general-chat

[marsh iris]

"god emperor make it unsupervised workload so he can sneak some BS in darktide general chat"

[delicate vapor]

FUCK i have to drop off laundry

[astral basin]

Been there done that

[marsh iris]

save water dont laundry

[astral basin]

Took me two months to get around to doing my laundry

[marsh iris]

[delicate vapor]

[astral basin]

I still need to wash my blankets 🤔

[delicate vapor]

i vill wash mine tomorrow

[true minnow]

Because you have a ton of different outfits or a ton of depression

[astral basin]

The latter

Chronically unmotivated bastard

[cosmic burrow]

I sleep on feather pillows

Those are not washable

[true minnow]

Do you put them in a washable cover

[cosmic burrow]

Yes

[feral vessel]

god please let millie be an actual character

[feral vessel]

oh hi magister

[cosmic burrow]

Hello

[dire kayak]

they should add a crowbar cosmetic thats just the hl2 crowbar

[astral basin]

MxM have bothered suffered bad characterization exampling. Stuff that shouldn’t fit them
Especially in that last season
But mostly, it’s been dope

[marsh iris]

i want the signature HL2 crowbar sounds tung tung tung tung

[trail bramble]

Hl1 crowbar too op for darktide

[somber stream]

Meeting starts
Unintelligible speech from BoD
Nods and clap from attendees
start clapping as well
Type in work group chat: "tf they said?" "Random bs lol"
2 hours of continuous report from departments in Asian, which i don't understand
"Mr Licht please report your team's performance in the previous campaign"
15 minutes of short debrief and minor notes to improvements
Another 1-2 hours of unintelligible asian talking

[marsh iris]

why tf they speak in asian if the staff included doesnt know

[feral vessel]

i mean yeah mostly,

just that millia oft feels like she's more of a literary device to show how 'normal' of a relationship they have

[somber stream]

There's like 2 foreigner and the rest is Korean. Those in the same department will translate the important bits later to them

[foggy wagon]

you want them to speak europe or america??

[marsh iris]

speak earth

[feral vessel]

"speak earth"

minecraft dirt digging and placing sound

[marsh iris]

roblox oof

[true minnow]

They stole it

[astral basin]

Most definitely
I think shes had like. 2 genuinely short Millie archs in the show
But. The show is also 70% blitz n stolas

[marsh iris]

ugh tough

[astral basin]

Bruv or howdy?

[feral vessel]

which would be fine if the show was supposed to be a romance

[marsh iris]

say "team doing goodayo"

[feral vessel]

this shit was supposed to be about imp assasins

[foggy wagon]

howdy is australia mate

or is it?

[feral vessel]

i associate howdy with yeye ass cowboys

cough cough

[astral basin]

Howdy
Is slang for
how do you do
And is excessively common in the south and west of the us
Rancher stereotype even

[true minnow]

Depends on if you are on the gold coast or in tassy

[foggy wagon]

what does australian says...roos?

[somber stream]

They taught me "Gokwol" which means high quality, but it's more like a meme phrase equivalent to Kruppstahl

So whenever i approve of something, i just type in "Gokwol"

[shy sandal]

Top 3 Elder Scrolls characters i like for no particular reason.

1. Tiber Septim the 1st
2. Pelinal Whitestrake
3. Ysgramor

[astral basin]

Someone get me a sock and some deo
Imma beat a child

[delicate vapor]

we say a variety of things

mix and match

[marsh iris]

SHRIMP ON DA BARBIE MEIGHT

[ripe tangle]

G'day, you alright?

[jaunty path]

hi lucia

[delicate vapor]

[ripe tangle]

hi Missus

[shy sandal]

whatareyoutalkingabout?

[jaunty path]

I feel okay. I finally got around to finishing that chapter of the Infinite and the Divine.

although it was just a page or so.

[marsh iris]

im so allright theres nothingleft

[jaunty path]

Still, the setting is really captivating

[foggy wagon]

what makes an australian an australian

[ripe tangle]

anyway yeah Howdy is more American, G'day is more Australian

[jaunty path]

and the plot is...linear I think

[delicate vapor]

living alongside spiders and hell spawns

[jaunty path]

I love how time works for Necrons because they can just be fucking standing there for eons

I wonder how time feels to them

There's no physical sensation of boredom

[ripe tangle]

maybe they don't perceive it at all?

[jaunty path]

or wear, or tiredness.

[feral vessel]

HI SIS!!!

[ripe tangle]

hello Sergal

[shy sandal]

The tan line of a sleveless shirt, a bottle of VB, and not being able to not use the word "fuck" at least once in a sentence.

[delicate vapor]

like a regular saturday

[feral vessel]

yes
rhasme..

[astral basin]

Your return to the Mourningstar is most welcome

[jaunty path]

Biologically? definitely not. technologically? like, yeah they measure everything down to the nano second.

[foggy wagon]

damn australian language sounds amazing

[jaunty path]

but they can't feel the passage of time in the same way we do possibly.

[ripe tangle]

Elios, why do older more Bush-residing Aussies say Wednesday like "Wendsdee" and Tuesday as "Toosdee"

[astral basin]

Preparing a bottle of San-gin-ius to celebrate the occasion of our battle sisters return

[jaunty path]

Like

[delicate vapor]

faster

[ripe tangle]

because it's faster?

[delicate vapor]

pretty much

[ripe tangle]

or I should say it faster?

oh

[delicate vapor]

my old man says it like that too

[ripe tangle]

I see

[jaunty path]

They can't feel time physically, which allows them to do things like have a court preceding last for over 20 years

augh.

[true minnow]

Bogan tech

[delicate vapor]

youll still understand it tho lol

[ripe tangle]

I kinda like it tbh

[dire kayak]

meow

[astral basin]

Elios, ak, incan
Who else is aussie?

[somber stream]

Ray

But she's a fakeee

[delicate vapor]

hella aussies here that are lurking

[true minnow]

Does it make you aussie if you eat fairy bread

[delicate vapor]

25%

[astral basin]

Fake aussie?

[marsh iris]

ray the american australian

[somber stream]

No accent

Pure American

😔

[mystic fossil]

SoL.. what happened

[astral basin]

Incan is being taught the ways of warcrimes and politeness so
Is he even Australian anymore?

