general-chat

[timber elk]

It FFFFFFFFFFUCKS

I also love the sound the parry makes

[south valve]

💥

[timber elk]

If I was on PC

I would definitely put that parry sound in space marine 2

[south valve]

Sekiro parry sound is my favourite ever

[somber stream]

Oh yeah that’s likely the case

[timber elk]

They both scratch that “itch”

It’s like the melee combat in space marine 1

[south valve]

Yeah

[somber stream]

Don’t bother buying anything till you reach 30 with the class

[timber elk]

Oh!

Speaking of dark ages

I bought a boomer shooter called wizordum

It’s absolutely fun

You get to throw fireballs. Shoot ice shards and make goblins, skeletons and demons explode.

And you can cast a huge fucking fireball that’s like a rocket launcher

Also you can bonk things with a mace

[south valve]

Very peak 🔥

[timber elk]

All the while your collecting gold and treasure

And killing gobos and skeletons

And dark wizards

[little marten]

BUY ALL CLASSES

BUY ALL COSMETICS

BUY DELUXE EDITION

[south valve]

Pulls off your scooby doo villain mask

Fatshark ceo, it was you the whole time?

[little marten]

IF YOU DONT BUY STUFF WE CANT AFFORD DEV TIME TO IMPLEMENT A SCOREBOARD

[lilac crag]

kill damage counter better

[delicate vapor]

Freezing thy butt off

Must shower soon

[marsh iris]

fatshark server speeds and stability indicates the cashflow of commodore

BUY MOAR NOW

[delicate vapor]

Keep seeing that as fartshark

[shell creek]

Best perks and blessings for the twin heavy stubber?

[jaunty path]

Fatshark really, truly needs to add solo mode ngl

playing solo mode is really fun

its rlly unfortunate console players cant enjoy this

[south valve]

They should have made that their name for April fools

[south valve]

Would hounds and stuff just end your run?

[jaunty path]

straight up they do

all the time

thats why you kill em

push em back

pop their skulls

[south valve]

I tried true solo in vermintide and could only do that on champion

[jaunty path]

Ive been playing consignment yard auric high intensity

barely getting past the first part lmfao

I should ban daemonhosts from spawning

[delicate vapor]

[jaunty path]

theyre just inconvenient

esp when I'm trying to learn how to kite better

[south valve]

How do you deal with the stuff where you’re on the auspex and your team would usually have to cover you?

[jaunty path]

Theres auspex solver that I already use

And theres periods where spawning stops sometimes.

You can use invis for when that happens

[south valve]

Ohhh okay

[jaunty path]

but I'm playing melee psyker

so....

lmao

You can also just choose a mission without that stuff.

[delicate vapor]

Hmm

[jaunty path]

dogs n trappers are run killers of course

but

without ideal weapons like great force sword

bulwarks are really, really a pain in the ass.

[south valve]

If they made a solo mods they could make it so that you could resist dogs and nets with wounds

[jaunty path]

worse than trappers

[jaunty path]

You can ban them

Like

[south valve]

Oh god, I can imagine

[jaunty path]

ban them from spawning

[south valve]

Oh I see

[jaunty path]

but im not doin that rn

DH's tho? I'm def doing that later

I NEED the path

Dude

I wish we got solo mode

instead of expeditions

Idk why they did this

[south valve]

Expeditions is cool but that game mode wasn’t in demand at all

There was so much other stuff that was in demand though

[lilac crag]

i think they just need to make tech remnant a convertable currency

[jaunty path]

I wonder what mode people kept asking for literal years

[lilac crag]

transform it into plasteel and diamantine at the end of a game

cus

otherwise

eh

[jaunty path]

[south valve]

Yeah, that would be good

[jaunty path]

havoc already made diamantine and plasteel worthless lmao

[south valve]

Idk, maybe the whole progression system is just flawed in general

[jaunty path]

expeditions couldnt have like

been in blue print for every long

right?

[south valve]

Probably not?

[delicate vapor]

O deer

[lilac crag]

what if i dont wanna do that tho

like rn

starting brand new account cus am on pc

and i HAVE to do weekly havoc cus otherwise i have to farm slop missions thats too slow in comparison

[south valve]

Yummy diamantine 🤤

[delicate vapor]

Yummy diamond

[true minnow]

Sounds like the community wants another winds of magic type update

[somber stream]

Smelldivers

[south valve]

Psykers fighting aliens

Quelldivers

[muted warren]

yall should i devovle into a pillbug again

[amber delta]

Middivers

Space Midrine 2

[twin flower]

Midtide

[lilac crag]

havoc 30 done

[muted warren]

guys should i devolve int oa pillbug again

[amber delta]

Pillbug

[muted warren]

one second

[timber elk]

a hole suddenly appears from the floor and the lamb suddenly appears wearing a miners helmet hi everyone :>

[wintry steeple]

any nitra down there

[muted warren]

ykw im gonna give it a sec before i devolve

[amber delta]

You cannot say "suddenly appears" twice in a single sentence

[amber delta]

White woman eating borgir

[south valve]

Hang on a minute...

