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1 had good stories and villains
But i paid more attention when the dlc elizabeth was on screen
sofia lamb and andrew ryan are probably some of the best written characters in all video gaming
Because i hate elizabeth
Would you prefer a update where dlc Elizabeth is how she looks the entire gsme?
Yeah
FUCKING DO IT
i was playing the remastered version and it was kinda scuffed
DO IT
FINISH BIOSHOCK TWO
just do it in little bites
i mean i played it before, like back when it came out lol
remastered isnt scuffed, it's just a texture polishing of the original
Like a petite bird
and save
FINISH IT
we actually had it on xbox
LIKE A PETITE BIRD MALLOW
Be wary that it does crash sometimes
PECK AT IT LIKE BREAD
idk i got weird texture glitches
YEAH save a lot
So just save when you feel like it
Any bio shock games
also they removed mutliplayer.... cringe.....
Save a lot
if u could be anything in 40k what would u be
dead
Dead
Your mom
gay
So dead
Then I could name you piss goblin legally
Duh
I’d want to be one of those guys who’s in a mech
I like when children names are based off of a mix of their parents names
Shit ass
Ass shit
I wish I knew a girl named turok
Turok was pretty cool
Dinosaur
Galaxy time and space
He fought a terminator once bro
He defeated it lmao
It was all buff and a warlord
Was that ever in doubt?
i think lamb is kinda a misconstruited version of marx prevalent in the 20s' western mccarthy-era vision of "communism" in the USSR, i still think she's a very good critique of stalinist ideology and KGB washing tho
Or shao khan
I liked foghtinf dinosaurs in turok one
i like lamb idk why more people didnt like bioshock two
I bet jfk would be super into yuri
No
I eat da lambs.
JFK would actually be a bisexual radtwink
because gamers are freaks
Dinosaurs with lasers and flame throws and missile launchers attached to them was allways cool of turok games
Meh they can be annoying but w/e
JFK if he was still alive would be a 'HOLY FUCK, HOW ARE YOU STILL ALIVE!?'
They hurt more than before I swear
They bust harder
I played dustborne guys
I remember that. It was great to have the circle throwing weapon that returned to u
bioshock infinite fans be like "wuh?? narrative, story, gameplay?? no i was too busy looking at elizabeth's tits in the DLC sorry"
Jfk would actually establish a new law unit called Justice
I enjoyed the spike nade from turok
tbf that game was lacking in two of the three of those
And they would be incredibly respectful and good robots
narrative, story, gameplay, or tits?
i wasn't counting tits because that's a given
what
But in Turok u could play Xena Warrior Dinosaur Slayer
Mfs are allergic to making characters hot nowadays
i like bioshock one's narrative and storytelling
i miss quark
Personally back then I loved me some Final Fantasy 7/8 and Parasite Eve/Dino Crisis
I had a turok gsme in GameCube
meow,,,,,
We need more characters like Sai from dustborne
The fat girl with pig tails and a nose ring with vitiligo
And the lemur hopped away from everyonec
If you grabbed the lemur it sat in your head
So you killed eachother to grab the lemur
It was peak gsme mode
Also you could play as different characters
Lizard men
FF7 and 8 were the shit in terms of 'modern' JRPGs back then
Sai from dustborne
But Skies of Arcadia was next level on the Dreamcast
No Sometimes I push them and they dont fucking detonate like wtf
I think the booty creek cheek freak is one of the best modern horror creations
Skill issue 😉
I want you to know
Pax from dustborne's full name is
Penny Arcade Expo
I wonder why this game failed
Do you think Nixon would be into holographic women ?
Dustborne had 17 players
Like hatsune miku
IDK is Dustborn still going? Cuz Stormgate is looking at studio closure now. As a multiplayer RTS game...
Is hatsune miku in the 40k universe
Dustborne is still purchasable but it was funded by the european union
That's eight
I mean they had a whole AI war in 40k
YOUR tax dollars contributed to the release of dustborne
Didn’t they?
I always found it funny how the 'good guys' of dustborne use manipulative tactics on each other
going to REVIEWBOMB ts game for igniting my social chauvinism
And then the 'bad guys' of dustborne go
(i have never heard of this game ever)
"Hello, sorry about this. This is basic protocol and will only take a few."
arent the bad guys fascists
Real men play Crimson Desert, get progress locked by dumb bugs at 200 hours and then quit because ur not doing that shit again.
