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Caesar's Legion will die.
But the idealogy will stick around.
Technologically advanced AND is the current administration of Earth and its vassals. He had no army back then
Big E was building and planning for the fallout
bear and bull will always fight each other
like humans and orks
bear bull bear bull bear bull shutthefuckup ulysses
i mean, humans in 40k still kill each other
emperor shouldnt have made all the loose cannon sons tbh
the average dude in the administratum kills 12 billion people a month for keeping bad records
THOSE BEAUTIFUL EYES,
TELL NO LIES
will i regret it
no
Sick

hes gifted
ye
That just a a front flip but they’ve reversed the clip
Hilarious how like
backflips are second nature to so many species
but humans gotta train if they wanna do it
😭
like monkeys
tf man
Debating the quality of the Elden ring movie
monkeys?
Look at this bullshit
oh
ALEX GARLAND IS TRASH ELDEN SLOP ADAPT THE SOURCE MATERIALS
It's literally in early production how tf can they even
illogical ragebait, better luck next time
The cattle masses are hyped up on gambling, virginity and porn addiction
Tell me one good video game movie
elden ring can be hit or miss ngl.. but i hope bloodborne is good :copium:
Borderlands
Bruuuuh lmao
Resident Evil
Doom
i just hope its the same quality as spiderverse or the goat
But only because it is so ass that it's enjoyable
True

does anyone else soft roleplay as their character
it being sony and all
Re is an exception tho
me
like u chat normally but how your character would say it
yea
yes
i like doing it as grut
no thats for larpers
larp it up
yeah spiderverse was good. mostly im concerned with like, what ending are they gonna do, with x amount of boss fights inbetween the start and the end, itll feel rushed if its 1hr30mins or whatever
ideally i hope its just set in universe and doesnt follow the game story 1 for 1
also 3b bully club and kickback is
just some hunter who dies
suprisingly effect in havoc still
🤷♂️
Nah it's still pretty bad but it's the special kind of bad that loops back into then being one of my favorite movies
It's extremely corny
be interesting to see some random ahh hunter yeah
And I love it
i had a mate who said he wanted to see young Gherman
is that how you spell his name i forgot

I don't know if The Caville's Warhammer shows will be good or not, but I do know he will put 1000% into it, so I'm hopeful
hell yeah
it wont be
replaced with a hemsworth
i thought it was a movie, he's making a series?
No way. That dude is so into Warhammer he's probably lurking here on an alt
Witcher franchise: GIVE IT TO HENRY CAVIL
I'm him
Henry Chudville

I forgive him for the witcher cause thats not his fault
they havent said what the show/movie is about yet?
Just forget that the witcher show exists and read the books instead trust me
Dear Henry, we may be biased, but stories about underdogs are more interesting than how mighty Space Marines are
Astartes 2 when
Henry, Paypal me 4 million Euro
Isn't he working on multiple projects?
Witcher: HENRY BETTER
Warhammer: HENRY BETTER
Elden Ring: HENRY BETTER
Superman: HENRY BETTER
Star Wars: HENRY BETTER
My wife: HENRY BETTER
IF YOU'RE READING THIS HENRY IVE ALREADY PICKED OUT THE CHAIR I WILL BE SITTING ON IN THE BEDROOM
Good lord
Henry is better than my wife yes
I wish i was cucked by henry
henry is too nice, he'll be on the chair first then come in and finish the job
My coworkers are looking at me crazy because I actually burst out laughing. Thanks
Nurgle gamer is so lucky
get back to work
Wife in this economy is insanity
Got 53 minutes until my next class
dude paints custodians he comes to my house im pouring the sludge bucket over him out the upstairs window
Bros getting the nickelodeon treatment🥀
NO CAP ON GOD BRO
give em that good ol latrine bucket
who got their face blasted by nickelodeon slime? was it katy perry or smth?
that was so funny
i hope he starves himself for 2 months to attain the perfect defined utrla muscular physique for the scene where he is servitorised
Oh a bunch of em
Theres a lot of very runny shrek memes
With the slime
i didnt have cable so i never saw nickelodeon 😔
That means u sre not an old fuck like me prolly
it was pretty good until the director asks you to go into his office with no socks on
im 33 im pretty unc, now ill get called unc again
nick getting freaky with it
😔
Looking back at it that shit was sussy af
Ikr 🙁
I HOPE SO
It is creepy af
just reminds me of the pink guy song about dan schneider 
Damn unc ur even older then me
yeah i know
not even that old smh my head
none of my brothers have kids yet, im kinda suprised. im practicing to be the cool uncle tho
Im the uncle with the drugs
Dan Schnieder is calling for you, where do you hide?
A. Under ICarly's bed
B. The Chumbucket
C. The Gunge Tank
if i need a plug ill msg u
u got weed
I dont hide i have nice feet
i wanna know what its like to get high at least once

