general-chat

[south valve]

Glug glug

[hard gorge]

Pure basicity straight to your veins

[hard gorge]

Tide pod moment

Sometimes I like to make fun of gen alpha then remember we were the original demographic for the paul brothers

[south valve]

I like the blue raspberry tide pods

[hard gorge]

HELL YEAH

[amber portal]

Hello painted catboy

[hazy kestrel]

At least we can read.

[lilac crag]

at least we got to watch AJ sock Jake for what is one of the most historical moments in yt boxing

[south valve]

Hi Yommy!

[hazy kestrel]

Well, half of us can.

[south valve]

if that's still what I call you

[lilac crag]

no hi to me... smh...grr

[amber portal]

YES HAII

[hard gorge]

TRUE

[spring galleon]

Also, anyone else excited for the apparent tech priest class?

[hard gorge]

For all the fans the paul brothers purportedly had, I never met someone IRL who was a fan

[delicate vapor]

icole..

[amber portal]

Meow miau

Kitty kat

[hard gorge]

No way was it confirmed?

[lilac crag]

triple phone vibration

[spring galleon]

From all the stuff we've seen, its the most likely

[hard gorge]

YEAAAAAAH

[amber portal]

I NEED admech

[spring galleon]

and theres the stuff emperor found with the class tags

[south valve]

I took the catboy pfp off because it's cursed

[spring galleon]

and one of them is literally cryptic

which means cultist/the type

[lilac crag]

when u do No Man's Land there's a chance hadron has a voiceline that says " Such a shame Grendyl refuses to Requisition Skitarii operatives. "

[spring galleon]

annnd

[south valve]

I kept getting into super serious conversations somehow

[amber portal]

ADD THEM

[delicate vapor]

[south valve]

Okay..

[lilac crag]

I got this from DAY ONE of hive scum release, while I was a diehard skitarii hoper

[amber portal]

Good cat meow..

[lilac crag]

meow meow meow

[hard gorge]

I will actually splooge machine oil if its admech related

[south valve]

Meow

[amber portal]

MIAU

[delicate vapor]

😮

[spring galleon]

Honestly Im scared of the day we get a great unclean one as a boss fight

[lilac crag]

TERE YOU GO NEPHEW

[spring galleon]

https://tenor.com/view/nurgle-total-war-warhammer-great-unclean-one-daemons-nurgling-gif-24491424

feck

[amber portal]

PURRFECT

[lilac crag]

I hope it's attacks are less disgusting

[south valve]

✨

[lilac crag]

I do not wish to be literally shat on

[spring galleon]

Nah... its nurgle...

If youve played WH3

You know

[vivid zinc]

How the hell are we supposed to fight a Great Unclean One? We're just 'normal' humans lol

[amber portal]

Block the poop with magic...

[hard gorge]

By cleaning

[delicate vapor]

[spring galleon]

We've killed literal hordes of cultists that would rival even Total war armies. We can manage.

[lilac crag]

how the hell do we kill burgles dawg that shit is satanic to guardsmen in means of killing

[lilac crag]

oomfie

[vivid zinc]

Basically lmao. We'd need some serious plot mcguffins to handle a Great Unclean One

[lilac crag]

if I can kill the Fart God's loyal puppy I'm sure his obese cousin has a weakspot or two

[hazy kestrel]

Thunderhammer

[amber portal]

Me stomach hurts help...

[jaunty path]

poop hammer

[delicate vapor]

[hard gorge]

Time for actual breakfast

Yumyum

[lilac crag]

why does it?

[amber portal]

Its hunry...

[lilac crag]

eat silly

[amber portal]

THEN I FEEL EVEN WORSE..

[hazy kestrel]

Eat things that don’t hurt your stomach

:(

[spring galleon]

Its all fun and games until Ku'gath comes through the fuckin portal

[vivid zinc]

Hordes of cultists is a little different than a fully actualized Daemon. Especially a big nasty.

[hazy kestrel]

Thammer bonk!

[hazy kestrel]

We do fight funnyhosts often

Well, I do

[spring galleon]

Hmmm true... nothing a bit of tox gas wont fix 😄

[spring galleon]

Yeeee and some get one-shot

[hazy kestrel]

All get one shot

[vivid zinc]

So do I. Let's just say if they were real daemonhosts we'd all be dead the moment it looked at us sternly.

[hazy kestrel]

Fair

[spring galleon]

Then bring in the great clean one

[amber portal]

Humans.

[hazy kestrel]

Uh

No

:(

[amber portal]

...

[delicate vapor]

I remember

[amber portal]

IM JUST GONNA STARVE TO DEATH RAHH

[vivid zinc]

Darktide definitely has a lot of gameplay concessions xD If it was completely lore accurate we'd all be infected with nasty diseases at the end of every mission.

[hazy kestrel]

What do you remember

[delicate vapor]

i

[spring galleon]

The 21'st night of September

[south valve]

I forgor

[somber stream]

Gameplay doesn't reflect lore

[jaunty path]

well

theta is out

[hazy kestrel]

Hooray!

Only one more reset

[somber stream]

It's suggested we die more often than not

[delicate vapor]

played it earlier:
its ok

[hazy kestrel]

And more tedious grinding

Then I’m free!

[south valve]

Would you like a blueberry?

[amber portal]

Yes..

[south valve]

You may have 2 :3

[amber portal]

MEOW

Meow..

I was about to bite my fingers off but u saved them..

[south valve]

Miau

[amber portal]

GERMAN MEOWWW

[south valve]

🇩🇪 😼

[sick vortex]

Why do burgles hold people for so damn long now? It's like you're marked for death the moment you get nommed.

Is it glitched or something?

[hazy kestrel]

Digesting the food

[vivid zinc]

They think you taste good

[lapis spear]

They've always held you a while

[amber portal]

Theyre just playing right

[hazy kestrel]

They’ve stopped playing with their food

[lapis spear]

Like 75% corruption pretty much

[vivid zinc]

I love how everyone is just giving the most unserious answers lmao

[worn quail]

I've noticed burgles don't IMMEDIATELY fuckin hunt you down the second you're puked on and never do anything else ever anymore

[vivid zinc]

We really are an unserious bunch aren't we?

