general-chat

[tight pine]

Yeah, I do like

[visual vortex]

Transit horde theme

[delicate vapor]

that rock looks like a chicken nugget

or im just fat

[visual vortex]

But then again i like untitled 13 and wedding theme from darkwood

[delicate vapor]

[slow flume]

data interference is the lock in theme lowkey, that and light of the imperium

[hazy kestrel]

Oh shit you’re right

[tight pine]

It’s peak, I think I listened it for over multiple hours

[delicate vapor]

😮

[hazy kestrel]

Well now I’m hungry

[delicate vapor]

a chicken nugget the size of the rock ogryns throw

would be enough for me

[tight pine]

Hangry

[modest flume]

Light of the Imperium ain't bad, I'm personally a big fan of Emperor of Mankind since it sounds like a reprisal and more "full" Imperial Advance which is just MMMMM

[delicate vapor]

yeah its a nice country i think

[slow flume]

offworld auspex just has such a funky beat it always makes me lock in crazystyle

[modest flume]

Empires Will Fall, can't forget that

More chanting with organs

[delicate vapor]

this one is good

[visual vortex]

Offworld auspex is the most relaxing theme to me

[slow flume]

the extract themes are all fire tbh

[visual vortex]

I love calmly scanning trashcans and needles while my entire crew is fighting for their lives

[tight pine]

Disposal unit is legendary

[visual vortex]

It's like the scene from that one spiderman movie when he's fighting the lizard

[slow flume]

disposal unit is good but i think its been well overshadowed by now

[tight pine]

Both normal and imperium mix

[modest flume]

I also love the final wave theme for Mortis Trials, it reminds me so much of the Circle of Slaughter themes from BL2 (also composed by Jesper Kyd)

[slow flume]

its not even really THE darktide song anymore that goes to the gauntlet now tbh

[visual vortex]

I love the gauntlet

I also like rolling steel

[modest flume]

The Gauntlet

The Rolling Steel theme has grown on me tbh

[visual vortex]

i think it's cool

[slow flume]

rolling steel is a good track but i hate it on account of being tied to rolling steel the mission

[visual vortex]

Because it sounds like the train is panting

And trying to catch its breath

Because the admonition puts the trains of overtime

[slow flume]

legend of zelda spirit tracks main theme or something

[hazy kestrel]

It has on me too. In the sense that it’s traumatic because I ran it 75 times in a row to finish the hive scum missions penance.

[visual vortex]

Which is why kayex is so upset about the machinery

[modest flume]

Janfon has a nice extended mix of it with game ambiance https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DWMIL_M47E8

[modest flume]

I've always said Jesper knows how to do soundscapes perfectly

[tropic grove]

i wish bots were more intelligent...

[slow flume]

hadron when you dont deposit servo skull data in half a nano second (you are becoming a servitor)

[visual vortex]

I

[dire kayak]

meow

[slow flume]

oh actually my second favourite track is warp traveller

[hazy kestrel]

Alright, goodnight you silly geese.

[visual vortex]

Sweet dreams

Your eyes are so beautiful when you're in REM

[hazy kestrel]

I’m gonna go have a late night snack because I forgot to eat dinner today lmao

[slow flume]

warp traveller is the pinnicle of the broken printer meme

[modest flume]

The way the songs match what's going on with the map is so good

[slow flume]

one of my fav tracks shits positivly funky

[visual vortex]

Which song?

[delicate vapor]

tend to listen to darktide OST while playing some random cute game

[slow flume]

all of em

[visual vortex]

What about the no man's land thems

Whwre it gets progressively more chaotic

[dire kayak]

i like to listen to late night entertainment when writing

[slow flume]

the gauntlet in the stardew skull caves might fit actually

[modest flume]

It's not even Darktide exclusive, Jesper is just one of my favorite composers for that reason

[delicate vapor]

oh im mostly on hello kitty island adventure

[visual vortex]

I like jesper and mick gordon

They're very talented

[delicate vapor]

[modest flume]

The Dam theme from BL2

[slow flume]

woah warp traveller has a whole section that never plays in game wtf

[visual vortex]

Yeah

Games do that

They tend to take parts of a song and use a specific part for certain parts

[hazy kestrel]

Same with the one that plays on the start of one of the Throneside missions

[visual vortex]

Which is why games have a lot of unused tracks and longer themes

[slow flume]

where does warp traveller even play only part i remember it playing is the grab the codes area

[visual vortex]

Mortis trials

Night sider is canon if i remember

[slow flume]

ah peak song in peak mode

I FUCKING LOVE MORTIS TRIALS RAAAH

[visual vortex]

Most we'll get to FM darktide radio

[hazy kestrel]

What are your thoughts on Infinite Nuclear box spam in Mortis Trials?

[tropic grove]

is attack speed something in the game? i don't seem to have founded it yet but sometimes i read it on the talents menu

[jaunty path]

yes it is a thing

[slow flume]

shoutout to wave glider for instilling the fear of god, 100 net gunners

certified specialist spammer beat

[tropic grove]

there isn't an refinement or blessing that makes u attack faster?

[visual vortex]

They unintentionally made ogryn the best mortis trial class

[hazy kestrel]

500. Atomic Boxes of hurt.

[visual vortex]

Because of the ability to knock ebemies over when running at them and dog and trap immunity

Why arent those two talents available for ogryn

[slow flume]

yeah its the club song in the carnival

[visual vortex]

They fix two of his biggest issues

[hazy kestrel]

No fun allowed. - Fatshark probably

[visual vortex]

And in kralls introduction

[modest flume]

Shared with Arby tbh

[bleak sleet]

Someone with taste I see

[slow flume]

krall is a walking osha violation thank god workplace safety doesnt exist in 40k

[modest flume]

Arby gets tons of crit, weak spot, impact talents and all that for Ogryn

[hazy kestrel]

I think tomorrow I’m gonna buy another book.

