general-chat

[fair bridge]

i frew uop

[tropic grove]

unless is against a crusher

i do really want to do a melee build with ogryn tho with the knife and the ripper gun

[dire kayak]

[bronze wren]

The worms have chosen their new master

[tawdry edge]

It is I

[fair bridge]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7VSR4_tAYvw

[bronze wren]

Behold

[fair bridge]

Scottish Fold munchkin

[dire kayak]

stealth thammer calls to me like the green goblin mask

[fair bridge]

vampire the masquerade bloodlines unofficial patch for another big ass update......

[delicate vapor]

[astral basin]

Yaong

[potent sage]

what if ppl in 40k referred to elite soldiers like they do in dune

[delicate vapor]

Vhat

[twin flower]

lmao?

[potent sage]

like

[twin flower]

why u cursing hadron

[potent sage]

you know how in dune theyre like

"omfg!! 😱 😱 😱 😱 its the dreaded sardaukar!!"

[delicate vapor]

Fraudukars

[potent sage]

"omg!!!😱 😱 its the fedaykin!!"

[potent sage]

biggest frauds in the history of sci-fi media

[delicate vapor]

True

[astral basin]

Kinda? I imagine thats how people react to the krieg or the sisters

[twin flower]

without the omg part

[tight pine]

Those things can’t stand a chance against the average competent darktide kill team (and even the incompetent ones are still incredibly deadly)

[potent sage]

"WE HAVE NEVER LOST!!!!!! NOT ONCE!!! GLORY TO THE PISS-SAIDAH EMPEROR URAAAAAAAA SLAVA ZZZZ!!!"
gets domed by three sandworms and a tiny legion of fedaykin

[astral basin]

Meanwhile there’s specialist troops of too many varieties

[dire kayak]

i mean guardsmen probably react that way seeing astartes

[tawdry edge]

meow meow meow meow mrrrp mreow

[potent sage]

"omg.... m-muh great convention.... they le heckin used.... le atomics!!!"

[tight pine]

Yeah, it’s like a once in a generation event lad, of course the guardsmen are gonna be shocked

[astral basin]

The guard seeing an astartes is like someone seeing a myth br reality
Stunlocked, if it werent for the amount of adrenaline and shrapnel

[hazy kestrel]

I see it’s another day ending in -y. Abby is losing their mind in General chat again.

[hard gorge]

as she should, really

[graceful hamlet]

I’m gonna Adeptus my Mechanicus all over the place

[delicate vapor]

[tired inlet]

the only thing non-binary about admechs are their genders

[graceful hamlet]

One day they’ll announce it 😔

[tight pine]

Powder that makes you say mechanicus tomorrow:

[tired inlet]

It was a few hours ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WB1sxrBxKwQ

[tight pine]

Dang, that magos domininus really left em to die at the end there

[patent grove]

For a second I thought it was Friday

[formal mortar]

Just need me orkz

[tight pine]

Waaaagh?

[formal mortar]

Waaaaagh, my friend, waaaagh

[gloomy tartan]

🕳️

[tight pine]

Oh no

[delicate vapor]

so hungry

[tight pine]

Eat something then

[gloomy tartan]

🕳️

[formal mortar]

Im eating hotwings

[tight pine]

Ooh, some diamantine! I call dibs!

[delicate vapor]

oo

[formal mortar]

I call dibs on the food

[tropic grove]

i have yet to lost an auric match with the heavy stubber lol

[gloomy tartan]

🕳️

[crystal osprey]

im less angry nw

so im going to try to play the game again

who up having they oc

[formal mortar]

Imagine being angry

[drowsy lynx]

Ready to be angry again

[tight pine]

No sass marines will stop me from getting that diamantine!

[tropic grove]

i have 1230 diamantine is that good

[twin flower]

gotta pump those numbers up g

[crystal osprey]

its enough to get one weapon upgraded i think

[gloomy tartan]

U have 131261

[tropic grove]

bruh

[gloomy tartan]

I don’t farm diamantine that hard

[twin flower]

i have like 20k lmao

[gloomy tartan]

I used too when low level

[formal mortar]

Diamantine isnt valuable

[brave hull]

become a plasteelionare

[tropic grove]

i have like 18k plasteel the problem is diamantine cuz i always don't have enough to upgrade weapons lmao

[gloomy tartan]

I mean I have 131261 diamantine that’s not nothing

It’s no 20k but it’s something lol

[tight pine]

I don’t have much plasteel for some reason… but yet have all the diamantine… this is super weird

[tropic grove]

when i started the game first i had more diamantine than plasteel then quickly that reversed

[gloomy tartan]

Don’t you spend plasteel for Krall yo change your gender?

To swap your gutty works

[twin flower]

thats dockets

[gloomy tartan]

Ah dockets

[brave hull]

you use more plasteel. especially if you're doing green weapons for mastery.

[gloomy tartan]

There’s so many fuckint currencies bro

[tight pine]

Nah, just 40000 moolah

[gloomy tartan]

Help me out which is which

I know what diamantine is

That’s the cube

[brave hull]

diamantine is blue cube

[gloomy tartan]

Yeah I like the cubes

[twin flower]

that thing that looks like thats in a cylinder container or something

[brave hull]

plasteel is cylinder

[gloomy tartan]

The cylinder with a little stamp and cloth on it?

[true minnow]

If it glows it's diamantine

[brave hull]

and ordo dockets are the "gold peices"

[twin flower]

dockets is just the money we get lmao

they pay us but nothing to spend it on reee

[brave hull]

ye

[gloomy tartan]

What’s the gear token?

[twin flower]

i have 50mil dockets but for what?!

[tight pine]

diamantine
plasteel
dockets
the things you give melk for some goodies

[brave hull]

melk bucks

[gloomy tartan]

Oh

Ok

[tropic grove]

isn't it purple?

i always saw it shining like purple

[twin flower]

[gloomy tartan]

I have 7170114 dockets

[twin flower]

dont look purple

[brave hull]

kinda depends on the lighting but usually more blue imo

[tropic grove]

melk nft's

[gloomy tartan]

I have 64650 melk bucks

[tired inlet]

someone's gonna learn they have protanopia like me and can't differentiate red-based tints/hues for when blue becomes purple

[tropic grove]

the melk-coins

[brave hull]

gamba for curios

[gloomy tartan]

I have 359276 plasteel

[tropic grove]

gotta invest in melk coin

[tired inlet]

I have 200,000 Melkbux

[tight pine]

Spend it on things lad, those things are comically good too for some apparent treason

[tired inlet]

Ooh I burnted like 30,000 melkbux when scum came out to get them their first 500 grade weapons for damnation

[gloomy tartan]

I must save them

[twin flower]

Melk's stuff resets like every 8 hrs or something tho

[tropic grove]

i gotta get more melkbux

[tired inlet]

24

[twin flower]

and most of the time its just the curios that are worth buying

[tired inlet]

their weapons are great entry-grade 500s

[tropic grove]

yeah but melks contracts reset like how, a day?

