general-chat

[oak tapir]

Tzneetch is very complicated, probally the most complicated of all the gods lol

[timber elk]

Because I would much prefer to hang out with you on the 28th with skaven @dire kayak

[tawdry edge]

Buy me a joytoy figure

[oak tapir]

He's more likely to just turn you into a hat for shits and giggles

[tawdry edge]

Not really tbh

Hes the god of schemes and shit

[gloomy tartan]

Nurgle is stagnation, tzentch is constant change, Khorne is bloodlust?

[tawdry edge]

His gimmick is literally just constantly be planning and scheming against everyone and everything

[oak tapir]

incudling themself lol

[gloomy tartan]

That’s the odd part he’s all about schemes and how your allways doing what he wants for his plan somehow right?

[tawdry edge]

All things that happen are somehow related to a greater plan that he has

[dire kayak]

NEVER

[gloomy tartan]

Like he’s a god of schemes and plans and constant change and knowledge

Like he has so much going on

[tawdry edge]

He kills and discards people for the "fun" of it and also because its just a step on his much greater plan

[oak tapir]

yep

[gloomy tartan]

Yeah like it’s like every plan he has connects to one unfathomable plan

[tawdry edge]

We are not able to fully grasp his big scheme because hes a literal multiversonal being

[gloomy tartan]

Yeah like we would go mad

[tawdry edge]

His mind and concept intellect is literally outside possibility

Everything has a meaning we just cant comprehend it

[gloomy tartan]

Cthulhu makes you go crazy from concepts n horror

[tawdry edge]

Then play middivers 2

[oak tapir]

Tzneetch is also the god of magic as well,

[gloomy tartan]

Tzentch would make you like just go insane thinking you figured it out when you understand the tip of his plan at best

[tawdry edge]

Yeah GW loves applying cosmical horror shit to the chaos gods

[sleek harness]

You definitely should play with us ngl

We are planning to play Helldivers 2 on 28th

[pseudo terrace]

has that game died yet

[sleek harness]

No it's popular

[dire kayak]

im buying the exosuit warbond day 1

[tawdry edge]

Nurgle is the god of pestilence, rot and decay
Khorne is the god of war, blood and violence
Slaneesh is the god of excess, of all things good and bad, prince of pleasure
Tzeentch is the god of change, of destiny, future and scheming

[dire kayak]

i do feel like we should've gotten at least the lumberer from an MO

[sleek harness]

Four deadly sins

[oak tapir]

They also all have a good side in inverted comma's

[dire kayak]

but as long as there's more mechs im happy

[sleek harness]

I am not missing any numbers

There were never 3

[tawdry edge]

I stopped liking helldivers a long time ago
Started regretting buying the game 2 months after release
Tried to get a refund after the Sony controversy but steam didnt allow it unfortunately

[oak tapir]

yea same

It got really boring really quick

[sleek harness]

The game is in a better state than it was ngl

Theres still balancing issues and the game team not working on reworking or buffing older weapons

[timber elk]

I’m taking a break until next week

[sleek harness]

Lamb is dead

Unbelievable

[timber elk]

IM STILL GOOD ON THE 28th MUPPET

[sleek harness]

Sure

[timber elk]

YOU APCOLYPIC PILLIC

[sleek harness]

We could call Paul

Paul is always open I think

[tawdry edge]

People say that a lot but its not really true

They say theres a "good side" for chaos but it doesnt exist. What the chaos gods try to represent is just nature, the primitive urges and feelings of life

They arent good or bad, nor evil or nice. They just are. There is no concept of honor with Khorne because he cares not from where the blood comes, Slaneesh cares not from where the pleasure comes, Nurgle only loves his sons as long as they are useful and Tzeentch is an untrustworthy soul despite all the knowledge he can give because its impossible to know if that knowledge is even true

[sleek harness]

@timber elk @dire kayak what do you think

[timber elk]

So Paul would be are fourth?

[sleek harness]

Yeah

Since nobody wants to play Helldivers 2

[timber elk]

Have we asked licht- actually never mind

Don’t

[sleek harness]

Lets ask licht

[tawdry edge]

Tried getting back on it months ago, the gameplay just fell out, personally
Just doesnt feel nice to play it

[sleek harness]

@somber stream @feral vessel do you two have Helldivers 2

[sleek harness]

It's understandable

[oak tapir]

Yea they just are but they also have a side which most people would deem as redeamble. IE

Nurgle is Decay but also Life and renewal, Khorne is also Honour as well as blood shed (He would never stab you in the back), Slanesh is excsess but also positive pleasure to some extent/love. Tzneetch is knowledge, but they are also just a cunt

[gloomy tartan]

Knowledge can be bad too

[jaunty path]

The good side are the few highs achieved without the Suffering the highs wouldn't feel so good

[gloomy tartan]

Like wanting to know EVERYTHING

[jaunty path]

So yeah. Chaos good :)

[jaunty path]

As an obsessive piece of shit

[gloomy tartan]

Knowing everything is like going

[jaunty path]

This is true

[sleek harness]

The antagonist in SM2 had a bad ending after discovering everything

[jaunty path]

Youll go insane

[gloomy tartan]

I wanna know how to explode a planet feels

[tawdry edge]

People think Khorne wouldnt stab you in the back- but that happens. A lot
Chaos gods are still "evil" by nature. Khorne cultists will turn on their kin for no reason
The only limit is someone turning on Khorne

[gloomy tartan]

So ima explode a planet

That’s what I feel like the type of shit he’s in

[sleek harness]

Do like Cadia style

[gloomy tartan]

He doesn’t just learn stuff from reading

[sleek harness]

Throw a warp fortress at it

[gloomy tartan]

Like he would test everything

All his theories

[jaunty path]

I feel like tzeench is my chaos god since i want to know everything

[gloomy tartan]

That’s the vibe I get

He would test every theory he has

Fuck the consequences

He just know all

[tawdry edge]

There are no good sides

[sleek harness]

And also you are insane

[oak tapir]

Go look at Skarbrand's story. it wasn't the betrayal it was the fact that Skar attacked khorne while he was pre occupied/not looking

[sleek harness]

Literally

[gloomy tartan]

Like he’s obsessed with learning

[oak tapir]

Tzneetch is my baby

mhmhm

[gloomy tartan]

Liek he doesn’t just read right

He’s not just a guy who reads

[jaunty path]

If i feel some semblance of positivity then so be it

[gloomy tartan]

He does experiments and fucked up plans nonstop right ?

[sleek harness]

Fun fact Tzeentch doesn't have a form

[gloomy tartan]

Just to learn ?

