general-chat

[acoustic pebble]

They let me go after I ate their leader

[hazy kestrel]

Canned laughter ensues.

Goodnight

[sleek harness]

What's irrelevant

[marsh iris]

Big Tide Theory

[acoustic pebble]

Ew

Bretonnia

More like

[hazy kestrel]

Ew, sewer scum

[acoustic pebble]

Stupidonnia

[marsh iris]

Brexitonnia

[hazy kestrel]

By the Lady

[acoustic pebble]

And PROUD of it!!

[hazy kestrel]

Brexit from the OrderTide

[acoustic pebble]

Mainly proud that I don't larp being FRENCH

[hazy kestrel]

Friendship ended with Karl Franz, now uh, Skaven is my friend-friend.

[acoustic pebble]

Fuck you. Atoma stands

[hazy kestrel]

Yes-yes.

[acoustic pebble]

Disgusting

But not unexpected

The French being friends with rats

[sleek harness]

I still have my friend request pendent

You motherfucker

[hazy kestrel]

Uh

[hazy kestrel]

:)

[brave hull]

-FRENCH

[marsh iris]

stop fighting start kissing

[acoustic pebble]

Understandable

[sleek harness]

I am not gay for red people

[acoustic pebble]

Also understandable

[hazy kestrel]

I don’t see it :(

Is gone

[acoustic pebble]

@hazy kestrel gimme that tongue

[hazy kestrel]

My tongue is mine.

You cannot have it.

[acoustic pebble]

It'll be mine soon

[marsh iris]

trade tongues

[acoustic pebble]

You have no choice

[hazy kestrel]

Okay Caligula

[sleek harness]

Human love

Disgusting

[hazy kestrel]

I think I got that history reference wrong though

[acoustic pebble]

I hate rome

Rome is not that based ngl

[hazy kestrel]

I think it was another crazy emperor that had some critic’s tongue cut out and dipped in silver

Or something

[acoustic pebble]

The Huns were beyter

[sleek harness]

Rome is where vampires came from

[hazy kestrel]

That would be Wallachia

You silly rat

[sleek harness]

You are making up cities

[acoustic pebble]

Name one who wasn't crazy and wasn't stabbed by his own dudes

[hazy kestrel]

Augustus

[acoustic pebble]

Doesn't exist

[hazy kestrel]

Hadrian

Trajan

Constantine

[acoustic pebble]

Half Egyptian

[marsh iris]

cool movie

[acoustic pebble]

Half Greek

[acoustic pebble]

Half GAUL

[hazy kestrel]

Vespasian

[acoustic pebble]

Half Vampire

Jk. Half Swedish

[hazy kestrel]

Now you’re just pulling my leg

You silly shark

[acoustic pebble]

I'm a barbarian

[sleek harness]

Wolverine is from Greek

[acoustic pebble]

It's what I do

[graceful hamlet]

I wish all smykers to fuck off. Praise be the Emperor 🙏

[hazy kestrel]

Goth, Visigoth, or Vandal?

[acoustic pebble]

Hyborian

[hazy kestrel]

Oh

[twin dirge]

I wanna ooga but sadly I've been forced to booga

[brave hull]

Their fun is your fun or else!

[acoustic pebble]

Yeah, yer shit outta luck

[twin dirge]

Woe, smykers upon ye for the next 5 matches

[marsh iris]

try fighting around a DH

see if they smyke

[graceful hamlet]

I was hyped about the 2 zealot 2 Psyker combo, because funny greatswords and bonk hammer only for the 2nd Psyker to be a perma smyker 😔

[graceful hamlet]

They never stopped smyking

[hazy kestrel]

Barrel time :)

[graceful hamlet]

Made sure to abandon them at every opportunity

“That’s a nice pack of ragers you’re stunning, would be a shame if I just kept moving”

[brave hull]

most Psykers nowadays are trogs because Psyker power is super high rn which ironically means Psyker stock is down. Simple tidenomics.

[sleek harness]

Remember, Pyskers with Smite are not Smykers

So abandon only Smykers

The people who don't know how to use smite correctly

[graceful hamlet]

It’s really easy to tell

Do you know if they have smite at the very first group of enemies?

If yes, it’s a smyker. If no, you might be ok

I don’t pay attention at the lobby screen

[brave hull]

unfortunately they buffed EP smite and perils so you don't get to watch them run out of juice and get swarmed as often.

[twin dirge]

My bubble smite psyker will remember this hate, woe, never shall I bubble or smite the 700 crushers in a conga line

[graceful hamlet]

Bubbles are for lame goofy goobers anyways

SpongeBob taught me that

[twin dirge]

Or keeping everyone but the zealot alive

[amber portal]

Not even sleep wants me

[twin dirge]

Just because YOU get a death defy doesn't mean everyone does

[jaunty path]

I do

[somber stream]

Anyone know if there's a train game out there where you can mount canons on top

And blow up people's town for money

[jaunty path]

This makes me think about factorio

[dire kayak]

blows up pancakes with mind

[jaunty path]

My fkin pancaks

[twin dirge]

Missus

Just make more

[jaunty path]

No

[twin dirge]

Skissue

[brave hull]

Spirit tracks for the 3ds 🙂

[twin dirge]

It's ok bb, I want you

[somber stream]

Voidtrain, aaaaand it's a friendslop smh

[twin dirge]

Voidtrain is pretty fun ngl

[amber portal]

Wtf is friendslop

[twin dirge]

I played it solo

[cosmic burrow]

Derail valley multiplayer

[jaunty path]

Its kind of crazy to use smite on heresy though

[cosmic burrow]

Games like REPO

[jaunty path]

What melee do u use on psyker aki

[marsh iris]

sounds like a mobile game plot

[amber portal]

Is this a insult to games

[somber stream]

But make it TPS or FPS and it's PC

[cosmic burrow]

Idk. I dont use that term

[twin dirge]

I use smite on heresy because I wanna feel like emperor palpatine, you use smite on heresy because you're bad, we are not the same

[twin dirge]

Fgs, combat knife

[marsh iris]

foxhole also have trains with big guns

[brave hull]

games that are carried by being played with a close group and where the gameplay loop diminishes significantly or entirely when not played with a group of friends or close aquaintences.

[somber stream]

Might be time to get into Foxhole finally..

