general-chat

[regal jasper]

bro, u need to pay more attention

[sleek harness]

I am

[stuck crescent]

What kind of soup?

[sleek harness]

Just not at pink people

[stuck crescent]

Tomato?

[sleek harness]

Soup

[stuck crescent]

Crab?

[sleek harness]

The fuck you mean crab soup

[stuck crescent]

I like crab soup

[sleek harness]

Eat better soup

[lethal solstice]

This is a very unfortunate first choice

[stuck crescent]

There's crab

[delicate vapor]

[drowsy lynx]

It's like soup, but with crab

[sleek harness]

I know smartass

[stuck crescent]

Then there's soup

[sleek harness]

But why crab soup

[stuck crescent]

Crab soup

[drowsy lynx]

Do you?

[sleek harness]

So you?

[stuck crescent]

Ever had a lobster bisque?

[drowsy lynx]

Me when phone keyboard

[sleek harness]

Yeah

It's good

[stuck crescent]

Its like that

[sleek harness]

No

[stuck crescent]

But crab

[sleek harness]

It isn't

[stuck crescent]

🦀

[drowsy lynx]

Even had skaven bisque?

[sleek harness]

No

[drowsy lynx]

You should, it's good

[sleek harness]

I had my own blood though

Tasty

[drowsy lynx]

Close enough

[stuck crescent]

Is it like crab soup?

[drowsy lynx]

Rat leg bisque

[stuck crescent]

Mmmmm

Crab

🦀

[south valve]

Crab

🦀

[crystal osprey]

i literally want to uninstall

this game is fucking dogshit

[stuck crescent]

Don't uninstall crab

[crystal osprey]

idk why ability input barely functions

you know how half the point of VoC is that i can get toughness

but it doesnt work when i do need it !

no you need a mod for it to work

goated game bro

[stuck crescent]

Huh

[crystal osprey]

u never just press ability and it does fuckall ?

[lilac crag]

hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

[regal jasper]

hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

[delicate vapor]

Astra..

[somber stream]

MILITARUM

[simple cliff]

Ok. Yeah. No more expeditions till the next maps. The drip is not worth it.

[tired steeple]

Astra yao boobs..

[simple cliff]

[delicate vapor]

Vhat

[simple cliff]

We're smoking filtered crack you stupid motherfucker!

[delicate vapor]

[regal jasper]

how u doing?

[tired steeple]

I’m a dog biting the fart bubbles in the bath

[lilac crag]

ibeprofen

im ok

bouta dt

hru oomfie

[tired steeple]

I am loyal to no one

I stand for nothing

[regal jasper]

damn, whats happened?

[delicate vapor]

Wiggling around like a worm at 4:46am

[lilac crag]

its a joke silly

meow

[delicate vapor]

Corin

[drowsy lynx]

Corn

[delicate vapor]

Cor

[tired steeple]

Nicole boobs…

[regal jasper]

[regal jasper]

im with a flu

[delicate vapor]

Think I’m sick from that fish I ate before

[hazy kestrel]

What kinda fish

[delicate vapor]

Cod

Or something

[simple cliff]

Call of Duty is fish?

[lilac crag]

[simple cliff]

[tired steeple]

Nicole boobs!

[delicate vapor]

Icole

[simple cliff]

Hey, I am here to talk to you about your soul's extended warranty.

[stuck crescent]

Wot?

[south valve]

Boobs?

WHERE?

[fair bridge]

the onion has officially acquired infowars

today is a good day to not call my son

[delicate vapor]

5am.. must return to my coffin

[warm junco]

what is infowars

[stuck crescent]

Alex Jones site

[warm junco]

yip

[stuck crescent]

The liberals are making the frogs gay guy

[feral vessel]

ok is rhat a bad thing

i thought gay was good

doing something productive is REALLY hard when you have two ongoing roleplays

[stuck crescent]

Its bad because he spreading the myth that there's an evil cabal of homosexuals (jews) trying to dictate life to the masses

[dire kayak]

1/3 solar auxilia surgeons painted

i love painting these

[stuck crescent]

How'd they turn out?

[dire kayak]

pretty good i think

[feral vessel]

primal monkey brain instinct activation when 'jews' are mentioned

[stuck crescent]

Yeah, probably shouldn't have gone into that

[feral vessel]

juice wawa get down here and FACE ME IN THE OPEN

[dire kayak]

so far i love resin

ive painted 0 resin minis poorly

[stuck crescent]

Yeah, been getting back into the hobby gradually

Painting is fun

[feral vessel]

ZEUS

YOUR SON HAS RETURNED

[feral vessel]

aw fuck ineed to do tha too..

less phon mor ball

[hazy kestrel]

Why are the cat’s eyes so big

[vivid zinc]

You know what's a really good mod? The radar mod.

Turn off all the enemy bs and leave on the resource/location/events stuff

[stuck crescent]

I like the mod, uh, that let's you look at cosmetics

[south valve]

Plink

[feral vessel]

euphenysm of plant and twink

g

[feral vessel]

big words

[south valve]

Hi Plink!

[vivid zinc]

I like using auto ping, helps a lot

I only set mine to ping important shit tho

[hazy kestrel]

HUH?

[dire kayak]

he was referring to blinking

[hazy kestrel]

You are bad guy, but that does not mean you are bad guy.

[south valve]

When you go back to plant, you should fo sho call yourself Plink

[stuck crescent]

I don't think that's what euphemism means

🤓

[dire kayak]

i will use this sticker at every opportunity

[feral vessel]

i do not care

i said that's what it means..

i used big word.. fellow lobotomites will KNEEL to me

[dire kayak]

do i get cat ears?

[hazy kestrel]

Sergal in the Queen of Lobotomites confirmed.