[tired inlet]

I spent untold tens of thousands when grinding blessings back pre-Hadron upgrade

[tight pine]

Grind melkchallenges to get melkbux and then use melkbux to get melkagun

[brave hull]

honestly you should have just burned ordos to roll for cross class weapons with max mastery

[twin flower]

eh i just do them by accident at this point

[gloomy tartan]

I need them for my safety when he begins his bicentennial MELK OFF party

[tired inlet]

honestly cheaper using melkbux than the plasteel/diamantine and not worth the time investment

[gloomy tartan]

If you have enough you don’t have to go

[tight pine]

[tropic grove]

melkadrible

[twin flower]

curios aside if theres a weapon i want i just go to brunt to gamble

and just upgrade that to 500

[gloomy tartan]

You dont wanna go to one of sire melks “MELK OFF’s”

[brave hull]

never had an issue with plasteel or diamantine. would rather save melk bucks for gambling on curios so i don't have to wait an hour for 3 rolls

[gloomy tartan]

If you pay him enough melk coins you don’t have to go

[tropic grove]

don't confound melk for milk

[twin flower]

i still look at it if he has the weapon i want/need

[tight pine]

It happens, inside a macro cannon for some reason

[tropic grove]

melk's milk

[gloomy tartan]

Enough melk coins can buy your freedom

[vivid zinc]

What gets louder as it gets smaller?

[twin flower]

lies

deceit

[tight pine]

[vivid zinc]

A heretic in a vortex grenade

[tropic grove]

oh look we have the same sticker on the sm2 server

[gloomy tartan]

If you have 100,000 melk coins you can avoid going to the Melk off

Otherwise it’s to the Melk off with you

[tired inlet]

I have like 5-6 +21%HP/17%Toughness each

rollin' in it

[gloomy tartan]

The bicentennial MELK OFF

[stiff snow]

Anyone in NA getting crazy high ping?

[tropic grove]

nah

[vivid zinc]

On table top do u know what the ultimate strategy is?

[tired inlet]

forfeiting

[gloomy tartan]

The Melk Off

[tight pine]

You

[twin flower]

u ok?

[brave hull]

yeah, but when the next character comes out you can just max their curios day 1 along with weps

[tropic grove]

melktastic

[tight pine]

The melkinator

[vivid zinc]

Get 1 Terreract Vault, a ton of scarabs and a few spidertecs. Rush the vault forward, scarabs tarpit, terreract dies or kills army, spidertecs reinforce with free scarsbs ❤️

[gloomy tartan]

Who up melking they dark

[tropic grove]

local melkcraft

[gloomy tartan]

They dark tide

[tropic grove]

MelkTheCadian

[tired inlet]

That's silly, I'd rather just naturally play and learn the class and when they get to level 30 and damnation/auric unlocked, utilize resources to get them entry-level weapons so they can get that stuff as they do.

[gloomy tartan]

Chocolate Melk

[fair bridge]

bf is popping off at splatoon 3

[gloomy tartan]

Strawberry Melk

[fair bridge]

very salty

[tropic grove]

Melk | 52635019447

[jaunty path]

fuckin awesome video game

[tight pine]

Lactose intolerant melk

[fair bridge]

he's super good at it, plays at a very high level

[tropic grove]

melk cheese

[gloomy tartan]

Psyker intolerant Melk

[jaunty path]

This game earned enough of my hours bruh

[vivid zinc]

That's just nature telling u that ur not allowed to have as much fun as the rest of us ❤️

[hazy kestrel]

I think my fitness app is a karking liar. >:(

[fair bridge]

unfortunately i can't enjoy vampire the masquerade with a splatooner bitching in my ear

[delicate vapor]

peak

[hazy kestrel]

Either that or I just need to work out lmao

[tired inlet]

🎶 Some get paid and others just sulk 🎶

[tired inlet]

Yeah? How many? I'm at like 3,400.

[gloomy tartan]

Just go crap more

You burn calories on the crapper

[vivid zinc]

If ur allergic to good things it's because the Emperah didn't want you to have good things.

[jaunty path]

[gloomy tartan]

Is penicillin a good thingv

[tight pine]

Melk is inverse blank, he does nothing and psykers give him aneurisms

[jaunty path]

prob close to 1k

[gloomy tartan]

I’m alergic to that

[hazy kestrel]

I’m in the green on everything, and yet I still have a bit of flab. :(

[tired inlet]

ah-ha...

[hazy kestrel]

Like bro. My fat % is in the lowest possible category

[tired inlet]

ottermode

[hazy kestrel]

Tf you mean I’m “Athletic”

[hazy kestrel]

But I don’t want to be an otter :(

[vivid zinc]

Yes but you're from a dead planet. Ur a statistical anomaly.

[gloomy tartan]

Take some laxative chocolates and put every shrek film on in order in your phone while you lose 30 pounds

[tired inlet]

Chii-tan disagrees.

[hazy kestrel]

This has me cackling

[tight pine]

Why are otters so adorable though?

[brave hull]

didn't you start off by saying you just bought power 500 weapons with them anyway? That defeats the purpose. Simple fact of the matter is that you can only buy more curio rolls per hour with melk bucks wheras you can pay for weapons with each of the three currencys.

[hazy kestrel]

Thank you for that Chris

[gloomy tartan]

Is that a obtuse way of you calling me exotic

[tired inlet]

Well these two Japanese River Otters certainly are!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GJDHvtXreEY

[tired inlet]

at level 30, using melkbux, because I would do weeklies with them as well.

[gloomy tartan]

Do you think dogs would like chimp?

[tight pine]

I watched one vid, I ain’t gonna watch another… no thank ye

[gloomy tartan]

Like chimp jerky

[hazy kestrel]

I’m gonna go hit the weight machine though. Since apparently that’s all I’m missing according to my fitness app

[tired inlet]

yes, do what the algorithm demands of you

[vivid zinc]

Don't worry, if Kreigsman can't have braincells, Cadians can't have a planet. All hail the Omnisessiah

[gloomy tartan]

Why don’t you swing from trees?

[hazy kestrel]

My arms are not that strong lol

[tired inlet]

MARTIAN LAW

[hazy kestrel]

Yet

[gloomy tartan]

Do you not have any trees with branches strong enough ?

[delicate vapor]

[hazy kestrel]

No

:(

[gloomy tartan]

Damn ok find one then swing around on on branch

[tired inlet]

the only branch is the Astra Militarum

[gloomy tartan]

Like a human swing

[tired inlet]

and it never breaks

[gloomy tartan]

Get those arms strong

[hazy kestrel]

I really only care about my core tbh.

Anything else can go wait in line

[gloomy tartan]

So you don’t want to be able to swing from tree branches

?

[hazy kestrel]

…

I’ve not had the pleasure of tree climbing before

[gloomy tartan]

Honestly every city should have a big tree people can swing from

To train

[hazy kestrel]

My parents said that was what they did for fun.

[gloomy tartan]

Climbing tree is fun as fuck

[hazy kestrel]

Crazy af if you ask me

[gloomy tartan]

Monkey brain unlocks

It’s so real

Also I saw Jurassic park

And they did that in that movie

Not to mention tree houses allways sounded cool

But who tf has time to make one

Let alone money

Just climb a tree and sit on a branch

The trick is not climbing on a weak branch and then just falling to your demise like it’s dark souls

[tight pine]

SANITY IS FOR THE WEAK! WE RAM BATTLE BARGES IN THIS GALAXY!

