general-chat

[fair bridge]

it's certainly a very pretty app, just hope it works as good as it looks

[shy sandal]

I got so used to using a 21x9 monitor, that i can't go back

[patent grove]

Sounds like a skills issue

[fair bridge]

it's network subnetting

CIDR notation, all of it

[little marten]

ChatGPT

[fair bridge]

fucking hate this stupid shit why can't i just use a cheat sheet

like everyone else does

exams are so dumb

[patent grove]

They are dumb but i miss taking them

[fair bridge]

take mine

i've got a 91 in this class i could not give a shit

[fiery wave]

I just am used to that and they are better budgetwise anyway considering a 3060 ti.

[visual vortex]

I remember having a good monitor

[somber stream]

I don't miss tests, learn on the job is great lol

[delicate vapor]

[visual vortex]

But i got angry at terraria or something

[fair bridge]

i like projects

[visual vortex]

Grabbed monitor

[fair bridge]

essays are ok

[visual vortex]

Brokey

[fair bridge]

tests can choke

[visual vortex]

This nee monitor is better because it has survived me grabbing it and not breaking

[patent grove]

Essays are nice because you can bs your way to a good grade

[lilac crag]

second havoc 40 cleared

[visual vortex]

Essays are the best because the questions always seem to try to fuck you over

[hazy kestrel]

Tf you mean “bs” your way to a good grade

No one has any standards anymore >:(

Back in my day we used to actually care about the quality of our work.

[visual vortex]

I bullshit the question part but try on the essay

[hazy kestrel]

And by “We,” I mean me, because everyone else was always along shortcuts like the “C’s get degrees” scum they were

[clever horizon]

chill unc

[lilac crag]

hi mallow

[hazy kestrel]

No

[fair bridge]

hello darling

[mystic fossil]

but the teacher hates your guts so you genuinely get 60%

[patent grove]

Back in my day? Are you a fossil

[hazy kestrel]

This lack of effort nowadays is what has likely contributed to Gen Alpha not knowing how to read

[lilac crag]

darling?

explodes you

[hazy kestrel]

Bro. I just graduated with my MBA last summer >:(

[visual vortex]

I think it's more of a case of a lack of wars

[hazy kestrel]

We’ve had plenty of those

[visual vortex]

Not as much nowadays

[patent grove]

That could put you in any age bracket

[visual vortex]

People have never known how to care for children

Wars raised them

[hazy kestrel]

Not even lmao

Barely any fossils ever go back to college

[patent grove]

I will

[visual vortex]

I will not

[patent grove]

I have a year and a half left to finish my degree

[hazy kestrel]

Once you fuck it up once, why bother wasting another 20 grand minimum per semester?

Just do it right the first time smh

[visual vortex]

Or just dont do it at all

[patent grove]

Gi bill

[visual vortex]

Just because people tell you that this is a good choice doesnt mean it actually is

[mystic fossil]

20 grand per semester? what the fuck?

[hazy kestrel]

Local colleges go brrrrrr

[patent grove]

This is also a valid choice

[mystic fossil]

no wonder student debt is atrocious

[hazy kestrel]

Oh I have no debt

Scholarships also go brrrr

[mystic fossil]

[visual vortex]

Yeah most people go to college and get high or whatever idk

And then get debt

[mystic fossil]

WE should all meet at ASU guys

[hazy kestrel]

I can’t imagine having gone to one of those cushy Ivy League schools and being 40k or more in debt for the same quality of education I received at the university I went to.

[visual vortex]

And then also not getting a good job lmao

Poor harvard students

[mystic fossil]

40k per semester? does this include like dorming and food and shit?

[hazy kestrel]

Yeah

[visual vortex]

Yeah

[mystic fossil]

still atrocious

[hazy kestrel]

But it’s not worth it to pay more for the same quality education

[mystic fossil]

join military-> get out-> free education

[patent grove]

Invest that money into buying land and farming

[visual vortex]

That's my intention

[mystic fossil]

god i need to get out of this fucking city

that's the life right there living out on some farm away from shit

[mystic fossil]

gl

[visual vortex]

Thx

[patent grove]

Joined military, did 4 years, honorable discharge, they turned around and tried to claim I was never in the service, fought me for multiple years

Has to get a US Senator involved

[visual vortex]

Yeah id like to see them try that with the mfs that go there for 20 years

[mystic fossil]

?? how do they claim you were not in service?? how does that even work

[visual vortex]

Yeah just say nuh uh

[patent grove]

Tried to say they had no record of me serving

[mystic fossil]

i mean like surely they don't have unaccounted for personeel on base right so like shouldn't there have been records? god bureacracy is SHIT

[marsh iris]

20 karking grand

[shy sandal]

I got a 3060, been thinking of upgrading it in the future, but i need the money

[fair bridge]

4060 ti here

its neat

i wish i bought the 16GB VRAM version though

im laaaaazy

[patent grove]

Xbox, series X, used by the most professions videogamers world wide, 4k, 240fps

[somber stream]

RTX6000s series will no longer have a GPU

Instead, it's a hyperspeed relay to the nearest Cloud station

[mystic fossil]

laptop gamer here

[somber stream]

So you can play your games with 0.1ms without having to use too much energy on your own rig!

[shy sandal]

Great, so my PC won't work when my internet goes offline. Like every fucking household appliance nowadays

[somber stream]

We are not responsible for your financial and internet situation <3

[old lichen]

am i the only one that feels like dreg captains are somewhat not counted as boss? they don't do the sound cue when dying, don't drop tech remnants and only don't get hit by thunderhammer

[fair bridge]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gWEN1XoE5NE

What Does A Tiny Kitten Do When He Finds A Sleeping Golden Retriever Puppy

[tawdry edge]

[fair bridge]

NO

[hazy kestrel]

It’s stuff like this why I’ll never join the military. They use you up, spit you out, and all you get out of it is potentially PTSD and the like, as well as them trying to pull shit like this.

[fair bridge]

tajhts no9t what he does

[tawdry edge]

[shy sandal]

Idk, the less i can depend on a big tech to make my stuff work, the better

[hazy kestrel]

No thanks, I’d rather not throw away my life for the schemes of our politicians.

[patent grove]

You'll rent cloud processing power to use on your micro deck, that you operate from inside your rented shipping container fab home, writing code for a mega corp alongside your supervisor, who is an AI

[fair bridge]

[marsh iris]

[crystal osprey]

man

[somber stream]

Big Corpo execs came reading this

[crystal osprey]

if i did a lot of damage to everything and we lost and i stayed close to team its not necessarily my fault right

[somber stream]

Everything's a subscription service nowadays

[tawdry edge]

[hazy kestrel]

A loss is a team-wide issue

In my opinion, everyone shares the blame.

[crystal osprey]

so i dont need to hard carry

[tawdry edge]

Not always

[hazy kestrel]

No

[hazy kestrel]

You’re right

[crystal osprey]

i mean its not their fault either

[tawdry edge]

Theres always gonna be a situation where someone was at fault for the team to lose

[hazy kestrel]

There are some clear exceptions

[crystal osprey]

they died to a captain

and it was a bit cooked afterwards

[wind hornet]

It's always your fault to lose a game

you could've soloed

[marsh iris]

everything will be centralized
everything will be subscription based
everything will be cloud
everyone will be happy

[wind hornet]

get better and solo that shit

[lilac crag]

my humble opinion is that if the team dies I just didn't solo hard enough

[crystal osprey]

i tried...

