general-chat

[waxen sleet]

Obviously.

[hazy valley]

But also it would make some people very happy

[thick coyote]

I would barrel all felinids because I don't like cats

[wind oar]

bro why cant you run backwards in this game

[hazy valley]

I just love the Longlas and don't see Fatshark ever adding it. I would say AdMech class but I have hope that is already coming

[marsh iris]

breadnoughts arent merely born, they are self-raised

[thick coyote]

Payday 2 moment

[dire kayak]

i am in AGONY

[stuck crescent]

Try to run backwards

Right now

[hazy kestrel]

But why though

[hazy valley]

I would wear cat ears so you barrel me over the edge

[stuck crescent]

Run while trying to move backwards

[delicate vapor]

[dire kayak]

i have to build nuclear power in satisfactory

[somber stream]

I guess you can say, they wheat for this moment

[dire kayak]

SAMEEE

[wind oar]

but in killing floor 2 you can run backwards

[thick coyote]

I would never hurt a cat irl

[fiery wave]

Add a powerfist with a charge visceral special that does bonus backstab damage.

[stuck crescent]

Fucking grey names

[whole glade]

BLACK FLAG REMAKE!!!!!

[thick coyote]

Notice how he doesn't say that about killing floor 3

[stuck crescent]

"In this one game you can"

[thick coyote]

[whole glade]

FRAHHHBGHV GG

[dire kayak]

YASAAAYYYY

[hazy valley]

Would you barrel me if I thought it was funny too

[marsh iris]

the moment to crust the vile filth

[dire kayak]

i love the modern AC style but the older games are so much better

[thick coyote]

100%

[hazy valley]

It is ALWAYS funny

I laugh every time

[dire kayak]

i usually never get barreled

idk why

i experienced it for the first time last time i played psyker tho

[hazy valley]

I remember feeling unkillable on Arbites until a Psyker used a Purge staff on Gloriana to pop a barrel next to my head and remind me that no one wins a fight against gravity

[delicate vapor]

Ok anyone ELSE wanting to be made in tomodachi life

[hazy valley]

And it was so so funny

[marsh iris]

aight im gonna soak myself in my bed

[stuck crescent]

Thats neat

[dire kayak]

make kagamine len

[delicate vapor]

Kk

[somber stream]

Goodnight, sweet prince

I read that as in my bread

[limpid vigil]

I hope the next event is a flip of this one - only poxwalkers but double or triple the spawns

call it mashed poxtatoes

[proper light]

I hope it gives me plenty of plasma gunner spawns. That’s the last enemy specific kill penances I need.

[whole glade]

GRAGHHH

[hazy valley]

Triple poxwalkers spawns but also triple health and stagger threshold on all of them too. I want to see a repeat of people falling over to hordes like when they first did the Infected Moebian 21st event

[hazy kestrel]

Oops! All shotgunners!

[stuck crescent]

(Wrong server, sry)

[proper light]

Any penance progress is progress!

[tired steeple]

Hello

[proper light]

And with most of the penances in the game already done I have to be a little more specific and targeted in what I do to progress what’s left.

[tired steeple]

Dies

[sly quest]

Helloooo:•)

Jesus hwo do people level up

[waxen sleet]

That sounds like a field of grass for the lawnmower (chainsword/eviscerator/relicblade/powersword/powerfalchion)

[waxen sleet]

Close. Kill. Do it again... and again... and again until you hit 30.

[sly quest]

Its so depressing… Thankfully a lot of people are willing to help, but it’s so humiliating when you die while everyone else is carrying

[somber stream]

Live and learn

[drowsy lynx]

Kill heretics

[somber stream]

It's just a game, learn at your own pace

[sly quest]

Hell yeah

[waxen sleet]

Go to lower difficulty, learn to dodge, and learn to block. Git Gud is not an insult here, the game relies alot on skill and learning how to dance in a melee.

[sly quest]

True that:•) hopefully I will be 30 very soon

[drowsy lynx]

Yeah as long as you enjoy fighting heretics that's all that matters

[delicate vapor]

[dire kayak]

everyone else has gone through that experience as well, regardless of their current skill

dont worry about it

[somber stream]

Yeah stick with lower diff if you're struggling

[drowsy lynx]

Some of us spent a long time mastering dodging and weapon patterns before moving up haha

High intensity malice keeping new players sane

[waxen sleet]

And once you're at 30... do it again with another class, and again, and again. Get well rounded, skills learned in one class are almost always applicable to another class.

[sly quest]

I do believe I’m pretty good at the whole attacking thing, it just feels like everyone is too strong, too fast, so even tho I do try to dodge and shoot, I’m just always too slow

[sly quest]

Thank you I will try my best:•)

[lilac crag]

ur doing good al

i ate so much shit when i started dt

[drowsy lynx]

Some weapons and builds are pretty slow and it takes some practice to learn how to position and what you're allowed to get away with

[waxen sleet]

This^

[lilac crag]

my friend forced me into a heresy maelstrom to be a smartass abt me not using krakks on vet when i started out

[somber stream]

I took my time and explore around in lower diff, while hitting the left overs from the guys ahead

[drowsy lynx]

But then you get to be good with thunder hammer and rally the team by smiting a daemonhost you could have easily avoided

[waxen sleet]

Trial by fire meets sink or swim? oof.

[somber stream]

Best way to go if you have a friend tbh

[waxen sleet]

Oddly hunting for the Skulls helps in learning how to platform and explore the maps

[somber stream]

Hell yeah

Took my sweet time with that while my team die left and right too

[waxen sleet]

The only skull I haven't got is the Cathedral mission... bc I still suck at platforming due to lag issues

[somber stream]

The library one?

Yeah gonna need the guys to support you by sticking around in that part

[waxen sleet]

No, the one with the ritual at end resurrecting a Karnak

[sly quest]

Thank you so much, I will be level 1 trillion soon :•)

[sly quest]

Is lvl 30 the highest someone can get?

[hazy valley]

Or make the team more scared of you than the daemonhost. I saw a Hive Scum named "Dh-feet-enjoyer" and he would play normal until he saw a Daemonhost then he would sprint away from the team, kill it before the Daemonhost even finished waking up and say "feet secured"

[dapper jewel]

That’s beautiful

[somber stream]

Hmmmm…. I don’t recall a skull there

[waxen sleet]

Correct, 30 is the level cap but you get points every time you level so be sure to spend points on talents

[somber stream]

Had a tour guide so i just went with the flow

[sly quest]

I will try my best, Also will try and make multiple characters n check whichever is i’m stronger w :•)

[vivid zinc]

There's a hidden level everyone has that goes above 30 but it doesn't do anything

[thick coyote]

That would low-key be too good, so Fatshark ain't adding it

[sly quest]

Level 31

[waxen sleet]

It's hard to describe where it is tbh... it's just past the 2nd Medicae station, near the stairs that lead to the sewers. The area looks like the beginning of the Drug Den mission more or less.

