general-chat

[hazy kestrel]

He’ll probably be killed off by the cult once his usefulness runs out

[south valve]

Oh true

[hazy kestrel]

They seem to not be on good terms already

[jaunty path]

theta unlocked tomorrow

[hazy kestrel]

Based on the Cathedral mission

Hooray

[simple cliff]

Weird question, does mechanicus have any of their own psychers?

[graceful hamlet]

Can’t wait to see the same exact map as the last 50 points

[hazy kestrel]

Only one more reset and then only the grind will remain.

[south valve]

Don’t think so?

If there are, I’d like to see them

[crystal osprey]

can i shake wolfer’s hand

maybe that would fix him

[south valve]

Wolfer just needs a hug

[simple cliff]

It just occured to me I don't think they have any 'casters' in their army. They do have a plenty of abilities and ability focused units but I don't think they got any tech-space-wizards. Shame.

[hazy kestrel]

Will you shake a poor sinner’s hand?

[south valve]

Are you ready?

[hazy kestrel]

Are you ready?

[simple cliff]

Are you ready?

[south valve]

I haven’t seen that film :(

[hazy kestrel]

WHAT

[south valve]

I probably should

[hazy kestrel]

IMMEDIATELY

[south valve]

😨

[graceful hamlet]

Is the quote from the emoji movie?

[south valve]

Yes

[hazy kestrel]

Death

[south valve]

Ignore all other replies

[marsh iris]

give bulwark spare shield carried on its back, so you can only damage the sides

[south valve]

I think Emperor’s New Groove is my favourite from that era of Disney or whatever it is

[hazy kestrel]

A certified classic

[twin flower]

genius

[graceful hamlet]

Atlantis tho 🔥

[simple cliff]

Met a Ogyrn called Kronk. Good dude.

[south valve]

I haven’t seen that one either 😔

[hazy kestrel]

WHAT THE FUCK

[crystal osprey]

is arbites the easiest class

[hazy kestrel]

FIX THIS MISTAKE POSTHASTE

:(

[graceful hamlet]

Bruh

[fluid gust]

make crushers immune to all stagger except from other ogryns

[south valve]

Posthaste forsooth, manager esquire

[graceful hamlet]

Spam light attack, never die, dog saves you from bad dog

[crystal osprey]

I feel like more crusher buffs might drive the community to insanity

[hazy kestrel]

Please tell me you’ve at least seen the Hunchback of Notre Dame?

[fluid gust]

I still think they should just work with their current specialists and elites by tuning them to make em harder in havoc

[marsh iris]

are we millenials

[graceful hamlet]

Real question is who has seen Titan AE?

[fluid gust]

like, say, making trappers shots undodgeable

[south valve]

…

[hazy kestrel]

Painted

Why are you like this. :(

[south valve]

I’ve seen um

[hazy kestrel]

You’ve disappointed me greatly.

[graceful hamlet]

Painted forced movie night

[south valve]

Idk

[celest barn]

can't watch everything

[south valve]

Name one more, I’ve probably seen it

[graceful hamlet]

Just dew it

[hazy kestrel]

Singing In The Rain

[south valve]

This is just bad rolls

[south valve]

Okay, that’s got to be obscure

[hazy kestrel]

It’s not >:(

[south valve]

Oh..

[hazy kestrel]

It’s a certified banger

Of a musical movie

[modest flume]

I'm siiiinging in the rain

and I'm haaappy again!

[hazy kestrel]

Moses supposes his toes-es are roses. But Moses supposes erroneously!

Speaking of Moses

[south valve]

Muppets Christmas carol goes hard

[hazy kestrel]

Have you seen The Prince of Egypt?

[graceful hamlet]

But yeah, watch Atlantis the Lost Empire and Titan AE

[south valve]

Idk why that’s the one that comes to mind

[south valve]

Nope

[dire kayak]

don't worry you're not alone painted

i know like 2 movies

[hazy kestrel]

PAINTED WHY MUST YOU BE SO UNCULTURED? :(

[south valve]

Thank god

[twin flower]

[hazy kestrel]

I’m gonna cry lmao

Like actually

[south valve]

Have you seen Monty Python and the holy grail?

[muted warren]

yall should i evolve my pillbug 😐

[hazy kestrel]

You’re driving me to tears

[hazy kestrel]

Yes

[modest flume]

It's alright Painted, I still love ya

[south valve]

That’s peak

[hazy kestrel]

This is true

[jaunty path]

tf is that

[muted warren]

you can also call it a Roly Poly 😐

[hazy kestrel]

A Rolly-Poly

[dire kayak]

i haven't,,,,,

[simple cliff]

Solo's entire massive wave alone. Solos many species. See's beast of nurgle. "Let's do dis." Five seconds into the fight do a backstep dodge into a lightning strike cause I forgot those existed and die instantly.
Alight then.

[dire kayak]

personman is going to behead me

[simple cliff]

On one hand, I do like the lightning strikes because they can kill enemies but damn I wish they were a bit louder.

[jaunty path]

stop playing slopeditions

[south valve]

I liked Rango

[graceful hamlet]

I bet he hasn’t seen Treasure Planet either

[simple cliff]

No.

[south valve]

…

[simple cliff]

I MUST CONSUME THE SLOP!

[jaunty path]

bad gamemode

[muted warren]

time for the Roly poly to evolve.

[simple cliff]

...I must at least unlike all the nodes

[hazy kestrel]

Please face the wall.

[hazy kestrel]

Goddamnit Painted :(

[south valve]

It’s okay Goober, I’ll um

[graceful hamlet]

Have you seen The Last Samurai?

[south valve]

Annoy them to death

[south valve]

What’s it about?

[simple cliff]

The worse part is. These are new-ish players. They're going to think I suck because of that lightning death. My pride. My ego. It may not recover.

[south valve]

The name rings a bell

[hazy kestrel]

Who cares lmao

[simple cliff]

Quick someone say something really dumb, I need an internet argument to feel important.

[simple cliff]

Me.