[patent grove]

When is the next in game event?

[fair bridge]

( ・◇・)？

[gloomy tartan]

It’s going to be pox armor

3

The third

The treequel

[delicate vapor]

the trurd

[patent grove]

Rude

[fair bridge]

(·•᷄‎ࡇ•᷅ )

༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ

[gloomy tartan]

Yo what if like

When the slug blew up

It made little slugs

🧠

The floor is corruption slime lol like the floor is lava

[tight pine]

Tzeentch horror logic:

[gloomy tartan]

What if the next event was parkour

[vivid zinc]

Darktide parkour? Sounds a whole lot like Dying Light

[acoustic pebble]

It'll be mirrors edge parkour

Ogryns will flawlessly backflip three times off a wall run

[brave hull]

next havoc modifiers is carapace covered bosses and increased bullwark waves

[tight pine]

[vivid zinc]

Not enough. Needs to be like Titanfall.

[south valve]

The google ai bugged out and it just sent a text wall of 4s 😭

[vivid zinc]

If I don't see a 10ft Ogryn jump out of a 3ft mech it's not 40k

[acoustic pebble]

But no Titans

[tight pine]

Never trust the machine

[acoustic pebble]

Bully Ogryn will definitely drive a titan

[south valve]

Real

Let this be a lesson in typing in Reddit after my search for human answers

[tight pine]

You mean 3000 ft right?

[vivid zinc]

according to 'lore' the smallest titans are barely bigger than a terminator

[brave hull]

"here at fatshark, we've been cooking up the nastiest doodoo dogshit possible to put into the game, so we plastered bullwark shields all over a chaos spawn and unleashed him into your games. Every 4 minutes he will multiply and gain 10% speed buff. We really wanted to challenge our hardcore players in the engaging ways that they have been asking for and look forward to your enthusiasm!"

-fatshark ceo probably

[simple cliff]

What? Where? How? What are they and how is that a titan?

[tight pine]

And that “smallest titan” can still dunk on an imperial knight on a Tuesday like it’s no big deal either too?

[tropic grove]

what about the castigator titan

[tight pine]

That’ll break the table your playing on (and dent the floorboards too)

[vivid zinc]

No. Terminator armor is old school tech. That stuff outclasses a ton of Imperial tech.

[patent grove]

Meatwad!

[tight pine]

H u h?

[fair bridge]

(´｡• ᵕ •｡`)

[tight pine]

This is baffling

Also aren’t imperial knights also old school tech too?

[vivid zinc]

Terminator armor is Dark Age of Technology deep space survival gear. It's miles ahead of the smallest titans.

Dark Age tech makes the Imperials look like losers

[tight pine]

Yeah, also knights are used back then, as construction equipment too! (Along with guarding settlements)

[gloomy tartan]

Is 17 the highest toughness a curio can be?

[jaunty path]

mhm

[gloomy tartan]

Aw

[tight pine]

300 if you believe hard enough

[jaunty path]

I hate that I do not have an extra 17% curio for my psyker

[gloomy tartan]

Heal goes up to 21 percent

But nooo toughness only 17

Bullshit

[jaunty path]

Dude

listen

Some classes in this game

have INSANE toughness regen

[tight pine]

Stack curios?

[gloomy tartan]

I want number go up more

:l

[jaunty path]

Namely psyker and arbitrator

psyker being much worse

[gloomy tartan]

Witch and cop

Ooooo

[jaunty path]

I can just TANK gunners

I shrug off that shit bro

[gloomy tartan]

That effects me sooo much

[delicate vapor]

this chicken noodle soup bang

[gloomy tartan]

Bitch so I look like a witch

[vivid zinc]

Gunners a joke fam

[gloomy tartan]

Or a cop

[jaunty path]

Ok but 3 21% tough curios on a psyker is neigh unkillable

[tight pine]

Cop is understandable due to carapace armor n stuff

[potent sage]

havoc is so dumb

i hate havoc

[jaunty path]

play better

also

yeah

havoc is a very unfair mode

[gloomy tartan]

I use two 21 health ones and one 17 toughness one ok

[jaunty path]

You need to keep a cool head in that mode

[vivid zinc]

havoc doesn't count its random bullshit modifier go! artifical gameplay

[gloomy tartan]

I’d take another 17 tough over health if I could

[candid drift]

i feel like it's not hard to understand why you +tn is a smaller percent than +hp, tn regens while hp requires specific resources to do so

[potent sage]

havoc is very artifical yes

[brave hull]

toughness is a renewable resource and because of the way the damage calculations work More toughness means that individual hits drain a smaller percentage of your total toughness which in turn means your health goes farther generally. There are certain breakpoints that are worth shooting for, but most of the time Toughness>Health.

[tight pine]

You can

[potent sage]

"hmmmm... ten billion crushers, and give them the same three modifiers that make them virtually impossible to kill"

"yes this is awesome gameplay"

[gloomy tartan]

I only have one 17 toughness curio tho lol

[jaunty path]

Toughness is best thought of as a second healthbar.

That you can restore

really easily

[candid drift]

i love rotten blight ... so much green mmm...

[jaunty path]

But it is armor yeah...a lot of armor

[tight pine]

Then get more (brunt loves selling them sometimes)

[brave hull]

"here at fatshark, we've been cooking up the nastiest doodoo dogshit possible to put into the game, so we plastered bullwark shields all over a chaos spawn and unleashed him into your games. Every 4 minutes he will multiply and gain 10% speed buff. We really wanted to challenge our hardcore players in the engaging ways that they have been asking for and look forward to your enthusiasm!"
-fatshark ceo probably

[gloomy tartan]

Tough helps me avoid losing health

As vet

[jaunty path]

Yea its fuckin awesome quit being a BABY and get GOOD

[gloomy tartan]

Vet squishy

[potent sage]

trvke

[jaunty path]

Every class is squishy these days huh

Increase ur damage or smth

[tight pine]

Even arby for some forbidden reason

[dire kayak]

im squishy

[tight pine]

We know

[jaunty path]

Its not squishy

arb players are just ass

[potent sage]

arby is not squishy

arby is better ogryn

[vivid zinc]

I'm hard as a rock. Ur bitching sustains me like I'm a sith lord. GOOOD. GIVE INTO THE HATE. GOOOOOOOD.

[potent sage]

but everyone who plays arby is a bitch who dies

[candid drift]

they should give arby pickpocket and 40% rending so i can just use my heckin wholesome arby shotgun on crushers

[jaunty path]

It's mostly the crowd that whines about ranged not being strong enough that suck at this game

[brave hull]

up untill the recent castigators stance changes you could facetank 2 demonhosts by mashing m1 under the effects of the ability easily.

[jaunty path]

The issue is almost always boiled down to just use your goddamn melee bro

come on.

[brave hull]

"arbites is squishy"

[vivid zinc]

VIDEO GAMES AREN'T FOR PEOPLE SEEKING REFUGE FROM A CRAPPY WORLD. IT'S ABOUT SECULAR NONSENSE. GOOOOOD SAYS EMPEROR PALPATINE.