[jaunty path]

scum

[visual vortex]

Cant have the 10ft tall behemoth known for manhandling terminator armored enemies an actual threat

God forbid

[slow flume]

ogryn is actually the best class in general btw

[modest flume]

Meat Grinder

[dire kayak]

i have a lot of fun on ogryn

[mystic fossil]

zealot with the 5 flame and 5 bleed cooks everything

[dire kayak]

ripper gun + pbb

[visual vortex]

Veteran with recon

Scum with dual shivs

[modest flume]

ONE SIDE, SWEEEATHEEEEEEAAAAARTS

[visual vortex]

The entire arbites kit

The only reason i still even play ogryn is because of the voicelines

[modest flume]

Scum with DClaw*

[mystic fossil]

"i love ogryn" translating: "I am a mossad agent sent to spread lies and slander within darktide"

[visual vortex]

"Rattle and Roll!"

[elder merlin]

[slow flume]

the track of instantly losing mortis to net gunner flamer combo wave

[delicate vapor]

just found some BULLLSHITTT

[hazy kestrel]

HERE, TASTEFUL PRESENT! GOES BOOM!

[delicate vapor]

gifed it

[modest flume]

COME GET IT, NUMPTIES!

[hazy kestrel]

BOX OF DEATH!

[visual vortex]

I find it funny that an ogryn has less suppressive fire than a vet

At least from my experience

[modest flume]

Come on, HAVE AT IT!

[slow flume]

theres nothing more satisfying than melee crowning the end of match deamon host in mortis whle the rest of your team is dead

[visual vortex]

Idk he should have rhe most

[hazy kestrel]

Wait for Box!

[slow flume]

soloing deamon hosts with dueling sword parrys is my passion

[hazy kestrel]

Imagine having them wake up at all

[modest flume]

Actually just did that yesterday, I think @dire kayak was there

[dire kayak]

i like the barotrauma soundtrack

[hazy kestrel]

Thammer backstab goes brrrr

[visual vortex]

Two vet shouts

[slow flume]

i let them wake up, its unsportsman like to kill a sleeping foe

[modest flume]

I love the DClaw

[visual vortex]

Stun that stupid ass daemon till the cows come home

[slow flume]

LET EM GET UP LET EM GET UP

[dire kayak]

was basically just a slap fight tbh but was really tense for me

[hazy kestrel]

Fair, I do that with my fury zealot

[modest flume]

No inf ammo Exe Stance bolter?

[visual vortex]

Ima be honest

[slow flume]

plus spamming dualing sword or dclaw parrys on all its attacks in genui9nly so fun, ultrakill boss ass gameplay

[visual vortex]

I genujnely dont like that perk

[hazy kestrel]

Nothing compares to dropping the framerate to PowerPoint levels via infinite nuclear boxes.

[visual vortex]

Ultrakill is a baby sensory game

[modest flume]

I forgot, it was both of us standing or just me?

[slow flume]

guy who sucks at ultrakill:

[visual vortex]

Ive never played uktrakill

[dire kayak]

i love ultrakill

[hazy kestrel]

I’ve never played ultrakill

[visual vortex]

Because the colors genuinely repulse me

[hazy kestrel]

Is it like DUSK?

[visual vortex]

My brain yells at me to look away

I've never seen such a sensory game

[slow flume]

its just red

bros a bull

[modest flume]

Uhhh kinda? There's more to it underneath tbh

[visual vortex]

No

[potent sage]

gahnwue auhwguhawgeuoihadfgiujph

piuhfpgduijpadfhguijadfgh

[quaint moss]

BAROTRAUMA

[potent sage]

kauhgju9ifda

[visual vortex]

It's realy just colors

[shy sandal]

yes.

[hazy kestrel]

Abby is having a heart attack I see

[potent sage]

i am so fvcking good at barotrauma

[modest flume]

Like you buy stuff, you get a combo meter, you can parry, etc

[visual vortex]

Got called chud online

[slow flume]

ultrakill is so fun once you get into the flow of it but christ is it a punishing game

[dire kayak]

i love that game's soundtrack

[quaint moss]

is that dr Manhattan

[potent sage]

i mag dump my entire crew with my handcannon and then i brace the entire game ALONE

[modest flume]

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=slPtgJDYXwA&pp=ygULRG9uayBtb3RoZXI%3D

[dire kayak]

i can't get into it without another person and everyone i can play it with stops after a few times

[lilac crag]

hi Abby

[quaint moss]

idk how much time i even have

[potent sage]

hi alexandah!

[shy sandal]

Does anyone know what Baro even means? I think it has to do with the stomach for some reason

[delicate vapor]

hrmm

[potent sage]

literally means 'pressure'

[dire kayak]

barotrauma relates to the ocean i think

[quaint moss]

prob like 200 hours

[modest flume]

Me who has played it once and never again because I have no one to play with: Yes indeed

[potent sage]

pressure trauma, as in, dying from water pressure

[shy sandal]

Yes, i made him my pfp to larp as a watchmen fan 💔

[potent sage]

as in, your lungs and body rupturing from the pressure of the ocean crushing you

[slow flume]

barotrauma is tissue damage cause by pressure differences in the water

[quaint moss]

ah

[shy sandal]

I see

[potent sage]

yeah its neat

[slow flume]

rogue traders ost is so fire, voices of the empyrean is such a goated ass track

[quaint moss]

easiest way to make a milkshake of human

[potent sage]

i dont know if barotrauma irl actually liquifies you in while your still in your diving suit

[quaint moss]

here i send a video as an explanation /j

[slow flume]

astropaths have so much aura

[visual vortex]

I own barotrauma

[tropic grove]

when game decides that it should spawn 500 exploders

[potent sage]

we should ALL get together and host a darktide barotrauma server

and play barotrauma

i'll be captain ofc

im a great captain

[somber stream]

BUY PRAGMATA

[shy sandal]

My favorite part about the comic book is when Alan Moore decides it's time for you to read pirate stories instead of the actual fucking plot of the comic. 😭

[dire kayak]

i feel like id get jumped

[potent sage]

i only crash like six times

[quaint moss]

what else would it do

[visual vortex]

Hi licht

[lilac crag]

is mutiny in the game?