[worn quail]

But as compensation for this if they do decide to eat you

Its for 4 fuckin minutes

[sleek harness]

Freaks

[delicate vapor]

[amber portal]

My teammates always kill the nurgles when they eat me

[lilac crag]

I willingly get inside the burgles mouth

[amber portal]

..

U GET INTO THE BURGERS MOUTH??

[delicate vapor]

o deer

[lapis spear]

Yeah they just want to play so it's fine

[lilac crag]

if I do not kill it in the timeframe it didn't eat me I deserve to be eaten

[amber portal]

Oh..

[lilac crag]

caution and smartplay be damned. I have a longsword

[amber portal]

So if u didnt hug me in under 10 minutes does that mean i can eat u

[lilac crag]

yeah that's a possibility

goob bites me all the fricking time

I'm practically gingerbread atp

[sleek harness]

Zuzu is going though the silly goofy girl/femgirl stage

[amber portal]

Oh..

[amber portal]

Yummy

[delicate vapor]

[amber portal]

WUT

femboy skaven.

[sleek harness]

I am not a femboy

[amber portal]

YES U ARE

[sleek harness]

Anyways we got 3 of your type now

Can't wait for the fourth

[south valve]

Who is Zuzu?

[amber portal]

Me

Its in my

Thing

[south valve]

Hi Zuzu!

[amber portal]

Pronouns

[sleek harness]

The CbD

I ain't calling her full name

[lilac crag]

do I call u zuzu?

[sleek harness]

It's dumb

[amber portal]

If u want to

Yommy is my real name tho

Grr

[sleek harness]

Her username is 0nethr33fiv3

[lilac crag]

sick name

[sleek harness]

Who is calling you that

[amber portal]

Idk

[lilac crag]

I used to go by rav% but that's a time long gone

I'd rather just use my Real Name on the Internet like the intellectual I am

[amber portal]

I hate my irl name but idc

[cosmic burrow]

I have fun pronouns

[sleek harness]

Imagine telling your real name in the internet

[amber portal]

Not that deep

[cosmic burrow]

Alexander

[sleek harness]

Exactly

[amber portal]

Axelander is cool name

[lilac crag]

its fine

[south valve]

Real, now we can track him down and nuke his house. Rookie mistake

[amber portal]

I want a diffeent name

[amber portal]

Then u gotta nuke me too tho...

[sleek harness]

It makes it easier to compare personal information if you have the first name

[wintry steeple]

'obscuring all possible information that could connect your internet presence to real life was the fundamental, obvious rule of the internet right up until 5 minutes after the tech corporations realized they could sell your data for money'

[vivid zinc]

On many other gaming discords someone would immediately try to geofind them and doxx them. Because we can't have nice things.

[south valve]

Dw, I'm not nuking anyone

[amber portal]

Okai

Better for u

[lilac crag]

disclaimer that I wish for a HEMA duel instead of nuking me

[sleek harness]

And guess what? Now you need to show your ID, scan your face and eyeball just to use the internet

[cosmic burrow]

Scum of the earty, such people

[sleek harness]

I love Cyberpunk 2020

[lilac crag]

if you are to claim my life, do so with a sword

[south valve]

I will choose a halberd

oh sword

I will choose a sword

[sleek harness]

Painted

I will still kill you

[amber portal]

I cant let this happen tho

[delicate vapor]

[lilac crag]

perfect. I choose a gun

en garde

[visual vortex]

Mexico?

It was mexico sith that stuff right?

[sleek harness]

Yeah in Mexico you need to scan your eyeball

[lilac crag]

ur kind

[wintry steeple]

if you do not verify your age, we will automatically assume you are a child and restrict you to being grouped in with children.
...for safety™!

[lilac crag]

creature full of kindness even

[amber portal]

Im yommy.

[vivid zinc]

well ladies, gents n' everything betwee...time to dab for the Emperah and get to work on my Salvage Lord title

[south valve]

Kind Yommy ✨

[amber portal]

Im evil..

[hazy kestrel]

How much more do you have

[visual vortex]

I remember a day after they announced the id stuff a dataleak happened

[south valve]

👁️ 👁️

[vivid zinc]

a lot lmao

[sick vortex]

It's not as endearing when it's about a serious convorsation like "I think burgle is kinda broken." or "how do i make this niche weapon work?"

[visual vortex]

Man no wonder so many people try to leave mexico when you need to scan ur fucking eyeball

[south valve]

You should tell us your evil plan

[amber portal]

Actually

WHY not

I dont have a plan..

[south valve]

It's okay, you'll get an evil plan someday

and I will help you enact it

[vivid zinc]

You can't fail if you have no plan ❤️

[south valve]

TRUE

[amber portal]

Socrates

[lilac crag]

my plan is

darktide

relicblade

[amber portal]

Same

I dont know how to make a build for zealot

[vivid zinc]

want help?

[lilac crag]

fury of the faithful

smack people

[amber portal]

Furry...

[vivid zinc]

fotf is op

[amber portal]

I need helps yes

And weapons

[vivid zinc]

1 sec dab 1st

[amber portal]

I always do onife

Jnife

.

[visual vortex]

You first gotta play vet and delete your zealot operative

[amber portal]

Im ending it

[amber portal]

NO

[delicate vapor]

and use bolter with dueling sword

[amber portal]

My zealot looks way cooler then my vet

[lilac crag]

hi, Kari

[hazy kestrel]

Karien has arrived

[lilac crag]

Jnife

[fiery wave]

Zealot is basically easy to build... How do you manage to mess that up?

[amber portal]

STAAAWP

[south valve]

Tactical pfp reload

[lilac crag]

zuzu is new at the game iirc

[visual vortex]

Infantry lasgun with chainsword

[delicate vapor]

[visual vortex]

🧠

[delicate vapor]

humble

[amber portal]

Im relli good tho...

[lilac crag]

What's wrong....... it's what u said......

[visual vortex]

It gets the job done

[amber portal]

..

[lilac crag]

no doubt about it oomfie

[amber portal]

My zealot is bad for havoc.

And i dont have money or materials to upgrade weapons..

[vivid zinc]

ok dab done

[fiery wave]

Still the first class reccomended due to being easy to build and play while new... that isn't paid DLC.