[tawny grail]

The "hidden" levels above 30 are used by mods to help give an idea how long a character has been played

Among other uses I'm sure

[sly quest]

You can add mods to an online game? Wouldn’t that break it?

[tawny grail]

Client-side mods are allowed

[waxen sleet]

No, most mods are cosmetic... some are flat out cheating though

[tawny grail]

Anything on https://www.nexusmods.com/games/warhammer40kdarktide is allowed, though there are plenty of arguments to have about what's too far

[sly quest]

But… if you add a cosmetic mod to an online game, wouldn’t that make your character crash during cutscenes?

[vivid zinc]

No

[tawny grail]

Generally it just means only you can see it

[vivid zinc]

Not in Darktide

[sly quest]

So tuff

[waxen sleet]

Only you can see the cosmetic mods, no one else... its just vanity

[somber stream]

Ah, i remember now. The pipe climbing part? Yeah that one is a bit tricky

[sly quest]

Ohhh:•(

[somber stream]

Found the place by accident on my own

[sly quest]

Reminds me of that one story of the king who got out his castle naked

[tired inlet]

anyone done a run where you extract with all four reliquaries?

like the old VT2 barrel run

[somber stream]

Man i wish there were naked cosmetic

[tawny grail]

Most mods tend to be your own quality of life improvements though, things like seeing exact ammo counts or being able to rearrange your HUD, helpful stuff

[sly quest]

Man I’m so glad there si no naked cosmetic.

[waxen sleet]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fPT9cBSKYas

this thing, yeah

[little kettle]

Real

[somber stream]

https://tenor.com/view/darktide-ogryn-run-naked-funny-gif-18082679885906165021

[thick coyote]

Some mods might crash but that's because of the mod

[sly quest]

I gotta check em out then:o

[somber stream]

You have yet to experience peak, new leaf

[sly quest]

Do they have any cute dresses in any of these mods😿

[waxen sleet]

Only if play as an Ogryn

[sly quest]

Noted…

[somber stream]

Wait Ogryn has dress?

The fuck

[waxen sleet]

I dont know, it be funny tho

[tawny grail]

Kinda surprised at that one tbh

[sly quest]

I do believe its a joke…

[tawny grail]

Surely somebody has modded an ogryn battle dress

[somber stream]

There's a mod that make your wildest cosmetic come true

[vivid zinc]

No jokes allowed here. Only weaponized autism

[somber stream]

So it's not entirely impossible

[sly quest]

Thank you bara enjoyers

[waxen sleet]

The Emperor Protects.

[thick coyote]

If you use the Drip mod or whatever the name
You can get a big robe for zealot

And that's just a different type of dress

[sly quest]

Oh hell yeah:•)

[thick coyote]

[sly quest]

Also, I’ve seen some zealots have a cross like thingy that they used for battles

Was it a mod?

[hazy valley]

Didn't someone mod a beach outfit onto Ogryn in the driptide chat a while ago

He had pool floaties

[sly quest]

IF YOU EBER FIND IT PLEASE SHARE THE LINK WAHT

[tawny grail]

That's one of the zealot abilities

[thick coyote]

Like they hold a "cross"?
That's your middle ability

[dire kayak]

these randoms im meeting on the event kinda suck

[sly quest]

Awwwwww

[dire kayak]

it doesnt feel great when theres a 500 rager horde that i would normally have a blast fighting, only for the inferno staff smite dueling sword telekine psyker to stun and kill them all in 3 seconds

[sly quest]

Nooo wayyy tahts so sick hell yeah

[stuck crescent]

Are they kriegs?

[hazy kestrel]

:(

[sly quest]

YAYAYYA GREAT NEWS

[dapper jewel]

[dire kayak]

might as well be with how theyre behaving

[stuck crescent]

Ych a fi

[tawny grail]

My steak is too tender, my lobster too buttery, my teammate too efficient

[somber stream]

#zealot-class message

No official dress but there's some serious dripping coat, if you're willing to pay

[fading otter]

Damn poor randoms, do too good and people complain, do too shitty and people complain

[sly quest]

It looks so cool oh my god.

[waxen sleet]

Real rejects wear penance gear

[somber stream]

Good thing i'm not

Emperor's top guy, right here

[sly quest]

Real rejects don’t wear clothes

[vivid zinc]

penitent engine happy noises

[sly quest]

You just reminded me of how cool their designs are

Holy moly

[waxen sleet]

Ah, another connoisseur of the classics.

[sleek harness]

RIP communication on playstation

You will need to verify to use chat

[somber stream]

I too, love having a literal paper for helmet

[waxen sleet]

Mic issues?

oh

[sly quest]

What’s wrong w verifying?

[vivid zinc]

Don't ya'll love what the UK did to communication in games? Weeee! nanny state activate!

[sly quest]

Good… good.

[marsh iris]

holy atom eve? Oatmeal Eve

[sleek harness]

Everything is wrong with verifying

[sly quest]

How come:o

[sleek harness]

You should have to give your ID and your face to be able to talk in the internet

Shouldn't

[somber stream]

#zealot-class message
Not a joke

[waxen sleet]

Literally 1984

[marsh iris]

🛌

[sly quest]

Hwo did they get that.

I want it

[somber stream]

Are you typing these from your dream

[sly quest]

GOODNIGHT

[drowsy lynx]

I always run this now lmao

[sly quest]

The fnaf bite…?

[sleek harness]

And also leaks can happen and your information can be put into danger easily

[fading otter]

Thats 87

[vivid zinc]

Lets put it this way, if you trust a corporation like Discord with your personal information ur asking for a bad, bad time so long as cyber security is lax and there's no punitive fines to dole out to corpotations who don't protect their consumers

[drowsy lynx]

"wife said I couldn't forget the shopping list this way"

[sly quest]

The warhammer bite

[somber stream]

Bought it once, never took off since

[waxen sleet]

I though thats the number all the kids keep saying?