They're literally the only nice people in the game
I would rather live with the dustborne villains over the 'good guys'
Btw the police of dustborne say something along the lines of
"That's an interesting song, but that would be considered offensive. People here dont like their politics put in their media."
Sounds like a nice place to live
Id move there
I swear that gif of Doakes is me every time a magic random af poxwalker is somehow behind me and manages to do enough chip damage to just fucking down me on the spot.
I swear they're spawning behind me or becoming silent but I can't prove it.
But without politics in media we wouldn't have a massive amount of good media.
Battlestar galactica? Nope. Gone.
Nah dude dustborne media sucks ass
i think ur either a chud or ur missing the entire point el oh el
Guys, it wasn't fucking poltics. It was just bad writing.
The song stunk
and there was also politics
Idk even know what was happening in the game
Spooky scary skeleton
source: came to me in a dream
It was so exhausting
"Hurr! HURR! GO WOKE GO BROKE!"
Guys, it's just shitty writing. I could say the same thing about some of other end of the spectrum where they try so hard to appeal to the tough guys their character ends up being 2-dimensional.
Dustborne has the worst writing
Yes, it's shit.
It's so exhausting
But not because of poltics. Just because it's shit.
Worse than Dragon's Dogma 2?
Im more saying that because they made the good guys sound bad
And the bad guys sound good
Oh wait, is Dustborn that game that anti woke people use as a prime example of “go woke go broke” despite “woke” games still being very successful 
That's a matter of perspective, really. One man's revolutionary is another man's terrorist.
Ask the Irish xD
Also there's like a 5 to ten minute conversation in dustborne about graham cracksrs
All of the characters were born in america
It's like when everyone was freaking out about Rey during the third Star Wars triology was coming out. It had nothing to do with her being a woman at all, it was never brought up. The writing was just bad, if you had put Finn in her place it would still be bad.
let me carry your cross for ireland lord
Rey was bad because she got everything other jedis got with bo effort
guys i am kinda stupid, how do you heal with the hive scum?
k i l l
Yes. Nothing to do with her being a woman. If she was a random dude it'd still be bad.
what?
Stimm supply
I guess
That is a extremely common trope in bad writing btw.
wdym like actual healing just use the medicae station
Most new star wars is really bad. Like prequel bad but with pretty SFX. Except Andor. Andor was amazing.
or do you mean toughness
People will still call you sexist for hating a poorly written character
Heal? Like with the healing stims? You don’t 
godddd space marine 2's writing is so fucking ass
or do you mean picking up a med stimm (you can't pick them up if you use the cartel special)
these characters are so one-dimensional and their voice acting is so bland
yeah wounds, you can't heal those with the temu stims you get
Yeah yeah sure chud
People say a lot of dumb shit on the internet, means nothing
medicae station or ask someone to stimm you
If u put nothing in ur stim lab then u can use stims from the floor
Prequels at least had good world building. Sequels made the world shittier 
Ashoka looks to be going in a good direction too but it's a little hoakey.
I say a lot of dumb shit on the internet
People believe me
yeah the leaked avatar movie was very mid
I got called a woke af liberal for saying race is man-made. Means nothing.
Because dumb bitches keep making complaints about politics and wokeness instead of “wow this writing is just ass”
My least favorite character written is Sai from dustborne
Yeah, if you say Rey is bad cause she's woke. I am assuming you're sexist becuase... nothing about her is woke. She's just a normal badly written character.
I will never get over that game
The sequels are just the worst disjointed nonsense. It's Temu Dark Empire
IF the character wouldn't magically become better with a gender change then stfu about woke.
Dustborne destroyed my mental health
What do yall think of dishonored
Ashoka at least looks like it's building into Abeloth
All i think about is sai's fatass talking about graham crackers
Im never escaping this hell
Also if anyone dares to claim 'they only made her like cause she was a women tho' then you better have some creditable sources which isn't shit like like Jake said said offhandedly and happened to get overheard.
And frankly, for all it's flaws. The Acolyte needed a 2nd season.
Dustborne needs a sequel
I STILL have no idea what the fuck u guys are talking about
They'll get their footing the next time
Star Wars
Yeah yeah sure chud
evil dustborne curse
Shitty movies/games and bad writing in general.