[somber stream]

Colour makes us hungry, hungry makes us human, EVERY DEMOGRAPHIC

[patent grove]

Practice is still practice

[hazy kestrel]

Licht. What the fuck are you talking about?

[tawdry edge]

There's a guy who has an idea to stop this kind of stuff from happening
His name is Johnny Silverhand

[crystal osprey]

alexander can u tell me how to get better

[lilac crag]

Hell is Full, Blood is Fuel

( No, sorry )

[marsh iris]

Wake the fuck up samurai!

[somber stream]

Maybe if you scroll up and read

[hazy kestrel]

Nah

[shy sandal]

I feel like that will never go away. But, as long as it is worth it to pay for a membership, i don't see a problem.

The issue is when you pay more monthly than it would cost you to just... Buy a DVD or the software yourself.

Like, CSP. The subscription model they sell isn't worth at all, i just bought the program

[somber stream]

Then don't ask silly questions

[hazy kestrel]

Your statement still doesn’t make sense

[shy sandal]

And, tbf i hear a lot of people are migrating to Krita now

[hazy kestrel]

Even after reading Garut’s cursed future projection

[shy sandal]

Since it's open source

[somber stream]

Adobe used to be a one-time purchase thing

[marsh iris]

Corporations: You do not have my subscription to die!

[tawdry edge]

Burn data centers!!!!
Threaten corpos!!!!
Hunt the CEOs!!!!

[hazy kestrel]

Maybe I’m just too tired at work to comprehend your ramblings atm.

[somber stream]

The moment they smell profit, it'll switch to subscription, same applied for Paintool Sai

[shy sandal]

The only reason people use adobe is because companies want to force it as an industry standard

[tawdry edge]

KILL MAIM BURN

KILL MAIM BURN

[somber stream]

It is the industry standard

[shell goblet]

ditch your subscription services and set up a plex server with your friends in 2026 omfg

do not be paying for that shit

[marsh iris]

i like this version of licht

[somber stream]

No ecosystem out there is as powerful as adobe

[lilac crag]

CLEANSE! BURN! PURGE!

[shy sandal]

For illustration and animation, not so much. CSP has been taking that market recently

[fair bridge]

i tink i will play Dark Tide

[shy sandal]

Comics too

[tawdry edge]

No

[marsh iris]

they have all your artistic properties stored securely in their cloud

[fiery wave]

Ah, yeah, 1920x1080 gaming only if you wanna game. Heh.

[somber stream]

Freelance and semi-professional maybe. You will still find adobe in every major studio you go to

[marsh iris]

just in case you die without next of kin.... oh well

[somber stream]

CSP is good, but it's not Photoshop good, not by a long shot

[marsh iris]

use GIMP

[tawdry edge]

Use paint

[shell goblet]

and our data is totally secure on the cloud, right ?

[marsh iris]

[fair bridge]

just make ur own cloud weezo

[marsh iris]

paint is actually good in win 11

a silver lining

[visual vortex]

Use paint 3d

[tawdry edge]

just get inspiration from Johnny Silverhand

[marsh iris]

the paint have layers

[tawdry edge]

A nuke will always fix any problems

[shy sandal]

Honestly, we need to normalize using adobe alternatives.

[tawdry edge]

Violence is not the answer, its the solution and the only language the elite will understand

[patent grove]

I was just gonna say Johnny had a point until he used a nuke in a crowded city

[marsh iris]

create a superweapon to turn the earth crust inside out

[somber stream]

I agree

[shy sandal]

The tool is only as good as the hands that use it

[tawdry edge]

Sacrifices have to be made

[marsh iris]

rock star extremist

[somber stream]

But it's the same issue as Steam and other competitor these day, their structure and ecosystem is too well laid out and enormous that it's the standard for PC gaming. A new suite that covers media, video editing and designing will have to be something different and revolutionary to compete with adobe

[shy sandal]

Johnny Silverhand is a narcissist asshole larping as an anti government anarchist. The game makes that very clear

[marsh iris]

[shy sandal]

The difference between steam and adobe is that steam is very consumer friendly

[patent grove]

With an unreliable pov

[marsh iris]

it's very hard to see it behind keanu reeves

[somber stream]

I'm talking scale and user reliance, user experience aside

[fiery wave]

To be fair, you can find many free alternatives like Krita for painting/drawing.

[lilac crag]

so i should beat you up

[shy sandal]

His whole arch in the game is about helping him fix all the people that were hurt in the process of his impulsive selfish behaviour

Prolly because your personality and his blended to the point he actually feels remorse now from doing all of that

[marsh iris]

[shy sandal]

Was just talking aboht krita a while ago. People really like it cause it's open source

[shy sandal]

Good point

Funny thing, i got used to saying "Good point" instead of "Fair Enough". Because someone pointed out once "How is that 'fair' ? And not correct?"

[fiery wave]

Thing is, it's also a decent program. You get everything for free.

[shy sandal]

I don't mind paying for stuff as long as it is worth it.

Which is why i don't have an issie with stuff like Bethesda's Creations.

As long as they aren't overpriced garbage, it's basically a way to officially support mod authors for stuff they usually did with no monetary incentive

They keep the game alive, and bethesda helps them monetarily through multiple platforms, it's a good system

[somber stream]

The current suite i'm using is paid for by company and i bitch on a monthly basis about it with Nurgle here, even if the money didn't came out of my pocket lol

[fiery wave]

I still think it's better to be free, with a donate link for most parts if there's no underlying systems for it.

[somber stream]

As for drawing with the thing, .PSD file is the industry standard, can't go anywhere without it. I would love to switch to a different software but the needs i have for industry-related works will always redirect me back to Adobe

[tight pine]

I feel like being a voidcraft is boring

[shy sandal]

Honestly, i can see your point of view, but i also believe that officially displaying the mods helps them reach more audiences.

Like, people on consoles can download the mods or buy them now. That wasn't a feature until a while ago. So it increases visibility and reach.

[patent grove]

What's that

[tight pine]

Idk

[marsh iris]

yeah big companies required to use corporate license here

things like adobe is ""friendlier" payment wise

[shy sandal]

CSP can both export and open PSD files if i remember correctly.

But honestly, if you're not paying for it, it's not that rough

[obtuse oak]

Larian did this for BG3 but still kept the mods free.

Bethesda made a choice to monetise that system

[little marten]

YOU CAN CHARGE ME FOR A MOD

I JUST WONT PAY

[patent grove]

Conscioisness embedded inside a transdimensional capable craft

[shy sandal]

My old Job used to pirate CorelDraw and Autocad

[somber stream]

It can open the file and retain the layers, just not the complex features that only photoshop has like smart objects or layers adjustments

[fiery wave]

Even then, there shouldn't need a forced payment because devs want a % of it. It should exist as a choice of free to a donation to paid.