Already at A.
high on what 
uhhh
Where do u live?
Drive to the netherlands or smth
fr? 
for example, weed high is different to cough syrup high, or lsd, or cocaine 
a 500mg edible should do the trick for your first time

Weed is easily accessible in Asia
but you should start with salvia 
u can get high on cough syrup?
Unless you're in Singapore
yes, dxm, its bad tho
I mean u dont have to tell me ur exact lovation 
huh 
and its usually the whole bottle
But if u live in europe weed is easily accessible
Its even fckn legal in germany now
Never tought id see the day tbh
Weed smell like piss so me no likey
Weed smells like cheese and puke
i smoked weed from 2010, i stopped last year, it doesnt make me feel the same anymore
cause that shit pumped with thc and if its street weed its probably been put on the same scales as class A's
Fr u get really used to it
my plug has some insane contacts, yeah its just too dank. on the flip side, pure grade coke 
I smoke like 3 joints after work and i could still drive afterwards
Grocery shopping what y’all want
he just deals, smokes a bunch of weed, and plays wow arenas all day every day lmao
wow pvp sucks tho, idk what he's doin
Its people like this who hold society together
god i miss WoW arena
a lot of his clients have chronic pain, so he's doing something partly good at least
i never got into arenas tbh, i just raided
Mm edibles
pop all your cooldowns
I dont see how selling weed is worse then selling liquor
try to burst them
Its honest work imo
yeah i watched a lot, it doesnt seem all that fun
I still go to my dealer cause i refuse to join some stupid cannabis social club
Like wtf is that shit
They just want my information so they can fuck me in the ass later

When i get stopped in traffic or smth
I know it
A few months ago i got stopped and the fucker wanted a urine sample
Out of nowhere
Stop random citizen
did you piss on him
give me your piss.
that was a cop right
Yes
Fuckin loser.
Fr
dudes meeting a quota
i guess they wanna pull over an anxious person and make them do it
Fckn tools
The piss police
Yeah its predatory as shit
.
im glad you didnt flash ur WMD
Cops cant just fuckin ask for that right
He wouldnr be able to handle my one inch of destruction

Bruce Lee had a One Inch Punch. The real danger is the One Inch Push
Like who can just piss out of nowhere anyway?
i got pulled over once with an ounce of weed, but i just started dating my now fiance and looked like a soyboy so they let me go without checking anything

I cant even do that i piss like 3 times a day
Best tactic fr
m--m-my girlfriend just got off w-work and we-we're just h-hanging out officer
I tjink it was because i was wearing all black and a beanie and i looked like a criminal
🥺
Friend of mine got pulled over cause he was bald 😭
i feel bad for laughing
Told me when we got to his place “just because I’m bald doesn’t make me a criminal” 
It was also a bald officer who pulled him
A friend got pulled over because the cop was a fan of his band and wanted his autograph
bald on bald prejudice, what has the world come to
Imagine coping irl
Bald shine vs bald shine
Idk man i just dont like the police
for curios you always want them to be tougness right?
I wanna have the right to protect myself
somehow i keep getting 410 for health
The only good thing americans have
rub heads together for static effect
Not always, but often
it is for hive scum as well if that changes anything
oh i mean like the main stat
oh sry i misunderstood
like caged and casket
Depends on the build. I went 3 x 3 stamina on my hive scum so I can play like an absolute lunatic, teleporting around the map
toughness, sometimes stamina, wounds if you are zealot
stamina helps on some builds yea
uhh, yes it does
curio rework in 3 years, after we get 2 more new gamemodes
no arb cosmetics as well
my arby already looks peak i dont mind
yeah the expendition game mode sucks hard
if i were a hivescum player id be livid tho
why did they even released it like this
patches - bald
nah hive scum cosmetics are peak
Vulkan is bald..
Darth Vader - Bald
Case not so closed
Ok ok ok besides him
bruce willis isnt evil.. i hope

Lorgar = bald
I use a heavily modded version of For The Drip, so all my characters look awesome
Hi everyone
Huron - Bald
gday
all my homies gate lorgar
No he’s old and has memory issues
Buzzlight year gif
He can’t even speak anymore
Abbadon is 90% bald
i know its so sad 😔
My arb looks better than most with free shit
Real
im doing my part
jaghatai is not bald and he is actually the goat ?

