general-chat

[formal mortar]

Yeah. The big overcrowded city

Having so many ac units with that overcrowding increases the heat

If they all got rid of the their ac's and used traditional methods it wouldnt be so hot on the streets

[jaunty path]

jfc

[dire kayak]

mrp

[somber stream]

During my time in Thailand there were AC unit just about anywhere i go to, same deal for Taiwan

[dire kayak]

i don't think therefore im not

[somber stream]

It was also summer, and the temperature wasn't all that hot

But maybe it's a different deal with a country with 1 billion people

[formal mortar]

Different climate too

[somber stream]

I almost passed out walking around in Vietnam during afternoon lol

[formal mortar]

Makes sense

Tried to find the first vid that got me on the ac thing

But having trouble because its older

But a few pop up here and there about how the ac is a vicious cycle in delhi.

[delicate vapor]

what to play..

[formal mortar]

Cools down the inside, but heats the outside, but it just keeps getting hotter and hotter, so at night its like 93F, which is insane

[somber stream]

Every year more people fell prey to the scorching heat, i personally have a relative who had a stroke because of that, been spreading AC propaganda ever since

So damned if we do, damned if we don't huh?

[formal mortar]

Yeah i think its good for some places and bad for others

Too much of something can be bad

Maybe if they were to make combined units for the residences that are connected that could help?

[fallen tree]

i went to jp in 2018 during a typhoon and heat wave. so many ppl died and i felt guilty being on holiday

kyoto river flooded to the point the bridges broke

rip

[somber stream]

Like a shared venting system? Not ideal for apartment complexes

[somber stream]

You did not contribute anything to cause the disaster, your visit boost the local economy with spendings

So technically you were helping!

[fallen tree]

true, hard not to feel guilty 😭

[visual vortex]

This explains why i get so many visit here ads

Economy so shit they need me of all people 🙏 😭

[formal mortar]

We already do something like this

[jaunty path]

Japan has been reliant on tourism for its economy for a very long time

its silly that theyre xenophobic

[visual vortex]

Xenomorph

[formal mortar]

Building has a chiller and boiler, we have a main pillar to connect to the vents of the apartments, each apartment has their own coils and temp control

Thats how ac in apartments work

[jaunty path]

like it makes a great portion for their gdp

I wonder if theres any isolationists in japan

Imagine wanting to be Isolationist

[visual vortex]

There's isolationists here

[somber stream]

I wouldn't say reliant, but it do contribute a large potion of the gdp

[hazy valley]

Lots yeah and I think more are wanting to be isolationist lately too

[jaunty path]

but H O W

[visual vortex]

Then there's isolationists everywhere

[visual vortex]

Others have failed the protection and market

No wonder michigan has so many miltias

[jaunty path]

You can't, you're like. very small compared to other countries

[hazy valley]

There have been some very bad tourists who disrespect the culture for views on youtube/twitch/etc. and then do it on repeat

[visual vortex]

To the point they planned on kidnapping a governor

[jaunty path]

you need import

[visual vortex]

Depends

[jaunty path]

sighs right right.

[somber stream]

John Somali

[hazy valley]

I know there was one troll twitch streamer who was arrested and sentenced to 6 months in jail in South Korea for similar behavior and they're from the USA

[jaunty path]

Johnny somali

[visual vortex]

California!

?

[somber stream]

And the Somalis are growing

[formal mortar]

I say they execute them

[visual vortex]

sadly

[hazy valley]

the xenophobia is something that older/traditionalist heads have always sorta had but it's feeding into younger minds because of how bad some tourists have been when they go to Japan and other Asian countries

[visual vortex]

Literally not just japan but everywhere

[hazy valley]

stuff is becoming more restricted because of those kinds of people

[somber stream]

I'd be pissed too if tourist were to flood my area one day

[jaunty path]

I say just impose an additional charge for doing it for social media views

[fallen tree]

6 month labor camp is too little

reeee

[visual vortex]

Im pissed when floridians come here

[jaunty path]

I'd like to see how he is coming out

[formal mortar]

Public nuisance public execution

[somber stream]

Elaborate?

[visual vortex]

Simple

I dont like other states

Michigan best

[hazy valley]

like remember when Jake Paul or whatever went to that forest and mocked a very sensitive thing there

[visual vortex]

Everything second

[hazy valley]

this isn't new

[visual vortex]

🧠

[hazy valley]

it's just something that's been getting worse over time and people are responding to it

[somber stream]

It's valid imo, at least the locals don't do active harrassment like some places

[visual vortex]

As much as i intend to visit japan to eat pufferfish and see the nagasaki pillar next year i really dont want to be mean and add another weight on the anti-tourist scale

[somber stream]

Asians usally keep to themselves

[visual vortex]

Tolerance

[formal mortar]

Not the ones here

[visual vortex]

You see what they did to the tomb in pyramid?

[hazy valley]

If you go with the intent to be respectful and polite you will find more often than not people will match your energy

[visual vortex]

They hosted a FUCKING wedding in the tomb

[hazy valley]

Tourism isn't discouraged

[visual vortex]

And the guards had to clean up vomit

[hazy valley]

They're just wanting to keep away some of the problem people

[visual vortex]

Now the tomb is temp closed 😭

[somber stream]

Bruh

[visual vortex]

Another piece of ancient history gone

Because people HAD to record themselves twerking over a corpse

[formal mortar]

Lets build a pyramid

[visual vortex]

It wouldnt be the same or as cool

[hazy valley]

I'm half-asian and my asian side of the family is very tight-knit with each other but barely engages with the other side of the family at all except through my mother so yeah

[formal mortar]

It'd be cooler

[fallen tree]

my pyramid will be built from shungite tho

[hazy valley]

Very quiet but very friendly

[fallen tree]

thats infintely cooler

[somber stream]

lol twin, also half-asian here

[visual vortex]

Yeah

[visual vortex]

Mine from obsidian

[formal mortar]

It'll be cooler because we will bury me in the pyramid

[visual vortex]

Nobody sees you as a ruler

[formal mortar]

With explosives

[somber stream]

I wonder how's that "The wall" project is progressing in Saudi

[hazy valley]

My dad is born and raised in the US but if I go back like 4-5 generations his family line traces to Scotland so that's fun 😄

[visual vortex]

What wall?

