general-chat

[jaunty path]

All we have is garbage now

[south valve]

I've been summoned

[amber portal]

Solo havoc 40 on level 1 with grey weapons and i name evey breed of all animals

[gloomy tartan]

Missus buy the entire Johnny bravo blue ray set

[twin flower]

Could prolly find it on the internet

[gloomy tartan]

With directors commentary

[twin flower]

Egh

[jaunty path]

Mayb

[gloomy tartan]

Do it

Spend the money

Or you could like idk

Watch BIODOME

That will reset your brain

[dire kayak]

meow meow meow mewo

mrrp

[amber portal]

Mrrow meow meow miau

MEow tired...

[dire kayak]

eepy,,,,,

[hazy kestrel]

All I remember from that show was Johnny saying

“Woah momma!”

[amber portal]

I might go eep..

[dire kayak]

i feel like you're a mix of maul and fatalist

[gloomy tartan]

He has a arc

[south valve]

I somehow know exactly what you mean

or near enough

[gloomy tartan]

Of learning to respect women

That’s johnnys arc

[hazy kestrel]

And then that catchphrase became the running joke on my old friend group whenever we talked about tall women or something.

[gloomy tartan]

Dead ass lol

[amber portal]

Tall woman...?

[hazy kestrel]

Yes

[gloomy tartan]

He’s a twink mommas boy who got buff

[amber portal]

I knew a woman that was 6 foot tall..

[gloomy tartan]

He learns how to respect women

That’s the show

[twin flower]

I thought it was more about women not really being into whatever Johny is

[hazy kestrel]

Woah momma!

[gloomy tartan]

Because he’s a fucking himbo

Who talks like a idiot

[twin flower]

Exactly

[gloomy tartan]

He learns to talk more respectfully

Eventually

[jaunty path]

It is

[gloomy tartan]

Be nicer to his sister

Listens to his momma more

That’s his arc lmao

When you finish the show

[jaunty path]

You think Johnny Bravo will ever be on television again

[languid hazel]

Okay so I previously “confessed” about my real height. The truth is I lied then too. They can’t actually determine my height because my physical body operates on a non-euclidean plane of existence :3

[gloomy tartan]

He just stopped being so disrespectful about wanting women

That was his only thing holding him back

[hazy kestrel]

Bro, everything is non Euclidean

[gloomy tartan]

And he was so bro dude macho because he grew up a loser

[jaunty path]

It feels like a pepe le pew situation

[gloomy tartan]

He was a skinny nerd so he over compensated

[jaunty path]

Oh.

[amber portal]

Grr i want a hug

[jaunty path]

Thats really interesting

[gloomy tartan]

He used to be a skinny nerd

Yeah it’s smart

It’s good for guys to watch

Shows that it’s not being buff or cool

It’s not being a horny douche

Women like respect

Lmao

All the women in the show are capable

Smarter than Johnny

Turn him down cuz of how he acts

Not cuz how he looks

Getting buff doesn’t make his problems go away

He still gets bullied in many episodes lol

Just usually by women or other guys who learned how to be respectful

It is also of note Johnny doesn’t have a dad if I remember right

[jaunty path]

If only incels watched this show

[gloomy tartan]

Like bro had the realest arc lol

Happy ending

[jaunty path]

You're making me wanna watch this shit now

Was it just one episode

[hazy kestrel]

Same lmao

[gloomy tartan]

It’s silly but so deal bro

[hazy kestrel]

It was many

[gloomy tartan]

No many episodes

It’s fun

[jaunty path]

oh fuck

[gloomy tartan]

He had a real arc

It takes time bro

Like he learns

But soooo slow

Sooo god damn slow

He’s such a dunce head

Cuz he was a nerd so liek I HAVE TO BE COOL

MACHO

HUAH

[jaunty path]

Thats very realistic

[gloomy tartan]

ELVIS

yeah

But he’s nice to his momma

[jaunty path]

Does he ever get a gf

[gloomy tartan]

Uhhh

He learns to be nicer to women

And they stop hating him

[jaunty path]

Thats pretty cool

[gloomy tartan]

Idk if he gets a cannon girk

But it’s like

He changes

Legit

Eventually

[jaunty path]

That leaves it very open ended

[gloomy tartan]

It’s a very slow gradual change

[jaunty path]

i like that

[twin flower]

This was a kids show as well lmao

[gloomy tartan]

He gets healthier

Yeah it was so real

[hazy kestrel]

The journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step.