[amber portal]

What if its not a woman guys

[brave lance]

people in expeditions used to take Pristine Data Reliquaries to the ship, but why? i do not see any difference from it

[muted warren]

I AM NOW PILLBUG

[delicate vapor]

Fuck this internet

[delicate vapor]

100 more

[muted warren]

I HAVE BECOME PILLBUG

[amber portal]

Why

[muted warren]

i dont think the internet needs you doing that

[delicate vapor]

[south valve]

Don't listen to them

the internet wants you

[wheat scroll]

penance

[simple cliff]

Holy shit I forgot how useless bots are.

They still have the day 1 bug if there are ANY ragers they will just infininite block and never attack so if you go down they are utterly incapable of getting you up.

[muted warren]

yeah

they ignore you to kill Crushers

the bots are entirely fucking useless.

[simple cliff]

Not true, other players still exist.

The bots can follow you and hit enemies that would hit you in the back. A lot of players can't do that.

[muted warren]

can they be buffed in terms of their AI and variety in other classes than just fucking veteran pls ;-;

[muted warren]

in a lot of situations, they are still pretty useless.

especially when you are downed.

anyways the pillbug must sleep. goodnight to all.

[simple cliff]

Yes, but they aren't 'harmful'. Some players are fucking harmful, I've seen some things.

[muted warren]

Hampter

[amber portal]

Smol birb

[delicate vapor]

[amber portal]

Catgryn

[simple cliff]

I love when I die because of 2 enemies on me and the teammates are scared to leave their safety corner. AFTER THEY DOWNED ME BY SHOOTING A POX BURSTER THAT WAS RIGHT NEXT TO ME AS I SHOVED IT!

It's not like I ran up on it either, it came from around a corner in my face, I shoved it, and they shot it.

[thick coyote]

Actually they are capable of G5 you up

They have infinite stamina

Which means they have infinite block

Bots either get shot/netted/burned

[jaunty path]

Lose faith in your teammates

[thick coyote]

Rip Harken

[jaunty path]

this is not a team game

[thick coyote]

You survived 20 Ragers

🫡

[pseudo terrace]

first mistake was having any faith in them at all

[simple cliff]

I am using stealth zealot for the first time and learning how to cope without the ususal stuff I am used to.

[thick coyote]

It's also really funny because most bots have dclaw

And with infinite stamina they don't just

Parry spam

[south valve]

Darktide asks a deep philosophical question about whether or not co-op works

and answers it with no

[pseudo terrace]

i haven’t touched darktide in awhile

been playing the old forzas again in hype for forza 6

[simple cliff]

I don't bring a build ot havoc until it can carry through a hersey game.

I am getting ot that point.

[pseudo terrace]

havoc and normal base game are different tho

[jaunty path]

what weapon

[simple cliff]

Noife

[jaunty path]

do you have uncanny onit

[slim flicker]

joining a mission 3/4 of the way though and getting all the same ordo and material reward make me feel like im being put on Fraudwatch for some reason

[pseudo terrace]

what kinda salad are you, salad

[jaunty path]

precog and uncanny is great on it.

[pseudo terrace]

if you aren’t a grilled chicken caesar salad i might be disappointed

[south valve]

pear

[slim flicker]

mm salad

[tawdry edge]

kills salad

[slim flicker]

any salad is worthy of my blessing so long as balsamic dressing is involved

[south valve]

How do you feel about onion in salad?

[pseudo terrace]

lettuce salads are fucking wack tho

spinach is better

100%

[pseudo terrace]

who doesn’t love red onion in salads

[slim flicker]

as long as they're red onions

yeah

others are pungent asf raw

[tawdry edge]

Me

[pseudo terrace]

explains a lot

[thick coyote]

That's it

[marsh iris]

i want to cook sosig

[thick coyote]

I'm heating your salad

[simple cliff]

Oh cool, I found out mutants do chip damage and all my shitty allies rage quit so that's another fail.

[thick coyote]

🫵

[tawdry edge]

What does it explain

[pseudo terrace]

grilled cob salad

[slim flicker]

woah woah hey

wait wait wait

[pseudo terrace]

cob salad gotta the be the most white shit i’ve ever seen

or wedge salad

[simple cliff]

Imagine dying more then the bots. I M A G I N E!
I know that I am not 'gud' with this build yet. I've never done stealth before. I don't understand how knives work. But a level 30 hive scum dying 3x as often as the bots and not knowing how to handle crushers is just sad.

[delicate vapor]

NOOOOO

oh

Wait nvm

Sorry for my outburst

[grave plaza]

Hive gum

They got crushed like chewed gum

[delicate vapor]

Time for my sh*wer

[tawdry edge]

Some reason the emotes i put on my personal server not work on cellphone

:(

[marsh iris]

steaming sausages

[delicate vapor]

Noob

[marsh iris]

and then grill

[delicate vapor]

Deep fry

[marsh iris]

the fat will melt and self fry

[delicate vapor]

Put it into a blender

Then use that to make another sausage

[marsh iris]

sausage soup stock

[delicate vapor]

Then make a sausage vegetable soup

[amber portal]

Goobmorning goob

[pseudo terrace]

dafuq

[twin flower]

sosig

[grave plaza]

Gamma 51 boomba

[amber portal]

Bananana chips

[sleek harness]

Freaks

[thick coyote]

That's my secret, captain

I'm always freaky

[delicate vapor]