[jaunty path]

How do you feel about m1 on inferno staff

[jaunty path]

Gay

[twin dirge]

I unironically fucking hate inferno staff

[dire kayak]

i kinda wanna get into that game someday

[jaunty path]

Oh.

[somber stream]

What do you have against the gay community

[dire kayak]

looks like ww1 version of hd1

[jaunty path]

I only said that its gay

[twin dirge]

I like void strike and void blast

[dire kayak]

i use electro staff

[somber stream]

Looks the part, though play like arma or something

[dire kayak]

with brain burst

[twin dirge]

Why use stick when can use hands for lightning

[somber stream]

Logistic is a thing

[dire kayak]

i really like popping heads

[marsh iris]

at most point of time you will just be a grunt trying to push a stupid bridge

[somber stream]

I remember the propaganda

Warden vs something

[twin dirge]

Waeawewaow

[amber portal]

Pop mine

[cosmic burrow]

Imo its a bit weird

[twin flower]

Had a friend that got into foxhole and as soon as he joined a side he said he got put into larp training

[somber stream]

Hell yeah?

[elder merlin]

Into what?

[hazy kestrel]

Larp training?

Huh?

[elder merlin]

Foxhole?

Like the military term?

[marsh iris]

if you want to try the cool shit most of the time you might have to grind or if lucky you find logistic people handing them out for free

[hazy kestrel]

Metal Gear?

[somber stream]

Tank?

[amber portal]

My solid is snake

[cosmic burrow]

Live action role play

[twin dirge]

Is someone here feeling a, phantom pain?

[marsh iris]

yeah also need a few more players to be gunner driver commander

[elder merlin]

I know what Larping is, i meant the "got into foxhole" part

[somber stream]

Let's say i want a equivalent to a Tiger

Do i have to build them from scratch

Or just yeet one from one of the guys, if they're feeling generous

[amber portal]

Should i js starting to larp bcs i hate being me

[dire kayak]

absolutely not i like you too much

[marsh iris]

yes. first you get your starter hammer, and whack shit out of some scavenge pile and then you build them in the base garage

[hazy kestrel]

All I remember about MGSV was Quiet once again shoving her rack into my face while I’m just trying to take in the helicopter’s atmosphere before starting a mission.

Thanks, Kojima.

I mean, I’m not complaining, but uh. Ya know.

[marsh iris]

also remember you can get encumbered from carrying too much shit

most big tanks needs alot of shit

[amber portal]

What about using the water pistol on vergo or whatever his name was

[somber stream]

So back and forth and back and forth and back and forth until it is done, okay

[hazy kestrel]

The Man on Fire

[amber portal]

Yess

[somber stream]

Blue print? Have to research tree by tree like War Thunder?

[marsh iris]

pretty much

[amber portal]

Or using water pistol on quiet

[marsh iris]

blue print is community driven via global reasearch

[somber stream]

Build time? I'm not spending 6 hours on a single tank

[hazy kestrel]

I remember that too

[marsh iris]

building is relatively fast

[amber portal]

Or having a melee fight against a other player in a fob raid

[marsh iris]

the problem is the materials

[somber stream]

Bought

[amber portal]

So funny

[somber stream]

FUCK

[marsh iris]

i normally build a cheap truck to haul the scraps

[hazy kestrel]

Pequod was such a real one.

[amber portal]

What about the otehr guy from ground zeroes and peace walker

[marsh iris]

MOST of the time you will have a scrap machine parked beside the scrapyard by community

[amber portal]

Forgot his name

[hazy kestrel]

I forgot the name

[somber stream]

Recent reviews: Mostly Negative. Time to move on

[marsh iris]

foxhole?

tbh i havent touched it in a while

[hazy kestrel]

I remember getting the Raiden suit and then sort of losing interest

[marsh iris]

was fun once you get some system going

[amber portal]

How do u get this

[somber stream]

Yeah 1610 ingame

[amber portal]

Was the only suit i needed

To have everything

[hazy kestrel]

I couldn’t be bothered to S rank the last 3 missions or torture myself with completing every objective on every mission

[marsh iris]

1610?

[somber stream]

Players

[hazy kestrel]

S Rank almost every mission

[somber stream]

Basically dead

[hazy kestrel]

Except the extreme ones I think

I don’t remember too well

[amber portal]

Ok good

[hazy kestrel]

But the extreme ones are cool I guess

[amber portal]

Cuz this sahelent metal gear thing on extreme iss crazy

[hazy kestrel]

Sniper Wolf is a peak uniform for Quiet

[hazy kestrel]

I think that one is required

I don’t remember lol

[amber portal]

...

[hazy kestrel]

Wasn’t too bad

[amber portal]

Dont u only have a pistol and m4a1 on extreme

[brave hull]

i forget was raiden skin S+ or S for every mission

[marsh iris]

quite normal i think, its one server only

[hazy kestrel]

But remember to skip every mission cutscene to save time for the S rank

[marsh iris]

everyone will be playing in the combat zones naturally like planetside

[hazy kestrel]

I fucking hated mission 45 though

Bleh

[somber stream]

"Do you wanna build a Tigeeer?"

[amber portal]

Dont remember the mission

[marsh iris]

i would

[hazy kestrel]

Transmission gone.

[marsh iris]

i like the warden tanks

[amber portal]

I forgot that i wanted to play metal gear 3

I just stopped

[hazy kestrel]

The one where the soviets capture Quiet

[amber portal]

Ohhh

[hazy kestrel]

And you have waves upon waves of armored bs

[amber portal]

Use the spread grenade laucnher thing

[somber stream]

Warden looks French

[amber portal]

That shoots 5 grenades

Demolishes everything

Its a rarw weapon from the fob raids tho

So u maybe didnt have it

[brave hull]

the fact that planetside and red orchestra are under the same umbrella and they haven't done anything with either or done a ww version of planetside is fucking criminal

[hazy kestrel]

I never bothered with FOB stuff

I just played for fun

[amber portal]

Its so funnn

[somber stream]

Colonials loook like a weird mix between English and German

[amber portal]

I always used hand of jerico on the players

And stun locked tuem

[hazy kestrel]

When I started playing, the FOB stuff barely happened much

[amber portal]

Same

[hazy kestrel]

But I did play it on console way back when

So that could be why lmao

[marsh iris]

most of the time you see mazes of FOB

[amber portal]

I got the game as a gift in 2017 but never played it till 2022

[hazy kestrel]

I still don’t understand the plot lmao

[amber portal]

I can explain a bit

If want

[hazy kestrel]

Something about vocal chord parasites, language, and Quiet’s rack in the helicopter

Anyways.