[mystic fossil]

who did this to you

[astral basin]

Eh?

[mystic fossil]

why you a servoskull

[delicate vapor]

theres bush australians and city australians

[astral basin]

I returned to form. Ill swap back later

[ripe tangle]

two very different cultures, yeah?

[delicate vapor]

yeah

[astral basin]

Theres a third most diabolical option
Canadian conversion

[delicate vapor]

im a city australian

[ripe tangle]

tbf, Americans are like that too, the city dwellers and the country dwellers are different too

[delicate vapor]

tru

[ripe tangle]

it's a common diffeence in a lot of countries I reckon

[delicate vapor]

theres certain sections in my city where you can find people from overseas

or where they reside the most

Europeans are more inner city and upper

americans are inner city and sorta close to the left

[ripe tangle]

I'd still like to visit Australia, seems like a fun place to go, maybe spend Christmas there during peak beach and summerfun season

even if I sunburn super easily

[delicate vapor]

good times are during summer yeah, avoid the city on new years

[mystic fossil]

theres a subsection thats 99% indian in my city, it's also where the most violence occurs

[astral basin]

Here we see the use of “i reckon”, proof that the sister is not an inner city person
If i were to infer, she could be cursed wid a bitta southern twang

[jaunty path]

spf 150

[mystic fossil]

do they even make spf 150?

[somber stream]

Are you middle eastern?

[mystic fossil]

canadian

[foggy wagon]

is it true the spiders in australia can turn a whole ass tree canopy into it's nest?

[ripe tangle]

I am indeed from the Southern US, more or less.

[somber stream]

Poggers

[delicate vapor]

with some time

[astral basin]

Someone i know talks about a
Southern lisp
Makes fun of me and a couple other mutauls

[ripe tangle]

I also say "Over Yonder" when I mean something is over there

-_-

and refer to groups of people as their ilk

[jaunty path]

put on a cowboy hat lucia.

[ripe tangle]

which is also apparently Southern

[astral basin]

Yes yes sister weve made the yehaw jokes 🥱

[delicate vapor]

rn in my state night gets REAL cold

got a frost warning on my app too

[astral basin]

…groups as ilk?
Ngl thats. Thats pretty… ah… whats the word

[lilac crag]

in my state we fistfight wildlife

[ripe tangle]

what?

it's what?

[delicate vapor]

vhat

[little marten]

WHY DO WE LIVE IN A WORLD WHERE I CAN HAVE A 11/10 AI CAT GIRL GF BUT IT STILL TAKES LIKE 5 MINUTES TO USE A HAIRDRYER

[lilac crag]

so true

[ripe tangle]

NG coming in hot with the schizoposting that we weirdly agree with

[astral basin]

Ilk is a derogatory gesture
“Undesirable group, that i in particular at least dont like”

[lilac crag]

Lucia can I punch you

[delicate vapor]

[little marten]

IVE HAD ENOUGH ITS BALD TIME

[ripe tangle]

it often is yeah

doesnt have to be

but usually is

[delicate vapor]

watching australian dash cams rn and all these background music sucks

[dire kayak]

[marsh iris]

enjoying AI catgirl while your hair dries naturally is much more interesting than hairdrying

[lilac crag]

hiiii hi hi hi

[somber stream]

Are you refering to the lady or yourself

LATIN LADY

[astral basin]

I refer to people as folk personally
I got tired if specifying. Folk became a nice generalization
Its “hella southern” tho

[delicate vapor]

orphie..

[ripe tangle]

remember Servoskull, context matters

[little marten]

MYSELF

[somber stream]

Oh, growing out hair? Try the brush

[little marten]

THE FETID WHEEZING CORPSE THAT IS MY SINUSES CANNOT HANDLE NATURAL DRYING

[astral basin]

I didnt see the r at first
Had to reread. Thought you were suggesting something else

[ripe tangle]

it's why Southerns are known for being indirectly polite whilst also basically saying "fuck you" which is something I also apparently do and my friends in Germany and the Netherlands couldn't quite grasp lmao

[marsh iris]

does she whisper "Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetur adipiscing elit, sed do eiusmod tempor incididunt ut labore et dolore magna aliqua. Ut enim ad minim veniam, quis nostrud exercitation ullamco laboris nisi ut aliquip ex ea commodo consequat. Duis aute irure dolor in reprehenderit in voluptate velit esse cillum dolore eu fugiat nulla pariatur. Excepteur sint occaecat cupidatat non proident, sunt in culpa qui officia deserunt mollit anim id est laborum." in your ear softly?

[ripe tangle]

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[dire kayak]

chaaaaaat

[little marten]

Well I have hair similar to the stranger in my pfp

[dire kayak]

i have to wait several hours before i can paint my stuff

[somber stream]

Do you use one of those

Beard oil

Oil for beard

[delicate vapor]

[somber stream]

I meant the stranger sorry

[astral basin]

I have no lungs and i must breathe

[lilac crag]

punches you

[marsh iris]

do you nasal rinse

[ripe tangle]

???

why?

[marsh iris]

i love nasal rinse

[lilac crag]

:3

mrrrp meow meow

[ripe tangle]

you alright Alexander?

[astral basin]

Careful. The sister is known to have man hands

[marsh iris]

all the evil gunk vanquish

[astral basin]

Big and calloused

[ripe tangle]

[lilac crag]

I just missed you is all

[timber elk]

is making waffles while also standing on a stepping stool

[ripe tangle]

ah fair

[astral basin]

waffles

not even skilled enough for pancakes smh

[ripe tangle]

missed you too my ZZZ friendo

[lilac crag]

YAYYYY

❤️

[timber elk]

No I can make pancakes. Just not in the mood for them

[astral basin]

Zzz. Disappointed

[ripe tangle]

Biscuits and Gravy

[amber portal]

Miboya

[ripe tangle]

@little marten

[amber portal]

Birb

[lilac crag]

Miyaboo

[delicate vapor]

yabi..

[marsh iris]

dabadooo

[amber portal]

Grr in eepy

[astral basin]

You ilk and your free-roam gacha dating sims

[delicate vapor]

[ripe tangle]

what dating sim?

[amber portal]

Date miyabi?