[patent grove]

Coreldraw holy crap

[little marten]

No cap guys how do I use the plasma gun

[regal jasper]

im dying

[marsh iris]

hi dying im dead

[marsh iris]

hold left click you're shooting
release left click you're not

[shy sandal]

Yes, and the choice was made, as i said. As a way to finnancially support mod authors.

Paying for a paid mod usually generates more income than posting something for free, hoping the person looks at who made the mod, click on their other socials, and ponder if they want to donate or not for the work that person made.

I'm not dumb to think Bethesda doesn't get a cut of sales, but, as long as the mod author is also getting a cut, and they're selling a mod for a fair price to what it offers, i don't see a problem with the system.

If you'd prefer not to pay for the mod, but still donate to the author, the choice is also there, it hasn't been taken away.

[somber stream]

If you're working for a studio and they offer paid account, noice. You get to learn a new and powerful tool without having to pay. If you're freelancing however

🏴‍☠️

Yarr harr

Companies in Europe can't have crack installed else they'd be sued to kingdom come. Individuals though, Adobe don't go after them

[shy sandal]

No, my old job didn't allow us to get the tools to use them at home, so you'd have to basically watch youtube tutorials on mute whole at work, or watch them at home without the software to train, amd hope you got it correct

[marsh iris]

lets make a conglomerate of individuals outside the system

[shy sandal]

My old job was such bullshit

[little marten]

Jacked up prices so businesses pay, the ..

[fiery wave]

The real reason for being free is... How would you feel if you paid for a buggy mod that may or may not be fixed if the game gets updated.

[obtuse oak]

Rule 8

[little marten]

She really is!

[marsh iris]

uh mods

[somber stream]

To be faaair, jobs would assume you already know how to work the software since.. well it's a job. Unless it's some homebrew hyperspecific soft that they cooked up

[shy sandal]

I told them i wasn't profecient with them day one, at the interview, and they hired me anyways

[fiery wave]

Basically for the rich.

[somber stream]

It was the sketchy one you told me about in the past right?

[obtuse oak]

Rule 8

[somber stream]

Yeah they don't keen on workers..

[little marten]

Sorry

[somber stream]

Oh shit let's switch topic

[little marten]

I’m scrubbing boss I’m scrubbing

[somber stream]

IT'S GETTING TOO IRL

[marsh iris]

corpodoomposting

[little marten]

I actually thought rule 8 was you dropping your verdict on the bot lmao

[crystal osprey]

i died

i just died in a mission

[blazing hawk]

Why does Mortis randomly give you the archetypes

Dude I fucking want death dealer

[shy sandal]

Prolly upset and frustrated, and then complain to the author since i paid for it.

That being said, i do tend to tinker a lot with mods so usually if there's an issue or a feature i want. I just do it myself, so. I'm not the best person to ask that

[lilac crag]

hhiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

[shy sandal]

I spent 3 days adding cloth physics to a cape that came with a armor mod, because the cape looked very cool, but stiff, since vanilla skyrim

[fiery wave]

True, but most people won't be able to tinker. I can, at best, tinker with the numbers in more... 'open text' type mods.

[regal jasper]

hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

[shy sandal]

Still gotta polish the girl version of the cape, but the male one looks nice

[regal jasper]

[little marten]

Ah shit Ive not been respecting rule 8 at all

[somber stream]

What even is rule 8

[shy sandal]

Playing Fallout 4 made me very savvy with Outfit Studio and xEdit

[regal jasper]

damn, that flu just messed me up

[little marten]

Don’t encourage illegal things

[crystal osprey]

i understand the rotten armor hate now

[somber stream]

Time to be a nerd and read the rulez

[lilac crag]

[obtuse oak]

Welcome to the club

[crystal osprey]

im quite new to the game so i didnt experience it fully until now

[little marten]

We must.

[crystal osprey]

it SUCKS.

[regal jasper]

[fiery wave]

Ah. Never played it. Been too expensive and CBA.

[lilac crag]

rotten armor should actually be rotten instead of better

[shy sandal]

Still gotta learn how to use creation kit though

[fiery wave]

Rot+Stimms? Rot+Regen?

[somber stream]

"Any memes posted MUST be Darktide or 40K related. Unrelated memes will be deleted " It's so over 🥀

[fair bridge]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WuyG_kRgnEk

[fiery wave]

Rot+Blight where your FPS is perma sub 30?

[shy sandal]

What's CBA?

[crystal osprey]

YES

[fiery wave]

Can't be arsed.

[little marten]

More concerning is the no advertisements since I’m always self marketing 😔😔😔

[crystal osprey]

rot + blight is so lame

[fiery wave]

Super unoptimized. Like... Rot is lowered FPS, Blight is MASSIVELY lowered FPS... You combo both.

Fatshark, 5 FPS isn't fun to play.

[little marten]

I think we are ok tho I think we’ve danced with some soft rules

[shy sandal]

I would try modding Darktide, but i feel that would be pretty hard.

I'll give credit where it's due. Bethesda makes their games incredibly easy to modify

[marsh iris]

just learned about ryan gosling eating cereal lore, kinda sad

[little marten]

But now I am wise, and will serve this great natio-.. discord with the gumption and guile you elected me for.

[obtuse oak]

Real shit. I hope it gets changed

[fiery wave]

Likely to keep the whole... Fans fix their games.

[obtuse oak]

Much easier than it seems

[marsh iris]

lol nerd ☝️ 🤓

[little marten]

That is a rule 4 infraction. Cease and desist.

[somber stream]

Rule 1 violator

MOOOODS

[lilac crag]

MODS

MODS

KILL HIM

[marsh iris]

🖕

[little marten]

Take this block fodder away

[obtuse oak]

Aussiemon is the modder who created the framework that allows the game to be patched. That's the first thing you download. You put it in the game file directory. Then you download the mods you want and put them in the mod folder in the game file directory. Then you list the names of the mods in a text file in the game file directory. Then you run the little file that comes with the framework to patch the game to allow mods. Repeat after every update. And voilà, you've modded darktide.

[fiery wave]

Wait... Doesn't this mean some ppl have been flouting the ENGLISH ONLY rule?

[crystal osprey]

what if instead of rotten armor we had cleaned up armor

shiny armor

[shy sandal]

Like, porting models and making them behave well with the game. Or just UI stuff

[fair bridge]

this information is outdated. you no longer need to manually add mods to a text file. auto mod loader does that for you, and organizes them as well.

[fiery wave]

This is the opposite of Nurgle though.

[obtuse oak]

Oh I didn't know about that, cool

I've been doing it the old-fashioned way so far

[fair bridge]

AML is the shit

[shy sandal]

The ui stuff is cool, but like, what if i want to add some cool armor piece from another 40k game into darktide?

[little marten]

is there a way to power level masteries without playing the minigame

[fair bridge]

https://www.nexusmods.com/warhammer40kdarktide/mods/246

[shy sandal]

[obtuse oak]

I don't think they've got that working

[lilac crag]

not possible

[obtuse oak]

But there is something called for the drip! that lets you mix all of the armor parts already in the game

You can make a lot of cool custom shit

Only visible to you ofc.