I’m gonna sleep

[amber portal]

They modified the parasites to kill america

Oh

Goodnight

[hazy kestrel]

Goodnight

[marsh iris]

Quite the rack

[hazy kestrel]

Yes

I remember that was my first “Are ya winning son?” Moment

Was awkward

[amber portal]

I hate quiet for being so underdressed

[twin flower]

lmao

[hazy kestrel]

My dad approved, but he gave me a look lmao

[twin flower]

"I can explain" moment

[hazy kestrel]

He just said “Nice” and walked out

[somber stream]

It's important to the plot i swear

[twin flower]

berry noice

[hazy kestrel]

Truly a core memory

[dire kayak]

AAGGGHHHHH I WANNA PAINT BUT I CANT BECAUSE I CAN ONLY PRIME IN THE MORNING

someone kill me

[marsh iris]

son we have to talk

[twin flower]

nod of approval walks out

[jaunty path]

watching lain

[hazy kestrel]

She breathes through her skin - Kojima probably

[twin flower]

wasnt that actually the case

[hazy kestrel]

Then how the fuck is she still alive when I put her in the XOF uniform

:(

[somber stream]

You don't seem to understand

[amber portal]

Wormhole

[hazy kestrel]

I think so

[twin flower]

just cosmetic things

[zenith glade]

They do lots of things

[amber portal]

She drinks trough her skin too

[hazy kestrel]

Anyways, goodnight pals.

[amber portal]

Does that mean she drowns in rain..

[hazy kestrel]

Time to remember those halcyon days

[marsh iris]

go sleep and dream about Quiet

[hazy kestrel]

That’s the plan

[marsh iris]

helicoptering on your bed

[amber portal]

I think ik what u mean

Ugh imma js go listen to music

[lilac crag]

like ur MOM !

heh........

[zenith glade]

Flickz u in the head

[lilac crag]

AOOWWW

[graceful hamlet]

They pretty much fucked up the air update and showed their warden bias pretty hard this time. Which has led to a lot of colonials taking a break

[zenith glade]

Noob . Baka .

[amber portal]

Kitty kat lasgun

[lilac crag]

stupid.. . ......

[marsh iris]

that game has so much asymmetrical balancing issues

[graceful hamlet]

Yea, this time was pretty egregious though.

[somber stream]

Think i'll just wait for sale

[marsh iris]

yeah

[somber stream]

Often, right?

[marsh iris]

one war one side might have overtuned

[amber portal]

Hello dunkel

[graceful hamlet]

players figure out that the warden scout plane has a smaller hitbox then the actual visual model
dev responds with “nuh uh”

[marsh iris]

another war they will be crushed by some balance

[timber elk]

is riding on a moped down a hallway to get to the others. But the small bike hits a bump and he comes crashing down on the floor next to Garut awww….fuck…

[twin flower]

Seemed like a nice lookin game too, or is it not worth the buck

[graceful hamlet]

If they fix the current issues, Foxhole is pretty great

If they don’t, the game might be fucked

[twin flower]

🫴 goofball

[marsh iris]

i dont play for the winning on the big picture

the experience itself was cool

[lilac crag]

licht buy me foxhole

[graceful hamlet]

Adding air was a mistake imo

[timber elk]

Well who the hell puts a door bump in the middle of the hallway!

[somber stream]

Go sleep kiddo

[amber portal]

I cant

I triedi

[somber stream]

Wait for sale lol

[amber portal]

Im too sad to sleep

[marsh iris]

i tried a mortar and some guy helped to give azimuth for me to bombard

[lilac crag]

would hugs assist

[marsh iris]

with his binoculars

[amber portal]

Maybe..

[lilac crag]

meow meow oomf

[graceful hamlet]

The current experience is:

wardens attack colonial territory
lightly defended
wardens win
if warden players die they have to wait a full minute to respawn

[twin flower]

arent they like safety features?

[amber portal]

Miau mrrow

Hugs...

[marsh iris]

sometimes play as a medic

[timber elk]

Yeah. To stub your fucking toe! Breaking it in the process before falling and cracking your face on the floor.

[dire kayak]

meow

[somber stream]

I just want a tank

[amber portal]

Im breaking my leg so i have a excuse to not play darktide

[somber stream]

Maybe a HMG

[twin flower]

I wanna try being those drivers with logistics, idk it just looks fun lmao

[graceful hamlet]

The current war was at 7 million casualties at the halfway point. It usually only takes a week during normal wars.

[marsh iris]

hmg so easy to make

i recall mounting it on the trenches and just rain hell

[somber stream]

Ratatatatatatatatata

[timber elk]

Oh you guys are talking about foxhole?

[lilac crag]

sealing u in ur blankets

and tucking u in

[twin flower]

pinnacle of architecture

[timber elk]

I wanted to try that game but people keep being doom and gloom around that game.

[marsh iris]

people starts countering with grenades lol

[graceful hamlet]

Look at Anvil Empires instead, the devs can’t fuck that up with an air update. (Same devs)

[twin flower]

I might nab if it ever goes on sale

[amber portal]

Yommy roll

[marsh iris]

yeah wait for sale

then we can drive tanks

[somber stream]

What's this, foxhole but sword?

[graceful hamlet]

Yea, I’d wait to see how the current drama plays out. Hopefully things get fixed and it goes back to being glorious

[graceful hamlet]

Yea, except logistics is literally medieval life sim

[marsh iris]

i remember when i built a decent tank but it exploded before i could fire a shot xD

[timber elk]

Well that and also you know how people are sometimes with irl stuff

[graceful hamlet]

Make villages, raise livestock and crops, mine in the mines, hunt animals, etc

[somber stream]

I already have enough work irl...

[marsh iris]

the brutality and disappoint of war

[amber portal]

War never changes.

[feral vessel]

What are you lot doing...