Banana

[south valve]

Orange

[delicate vapor]

Mandarin

[marsh iris]

Coconut

[south valve]

Papaya

[delicate vapor]

Watermelon

[amber portal]

Apple

[delicate vapor]

Cotton Candy Grapes

[amber portal]

No

NEIN

[somber stream]

Where's my controller, Gaben

[graceful hamlet]

Where’s my steam machine 😔

[amber portal]

Where is my arbitrator

[somber stream]

In the Data centres

[grand mural]

He's busy in court

[somber stream]

The controllers require no ram, nor GPU. SO WHERE IS IT

[graceful hamlet]

Bundled with the steam machine

[somber stream]

It will outsell the machine itself

[graceful hamlet]

AI bros need to just crash and burn already

[south valve]

🫧

come on...

pop...

[tired steeple]

just finished doom the dark ages

was pretty hype

give it a good 8/10

[south valve]

I liked dark ages

[somber stream]

🫳
🤖
🕳️

[south valve]

how did it compare to eternal for you?

[amber portal]

Dark ages looks weird

[tired steeple]

It is

Hmm let me think

[crystal osprey]

fgs w

[tired steeple]

See eternal and 2016 has more like

[amber portal]

Do u wanna play today again

[tired steeple]

Mobility

So I kinda prefer that

My favourite of the new trilogy is 2016

Eternal is also pretty great but I always found it had too much going on and some parts of your loadout just weren’t really… necessary. That they didn’t really add anything

[crystal osprey]

yeah we coudl

was i that good that u wanna play again hehe

[amber portal]

When u wanna play

Now?

Ir later

[quaint sedge]

Doing the Keep Your Friends Close penance has thus far been impossible. Only major Ogryn penance I'm missing, but people will actively do their best to die like a dumbass hamster

Shit is nuts

[marsh iris]

california reaper flavour vape

[amber portal]

Also yes

Ur good

[dire kayak]

[amber portal]

Goober hotline

[shell goblet]

matcha vape

[tired steeple]

Buuurp

[amber portal]

Apologize

[wooden creek]

It's a bit easier if you take the coherency radius increase talent

[tired steeple]

I apologise deeply

[south valve]

Myurdur

[modest flume]

Meowder, even

[thick coyote]

Murder

Murder

Mermaid

Murder

[south valve]

Meow pattern balding

[amber portal]

Meow

Mrrow

Miau

Mrrp

Mau

Mew

Mrr

[south valve]

😼 🗣️

[thick coyote]

Rip Mr Poo

You were the best tank I had

[quaint sedge]

I make my build angled towards whatever penance I'm going for and that's one of them.

[amber portal]

Hiw to make ogryn stronk

[thick coyote]

Play melee only

Go Heavy Hitter

[quaint sedge]

How to make teammates not be built out of wet tissue

[amber portal]

I do

[thick coyote]

Welp there you go

400% melee damage

[amber portal]

Damn

Hmm idk

Its not so fun for me as ogryn ngl

[thick coyote]

Ok now go Power Maul

[amber portal]

Thats the shock thingy

[thick coyote]

Or alternatively

[thick coyote]

And my favorite

Branx Pickaxe

With Thrust

And Crunch talent

[amber portal]

Hmm

I wanna be a fast ogryn

Hive ogryn

Scumgryn

[thick coyote]

Cleaver it is then

Highest mobility on ogryn

[amber portal]

Is it strong tho

[thick coyote]

Falters a bit against armor

So you either stab it do death

Or bring a Ripper with can opener

[amber portal]

Righttt ripper gun

I forgot

[thick coyote]

Then you ripper bayonet

Apply all the brittle stacks

Change to cleaver 4

Stab stab stab stab

Or just

Ripper Stab shoot shoot ripper stab shoot shoot

[amber portal]

Why cant we dropkick enemies

Or hav power fists

Grrr

[delicate vapor]

WHERE IS MY

[amber portal]

Huh

[marsh iris]

Baldo

[worn quail]

they got em

[somber stream]

Project Hail Marry is great, he's still literally me after all these years

[delicate vapor]

true

[tawdry edge]

Project kill marry

[thick coyote]

Kill that

Marry that other

Project that other

Ez

[tawdry edge]

Kill Magnus, marry Sanguinius, kiss Perturabo

:)

[graceful hamlet]

Anyone play Pragmata? How is it so far?

[somber stream]

Makes me want to have a kid

10/10, would space dad again

[graceful hamlet]

[buoyant sky]

do people still play expeditions or is it just Mortis Trials 2 now

i cant even find a quickplay match

[graceful hamlet]

People play expeditions on malice for farming the penances, that’s about it I imagine

[buoyant sky]

that sounds... fun.

😭

[graceful hamlet]

Devs spent all their time crafting the new mode to have zero incentive to play it

[buoyant sky]

when i'm in a doing the bare minimum competition and my opponent is a game studio located in stockholm, sweden: 💀

[obtuse oak]

They never learn

[crude blade]

Shimmy shimmy yay shimmy yay shimmy ya drank swalalala drank swalalala swalalala

[delicate vapor]

having just plain rice with plain white fish with pink salt

and water

[south valve]

Chinese monk maxxing

[sleek harness]

Fatshark will give us 4 more gamemodes before even adding content to the base mode

[formal mortar]

I feel like we don't really get more scrap or tech on higher diffs in expeditions

Does anybody know if this be true?