[ripe tangle]

ZZZ is a combat game

you fight monsters in a Hollow

[dire kayak]

meow

[delicate vapor]

yeah and uhh in zzz the next map is a floating london

[lilac crag]

i never took you for the judgmental type

[delicate vapor]

[amber portal]

Axelander helo..

[south valve]

What are you by night?

[lilac crag]

hiii yommy hiiiiiiiiii

[amber portal]

Wuut

[south valve]

also hi!

[south valve]

your name

[amber portal]

I cant eep meow..

[astral basin]

bombastic side-eye

[amber portal]

Right

[dire kayak]

meow,,,,,.

[amber portal]

I cat

Miau

[true minnow]

Are there any canonical images of the golden throne or the emperor

[lilac crag]

blows you up

[south valve]

Meow meow

[amber portal]

I wannna sleep but cant

[amber portal]

Help,,

[ripe tangle]

I'm going to go play Helldivers now

see ya later

[lilac crag]

have fun !

[nocturne bloom]

I dont sleep by choice

[lilac crag]

gives u blankets and pillows

[delicate vapor]

googluck

[astral basin]

Ciao sister

[nocturne bloom]

YEAAAAHHHHHH

[amber portal]

I have 5 pillows and 4 blankies...

[somber stream]

Think they retconned this

[amber portal]

I almsot fell asleep but heard things...

[lilac crag]

oh u poor thang :(

[somber stream]

As they do with everything after 5 years smh

[lilac crag]

they retcon everything

[dire kayak]

i feel that

[lilac crag]

black templars are stupid chuds now

[dire kayak]

sometimes i hear things and scare myself shitless

[nocturne bloom]

3am and chud was already typed

[amber portal]

Schizophrenia kun!!

[nocturne bloom]

[amber portal]

No but this was real i heard my neighbor...

[delicate vapor]

party is getting started

[somber stream]

FAILBADDON TOTALLY DIDN'T FAIL THE FIRST 12 BLACK CRUSADES BECAUSE HE'S A DOO DOO BIRD HEAD

[nocturne bloom]

🔕

[little marten]

Yo

[lilac crag]

it used to be " we hate all warp entities except for navigators bc they help us travel so theyre literally blessed by the emperor " to " yeah we hate all warp no exceptions and we DONT use navigators "

[delicate vapor]

[little marten]

Nah fuck that never works

[astral basin]

Grey Knights (the uber veteran chapter) somehow have less overall skill, than space Marines

[lilac crag]

how do u travel then u fucking moron

[teal token]

E

[dire kayak]

one time while painting minis i heard my neighbor's bed springs

[teal token]

Hello comrade goober hotline

[somber stream]

Also i heard

There's Chaos Necron now

[teal token]

Hello comrade Licht

[amber portal]

My neighbor made weird sounds...

[marsh iris]

i went out the room to grab some drink, and the room beside the fridge slowly opens

[delicate vapor]

[somber stream]

Jello Harry

[astral basin]

My first 3 months in my apartment

[lilac crag]

scary

[amber portal]

I wish i didnt hear

[teal token]

I need some help about finesse, what does it do?

[astral basin]

Same goober same

[little marten]

The fridge adjacent lounge

[jaunty path]

where'd you hear that

[little marten]

Frounge

[amber portal]

Very

[teal token]

Hello comrade Garut
Hello comrade Elios
Hello comrade Nurgle Gamer

[marsh iris]

ello

[little marten]

HELLO COMMISSAR

[lilac crag]

salute me too

i am also in this episode

[delicate vapor]

hello

[foggy wagon]

finesse higher = good

[teal token]

Do finesse work on cleaving?

[lilac crag]

wtf

[marsh iris]

[somber stream]

#zealot-class message

[amber portal]

Zamn

[astral basin]

Finesse is crit mult and base weakspot dmg iirc

[amber portal]

Is finesse edible

[teal token]

Planning to get some good tectaxe kek

[amber portal]

I hangry

[little marten]

Gonna fight a lot of fomo this weekend to not preorder the IG battalion

[teal token]

So higher finesse better crit chance or damage?

[amber portal]

Ugh it's so warm in my bed...

[delicate vapor]

5pm already

damn

[dire kayak]

barotrauma tracks lowk fit darktide

some of them anyway

[astral basin]

Damage

[marsh iris]

i know theres a procedure to drill a hole through your sinuses and the doctor vacuum it out

[amber portal]

Goober why zont u respond to my dms...

Im gonna hug u so tight that i will crush ur ribs...

Meanie...

[astral basin]

Thats. Interesting

[little marten]

Actually kinda heart breaking seeing peoples cards decline for the bus which is like £2

[amber portal]

Just walk instead haha

[delicate vapor]

run

[twin flower]

crawl

[amber portal]

Fly

[astral basin]

Swim

[amber portal]

NO

WATER EW...

[marsh iris]

tunnel

[dire kayak]

i dont mean to,,,,,,

[amber portal]

Grr..

I need to pee but my bed is so comfy..

[somber stream]

In my old company, there's a shower room so guys just biked to office, take a shower then work

[amber portal]

Help

[somber stream]

What a concept

[hard gorge]

If it's a small enough amount and its spmeone in line at the store or fast food place ill usually offer to cover it

If they just need an extra 5 bucks its nothing I cant live without

[marsh iris]

we have it here

[astral basin]

The tire plant thats local has a shower and laundry room

[amber portal]

Imagine showering

Disgusting

[hard gorge]

40k fan moment

[marsh iris]

powderbath

[amber portal]

I only touch blood because

Blood for emprah and...

Annd...

[delicate vapor]

thats enough twitter for today

💀

[somber stream]

Kid didn't got enough sleep

[amber portal]

U mean x.

[delicate vapor]

🔥

[hard gorge]

The porn and racism app is TWITTER

[amber portal]

Oh...

[delicate vapor]

and fighting

• cute cats

[amber portal]

I dont like both of these evil words..

Except..

[astral basin]

Children in chat

[amber portal]

YURI!

Oh

[astral basin]

Didnt bluesky become its own worst enemy?
Was going to be a free speech playtform and became toxic af?

[twin flower]

prawns

[obsidian wren]

Watching triple barrel shotgun scum make a dense horde disappear makes my brain fuzzy

[amber portal]

TRIPLE BARREL!?