[lilac crag]

there's also a... specific mod... that let's you use a characters voice while being a different personality

which is stupid and annoying and often spammed

[shy sandal]

Engine or legal limitations

[marsh iris]

VACUUM CAPSOOL

[lilac crag]

but then you get cool shit like

making your dog grow 10x in size

[lilac crag]

I believe engine

[marsh iris]

engine of woe

[lilac crag]

people do make WW1 weapon models work in DT as a customization mod

but haven't seen different game cosmetics in dt

[shy sandal]

That would prolly be shut down really fast too by GW and Tencent, lol

[somber stream]

Alternating weapons model client-side only shouldn't affect them at all

[marsh iris]

i really like FTD but mods keeps crashing on me after a while then i gave up

[shy sandal]

It would affect slop shop sales though, wouldn't it?

[obtuse oak]

There are cosmetics mods already

[somber stream]

Like the current FTD or EWC?

[sleek harness]

No it's a mod

[obtuse oak]

They haven't clamped down on anything

[somber stream]

Yeah it's client-side only

[obtuse oak]

Just not mods that use external asserts

[shy sandal]

That's... Honestly really cool of them

[sleek harness]

Really cool that I can make my ogryn look like a Space Marine only for myself

[hazy kestrel]

I’m so cooked.

[sleek harness]

Personamen

[hazy kestrel]

I got a new responsibility

Directly from my Boss’s Boss.

[marsh iris]

congratulations

[sleek harness]

Take care of their children?

[hazy kestrel]

No

[shy sandal]

I might try FTD just because the Arbites selection is... Rough

[marsh iris]

more moneeeyyyy

[hazy kestrel]

Lmao

No

[sleek harness]

You seem like the nanny type

[marsh iris]

man....

[hazy kestrel]

I don’t even think it relates to my department either

[dire kayak]

meow,,,,,,

[hazy kestrel]

I mean. Technically it does

But uh

[little marten]

rise up

[sleek harness]

Is it about doing more job

[little marten]

be your own boss

[sleek harness]

Goober

[hazy kestrel]

I’m not insurance jargon savvy yet

I’m so cooked

[little marten]

join the nurgle game elite business course today

[hazy kestrel]

:(

[marsh iris]

more responsibility or else....

[obtuse oak]

This is where you refer to your job description and responsibilities as outlined in your contract

[sleek harness]

Corporations want us to have a job anarchy

[hazy kestrel]

Turn me around, this side is done cooking

[sleek harness]

Let's all be on the same level

[little marten]

THE DAMN CORPORATIONS WANT US EATING BIG MACS AND LUSTING OVER OUR SIBLINGS

[obtuse oak]

Responsibilities outside your current remit can be carried out after a contract and salary renegotiation and a new job title.

[little marten]

ITS TIME WE HIT THEM WHERE IT HURTS AND OVERRUN OUR LOCAL SUBWAY™

[sleek harness]

Okay that's a your problem now

[hazy kestrel]

Lol. Lmao even. Hank I need to keep my job.

[sleek harness]

I ain't

[hazy kestrel]

I don’t want to rock the boat

[sleek harness]

I ain't defending you on that

[hazy kestrel]

:(

[obtuse oak]

Are you American?

[hazy kestrel]

Yes :(

[somber stream]

American job market is wild

[obtuse oak]

Oh my sympathies

Nevermind then

[somber stream]

Do or die babyyyy

[hazy kestrel]

Thank ye

[sleek harness]

Personamen you should become a nanny

[hazy kestrel]

No

[sleek harness]

It's easy

[hazy kestrel]

No

[sleek harness]

You just stare at a kid

[hazy kestrel]

No

[sleek harness]

Why not

[marsh iris]

when company hold your job hostage by giving more work

[sleek harness]

It isn't too manly for you?

Damn Personamen

[drowsy lynx]

I just got out of a meeting where I asked my supervisor for a raise and he told me he's taken a pay cut four years in a row

[sleek harness]

I thought you were better

[little marten]

americans when they find out they're allowed an hour of the day for themselves and not their employer

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YQS2Vh5KJxY

[hazy kestrel]

That’s weird, Skaven.

[drowsy lynx]

American job market be like

[sleek harness]

Becoming a nanny?

So weird of you to say that

[hazy kestrel]

Yeah

I don’t want to

[shy sandal]

I'm going to college again, hopefully i do find some work at my area and won't have to rely on freelance anymore

[sleek harness]

I am not forcing you

Why are you acting like I am forcing you

Weirdo

[somber stream]

Unfortunately this meme is not darktide related and is currently violating rule 06, please remove immediately

[hazy kestrel]

Imma be real with you pal

I have 3 degrees and it still took my forever to land a job after college

It was rough.

[marsh iris]

Doomman

[hazy kestrel]

Don’t go in expecting a degree to solve your problems

[chrome willow]

maybe 4 was the lucky number

[fading otter]

If rule 11 was actually enforced steadily half the regulars here would be gone

[little marten]

me when i get timed out in darktide discord for a rule violation and the femboy conversation starts

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ZnOfdpOEZQ

[subtle lark]

just a question it is normal that smart app in the computer mess up with darktide ? sometime he block a element from darktide mostly the easy anti cheat then the game don't work

[sleek harness]

Wardens would also be banned

[south valve]

We would turn to dust like Infinity War

[hazy kestrel]

What also stinks is that I can’t hear well out of my right ear today

[sleek harness]

Because they keep taking about politics and religion

[sleek harness]

Painted

[south valve]

That's me

[sleek harness]

That isn't you

[hazy kestrel]

So I really only understood half of what went on in the impromptu new responsibilities meeting :(

[somber stream]

"Also please don't discuss political topics or controversal irl events"
The lore channel:

[hybrid prawn]

Imma be real with you doc
Taking a license and only doing masters or PhD while at the job to get a superior role is statistically the best path

[south valve]

What the hell goes on in lore?

[chrome willow]

femboys

whatever that is

[marsh iris]

i forgot lore channel existed

[hybrid prawn]

We discussing fictional controversial events

[shy sandal]

I know. I'm not expecting anything grand, but, damn, it seems even the entry level jobs are getting rough to... Enter

I'm 25 currently, graduated last year, and now I'm looking for a major in animation, so hopefully i can get into the market.

[hybrid prawn]

Cause we don't have the whole context

So technically not breaking the rule

[little marten]

There's only one rule on this server.

Don't fall in love.

And im sorry officers.. I've broke it

[hazy kestrel]

It’s not just bad, it’s “You need 5 years of experience for an entry level job” bad

[shy sandal]

Like, maybe get an internship through college and work from there

Till then, i guess I'll sell commissions and work on my portfolio

[sleek harness]

Who you fell in love with

Because I am very sorry for that person

[chrome willow]

one word: tesla calls

[south valve]

Bit rude

[marsh iris]

Rat bite

[sleek harness]

Stfu I am going to shoot you

Then we can have tea

[south valve]

The Brazilian way and then the British way

I like this idea

[shy sandal]

Rants... Lots of rants

[hazy kestrel]

Throws your tea into the harbor

[marsh iris]

and then we

[sleek harness]

I didn't even liked tea

[shy sandal]

That is vile

[sleek harness]

I had brought energetics to the tea party

[south valve]

I don't actually know a thing about Brazil

so permission to punch me in the face

[sleek harness]

I ain't telling you shit

[shy sandal]

You want the TL;DR?