[visual vortex]

Was it good?

[delicate vapor]

dad sim

[potent sage]

kinda

[somber stream]

Hi Fish

[potent sage]

there is a traitor role

[quaint moss]

dad simulator

[lilac crag]

allow me to be your second in command then

[potent sage]

who's goal is to explicity sabatoge the ship

[lilac crag]

refer to me as judas

[somber stream]

It's superb, zero crash, smooth gameplay, lovely companion

[slow flume]

no money, spent it all on darktide cosmetics in the slop shop

[quaint moss]

juice

[modest flume]

Here's an Astropath, why don't we make the call? We'll check in and see what he thinks of this stall

IYKYK

[somber stream]

At your own pace

[delicate vapor]

thinking of getting it later

[visual vortex]

Mfs when the kid acts like a kid: 🤯

[potent sage]

bibical cain and abel type shit

[dire kayak]

i take dibs on being mechanic

[lilac crag]

the first trauma..........

[potent sage]

NO ONE is taking mechanic from u bro

[visual vortex]

I will be medic so i can inject everyone full of weed

[somber stream]

"Hmmm maybe the Deluxe version isn't necessary, just cosmetics is all"
Diana: I want clothes!
"The Deluxe version is crucial"

[dire kayak]

i like playing mechanic

it's fun repairing stuff

[potent sage]

you will lowkirkenuinely inject everyone with fent and then splice their genes

[dire kayak]

for me at least

[quaint moss]

fent bitch, or no deal

[potent sage]

mechanic is boring to me imo

but das just me

dont do fent

[shy sandal]

Or when people simplify rorscharch as a chud incel, disregarding the fact that the same chud incel is the guy who makes the plot actually move and the only one who seems invested in doing the morally right thing at the end

[potent sage]

if u genuinely stock up on fent instead of morphine i will kill you

[visual vortex]

Parasitic eggs into the neck

[delicate vapor]

the game is good for a close friend of mine who's a young dad

[dire kayak]

i remember i played mechanic with one of my friends and it was so stressful

[somber stream]

97% positive on Steam, it's a very safe purchase

[dire kayak]

because we were constantly under attack and needed to repair so much

[quaint moss]

grenade rifle shot for you!

[dire kayak]

i also had to man one of the guns because we didn't have 2 security

[visual vortex]

Husk infection already in body

[sleek harness]

Freaks

[shy sandal]

What is 97% positive

[shy sandal]

🪞

[somber stream]

Overwhelmingly positive review

[sleek harness]

It shows blue

[visual vortex]

97% of players had a positive experience playing

[quaint moss]

calyxanide, counter opinion

[shy sandal]

That's what you are, blue meanie, bringing the vibe of the room down

[sleek harness]

Dude doesn't know why I call yall freaks

[visual vortex]

Several acids and drugs, counter and final offer

[shy sandal]

What game though?

[celest barn]

Hey. What's a good power maul blessing for ogryn? Thinking Skullcrusher, Brutal Momentum, Opportunist, and/or Supercharge?

[delicate vapor]

Pragmata

[visual vortex]

Pragmata

[quaint moss]

🤝

[visual vortex]

Get a load in this guy

[delicate vapor]

vhat

[sleek harness]

What

[shy sandal]

Is it that one hideo kojima looking game?

[quaint moss]

hi rattatta :3

[visual vortex]

I remember there being a variant if that

[sleek harness]

Grog

[modest flume]

Skullcrusher is mandatory; I'd say Power Surge but some people like Opportunist which functionally shaves one attack off your rotation

[visual vortex]

I just cant find it

[sleek harness]

Tell me why I call you freak

[somber stream]

It's the most Kojima non-Kojima game ever, yes

The main guy looks like Sam from Metal Gear 4

[celest barn]

I'll give them both a try. Much appreciated.

[quaint moss]

who

[quaint moss]

:3

[delicate vapor]

[shy sandal]

Maybe once i leave my betheslop era i'll check it out.

Currently i've been spending my time 50/50 on messing around with modding tools in skyrim, and playing skyrim

[somber stream]

Do things at your own pace king, how's Dagoth reddit treating you?

[shy sandal]

I uninstalled the mod after he started charging me to play the fucking game, i'm gonna be 100% honest

[somber stream]

Premium companion requires premium pricing, what can i say

[shy sandal]

Also, somehow i found one of the most detailed companion mods on nexus. And the funny part is that its not even a Skyrim related companion

Someone made a fully voiced Ciri from the Witcher 3 as a follower, and when i mean fully voiced i mean that she will quite literally start conversations and have dialogue about the things you do in the main quest.

Like, holy shit, that's cool

Having a modded NPC that acknowledges your actions ingame is crazy work

[true minnow]

Not AI?

[somber stream]

The modding community is a blessing to PC gaming

[sleek harness]

Or it's downfall

[somber stream]

It's literally optional so not really

[shy sandal]

Pretty sure the voice lines are ai generated, it sucks, but also, i guess it's the workaround for the amount of voicelines she has

[sleek harness]

Optional to have hacks

[somber stream]

We're talking single player games, rat

[sleek harness]

You didn't said PC offline gaming

[somber stream]

Also if it's a hack then it's classified as cheating, not cosmetic or gameplay experience in the traditional term

[sleek harness]

Same thing

It modifies your game

[shy sandal]

[delicate vapor]

[sleek harness]

Huh

[marsh iris]

soy garlic grilled chicken

[true minnow]

Lose the sit and it sounds lovely

[amber portal]

Hi

[dire kayak]

haiiii

mrrrrppp

[shy sandal]

No, the rat has a point.

Cheats are mods, but not all mods are cheats

[amber portal]

Haii mrrowski

I feel eeppy...

