#general-chat

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whole bough
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idk the ones i had tasted weird

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but then i had some and i didnt like the taste

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so i continue to not like sweet potatoes

jaunty path
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Guys give me a name for a hormone, like a made up one

whole bough
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chudtosterone

true minnow
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Twin linked stubber or normal heavy stubber

trail bramble
whole bough
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chudstrogen

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for both sides of the chuddies

true minnow
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Because it's better or because it's more fun

trail bramble
amber delta
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im chuddin so hard rn

trail bramble
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Former

jaunty path
somber stream
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Aphroxytoxine

trail bramble
dull violet
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boy I can't wait to level up my new hivescum class "the humble psyker on heresy built out of straw and dreams"

jaunty path
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this is good to work off

somber stream
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It's a combination of Aphrodisiac and Oxytocin involved in birthing and lactation

trail bramble
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she HATES me

dull violet
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what

somber stream
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Science yaaay

dull violet
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lactation in my darktide discord server?

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cool

jaunty path
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Thats not bad honestly.

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Though.

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hm.

marsh iris
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huh lactation huh

jaunty path
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I'm just going to take that for now.

lilac crag
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we should

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kill missus

jaunty path
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why!!!

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im writing peak fiction rn

lilac crag
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cus u dont play dt with me

jaunty path
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heck

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Ill try to play tomorrow

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its quite late rn

lilac crag
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oke

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yay

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wahoo

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yippee

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hoorahh

rare pulsar
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We should all take estrogen pills to start lactating

marsh iris
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is it poh tay toe or puh tah toe

somber stream
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Male milk?

marsh iris
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i see

rare pulsar
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Male can give milk too

somber stream
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Science

rare pulsar
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U need the pills tho

delicate vapor
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Mothers milk

true minnow
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Either Christ needs to come back or nukes need to start flying

rare pulsar
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Fathers Milk

marsh iris
jaunty path
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I was trying to make up a name that involved a reference to servitude

rare pulsar
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Im convinced if Jesus Christ comes back hell get cancelled or smth.

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And put in jail

jaunty path
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I found a greek god named 'Anake'

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Apparently the god of slavery and uuhhhh restraint yeah

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Fitting for what im cooking

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I'll work that out into a hormone name later

marsh iris
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aniki

rare pulsar
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Anikin

somber stream
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Shut up-dayo

rare pulsar
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Anikin skiwilker

marsh iris
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greak god of big brother

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speaking of greek i thnk i need to stock up carrot deep

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dip

somber stream
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Thinking of making some marinated egg

marsh iris
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korean drug eggs?

somber stream
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Ramen egg

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Ajitsuke Tamago

marsh iris
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sous vide egg

somber stream
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Made a bag of 10 last year

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Vaporized in 1 week

marsh iris
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bro vaped his eggs

trail bramble
somber stream
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Also some motherfucker said he'd marry me if i were a woman at the bus stop yesterday

marsh iris
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drunk

whole bough
somber stream
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I'm 100% normal human male

little marten
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Marry him

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Take your chances

marsh iris
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yeah turn him into woman instead

somber stream
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Damn

little marten
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Gender is a social construct

somber stream
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I want a daughter

marsh iris
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are you still considering adoption

somber stream
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Or maybe son, daughters are too complicated

delicate vapor
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VAPE

little marten
marsh iris
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single dad

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wifeless parent

somber stream
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Crab bro

little marten
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Daughter be so much fun

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Son would have to fight me to the death at age 12 to assume manhood šŸ˜”

delicate vapor
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i dont mind any, as long as I can pass down my gaming accounts to one of them

marsh iris
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man of the house street fight

somber stream
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Well i guess you can braid her hair, buy her a pony, dress the barbieeees, club the guy who took her outside longer than 10PM to death, cook together

little marten
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Paint the cadians*

marsh iris
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teach your kid to mod skyrim

delicate vapor
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putting my kids straight into mortal kombat X

marsh iris
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having 3 kids to play coop games not a bad idea

rare pulsar
little marten
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ā€œDad.. Iā€™m sorry.. Iā€™m arbites main on Darktide.ā€

rare pulsar
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U know whats gonna happenKEKW_ogryn

somber stream
marsh iris
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Son.. I am disappoint

rare pulsar
somber stream
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But his spawn struggle with the game

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KidTide

little marten
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Iā€™ve hit havoc 30

rare pulsar
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Honestly i would love to be gaming with my own kids someday

little marten
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10 more levels to go

worn quail
rare pulsar
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Fr

somber stream
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Be the dad you want growing up

marsh iris
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one day your kid says while vs you "time to go to sleep old man!"

rare pulsar
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ā€žI swear timmy if you go down one more time you are froundet for the week!ā€œ