[fallen tree]

the line city project?

[somber stream]

Yeah

[fallen tree]

i think they went bankrupt

[somber stream]

The line, pardon

xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

[visual vortex]

The line?

What's the line?

[fallen tree]

its like a long city, like a line

x amount wide, but way longer on the y axis

[somber stream]

https://www.neom.com/en-us/regions/theline

[visual vortex]

That's lame

[somber stream]

"The initial plan called for the city to span 170 kilometres (110 mi) at a height of 500 m (1,600 ft)[7] and a width of 200 metres (660 ft), with the capacity to accommodate a population of 9 million"

Those are some mighty impressive figures ngl

[fallen tree]

i think they went bankrupt around this crazy ski resort complex they were building, that had all sorts of problems

[visual vortex]

Yeah

It's a ski resort in a desert

[gloomy tartan]

A fucking what

[somber stream]

Both of mine are ancient and very well recorded

[gloomy tartan]

I know people surf down sand

But you can ski down sand???

[fallen tree]

sandboarding, yeah

idk about skis

[hazy valley]

Ok so hear me out the ski resort thing sounds dumb but like here in Vegas my city bought a fucking hockey team and the Golden Knights have been shockingly popular

[gloomy tartan]

I know sandboarding yeah

[visual vortex]

That's not as bad

[gloomy tartan]

I mean

[formal mortar]

China built the line first

[hazy valley]

we have the technology

[amber delta]

hi chat are we talking about the insane arabic architecture concepts that some madmen actually thought would be possible

[hazy valley]

ice in the desert

[gloomy tartan]

Do they still fistfight in hockey?

[hazy valley]

hockey in the desert

[visual vortex]

Yeah

Sometimes

Even im not that stupid

[fallen tree]

they shouldve invested in melange instead

[hazy valley]

unfortunately my mom's side isn't so well documented so it's a struggle figuring out where everything connects and I think I'd have to do one of those DNA test things

[visual vortex]

I dont take NEARLY the same amount of cocaine some mfs do

[somber stream]

Ancestry?

I heard Americans do those a lot, sounds interesting. Imagine finding out you're 1.7% viking

[hazy valley]

idk tbh even when I vaguely cared about the Golden Knights I never watched any of the games I just sorta bought a hat and would pretend to cheer alongside friends/coworkers who were way more into it

but they have a dragon

[fallen tree]

ivf baby, i dont know my fathers lineage at all. i hope i dont have some awful genetic disease

[visual vortex]

All i know about my family is that they live in Hawaii and own a coffee company and that some used to own one of the largest oil companies in Louisiana

[hazy valley]

my mom's side of the family has blood pressure issues and my dad's side has genetic heart problems so I've felt like a ticking time bomb waiting to go off and so far doctors have said I'm all good

[somber stream]

There are things better left unknown for a more comfortable life lol

[visual vortex]

And one killed a nazi related to the ones that owned the oil company i think

[fallen tree]

thats very stressful, hope you'll be fine

[visual vortex]

This is the memo for Dubai

Hush labubu dont you cry

Everything's gonna be dubai

[fallen tree]

yeah true. im anxious at my core so its probably for the best. not knowing is also anxiety inducing. its okay now, it was awful when i was growing up

[somber stream]

I do know my father's side were once Landsknechts mercenary for a long while

[hazy valley]

I hope so too and so far I'm good. The only thing I've needed are glasses and tbh I think they look cute so I don't even mind

[gloomy tartan]

Did you know the punisher shot at people who were littering

[visual vortex]

Valid

[fallen tree]

i needed glasses too, regardless, i think i look better with them. so its a plus

[gloomy tartan]

He did a fucking circle around them with a machine gun

[lilac crag]

got me havoc 27 clear

[hazy valley]

And technically an inhaler for reactionary airway disease but like it's so sporadic and mild that I spent most of my life not even knowing I had it and only learned that it's just the medical term for "like asthma but triggered by something specific and we don't know what so good luck"

[visual vortex]

Could be worse

[fallen tree]

more than halfway there, good luck

[hazy valley]

yeah I think I've lucked out so far

[visual vortex]

You could have skin cancer or something

Ball cancer

[fallen tree]

ball cancer 😠

[hazy valley]

nah LOL

[visual vortex]

Or be one of those people born without one of the cords for your balls

So they get twisted constantly

[hazy valley]

sorry not something to LOL at that was mean

[gloomy tartan]

Oh god

[somber stream]

Anything but bone and blood cancer please

[gloomy tartan]

Sometiemd if they get twisted they remove one

[fallen tree]

you could have chronic testicular torsion

woe

[visual vortex]

And you need to visit a doctor constantly to get them untwisted or tangled

[hazy valley]

putting on my wizard hat to cast testicular torsion at Wolfer

[gloomy tartan]

Bro

Testiculus canacus

[visual vortex]

Probably for the best

Im sure it hurts a ton to deal with

[somber stream]

Are we really talking balls surgery

[fallen tree]

i had a friend who got twisted balls, had to have surgery to staple them on either side

[gloomy tartan]

Idk how it came up

[hazy valley]

wasn't there a Venture Brothers episode about this

[gloomy tartan]

I’m really appreciative I don’t have those issues

[fallen tree]

the pain is so so bad

[visual vortex]

Staple gun

[gloomy tartan]

Bro thanks

I’m like more thankful now

[visual vortex]

As per usual

The punch doesnt hurt

[fallen tree]

id be worried if it DOESNT hurt

[gloomy tartan]

I don’t have to deal with testicular torsion

And thank god for that

[visual vortex]

But the light thump makes your balls sink into your chest from pain

[fallen tree]

i have phantom ball pain rn, please no more

[gloomy tartan]

Don’t you mean jump into your chest

[visual vortex]

Sink

[somber stream]

From climate change to balls surgery in the span of 1 hour

[gloomy tartan]

They jump up into your throat and you gulp

Through your chest

[lilac crag]

immedieately failed my 28

captain shield bug

[fallen tree]

doesnt count if you fail within 5mins of mission start

try again

[visual vortex]

I was about to transition into the people from the 3rd world that have a fear that their pentis is sinking inward like a turtle to a shell

[fallen tree]

just a warmup

[lilac crag]

coffee and a snack............. then more............