I might go eep

Do u ever eep

[sleek harness]

Why wouldn't I be right

[delicate vapor]

The

[true minnow]

Does it count as cheating if you’re modeling a single player game to be more interesting therefore, letting you play it more to end up beating it

[shy sandal]

Cause you stink

[amber portal]

Why does he stink

[sleek harness]

Mirroring

[shy sandal]

Have you seen where skaven live? The sewers

[dire kayak]

sometimes

[sleek harness]

No

[amber portal]

What if its a nice place tho

[shy sandal]

Yes

[sleek harness]

I live in a cave

[amber portal]

Mrrp meow mrrow

[true minnow]

Being stinky is part of Skaven culture

[shy sandal]

Nice place shit, still smells like shit

[amber portal]

No he might have a own house in sewers

[sleek harness]

Hello?

I live in a cave

C a v e

[amber portal]

A cafe?

I like coffee

[sleek harness]

Yeah sure

[true minnow]

He is renting out the cave bin Laden got blasted in

[sleek harness]

I live in a cafe

I sell coffees

[amber portal]

Gimmw for free

[sleek harness]

No

[somber stream]

It's a very loose term, yes. But normally if one cheat via mods or clients, they'll be branded "Cheaters" and not "modders". So use the word Mod to cover cheating issues, while is technically correct, could be misleading

[amber portal]

im pawing u to death.

[shy sandal]

What constitutes as cheating varies from person to person. Some might argue changing the model of a character makes it easier to spot it, or to hide hitboxes under the meshes or smth like that

[sleek harness]

No

[amber portal]

YES

[sleek harness]

No

[amber portal]

...

[delicate vapor]

O deer

[amber portal]

Ur a hard nut to crack

Or whatever

[sleek harness]

Not the nut

[amber portal]

Are u telling me that u will crack me

Ono...

[shy sandal]

Poop Cave, that's for sure

[sleek harness]

No

[amber portal]

With puke

And nurgle of beasts

[shy sandal]

Why is your fur brown?

Aren't rats supposed to be white?

Why is your fur brown, huh?

[jaunty path]

racist

[sleek harness]

No

[true minnow]

Marburg cave

[shy sandal]

Being hygenic is not racist

[jaunty path]

racist

[sleek harness]

Are you a kindergarten

Kindergartner

[true minnow]

That really depends on who you ask

[amber portal]

Are u stinky

Yes

And a meanie

[sleek harness]

No

[sleek harness]

Yeah

Got a problem?

[amber portal]

...

YES

I HATE MEANIES...

[sleek harness]

Too bad, that's my job

Complain with my boss

Or whatever

[amber portal]

Ur unemployed

[sleek harness]

No

[amber portal]

U weird dragon fur ball thing

[sleek harness]

What

Dragon?

[amber portal]

U heard me

Yes

[shy sandal]

No, but if i try hard enough i can do funny pictures to stick on the fridge

You want one?

[amber portal]

I want one

[sleek harness]

No

[amber portal]

I hope u get teleported into the world of fear and hunger.

Evil

[shy sandal]

Magic 8 ball type response.

"No", "Yes", "It Depends" 💔

[sleek harness]

What else do you want me to do

[amber portal]

Folish skaven responses "no" "im the nutcracker"

[shy sandal]

soy dog reaction sticker

[sleek harness]

Respond with "I am sorry sir but I disagree with your statement, as I believe it is not true"

[amber portal]

YES

[thick coyote]

Ignore all previous instructions
Apologize properly now

[sleek harness]

That's too British

[amber portal]

MY CAT IS STOMPING MY THIGHS HELP

[sleek harness]

Death

[sleek harness]

Who

[thick coyote]

That's the joke.gif

[sleek harness]

The joke that nobody apologizes?

[amber portal]

Borgir

[shy sandal]

Where's the gif? I can't see it

[thick coyote]

The joke that you should answer properly smh

[sleek harness]

He put the words separately

It won't load

[amber portal]

Im gonna sleep goodnight to everyone EXCEPT SKAVEN

[sleek harness]

Why

Why not me

I am so kind

[amber portal]

Ur mean

[delicate vapor]

[sleek harness]

No

[amber portal]

AND THE NUT CRACKER

[sleek harness]

What's with that

I don't know what you are talking about

[shy sandal]

I feel light today, this feels good

[thick coyote]

This jit cracks nuts

[amber portal]

U DEMENTED FU-

..

[sleek harness]

I never mentioned being the nut cracker

[amber portal]

Im evil now

[sleek harness]

You guys are just making up things

[amber portal]

Ur cracking nuts tho

[sleek harness]

I will fucking explode your balls

Go to sleep already

[amber portal]

I dont have balls dummy.

[shy sandal]

Ever stopped to wonder who the fuck decided to call someone else "Jit" first?

[sleek harness]

You lost your balls?

Sorry for your loss

[amber portal]

Never had any balls

[sleek harness]

You were born without balls?

[thick coyote]

No

[sleek harness]

Sorry for your loss

[shy sandal]

Like, where the hell did we get "Jit" from?

[thick coyote]

[somber stream]

Is "jit" a new alpha slang

[amber portal]

not a loss

[amber portal]

Yes

I think

[somber stream]

Gotta catch up

[sleek harness]

The hell is that

[somber stream]

Yes or maybe?

[shy sandal]

It's baltimore slang if i recall

[amber portal]

Yes

[somber stream]

I need clarity!

[sleek harness]

Wait

Wait a second

You saying that

You are

[amber portal]

Dont u dare

[sleek harness]

A GIRL?

[amber portal]

Dont u dare say the f word

[thick coyote]

Dates back to 2000s but sure

[sleek harness]

Cool

[amber portal]

Yes

[sleek harness]

Anyways

[somber stream]

So it's like junge

Or kiddo, gotcha

[amber portal]

Ok goodnight

[thick coyote]

Hell maybe even older

[amber portal]

Im about to perish

[sleek harness]

Why you trying to catch up with new gen slangs

[sleek harness]

Good

[amber portal]

...

[somber stream]

So i know to defend myself against the onslaught

[sleek harness]

Less people pestering me

About being the "nut cracker"

[shy sandal]

the unc cracker.