[twin flower]

Teach them young

[gloomy tartan]

Like he fails so much with women too

Which is normal

[languid hazel]

I’m gonna make a Johnny Bravo spin off that pans out almost exactly the same except Johnny realizes she’s actually trans :3

[gloomy tartan]

He never gets bummed over a girk for long

[jaunty path]

girk

[amber portal]

Girks

[gloomy tartan]

Yep

[tired steeple]

Kirk

[south valve]

girk

[amber portal]

Im also a girk

[jaunty path]

[twin flower]

i too like girks

[south valve]

Fucking autocorrect

[gloomy tartan]

Girks and guyks

[tired steeple]

Everybody hit the sea lion

[south valve]

Is my favourite hobby

[jaunty path]

We're known as foids ackshelly

im so cooked

[tired steeple]

Foids and moids

[gloomy tartan]

You into girks or guyks

[twin flower]

what kind of dance move is this

[gloomy tartan]

?

[tired steeple]

I like both I’m birksexual

[amber portal]

Kirksexual

[tired steeple]

You slap your belly and that’s it

[twin flower]

noice

[south valve]

I have only ever heard this terminology from this server

[twin flower]

Real

[gloomy tartan]

I love Johnny bravo

He’s a good guy with a good heart

[tired steeple]

It’s incel terminology but it sounds so stupid people just use it as a joke now

[gloomy tartan]

His rudeness comes from ignorance

And he learns and changes

[hazy kestrel]

Same with chud

It’s lost its meaning

[gloomy tartan]

Even tho he’s a himbo he’s respectful to his mom

[south valve]

What did chud originally mean?

[gloomy tartan]

Also every women in th at show is hot

Like holy shit

[amber portal]

I forgot what foid means...

[jaunty path]

Ok I like that he doesn't get a gf by the end because it shows the viewer directly that all the changes Johnny goes through doesn't guarantee you a girlfriend.

[gloomy tartan]

Johnny bravo has so many hot women

[tired steeple]

Yeah chud is so funny

[hazy kestrel]

I believe the phrase is

Woah momma!

[gloomy tartan]

It shows that women will respect him more now

Like they stop bashing him

[jaunty path]

Which is a huge step

[gloomy tartan]

Instantly

It’s a instant change

They stop shitting on him and he’s just like a kinda nerveous guy

[amber portal]

How to stop getting bullied from woman

[gloomy tartan]

It’s very realistic lol

Like he has the ability to have relationships with women now

Is the end of the show

And it’s validated by multiple women

[amber portal]

Having relationships is a crazy perk

[gloomy tartan]

Including his sister and mom

Like everyone recognizes his change

And that with his change

He’s a really nice guy

That everyone enjoyed

Albeit a fucking dork

But no one hates him anymore

He still annoys some women but like

That’s life lol

[astral basin]

“The succubus goes to charm you-“
“Ummm scuse me that dont work we are ACE, i cant be seduced”
“Nonono charmed, she pulls out a crisp plate of garlic bread”
“I auto fail gimme ts”

[gloomy tartan]

That one major character flaw was the only thing holding him bsck

Also he thinks women love the macho shit

It legit comes from ignorance

[jaunty path]

getting bullied by women?

[gloomy tartan]

The way he acts

[jaunty path]

mmm

[gloomy tartan]

It’s not malice to women

He LOVES women

Cuz he was raised by his mom alone

[tired steeple]

Searching for women to bully me

[wraith phoenix]

I can’t wait for my fell for it again award

[amber portal]

I get bullied by everything dw

[hazy kestrel]

I know that feel pal

[gloomy tartan]

Johnny would be the guy who goes where’s my hug

[tired steeple]

Me fragging my officer so that the SoBs whip me but they GENUINELY put me in the penance engine

[gloomy tartan]

But he evolved from that

🙂

[south valve]

Well if you weren’t such a LOSER..

[amber portal]

I love this server ngl

[amber portal]

Stawp...