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ā€žLock tf in!ā€œ

feral vessel
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im dropping a nother nuke on japan

somber stream
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The Japanese and their scheme to make gamers want to have kid via gaming is working

rare pulsar
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Why

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Its obly gonna get worse yk

feral vessel
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don care

gloomy tartan
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Wow

feral vessel
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i was promised cool cybernetics and brain chips

rare pulsar
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They allready had fukushimašŸ„€

feral vessel
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neither of those i have gotten soo

little marten
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Just have kids

rare pulsar
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Give em a break

gloomy tartan
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This comic I follow on Instagram had a new post and itā€™s nutz

little marten
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Canā€™t afford em but the problem is the cattle who canā€™t afford them are still having them anyway

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So weā€™ll just end up with cattle population

rare pulsar
feral vessel
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who is up cattlingn they kids

somber stream
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Be the shining example

little marten
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Sadly not so easy for us but wonā€™t go into that

somber stream
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Understandable

rare pulsar
little marten
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Sure and horrible people too throw them in

feral vessel
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I FUCKING HATE QUANTUM PHYSICS I HAVE AN ECONOMIC FOCUSED SPECIALIZATION

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WHY THE FUCK DO I NEED TO KNOW THIS!!!

rare pulsar
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U can only do better

little marten
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Couple more years

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Not sprogs on the immediate horizon

somber stream
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Raise a guard player

little marten
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šŸ™

somber stream
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Not marine

rare pulsar
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If hes a marine playerā€¦..whats 17 more years?

little marten
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Iā€™m actually..

jaunty path
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The truly dumbest people go on to have like 5 kids

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lmao

little marten
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Thinking of making a space wolf army

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Is that ok?

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I got some wolf guard terminators the other day

somber stream
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Space wolves are awesome

whole bough
somber stream
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Headbutted Gayknights to save Armageddon

whole bough
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everything else i was learning was entirely useless past middleschool

little marten
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If they refresh greyknights Iā€™m going all in on them

feral vessel
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quantum physics seems so fucking forced

lilac crag
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high-school is a bit of a necessity here

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idk how it is in America but over here it'd be wise to finish it

jaunty path
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We are not learning quantum physics here bruh wtf

whole bough
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highschool in america is basically just..

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well atleast the schools i went were

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kinda fucking useless

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maybe my earlier schools just taught way too much

lilac crag
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not even helpful with a degree?

jaunty path
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uhh,

whole bough
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mfs with college degrees cant get a job

jaunty path
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Yall get degrees with highschool?

whole bough
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a highschool or ged aint gonna do anything

jaunty path
lilac crag
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we get degrees with high-school yeah

whole bough
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highschool degree

lilac crag
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I have an apprentice engineer degree

jaunty path
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thats part of the reason I mentally cracked

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I dropped out of college

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I was like

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mentally losing it

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over various things lmao

lilac crag
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that's why I'm not even gonna attempt college tbh

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I've seen people literally snap in high school, college must be so much worse

rare pulsar
true minnow
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I hate breakpoints

little marten
whole bough
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when i was in highschool it was either stuff i was already taught/knew and stuff i had absolutely no reason to learn

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like algebra

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and squar root shit

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like i can do that

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but im not going to fucking school for it

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i just did not need anything past middleschool.

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eberything else i can learn myself

nocturne bloom
rare pulsar
whole bough
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atleast where i am

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all the jobs are either taken or need past experience

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and how the FUCK DO I GET PAST EXPERIENCE WHEN NOBODY IS HIRING

nocturne bloom
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Yes, thats why I worked a shit job for like 2 years and formed a good relationship with my boss so they'd give a good recommendation

somber stream
whole bough
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ive applied to all the lowest level jobs there are

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nobody hires me

rare pulsar
whole bough
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this is why im working on getting disability benefits

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since im too stupid ig

somber stream
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It's a harsh economy out there right now

whole bough
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job listing

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isnt actually real

somber stream
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Everyone is hiring, nobody is getting hired

rare pulsar
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Apply for jobs nobody else wants to do

whole bough
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and just a listing they never took down

nocturne bloom
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Before I got this job i made MAYBE $200 a week. I make 4 digits a check now easily NoJoy

whole bough
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everyone is hiring experienced workers, nobody is hiring unexperienced workers

nocturne bloom
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But thats about it

little marten
whole bough
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ive applied to volunteer at goodwill and i aint even get that