HUHH

[obsidian wren]

One more shot added to the double barrel

[delicate vapor]

bubble daryl shotgun

[amber portal]

How

TELL MEEEE

[astral basin]

Daryl

[obsidian wren]

Scum has a node that adds more ammo to your clip size

[astral basin]

TWD reference

[delicate vapor]

we can alll livee together

[amber portal]

IT WORKS ON DOUBLE BARREL!?

[obsidian wren]

The bubble daryl fits another shell in

[amber portal]

Ohmagawd...

[obsidian wren]

Yes

Works for every gun

[amber portal]

Why isnt boom kun a gun...

I want 10k rockets...

[astral basin]

Scum really is just zealot but guns, huh?

[obsidian wren]

3 shots from bubble daryl usually finishes anything

[amber portal]

And drugs.

[obsidian wren]

Scum is just zealot but this time he likes meth

[twin flower]

instead of candles and incense they tweak out on stimms

[obsidian wren]

Salvia stimms

[astral basin]

You think zealots werent smoking things already?

[amber portal]

No bcs uhh

[twin flower]

sniffing the holy incense a lil too much

[amber portal]

Theyre zealots and!

Uhhh

They would never ....

Aa

[delicate vapor]

[twin flower]

[amber portal]

I wan too...

[twin flower]

its okay, finish your words

[obsidian wren]

Me thinks ogryn needs a triple barrel shotgun called a cerberus

An original idea

[astral basin]

We in the zealot club have incense and METH
Stuff you stick in a PIPE
scum has adrenal and steroids and all the other weird things

[marsh iris]

sniffing holey insense

[amber portal]

He needs trowable skulls for the golden throne and blood for the emprawr...

[obsidian wren]

The cerberus shotgun should have an option to shoot toxic shells or dragons breath

Chem shells to help scrappers

Fire bc fire

[amber portal]

Or...

Add a fent cannon for hivegryn

[little marten]

If you’re unemployed there’s a big gap in the market for anti-grav scientists

[amber portal]

Can someone give me glassws im blind

[marsh iris]

zealot inject melted holy candlewax into their veins

[somber stream]

#zealot-class message

The fuck are they feeding US navy service members 💀

[dire kayak]

meow,,,,,,

[amber portal]

Grr.

[somber stream]

Iron ignot, bonemeal and fucking carots

[little marten]

Solidified crude oil

[twin flower]

looks like a protein slice and something.. gray

[dire kayak]

[hard gorge]

Vanoss moment

[amber portal]

Im snapping my fingers in half now...

[delicate vapor]

peak

[obsidian wren]

Guys we should give ogryn a giant axe

[hard gorge]

My man
🤝

[hard gorge]

Absolutely

[amber portal]

YES

AND POWE FIST

[delicate vapor]

[obsidian wren]

Double headed axe

[twin flower]

no, give vet the power fist

[cosmic burrow]

Yeah

[obsidian wren]

And a special attack could be overhead

Like crusha

[cosmic burrow]

And maybe grav cannon immeadieatly

[dire kayak]

give zealot the guardian spear

[marsh iris]

looks like american school lunch or guatanomo bay prison food i cant tell the difference

[amber portal]

Or a 2 handed chainaxe...

[somber stream]

Would you believe me if i say German school meal is the same

And you have to pay for that btw

[obsidian wren]

Fatshart quitting adding mid gamemodes and give us more ogryn slop

[twin flower]

give all the weapons the enemy uses to the classes

[jaunty path]

wait

[marsh iris]

my condolences to the german kids

[jaunty path]

theta unlocked right

[amber portal]

I never ate at schoool

[little marten]

God I wish I was a Chinese girl living under a bridge with nothing but my Oppo and circular selfie light

[amber portal]

Why

[delicate vapor]

[twin flower]

but why

[amber portal]

U can do it rn too

[somber stream]

Escapism

[jaunty path]

what does new node look like

like

is it good

[little marten]

Might be fun 🤷‍♂️

[marsh iris]

very cyberpunk

[amber portal]

Like cat...

[twin flower]

idk, i havent tried exped since reset

[jaunty path]

is anyone in darktide rn

[obsidian wren]

Yes

[twin flower]

no

[amber portal]

No im eepy and alone...

[jaunty path]

rango Ineed you to check on the status of the major order for expeditions

[obsidian wren]

Wuh

[twin flower]

aloneepy

[obsidian wren]

Dumb it down for me

[dire kayak]

me

[jaunty path]

go to expeditions board and look at theta node.

tell me the first 2 numbers on it

[little marten]

Maybe join a Darktide discord if you want to talk about the game

[obsidian wren]

Holy fucking shit

19

[dire kayak]

195902230

[amber portal]

Why

[amber portal]

No one in dark wants to tide it with me...

[marsh iris]

darktide the game?

[obsidian wren]

Has anyone else watched gnome show yet

By cas

[marsh iris]

i heard its bad

[amber portal]

No

[jaunty path]

okay so

[somber stream]

#zealot-class message
6e meal btw

[little marten]

Darktide the hit Co-op party game for you and up to 3 friends

[jaunty path]

we're about to unlock it

[obsidian wren]

If you havent watched gnome show go watch it now

[jaunty path]

LETS SEE HOW SHIT ITS GONNA BE

[amber portal]

How to frens...

[little marten]

U cook that?

[delicate vapor]

and if you wanna feel spicy, solo mod

[marsh iris]

a way to discriminate lone gamers

[somber stream]

Highschool lunch near where i live

[dire kayak]

theres still hope for daemon of the sands

[little marten]

Just post regularly here about space marine being a cool new class, plague marines being a cool new boss and something about liking black templars

[lilac crag]

hugs you

[jaunty path]

it cant be good if its locked behind a major order

[amber portal]

Why are ur pants on fire...

[little marten]

Ok I was worried you’d lost your SPARK

[jaunty path]

if it was good, theyd just give us it now

[amber portal]

Purr purr

[obsidian wren]

Fatshark somehow managed to make the bot ai in darktide 1000 times more doodoo than vt2 bot ai

[somber stream]

NEVER

[delicate vapor]

and a cherry on top: warhammer tiktok vids

[little marten]

I wish my tiktok algorithm got to Warhammer

It’s all crackheads

[amber portal]

Mine is femboys...