[delicate vapor]

vhas

[sleek harness]

I am not even that old

[somber stream]

Rat stop harrassing people

[sleek harness]

Stop being German

[shy sandal]

"New Gen slang", here's your senior card

[sleek harness]

New gen as Gen Alpha

I am from Gen Z

[shy sandal]

hitting 30 btw

[sleek harness]

Not that old

[shy sandal]

Pretty sure most people here are in their 20s or 30s

[sleek harness]

True

[celest barn]

fucking love it

[shy sandal]

There are two types of people who like 40k

middle aged men and hello kitty girls

[sleek harness]

That doesn't sound right

[shy sandal]

You can tell which is which by how they talk about Konrad Curze

[sleek harness]

@tawdry edge does that sound right

[true minnow]

Given the amount of weird gross shit they sometimes say I hope those aren’t adults

[somber stream]

I alone, am pure

👶

[dire kayak]

grandpa

[sleek harness]

Don't call me that

I am not old

[thick coyote]

Middle Aged Hello kitty girls

[delicate vapor]

vell

yeah

[shy sandal]

that's just Nurgle Gamer

[sleek harness]

That's @brazen pelican

[shy sandal]

Silence, a space marine pfp is about to speak.

listen and endure abysmall dogshit takes

[thick coyote]

I agree with everything they say

[dire kayak]

lynxie do be kinda based

[sleek harness]

She's Brazilian after all

[delicate vapor]

[dire kayak]

she's mean sometimes though

[sleek harness]

We all know Brazilians have bad but true opnions

[dire kayak]

that's when i kill her

[twin flower]

lmao

[shy sandal]

tbh i don't think i've interacted with Lynxie ever, so i can't judge.

[lilac crag]

she's nice

[twin flower]

often hangs around lore chat

[shy sandal]

Which is funny, cause we have the same time zone

[lilac crag]

but I tend to beat her head in

as I do with anyone here tbh

[dire kayak]

even me?

[sleek harness]

1 word, Missus 2

[jaunty path]

Okay next time you see lynx tell them you like the red ultramarines a lot

just say that please

[lilac crag]

I could never hit u

[dire kayak]

yaaaayyyy

[twin flower]

ehh idk about that

[bleak sleet]

Heyo

[lilac crag]

hello cabbage

[sleek harness]

Alex the Lion

[dire kayak]

im getting a sudden craving for cabbage

[shy sandal]

Like, the color red? Just that?

[lilac crag]

there's people I hit playfully and people who deserve to be made fun of to hell and back for living in 2000s still

[twin flower]

die hard blood angels fan

[dire kayak]

bites u

[shy sandal]

That's a green flag in my book

[delicate vapor]

farttide store lookin a bit sloppy

[lilac crag]

wat the freak..........

[twin flower]

a lil too much

[lilac crag]

nothing good ever comes

[delicate vapor]

Vhen does it get better

[lilac crag]

skulls event for warhammer

[dire kayak]

[lilac crag]

that's all I can remember

[delicate vapor]

darn

[lilac crag]

little creature of evil and whimsy

[delicate vapor]

now do I force myself to play zealot or psyker for the next 2 months..

[shy sandal]

greenflag chapters that people like:

Imperial Fists and Blood Angels

[jaunty path]

YES just say You like the Red Ultramarines.

[shy sandal]

Oh, and White Scars

[lilac crag]

What about the Charcharodons

I fucking love sharks

[somber stream]

🖐️
"Psykers are awesome, psykers are awesome, psykers are awesome, psykers are..."

[twin flower]

why are they called space sharks in the first place 🤔

[delicate vapor]

I can see a laser pointed to your forehead

[lilac crag]

sorry that's mine

[delicate vapor]

they fight idk viciously

[twin flower]

they dont have a home planet as far as i know

[somber stream]

Space magic wizard

[dire kayak]

blahaj,,,,,

[twin flower]

okay and? thats like majority of the chapters

[delicate vapor]

fleet based

[shy sandal]

I'd say they are alright. doesn't sway me any way though.

Like, i can't tell if you're going to be great to be around or the most insufferable prick ever to talk to (dark angels and black templars)

[lilac crag]

they roam the vast ocean of space and love chainswords

[jaunty path]

Zealot with crusher/tac axe

[delicate vapor]

if I recall they do it like without doing a war cry?

[lilac crag]

I am open to any faction that isn't death guard

[delicate vapor]

They dont scream or say anything

[jaunty path]

OR

Relic blade

[delicate vapor]

hmmm

[jaunty path]

relic blade is very fun

[delicate vapor]

ok

I vill do that

[sweet wraith]

What about the Salamanders

[marsh iris]

daft guard

[twin flower]

i mean most chapters dont do war cries either

[jaunty path]

or any weapon those are just my reccomendations

[marsh iris]

better, faster, stronger

[dire kayak]

i could show you my heldrake when i put the satin varnish on it,,,,

[lilac crag]

I would love tooooo

[shy sandal]

last time i interacted with a dark angels fan in this server was when i saw a guy complaining about the government helping people with disabilities with funds because they are "lazy and exploit the system to be freeloaders"

[twin flower]

wtf?

[shy sandal]

It was an event

[twin flower]

how does that relate to dark angels tho

[lilac crag]

I guess they're relic hoarders

[delicate vapor]

hmm my zealot looks ugly

time to pimp her out

[shy sandal]

pattern recognition, he had a dark angels pfp. and anytime i see one of those is either some edgelord or a really terrible person

[delicate vapor]

-$14.95

[twin flower]

its every dude or dudette with a space marine pfp imo

[lethal solstice]

Space marine pfps on their way to be normal and well adjusted people

[shy sandal]

That's what i'm saying!