[hazy kestrel]

The ego is the bringer of suffering

[graceful hamlet]

I sentence you to a Lord of the Rings extended edition trilogy marathon

[simple cliff]

[hazy kestrel]

Kill the ego, and the suffering is removed

[south valve]

NO

[hazy kestrel]

Simple as that

[simple cliff]

Wait. I though we kill the Id, not the Ego.

[hazy kestrel]

Kill both

[simple cliff]

Which brain thingy is the good one again?

[muted warren]

discord wont let the roly poly evolve :[

[graceful hamlet]

It’s Tom Cruise in feudal Japan

[hazy kestrel]

The Ego, but it’s not good

[south valve]

Oh

No I haven’t

[graceful hamlet]

Rip

[hazy kestrel]

The ego is how we want to present ourselves / what we think is good

The Id is the bad one that we suppress

Because uh, it’s pretty fucked up

[twin flower]

to be fair its like hard to see like old classic movies unless you actively seek it out

[hazy kestrel]

The Id is the Imp of the mind

The part of ourselves that we don’t want to be, the things we hate in other people

[jaunty path]

my mom is so mentally young

[south valve]

I wanted to watch American Psycho

[hazy kestrel]

Like murderers and other awful people

[hazy kestrel]

You get used to it Missus, narcissists are like that

[south valve]

And the godfather

[hazy kestrel]

Would you like an armchair therapy session?

[jaunty path]

I need to read american psyco

[jaunty path]

I dont think shes one

[hazy kestrel]

Oh

Well my old man behaves like a manchild sometimes too.

You just learn to stay out of their way for a bit

[jaunty path]

but now that you say that I should read into it

[jaunty path]

Sometimes I just avoid interacting with her but at the same time its so funny to tease her

[hazy kestrel]

Being a manchild or just underdeveloped / neglectful parent goes hand in hand with narcissism

[hazy kestrel]

Don’t

That’s just asking for them to retaliate

It’s not worth it

[jaunty path]

it will sound bad, because it is, but she yells and curses at me a lot

and it

sends me laughing

dying even

[jaunty path]

Her retaliation is more empty threats

[left burrow]

anyone looking to do some havoc missions ?

[jaunty path]

Listen

[hazy kestrel]

Well it’s good that you see them as such

[jaunty path]

do you know how funny it is to be called a fatass

[hazy kestrel]

But it’s not good to poke the bear

[jaunty path]

by someone like

atleast 200 more pounds than you

its like uncle ruckus

but fatshaming

[hazy kestrel]

Just stay out of their way, and when you are financially independent, go no contact

[jaunty path]

Probably

but also

you don't understand how much she makes me laugh

[hazy kestrel]

Don’t prod them. That’s just as bad tbh.

You’re rocking the boat in that instance

But that’s just my outside POV

[whole bough]

i wish i was fat

[jaunty path]

Honestly as I contemplate describing how she is

[whole bough]

instead im underweight

[jaunty path]

It only gets worse

😭

[jaunty path]

yea u make some good points

[hazy kestrel]

Well, at least you are aware of her faults, and can then be sure not to repeat them.

[jaunty path]

but man is she just rude and vulgar lmao

[jaunty path]

She thinks the quartz crystal on my desk is like some sort of evilness

[hazy kestrel]

Well then you know that you don’t want to end up like that. Just live your life as her polar opposite.

[jaunty path]

It really isn't hard to in a lot of ways because shes depend on me on way too many things

seeing what he habits do to her nah

I'm just 20x more self aware

and not racist

[hazy kestrel]

Then you’re doing well in my book.

[jaunty path]

yeah she does negatively affect me and my dad by a lot but shes not a looming threat just a damn nuisance who refuses to realize their problems :/

[simple cliff]

Other classes are pertty fun. I'll give them that.
But... "QUAIL INSECTS!"
Never gets old.

[hazy kestrel]

You can’t help those who don’t want to be helped.

[jaunty path]

Yea

[hazy kestrel]

But that’s life.

[jaunty path]

but shes getting sooo much more lazy

[hazy kestrel]

Well, think of ways to force her to make herself useful

[jaunty path]

thats loner psyker yeah

[hazy kestrel]

She’s supposed to be your parent, not a layabout

[jaunty path]

She sits at the sink just on her phone dawg

its frustrating

😭

[simple cliff]

Meow

[jaunty path]

with a sink fulla dishes

[simple cliff]

I had my mom living in my basement for a few months once. It was weird.

[jaunty path]

why are so many cats in here

[hazy kestrel]

Well, you said she depends on you.

[jaunty path]

That is so backwards

[hazy kestrel]

Why not threaten to cut off your support?

[jaunty path]

Honestly yeah I do hold a lot more leverage than her she doesn't have anything on me beyond being annoying

she doesn't even pay rent

[hazy kestrel]

Then make use of it to maybe give her a kick into forcing her to improve herself.

[jaunty path]

yea

maybe who knows

I feel like a lot of whats with her is from like

[gusty flume]

What are the top mods for darktide

[jaunty path]

enabling an unhealthy life style

[hazy kestrel]

Then cut off that enablement

Somehow

They’ll be forced to adapt then

[true minnow]

Did they get rid of end of match stats because people were being mean

[hazy kestrel]

The scoreboard nonsense?

[true minnow]

Yeah

[hazy kestrel]

It was just green circle chasing in Vermintide

And people being insufferable about it

The stats don’t matter and never did anyways

[jaunty path]

colored stims, multiple boss bars for havoc, disable screen effects, Autoloot, chatblock, creature spawner, no sway, guranteed weapon switch, guranteed special ability, numeric ui, psychward, super impact, train solver, auspex solver, stim icon,true level

[gusty flume]

Ty

[hazy kestrel]

You use auto solvers? :(

[true minnow]

If that is true why is it so hard to find randoms that can bother with objectives

[hazy kestrel]

You disappoint me Missus

[true minnow]

Instead of just trying to get kills by themselves

[hazy kestrel]

Don’t ask me, I don’t know why people are incompetent

Could be anything

[jaunty path]

most controversial one is Spidey Sense. Just configure it to your liking. I only need it for Trappers and poxbursters.