[feral vessel]

nate the rake said that

[graceful hamlet]

Hunt bandits, raid villages, siege castles, fight shield to shield with random bros

[amber portal]

Cats

[lilac crag]

that should be ur nickname

[feral vessel]

he did what with a what

[amber portal]

Meow...

[marsh iris]

join a rando tank column and shoot shit

[somber stream]

How many players in a single map? Do you have to spend half a day making armour and shields?

[amber portal]

Do not the cat

[lilac crag]

pats u pats u pats u

[somber stream]

I was a tank commander back in arma days

[feral vessel]

I LOVE THE MILITARY INDUSTRIAL COMPLEX 🗣️🗣️

[graceful hamlet]

So how these games work is that if you’re a fighty boi, you go to the supply camp and grab some weapons, and then join the mob on the frontlines. Someone else is living their dream of being a cool blacksmith who sells his swords to the army who ship them to the frontlines

Game is supposed to enter early access soon ™

[timber elk]

Oh speaking of MICs I found this new war table top called critter war

It’s basically 40k but small cute critters that die in horrific and brutal ways

[somber stream]

"Richschütze, Ziel 0 5 0 bis 1 2 0, Munitionswechsel HEAT, FEUUEEERRR"

[marsh iris]

JAWOHL

[timber elk]

Quiet you. hits him with a stun baton I’m talking about table top

[marsh iris]

KANTAKTTT

[timber elk]

points his stun baton at him

[graceful hamlet]

@somber stream https://youtu.be/QpyfCdWLF68?si=z5WEOWTk17LQRdch

[twin flower]

[graceful hamlet]

[feral vessel]

babe you are not bad cop from entropy zero

stop acting batshit insane

[marsh iris]

pensivebuttemoji.png

[timber elk]

keeps kicking the shit out of things while holding a A.I turret

[twin flower]

let him talk about critter wars

[twin flower]

I played like Mount and Blade a lot, this actually looks sick

[marsh iris]

oh shit medieval foxhole

[somber stream]

Looks interesting

RIDERS OF ROHIRRIM

[twin flower]

[timber elk]

So basically there a only a couple of factions. You have the mammals and you have the insects

[somber stream]

OATHS YOU HAVE TAKEN

[marsh iris]

lets make a darktide legion

[feral vessel]

how many people would i ping with the dreaded everyone on this server

[marsh iris]

MOEBIAN 6

[timber elk]

The mammals are basically cute bunny rabbits. Moles. And foxes. The bunny rabbits are the cannon fodder of the faction. Only lasting about 2-5 days on the battlefield due to how fast rabbits reproduce

[feral vessel]

why da fuq is it called the Moebian if it's based on Atoma Prime!!!!

don mak sens..

[marsh iris]

fuck your senses! (jokingly)

[feral vessel]

shul be atoman

[twin flower]

You know I'd be down for that lmao

[twin flower]

and the insects?

[somber stream]

Moebian 67

[feral vessel]

wait i can do that
maybe i'll finally get laid?

[twin flower]

eyo

[feral vessel]

Jarvis, pull up that gif of an Affini doing the 67 meme.

[timber elk]

Ants. Lots and lots of ants. The spiders are basically the gods of the insect world (mantis) and control the ants by holding their Queen hostage and controls them with pheromones in the air to make the ants mindless drones

[lilac crag]

67

[marsh iris]

maybe you sense and I could 👉 👈

[lilac crag]

67 !

[twin flower]

oh shit, it has lore? why are they fighting the mammals then

[lilac crag]

six and seven

[timber elk]

Not sure but I did send you a link explaining things a lot better

[cosmic burrow]

The Anteater

[feral vessel]

chat what is your opinion on plant aliens
this is important

[timber elk]

The table top only came out recently

[graceful hamlet]

Would get it because it sounds like wood

[timber elk]

And it’s still in early development

[cosmic burrow]

Eat

[timber elk]

That’s not a cute critters

[cosmic burrow]

Throw to the vegetarians

[somber stream]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=svg0m7sAgkM

[cosmic burrow]

Is this moreparz?

[twin flower]

i'll gib it a read in a bit

[somber stream]

Idk what that is

[feral vessel]

domesticate this madafaka...

[timber elk]

Licht

You post weird shit

[somber stream]

Nah

[timber elk]

WHAT YOU MEAN NAH!?

[twin flower]

uhh, extra food?

[tired steeple]

Why does all space marine stuff gotta end in er

Or or

Intercessor

[twin flower]

Hm?

[tired steeple]

Reiver

Land raider redeemer

Redemptor dreadnought

[feral vessel]

because that sorta denoted that it's like. a role

[marsh iris]

romance catapult

[feral vessel]

-er serves that purpose as an suffix i think

[tired steeple]

No longer is it “assault marines” it’s “jump pack intercessors”

[tired steeple]

Inceptors

[feral vessel]

sounds more marketable i guess

[twin flower]

The Devastators

[tired steeple]

I love inceptors btw

[twin flower]

supposedly the heavy's in sm2

[tired steeple]

They’re one of my favourite marines I think

[feral vessel]

please remove all space marines and make them like in 1st edition where they're glorified cops in their off times

[tired steeple]

What are the bolt storm guys called again

I like those

[twin flower]

[tired steeple]

Wish they were playable in sm2

[marsh iris]

terminators

[tired steeple]

No that’s not what I’m thinking

They have blue helmets if they’re blood angels

[twin flower]

Storm bolt guys?

[tired steeple]

Yeah they have big gauntlets

With bolters in them

[dire kayak]

im gonna cry into my pillow if i can't find a drybrush

[feral vessel]

UFKCING HELL WHY IS THAT IN A

GOD FUCKING DAMNIT

[marsh iris]

the one cargeus malnar uses?

[feral vessel]

I JUST GOT FLASHED BY GOCK

[tired steeple]

Yeah

But less powerful

[feral vessel]

hi goobt

[twin flower]

Isnt Calgar using a Termi armor tho

[tired steeple]

Were they devastators?

[marsh iris]

i murdered his name

[twin flower]

the Tacticus?

orh wait

[marsh iris]

yus

[twin flower]

The Gravis Armor?

[marsh iris]

gravy armor

[feral vessel]

i did not need to see art of a babyfur in a diaper huffing a bong but here we are i guess

[twin flower]

Thats the heaviest primaris armor i know

[astral basin]

Babyfur in a diaper…

[feral vessel]

YEAH YEAH

[astral basin]

Smoking a bong…?