[hazy valley]

Do they have any way of verifying or will they get clowned on like people using Norman Reedus from Death Stranding to bypass camera age verification checks

[sly quest]

Can discord send me a trillion

[sleek harness]

Every account that isn't verified gets their communication removed

[sly quest]

6677777

[sleek harness]

They even said that this change was because of "age verification laws globally"

Which is a fucking lie

It isn't globally

Yet

[hazy valley]

Sure but if someone does the fake ID and fake face trick do they have a way of checking that or do they go "ah yes you are SpongeBob SquarePants of Bikini Bottom have a nice day"

[little marten]

Verify deez nuts

[sly quest]

Mfs care about age laws only when it comes to games

[gloomy tartan]

Man I just saw a milkshake cup blow his dome smoof the fuck off and the marine core still took him

[wet swift]

While low in number, an unusually high number of enemies sighted.
do they use ai to write these or what?

[vivid zinc]

Blame the UK they caused this mess

[waxen sleet]

Say it louder for the people in the back

[sleek harness]

Yeah I am pretty sure you can do that lol

[sly quest]

And most of the other wars/messed up laws in the rest of the world

[sleek harness]

Yeah

And the internet

[gloomy tartan]

Why don’t you just use a pic of Nelson Mandela as your ID

[vivid zinc]

Naw dawg, that's religion

[sleek harness]

Because theses laws are also effecting the internet

[somber stream]

Yet another PC W

[sly quest]

No… people LOVE to ignore ages on the internet 😭

[drowsy lynx]

3rd party discord identity verifiers checking my account's vid and just seeing this

[hazy valley]

They're probably just using a poorly made AI program to glance at things anyway without any human ever looking at info

[fading otter]

Just wait til November 😉

[waxen sleet]

Xbox doesn't have this problem... yet

[hazy valley]

Probably pretty easy to fool LOL

[somber stream]

Chat control 2.0 hasn't clear... yet

[tired inlet]

on the internet, nobody knows you're as dog

[gloomy tartan]

As soon as a poorly made ai can be used it will be used to replace humans

[somber stream]

1.0 sure is dead in EU

[hazy valley]

People still haven't figured out I'm a cat

[sleek harness]

It's all automated by AI

Which is funny

[waxen sleet]

Or a robot

[tired inlet]

I have an inkling, as you're a huge pussy.

[sly quest]

What if they ask for vc

[tired inlet]

but no hard evidence

[sly quest]

What if they ask for hand pics…

[tired inlet]

there's software for that too

[hazy valley]

I would love for them to try to replace my job with ai. I know because they have tried and I watched it fail. I want them to try again, and fail again, because it is funny and expensive every time

[sly quest]

Www.voicechanger.com

[sleek harness]

Come on, they need to know your race, sex, gender, hair color, religion and eye color

[hazy valley]

Thank you for noticing

[sleek harness]

It's to protect children obviously

[tired inlet]

I just ask Gianni to do a Duke Nuk'em voice impression and I'm in

[hazy valley]

I will be a robot the day I can forsake flesh

[sly quest]

And your credit card numbers

[fading otter]

The better to hit you with an Ai powered Palantir kill drone, my dear

[sleek harness]

Yeah can't forget the credit card

[sly quest]

Im actually duek irl

[sleek harness]

Also show your password

We keep them safe

Trust

[tired inlet]

https://gizmodo.com/app/uploads/2023/09/04f7be8cab7c1f9b9f96a568038442c7.jpg

[gloomy tartan]

They replace humans checking job interviews with ai now lol

[delicate vapor]

[hazy valley]

Which is extra funny because people are using AI to write resumes for those AI interviews now too

[sly quest]

Reminds me of 2016 YouTube scams

[hazy valley]

And companies are upset that AI is being used to make resumes LOL

[gloomy tartan]

It’s just incentivizing lying

Which leads to people at jobs with no idea how to do the job

[dire kayak]

im a cat too

[hazy valley]

meowmeowmeow

[tired inlet]

they're the ones using an algorithm to filter it; so if you're unemployed you have to wait for the computers to finish fighting to decide whether you can eat

[dire kayak]

mrrrpp mrrow

[sleek harness]

100k people verified!
65% are falsified

[hazy valley]

We already have that but now it's by design which is more fun

[gloomy tartan]

I’m not having fun :/

[hazy valley]

Sometimes all you can do is laugh

[sly quest]

Hope you’re okay:(

[hazy valley]

And if all you can do is laugh, then remember to laugh

[gloomy tartan]

Californias a shit show lol

[hazy valley]

The circus will go on either way

[patent grove]

I have no mouth and must laugh

[hazy valley]

Might as well have popcorn

[gloomy tartan]

My dog has No ass cheeks yet he must fart

😢

[patent grove]

My bunny has an ass and she farts

Sorry, toots

[sly quest]

OH MY GOD CAN WE SEE HER

[patent grove]

Yeah

[sleek harness]

We?

You meant you right

[patent grove]

No, you too now

[sleek harness]

I am not

You can't force me

[sly quest]

Why would you not want to see her

[sleek harness]

I don't like bunnys

[sly quest]

I thought you were a bunny

[sleek harness]

I am skaven

[somber stream]

He's a rat

[sly quest]

Ohhhhh

[sleek harness]

No

A skaven

S-k-a-v-e-n

[somber stream]

Pretty sure everybody call you a rat here

[sleek harness]

Because you are a bunch of fools

[marsh iris]

invincibel atome eve oatmeal eve

[sly quest]

Ironic

[sleek harness]

Not

[patent grove]

@sly quest in pet tide

[visual vortex]

Skaven actually dresses up in a playboy bunny outfit and does waitress work in a casino

Dont call him a rat

😡

[somber stream]

:o

Rat is this real

[sleek harness]

That's a good idea

[gloomy tartan]

Humans have ass cheeks

Most animals don’t

[hazy valley]

Wait we have a pets channel???

[sleek harness]

Will keep it in mind if I lose my actual job

[sly quest]

Very cute bnuy 10/10

[gloomy tartan]

Dogs and cats don’t have ass cheeks

Does a bunny tail let it fart?

Cheeks cause fart noises

[sly quest]

Do we have to talk about this

[drowsy lynx]

Gotta get caked up if you wanna walk upright

[gloomy tartan]

Farts are funny

Objectively

[sleek harness]

YOU ARE THE ONE WHO STARTED IT

[gloomy tartan]

Like it sucks if my dog farts in bed but it’s funny as fuck

[dire kayak]

TRUEEE

[gloomy tartan]

Don’t make it weird

[somber stream]

Fart and penis jokes will never not be funny

[sly quest]

HOW DID I START IT I JUST ASKED TO SEE THE BUNY

[gloomy tartan]

People farts can be gross

Animal jokes are funny

[sleek harness]

YOU BROUGHT IT MORE ATTENTION

[gloomy tartan]

Most people don’t realize the ass cheeks cause fart noises

[sly quest]

I’m sorry.