[crude blade]

Daergon-Ruthven

[formal mortar]

Cuz if so then I'm gonna just grind it on the easy mode and watch overlord

[hazy kestrel]

There is no difference between Malice and Auric’s resources for expeditions

[formal mortar]

So I didn't need to have the pain and suffering of teammates this whole time

[hazy kestrel]

Welcome to hell pal

[formal mortar]

That makes me kinda chuckle ngl

I could have just been breezing thru

[tawdry edge]

I think Fatshark needs to add a servitor class and its unique ability is to automatically loot all mats in the entire section and leave nothing else to the other players

[hazy kestrel]

Would actually buy that in an instant

Vacuum up the 400 salvage instantly

[formal mortar]

They should sell us a vaccuum in the shop

[tawdry edge]

Servitor: 500. Plasteel. 1400 diamantine collected.

[formal mortar]

Then we could be Luigi

[amber portal]

Hello personman

[formal mortar]

Luigi's Mansion was the first game I had for gamecube

[crude blade]

Luigi game mode when?

[hazy kestrel]

Hello Yommytron

[amber portal]

Yummytron

[tawdry edge]

ObeseShark please add Astartes Recon squads which are slightly augmented humans in training to become full pledged marines (they are child soldiers, 16 years at max)

[amber portal]

Why

[loud crag]

because THIS IS THE WILL OF THE LEX, of course

[amber portal]

I love the sesbian lex

[crude blade]

Colossalshark turn darktide into space marine 3

[loud crag]

can you imagine

a Space Marine game

[tawdry edge]

Because it means space marine assist on Tertium without the direct addition of them in gameplay
Meaning they are first sending recon squads to see whats going on before actually following up on deploying any meaningful chapter force

[loud crag]

but with actually good gameplay

[crude blade]

I can't

It's unfathomable

[tawdry edge]

Like

[amber portal]

Actually good idea

[tawdry edge]

I dont want marines involved im game, maybe in lore they show up but the rejects arent deployed alongside them to avoid dying
But would be cool for scouts being deployed with them to get experience in combat before turning full marines

Only problem is

Would Fatshark ignore the fact they are child soldiers

[limpid vigil]

Yknow im suprised it took me this long to find out there is a subsection of furries obsessed with pooltoys

[tawdry edge]

Please do not elaborate

[cosmic burrow]

Fatshark and dan abnett specifically write darktide with no sms

[limpid vigil]

how could i? It is right what it says on the tin

[amber portal]

Cat shark please add catboys and catgirls

[crude blade]

Thank you Neopolitanfanboy-6383050829 for this information

[formal mortar]

Let us drive a battle train with emplaced guns to battle other trains

[limpid vigil]

you are welcome

as we all know all warhammer players are a lil bit furry

[tawdry edge]

I know it's just an addition I wouldnt mind because it means we could play as a chapter newcomer in training
See how they think, how they talk

[crude blade]

Emperor pool inflatable

[tawdry edge]

They still have to go trough so many other augmentations before being deemed worthy of a marine

[limpid vigil]

Id buy that unironically

[crude blade]

So would I

[limpid vigil]

like a golden throne inflatable? Sign me up

[formal mortar]

I can swim don't need

[candid stratus]

Insect legs are kinda like corn.

I keep finding them in my poop.

[twin flower]

wuh

[limpid vigil]

Looks at profile
Slaanesh fan

makes sense.jpg

[crude blade]

Are you denying the emperor the opportunity to save you?

[candid stratus]

Woah dont chaos-profile me, plenty of people eat bugs.

[formal mortar]

There is no need to save me because I do not need saved

[crude blade]

Just like rat fur

[formal mortar]

Less work for emperor

[candid stratus]

I'm kind of like a preying mantis whenever I have sex.

Cause afterwards I immediately eat a praying mantis.

[limpid vigil]

i was making a joke abt sensory food

of course chaos folks eat diffrent

like khorn flakes

[delicate vapor]

[formal mortar]

I'm eating corn flakes rn

[limpid vigil]

or tzeentch-knowledge-sushi

[crude blade]

Nurgle clusters

[twin flower]

do u use blood instead of milk for khorne flakes

[crude blade]

Yes

[limpid vigil]

Is there any other way to make em? NO!

[crude blade]

You also have to eat it whilst it's on fire

[limpid vigil]

With a knife

[twin flower]

does it scream at me as i eat it

[candid stratus]

I am currently eating nothing (bugless atm) while painstakingly trying to figure out how the fucking Markgraf faction works in CoE5

[crude blade]

And the bowl is the skull of your most hated enemy

[formal mortar]

Alternative you can listen to Korn while eating corn flakes to have Khorn Flakes

[twin flower]

wouldnt that jsut me regular corn flakes

[dire kayak]

i have to paint a heldrake

pray for me chat

[twin flower]

have to?

[crude blade]

See you in 5 years

[south valve]

I saw what you deleted

[candid stratus]

I wish I was a member of the Word Bearers legion so that any time Erebus said anything to Lorgar I could have just been like "Uh, no, that's dumb."