[dire kayak]

i like to imagine kharib is some weed seller in the back of the mourningstar

[jaunty path]

.

actually

no

most controverisal one is psykernautics

[visual vortex]

I had a dream

[modest flume]

I managed to duel a horde, 2 dogs, and twins to a standstill

[jaunty path]

that mod is literally just walls

lmfao

[modest flume]

..just for a mutant to ghost grab me into a flamer

[jaunty path]

but ultimately

mod the game to your comfort

if you're having fun, who cares

personman does

he'll come for you

[visual vortex]

Mod the game to play it for you because u suck to the point of using mods

[hazy kestrel]

Yes

[hazy kestrel]

Truth Nuke

This is what psykernautics and Spidey sense do

Anything else UI related is fine though

[jaunty path]

a lot of the mods I shown should be in the game by default ngl

[hazy kestrel]

Except for auto solver bs that I didn’t know existed until now

[visual vortex]

UI is fine

[hazy kestrel]

God, at that point, why even play the game?

[jaunty path]

Existed for a very long time

[jaunty path]

To kill.

[hazy kestrel]

If you’re gonna mod it to play for you on the objectives

[visual vortex]

Play doom

[jaunty path]

I don't play it for puzzles

[jaunty path]

This game is doom

[visual vortex]

Doom is better

[jaunty path]

You play as religious psychos who kill demons

so

[visual vortex]

And doesnt bug out with 2014

[jaunty path]

same thing

[hazy kestrel]

And yet people need to download more mods for the game to tell them where the specialist enemies to be killed are lmao

[lilac crag]

I've been thinking of getting spidey sense bc my headphones were not made for pc and have lost their surround sound

[hazy kestrel]

Skill. Issue.

[lilac crag]

might be cheaper than just buying a new headset for a while

[hazy kestrel]

That’s my 2 cents

[jaunty path]

What is your solution for trappers that cannot be seen or heard personman

:)

[visual vortex]

Use your eyes

[hazy kestrel]

You have eyes, use them

[jaunty path]

buddy.

Read again

cannot be seen

[hazy kestrel]

Look around, be a swivel

[jaunty path]

or heard

[hazy kestrel]

They can be seen

[visual vortex]

Mfs when they have to use the bare minimum of their five senses:

🤯

[hazy kestrel]

You just aren’t looking hard enough

The hearing bs I do acknowledge

[jaunty path]

the

[hazy kestrel]

But you have eyes

[jaunty path]

wall of bulwarks

[visual vortex]

Yeah

[jaunty path]

make it very hard

[visual vortex]

Kill them

[jaunty path]

to determine where they are

[hazy kestrel]

Just expect the worst then

[visual vortex]

You're a psyker

[jaunty path]

and where they are shooting from

[visual vortex]

You said it yourself that you can kill bulwarks quickly

[hazy kestrel]

Assume bulwarks and crusher death squads hide a trapper, always

[visual vortex]

Use your kit and your brain and you'll survive

[modest flume]

IMO the desync you get between trapper sounds and the net firing is worse than having them blocked by armor balls

[lilac crag]

this game likes to cheat alot also

[hazy kestrel]

C’est la vie

[modest flume]

Love me some slotting

[jaunty path]

Yeah, it makes it a lot easier. one at a time tho. and you kinda need to time it and be kind of precise.

[hazy kestrel]

True, but the. You just out cheese the game’s bs

[visual vortex]

This community is so bad at the game atp i will just say anyone that complains is ass

[jaunty path]

a lot of foot work, positioning, and backtracking

[visual vortex]

Pkay

[jaunty path]

but this is coming form playing solo

[lilac crag]

you dodge a trapper, push the dog off, scarcely avoid the mutant grabbed just to get trapped by a trapper NO ONE pinged and you couldn't have physically seen

[visual vortex]

You picked psyker

Play the class

[modest flume]

Easier said than done for a lot of the time

[ancient tinsel]

PSYKITARRI

[jaunty path]

I am playing the class dawg 😭

[visual vortex]

No

[hazy kestrel]

They can always be seen.

[modest flume]

God forbid you play with people that don't know map triggers

[visual vortex]

You're going

[hazy kestrel]

Just look around

[whole bough]

not this argument again

[hazy kestrel]

Bro I don’t know the map triggers

[visual vortex]

"OUGHJHH BULWARK SHIELD 😮‍💨"

[lilac crag]

are you trying to ragebait

[hazy kestrel]

What are you on about lmao

[whole bough]

https://tenor.com/view/discord-discord-drama-discord-argument-popcorn-drama-gif-22199421

[lilac crag]

geniune question

[hazy kestrel]

No, I’m telling the truth

Just look. Around

[modest flume]

Yeah but you still know how to play the game

[hazy kestrel]

All the time

[visual vortex]

I dont know about you guys

[ancient tinsel]

Chocolate rain

[visual vortex]

But i have these things called eyes

They're very useful

I use them to look

And when i see a spark of brown i immediately mag dump

[hazy kestrel]

Oh great, Moth is back. Probably gonna call me ableist for saying to look around.

[whole bough]

i have bad eyes

[visual vortex]

And kill the trapper

[acoustic pebble]

I just got called 'Uncle'.

[lilac crag]

more power to you for having more functioning eyes man idk what you try to enforce

[hazy kestrel]

Glasses

[whole bough]

strongest prescription in my family

[visual vortex]

🤯

[acoustic pebble]

Fuck my life

[hazy kestrel]

Or contacts

[modest flume]

Welcome to the club

[ancient tinsel]

A mag dump makes me immediately spark brown, ya dig?

[visual vortex]

Okay?