[sleek harness]

Just to make it clear

[south valve]

Sure

[sleek harness]

Though if you paid...

[hazy kestrel]

On the bright side. I do have about 3 weeks to figure this new project out

:)

[crystal osprey]

if i do a bajillion damage

[hazy kestrel]

On the downside

[crystal osprey]

can i consider i did something

[marsh iris]

make it or break it pal

[hazy kestrel]

I have to go through like 100 insurance contracts searching for signatures

:(

[patent grove]

don't talk about fight club

[hazy kestrel]

Best I can do is make it, but be broken by the end of it. Or something.

[left swan]

just curious, does the game spawn less enemies when you're alone?

[sleek harness]

No

[south valve]

Skaven P.I. For Hire

new boomer shooter

[sleek harness]

That's

That's horrible

[shy sandal]

In the South you have all the gays and the racists coexisting together. In the south east you have 90% of the crime. The south west and center west is just a bunch of country folk, north and northwest are a giant jungle, and north east is a bunch of beaches and droughts paradoxically.

[south valve]

Oh...

[somber stream]

Confine to me the name and i shall be your personal cupid in this endeavour, for love, is just

[dire kayak]

oouugghhhhhggg

[left swan]

Lowkey tho, I was playing H40 the other day, and there was this hive scum left alive and compared to when there are 4 players...he was running around in a ghost town, 2 bosses tho but 0 enemy next to them.

[south valve]

Not so different to England after all

[shy sandal]

@sleek harness back me up on this one

[sleek harness]

I think you inverted the map

[dire kayak]

im "thugging it out" as the kids would say

[little marten]

i cant tehe

[crystal osprey]

HEY girl save me

[shy sandal]

Nah, RIO is legit why we have high crime statistics

[south valve]

Movie with birds

[marsh iris]

is that why the jesus statue overlooking

[shy sandal]

Beautiful state, just very dangerous

[shy sandal]

Yes

[crystal osprey]

why does everyone i run into have a boltgun

[hazy kestrel]

Because it’s fun

[lilac crag]

bolt
weapons
fuck

[marsh iris]

no???

[lilac crag]

shrimple as

[marsh iris]

oh i misread as suck

[crystal osprey]

are they good

[lilac crag]

Neanderthal /j

[drowsy lynx]

This shooter makes da loudest sound

[lilac crag]

yes

[graceful hamlet]

It’s like the only game that gets Bolters right

[drowsy lynx]

Accurate, can hurt carapace, decent ammo economy, staggers in an aoe

[echo sonnet]

Did anybody else make the mistake of buying the stupid Arbites cosmetic upgrade pack instead of the dlc pack?

[marsh iris]

i like boltgun

[lilac crag]

@zenith glade found the stupid .

[shy sandal]

Me

[echo sonnet]

The correct person would be me as I just accidentally bought the stupid skin pack for arbities instead of the dlc pack.

[marsh iris]

vrooo so that was your issue

[echo sonnet]

Its so stupid to confuse them

[echo sonnet]

Yes

[nocturne bloom]

Finally got my new bank card, took a whole week to send to me

[shy sandal]

It happens

[echo sonnet]

Its stupid I thought I was buying the arbitrator but nope it was the fucking cosmetic pack

[drowsy lynx]

It really shouldn't let you buy that without the character unlocked wtf

[patent grove]

Oof

[echo sonnet]

My point excatly. Not that I think new classes should be locked behind paywalls

[marsh iris]

fatshark!!!!!

[somber stream]

POIs with Aquilas when

[marsh iris]

person of interest

[echo sonnet]

Never apart from the event I missed when I took a 2 year hiatus after quiting darktide due to Fatsharks BS.

[shy sandal]

Oh i thought you said who was stupid enough to buy the cosmetic upgrade, not confuse the two.

But, hey, maybe you were just tired or a bit off and made an accident, happens to the best of us

[somber stream]

Twice a year, that's a THOUSAND AQUILAS in total

[echo sonnet]

I bought it at 10pm last night thinking I bought the arbities pack for 7 CAD

[somber stream]

Such generousity is unheard of

[shy sandal]

You should try asking for a refund if possible, explain the situation

[marsh iris]

did you get the 5 dollar 4000 aquila pack

[shy sandal]

Steam usually is lenient on stuff like this

[echo sonnet]

I just got the refund and bought the proper pack

[crystal osprey]

i wish i had aquilas

[somber stream]

Hail Gaben

[echo sonnet]

On the other hand I think locking that class and the hive ganger behind paywalls is a stupid monetisation scheme on itself. But that's neither here nor there.

[drowsy lynx]

Yeah I would have rather gotten it for free and spent that money on more cosmetics for those classes

But for that, they'd need more cosmetics for those classes

[visual vortex]

Doesnt count as a monopoly if your opponents fucking kill themselves

[nocturne bloom]

Discord kitten time

[echo sonnet]

Its not even that. They could of done like Apex Legends does new characters by giving you a premium currency option that gets you the character now or grinding out in game currency

[drowsy lynx]

Hi fish man

[visual vortex]

Hi jawa

[echo sonnet]

Like how proper live service games do

I mean Space Marine 2 dropped techmarine for free and funded the new class via microtransactions

[drowsy lynx]

That's because they are based lol

[marsh iris]

good night chat, grind tomorrow

[visual vortex]

Sweet drams

Dreams

[drowsy lynx]

And have other successful projects to prop themselves up with, like that toxic commando game

[echo sonnet]

Yeah, I am just growing tired of Fatsharks BS and the people that defend this shit.

[echo sonnet]

See you tomorrow.

[graceful hamlet]

be Epic Games
see how successful Steam is
spend all money on exclusives instead of improving shop to match Steam
be ignored

[south valve]

Hi plink person!

[echo sonnet]

Valve be winning without doing anything

[visual vortex]

be forced to make half the market on your store be free to keep a stable playerbase

[drowsy lynx]

They've been pretty good about keeping most content free, but we'll have to wait and see how true that stays with them seemingly focusing more energy on making new classes than more free content

[echo sonnet]

As long as you don't ask them how they got young kids hooked on gambling via CSGO skin lootboxes and skin trading.

[graceful hamlet]

People will ignore anything for the sake of personal convenience

[south valve]

Such a good gif

[echo sonnet]

The new datamined ad mech class is 100% going to be paywalled again.

[visual vortex]

What a surprise

Guess what

[graceful hamlet]

So get all the kids into gambling you want, as long as you’re the most convenient option

[fair bridge]

[visual vortex]

People will still buy it

[echo sonnet]

Anyways whats the fastest way to level up new characters?

[graceful hamlet]

Have someone carry your corpse through Damnation/Auric

[echo sonnet]

Really?

[graceful hamlet]

Or since you gotta unlock the difficulties anyways just keep doing the highest one as you unlock them

[echo sonnet]

I mean I ussually play Auric hi int shock trooper just fine

on my other classes

[patent grove]

Buy the ultra super deluxe admech package that gives you max level from the start, only $200

[graceful hamlet]

With little to no talents and grey gear?