[crude blade]

Wise words

I'm aurafarming by the mission terminal whilst I make food

[dire kayak]

eats ur visor,,,,,

[south valve]

:3

[fair bridge]

[south valve]

If there's one thing I've learned from this server:

meow :3

[dire kayak]

SO REAL

MRRRP MEOW MEW

[trail marten]

Anyone got any op hivescum builds that is good for auric missions

[earnest oyster]

boltgun ammo is stored in the balls

takes like 20 minutes to reload fr

[hazy kestrel]

Good morning

[south valve]

Hi!

[dire kayak]

me after painting a heldrake

[south valve]

Something's... different...

[hazy kestrel]

Yes

[south valve]

did you get a haircut?

[hazy kestrel]

Yes

[south valve]

Ohhh that must be it

[languid hazel]

Mrrrp :3

[limpid vigil]

Felinid spotted

[limpid vigil]

Oooh a twofer

[languid hazel]

:3

[tight pine]

Is the Lex edible?

[thick tulip]

But have u tried swapping weapons.

[limpid vigil]

Yeah baby a triple!

[south valve]

Yes

[cosmic burrow]

When felinids in dt

[bright wave]

are people tired of expeditions already?

no one is playing

even quick play 😂

[cosmic burrow]

Not tires

[tawdry edge]

Only when GW feels like refreshing their lore

Last mention of felinids was like, 3rd ed

[cosmic burrow]

Just lack of progress for theyre characters

Expeditions get you exactly nothing but fun

[worn quail]

peak spotted

[worn quail]

https://www.ietf.org/archive/id/draft-meow-mrrp-00.html

[dire kayak]

[tawdry edge]

I am peak, indeed

[delicate vapor]

this meal is so sad

but this spicy dip sauce helps

[worn quail]

i love spicy

[dire kayak]

i think

[worn quail]

dont do that

[dire kayak]

i might be addicted to garlic bread

[worn quail]

its bad for you

[tawdry edge]

What is it

[dire kayak]

im eating way too much of it

[delicate vapor]

plain white fish and plain rice

spicy fish sauce

[tawdry edge]

White people food

Die

[delicate vapor]

the fish sauce is my only seasoning

[graceful hamlet]

Only in Malice

Peak game design

[lilac crag]

dog mod on darktide is proving to be useful for havocs

turns out having a dog the size of a crusher helps you see where it's at at all times

just like a missle..........

[thick coyote]

There's nothing for it dawg

And the rotation was just

Worthless

Why did it even rotate

[sleek harness]

You can just turn on dog outline in the configs

Big having a giant dog is funnier

[lilac crag]

I do have that but I also have vision problems

[lilac crag]

if I strain a little bit I risk getting a headache

[sleek harness]

Vision problems as

[dire kayak]

i could be the cyber-mastiff

[sleek harness]

Isn't that epilepsy

[lilac crag]

no its my tragic backstory as a kid

[dire kayak]

i hope you recover

[lilac crag]

hugs u

[lilac crag]

ur a little too soft for this btw

[sleek harness]

You got shot in the brain but was revived by a data chip in your brain containing Johnny Silverhand's personality

[lilac crag]

will I turn into a terrorist in my 30s???????

<:(

[sleek harness]

Yeah

That's how Johnny Silverhand virus works

[dire kayak]

hmp,,,,,,,,

[sleek harness]

You become a terrorist who hates megacorporations

[lilac crag]

at least I'll be able to play a really sick guitar solo.......

[sleek harness]

True

Wait a second

You are 29?

No

19

[lilac crag]

he can't read

[sleek harness]

I can read

[delicate vapor]

obama

[sleek harness]

But check your bio every 20 seconds becomes tiring

[tired steeple]

Overheated plasma pack on my back

[lilac crag]

why would you check it that much

[lilac crag]

zaps it

[sleek harness]

Why wouldn't I

[tired steeple]

Explodes

Dies

[sleek harness]

I need to know if any of you blocked me

[lilac crag]

sorry magos

[sleek harness]

I can tell by the bio

[delicate vapor]

[hazy kestrel]

And to make it better, I swear the amount of salvage available is lower

[lilac crag]

I would never block you skaven

[hazy kestrel]

:)

[sleek harness]

Cool

[tired steeple]

I only blocked one person

[sleek harness]

I got blocked by like

[tired steeple]

That being lamia

[sleek harness]

15 people

In this single server

[lilac crag]

I got blocked every now and then

[tired steeple]

Did you drop a slur or something

[sleek harness]

14 of them are gone

1 remains

[lilac crag]

but if I don't wanna talk to someone I can't be friends with I just do the polite thing

utter silence

[worn quail]

just react to any of their messages with an emoji

if it blocks the emoji

[tired steeple]

Few people here probably blocked me I don’t blame them

[worn quail]

ur blocked

much easier

[hazy kestrel]

I got blocked last week by some silly geese

[sleek harness]

I ain't doing that to every message

[delicate vapor]

o deer

[hazy kestrel]

I don’t give a shit tbh

[sleek harness]

It's easier to check the bio

[lilac crag]

there was a dude one lovely day

[hazy kestrel]

And you shouldn’t either pal

[tired steeple]