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fucking free volunteering

rare pulsar
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My first job was my carpenter apprenticeship

whole bough
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and they say no

true minnow
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caroenter

rare pulsar
little marten
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Like 90% of the people youā€™re competing with in the hiring process are lying on their resume

lilac crag
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get recommended by a friend or family member

whole bough
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dont work

marsh iris
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im not a good liar, noone wants to hire a bad liar

whole bough
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already tried

jaunty path
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moth

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are you american

true minnow
little marten
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Oh rip

somber stream
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Sounds like it

rare pulsar
nocturne bloom
lilac crag
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I was personally fresh off of high-school and I would've probably not gotten hired without recommendation

whole bough
rare pulsar
whole bough
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they say go apply online they dont accept walk in

rare pulsar
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Just try it

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Thats how i got all my jobs

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On god

whole bough
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where do u live

somber stream
rare pulsar
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Germany

whole bough
whole bough
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ur lucky

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america is fucking rtarded

amber delta
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phrase your crippling gaming addiction as unwavering commitment to your responsibilities

jaunty path
lilac crag
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it must be horrible

nocturne bloom
# whole bough nobody accepts this

Actually, I always went to a place to ask about if they were hiring first BEFORE making an online application. It leaves a better impression

whole bough
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atleast i live in washington so i can get food benefits and medicaid

rare pulsar
little marten
whole bough
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but i had been applying for jobs for like 2 years

marsh iris
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leave your scent at the place

whole bough
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im not trying anymore cuz im more likely to get benefits

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seeing as i have a stockpile of mental disabilities

little marten
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what kinda jobs you after

whole bough
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literally any and all

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janitor, fast food, labor

little marten
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Dishwasher is a great one tbh

whole bough
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some of those yea

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just nobody wants to hire someone whose unexperienced

marsh iris
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damn man

little marten
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Those probably better to get via word of mouth or going in, also fucking agencies šŸ¤¢

nocturne bloom
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Pro tip, work retail and most jobs will consider you. Having experience with being around other people goes a LONG way

little marten
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Well give yourself a years experience at Nurgle Gamer cafe

somber stream
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Where

amber delta
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become a vtuber

somber stream
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I'll book a ticket comes morrow

whole bough
nocturne bloom
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They dont care

little marten
whole bough
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none hiring near me

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have checked before

nocturne bloom
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So ask when they have a spot

whole bough
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doubt theres any new positions

nocturne bloom
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You cant be lazy with it

somber stream
nocturne bloom
whole bough
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ive given up now since the job market is only getting worse

nocturne bloom
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In the year I worked 4 stores in my area rotated like 20 people

whole bough
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especially with the massive layoffs

obsidian wren
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Guys lets all kiss

whole bough
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so now theres also tons of people with experience competiting for the same dogshit jobs

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who they gonna hire

marsh iris
little marten
whole bough
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someone whose never had a job or someone whose had a job for years

little marten
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And maybe a stew option in winter

nocturne bloom
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Ok serious question

somber stream
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Yum

nocturne bloom
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How far from your home have you looked for a job

little marten
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Can make a fucking amazing stew and the margins are great

whole bough
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15 miles or less

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i only have public transit

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and 15 miles is already 1.5-2hr trip

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one way

somber stream
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A hot bowl of stew in a cold winter day in the middle of the street?

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Sign me up

nocturne bloom
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Yea 15m ain't gonna do much honestly

somber stream
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Drinks too, yeah?

delicate vapor
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OHH

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i forgot again

nocturne bloom
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My first job was 3 towns away

whole bough
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i cant really manage more than that

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transit is unreliable as is

obsidian wren
nocturne bloom
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Gotta find a way man, your first job experience is never easy

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Or fun

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Or good

whole bough
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i aint even trying for that

obsidian wren
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Chuck cut pot roast

whole bough
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bare minimum

obsidian wren
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Or any tender cut

lilac crag
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my first experience left me with lesiosn all over my arms and carpal tunnel

little marten
lilac crag
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I've tasted unemployment and I've tasted 9-5

amber delta
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join the military, visit exotic place like the strait of hormuz

somber stream
lilac crag
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I recommend enjoying yourself

little marten
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Aim to do a nice shitty tea for 60p

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Like the OLD DAYS

somber stream
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Proper

rare pulsar
nocturne bloom
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My bare minimum was sitting in a parking lot at 5 in the morning waiting for my boss to wake up in like negative 20 degree weather 4436dead

somber stream
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Ain't expecting anything fancy, just something to wash it down is all

obsidian wren
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Hear me out

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Water

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Not regular water

amber delta
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I like water

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its tasty

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and healthy

somber stream
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Sparkling? During winter?

amber delta
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and fuels my AI projects

somber stream
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Nah something warm preferably

nocturne bloom
dire kayak
obsidian wren
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Ice cold winter tap water that makes you feel like you just ascended 3 dimensional planes of existance

dire kayak
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i hope you recover

rare pulsar
amber delta
whole bough
nocturne bloom
nocturne bloom
delicate vapor
rare pulsar
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If you serve the military or polica you are also a tool

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And thats not cool

somber stream
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3 wasted years in the Bundeswehr...

