general-chat

[waxen sleet]

No Orks in that timeline, but we'd still have Slaanesh

It did, thats why have at 3 of the 5 Chaos Gods

[vivid zinc]

Also untethered ctan floating around. I'm sure that would totally not be a massive problem.

But Tyranids might have ignored the Milky Way for longer too

[waxen sleet]

Harmless fart clouds, they only reason they suck souls instead of stars is the Necrontyr

[vivid zinc]

Until some dumb race does the same thing the Necrontyr did. Or worse, Chaos gets ahold of them.

[modest flume]

Damn Necrons giving the dimension of all souls and dreams indigestion and then making themselves immune to it, smfh

[waxen sleet]

The Tau would... the blue fish people would

[vivid zinc]

Tau are the kind of stupid that converts their people into digital copies and then accidentally wipes the harddrive.

[waxen sleet]

The Eldar i blame more: they created the 4th Chaos God, who woke up the other 3, which lead to domino effect of the creation of the 5th

[jaunty path]

5th?

You mean evil emperor?

[waxen sleet]

Why, the God Emperor of Mankind of course!

[jaunty path]

Rip

[vivid zinc]

You think the big E is pissed that he's now a God against his will?

[waxen sleet]

I think he's pissed off about a lot of things tbh

[vivid zinc]

Given the state of the Imperium...can't really blame him lol

[waxen sleet]

He'd give AM a run for its money in how much hate the dude has running through the circuitry that makes up the golden fragging throne

[vivid zinc]

AM?

[tired steeple]

Allied Mastermind

[formal mortar]

Thought that stood for Ass Man

[tired steeple]

The villain from I Have No Mouth and I Must Scream

[vivid zinc]

For some reason this makes me think "I'm a scat man!"

[formal mortar]

No

[tired steeple]

Skibidibobndada

[formal mortar]

Back to work I go

[vivid zinc]

Don't for get the scat, man! Skibidibobndada

[waxen sleet]

That^ so you do read?

[tired steeple]

I told you. Rarely

[waxen sleet]

Fair enough

[tired steeple]

It’s not that I don’t like it

It’s attention span issues

[ancient violet]

Who cares

Can he hit the gritty tho??

[waxen sleet]

He'd have to be real slim shady... and stand up

[ancient violet]

Wheelchair God 😔

[vivid zinc]

The only question that matters is did the big E rock diamond-studded balenciaga sunglasses when he lit up Nurgle's garden?

[ancient violet]

Ok but can he hit the gritty?

I need to know

[vivid zinc]

The gritty hits him mate, he doesn't have to move for it to come to him

ps wtf is gritty?

[shell goblet]

[waxen sleet]

I think its the purple guy from mcdonalds

[vivid zinc]

That's grimace

[tired steeple]

Lacey is still alive

[waxen sleet]

I thought thats the dog that hangs out with Wallace and eats cheese?

[shell goblet]

was there ever any doubt ?

[neon agate]

Gromit

[vivid zinc]

IDK anymore I give zero fucks about 90s McD's mascots

[neon agate]

He name IS GROMIT

[waxen sleet]

I thought thats the xman who uses cards and is usually in a relationship with Rogue?

[vivid zinc]

Gromit

that got a snort outta me

[jaunty path]

Do not be nostalgic for slop corpos

Olddonalds is dead

[waxen sleet]

Olddonalds is dead, long live olddonalds?

[neon agate]

I...

[delicate vapor]

Burger

[neon agate]

What is this ragebait brother

[waxen sleet]

Well seasoned and age to perfection brother

[hazy kestrel]

I have obtained Mordhau

:)

[jaunty path]

Sweet

[marsh iris]

grombit

[jaunty path]

8 days till bday...why can't it come faster..

[waxen sleet]

Sounds right, but I dunno...

[marsh iris]

[hazy kestrel]

God I can’t wait to once again be a menace with bear traps and fortifications

I am so ready

[south valve]

Can we call you unc?

[tired inlet]

Auntie

[south valve]

Anc

[tired inlet]

or Unnie if you wanna go there

[tired inlet]

Ankh

[tired steeple]

Died of a heart attack btw

Sorry everyone

[marsh iris]

Ont

[marsh iris]

have you tried chiv 2?

[hazy kestrel]

Yes

I liked Mordhau better

[marsh iris]

[waxen sleet]

Darkest Dungeon?

[hazy kestrel]

The combat is a bit more complex than Chivalry 2

Instead of the attacks coming from the same direction depending on the button input, Mordhau has a few angles an attack can come from

[tired steeple]

Great gamw

[hazy kestrel]

Mordhau is also a lot more silly than Chivalry 2 imo

[tired steeple]

*game

Darkest dungeon I mean

[hazy kestrel]

You can’t do Gordon Ramsey cosplays for a Masterchef death match in Chivalry 2 :(

You also can’t hit people with frying pans in chivalry 2

Or spam bear traps everywhere

[marsh iris]

bro sleeps with his bear traps

[hazy kestrel]

They’re very funny

I love putting them next to ladders

[marsh iris]

i will play later

work

[hazy kestrel]

:(

[waxen sleet]

Very, can't go wrong with a group of 4 rejects facing the undying warriors and eldritch horror... wait

[waxen sleet]

Clearly this was done to spite you personally

[hazy kestrel]

Yes

[dire kayak]

ooouuuggghhghhgg

[hazy kestrel]

Nothing else like participating in a pan fight death match with 3 other Gordon Ramsey cosplayers.

There can only be one.

[dire kayak]

snug as a bug in a rug rn

[waxen sleet]

Well, he is Scottish... so he is a Highlander

[hazy kestrel]

Oh. I used the Irish voice lmao.

That one has plenty of insults to throw out

Peak Gordon Ramsey cosplay right there

[dire kayak]

hmmm

should i eat gordon ramsey

[hazy kestrel]

No

Because there will be no more Pan fights in Mordhau :(

[waxen sleet]

No, it'd be raw... and without lamb sauce

[drowsy lynx]

only if you can make him into a ramsey wellington first

[hazy kestrel]

Running the Biblically accurate Jesus build and whacking people with wooden hammers is also one of my favorite ways to play Mordhau

First you gotta style on them by entering the fight skating on a Pavise

[tight pine]

Have you lads been talking about Ramsey for the entire day?

[tired steeple]

I gotta play darkest dungeon again now that gibz reminded me

I should try out mods this time

[vivid zinc]

Did you know that in Cyberpunk 2077 you can help someone roleplay biblically accurate Jesus?

[dire kayak]

kills you

[hazy kestrel]

Never played that game.

[waxen sleet]

Be sure to play it on the highest difficulty, bc its the best way to play it

[tired steeple]

Why

[graceful hamlet]

All the JRPG fans should play Chained Echoes because I said so

[dire kayak]

i hate the dark

[waxen sleet]

It's a game where the party is more likely to kill itself than the monsters are, its honestly great

[dire kayak]

should be called est dungeon

[waxen sleet]

No

[drowsy lynx]

just take the h out, problem solved

[tight pine]

[waxen sleet]

Ooh, what flavor commissar?