Your thammer main thing isn’t in your name anymore

[dire kayak]

i would never block you

[lilac crag]

blocked licht me neuro NG and kari

[hazy kestrel]

Yes

[lilac crag]

for being freaky in general

and I made soooo much fun of him for it

I will never live it down

[delicate vapor]

[tired steeple]

Be freaky in gameplay help

[lilac crag]

MPreg is a staple in genchat and I will nay hear otherwise

[lilac crag]

I would block ur melee attack btw

[hazy kestrel]

But why

Lmao

[tired steeple]

Psykers are just pregnant with the warp

[dire kayak]

meanie,,,,,

[hazy kestrel]

Smh, I got turned into a silly goose

[lilac crag]

wat are u gonna do about it,,,,

[hazy kestrel]

Someone give me a “Fell for it again” award

[sleek harness]

Laugh at personamen

[delicate vapor]

😱

[sleek harness]

Also talking about blocking there was this guy once who blocked most of everyone who was talking in this chat because it wasn't what he was talking about

[hazy kestrel]

Alright. I’m gonna go officially wake up

[delicate vapor]

damn

[hazy kestrel]

And then get back to the expeditions grind

[delicate vapor]

3..2...1

[hazy kestrel]

Yes

[sleek harness]

I could join you Personamen

Which region

[hazy kestrel]

NA

[sleek harness]

Good

[hazy kestrel]

But you don’t want to torture yourself pal

[lilac crag]

he's Brazilian

[sleek harness]

If you were Russians I would blow your head off

[hazy kestrel]

It’s not worth it

[sleek harness]

Not worth it why

[tired steeple]

I’m from Scivdania

[lilac crag]

en garde

why is your pfp the vaguepost goblin

[hazy kestrel]

Because it’s pointless, boring and only gives 5 penance points lmao

[tired steeple]

Cause I think he’s tuff

[sleek harness]

Green Goblin after his redemption arc

[delicate vapor]

red goblin

[dire kayak]

u don't wanna know,,,,,

[sleek harness]

Goober will kill you by injecting acid into your bones

Boiling them by the inside

[dire kayak]

nuhuhh!!!!

[delicate vapor]

and fent

[sleek harness]

Why fentanyl

It won't do anything inside the bone

[delicate vapor]

to make sure

[sleek harness]

Make sure Alex is dead?

Cool

[delicate vapor]

my timer for when the food is done

[lilac crag]

femtanyl

[delicate vapor]

astra..

[sleek harness]

Alexander becomes a femboy (nothing changes)

[lilac crag]

many people think ( or actively wish ) I am a femboy

[delicate vapor]

[lilac crag]

I blame the pfp

I like cute girls

so I put em on my profile

[cosmic burrow]

Become a bearded man

Like me

[dire kayak]

id like you regardless,,,,,,,,

[lilac crag]

I should become a wise old wizard

living in the Slavic mountains casting spells of nature

[sleek harness]

I blame the Black Templar background

[cosmic burrow]

@lilac crag you are 2m tall and built like 3 door wardrobe

[lilac crag]

true

[delicate vapor]

built like ben bigger from zenless

[sleek harness]

Ew meters for height

[lilac crag]

I am just under 2 meters and have insane hair genetics

[cosmic burrow]

Yup

[cosmic burrow]

Monkey

[sleek harness]

Say FT so I can understand

[dire kayak]

[lilac crag]

no I mean like hair

head hair

[delicate vapor]

😱

[cosmic burrow]

Use the calculator in your phone or computer

[dire kayak]

that's me,,,,

[sleek harness]

What is considered insane hair for you

[lilac crag]

fluffy and easily styled

[dire kayak]

like mine,,,,,

[sleek harness]

Nah

I am stubborn

[lilac crag]

that's why ur so cute goob

also

skaven

do you not know

femtanyl?

[sleek harness]

Goober is a shortie

[delicate vapor]

hmm

[sleek harness]

No

Only fentanyl

I know it very well

[lilac crag]

do you listen to breakcore

[sleek harness]

No

[arctic shoal]

No you are foolish

[sleek harness]

I don't like it

[lilac crag]

fuck you

[sleek harness]

Rude

[lilac crag]

kills you

[sleek harness]

I can show something I listen

I don't which category it is

[dire kayak]

i listen to them sometimes

[lilac crag]

gimme

[vivid zinc]

I love how I go to McDonalds, it's almost empty in there with nobody at the drivethrough and they STILL fuck my order up. lol.

[lilac crag]

I luv her

her newest album is a little whelming but I love 3 of the tracks

[delicate vapor]

[lilac crag]

darktide time .........

[vivid zinc]

darktide later on for me

[south valve]

Darktime

[sleek harness]

https://youtu.be/ylXFOjowcco?si=lpKK7os3Bl-eyCX7

[graceful hamlet]

Dorktide

[sleek harness]

This one is for when I am in a bad mood

This two is for when I am in a good mood https://youtu.be/AX250w7hxB8?si=mR4wUDyqPyZxgw02
https://youtu.be/NSVNbr7bkyM?si=txkGrw5zJWwY9Dr3

[acoustic pebble]

Jorqtide

[graceful hamlet]

Deeztide

[acoustic pebble]

Jelqtide

[languid hazel]

Schlurptide

[acoustic pebble]

Florptide

[hazy kestrel]

First mistake was going to McDonalds and not Chipotle

A common blunder

[amber portal]

Zorp

[vivid zinc]

We don't have chipotle here 🙁 But from what I've heard that might be a good thing lmao

[hazy kestrel]

Lies. Slander!