[vivid zinc]

sooo knife zealot is a 1 trick solo pony

It's not bad but it's not for normal gameplay imo

[amber portal]

Yeah

[visual vortex]

As much as i wanted to main zealot

[hazy kestrel]

Knife zealot is valid

[visual vortex]

I didnt want to be in the same boat as the

Other

Zealots

[amber portal]

Its good for movement and to kill the gunnees and specialists

[lilac crag]

blazing piety knife is fucking nasty with 8 bleed on crit blessing

[vivid zinc]

You're better off using a dueling sword or heavy eviscerator. Knife is a stabby stabby assassin weapon for zooming around the map.

[fiery wave]

Knoife? Shroudfield spook stuff and backstab to heck.

[amber portal]

Meow i have chainaxe too

[fiery wave]

Can work with fury as well, just needs to be careful where you aim more so.

[amber portal]

Hmm

[vivid zinc]

Thing about the nife zealot is the knife zealot is replcable. Very replacable. You don't fill a niche the team needs by focusing specialist units and running around invisible all the time.

[fiery wave]

You want to hit heads or backs.

[vivid zinc]

But God damn outside of IDK speedy boi Psykers knife zealot is the speedrun build lol

[fiery wave]

If new, they likely are playing like damns at most. You could tryhard solo those so doesn't matter builds as much.

Just play what you think is cool or fun.

[grizzled plover]

except Gun zealot

[vivid zinc]

Fair but I think that sets up bad expectations for later difficulties

[visual vortex]

As long as it's veteran

Veteran

And veteran

[vivid zinc]

If u bring a knife build into havoc people gun be annoyed lol

[dire kayak]

meow,,,,

[amber portal]

They dont tho

[grizzled plover]

Fuck randos tbh

[sleek harness]

Goober

[amber portal]

My eandom teammates are dum

[amber portal]

Helo cat

[sleek harness]

Did you saw the new person of your type

[fiery wave]

I bring knoife zealot though, because best for critspam to charge book.

[hard gorge]

please do, we need the sex

[hazy kestrel]

Who cares, if you’re good enough you can use anything in havoc

[grizzled plover]

Can't imagine playing havoc or auric with randoms

[vivid zinc]

Why not just play banner zealot if ur on a high level havoc?

[dire kayak]

haiiii

[acoustic pebble]

Hey hey people

[dire kayak]

mrrp

[hazy kestrel]

It’s perfectly doable

[dire kayak]

who?

[grizzled plover]

don't care that it's doable. i care that the average pub has the intelligence of a swamp amoeba

[vivid zinc]

I mean yeah u can do anything below havoc but at havoc u gotta start playing more with the team and stop the yoloswaggins aura farming

[sleek harness]

@amber portal

Say hi

[hazy kestrel]

Did multiple 40 climbs with only public groups

[lilac crag]

it's worse than cbt

[fiery wave]

That's true. I see 3 ppl doing whatever they want while I just drop nuncio or book to buff and just run around.

[amber portal]

Goob is my fren

[grizzled plover]

it's doable but it sucks

[hazy kestrel]

Bad luck I guess

[lilac crag]

hugs u

[sleek harness]

Cool

[dire kayak]

[hazy kestrel]

Ah, a fellow book spammer

[vivid zinc]

Meh most pubs I get are fine. Sometimes they do bad stuff. Most of the time I can fix it.

[grizzled plover]

I'm not even good enough for auric personally, but I can eke through with a premade team spamming my relic and not dying

[candid drift]

you don't need communication or teamplay for aurics. i havent played many pub havocs higher than 30 but they've been fine

[sleek harness]

Alexander is close to the category of Silly Insane Girl/Transgirl Crazy Person

He just isn't a girl

Or trans

[fiery wave]

That's book? Look, I ran fatmangus build but book before he even got popular.

[amber portal]

Axelander is a cutie

Haha

[vivid zinc]

Get momentum on your heavy eviscerator and you basically can't die to anything but letting a crusher overhead smash u/getting nett'd or whatever.

[hazy kestrel]

You don’t even need it for havoc

In my experience anyways

[crystal osprey]

yo

i dont play havoc

once you've done a maelstrom auric

like

do u always pop at the same default assignment rank every week

or

idk

[amber portal]

Lets play to havoc 40

[crystal osprey]

we can

[fiery wave]

Mostly nuncio. They just tell me to play arby, suspect cos dog can compensate my lack of damage from 300+ ping.

[crystal osprey]

im on the game but i cant do more than like 2 missions rn

[candid drift]

season resets put u down to the nearest multiple of 10 but there isn't a weekly reset, if that's what you're asking

[amber portal]

Im coming just wait a minute

[candid drift]

sorry if i'm misunderstanding

[hazy kestrel]

Before the devs ruined the doubled cooldown reduction talent fun, I used to always run my bleed/crit spam book build in 40s

[grizzled plover]

bruh tell me why chewing on my hair has done a better job of developing natural curls than my fucking hairdresser ever coul

[fiery wave]

You do and don't. Depends on team skill lvl. High lvl tends to even chat offtopic while gaming.

[crystal osprey]

well im still confused

but thanks

[hazy kestrel]

Free 40 crates every week for being a cheerleader lmao

[fiery wave]

True. I used to double on it as well, skipping the middle one.

[candid drift]

sorry do you wanna try asking the question again in another way 😭

[crystal osprey]

i dont know how to

i dont understand how the assignment rank works i think

[fiery wave]

Yeah, play mascot.

[hazy kestrel]

Was fun

[crystal osprey]

does it get lower cause i didnt play for a couple days or

[hazy kestrel]

Easiest havocs of my life

I almost fell asleep lmao

[crystal osprey]

is grenade tinkerer even useful for shredders

[fiery wave]

I just want the box so...

[candid drift]

except for season resets (every quarter or so roughly) you only demote by failing your assignment thrice

[hazy kestrel]

Same

[candid drift]

/ someone else's assignment that's your rank or higher

[hazy kestrel]

Whatever gets you there is what gets you there

[crystal osprey]

wtf

i didnt fail nothing

[hazy kestrel]

And it wasn’t as filled with bs as it is now

The worst combo was Toll and Garden

[candid drift]

not necessary and usually vet has other nodes that you want more

[fiery wave]

A must have imo.

[grizzled plover]

i am confused what b book build

[crystal osprey]

well now im fucking confused

[stiff salmon]

And as soon as you have h40 you can’t be demoted except season reset.

[fiery wave]

You want EVERYTHING bleeding.

[amber portal]

Whats wrong..