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Oh shit it rhyme

marsh iris
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write that down

nocturne bloom
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Eh, I know plenty of people that joined specifically to better themselves. Its more of something to change yourself

rare pulsar
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Nothing will ever get me to serve in that heap of shit

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Only if fotzen friedrich joins too and leads the soldiers

somber stream
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Uschi really fucked them over

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200 million euro on consultant fees alone what a fucking joke

rare pulsar
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Ugh

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All poloticians are corrupt bastards fr

marsh iris
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what a sick joke!

nocturne bloom
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I wanted to serve and its kinda a tradition for the men in my family to do so but unfortunately my pancreas doesnt work so im not allowed sadge

whole bough
lilac crag
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I keep looking at said lesions to just see them aggravate and recover repeatedly

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it's very distressing

somber stream
lilac crag
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contact dermatitis

somber stream
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Big ouuff, treatable with creams i reckon?

lilac crag
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up in the air

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I use what I've been prescribed

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with antibiotics too

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just fucking

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same cycle

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of aggravating and recovering

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I need to go to the doctor again, soon

somber stream
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I recall a relative of mine, female

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Sharing similar condition, one of the major factor contributed to her case was hormone

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Stress can intensifies the situation as well

halcyon pebble
lilac crag
lilac crag
somber stream
# lilac crag double damn.

Avoid sources of agitation/annoyance, shower at least once a day, expose to sunlight at least 30 minutes a day

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Hope you'll soon recover bud

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Guess who just got invited to Hell Let lose Vietnam test

little marten
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wtf based get me in

dull violet
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im so glad vent purge destroys my frames

halcyon pebble
# lilac crag damn.

I washed my infected area with salt water, lessen the itch (for me) before getting diagnosed by the doctor

somber stream
delicate vapor
marsh iris
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returning to home base

jaunty path
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I think darktide should stop using the word "classes"

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these are characters, mostly.

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Like idk, to remove the idea that this game has roles

oak tapir
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.> just what class you are doesn't define the role you play in a team

jaunty path
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each does the same thing to differing effiencies that depend on your skill and weapon

twin flower
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I think the ones in Vermintide are more like chars, since they got names and all, and their own story

DT we're seen more as dispensable here

delicate vapor
oak tapir
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Yeah to call the mcharacters feels wrong

jaunty path
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yeah ur trve

twin flower
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I mean, I guess it still counts since we give them background lore and stuff during creation

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We're just not the main characters and allat KEKW_ogryn

amber delta
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yeah the cool background lore that is literally never brought up ever

somber stream
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They gave Marika SHOES in the Elden Ring movie

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Literally unwatchable

twin flower
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where'd u see that

amber delta
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but who is playing marika

somber stream
amber delta
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why does this set look more like netflix witcher than elden ring

little marten
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That scene is 100% gonna be done flashback where sheā€™s walking through the capital

twin flower
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defo not looking good lmao

somber stream
amber delta
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"we'll fix it in post"

somber stream
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But she's not 2 metres tall wth

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Bit short for a goddess innit

little marten
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I DONT SEE MESSMER IN THE SHOTS šŸ¤”

twin flower
sleek harness
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Freaks

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Can someone put me into a coma

little marten
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Sure

sleek harness
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Not you

marsh iris
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this humidity is making me sticky (it sucks btw)

sleek harness
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You will kill me

sleek harness
twin flower
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time for baby powder

sleek harness
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Are you it isn't your sweat?

south valve
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Mech warbond innit

sleek harness
marsh iris
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humidity makes you sweat evaporate weaker

sleek harness
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You seem trustworthy

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Can you put me into a coma

little marten
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Oh lmao sheā€™s wearing fake feet

south valve
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Yes

marsh iris
oak tapir
sleek harness
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Just doing it

south valve
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No

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Iā€™m doing it

sleek harness
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That's lame

south valve
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Alright then

sleek harness
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I was fully expecting we could have a 10 minute talk

south valve
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Why am I putting you into a coma?

twin flower
sleek harness
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Talking is part of the human behavior

sleek harness
south valve
sleek harness
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Okay and

oak tapir
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that's what a skaven would say

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to make us think they are human

south valve
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Tragic

sleek harness
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I am talking about Painted

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You bunch of fools

south valve
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Anyway, mech warbond

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Are you hyped?

sleek harness
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Why you all think everything I say is about me

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Like

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I am not selfish

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I never been

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This is just a big misunderstanding of my character

marsh iris
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good skaven

sleek harness
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Don't call me that

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Fuck you

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I don't like pet names

cerulean dune
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im enjoying skitarii so much!! cant wait for hive scum in a few months!

sleek harness
marsh iris
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Fucking skaven

sleek harness
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I am not fucking