[sleek harness]

He's a shapeshiters

[oak tapir]

yea

[tawdry edge]

Yeah, exactly
He attacked Khorne
Had he turned on another daemon Khorne wouldn't have cared. If a World Eater turns on a brother and kills him before he has a chance to fight Khorne doesnt care because he doesnt care from where the blood comes from, only if there is blood and skulls for him

[feral vessel]

i am not able

[sleek harness]

Damn

I thought I would be able to play with femboy plant

[tame ferry]

Does anyone want to do Havoc missions?

[tawdry edge]

None of the chaos gods really do have a form

Lol

[oak tapir]

^^

[gloomy tartan]

What rank

[jaunty path]

Death is good for khorne

Wait

[gloomy tartan]

I imagine the chaos gods as the me and the boys Spider-Man villan me meme

[sleek harness]

Yeah their forms represent the species

That's why they look human

[jaunty path]

Could khorne not care if a group of his legion died

[sleek harness]

Because humans see them as human

[tawdry edge]

Pretty sure Death is like a separate warp entity

[gloomy tartan]

Hey question what would Khorne do if there wasn’t enough people for war left

[oak tapir]

no lol

[jaunty path]

Followers*

[oak tapir]

Die

[sleek harness]

But Tzeentch doesn't actually have a form

[tame ferry]

Does anyone want to do Havoc missions?

[gloomy tartan]

Would he wait for them to bang?

[sleek harness]

In the literal sense

[tawdry edge]

None of the gods care when that shit happens
Suffering of all living things is what feeds their powers

[jaunty path]

The imperium dies. The chaos gods either die or go someplace else

[gloomy tartan]

Like if Khorne was winning but they ran out of people for war would slanesh then start to gain power again cuz they banging

Like it feels like the chaos gods balance eachother out if one gets too powerful

Idk tho just bullshitting ideas

[rigid basin]

I know this question gets asked a ton and my response to others is usually “no” but has anyone else noticed increased lag recently? The game seems way stutterier

[dire kayak]

imagine they release old ones minis

[oak tapir]

The chaos gods are all based off emotions. It's why the great game can never truly end. Tzneetch for example handicaps himself delibratly al ot of the time to unsure he doesn't win cause if he wins he cannot play

[somber stream]

Yes but im busy today

[jaunty path]

I mean if the imperium dies. Slaanesh is still okay because he has the aeldari yeah?

[gloomy tartan]

Tzentch doesn’t want to win because then there’s less chances to learn and Scheme?

[tame ferry]

Does anyone want to play Havoc missions?

[gloomy tartan]

Bitch I said what rank

[jaunty path]

#vox-lfg-lexicanum

[gloomy tartan]

God

[oak tapir]

Stop spamming and use the lfg?

[tame ferry]

Does anyone want to play Havoc missions

[tawdry edge]

None of the chaos gods have a physical form
Their existence is so beyond what is possible it is literally impossible for them to materialize in the real space

Example: its said that The Great Unclean Ones look like Nurgle but thats not really true. What we see isnt the appearance of Nurgle but something the material realm allowed to exist because its real appearance is incomprehensible. What we see is only what our mind is capable of thinking without going mad and its still drives all whom lay eyes on them mad

[gloomy tartan]

Well now I don’t

I asked what rank like twice

[tame ferry]

Why do you have to be rude? Couldn't you have just answered me the first time?

[oak tapir]

;-;

[jaunty path]

You're as dense as a stone lmao

[gloomy tartan]

Missus

[jaunty path]

Yello

[tame ferry]

Seems maturity died here too. Shame, I expected better from you all.

[gloomy tartan]

Do you like big crabs

[jaunty path]

Yea i think so

[gloomy tartan]

There’s this one big crab I like he’s cool

[jaunty path]

Video of a crab eating an onion ring comes to mind

[potent sage]

i hate big crabs

[gloomy tartan]

From metal slug I believe 2 or 3

[tawdry edge]

The concept of time doesnt exist in the warp
The chaos gods are in their weakest and strongest at the same time because the flow of time isnt a thing there

Whenever a chaos god gets more empowered than others in the real realm they just kinda dominate for a while before another one takes its place
Its an ever flowing spectrum of power that never ends

[potent sage]

crabs must die

[gloomy tartan]

He’s like…imagine a battleship on the back of a crab

[jaunty path]

Believe it or not. The warp, is infact

Warped

[tawdry edge]

But if one day the 40k galaxy dies out the chaos gods will just consume everything and move on to the next multiverse

[gloomy tartan]

Missus I’m going to send you that crab one sec

[little marten]

DID SOMEONE SAY MATURITY

IVE ARRIVED

[tame ferry]

#vox-lfg-nasa message

[jaunty path]

Nurgle everyone here is mentally a child

[little marten]

Not me

[visual vortex]

I am mentally the worst one here

[jaunty path]

Wrong

[tawdry edge]

This is true

[oak tapir]

round of apalause

👏

[little marten]

Ask me something an adult would know

I’ll prove it

[gloomy tartan]

I sent you the crab boss missus

It’s such pretty sprite art

[oak tapir]

Which personality is the coolest in dark tide

[tawdry edge]

Do you also agree "warp" is a silly name?

[gloomy tartan]

His eyes are all extended like crabs do

[visual vortex]

Alright tough guy how do you do taxes

[little marten]

Preacher zealot

[oak tapir]

incorrect

child

[tame ferry]

Yes give @oak tapir A cookie for being so smart, and noticing that I've already posted this beforehand. 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽

[gloomy tartan]

The warp. It warps things

GET IT?

[oak tapir]

yes pls cookie good

[little marten]

Get my mommy to do it for me with her colourful pens

[visual vortex]

🤯

[tawdry edge]

Absolute peak GW writing

[oak tapir]

wow

[visual vortex]

Sometimes people bring sparkly markers here

And i lick the tip

[tawdry edge]

The dimension known as the Warp warps things and the entire dimension is warped

[visual vortex]

I dont want to

But my brain makes me

[oak tapir]

I mean if your gonna be forced to do taxes, why not make it gay and sparkly

[tame ferry]

https://tenor.com/view/final-space-cookie-faim-gary-mooncake-gif-16815257

[little marten]

My employer does my taxes for me tbf

[visual vortex]

No i just lick the sparkly bits

[tawdry edge]

Gay taxes are still taxes and I am not paying them

[jaunty path]

I mean its grown on me. What do you propose as the alternative? Just the Immaterium?

[gloomy tartan]

Idk best writing ever is when terry bogart knocks Geese Howard out the fucking window of his high rise building window to fall several stories to his death and as geese flys down so far he goes through the clouds terry yells out “ ARE YOU OKAY?”