It's rampant
I am ranting how the new trend that if a bad character is a woman or certain race. They call it 'woke' instead of just bad writing.
Every example they bring up, you could gender swap or race change or whatever and the character is still bad.
Except for a few outliers.
I cant believe someone thought dustborne was good
Bro is gonna make some random ass indie game his whole personality
Darktide being woke or something
I just cant get over it
I really cant
the game is like the ring except instead of haunting u with the ghost of a dead girl it makes u a evil chud that drinks shitty coffee and gets scared of sidewalks
Redfall had writing?
I think
TRUTHNUKE
that persian cadian lady in space marine 2 is cool
i like her she just has vibes
I don’t see why? There are dogshit writers who write things you may end up seeing. That’s all there is to it 
I dont know why
is it possible to get max power gear for rewards?
But these games haunt me
i hurt my stupid finger at work earlier today and im so full of hatred and rage
It’s like if I complained about someone because they said something dumb once and couldn’t let it go 
People forget that Hollywood is just a fuck-ton of nepo babies. That applies to the writer's to.
good question! unsure. that's never happened to me
im new lol i wasnt sure if theyre was a cap and yyou have to level it up to 500 yourself
level up your gear yourself
i've never gotten max power gear from emperor's gifts
ahhh thank you
I cant even tell you
Did you know redfall actually has a second island?
have you ever gotten legendarys?
Ive never seen it before
there are no legendaries in this game
Yea you pretty much always end up having to level gear up yourself because if you want the best rolls you tend to have to just buy weak ones at the shop until they roll the stats you want
gold level whatever it is
Everyone quits redfall before they reach the 2nd island
yeah
99% of gamblers quit before they hit it big
those are just the highest quality weapons, not very hard to make those
wait you can make those?
99% of gamers quit redfall before they reach the second island
Gold not exotic. All percentages on bonuses are always the max percentage if the gear is gold
Yea, once you unlock the Techpriest bro across from the shop
Not make more like upgrade one to
So do you think the tech class will be tech adept or Skitari?
Skitasi
you can buy gold weapons from that one guy to cant you?
i hope they announce the servers going down when the class announcement comes
You have to do weekly stuff for him and the shop is randomized, but yeah
But it's better imo to get a weapon from brunt with a dumpstat of 60% in mobility
I think my combat shotgun on my vet has two 70s and three 80s
Csnt remember
people are mad that people are mad about hollywood or something
Implying a dlc class would get more than 1 page therefore skit
I just hope they have an infinite shooty option that goes brrrrt 🙏
what if rey from star trek had infinite ammo...
Listen buddy they'll have a stance
And a keystone with stacks
and she was like 'wow did that just happen!'
Don’t forget tankier then Ogryn
And completely overshadows ogryn even more
You're talking about darktide in the darktide server?
Good I say!
this is madness
I mean I think it's admech
bit rude
sorry
if they ever give a rock throwable to another class itll really be over
The 10ft tall behemoths capable of manhandling terminator armor cannot handle an emancipated dog or a trapper net smaller than its torso
🧠
I mean, that's for gameplay reasons
"Hey we're one week from release date and we need a more unique class"
"Dont worry just make veteran bigger, slower, and deal less damage"
Yeah abby WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?!?!!?!!?
also
I finally beat my first solo mission boss
Good.
It really was not that hard
Meanwhile the Arbites being able to free himself from all doggos
the moment I activated sciers gaze it died lmfao
And crowd control better than ogryn
And hive scum deals more damage than ogryn per second
And have an ogryn frag grenade x3
Plus an instant buff button
Way faster too
The best part about playing ogryn is the part you realize you can play another class to do what he does but better
Ogryn players got this fate because they asked for a new weapon every update because theyre big and greedy
i watched jo's new darktide lore video and ive never heard her so pissed off about expeditions
What did she say?
All ogryn weapons suck beyond a few and the few that are good are mediocre
Is there a place to report bugs. This medicare station bug at the deadsider sancuary is killing me.
If you and another player press the button at the same time there is a chance it cancels your medicare but still charges you 25.