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What

twin flower
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ratman is ratting

marsh iris
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finally some good fucking skaven

sleek harness
marsh iris
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šŸ“

sleek harness
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You all can't make a joke about mewithout adding rat in it

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Even though I am not a rat

fading otter
marsh iris
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i never called you rat

oak tapir
twin flower
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I thought HD2 already had mechs

marsh iris
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šŸ˜‡

twin flower
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-# i dont play it

sleek harness
whole bough
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i got exploded by 1 barrel and flung into another exploding barrel which then blew me off the side of the map

sleek harness
marsh iris
sleek harness
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Because calling a skaven a rat is racist

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We don't like that

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Do you consider yourself a monkey?

whole bough
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skaven are hot whatever theyre called

sleek harness
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Is a monkey your bother?

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No

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It's a relative

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Not the same

whole bough
sleek harness
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It doesn't connect fully

whole bough
sleek harness
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What

brazen pelican
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Rat being extra angry today? :>

twin flower
sleek harness
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Slaaneshi I will fucking crush you to the ground

brazen pelican
sleek harness
marsh iris
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bought kcd2 since steam sale havent even installed

twin flower
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I had KCD 1, never finished it KEKW_ogryn

marsh iris
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kcd1 is enjoyable

fading otter
twin flower
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idk, i kinda got bored of it

delicate vapor
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O deer

marsh iris
brazen pelican
dire kayak
fading otter
twin flower
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had no idea what i was doing after leaving your village

sleek harness
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I feel no fear towards you freaks

lilac crag
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reconsider

brazen pelican
marsh iris
sleek harness
dire kayak
lilac crag
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reconsider.

sleek harness
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You are the least fearful

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You look like a femboy

dire kayak
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he should be afraid of me,,,,,,,

lilac crag
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i am not meant to be feared

dire kayak
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i bite really hard

sleek harness
lilac crag
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my staying power comes from my sword and my energy

sleek harness
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Thanks for letting me win the argument

brazen pelican
sleek harness
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Loser

delicate vapor
dire kayak
sleek harness
lilac crag
sleek harness
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It was from the past

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When I used to be on flamethrower duty

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I burnt so many civilians

lilac crag
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that sounds redundant and stupid

sleek harness
sleek harness
lilac crag
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wrong !

sleek harness
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That's yeah

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Easy

lilac crag
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i am joyous

sleek harness
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No sweat

dire kayak
lilac crag
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i will kill a rat today

delicate vapor
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Sisters boyfriends cat gave birth recently

sleek harness
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Don't be racist now

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I am the only one who can be racist

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And get away with it

lilac crag
sleek harness
#

That's my pronouns

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I don't feel insulted

amber delta
dire kayak
#

the offer to crucify skaven is still on the table

brazen pelican
#

Someone soothe that angry rat.

dire kayak
#

skaven shall die for our rat sins

sleek harness
lilac crag
#

i wish i could insult someone like skaven

amber delta
#

I should change my pfp to doorbell chud

lilac crag
#

but i fear destiny has

sleek harness
#

I am not taking blame for your sins

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As rats

#

Or whatever

delicate vapor
lilac crag
#

you take the blame for all my faults

brazen pelican
lilac crag
#

and you will become my penitent

#

ser

sleek harness
#

Laughable

lilac crag
#

not quite

sleek harness
#

I just let you insult me because I insult you

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It's a eye for a eye

lilac crag
#

im searching for a sparring partner actually

sleek harness
#

I thought you freaks knew that

dire kayak
lilac crag
#

i cant hit you.

dire kayak
#

awwhh

sleek harness
#

Hit her

dire kayak
lilac crag
#

i can not

brazen pelican
sleek harness
lilac crag
#

skaven, im going to tickle your teeth

sleek harness
#

Go on

sleek harness
#

The weirdest I got

lilac crag
#

indeed it is, but not the last one youll hear

#

goober is waiting for me on dt

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i bid you adieu

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good talk

sleek harness
#

But I do have sensitive teeth because specific teeth were removed with a circular saw and replaced with hard gel ones

sleek harness
#

Don't heart me

#

Ew

amber delta
sleek harness
#

No it's because I haven't been using them lately

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It's the left side of teeths

dire kayak
sleek harness
#

They were sensible one day so I stopped using them

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Which made them even more sensible

dire kayak
#

the dentists drilled a hole in one of my teeth and never patched it

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which made it really sensitive