[tight pine]

-me for some treasonous tzeentchian reason

[candid drift]

god i love smite

[tired inlet]

I'm sure that was funny in your head.

[jaunty path]

Your skin is looking mightly peelable

[candid drift]

i love not playing the game 🙂‍↕️ and not letting my team play the game 🙂‍↕️

[vivid zinc]

No. Not really. More like mockery.

[tired inlet]

brain bursts

[vivid zinc]

People who get heated over video games are silly

and they get silly comments

[tired inlet]

https://gunshowcomic.com/419

[graceful hamlet]

Melee is for wimpy nerds

Guns go brrrrrt

[tired inlet]

https://lh4.googleusercontent.com/proxy/8flAwRFp3_gxVYkbEyK1IQH0BmM_N_HySUpKsnDTKj4iO9hwE4Y3gq8qEkKKFAiqK8C0LT18GXVitjYKUg12HQ9WCOWq

[jaunty path]

Same kind of people

complain about people taking their ammo

[candid drift]

this post was fact checked by the desperado infauto gang 😎 😎 😎 😎 😎 😎

[jaunty path]

ammo conversation, use melee, pls

[graceful hamlet]

I wish the Psyker staff lmb’s weren’t so boring

[jaunty path]

it happens

Use heavy las pistol

[graceful hamlet]

Just have infinite ammo. Ez.

[jaunty path]

its the best in game

[jaunty path]

scum:

[graceful hamlet]

Yea but funny zaps and fire staffs

[candid drift]

i mean tbf this is valid if you've barely taken any ammo and like the pickpocket scum takes an ammo bag 😭

[brave hull]

swap lmb with special attack and use it as a melee weapon

[graceful hamlet]

Give hive scum reconlas

[thick coyote]

As the single handedly best player in the entire world
Ogryn ranged weapons should not suck

#buffGunlugger

[graceful hamlet]

Triple the twink ammo

[fair bridge]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pDnxDQZ3ZYM

kittens talking

[jaunty path]

Idk use your melee more so you're not out of ammo as often???

[thick coyote]

*all ammo

[graceful hamlet]

But why bonk when I can pew?

[jaunty path]

The complaint is even stupider when you're a zealot

[thick coyote]

Play as plasma vet

[graceful hamlet]

#givezealotfaithbasedammo

[thick coyote]

And all ammo is rightfully yours

[jaunty path]

Like bro, you only have like

2 talents dedicated to ranged

wtf r u doing

[potent sage]

some more armor piercing guns would be cool

an automatic that shreds carapace would be fire i think.....

[graceful hamlet]

Yea I don’t understand the zealot gunners ngl

[vivid zinc]

Ogryns should be able to dual weild Bolters

[graceful hamlet]

Like shit, even I just bonk when I play zealot

[jaunty path]

The thing is Carapace is designed to be anti ranged

[thick coyote]

Every automatic shred carapace if you're vet

[brave hull]

we've had this in the past

[thick coyote]

[brave hull]

it was not a good thing

[thick coyote]

Bring back fotf flamer 🗣️

[jaunty path]

We don't need anti carapace weapons, we need crusher numbers to actually be lowered.

Thats the primary issue

[vivid zinc]

and reverse the alt fire with normal fire for Gods sake

[graceful hamlet]

500 more crusher/bulwark mixed mobs

[jaunty path]

They literally intended to fix that months ago and HAVEN'T STILL

FIX YOUR GAME. PLEASE!

[brave hull]

"here at fatshark, we've been cooking up the nastiest doodoo dogshit possible to put into the game, so we plastered bullwark shields all over a chaos spawn and unleashed him into your games. Every 4 minutes he will multiply and gain 10% speed buff. We really wanted to challenge our hardcore players in the engaging ways that they have been asking for and look forward to your enthusiasm!"
-fatshark ceo probably

[graceful hamlet]

Nerf crusher numbers but buff their attack speed

[jaunty path]

bulwarks are 3x worse than crushers ngl

cuz I can at least damage crushers

bulwarks are just walking cockblocks

[brave hull]

"hyperdensity and bullwark overlap have been fixed this time i swear!" -fatshark every 3rd patch

[vivid zinc]

Bulwarks used to have their shield impacted by armor pen. You could dumpster a bolter into them and the shield won't help. Now the shield blocks it all.

[thick coyote]

H40 crusher Phantom attack

[graceful hamlet]

The nefarious stealth crusher

[jaunty path]

Bulwark spawns need to be reduced especially

a bulwark conga line is not fun to deal with.

Although its super fun in solo mode mod

Its satisfying to kill them in one hit..

very good..

[vivid zinc]

Flank them, circle strafe so either allies light them up or u catch them on a good angle

[brave hull]

"hyperdensity and bullwark overlap have been fixed this time i swear!" -fatshark every 3rd patch

[jaunty path]

Most of the time all you can do is wait for them to attack and quick time even it

[graceful hamlet]

I’m having fun as a flame Psyker but I mainly use my FGS and just use the flame staff to suppress/stagger ranged enemies and say nope to Bulwark mobs

[covert jolt]

moral of the story? force your teammates to fight them instead

[jaunty path]

no

[fair bridge]

i should play smyker again

[jaunty path]

theyre mine

i will kill them

[jaunty path]

open ur mailbox

[fair bridge]

why what in there!!

[delicate vapor]

food poisoning fucking me up

[jaunty path]

spiders

[fair bridge]

woaaa

[vivid zinc]

IDK I don't have issues with the bulwarks as long as I either get a good angle in for firing bast the shield or I get their back exposed so my allies can kill them for me.

[fair bridge]

new friendss

[vivid zinc]

congo lines of them is just whatever

[graceful hamlet]

Play smyker and just pick one person to follow closely around and smite whatever they look at

[jaunty path]

What difficulty you play on

[fair bridge]

YESSSS I'M GONNA DO THAT

[vivid zinc]

up to auric. I don't touch havoc

[jaunty path]

shameful

fair

[vivid zinc]

xD

[jaunty path]

hmmm

Thats good atleast.

I just find them so annoying.

[graceful hamlet]

Bonus points if it makes them quit

[jaunty path]

I

try my BEST

to get a damn angle

[fair bridge]

i'm gonna record

[jaunty path]

and I hear clank

AUGH

[delicate vapor]

[vivid zinc]

Compared to the pre-buff. Yeah. They a gid gud check.

[graceful hamlet]

Play Ogryn so you can jump attack their head over their shield

[jaunty path]

Fair reaching weapons like fgs gets you stab them when they walk diagonally

[covert jolt]

paul

[graceful hamlet]

Pickaxe supremacy 💪

[vivid zinc]

side dodge attacks done well get past shields too

[brave hull]

this works in a vaccum, but in general there is nothing you can actively do against bullwarks, they force passive play which is boring asf and all of this falls apart even harder when they appear in large numbers and start clipping into each other.

[jaunty path]

Sure but its a very small window And jumping is never a good idea in the midst of a horde. Because Jumping doesn't count as dodging

so you can easily get shredded in like

a second

[graceful hamlet]

Details

[jaunty path]

its actually a way you can die as scum

Scums biggest strength and weakness is dodge ironically

[vivid zinc]

Depends on the team. If one person baits them into turning their backs its a whole differnt ballgame. Zealot works best for this.