[dire kayak]

what's that?

[feral vessel]

FORK FOUND IN KITCHEN

THAT IS THE MOST ACCURATE DESCRIPTION I CAN GIVE OKAY??

[astral basin]

I am.

Concerned

[feral vessel]

go ahead and figure
girl
cock.

[tired steeple]

Aggressors

[dire kayak]

oh

[tired steeple]

It was aggressors

[feral vessel]

hurdles

[dire kayak]

i didn't know there was a term for that

[true minnow]

Furries are truly the manmade horrors Tesla spoke of

[feral vessel]

i think 'glock' is the funniest i ever heard used tbf

[blazing ibex]

[tired steeple]

I’m surprised you don’t know

[feral vessel]

"are the furries in the room with us"

[tired steeple]

Gock is a popular term

[true minnow]

I assume for people who are terminally online in a specific area of the internet

[feral vessel]

hmmm
HMMMM
maybe dont say that to the guy with a sergal both in his pfp and in his nickname

[blazing ibex]

There's various layers to this

That's like

[feral vessel]

no not really, predominantly the trans community if anything

[dire kayak]

that guy thinks everything that isn't straight american is pervy don't listen to him

[feral vessel]

oh
okay

[astral basin]

Lmao

[blazing ibex]

The deepest of depths with furries lol

[twin flower]

lmao

[blazing ibex]

And a depth I never wish to lay my eyes on

[true minnow]

QED

[feral vessel]

people will shun furries while retroactively denying that they're holding up the world tech industry as well as several other markets

most notably healthcare

[blazing ibex]

At this point at least a solid

90% of the IT industry are comprised of furries

Hyperbole

But it's a decent percentage at least

[dire kayak]

furries are the backbone of our society

[feral vessel]

that guy that spends thousands of dollars on macro star fox art is a brain surgeon, for example

you know which one

[dire kayak]

this is a certified ao3 classic

[tired steeple]

I do not know what one

[feral vessel]

togepi something something

[blazing ibex]

I mean, if you got the money 🤷‍♀️

[tired steeple]

If I had a fursona it’d be a red wolf in a suit

[feral vessel]

red riding hood reference?

[tired steeple]

The suit would have like pictish symbols and shit

[dire kayak]

in one pjsk event we got a furry tsukasa costume

[delicate vapor]

[dire kayak]

i didn't manage to get it

but it was funny and cool

seeing tsukasa wearing cat ears

[feral vessel]

oh yeah folk what are your predictions for edgerunners s2

shit is gonna be fucked up big time

[astral basin]

Im just saying if its not furry its programmer socks

[twin flower]

uhh

someone we like dies again, and we cry

[whole glade]

gulp...

[astral basin]

Speaking of programmer socks

[feral vessel]

hey the fanservice one survived-

oh

REBECCAAAAAAAA

[whole glade]

i prefer the wool kind.

[feral vessel]

WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU

[tired steeple]

||rebecca’s death was really shitty shock value icl|| edgerunners spoilers

[whole glade]

idk

im an unknown being

[dire kayak]

im starting to love ado's voicebank

she's so silly but so serious at the same time

[feral vessel]

i mean ||killing the ONLY other character that actually cared about David off in the last 6 minutes of the last episode was kinda fucked up||

[dire kayak]

hmmmm

[trail bramble]

It's a cyberpunk story, were you expecting a happy ending lol

[tired steeple]

That’s not the point

[astral basin]

Cake

[tired steeple]

There’s dark and then there’s kicking a puppy

[dire kayak]

do i paint my solar auxilia surgeons, knight destrier or custodians first

[tired steeple]

Custodians

They’re easier

[dire kayak]

i have a cool colour scheme for them

[twin flower]

solar auxilia

[whole glade]

MILLE BAYS HERH

[feral vessel]

adam smasher's 'who the fuck are you' got me good though

[tired steeple]

Just dip them in molten gold

[twin flower]

cuz no reason, i just like them

[tired steeple]

And call it a day

[whole glade]

sOos PLEX

[dire kayak]

hmmm

i need my drybrush,,,,

[feral vessel]

there is a difference between a well executed dark story and killing off characters for the kick of it

edgerunners did the whole dark thing really well around the beginning

[earnest oyster]

edgerunners was just a very complicated allegory to the book "all quiet on the western front"

[dire kayak]

and my ultrafine brushes,,,,,

[earnest oyster]

Young idealists thrown into a meat grinder
The slow erosion of humanity
No glory, just pointless loss
Trauma of the death of your friends

[astral basin]

Is helluvah boss still releasing?

[feral vessel]

yes!

[whole glade]

YAYY

[feral vessel]

Gay owl still the only good part

[whole glade]

it tis

[whole glade]

omhggg hes my fav

[astral basin]

Ofc yall simp for the twink sub 😭

[whole glade]

I CAN RELATE TO MY BELOVED

[feral vessel]

stolas was a power bottom before he got entwinkified for the plot

[twin flower]

entwinkified

[gloomy tartan]

The fuck you guys on

Get off it

[feral vessel]

sleep deprivation maybe

[astral basin]

Still is
He tells blitz exactly what he expects

[whole glade]

Gummies an helluva boss

hell no

[feral vessel]

yeah but he acts like a fuckin sob instead of being properly yk

noble

[whole glade]

im happy

[gloomy tartan]

Try sleep you bastards

[astral basin]

Idk. Im there for the milly-moxie madness

[whole glade]

moxxie is also a twink who gets pegged.

[whole glade]

i have no shave serv.

[astral basin]

Yeah he fell into the useless woe is me typecast

[whole glade]

its in my name.

[astral basin]

Look im not saying he doesnt but im not saying he is
They have a very healthy and feral relationship

[whole glade]

would mexican Jordan be Miguel yordan?

[whole glade]

stolas is me.

tall and a freak

[astral basin]

Get slapped w a fish

[whole glade]

like the shark fucker?

bro livees btw

[delicate vapor]

Back to slumber I go

[astral basin]

I need sleep

[whole glade]

weak

[astral basin]

But i work

[whole glade]

that one image of omniman looking though the window

[astral basin]

Ive got two and 3/4s burritos, a taco, and the new extra fat crunchwrap in me

I feel

Bloated

[whole glade]

i cant have that...