Heavy stubber = plasma gun
Twin lined = recon
she was really pissed off that expeditions didnt add any lore and stuff
Ripper = 17 shot combat shotgun
It feels like a missed opportunity to learn about Swagger
or the cult
or anything really
i thought this said reaper for a sec
The thing about swagger is.....you dont learn about him
you just get more questions
Swagger and Brunt really just be chilling in the middle east for plot advancement
I guess so
He's the newest class
but I don't feel like there were very many new questions
Swagger class
psa: if a hive scum is standing next to a med stimm and is giving you the 🥺 look, that means they want you to pick it up and use it on them because they can't do it themselves
Probably a highborne noble that was with the 6th and got disfigured from a tour
Here's a question, WHY IS HE TRYING TO STEAL HADRON FROM ME?
Sucks to suck
I think those are the two options
Noble or interrogator
We know there's at least one other one from the...
Darktide board game
Interogator like Rannick?
Yea
Or was on nox alpha and got disfigured to the point of wearing a mask
i thought Rannick was the only interogator atm
i had someone do that to me once while i played scum and it was the happiest ive ever felt playing this game
As if anyone plays the board game
No reason to
is there a good way to get a decent amount of diamantine? im always good on dockets and plasteel but diamantine feels hard to get
Quick play
Interrogator Inigo
ive done quick plays but i only get like about 150 diamante on heresy diff
Play the game
Auric
there's really no cheat
Doesnt have to be the hardest diff as well
healstimm the martyr zealot? dont mind if i do 💉💨
no everybody hates confucius
It happens all the time for me
oh
why would u think I like confucius bruh
People love to inject me with stimms without my conset
I knew you'd have a strong opinion somehow
do u even know me
Probably not
what?
And I love it too 
do u even analyze the shit i say
lucky,,,,
No
why would u think i like confucius
It's usually
Tbh
Politics and chud
It's probably more a havoc thing.
Do you like anyone?
Where people are more aware to do that.
Pretty much, its v lame
Yeah
Well, I just got teleported to a cliff for some reason.
Sometimes someone will just randomly hit me with a red stimm while fighting a boss
Can you tell me?
I dodged sideways, then it teleport me to the OTHER SIDE of the cliff and made me dangle off it. WTF.
no
What is your opinions on those who divide from the squad
They die they die
execution
why
Good idea within reason. Bad idea if they're just being a moron.
Do you like Marx?
am i one of them? 
yes goober u are one of them
YAY
Especial given it's painfully shallow, most of the time
ANYWAY
Agreed
I made lamb
Words for words
but that would mean I DO know them
I know that no one likes me 
Two more days
mwahahaha
Hi jakka
Helooo
Lamb was nice
Shorkman
Sut mae, shark
Do you like Marx in a freaky way?
wuh
I don't care what language you speak, I am not paying my taxes
How goes it, Siarc?
marx is a dirty fascist 😒
Tax evasion is going well
Probably in a lame idealized way
That is nice
Also planning to have someone draw my barbarian boi
If the rich don't need to pay taxes, why should we
barbarian u say?
I do
Nah, that's lame

Oh yeah? 
Sadly they did not respond
looks to marx's suspicously "On The Jewish Question" shaped throat
Dnd was nice
Appearantly threatening someone is "not cool"
still prefer COC
...what
Of course you would with that dragon 
I joke of course
A slight jest
wot?
A mere tomfoolery
Do you like Kant?
I dont understand
You said you like coc
call of cthulhu
You're just missing the k
I dont get it
-# cock
Please stop asking questions
Deez nutz
Why?
Your dragon likes the human variant
I wonder how dragons taste now
Great. You made me hungry
please stop ruining y ddraig goch with your pervy ways
I blame you, German man
spicy chicken
Wot?
My bad, I mean Bohemian
Wot?
Whale
Wot?
I hate you unspecificed ethicity
I'm going to eat a whale
Wot?
Yo
Aw
Kriegs? yes, hate em
no not really
Time to Cadia myself
he is conditioned idealism on good will
?
Do you like his ethics?