[oak tapir]

I don't =are who the IRS sends I'm not paying my taxes

[little marten]

Only thing I pay tax wise myself that requires my own involvement is council tax and that’s easy

[gloomy tartan]

THE PURPLE STUFF

[potent sage]

cicatrix malcadictum

[tawdry edge]

Its also grown on me i just still think its silly
Immaterium sounds a lot cooler imp

[tame ferry]

Lol now it all makes sense

[gloomy tartan]

CALL THE WARP THE PURPLE STUFF

[jaunty path]

If they send toy chica to my door I am paying all of them

[tawdry edge]

The Cicatrix Maledictum is just the scar on the galaxy

[jaunty path]

Lean?

[gloomy tartan]

no wait

[oak tapir]

aight valid

[tawdry edge]

Not the actual like
Dimension

[gloomy tartan]

THE PURPLE HAZE

[visual vortex]

I dont get the toy chica hype

[tawdry edge]

Huh

[marsh iris]

it's Grimace Gas

[tawdry edge]

Weak standards

[gloomy tartan]

Some dumb ass fighting game lore

[marsh iris]

Grimace the purple freak from mcdonalds

[potent sage]

suck my cicaDICK malcaDICKtum

[gloomy tartan]

The grape zone

[tawdry edge]

Remove the g from grape and thats just Fulgrims realm

[gloomy tartan]

🔥

[gloomy tartan]

AYO

[tame ferry]

Anyone want to play Havoc missions?

[jaunty path]

[marsh iris]

St Fulgrim island

[tawdry edge]

I am taking you into Medrengard and making you work to death in the great daemon forges

[jaunty path]

Are there

Chaos servitors

[visual vortex]

Sponsored by Netanyahu 🔥 🙌 🇮🇱

[gloomy tartan]

Hey what kind of worlds are there again

[tawdry edge]

I think so yeah theyre just a bit mutated but still function the same

[gloomy tartan]

Forge worlds make stuff right?

[visual vortex]

500

[gloomy tartan]

Farm worlds farm stuff

[tawdry edge]

Just more chaos symbols rather than imperialist

[timber elk]

Guys

Cloverpit is on ISO

[gloomy tartan]

Cadia was a fortress world?

[visual vortex]

Hi lamball

[oak tapir]

just a satisfactory world

[tawdry edge]

Plus chaos uses slaves more than servitors

[timber elk]

IM GONNA GAMBLE

[gloomy tartan]

Fortress worlds make doods

[tawdry edge]

Cause human suffering is more raw than lobotomized ppl

[hazy kestrel]

Welp. I think I’m gonna return to Mordhau again pals.

[timber elk]

keeps hitting the hell/heaven jackpot for bit numbers

[jaunty path]

Ah. How ethical of them

[marsh iris]

hello

[tawdry edge]

Yes

[hazy kestrel]

It’s on sale and I have an itch to play it again

[marsh iris]

fr no cap?

[gloomy tartan]

Those are the main planets right?

[hazy kestrel]

Yeah

I loved playing Mordhau on console

Time to play it again

[marsh iris]

ohhh steam medieval fest

[visual vortex]

🤑

[hazy kestrel]

YES

[gloomy tartan]

Forge makes stuff, fortress makes dudes,farms grow food?

[tawdry edge]

A lobotomized slave can only feel and experience so much
A fully conscious slave can suffer more
But chaos servitors are a thing, but instead of holy symbols they have chaos symbols
Probably more mutated than the average

Still useful tho

[potent sage]

everywhere makes dudes

[tame ferry]

Anyone want to play Havoc missions?

[potent sage]

dudes come from everywhere

[gloomy tartan]

I ment what each planets ment Circ

[hazy kestrel]

And of course it’s on the day that I get paid lmao

[jaunty path]

How do chaos admech feel about innovation

[gloomy tartan]

Fortress worlds like train dudes right

?

[potent sage]

yeah

[tawdry edge]

Forge worlds make shit
Fortress worlds are basically big ass outposts with hyper security
Agri worlds are farm worlds

[gloomy tartan]

Aka produce soldiers

[hazy kestrel]

They are big fans of stuffing daemons into their tech

[gloomy tartan]

Fortress worlds makes TRAINED doods my mistake

[marsh iris]

yooo 80% off mordhau

[little marten]

CAN YOU PLEASE BE QUIET IM CRANKIN’ MY HOG RIGHT NOW

[gloomy tartan]

Thank you

[tawdry edge]

Dark Admech think they are free from the religious limitations of their loyal counterpart so they usually are the ones who get creative with shit and often than not just put a daemon on it to make sure it goes hard

[hazy kestrel]

I can already hear the spamming of voicelines…

[visual vortex]

Chokin' the chicken?

[gloomy tartan]

I mean Cadia was more than a outpost it was cool as fuck

[hazy kestrel]

It takes me back

[little marten]

No.

[jaunty path]

That's nice.

[tawdry edge]

But dark admech probably are the ones who actually innovate

[little marten]

CRANKIN’ my hog

[gloomy tartan]

Crank that solja boy

[marsh iris]

look at that solja boy gooo

[gloomy tartan]

Superman dat hoe

[tawdry edge]

Cadia was the main planet of the Cadian Gate that tried to keep the Eye of Terror from expanding

[marsh iris]

OOOOOH

[little marten]

You non hog crankers wouldn’t understand

[gloomy tartan]

Cadia did her best

[jaunty path]

Cadia popped

Therefore

Heretical

[tawdry edge]

But fortress worlds are just militarized planets usually made to train recruits to guard regiments or to be sent for space marine chapter recruitment

[marsh iris]

who you calling non hog, are you a hoggist?

[visual vortex]

I prefer grinding my hogs and sows into bacon

[little marten]

My family been cranking their hogs for 12 generations

[gloomy tartan]

Yeah Cadians were sent out to wherever

[jaunty path]

How young do you have to be to become a marine

[gloomy tartan]

Fill ranks where needed

[little marten]

[jaunty path]

Like

10 right

[tawdry edge]

Yeah it existed for quite a while, unfortunately for them Abaddon was smarter and did multiple millennia of planning on how to take it down

[gloomy tartan]

Cadias cooler than you

I thought he failed multiple times

[visual vortex]

13 tries 🦬

Such good planning

He solo

[gloomy tartan]

Yeah 13 fails then he rage quit

[tawdry edge]

Iirc youngest subjects are 10yrs old and oldest are like 16

[bronze wren]

Didnt he just wing it

[visual vortex]

12 tries then ragequit and bring out the atom bomb

[marsh iris]

hows mordhau now though, community ok? or lots of shittalk

[gloomy tartan]

Drove his Nissan into the planet

[tawdry edge]

I know its ragebait but its not 13 tries

[jaunty path]

Abaddon had allah on his side

[little marten]

Mordhau is a fantastic game does it have players again?

[visual vortex]

Abaddon had Sai from dustborn on his side

[gloomy tartan]

Bro basically lost 12 times then ragequit and drove his car into the games workshop building exploding it and his Nissan

[dire kayak]

cadia more like

[hazy kestrel]

I haven’t played Mordhau in a few years

[twin flower]

Mordhau you say?