That gimp mask is silly
Dude he looks like a prune with melanoma bro is bald as fuck
My arb wears no helmet
do maelstroms give extra rewards or am i just busting my balls for nothing?
i gotta recustomise so i can go no helm. idk if i want cash shop coat tho
it doesnt bring me joy
Extra money
No it’s just the ball crushing facility
No they give like 50% more dockets
I just wouldn't buy more
at the very least its building character
Use what you got
i dont care about dockets, i want diamante, like i really need that blue stuff
Fuck building character im building generational wealth
likei am flat out broke
Play havoc 15
arby gimp giving snowpiercer jackboots vibe
yeah at this point im happy with all my cosmetics, im only after weapon skins, which i held off buying ever since release until a while ago
Playing havoc willingly 🥀
You get a lot of rewards by the end of the week
Fuck thank god I’m gonna be playing armored core today
havoc is fun
I'm focused on building character. Not a good character though. More like an extra in a low rated show
I would’ve lost my mind
Which gen
I already gotten to 40
Let me be mentally ill in peace. Please and ty
but you need people to play havoc with and most parties are like friends and pals or something
Newest one. Never heard of armored core until the newest one came out in 23
Have you played solo mod yet
Respectable
I fucking loved fromsoft
Yes.
All of their games are fun and never let me down
Addictive
i get dragged in by ppl who i met online but are by no means friends, and im on oce which is pretty much dead. maybe im just lucky 
Also I rarely ever do Havoc with premade teams
Its so hard not totally about solo mode
They usually invite me actually 
I love all the empowering i get from kills on my melee psyker
Like
Psyker feels balanced on solo mode
I’m gonna start a completely new save. Wipe the board clean and try to go after the platinum
do you use the solo mod for that? 
i should try it sometime
Of course yea
Be sure to get the qol mods too
Auto restart is very convenient
Armored Core mentioned
And pause
Read the rest of my texts to see what I’m gonna do with it

I’m gonna create
The lambmech
Oh you like despair then 
ill look in to it thanks, hopefully the qol stuff isnt hard to find
No I just like good challenges
I mean its all in one mod
Fair enough
Solo play and truesoloqol
armored 
Never actually played any god of war part
Do it

What do you have to do for platinum in gow 1
It’s worth it and also the most ball crushing experience ever
Oce here too , can confirm dead

i have 2 sea servers, one is dead but the other is kinda going
but yeah, sucks
fuck oce
Complete the Main campaign. Than for your second campaign, collect all of the upgrades for your weapons and magic while also collecting all of the health upgrades and magic upgrades. Than complete any trophies that require you to do certain specific actions. Than for your final 2 trophies. You must completely the game of god of war 1 under 5 hours and 30 minutes. For your last trophy you need to complete challenges of the gods. 8 BALL CRUSHINGLY HARD LEVELS that will legit make you angry
But hes not naturally bald is all im saying
Because remember. God of war 1 was made on the ps2
Hes just a lil burned up
I mean half of it is just collecting stuff but the other half sounds absolutely daunting
The other half is collecting which what all god of war games other
That’s why i recommend doing multiple playthroughs before attempting to do the speed run
God of war collection is on the List now I guess, gotta Finish some other Games before tho
Because your gonna have to do a bunch of puzzles during the campaign
Remaster of the 3 games are happening
So it’s probably be in your best interest to get familiar if you want all 3 platinum trophies
You can play the old god of war games via the PlayStation catalog
Or find a PlayStation 3 and find the god of war trilogy
Wait are they PlayStation exclusive?
The god of war games? Yeah.
Goddamnit
Off the List they go again
I said platinum trophy’s multiple times
Besides you can still play ragnorok and god of war Norse
I think I saw them on gamepass aswell
They aren’t on gamepass