(idk anything about idealism)
Kant is not a noddist philosopher
Her takes are usually painfully shallow
Kant is still not a Noddist philosopher 
The categorical imperitum can suck it
Kant's ethics are great (barring his views on ethnicity, homosexuality, war, probably other stuff I can't think of)
I'm personally a fan of carl jung
Oh, that explans it
a bit, because i dont usually personalize my ideals on "muh ultimate moral authority!!" or bullshit like the categorical imperitum but i do agree that humanity should be our end goal and i think we should be good to one each other to the best of our ability
I've heard the neo-Kantians are popular
like Korsgaard or however you spell her name
but kant's ideal of moralism, especially in the context of 19th century europe is virtually just "liberalistic" bourgeosie idealism of conventional, abstract morality via laws and codes
Had to read about freud over and over again, but more time should be given to Jung.
Yay! More people to hate
I think littering is bad
That’s my philosophy
The punisher shot at people who were littering once
idk about you, but MAYBE basic human rights, treatments, and moral imperatives should be... idk, common sense??
Yeah true
But then how will I get rich?
Encouraging it doesn’t hurt tho
You like Mill?
Because you get encouraged to be a piece of shit more
Meek mill?
JS Mill
Ok, what's everyone's least favourite school of philosophy?
Sire Mill?
uhhh
SirI Melk?
emancipation of women is cool
Karking little fragger ain't he?
How do I unfriend? (joke)
He do be melking it
Existentialism becomes irrevlant the moment you understand the universal meaning belongs to the individual
i will say this about kant actually
Empathy is a hell of a thing
I'm wondering how this server can go from "I crave to smash the servator" to attempting to understand the greater questions of life
are resources across the board for charactewrs or they specific to each one?
Only Nietzsche was correct and everyone read him wrong
shared
Ew
Actually ew
Overrated Nietzsche
He would shoot you for saying this
happens all the time 
thank you
And I would kill him in return. Therefore it works
Don't tell most existenalists that
i like hegel
That's what existentialism is
i also like socrates
Overrated nonesense
liberalism for people who think they are smart
'There is no objective meaning, but you can create your own meaning'
Depends on the existentialists
What's your take on it then?
I have created my own philosophy I will call it......Quixanism It essentially is like whenever I am right I am right and whatever somebody is wrong they are wrong ie: anybody who disagrees with me
Diogenes wishes he was me
I have never said any of the sorts and any of those who say otherwise can speak to my lawyer
YOOOO
let us be dumb together
not telling u
My philosophy, as I will call it.....HATING THE KRIEG
Basically from SA to the mysteries of life
I JUST HATE EM
Why not?
Do you ever do anything else
You'd probably hire a Servitor to represent you and he would get you life over a parking ticket
THINK ABOUT HATING THE KRIEG, DREAM ABOUT HATING THE KRIEG
My Lawyer servitor is very good at his job
oouuggghhhh
I think bro does not like Krieg
I krieg all over the place when you speak

blame the krieg for all of your issues
Are you like a naturalist then, if that's the right word?
What gave it away ; \
Personally, I blame Bretonnia
no
i am not This Box or That Box
THEY CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT
Krieg caused Mudgate
No
Well, what are you?
the hell is mudgate
It's where Tyrion almost died
Yeah, that;s my question
why do u want to know sooo bad
True
studying philosophy and economic modes is so boring
He's a tithe-rat. It's all they want to do
something something insult towards abby
I'm just curious what you specifically are
I was actually worried someone wouldn't get it lol
Never go mudgate to front gate
im gonna cry
u have to figure it out
Same dude
Space Shorts
I heard if you never get laid up to your 30th birthday you become a wizard
Can anyone confirm?
Front path to dirt track. Always.
Any wizards in chat?
What if I want to know now?
That's false. Don't believe the propaganda from the proletariat
Me when I ask a girk what she wants to eat
is Painted just trying to analyze abby rn 
Philosophy is honestly overrated, cut through the sophistry and academicism, most of it is either finely worded common sense or personal musings worth little
You asked fifty
don't look into that
I counted
philosophy is only overrated if you're looking at the boring philosophers imo
mmmmmmm
Hey guys
maybe
If we were all chimps
that was more than one yeah 
Literally fifty questions. You stupid Tithe-rat
Hear me out
I'd be the biggest
And you'll make me drugs
How else will I make my drugs?
well i dont care!!!!!
You just clean a different chimp
im too dumb to be into philosophy
u have to figure it out
meow mrrrp mew
actually u figured it out a long time ago
The forbidden knowledge
She doesn't even know
but im not going to affirm u
But I wanna be a shark
then be a shark
I want to eat Cthulhu
I feel bad for sharks
I want to eat people
i shork, therefor I shork it
They can’t have baby’s without the male biting the shit out of the female
Did I?