[drowsy lynx]

cadian commissar flavor

[tight pine]

It’s uhh, heresy flavored urple edition

[waxen sleet]

If it's purple, wouldn't it be invisible?

[tight pine]

Exactly

[waxen sleet]

Neat!

[tight pine]

It’s also heresy flavored too

[waxen sleet]

Oh, limited edition then?

Oh, the seal on the can broke

[vivid zinc]

Give it to the Ogryn they won't care

[drowsy lynx]

yeah trade an ogryn for it lmao

[graceful hamlet]

When Ogryn Psyker class

[waxen sleet]

BRB, gonna go play Expeditions on Auric... bc I genuinely enjoying suffering

[tight pine]

Yeah, they tend to have a lot of delectable meals in their back pocket for some reason

[vivid zinc]

This reminds me of Guy Gardner for some reason

[jaunty path]

people so addicted to playing mid

[hazy kestrel]

LIFE COULD BE A DREAM. LIFE COULD BE A DREAM!

Only 15 more minutes until it’s Mordhau time. :)

[graceful hamlet]

Midhau

[hazy kestrel]

OI

:(

You take that back. :(

[vivid zinc]

Just remember in Mordhau if you want to be really good you got t

[graceful hamlet]

Ragebait the lobby by saying Nazis are bad

[hazy kestrel]

Spin to win

[livid glacier]

For the lex?

[drowsy lynx]

garen player detected

[hazy kestrel]

Oh, it has that demographic? Damn. :(

[graceful hamlet]

Sesbian lex?

[hazy kestrel]

Well I don’t intend to even look at Chat, so we’re all good there

[livid glacier]

[timber elk]

TO NIGHT ON TOP GEAR

[graceful hamlet]

It’s medieval dudes with swords. It’s kind of a given

[hazy kestrel]

:(

[livid glacier]

Feels like i wanna do a havoc right now...

[dire kayak]

missus

[livid glacier]

but then I remember....40 FPS 💀

[timber elk]

Vaer had a lesbian crisis moment

Water is drinking a cup of water

And goober is addicted to monsters and painting mini figs

[hazy kestrel]

What

[livid glacier]

Did someone mentioned...water

[dire kayak]

BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED

[timber elk]

puts a cup of water in front of him

[graceful hamlet]

Water is ok. Carbonated high fructose corn syrup is peak though

[livid glacier]

Water is good
Water is nice
Water is life

repeat!

[dire kayak]

im drinking bottled ice tea because i can't be bothered to get out of bed

[graceful hamlet]

Sometimes I boil water in the microwave

[timber elk]

You just reminded me of Sherk is love sherk is life

[livid glacier]

ooooooooooooo indeeeed indeeeed.

fok this is so random 💀

[tight pine]

Making me thirsty ngl

[graceful hamlet]

You’re in general chat, thirst is a given

[livid glacier]

Go drink water and make the emperor happy

[tight pine]

(I haven’t had water in hours)

[south valve]

Me when I’m tired but can’t sleep because my brain keeps thinking of stuff

[graceful hamlet]

Just learn to not think

[livid glacier]

I'm getting these brainrot reels of fruits people cheating on each other at 3 AM 💀

[nocturne bloom]

Yea i play mid lane

[timber elk]

is drinking water and eating fruits

[dire kayak]

painted i need you for something

[livid glacier]

Water is good
Water is nice
water is life

[dire kayak]

totally not gonna shred you

[timber elk]

SEND THE KILL MEME

[south valve]

Yes hello

[drowsy lynx]

at least @nocturne bloom will understand this

[dire kayak]

im in a predicament

[nocturne bloom]

Spin, R

[dire kayak]

i need to charge my phone but i don't wanna get out of bed to get my charger

[nocturne bloom]

Skill issue, thats why I have a charger in each outlet

[livid glacier]

400 Hours and didn't play as a psyker yet....is he really that good?

[vivid zinc]

Real people telekinetically charge their phone

[livid glacier]

I charge my phone with solar 💀

[nocturne bloom]

Noob, I charge my phone with a defibrillator

[drowsy lynx]

yeah fr who hasn't gotten their induction charger implant yet smh

[vivid zinc]

If I can't use my bioelectrical energy to charge a phone then what am I even doing with my life?

[nocturne bloom]

I use photosynthesis to charge my phone

[vivid zinc]

I'm half way through From season 2. This shit is wild.

[jaunty path]

i don't charge my phone

[hazy kestrel]

Okay Quiet

[nocturne bloom]

Cant buy a charger because of NY rent 🥀

[jaunty path]

bruh

[vivid zinc]

ouchies

[jaunty path]

why do you keep manifesting lies

[dire kayak]

your honour, i have 50 million power in rise of kingdoms

[nocturne bloom]

The truth is the most painful reality

[hazy kestrel]

Oh God

Not those ads again. :(

You’re giving me flashbacks, Goober

[waxen sleet]

Back already. Another round of "oops all bots"

[livid glacier]

Guys...go play kingshot with no ads

[sleek harness]

Personamen

[hazy kestrel]

Rat man

[sleek harness]

Why you calling me man

You don't even know my sex

[nocturne bloom]

Sex?

[blazing ibex]

Alright. I want to actually give a serious note to you all.

With all the hacked accounts posted embed images, it's worth mentioning now.

If you opened whatever that account sent, change your passwords.

[tropic grove]

FOR THE LEX

[tropic grove]

LEX NO SEX, BE JUDGED

[vivid zinc]

yay hacked accounts

[gloomy tartan]

Only men may have the emperors seed

He’s a real stickler about it

[vivid zinc]

Ugggh I wanna make an inappropriate joke right now lol

[gloomy tartan]

Build a boat

That’s a good alternative

Then you end up with a boat

[tired inlet]

You can try the one owned by Theseus, but only take a single plank at a time

he'll still have it when you're done

[gloomy tartan]

That boat argument is crazy

[vivid zinc]

Or I can go make myself a protein powder/creatine/berry smoothie, smoke some weed and watch more From season 2

[gloomy tartan]

From season?

Season 2 of what

Life ?

[tired inlet]

From

[little marten]

I GOTTA GO JIM

[tired inlet]

it's a TV show

[gloomy tartan]

It’s called from

[little marten]

JIM IM SORRY I GOTTA GO

[gloomy tartan]

Dead ass

[vivid zinc]

dead ass

called from

[gloomy tartan]

Ok ima make a show called this

[tired inlet]

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt9813792/

[gloomy tartan]

That’s just porn

[vivid zinc]

It's basically Lost but horror themed

[graceful hamlet]

Every space marine taking their primarch’s seed to grow into super strong men

[gloomy tartan]

Shame on you

[tired inlet]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/This_TV

[gloomy tartan]

How do we know the primarchs don’t all love March

Primarch.
Pri March

[vivid zinc]

That's a terrible joke

lol

[little marten]

BOYD IVE GOTTA GO

SORRY BOYD

IVE GOTTA GO

[tired inlet]

peak cadian humour

[gloomy tartan]

It was a question

When I make joke it’s with explosives

[blazing ibex]

May be worth pinning something like this since it's been happening a lot on this server.