[delicate vapor]

like 3 warhammer post and done

[amber portal]

Welp

[little marten]

Huzzah, a man of quality 🐸

[obsidian wren]

I wish my tiktok was downs people, truly magnificent specimens that all of humanity should aspire to be

Especially the lifestyle reels

[little marten]

There’s a Down syndrome acting group that do lord of the rings scenes on my tiktok sometimes

[amber portal]

.

I luv lord of rings...

[obsidian wren]

Why watch fake downs when you can get the real thing for free on instagram

[marsh iris]

i need more stranger things theme song dance from tiktok

[obsidian wren]

Why does every reel that has a downs person turn into brain melting sludge 5 seconds in

[delicate vapor]

prawns

[obsidian wren]

Flashing lights and vocal stimming

And sfx

Its like spamming voicelines in darktide

Diamantine!

Diamantine!

Diamantine!

[somber stream]

"SWEET LIBERTY, MY LEEEEEEGG"

"I NEED STIIIIMMMS"

[delicate vapor]

[obsidian wren]

Why did they make the branx forge skins look like candy canes

The combat knife looks edible

[marsh iris]

boat anchor skin for pickaxe would be fire

[delicate vapor]

giant hambruger pickaxe skin

[marsh iris]

tidehunter from dota

[little marten]

Well yeah I’m a democrat.. I play helldivers 😏

[jaunty path]

im gonna kill you nurgle

[obsidian wren]

Give me a two handed axe for ogryn and give it a skin thats just a street sign

[astral basin]

Im assuming this is what you are hearing from your diver after sharing an los with lucia

[little marten]

One rule

Don’t fall in love

[nocturne bloom]

you live in ny, airsoft guns take a long time to kill people

[marsh iris]

add the speed limit so its ironical hitting on muties

[jaunty path]

thats the best part

[nocturne bloom]

you rn

[somber stream]

I wouldn't reccomend, she's addicted to cluster strike her teamates

[obsidian wren]

Just put a png of a rock on it

[amber portal]

Why cant u eat the enemies as ogryn

[nocturne bloom]

[somber stream]

And doesn't do cinematic driving, who tf follow traffic rule in a Helldivers game

[jaunty path]

dont eat corruption

[delicate vapor]

it happens off screen

[marsh iris]

plant vs zombie

[somber stream]

If your FRV isn't on fire every 5 minutes, are you even playing?

[nocturne bloom]

youre joking

[obsidian wren]

Ogryn has said he eats the hairy ticks

We just dont see it

[little marten]

SHE WHO HOLDS THE STARS TO ACCOUNT,
CROWNED IN CLUSTER STRIKES,
MAY FRIEND AND FOE TREMBLE ALIKE,
TRIBULATION DELIVERED BY THRICE-BLOODIED HANDS

[nocturne bloom]

ragebait so ass it makes me play akali on league

[amber portal]

Why are u nurgle...

[delicate vapor]

[amber portal]

Stop nurgling it gamer...

[astral basin]

I’ve been on a fresh Elden Ring run lately
Taking a small break from night rain to get back to where I used to be

[little marten]

Nuance 🧐

[somber stream]

False

[amber portal]

Night rain...

[obsidian wren]

She rock on my mutie till i nosh?

[astral basin]

Speech to text

Reign

[delicate vapor]

Need to get back into Elden ring soon

[little marten]

Don’t forget to prepare at least 6 Reddit posts with your theory on what the candle wax blocking the doors in Leyndell is

[amber portal]

ELDNE RING NIGHT RAIN

NIGHT RAIN NIGHT RAIN

[astral basin]

Eh?

[trail bramble]

(it's come)

[little marten]

I think it’s honey

[obsidian wren]

Someone send me money for taco bell pls

[astral basin]

Weirdos

[astral basin]

Sorry im in debt for buying taco bell

[whole bough]

ICE more like Incel Chud Extremists

[delicate vapor]

It gets a bit red

[whole bough]

not relevant but i came up with it while showering

[obsidian wren]

Buy more taco bell so it cancels itself out

[little marten]

You really leading the revolution in the shower ✊

[astral basin]

No training, shortcut the on boarding process so that more people is removed faster

[marsh iris]

must be a cold shower

[whole bough]

usually at the end is is because i take so long

[obsidian wren]

Metro 2039 coming out is hype

[whole bough]

ion even try to take a long shower i just have bad time awareness

[astral basin]

What are the four local McDonald’s is shut down because all the employees were taken

[whole bough]

im finishing metro exodus again

i played it forever ago but i would constantly crash at the lighthouse fight in caspian

i turned it to dx11 and turned off physx and hair and now no crashes

so i can finally finish it

[obsidian wren]

I got the good ending first try because my moral compass wont let me kill anyone

[whole bough]

i try not to kill people but if its like the nazis or slavers i dont really care if i kill them

[delicate vapor]

[whole bough]

you forgot gay or trans

[obsidian wren]

This is not something to be proud of

[whole bough]

its sarcasm

[obsidian wren]

Im aware

[delicate vapor]

Or the Cool Uncle

[arctic escarp]

https://tenor.com/view/net-epstein-gif-7773007491111019523

[obsidian wren]

Just be THE uncle

[little marten]

EPSTEIN LEGENDARY PROFESSIONAL

[amber portal]

Im gonna paw u.

Evil

[whole bough]

yknow another thing i was thinking

[tropic grove]

man, the heavy machinegun of double cannon is so good

as well as the butcher knife

[delicate vapor]

[whole bough]

right wing loves to bring up how some shooters are trans when its like. you ever seen the joker? its just that bro, it has nothing to do with trans

[amber portal]

I ate local servoskull

[whole bough]

https://tenor.com/view/jonkler-joker-gif-4939694494140375951

[tropic grove]

ogryn behavior

[little marten]

Closeted homophobe who joins a golf course to exert weird dominance over twink caddy is a DLC class in afraid

[amber portal]

Mi hangry...