Chipotle is fucking delicious

[vivid zinc]

Meh if I want a good sized burrito there's a few local mexican shops I can go to...that are all an hour away lol

[amber portal]

Should i play psyker or hive scum guys

[sleek harness]

Play the game

[amber portal]

Tell me

[sleek harness]

Play the game

[amber portal]

As psyker or hive scum

[sleek harness]

Game

[amber portal]

Im gonna delete ur darktide account

[sleek harness]

You can't

[amber portal]

I can

Im bored

[formal mortar]

What gang you rep on your hs?

[graceful hamlet]

I like being a Sherpa as a flame staff psyker. Instead of killing everything you just ensure that your team gets to kill the funny horde in front of them while you kill everything else that may trouble them.

Obviously this isn’t in havoc though

[formal mortar]

If it isn't the show then play psyker instead

[amber portal]

Im water cartel

[formal mortar]

That's the worst one

[amber portal]

Wym

I love purrple

[formal mortar]

So yeah go play psyker

[graceful hamlet]

Not picking the gang lead by Magleviathan?

[formal mortar]

Nobody likes the water cartel, thats why you find their corpses everywhere

[amber portal]

I like the color

Idk what the cartels do

Idk the lore from them

[formal mortar]

They control the water rations.

[amber portal]

Oh

[graceful hamlet]

Also hazard stripes are cooler

[amber portal]

Me luf purrple

[delicate vapor]

[formal mortar]

Honestly tho play what you like

[amber portal]

I need a build for psyker ngl

I suck with psyker

[keen moon]

Are we expecting more levels this summer with skitari drop or are we just gonna get different expedition modifiers every 3 weeks

[hazy kestrel]

The devs will probably try to keep pushing expeditions, especially with the AdMech class drop

[amber portal]

I need admech

[graceful hamlet]

Funny greatsword and funny staff go brrrt, use Shriek and brain burst 🤓

[hazy kestrel]

And then they’ll eventually shift back to new missions once the AdMech reinforcements get “settled” into the story for a bit.

[amber portal]

I use smite little blaze sword and electro staff

[hazy kestrel]

Oh no

[thick coyote]

Truest true to ever truthed btw

[hazy kestrel]

A SMYKER

:(

[wooden creek]

The mechanicus zone map did get some updates last year, so I think they're going to add another mission to that one at some point

[amber portal]

U can use smite smart too

Like if ur stuck

[hazy kestrel]

There are no smart smykers

:(

[amber portal]

Rrue

True

Kinda

Some tho

[hazy kestrel]

Seeing a smart Smyker is like seeing a chaos spawn’s walking animations.

A verified Cryptid sighting in both cases

[graceful hamlet]

Smite is your first problem. Electro staff is cool tho.

[amber portal]

I use the smite for the heavy buff ngl

[graceful hamlet]

Gaze Electro staff spam go brrrrt

[amber portal]

I dont have my staffs leveled sadly

[hazy kestrel]

On that note, a Chaos Spawn’s walking animation reminds me of a penguin waddle/shuffle

It’s pretty funny

[graceful hamlet]

You’d probably be better off with anything else ngl

[somber stream]

Project Hail Marry deserve to be watched on a big screen holy shit, it's so good

Sandra Hüller is like my highschool girlfriend

She also kicked me in the balls

[delicate vapor]

thats

[thick coyote]

Waow (based based based based)

[delicate vapor]

one way to put it

[thick coyote]

[dire kayak]

mew

[amber portal]

Mrrp mrrow

[delicate vapor]

eow

[keen moon]

I hope skitari releases a whole bunch of tech for the mode

[wide zodiac]

Whats probably the most efficient way to farm Plasteel and dia now? Auric Mortis Trials? Everyone in Auric normal games just seems to run past it since i'm assuming they're capped lol

[hazy kestrel]

Hope is the first step on the road to disappointment

[keen moon]

https://tenor.com/view/fade-away-oooooooooooo-aga-emoji-crumble-gif-20008708

[hazy kestrel]

Epic embed fail

[amber portal]

Socrates

[hazy kestrel]

I’m no Socrates

I’m trying to live as one seeking to be him, though.

[amber portal]

Meow

[ripe tangle]

@somber stream did you die?

[somber stream]

Nee..

[delicate vapor]

got thy balls kicked

[amber portal]

Is this a german no or am i stupid

[somber stream]

That was, some time ago

[delicate vapor]

vhaoww

[somber stream]

Yes

[amber portal]

Okok

[ripe tangle]

random fact: Germans are from Germany also called Frankreich

[amber portal]

I speak german

[somber stream]

nuke texas

[thick coyote]

Time/effort ratio is quickplay damnation iirc

[ripe tangle]

||did he take the bait?||

[somber stream]

Wanna know what Japanese call Germany?