[drowsy lynx]

Asks about bunny, gets convo about buns

[sly quest]

Wrong

[sleek harness]

Whut

[drowsy lynx]

[frigid bobcat]

How is the new event?

[gloomy tartan]

Without it you just get a high pitch noise from a fart like from dogs

Like some kinda brass instrument

[sly quest]

Iq too high

https://tenor.com/view/ghost-an-iq-too-high-an-iq-too-low-smart-dumb-gif-8165603809975699407

I forgot I can send gifs

[somber stream]

Pure violence

[drowsy lynx]

You can put gifs in other channels but only stickers and emojis work here

[sly quest]

waa:•(

[delicate vapor]

[thick coyote]

https://tenor.com/view/epic-embed-fail-ryan-gosling-cereal-embed-failure-laugh-at-this-user-gif-20627924

[somber stream]

Wouldn't it be cool to fight corrupted reject strike teams

[stark bobcat]

https://tenor.com/view/jesus-ballin-mars-bars-gif-19910027

[visual vortex]

I think it's stupid that they just kill us

And dont show us transformed or something idk

[somber stream]

No they ditch you in a pond full of nurgle juice

Pretty sure you'll get reanimated from that

[dire kayak]

there are a lot of reject strike teams that die on their first deployment

[sly quest]

JESUS BALLIN MARS

[dire kayak]

would be really cool

[visual vortex]

Every shot i see is of our corpses just leaning against walls

[stark bobcat]

It's true

[delicate vapor]

[somber stream]

At the end of failed missions

[visual vortex]

Yeah

Foundry plex has a shotgunner leave a building and the corpses sre just in the snow

[sly quest]

Whats up w your pfp.

[tired steeple]

Buuuurp

[visual vortex]

It's me irl

[delicate vapor]

O deer

[sly quest]

Gorgeous, please sign up n be a model

[somber stream]

Smh i don't have screenshots of those because i don't fail
/j

[drowsy lynx]

Hello fish man

[somber stream]

But usually they try to infect you, i can tell

[dire kayak]

i dont know how our rejects dont puke at half the things we see

[visual vortex]

Hello

[sly quest]

They do

[patent grove]

@visual vortex is that the from the sega dreamcast game

[visual vortex]

No

This one's from a scientific textbook

I wish i had seaman but i sont

[dire kayak]

sefoni keeps yapping to me about the upper spires while im practicing monstrosity fights

[patent grove]

I had a dreamcast but i never picked that game up

[drowsy lynx]

It's a weird game for sure, I've emulated it before

[visual vortex]

All you have ro do is wait 18 real life days to see a fish man suck the soul out of another fish dude by a proboscis from his forehead

[hazy kestrel]

Wh-what?

[waxen sleet]

I get that reference... with a voice over by Leonard Nimoy with it too

[visual vortex]

Seaman dreamcast game

[drowsy lynx]

That's the best part really

[waxen sleet]

AVGN has a great video over it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-IV8hCvsXy0

[hazy kestrel]

Even though you told me that this Jawa is wrapped in bacon, I always think that they’re in a barrel for some reason.

[waxen sleet]

... now I can't unsee it

[drowsy lynx]

Tbf I thought the same thing when I first saw it

Knify gotta work on his bacon textures

[delicate vapor]

[hazy kestrel]

3 and a half more hours until I’m free. :(

[waxen sleet]

Are any of us truly free?

[somber stream]

Hang in there champ

[hazy kestrel]

Well, yes and no

Epictetus has a lot to say about that actually

From what I remember, he would always say that as long as we’re attached to externals or seek out material things, we are slaves to either the thing itself, or whatever can provide us with the thing.

He used to joke about the people of one city who said: “By the grace of Caesar, we are free.”

But in reality, they are still “slaves”, but this time to Caesar

[nocturne bloom]

Less philosophy more freak please

[hazy kestrel]

No

[nocturne bloom]

Yes

[waxen sleet]

Then you'd like Diogenes

[hazy kestrel]

If you want to join the freak Philosophers, Epicureanism is down the hall to the left.

Diogenes is based af

Epicurus is whack

[dire kayak]

i am

[waxen sleet]

Plato was whack, he'd wrestle anyone who disagrees with him

[hazy kestrel]

Back to philosophymaxxing, it makes me consider what I allow myself to be enslaved to.

[hazy kestrel]

That’s based af

[waxen sleet]

Sorry, I'm taken

[somber stream]

I'm free of thought

[hazy kestrel]

Licht is truly free

[waxen sleet]

Now that is based af

[dire kayak]

not a single thought behind my eyes

[nocturne bloom]

Got freak on my mind

[somber stream]

Super Earth's finest soldier

[hazy kestrel]

I think we found Epictetus’ ideal Stoic

It’s Licht

[delicate vapor]

O deer

[nocturne bloom]

Hello wife

[waxen sleet]

I think therefore I am? No... i shan't think therefore not be?

[delicate vapor]

Hello Lamia

[hazy kestrel]

Ah, Descartes.

[nocturne bloom]

They didnt deny it

[hazy kestrel]

I went to a coffee shop named after him the other day

Was really good coffee lmao

[drowsy lynx]

This is the only hd2 title I've used since I've unlocked it lmao

[somber stream]

I don't think, i don't think.

[delicate vapor]

[waxen sleet]

There has to be a joke unpack there

[delicate vapor]

Didn’t realise what ur message had

[delicate vapor]

Nope

[hazy kestrel]

Stoicism is pretty darn cool.

[nocturne bloom]

Its too late you already acknowledged it

[delicate vapor]

[hazy kestrel]

Although I’m not Epictetus, I can sure as hell try to live like him.

[gloomy tartan]

We live by the horny we die by the horny

Or the sword

[ancient violet]

I have an idea

[hazy kestrel]

But what if

[ancient violet]

How about

We ban horny

[hazy kestrel]

You were no longer horny

[hard gorge]

NOOOOOOOOOOO

[gloomy tartan]

That’s the only ways you die

Is by a katana or horny

Or like you get sick from some super disease

[hazy kestrel]

But instead were free from being slaves from the puppet strings of impulse and desire? What then?

[nocturne bloom]

People named Katana:

[gloomy tartan]

Dying from horny to someone named katana

[little marten]

What’s the new event

[gloomy tartan]

That’s double dead

[gloomy tartan]

Female plague ogryns

[delicate vapor]

[somber stream]

100% specials and elites

No mob

[little marten]

Ok based

[nocturne bloom]

Reinstalling rn

[little marten]

lol what

[somber stream]

You heard me

Pure

Ultra

Violence

[little marten]

With normal density?