Well, I guess I wont be playing god of war anytime soon then 
That’s fine
You can always 100% helldivers 2
Cut off from the rest of the world or deal with 300 ping
Getting that platinum for that was really really fun
I actually had help from random players which was really fun to
Hd2 has platinum?
Hd2 has trophies in General??
Another fun one was a FPS boomer shooter called Dusk
Lots of hunting for secrets
100% levels
Getting all kills
Oh Shit i still have to take apart and clean my xbox from the inside, havent done that since i bought it and it keeps overheating a lot lately 
Certified Boomer shooter classic
Should be easy
Oh that one‘s actually on my wishlist
It’s a good one
But be careful playing it
Will I get cursed?
You can accidentally burn yourself playing it making you not wanna achievement hunt
Like burn yourself out spiritually wise
Ohhhh
The last game I played that I got a platinum for was black myth wukong
Accidentally burned myself out due to keep missing items multiple times in each playthrough
Honestly, I don’t usually go for trophies in games, unless I really really like the Game
Like borderlands 2
I only go for trophies that will give me a challenge
That’s a good challenge

Almost 100%ed it back when I still had a pc
Have fun finding all of the locations ya cunt

I nearly lost my mind trying to find the locations
ITS NOT AS HARD AS PEOPLE MAKE IT OUT TO BE 
It was for me!!!

BECAUSE I WANNA FARM NOT BE A EXPLORER
Oh! Another really good game to get all achievements for is dead rising
Ah, also Never played any dead rising games
The first dead rising game as one of the hardest achievements ever
i havent rly grinded achievements since xbox360 days, only recently i learnt you get a little badge on steam when you 100% it
Which is?
So there’s a game mode in dead rising called infinity mode. You have the survive irl 14 hours to get the 2 achievements 5 day and 7 day survivor
i hate it when people without daemon host builds or when we are getting swarmed decide to agro it
So you just stand in a corner for 14 Hours?
Not quite
Whats so hard about that
peak darktide experience
See infinity mode throws a wrench at you. Each square of health goes away after 20 minutes. Making it crucial to find food
And drinks
ikr? you could just wait until we clear the 5 maulers and 5 crashers and the 10 gunners and the damn spawn but no
you just have to agro it as well
i almost had that today. auric pox gas, someone fled so far, with a daemonhost in a narrow hallway between us. needless to say they went down
no dh pull
🙏
So you have to hunt for food. Camp out somewhere, wait an hour until you’re nearly out of health and eat side food. Eat all of your food and go out and find more while also surviving from zombies and other A.i survivors and pycopaths
Without Dying?
Yup
Hmmm
Survive 14 irl hours
btw i usually dodge most daemon hits when i agro wtih scum but sometimes somehow he stunlocks me without being next to me or hitting me
Still Sounds doable ngl
It is until you realize how fucking boring it is

95% of players don’t have the patience to do it
It’s all about waiting
And waiting
And waiting
And waiting
OOP FOOD TIME
waitin
Waitin
Wait that Sounds like another Game
Hmm?

And food
Honestly I’m debating if I wanna do armored core or Palworld
Why am I so tired?
Farming and stuff
it’s only 6am wtf
Go back to sleep throws jelly beans at her
immediately drops dead
celebrates like a tusken raider
resurrects specifically to kick your ass, then goes back to being dead.
is inside of a trash can upside down
nah but for real I don’t have to be at work until 15:00
I’m going to go back to sleep
Bye
party is still going
and only 1 is good
1
hi
Tonight. On top gear
Elios fist fights a ghost
Alexander brings a gun into a bakery
And I drive a 40ton truck into brick wall
o deer

Big Gulp ™
glup
how do i make my game private i dont see a option on the mission terminal?
Press E to bring up mission terminal options
Haha i get to do absolutely nothing for 3-4 hours
U need a friend
Atleast 2 players
Where can I download this "friend" you speak of?
I came up with hilarious names for all my characters except psyker I cant think of anything funny
I did the same for all except my vet. Had to go with the disappointing ShootHappens
Psyker is Psykerpath
You know you need to tell us the other names now

my arbites is Judy Hopps and hivescum is IShowSpeed im most proud of these 2
and yes arbites dog is Nick Wilde
I have NeilPalmstrong, StimmShady, Psykerpath, YouAreWelcome, MaulCop and ShootHappens
Dog is BarkVader

the funniest oggy name I saw was Meatface
The real reason I want new classes is so I can come up with silly names
I like HulkHogryn
(not mine)
TrenchReznor \m/
chat dies, rip in peace
Gm noob
🐺
I have not gotten better since I got sick and tomorrow I have to go to work
Get vell soon