[ripe tangle]

Doitsu

[delicate vapor]

[somber stream]

Isn't that just lovely

[amber portal]

Meowvely

[somber stream]

Doitsu-chan~

[delicate vapor]

vhich vhan

[amber portal]

Licht san

[somber stream]

Hei, Licht-san desu

[delicate vapor]

[somber stream]

Ok i'll stop now

[amber portal]

Yo soy una gato

[delicate vapor]

vhaoww

[hazy kestrel]

L o n g - a r m e d Catto

[amber portal]

No

[hazy kestrel]

Yes

[amber portal]

NEIN

SCHWEIG

[delicate vapor]

friend of mine nicknames me Gato

idk why

[ripe tangle]

and they call the United States “Amerikaga Gasshūkoku” which literally translates to American United States… but most people just simply say Amerika

[amber portal]

Are u cat

[delicate vapor]

woof

idk

they think i have the stealthy side of a cat

[somber stream]

Gai-

[ripe tangle]

you alright?

[thick coyote]

Amerika ya

Herou

[somber stream]

Having my third cup of coffee for today, going manic

[delicate vapor]

howa re you

fine thank you

[ripe tangle]

I’m sleep deprived and working norning shift…

[shut cove]

i wish i were a bird

[delicate vapor]

you got this

[delicate vapor]

true

[ripe tangle]

I wish I were a fish so I can suffocate on dry land

anyway brb back to work

[somber stream]

I mean you could just

[delicate vapor]

bluefin tuna when they stop moving

[somber stream]

Good luck at work today

[delicate vapor]

googluck

[shut cove]

i love being an unemployed bum

[little marten]

Just ate bbq

[shut cove]

i can play darktide everyday!

[little marten]

Will I survive how my belly feels

[delicate vapor]

w

[delicate vapor]

me too

partially

[amber portal]

Can we play..

[shut cove]

itd 1am.

[delicate vapor]

need to reinstall darktide again'

[somber stream]

Drink coffee and smoke, the combo should flush them out soon enough

[shut cove]

how dare you uninstall

[delicate vapor]

errr

[somber stream]

Also wanna see what i usually do?

[amber portal]

Its 7 pm for me brah

[delicate vapor]

[amber portal]

Didnt know u live in asia

[amber portal]

Yes

[shut cove]

yesss

all i play is havoc 40 tho tbh

[delicate vapor]

3:15am

[shut cove]

only auric whrn my frens ask me to

[shut cove]

go tolseep

[delicate vapor]

in australia

[shut cove]

wat the flip

[delicate vapor]

not yet

[amber portal]

Im havoc 24

[shut cove]

haha noob

[somber stream]

#zealot-class message

I'm a Designaaaahhh

[shut cove]

[amber portal]

Im new to the game brah

[delicate vapor]

the unemployed era lives

[amber portal]

Im good tho

So lets play

Or im gonna be sad...

[delicate vapor]

throw you straight into havoc 40 with the WORSE mods ever

[shut cove]

NO !!

oh wait its kot 1am its 12

[little marten]

11/10 would hold my wife and stare into that mirror too

[shut cove]

still tho im eepy

[delicate vapor]

sleep and dream about playing darktide

I did that when I was fairly new to darktide lol

[shut cove]

😭

insane

[delicate vapor]

played it too much I dreamt about playing darktide

[somber stream]

Tbh a over-priced LED mirror will make any toilet looks luxury

[shut cove]

id eather dream ablut haviny a puppygirl gf

[somber stream]

Get one now for just 699,99e

[delicate vapor]

hm

[shut cove]

im orob gonna take a break trom dt soon anyway tho

i can feel myself burning out

[amber portal]

Please

[delicate vapor]

daemonhost in every area

[amber portal]

I solo daemonhosts

I got a parry build on hive scum

[somber stream]

Daemonhosts solo me

[delicate vapor]

vhoww

[queen comet]

whys your name "licked"

[amber portal]

Daemonhosts are easy nhl

[amber portal]

Dont disrespect german words

Or im gonna BULLY U IN GERMAN

[somber stream]

Means "Light"

[queen comet]

they call the hospital SICKHAUS

[true minnow]

Dukanes entire character is "Russian lady"

[amber portal]

Krankenhaus

[delicate vapor]

i love her

[lilac crag]

not even russian

[true minnow]

Russian, slavic, whatever

I wish she would talk less

[shell berry]

ヾ(＾-＾)ノ

[true minnow]

Just cartoony lame kind of accent

[somber stream]

It's a poor stereotype immitation of slav, yes

[amber portal]

Isnt this the mean admech that insults us in every mission

[shell berry]

we are just scum in her eyes

lol, double meaning

[amber portal]

WHY THO

Wait

[shell berry]

we are prisoners

[amber portal]

Oh

[true minnow]

Nah i's free

[amber portal]

What if we play as admech

Will she be kind

Or

What do u think

[somber stream]

Skiitari, yes

She'll treat us like underlings

[amber portal]

I wanna be a skiitari admech whatever

Liek so bad

Theyre cool

I wanna be catboy skiitari

[somber stream]

Lobotomized

[amber portal]

Catbot

[thick coyote]

Personally

Never met a red robe that was kind

[shell berry]

whats a catgirl?

[somber stream]

Yeah dicks mostly

[amber portal]

Like human but cat

Hybrid

[thick coyote]

From Cats (movie)

Or