[somber stream]

I'm interested

[visual vortex]

Oh

[somber stream]

Which specific country are you referring to

[hazy valley]

I read half of this sentence and my brain autocompleted thinking you were going to start talking about the candiru

[visual vortex]

I cant tell you id i tried

[fallen tree]

i guess this is where i check out

[visual vortex]

I just know they think it sinks in

[fallen tree]

[gloomy tartan]

You guys remember when the punisher nuked the X-men?

[visual vortex]

And they get rlly depressed about it

[somber stream]

Damn

[visual vortex]

Ngl if i want to bathroom and saw my pentis sinking in id laugh my ass off

[gloomy tartan]

Eh

Eh

[hazy valley]

...wait sinks in what

[gloomy tartan]

EHV

[somber stream]

Inside

[gloomy tartan]

WAIT WHAT

[hazy valley]

is this like innie/outie belly button style

[visual vortex]

The pentis

No it just goes in

[gloomy tartan]

like

[somber stream]

Penis, gone, donezo

[hazy valley]

in??

[gloomy tartan]

You become a Ken doll. ?

[visual vortex]

Like a turtle head into a shell

[lilac crag]

[gloomy tartan]

Like you become a Ken doll?????

[visual vortex]

I think the name is based around the turtle stuff actually

[gloomy tartan]

Or the bag remains ?

[hazy valley]

[visual vortex]

Because it is almost exactly like that im sure

[gloomy tartan]

What’s the situation

[fallen tree]

am i not turtle-y enough for the turtle club?

turtle turtle

[visual vortex]

I dunno ive never had it

[gloomy tartan]

It’s real?

[visual vortex]

I think it's just induced by stressed

[gloomy tartan]

You didn’t make this up?

[visual vortex]

Yeah

No

Im deadass rn

[gloomy tartan]

What the fuck

[visual vortex]

I wish i was

[gloomy tartan]

Jesus

[visual vortex]

This is a fear

[somber stream]

I'm sure humanity will collectively pour every single resource possible into finding a way to prevent that, worry not

[gloomy tartan]

Holy shit

Your afraid it can happen to you?

[visual vortex]

It's been around for ages

[visual vortex]

No

[gloomy tartan]

Ok good

[somber stream]

Shrinking penis?

[visual vortex]

It would be funny

[gloomy tartan]

It’s not like a zombie virus is it

[visual vortex]

No

[gloomy tartan]

Can you catch it

[somber stream]

Last i check the numbers were going up

[gloomy tartan]

Can you contract it

Is it transferable lmao

[hazy valley]

are you genuinely asking if you can catch turtle penis

[muted warren]

i may no longer be a pillbug soon.

[hazy valley]

LOL

[visual vortex]

It's called the Koro syndrome

[hazy valley]

I'm crying laughing

[visual vortex]

I think

[gloomy tartan]

lol

[visual vortex]

I think it's a mix of stress and standards

[gloomy tartan]

Just curious if I need to like

Avoid hugging friends

[somber stream]

"genital retraction syndrome"

[gloomy tartan]

Don’t wanna catch it

[visual vortex]

You should be fine

[hazy valley]

some dude bites you and it's like a zombie virus

[gloomy tartan]

No like

You hug your homie

[somber stream]

The term is originated from Malaysia

[gloomy tartan]

Or like you talk to your homie for a while

[visual vortex]

Somehow im not surprised

[gloomy tartan]

Like close contact to a homie with it

And then you get it

Like it’s aura based

Or something

[somber stream]

"The term Koro is Malay for "head of a turtle," describing the retraction. In Chinese, it is often referred to as Shook yang."

[visual vortex]

It would probably be based off kissing

[gloomy tartan]

Oh

[visual vortex]

I TOLD YOU

[gloomy tartan]

Ok

[somber stream]

Shook

[visual vortex]

IM NOT MAKING THIS SHIT UP

[gloomy tartan]

I mean I don’t kiss much

[somber stream]

I'm.. Shooked

[visual vortex]

im shrunk

[gloomy tartan]

Get away from me

Can’t risk it twin

[visual vortex]

No no but think of the benefits

[gloomy tartan]

No

I don’t care if it causes wind drag

[visual vortex]

Chimpanzees and alligators wont try to bite it anymore

[gloomy tartan]

It’s STYLISH

ITS ABOUT STYLE

DRIP

[lilac crag]

I think we need to kill Oll

[gloomy tartan]

FASHION

[visual vortex]

No no trust

Im normal

I think

[somber stream]

Darktide general chat and the tactical advantages of a shrinkable penis

[lilac crag]

dude I trust you but I'm sorry I'm putting you down

[gloomy tartan]

We’ll just isolate them on a island

[visual vortex]

My head's a little dented

[gloomy tartan]

We don’t have to kill him

[visual vortex]

But my body is normal

[gloomy tartan]

The island of turtle benis

[visual vortex]

Lord of the flies

[gloomy tartan]

We’ll send you there

[fallen tree]

shrinkable penis has increased weapon swap speed to draw

[lilac crag]

okay Chris is going too

[gloomy tartan]

No wtf

[fallen tree]

probably not worth

[visual vortex]

Decreased damage

[gloomy tartan]

Dear god no

[visual vortex]

Increased speed

[somber stream]

• Fire rate

[somber stream]

-Weapon sway

[gloomy tartan]

Send me to the front lines instead

Please

[visual vortex]

Rlly cool actually if you like dex builds

[gloomy tartan]