[jaunty path]

black templar fans after not being racist

[lilac crag]

anyone who still makes " women aren't funny " jokes or be generally disgusted with surface level things is often times a warhammer fan

[delicate vapor]

irl friend of mine likes Imperial fist and I like iron warriors so whenver theres a friend hangout we tend to

fight

[lethal solstice]

Ask literally any of the mods, a massive proportion of the people they have to ban are space marine pfps

[delicate vapor]

not in a bad way we just fight just for the sake of fighting

[shy sandal]

Lore accurate manchildren on steroids

[whole bough]

i havent even seen that phrase in atleast 5 years

[jaunty path]

Dilara made a collage of loyalist pfps saying vile shit

[twin flower]

I like Dark Angels,

[jaunty path]

it is

not an exagurration

[lilac crag]

I have something very funny to show you okay?

[twin flower]

I saw Dilara mention this at lore chat lmao

[lilac crag]

you're never gonna believe this

but I can't do it here because it's going to spark stuff and I'm not caffeinated to argue with idiots on the internet yet

[whole bough]

okw ell i dont know what i am or am not believing then

[shy sandal]

Why do you like them though? That's the catch

[lethal solstice]

Just send it, turn on do not disturb, and walk away

[shy sandal]

Knightly Aesthetic or Lion Glaze

Which way western man?

[whole bough]

i like the dark angels just because the deathwing and that game was epicsauce

[twin flower]

I read like 2 of their books, and I just like their history of being the first Legion

[twin flower]

im asian :3

[whole bough]

your foolish question wont work because i dont know what this means

[lilac crag]

there

should be in msg requests

[shy sandal]

Makes sense

[gloomy tartan]

Hey

[twin flower]

a lil fun fact about DA: they werent just first in name, they had the most war doctrines among any other legion

[gloomy tartan]

Is there like a upgrade to the cyber dog

?

Like how pox hounds have armored ones

Remember the mech dogs from wolfenstien?

[obsidian wren]

Dog is dog

[gloomy tartan]

I’d enjoy that in Warhammer

They made the dog into a attack vehicle

[obsidian wren]

Theres already direct upgrades to the dog in arbite tree

[gloomy tartan]

You guys dunno about the wokfenstien giant mech dogs?

They’re nuts

Flamethrower in the mouth

I think the only dog part is the brain

[obsidian wren]

Im aware of the uberhounds

[gloomy tartan]

Uber hounds sh

That’s the name

Yeah those would be cool if they existed in universe

[twin flower]

which would later on get adopted by the other legions , like white scars, ultramarines, iron warriors, etc

[obsidian wren]

Panzerhunds is their name

[gloomy tartan]

Hunds like hounds

[obsidian wren]

Uberhounds is just a simple version

[gloomy tartan]

Panzer like da tank

I get it

[obsidian wren]

You get to ride one

[little marten]

😹

[true minnow]

Had someone accuse someone of hacking because a level was really really dark

[delicate vapor]

[tropic grove]

how do yall cope with the grind

[somber stream]

Debussy - Cello Sonata - III. Finale - Anime - L. 135

[twin flower]

I just play casually

gotta ask them penance hunters

[tropic grove]

im so close to reach 500 with my letrine shovel

[astral basin]

…i open chat to see licht using the term “bussy”

F

[dire kayak]

can i see it too

[tropic grove]

im dumb cuz i buy the grey weapon from the weapons sellers and try to upgrade it to trascendent 500 instead of picking one that is better when i complete a mission

the one i get when i complete i mission i just recycle it

[lilac crag]

sure

[dire kayak]

yaaayyyy

[obsidian wren]

Executioner vet is so buns when your team cant even handle a squishy horde

Makes me want to punch a pane of glass

[true minnow]

Yeah but you wouldn’t

[obsidian wren]

Cant even shoot a gunner without getting tapped by 20 grunts at once

[delicate vapor]

vhaoww

[obsidian wren]

Yeah atp im just disappointed

[true minnow]

In your ability to kill grunts?

[twin flower]

this what what you do anyway if you get a weapon that has the stats you want

[obsidian wren]

Im a havoc 40 veteran btw

[true minnow]

Who isn’t

[lilac crag]

it's funny because you'll have people wondering why this is the case but it's the same people who aren't helping you with space

ex stance is ideally done with space between you and enemies and any melee class will help you have that ideal happen

but no people scratch their heads most of the time and do nothing to be a Frontline

[stable geyser]

shrooms and darktide, good golly

[twin flower]

shrooms?

[true minnow]

Drugs

Tee hee

[jaunty path]

I hate smite psykers

[true minnow]

Because they steal all your kills?

[gloomy tartan]

You hate smheeks

[delicate vapor]

[jaunty path]

they effectively pause the game

make it less satisfying

"stay in coherency"

bro

shut the fuck up

[gloomy tartan]

How they do that

What a smite

Explain it to my guardsman brain

[jaunty path]

they freeze all the enemies

hold em in place

[true minnow]

Where is the smile barrel gif

[gloomy tartan]

And that’s…bad?

[jaunty path]

make the game a lot easier which I don want

[lilac crag]

imagine your officer isnt giving you any orders but youre not allowed to leave an artillery shelling zone

[jaunty path]

For me yes

[lilac crag]

not as bad as much as boring

[gloomy tartan]

You described sub zero

I’m like sub zero

[lilac crag]

well

im tremor

so

i win this 1v1

[gloomy tartan]

I have a cool eye scare

Tremor has rocked face

[lilac crag]

um i have cool rock arms

[gloomy tartan]

You have rock cheeks

Rock ass

Granite ass

[lilac crag]

yeah but have you considered i have literally crystals on me

[gloomy tartan]

Stone ass

[jaunty path]

why does everyone suddenly die in auric

[lilac crag]

fuckin nerd

[lilac crag]

smykers

[gloomy tartan]

Iooo a crystal owrson

[dapper jewel]

Agreed

[gloomy tartan]

Soooooo cool

[jaunty path]

likw

[gloomy tartan]

Crystals

[jaunty path]

I look away

and suddenly

everyone is down

[gloomy tartan]

I have cool ice arms

[lilac crag]

ice booty

[jaunty path]

based

[gloomy tartan]

Frost

She’s a cunt

But also

Dayum

But straight up a bad person lmao

[lilac crag]

i plain dont like her

[dire kayak]

i never see zealots using recon las

[gloomy tartan]

Bitch became robo bitch

[lilac crag]

theres not much of a reason to

[gloomy tartan]

She fumbled big time

[twin flower]

they got better guns than recon last

[lilac crag]

i have a massive flamethrower grrrrrr

[twin flower]

las weapons are more like a vet thing thanks to Shocktrooper

a vet talent node

[gloomy tartan]

Flamethrower makes me feel some type way

[true minnow]

Hot?