[hazy kestrel]

Where Bosses? :(

[gloomy tartan]

Hey would you get mad if they made a new train mission

Is the issue that it’s a short mission or the timer ?

[somber stream]

Density dropped to about 25%

[gloomy tartan]

Do we all just hate the timer ?

[hazy kestrel]

The issue is Dukane

[somber stream]

Normally 2k enemies down to 5-700

[gloomy tartan]

Lmfao

[little marten]

All elites and specials?

That’s wild

[gloomy tartan]

What’s wrong with granny

[somber stream]

Pure adrenaline there

[hazy kestrel]

Granny Brahms is fine

[gloomy tartan]

If it’s all elites and specials that means I can mark enemies nonstop

[little marten]

For plasteel and a border icon?

[hazy kestrel]

Karen Dukane is not

[waxen sleet]

Dumb question: Does that include Crushers, Reapers, and Bulwarks?

[gloomy tartan]

It’s legit only elites and specials ?

[somber stream]

Yeah the usual

[gloomy tartan]

No bullshitv

?

[little marten]

I’d imagine shotgunners too 🤮

[gloomy tartan]

Bro I’m SO IN. I’m marking enemies nonstop then

[somber stream]

Only one way to find out

[gloomy tartan]

FOR A BILLION YEARS

[somber stream]

Psykers gonna have a field day

[gloomy tartan]

THE IMPERIUM HAS DOMJNATED THE GAKAXY

Ooo nurgles might

Fancy event

[thick coyote]

Yes because they're elites

[gloomy tartan]

Hey is trench fighter drill for 10 percent faster melee worth it ?

I’ve used it forever

[waxen sleet]

If Dueling Sword, Knife, or Devil's Claw? Maybe?

[versed nest]

another event announced through tweets and not a news bulletin

[gloomy tartan]

Curious if I can use the talent point for something else

I main chainsword

[somber stream]

In true FS fashion

Tomorrow, maybe

[waxen sleet]

Get the Finesee and Crit Bonus one on right side by Weapon Specialist? Stacks well with Auto-Crit after Rev Blessing?

[gloomy tartan]

Haven’t tried that yet

That’s a neat idea

[waxen sleet]

Can't remember Talent names for the life of me, sorry for bad description

[gloomy tartan]

No worries

Ima drop the melee speed talent

Messing with my build as usual

[tired steeple]

I broke into the golden throneroom and all I got was this lousy shirt

[waxen sleet]

Blood Ravens merch?

[vivid zinc]

I'd suggest going FotF but also, go into the wounds middle tree. That shit is op

[tired steeple]

yeah

[waxen sleet]

Nice... figure out who their Dad (Primarch) is yet?

[vivid zinc]

Erebus

[waxen sleet]

Nah, Magnus

[tired steeple]

no but it's probably the lion

[hazy valley]

Depends on the weapon imo like if you have Rashad Combat Axe or Power Sword Mk VI it is basically mandatory but on a Knife I wouldn't

[vivid zinc]

Magnus made no mistakes

[hazy valley]

I also wouldn't on a Tac Axe

[gloomy tartan]

Chainsworddddds

[vivid zinc]

Erebus was right all along

[gloomy tartan]

I use da chain swordddd

I’m mostly middle tree

[waxen sleet]

ooh, that is some deliciousm looking bait

[hazy valley]

I wouldn't say it is necessary but it does feel REALLY good to use the Chainsword with Weapon Specialist and Trench Fighter Drill even if the Chainsword is a bit weak balance wise

It's a lot better on Hive Scum

[vivid zinc]

The Emperor was a bad father

[hazy valley]

Rampage along with the extra cleave, rending, crit, attack speed and melee damage they can tack on through the Hive Scum talent tree and drugs make it so much stronger on Scum

[proper light]

These pubs cannot clear the event missions even on heresy.

[vivid zinc]

The Emperor was such a bad father Gaia made the kids go out to get cigarettes and they never came back...

[proper light]

Very frustrating.

[waxen sleet]

Of course, the God Emperor of Mankind was at the end of the day despite thousands of years of life, experience, and psychic power... was only human after all.

Flawed, short sighted, prideful, and quick to anger.

[vivid zinc]

Ultimately the Emperor is responsible for the Horus Heresy too. That was easily avoided.

[waxen sleet]

Maybe... still I will gladly throw Erebus under the bus any day of the weak, that's why I named my Scum after him for the lolz

[vivid zinc]

lol

If the Emperor had half a brain he would have smothered baby Erebus in his sleep

But like all great savants...the big E is good at a few things and very, very bad at everything else

[elder merlin]

[waxen sleet]

Erebus was a Space Marine, Lorgar was the Primarch

[vivid zinc]

He still shoulda smothered him in his sleep. The galaxy woulda been better off without Erebus

Like, throughout history there's pretty much always been a silver lining to psychotic monsters...but not Erebus. Erebus is a Reddit mod with unlimited power and a huge chip on their shoulder

[runic sinew]

Great Cleaver / Impactful are needed by power maul and grenadier gauntlet?

[patent grove]

Was erebus the first from the imperium to turn to chaos?

[vivid zinc]

prob not

but Erebus was pretty much the perfect person to turn. He was already a ruined evil man

[tired steeple]

I did not eat for 8 hours until dinner

probably should have remembered

[thick coyote]

Ogryn usually gets Impactful instead of cleaver

Just ogryn things

And while needed is a strong word

Impactful is pretty fucking good on Paul

[vivid zinc]

blunts for the emperah

[tired steeple]

now what do I wanna play

[hazy kestrel]

Mordhau

[tired steeple]

I don't have it

[hazy kestrel]

It’s 6 dollars

[tired steeple]

I tried chivalry 2 years ago and I don't think I could get into it

eh maybe then

[hazy kestrel]

:(

[little marten]

HELLDIVERS 2 ON LIFE SUPPORT

COPEEEE

[elder merlin]

Some of their decisions are baffling

[somber stream]

First match of the new event. It's kinda easy

But then again i was a psyker with 3 True survivor Arby

[dire kayak]

great game with bad devs

[thick coyote]

Well their warbond stuff is pretty meh

500 warbonds of slop

300 types of mid tier assault rifles

Shotguns

[dire kayak]

im gonna like the exo warbond

[lilac crag]

me and goober tried to duo

[patent grove]