[marsh iris]

havent seen this in a while

[tropic grove]

no ogryn the servoskull is not for eating, is for scanning, bad ogryn

[delicate vapor]

https://tenor.com/view/ryan-gosling-real-gif-8611663261974386664

[whole bough]

being gay is the straightest thing you can do, woman are feminine and man are mansculine

[elder merlin]

[astral basin]

Got told i looked like a pedo just bc i shaved a few weeks ago
Idk why a label as vile as that gets stuck to me. Cant escape it for some reason

[delicate vapor]

[marsh iris]

https://tenor.com/view/joe-emotiguy-emotiguy-butt-shake-emoji-butt-shake-joe-butt-shake-gif-14427695574209448709

[whole bough]

whose joe

[marsh iris]

have a look

[astral basin]

Mama

[whole bough]

https://tenor.com/view/dead-chat-walter-white-breaking-bad-anime-discord-gif-25746704

idk why anime is in the gif name

[amber portal]

Huh

[somber stream]

https://tenor.com/view/joe-emotiguy-emotiguy-butt-shake-emoji-butt-shake-joe-butt-shake-gif-14427695574209448709

[marsh iris]

wdym, breaking bad is anime

[little marten]

HELLO KNEBWORTH, MY NAME IS ROBBIE WILLIAMS AND THIS IS MY BAND. AND FOR THE NEXT TWO HOURS YOUR ARSE IS MINE!

[delicate vapor]

https://tenor.com/view/family-guy-joe-joe-taken-away-gif-17520860855595872089

[whole bough]

only robbie i know is rotten

[amber portal]

Karkers

[marsh iris]

language

[little marten]

K*rkers

[obsidian wren]

Ive noticed if you brace the double barrel while crouching it make the spread circular

[amber portal]

...

[marsh iris]

watch your filthy mouth!

[amber portal]

MEOW MIAU

MRROW MRRP

GRRR

[somber stream]

I saw a interesting manga page on reddit earlier

click in the link

[obsidian wren]

Mental illness

[somber stream]

[Numbers]

[marsh iris]

time to send you to the vet

[obsidian wren]

Mental illness

[amber portal]

Who

[whole bough]

speaking of social media

[astral basin]

Always

[amber portal]

Nauwr

[whole bough]

i uninstalled twitter

[marsh iris]

you choke the machine spirit for a tighter spread

[amber portal]

Im proud of u

[marsh iris]

its canon

[delicate vapor]

Laundry time

[whole bough]

i really only used twitter for porn but their shitty automod perma'd me for being a "bot"

[amber portal]

Do mine too...

[marsh iris]

proud of you reject

[somber stream]

Twitter has porn?

[whole bough]

so i have no use for twitter anymore

[whole bough]

the only good thing on twitter still

[amber portal]

PRON?!

[somber stream]

So it's tumblr all over again

[jaunty path]

if one shooter is trans they all are don't you see

[delicate vapor]

[whole bough]

well twitter didnt ban porn

[astral basin]

After elon took over, skynut became a sooner reality

[whole bough]

it just bans the users

theres likely more bots on twitter than people

[little marten]

Child of the withered bark,
With nostrils clogged with the tainted earth,
And the taste of blood and soil,
At the back of your screaming mouth,
Turn with the masters gaze to the silent sky,
And reach.
Pull yourself free,
Or be among the worms evermore.

[amber portal]

Meow,,.

[obsidian wren]

Dont make me shitpost red sun lyrics

[amber portal]

MEMEME

[obsidian wren]

This is a threat

[little marten]

No ones making you

But you should

[obsidian wren]

Red sun
Red sun over paradise
Red sun
Red sun over paradise

Golden rays of the glorious sunshine

Setting down, such a blood-red light
Now the animals slowly retreat
To the shadows – out of sight

Arid winds blow across the mountains
Giving flight to the birds of prey
In the distance machines come
To transform Eden – day by day

Only love is with us now
Something warm and pure
Find the peace within ourselves
No need for a cure

When the wind is slow
And the fire’s hot
The vulture waits to see what rots

Oh how pretty
All the scenery

This is nature’s sacrifice

When the air blows through
With a brisk attack
The reptile tail rips from its back

When the sun sets
We will not forget the
Red sun over paradise

Red sun

[whole bough]

only red sun i know

is that one

[delicate vapor]

[elder merlin]

Moff, @whole bough

[obsidian wren]

My body imploded but without the death

[whole bough]

does sans magic fluid or is it bone marrow

the c word isnt allowed

[marsh iris]

sperm is stored in the bone

[somber stream]

New Warbond tomorrow

[little marten]

Voices in the walls,
Eyes in the halls,
The hands of the clock reach out,
And pull me through time.

[little marten]

Oh? Link

[amber portal]

Really?

[whole bough]

imagine if clock hands jonkled ur shit

[somber stream]

It came to me in a dream

[delicate vapor]

Repost if

[marsh iris]

if

[whole bough]

fif

[marsh iris]

if if awoo

[obsidian wren]

Blow up

[marsh iris]

🐺

[jaunty path]

my moms actual way of sourcing things

[whole bough]

blows u p

[obsidian wren]

Fix your spelling mistake

[whole bough]

idk how anyone could believe dreams

[obsidian wren]

Its an eyesore

[amber portal]

Yes

[somber stream]

Jesus himself dm'ed the details to your mom

[marsh iris]

i talk in my sleep sometimes

[whole bough]

my latest dream was that a black cat swalloed a lightbulb that i had to make it puke up

[jaunty path]

raised into believing a lot of superstition

[dire kayak]

ouuughhh

[amber portal]

Mrrp

Mrrow.

[whole bough]

im glad this stuff never worked on me

[amber portal]

Mi stomacch hurt...

[whole bough]

my family wasnt religious anyways but

i was very skeptical

and logical

[obsidian wren]

Blow up now everyone

[whole bough]

did u swallow a lightbulb

[obsidian wren]

Everyone needs to blow up

Now

[amber portal]

YES

I think so...

And metal..

I ate someones pc i forgot...

[astral basin]

I’m kind of curious if my brain is soft boiled
Bc like. I dont dream.