[somber stream]

Poop them out

[whole glade]

:[

[fallen tree]

thats a lot of burrito

[astral basin]

Taco bell

[delicate vapor]

Guzmans will set you right in Australia

[astral basin]

[whole glade]

lucky...

[marsh iris]

poopito

[fallen tree]

i prefer zambrero over guzman for burrito

[whole glade]

hm.....metal deer...

[somber stream]

I made too much Bolognese so im stuck with Spaghetti for the next 2 days

[whole glade]

alfredo bettah

shitass

[fallen tree]

leftover pasta 🤤

[somber stream]

Nuh uh

[whole glade]

shimp alfredo

AHHHHH

[somber stream]

Fresh pasta, old sauce

[earnest oyster]

idk, for me it gels together in the fridge and becomes a creature

[fallen tree]

oh yeah it is cursed, just reminds me of my childhood

[delicate vapor]

Same but the bowls I go for gyg

[fallen tree]

also helo levi, long time no see

[earnest oyster]

yo ^_^

[delicate vapor]

Squid ink spaghetti

[earnest oyster]

then you try to microwave the leftover pasta, and it's like dry in some areas and cold in others

[whole glade]

Like the bad bitch from splatoon 2?

[delicate vapor]

Close enough

[whole glade]

YEAHHHH BAYBEHHHH

[delicate vapor]

Usually put a plate over the food and it sorta fixes it

[fossil cedar]

How does Rotten Armor work?

Does it absorb a certain amount of damage or what?

[whole glade]

If mario was dropped in atoma he would fix it.

[earnest oyster]

true, but that's like a pro strat, most people wont know it (or to cover the bowl with plastic wrap)

[delicate vapor]

True

[whole glade]

i feel like AM somedays....

[delicate vapor]

No just drown your food with water

[dire kayak]

i got a drybrush

fuck yeah

[whole glade]

just know you all keep me from evolving.

[tropic grove]

did an auric maelstrom mission and i got like 150 diamantine

[dire kayak]

now i just need ultrafine brushes and mournfang brown to paint my custodians

[astral basin]

Aaaaa

Hm

I have. The one brush

[marsh iris]

noice, speedpainting time

[simple cliff]

"Ah, time for some quickplay. Let's see. Oh dear I appear to have repalced a bot with no health. Oh good a medicare station is a bit back. Lemme just go poke that."

I fucked everything apparently. Because one teammate got confused and followed me. Another teammate got confused and went halfway to me before getting unsure. Then the last guy was left alone on the objective.

I forgot to up the diff so it was on malice, legit new players.

Would have been saveable but the guy that followed me panic shot a burster which instant killed me.

Not sure if i should feel bad or not...

[marsh iris]

cute newbies panicking aw

[astral basin]

It was me. I shot the burster
I wasnt panicked. I knew what i was doing. Seeing things go squish is funny

[delicate vapor]

It’s a sight to see

[tropic grove]

auric missions ain't worth it man... they give at best some 150 diamantine...

i could get the same doing a heresy one

[simple cliff]

Better practice, I can't carry yet but I am close. I want to get there.

I can SOMETIMES carry but it's not reliable.

[delicate vapor]

150 that’s so much

[twin flower]

Do some havocs for the weeky reward thing

[delicate vapor]

A havoc 20 or 25 should be ok for some good diamantee

[whole glade]

no.

[delicate vapor]

Or

[neat salmon]

What do yall think when a lvl 15 joins a damnation match?

[delicate vapor]

Straight into havoc 40

[fossil cedar]

I haven't played Havoc for about 350 hours, I was trying to get up Diamantine from Auric, I didn't know that you can go to Havoc and loot the chest

[delicate vapor]

Do my best I think (or drink a shot of vodka)

[fossil cedar]

But when I was taken into several 40-class havoks, and took 20 thousand diamantine from the chest, I was happy that I could at least do something new for other classes.

[neat salmon]

Im lvl-ing up my Hive Scum and im obviously not pulling my weight but im just wondering what my teammates feel haha

[delicate vapor]

They’ve went through the same like you when leveling the new class so yeah I guess

[true minnow]

A good player is glad they get to kill more things, a bad player is slamming his keyboard because he can't call you slurs

[delicate vapor]

Insert reddit post about said thing

[twin flower]

[earnest oyster]

i dont think anyone on darktide reddit plays the game

[true minnow]

Or there is the cheeky smite player who is both bad and good, he doesn't care

[marsh iris]

reddit comment something ☝️ 🤓

[whole glade]

i was called 3 slurs by the whistest man know to earth and he was an arb player

[delicate vapor]

[twin flower]

how did u know he was white

[true minnow]

I don't remember playing with you

[tropic grove]

u think so man

[true minnow]

You're allowed to use them as the butt of jokes

[delicate vapor]

Yeah it’s best to play a havoc for the high amount of diamantee although you gotta wait

[tropic grove]

what is havoc

[true minnow]

melk only has weeklies right, there are no dailies?

[twin flower]

-# butt

[true minnow]

Youll see when you hit level 30

[tropic grove]

i am at 30

[true minnow]

Did you talk to the chick with the horrible cartoony slavic accent?

[tropic grove]

uuuh dukane?

[delicate vapor]

Yup

[true minnow]

Thats the one

[shell creek]

Best perks and blessings for the ogryn shield?

[true minnow]

#ogryn-class

[astral basin]

Hmmmmm

[true minnow]

Man I can't wait until I can play videogames with my brain instead of mouse and keyboard

[shell creek]

Ty

[astral basin]

Get on vr
Nothing but bootlegs and vertigo
And vr chat is reportedly the cringest/ grossest social space you’ll ever see
But
Yeah

[shell creek]

What about the perks?

[true minnow]

Of course it is, it's mainly IT and healthcare workers

[true minnow]

#ogryn-class

[marsh iris]

darktide general VR chat

[fallen tree]

phantom pain complainers were the best thing to come from VRchat

[true minnow]

Doesn't quite hit the spot, but I have a mentally exceptional friend who is working on BCI and I will be helping run tests

[fossil cedar]

Am I the only one who doesn't understand why people still play Space Marine 2 multiplayer?