Sharks suffer lol
yes u did
Sometimes I stalk people while loudly humming the Jaws theme
I don't remember calling you anything really
The older female sharks are riddled with bites from make sharks that clapped there shark fins
I'll tell you what I am @south valve, dont worry
A WELSHIE
Interesting interesting
He's welsh?!
and this is in the context of ethics?
How did you not know this?
has the welsh flag as his pfp
🏴
Don't say what as if theres nothing wrong
What's wrong?
TROGDOR WELSH FLAG
Why you became a neko motherfucker
What's the gay dragon on the flag?
Why do they get a cool dragon

Meow :3
dwagon born
Wait you have cat ears
TTTTTTTTTRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOGGGGGGGDDDDDDDOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRR
Hehehe Tithe-cat
YOU DAMN KHAJIT
You leave him OUT OF THIS!!
I wasn’t focusing on their ears
I’m not actively checking ears lol
I’m imperial but I’m not a stormcloak
He looks at my eyes like a real gentleman
Eye
A visor is a single eye
nah you don't need to be smart™ to be into philo
You just need understand the fact or opinion
Philosophy talks without Personman?!
Then have a fact or opinion of your own
Philosophy is just reading a bunch of ideas of some dood that were popular enough to be recorded up to modern times
Its overrated anyway
"We got a minute left, lets extract."
"Dude, stfu. It's malice."
The amount of times these words have been repeated before a wipe at extract is amazing. Like people don't realize that if enough time passes any poxwalker can just poke you slightly and you die instantly.
Get out of my house
Like you can have philosophical conversations just drunk playing burnout 2 or something
TRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOGGGGGGGDDDDDDDDOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRR
anyway philosophy is interesting but you gotta look into the right place
Aristotle and Socrates is overrated obvs because it's been done to death
I am missing both eyes. Don't argue
Government can’t stop you from philosophizing
Never had anyone argue against extracting when 1-4 minutes left
looking into like the philosophy of ethics and stuff though is actually interesting
You lucky bastard... GIVE ME YOUR TEAMMATES!
When are we getting government assigned cat girls?

No
My randoms are mine only
Damn, people can't really handle dog hordes huh
You can’t stop the felinids 
It's easy
Just don't stop shooting
Felinid guard regiment would be so good
Government assigned stepdad
Yes I can, they dont get proper nutrition
Very easy to stop
if we ever got more lore about felinids
Nuh uh
YOU CANT EXIST ON MONSTER ZERO ULTRA
THEIR BONES ARE GLASS
The new lore is they went extinct
Like the dodo
My brethren will rule this city.
We will if GW ever finds out how much money they’d make off hot cat girls wearing guard uniforms
arent felinids.. ugly as hell tho? 
I mean, they still have the krieg, so GW arent smart
people just make them look nice in fanart
Random but I just wait for the Skitarri class to release and everyone name their characters "HadronsLover"
As if any 40k lore is set in stone
How could you say something so decisive yet so brave
Godbless you
i mean, just for the gigs they could make ton of money if the just decided to add felinids girls to darktide idk
Release the felinids GW 🙏
I hope they go extinct
Nah, they actually make the female characters proportional
I hope the krieg go extinct
all am saying is theyre not really the type of cat girls you think would look like 
theyre muties to an extent
I don't even think Felinids are canon
They’re a shrimp?
You can have hot proportional female models tbf just ignore the chuds screaming “woke” in the corner
so imagine this: a gacha game, anime style of wh40k where u collect girls going from sororitas to felinid girls guardsmen, if u think about it GW could make ton of money of that
It’s a old term lol
felinids are supposed to be ugly (basically those scruffled cat people from that taylor swift play) but everyone wants them to be super sexy anime kawaii humans with cat ears and tails
Technically canon until officially stated otherwise I imagine 
Next step for Fatshark when they go bankrupt
No no. Let him cook
Make mobile games
Shrimp is like someone where the face is the problem lmao
I’m still waiting for the Chinese anime gacha waifu Helldivers 2 clone ngl
Because you take the head off shrimp then it’s all good lol
but instead of that i want darktide like idk, add catachan stuff to the game, i wanna look like sly marbo
No ads!