It's a word

[hazy kestrel]

Same. I can’t see shit out of my eyes without lenses of some sort

[jaunty path]

even with weapons that are capable of opening up on demand and oneshotting, its still a real effort to counter them, because they love stacking on eachother and eating eachothers hit

[visual vortex]

They're not skinning you

[hazy kestrel]

We ball

[jaunty path]

its not just bulwarks, its crushers as well

[visual vortex]

Kill faster and be better

[hazy kestrel]

It’s annoying having people slander me online

[acoustic pebble]

Yeah but then Someone here is gonna make fun of me for it

[hazy kestrel]

Especially when they’re talking out of their ass

[ancient tinsel]

We ball - Cedric

[visual vortex]

Call them a chud and they melt

[jaunty path]

I am playing auric high intensity solo

[visual vortex]

Yeah!

[acoustic pebble]

The entertainer?

[visual vortex]

?

[hazy kestrel]

I’m above such uncivilized behavior

[jaunty path]

i have literally no other choice but to take it slow

[visual vortex]

So you have the skills to do so surely?

[whole bough]

lets see u fight a close quarter crusher horde with no explosives or stuns

[visual vortex]

Plasma gun

[ancient tinsel]

Nah, I played with a guy named Cedric in expeditions last game and he said "WE BALL"

[acoustic pebble]

Runs away faster

[hazy kestrel]

Thunder hammer fury spam goes brrr

[whole bough]

no thanks

not fun

[acoustic pebble]

I'm Hive Scum so I can do that

[visual vortex]

Get better

[modest flume]

Not saying "skissue lul" but you should always watch your back regardless, and don't be afraid to back up

[whole bough]

meta slob

[visual vortex]

Yeah?

[whole bough]

slobbering all over meta cock

[visual vortex]

Im a fat lil piggy eating my slop

Wanna know why?

It works

[whole bough]

who cares

[visual vortex]

If it kills quick enough

It works

[whole bough]

ok

[hazy kestrel]

Imagine giving a damn about meta

[visual vortex]

Glad we can agree

[jaunty path]

I'm playing melee psyker w heavy laspistol.

You can actually stop a trapper from shooting by just shooting them like one time with las pistol lol

[whole bough]

but not everyone gonna play the game like u

[hazy kestrel]

Play what you like

[modest flume]

I wouldn't even be worried about a trapper behind a bulwark wall, the bulwarks themselves are more annoying because like you said, they clip into each other and they just take turns slamming you to drain your stamina, that shit is annoying

[visual vortex]

So do it

[dire kayak]

ooouyuhgg

[visual vortex]

Sucks to suck then yeah?

Im the best player

I know best

[whole bough]

suck the cylinder

[jaunty path]

ok I should check, have you played auric high intensity solo on consignment yard

[modest flume]

In Havoc they barely reset their attack animations before they whack you again

[visual vortex]

Why would i play psyker?

[lilac crag]

I should remind u guys ollpheists pfp is his animal spirit

this man is baiting

[hazy kestrel]

Missus, anyone can play solo. It’s not that big of a deal lol

[whole bough]

imagine playing only 1 clas

[jaunty path]

did I ask that question bruh

[visual vortex]

🤫

[gloomy tartan]

Hey guys is it like taboo to buy a pre painted guardsmen miniature ?

[jaunty path]

you go and do it then lmfao

[whole bough]

no?

[visual vortex]

No

[gloomy tartan]

Was thinking of buying one for me self

[acoustic pebble]

When in mortal danger,
When beset by doubt,
Run in little circles,
Wave your arms and shout.

-Popular phrase among Commissar Cadets

[gloomy tartan]

Wanted a cadian forwver

[visual vortex]

But i just really want to say that you're bad

[hazy kestrel]

I might, if I have the time and remember

[delicate vapor]

[gloomy tartan]

Never painted or put stuff together mini wise and I ddont have the fancy scissors or glues they use

[visual vortex]

We can solo

Together

[lilac crag]

you're starting to get on people's geniunes nerves. it's fun to ragebait lightheartedly but you're being a true jester today

[visual vortex]

Be better if

Ig

[gloomy tartan]

Back to back

[jaunty path]

It requires modding but youll be fine.

Just install solo mode and truesoloQOL so it automatically restarts when youre downed

its legitimately fun

[visual vortex]

Back to back

Lips to lip

[hazy kestrel]

Yucky

Blech

Gross

[gloomy tartan]

You can’t be back to back and lips to lips

[visual vortex]

Ew mods

[jaunty path]

thats not solo its duoing ackshelly 🤓

[gloomy tartan]

Unless your like two girl or soemtning

[jaunty path]

Okay is solo mode cheating.

[gloomy tartan]

They can

[jaunty path]

[hazy kestrel]

Of course not

[visual vortex]

Personman is willed into existence by me

[hazy kestrel]

It’s a preference

[visual vortex]

He doesnt exist

[dire kayak]

the only mod i have is creature spawner

but im tempted to try solo

[visual vortex]

It's like the scene from desdspace 2 when issac is fighting nicole over the needle

[gloomy tartan]

Duo deez 🥜

🔥

[visual vortex]

But it's just him trying to not stab himself

[hazy kestrel]

Fuck you, and fuck your marker!

[jaunty path]

its a different animal entirely

[hazy kestrel]

That scene?

[jaunty path]

You are alone

[gloomy tartan]

Video game women had short hair for so long

[visual vortex]

No before that near the start

[jaunty path]

and left to the mercy of the horde lmfao

[gloomy tartan]

Bitches were so chopped

[hazy kestrel]

Oh

[gloomy tartan]

Old video game women had the most wack ass short haircuts lol

[dire kayak]

probably gonna do heresy solo since i suck ass at this game

[visual vortex]

I find it funny that Issac is strong enough to break bone without armor

[hazy kestrel]

What horde? Thammer heavy into heavy ♾️ goes brrrr

[gloomy tartan]

Isaac had a shank shanked into his eyes

To extract his memories

[hazy kestrel]

Got that curb stomp perfected

[modest flume]

Your biggest enemy is only yourself

[hazy kestrel]

Truth Nuke

This applies to real life as well

[modest flume]

(me managing the maelstrom we were doing solo and I fucked up by trying to go back to the medpack )

[jaunty path]

bruh. I'd be impressed if you actually managed to solo with thammer. But

[visual vortex]

He can punch the head off of a kid cleanly with two punches

[jaunty path]

Personman

[hazy kestrel]

We are only limited by what we define our limits to be

[jaunty path]

use crusher

🙏

[visual vortex]

No

[hazy kestrel]

No

[jaunty path]

why

[visual vortex]

Use hammer

Hammer better

[lilac crag]

why would he use something better

[visual vortex]

Dih

[hazy kestrel]

You doubt me? Oh you of little faith.