[vivid zinc]

U sure ur not a Kreigsman?

[gloomy tartan]

Like Heres a good joke. What’s the difference between a witch and scum

[marsh iris]

gotta start where you came from

[graceful hamlet]

Nuh uh, Mr Beast is clearly messaging me directly. You’re just jealous he chose me

[stuck crescent]

Ew

[gloomy tartan]

The difference is a witch is host to demons the scum is host to dirty needle induced diseases

[blazing ibex]

[vivid zinc]

Cadians. Kreigsman. Is there even a difference?

[gloomy tartan]

Duh

[graceful hamlet]

Either way, if they’re stupid enough to click a bot link then it’s a good life lesson to learn the hard way

[gloomy tartan]

That’s like asking what’s the difference between a shark and a tiger

[tired inlet]

masks

[gloomy tartan]

Or a chimp and a rock

Or a car and a tree

To the front lines with you

Too many questions

[tired inlet]

add a little alcohol and we've got a party and a tragedy

[vivid zinc]

The Fonz would jump both at the same time. And in this metaphor the big E is the Fonz.

[stuck crescent]

Ones Cringe grimderp losers, ones just the standard guardsmen but really good

[gloomy tartan]

Do we have proof the emperor didn’t go AYYYYYYYYY

he might of totally did that

[blazing ibex]

Not when someone's finances can get completely scalped just for opening a link

[gloomy tartan]

Had a cool leather jacket

[graceful hamlet]

Cadians are just Krieg with a different cookie cutter personality

[gloomy tartan]

Wow you just did a hate crime

[blazing ibex]

That's a particularly nasty vulnerability to just get that out of opening a link

[gloomy tartan]

Hope your proud

[marsh iris]

my proud

[gloomy tartan]

Krieg are traitor guilt surrender trench goblins

[graceful hamlet]

[tired inlet]

and special eyes

MY BRAND!

[gloomy tartan]

Cadians are resent driven avenger syndrome good old days when cadia was around best of the best basic soldiers

[graceful hamlet]

And Cadians are just cookie cutter NPC’s yelling about Cadia

[tired inlet]

🎶 Obeying all the traffic laws in Grand Theft Auto Five 🎶

[gloomy tartan]

Cadians want to avenge cadia

[vivid zinc]

CaDiA BrOkE BeFoRe ThE GuArD

[gloomy tartan]

Kriegs are sad they had a king try to go independent g

That’s the whole krieg thing

Guilt

[graceful hamlet]

Blah blah Cadia, blah Cadia blah

[marsh iris]

until one npc dent my fender

[gloomy tartan]

Kriegs are guilt driven trench heads

Cadians are vengeance driven green armored rough necks

Kriegs are the best at trench warfare or something

[stuck crescent]

Kriegs are suicidal nerds

[graceful hamlet]

Krieg hater is almost at the funniest number

[gloomy tartan]

Cadians are the best all rounder basic soldiers

You can use them to fill ranks anywhere pretty much

They’re the lays original of chips

Kriegs would be like Fritos or soemtning idk

Steel legion would be cool ranch I guess

[vivid zinc]

Bland, boring and easily replaced with a superior brand?

[stuck crescent]

Pretty much

[tight pine]

Kriegs will consider stepping on a landmine an honor

[gloomy tartan]

Reliable tried tested and true

I think you ment that

[tired inlet]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wuVjZdV-fjM

[gloomy tartan]

You must of had a stroke

[graceful hamlet]

Cadians would do the same if it’s to save/avenge Cadia

[true minnow]

How does one have thousands of hours in this game

[graceful hamlet]

By playing said game

[tight pine]

A true honor is not dying and doing things instead of stepping on landmines

[mystic fossil]

you're gonna stroke someone??

[drowsy lynx]

kill heretics, then do it again

[mystic fossil]

i just got here

[graceful hamlet]

But that land mine insulted Cadia

[gloomy tartan]

Only cadia

[true minnow]

But for thousands of hours, in a game made by people who hate the people who play it?

Sounds like masochism

[tight pine]

True, dig it up and throw it away

[hazy valley]

I read a thing that said that Krieg are not as death happy as most people meme them to be. They view lives as bullets. They are happy to spend them for progress but they're never going to needlessly throw them away

[gloomy tartan]

Your a bunch of heretics

[graceful hamlet]

The core gameplay loop is just that good

[hazy valley]

They might be sorta bland but they're not stupid

[gloomy tartan]

You don’t even have souls

Just a bunch of flesh puppets for some daemon

[tight pine]

Thank you for that compliment

[gloomy tartan]

Your opinion is shit

[graceful hamlet]

I see a disturbing lack of love for shovels in this description

[gloomy tartan]

When I want a heretics opinion I’ll read the heretic newspaper

[blazing ibex]

This game has one of the most addictive gameplay loops i have ever experienced.

[gloomy tartan]

I assume it’s written in toilet paper smeared in crap

[true minnow]

Reddit*

[gloomy tartan]

Ya nurgle worshippers

[hazy valley]

That just comes with trench warfare tbh

[gloomy tartan]

Dead ass funny as fuck

[true minnow]

I mean it's vermintide with guns but I get it

[graceful hamlet]

Vermintide but in a cooler setting and you can be super shooty

[tired inlet]

Sure, it's right there on the heretic drive for the archives. Some sort of H:Drive or Harchive

[graceful hamlet]

Also obligatory plz delete smite

[tight pine]

Smyker:

[gloomy tartan]

Heretics smell like wet cheese

[true minnow]

It's kind of like the capcom monster hunter formula or COD, just do the same thing and people will buy it

[mystic fossil]

but that would ruin my smite+ds+ flamestaff psyker

[gloomy tartan]

Hey monster hunters fun

Big sword

[true minnow]

I just didn't expect fatshit to add stuff that was just the opposite of what their community wants

[vivid zinc]

My favorite gameplay loop is looking for the glowing blue heads and killing them. Gotta help those Psykers out!

[graceful hamlet]

Every time I run into a permasmyker I get more toxic towards them

[gloomy tartan]

🗡️

[hazy valley]

It's a minor thing but being able to create your own character rather than picking from a pre-made cast was more interesting for me on Darktide vs Vermintide. I like how the characters and personalities interact more here

[blazing ibex]

You can love the core of a game but dislike how it's being handled.

That's where I'm at with Darktide.