[tight pine]

No

[feral vessel]

king
maybe queen
depends on how i feel

[feral vessel]

supreme leader and CEO of cock and ball is my preferred title

[south valve]

Not even torture

just cock and ball

I respect it

[dire kayak]

i should use fumo stickers more

[acoustic pebble]

Eyo

[south valve]

Send the weapons montage one

[south valve]

gearing up for battle montage

[acoustic pebble]

Happy 420th day everyone

[stuck crescent]

How very antediluvian

[south valve]

Me preparing to fight Welshie because he put sauce on my pasta

[dire kayak]

gearing up to beat the breaks off merp

[feral vessel]

conspicuous pfp change

[stuck crescent]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sXrMEPBJa78

[feral vessel]

420 reference

hmm

[acoustic pebble]

I am now the Reggae Shark

[stuck crescent]

You

[acoustic pebble]

Just for today

[south valve]

I am now ✨ Painted ✨

:3

[dire kayak]

they need to make the cat ear helmet an actual cosmetic

[south valve]

YES

"And to think Rannick refuses to requisition felinids"

[feral vessel]

reminder:
BE PROUD OF YOUR NATIONALITY!!

[dire kayak]

never!!!!

the UK sucks

[feral vessel]

For example;

I LOVE SLOVAKIA!!!!!🇸🇰🇸🇰🇸🇰🇸🇰

BEST FEMBOYS SINCE POLAND

[south valve]

Yeeahh!!
Looks at map
Noo...

[stuck crescent]

This is why I voted plaid cymru

[south valve]

62

unc

[feral vessel]

NO

[stuck crescent]

YES

[feral vessel]

I Sw whar u dlted

[south valve]

Welshie, skip that one

[feral vessel]

ADMINS, BEHEAD THIS ONE

[stuck crescent]

skip what?

[feral vessel]

PUBLICALLY.

[stuck crescent]

Wot?

[south valve]

Skip 67

[stuck crescent]

Wot?

[south valve]

Just do it

[stuck crescent]

Wot?

[dire kayak]

hmmm

[feral vessel]

oh ogober

ofb

fobe

!

aFUCK IM FLORTBRAINED!!!

RAAAH

[south valve]

Sorry, I don't speak Welsh

[dire kayak]

do i drybrush my knight destrier in iron hands steel or the silver paint i forgot the name of

stormhost silver

[stuck crescent]

Wot?

[feral vessel]

johny silverdestrier..

[tight pine]

DAEMONHOST!

[feral vessel]

jogn

h

[south valve]

Is this the mystical language of Slovakia?

[south valve]

🫵

[tired steeple]

Is there a daemonhost mini

[dire kayak]

NO AND IT PISSES ME OFF

WHY GW

[tired steeple]

They’re cool as shit but they seldom appear in anything

They’re in inquisitor martyr

[feral vessel]

kuuuurvaa

[dire kayak]

theres one in eisenhorn

[tired steeple]

I gotta continue eisenhorn

[south valve]

By the and the 👅 and the 😼

[feral vessel]

NO

NO GET IT AWAY

[tired steeple]

Ena!

[feral vessel]

GIVE ME MY AFFINI GET IT AWAY

No

NOKO

NOOOO

[tired steeple]

Why js she bald

[feral vessel]

WHERE IS MY AFFINI

WHERE DID YOU PUT IT

[dire kayak]

shes so precious

[tired steeple]

Okay time to sleep

[tight pine]

692873 kilos of c4 and vortex nade did that

[jaunty path]

Gooded nighted

[tired steeple]

Ah I see

See you

[south valve]

What is this strange individual?

[fair bridge]

[jaunty path]

Ena

[dire kayak]

torsion cannon for darktide

[tight pine]

An orange

[jaunty path]

Play dream bbq

[south valve]

Oh okay

[dire kayak]

what about

[jaunty path]

Watch ena series

[dire kayak]

im gonna summon a daemonhost and turn it into a mini

[south valve]

I feel bad that no one said hi

hi!

[dire kayak]

haiiii

[blazing ibex]

Hi

[south valve]

I will be the host

[south valve]

Hi!

[dire kayak]

tempted to get the inquisitorial agents kill team

some cool minis in there

there's a badass one with a big glaive and combat knife and i wanna do him

gotta paint faces though

[tight pine]

Hi

[jaunty path]

My headphones died

Sad

[south valve]

Loose cannon x Fatalist ship

Actually no

authoritarian

x loose cannon

[hazy kestrel]

But why loose cannon

Bleh

[jaunty path]

Loose can

[hazy kestrel]

Loose Cannon is wack

You can’t handle the truth

[south valve]

Cutthroat x Maul

[lethal solstice]

Loose cannon is the best vet personality

Hands down

[hazy kestrel]

Their voice fucking hurts my ears

[lethal solstice]

If you want to be accurate its m prof and m maul

[hazy kestrel]

Bleh

[stuck crescent]

M Cut-throat can be fun when he lets his cadia mask slip

[hazy kestrel]

But at least they’re not Dukane

[south valve]

Cannon ships? Boring 🙄

[jaunty path]

Chudthroat

[south valve]

Give me the crazy stuff

[lethal solstice]

He also tells scum to kill themselves so its fun

[hazy kestrel]

OI

[stuck crescent]

M Professional is just a dork

[hazy kestrel]

THOSE ARE SOME FIGHTING WORDS RIGHT THERE

[stuck crescent]

F professional got some sass

[hazy kestrel]

:(

[stuck crescent]

He's a loveable dork

[hazy kestrel]

Oh I meant towards Missus

She is incorrect

I don’t care for Professional Vet

Indifferent

[jaunty path]

Chudthroat

[hazy kestrel]

Beware any barrels Missus, that’s all I’ll say.

[stuck crescent]

Never going to forget when someone on the reddit said "the Vet should have a krieg personality"

[hazy kestrel]

:(

[hazy kestrel]

What personality? lmfao

[stuck crescent]

bruv, first the krieg would need a personality

[jaunty path]

Uh. What. What personality. They literally avoid speaking

Most interaction you'll get is a nod

[stuck crescent]

The average krieg nerd only knows about the death korp from shorts

[jaunty path]

And a yes sir!