[hazy kestrel]

It was fine when I played it though

[gloomy tartan]

[marsh iris]

but its just 5 dollars now

[twin flower]

I stopped as well lmao

[little marten]

If I saw Abbadon irl I’d do a 360 and walk away

[dire kayak]

peakia

[lilac crag]

more havics have been completed

I am very eepy

[tawdry edge]

No he did 12 Black Crusades to test out security, learn warp routes, get numbers, strength and knowledge of the planets and shit before trying
The 13 crusade was the one he finally went for the kill
It was never 13 tries, just recon missions basically

[dire kayak]

am i right or am i right

[marsh iris]

now kiss

[dire kayak]

reallll

[gloomy tartan]

Don’t present your cheeks to the enemy

[twin flower]

I think the last update was about that haloween thing with the demons and then nothing afterwards

[gloomy tartan]

Your godamn right

[visual vortex]

This sounds like cope ngl

[rustic yew]

Actually all his plans failed and his hail marry rage fit blew up cadia by throwing his ride into the planet

[jaunty path]

Are you tryna get to 40

[tawdry edge]

Its not

[bronze wren]

I was just about to say

[visual vortex]

No it really does

[dire kayak]

im coming with you btw

imeepy too

[visual vortex]

"I-it was just recon!"

[tawdry edge]

Its lore from the codex from when the fall of cadia happened

[lilac crag]

I already did

[visual vortex]

"I swear!"

[gloomy tartan]

He’s still a birch

[lilac crag]

I got 2 40 clears

now I'm just playing it to practice

[tawdry edge]

Its been like this since 3rd edition

[visual vortex]

Yeah pine tree better fuck bim

[tawdry edge]

Lol

[lilac crag]

oki

[rustic yew]

The 13th was the closest by far but all his planning failed in the end and his hail marry is what won. Not his planning

[tawdry edge]

This hasnt been the case since 3rd edition of warhammer

[dire kayak]

hugs you

[gloomy tartan]

Me and my homies say abbadons a mark ass punk ass bitch ass Yankee with no brim on it having wet ass ash knees ash elbows ashy forhead head ahh BITCH

[jaunty path]

Lynx is making me want to touch false gods more and more by day

[bronze wren]

I mean he was about to lose the 13th aswell, crashing his blackstone fortress out of spite, or am I wrong?

[gloomy tartan]

On Cadia

[jaunty path]

Its joever

[tame ferry]

Was really hoping this was a actually helpful discord channel.

[dire kayak]

3rd edition is ancient how old are you

[rustic yew]

Still is though???

[visual vortex]

Rogue trader is better

[tawdry edge]

13 crusade was the actual crusade which he went for the planet and he threw the fortress on the world because he didnt mean to conquer it, just eliminate it so the cicadrix maledictum to be made

[visual vortex]

Because the space marines were cops with built in shades

[dire kayak]

im gonna eat the cicatrix maledictum

it looks yummy

[tawdry edge]

Lmfao its not, all the other crusades had different objectives

This is lore

[visual vortex]

No this is cooe

Cope

[gloomy tartan]

When does abbadons lose his balls in cannon

[visual vortex]

Lock in abbadon 🙄

[twin flower]

I was under the impression the other black crusades was done with different objectives in mind as well

[tawdry edge]

He was fighting a 3v1 on Cadia
Imperium, Eldars and Necrons were trying to stop him from destroying Cadia

Lil

[potent sage]

posts actual lore and disproves dumb theories and arguments
"ermm... false!! that doesnt sound right to my original fantasy!"

[gloomy tartan]

When’s lion el yonson going to slice abbadons balls off then stab him in the gizzard?

[tawdry edge]

Because they were

[visual vortex]

Shut up chud

[bronze wren]

Despoil deez nuts

[twin flower]

Yeah, am with you lmao

[visual vortex]

😝

NEVER listen and change as a human

[gloomy tartan]

Cadia did nothing wrong

[tawdry edge]

Like this has been actual canon lore since 2-3rd edition which are old as fuck

[visual vortex]

ALWAYS double down

[tawdry edge]

The Fall of Cadia codex just gave us more info on what which crusade was actually meant for

[twin flower]

well idk about 2nd or 3rd edition

[tawdry edge]

The previous ones werent attempts, it was part of a bigger plan to put the 13th one into motion

[tawdry edge]

It is, shits old as fuuuuck

[dire kayak]

dinosaur age

[tawdry edge]

I have been re-reading it and its very peak, intro kinda sucky tho

[visual vortex]

I wouldnt be impressed if my grandpa ended up having rogue trader miniatures

[tawdry edge]

After it leaves the pov of the titan guys its very cool

[visual vortex]

He seems like the kind of guy

[twin flower]

my pipeline to 40k was thru some books so idk anything about the 3rd 4th 5th or whatever edition

[gloomy tartan]

What if you find a miniature and it looks like your grandpa

Like he’s the John Warhammer

[visual vortex]

I would not be surprised either

[tawdry edge]

I got into 40k around 8th edition unfortunately

[visual vortex]

Seems like something he's done

[tawdry edge]

Legit dinosaur age

[gloomy tartan]

You find out that he’s the John Warhammer and he’s like some space marine or something

[visual vortex]

Plot twist: he made warhammer

[gloomy tartan]

Bros head mold 4 or somethin

[tawdry edge]

Ngl

[gloomy tartan]

He’s in multiple peoples armies

[visual vortex]

You know what

[tawdry edge]

Memelore has damaged peoples pov of actual canon lore so much it pisses me off

[visual vortex]

He looked like such a video game character

[gloomy tartan]

I believe you my response is fuck abbadons he a bitch

[visual vortex]

I wouldnt be surprised if be actually looked like an imperial guard unit

[jaunty path]

So you mean...tiktok and youtube shorts is untrust worthy? :(

[tawdry edge]

"The Black Crusades were failed attempts, it took Abaddon 13 tries!!!" Originated from memelore, has not been the actual lore for AGES now but people preach it like its canon

[jaunty path]

Krieg isn't wholesome little chonkers? ;(

[gloomy tartan]

No I’m saying what if you find out he was paid for likeness and he’s one of the official head options for imperial armies lmao

[visual vortex]

I make shit up about the lore on the spot and hope it lines up with something

[tawdry edge]

Missus I am eating your soul

[thick coyote]

Fraudbaddon

🗣️

[dire kayak]

peakbaddon

[visual vortex]

Bitchaddon

[gloomy tartan]

There’s piss where a soul should be

[twin flower]

lore thru memes?

my best friend knew the plot of breaking bad thru shorts he just sees doomscrolling the lil cunt, if its any relation at all lmao

[thick coyote]

He shouldn't have sieged Cadia, he should've taken it immediately

[tawdry edge]