[visual vortex]

Duh

[hazy kestrel]

I expected more faith from you

[gloomy tartan]

I have faith in deez 🥜

[hazy kestrel]

I delete daemonhosts and bosses for FUN.

[jaunty path]

Auric High intensity is, very hard. but very fun!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[dire kayak]

i still don't know how i managed to last so long in that havoc we did

[hazy kestrel]

I think I can handle a horde

[visual vortex]

Idk

[dire kayak]

it was only the mutie that got me killed

[visual vortex]

U dont sound like ur having fun

[hazy kestrel]

Monstrosity maelstrom is where it’s at

[delicate vapor]

[jaunty path]

You can yeah but youll be getting a potluck of enemies all the time

[hazy kestrel]

Send me 30 monsters, I’ll make some jambalaya out of them.

[visual vortex]

BOSS RUSH MAELSTROM 👹

[hazy kestrel]

Yeah, and?

[gloomy tartan]

Will it be a mash?

A monster mash

?

[hazy kestrel]

Yes

[jaunty path]

Thats one I need to do but I don't feel like being bombarded with bosses atm

[gloomy tartan]

A graveyard bash?

[visual vortex]

Kill faster and better

[hazy kestrel]

You haven’t had true fun then

:(

[jaunty path]

I should stop taking yall seriously 😭

[visual vortex]

They're weakened

[gloomy tartan]

That’s what they told us as little baby Cadians

[hazy kestrel]

Likewise :(

[modest flume]

Remember that Gloriana duo we did?

I mean, if you could handle that, I'm sure that level of Havoc wouldn't be that bad

[jaunty path]

Theres actually a bug causing weakened to spawn with full health im pretty sure

[visual vortex]

Imagine going online and taking dumbasses seriously 😭

[jaunty path]

ainz said so

[hazy kestrel]

That’s the best part

[visual vortex]

Yeah?

Still fun

[hazy kestrel]

Oi I’m not a dumbass :(

[visual vortex]

I am

[jaunty path]

im a genius

[visual vortex]

Then why do you die?

[modest flume]

I'm repulsive

[jaunty path]

ran out of dodges

ate an overhead

okay

[hazy kestrel]

We all die. Who cares?

[jaunty path]

MASSIVE WARNING

[visual vortex]

I think

[jaunty path]

personman

[visual vortex]

You stink

[jaunty path]

solo mode is

addictive

[gloomy tartan]

Missus doesn’t stink

[hazy kestrel]

I’m not gonna bother with mods Missus

[gloomy tartan]

It’s a lie

By big pharma

[hazy kestrel]

I don’t care for them

[dire kayak]

we should do more havocs together someday

[visual vortex]

She emits big green gas clouds

[jaunty path]

play solo mode

:(

[hazy kestrel]

Unless it’s for Skyrim

[gloomy tartan]

Mod deez 🥜

[visual vortex]

And nearby plants wilt

[gloomy tartan]

Booty mods?

Clean skin mods

[delicate vapor]

O deer

[jaunty path]

playing solomode makes me upset because its not in base game

Its SO upsetting

[hazy kestrel]

No, mainly armor mods.

[gloomy tartan]

Booty armor?

[visual vortex]

I dont need mods because i am too used to fuck-shittery and bull-shittery to care about bad UI

[hazy kestrel]

Just let the bots and other players die.

Instant solo mode

[modest flume]

I'm always down for Havoc, it's what I play mostly

[hazy kestrel]

You silly goose

[visual vortex]

Let them run ahead

[hazy kestrel]

If they die, they die.

[visual vortex]

When they die

I laugh

Amd clap my elephant feet

[jaunty path]

poormans solo 💀

[gloomy tartan]

Hey you ever consider

[hazy kestrel]

No, mainly medieval-esque armor

[jaunty path]

wait

[gloomy tartan]

We’re the only animal that has cheeks really

[jaunty path]

I forget personman plays with controller

Why would anyone play with controller is beyond me..

[gloomy tartan]

Dogs don’t have ass cheeks to fart

Hippos don’t

[hazy kestrel]

It’s fun

[gloomy tartan]

Elephants don’t

Birds don’t

[hazy kestrel]

And I enjoy controller gaming

[jaunty path]

personman isn't aware of his pc player privilege....

[gloomy tartan]

Fish don’t

Humans are the one animal with ass cheeks

[hazy kestrel]

Kindly bugger off. I don’t care for M&K in shooter games

[jaunty path]

whats m&k

[gloomy tartan]

Men and kites

[hazy kestrel]

Mouse and keyboard

[jaunty path]

oh

[gloomy tartan]

Men and kites

[hazy kestrel]

You silly goose

[gloomy tartan]

Duh

[hazy kestrel]

Outstanding move Missus

Truly

[delicate vapor]

[jaunty path]

i should record my game more

so I can catch funny moments

[lilac crag]

after 1.6k hours on console dt I can day pc dt feels like stolen valor

especially with mods that should've been base game

[hazy kestrel]

Like barreling smykers

[jaunty path]

I just dont stay next to smite users

[hazy kestrel]

I don’t do that

I’m not a savage lmao

[jaunty path]

i cant remember the last time I played with a smite user

[hazy kestrel]

I just like to joke about barreling smykers

[rocky radish]

i would volunteer to be the fallguy if it was for the lols

[dire kayak]

zealot's charge should be able to stop mutant charges

[gloomy tartan]

Do chimps have stolen valor ?