[true minnow]

Because they played Darktide multiplayer

[fossil cedar]

This game is a single player game at first.

[twin flower]

was it ever a multiplayer game? DT i mean

[fossil cedar]

And even then I didn't last long enough to complete Space Marine 2.

[twin flower]

im assuming you mean pvp

[somber stream]

I should get Vr

[astral basin]

Pvp or ops?
Never bothered w pvp, but ops is a pretty decent horde stomp experience with enough leveling systems to make it feel like youre doing something

[true minnow]

How do I play this game alone

[fossil cedar]

I just abandoned it without even getting halfway through.

[delicate vapor]

I’ve played both and uh yeah both are certainly multiplayer games

[true minnow]

Besides setting my region to south africa

[twin flower]

sm2 isnt that bad

imo

[fossil cedar]

Because I don't have any friends to complete the story with, and the bots are extremely stupid.

[astral basin]

Licht looking for catgirls in his area 😔

[delicate vapor]

Phantom senses going off

[somber stream]

Nah, War Thunder helis

[true minnow]

It looks fine, people just love identity battles or being on a team vs smomeone else

[astral basin]

Licht identifies as an attack helicopter run

[delicate vapor]

Sm2 you can do most ops fairly solo

[marsh iris]

its cool bro, play VR for roblox

[somber stream]

Wuh

[twin flower]

lmao

[somber stream]

I’m not a sex predator thanks

[marsh iris]

no you get predated

[astral basin]

Fuck that was about to be my joke

[fossil cedar]

Darktide is a little more fun to play, there is no qte Parries and barrel rolls like soulslike games

[somber stream]

I want to try Alyx

[delicate vapor]

Go to is usually VT2

[delicate vapor]

It’s not bad, tried it recently at a friends place

[marsh iris]

i have oculus DK2 but i cant be arsed to set up the cables again

[twin flower]

Alyx ending tho

[marsh iris]

i want to get the wireless one

[somber stream]

😔

[twin flower]

HL3 when

[somber stream]

Steam br looks enticing

[ripe tangle]

zuletzt in der vorherigen Folge von Dragon Ball Z

[marsh iris]

brbrbr

[delicate vapor]

Could kill for some kfc

[marsh iris]

i played Gorn, Robo Recall, good shit

[twin flower]

monkey tag

[marsh iris]

VR boxing game was a fucking workout

[twin flower]

there was that other one that was really funny, you played as rats running around sewer being chased by something

[marsh iris]

had to turn my AC on full blast

[fallen tree]

beatsaber is fun

[marsh iris]

(also accidentally punched my wardrobe

[delicate vapor]

Oops

[twin flower]

give it the old one two for being there

[true minnow]

Hopefully never

[shell creek]

Anyone? Not getting responses in the class chat

[true minnow]

Check the pins in #ogryn-class

[marsh iris]

Zero Caliber, its like counterstrike on VR

[somber stream]

I remember some mf played dead in those kind of game

Double tap. Always

[marsh iris]

sideways gangsta shooting on the corpses

[somber stream]

Don’t forget the hold thy groin while shooting stance

[true minnow]

There is a gun in this game you can shoot hoodlum style right

[delicate vapor]

Blade and sorcery is fun

[marsh iris]

i wanted to try but havent bought

[cosmic burrow]

If i ever got vr

[marsh iris]

not sure if my DK2 still recognized xDD

[cosmic burrow]

H3vr is my first buy

[delicate vapor]

[blazing ibex]

Stub pistols

[cosmic burrow]

Uzis on hive scum

[somber stream]

Gangz

Skkrrrt

[astral basin]

“If girls hate their periods they should stop having them. Its not like they cant, my girlfriend stopped for about 7 months now. A side effect is that she got a little big, but thats just more to love. Its not like shes preg- … “

[marsh iris]

2 + 2 is 4 minus 1 thats 3 quick maffs

[tropic grove]

ah, but when i always asked to join a group they all rejected me 🙁

[obtuse oak]

Hood classic

[astral basin]

Imagine having the realization that your gf is SEVEN MONTHS PREGNANT while bullshitting on tiktok

[true minnow]

Imagine falling for engagement bait

[simple cliff]

[lilac crag]

brutal momentum and skullcrusher

[delicate vapor]

I feel like I’m forgetting something

What is it..

[shell creek]

Ty

[lilac crag]

np

[delicate vapor]

LFG channels on this server

[lilac crag]

its hard to just say 2 names of blessings apparently

[shell creek]

Would flak and unyielding dmg be good on it?

[lilac crag]

yeah

[shell creek]

Yeah lmfao tell me about it

[candid drift]

bm is bad in havoc, better to take confident strike or opportunist probably

[shell creek]

I’ll probably buy a second shield for havoc. Not even close to unlocking it yet

[lilac crag]

opportunist if rotten armor tbh

id do confi strike otherwise

[astral basin]

Psssst

Alex

I got some

Rad keybinds for you

[lilac crag]

how about

I put you

on a stretcher

okay?

and I

[astral basin]

[lilac crag]

slide it down a slope

full of spiky rose bushes

so that YOU turn rad too

[delicate vapor]

Red

[lilac crag]

I can't type

[astral basin]

Radical

[lilac crag]

Rambunctious even

[obtuse oak]

Slow time of day in Ogryn chat

[lilac crag]

that's okay

[obtuse oak]

Usually they're a helpful bunch

[lilac crag]

I just earnestly don't like it when ppl say " erm check pinned guide pls " to a simple answer of 2 blessing names

[astral basin]

Hank sormone said you updated the ogrynomicon, is this true?