[crystal osprey]

idk if i should take grenade tinkerer or not !!!

[stuck crescent]

Depends on grenade

[hazy kestrel]

You would take the funny left and right side cooldown talents, slap crit spam and bleed blessings and perks on your knife, and light spam / book spam for the entire match.

[amber portal]

Its thr one that refills gtenade

[fiery wave]

You either take tinkerer or take lethal proximity bistol.

[amber portal]

Right

[hazy kestrel]

That’s it.

[amber portal]

Yws

[fiery wave]

With shredders.

[crystal osprey]

no its the one that buffs genades

[amber portal]

Except on smoke

Pretty useless on smoke

[fiery wave]

You take both for beeg boomies.

[crystal osprey]

i keep demolition stockpile cause its goated

[candid drift]

if you're playing a grenade-centric build it's good, it also depends on the rest of your build

[crystal osprey]

idk man

i dont even get my own build everything sucks

i hate this game

[candid drift]

0awodnalsndlsknldkansdlkasl

[crystal osprey]

im blowing up the fucking ship

[hazy kestrel]

I’ll never forget what Malnourished Tuna took from us. :(

[candid drift]

what does your talent tree look like

[crystal osprey]

like incoherent ass

so

hold on

[candid drift]

do you wanna send it in the class channel 😭

[crystal osprey]

um idk how id even describe ts

[fiery wave]

Screenshot into vet main.

[crystal osprey]

im GOOD brah i been clowned enough

so

mostly ive been focusing on melee skills

[amber portal]

Show me

[crystal osprey]

because powersword goated

[hazy kestrel]

We can’t help ya without seeing how bad the build is pal

:(

[crystal osprey]

and i dont like ranged weapons that much

[candid drift]

we will not clown on you 🙂‍↕️

[crystal osprey]

the only grenade skill i dont have is demolition team

[fiery wave]

Was about to ask if infil build, but powersword says no, lmao.

[hazy kestrel]

I might

[crystal osprey]

cause 5% lowkey sounds ass

[crystal osprey]

can u even infil with power sword

i feel like the lack of mobility

would

[candid drift]

i will not clown on you 🙂‍↕️

[crystal osprey]

kinda impact it

[fiery wave]

Thus, not infil.

[crystal osprey]

yeah

i wanted to try infil but i dont wanna abandon my psword

[amber portal]

Are u gonna carry in havoc

[crystal osprey]

and im not becoming a lame ds user

[crystal osprey]

girl

do i look like i can carry anyone

[fiery wave]

Is goated to heck on aurics and havoc, wdym?

[amber portal]

YES

[crystal osprey]

i cant

[hazy kestrel]

Goated in general

[amber portal]

gurl DO I look like i can carry

[amber portal]

U CAN

[fiery wave]

Not on uprising lul.

[candid drift]

yes u got this 👍

[crystal osprey]

ugh BUT I DONT KNOW WHAT ID REMOVE THEN

[candid drift]

WRONG EMOJi

[amber portal]

Only sometimes

[candid drift]

demo team is very strong

[crystal osprey]

im tired of this game

invite me catgirl

[amber portal]

Invite me..

[crystal osprey]

i mean i never looked up any build guides or anything

maybe i shouldve

[amber portal]

Bbg

[fiery wave]

That's the suffering of playing vet, you always feel short of 5 talent points.

[crystal osprey]

i

dont know how to

[amber portal]

Just make ur own and ur good

[crystal osprey]

i think u should invite me

[crystal osprey]

do other classes not do that

[amber portal]

Im bugged icamt see

[candid drift]

if u wanna dm me it i can take a look and give some thoughts

[amber portal]

Just go on social and

Press on me

Im yommers

[candid drift]

*ur build

[amber portal]

And then invite to cat team

[candid drift]

as mentioned i will not clown you ..

[grizzled plover]

what the hell is book build

[fiery wave]

They do, but tends to be less bad. Vet always feels that way even after the rework tree.

[candid drift]

chorus build

[fiery wave]

You always feel like you are 5 points short.

[grizzled plover]

why is it called book build

[crystal osprey]

already sent

[grizzled plover]

chorus does not have book

[lilac crag]

icon is a book

[grizzled plover]

no it isn't

it's an icon

[lilac crag]

ur a book

[pseudo terrace]

[grizzled plover]

it's literally your inquisitorial rosette

[lilac crag]

ur a book........

[naive crow]

So, I never liked Shotguns in this game till the Arbites one and I've never used another since. Did they ever actually fix the other ones?

[sleek harness]

Yall, should I buy a Stellaris DLC, Decollate Decoration or Doki Doki Literature Club Plus

[grizzled plover]

no im not

[simple cliff]

Guys I just want to say. Fuck chip damage.

[sleek harness]

It's a hard choice

[amber portal]

Ur a cat.

[grizzled plover]

which dlc

[simple cliff]

I reallly don't get it. What causes it and why does it sometimes hit like a damn truck!?

[pseudo terrace]

when you bite into them really sharp pointed doritos

[sleek harness]

Nemesis or First Contact Story Pack

[simple cliff]

I am 90% sure getting hit from behind makes it 1000x worse.

[grizzled plover]

Were you on a roll until a poxer clips you and you die instantly

[pseudo terrace]

and it gets you right in the gums

[lilac crag]

u are bc ur full of knowledge

[grizzled plover]

get nemesis

[grizzled plover]

i uh

i am not full of knowledge

[sleek harness]

Nemesis is cheaper rn yeah

[simple cliff]

HOW DO THEY DO THIS!? I WAS ON HALF HP!? SINCE WHEN DO POX WALKERS DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE!?

[lilac crag]

en garde

[grizzled plover]

🤺

[grizzled plover]

oh so you were lmao

[sleek harness]

Skill issue

Use your uh

Arms

To block

[vivid zinc]

God Expeditions are a buggy mess. People can steal ur heal from the machine and the valk ramp isn't vaultable which is so fucking stupid

[grizzled plover]

Honestly I only eat heavy damage from little uns if like, several hit me at once

Get better at crowd positioning I guess

[sleek harness]

Don't throw yourself at rhe middle of a horse

Horde

[grizzled plover]

well also nemesis is really funny

Crisis Aspirant Empires my beloved (i play perma-elect custodian every time)

[sleek harness]

But isn't the only good thing about nemesis is becoming the crisis

Everything else is shit

[grizzled plover]

Sometimes other empires try to become the crisis and it lets me get more use out of Guardian of The Galaxy

[lilac crag]

🤺

[lilac crag]

gain thy posture heathen !