Sounds like you brought the meat

[lilac crag]

it is relentless

[dire kayak]

i caused us to lose,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

[lilac crag]

no

[somber stream]

I love trains of maulers lol

[lilac crag]

i did

:(

[patent grove]

What difficulty

[lilac crag]

stop taking blame for things u couldnt have even done u silly creature of doom

[lilac crag]

auric

[tawdry edge]

Imagine still playing dorktide

Smh smh

[thick coyote]

Also

[lilac crag]

shut up nerd

go touch sm2

[thick coyote]

Exo expert armor

[lilac crag]

paint ur silly loser hands or wtv

[thick coyote]

Nothing to do with exos

[somber stream]

I mean

You run, after your exo is gone

[tawdry edge]

No im jorking it to the sketch of my oc

[patent grove]

Gundams

[lilac crag]

raw

[somber stream]

It’s a Titanfall-ish bond

[thick coyote]

Nothing to do with exo

[tawdry edge]

[lilac crag]

i dont get why it needs to have something to do with exos

this isnt an exo wb

[patent grove]

Titanfall 2 is goated

[lilac crag]

this is a wb with 2 exos in it

lol

[thick coyote]

Because it's an exo warbond

🗣️

[tawdry edge]

Raw no lube

I love her design so fucking much

Cant wait for the finished piece

[lilac crag]

legit new weapons have noooothing to do with exos either but no one bitches about that

[thick coyote]

It's literally called Exo Experts

[lilac crag]

like yea dude

do you think its called that because of every item being related to exos

or because

it has 2

new

exos in it

[somber stream]

Alex chill

[thick coyote]

Why's there no exo armor buffing exos

Fucking

Fire warbonds had fire res

Gas warbond has gas res

[tawdry edge]

[dire kayak]

i cant wait to use the lumberer,,,,,

[tawdry edge]

Lumberer sounds like a funny name

[dire kayak]

the breakthrough looks really cool too

[tawdry edge]

The lumberer comes for you

[dire kayak]

im also gonna ALWAYS use the heavy operator set

its so clean i love it

[lilac crag]

i want the smg

med pen one handed

long fuckin last

i can riot shield max

[somber stream]

It’s the armour, affecting the helldivers only

Wouldn’t make sense to like

[dire kayak]

we should play helldivers,,,,,,,,,,,

[somber stream]

Boost the exo

That’s booster’s job

[lilac crag]

i cant

again

4th time i lose my progress

[dire kayak]

i knoww,,,,

id grind for you if i could

[lilac crag]

its oki silly

i literally cba to care about hd2 anymore

i was here since the middle of the 1st game

im done w the game

[dire kayak]

ill send you clips of me using the new exos on the 28th,,,,

[lilac crag]

i would love to see themmmm

i kinda am curious abt the shield on that mech

[thick coyote]

Democratic Detonation had more grenades and exdr

[lilac crag]

wonder if itll be devastator tier or paper

[somber stream]

You can bring ammo with you on the armour

Dude

Armour passive

[dire kayak]

ill let you know,,,,,

[tawdry edge]

Middivers 2

[dire kayak]

kills you

[tawdry edge]

[tawdry edge]

[lilac crag]

no shes not wrong

we play slop games

[tawdry edge]

Goob

[lilac crag]

dt hd2 and sm2

they all mid

[tawdry edge]

And alexander

I want to show you 2 my OCs sketch

[lilac crag]

do not address me lest youre ready to duel me

oh

okay sure

[tawdry edge]

[lilac crag]

show us silly

[dire kayak]

hmmm

[somber stream]

What do the new booster do anyway

[dire kayak]

the armour passive you mean?

theres no booster in the warbond

[somber stream]

The one time

The one time they can make new booster useful

:)

[lilac crag]

did they give the wb a booster

i didnt see one

[somber stream]

None

[hazy kestrel]

Middivers 2

[lilac crag]

they gave up

[dire kayak]

the armour passive gives more stamina and movement speed i think

[somber stream]

Could be like. Extra speed for exo or something

[dire kayak]

kills you

[hazy kestrel]

Reject Middivers, Return to Mordhau

[lilac crag]

why would we Ever Do something Useful for our boosters aside from the Big Four

we have to fight our community like riot police and deny any chance to be creative in how we play the game

[somber stream]

Great job as always AH

[lilac crag]

wdym " reload your epoch while jetpacking "

you neanderthal

sit on the ground

sorry im getting emotional over stupid slop game

no more hd2 talk out of me

[dire kayak]

i always use the jump pack

so i hate this

die arrowhead

[hazy kestrel]

It’s honestly kind of funny how, time and again, developers manage to fuck up lightning in a bottle.

[dire kayak]

as i said before

its a great game with bad devs

[somber stream]

We found ourselves in the “it’s so over” part in the chart yet again

[lilac crag]

weve never been back

conceptual were so back

[hazy kestrel]

Did you ever really leave it to begin with?

[tawdry edge]

It's impressive how no video game studio has escaped this
All of them have fumbled somehow

[lilac crag]

idk

[somber stream]

Nah. That’s the upcoming cultist update

[lilac crag]

warframe is doing great

[somber stream]

I’ve seen things, it’s gonna be great

[hazy kestrel]

Ahem Looks at DICE nowadays

[lilac crag]

i trust you

im just tired

[somber stream]

Rest

[dire kayak]

hugs u

[gloomy tartan]

You think someone ever got bitchelapped so hard they changed factions

[somber stream]

Imma go read a book then sleep now

[hazy kestrel]

You need to have endless laughter from playing Mordhau

I will buy you Mordhau for 6 dollarydoos

If I remember

[fading otter]

Bro tells me not to leak when I say I’m excited for the expendable mg and then says this

[tawdry edge]

As of now
Not always has been like this and they will fumble in the future

[gloomy tartan]

Ozempic makes people blind

[somber stream]

Mf it’s all over the internet at this point

[gloomy tartan]

Gadamn

[hazy kestrel]

You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a Mordhau bard whack someone to death with a lute, and play a tune on their corpse.

[thick coyote]

Same game where motivational shock which is advertised to work on acid slow doesn't work on acid slow btw

[tawdry edge]

Even LARIAN fumbled with the AI shit on new incoming divinity... Fuck, man

[hazy kestrel]

Lmao, I was out of the loop on that

Nice

[lilac crag]

devs have mentioned cultists

i have no info on leaks and am aware of them

i dont think it matters

[clever horizon]

"ai bad" luddite tier 😹 🥀

[fading otter]

That’s my point, bro was hopping on my ass for talking about the expendable mg yesterday (after the trailer dropped lol) and then talks about this, I have no problem with talking about leaks if the same people dont try to call me out for them

[tawdry edge]

constant anti-ai statements on twitter for months
drops divinity trailer at games award
instantly goes on twitter and mentions the use of ai in early concept arts
Smh

[hazy kestrel]

How to ruin your accumulated consumer goodwill in 3 easy steps!