And a

Ok

[stuck crescent]

Yeah, Lyons thought gave them the personality of not having a personality

[dire kayak]

meow

[stuck crescent]

Sut mae

[hazy kestrel]

What does this mean

[jaunty path]

Make em wacky and zaney like on shorts...

[stuck crescent]

What's up

its an informal greeting

[stuck crescent]

NO. YOU DONT GET IT. THEY HAVE TO BE SUCIDIAL MEAT ROBOTS

THEY HAVE TO BE BORING BUT LOOK REALLY COOL TO SELL PLASTIC

[hazy kestrel]

Emperor forbid, if we ever get something like that, I’m barreling anyone that uses it.

Smykers will be perfectly fine compared to that

[jaunty path]

We will be at war then

[hazy kestrel]

I keep forgetting to burn those books by Lyons that I mistakenly bought.

[jaunty path]

How many of which do you possess

[hazy kestrel]

2

[jaunty path]

Krieg and?

[hazy kestrel]

Unfortunately

Uh, some other Krieg one

[jaunty path]

Also Death Rider is good according to Dilara

[hazy kestrel]

Siege of Vraks

Both Lyons slop

[stuck crescent]

Honestly, I thought the krieg were actually insufferable in dead men walking

[jaunty path]

How was that book

[hazy kestrel]

Gotta burn those books when I have a chance

[jaunty path]

How so

[stuck crescent]

Because its not a krieg book, its a commissar book

[hazy kestrel]

Awful

[elder merlin]

[hazy kestrel]

Because it was written by Lyons lmao

[elder merlin]

Its that guy that hates the Night Lords

[jaunty path]

I was about to say a krieg book centered around a commissar would be better lmao

[stuck crescent]

They get most of the local PDF killed for no reason, and then give the rest of PDF grief for dying

[hazy kestrel]

I love the night lords

[stuck crescent]

Vraks is just bolter porn

[hazy kestrel]

It’s one of my favorite books

[elder merlin]

Im talkin about @stuck crescent

[hazy kestrel]

Oh

[stuck crescent]

Night lords are cool

They're evl, they don't pretend not to be evil

[jaunty path]

Gross

[fair bridge]

my arms are so sore from using the weed whacker

[hazy kestrel]

@stuck crescent, what happens when your number reaches 100?

[elder merlin]

He finally dies

[stuck crescent]

Krieg books are never actually about the krieg, because they're whole thing (not having a character) doesn't work for for a protagonist

[south valve]

He becomes Krieg lover

[stuck crescent]

Its going to 40,000

[elder merlin]

So at 40,000 you become gay, right?

[stuck crescent]

Oh that already happend

I paint tiny toys

while smoking a pipe

[hazy kestrel]

You have a pipe?

Based as fuck

[stuck crescent]

Several

Mum made me promise never to smoke ciggies

So I never did

[hazy kestrel]

I don’t smoke because of asthma and the like, but I do have a pocketwatch.

And a nice trench coat. :)

[stuck crescent]

.........what colour?

[hazy kestrel]

Black :(

[stuck crescent]

It better not be grey or blue

[hazy kestrel]

I wanted a brown one

But it was out of stock

C’est la vie

[stuck crescent]

......ok

you're good for now

[true minnow]

Matrix trench coat or columbine trench coat

[stuck crescent]

ych a fi

[hazy kestrel]

Neither.

Just a nice London fog trench coat

[true minnow]

Also does anyone on PC use a controller to decent effect?

[hazy kestrel]

Yeah

Controller is easy

I don’t like M&K for FPS games

But that’s just my personal preference

[true minnow]

My knee is fucked but I wanted to still play a little so I was going to bust out the controller but it's been awhile

[jaunty path]

Note: personman is a masochist

[hazy kestrel]

Hope you get better pal

[true minnow]

And it would suck not being able to reliably fuck up weakspots

[hazy kestrel]

Not anymore

I used to be

[jaunty path]

Stopped expeditions?

[true minnow]

It's autoimmune stuff, never better just less worse

[hazy kestrel]

Not yet

[jaunty path]

Bruh

[hazy kestrel]

Oh. :(

I hope it gets less worse soon.

[hazy kestrel]

45k more

[jaunty path]

💜 same

[jaunty path]

Suffering

[hazy kestrel]

Could be worse

I could be at 10k again

[fair bridge]

would anyone like to play

dorktide

[hazy kestrel]

Can’t wait for my 9 to 5 to be done

So I can return to my other 9 to 5

Salvage time. :)

[jaunty path]

[fair bridge]

do u wanna play

[jaunty path]

Not rn

[jaunty path]

I may play w my other friend actually..so if we got space u can join.

[fair bridge]

okie

[hazy kestrel]

Missus. We should definitely play duos again. That was pretty fun.

[fair bridge]

lmk

[simple cliff]

I love when I become so good the game has no choice but to cheat. Yeah, just randomy prevent me from vaulting over a tiny cliff cause you put a invisible wall there, not a problem.

[jaunty path]

Because you weren't playing expeditions

:)

[hazy kestrel]

Classic expeditions moment

[hazy kestrel]

:(

Noh

Because it was lights out

[simple cliff]

Happens on the normal maps too.

[hazy kestrel]

And I had extra daemonhosts to erase from existence

[jaunty path]

I like lights out. Never did it o that one though lmfao. Made it harder to navigate

But that makes the map feel new

[astral basin]

Aa

[hazy kestrel]

Eye strain goes brrr

[hazy kestrel]

You were at my side all along. My true mentor…my guiding Moonlight…

[stuck crescent]

I miss bloodborne

[hazy kestrel]

Same

[graceful hamlet]

Smykers everywheeeeere

[hazy kestrel]

Barrel time

[graceful hamlet]

Matched me with the same smyker on my next quickplay so I just quit

[south valve]

Arbites dog command:

[proper light]

Why do people hate smykers? I don’t play one but I never understood the negativity.

[hazy kestrel]

All they do is smite

Nothing else

[simple cliff]

All vets do is shoot.