sleek harness
#

That's cool

dire kayak
#

that was almost a year ago

amber delta
#

why did u let them do it

sleek harness
#

Did you do any surgery to fix that

twin flower
#

find a new dentist

sleek harness
twin flower
#

but why

sleek harness
#

So it's easier to sue them

#

They won't have a facility to hide behind

twin flower
#

wouldnt it be cheaper to just find a different better dentist KEKW_ogryn

sleek harness
#

You are missing the point

amber delta
#

I dont want a new dentist, I want to ruin the life of my current dentist

sleek harness
#

Therapist*

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Get it right

amber delta
#

I dont know any rapists

sleek harness
#

Too bad

#

You are going to the therapist

amber delta
#

WHAT DO U MEAN TOO BAD

lilac crag
sleek harness
#

I just said it

jaunty path
#

This wine is so ass

sleek harness
#

Don't you drink like

#

Whiskey

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Wine doesn't seem fitting for your behavior

amber delta
#

do you judge peoples drinking habits based on vibes

sleek harness
#

Yeah

amber delta
#

based

waxen sleet
#

If you put whiskey in a wine glass you can pretend you are classy?

sleek harness
#

Usually when you make your character you make the drinks they like based on their personality

#

The creator of Missus didn't thought of that

rare pulsar
#

Missus likes absinth

#

I bet

sleek harness
#

I think Missus drinks root beer from time to time

rare pulsar
#

Root beer is nice

sleek harness
#

Yeah because its a blankass beer

#

Of course it's great

#

It's like orange juice

rare pulsar
sleek harness
#

Everyone likes orange juice

rare pulsar
#

Did you just compare rootbeer and orange juice?!?

sleek harness
#

Yeah?

#

Do you have a better suggestion

waxen sleet
#

root beer to cream soda maybe?

sleek harness
#

The hell is cream soda

waxen sleet
#

root beer is soda made from sassasfras and cream soda is made from vanilla

#

sassafras*

marsh iris
#

apple juice

pseudo terrace
marsh iris
#

thats kinda cute

tawdry edge
waxen sleet
sleek harness
tawdry edge
marsh iris
#

what soda do you drink there

sleek harness
#

There where

marsh iris
#

in your area

#

local

#

in the vicinity

sleek harness
#

That's kind of racist

tawdry edge
#

I have the best soda in the world

sleek harness
#

You think we don't drink what you drink?

marsh iris
tawdry edge
#

Theres a type of soda

sleek harness
#

Lynxiee tell him

marsh iris
#

im racist to know about other peoples soda

tawdry edge
#

That only exists here in the latino america

sleek harness
#

Original

tawdry edge
#

GuaranĆ” Jesus

sleek harness
#

We drink Fanta

#

Original

#

We drink Pepsi

#

Original

tawdry edge
#

Skaven

waxen sleet
#

I miss Sierra Mist... Starry doesn't hit the same

marsh iris
tawdry edge
#

I have a question

sleek harness
#

Yeah?

tawdry edge
#

What is your favorite soda

sleek harness
#

Fanta

marsh iris
#

anyone had Sinalco?

sleek harness
#

I like orange

tawdry edge
#

Based

sleek harness
#

What is your's

dire kayak
tawdry edge
#

Any other answer I would've cut off your balls

pseudo terrace
#

Barqs root beer is king

tawdry edge
sleek harness
tawdry edge
tawdry edge
waxen sleet
sleek harness
#

But old

marsh iris
#

guarana extract

pseudo terrace
marsh iris
#

idk some drinks make it sound exotic with their guarana extracts

pseudo terrace
tawdry edge
dire kayak
#

i like it

dire kayak
#

i swear

marsh iris
#

i like that korean milk soda

#

Milkis

pseudo terrace
#

milk doesnā€™t need to be carbonated

tawdry edge
waxen sleet
# tawdry edge Eww

But a steak in a blender, and pour the BBQ soda on top? A Beef Slurry... true gamer food.

pseudo terrace
#

thatā€™s just a sin

marsh iris
#

just try it

#

though i doubt its milk flavor, more towards yogurty

pseudo terrace
#

i feel like carbonated milk would give me a tummy ache

tawdry edge
delicate vapor
pseudo terrace
marsh iris
pseudo terrace
#

the beef slurry and carbonated milk for the bev

#

now thatā€™s a mix that would make the earths core explode

waxen sleet
pseudo terrace
#

waffle fries are wack

#

a scam even

waxen sleet
pseudo terrace
#

that would ruin the fries

#

the best fry are curly fries tho

tawdry edge
marsh iris
#

fry dipped in sundae icecream

tawdry edge
#

Americans have ruined everything

pseudo terrace
#

a fry dipped in some icecream is actually goated tho

#

a common tradition amongst diner goers since the 40s

marsh iris
#

i bet it was intrusive thoughts when eating in the diner

sleek harness
#

The hell is that

pseudo terrace
#

whoever the brave soul who first tried it is a saint

tawdry edge
#

Its legit regular guaranĆ” but better

sleek harness
#

The drink

#

What

marsh iris
delicate vapor
sleek harness
#

Elios

#

Can you do me a favor

tawdry edge
sleek harness
marsh iris
waxen sleet
#

a fry dipped in a milkshake

marsh iris
#

god i hadnt had a milkshake in a while

tawdry edge
#

GuaranĆ” Kuat is good tho

pseudo terrace
#

strawberry milkshakes are so good

marsh iris
sleek harness
tawdry edge
sleek harness
#

On mobile is faster

waxen sleet
#

is Guarana anything like Jarritos?