I kinda still dislike Abaddon a bit because I think his hair sucks but hes cool

[jaunty path]

The drinkers of the soul. The soul drinkers

[thick coyote]

And whatever else the copy pasta

[tawdry edge]

Elite copypasta

[gloomy tartan]

He blew up Cadia fuck that bitch

[tawdry edge]

Mid ass chapter

[dire kayak]

fly a blackstone fortress into terra

[jaunty path]

He smashed the black fortress directly into cadia right

[visual vortex]

Pretty much

[gloomy tartan]

I would use myself as a IED just to blow up abbadons balls off

[marsh iris]

abbadon inserts his blackstone fortress inside cadia and it couldnt take it

[tawdry edge]

The Fall of Cadia was just like Charlie Kirk
It created more cadians than when the planet still existed

[gloomy tartan]

What

Did you just compare cadia

[twin flower]

wild comparison

[gloomy tartan]

To that fuckint

That

[rustic yew]

Wait. That's not what I was arguing. Yes it's canon that 12 crusades were preparations for the 13th. But all that planning failed when he couldn't conquer it. So he threw his ship to destroy cadia and that was his hail mary. No planning won the siege of cadia just his temper tantrum

[gloomy tartan]

That fuckint

That

[twin flower]

its okay Chris

[gloomy tartan]

That white devil

[twin flower]

Find your words

[tawdry edge]

Theres more cadians now than when the planet fucking existed

[jaunty path]

[gloomy tartan]

WHITE DEVIL

[jaunty path]

This is crazy

[dire kayak]

i like apothecaries

[gloomy tartan]

IS NOT CADIA

[tawdry edge]

Chris everyone in 40k are white nazi devils

[tawdry edge]

Theyre cool

[dire kayak]

i might get an apothecary

[twin flower]

Wild Take lmao

[potent sage]

true

[jaunty path]

Kirkidia

[potent sage]

true!☝🏽

[twin flower]

Kirdia

[gloomy tartan]

Cadia did nothing wrong ever

[jaunty path]

Kirkdia

[lilac crag]

only in genchat will people compare cadians to Charlie kirk

[gloomy tartan]

Cadimexian

[tawdry edge]

It fell

[tawdry edge]

Both are bad

[potent sage]

ngl cadia is kinda like charlie kirk

[gloomy tartan]

Cadimexican

[tawdry edge]

The comparison fits

[jaunty path]

We are charile cadia

[gloomy tartan]

I don’t like Warhammer anymore

[lilac crag]

cadians are peak

YOURE bad

[potent sage]

highcreedkenuinely

[twin flower]

the next Lord Kommandant of the Cadians

Charlie Kirk

[tawdry edge]

They're a plague on the material realm

[twin flower]

[potent sage]

KKKadia

[gloomy tartan]

You might as well say I kill puppy’s

[lilac crag]

YOURE a plague on the material realm

[gloomy tartan]

Like wow

[jaunty path]

KIRK STANDS!!!

[tawdry edge]

Local cadian enjoyer finds out everyone in 40k are nazi chuds

[gloomy tartan]

Shit on my entire way of life some more

[lilac crag]

I have no arguments btw I'm just going to fight you until one of us dies

[gloomy tartan]

Totally

Your all a bunch of knife ear lovers

[tawdry edge]

That is on purpose
Now I shall take you as slave to work on the daemon forges of Medrengard

[visual vortex]

Cadia confirmed to not be a blonde white woman

🤯

[potent sage]

cadians reproduce like mormons

[lilac crag]

I'm beyond your rank

I don't have a physical form your mind can comprehend

little one

[twin flower]

oh lawd

[potent sage]

there are so MANY OF THEM

[gloomy tartan]

Oh sure Cadia’s Kirk

But y’all want slaves

[twin flower]

Time to dip I think lmao

[gloomy tartan]

Hypocrites

[gloomy tartan]

NO YOU WATCH

YOU BEAR WITNESS

[tawdry edge]

Do you know how little the Iron Warriors care for that
We literally managed to bind Vashtorr once
You are not outside our capabilities

[gloomy tartan]

to this bullshit

[jaunty path]

Discord keeping me awake with criminal levels of bullshit

[visual vortex]

"I hate slaves!" Mfs the picosecond they find out a faction in a game is massive in slave trading:

[lilac crag]

why do you like all the slop factions

[jaunty path]

our

What did they mean by this

[gloomy tartan]

Abbadon is basically Caligula

[tawdry edge]

Cadia literally used slave fodder

[dire kayak]

c'tan solos

the entire c'tan species

[tawdry edge]

"Slop factions"
Opinion rejected

[gloomy tartan]

Was it like

[jaunty path]

One of these days

[gloomy tartan]

Slaves brought on world

[jaunty path]

Someone here will be plural

[lilac crag]

like perturabo !

[gloomy tartan]

Or like

Home made slaves

[tawdry edge]

I am le peak iron warrior

[gloomy tartan]

Did they import slaves

[jaunty path]

And have a 40k kin

I am

Waiting.

[gloomy tartan]

Iron warriors beat there wifes

[jaunty path]

I mean

Yeah?

[visual vortex]

Domestic abuse is not cool

Dont do that guys

[potent sage]

"we" bro ✌🏽 perturabo's sons dont even know u like dat

[gloomy tartan]

Or slavery

[jaunty path]

Yeah guys. Here in warhammer 40000

Domestic abuse is bad

[tawdry edge]

You do understand slaves are like
A completely normal thing, even seen as moral, galaxy wide on ALL Imperium, right?
They used servitors and lowly civilians to do manual labour

Not only servitors

But also normal human slaves

And abhumans

[gloomy tartan]

That’s allways been funny

[tawdry edge]

Like ogryns

[gloomy tartan]

I get treating slaves like shit

[bronze wren]

Oompa loompas

[gloomy tartan]

But like citizens are also shit

Soldiers are shit

[visual vortex]

I know you guys like roleplaying as the faction that abuse their wives and enslave people but dont do these irl guys

[gloomy tartan]

Everyone is shit lmao

[potent sage]

everybody in the imperium is a slave

[gloomy tartan]

Everyone gets treated like absolute dog shit

[jaunty path]

Different levels if shit

[dire kayak]

warsmith kravek mourne confirmed that the world of medrengard has belonged to the daemon race since time immemorial
also trans rights are human rights

[tawdry edge]

I've been Olympia im an og

[lilac crag]

one of these days someone's gonna come here saying they relate to the nightlords

[gloomy tartan]

At best you have some power you can treat someone below you like shit

[potent sage]

civilians are literally tied to their hives and habs like fucking serfs

[visual vortex]

I would not be impressed

[gloomy tartan]

The imperium is crabs in a bucket

[visual vortex]

Crab

🤤

[lilac crag]

wait

I forgot to say hi Abby

hi Abby!!!!