[jaunty path]

Because with its dodge speed you can achieve airtime

Which is NOT

a good thing.

You can dodge off a ledge or dodge into the air

and again

being airborne does not count as dodging

so you can eat shit if you are not carful

Stairways kill

[fair bridge]

lol my smyker build is totally intact yay

[brave hull]

brother this is still forcing passive play. It is inherently unengaging.

[south valve]

Hi chat

[vivid zinc]

Is it passive? a Zealot being aggressive so everyone else can be aggressive is kinda the point of the zealot class lol

[south valve]

Bye chat

[jaunty path]

In my honest opinion you should never leave an enemy to be someone elses responsibility

[brave hull]

it's like saying "bullwarks are fine because you can force them open with the crusher on zealot"

[jaunty path]

Yeah.

Not good

Kind of a dick move actually!

Unless you got their consent

Weapons like Crusher is great for dealing w bulwarks as well.

[vivid zinc]

Depends, you can realistically leave half dead enemies for the clean up crew while you move onto bigger things as the vanguard

[jaunty path]

not just for the shock attack

but it has great weakspot damage

[delicate vapor]

bye

[jaunty path]

ususally killing in one heavy

[jaunty path]

Its kind of funny how people try to make roles in this game

[graceful hamlet]

My role is kill

[jaunty path]

Its everyones job to kill everything they see

[delicate vapor]

kill or get killed

[jaunty path]

KILL.

[vivid zinc]

That's just how squad combat works though. I mean if I have a palpatine on my team I'm going to whip out my bolter and start special unit hunting. For example.

[delicate vapor]

[jaunty path]

What you should be doing is barreling them

It's the moral choice

[delicate vapor]

the wind did that

[jaunty path]

I'm not sure how to explain this.

[vivid zinc]

Psykers are heretics in training anyhow

[jaunty path]

Just kill everything bruh

[vivid zinc]

They eitehr die to barrels or get fed to the GoldenThrone

[covert jolt]

Paul is a great smyker displacement tool as well

[jaunty path]

No one has a single job

[brave hull]

"this enemy forces me to either wait for my team to do something about it or forces me to wait untill it does something to exploit said action." this is the definition of Passive gameplay.

[astral basin]

Can i get a hey yeah?

[jaunty path]

it's best to stay with atleast one other person

[delicate vapor]

job is to kill and get the objective done

pretty straight forward

[jaunty path]

exactly like with everything that spawns just kill things

Its your job to kill carapace, specials, elites, groaners, all that bullshit

[brave hull]

mmo brain is one hell of a mental impediment

[vivid zinc]

I mean yeah. If you try hard enough even a screw driver can become a hammer

[jaunty path]

I mean no matter how you play you're capable of dealing with everything, which sometimes depends on your weapon, like if you're using a weapon like declaw you're gonna have a hard time fighting carapace. then again literally no one uses dclaw

most mfs use dueling sword unfortunately.

[graceful hamlet]

I like dclaw

[vivid zinc]

mmmm dueling sword

[graceful hamlet]

Heavy sweeps my beloved

[vivid zinc]

I prefer heavy eviscarator due to the light attack aoe cleave

[jaunty path]

trve

[graceful hamlet]

I like the heavy sweeps on thunder hammer along with the stagger power

[jaunty path]

Thinking about one time there being an idiot here complaining about his team not killing the horde for him

dumbass literally named himself "I can't kill hordes"

[graceful hamlet]

[brave hull]

every time the bullwark question is brought up the wheat lost in the chaff is basically: The game is more enjoyable when bullwarks don't exist, but because they are never going to remove bullwarks we need to figure out a way to make bullwarks more enjoyable to play against.

[graceful hamlet]

I get the complaint if you’re trying to snipe all the specialists for them but yeah

[jaunty path]

That type of bullshit is why I am against the idea of anyones "job" being to kill particular enemies.

[vivid zinc]

Ideally you do something that can handle both but prefers to handle one or the other. One trick ponies tend to break their ankles and get sold to the glue factory

[jaunty path]

and then complain on the forums about "shitty teams"

[fair bridge]

tonight seems like a good night to put baseball game on my laptop outside and drink in the hammock

[vivid zinc]

Or a EU McDonalds xD

[jaunty path]

HMMMMMMM

[fair bridge]

i love my little hammock

[jaunty path]

Like

[dire kayak]

meow

[jaunty path]

If you equip dclaw

Just know your life will be 2x harder

[brave hull]

baseball game? WTPHRD?

[jaunty path]

It is NOT your teams job to consider your handicap

[fair bridge]

what

[jaunty path]

Your chose to use Dclaw

It is no one elses responsibility to assist you

[brave hull]

Winnie the poo homerun derby?

[fair bridge]

i haven't thought about that game since like 2016

[jaunty path]

Like when I was addicted to Dclaw veteran I never expected anyone to kill carapace for me

[vivid zinc]

I prefer Hello Kitty's Island Adventure myself

[jaunty path]

Actually

thinking about it right now

I could make a dclaw + helbore build

[fair bridge]

that could be cool

[jaunty path]

the one I had before wasn't good

[graceful hamlet]

I mean, it’s Veteran. Carapace is like nothing to them

[jaunty path]

but I managed

[fair bridge]

just installed proton 11 beta, i wonder if it's any good

[simple cliff]

Oh boy, the game had to cheat to kill me again.

[vivid zinc]

U remind me of me when I smoke a ton of weed and start talking into the ether about cool shit that nobody gets. xD

[fair bridge]

have to rebuild the shader cache..... again......

[jaunty path]

cuz those fuckers don't stop tossing nades

[graceful hamlet]

Shout crushers into a neat pile, krak their nuts, boom done

[jaunty path]

mhm

[simple cliff]

This time it decided that a captain was going to somehow do chip damage through a block with full toughness when he was right in front of me.

Unpopular opinion: If an enemy can't be beaten on 1 hp with toughness, the combat has a problem.

I really don't like how chip damage works. Joined a game and replaced a shitty bot with barley any health? Too bad.

[graceful hamlet]

I too prefer my chips unbroken

[simple cliff]

You better block or dodge every attack. No using your toughness for what it's actually for.

[vivid zinc]

Can't you kinda bypass chip damage as zealot with their any hit that breaks 1 wound is reduced by 40% perk?

[hazy kestrel]

43k more salvage to go. :)

LIFE COULD BE A DREAM

[simple cliff]

Like I could understand it if getting hit from behind or the flanks did it. But FULL toughness and blocking from the front? Really?

[brave hull]

the more you force certain classes to deal with certain enemies the more the community will rip itself apart because most people already can't play the game with powercreep where it is, and if i have to wait 5 minutes for timmy two nuts to kill a crusher because my build is prohibited from dealing with X enemy i'd rather shoot myself.

[simple cliff]

I was on 2 hp. I joined in and was replacing some bot that had made poor decisions.

Last person standing, 1v1ing the captain. Kicking his ass easily. But then he says 'no fuck you, I am going to ignore the rules' and a attack just insta kills me.