[echo sonnet]

Don't give fatshark any more ideas

[echo sonnet]

Yes brand new arbities class

[graceful hamlet]

Ngl, I would love if the deluxe edition came with a level skip

[hazy kestrel]

I need this AdMech class yesterday. :(

The content drought is real

(And of my own fault lmao)

[graceful hamlet]

Inb4 Admech has bonuses to Expedition salvage/tech gain

[hazy kestrel]

You get +5 salvage bonus

To pickups

[echo sonnet]

I think it should since I played since launch and got my other classes to level 30

[echo sonnet]

Honestly these new classes aren't going to save darktide

but I would love to play as a skitarri

[graceful hamlet]

Infinite ammo Skitarii 🙏

[hazy kestrel]

Oh definitely now.

[vivid zinc]

If we're trolling this early...how about that Psykernaut mod? Isn't it totally fair? I think I'm gonna go play with it enabled today!

[hazy kestrel]

I just want AdMech representation for a class

[graceful hamlet]

When Tau class

[hazy kestrel]

So you have chosen…death.

[fair bridge]

psykernautics but good try

[graceful hamlet]

Don’t forget the autoblock mod

[hazy kestrel]

Lmao

[fair bridge]

there's an autoblock mod?

[lethal solstice]

Stormsurge battlesuit next update

[vivid zinc]

auto block is for scrubs. Real players use auto ping set to it's lowest interval

[hazy kestrel]

There’s enough mods play the game for people at this rate

[echo sonnet]

I think Mister E said that there is an admec class coming

[graceful hamlet]

Still gets netted by a trapper

[hazy kestrel]

The datamined stuff confirms it

[echo sonnet]

for typing inchat yes

[ancient violet]

Spreading misinformation like the CIA

[hazy kestrel]

We have weapons from the Sicarian ruststalkers

[ancient violet]

Never change Darktide

[echo sonnet]

He said it was data mined

[hazy kestrel]

Yeah

[echo sonnet]

Apparently this stuff is from a data mine

[fair bridge]

i'm aware of chat block but what i'm imagining he's talking about is a mod that just blocks attacks for you

[graceful hamlet]

The trans sword will just be a better power sword

[vivid zinc]

Seriously though I tried psykernautics yesterday and I felt dirty lol. That mod is 100% cheating.

[echo sonnet]

Oh. that is lame

[echo sonnet]

I want an omnissian axe

[dense iris]

What is a weapon you know will never come but you really want in the game?
For me its a Hotshot Lasgun

[visual vortex]

The admech will be a better ogryn class (like every other class)

[hazy kestrel]

Veteran heavy lmg when?

It’s in the class art

[graceful hamlet]

I want a servo arm that melees for me so I can keep shooting with my infinite ammo

[hazy kestrel]

:(

[stuck crescent]

Know what would be even better?

CHAINSWORD

[south valve]

SHOVEL

oh

CHAINSWORD

[visual vortex]

Hotshot lasgun

Oh

[stuck crescent]

HEAVY CHAINSWORD

[echo sonnet]

Hellgun, melta gun and pistol, hand flamer, grenade launcher for the veteran, heavy stubber for veteran and arbities, semi auto magazine fed shotgun

[graceful hamlet]

Give veteran the trans sword too

[languid hazel]

The what sword, sorry?

[stuck crescent]

CHAINSHOT CHAINGUN

[visual vortex]

Give the ogryn the psyker staffs

Actually fuck it

Give every class every weapon

[echo sonnet]

Whats better then a chain sword? 2 chain swords. Laughs manicially/

[graceful hamlet]

Transonic sword. Shortened to trans sword for prime chud ragebait

[stuck crescent]

GIVE OGRYN THE CHAINSWORD

[south valve]

CHAINSWORD BAYONETT

[echo sonnet]

So what exactly is that? Is it similar to power weapons?

[languid hazel]

Ahhh neat! Sounds like a fun sword! I want one out of principle :3

[hazy kestrel]

Basically

[dense iris]

Melta gun might be a little overkill lol

[south valve]

Estrogen/testosterone stimms

[visual vortex]

I think it's shortened because not many people are literate enough to type transonic sword

[echo sonnet]

I want ogryn to get an autocannon

[visual vortex]

Me included

[stuck crescent]

I WANT OGRYN TO GET AN CHAINCANNON

[graceful hamlet]

It vibrates really fast to melt your eyeballs with sonic waves

Very popular among female Admech

[stuck crescent]

Know what else vibrates really fast?

CHAINSWORD

[vivid zinc]

That sounds suspiciously like Noise Marines. racks bolter

[patent grove]

Chaincannon, heavy bolter, heavy melta

[stuck crescent]

CHAIN BOLTER

HEAVY CHAIN MELTA

[vivid zinc]

Why stop there? Lets just give everyone lore accurate vortex genades!

[echo sonnet]

https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/aliens/images/0/02/Ogryn.png/revision/latest?cb=20170923160610 This image of an ogryn with an autocannon exists. So why can't we have it Fatshark.

[stuck crescent]

CHAIN GENADES

[lilac crag]

is that leanna i see?

[vivid zinc]

Heavy chain grenades

[south valve]

Wait until you hear about chainshot, Welshie

[echo sonnet]

does this discord allow images in messages?

[stuck crescent]

Not in gen

[south valve]

Afraid not 😔

[lethal solstice]

Everywhere but this hellhole

[stuck crescent]

Blame the krieg

[visual vortex]

Understandable

[echo sonnet]

Ill put the ogryn autocannon image in the picture thread.

[vivid zinc]

Can you imagine if we could? it would be non-stop R34 shitposting. We're all a bunch of degens lol.

[stuck crescent]

I'm not

I think

[lethal solstice]

I don't have to, it was

This is what happened

[stuck crescent]

Krieg behaviour

[visual vortex]

I would not but i know a lot of people here that would

[echo sonnet]

Ogryn gun lugger with autocannon link #darktide-pics-vids message

[visual vortex]

Thank goodness i am the only sane person here

[echo sonnet]

So we shouldn't add things because degens are going to degen?

[vivid zinc]

Uncensored MeatCanyon 40k episode would just...be constantly here lol

[lethal solstice]

Dkok is like the most asexual faction ever

[echo sonnet]

They made female custodes cannon.

[visual vortex]

Yeah

We were given the ability

[stuck crescent]

Yeah, but krieg fans ; /

[visual vortex]

They took it for an understandable reason

[echo sonnet]

so by that line of thinking we should get rid of female custodes

[visual vortex]

No need

GW underproduced them already lmao

[stuck crescent]

Also I hate krieg, so obviously its they're fault for anything wrong

[visual vortex]

I hate you

[lethal solstice]

I don't know how many times I can tell you that you're identical to those homophobic gay republicans

[stuck crescent]

That's just logic

[echo sonnet]

I hate DKOK as a theme and in general

[graceful hamlet]

Technically that’s Space Marines.