[true minnow]

Having your own character is nice, but I think a majority of the dialogue between people sucks

[gloomy tartan]

CADIA NEVER DID NOTHING WRONG TO NOBODY EVER ITSTHR TOUGHEST THERE EVER WAS

[true minnow]

Especially when half the team is one voice and the other is another voice

[graceful hamlet]

It’s like Helldivers but the core gameplay is actually still engaging

[gloomy tartan]

Do they have to pay the voice actors a lot to keep coming back?

[tight pine]

Abaddon apparently took that personally

[gloomy tartan]

I’ve wondered this

[mystic fossil]

they hurt my feelings (im abaddon)

[vivid zinc]

To be fair if Helldivers 2 was a 1st person shooter game I'd probably play it more than Darktide lol

[true minnow]

I don't mean the same voice actors I mean because there are only a handful of voices, so two male psykers might be screamy german

[gloomy tartan]

Abbadon got his testicals blown off when cadia blew up

[true minnow]

I mean two body type 1 psykers

[mystic fossil]

can you not play it in first person?

[marsh iris]

real

[gloomy tartan]

His name is Abigail now

[vivid zinc]

U can kind of aim in 1st person

[gloomy tartan]

Ah I get you liek how a 4 man of vets will have 2 ppl with the same voice

That gets low-key annoying but it’s not the end of the world

[hazy valley]

Loose Cannon Vet has my fav personality and I love how they get along with most others and engage in a lot of playful jokes

[true minnow]

Yeah and whoever wrote the dialogue kinda sucks this time around

[mystic fossil]

they should make a mode where you can bring 1 of every class

[true minnow]

In vermintide they felt like proper conversations, in this it's just funny warhammer related thing

[gloomy tartan]

Like against a super boss?

[vivid zinc]

That kind of stuff is where I hope AI will help devs out, VAs are very expensive and it hinders things like voice diversity

[gloomy tartan]

Can we even do more than 4 players in a match?

[tropic grove]

ogryn pickaxe is so good, however, 300 bursters and trappers and mid teammates

[mystic fossil]

like against a apce marine or defending a point or smth

[true minnow]

With mods probably

[gloomy tartan]

Can the gsme engine handle more than 4 players in a match?

[marsh iris]

fem cannon hate male cannon

[mystic fossil]

why not?

[gloomy tartan]

Just asking

Idk if the game engine can handle it

If it can I would love a big cinematics fight like that

Multiple classes

[true minnow]

Oh damn, helldivers is still doing pretty good

[vivid zinc]

It probably can't handle it. The game engine is already pretty stressed as is.

[gloomy tartan]

That’s what I assumed yeah

It’s a fun ideaaas

[tropic grove]

then why the 300 bursters

[vivid zinc]

That's different than synching up 4 different clients and all the netcode crap that happens

[gloomy tartan]

Well hold on

It would be like 3 extra players

Seems like too much work I’d guess

[lethal solstice]

Fuck no

[vivid zinc]

It's a cool idea but yeah the networking would probably be difficult to get it working with those 7 players while keeping the maps the same size n all that

[tired inlet]

yes

[lethal solstice]

The game is already falling apart at 4 players in current density

[tired inlet]

Because some of us have had 5 people in a match before

[mystic fossil]

just double the hardware?? simple problem fatshark should hire me

[tired inlet]

I have

[tight pine]

Is tyranid edible?

[lethal solstice]

To spawn enough shit to challenge more than 4 would be absolutely engine destroying

[hazy valley]

If they were ever going to do a new mode that changes the number of players in a match I think they'd go down not up. Like solo or duo style missions

[lethal solstice]

No

[tired inlet]

if you're brave enough, anything is

[lethal solstice]

Actually

[hazy valley]

People already love doing solo/duo shenanigans already

[lethal solstice]

Amendment

Once

[vivid zinc]

Lets feed some to a Kroot and find out

[tired inlet]

some things are only edible once though, like mushrooms

[gloomy tartan]

What if it was a smaller map

🧠

[mystic fossil]

no, just make all armour rotten and make every special/ elite thats not armoured a boss

[tight pine]

And nuclear fuel

[vivid zinc]

Bolter rounds too

[royal flower]

can anyone tell me the mod that makes Pox gas from grenadiers only show as a floor effect kinda like the fire effects

[marsh iris]

kinda like shart

[true minnow]

Are there any space marines in the game you can see at all even in the background or was fatshit scared to even have them mentioned because it might make people go to SM2

[hazy valley]

I think at most I could see a VERY funny 8 Rejects vs 1 Chaos Space Marine hard mission in the style of the Twins fight where it just becomes absolute chaos trying to survive the onslaught of constant elites, specials and possibly even mini-bosses appearing while the Chaos Space Marine main boss runs rampant

[jaunty path]

There is a statue.

[hazy valley]

But I don't think the game engine would handle that

It'd fall apart

[marsh iris]

source engine

[jaunty path]

I mean like why would FS be afraid of people playing sm2

[little marten]

ok this is epic

[jaunty path]

theyre still working for gw

so more people on sm2

is good

[vivid zinc]

sm2 is also a totally different kind of game

[jaunty path]

If you wanna play sm2 go and play sm2

[little marten]

space marine in game
plague marine boss

now all we need is skitari class and we've hit the holy trinity

[hazy valley]

They're not on Atoma and afaik they haven't even called for Space Marine assistance

[mystic fossil]

plague marine boss would need all 7 classes (if skiitari) to kill it

[hazy valley]

The Rejects have mentions of wondering if things have gotten bad enough to warrant Space Marine intervention though

Some conversations about which chapter they think would show

[gloomy tartan]

I wanna fight one so bad bro

[mystic fossil]

same

[vivid zinc]

Oh it definitely has lmao. We're fighting Beasts of Nurgle and Daemon Hosts.

[gloomy tartan]

Fuckin they teased us

In mortis trials

[hazy valley]

Ok but consider instead 8 Ogryns

[gloomy tartan]

Talking bout a chaos marine killed

[mystic fossil]

could thragg solo the moebian domain if he wa part of grendyl's war band

[true minnow]

Or just one smyker

[hazy valley]

Send in a squad of the boys

[gloomy tartan]

They so gotta let us fight a plague marine bro

[jaunty path]

if this game had 8 players 7 people would be complaining about everyone not cooperating

[gloomy tartan]

lol

The boss kills everyone fast if they don’t work together?