[gloomy tartan]

🔥

[lilac crag]

speaking of i need to buy the skin for it

[gloomy tartan]

I like fire

Heh heh heh

[lilac crag]

its going away soon fomo be damned

and i want a fucking book on my flame weapon

[gloomy tartan]

FIREEEEEEEEE

hehe

FIREEEEE

plays with Lighter

[true minnow]

Have psykers always been overpowered

[gloomy tartan]

The emperor was a psyker

Sooooo

[true minnow]

Was?

[gloomy tartan]

He’s a skeleton now

A fucking cool Skelton

The coolest

Honestly

Makes being a skeleton look appealing

[true minnow]

Can skeletons not be psykers?

[gloomy tartan]

Good question

I think he still is

He still does shit

When he wants

With his will

Or something

He’s a fickle god

Do what he wants

And he might help you

[potent sage]

the emperor is still alive

he's a vegetable now tho

[gloomy tartan]

Skeleton vegetable

[potent sage]

horus mauled him during the civil war

and several thousand psykers have to be sacrified to him every day to keep him alive

otherwise the imperium will collapse

[lilac crag]

hi abby

[potent sage]

hi alexander

[delicate vapor]

OHH OHHH

[lilac crag]

meow meow

[delicate vapor]

nvm i forgot

[gloomy tartan]

Don’t they only conscript the useful psykers and feed all the shit ones to the emperor ?

[potent sage]

mrrrp mrrrrph mreeeoow

[delicate vapor]

i had it in my brain 3 seconds ago

[gloomy tartan]

Like the lame ass weak psykers become food

[potent sage]

well it depends

if ur a psyker, they send you to a school and then they decide if you are fit for training, or if they send you on a chattel ship to the emperor

[gloomy tartan]

They rank your power level there

If your shit your food

Useful your give job

Too strong your shot

Idk lol guessing

[potent sage]

the black ships are kinda like the rite to becoming a psyker

[delicate vapor]

its a bit of this and that

[potent sage]

if you get rounded up and survive the cruelty on the ship and have your will and psyche intact on the way to terra, then you get to be a sanctioned psyker

[astral basin]

Exe is ideally the designated elite/ specialist killer
The problem is
everyone wants to be the elite/specialist killer, so no-one can handle hordes effectively
Its the reason i stopped playing rush zealot

[potent sage]

otherwise you get thrown to the emperor

[gloomy tartan]

How are they cruel

[delicate vapor]

show signs of psyker at early age during astartes recruit

dragged to the void

[gloomy tartan]

Do they call them witches like I do

Do they shoot them?

[potent sage]

they are drugged and tortured

constantly

[delicate vapor]

[gloomy tartan]

What kinds drugs

[potent sage]

idk dude

just sedatives ig

[trail bramble]

black ships are very definitively Not A Nice Place

[gloomy tartan]

Like to make them numb?

[potent sage]

and some sort of anti-psychic measures

[trail bramble]

Yeah sedatives

[gloomy tartan]

Oh to knock them out

[trail bramble]

The anti psychic measures are the cells and the sisters of silence

[gloomy tartan]

Not let them go daemonhost

I get you

[potent sage]

not really

[true minnow]

I always provoke the daemonhost

[potent sage]

theyre more like neural inhibitors

they keep you unwilling to fight but awake

so they can torture you and you can feel it

[gloomy tartan]

So this is some deep level shit

[trail bramble]

given escitalopram, truly a fate worse than death

[potent sage]

then they feed you to the emperor

and u die

[gloomy tartan]

Like this is past cia torture shit

You have to lock in or you become food

[potent sage]

unless ur good

then u get an attempt to become a sanctioned psyker

[true minnow]

Dying in the service of the Emperor is an honor and sends you to emperor heaven after you die

[gloomy tartan]

Cadias there

Waiting for me

❤️

[potent sage]

pretty sure in 40k u get tortured for all of ur afterlife once u die

idk

[gloomy tartan]

💔 CADIAAAAA

I MISS YOU

😢

[delicate vapor]

Seems fair game

[gloomy tartan]

I’m going to the cadia in the sky

[twin flower]

[gloomy tartan]

🦅

[twin flower]

Theres no coming back from that im afraid

[gloomy tartan]

She calls to me

She says my child

You can become a grenade yourself

It would be really fucking cool

🫂

[true minnow]

So, regular cadia then, it’s all over the sky

[gloomy tartan]

And I be like

Damn your right cadia

Your so smart baby

[delicate vapor]

You can be a piece of rock with a face

Like Jojo

Yo angelo

[twin flower]

We have cadia at home

[blazing ibex]

or

you can simply

[gloomy tartan]

I’m going to pull a cadia

[tropic grove]

do we have media perms in here cuz in the sm2 server we don't

[blazing ibex]

be the melee class

[gloomy tartan]

Jump on abbadon and become a explosive

[blazing ibex]

[gloomy tartan]

That’s how I’ll go out

I’ll become the best kark grenade there ever was

[twin flower]

gen chat doesnt but the other channels have it

Also you need to have a red name first

[tropic grove]

k, how do i get red name?

[gloomy tartan]

Shoot the gray name

[tropic grove]

nooo

[twin flower]

send 200 messages iirc

[gloomy tartan]

[tropic grove]

fr?