They’re all asexual

[lethal solstice]

Yeah

[echo sonnet]

GW axed the armageddon steel legion for DKOK in 11th edition

[lethal solstice]

I'm talking vibes wise though

[vivid zinc]

Too late for that femstodes are here now. It's a little weird that there's been no mention of them in lore before now though...lmao but then again it's 40k, the lore is so inaccurate that there's no takeaway other than 'people in 40k are gossipy idiots'.

[graceful hamlet]

Steel legion is just yellow Krieg anyways

[visual vortex]

Steel legion are cooler

[cosmic burrow]

Zealot chat was such place for a time

[stuck crescent]

Nah,

Krieg bad, so obviously

Wrong

[cosmic burrow]

Krieg are blue steel legio

[echo sonnet]

Custodes are bespoke creations not dependent on gene seed GW was very vague in the past but made it cannon relvativey recently.

[echo sonnet]

Yellow kreig has way better drip then DKOK

[visual vortex]

How to make someone change their opinion:

1. Call them chud
2. Call them incel
3. Call them a republican

[stuck crescent]

Steel legion are getting minis, so that's neat

[visual vortex]

If none of these work then uhh

Idk

[lethal solstice]

They're more or less the same

[vivid zinc]

Yeah I don't mind it for the most part. At worst it feels like a silly who cares retcon.

[stuck crescent]

Thats just catachan being catachan

Its fine

[visual vortex]

Catachan 🤤

Oh wait the user here

[hazy kestrel]

This does not work on Republicans, unfortunately.

[visual vortex]

Ew no

[graceful hamlet]

That’s like most retcons though. “Space marines have always had these fancy vehicles” sort of deal

[hazy kestrel]

They’re too stupid for that

[visual vortex]

The planet 🤤

[visual vortex]

Yeah

Im evidence for that aren't I?

[stuck crescent]

Mechanised warfare>trench warfare

[lethal solstice]

No like seriously the comparison makes sense
They behave identically to those closeted gay politicians who opposed everything even related to gay because of self repression, and cannot stop thinking about it

I said they look more or less the same

[hazy kestrel]

It’s so over. Oll is a right winger.

[visual vortex]

Kind of

Both sides suck ass

[vivid zinc]

I think it's a little more egregious but it doesn't really change anything either. It's not like the rulebooks says only men can be custodes. But it's really weird there haven't been any up until now all things considered lol.

[hazy kestrel]

True

[graceful hamlet]

The closet right winger approach

[lilac crag]

advocate for human rights

it is a simple task

[lethal solstice]

Enlightened centrists on their way to do nothing and maintain the terrible status qou

[stuck crescent]

Yeah, but you're wrong
Soo no

[echo sonnet]

I don't see why people are mad that Custodes can be female. The Custodes are not space marines its that simple.

[echo sonnet]

Tanks > hole in the ground

[visual vortex]

Better to see both sides for positives and use both rather than completely shut down one and plug your ears

[graceful hamlet]

Politicians suck yes, but there’s a mild difference between someone making extra money off insider trading while keeping the general status quo and shoving people into camps

[lethal solstice]

Because 40k has a lot of very stupid fans, but their like the 5% that just scream the loudest

[hazy kestrel]

I agree with leftist ideals, but I’m just so tired of the Democrats letting Republicans walk all over them for the 5 billionth time.

I just gave up tbh. No point watching the clown show that is politics anymore.

[dire kayak]

state mandated cat ears

[vivid zinc]

Most people are mad about it because...let's face it...40k is a setting about space fascism and all the nasty bits that come with it. Like overt sexism.

[echo sonnet]

Why are we bringing US politics into this chat?

[visual vortex]

Extremists on both sides will grind one another to dust

Watxh

[graceful hamlet]

It’s that time of day again

[stuck crescent]

It happens alot

Its lame

[lethal solstice]

Cause its tangentially related to a bit and I hate centrists

[hazy kestrel]

On one hand I see your point, on the other hand. Most of republican voters are racist assholes, and the politicians that represent them are just straight up creepos

[echo sonnet]

Extremists on the right wing exists the other side doesn't stop fighting phantoms

[stuck crescent]

Wot?

[hazy kestrel]

But that’s enough of this from me

I hate politics

[graceful hamlet]

When cat ear helmet for veteran

[visual vortex]

Never

[stuck crescent]

Wot?

[lilac crag]

[vivid zinc]

Only thing I will say is this: regarding dems and reps...dems have spent that last 60+ years trying to compromise while reps have spent the last 60+ years trying to have their cake and eat it too. It's pretty obvious which political party is more rotten based solely on that one thing.

[stuck crescent]

Hey, has anyone had keylime pie

Is it good?

[lilac crag]

no

[visual vortex]

I dont know

[lilac crag]

it sucks

[graceful hamlet]

No idea

[lethal solstice]

One also wants to reduce human rights sooooo

[visual vortex]

Eat it and find out for yourself

[stuck crescent]

I was gonna make one

[dire kayak]

we should have state mandated cat ears

[echo sonnet]

When they add the splashscreen veteran helmet with googles from launcher in.

[visual vortex]

No

[lilac crag]

state mandated goober in my house

[vivid zinc]

Reps aren't ready to have a conversation about how inflicting cruelty goes against their religion though.

[stuck crescent]

We should have state mandated krieg hating

[lethal solstice]

They aren't ready to have a conversation

[visual vortex]

We should state-mandated outside

[hazy kestrel]

Truth Nuke

It’s exhausting

[lethal solstice]

Responding to a point with a 5th grade tier response is beyond them

[vivid zinc]

Anyhow that's all that can be said imo. Old man screaming at clouds on discord does nothing

[graceful hamlet]

Yea, it’s why you can’t really be central anymore. Would I love to see Dems replaced with good people with backbone? Yeah. Can’t do that while the clowns are trying to take away rights though

[lethal solstice]

Its fun though

[visual vortex]

It's boring

[stuck crescent]

Its funny hearing about American politics from here

[cosmic burrow]

I am a centrist

[visual vortex]

I am

[cosmic burrow]

On any and all political quziz

[visual vortex]

Going home

[hazy kestrel]

And it’s not helped by the fact that some of the dems that are voted in just straight up become turncoats and side with republicans on everything

[visual vortex]

Now personman

I thought you said you were done talking about politics?

🤥

[stuck crescent]

Can we talk about keylime pie?

[lilac crag]

we should kill oll

just because I don't like him

[hazy kestrel]

My irritation knows no bounds :(

[visual vortex]

Me too

I hate that guy

[stuck crescent]

They're a good lad

[lilac crag]

so true

[vivid zinc]

I'd rather talk about what's in the Ghost Network that somehow manages to scare the Necrons

[stuck crescent]

I like em

[vivid zinc]

My theory is that the C'tan originally came from the ghost network and they're just small fishies in a big, nasty sea.

[shell goblet]

"LETS TALK ABOUT FONDUE

I DONT LIKE IT

NOTATALL"

• Shia Laboeuf

[visual vortex]

I think we should kill ollpheist

@visual vortex im after you

[stuck crescent]

Can we kill the krieg instead?

[vivid zinc]

Why waste the effort when the kreig will do it themselves anyhow?