[hazy kestrel]

Useless

[fair bridge]

i think it has to do with the braindead nature of being able to effectively press pause on any major enemy engagement with little to no consequences whatsoever

[graceful hamlet]

1.) it’s boring hitting training dummies for a full round
2.) they tend to be idiots who stunlock everything in bad spots but then stop stunlocking them at even worse times

[hazy kestrel]

That’s a skill issue, they have a melee after all

[proper light]

[graceful hamlet]

If you want to play with Smykers just go hit things in the training room for an hour

[simple cliff]

Psychers are fragile as fuck and their not any less mindless then the other classes.

[fair bridge]

psykers

[proper light]

Idk. All I care about is winning the mission. Outside of actual exploits and cheating (which is really weird to see in a pve game) I’ll take whatever is likely to give victory.

[simple cliff]

"But they can press go to stunlo-"
But so can my arbitor without even needing to press G!

[fair bridge]

brain burst builds are fun though, worth looking into

[graceful hamlet]

And the rest of us prefer to have fun with the game we bought

[fair bridge]

winning isn't everything!

especially in a pve game

[simple cliff]

Why are you assuming they're not having fun?

[fair bridge]

where there is literally no real penalty for losing

[proper light]

Winning is fun for me and fun is subjective.

[fair bridge]

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[hazy kestrel]

At the expense of everyone else

[graceful hamlet]

Winning isn’t fun if it’s boring

[simple cliff]

Where did this logic of 'if you're trying to win you're not having fun' come from?

[hazy kestrel]

I don’t want a match to turn into a walking simulator thanks to a smyker

[graceful hamlet]

“Oh boy, I got to hit training dummies for 20 minutes. That was sooo fun”

[hazy kestrel]

Boring as all hell

[proper light]

I feel like you can do more stunning and damage with the flame staff over smite tbh.

[simple cliff]

It dosen't. I don't use smite on Psycher very often but I have not found a single class that turns the game into a walking sim.

[proper light]

Granted the flame staff is absolutely cracked.

[fair bridge]

they should just make a competitive leaderboard for this game so people can have a more valid reason to complain about losing

[simple cliff]

Fuck no.

[graceful hamlet]

Winning is fun people tend to be “win at any costs no matter how boring the strat is” type of “fun”

[simple cliff]

Yeah, you made that up.

[neon agate]

I don't think. I think we should be able to see our own stats at the end of a mission

[fair bridge]

they need to enable friendly fire on auric

[hazy kestrel]

If those Smykers could read, they’d be very upset

[fair bridge]

scoreboard would be nice honestly, i just miss having it from vt2

[simple cliff]

Most people I play with want to complete the mission. It's part of the fun. Do we get pissy if we lose? No. But wanting to win is 100% normal.

[fair bridge]

add a little bit of salt to the game

wouldn't hurt anyone

[neon agate]

They don't' want people being flamed for that

[simple cliff]

Scoreboards are always terrible in co op game. People have weird ego trips with them.

[neon agate]

It would hurts lots of people

[fair bridge]

im flaming you right now

[proper light]

I once saw someone complain that you shouldn’t be able to shoot through teammates and I felt like that would make Ogryn unplayable.

[graceful hamlet]

#general-chat message

[simple cliff]

Ok, you quoted me and named the channel we're in.

Cool.

[neon agate]

Hellgooners when they ask why I have 10 deaths, but they also have 10 accidentals

[graceful hamlet]

It’s the comment above yours

[simple cliff]

Then reply to that comment!

[fair bridge]

hellgooners.........

[neon agate]

I know what mods they have

[fair bridge]

i need to get on that super credit grind

i want the WW1 warbond

[jaunty path]

Bro trust me if scoreboard was in base darktide i would NEVER get an ego boost I promise 🙏

[graceful hamlet]

@simple cliff this is the context I was working with

[proper light]

The only time optimized has been boring for me is when I was going for very specific penances.

[neon agate]

IDK missus you seem good at darktide

[hazy kestrel]

Missus. Why are you chasing after imaginary numbers

You’re better than that I think

[simple cliff]

STOP USING ME AS YOUR PING BITCH!

[graceful hamlet]

Get pinged

[hazy kestrel]

Lol. Lmao even.

[simple cliff]

Co op game SHOULD be. "Did we win? Did any teammates make the experience worse?" If you say yes and no then congrats, you had a good team.

[graceful hamlet]

Smykers make the experience worse yes

[simple cliff]

I've never met someone who admitted to using the scoreboard mod that wasn't extremely annoying about it because they don't understand how the game works.

[proper light]

Seeing people complain about smykers when the flame staff arguably does the same job but better is weird to me.

[fair bridge]

what difficulty do you two play on

[hazy kestrel]

Scoreboard users are insufferable. Well, most of them are.

[vivid zinc]

lolz

elitism

xD

[fair bridge]

from who

[simple cliff]

Here is the thing. Scoreboard users that ADMIT and tell people they're using the scoreboard are.

[hazy kestrel]

My issue with Smykers is that they don’t fucking do anything besides smite. At least inferno staff users contribute in a meaningful way.

[proper light]

Mostly auric and havoc lately. I’m not h40 though, I just cleared h27 last night.

[fair bridge]

i need to get my havoc back up

[astral basin]

Aaa

[fair bridge]

i think i played like 2 wipes ago

expeditions isn't that fun

[vivid zinc]

Meh I use it but I don't complain about allies. If their score sucks its cuz the good players hoovered it all up.

[simple cliff]

A lot of things can do what the smyker does. I don't know where the hate is coming from, I don't see them making havoc or auric any easier aside from what a usual player can do.

[jaunty path]

MOTHERFUCKER WHO ARE YOU TO SPEAK!?!?!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

[hazy kestrel]

What

[proper light]

I’m mostly a penance farmer. I run expeditions on malice to speed up the tech remnant and salvage farming.