[tawdry edge]

You do know the Iron Warriors left the native mutant inhabitants of Medrengard to starve and they are currently considered extinct right

[potent sage]

hi alexander

[gloomy tartan]

Hey Abby I learned some crazy shit

[visual vortex]

This world keeps me in a cage where i cannot escape from to gorge myself upon crab

[tawdry edge]

This is such a funny fucking thing to say

[gloomy tartan]

It’s some crazy fucking old lore

[jaunty path]

Uh oh

[visual vortex]

Ruh rog

[gloomy tartan]

They had dudes named shit like runs with feathers

[visual vortex]

Chris delete it

[jaunty path]

Uoooooh oh

[gloomy tartan]

It’s so fucking stupid

[jaunty path]

Lmfao

[visual vortex]

Dont ruffle the feathers please

Chris

[gloomy tartan]

I’m not I’m asking

[lilac crag]

dude

they're going to shoot you

do not

[tawdry edge]

Chris we are being serious

[lilac crag]

continue

[tawdry edge]

The mods are gonna smite tou

[visual vortex]

Ruh roh raggie

[tawdry edge]

Shut up

[gloomy tartan]

I ment no harm apologies

[lilac crag]

it's ok

[lilac crag]

carry into something else

[bronze wren]

Somebody Post a liveleak Sticker quick

[tawdry edge]

You didnt know

[lilac crag]

kill lynx or something

[tawdry edge]

Just

Delete and move on

[gloomy tartan]

Thought it was stupid old lore like y’all bringing up the dude who has cups that makes orbs

[visual vortex]

No i just dont want to have her go on a 1 hour single-sided conversation

[lilac crag]

I don't know what you're talking about, ur fine

[jaunty path]

Bruh

[visual vortex]

I saw that

[twin flower]

Someone got Hadron'd

[jaunty path]

Stop posting e girl servers bruh

[gloomy tartan]

I learn of crazy old lore sometimes and it’s very insane

[lilac crag]

why

[tawdry edge]

Theres a bot periodically spamming scam links

[gloomy tartan]

Liek the old lore is nuts

I learn of it recently so I want to talk about it

[jaunty path]

I need to go tf to sleep

[gloomy tartan]

That’s all

[tawdry edge]

Yeah old lore is a project of its time

[jaunty path]

My schedule is

Fucked

[visual vortex]

It's funnier and has cooler art

[tawdry edge]

I dont care how many people glaze it some of the art was lowkey fucking stupid imo

Some pieces were cool

[visual vortex]

Especially when you could just strap your car with 5 miniguns

[lilac crag]

old space marines looked dumb

[tawdry edge]

But majority were kinda ass

[lilac crag]

Eldar looked sick

[visual vortex]

How

They had built-in sunglasses

And were cops

[lilac crag]

arbites if they were stupid

[gloomy tartan]

A lot of shit makes me think they got inspired by popular stuff at the time

[tawdry edge]

Yeah because thats literalky it lol

[visual vortex]

"Inspired"

[gloomy tartan]

Liek they just saw a movie and went LETS ADD THAT

[visual vortex]

Not just inspired dawg it's the entire setting

[gloomy tartan]

the emperors sons

[tawdry edge]

40k started off as a joke and a parody to the old conservative ruling political party

It started becoming serious way later

[gloomy tartan]

The emperor having sons who are All like karate kids

[lilac crag]

gosh I wonder where arbitrators come from

[twin flower]

it did? 🤔

[gloomy tartan]

Who like lead different races

[tawdry edge]

Yeah

[twin flower]

huh

[tawdry edge]

One of the early ork miniatures had margaret tatchers face painted on a flag

[gloomy tartan]

The sensi or something

[visual vortex]

Hey chris

You're not gonna believe this but

[potent sage]

yeah 40k is an abhorrent mismatch of pop culture

[visual vortex]

In rogue trader

[gloomy tartan]

Agreed

[tawdry edge]

Its lowkey its charm and they make it work

I enjoy it

[visual vortex]

The elves and humans could breed

[gloomy tartan]

It’s abunch of pop culture shit

Very good summary

[tawdry edge]

Adeptus Arbites are literally judge dredd

[gloomy tartan]

Heresy

[tawdry edge]

But an entire faction

[potent sage]

we know diddy blud

[gloomy tartan]

Robo cop and judge dred

[dire kayak]

im gonna cry

[gloomy tartan]

Connect to SO MUCH SHIT

[gloomy tartan]

This is some type of fan fic

[tawdry edge]

Afaik calgar or another major character from the ultramarines was a human-eldar space marine hybrid

Old 40k lore is so stupid

[gloomy tartan]

Fucking what

[tawdry edge]

This is

1st edition of wh

[twin flower]

deep ball 40k knowledge

[gloomy tartan]

This is dumber than Chewbacca dying in expanded universe by getting crushed by a asteroid the size of a planet

[visual vortex]

Yeah and the elves and humans were relatively peaceful

They did trading

[gloomy tartan]

No way

[tawdry edge]

This is still a thing

[gloomy tartan]

Elf’s think there better than everyone

[visual vortex]

Not as cautiously in modern wh

[tawdry edge]

A lot of imperium worlds trade with eldars and other xenos species

[potent sage]

oldgen 40kers acting like old lore was the peakiest peak of all time

[tawdry edge]

That we know of at least, more like implied in lore
The 40k galaxy os fucking massive

[gloomy tartan]

Trade drugs probably

[tawdry edge]

It sucked ass

Lmfao

[visual vortex]

It was because it was stupid

[tawdry edge]

Lowkey

Anything before 5ed is mid

Horrible even

It had some cool art tho

[gloomy tartan]

The naked lady’s are funny to me

The penitent or whatever the fuck

[twin flower]

[gloomy tartan]

Fan service as fuck lmao

[tawdry edge]

You mean the Repentias?

[twin flower]

the ones that are just covered in those seals?

[gloomy tartan]

GIRLS CANT BE SPACE MARINES

[potent sage]

repentias arent naked anymore

[twin flower]

lmao

[gloomy tartan]

but hey

Here’s some naked women

There’s NO FEMALE SOACE MARIENS DJGOF

but hey Heres naked women look

Oooooo

[tawdry edge]

Its not
They remove their armor to die on combat to atonr for their sins if you see that as fanservice ur just a chud

[gloomy tartan]

Oooo

Ok but like

Your telling me

[tawdry edge]

Also

Look at their models dawg

[gloomy tartan]

They have seal bikinis

[tawdry edge]

They are not fucking beautiful

At all

[gloomy tartan]

Someone showed me old models

[tawdry edge]

Of course old models are gonna be like that dude it was the fucking 80's

People back then objectified women all the time

[gloomy tartan]

Well then don’t assume I mean new models lmao

Your a chud

Ass goblin

[tawdry edge]

I was thinking you are because anyone who still uses old models for examples while modern ones exist are weird

[potent sage]

old repentias sucked imo

[gloomy tartan]

I don’t know about a lot of the models lol

[tawdry edge]

Repentias havent been fanservice since forever

[fiery wave]

Look, guitars that shoot sonic booms.