Anything but that

[fallen tree]

mods, ban general chat

[visual vortex]

Mo no dont

It's funny

[lilac crag]

the turtle island calls both you and the fish

[gloomy tartan]

Fuck no

[visual vortex]

It's a mix of satire and actually stupid people like me

[gloomy tartan]

I don’t do that lmao

[visual vortex]

With horrible takes

[gloomy tartan]

I get chest pains

[visual vortex]

Let us mix

[fallen tree]

it is funny

[gloomy tartan]

But that’s normal

And headaches

But that’s fine

Only turtling I know of is when your trying to not shit your pants

[lilac crag]

I feel bad for the new folk that come in and see conversations like this

[visual vortex]

Breathe very deeply and ignore the pain until you feel a pop

[fallen tree]

trial by fire

[somber stream]

They can join in

[gloomy tartan]

Like my heart hurts

[somber stream]

Greyname initiazation

[visual vortex]

If they stop having weird takes

[gloomy tartan]

I’ll probaly have. A heart attack some day but that’s fine

[lilac crag]

I rarely see tiny cat speak in here and the one time they do it is

it is oll

talking about his dawg

[visual vortex]

Im not talking about mine

[lilac crag]

are you sure

[visual vortex]

Im talking about the Malaysians

[gloomy tartan]

Hey guys what’s your favorite type of primate

[lilac crag]

you're awful knowledgeable on this

[gloomy tartan]

I like lemurs

[somber stream]

It was a group study about a certain subject, something we do often here

[visual vortex]

Look it wouldnt matter as long as you're in a happy relationship

[gloomy tartan]

What about you guys

[visual vortex]

I like orangutans

[gloomy tartan]

What primates do you like

[visual vortex]

They can def speak

They dont

[muted warren]

i am now no longer a pillbug. i evolved. i can be pillbug again later.

[gloomy tartan]

Apparently the skunk bear is supposed to be a orangutang

[lilac crag]

um

[gloomy tartan]

The swamp Bigfoot

[lilac crag]

glue gunner from btd6

[visual vortex]

Too bif

The michigan dogman is actually just a shaved bear

[gloomy tartan]

It’s supposed to be a BIG orangutang that people think is a Bigfoot

Like a super big buff orangutang

Just runs the swamp

Actually as big as Bigfoot

[visual vortex]

My favorite video online is of the orangutan grabbing the monkey by the head and holding it because it tried to steal its food

Take that you stipid dumbass

[gloomy tartan]

Lololololol

I know

[visual vortex]

Hairy palm grab

[gloomy tartan]

I know that video

wtf lmao

That’s such. A deep cut

That’s such a deep cut bro lol

[fallen tree]

the fake video of the monkey taking an ak

peak

[gloomy tartan]

Wasn’t that from planet of the apes

lol

[visual vortex]

The orangutan grabbed him like an actual giant titan

It was so fluid

[fallen tree]

i think it was on the internet before the movies

[gloomy tartan]

By the fuckint skull too

[visual vortex]

Planet of the apes is kind of stupid

[gloomy tartan]

I watched zabomafoo

[visual vortex]

Because gorillas would be the top ones

[gloomy tartan]

So I love lemurs

Lemurs rule

They hop

They won’t kill you

[hazy valley]

I just got off work and was bored but I promise I didn't join because of the turtles

[gloomy tartan]

Lemurs just be side hopping

[lilac crag]

valid

[visual vortex]

I heard that lemur women are incredibly abusive

[gloomy tartan]

What

[visual vortex]

I will personally see their destruction

[gloomy tartan]

What do you mean

[lilac crag]

where does he keep finding this info from

[somber stream]

Lemur female

[gloomy tartan]

Like they slap them ?

[somber stream]

Wtf is a lemur women

[gloomy tartan]

Wdy mean bro it’s a lemur

[misty trench]

lemur? I hardly know her

[visual vortex]

I think they bite and remove limbs from males or something

[gloomy tartan]

They have make and female lemurs duh

[gloomy tartan]

BRO WHAT

[visual vortex]

Idk

[gloomy tartan]

I’ve never heard of this lmao

[visual vortex]

It came ro me in a dream

[gloomy tartan]

sever lmao

[hazy valley]

I've heard they like to move it move it

[lilac crag]

we geniunely need to tranquilize him

[gloomy tartan]

They are the most doscike animals lol

So doscile

They just run away

They hop

Sideways

Like crabssss

[somber stream]

No no leave the fish alone

He's funny

[visual vortex]

They steal the food from the males and chase them from their areas to maintain a hierarchy

[gloomy tartan]

BROOOO

ITS ALL FUCKED

98% of lemur species are listed as threatened, with 31% critically endangered, making them one of the most threatened mammal groups on earth.

NOOOOOOOO

MY LEMURSSSSS

SAVE THEMMMM

FUCKKKK

[visual vortex]

This is why im better because if a lemur did that to my ass im crushing its head with my forearms like a gorilla slamming the earth

[visual vortex]

Orangutan jungle school is peak media trust

[gloomy tartan]

People poach them for food 🙁

Pet trade

They are too innocent bro

They just side dash

[visual vortex]

🫩

[gloomy tartan]

Help my bois

[visual vortex]

They abusive each other

It's like river otters

Whwre the males bite the nose off of the females and drown dogs

[gloomy tartan]

I hope they develop the ability to spit toxin

[visual vortex]

Idrc about much animals beyond orcas because i hate them

Orcas can identify accents and poach sharks for liver

I KNOW they're shit talking me

[somber stream]

Orcas like to ram at sunfish at mach fuck to completely obliterate them, for sport

[visual vortex]

Thank goodness whales beat the fuck out of them

[astral basin]

I have mixed my rum cider

I am

Happy

[visual vortex]

Apple cider

[astral basin]

Rum cider

Rum and cider

A dash of lemon

Some cinnymon

[strange kraken]

https://tenor.com/view/jack-sparrow-hillywood-the-hillywood-show-hilly-hindi-johnny-depp-gif-11568764