[grizzled plover]

"we will become shroud gods and rule the universe!"

no. you won't. The Makers built us SPECIFICALLY to protect organics

[fiery wave]

Damage taken depends on % of toughness lost.

[sleek harness]

Kairen

I want your word in this

[dire kayak]

never!!!!!!

[hard gorge]

based

[grizzled plover]

[sleek harness]

Do I buy a Stellaris DLC, Decollate Decoration or Doki Doki Literature Club Plus

[grizzled plover]

get longsworded idiot

[mystic fossil]

for some things

[fiery wave]

So say enemy hits for 100 damage, you have 100 toughness, toughness broken insta if no TDR. Next hit will deal 100 hp damage. If enemy hits 50, you would be at 50%, meaning the next melee hit will do 25 hp damage.

[grizzled plover]

When the Crisis Aspirant gets declared a crisis and I move move my colossus into their capitol system within 2 years, annihilating their people

[hard gorge]

just get the subscription for stellaris

[fiery wave]

Overheads override it and smashes through.

[sleek harness]

Theres no subscription on Console

[grizzled plover]

it's doubly funny as a driven assimilator bc i get Neutron Sweep and overnight they are turned into cyborgs

[fiery wave]

I would hoard the money.

[sleek harness]

Lame

[delicate vapor]

[sleek harness]

It's on promotion

I need to buy right now

[lilac crag]

pretty

i like these emojis

[fiery wave]

They always hit hard from behind. Is usually mitigated by gold toughness or TDR/DR. You see how hard they hit on Scum because low TDR for most parts.

3 hits from behind can down someone on high havocs if not literally tank build.

[simple cliff]

Not a fan of that consindering how easy it is for poxwalkers to survive random bullshit. You kill seemingly an entire room, 2 get up, whack, R.I.P your hp.

Also the spawns are ass.

[shy sandal]

R$ 37,00 to 75,00. Ouch

That's like a full game man

[elder merlin]

[shy sandal]

nvm, you're on console

[elder merlin]

Day 152, @sleek harness still hasnt returned

[shy sandal]

I forgor

[simple cliff]

I FINALLY CAUGHT THE GAME IN THE ACT! I have a stupidly high mouse sensitivy with my current build and I FINALLY caught the game spawning enemies directly behind me! I'M NOT AS CRAZY!

[pseudo terrace]

have you encountered the stealth
pox bomber that doesn’t tick and explode until it turns a corner and is already jumping into you?

[dire kayak]

you're going to the padded room

[delicate vapor]

[elder merlin]

Encountered him? Of course i have, he's me

[pseudo terrace]

[jaunty path]

You are.

This game regularly spawns groaner hordes from behind en masse

[elder merlin]

Imagine a Ogryn poxburster

[jaunty path]

Id shit bricks.

[sleek harness]

It's on promotion

It's below 50 reais

Which is 10 dollars

[pseudo terrace]

10k HP and will insta kill you, no downs, or wounds, just kills you

[sleek harness]

Blind

Old man is getting blind

[jaunty path]

Crusher already can do that

[elder merlin]

Just strapped to the gills with nuke grenades, you gotta evacuate the entire hab block to survive

[shy sandal]

Our economy is fucked.

Remember when DLC was R$ 20,00 MAX?

[elder merlin]

[elder merlin]

Hell, forget dlc, even your mom is starting to get too expensive

[pseudo terrace]

like when smeagel grabs the ring and falls in the lava, causing the entirety of Mt. Doom to collapse and explode

[amber portal]

I almost clutched but no HE PUNCHES TROUGH MY PARRY

[grizzled plover]

i also got

[shy sandal]

...I think i understand muscle man's mom jokes rule now

I got irrationably angry at that

[jaunty path]

My moms fat

[fiery wave]

Oh, that's been there for ages.

[lilac crag]

im not allowed to speak about this in here.

[grizzled plover]

Honestly that's kinda their job tho?

They're zombies

[languid hazel]

Mrrp :3

[amber portal]

Meow.

[jaunty path]

Though I wouldn't say directly behind

[grizzled plover]

The zombies should be hard to kill

[jaunty path]

They kinda just happen

[languid hazel]

Hound has made many mistakes today

[dire kayak]

mrrp?

[languid hazel]

But she is happ :3

[jaunty path]

Especially if you're near doors

[elder merlin]

Haha, sorry, it was only in jest. Im sure she is a nice lady

[simple cliff]

Hard disagree. Poxwalkers are cannon fodder and are mindless.

[delicate vapor]

[lilac crag]

hi leanna!

[jaunty path]

If you hear a flamer they're 200% of the time right behind you

[lilac crag]

mrrrp meow

[grizzled plover]

yes yes like zombies

that is the literal use of zombies

[languid hazel]

ARF!!! :3

[elder merlin]

Leanna!!!

[amber portal]

Damn

[simple cliff]

They're not tough like normal zombies tho.

[languid hazel]

BARK!!!

[neon agate]

If only grail knight passive

[grizzled plover]

Any afflicted of nurgle is tougher than the average human

[elder merlin]

Leanna, i ran into a guy with two newfies and got to pet them, they were huge

[sleek harness]

Yeah

[simple cliff]

Not really. Some of them fall apart.

[grizzled plover]

This is literally the thing nurgle has over the other gods

[jaunty path]

If not right behind its better of they're in front of you. Good friendly fire damage.

[grizzled plover]

Nurgle cultists don't like to die

[simple cliff]

Pox Walkers are not cultist or followers, they are victims.

[grizzled plover]

I want poxwalkers to reanimate more often tbh it's funny

[sleek harness]

Zombies you mean

[lilac crag]

mewo mewo meow

[jaunty path]

Fuck nah

[neon agate]

Truthfully yeah.

[delicate vapor]

[grizzled plover]

they are zombies

[sleek harness]

Death

[grizzled plover]

fuck yah

[simple cliff]

Yes, the weak and squishy kind.

Not the tanky kind.

[languid hazel]

Oooooh nice! I’m jelly

[grizzled plover]

they aren't tanky

[sleek harness]

Leanna

[grizzled plover]

sometimes you just ain't killed em

[jaunty path]

Fuck nah!!!!