[hazy kestrel]

Are you babbling about Missis

[graceful hamlet]

I’m so cool because I don’t use scoreboard
Ignore the fact that I’m on console

[jaunty path]

👁️

Expeditions

[fair bridge]

i just want all my master of war seals and that's it

[jaunty path]

Your 9 to 5

[hazy kestrel]

That is in no way related lmfao

[proper light]

I just broke 6900 penance points last night. I’m mostly progging the auric and havoc penances, why I started doing them.

[vivid zinc]

I use auto ping...and frankly it's pretty good xD Since I have it set to ping only specialist units

[jaunty path]

You're chasing a number

[hazy kestrel]

Not really

[simple cliff]

I mean, in-game. The few times someone used the scoreboard mod they were annoying af. They kept talking about my damage even after me and the other two teammates told them I'VE BEEN STUNLOCKING EVERY WAVE FOR THE WHOLE GAME!
The crusher can stunlock anything without a healthbar.

[hazy kestrel]

Just have it pinned. When I complete it, yay. I’m in no rush

[lilac crag]

kill damage counter is healthier

doesn't invade anyone else's stats but yours

[hazy kestrel]

Then I’ll be free from this awful mode

Until the next reset for the final 2 zones

[jaunty path]

Talking about someone elses damage is serious bitch behavior icl

[hazy kestrel]

Then I’ll REALLY be free

[vivid zinc]

dmg means someone else did it instead of u lol doesnt mean u suck ppl dont understand statistics

[simple cliff]

@vivid zinc

Like I said. 90% of scoreboard users are fine because they don't say shit. But man, the ones that speak up are annoying af.

[hazy kestrel]

If those scoreboard users could read, they’d be very upset.

[simple cliff]

Legit got mad at him and said, "Hey. You remember all those huge crusher waves that never swung on you so you could crit them in the head at your leisure? THAT WAS ME! THAT WAS ME KNOCKING THEM DOWN OVER AND OVER! ALSO YOU'RE WELCOME FOR THE MASSIVE DAMAGE BOOST TO STAGGERED ENEMIES YOU SMUCK!"

He told me I needed to learn to take advice, despite it being 3v1.

God, I wish I could get inside his head. When I meet people like that, I really want to know how the fuck their thoughts form.

[vivid zinc]

to be fair it does suck when u stack max brittleness on a boss. do %90 of the dmg and someone else gets the kill lmao

[hazy kestrel]

Never argue with idiots. They will drag you down to their level and beat you with their experience.

[graceful hamlet]

I mean they literally turn off the enemies for a variable amount of time, usually in terrible positions, and they tend to spam it on everything. You spend most of the round hitting electrocuted enemies unless you go balls to the wall and speedrun away from the smyker

[simple cliff]

A lot of classes can do this. My arbitor can do this if I play him shitty.

[graceful hamlet]

Now there’s the rare Psyker who knows how to smite and when, but most of them just spam it. Had a vent smyker for my last game so you never knew when the electrocuted enemies would start randomly swinging again

[vivid zinc]

Better version of this is Arguing with idiots is like playing chess with a pigeon. They'll knock over all the pieces and strutt around like they won.

[fair bridge]

i think i might try prey again

[hazy kestrel]

At least pigeons are fascinating creatures to just watch them do their thing

[simple cliff]

Don't be rude to pigeons. These people will lose the game and then explain why they're actually better then you and what just happened was a fluke or something. They won't even shit on the board.

[vivid zinc]

I had 2 cool pigeon interactions. The best one was it flew and latched onto my shirt so I pet it. Wild pigeon.

[graceful hamlet]

You turn off less enemies and there’s always more enemies for people to fight while you relieve some of the pressure, it’s a lot different then just turning the game off

[vivid zinc]

yeah

[hazy kestrel]

I remember getting crapped on by some bird when I was young. Absolute asshole avians. :(

[vivid zinc]

I get along with most animals

dogs, cats, wild animals mostly though im not an idiot about it lol

[graceful hamlet]

So you had a shitty experience

[hazy kestrel]

Yes

[vivid zinc]

used to go into the forest to smoke weed and would say hi to the owls

[jaunty path]

Thats what I want to do with a lot of people

[hazy kestrel]

It’s not worth it, they’ll infect you with their idiocy.

[fair bridge]

get out of my head GET OUT OF MY HEADG

[hazy kestrel]

Just let the stupid people rant into the void

[jaunty path]

My mom explaining to me why the quartz crystal in my room is actually evil and needs to be destroyed and that halloween is actually satanic:

[vivid zinc]

A year ago I had back-billed magpies fly into my livingroom to grab peanuts. One of the fledglings took a liking to me and would wander into my bedroom.

Crows would fly into my livingroom too for snacks once in a while

[dire kayak]

2/5 custodians painted

[jaunty path]

My mom needs to get banned from YouTube shorts

Like

Now

[hazy kestrel]

You can’t fix stupid people Missus, no matter how hard you try. It’s not on you to fix what your mother has become.

[vivid zinc]

I feel the need to dab for the emperah again

[dire kayak]

why's that?

[blazing ibex]

Report them

[vivid zinc]

I'm having a blast in expeditions now. Most of the time I get to carry hard.

[blazing ibex]

No seriously like actually report them.

They're not supposed to be doing that.

[vivid zinc]

I've only once ever come across someone report worthy and it was in VT2 with voice chat. Guy was going psycho with all sorts of stuff.

[hazy kestrel]

Hello? Based Department? Yeah, I want to tell you about Goblin, they’re really fucking based.

[blazing ibex]

You can mod the game but you're not supposed to bring up metrics like that to other players when you have to mod to get those metrics.

[astral basin]

Fs dont care if your using mods so long it doesn’t affect other players

[graceful hamlet]

Goblin deez nuts

[hazy kestrel]

No thank you please

[vivid zinc]

IDK good general advice but saying 'yay I had best dmg' or w/e is innocuous.

[blazing ibex]

Yeah. Actively bringing up another player's stats to berate them does fall under affecting another player's experience.

[blazing ibex]

That's alright. They're still technically not supposed to but this is a matter where context does play a part

[vivid zinc]

like if I kil 50 specialists ima brag lol

[blazing ibex]

"50"

You sweet summer child.