[somber stream]

#zealot-class message

Aparently sunfish are like watermelon for orcas, they eat their entrails and metabolize them into a drink

[visual vortex]

Sunfish are the hard-carriers of the ocean

Braindead and full of parasites or something and taste bad

But a living food source if you need it

[somber stream]

Nah im good

They're so useless it's funny

[visual vortex]

*useful

To marine life

Sharks probably love them ngl

[somber stream]

Did they told you that in a dream

[visual vortex]

Knowing what sharks eat

No

Sharks will eat anything

Cut open one of their stomachs

You'll probably find an unidentified human arm and an entire dumpster from the middle of mexico

[somber stream]

So true

[visual vortex]

I think lemon sharks are the smarter ones

Because they can get attached to humans and get jealous when humans give other sharks or fish attention over them

Not saying to touch every shark in existence but maybe

Just maybe

Dog from ocean

[fallen tree]

mfw lemon sharks dont taste like lemon 😔

[visual vortex]

I like cookiecutter sharks and goblin sharks

[fallen tree]

i'd fw a goblin shark

[somber stream]

I like hammerhead shark

[whole glade]

does anyone wanna see my brechty boi?

[visual vortex]

Hammerhead shark 🤤

[whole glade]

hes alllmost dont

[visual vortex]

I like cookiecutter sharks because they sre incredibly cocky snd confident

They will bite chunks out of submarines

Orcas

Dolphins

And humans for food

They bite so many submarines and marine equipment some areas they commonly need reinforcements

[tepid mural]

Decides to look at discord for friends to play with. Stumble on a conversation about lemon sharks.

Classic discord

[visual vortex]

Sharks are cool

[somber stream]

Sharks are cool

[visual vortex]

I hope they make another maneater game

[gloomy tartan]

My favorite

I love them so much

[visual vortex]

I liked that game so much i 100% it

[gloomy tartan]

Hammer heads are so fun

Man eater was fun

[visual vortex]

First game i think i ever did that on

[gloomy tartan]

Jaws gsme is fun

[tepid mural]

Sharks are very cool yes.

I prefer mako. Huge eyes

[visual vortex]

Hammerheads commonly get tans

[fallen tree]

peak darktide discord

[visual vortex]

For camoflagud

[gloomy tartan]

Bro do you know how the jaws gsme ends ???

Fish?

[visual vortex]

They look like they're about to cry ngl

I think they need a hug

[gloomy tartan]

Jaws kills like the kraken bro

[visual vortex]

That's pretty sick

[gloomy tartan]

They dead ass unleash a giant squid on him

The jaws gsme rules the boss fights are peak

I want a remaster

You fight all the classic guys

[lilac crag]

they're just like me

[gloomy tartan]

You fight shamu!

Like there’s sooo many boss fights

[visual vortex]

In maneatsr

You fight a mako with a golfboll eye

[gloomy tartan]

Man eater also had a lot of good ones

Love how you become a atomic monster shark lmao

[visual vortex]

The dlc was eh

The maingame was good

[gloomy tartan]

It’s dumb movie vibes

B movie

Different from man eater

[visual vortex]

Just wish they released more skins of different species other than tiger shark

[gloomy tartan]

Yeh

[visual vortex]

When i played it

I always found it fun to take people off the beach or from below and bite their legs off

Then watch them float around while drowning and bleeding

Idk

I rlly liked the ragdolls

[gloomy tartan]

Dude Xbox 360

There was a Doritos gsme

You were a trex

[tepid mural]

I think so too

[gloomy tartan]

And you killed people

It was awesome

You killed for your Doritos

[visual vortex]

Doritos trex game on xbox 360

[gloomy tartan]

I think it was a cyborg with upgrades you pick

Yeah

It was based

[visual vortex]

Millions pf years of evolution led to this phrase

[gloomy tartan]

Yup

We did it

[visual vortex]

I remember maneatsr devs teasing about a sequel

Like 5 years ago or something

But the studio is owned by tripwire

And tripwire made kf3 so they'll prob go under or split and leave the ip with them before it even is released

I am the one maneater fan

And i want a sequel

[delicate vapor]

Thinks

[lilac crag]

Acts

[delicate vapor]

Decided

[somber stream]

doro.gif

[lilac crag]

licht

havoc?

[visual vortex]

Doron exploding to freeze 50 relic fuckass squirrels

[somber stream]

Im slavin' it Alex

[lilac crag]

death

[somber stream]

Redemption

[nocturne bloom]

I wish it was 2012 again. Waking up with a soggy yet cold atmosphere in a room i can see my own breath in just to play gears 3 with the boys

[visual vortex]

Im playing with worms rn 😆

[delicate vapor]

Wiggling like a worm rn

[amber delta]

[delicate vapor]

True

[nocturne bloom]

Moisturizing my snake rn

[delicate vapor]

[worn quail]

crying at this

[somber stream]

Jeans seed

[celest sky]

I hope they add triple t cosmetics

[somber stream]

@ripe tangle Will i die if i mix Rum, coffee and coke together

[cosmic burrow]

I forgot that sm2 can be fun

[cosmic burrow]

No

Drank worse

[vapid matrix]

hm

[somber stream]

Okay made a glass

WITNESS

[lilac crag]

if your liver fails, i call dibs

[somber stream]

I'll give you my stamp collection

[amber delta]

it cant

[rain idol]

No but you might see Jesus in the process

[somber stream]

Having a heacache

Headache

[ripe tangle]

No

that won’t kill you

[somber stream]

I'm haunting you if it does

[ripe tangle]

hey so if someone from the 1940s was suddenly brought to 2026, would they think we lived in some kind of weird fucked up sci-fi world?

[cosmic burrow]

how so

[jaunty path]

We have small rectangler devices that let us communicate with people on the otherside of the planet.