Totally free!
Very fun!
It's a online casino
Pretty much
catachans living in a death world where a scratch from a plant kills you
walks around half naked
Like why can’t we arm wrestle
Because Masozi will just cheat again
Or do rock paper scissors
What do you think buying melk trinkets is
it is said that sly marbo threw a grenade at 5 orks, it killed them all, and then the grenade exploded
Fatshark proceeds to spend 1 year meticulously crafting a card game that is somehow unfun with a major penance grind locked behind it and no other rewards
Imagine trying to take money from prisoners, traumatized soldiers, abhumans, street cops and druggies with a slotting machine
Nah I get you tho. We need a sector just to get more interactions
chuck norris ahh moment
No like we gamble togetehr
wassat
Like stuff to do with pals
Would
Matchmaking gambling
Meeting Felinids, c'mon now gotta step your game up
Very much would
Who wins big first wins the double
do we have a ripper gun like marbo usualy welds?
Also I wanna rank peoples outfits
Like you can give someone a score
And we get drip scores
Separate from skill
Means nothing for skills
Toxic people just going around and giving everyone a 0 rating
What if it’s just a thumbs up
should send to @graceful hamlet not me 
They will always be hot uwu anime catgirls to me 
I am giving thumbs down for every smyker

Pyskers with smite I chill
I’m not crazy!
Lucia the ancient one
I was crazy once
No. You're Lucia.
having religious visions and being invincible does not make me crazy
i was crazy once
🙇♂️
only if you don’t mind me calling you a fat rat
Do you think Sisters of Battle get a single dime?
I am not fat
And it isn't a fact
what’s a dime?
So this joke sucks
Do any of us get paid ?
Money
I don’t get paid
A frat
i got a job
The hell is that reaction goober
I ment in universe lol
We’re all fat neckbeards until proven otherwise tbf
She doesn't get paid in both
I don’t get paid to be a Sister of Battle, I do it as a lifestyle.
In universe neck bears ?
I thought we didn’t get paid we just looted the battlefield ?
what’s the opposite of a neck beard?
A roughneck?
cool bug facts! killing people is always a reliable form of money making!
a smooth neck?
Smooth Chin
Ingrown Neck beard?
A Bald Back
Yikes.
hairless back ppl
so the cure to reverse neckbeardedness is for them to join the Marines?
I now want a Horse Skull so I can jam it into my FAAAACE
Or oilrigging, yeah pretty much
the hair twirling in your flesh
you feel the need to scratch it
depends on the war
Let’s say all of wars
oh
Generally speaking
Horses
Horses
Hor
Not like they were shooting birds back then a lot
Guns make it a lot easier
Vs bows
all wars ever id say birds
Horses. They was just minding their own businesses before they became GLUE
Eat Pig
And sausage
become strong
But now I want a horse skull
mmm pork
A lot or war was dudes on horses
i ate a horse
It wouldn't fit you
Hey would you rather be a horse or a bird
Bird
I am bigger than you think
a birb
Hey. That's my horse!
so I can hit someones window and die like a horror movie niche
Bird
omnnomnom
Horses can kick people
Annoy old people
Can I have the SKULL?!?
No because it's MY HORSE
You never heard of that one bird that kicks snakes to death?
Unbelievable
Harry Potter said that’s my patronus
Secretary bird
They serve cunt
The eyelashes
But I want it to replace my own skull
I am sorry for your horse
what’s the worst bird to be?
I s2g someone better know the reference
shork with a skull face? 🤔
Not really actually
A horse took out Superman
He tasted good
a fkin pigeon
The kiwi has a egg nearly as big as itself it has to lay
I want to jam it into my FAAACE
You forget I'm an Underhive fan
They kiwi bird has to stretch its ribs to give birth because the egg is so big
That poor fuckint bird lol
It’s eggs are nearly as big as its entire body
the miracle of life
That’s like giving birth to someone the size of you
Me after taco bell
Returning after maybe 3-4 months what'd I miss
death^
They have x rays of how the kiwi looks
The egg inside it
How the ribs are stretched tf out
That's a fetish
Al the organs get rearranged
Fs cooks the worst mode imaginable, asked to leave the function
Eyo? Rat?!
It’s insane they Cary the egg
What