I recovered pretty fast from my food poisoning
eat 15 vials of helicobacter pylori
But what if you didn't go to work
Lowkey thinking of calling in sick but i gotta go to the hospital and its bullshit that takes ages
if you call in sick at work, you have to go to the hospital?
Doctors note or certificate thing
If you don't have sick time that sounds about right
what is the max power for curios? 500?
9001
Yes
I have to get a certificate that the doctor examined me and that I was indeed present there to get checked up and that I am indeed sick

i assume it is 500 like weapon power
dystopian
is building a Lego Nintendo entertainment system
Helldivers is finally getting an expendable MG
so much food
Thing better slap
Dont leak shitass
stops building link?
Trailers out?
THIS DARKTIDE SERVER ASSSHIT
Oh is it? No noti from discord yet
Leak more
It takes like 15
Leakers are thebest thing for the gaming community

HOLY SHIT ITS THE EXO SUIT
A GRENDE LAUNCHER SHIELD COMBO!?!!!
grabs Kurt by the collar IIIIIII NEEEEEEED ITTTTTT @fading otter
I’m hyyyyped, looks fun as hell
I CAN BE A DREADNAUGHT
I am the Messiah
heavy cannon heavy flamer
could kill for some SPICY Glass Noodles
No……the OMNI-sessiah
I mean unless they wanted to immediately fold on the roadmap they decided to put out it had to be today/the 28th lol
Ah would do that tho
And you can punch thinks with the shield?!
how is the exosuit different from the suits that were already in the game?
LUMBERER
Weaponry
One has a heavy cannon the other a heavy flame
The other has a shield and a grenade launcher
same but we go local clinics usually instead
We have been blessed with the expendable lMG too
This thing fucking slapped in helldivers 1
The mech with shield fucks hard
this spicy burger is indded very spicy
Sure hope it doesn't have only like, 6 rounds
Judging by the rotating mag
I say 9….10 rounds?
I hope you can just set it to an absolutely silly RoF or it just comes standard. It looks like those old metal storm gimmick weapons that the US army was experimenting with and they were supposed to get up to insanely high rates of fire so hopefully lol
This looks more like a defensive exo suit
Yeah that's a bit stinky ngl
p2w finally? 
I mean we did get the Bastion for free
always has been
So that's... something?
Still
It’s basically been p2w since they buffed the shit out of everything on democratic detonation
I’m excited
L randooo
They do that to every seaf they see

In the trailer
I don't get what's the point with the rocket pistol
So I haven’t played for a week and it seems like my my mental health is progressing
rando? no my friend of 10 years lol
Eh. Nobody cares about it.
Everyone was more excited over a ww1 Mauser pistol over the rocket pistol

At least they didn't make 70% of the bond useless like usual
I wish I could be homelander
Nah the last couple of warbonds have been good-
What
vhat
Isn’t like…..homelander a really really really bad person?
Imagine being sick going to the hospital, infecting more people, infecting the doctor, just to appease bossman who just wants to play golf
Wait a fucking minute, that SMG is a direct upgrade version of the P90 in premium version
The money must flow
That was the one thing I didn’t have time to look into what does it even do?
one good thing about calling in sick in australia is you get a text from the boss saying "fuck get well mate" thats it
That’s good
It.. shoots
I personally don’t like the mp knight
SMG, fast firerate
It goes through to much ammo too fast
Burst fire is key
Even than
How do you know it’s an upgrade then
I assumed you had pen/RoF stats
It shoots faster and have a handguard from what im seing
we have sick leave entitlement of a number of days, if you have doc cert
I’m making chicken nuggets
Requiring a doctor for something like a nasty cold is wild
my boss usually doesn't even respond to me
over here you can ring up your nearest dr for one and theyll text a photo
I think I could probably just mark myself sick in the HR app and say absolutely nothing else and get away with it atp.
Slightly better but still mad
had that happen too
Are you sick too?
No
The third person gameplay makes it look like it shoots faster but the brief snippets where it shows ADS gameplay it sounds like it has a much slower rate of fire than the Knight, maybe switchable RoF or slow rate of fire and medium pen🤷♂️
If I get sick and it’s an office day I text my boss in the morning and it’s np np
We'll see
If I get sick and it’s wfh I just don’t sign on
I'm union so I just use the company app to send in a form saying I'm not coming in and it doesn't require a doctor's note or anything
I don’t really have any meetings but if I did I’d text it guess
I’m still gonna use it. You can’t stop me.
The only time we needed doctor's notes was during covid because they had it set that we'd get full pay for two weeks of quarantine but it required a note showing we had covid
I'm teamlead-ish and we're having a major campaign so i can't call in sick despite having 38 degree this morning
my last job you dont really do anything aside from messaging the team leader im sick
that's neat
One clearly used to be a cash shop item.
our stuff is all done by a third party who handles the call outs and then replaces us ASAP
My current job. If you tell boss you’re sick. Than your sick, not like he can prove your sick or not
well you cant take advantage of calling in sick if you are not sick
Well. What polar opposites our texts are

