sort em out

🔥

[visual vortex]

I aaid i find it funny that the dreadnought rlly just lit himself a blunt to watch the marine fight for himself

[drowsy lynx]

Average helldivers 2 teammate be like

[waxen sleet]

As he should, as a forgotten successor chapter to the Thousands Sons and still loyal 😏

[gloomy tartan]

Lmao imagine it having a tiny claw that pops out to light the blunt

[visual vortex]

Also he threw that one elf like he picked up something with a spider on it

[gloomy tartan]

Like it’s hot boxing itself

Lmao

[lusty estuary]

space marines always acting tuff until a striking scorpion hits them with the crab claw

[jaunty path]

https://tenor.com/view/warhammer-gif-18896366

[visual vortex]

https://youtu.be/OTjyO_FncE4?si=6VaquWgc4fXxaJvV

1:37

[waxen sleet]

when was the last time Striking Scorpions got a new mini?

[jaunty path]

what if u kick a marine in the balls

[visual vortex]

They dont have balls

[lusty estuary]

they don't have any unfortunately

[visual vortex]

Or dicks

Or cocks

[formal mortar]

I need to know what a matine is

[visual vortex]

They get castrated

[sly quest]

2024

[waxen sleet]

You mean the Holy Globules?

[jaunty path]

ye

[visual vortex]

YOU ARE NOT CANON!!!

🗣️ 🔥

[brittle cedar]

PRAISE BE TO SPACE KING!!!

[fair bridge]

no idea yet but i probably did well

[waxen sleet]

Brother, brother look at me.

[formal mortar]

I think your foot would hurt since they're armored

[visual vortex]

Hate Monger best character

[waxen sleet]

Correct, but Chest Nut serving as a foil really helps him shine as one

[visual vortex]

Chest nut is cool too

I also liked the coagulators

[waxen sleet]

Remember! BE POSITIVE!

[amber portal]

No.

[carmine steppe]

Do y'all know where that comes from?

[visual vortex]

🫴 👌

Or something like that

[waxen sleet]

In context of the show or crips vs. bloods?

[carmine steppe]

The latter yeah

[amber portal]

I hate positivity

[lusty estuary]

everybody start frowning now

[waxen sleet]

I'm old broski... too old

[visual vortex]

☹️

[sly quest]

Are 2 seconds old😿?

[carmine steppe]

Sounds like you need the smiling friends

[waxen sleet]

🙁

[waxen sleet]

No, he needs to crush his enemies, see them driven before him, and to hear the lamentations of their women.

[sly quest]

OH YOMMY

[graceful hamlet]

Fatshark should just enable friendly fire for expeditions for that extra Helldivers sauce

(It won’t backfire, trust)

[waxen sleet]

FOR THE SUPER IMPERIUM OF MAN