[tawdry edge]

God the backlash was massive but unfortunately I doubt its something the studio can directly do
Probably its investors and executives who paid good money in AI trying to get their comeback from it

So they force the employees of using it

On their projects

[hazy kestrel]

At some point, the blame has to go on the devs imo.

[gloomy tartan]

I like putting hats on animals

[hazy kestrel]

At the end of the day, they actually create the game, not the executives or investor twats.

[gloomy tartan]

Games should add the ability to put hats on animals

Imagine a town where every pigeon had a cowboy hat on

But it’s with magic not with glue like in real life 🙁

[fiery wave]

You mean, string to tie it on.

[little marten]

Devs had to work fast cause of fame, imagine how slow things would’ve been if the game launch was mid

[gloomy tartan]

This is nicer

[tawdry edge]

It's what people think at least. Nothing was confirmed. But it's not like the CEO cares for the feelings of the teams responsible of making the games, only the money that comes from it

[hazy kestrel]

But you’d think that since they’re actually the ones developing the games, they could choose to not use AI bs right?

[gloomy tartan]

Imagine being haunted by a ghost chimp

Like some rich person used to have a pet chimp and live in your house in the 80s or something

[tawdry edge]

Probably but we can't be sure
Still disappointed in them

[hazy kestrel]

I will discuss this later if you want. Gonna do an inventory check throughout the manufactorum.

[gloomy tartan]

Now you have a ghost chimp throwing ectoplasm at you

[tawdry edge]

I present you a worse one

[little marten]

hey guys me and some buddies from nasa just discovered free energy hope nothing bad happens to us

[tawdry edge]

Imagine getting aboard a cargo ship who constantly changes to the will of a gorilla

Wanna know how it is? Watch Jojo Bizarre Adventure Part 3

[gloomy tartan]

You all get sent to Detroit

[little marten]

(i have nothing to do with free energy)

[gloomy tartan]

A ghost dog that farts in your face and only you can smell the ghost farts

It also barks when your awake nonstop

Literaly nonstop

This some kinda curse Ngl

[tawdry edge]

Can I hire a ghost atf worker to shoot it?

[gloomy tartan]

What if you like

Captured a ghost

And used it like a Pokémon

So like you have some dead British orphan ghost fighting some other guys Coke head from the 80s ghost

[dire kayak]

they call me 007
0 wins
0 boss kills
7 downs

[gloomy tartan]

Legendary ghosts

Like look I have a Charles Darwin ghost

[tawdry edge]

They call me 007
0 progress on my homebrew content
0 productive tasks done
7 mental illnesses

[jaunty path]

They call me 007

0 kills
0 ability kills
7 assists

[dire kayak]

REALLLL

[amber delta]

this new event is a real well done nothingburger

[thick coyote]

[jaunty path]

Uh. What event

What is it

[amber delta]

it's uh

less hordes more elites

literally just that

[jaunty path]

.

What a bunch of fuckin idiots lmfao

[patent grove]

The stand user could be anyone

[dire kayak]

i like the event

[thick coyote]

[visual vortex]

Say hello to hyper-buffed rager combos

[jaunty path]

So no trash horde

Just raw elites?

[obtuse oak]

i'm looking around now and you're right, these are fire

[visual vortex]

There's hordes i think?

Idk

I have personally seen just rager combos

You know the poxhound modifier that makes the howl and 50 dogs come out?

Replace that with ragers and that's what you get

[grizzled plover]

Fatshark please stop adding carapace enemies I tried to go into a mission with an anti-horde melee and wanted to die

[jaunty path]

just play melee psyker

easy.

[grizzled plover]

psyker isn't loud enough, or angry enough, or big enough

[jaunty path]

skissue ig

also psyker can be very loud

[hazy kestrel]

Fem Loner psyker, my beloved.

[jaunty path]

thats my psyker!

[hazy kestrel]

The voice does things to me.

Male Loner psyker’s voice just makes my ears bleed though.

[jaunty path]

reminds me of doofensmurtz

[hazy kestrel]

Dr. Doofenzshmirtz’s voice was a lot better.

Male Loner psyker is just like nails on a chalkboard

Same with Dukane tbh

[jaunty path]

I wouldnt describe her that way but she is insufferable yeah

[thick coyote]

There are a good amount of weapons that can deal with hordes and carapace
You'll have to be more specific

[nocturne bloom]

I feel like most push attacks do good work with cara

[thick coyote]

And all the lil uns have access to it which is the Rashad Combat Axe
Top 2 horde clearer iirc

It's an axe

Crazy I know

[little marten]

why do people

put together havoc teams

then leave

[thick coyote]

They didn't want you

[little marten]

so recruit 3 people just to leave?

[thick coyote]

Idk

[little marten]

🤷‍♂️

[visual vortex]

Doofensmirtz was a better character too

And far more sympathetic

[hazy kestrel]

Yes

[waxen sleet]

Yes, but, where's Perry?

[hazy kestrel]

Gone

Reduced to Atoms

[waxen sleet]

You used the Perry to destroy the Perry?

[hazy kestrel]

Yes

[waxen sleet]

Was it worth it?

[hazy kestrel]

Yes

[waxen sleet]

What did it cost?

[hazy kestrel]

Everything

[true minnow]

Fard

Oh there is event stuff going on

[thick coyote]

Yeah

"woops, all important enemies"

[true minnow]

I assume it works across operatives

[hazy kestrel]

Yeah

[true minnow]

Do you have to do them in order or something

[hazy kestrel]

No

[true minnow]

Like the one for expeditions it doesn't seem to have a certain amount of tech remnants to go get

[hazy kestrel]

Just unlock it on one

Wait what

Oh

Does the event span multiple modes?

Or am I misunderstanding your question

[true minnow]

Deadside patrol

[hazy kestrel]

I don’t think I’ll be able to help ya pal. I haven’t even looked at the event tier stuff

[true minnow]

It just says complete deadside runs and extract with remnants and reliquaries but doesn't give an amount

[hazy kestrel]

Oh

Weird

Classic Fatshark moment

Can’t even get the new event to display tiers properly

[true minnow]

Wish I could quickplay event specific missions

Fatshit you suck

[hazy kestrel]

Seems to be a running theme these days. :(

They need to get themselves together man. They’ve been dropping the ball ever since expeditions dropped

[true minnow]

I don't think they care

[hazy kestrel]

Same tbh

I agree with you

[true minnow]

They are now in a position where they get tencents money and people will buy whatever they churn out

[hazy kestrel]

Yeah

[true minnow]

So they made it, they don't have to be passionate game loving devs just dudes who make shit

[hazy kestrel]

Alas, all good things must end. And my time with Darktide might be up soon enough.