That GLOW

[ripe tangle]

yes and most of us use them to argue with strangers and watch porn

[jaunty path]

SEE

thats some shit

[somber stream]

That's awesome ngl

[jaunty path]

100% they'd assume we have flying cars

well

[somber stream]

World peace lol

[jaunty path]

we have self driving cars...

that kill

lmao

and ai

[ripe tangle]

I’m sure if you simply mentioned that flying cars are unsound logistically and safety-wise they’d understand why we don’t have that

[little marten]

iPad kid iPad kid

🫵😹

[ripe tangle]

Licht, just tell a 1940s person that France, Germany, and Italy all share the same currency and have open borders with eachother and they’d probably be like “WHAT THE FUCK?!” then follow it up by mentioning that the Soviet Union doesn’t exist anymore.

[visual vortex]

Yeah but rule of cool

[amber delta]

traxis-67 spotted 🗣️

[somber stream]

Depends on the nationality of said person. A German wouldn't be as surprise as a French would

For..reasons..

Lovely weather today innit

[visual vortex]

Innit

Chewsday

[somber stream]

Saturday but close enough

[visual vortex]

You know i cannot count past 10

[rain idol]

I want to go back in time to lik 800, with my schizophrenia and my knowledge on occasionally really useful things and some Advil I would be declared a God king that communes with spirits

[ripe tangle]

you go back to 800 AD and you just become a slave on a Viking Longboat

one who’s known for not shutting the hell up

[amber delta]

I want to go back to ancient greece and tell their elders about how smart we are in the future and we have electricity, so that when I get asked how we make electricity, I can respond with 'idk'

[somber stream]

I'd rather stay in the now than be a peasant working my ass off 16 hours a day, 6 days a week for mi'lord and have soup with bread mixed with sawdust until i die

[rain idol]

[little marten]

Don’t send me back in time

You’ll end up praying to me in the present

[amber delta]

dw youre too fat to fit through the portal

[somber stream]

Nurgle has beer belly 1000%

[ripe tangle]

I feel like ya’ll are forgetting that you don’t speak whatever language people in Ancient or even Medieval Times spoke.

[little marten]

Nah I’m LEAN atm

[ripe tangle]

people would genuinely not understand you or vice versa

[amber delta]

I will communicate with chatgpt

[ripe tangle]

they’d just see you as a strange foreigner

[ripe tangle]

They don’t have internet in the past

[little marten]

Perks of eating 1 meal a day for a month when I quit 🌿 at the start of the year

[ripe tangle]

nor would you have a way to charge your device

[somber stream]

I will find many success as a cook that look funny

[amber delta]

then how do they use GPS

[jaunty path]

how did anyone do anything before chatgbt 😭 I can't even decide what to eat in the morning without it!

[amber delta]

will neuralink have integrated grok

[ripe tangle]

I actually don’t use CHATGPT or any AI

I just type like a crazy person because I can

[jaunty path]

samer

[somber stream]

How widespread is Gate’s synthetic meat in US supermarkets?

[ripe tangle]

how the fuck would I know?!

[somber stream]

We have 3 americans in the chat right now, surely one of them live in big city

[jaunty path]

skibidi skibidi skibidi sigma sigma sigma sigma 6767677676767 look at how young quirky I am :3

[amber delta]

skibidi is old gen z slang nice self report boomer

[somber stream]

I was wrong

[cosmic burrow]

you dont have swag

[jaunty path]

erm

what the sigma ;3

[little marten]

DONT EAT SYNTHETIC MEAT ITS SPLICED WITH HYBRID DNA

[jaunty path]

hybrid of what

[little marten]

My dad has recently had a psychotic break and told me on the phone that “sigmas always get stabbed in the back” he’s 57

[amber delta]

zerg and protoss

[jaunty path]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[somber stream]

“Yeah we grow meat now”

[little marten]

Is unc cooked?!?

[jaunty path]

take phone away from child

[cosmic burrow]

we meat the grow

[jaunty path]

oops

I mean

[little marten]

Also

[jaunty path]

father

[little marten]

Rat x Human DNA

[rocky radish]

Why would they? Sounds like a conspiracy theory

[amber delta]

if its a conspiracy theory its probably true

[somber stream]

Did you acquire this knowledge directly from the local lizard folks

[jaunty path]

um, yummers???

[rocky radish]

"we want to make money off our product"
"Let's spend millions to be able to splice in unsavory things for the lols"

[little marten]

Uhh it’s obviously to pollute the soul and prevent ascension

[rocky radish]

I thought that was what TikTok was for

[little marten]

It’s not working fast enough for me 😈

[jaunty path]

i type in random things in chatgbt not to use it but do burn the ocean

[somber stream]

I see it as a plausible solution for a sustainable food source, but then monopoly is a thing

[jaunty path]

:p

[little marten]

At surface level I’d love that and I think we really have reached a point where we need to move away from meat.. I just don’t really trust anything like that

Maybe they pump it with an artificial sugar or something and next thing you know were all fatties eating sweets all the time

[somber stream]

Human need meat in our diet Nurgle

[ripe tangle]

@somber stream in the US, it’s illegal not to label synthetic meat as such in multiple states under the same pretense as you would fake/plantbased/insectbased meats, and in some states including Texas it’s illegal to sell it for human consumption at all, which explains why I always hear about it but have never seen it myself.

[somber stream]

But yeah, too many ways for it to go wrong

[rocky radish]

"here are some dirt cheap meals that taste like ass you should live on. Please ignore my friends partying on champagne and cavier in the background"

[amber delta]

are you ready for ze new world order

[little marten]

Sure but it’s not like animals can be raised sustainably in wholesome environments, now we have like a billion chickens getting mulched daily for people that “only really like the kfc skin and not the chicken”

[somber stream]

Based

[jaunty path]

why can't our dictators be hot beautiful women?

why does it need to be a fat old guy who wears diapers?