[grizzled plover]

Gotta kill em again

[tired steeple]

Poxwalkers are souls trapped in rotten bodies if you aren’t aware

[languid hazel]

Raki

[grizzled plover]

Always perform the Moebian double tap

[jaunty path]

I like poxwalkere being en masse

[grizzled plover]

If the body hits the ground hit it again

[elder merlin]

Right, the male was even a bit bigger than the lady too

[tired steeple]

The person inside needs to watch their zombified body kill their loved ones

[crystal osprey]

are you ?

[simple cliff]

There is no 'reinaiminate' for pox walkers. What you're seeing in-game is them getting up from being knocked down. They're not undead.

[jaunty path]

Not as fat as her

[elder merlin]

By a good bit

[crystal osprey]

remove chaos spawns from the game

[sleek harness]

Did you saw the new person of your type

[grizzled plover]

kill em again

[jaunty path]

You suck.

[grizzled plover]

add more variants tbh

[languid hazel]

Who?

What

[jaunty path]

Chaos spawn is cool

[languid hazel]

confusion

[jaunty path]

Just dodge to the right

[crystal osprey]

i just got grabbed from behind

it made me angry

[grizzled plover]

Why they haven't added stormfiend ripoff is beyond me

[crystal osprey]

like i waws behind it

[jaunty path]

Be more aware!!

[simple cliff]

Either way, I do not think it's good gameplay mechanics for the weakest enemy in the game to be able to 2-3 shot people.

[crystal osprey]

i thought u were kind of safe behind it

[sleek harness]

@amber portal

[crystal osprey]

like u could see it

[tired steeple]

Is that another transwoman

[jaunty path]

What side were u on

[sleek harness]

Insane Girl/Transgirl Crazy Freak type

[delicate vapor]

[jaunty path]

Iike to its left or to its right

[sleek harness]

It's something I been noticing

[languid hazel]

WOOF!!!!

[sleek harness]

So it's now a official type

[grizzled plover]

I hate to say it but this is largely skill issue. Double tap fallen enemies, manage your toughness better, and keep a better eye on your surroundings

[sleek harness]

Of people

[crystal osprey]

i cant see anything when inferno psyker is on my team

[tired steeple]

What is it with transfems and this particular server

[grizzled plover]

Poxwalkers are literally only a threat if you completely disregard them

[simple cliff]

Never said it wasn't? You're arguing against a point never made. I just think it's not a good gameplay mechanic.

[delicate vapor]

I saved you the blue crayon

[languid hazel]

We’re on a crusade you might say :3

[tired steeple]

Is there a big blue, white, pink, beacon

[jaunty path]

Use the disable screen effects mod

[tired steeple]

Pointing up at the sky

[lilac crag]

i sent u a friend req cus ur opinions are awesome

[grizzled plover]

Warhammer is populated with three kinds of fans

"i love hardcore sci fi"
"i love austrian painters"
"i love hormone replacement therapy"

[crystal osprey]

i need that yeah

shit

[delicate vapor]

It’s like a wave frequency

Radio

[tired steeple]

That is true

[crystal osprey]

no hate to inferno psykers ofc

[jaunty path]

Pls tell me ur not on console

[tired steeple]

The radio frequency that turns you into a woman

[crystal osprey]

its just so hard to play the game when theyre here

[jaunty path]

All the hate

[crystal osprey]

why would i be on console

[lilac crag]

when will you

[jaunty path]

Just making sure

[delicate vapor]

Oh man let me just put away my inferno staff..

[sleek harness]

Because it's great

[tired steeple]

I am one

And a man

[lilac crag]

based

[tired steeple]

Thank you

[crystal osprey]

do hive scums just have unlimited dodges

like what

[simple cliff]

You forgot the 4th kind of 40k fan. The guy that won't shut up about 'THERE ARE NO GOODS GUYS IN 40K!' meanwhile there are only like 3 factions of a dozen that don't suck absolute ass.

[grizzled plover]

And I'm saying it IS a good gameplay mechanic because it is literally only an issue if you're blind (poxers) or bad at toughness management (every singlr other enemy in the game)

[south valve]

Awesome furries vs evil and intimidating everyone else

(joke)

[sleek harness]

Didn't knew you were a girl in the inside

[crystal osprey]

theres a good guy, me

[grizzled plover]

That's the first kind usually

Anyways the Craftworld Eldar are good guys. To me.

[delicate vapor]

[jaunty path]

Who r the 3 in ur eyes

[south valve]

[sleek harness]

I will still kill you you

[grizzled plover]

i love macha

[south valve]

you you

[jaunty path]

The tau are the least shit i think.

Aeldari idk shite about

[delicate vapor]

4

[south valve]

Ogryns are the good guys

[tired steeple]

The least shit is farsight

[grizzled plover]

The tau would be big bads in literally any other setting

[sleek harness]

You you

[jaunty path]

I need to floss my teeth

[jaunty path]

Mhm

[tired steeple]

He’s just an actual good guy for some reason

[simple cliff]

Hard disagree on that opinion. It's very easy to send poxwalkers flying and not notice one getting up. Also they blantantly spawn behind us sometimes. Gunners, snipers, netters, and other enemy types offer plenty of ways to ambush the player and ironically aren't as threatening as the random quiet poxwalker.

In a good team, everyone watches the flanks. But it is annoying doing auric with pubs and having to spin the camera around all the time. It doesn't make the game much harder but it is annoying.

I don't think letting the least powerful enemy SUDDENLY have massive potential because it tapped a player on the back is a good mechanic.

[sleek harness]

Mucho texto

Even more texto

[grizzled plover]

The Tau are "the road to hell" type villains, the Imperium are Galactic Empire of Evil #300, the Eldar are minding their business, the Dark Eldar are 90s video game villains, the Orks are 90s video game villains

[jaunty path]

We already have bruisers that do a lot of damage

[grizzled plover]

Necrons are a varied bunch

[simple cliff]

Text? In discord? In the general-chat? Are you insane!?