[mystic fossil]

if you coordinated for 10 seconds you would crush everything

[gloomy tartan]

What if it was like the train mission

[jaunty path]

Everyone already crushes everything bruh

[gloomy tartan]

Like a short map like the train one but Maybie no timer

[true minnow]

You should check out some heresy or damnation lobbies where people die like it's the objective

[jaunty path]

Sometimes I have the urge to say this isn't a team game

[mystic fossil]

imagine 8 flamestaff users all at once

[astral basin]

I crave

[marsh iris]

a train that tours tertium

[hazy valley]

I'm begging to see Rot Flies and Plaguebearers. I want us to lose. I want this to get worse. I want Rannick to get more nervous and see the cracks in Dukane's hard personality begin to form when the stress of following in the same failures and losing war that Wolfer found begins to hit her too

[astral basin]

Something other than misery

[marsh iris]

see all the sights

[gloomy tartan]

Ain’t it a co op game?

[true minnow]

So is society and yet

[hazy valley]

I want to see how much darker this tide gets and I hope it gets very, very dark

[jaunty path]

It is but the 'teamwork' is just murdering any thing you see in front of you

[little marten]

🙈

[marsh iris]

dukane chaos arc like wolfer's ex commissar

she wears a mask and goes "arent you something special?"

[vivid zinc]

okie smoothie time

[hazy valley]

I want her to be on the edge and constantly pushed by chaos, and her fall is stopped when we intervene because Rannick had eyes on things and isn't about to let this story have a rerun

[astral basin]

“Ending: Ordo malleus contacted. Extermination of undesignated lifeforms in progress.”

[hazy valley]

There are fun directions the story could go but right now it feels like we have the Moebian 6th and Admonition Cult on the run

[tired inlet]

Final event of a mission is a single death guard marine and you have to run the fuck to the airship before he destroys you like the Darth Vader mission in Jedi Outcast where all you can do is just run as this fucking horror villain descends upon you.

[hazy valley]

Now I need Nurgle to bring down his fist hard and shatter the illusions we have of victory being in our grasp

[jaunty path]

I'd love a death guard marine ngl

As long as it cancels out other bosses from spawning ig

[marsh iris]

cute round death guards

[potent sage]

we should have an operation where we fight Lord Margrave (who is actually the secret bad guy) in his chaos knight armiger warglaive

[tired inlet]

you can't kill it, you can't hurt it, your weapons aren't gonna get through it's armour

[tender horizon]

Stacking enough hyper violence off a poxxie horde to one shot a knight

[hazy valley]

I guess we have stuff like Plasma but we do need more. Meltagun when? Gimme Skitarii Radium Rifles too

[vivid zinc]

Pretty sure at this point the only plan Nurgle has for Atoma is spreading disease.

We're all probably infected with super aids

[astral basin]

Nurgle doesnt have a plan
Its just a cult sect

[vivid zinc]

with a 10 year gestation cycle

[dire kayak]

your honour

shimmy shimmy eh shimmy eh shimmy ahhh

[hazy valley]

We already have infected Moebian 21st. What about infected rejects? It'd be fun to see new custom enemy models of Psykers, Ogryns, Hive Scum, Arbites and Veterans among their ranks. No Zealots though. Maybe add some dead Zealot corpses on maps because I want Zealots to be the one class that went down swinging when the infection took hold

[vivid zinc]

I mean personally, if I was Nurgle my entire plan would be to spread symptomless plagues around that are super virulent until one day, poof mucus zombies or something

[tired inlet]

Gimme the mic so I can take it away.

[tender horizon]

Give me the mic so I can take it away, off on a natural charge bon voyage, yeah from the home of the Brooklyn dodger squad

[south jetty]

Just play those games where you gotta make an illness that kills as many people as possible like that Plague Inc game

[vivid zinc]

I do and that's my strategy xD it usually works

[south jetty]

Madagascar

there's the final boss

[tender horizon]

Madagascar, Haiti, Angola

Sometimes Greenland

[vivid zinc]

That's why you start there xD

[tender horizon]

Nah you always want to start like

China or india

[south jetty]

Start in high traffic areas with minimal symptoms

[vivid zinc]

I'd rather slow brew. There can be no misery without hope to snuff out 1st

[gloomy tartan]

Hey question

[south jetty]

THEN you aim for Madagascar

ask question

oh shit they made stealing stickers really easy hold on......

[gloomy tartan]

Like if a lion ate your loved one

[gloomy tartan]

Would if be weird to hunt eat the lion

[south jetty]

no because they get turned into lion meat that's how digestion works

You are just eating the lion as revenge

[vivid zinc]

Are you asking if it's weird to eat another apex predator?

Cuz I've had aligator and it's good

[jaunty path]

do lions chew their food

[south jetty]

Not really

[gloomy tartan]

Like if it ate your wife an hour ago

[hazy valley]

Alligator is delicious

[gloomy tartan]

And you had a blunderbuss

And you got revenge

And then instantly cooked it

[vivid zinc]

Ummm. I mean are u eating it's stomach?

[south jetty]

Carnivores like lions don't really chew they kinda just chop up their food with their teeth and swallow it in mostly chunks

[tender horizon]

Nah, they rip and swallow chunks iirc

Think most cats eat like that

[waxen sleet]

Did I hear a rip and tear???

[gloomy tartan]

Is that a normal thing to eat?

I don’t really hunt

[south jetty]

If you ever see a cat eat chunky wet food that gives you a good idea lol

[jaunty path]

Ah so theyre the same as dogs

[vivid zinc]

In some cultures, yes

[south jetty]

not usually

[gloomy tartan]

I know some people eat organs

[jaunty path]

I mean

liver

is an organ no?

[south jetty]

there's haggis but that's sheep

[gloomy tartan]

Your a organ

[vivid zinc]

monkey brains too

[jaunty path]

i am not an instrument

[gloomy tartan]

Yeah Indiana jones ate some

[timber elk]

appears in chat wearing a viltrumite uniform stand ready for my arrival worms >:[

[gloomy tartan]

He made that shit look tasty

Lamb there’s a piss stain in that uniform

Look

[vivid zinc]

He gun get the prion shuffle if you get my drift

[gloomy tartan]

points it out

[south jetty]

they are called organisms because they have organs

[timber elk]

That’s mustard…is also holding a hotdog with mustard and ketchup ……

Dude you ruined my vibe……

[dire kayak]

this ice cream so good

[gloomy tartan]

Is that a meat tube

[south jetty]

yeah how do YOU know what a pee stain looks like.......

[jaunty path]

yellow stain

[south jetty]

mustard exists

so does paint and ink

[jaunty path]

pee also exists

[gloomy tartan]

Let’s start a new game show

Is it piss or is it mustard

[jaunty path]

it can be both

[gloomy tartan]

If you guess right you could win 1k

[south jetty]

yeah but how are you distinguishing huh...... you a pee expert?

[vivid zinc]

It's all over your groin and has a faded piss look to it.

[timber elk]

I just wanted to watch invincible…

[gloomy tartan]

You can touch smell and look at the stain

[south jetty]

I don't have a groin. I got rid of it back in the war

[timber elk]

So you like touching piss don’t you piss boy?

[gloomy tartan]

The game show works like this

[vivid zinc]

If you were more like Zapp Brandigan and wore a manly skirt you wouldn't have trousers to get piss stains on

[fair bridge]

idk if i did good on my test.....