[amber delta]

kim jong un's sister got u covered

[jaunty path]

THIS

[rocky radish]

But the AI images show him with a 6 pack, so it must be true

[jaunty path]

is why we shouldve got kamela harris

we couldve had a beautiful dictator but nooo we need the ugly bastard president who audibly shat himself on camera multiple times

[somber stream]

Farms are probably for the best, wouldn't want the billionaires to acquire power over food supply as well, then we'd be absolutely fucked

[ripe tangle]

it turns out that Texas is a pretty big meat industry state and that the state government is trying everything in it’s power to not let cultivated meat companies take their business from them

[jaunty path]

Humilation kinks are rampant throughout the american populus, because millions voted for this man

its true

[little marten]

Same for the religious preparation of animals, I understand it in biblical times when a village raises an animal and cutting its throat is a weirdly respectful and ritualistic act.. but doing that on mass and rapid scale in grotty factories is just so inhuman

[amber delta]

I illegally flew to the US to cast 10 unregistered votes on him

[lilac crag]

my discord broke in a strange way

[somber stream]

Yeah i've seen what the industry is doing to male chicks

Upsetting, still

[delicate vapor]

[rocky radish]

I worked at a chicken battery farm for two days when I was younger

I'm not sure if it was the smell or what I saw that made me throw up most often

[timber elk]

is sitting on top of a rock eating jelly beans

[rocky radish]

The only correct way to live

[timber elk]

Yes :>

he than ate a really bad jelly bean. Black licorice BAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!! starts swinging his power axe everywhere destroying everything out of desperation

[visual vortex]

Same

[somber stream]

The Coffee rum coke combo isn't it, my heart is racing lmao

[visual vortex]

Drink more

Lock in

Awaken the inner gorilla

[somber stream]

Okay fish

[jaunty path]

.

licht

wtf r u doing

:)

[ripe tangle]

Which of these is the best name for a Rooster?

Pheonix, Nugget, or Colonel

[visual vortex]

Colonel

[somber stream]

Exploring new boundaries

[visual vortex]

Because it sounds like kernel

[ripe tangle]

hehehehehehe

[jaunty path]

dude

what the F U C K

[rocky radish]

Colonel Nugget

[jaunty path]

have I been

listening to for the past minute

https://open.spotify.com/track/34jDexIVNRb3E12CMkQwlZ?si=4b8736346cda421f

[visual vortex]

My mixtapep

Wait nvm that's shit wtf

Even i dont make things that bad

[jaunty path]

Its

[visual vortex]

Ass

[jaunty path]

wtf

[visual vortex]

That is just sound

Me when sound for the sake of sound:

[jaunty path]

ok but the part that got me was the random touhou song

that was cirnos song

what the FUCK bro

[timber elk]

throws jelly beans at her and places a cup of strawberry milk in front of her

[visual vortex]

The part that made me quit off of Spotify was when i heard one picosecond of that

Quicker than my own shadow spamming alt f4

[somber stream]

Switch to Apple Music, cheaper

[visual vortex]

I dont even use spotify

Too many ads

[somber stream]

Spotify will increase price again by the end of this year, calling it

[visual vortex]

Fortnite will increase price of vbucks to make more funds for disney and epic games collaboration on an extraction shooter with disney characters

[amber delta]

cursed sentence

[visual vortex]

Yeah

The worst part

All of that is true

None of that was made up

[somber stream]

Does it has Rapunzel

[visual vortex]

Idk

We know nothing about it beyond that

And that playtesters have vocally said that it is very unoriginal

It's arc raiders with disndy characters

That's the game

[somber stream]

Idk

I would pay to see Merida T-bagging Mulan

[amber delta]

we are not here to bw original we are here to make moneeeeeey

[jaunty path]

pretty sure thats like

stimcore or smth

[timber elk]

tackles her

[rocky radish]

Fools will still lap up the unoriginal dregs they are fed and beg for more

[visual vortex]

We are not here to risk it all to push a game engine to its limits and make an amazing game we're here to make money 🤑 🔥

[wooden creek]

Where's my goshdang disney-themed tide game

[visual vortex]

We're kinda like the chicken that stalin tore the feathers off of

And then gave food to show that you can torment your people and they'll still trust you enough fo get them food

Or something

[rocky radish]

Is that the orange dictators guiding philosophy?

[visual vortex]

Idk

[amber delta]

ye he's an infamous communist

[visual vortex]

I am using 1% of my neurons to remember something i heard in a conversation over 5 or 6 years ago

[rocky radish]

What can you do with 100%?

[visual vortex]

Remember something i heard 0.5 picoseconds ago

[jaunty path]

how long is a picosecond

[visual vortex]

Shorter than a milisecond

Millisecond

[jaunty path]

how long is that

[whole bough]

desync mauler that hits me when it was nowhere near

gaming

[visual vortex]

Shorter than a second

[somber stream]

0.01 second

[whole bough]

pico is 0.01?

[somber stream]

No wait

FISH FUCKING LIED

[visual vortex]

🤫

[somber stream]

one trillionth, or one millionth of one millionth of a second, or 0.000 000 000 001 seconds.

[visual vortex]

I never said precisely how fast a millisecond is

I just said it was shorter than a second

Therefore i did not lie

[delicate vapor]

Getting my $6.99 small McChicken meal

[jaunty path]

Just dodge harder

[amber delta]

dont desync

[gloomy tartan]

Guys

Would you want to be a fossil

🧠

[amber delta]

doesnt matter, I will be a fossil at some point

[gloomy tartan]

Fossils require specific like factors to happen tho

[jaunty path]

thats gay

[gloomy tartan]

You could just not become a fossil

Most things don’t

[jaunty path]

chud fossil

[amber delta]

my niece already calls me a fossil 🥀

[gloomy tartan]

What if you were fossilized mid combat

Liek that velociraptor and the protoceratops

[delicate vapor]

AIts

I

AO

ITS SO FUCKING COLDDD

[gloomy tartan]

Bro your a human

Adjust your internal temperture

Duh

[delicate vapor]

[bronze wren]

Imagine getting fossilized with a broom in your hands and Right Next to you the fossilized Rat you‘ve been trying to shoo out of your House

[gloomy tartan]

Fossilized taking a deuce

With the deuce also fossilized

There’s fossils of fish who died eating a fish that was too big

Literal hubris forever immortalized

[bronze wren]