[stuck crescent]

............Lucky

[amber portal]

Im not a loser

Im DIFFERENT

[stuck crescent]

I sleep now

[jaunty path]

Hello moids, foids and noids

[gloomy tartan]

Johnnys a real feminist show lmao

[hazy kestrel]

Missus

[gloomy tartan]

Every woman is a boss

[stuck crescent]

The dominos mascot?

[gloomy tartan]

A doctor

[hazy kestrel]

What the fuck are you talking about Missus

[gloomy tartan]

A spy

[south valve]

The pizza hut thing?

[jaunty path]

wait noid is that motherfucker from pizza tower

[dire kayak]

youll never get bullied by me

[hazy kestrel]

I remember the Amazon women episode

[dire kayak]

it'll be okay

[gloomy tartan]

The noid is a pizza guy

[amber portal]

What are noids

[jaunty path]

Nothing a moid like you would understand 😒

[gloomy tartan]

He steals your pizza

[tired steeple]

Hello goober

[amber portal]

Ur pawsome

[stuck crescent]

Weird mascot

avoid the noid

[hazy kestrel]

Oh :(

[gloomy tartan]

The noid is from domino or Pizza Hut

Yeah it’s a mascot

[stuck crescent]

Dominos

[gloomy tartan]

He steals your pizza

He’s like the hamburger

[amber portal]

I love domino pizzas

[jaunty path]

Oh. FUCK THAT IS

[gloomy tartan]

Let

[jaunty path]

I GOT THE WORDS MIXED UP

[tired steeple]

Alright then

[jaunty path]

S O C I ET Y

[stuck crescent]

WOT A DUM-DUM

[gloomy tartan]

Whut

[stuck crescent]

AM I ROIGHT?

[gloomy tartan]

🦍

[amber portal]

Englalalalaland

[south valve]

Wait, are we all gonna ignore that goober said this? 👁️ 👁️

[gloomy tartan]

Bro

[amber portal]

YURI OR I RIOT

[stuck crescent]

no

[dire kayak]

ILL RIOT TOO

[south valve]

Not even yaoi smh

[stuck crescent]

no

[gloomy tartan]

You can’t even tell who’s a what under all the armor

[amber portal]

RAHH

[gloomy tartan]

Let’s be real

[dire kayak]

YURI OR WE GET THE GUILLOTINE

[gloomy tartan]

You can’t see tits under carapace armor

[south valve]

HARAMBE NO

[amber portal]

What if they have xray vision

[gloomy tartan]

No one’s pulling pants down to prove they are a whatever in the trenches

[gloomy tartan]

Who the fuck has that

[south valve]

What??

[stuck crescent]

Ok, thats enough darktide chat

[gloomy tartan]

I have purple eyes

[amber portal]

Homelander

[hazy kestrel]

Nothing hotter than a woman in full realistic plate armor.

[amber portal]

Idk man

Admechs

Admechs maybe

[gloomy tartan]

Nothing hotter than soemthing hot covered in armor

[astral basin]

Lies
Real woman in fake boob armor

[gloomy tartan]

With a big weapon

[tender horizon]

Idk I was not into Brienne of Tarth

[hazy kestrel]

Yucky

:(

[gloomy tartan]

I mean guys

[hazy kestrel]

Boob plate is actually a detriment

[gloomy tartan]

Joan De’Arc was buff

She was a farm girl

[dire kayak]

im gonna spread the spanish flu

[gloomy tartan]

She was a buff tan tomboy

[hazy kestrel]

You get whacked with a mace or a heavy blunt weapon and there goes your rib cage

[amber portal]

Why

[gloomy tartan]

🧠

[amber portal]

THE GOOBER FLU

[south valve]

🤤

[dire kayak]

im feeling silly :3

[south valve]

GLU

[amber portal]

Lets hug

[gloomy tartan]

Big farm buff French tan tomboy Joan De’Arc organizing armies like

[hazy kestrel]

St. Olga of Kiev was another badass woman

[amber portal]

The silly glu...

[hazy kestrel]

But for different reasons

[gloomy tartan]

she was different thammer

[astral basin]

Boob plate may be a detriment
But
Real woman can have a meaningful relationship with
Rather than making person stew out of the atmosphere of your room

[gloomy tartan]

I watched a puppet history episode on her

She remained single too bro

The emperor of some empire tried to Mary her and convert her people

She did a clause that because he technically became her uncle to adopt her into the faith he couldn’t marry her

Kept her people free

Not converted

[dire kayak]

YES

[gloomy tartan]

She was all about her people’s independence

She did that shit

[hazy kestrel]

Olga of Kiev was the realest one to ever exist.