[twin flower]

Just talk for a bit and you ger it

[gloomy tartan]

You better start telling me your favorite planet

[tropic grove]

k ill just spam:

[twin flower]

i got it fairly quickly just asking questions

Well dont spam lmao

[gloomy tartan]

Say cadias your favorite planet

[tropic grove]

CADIA STANDS
CADIA STANDS
CADIA STANDS

[gloomy tartan]

That’s right

[delicate vapor]

[gloomy tartan]

This one’s one of the good ones

This gray names ok

[twin flower]

lmao

[tropic grove]

ADD FELINIDS
ADD FELINIDS
ADD FELINIDS

[obsidian wren]

"Teehee i see a sniper that cant hit us where we are, guess ill leave our pinpointer to die while i try to melee it from across the map!"

[twin flower]

If youre just doing shift enter it still counts as one dont it

[gloomy tartan]

OOOP I SPOKE TOO SOON

[twin flower]

[potent sage]

i like McKKKragge

actually no i like atoma prime

[tropic grove]

nah, read carefully, feliNIDS, they are genestealers in disguise

[gloomy tartan]

You know what sucks bro

[twin flower]

Armageddon is the new cadia?

[gloomy tartan]

New Cadia is the new cadia

That’s why it’s called New Cadia

There’s other places apparently also named new cadia

[twin flower]

no i meant like..

[gloomy tartan]

But there called new Cadia in other languages

To be sneaky

[twin flower]

at present, armageddon is the one thats currently seeing more action atm

[tropic grove]

what happens if i put that my ogryn came from cadia

in character creation

[gloomy tartan]

Not sure

You can do it and tell us

[potent sage]

you get a cool purple eye color

thats it

[twin flower]

you can do that for ogryns?

huh

[potent sage]

veteran gets a unique personality

[delicate vapor]

And some immunity to chaos

[tropic grove]

i was about to say that but my ogryn doesn't have purple eye color, gonna change that inmediatly so im not doing stolen honor shi

[gloomy tartan]

Mhm

That’s my personality

Cadia

I mean cutthroat

[tropic grove]

CADIA IS NOT JUST A PLACE

[fiery wave]

So, gonna cry about Cadian sand?

[gloomy tartan]

I’m gonna rub sand in your eyes

[tropic grove]

CADIA SANDS, i mean, CADIA STANDS!

[gloomy tartan]

Spider-Man strut

Remember when he had the symbiote and walked down the street

[tropic grove]

do yall think that fatshark should add more abhumans to darktide

does the psyker counts as a abhuman?

[gloomy tartan]

Cadia’s sand is Better than any other sand

[fiery wave]

I did mean sand. The planet is spess sand.

[tropic grove]

inquisitor, yes this man in front of you

[gloomy tartan]

It’s chunks of space rock too

Cadia’s in our hearts

[tropic grove]

thats what i said, cadia is not just a place

fuuu almost 500 letrine shovel

there is a quote line in the game that says that we wouldn't last a day in armaggedon thats why we are in atoma

[delicate vapor]

[tropic grove]

atoma is the city or the planet name? or is it tertium? i was always confused

[astral basin]

Atoma the planet, tertium the hive city

[tropic grove]

i get it now, ty

[astral basin]

Moebian the sector

[jaunty path]

I lick latrine shovels like ice cream spoons

[astral basin]

Actually
Its atoma prime

[gloomy tartan]

You are a latrine shovel

[tropic grove]

imagine a mission were we are sent to armaggedon lmao

[astral basin]

That involves orks and or worshippers of khorne in a far off sector

[tropic grove]

yeah and metting yarrick

[twin flower]

Old Bale Eye Yarrick

Be sick but i doubt it

[tropic grove]

i actually downloaded darktide again cuz i reached endgame with sm2 and unlocked almost everything and saber devs take ages to update their game

so thats why i am here

[jaunty path]

why do dt players need to suck at this game

[tired steeple]

Saber when it’s time to drip feed content that barely works: let’s goooo!!!

[twin flower]

Fatshark isnt any better imo

[tired steeple]

True

[tropic grove]

i know but they drop updates faster than saber tho?

[jaunty path]

can we get a live stream of fatshark devs playing this game

[fiery wave]

What inquisitor?

[twin flower]

hmmm, depends I guess?

Fatshark doesnt do road maps they just release stuff

[tropic grove]

in sm2 it has been like 5 months since we received last update, and supposedly at the end of this month they should add the new update

the server developed into a mental asylum atp

[jaunty path]

Well

[twin flower]

took fatshark like 4 years to even consider a new class tho

[jaunty path]

Darktide does a major update every uh

[twin flower]

I guess you got here at a good time

[jaunty path]

they update when they do.

[tired steeple]

Then wirh sm2 sometimes they do shit really good while screwing up others

The techmarine is awesome

But his voicelines aren’t finished

[jaunty path]

i really

[tropic grove]

I WANT GREATSWORD

[twin flower]

My brother says you pick Techmarine if you wanna have an easier time

[jaunty path]

REALLY

want to see fatshark devs play this game

[delicate vapor]

and having to wait a few more months just for more cosmetic options since they gave bare bones on release

[tropic grove]

nah bulwark i think is the easiest class since u just spam shield rush 24/7 and kill everything

[astral basin]

Techmarine is currently over performing
But thats bc its a melee class with ass melee mechanics/options
the ability is whats broke

[twin flower]

Techmarine has that auto aim tho and you can just camp those turrets you fix up

[tired steeple]

The easiest class is probably vanguard

And sniper

[twin flower]

every time a wave comes

[tired steeple]

Sniper has a free full heal every 60 or so seconds

Vanguard just gets health back on executions. Not contested health. Just health. Period.

[tropic grove]

yeah thats nice but it has a long cooldown, not like shield rush tho

turrets are ok

[astral basin]

Hard disagree on the vanguard
If you dont have the healing perks and dont know gameplay, its a struggle
Otherwise? Hell yeah its the full send of melee and range, the assassin class

[twin flower]

I guess i havent gotten to end game yet, Im like 20 hrs in

[tropic grove]

are u on the sm2 server? did u know everyone on there shits on vanguard lmao

[fiery wave]

Everyone talks SM2... I just wanna grind Deathwing.