[stuck crescent]

Because

Funneh

[visual vortex]

I always find it strange

If krieg at vat-grown

Why dont they engineer them to have a cyclops eye

So that way their masks have one lense

And that one lense will offer a better chance of not breaking than having two

[vivid zinc]

Probably because the Imperium is so ass-backwards that any form of innovation. Especially genetic innovation is considered extreme heresy.

[stuck crescent]

Because that would be interesting and funny, and krieg aren't allowed to be interesting or funny

[vivid zinc]

I mean do you WANT to become a penitant engine? Cuz innovation is how you become a penitent engine

[visual vortex]

If GW hired me it would be the best and worst mistake they would ever make

[lethal solstice]

Have you tried trying to gauge distance with one eye

[visual vortex]

Yeah

I can do it fine

[stuck crescent]

Yeah

Do it every morning

[visual vortex]

I have one eye

I am a cyclops

[stuck crescent]

See

[dire kayak]

we should kill goober

[stuck crescent]

No

Goober must live

OR ELSE

[visual vortex]

Make sure to always illustrate me as the giant cyclops like from the 'Cyclops' painting

[hazy kestrel]

Will Nobody stab out your eye?

[stuck crescent]

You know cyclops doesn't mean one eyed

[visual vortex]

Im not saying that

[stuck crescent]

Like cyc- means great

[hazy kestrel]

Oh

[visual vortex]

Im saying that i look like the cyclops from the painting

So make sure to illustrate me correctly

Oh wait i did call myself a cyclops nvm

But make sure i look like the one from the one painting

[vivid zinc]

Sooo....pear-shaped?

[visual vortex]

Which painting?

[vivid zinc]

IDK

[fair bridge]

just got panda express for the first time in a long time

[visual vortex]

Im talking about The Cyclops by Odilon Redon

[fair bridge]

this orange chicken fucks dude

i forgot how wonderful it was

[stuck crescent]

That is a funneh name

[fair bridge]

saw some video about a dude who was trying to replicate it and there were like fifty five steps

[drowsy lynx]

I have seen this I think lol

[visual vortex]

Search up the painting

It's very pretty

[stuck crescent]

Yeah, its neat

[visual vortex]

Yeah i look like the cyclops from that irl

[hazy kestrel]

What is your favorite Greek myth.

Tell me.

[visual vortex]

Polyphemus and Homer's odyssey

I am a basic bitch that likes basic shit

[dire kayak]

minotaur

i like the minotaur

or is that roman

i forgot

[hazy kestrel]

That’s Greek

[dire kayak]

yaaayyyy

[hazy kestrel]

But which myth involving the Minotaur?

[vivid zinc]

Always pegged you for a Macbeth kinda guy 😉

[hazy kestrel]

The one with Daedalus or the one with Theseus?

[dire kayak]

daedalus

[hazy kestrel]

Macbeth is peak

[visual vortex]

Never read that

Read frankenstein over it

[dire kayak]

TRUTH

[vivid zinc]

Yeah IDK lol. Macbeth is fucked lol

[dire kayak]

loved reading that in yr7

[hazy kestrel]

It was a pretty cool story.

[fair bridge]

the joel coen macbeth adaptation was sick

had denzel playing macbeth

or was it ethan coen

[hazy kestrel]

Shakespeare’s Julius Caesar will always by my favorite though

[fair bridge]

one of the coen bruddas

[vivid zinc]

So was IT. But then Stephen King decided to describe the ritual of Chud in detail.

[fair bridge]

the ritual of what

[vivid zinc]

U don't wanna know lol. Lets put it this way...Stephen King is a sick motherfucker who has a nose candy addiction.

[fair bridge]

the ritual of chud

[timber elk]

Hey guys

[fair bridge]

summon the chuds

[timber elk]

Well that went poorly

[fair bridge]

SUMMON THE CHUDS

[amber delta]

why are you referring to the child orgy scene as ritual of chud

[timber elk]

You summoned me instead

[timber elk]

WHAT

[stuck crescent]

Are you a chud?

[timber elk]

CONTEXT PLEASE

[timber elk]

No

[hazy kestrel]

What the actual hell.

[fair bridge]

IT is a very stupid book

[timber elk]

I don’t even know what a chub is

[fair bridge]

and stephen king is a weird sex pervert

[timber elk]

Oh

[vivid zinc]

I told you Stephen King is a sick motherfucker

[visual vortex]

Yeah

[hazy kestrel]

Nuh uh. There is no context for that kind of filth.

What the fuck man

[stuck crescent]

......uh, do you like the krieg?

[visual vortex]

"No, i do not get the importance of this scene to stop a demon"

[amber delta]

its a scene in It by the end of it when kids decide to have an orgy to get rid of the demon or something I dont remember

[hazy kestrel]

Where’s Noah with the Boat

[timber elk]

I like my muscle men and women. So the catachan

[vivid zinc]

That's basically it. They have an orgy that's blessed by a cosmic turtle to defeat IT.

[stuck crescent]

That's fair

[sleek harness]

Lamb

I am murdering you

[visual vortex]

Why

[stuck crescent]

why?

[sleek harness]

Why

Why

[stuck crescent]

?Yhw

[visual vortex]

Hwy

[fair bridge]

why

[timber elk]

I was gonna go on a rant why I am in a bad mood and why I hate people who beg for cash app drops

But the IT took me out completely

[sleek harness]

Wjy

[fair bridge]

yhw

[sleek harness]

Ykw

[dire kayak]

catachan mini faces are kinda silly but i agree

[fair bridge]

they have mini faces?

[stuck crescent]

Anything is better than krieg

[sleek harness]

And of course Lamb doesn't react to a death threat

[dire kayak]

yeah on the miniatures

[vivid zinc]

Death by snu snu

[timber elk]

Also please do. I’m sick of looking at my best friends girlfriend

[stuck crescent]

Why?

[dire kayak]

i feel that so hard

[sleek harness]

That's envy

Envy is a sin

[stuck crescent]

You're going to hell

[fair bridge]

orange chiggen so good

[timber elk]

Because every snap notification I keep getting is “please send me some money via cash app so I can go kayaking”

[visual vortex]

I am the first person in my family to ever read this combination of words

[fair bridge]

panda express needs better peas or smth though

[timber elk]

Or “send some money so I can go to the club!”

[fair bridge]

this shit blows

[timber elk]

I hate that woman with a passion….and I don’t like using the word hate

[stuck crescent]

I do

My entire thing is hate

[visual vortex]

Why even talk to here

[dire kayak]

skaven we are the most sinful people by a large margin

[visual vortex]

Her

[fair bridge]

does she have gainful employment

[sleek harness]

Every fur of your body wouldn't be enough to express your hatred

[timber elk]

Nope. She doesn’t work. She wants to be in a polyamorous relationship with my best friend and has 2 kids. She sleeps with other people for money.

[lilac crag]

my sin is pride

[timber elk]

Because I don’t wanna hurt my friend

[dire kayak]

my sin is everything

[visual vortex]

Hey lamball this is completely unrelated but does she possibly have a nasal ring or piercing?

[lilac crag]

gluttonous beast......

[timber elk]

No actually

I’m surprised she doesn’t

[dire kayak]

:3

[sleek harness]

We?

[visual vortex]

Really?