[delicate vapor]

Oh now I remember

Forgot my $4

[sleek harness]

You forgot the hivemind space creatures

[amber portal]

I hate myself i walked against wall and fucked up the clutch

[dire kayak]

:3

[amber portal]

Help

[tired steeple]

Tyranids are the good guys

Chaos are the good guys

[grizzled plover]

I did not, tyrannids are not a faction they are an especially dangerous bunch of wild animals

[jaunty path]

I like that necrons feel very seperate from the Imperium and the higher hijinks of the wider galaxy

I mean they are seperate from the Imperium

[sleek harness]

They are intelligent enough to be faction

[simple cliff]

If you're trying to tell me that was too much text for you to read, I am going to laugh very hard.

[graceful hamlet]

When necron class

[jaunty path]

I just like the infinite and the divine feeling like a stand alone story

[grizzled plover]

The necrons being so stuck in the past and disconnected is great for their writing because you can just completely ignore 40k as a whole when writing about necrons

[elder merlin]

Raki

[south valve]

Hi Goober!

[lilac crag]

necrons were my entry point because they have nothing intense going on related to the imperium

[jaunty path]

I know and that's what I love about it so much.

[grizzled plover]

The galaxy is burning the Necrons are going "god i miss the old days when the galaxy was burning" like shit's still fucked lmao go out there

[sleek harness]

What

[tired steeple]

Goober btw I dm’d you if you were okay like 2 days ago

Are you

[grizzled plover]

I read it alright I'm just clowning

[delicate vapor]

[simple cliff]

Sorry. I am very bad at reading clowning.

[lilac crag]

@dire kayak

[grizzled plover]

The galaxy would be in severe danger if the Necrons decided to do the Khemri thing where they just started vassalizing organics

Who knows tho maybe shit would improve

[simple cliff]

You need to put a big stupid /s or a emoji so I can know sarcasm.

[grizzled plover]

When your leaders don't need to eat or drink or sleep or have sex or have any creature comforts and they're all happy to keep the peace while trying to solve their chronic robotitis things have to be better than the literal vampire god on the golden throne

[tired steeple]

Elsie I just checked your throne and oh my god you have so many cookbooks

[delicate vapor]

[grizzled plover]

I like to cook

[simple cliff]

I don't think anyone trust the Necrons enough to 'let them win'. Risky af since there are so many unknowns. Honestly, reforming the imperium is probably the only bet to get any kind of decency. Quick, find more primarchs.

[jaunty path]

Also its not rlly sometimes they spawn when a new horde is triggered. Its important to watch your ass or fall back into a spot with an entrance and exit

[compact fjord]

Propaganda

[sleek harness]

Go fuck yourself

[jaunty path]

The necrons will commit mass genocide across the galaxy

[simple cliff]

I don't have any tissues.

[jaunty path]

And keep you in museum displays

In fact they actually have

[simple cliff]

Some of them did mention wanting to keep organics as 'servants' or in 'zoos'. SO not 100% genocide... just mostly.

[sleek harness]

I didn't meant the body pillow you have

[tired steeple]

Let the galaxy burn

[grizzled plover]

There are Rogue Servitor necrons wtf

[simple cliff]

It's of you.

[tired steeple]

I mean uhh glory to the omnissiah

[compact fjord]

There are things more grimdark than death

[grizzled plover]

"QUICKLY PUT THE ORGANICS IN THE FUCKING ZOO THEY'RE FUNNY"

[jaunty path]

"Zoos" stasis chambers where living organisms are frozen in time

[sleek harness]

Theres no body pillow of me

[grizzled plover]

wrong-false black rat

[sleek harness]

Shut up

[elder merlin]

Raki

[sleek harness]

No

Theres no body pillow of me

[compact fjord]

Someone purge this they

[simple cliff]

Oh no. Much worse. Stasis is too boring for some. They want movement. Literal zoos where they can freely fuck with the animals.

[crystal osprey]

does havoc 1 exist

[amber portal]

Yes

Its like malice

[grizzled plover]

Quite honestly I wouldn't mind being in an alien zoo if my needs were met

[dire kayak]

havoc 0 exists

[grizzled plover]

At least one Necron dynasty would be like "we gotta observe them in their natural habitat" and let me caveman it otu

[dire kayak]

i think if you just do a heresy maelstrom then it puts you on havoc 0

[compact fjord]

That’s literally the plot to the first Star Trek episode ever

[dire kayak]

or if you do a heresy maelstrom before lvl30

im not sure

[grizzled plover]

Alright will anyone hear me out on the Trapper or is that too much for yall

[mystic fossil]

nah it needs to be auric i think

[mystic fossil]

fine

[hazy kestrel]

Okay fine.

[compact fjord]

wtf

No

[mystic fossil]

translating: "i hate the lgbtq they get no opinions"

[tired steeple]

Go on

[dire kayak]

it's just any maelstrom to unlock havoc

[elder merlin]

Not yet anyway

[dire kayak]

but auric maelstrom puts you at 16

[compact fjord]

What does that have to do with the lgbt community

What

lol

[delicate vapor]

Vhat

[simple cliff]

Here is the thing, depending on whichever Necron lord put you in the zoo. You might get the following:

1. A normal life where you have to put up with constant observation.
2. A simulation of a normal life.
3. A simulation of a normal life but he keeps fucking with you to see what happens. You might wake up one day to discover you can fly or maybe you randomly get balls-falls-off disease. Basically the Necron is using you as a sandbox game.
4. A 5 by 5 foot box.
5. A white room with nothing in it so he can watch you go insane.
6. Used for some kind of game.
7. Forced to be a gladiator.
8. Sandbox again but this time no simulation so it sucks even more.

[dire kayak]

im listening

[compact fjord]

“I don’t wanna bang the trapper”

“SO YOU HATE GAY PPL?”

[grizzled plover]

ORIKAN LET ME BE A GLADIATOR

[mystic fossil]

yes

[south valve]

"I'll wrap you up tight!"

[grizzled plover]

I LITERALLY TRAIN EVERY NIGHT FOR THIS SHIT LETS GOOO

[simple cliff]

SURE, BUT HE'LL EVENTUALLY GET BORED AND PUT YOU UP AGAINST A ORK NOB ARMED ONLY WITH A BASEBALL BAT!