[neon agate]

I think the truth is that leaderboard is really bad for players who are just not dps builds and new players would be discouraged. Honestly it's kinda why I want just a leaderboard for just yourself

[vivid zinc]

;

[blazing ibex]

It's almost adorable.

All I'm saying is

[vivid zinc]

problem with leader boards is ppl aren't smart enough to understand statistical relavence.

[blazing ibex]

HISTG makes you fuckin learn how bad things can truly get.

[fair bridge]

exploeds goblin

[graceful hamlet]

What if Skitarii gets super smite

[blazing ibex]

Whai doe

[fair bridge]

fuN!

[graceful hamlet]

Arc thingamajigs

[hazy kestrel]

More barrels will be needed

[thick fog]

Smite 1v1

[neon agate]

I mean the truth is that in lower diffs specials and elites are not that much

But in higher diffs you realize that horde is like the least important thing

[graceful hamlet]

500 trappers

[neon agate]

And killing elites and specials

[vivid zinc]

yeah lesser enemies killed is pretty meh

like GJ bro

[blazing ibex]

Four poxbursters upon ye at different times so you can't actually avoid the explosion

[tight pine]

500 crushers

[thick fog]

Just get to high ground smh

[graceful hamlet]

Mixed with Bulwarks

[thick fog]

Climb a small box

Easy win

The explosion radius did not reach you

[tight pine]

Are you sure?

[thick fog]

I am always sure

[graceful hamlet]

They can’t hit you if you don’t give them consent

[vivid zinc]

Or IDK just run away?

[thick fog]

True

[vivid zinc]

If ur not solo swaggins it'll be fine just retreat

[thick fog]

Sometimes the best way is run away for your life

[vivid zinc]

Any time ur out of position and u hear houds or a trapper spawn that's ur queue to regroup

That's why the sound plays

[thick fog]

Nah just rush to them

Solo them all

[vivid zinc]

If ur good sure lol xD

just remember netters dont care about corners. U kill them or rush behind them to counter the nets

[thick fog]

Nurgle blessed nets

[hazy kestrel]

Or stealth on some occasions

[thick fog]

[hazy kestrel]

:(

[languid hazel]

I just did a cpuple of helldives with the Ultramarines’ primarch

[graceful hamlet]

Did he have his elf wife?

[vivid zinc]

Spidey sense isn't cheating. You need to go on a rant 😈

[hazy kestrel]

Kindly bugger off

[vivid zinc]

Nah. Rant time. Get ANGRY bro. 😈

[hazy kestrel]

No, now bugger off please.

[vivid zinc]

xD

OKOK

[hazy kestrel]

Goddamn autocorrect :(

[vivid zinc]

God though I really like Darktide Expeditions. Just wish it was more refined.

Not enough reasons to keep playing it. Personally I'd make bosses n shit drop red weapons as loot, tailored to the classes and not a shared loot table.

red weapons filling the missing 20% of weapon stats we have in and RNG drop table.

[simple cliff]

Is there a way to dodge/block the chaos spawn grab aside from just never entering range?

[hazy kestrel]

You mean to tell me that you don’t enjoy picking up 5 salvage at a time for a 100k salvage trading penance?

Inconceivable!

[amber delta]

yes dodge into the grab

[simple cliff]

[amber delta]

its true

[vivid zinc]

I'm just doing it for the fun atm and maaaybe one day getting the salvage lord title. Wish there was more to it tho

[amber delta]

when it winds up the tentacle for grab dodge into it and it will pass through you

[vivid zinc]

Pass through you like undercooked Taco Bell? Or pass through like like a tentalce in a Hentai?

[amber delta]

yes

[tight pine]

Mmm… volkite weapon cool, maybe we should give us some

[vivid zinc]

One day I hope we get Darktide: Armageddon if you catch my drift

[stuck crescent]

Ork darktide would be neat

The twist....YOU PLAY AS ORKS

[vivid zinc]

Imagine spawing into a gigantic perpetual planet-wide war as some poor sod on whatever faction adn watching Biotitans and Titans and whatever just bashing it out with huge huge forces fighting. And you level up to become one of those crazy titans or massive unit pilots eventually.

With all factions

We're getting close to the tech now, UE 5.4 is a massive improvement

[bronze wren]

They got pretty close to this with planetside 2

[jaunty path]

Dodge right into its arm. Seriously. You don't need to slide

[wintry steeple]

mmyes forwards and right

[tight pine]

Yep, that’ll give you more ptsd in 5 seconds than even helldivers will ever achieve in a decade

[wintry steeple]

sorta like a 60 degree angle i think

[ancient tinsel]

Warghtide

[tight pine]

Waaaghtide

[thick coyote]

@stark bobcat you got the sticker yeah?

[jaunty path]

Its an image

It should be a sticker tho

[simple cliff]

Are you using to me... to get to SOMEONE ELSE'S MESSAGE!?

[thick coyote]

Yeah

Visual aid>>>>>

Anyway dodge into the grab
Aka your right

[jaunty path]

Mhm

Its not difficult too

Just dodge right

Don't dodge left itll grab ya

[twin flower]

whoa

[thick coyote]

Yeah you're getting modded

[true minnow]

Look at my ogryn genitals

[jaunty path]

<@&735928989146939404>

[thick coyote]

Oh moderator 🗣️

[jaunty path]

Get dat e gurl pus

[thick coyote]

Gone with the chaos

[ancient tinsel]

CAMTIDE

[hazy kestrel]

KILL HIM AQUILA. KILL HIM NOW

[ancient tinsel]

OOOGA BOOGA

[true minnow]

Speaking of Ogryn, does it upset players when instead of killing a hoard with my weapon quick and responsibly I just slap them to death

[twin flower]

AWOOOGAA

[ancient tinsel]

The Big E banned ONlyFans

[jaunty path]

No its hilarious

[thick coyote]

It's always right to randomly slap shit around

[vivid zinc]

Jesus my Zealot is a specialized boss killer lmao

[true minnow]

Good because I can't help it after learning how fun it is

[thick coyote]

I remember the first game after they made ogryns hand deal damage

I punched a burster and it exploded

[true minnow]

I am surprised there is no fist weapon for ogryn

How fun would that be

[simple cliff]

Isn't there a gauntlet?