I genuinely can’t event be bothered to do the expedition salvage grind anymore

Especially when I’m actually having fun playing Mordhau lmao

[obtuse oak]

this is not the current event, not sure where you're seeing that?

[vivid zinc]

They still care man lol. The difference is they have a security blanket now.

[little marten]

FATSHARK ONLY HELPS THOSE WHO HELP THEMSELVES

[true minnow]

At melks

[nocturne bloom]

It got stale for me after Arb. Ive been taking a break from it since because some part of my hardware doesnt interact well with the games engine. Replaced pretty much everything but my Mobo and SSD

[hazy kestrel]

The state of expeditions says otherwise lmao

Boring as hell

[obtuse oak]

fatshark does 4 quarterly updates per year. expeditions was the last one. nothing will probably happen until the next one. that's always their schedule

[hazy kestrel]

Nice

And by that

[vivid zinc]

It's still pretty new and I'm sure they're aware of it's initial reception

[little marten]

NEXT ONE GONNA HAVE NEW CLASS THO

[hazy kestrel]

I mean Goddamnit that’s depressing :(

[hazy kestrel]

It better be AdMech or I’m actually just not gonna come back lmao.

[little marten]

I truly hope it isn’t

But I fully suspect it will be

[hazy kestrel]

Everything is done, besides the last 2 penance nonsense for Expeditions.

I’m bored beyond all belief with Darktide

[vivid zinc]

Combat Servitor class inc just cuz of you. And one of it's talents will give you 'spidey sense'

[thick fog]

It literally just came out a month ago

[hazy kestrel]

It’s been boring.

So. So boring

[obtuse oak]

if you ask fatshark themselves, darktide is not meant to be played continuously

[hazy kestrel]

:(

You’re right I guess Hank

:(

[thick fog]

They are cooking for Skulls

[obtuse oak]

as long as people show up for the updates, they're satisfied

as per victor magnusson in an interview a little while ago

[vivid zinc]

It used to be like that back before the crafting rework. You could play all day n' night trying to get god roll mission rewards.

[tight pine]

FOR THE SKULL THRONE!

[thick fog]

The new class releases in June, class stays broken for a month as they go on vacations

[thick coyote]

Summer vacation yeah?

[thick fog]

Yes

[hazy kestrel]

And then Autumn vacation

[vivid zinc]

Back in beta and on release I played Darktide a looooot

[little marten]

they're still on christmas vacation tbf

[hazy kestrel]

And then Christmas vacation. :(

Too much vacation

[little marten]

god bless workers rights in sweden

[dire kayak]

t'aunar tomorrow but also dentist tomorrow

[hazy kestrel]

:(

[stuck crescent]

Sweden confirmed better than Finland

[hazy kestrel]

Finland sounds like a nice place to visit

Probably cold as heck all the time though

[stuck crescent]

No

[hazy kestrel]

But tall Finnish women. :(

[true minnow]

Holy shit everyone just quit when one person went down

[vivid zinc]

At least ya'll have workers rights. Here in the penal colonies of North America we don't have any of that.

[true minnow]

Though it was against like 30 ragers

[true minnow]

Reddit moment

[stuck crescent]

F*nns 🤮

[dire kayak]

my dream place

i love the cold

[hazy kestrel]

My fellow laborer! 🤝

[vivid zinc]

80 hours a week for 40 hours a week pay!

[hazy kestrel]

Just as the founding fathers intended.

[stuck crescent]

I just got a raise

Was nice

[vivid zinc]

I think it's time to spill some tea into a harbor.

[hazy kestrel]

I got praised by all the higher ups according to my Boss today. Still no pay raise. :(

Being praised by my Boss’s Boss and all the other higher ups is nice

[vivid zinc]

Keeping your job and being given more work is your reward

[hazy kestrel]

But where money? :(

[tight pine]

That’s the neat part, you don’t

[vivid zinc]

Even the Imperium gives extra rations for excellence

When Dawn of War 4 releases I'm gonna play Necrons 100%

[tight pine]

Ye, green skeleton people r cool

[sleek harness]

Freaks

[fiery wave]

You mean, Dawn of War 3?

[vivid zinc]

On TT my thing was a tesseract vaul, a bunch of spyders and scarabs. I'd leeroy jenkins my tesseract vault into the enemy then tarpit everything with scarabs until the tesseract vault died n' killed everything but the spyders in the back lol

[vivid zinc]

Yeah it's best to ignore whatever that last Dawn of War game was supposed to be lol

[fiery wave]

Don't know what you are talking about. ||I actually do. I played it for like 30 mins and gave up... And I play janky mid shit all the time to completion.||

And yes, I'm one of those crazy idiots who finished Mark of Chaos on the Xbox 360.

[vivid zinc]

I gave it a few hours. Beat the campaign. I think? It's just so bad. The whole damned thing is like Hello Kitty's 1st MOBA

[fiery wave]

Is why I gave up. looks meh, feels bleah, and nothing feels right.

Like, I would have totally been fine with more of 1 or 2.

[vivid zinc]

What you don't like Terminators doing sommersaults?

lol yeah it was bad. Relic took the worst of Dawn of War 1, the worst of Dawn of War 2 and then asked what happens if you try to force everyone to play a terrible DOTA-themed lane map with control points for resources

It's just a fuckin mess lol

[fiery wave]

Like... Seriously. I know people hated 2 for being so different, but you cannot say it doesn't have some merits.

And it is fun in a different way.

[vivid zinc]

2 had some really cool things, the cover system was 90% awesome and tyranids rock

But the scale was too small imo

[fiery wave]

But it works if you like smaller feeling stuff.

Plus, Last Stand lul.

[tawdry edge]

[vivid zinc]

and being able to give each unit in a squad a different weapon caused some...umm...interesting balance problems lol

[dire kayak]

not a single thought behind my eyes

[fiery wave]

Hey, it means everything is you guess to counter. XD

[tired inlet]

that's just WarCraft 3

[tawdry edge]

Many thoughts behind my eyes
No will to put them on practice
Fuck me and my chud ass life

[dire kayak]

so is the curse of having a brain