[gloomy tartan]

I mainly know basic ass guardsmen and space marines

[potent sage]

i like the new ones

[gloomy tartan]

Well that’s good then

[potent sage]

the objectification and disregard of women on 40k and it's consequences

[tawdry edge]

Ngl despite me having a female space marine as an oc i dont think it should be made canon in lore

I do like fem stodes tho

[gloomy tartan]

If there’s good reasons story wise I don’t mind either way

[tawdry edge]

Call me a chud but me like the boob plate armor on the SoB

[gloomy tartan]

People being agro about it is funny tho

[tawdry edge]

It really is

[gloomy tartan]

Is boob armor stylish or just dumb?

Like making the armor have boobs lmao

[potent sage]

the boob armor is COOL

[tawdry edge]

Something about the gene-seed not being compatible with the female sex because of the primarchs being men

[gloomy tartan]

Only men may have his seed

That’s the meme I learned

[tawdry edge]

Like

[hasty sky]

So had ordained the Emperor of Gachikind

[tawdry edge]

Women have managed to succeed on the marine trials the problem is they wouldnt survive the gene-seed implant

[gloomy tartan]

Understandable

[tawdry edge]

Other implants are more manageable

[twin flower]

I thought there was a somewhere in lore where Malcador suggested to make some of the primarchs to be female so they can get along better

but was just ignored by Big E

[visual vortex]

Boobs

[tawdry edge]

Malcador was dumb as fuck

[visual vortex]

🤤

[potent sage]

space marines would probably be so much better if they were all girls

[gloomy tartan]

Get along better ?

[potent sage]

this is a truke

[visual vortex]

"Becuz girls go to college to get smarter and ihhh boyz go 2 jupiter to get more stupider"

[tawdry edge]

Malcador, who never interacted with a girl before in his immortal life, thought that making the primarchs women would make it less probable of them fighting each other

If only he knew they would fight even more

[gloomy tartan]

Space Marines but it’s just mean girls

[hasty sky]

The real problem with girl space marines is that it would make sisters of battle eventually redundant

[tawdry edge]

The existence of SoB are so fucking funny

[potent sage]

yes

[visual vortex]

That was sarcasm

Because you sound fucking stupid sometimes

[tawdry edge]

"The church cannot bear men in arms anymore!"
"I am no men" said the church making an army of women

[potent sage]

no because i hate moids.........

[tawdry edge]

Its literally what happebed

[potent sage]

erradicate all moids

[hasty sky]

Sis went to jupiter lol!

[potent sage]

the SoB are like the fishspeakers from dune

i think

[visual vortex]

I go to mars

To get bionic implants

[hasty sky]

To drive cars

[gloomy tartan]

Spider-Man went to wakanda and got his hair braided

[stuck crescent]

I'm a fan of Pluto

Personally

[gloomy tartan]

They were all over him

[visual vortex]

I like neptune

[potent sage]

why cant the church have men bear arms

[gloomy tartan]

Saturn has a cool ring

[visual vortex]

Neptune has a funny eye

[tawdry edge]

Civil war that happened a bit after the heresy cause the church got mad with powet

[stuck crescent]

Neptune is cool

Is blu

[tawdry edge]

Eventually they killed the guy in charge and made a work around the law

By making the sisters

[gloomy tartan]

Neptune’s eye is looking at you

[visual vortex]

Neptune

🤤

[regal jasper]

I saw something like that, its called warrior nun, a nun, with a halo, killing demons :D

[gloomy tartan]

Y’all ever see that nun do the cool bicep trick before throwing a baseball

Bounced it off her bicep and caught it then threw it for first pitch at some gsme

[tawdry edge]

Nuns in space wearing power armor

[gloomy tartan]

Shit looked so peak

[regal jasper]

delicious

[stuck crescent]

Nuns with guns, yes

[twin flower]

eyo

[regal jasper]

gimme one

I need it

[tawdry edge]

[gloomy tartan]

[regal jasper]

[gloomy tartan]

Is there someone named fent chopper here

[tawdry edge]

I dont really know the extent of the civil war that happened

[gloomy tartan]

wtf lmao

[tawdry edge]

I just know the church tried really hard to impose the god emperor religion

Civil war happened

[potent sage]

why does the church need their own fighters

[tawdry edge]

High Lords said "you guys cant have armies anymore"

[stuck crescent]

"I don't have time to die"

[tawdry edge]

But they found a work around by making the sisters

[regal jasper]

is that something he doesnt like it?

[sleek harness]

I wanted to play in 28th

[potent sage]

is it like dune where korba was like "n-no! we actually NEEDED that stoneburner! the qizarte needs it for self-defense!"

[tawdry edge]

Private extremist army

[stuck crescent]

I wish they talked more about that weird techpriest civil war

[gloomy tartan]

Why wouldn’t you want a army

[stuck crescent]

That sounded cool

[visual vortex]

On mars?

[gloomy tartan]

Army’s allow you to do whatever you want

[tawdry edge]

They tried to seize control of the Imperium and the High Lords really didnt like that

[gloomy tartan]

Laws don’t matter if you have tanks like 3 billion dudes

[tawdry edge]

Thats why they killed the guy who started the civil war

[tawdry edge]

Probably some guy went "innovation good" and the majority declined so they fought

[gloomy tartan]

Did they execute him all hardcore or just like explode him?

[dire kayak]

chaaat

[visual vortex]

Shhhh

We're talking

[tawdry edge]

I think they sent an assassin after him, iirc

[regal jasper]

so, what happend with the church?

[sleek harness]

Shhhh the important people is talking

Shut up

[gloomy tartan]

The shape shifting ones?

[regal jasper]

you, shhhhh

[visual vortex]

What makes you more important than me!

?

[sleek harness]

Me?

[dire kayak]

i need comfort

[gloomy tartan]

With the red ponytails and the black ninja outfits ?

[sleek harness]

I am important

[tawdry edge]

Unsure, but probably
Either those or vindicare which are sniper guys

[sleek harness]

I am actually funny

[regal jasper]

[visual vortex]

That was so...

Sigma

[stuck crescent]

Trying to remember the name of it.

Basically a techpriest wanted to join the church of Mars and terra

All I really remember about it was that the iron hands were involved, and it resulted in the sons of medusa

[visual vortex]

🐺

[gloomy tartan]

I saw some video on one them shake shifter assassin lady’s and a sniper assassinate some guy

Looked neat

[sleek harness]

See what I mean?