[hazy kestrel]

Big Man forgot about the brass knuckles he’s been carrying

[thick coyote]

Yes grenadier Gauntlet

It's

Not good

💀

[astral basin]

Aa

[simple cliff]

They should add a weapon that is just 'yer fist' and for some reason you have to find/buy it. It can be blessed/empowered. And there is a mastery skin for it.

[thick coyote]

Even then it's a reliable anti gunner weapon

[astral basin]

Misery

[wheat harness]

dual fist special is ogryn picking a special/elite up and giving them a mean sloppy kiss

[true minnow]

I wish you a coma

[hazy kestrel]

Why are you all so freaky

:(

[wheat harness]

I just woke up

[true minnow]

It's 2026 if you aren't freaky you are an outcast or a bad person

[hazy kestrel]

Please go back to taking a nap.

[hazy kestrel]

Well I guess I’m an outcast. :(

[simple cliff]

I am surprised there is no ability for Ogyrn to hit a dude with another dude.

[thick coyote]

You're an outcast but you're by yourself

Truly

An existential crisis moment

[hazy kestrel]

Another for the existential crisis collection.

Tuesday, innit?

[simple cliff]

Almost done with zealot penances. Except I am going to have to annoy someone to do the weird speedrun one with me.

[wheat harness]

do the train mission

🫃

[ripe tangle]

but I’m not a Freak

I kill Freaks!

[thick coyote]

Freak

🫵

[ripe tangle]

how dare you!

[hazy kestrel]

Freak

[thick coyote]

[stuck crescent]

I'm a krieg hater

I hate kriegs

[tight pine]

Agreed

[hazy kestrel]

Live Sister Argenta Reaction:

[thick coyote]

Argenta hits the griddy 2025

[hazy kestrel]

I felt a part of myself die after reading that.

Thank you.

[thick coyote]

#zealot-class message

[hazy kestrel]

No thank you please.

Zealot chat is a spooky place.

[thick coyote]

Weakling

[stuck crescent]

It has a hadron's chair

[hazy kestrel]

For absolute freaks

Yes

[dire kayak]

meow

[fair bridge]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/1N5T1qu0Dd8

look at this..

[thick coyote]

But

To be fair

Zealot chat is home to Stan's culinary warcrimes

[south valve]

Amazing creature

[thick coyote]

So it's understandable

[hazy kestrel]

What

[south valve]

Who is Stan?

[hazy kestrel]

Is that the guy who can’t cook

[south valve]

and why am I already afraid of him?

[jaunty path]

Talked about hard things with my therapist today

Hooray

[hazy kestrel]

The one who dares to prove Chef Gusteau’s timeless edict: “Anyone can cook.” wrong?

Progress

Congratulations

[south valve]

I hope you feel good

and not bad

[jaunty path]

Yea

[south valve]

and do well in the mind and stuff

[dire kayak]

i love this

thank you mallow

[thick coyote]

Culinary warcriminal

[fair bridge]

he is a Very Big Ouppy

highland cows are the best

[jaunty path]

It went nice. But honestly my mood can be very sporadic

I can feel okay for one minute but that can change like in the next 5 minutes

:p~

[dire kayak]

honestly same here

that's kinda how i feel about my mood swings really

[jaunty path]

10 days until my bday

[languid hazel]

Same

[jaunty path]

Im expecting 50 to 500 dollars from each one of you

[hazy kestrel]

No

[languid hazel]

I have no money 😭

[twin flower]

u get a string from my pocket

[dire kayak]

donate all your money to reimu fumo

[hazy kestrel]

Best I can do is 5 salvage

[sleek harness]

Good thing I wasn't here before

[true minnow]

Does mastery go up from kills with the weapon or just xp earned while its in your loadout

[dire kayak]

best i can do is a nya

[hazy kestrel]

I’m honestly not sure

[dire kayak]

[jaunty path]

Manifest cash

[hazy kestrel]

I only even used materials to spam upgrade weapons lol

[south valve]

Best I can do is monopoly money

[jaunty path]

same

[hazy kestrel]

And to increase their mastery to max in like 15 minutes

[jaunty path]

I fully upgraded scums shit in like

A day

[hazy kestrel]

A day?

[jaunty path]

Because im rich 😎

[hazy kestrel]

I upgraded that shit in maybe an hour

[true minnow]

Oh you just buy stuff and sacrifice it?

[hazy kestrel]

Why’d it take you a day lmao

[twin flower]

poor

[hazy kestrel]

Yeah

[jaunty path]

Well i did it all in one day i mean

Im pretty sure..

Seeing how much material I have now

[dire kayak]

i donate all my materials to reimu

[jaunty path]

And the new methods im aware of

[hazy kestrel]

Huh

What new methods

[jaunty path]

I think i can fully level up the upcoming class in an hour

[hazy kestrel]

Oh I think I know what they are

[stuck crescent]

What is a ruffle?

It sounds gross

[hazy kestrel]

WHAT

I WILL NOT TOLERATE RUFFLES SLANDER IN THIS HOUSEHOLD

[jaunty path]

Load up a big mission. Run to a far part. Die.

[hazy kestrel]

:(

[jaunty path]

Repeat

[hazy kestrel]

Oh, ew.

[jaunty path]

Get the exp

[stuck crescent]

Wot?