[gloomy tartan]

Not really no

[south jetty]

why are you touching and smelling pee stains

[gloomy tartan]

It’s the new game show

Is it piss or is it mustard

[south jetty]

oh this is high stakes

[gloomy tartan]

They bring you a stained object

If you guess right you win money

But the only way to guess is to look and or touch it or smell it I guess

[vivid zinc]

The fuck happened to this chat...lmao

[timber elk]

But it’s not a piss- wait why are we even talking about piss?

[south jetty]

i hope it's at least $50 for weed

[south jetty]

Nurgle

[gloomy tartan]

It’s up to 1k per guess

Minimum 100 dollars

[azure schooner]

Probably not the right channel for it but was looking for possible speedrunners?

[gloomy tartan]

You can keep going as many times as you want

[south jetty]

okay I'm on

in

[gloomy tartan]

Like eventually its been a hour and you just get the war veteran stare

[twin flower]

Piss(on)theCadian

[gloomy tartan]

Like what have I become

[tropic grove]

is it me or auric diff is like, more auric than ever

[jaunty path]

no

feels the same

[gloomy tartan]

Your telling me that doesn’t sound like some gsme show in Japan?

Is it piss or is it mustard

[south jetty]

Pee with your friends so no one is ever alone in the trenches

[gloomy tartan]

Guess that stain

[tropic grove]

maybe is my playstyle cuz i switched now to the pickaxe and heavy stubb

[azure schooner]

Like havoc 40 is ok and all but I speedrunning last night was hella fun

[south jetty]

that should be a British one

[gloomy tartan]

Ok fine new game show

[south jetty]

they seem fond of peeing a lot

[twin flower]

They already have a lot of weird shit over there that are better than guessing whether its a piss stain or not

[gloomy tartan]

Is it a gorilla or is it a child

[south jetty]

oh no

[gloomy tartan]

How about that for a idea

[south jetty]

no that one has implications

[gloomy tartan]

You get a zoomed in image of its forhead

[south jetty]

😭

[gloomy tartan]

You have to guess if it’s a gorilla or a child

Purely off of visual

[tropic grove]

speedrunning havoc: 🤩
speedrunning normal missions: "jesse pick up the fucking diamantine we left a lot of diamantine"

[gloomy tartan]

Imagine having a forhead resembling a gorillas

[south jetty]

why not hanging moss or child

[gloomy tartan]

WAIT

BEST IDEA EVER

[south jetty]

like that moss you see in the swamp

[azure schooner]

So is that a yes or erm?

[south jetty]

Who excited for the next class btw

[gloomy tartan]

IS IT CYANIDE OR IS IT RICIN?

[south jetty]

it's totally gonna be Mechanicus this time

[gloomy tartan]

Americas new game show

[tropic grove]

idk i just hate how my teammates literally have a diamantine or plasteel in front of them and they do not pick it up

[obsidian wren]

Idk why it took so long for me to figure out shredder autopistol on desperado scum is busted

[gloomy tartan]

You have to taste Icecream and guess if it’s ricin or almond

That’s the gsme show

[twin flower]

its pretty much guaranteed i guess thank to the datamined name and weapons they found

[azure schooner]

Why are ypu worried about mats when ypu get a huge payout everyweek?

[dire kayak]

protein tubes

with that white sauce

[tropic grove]

i didn't get the payout cuz i didn't have the minimun rank to get the payout

[south jetty]

oh shit they found shit?

[vivid zinc]

Someone's been watching too much Breaking Bad

[tropic grove]

now i gotta wait like 5 days

[azure schooner]

Well im down to speedrun if anyone else is

[gloomy tartan]

They poisoned people this way forever

Famous people like to avoid almonds cuz if it lol

[twin flower]

couple weeks ago they fined "Transonic Weapons" that were datamined in the game files

Its popularly used by some skitarii soldiers, so its notably admech

[tropic grove]

jesse pick up the plasteel jesse

[gloomy tartan]

Trans guns?

Damn

The future is now

[marsh iris]

Straightsonic blade

[twin flower]

even found a code name for the next class that I forgot, the the other classes had it

[tropic grove]

in my game?

[south jetty]

oh fuck yes my fav

[vivid zinc]

Honestly no sane person would worry about ricin. Want a real food to worry about? Fugu.

Fugu is something to be worried about

[gloomy tartan]

It’s literaly only a issue if your eating something with almonds in it

[south jetty]

yeah we're becoming the weapons

[marsh iris]

hey buddy

[tropic grove]

fungus?

[south jetty]

buddy

[vivid zinc]

Puffer fish

[marsh iris]

[south jetty]

im posting shit again

[gloomy tartan]

Eating puffer fish is stupid as fuck

[marsh iris]

my kinda shit

[royal flower]

can anyone tell me the mod that makes Pox gas from grenadiers only show as a floor effect kinda like the fire effects?

[tropic grove]

balloon fish?

[gloomy tartan]

I think there’s a discord for darktide mods right?

A different discord

[south jetty]

yeah

[vivid zinc]

Not a lot of meat and a whole lot of opportunities to screw up the prep and die

[twin flower]

thats like a japan thing tho

[south jetty]

check #📌communities the modding discord is there

[twin flower]

theyre more popular eating that thing than any other culture

[gloomy tartan]

I get it being a cultural thing

Ain’t it expensive tho?

Or can any one afford it?

[tropic grove]

is it fun mods or just goonbait mods like making hadron a bimbo

[vivid zinc]

Yes cuz only certain chefs are allowed to prep it

[twin flower]

no idea lmao

[gloomy tartan]

I thought it was expensice cuz of the work to prepare it

Needing expert chef

Etc

So like you have to go out of your way to eat the poison stab balloon fish

[hazy valley]

Gameplay focused mods. I haven't seen any of the other kind of mod tbh but then I didn't look so big shrug

[vivid zinc]

Puffer fish also have cute personalities. I wouldn't wanna eat one.

[gloomy tartan]

Like your kinda asking for it at that point

[gloomy tartan]

Lots of sea animals play with them for fun

Poor orb shaped bastards

[twin flower]

i think its impressive lmao

[gloomy tartan]

For fun and to get high

[marsh iris]

dolphins.....

[twin flower]

imagine making a poisonous fish edible

[gloomy tartan]

Bro hot gsme

Hot take

Puffer fish > lion fish

[marsh iris]

gasm?

[vivid zinc]

Dolphins are secretly the most hedonistic of Slaaneshi followers. They are all going to hell.

[gloomy tartan]

Lion fish are invasive cunts

[twin flower]

he's gooning to fishes

[gloomy tartan]

Pufferfish don’t destroy habitats like lion fish

Both have venom

Both have shank needles

But puffer fish are cute orbs

Lion fish have to be hunted by humans or else they destroy places they are invasive in

We have to train sharks to eat them

[vivid zinc]

I bet he likes...fish sticks.