Unfunny

[visual vortex]

I cant read

Sorry

[gloomy tartan]

Sniper guy was on the ship on the outside for the shot lol

[tawdry edge]

Well they had to comply obviously but eventually they managed to stay relevant in Imperium politics
Plus they made the Sisters to act as their private enforcers

[sleek harness]

Nah

You shut up

[gloomy tartan]

So the sisters are like a PMC?

[tawdry edge]

Yeah the Imperial Assassins are cool as fuck, those mfs are strong enough to take down multiple marines in a fight

[potent sage]

well they arent a company they are just a private army

[visual vortex]

Michigan

[potent sage]

i would say militia but they are too organized 4 that

[tawdry edge]

I like how they leave some events really vague cause it leaves space for fans to make their homebrew stuff about it

[gloomy tartan]

So liek a private army

[regal jasper]

Hmmm

[gloomy tartan]

Private army for a faction that is loyal to the imperium ?

[potent sage]

yes

[gloomy tartan]

Vs a guard regiment

[potent sage]

they are the armed wing of the ecceselarchy

just like how the catholic church had the crusader states

[tawdry edge]

Yes those are the sisters of battle

[regal jasper]

Ill support the church just for the Sisters 😋

[tawdry edge]

Fell for Imperial propaganda...

[stuck crescent]

Sometimes GW should just leave some things blank

Ex: Its better not knowing the emperor's backstory

[gloomy tartan]

Lore I need to learn apparently lol

[rustic yew]

There are no male saints because the Emperor is in the closet

[somber stream]

Sure, i'll make some room around that time

[regal jasper]

just for hot nuns

[tawdry edge]

We do know a bit of his backstory
We know he killed his uncle after his uncle killed his dad

We know he comes from an ancient tribe

[sleek harness]

Okay cool

Now battle to death with Paul

[stuck crescent]

What is he? The lion king?

[visual vortex]

Thjs shit so lame

[tawdry edge]

Lmfao

[potent sage]

we know that the emperor is a turk

and thus he is evil

[thick coyote]

When your governor is talking about some not allowed men at arms but then you look at all the woman

[tawdry edge]

Explains why he isnt bald

[gloomy tartan]

He has a kid named lion el Johnson what do you fucking think?

[regal jasper]

he is brazillian!!!

[stuck crescent]

Didn't that get retconned?

[tawdry edge]

Turkish

[tawdry edge]

No

[sleek harness]

Ms. Johnny Silverhand

[regal jasper]

damn

[stuck crescent]

I know the shamen bit did

[visual vortex]

A more lame variant tho

[tawdry edge]

Unfortunately he's not brazilian, that would imply he's the good guy

[gloomy tartan]

Do we have proof the emperor didn’t have a lover like Achilles ?

[sleek harness]

Ms. John Silverfinger

[potent sage]

brazilians are not the good guys lmfaooooo

[regal jasper]

brazillians are good guys?

[gloomy tartan]

I mean a bestfriend

[tawdry edge]

He didnt have human emotions

[potent sage]

brazil atm is like a third world police state

!!!!

[visual vortex]

John silverfish

[tawdry edge]

He only saw people as tools

[potent sage]

brazil is basically the imperium

[gloomy tartan]

Well that’s weird

[sleek harness]

Please don't make a joke ever again

[visual vortex]

That was a joke?

I didnt even try

[tawdry edge]

It got worse throughout his life as well, he was slowly losing more and more of his humanity

By the end of the heresy he was barely even fucking human

Its theorized the reason he called the primarchs his sons despite not being what he intended

[sleek harness]

It's considered a attempt

Which is horrible

[tawdry edge]

Was him trying to cling into whatever human feeling he still had

[visual vortex]

I didnt try either

[gloomy tartan]

Now he’s like a bit cyber skeleton right

[tawdry edge]

And also because he needed them to do his bidding so he was just "yeah sure u guys are my kids, now GO COLONIZE SHOT"

[sleek harness]

It's still a joke though

Doesn't have how much you didn't tired

Tried

[tawdry edge]

Minas Gerais is

[visual vortex]

Tired

[sleek harness]

I am shooting you down

Just to prove a point

[potent sage]

@tawdry edge if the emperor's from the neolithic era of terra, would he be an indigenous anatolian rather than a central asian turk?

[thick coyote]

"we saw the future so we are going to kill ourselves"
Hold up
Maybe they were cooking

[regal jasper]

u can try

[regal jasper]

pão de queijo

[gloomy tartan]

When’s the Warhammer gsme where you play at the primarchs colonizing planets lol

[visual vortex]

Give any dude a gun and cool drip and he'll try to colonize the fucking galaxy

[tawdry edge]

I have no idea and i think GW will never confirm this

[elder merlin]

[tawdry edge]

Idk but id fuck with it

[twin flower]

Was there ever one?

[gloomy tartan]

It’s just a dating sim

Idk

[tawdry edge]

Shit if i was gifted like emps id try to as well

[visual vortex]

When do we get an actual game set in the imperial guard

[modest flume]

It's out already, the game is called Stellaris

[gloomy tartan]

Civilization but you play at the primarchs colonizing planets

[visual vortex]

I get hyped when i start a fire

[twin flower]

'colonizing'

[tawdry edge]

Type shit

Btw

[twin flower]

meaning you purge the local populace and fill it with humans

[gloomy tartan]

Colonizing booty

[regal jasper]

[tawdry edge]

@regal jasper Skaven told me he doesnt like pão de queijo
Kill him
Now

[rustic yew]

Didn't he shed a tear when malcador was entombed on the golden throne?

[thick coyote]

Ramirez, protect that Imperial Palace 🗣️

[gloomy tartan]

Lmao nice home my home now

[potent sage]

this is what colonialism is

[regal jasper]

what

why?

why he doesnt like it?

he isnt a real brazillian

[tawdry edge]

He said it tastes bad

[regal jasper]

every brazillian like pão de queijo

[visual vortex]

Humans will use the space better anyways

[gloomy tartan]

What if space had bullshit

[visual vortex]

That is plot advancement

[gloomy tartan]

Like space birds

[tawdry edge]

The Emperor is thrown around everywhere cause multiple authors made him act like a bipolar cunt in every book he is in
But to be honest it makes sense
Malcador was his closest friend since his early days in Terra
So like

Yeah dawg

Losing the closest thing emps had to a friend would make him shed a tear

But overall he didnt care for individual humans

[visual vortex]

He loved humanity but not the humans

🧠

[tawdry edge]

He perceived time differently so for him Malcador was like a dog due to how little he lived

Bro was waving goodbye to his pet

[gloomy tartan]

So like individuals no

But humanity as a whole

Yes

[tawdry edge]

He cared to make humans the superior race across the galaxy