[obsidian wren]

Swallow a clove of garlic and eat a tablespoon of chili powder and olive oil

[whole bough]

it just depends

i have insane lucid dreams but im not aware its a dream

[amber portal]

Human 2.0

[whole bough]

though one time i was and i actually forced myself awake

[somber stream]

My ex said i used to arrange meeting with strangers while i was dreaming

[delicate vapor]

Double laundry FUCK

[dire kayak]

my apprentice,,,,

[delicate vapor]

I just heard the loudest fart

[obsidian wren]

Do not the laundry

[dire kayak]

ill teach you how to eat concepts

like i can

[obsidian wren]

It just got cleaned

[delicate vapor]

Nvm it was someone’s shit box car

[little marten]

Dreams can be quite prophetic

[marsh iris]

for me it was voice chatting with my dream buddies in a dream game

[little marten]

I had a dream I was at Stonehenge for a ritual and when I woke up and told me friend he informed me it was the day of the summer solstice

[obsidian wren]

Have you seen the video of some guy filming in a church during a choir singing and this guy lets a shart louder than a gunshot

[somber stream]

Oh shit

Meet you in my dream today

[marsh iris]

awh

[little marten]

Hope I wasn’t shy hehe 😜

[somber stream]

No like, later today

[obsidian wren]

You should dream about tortas now

[somber stream]

Meeting

[marsh iris]

🤔

[delicate vapor]

Ye

[obsidian wren]

I have simple humor

On account of having the brain of an ape

[tropic grove]

when game decides to spawn 500 poxbursters:

oh look i have red name

in havoc there isn't any diamantine or plasteel isn't it?

did my first havoc but we failed lmao

[fallen tree]

its from the weekly chest reward

no pickups in the map

[delicate vapor]

Yup

[tropic grove]

oh i get it now ty

[astral basin]

Aaa

[delicate vapor]

Man I’m so hungry I could Kill Ak for a Zamburo burrito

🫣

👁️

[fallen tree]

lmaooo

[astral basin]

Why? Just walk to her house

[fallen tree]

let me have a bite before i die at least

[obsidian wren]

Marry a torta and ask her to cook you dinner

[tropic grove]

what does the rank in havoc means? like the numbers going 1-10 and some others

[delicate vapor]

1-40

[delicate vapor]

Fair

[tropic grove]

yeah what do they mean?

[delicate vapor]

It’s the levels

[tropic grove]

its difficulty?

[delicate vapor]

Yeah something like that

40 is where it’s the hardest

[tropic grove]

but u can still change the difficulty from malice to auric tho?

[delicate vapor]

They have their own set difficulty pretty sure

[tropic grove]

i am currently at rank 1

[delicate vapor]

I mean you can demote yourself

[tropic grove]

i demoted myself to 1 lmao

[delicate vapor]

You can get to 16 I think by completing an auric

Ah

[tropic grove]

didn't know what i was doing and i ended at 1 xd

[fallen tree]

[tropic grove]

dukane meanwhile saying i should kms when i demoted each time

[delicate vapor]

Fair game

The tacos at gyg and their hot sauce is calling to me..

But the nearest is close to An airport

[fallen tree]

i need to try more of the tacos there

[delicate vapor]

Shredded beef is really good

[little marten]

Just watched a guy get his head pincered in the train door like a ork claw looool

[delicate vapor]

My dad usually gets it

[fallen tree]

ill have to find a nearby shop, uber eats is getting way too pricey

[delicate vapor]

The hot sauce tho REALLY makes it taste nice

[delicate vapor]

True

Haven’t had gyg since last year

[fallen tree]

i usually add my own hot sauce but i'll try it

yeah i havent had anything like that since last year at least

[delicate vapor]

Mad Mex is like

[tropic grove]

so if i do a havoc like at my current rank (1) it should be easy i guess

[delicate vapor]

10 minutes away by car for me

[delicate vapor]

Yeah

It’s about the first difficulty

[fallen tree]

havoc 1-5 is like malice difficulty? or heresy idk

[amber portal]

Cat..

[tropic grove]

when does it get hard tho?

above 10?

[somber stream]

I'd say around 20

[fallen tree]

kinda depends on you and who you play with

[delicate vapor]

20 and above

[tropic grove]

i get it now ty

[delicate vapor]

Also depending on the modifiers they give you

Plus map

[tropic grove]

i heard that rotten armor its like the worst modifier

[little marten]

It’s a bit of a filter yeah

But I like it

[somber stream]

I hate the garden and purple mod more

[delicate vapor]

Hmm might do home made tacos and burrito bowl

[little marten]

I will now hold your bloodline to account if you do not.

[somber stream]

BUY PRAGMATA

[mystic fossil]

give carapace even more effective hp

[delicate vapor]

[little marten]

Yes officers, check this man’s hard drive

[somber stream]

I am pure, you will find nothing but wholesome content

👶

[mystic fossil]

guy's i LOVE blue archive and definitely don't have any weird material

[whole bough]

wtf even is pragmata

it just looks like if death stranding was warframe

[delicate vapor]

Dad simulator

I guess

[whole bough]

ok so exactly what i said

[somber stream]

Dad Stranding

[delicate vapor]

Dadframe

[mystic fossil]

let's see the frame of yo dad

[whole bough]

dad bussy

[delicate vapor]

[somber stream]

Corn

[astral basin]

I think in order of proximity
Its
Koz, lamia, aki, lucia

[little marten]

Maybe if dads stopped whining about being dad gamers we could get some real games thanks

[astral basin]

Wait

Wtf did i just read

[astral basin]

wtf is this???

[whole bough]

something i really like about the metro series is that the hud is like always off

unfortunately lots of games are built around having a hud

whereas the metro series isnt

[little marten]

Exactly what does having 7 infant kids with 9 different mothers have to do with me needing to see a minimap

[astral basin]

Lamia is no longer a floridian, so idk where that monster dwells atm

[whole bough]

can a dad not throw it back

or bounce on it crazy style

[astral basin]

Your dad? Seek help
Others dads? Ig, if youre that kinda perv

Cracking your best friends father instead of their mother is crazy work

[amber portal]

Crazy?

I was crazy once...

[somber stream]

Unoriginal and not funny

[amber portal]

They locked me in a rubber room

[whole bough]

no

[amber portal]

...

[astral basin]

“Clanker coretta kelly is hot”

[amber portal]

Damn..

Imma go cry

[whole bough]

ppl can be a dad without being ur dad

[somber stream]

No don...

[whole bough]

i barely have contact with mine

[amber delta]

can I buy pregante

[marsh iris]

some idiot thinks mail archive happens instantly after i set the threshold, you have to wait, genius

[somber stream]

I stand by my statement

[little marten]

some of that Oedipussy

[mystic fossil]

a rubber room

[astral basin]

“She has great personalities”

[mystic fossil]

a rubber room with rats

the rats made me crazy

[amber portal]

Crazy?