[true minnow]

I just met an Ogryn who just started but had a name that should have been taken like, years ago

[jaunty path]

[hazy kestrel]

I thought you mean the equally scummy way of starting an auric expedition and immediately extracting or some nonsense like that

[jaunty path]

Oh nah

[true minnow]

Is that a strat

[hazy kestrel]

I don’t know

[hazy kestrel]

I haven’t demeaned myself to even try it

[stark bobcat]

Getting close to dodge grab and force attacks that are easy to dodge

[jaunty path]

If new class has a knife. I will speed through it

[stuck crescent]

A chain knife

[jaunty path]

Brah

[stuck crescent]

CCCCCCHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAINNNNNNN

[hazy kestrel]

I hope the new class has some pretty out there AdMech weapons

[jaunty path]

New classes should come with new missions ngl

[jaunty path]

Maybe

[hazy kestrel]

I know we have the Sicarian Ruststalker signature melee

[tight pine]

Macro cannon

[twin flower]

new as in just one mission

cuzfat shork

[jaunty path]

sigh

[fair bridge]

slide dodge in the direction of the arm

[twin flower]

are u still not used to it

[jaunty path]

Dawg we got like

One

Single new mission

And its gotten boring already

[true minnow]

I would like to do more expeditions but they don't award anything

Unless you grind penance

[jaunty path]

I know how to traverse it optimally already

[hazy kestrel]

I think No Man’s Land was mid

[astral basin]

I dont wanna be at work

[stuck crescent]

I liked no man's land

[astral basin]

I

[jaunty path]

It was okay.

[hazy kestrel]

Ironic

[dire kayak]

alexander didn't play dt with me im gonna cry

[astral basin]

Wanna be ringing some eldens

[stuck crescent]

How?

[true minnow]

Get a work from home gig

[astral basin]

Dont own a computer

[dire kayak]

i can eat your workplace

[fair bridge]

i wana play..

[hazy kestrel]

Well, you’re the guy that hates Krieg and their rabid fans’ jokes on shovels, trench warfare, etc.

And you said the trench map is alright.

[stuck crescent]

KRIEG DONT OWN TRENCHS, ITS A NORMAL GUARD TACTIC

[hazy kestrel]

I’m just being silly though

I know

I know lol

[stuck crescent]

AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[hazy kestrel]

Don’t go off on me

[jaunty path]

It would be nice if no mans land had endless waves

[stuck crescent]

ILLL FUCKING GET OFF ON YOU IF I WANT

[blazing ibex]

Break time

[stuck crescent]

uhh

I worded that wrong

[hazy kestrel]

Immediate restraining order

[jaunty path]

Endless waves and fighting along side friendly AI

They could've made money off krieg bullshit

[stuck crescent]

I wish there was ai

[thick coyote]

In this economy?

[stuck crescent]

Love the guardsmen in sm2

even if they're pretty useless

[jaunty path]

Gey

[delicate vapor]

[hazy kestrel]

15 more minutes until I am free from work.

[astral basin]

I need to finish my necron models rather than side eye them in fear on how im going to correctly glue their twig arms

[hazy kestrel]

I still haven’t painted my Bretonnians

[jaunty path]

Fuck it up and be made a scarab

[hazy kestrel]

It’s been 2 years or so by now

:(

[simple cliff]

Attention: Thank you for answering my question about the chaos spawn... it has been answered 11 times, each time with a ping. Please cease.

[hazy kestrel]

Dodge right into the spawn’s arm.

[drowsy lynx]

Like this

[tight pine]

@simple cliff @simple cliff yes, I might stop pinging ye

[twin flower]

shaboogle away from it

lmao

get Hadron'd

[simple cliff]

[hazy kestrel]

Get Hadron’d

[simple cliff]

I am sure the tech priest would love emotes because it saves them from having to express anything.

[hazy kestrel]

Oh wrong one lol

[simple cliff]

Just put the funny little face in the message and people know how you feel about it.

[hazy kestrel]

:(

[tight pine]

[delicate vapor]

Yes I love being woken up rudely by my two cousins fighting over to make scrambled eggs

[true minnow]

Tell them to each make some and you will judge the winner

[hazy kestrel]

It could be worse

[dire kayak]

my thumb is aching

[mystic fossil]

For you tho?

[delicate vapor]

I had to make it for them

[delicate vapor]

No

For the little one

[mystic fossil]

Lmao thought they were cooking for you

[delicate vapor]

I don’t trust those two idiots with cooking

Especially while fighting

I can fight while cooking not them

[twin flower]

smack em with the frying pan

[delicate vapor]

[mystic fossil]

Shank em with the knife then use it for more flavour

[twin flower]

well let nots be hasty

[delicate vapor]

Forgot I have to take them to school

[astral basin]

Dog girls, cat girls, horse girls…

[delicate vapor]

The only peace and quiet I get

[astral basin]

Wheres the lizard girls at?

[true minnow]

Playing against the twins with randoms is such a gamble

Will we steamroll or will they die in the fart gas and complain

[drowsy lynx]

Pretty sad if they're not competent enough to pull off scrambled eggs, making them probably takes less effort than fighting about them lol

[delicate vapor]

They fight more than they could process using the toaster

[drowsy lynx]

Sounds like a difficult life to live lol

[delicate vapor]

[dire kayak]

should i play dt or ultrakill

[delicate vapor]

Ultra

[drowsy lynx]

Ultradarktide

[south valve]

V1 x Gabriel yaoi

[astral basin]

Hmmm

Do i play

Nightreign

Or elden ring

When i get home

[true minnow]

Both

[astral basin]

Piss off

[true minnow]

[astral basin]

If i play night reign im locked in for 3-7 hours before i get sick of randoms and log off
Vs elden ring im foraging for ever nook and item for the same amount of time

[tropic grove]

heavy machinegun double cannon is so good lmao

just aim, and dead

unless is a crusher ofc

[dire kayak]

hear me out on the virtues

[languid hazel]

The whut?

[tropic grove]

the machinegun of the ogryn that has two cannons

[south valve]

The balls?

with wings

[tropic grove]

idk what is called in english

[sturdy bane]

OGRYN THE STRONGEST

[dire kayak]

twin linked heavy stubber

[languid hazel]

Oh!!!!

[tropic grove]

how is it called in english?

[languid hazel]

What Goober said

[tropic grove]

heavy stubber? lol

well the heavy stubber is so good then lmao