[gloomy tartan]

I bet you like reverse mermaids

[marsh iris]

fish dick hah gotem

[gloomy tartan]

Making out with that fish mouth

[hazy valley]

Why don't we just eat lionfish

[gloomy tartan]

We are

[astral basin]

@somber stream thoughts on the new Dad Space Standing game?

[gloomy tartan]

They’re actively trying to make it more popular

[marsh iris]

lionfish doesnt care the opinions of sheepfish

[south jetty]

All this fish talk makes me miss my psyker

[astral basin]

Ah wait its 3 am. He is asleep

[gloomy tartan]

There’s efforts to make it more normalized and popular to eat them

[vivid zinc]

If you deep fry it enough it'll taste good

[hazy valley]

If it catches on and becomes popular we will fish them to the brink of extinction

[astral basin]

I will ask later

[gloomy tartan]

A lot of effort to make lion fish a more normalized and popular fish to eat to help where they are invasive

[hazy valley]

I would love to eat lionfish but I live in Vegas

[gloomy tartan]

Along with training sharks to hunt them

[marsh iris]

@south jetty vro 😭

[hazy valley]

But then some places here serve alligator so like if the demand is there they'll get the lionfish here too

[twin flower]

[vivid zinc]

Apparently they're really tasty, Like halibut.

[south jetty]

you'd think the species that excels in making other species go extinct could decimate an invasive

[twin flower]

giant lizard

[gloomy tartan]

If you want lion fish go somewhere where they are invasive

[south jetty]

yes? 👀

[astral basin]

Was it oysters that went from peasant food to delicacy?

[gloomy tartan]

It will be super easy to eat them there

Anywhere were lion fish are invasive there’s efforts to sell them for people to eat to increase demand

Thus increasing fishing and controlling the invasive populations

[hazy valley]

I wonder if I can get lionfish in Cali

[vivid zinc]

Well when the world goes back to normal I plan on a nice vacation and maybe I'll get some lion fish for super cheap then

[gloomy tartan]

I’m sure there’s somewhere

[marsh iris]

i know you like the fishies

[marsh iris]

yeah it was abundant in some british water iirc

[hazy valley]

I'm going to eat them

[vivid zinc]

I'd also eat python from the everglades 100%

[gloomy tartan]

Quick google search can find o ur where to find them for sale

They’re supposed to be cheap too

To incentivize people trying them

[south jetty]

Yormun.......

[gloomy tartan]

What if like

[marsh iris]

how is he? is he alright? is he okay? my boy

[gloomy tartan]

What if You ate a python that ate a wild boar

[marsh iris]

[gloomy tartan]

Like a swamp turducken

But with a wild boar and a python/andaconda

[vivid zinc]

How high are you?

[south jetty]

He's always okay he's practically immune to vehicular manslaughter and execution warrants

[vivid zinc]

lol

[twin flower]

[gloomy tartan]

Come on bro

It’s simple

It’s like a turducken

[south jetty]

he's being CREATIVE give him a break!

[gloomy tartan]

Do you not know about the turducken???

[vivid zinc]

Time for me to get 'creative' too

blubblublublub

[south jetty]

[marsh iris]

miss that silly man

[twin flower]

i only know turducken thanks to that one western show i forgot the name of

[gloomy tartan]

Guys it’s a chicken shoved up a ducks ass shoved up a turkeys ass

[twin flower]

was it the office

[gloomy tartan]

That’s a turducken

People eat it

[hazy valley]

Google says no and says it is sold more regularly in places like Florida but I will die before I ever visit that place LOL

[twin flower]

I thought it was just a chiken up a turkey

[gloomy tartan]

Im suggesting what if you cooked a python, anaconda that had ate a wild boar

So it’s a boar inside a snake

[hazy valley]

Maybe one day I'll find lionfish in Vegas or Cali

[marsh iris]

half digested delicacy

[gloomy tartan]

No a turducken is a turkey duck chicken

[twin flower]

I aint eating no boar that hasn't been cleaned

[gloomy tartan]

Ok then

What if you clean the boar

Then you stick it up inside the dead snake

[twin flower]

and shove it up a python?

[gloomy tartan]

Yeah

[south jetty]

ohhh fuck I know this song!!!!!
https://youtu.be/nFzdIaBnckg

[marsh iris]

make the snake eat tidepods after duh

[tropic grove]

sah want me sum of me rations sah they move a little bit but if u chew hard enouf then u can eat them sah

[twin flower]

thats.. no..

[gloomy tartan]

What if you shoved a cooked cleaned boar inside of a Cooked clean snake

And then you cooked that and ate it

[south jetty]

that sounds dope

[marsh iris]

shave the boar first bro, dont want hair in my food

[gloomy tartan]

That’s some shit no ones tried before

[tropic grove]

ogryn mukbang be like:

[south jetty]

I feel like the snake meat would benefit more from being shoved inside the boar. Snakes don't seem very fatty

[vivid zinc]

It would be good?

[gloomy tartan]

You would eat something no one’s probaly ate before

[twin flower]

I've prolly only eaten snakes like once before lmao and yeah theyre not

[gloomy tartan]

Imagine its delicious lmao

[south jetty]

There's already rattlesnake chili

[twin flower]

spoicy

[south jetty]

It can be

[gloomy tartan]

So what if you shoved a cooked python inside of a cooked boar?

[south jetty]

I think you should cook them together

Snake inside boar so the snake doesn't dry out

[gloomy tartan]

But the funny part was shoving it inside the other animal

Like a turducken

[vivid zinc]

He's trying to ask if he can shove his snake inside a boar and if you'll eat it mate

[south jetty]

But the practicalityyyyy

[gloomy tartan]

Who ever invented the turducken should be in a list

Liek imagine bro telling you that idea one day

[marsh iris]

turd duck and chicken

[gloomy tartan]

As your drinking beers

[twin flower]

Huh

[south jetty]

You could shove a cornish hen inside a turkey and no one would say anything

[west urchin]

bro i love turducken

[gloomy tartan]

Bro just suggest you shove a chicken up a ducks ass the a duck up a turkeys ass then cook and eat that as your tossing back beers on Saturday night

Imagine being the homie who bro brings that idea up too

[vivid zinc]

At McDonalds you can stick a mcchicken between a double cheeseburger and nobody will say anything either

[gloomy tartan]

He’s like WE SHOULD TELL EVERYONE MY IDEA

[south jetty]

I would do that while high as fuck

[marsh iris]

poultry centipede

[south jetty]

Yeah it's a free world. Extra mayo btw

[twin flower]

my local mcdonalds is having an all you can eat for 6 bucks

[graceful hamlet]

Diabetes time

[gloomy tartan]

Uh guys

[twin flower]

Hell yeah

[gloomy tartan]

Bro

[twin flower]

[gloomy tartan]

Just feed a chicken chicken nuggets

[vivid zinc]

all you can eat for $6 is wiiild

[gloomy tartan]

Then you get chickenx2

[south jetty]

They gonna close when they see me roll up

[marsh iris]

all-you-can-eat diabetus

[gloomy tartan]

If you feed your chicken some chicken before you turn the chicken into nuggets

[south jetty]

nah that's sugar and sugary drinks

[gloomy tartan]

You get double chicken

[south jetty]

One $6 all you can eat MEAT however

[vivid zinc]

100 chicken mcnuggets

[south jetty]

just once

you'll be okay

[marsh iris]

naggest

nuggets

[south jetty]

chickens are notorious for being so indiscriminate with what they shove into their gizzards they'll straight up eat each other so there's nothing new there LMAO

[south jetty]

nuggest

[vivid zinc]

If chickens didn't want to be eaten they wouldn't be so plump. It's their fault, really.