pseudo terrace
#

thereā€™s a place near me that makes insanely good strawberry milkshakes that are in these massive styrofoam cups, itā€™s massive and only 5 bucks for the whole thing

marsh iris
#

i feel like cooking hashbrown and put a scoop of icecream on it rn

#

thanks chat

sleek harness
#

I am very helpful

marsh iris
pseudo terrace
#

mm mm mm

waxen sleet
marsh iris
wicked lance
#

i have a question, i cant choose when to join to the game, but if i join 3 sec after start, auric surv achiv does not progress, BUT IF I DIE THERE I LOSE ALL THE PROGRESS, WTF? randomly join in malestorm as only alive-die-START AGAIN, CAN FATSHARK BUY ME A NEW CHAIR? BECOUSE MY ASS IS ON FIRE

sleek harness
#

Can you speak normal

wicked lance
#

yes, when i am calm. I am sorry

marsh iris
#

this is your final warning grey name, next time you get eatened

#

also the game do be that way

waxen sleet
waxen sleet
wicked lance
#

so no answer? does it fair? 3 weeks already i am trying to do this achiv, i cant chose where to join, i failed to this random matchmaking so many times already, 3\5, 4\5, 5\5. if they dont want people to cheese game that way, so late join progress achiv, why does progres lost if you die there? its feels like with random people its just imposible, no matter how hard i try. I cant carry every run, when you spawn to half team dead, and other already left

jaunty path
#

You're trying to do an auric maelstrom 5 times in a row without dying?

wicked lance
#

yes

jaunty path
#

Ah.

#

Those are best done with friends unfortunately

wicked lance
#

i guess i will try latter to find team for that, thx, now i lost will to try again

gloomy tartan
#

-# cadia?

#

Cadia

feral vessel
#

either with friends or keep on gambling w/ pubs

gloomy tartan
#

CADIAAAAAAAAAAA

feral vessel
#

HOLD ON! WAIT! I JUST HIT THE JACKPOOOT

gloomy tartan
#

Tf was that

oak tapir
#

I mean slap a post in one of the LFG's

oak tapir
#

It was to the server voice channel

#

but wrong chat

gloomy tartan
#

Ah

south valve
#

Porn server

oak tapir
#

oh

crude garden
#

Good morning

south valve
#

Well, I assume

#

they usually are

oak tapir
#

It looked like someone mis posting a darktide voice chat link

#

But depending on your opion of the rejects this could be a porn server

feral vessel
# south valve Porn server

i got three, choose your poison:
A)alien plant noncon
B)also alien plant noncon
C)sexy lego bionicle mocs

oak tapir
#

Where's my

south valve
#

I don't know what lots of those words mean...

oak tapir
#

Daemons of the warp

south valve
#

šŸ˜Ø

oak tapir
#

smh

feral vessel
#

daemons are unattractice

south valve
#

What's a noncon?

feral vessel
#

they are also not real

oak tapir
feral vessel
#

go figure

oak tapir
#

if you know you know

#

or that

south valve
oak tapir
#

Kairos

south mica
#

feet weaver

oak tapir
#

and also belakor

south valve
#

N'Kari šŸ¤¤

oak tapir
#

Honestly

#

valid

south valve
#

What's a bionicle moc?

oak tapir
#

I don't like Slanesh

#

but that's valid

south valve
#

New from bionicle:

oak tapir
#

Bionicle is what it sounds like

#

moc is

#

my own creation

south valve
#

The lego things?

oak tapir
#

if I remeber correctly

oak tapir
feral vessel
tawdry edge
feral vessel
#

Bionicle is a line of lego

#

MOC means like

oak tapir
#

please do not fuck the bionocles

feral vessel
#

custom creation

oak tapir
#

yea thought as much

south valve
#

Oh right

feral vessel
#

and yeah
people make bionicles with boobs

#

really fucking detailed bionicles with boobs

south valve
#

You into some freaky shit, sergal

feral vessel
#

almost makes you ponder

feral vessel
south valve
#

šŸ‘ļø šŸ‘ļø
šŸ‘…

tawdry edge
south valve
#

Spin 2 win

tawdry edge
#

I am the motive force that keeps the entire world working

south valve
#

Atlas type shit

timber elk
#

TONIGHT. ON TOP GEAR.