Insurmountable greed

[gloomy tartan]

Sometimes it’s a fish of it’s own species

Dead ass lmao

[bronze wren]

I mean

[gloomy tartan]

A lot of prehistoric animals were super down with cannibalism

It used to be the style for a long era of life on earth

[jaunty path]

some still are

[bronze wren]

You gotta Hit those proteins somehow

[gloomy tartan]

Tasmanian devils eat animals from the butt first

We dunno why

[jaunty path]

freaks

[gloomy tartan]

It’s cuz there from the land down under

It’s opposite there

[bronze wren]

Cant you hear the thunder

[gloomy tartan]

They scream and all bite the fuck out of each others faces

I love them

Their doing there best

They live fast and hard

💪🏼

[somber stream]

👶

[gloomy tartan]

🫳
👶
🕳️

[bronze wren]

For some reason I had the picture of a tapir in my Head while Reading about your freaky tasmanian devils

[gloomy tartan]

👴
🕳️

[delicate vapor]

O deer

[gloomy tartan]

Did you know crash bandicoot is real

Bandicoots are real animals and they look stupid

Stupid awesome

🔥

[bronze wren]

But do they rumble in the jungle?

[somber stream]

Sent a picture of my face to my overseas colleague, they said i look younger than them 👶

[delicate vapor]

Got ze chicken burger

[gloomy tartan]

You got good genes

Grats

[somber stream]

Young faces have their downside

Like that one guy from the hunger games

[delicate vapor]

“Show your id please”

[somber stream]

Ah no, Newt from Maze Runner

[visual vortex]

The fat kid that got shot and died?

[delicate vapor]

Think so

[slim flicker]

isn't that chuck

chuck?

I AM NOT CRAZY

[timber elk]

Guys

What if

We raise skeletons from the ground

And have them become farmers

[jaunty path]

What if they don't want to

[timber elk]

Hmmm

Than we have them

Become

Wine makers

[jaunty path]

Skeleton slavery 🥀

Necrons irl

[timber elk]

It’s not slavery

And we will call ourselves the boner boys

God I hate myself

Fuck it

[timber elk]

sends skeletons to missus to help her clean her house rattle em boys!

[tired compass]

expeditions are kind of dead outside of malice?

can't find any players

[simple cliff]

Meow.

[little marten]

🫣

[wooden creek]

Not much reason to play on anything higher, you don't get more remnants

If it's difficulty you want, well, havoc's right there

[still forge]

Can you build a Veteran to be a good frontliner?

like with melee

[jaunty path]

Yo how much scrap we got for theta

[jaunty path]

Psword w voc helps

[wooden creek]

Uuuh we're more than halfway there I think

[jaunty path]

What r the first 2 numbers

[wooden creek]

I played a bit yesterday and I think it was at 113m

[jaunty path]

Yesterday. Should be around 150

Now atleast

The clock is ticking

Coal or gem? Coal.

[lost bone]

Hello lovelies is it normal to only get melee weapons when playing psyker?

[somber stream]

Relatively

Long as you're helping the team, ig

[lost bone]

No like as rewards I've only gotten melee weapons and no range weapons

[somber stream]

Oooh, just bad luck with rng, i get staves rather often

[marsh iris]

stoves

for cooking

[somber stream]

Hot meals on the front to boost morale

[quaint moss]

rizz

[elder merlin]

[timber elk]

somehow finds a large crossbow that can shoot large metal spikes

[somber stream]

#zealot-class message
murder

[timber elk]

Oh….oh that’s scary

[simple cliff]

It is amazing how I can watch a team ignore medicare stations when on 3 wounds, not know how smoke works think it's a stun grenade, and then when he died instead of blaming his lack of using the medicare targets he instead goes on a massive rant about how smoke needs a buff and should heal corruption and block melee. After that he suggested it should electrify enemies.

Brother, you chose the niche grenade that is hardly used outside of maelstorms/havoc for good reason. You don't often get a ton of ranged enemies bunch up where a smoke would be helpful compared to just suppression.

[wooden creek]

Mission rewards are always rng. You can get a grey weapon of your choice from the Armoury, provided that you have unlocked it from levelling

[simple cliff]

Most people use brunt armory till they get a 60% in the dump stat they want.

But getting a good weapon with good stats can save you a lot of plasteel.

[jaunty path]

When will fs let us trade materials to other players

[hazy valley]

Could you imagine telling a newer player you'll give them 5k plasteel and diamantine if they run up and slap the daemonhost LOL

[bronze wren]

I‘d do it for 5 without the k

[hazy valley]

Tbh we do kinda need more to do with materials though

[bronze wren]

Als ordo dockets are kinda useless

[jaunty path]

Id do that ngl

[delicate vapor]

Too damn cold

[fading otter]

Monkeys paw curls and they go back to the system they had before weapon masteries where you had to gamble literally everything you had at Brunt’s/Hadrons to get a max stat/good blessing weapon

[quaint moss]

re4

[timber elk]

Noooo?

That puny crossbow but not like

An actual heavy duty crossbow that shoots a rod the size of a light post

[lost bone]

Maybe it's about my level cause i literally just started playing psyker lol

[stuck wasp]

What about man sized Crossbow that shoot repurposed rpg rounds

[timber elk]

Not really practical. I can’t go and fetch the arrow or rpg round in this instance

Plus I been playing alot of remnant from the ashes lately

There’s this really cool crossbow called the devestator and it absolutely FUCKS

It shoots like 5 blades and its mod shoots like entire large spike that applies bleed

[delicate vapor]

[jaunty path]

https://youraislopbores.me/

play this

its fun

a guy asked me to draw skibidi toilet

🥹

[south valve]

Oh I’ve seen that

[quaint moss]

bow on a cross, jesus bow

[south valve]

Take a bow

[timber elk]

Don’t you just love

A crossbow THAT FUCKS

[south valve]

Have you seen the doom the dark ages crossbow?

[timber elk]

Yes