[vivid zinc]

lol

[jaunty path]

Did he uh like shout or something

[simple cliff]

I am raging about that.

[vivid zinc]

woof

[jaunty path]

did he do the push back attack

[simple cliff]

Nope. He did the little quick thrust.

[vivid zinc]

Meh its just a game shit happens

[gloomy tartan]

Hey my highest havoc rank is 30 nows

[simple cliff]

????

No shit?

[gloomy tartan]

Inf las gun goes brrrr

I mean brr brr brr brr

[jaunty path]

That should just push you back with no damage done. if you're blocking.

It may not have even been the captain

Was there any other enemy around you

[simple cliff]

No one else was in the room.

[gloomy tartan]

The corruptions a bitch man

[vivid zinc]

Want a game thingy that's nasty? Iost my 200 hours save in Crimson Desert due tpo a quest-blocking bug

That's maddening

[gloomy tartan]

Did you lose a pet

?

I saw you can have pet

[simple cliff]

It was a pure 1v1. My best guess is that maybe my stamina was lose. Even then, full toughness+a partial block. That should not be chipping in my opinion.

[vivid zinc]

Yeah I lost a pet. It wase a homeless dog.

[jaunty path]

Sounds like you got Fatshark'd. Rip.

[gloomy tartan]

Dam dawg

[jaunty path]

Was this in expeditions

[gloomy tartan]

You know I look at old pet pics sometimes

[jaunty path]

or normal missions

[gloomy tartan]

You know I used to have a pig bro

I was a pig dad

[jaunty path]

awww

[gloomy tartan]

Mr tiny pig

[jaunty path]

oink oink

[gloomy tartan]

He was cool as fuck

You know they can jump

Like SUPER HIGH

Pigs have insane jumping

[jaunty path]

Theyre muscly I think yeah

[gloomy tartan]

They just get fat lol

Bro he jumped from my floor up to my nipples

[simple cliff]

@jaunty path Expeditions. I actually enjoy them when I am just allowed to roam around, pick stuff up, and kill shit. Also, I did catch the game spawning pox-walkers out of thin air in the most blantant bad spawns I've ever seen. Because the captain was isolated he couldn't get any help. BUT BECAUSE THE CAPTAIN IS SUPPOSED TO BE A 'CAPTAIN' AND CALL FOR HELP! They just started teleporting in, maybe one teleported behind me and whacked me.

[gloomy tartan]

Like straight vertical

Up to nearly my collar bone

[vivid zinc]

have a good day ya'll! Im off

[gloomy tartan]

He got scared and squeeled

[jaunty path]

HAH

STEALTH POXWALKER

[gloomy tartan]

Did straight vertical jump up to my nip heights

Scared the fuck out of me

[jaunty path]

TACTICAL POXWALKER HAAAH

[simple cliff]

I don't think it was a stealth poxwalker. It is possible but unlikely.

[gloomy tartan]

I thought he wouel of exploded his little pig legs jumping so high

But no

[simple cliff]

Because I died the moment I heard the impact from the sword thrust.

[hazy kestrel]

Harlz, are you grinding for salvage

[gloomy tartan]

He also flipped me in bed bro

[tropic grove]

protec te lil unz

[gloomy tartan]

The piglet would flip me over when he wanted to go to the bathroom or eat

[jaunty path]

no thankfully and somehow hes playing for fun

[gloomy tartan]

Or drink

[simple cliff]

That's what the people I was with were doing. I was just trying to get a penance done to backstab X amount of people.
And level up Relic Sword.

[gloomy tartan]

With his nose the little piglet fuckint flipped me over in bed beuh

[tropic grove]

sar, do u want sum of me rations, sar

[gloomy tartan]

Piglets are amazing little dudes

Nah I’m Allright

Maybie just a nibble

[jaunty path]

Oh. Combat Knife is way better for that cuz it has built in backstab damage.

[gloomy tartan]

The corner

[tropic grove]

they aren't bad, just u need to chew harder so they dont move

[simple cliff]

Yes but relic sword is not level 20 yet and knife is so.... sword unitl it's 20.

[gloomy tartan]

Pigs act like dogs so fucking much it’s odd bro

Like just a very sociable dog

They have like a billion oinks

I ended up recognizing what oink was I’m hungry or bathroom or thirsty or I’m happy

[simple cliff]

So in other words, I was just running around picking shit up and murdering patrols. The game threw crusher pinchers at me. It threw gunner spam at me. I threw TWO packmasters at me. Nothing could kill me. So it decided to just... do that. This is unacceptable, millions must mald.

[tropic grove]

youre hungary?

[jaunty path]

You need only precog and uncanny to make it op

[gloomy tartan]

Just the same way very vocal dogs communicate pigs be the same

[hazy kestrel]

Are you playing on malice for the grind?

[jaunty path]

pig whisperer

[gloomy tartan]

Shits cray man

Some dogs liek that too very vocal

They train you lol

[simple cliff]

Yes but also because expeditions it feels like the diff is +2. Malice feels like damnation sometimes with how much the mode loves to spam and cheat.

[hazy kestrel]

Anything else for expeditions is just asking for hell from the director

[gloomy tartan]

Like they do the same noise for a concept

[jaunty path]

Pigs are actually very intelligent creatures

[gloomy tartan]

Ima send you pic lol

You’ll love him

[fair bridge]

they added pig physics to darktide hoooooooly shit

[simple cliff]

You knwo what also sucks. I am ALMOST done with the 'get tech' penance. But I am only 25% of the way for the salvage lord despite meeting up with some groups that have been pulling in 500 salvage per zone. WTF Fatshark.

[hazy kestrel]

Welcome to hell

[brave hull]

pigs are fair game to eat because if it came down to the wire they'd eat us if they had the chance.

[simple cliff]

AND YES I KNOW, I COULD JUST PLAY A DIFFERENT MODE! But I like running around murdering patrols and stuff. The problem is the game pulls a 'Helldivers 2' out of nowhere on me and then I get netted through a wall, instant killed by a poxwalker, or endless crusher patrol swarm.

[visual vortex]

I had a vision about BTS fans returning

[drowsy lynx]

see I don't mind hell if it's actual combat difficulty

[visual vortex]

Hi jawa

[hazy kestrel]

Killing patrols is what makes things ramp up more lol

[simple cliff]

Yarp.

[jaunty path]

You can run ahead in normal missions if you're brave enough

[drowsy lynx]

but being locked in malice, primarily collecting shit instead of fighting, with a team of noobs that can end the run at any moment by signaling for extract is not the hell I enjoy

[jaunty path]

[fair bridge]

i think proton 11 might be a winner

runs great

i might actually be able to use frame gen now

[simple cliff]

To sum it up, the best comparinson I could give would be imagine watching a really good movie. But every 30 minutes a random guy kicks you in the balls. That's expeditions.

[visual vortex]

Maybe i like that

[brave hull]

excited to see exactly how much performance Linux devices get out of it now, the numbers seem massive from what i can remember.