One you can only get from buying the preminum, but they're close from what im seeing, doesn't matter lol
Disgusting cash grab how about they tie exo suits to main objectives
no, buy more warbonds
Shhhhh or I’ll give you a bath
I heard
sounds like somebody else's problem.
you can always call in sick
Greedy fuckers enjoy their game with most of its playerbase being fat little racists
excuse me
Yeah, usually cash shop power. Even +1 damage is unfair, you know.
im an athletic little racist
I’m not racist or fat >:[
here we go

Ok based I apologise
Apparently the shield mech has a “flak cannon” so probably like a big shotgun or Autocannon round
It's Asian i'm working for, they are nasty in you affect their figures. In this case Im marketing and "them" are the sales

Helldivers 2
I NEED IT KURT I NEED IT NOW
the good thing is my company cover the doctor fee and medicine
Hire me
Oh right ok, makes sense then
tbh I haven't touched Helldivers 2 since the Cyberstan invasion
I could CONQUER Asia
Soon🙏
and before that I hadn't touched it since the Super Earth invasion
That's how you lose your job in a day.
Do you speak/ write Korean?
Wait hang on
is making nazi zombie noises as he claws at Kurt wanting his flak cannon
Squid games 🇰🇷
illegal retribution in any civilized country
Just pay yourself to be my translator
Wdym selling them? Like warbond or super store? They've been in Warbonds for a little bit now
really? that's awful.
yeah i meant warbonds
oh that's how the game started
No, you argue and get blacklisted from all related companies in the country.
yeah warbonds stratagems arent new, but vehicles are
like you get the base game warbonds that are free and have the default strategems you earn through gameplay, and then the paid ones
When was the last time arrowhead threw the players a bone they wasn’t coated in self righteous shit
i dont remember the first paid warbond having stratagems in it
and like 90% of the strategems in the game are from the paid ones
You're hired, work hour begins at 10AM KST to 6
Yeah, it's kinda cringe
“We’ve worked so hard actually making our 8-bit pixel game not 600gb”
but i only played for 30 hours or so when it came out