[dire kayak]

like every other charge

[visual vortex]

No

[jaunty path]

Its ok to do that tho

:)

[visual vortex]

I saw this movie primate a while back

[rocky radish]

"99 ways to kill a psyker"

[visual vortex]

Primate primal

Man

Thise characters were stupid

[gloomy tartan]

Thee guy dressed as a chimp who kills ppl

You know what’s funny about that mogi bro

[jaunty path]

melee psykers kill themselves by smiting for too long

oh yeah

[gloomy tartan]

The family would be sued so bad

[visual vortex]

I remember

[gloomy tartan]

By all of the family of the dead kids

All her dead friends

[lilac crag]

who tf plays melee psyker with smite

[jaunty path]

another thing I LOVE about solo mode is I can pause the game

like

[gloomy tartan]

The randoms who showed up

[jaunty path]

YES

[gloomy tartan]

Like everyone would sue them

[visual vortex]

My dream

[gloomy tartan]

Because it was their pet chimp

[visual vortex]

It was of a chimp fighting a guy with down syndrome

[jaunty path]

You dont know how good it is to actually be able to pause the game as someone frequently called by their parents

[gloomy tartan]

Pause is for lesbians

Just like recon las is for women

And sleep is for women

[hazy kestrel]

The benefits of headphones lmao

[visual vortex]

The guy with down syndrome LAID THAT 🦧 🐒 🎐 OUT

[gloomy tartan]

Imagine a gorilla with DS

[visual vortex]

I sleep a ton

[jaunty path]

my dad gets mad if I cant hear him 😭

[gloomy tartan]

Womafish

[hazy kestrel]

Skill issue on his end

Just be patient ffs.

[gloomy tartan]

Wear one headphone

[visual vortex]

Tell him to lock in

[mystic fossil]

How powerful would a guy be if he had every positive mutation from every mutant

[gloomy tartan]

He would probaly have other issues tho

Like he pisses acid

Craves hearts

[jaunty path]

he has 2 fingers on each hand bruh 😭

[visual vortex]

Ellie from last of us 2

[hazy kestrel]

Cool I guess

[jaunty path]

He is a mutant in the literal sense

[gloomy tartan]

So there’s a guy with no hands who shot someone

[hazy kestrel]

That’s mean

[tight pine]

Metaphorical or physical?

[visual vortex]

Teenage mutant ninja turtle

[hazy kestrel]

Be the better person, Missus

Stop putting them down.

[mystic fossil]

Missus ain’t a person

[hazy kestrel]

It doesn’t make what they do right, but they’re still your parents.

[jaunty path]

I never put him down for that hes actually quite independent

[tight pine]

“A fragment of your imagination”

[visual vortex]

Missus is an evil vape cloud

[hazy kestrel]

That would be me.

[gloomy tartan]

Did you know a guy brought his pet chimp he surrendered a birthday cake and the other chimps got jealous and mauled him

[jaunty path]

For example

like

[tight pine]

[jaunty path]

He can actually tie his shoes

[gloomy tartan]

they were mad they didn’t have cake too

[jaunty path]

and drive

and pays rent

so

[hazy kestrel]

This is what functioning people do, Missus

[jaunty path]

ye

but he cant get to high things like the cabinets

calls me to get down ramen noodles for him

I hate the way he cooks

[potent sage]

poop butt poop butt

[visual vortex]

Hi chud

[hazy kestrel]

Then maybe don’t put the ramen so high. :(

[jaunty path]

fart fart poopy

[jaunty path]

He wants it there

[hazy kestrel]

Buy him a cookbook

[jaunty path]

only place to put it too

[hazy kestrel]

That he might like

So he can cook better

[jaunty path]

This guys diet is like

[visual vortex]

Tittie milj

Milk

[gloomy tartan]

Hey Remmeber Merle from the walking dead

???

[jaunty path]

Hes perfectly fine eating burnt rice

he can make good rice

just rushes it with his own rice

[hazy kestrel]

Then show him what proper cooking looks like I guess

[jaunty path]

he does not give a damn unless hes cooking for me

[tight pine]

”Im gonna brown”

[jaunty path]

I made meatloaf lmao

He eats mainly canned food I think

he makes good french toast

[hazy kestrel]

Then clearly he cares about you enough to give you the best food portions.

[jaunty path]

actually showed me how to make it too

[gloomy tartan]

You’re telling me someone toasted this French?

[hazy kestrel]

Like a good parent should

[hazy kestrel]

Ja

[jaunty path]

yes but this man likes burst steak

well done

steak

[visual vortex]

Hi lamball

[jaunty path]

that can't be forgiven

[hazy kestrel]

Then he likes what he likes

[jaunty path]

Okay but you're eating a shoe at that point

[hazy kestrel]

That doesn’t mean you should call your own father a mutant online.

[timber elk]

SKELETON ATTACK sends a wave of bone boys at him

[hazy kestrel]

That’s just disrespectful

:(

[tight pine]

[visual vortex]

Missus he's modding his steak

[gloomy tartan]

I mean

[tight pine]

Are you sure?

[visual vortex]

He's having fun

[gloomy tartan]

If you think about it

We all have nipples

[jaunty path]

I regularly say he has a raptors toe nail to him

[gloomy tartan]

Even tho were dudes

[jaunty path]

because

he does

[gloomy tartan]

That’s kind of weird like a mutant

We don’t lactate

But we have the nips

[jaunty path]

look at the size of that fucking thing

[dire kayak]

i can't wait for my varnish to arrive today

[visual vortex]

What are you talking about?

[dire kayak]

[visual vortex]

Dod you take drugs?

[timber elk]

Sometimes for sleeping purposes

[visual vortex]

Valid

[modest flume]

[hazy kestrel]

That doesn’t mean you should make descriptions of his appearance a spectacle online.

[timber elk]

I’m a wizard who’s FFFFFFFUCKING evil

[hazy kestrel]

Appearance doesn’t mean anything

[timber elk]

AND I AM A NECROMANCER

[visual vortex]

Necrodancer cat

Woe

[timber elk]

SO I SEND SKELEY-BONES

[hazy kestrel]

It’s the soul of the person and how they treat others that determines their worth.