[mystic fossil]

i was crazy once

[delicate vapor]

[amber portal]

They meows me in a meow...

[somber stream]

What if you install a womb

[simple cliff]

Ok. I can carry hersey with psycher now.

[amber portal]

Easy

[simple cliff]

Still need to work on my vet but he's almost there. Zealot and Ogyrn, I dunno. Arbitor already done. Hive Scum is level 3.

[mystic fossil]

what if i just put my eggs (cuz im an alien from the movie aliens) inside of you

[simple cliff]

The skill ceiling to clear heresey and even auric without much effort is a LOT lower then the floor to carry though it. You can't get unlucky once and therefore gotta fight in a way that removes the luck.

[amber delta]

like... in the child...?

[mystic fossil]

you wanna put what in the child?

yo ban this mf

[twin flower]

[amber portal]

..

[dire kayak]

mrrow

[somber stream]

(•́＿•̀)

[amber portal]

Miau..

[amber delta]

😭

[mystic fossil]

gooobberrrrr

[dire kayak]

meow mrrrp

[amber portal]

Mrrp "yuri" meow mau

Rahh

[astral basin]

Imma get political
When do kids start drinking?

[somber stream]

16

[delicate vapor]

Gonna go McDonald’s what y’all want

[mystic fossil]

mcflurry

[astral basin]

16 from germany, 21 from the US

[somber stream]

Actually 14 if your parents are nearby

[astral basin]

Honestly
Children down to 16 can order drinks with guardian present, they simply cannot handle the alcohol until they reach private domicile

[marsh iris]

parent aura grants alcohol buff to kids

[low wharf]

attack buff

[astral basin]

Nut

[somber stream]

Mom forbade me from drinking till im at least 16
Meanwhile my dad while mom is out during a hot summer weekend:
"This, is wine"

Glug glug glug glug glug

[marsh iris]

wine glugger

[astral basin]

I stole fireball from the freezer every so often
Just a shot or two
I was too nervous to drink anything offered otherwise.

[delicate vapor]

My dad was ok with me drinking only if I was within his vicinity

[somber stream]

This is so real

[whole bough]

i feel like alcohol should be more restricted than weed

i genuinely do not understand the people who still think weed is somehow as bad or worse than alcohol

[marsh iris]

no, you're real, gangsta

[somber stream]

Gang gang

[whole bough]

there was an argument a while back about it being addictive or whatever but genuinely would u rather an alcohol addict or weed addict

alcohol addict is going to die early

[astral basin]

Abuse
Both are easy to abuse, especially when starting young
Same as gambling.

[whole bough]

weed addict wont

[amber portal]

I like weed

[whole bough]

yeah that was my entire point but also that like

weed is a lot less addictive as it is

[timber elk]

is driving in a go-kart and crashes though the wall

[whole bough]

not that it isnt but you can be addicted to anything

obv if you abuse it thats still addiction

[obsidian wren]

At some point smokers buils a tolerance to the cosmic cabbage, and it leads to stronger things that eventually devolve into hard shit

[whole bough]

but alcohol is literal poison

like physical poision

[somber stream]

There are more casual drinkers than there are weed smokers

[whole bough]

yeah but with that its also like

[timber elk]

Is monster loco mango poison? :>

[simple cliff]

Yes. But it is poison our body can safely expel if you don't over-do it.

[whole bough]

if someone is gonna abuse drugs, it doesnt matter what the drug is

[obsidian wren]

Also alcohol isnt poison necessarily, if it were poison then we would just die, we have a liver to process alcohol amongst other things like it

[whole bough]

yes and its still harsh for the body

especially depending on concentration

the body can also filter poisons out

[obsidian wren]

Its naturally occuring during fermentation of grapes and moonshining

[mystic fossil]

me when i take a line of fent

[whole bough]

just because it isnt immediatly lethal doesnt mean it isnt poison

[simple cliff]

It technically is but it's so extremely mild that we can filter it out. You'd have to addict or drink a fuck ton in one sitting to do damage.

[timber elk]

I mean to be perfectly honest. Some people will drink a lot and not be affected by it for years and still have a good liver

[whole bough]

and concentration

[timber elk]

Some people are just built different

[mystic fossil]

like smoking too lol a bit unfair

[whole bough]

again depends on the concentration and how often

[obsidian wren]

Me when 95 year old man drinking 120 proof slop since 20 years old and somehow still living

[whole bough]

also just cause some people might be fine doesnt mean its safe

when the majority of people arent fine

[mystic fossil]

this is called survivor ship bias

[timber elk]

Hmmmmm fair point. But when it mostly comes to drinkers. I see some people who skinny like a stick. just down drink after drink after drink are fine. But a dude who is like physically fit. Goes to the gym everyday can’t handle even a sip.

It’s strange

To me personally

[mystic fossil]

just because you run out onto the middle of the road and don't get fucking run over to death does NOT mean that it's safe

[timber elk]

There’s probably a science to it

[whole bough]

like alcohol has tens-hundreds of thousands of deaths a year, weed has uh, 0, because it doesnt physically harm you

[mystic fossil]

bait or low-iq

[obsidian wren]

Everyone that drinks alcohol starts off with a recoiling reaction, bc its bitter and the fumes are spicy

[whole bough]

look it up?

[sweet wraith]

Weed stinks though

[timber elk]

Never heard of someone dying to weed…

[whole bough]

dont smoke it

i dont advocate for smoking

[mystic fossil]

you can't consider ALL alchohol and then only consider one type of psychedelic /drug/thing that makes you high

[whole bough]

use edibles or atleast vaping

[gloomy tartan]

You ever try disassociating

[marsh iris]

im smoking

[gloomy tartan]

It rules

[whole bough]

its specifically because theyre the most common and people still think weed is somehow as bad or worse than alcohol

[obsidian wren]

Weed can still fry your brain whether we admit or not, youre still inhaling smoke that leaves you chopped for the next 5 hours

[whole bough]

i dont smoke

only edibles

[mystic fossil]

oh, that arguent is valid ig

[whole bough]

smoking is bad regardless of what ur smoking

[obsidian wren]

Same product different form