Painted enforces arbites brutality on the local halo reach club.

Lynxie canā€™t decide to be a blood angels or something else entirely

And I spend 30,00$ dollars on poker at the inventory

tawdry edge
#

For some reason I stop rotating the entire world shall pause in place and the end of times shall start

#

The beast will be awakened, the sun blacked out and society as whole will collapse

feral vessel
south valve
tawdry edge
#

I'm just a concept beyond comprehension

timber elk
tawdry edge
oak tapir
#

Calm down Tzneetch

gloomy tartan
#

Yā€™all get freaky late at night

#

God damn

timber elk
#

I just said you canā€™t decide on what space marine you wanna be KEKW_ogryn KEKW_ogryn KEKW_ogryn

gloomy tartan
#

The big one

#

Be the big one

oak tapir
tawdry edge
south valve
#

The Imperium has 20 18 genders

timber elk
#

(Trust me I know. I canā€™t decide somedays if I wanna be a crimson fist or a salamander or a regular ultramarine)

marsh iris
#

darktide ping pong set wen

gloomy tartan
#

Either you park the car or your the parking spot

#

Family guy went over this allready

tawdry edge
gloomy tartan
#

Man the scale of Warhammer battles is so insane

timber elk
tawdry edge
#

My homebrew warband is lowkey a mixed shit of all my favorite factions put together

waxen sleet
#

Might I suggest the Angry Marines Chapter for homebrew?

gloomy tartan
#

Iā€™m a big fan of that part of space marine where they fight the big tzentch demon

dire kayak
gloomy tartan
#

They make the scale look so fuckint bigggg

tawdry edge
tawdry edge
timber elk
#

The only thing I can do is top gear memes

south valve
#

Okay so I had my google search about bionicles still open and I'm studying for history so I typed in "was the frg government-" and then it autofilled with "was the frg government a bionicle"

timber elk
#

Because Iā€™ve been watching too much top gear

tawdry edge
#

Im currently writing my own warband and im stupid as fugg

timber elk
tame ferry
#

Anyone doing Havoc missions?

tawdry edge
timber elk
fading otter
dire kayak
#

i want chaos cults to have minis so bad

timber elk
#

Where each marine is beautifully customized armore

dire kayak
#

give us a daemonhost and sick cultists pleaseeee

oak tapir
tawdry edge
#

Like apparently the biggest space marine legion during the heresy barely reached 200k

gloomy tartan
#

They optimized that big tzentch fight good in soace marine

#

Having all that shit on screen

#

Making distant soldiers have no faces lol

tawdry edge
#

Space Marine 2 is a marine power trip

gloomy tartan
#

It wasnā€™t him tho fight

#

It was a avatar

#

Dnd does same thing

tawdry edge
#

The lord of change couldve wiped out half the army with a snap

gloomy tartan
#

You get avatars of gods to fight j that too

oak tapir
#

a lord of change should nuke a space marine

#

lol

timber elk
#

Also

#

Iā€™ve been playing space marine 1

gloomy tartan
#

It wasnā€™t tzentch tho right just one of his avatars?

timber elk
#

Mastercrafted editon

gloomy tartan
#

Like the chaos gods canā€™t exist in full power and entirety right?

tawdry edge
oak tapir
timber elk
#

Itā€™s still fantastic to play

oak tapir
#

That was not chaos god

tawdry edge
potent sage
#

šŸ˜­

timber elk
tawdry edge
#

The material realm would explode trying to cope with their existence

gloomy tartan
#

Itā€™s like Tiamat in dnd showing up with her avatar

#

Somehow beating avatars of gods who could oneshot us

#

Because

#

Plot

tawdry edge
#

Their actual names and titles are impossible to comprehend

gloomy tartan
#

I feel like tzentch would allways have new names

#

They the god of change right

timber elk
#

Because with the recent peturabo lore. Itā€™s stated or implied the reason why he wasnā€™t around for so long is because he doesnā€™t have a door to go through I.e a chaos god to give him access. So his sons are gonna cause as much chaos as possible for him to walk through

potent sage
gloomy tartan
#

Shouldnt tzentch be a ever changing god

tawdry edge
gloomy tartan
#

In name and visual appearance

timber elk
gloomy tartan
#

Chaotic change without any meaning?

oak tapir
tawdry edge
oak tapir
#

that's exactly what they are

gloomy tartan
#

I ask because I only know of tzentch as bird schemer man

tawdry edge
#

But

#

Daemons do have names

timber elk
tawdry edge
#

Its how people get control over them

gloomy tartan
#

I only seen tzentch portrayed one way

tawdry edge
dire kayak
#

hnmm

#

do i play helldivers or hang myself from my ceiling fan

timber elk
tawdry edge