[visual vortex]

Frozen bun bun

[tight pine]

Can you make France edible?

[hazy kestrel]

Or something like that

I’m too tired for philosophy right now

[timber elk]

no.

[dire kayak]

i can

[tight pine]

Then you ain’t an evil wizard like goob

[timber elk]

Well goob doesn’t have skeletons now does she? HMMMMMMMMMM???

[simple cliff]

Well, the game couldn't win. So it said 'no, fuck you' and a trapper blantantly netted our zealot while we she was invisible. GG I guess.

[hazy kestrel]

A classic

That happens a lot

[jaunty path]

I think you're reading too much philosophy slop

[simple cliff]

W H Y

[hazy kestrel]

Imagine calling philosophy slop

[visual vortex]

Zealot main

[hazy kestrel]

Cringe

[visual vortex]

Are we no different than a worm?

🤔

[jaunty path]

kids in my middle would always like

[worn quail]

playign with worms rn

[jaunty path]

ask me if my dad had 2 fingers

[visual vortex]

Man

[jaunty path]

I think thats what made me feel kind of special along with my name

[visual vortex]

You like talking about your dad's fingers huh?

[gloomy tartan]

Hey like

Is it uncool to call someone exotic

[hazy kestrel]

Then they’re being jerks. Using your father’s appearance as some kind of spectacle for their amusement.

[jaunty path]

yea its a bit interesting

[gloomy tartan]

Is that a racism

[hazy kestrel]

Fucked up

[hazy kestrel]

It’s just uncivilized behavior

You don’t insult someone based on their appearance

[gloomy tartan]

Aw

No I ment like when I think a girls hot

[hazy kestrel]

Idk, might have been some racism too

[jaunty path]

he can also uh, write in cursive. a lot better than I can

[hazy kestrel]

Idk

[dire kayak]

i do

it's in my body

[hazy kestrel]

Based

[visual vortex]

Wow

[simple cliff]

Racism is dumb because race isn't real. We made that shit up.

[gloomy tartan]

So women don’t like it when you cal them exotic ?

[hazy kestrel]

Exactly

[worn quail]

You're trying to apply a moral lesson to someone who is on discord 25 hours a day who clearly does not give a shit, let them grow up and experience shit on their own on how to treat people

[visual vortex]

Missus' dad is cooler than her

[worn quail]

Especially since all that will do is make them double down

[visual vortex]

Missus put your dad on

[hazy kestrel]

I wouldn’t

[timber elk]

Oh yeah? Name all 89 of your skeleton warriors

[jaunty path]

Racism is awesome I love formula one race cars

[worn quail]

Cause its disgusting you and that's funny to them

[hazy kestrel]

It’s like you call them a trophy

[dire kayak]

uhhhhh

[simple cliff]

The only thing your skin color effects is how much sunscreen you got to wear.

[hazy kestrel]

Something to put on a pedestal to show off to everyone

[jaunty path]

kind of objectifying no?

[gloomy tartan]

It is?

[simple cliff]

Ah yes, the proper racist.

[hazy kestrel]

It’s a yikes thing to say in my book

[visual vortex]

Or if you're better in mountainous areas

[gloomy tartan]

I feel like Johnny bravo rn

I thought it was a compliment

Am I the ignorant

Damn

[visual vortex]

Because Asians have mono-lids which are an adaptation to mountainous regions

[gloomy tartan]

I have some phone calls to make

[hazy kestrel]

At least you’re aware of your faults

You can improve

[dire kayak]

everyone is a mutant if you think about it
our arms are supposed to be legs

[jaunty path]

Not anymore since you know more

[visual vortex]

Since asia has a lot of mountains

[simple cliff]

You can get that trait without having to get lighter or darker skin. It's just rare since to this day most mountain regions are full of pale dudes.

[elder merlin]

[gloomy tartan]

When I call someone exotic

I mean they look different

Like

[visual vortex]

Yeah that's called moving somewhere

[gloomy tartan]

A shiny Pokémon

[jaunty path]

Frankly you shouldnt call anyone exotic because thats a word you use for like items or pets lmfao

[gloomy tartan]

Like they are memorable

And unique

[hazy kestrel]

Yeah that’s fucked up

[gloomy tartan]

What

[visual vortex]

I call my reflection exotic

[gloomy tartan]

Aw

[worn quail]

I only use exotic when I'm talking about perpetrator on bodycam footage, since one of the bingo slots is "exotic weapon"

[hazy kestrel]

Like saying you look nice to me based on superficial characteristics.

[worn quail]

So if someone whips out a european longsword

[gloomy tartan]

Man I’m not trying to be fucked up

[worn quail]

We can go "EXOTIC WEAPON!11';

[visual vortex]

Because i am a rare breed

Nobody is as dented as me

[gloomy tartan]

So no one is exotic then

[dire kayak]

i need my varnish for my grey knightsss

[gloomy tartan]

We’re all just basic

[worn quail]

im quixotic

[hazy kestrel]

No, we’re all just people

[worn quail]

[visual vortex]

You sure?

[hazy kestrel]

Yeah

I’m sure

[gloomy tartan]

If your from a another state I think that’s exotic and strange and new and Intruiging

[jaunty path]

im not a person

im better

[hazy kestrel]

Enough please

[gloomy tartan]

Person I’m sure your exotic

[hazy kestrel]

I’m not

[visual vortex]

Person

[jaunty path]

💀

[worn quail]

My brother in Christ you made the sandwich

[hazy kestrel]

I’m a nervous wreck around women

[gloomy tartan]

So

[visual vortex]

Dont worry

[worn quail]

Why would you post this L online

[gloomy tartan]

Who ain’t

[visual vortex]

Me too

[hazy kestrel]

Why not

I don’t know you at all

Who gives a fuck. I don’t

[worn quail]

You're right

[gloomy tartan]

It’s about how you outwardly portray you that matters

[worn quail]

You don't know any of us

[jaunty path]

women are just men in skirts so dont worry about it too much

thats how i see it

[modest flume]

Exotic butters

[hazy kestrel]

I just try to help where I can with philosophical advice and shit. That is my purpose

[gloomy tartan]

Men are just a skill tree women can spec into so your not wrong

[visual vortex]

I have accidentally have gained the attention of women by singing the stupid chud meme song

Im sure you're fine

[lilac crag]

why don't you all just take A Long Walk away from the screen for some time

[jaunty path]

no

[hazy kestrel]

No

[visual vortex]

No

[hazy kestrel]

Begone, with your sensible advice

[slow flume]

disposal unit lowkey overrated offworld auspex is the true best track in the game lowkey

[worn quail]

Sure, I could go for some coffee

[lilac crag]

I'll beat the brakes off of you 3

[dire kayak]

boo

[hazy kestrel]

I don’t have brakes

[visual vortex]

Me neither

[hazy kestrel]

My mind idles at 75

[visual vortex]

Im a bike

Wait

[lilac crag]

bike without brakes?