I used to think people review bombed the game for petty reasons but im starting to think AH deserves it all
They’ve sold stratagems in warbonds since gas Warbond
I think gas drone was the first
Nah, most stratagems are unpaid but like any new ones they release are just in warbonds now
I cannot get a gaming related job that isn't streaming because a certain company got me blacklisted for not doing it well enough because they care more for appearances vs gameplay bugs.
……I just wanted to talk about exo suits man
Freelance Vtubing?
that's what we're doing
No we are talking about warbonds
talking about the way the exosuits are monetised and how it is the root cause of all evil in the universe
they've sorta been doing that for a while I think? all the special weapons, vehicles, special orbitals and things like the artillery emplacement etc. have all been from paid warbonds forever
Any game devs wanna make a billion with me
this is what you wanted
Pub Simulator
And as a gamer, gameplay bugs matter 100% more than slight UI issues that doesn't even crash the game.
2 reskins with somewhat new weapons slapped on them, now give money
the only reason anyone thought they were free was because people would bug dive on low difficulty and race over to grind super credits from the little bunkers
then exit mission
Bro acts like people haven’t been begging and shitting their pants for the lumberer since the first exo was added
Run your pub, take cellar deliveries, do line cleaning, serve and interact with punters - upgrade to a Airbnb and beer garden etc etc
Okay fair enough.
We could make BILLIONS
Techically you can get 1000SC playing normally for a week
people spending days grinding like that is so nutty LOL
i heard about that. sounds eyemeltingly boring. reminds me of running malice missions for plasteel in darktide back when you only got like 200 plasteel max and hadron was a casino that could brick your weapons. god this game fucking sucked at first, didn't it
I can do that in like 2 hours
That can be gaming or not. Plus, I'm not pretty or entertaining enough to stream... if I can even stream without my cpu commiting sudoku.
Super credit farming is actually BAD
grindivers
yeah it's like Expeditions penance grind players doing it exclusively in Malice and then wondering why the mode is boring
That's grinding, and it cause burn-out
NOT reccomended
If you don’t actively do it you’ll be lucky to get 1k within a month
Well good thing I come from destiny 2
Because heresy is extreme bs to solo.
But I do agree
On expeditions.
It is a bad thing for players to do
I just played it in Aurics constantly tbh
and did penances there
Yes but at least there’s a way to do it, it’s impossible to grind up the real
Money to unlock Arbites or Hive Scum through just playing Darktide🤷♂️
people are so rush rush rush mode
Do you solo every match?
I was fine just getting it whenever I got it
We should be given daily mission that gives us 100 super credits per day
Or give us 2 missions with 50 super credits per day
I grind sc for every bond just so AH loses on potential income from me 
no? I like going into quickplay and meeting the Creatures
Because I basically have to.
like recently I had two guys get into a yelling match with each other over voice
Dead server.
LOL
Is pretty a prerequisite
the people you meet in pubs are fascinating
Like 20 mins work irl for arbites vs 9000 hours in game super credit farming
asmongold says no
people are getting a lot more chatty with voice in random matchmaking
Well asmongold likes dead rats so I don’t care
I mean grifter content is its own category

he was a regular gaming streamer first
PROXIMITY CHAT FOR BATTLEFIELD
This is discord we’re talking about, maybe 10-15% of us here have actual jobs
asmon played wow and streamed
To some degree, yes, if your PC barely runs the games in the first place so you have 0 headroom for vtubing programs.
that's how it began
redsec*
I’ve seen some ugly mfs stream
people who deep fried open mic should be executed on sight
I think ur fine
"For now" - Dice
Yeah I was being obnoxious for no reason with that comment, meant in jest ofc, but still not cool from me
Naw. Unless you like a windturbine.
This is why I curse the fact that PlayStation decided to put a mic in their controller
What does that mean
Half the people don’t even realize
Depends on the amount of N-word generated during the trial period
It’s literally in the Maunel
I need my fan to cope with 36°C at night.
I had a match where we were at the end of a mission and right before the last door opened our Hive Scum died who had been in voice all match angry at how he kept dying and I snuck downstairs quick to tap the last hit of the medicae for funsies before running back upstairs and dude went "what the FUCK is the Veteran doing" when they swapped spectator mode onto me and saw me in the exact opposite location of everyone else fighting LOL
But having played Arc Raiders, it's a great addition tbh
Love when people in my sm2 accidentally listen to me beat my wife for walking in front of the tv
no they put it inside their mouth
It allows me to hear some funny shit in cross play games
That you get with the controller
That’s like the terms and conditions when you start a new game
What were you doing
Let’s be real
people backseating while they're dead is the funniest shit ever
ITS THE SAME FUCKING

like literally sit down lil bro
the current trials are ok
YOU PRESS THE BUTTON AND MUTE YOURSELF
when im dead I alt tab and watch asmongold
I wanted to run downstairs for funsies because I had a little bit of corruption damage and I like doing little challenges for myself like trying to finish a match with zero corruption to spice up matches
No i meant for Battlefield 6
staying immersed in nurgle content
o lol
so it pushed me to take a risk, move solo and tap the medicae before leaving and the dead guy was just flabbergasted that I was behaving like a clown
LOL
YOU UNZIPP, YOU GO TO THE URINEL AND TOUCH YOURSELF makes gus fring noises

oh right forgot Splatoon Raiders is a thing coming out soon
just watch Hasan and Asmongold simultaneously over open mic every game
they really are and like it was extra funny because dude was so upset but then I ran upstairs to get him back up before leaving and he stopped being upset and started sounding embarrassed asking me to just go to the exit door
Everyone’s happy when no one is
kill em with kindness
no one left behind come on chatty boy we're going together