[gloomy tartan]

A chicken the size of a horse would be a badass mount

Imagine that patrolling your backyard

[south jetty]

If they didn't wanna be eaten they should have never been so easy to domesticate 😒

[gloomy tartan]

Like yeah try to rob me mother fucker

My fucking dinosaur will eat you

[twin flower]

werent they domesticated to be plump tho

[gloomy tartan]

Yeah

Bred for it

[twin flower]

ye this one

[gloomy tartan]

Chickens are just dinosaurs man

[twin flower]

chimkens

[gloomy tartan]

You ever see one swallow a rat

That’s where you can see the trex genes

[south jetty]

https://warcraft.wiki.gg/wiki/Hawkstrider

[marsh iris]

their claw will disembowel anyone

[gloomy tartan]

Yup

They disembowel

[marsh iris]

they will vacate your bowels

[gloomy tartan]

They have big raptor claws

[south jetty]

I'm already doing that they don't need to help me

[vivid zinc]

Yeah...I don't think anyone understand just how terrifying birds are when they're human sized

[gloomy tartan]

The issue is a rooster the size of a horse would be fucking scary

That’s just a velociraptor

A fucking angry one

[south jetty]

my belly hurts so bad I just wanna sleep

[gloomy tartan]

Roosters can be insanely agro lmao

[south jetty]

I fought a rooster once

[twin flower]

throw rice at it

[gloomy tartan]

They aren’t all agro

[south jetty]

I've also fought a swan

[twin flower]

did u win

[marsh iris]

open the fart valve

[south jetty]

yeah

[south jetty]

nooooo it's diarrhea please stay safe!!!!!

never shit yourself

[gloomy tartan]

Hey bro what would you do if your girlfriend turned into a unicorn and dumped you and ran away

[dire kayak]

oouuggghhg

[gloomy tartan]

And is it illegal to shoot a unicorn

[ancient tinsel]

FEMALE. CUSTODE.

[south jetty]

When the fuck did I get a girlfriend

I'm scared

[gloomy tartan]

Government issued

[vivid zinc]

He found ur special sock mate 🙁

[ancient tinsel]

Elon gonna give everyone a robot girlfriend

[south jetty]

I don't have that!!

[ancient tinsel]

With the robussy

[twin flower]

wild

[south jetty]

They should have made my rent free instead

[twin flower]

they wanted you to spend more money on something

[gloomy tartan]

It’s just a drone with a vaccume tube attached to the bottom swinging in the air as it flies

[twin flower]

[twin flower]

eyo

[hazy kestrel]

Holy shit. I haven’t laughed this much in a while

[marsh iris]

government issued girlfriend (but she is IRS agent)

[south jetty]

They should make me have money by making me not pay rent. I'd buy some crazy shit for my cat

[hazy kestrel]

I love Mordhau

[gloomy tartan]

It shouts advertisements day and night

[south jetty]

okay NVM I'm interested now

[gloomy tartan]

No but like

24/7 it’s shouting adds

For like Amazon

[south jetty]

I can fix that

[gloomy tartan]

Grub hub

[twin flower]

was there a short naked mad playing the lute

[south jetty]

unzips

reveals my ranch bottle

[hazy kestrel]

No, some short bird mask wearing gremlin playing some video game song while staring at us from the top of a barn.

I couldn’t breathe

I was dying of laughter

[gloomy tartan]

You know what’s scary

Airports

[south jetty]

joe

[gloomy tartan]

They take like thermal scans of your shmeat

I bet they keep them

In like a book

[little marten]

my oh my

[gloomy tartan]

Some data bade

[south jetty]

They better pay me for looking

[gloomy tartan]

The government shmeat data base

Tracking us all

[rain idol]

The hwat

[gloomy tartan]

Categorizing us

[timber elk]

is on the ground covered in taco sauce as Taco Bell wrappings and monster mango loco cans were everywhere and balatro was playing the the TV screen

[south jetty]

Charging $200 per centimeter. Where's my $400

[gloomy tartan]

You know how they check you for bombs at airports

[vivid zinc]

This guy is so fuckin high lol it's kind of funny

[gloomy tartan]

With the thermal imaging shit

[south jetty]

I need to spend it on lobbying for Mechanicus class in Darktide

[gloomy tartan]

Am I wrong

[twin flower]

someone had a blast lmao

[tropic grove]

do yall are more of to stick to one class or create random characters

[marsh iris]

that goes in the files that they open up at the interrogation room if you got caught doing something bad

[gloomy tartan]

Do airports not use predator vision to scan your shit?

Am I not right ?

[south jetty]

I like variety but I mostly play psyker

[marsh iris]

"Mr. Chris this schmeat size is illegal"

[south jetty]

"too small"

[gloomy tartan]

Lmao cop walks in like “ yo small meat your going to jail forever unless you confess”

[tropic grove]

i created one single ogryn and i sticked with him

[timber elk]

sits up straight. Eyes all groggy and face covered in taco sauce too waaaah……?

[gloomy tartan]

If you don’t confess to the crime we’ll post your thermal shmeat image on Fox News and make sure you never get no ass ever

[south jetty]

I only play mine when I'm not sober to simulate being a combat servitor

[gloomy tartan]

Never ever

[whole bough]

yknow what would be fun

[gloomy tartan]

If chimps had a water gun war ?

Where it was just playing with water guns

No war

[south jetty]

I'm willing to take that risk unless bulldozers and construction equipment count as ass

[marsh iris]

stimulate a combat servitor you mean

[south jetty]

no!!!!

[south jetty]

🗞️

[whole bough]

if they added mortis upgrades to expedition

as buyable stuff

[south jetty]

hitting you really hard

[tropic grove]

im still waiting for brunt to drop that mk iv krourk cleaver

[marsh iris]

[south jetty]

cleavers my beloved

[little marten]

INSHALLAH SISTER HATHAWAY

[south jetty]

this would be badass