[tropic grove]

is it normal that in damnation diff quick play i get like at best 150 diamantine

[hazy kestrel]

In real life, I mean

[visual vortex]

Yeah

[jaunty path]

whats ur favorite weapons in DT

[visual vortex]

The big wheeled one

[marsh iris]

bla bla bla yap yap yap, SHUT UP!

[visual vortex]

I think that one had no brakes

[lilac crag]

relic blade and nothing else

[jaunty path]

probably

[slow flume]

combat knife and revolver

[hazy kestrel]

Thunderhammer, next question

[slow flume]

yeehaw as they say

[jaunty path]

other than that

[hazy kestrel]

Nothing

There is nothing else

[dire kayak]

eviscerator

[tropic grove]

i have been fooled then cuz i read ppl that said they get like 600

[slow flume]

i actually like the spearhead nolter more than the pistol osrry guys

[jaunty path]

what other weapon have you had fun with

[hazy kestrel]

Magdump Bolter

[visual vortex]

I get over 1k

[hazy kestrel]

Next question

[jaunty path]

melee

[visual vortex]

Dude you gotta loom around more

[hazy kestrel]

Nothing

Knife, technically

[gloomy tartan]

Chainsword

[slow flume]

anyway best track in game is offworld auspex goodbye

[jaunty path]

whats ur main difficulty personman

[hazy kestrel]

Because I’m forced to use it atm

Auric

[tropic grove]

i literally do bruh idk what more i should do 😭

[jaunty path]

oh yeah rite u still grind expeditions...

[visual vortex]

If you backtrack to the start of the mission the diamantine respawns

[hazy kestrel]

You’ve played with me before

[hazy kestrel]

I grind them on malice like a sane person

[lilac crag]

they're not even wrong about this

[jaunty path]

Yea a few times but dont you play heresy to smite bosses

[marsh iris]

bolter bash goes KONK!

[hazy kestrel]

I’m not gonna torture myself any more than I have to with this grind

[hazy kestrel]

Auric

Maelstrom

[jaunty path]

no sane person plays expeditions in the first place

[tropic grove]

the grind...

[hallow sundial]

duelling sword bc why tf not ヾ(•ω•`)o

[hazy kestrel]

You know this already Missus

[hallow sundial]

and recon lasgun too

[jaunty path]

You're going to be on this until the end of the month

[tropic grove]

i played once succesfully in heresy diff and it wasn't worth it tbh

[hazy kestrel]

Yeah, and?

[delicate vapor]

[hazy kestrel]

I don’t care

[slow flume]

me an the lads queuing another 5 servo skull missions to listen to that funky beat

[visual vortex]

On what?

[hazy kestrel]

It’s my life and I can waste my time the way I want to.

[jaunty path]

I genuinely hope FS doesn't do another penance like this bruh 😭

[mystic fossil]

"my fav weapon is smite and flame staff i also enjoy plasma gun and power sword 🤖"

[hazy kestrel]

Best get grinding

For the salvage

[visual vortex]

I like the plasma and chainsword

I like plasma cuz of the VHROOM sound it makes

[dire kayak]

for the 6th!!!!!

[slow flume]

my favourite gun is the hipfire revolver cause i feel like clint eastwood

[jaunty path]

when im ruler of the world my first order of business is to remove expeditions and thunder hammer from darktide

[hazy valley]

Helbore Mk V, Exterminator's Shotgun Mk III, Crowbar and Eviscerator Chainsword Mk XV

[modest flume]

Offworld Auspex is nice; A lot of underrated tracks in the OST IMO. Moebian Sixth, Entering the Hive City, Dropship to Hive Tertium, the Throneside themes, that one song when you have to take the special ammo from the trains in Chasm Terminus, and hell, even Data Interference

[visual vortex]

nd chainsword cuz of the VGRRRRR sound

[hazy kestrel]

For the 5 penance points

[slow flume]

i fucking love burgle theme too

[visual vortex]

I like the deadside theme

[hazy kestrel]

You might as well kick me down the stairs

Without my thammer, I am nothing.

[jaunty path]

YOU WILLPLAY WITH CRUSHER AND BE HAPPY.

[visual vortex]

Even though it isnt mysic heavy

[delicate vapor]

hmm what trouble can I stir up on a sunday afternoon....

[modest flume]

Which one? It just uses whatever map's boss theme

[hazy kestrel]

Fuck no

Ew

[slow flume]

nightsider i think

[modest flume]

Carnival music is nice

[tropic grove]

the one with the battle sisters dancing u mean

[slow flume]

nightsider will always be the ouh fuck its a birgle track to me

[visual vortex]

When the slug moves it fits the beat

[modest flume]

I love the Chasm Terminus songs, they have so much suspense

[slow flume]

cause one time i had two burgles spawn during a horde on auric and it wiped us to that beat

[visual vortex]

Arbites theme

[modest flume]

Also that one section from Prison Break they used for the Waking Giants trailer

[slow flume]

although on the topic of 40k music the best track in any 40k game is voice of the empyrean which is in the astropathic chapel in rogue trader, a location you visist three times

[modest flume]

Chanting with the organ

[visual vortex]

I like the

I forgot the name