asmongold has some good points
havoc 40 completed
no

tentacle head
Just that. And yes, it gets hot here. More so when when clearly overworked even on below low settings PC generates up to 98°C heat.
iirc they gain weakness to ranged dmg and explode when killed by bullets
now do it 40 more times
or resistance to ranged... idk. they definitely explode when shot.
so you’re just gonna be sweaty that’s fine
going for the grandslam rn
aka true survivor title
losing my havoc 0 today
98 degree is not healthy for the PC AND yourself
No, wind turbine.
somewhat. it's like all the tentaclehead enemies are barrels now.
Maybe reapply the cream?
you can theoretically ledge your frontliners
Blame lack of optimisations for Darktide.
depends on cpu
Even Cyberpunk with too many HD sus mods never got higher than 85°C.

some of the intel generations were graded for 100c and dont throttle until it gets that high and while it's not ideal it's also not a problem.
left ear for hasan right ear for asmongold 
Prolonged exposure to any chip at that temp significanly reduce it's service time
Throttles at 92-93°C.
sus mods ?
I don't trust Intel after the whole chip killing itself debacle
Yeah, I got my yuri and my cat parts and the ability to view sus Brain dances with all the gals.
I'm talking about older chips
Before that fuck up
They literally said it's not an issue the first few weeks, then roll it back the weeks after that lol
mm chips
Oh and that. My Silverhand is female.
oh
I see
Ninth gen.
is the voice the same
yeah. I have an i9 10850k and same thing applies
I managed to get it down to 85c under heavy load with some good cooling but it can work just fine while getting much hotter
Joke is, it and the motherboard survived hell. PSU and GPU already died like once or twice.
Nope, replaced as well.
Yikes, doesn't sound sustainable
Well, if I got like $3-$4 a day for aircon, maybe?
I'm putting together a team for Havoc climbing
It isn't, basically a ticking clock before I have no reason to live.
@little marten
I NEED A ZEALOT
You don't.
is there a mod to fix hellbore crosshair, hard to use it
Pills here
That is Fatshark intended you see. By not implementing the promised feature of weapon customisation like they promised in Edge Magazine Issue 372 they have balanced the helbore.
Yes, at the cost of increased crash risk if you mod instead of just buying the Vostroyan Hellbore skin.
Oh that’s neat
Cat parts
If you mean the ironsights.
Healthpack here
Cat girls are my thing lul.
is it worth this much effort
vostroyan skin have different sight?
No. Not really. You want to risk end of run crashes, is up to you.
putispenser
Darktide is p2w ?
-# There's a witch nearby
just the Helbore kinda
if you don't want to mod and risk crashes
I just play it 100% vanilla and adjust to the sights
Is just the paid skin iron sights is better than the railing with a clearly missing sight for default/free skins.
And only THAT specific paid skin even.
Of course, such can be compensated by having skill and becoming comfortable with it... but having good visual aids in shooting for most. See bugged mods for TF2 where the hands are karked so you need to aim with just the crosshair.
So feel is VERY off.
i am just a fih
you could do what those funny Counterstrike tournament players do
and tape a little dot on your screen where your crosshairs should be
bonus points if you also tape a magnifying glass over the dot to pretend a scope exists
LMFAO
I recently heard
You mean, push buttons on my monitor.
I can have a very obvious red crosshair.
yesn't
because I've seen some very funny pics of cursed set ups LOL
Oh. Is just a built in feature to my AOC monitor.
Vhoaww
aoc?
Budget gaming monitor brand. Good for value.
Likely the cheapest decent 144hz you can find.
QA might be sus though, so a gamble.
But I did get a good one so no complains.
What size is it
23-24 inch.

24G2, I think.
So a 23.8" 144hz 1920x1080 monitor.
The Freesync ver works with Gsync anyway.
Very nice
incredible. skills exam is due tomorrow at 3 in the afternoon
instead of the normal time which is midnight
awesome
FATSHARK CODE THE GAME OS IF SOMEONE DOUBLE DIPS THE AMMO CRATE THEY GET DC'D
great
That's a critical bug right there, file a report
You got this
Been thinking about getting a new monitor, but i can't find a good one in my resolution
Did a havoc 30 with a vet that used double barrel for killing poxwalkers
Really pumped the revive stats
anyone having they oc
installing winboat, heard great things