[delicate vapor]

yeah i need to go back to sleep im seeing stuff move in the corner of my eyes

[brave hull]

sorry, i'll scootch farther out of focus

[simple cliff]

It did it again. I hear a trapper, I am pinned. I press F to go invis-o-mode. Nothing happens. I mash... nothing happens.. I get netted...THEN I TURN INVISIBLE TWO SECONDS LATER!

Fatshaaaaaaarrrrk!

They are clearly out ot get me.

[brave hull]

install guarantee ability activation

[simple cliff]

No. They're watching me and will make the mod break for everyone.

[brave hull]

unironically idk how darktide went so far backwards in terms of input prioritization. weapon swaps and ability inputs should allways be prioritized over qued attacks.

[crystal osprey]

hey

can someone replenish my toughness

[simple cliff]

Extra irony. The shroud ability can be activated mid attack. So I have no clue wtf happened.

[jaunty path]

gamble for good curios

[tropic grove]

done with ogryn knife and heavy stubb, overall funny combo

now with shield and mace and grenade launcher

[brave hull]

"everything must prioritize server state because what if people cheat in our noncompetitive pve game"

[crystal osprey]

+16% health !

[tight pine]

“Protein tubes, with that white sauce”

[sleek harness]

Freaks™

[tropic grove]

can u get plasteel and diamantine off the mortis trials?

[tired inlet]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WbIaWNLUklY

[fiery wave]

About half the amount you get off a normal run of the same difficulty.

[tight pine]

Person who said Freaks®

[tropic grove]

thats... bad

[thick coyote]

"Put your karkin boots in" 🗣️ 🟨

[sleek harness]

Servor skull why you became like this

[tropic grove]

sar, yes sar

[sleek harness]

Not very recognizable

You look like a grey namer

[fiery wave]

Yep, likely on purpose.

[tight pine]

Uhh, steak

[tropic grove]

why?

[fair bridge]

i got blowed up.......

😔

[tight pine]

Are you sure?

[fair bridge]

i think it was a burster that someone stupidly shot at a buncha times

[delicate vapor]

[dire kayak]

NOOOOOO

[fiery wave]

Cos it's handed to you on a silver platter for finishing instead of scattered all over you gotta hunt and find.

[tropic grove]

oh and time-wise it isn't the best option either...

[tawdry edge]

Skill issue

[tropic grove]

[tired inlet]

Mortis is goofy fun and you can finish a mortis in like 60% of the time it would take a normal run.

[tropic grove]

fr

[astral basin]

Yk

[tired inlet]

some rounds are less than 1 minute long because it's like "I JUST SPAWNED 20 TRAPPERS!"

[brave hull]

mortis is like 12 rounds right?

[tired inlet]

and that's the round

[dire kayak]

in one mortis trial i managed to turn my arbitrator into a medic class

[tropic grove]

lmao that crazy

[brave hull]

and there is about 40 seconds of waiting between rounds

[astral basin]

I think. Someone ought to shoot me

[tropic grove]

then im gonna do one in heresy diff to see what the bluff about

[unborn zephyr]

Currently keep getting error code 3013 over and over, tried every fix I can so far, anyone got any ideas?

[brave hull]

aurics usually take like 15-20 min if it's a decent run

WOW the time waste in mortis is awfull

[fair bridge]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1OF3icemRJc

oh no..... biscuit has the hiccups...... oh fuck..........

[brave hull]

pray

[dire kayak]

oh mallow you mismatched cash piano ILL TEAR YOU TO PIECES

[astral basin]

Remember

Your ass can produce all 3 states of matter

until we meet again

[tawdry edge]

He deserved it

[dire kayak]

ILL KILL YOU

[tawdry edge]

[potent sage]

initiating goop mode

u think when u play kill team ur model leader operative goes "hey...... look it's the enemy Team... heh, let's go Kill 'em..."

[patent grove]

Such violance

[potent sage]

and then "WARHAMMER 40,000: KILLTEAM" flashes on the screen

[dire kayak]

ill be the first person to produce plasma with mine

[astral basin]

…

[twin flower]

[graceful hamlet]

I’ll be the first to create holy shit

First I need some holy water

[twin flower]

ehh

[crystal osprey]

havoc takes 8 seconds for me

cause i die

[graceful hamlet]

Also game crashed while I was having a perfect game 😔

[brave hull]

Competing for the havoc 40 any% wr is an honorable profession.

[marsh iris]

good morning chadtide

[twin flower]

nuh uh

[tight pine]

We can’t have nice things can’t we

[tired inlet]

not so perfect now!

[hazy kestrel]

So close to 60k

I’m on the home stretch now lads

Maybe 6 more days

Probably

[jaunty path]

I wanna beat havoc 40 solo someday

[tight pine]

10 millennium later:

[twin flower]

Can you even be in a solo havoc match

[crystal osprey]

why is my chat like gone from my screen

[tight pine]

It disappears after a while

[crystal osprey]

no like even if i press enter its not coming back

[hazy kestrel]

That’s a common bug

It comes and goes

[tight pine]

I would recommend contacting hadron

[crystal osprey]

HOW DO I FIX.

[tight pine]

Or melk

[brave hull]

they have mods to set up custom lobbies

[tight pine]

Yeah prolly melk, he’s friendlier

Sorta

[brave hull]

it goes on break sometimes

[tropic grove]

got like 65 diamantine on heresy diff mortis trials

yep, at least u don't need to find it

[tight pine]

unlike plasteel

[tropic grove]

i was doing really well when a trapper got me and downed me

i was like the tank

[hazy kestrel]

Do I look like a tech priest to you?

I am not

:(

[unborn zephyr]

Damnnnn

[marsh iris]

trapper downed you you say

[shell creek]

What stat should be the lowest if I’m rerolling for a good ogryn shield?

[fair bridge]

defenses

[shell creek]

That one governs how long I can block with it I’m guessing?

[fair bridge]

stamina efficiency, dodge distance/speed

[dire kayak]

meow

[shell creek]

Ty!

[graceful hamlet]

It’ll line up perfectly with the new patch to nerf the penance

[unborn zephyr]

Is 3013 more a server side issue or client side? I was able to play not even an hour and a half ago and now I can’t even connect to a lobby.

[fair bridge]

check #🎒support-issues and look for that error code in one of the posts

[unborn zephyr]

I did and nothing recent, especially the fixes

[fair bridge]

https://support.fatshark.se/hc/en-us/articles/15604662168477-Error-Code-3013

page is dead 😔

JULIAAAAAA

[brave hull]

i love fatshark

[unborn zephyr]

Verified files, disabled reflex, deleted game and reinstalled, deleted app data, tried using a vpn, etc.

And still can’t connect

[fair bridge]

what's your region

[brave hull]

https://forums.fatsharkgames.com/t/known-issue-error-code-3013/82837/2

[unborn zephyr]

Us central

Also made sure launcher and game is allowed throufh firewall

[fair bridge]

https://support.fatshark.se/hc/en-us/articles/15604389552157-How-to-Resolve-Connectivity-Errors-Latency-Issues-in-Darktide-Backend-Error-Error-Code-2001-2014-3013-More

best we can do for you

ignore the stuff you already did and try other stuff

flush DNS, enable universal plug and play, etc

[unborn zephyr]

Bet thank you

[hazy kestrel]

In the kindest possible sense: I hope you step on a Lego.