[tired steeple]

Elsie

You were saying

Speak

[elder merlin]

[mystic fossil]

guys here me out for rinda karnak

[tired steeple]

I don’t find anyone in this game attractive

They’re all pretty ugly

[mystic fossil]

imagine 7 ft tall goth mommy crushing you with her thighs

[lilac crag]

fsav makes me howl in despair

[somber stream]

Sister Prine:

[mystic fossil]

thats my argument

[tired steeple]

Prine looks like a neanderthal

[compact fjord]

Based truther

[dire kayak]

sergeant major morrow

[somber stream]

Somehow she has a hyper chin like a chad in the icon box

But her actual model is normal

[tired steeple]

Oh okay fair

[stuck crescent]

Morrow looks ok

[tired steeple]

Morrow is actually a good looking guy

[stuck crescent]

For a 60 something geezer

[delicate vapor]

[somber stream]

Morrow is the very definition of a 'bloke'

[tired steeple]

And yeah he’s somehow 60

[south valve]

Isn't he like 100+?

[somber stream]

I can see him running a Fish 'n chip shop

[south valve]

or have I just made that up in my head?

[somber stream]

Much older

[tired steeple]

Oh yeah lol

[somber stream]

We're talking First war for Armageddon old

[stuck crescent]

He was around during the second war

Soo ancient

[tired steeple]

What armageddon war are we on now

[somber stream]

4th

[tired steeple]

Thought so thanks

[lethal solstice]

Back to the sandbox!!!!!!

Gw needs a new campaign to sell

[stuck crescent]

I think its neat

Orks are fun as big bads

[somber stream]

First war was around 400.M41, currently it's around 20.M42, so something over 600 years old

[delicate vapor]

Gmod?

[vivid zinc]

God I love Darktide mods 😉

[sleek harness]

If you market me as a body pillow I will fucking destroy you

[vivid zinc]

Body pillow Skaven?

Doesn't exist. Heresy.

[sleek harness]

Not any skaven body pillow

A ME body pillow

It's different

I am unique

[vivid zinc]

Sorry man u look like all the other skaven.

[tight pine]

R a s h o n s

[stuck crescent]

That's racists

Rat-ist

[lethal solstice]

Me when I'm bored so I have to go ragebait general
(I respect the grind)

[elder merlin]

[vivid zinc]

It can't be because Skaven don't exist.

[tired steeple]

One more shower until 2027!

[stuck crescent]

Oh yeah

Right

Silly me

[simple cliff]

They rang 13 bells... and it was for fucking Abbadon and the boys. I was hoping for rats.

[stuck crescent]

That's like being racist to the krieg

[tawdry edge]

Average darktide player

[lethal solstice]

Only 1 thing in your head all day
Literally just like the closeted gay homophobic politicians

[vivid zinc]

Kreigsman are all like Winston Churchill, so crazy that somehow their bad ideas work.

[left swan]

Dawn of War IV Adeptus Mechanicus CGI Trailer, Admech class confirmed for Darktide

[vivid zinc]

Admech might get me to play another class

[languid hazel]

In the grim darkness of the far future, there is only love and kindness.

Make sure you’re taking care of yourselves, rejects ❤️

[lethal solstice]

Admech might get me to reinstall

[hazy kestrel]

No, I don’t think I will.

[sleek harness]

Oh shut up

[stuck crescent]

EXCEPT IF THEY'RE KRIEG

[sleek harness]

@tawdry edge since when did you became pink gay

[tawdry edge]

like

2 days ago

[stuck crescent]

That's neat

[sleek harness]

Imagine paying money for Fatshark

[tawdry edge]

I'm not

[sleek harness]

You are paying the server

The server owner is Fatshark

[simple cliff]

I just murdered two people by accident. In Darktide.

[sleek harness]

With a barrel?

Badass

[stuck crescent]

Mr fatshark himself?

Wow

[sleek harness]

Exactly

Mr. Fatshark

[simple cliff]

I quick played into a game and spawned with NO hp so I said, fuck it, will run off and get as much salvage as I can and just die to get hp back.
Two people joined 10 seconds from gate close and died with me.
WHY WOULD IT SPAWN THEM ON ME!? WHY NOT THE GUY AT THE GATE!?

[graceful hamlet]

Who’s up fatting their shark

[sleek harness]

They even have a account

[tawdry edge]

I'm not really

[sleek harness]

They just aren't very online

[stuck crescent]

Llongyfarchiadau

[tawdry edge]

I have 2 free boosts I can put anywhere

Lol

[sleek harness]

Yes you are

You paid to become pink gay

[vivid zinc]

Meh I have no problems giving FS $. Darktide is fun in spite of it's flaws. I just don't dig the new classes and there's not a whole lot of new, good cosmetics.

[tawdry edge]

I'm paying for nitro but the boosts are free

[regal jasper]

she was already a pink gay

[tawdry edge]

[graceful hamlet]

It’s what you get for playing expeditions. Now you have to live with their deaths forever 😔

[sleek harness]

So you paying Discord

[stuck crescent]

@tawdry edge what's your favourite colour?

[sleek harness]

Which is worse

[stuck crescent]

Mines yellow

[hazy kestrel]

The question is: were they Smykers?

[tawdry edge]

Between black and red

[stuck crescent]

That's neat

[sleek harness]

No

[stuck crescent]

Neat-O

[sleek harness]

She was red

Badass red

[tawdry edge]

I like having stickers, emotes and moving images on my profile

[graceful hamlet]

I should become a smyker

[regal jasper]

shitty red

[vivid zinc]

Expeditions would be so much cooler if we could pick up weapons n curios as drops

[regal jasper]

badass pink

[stuck crescent]

Become a krieg hater

[sleek harness]

Gay pink

[graceful hamlet]

Damn, you put more thought into progression then Fatshark did

[regal jasper]

thats why im using it

[stuck crescent]

I wish there was a bad ass yellow

[delicate vapor]

Saw a video of a guy sword fighting fried chicken

[sleek harness]

Okay

That's not the point

[stuck crescent]

Was it funneh?

[delicate vapor]

I have no idea

[sleek harness]

Didn't knew you were a lesbian

Even though it was obvious

[stuck crescent]

That's sad

[graceful hamlet]

If I was gay, Rannick would be my husbando

[stuck crescent]

No

You could do better

[sleek harness]

Rannick is shooting you in the head if you cough close to him

[graceful hamlet]

Rannick is such a bro in 40k terms anyways

[vivid zinc]

Personally, I find pox bursters sexually attractive. Especially when I'm near a ledge

[sleek harness]

Trying to seduce the heretics to not turn you into soup