[obtuse oak]

Nope. Hasn't been updated since Arbites release

[lilac crag]

hell yeah they are most if not all my ogryn build is built from oggy chat and my friend Brutus

I didn't like using power maul b4 I looked into ogryn chat

[rough verge]

Chat im back from month in thailand whats new in game

[obtuse oak]

I can't update the Ogrynomicon by myself, Fireant is the one that created it and maintains the document with the fancy graphics and such. I just write stuff for it and upload things to the Steam guide. But fireant has moved on from being super invested in Darktide so we stopped working on the guide

[true minnow]

More smitekers

[twin dirge]

It's me

I'm the smyker

[true minnow]

All psykers are smykers at some point

[twin dirge]

It's UNLIMITED POWAHHHHHH

How could you not

[obtuse oak]

And tbh I've learned that there's a lot that I don't know about the game and don't have the confidence to just say "yeah man this is the Ogryn meta" that I used to

[true minnow]

Most psyker builds are OP and mess up other players gameplay anyway, so choose your flavor

[twin dirge]

Oggy meta is to have fun

[astral basin]

Someone throw that man into a reactor

[true minnow]

Probably why there are so few ogryn players

[twin dirge]

Exactly

[hidden dune]

Overload suicide psyker ftw

[twin dirge]

YES

BOMB VEST PSYKER FTW

[astral basin]

Ffs

[true minnow]

Emperor Akbar

[astral basin]

Imma bomb your vest

[hidden dune]

If you die it’s your teams fault for killing all the elites ez

[marsh iris]

i just watch a rat being torn apart by a hawk on youtube

[astral basin]

Thats what i say when i play vet

[true minnow]

If you play a suicmyker but also have the auto BR perk, which procs first on an elite

Or does it matter

[astral basin]

If my exe stance lasts less the an entire two minutes my team is the problem and should stop killing things
But if i die its also their problem bc they arent killing anything

[true minnow]

Yeah the people who come out with "my builds is for specials and elites you guys keep the trash off me and I will clutch"

I will watch you get swarmed and enjoy it

[delicate vapor]

[true minnow]

Killing floor vibes

[astral basin]

Tbf
Not enough people play swarm clear anyway
The whole reason i became a book zealot. I got tired of my rush target being dead by the time i get there

[tropic grove]

cool

[true minnow]

Shout vet can get them up immediately while you kill stuff

Just for them to go down again anyway because they were too busy typing and complaining before knowing they got rez

[astral basin]

I play vet for one thing and one thing only
To mag dump a magical abyss of ammo into a horde with the las pistol

[lilac crag]

its too hard killing poxwalkers btw

[true minnow]

Just push them

ez

[lilac crag]

i have no carapace........... but i REFUSE to kill poxers......... i will instead loot diamantine and run away

[dire kayak]

im gonna eat all the diamantine

[timber elk]

Tonight. On top gear.

Alexander tries to escape a horde of poxwalkers

Servo skull flirts with two imperial guard women

And goober starts eating metal for some strange reason.

[astral basin]

Imma eat your…

Wait

[lilac crag]

its either that or ur teammates actually push the frontline forward and you can crack the gits with ur ranged build

[obtuse oak]

Part of the reason I believe Ogryn charge is better than fotf is because you can charge through enemies and then start killing the ones at the back of the horde that your team can't reach yet

5head

[lilac crag]

bleed on trample to stomp the chumps

[true minnow]

Yeah but how many ogryn players truly care about the little 'uns

[obtuse oak]

Of course the trick is to then not get netted while there's still a mass of enemies between yourself and your team

[hidden dune]

Or throw 1 grenade

[astral basin]

A skull is flirting?

[lilac crag]

why so many servoskulls around lately

ive seen 4 to 5 ppl with that pfp

[hidden dune]

Admech hype

[true minnow]

I know people think it would be broken but I still say Ogryn should be able to get out of at least one net or dog per round

[lilac crag]

TRUKE

[timber elk]

Yes

Hits them with the 010111100001110 rizz

[hidden dune]

Hey language!

[timber elk]

Servo. I’ve been watching too much top gear

[lilac crag]

is that actual binary or

can i not translate it

[timber elk]

Everytime I read a text I hear Jeremy clarksons voice

[hidden dune]

You are not servo

[fallen tree]

i dont think there can be more than 2 1's or 0's in a row

[timber elk]

No I just typed random numbers

[fallen tree]

for binary

[lilac crag]

yeah 4 1s kinda sus.............

[delicate vapor]

[timber elk]

I JUST I SAID I TYPED IT AT RANDOM

[true minnow]

2

[hidden dune]

Bro just invented a new binary code

[astral basin]

I simply returned to form for a bit. Admech hype be damned

[lilac crag]

admech in june

if not admech in june

no alexander ever

[timber elk]

:0

[hexed fulcrum]

f

[astral basin]

Top gear

[hidden dune]

Admech better have big booms

[dire kayak]

but i like alexander

[somber stream]

admech zap

Wonder if they talk shit

Probably does

[lilac crag]

surely they do

[somber stream]

"Meat bag hurh durh"

[twin dirge]

Oog

[astral basin]

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Oh fuck

Um

[true minnow]

Kayex-8 has joined the team

[hidden dune]

If Admech doesn’t talk shit to ogryn for stuttering at the medicae I don’t want it

[true minnow]

Hammer and tong melee weapon

[delicate vapor]

spork

[timber elk]

MODS

MOOOOOOOOODS

HE SAID SOMETHING HORRIBLE

[astral basin]

Oml

[obtuse oak]

Banned

[hidden dune]

BANNED

[astral basin]

Its a licht quote

[timber elk]

Idk I can’t read binoculars

Wait

Binoculars?

[hidden dune]

?

[somber stream]

Binary..

[obtuse oak]

[timber elk]

I meant binary

[astral basin]

[somber stream]

And Clanker corretta kelly IS hot

[delicate vapor]

o deer

[true minnow]

If you can't read it does that make you non binary

[timber elk]

Leave

[astral basin]

MOOOOODS
MUTE THAT MAN
Hes talking about some personalities

[hidden dune]

Hahhahahaa

[timber elk]

GET OUT

GET OUUUUUT🗣️❗️❗️❗️❗️❗️

[sweet wraith]

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[wooden spoke]

aloha

[somber stream]

XcQ link

[astral basin]

Why are you going through the effort of converting a yt link

[somber stream]

Your spell is old and lack finesse

[astral basin]

Now noones gonna look at it

Anyway

[somber stream]

Chat, pray for me

BoD meeting ttoday

[marsh iris]

"god emperor give him enough workload to excuse from meeting"

🙏

[astral basin]

I pray for the end of the year to come soon

[astral basin]

That means no bullshitting in the dt chat we cant have that

[true minnow]

When the game starts getting into crisis levels of not enough players buying dlc to fun the servers, what monetization will fatshit employ

[delicate vapor]

thats where everyone plays vt2