[fair bridge]

some ISPs are fuckers or just have things configured weird

[tawdry edge]

Neeeerdddd

[fair bridge]

could also be an old router

[fair bridge]

DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE

DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE

[graceful hamlet]

If it does happen, me and my cat will both step on Legos in solidarity

[dark lion]

Any chance of us getting like... a decent longer female hairstyle? like, an actual ponytail?

[graceful hamlet]

That would explode the engine

[fair bridge]

beauty is heresy

or something

[graceful hamlet]

Replace the gritty 40k models with anime waifus 🙏

Actually I assume there’s a mod to just replace the character models with umamusume models

[fair bridge]

i don't actually know if there are darktide model swap mods

if there were i doubt they would be available on nexus

fatshark has weird rules

[tawdry edge]

GW would personally find the modders house and blow their shit smoove off

[graceful hamlet]

I wish we could post gifs in general so I could post the dancing female anime space marine gif

[twin flower]

lmao

[tired inlet]

you know why

[twin flower]

next best thing ^

[tawdry edge]

Dm me it

[tawdry edge]

Thats not a space marine, you foid

[graceful hamlet]

I posted it in #zealot-class message

[fair bridge]

i don't KNOW these THINGS

[tawdry edge]

Laaarp laaaarp larper larper

[simple cliff]

Dumb question. Is there anyone here willing to do 'End of The Line' with me on heresy and speedrun the stupid train. You can go AFK for all I care.

[hazy kestrel]

No not the cat :(

[obsidian wren]

Played with a streamer today

Was odd

[fair bridge]

i'm probably going to kill you

[simple cliff]

I just need a private group because I realized all the milestone penances for zealot are locked behind that stupid private group one.

[graceful hamlet]

He’s a brave soul

[fair bridge]

you should kill those

[unborn zephyr]

Now I know to flush dns when the issue occurs lol thx for the help

[graceful hamlet]

What’s it entail? Just doing the train mission?

[obsidian wren]

Im good without

[simple cliff]

Yes. I damage the fuck out of myself and then we complete that shit.

[graceful hamlet]

Yea why not

[simple cliff]

[obsidian wren]

I did all of the omega hard penances before all this became easy

[brave hull]

the last streamer I played with on darktide hotmic'd the entire fucking game and pretended to talk to chat. When I checked his stream to see how many people he was talking to it was literally zero. Sadest shit ever.

[graceful hamlet]

I’m using FGS so watch out for barrels

[fair bridge]

speed racer is back in IMAX for like tonight and tomorrow night

[visual vortex]

Talking to his friends

[simple cliff]

[fair bridge]

i'm a little bit pissed i missed out

[obsidian wren]

Chat im shitting!!!! Im shitting!!!!!

[visual vortex]

(The meds are lies and take them away)

[fair bridge]

going to the movies just sucks now

[brave hull]

talking to the benadryl halucinations

[dark lion]

based

[visual vortex]

Talking to the sea hag and the hat man

Wait sea hag is from sleep paralysis nvm

Just the hat man

[fading otter]

Eh Ive been goin like monthly with friends since Bring Her Back last year and haven’t had a bad experience

Except some poor old lady on the verge of tears after losing a phone

[fair bridge]

me and bf used to go once a week

like if it's mostly empty and it's me and him it's usually great

if it's a popular movie or a special event or something we're fucked

[fading otter]

That’s fair I guess area matters a lot

[potent sage]

auric maelstorm is so fun why wasnt i put on ts before

[fair bridge]

these theaters attract the most brainless cunts alive it's so weird

[brave hull]

makes me want to invest in a projector

[potent sage]

it's like havoc... but it's actually fun

and beatable

[fair bridge]

i bought him one for christmas last year but we never use it 😔

we need to invest in a better one

watched 4K77 on it though

that was awesome

[unborn zephyr]

Damn all my loadouts erased

Nooooo

[brave hull]

get him the tank phone so it's super convenient to use it 🙂

[fair bridge]

tank fone.... wat....

wat a tank phone

[brave hull]

https://www.unihertz.com/products/tank-3-pro?srsltid=AfmBOoot3MbCDsI9wngKGq-1-5M6x71LmI7ucfcOT4_XwN8exgBjpvNv

[hazy kestrel]

60k, finally…

[obsidian wren]

Havoc is beatable if you arent looking at the sky with your gun out infront of a horde

[hazy kestrel]

I think I’m gonna take a break

[fair bridge]

wtffff

[hazy kestrel]

Just for a bit

[fair bridge]

that's kinda cool

[violet lintel]

Alright, back to the grind to get Pro-Trader (5).

[simple cliff]

THE ONE TIME I NEED THE AI TO HIT ME, THEY ARE INCAPABLE OF DOING IT! Surronded by mobian 21st and the god damn bots are actually holding the line. WTF!?

[violet lintel]

MY GOSH, i have never found Darktide as boring as now!

[graceful hamlet]

[jaunty path]

it is

[brave hull]

it's so impractical but it is sick in concept

[hazy kestrel]

Truth Nuke

[jaunty path]

you just SUCK

[hazy kestrel]

What are you at pal

[dark lion]

can whoever at fs that decided "lets make hotjoins not have full hp/ammo/grenades" please be fired

[graceful hamlet]

FGS on funny train mission is life

[violet lintel]

26410/100000 x3

[hazy kestrel]

You need a fellow salvage gatherer?

[violet lintel]

If you're up for it right now. Won't do any VC since i'm hanging out with someone but sure lol

[hazy kestrel]

K

Let me add ya

[violet lintel]

Roger roger!

[obsidian wren]

Why did they make expeditions so ASS

[violet lintel]

I actually like it. But i want the achievement lol.

[obsidian wren]

Its literally just grinding simulator after you see every structure

[violet lintel]

@hazy kestrel Hold up, let me rejoin.

[obsidian wren]

Theres nothing else to it

[violet lintel]

I got a dumb glitch where i can't access the chat

[hazy kestrel]

K

[tropic grove]

did auric mortis trials, got 100 diamantine, yeah idk

[obsidian wren]

Skill issue

[hazy kestrel]

Player retention goes brrrrr

Pain

[visual vortex]

For the epic plot advancement and mission where we get to see a titan

[tropic grove]

[brave hull]

fatshark doesn't understand what actually makes the games they make worth playing and as a divine joke whatever god exists let them stumble onto one of the best gameplay loops of all time.

[patent grove]

Warlord titan please

[obsidian wren]

In normal missions i have direction with an nice end goal and a reward waiting for me

[violet lintel]

@hazy kestrel ALright, we good we good!

[obsidian wren]

In expeditions i just collect tech slop for the tech slop god

[violet lintel]

Over salvage?!

[visual vortex]

On salvage fr fr no remnants

[marsh iris]

look at you guys having fun

[true minnow]

So what is the most efficient way to use money and mats to buy masteries, do you just buy things and upgrade all the way to orange and then sacrifice?

[brave hull]

i can't wait for the next quarters update where they put a rust like survival base building mode into the game!

[tawdry edge]

Having fun? In discord?