[gloomy tartan]

She used BIRD TO BURN A TOWN down

[dire kayak]

who's olga

[astral basin]

To hell w hugging
who wants to be little spoon?

[gloomy tartan]

Basically they split her man in half with trees

[hazy kestrel]

Her husband gets murdered by a rival tribe, what does she do? The fucking goes all doom slayer on everyone

[gloomy tartan]

So she burned the guys grooms maids to death in a sauna

[amber portal]

WYM TO HELL WITH HUGGING

[hazy kestrel]

Based

[gloomy tartan]

She then did a red wedding too

[amber portal]

I hug goober anytime i want.

[gloomy tartan]

She did a legit red wedding

[astral basin]

SPOONING MF

[south valve]

Can I be a knife instead? 🇬🇧 🇬🇧 🇬🇧 🇬🇧

[gloomy tartan]

Killed most of the guys family and friends at his place

Then they sieged his shit

And she asked for birds from every house

[astral basin]

Chicagos got you beat in knife crimes mate

[gloomy tartan]

She tied burning coals to the birds feet and released them

The birds flew home

[astral basin]

The stab country is american now

[south valve]

Idk what flag that is

[gloomy tartan]

The guys town burned to the ground

[hazy kestrel]

I will not take this Chicago slander!

[gloomy tartan]

They killed and enslaved any one who fled the town

The guy had his entire empire destroyed

[hazy kestrel]

I went there and did not get stabbed once! >:(

[gloomy tartan]

That was Olga’s revenge for her man

She destroyed the man’s entire world

[hazy kestrel]

Fucking based

[gloomy tartan]

Bro she made her son throw a spear to declare war for her

At age 5

[hazy kestrel]

And her portraits are badass af too.

[gloomy tartan]

And also I believe the Byzantine emperor tried to convert and marry her

[south valve]

Yeah! And if you come to the UK I will ensure MYSELF that it happens at least once

[amber portal]

I wanna go to toilet but its dark so i cant go to toilet

A demon will eat me

[gloomy tartan]

But she avoided that marriage

And kept her people independent

[hazy kestrel]

Ah, British hospitality. :)

[gloomy tartan]

Her son was a good ruler after too

Her mom left him a easier job

[hazy kestrel]

Make friends with the demon

[gloomy tartan]

It’s a happy ending for Kiev

[hazy kestrel]

Talk about philosophy

[gloomy tartan]

I mean

[amber portal]

No...

[hazy kestrel]

With the demon

Name the demon

[south valve]

Have a rap battle with the demon

[amber portal]

Im turning into daemon host then

[hazy kestrel]

Have tea with the demon

[amber portal]

Ues

Yes

[gloomy tartan]

A demon named bust a nut?

[twin flower]

Fear the name

NUT

[south valve]

Buster N. Utt

[gloomy tartan]

Bust-AH-Nut

[amber portal]

This made me laugh very stupidly

APOLOGIZE

[gloomy tartan]

The demons name

Say it 3 times to summon them

From Detroit

[icy wedge]

Does a disconnect and reconnect in havoc prevent true surv?

[south valve]

Please accept my blueberries as penance 😔

[amber portal]

Yes...

I love berries

[gloomy tartan]

Bust them blue berrie nutz

[twin flower]

No

[dire kayak]

oouuggg

[south valve]

👁️ 👁️

[dire kayak]

meow

[twin flower]

dont the berries

[dire kayak]

mrrrpp mrrow

[amber portal]

Mau mewo

[gloomy tartan]

I want this on a shirt

[dire kayak]

blueberry,,,,,

[gloomy tartan]

So people wonder what it means

[dire kayak]

mrrrp purrr meow

[south valve]

They’re so delicious right?

[amber portal]

Mrrow miau meow

[south valve]

Shame I gave the last one to Yommy..

[gloomy tartan]

I like them In muffins

[tight pine]

They’re uhh… something that’s for sure, but very juicy if they’re right big though

[south valve]

😈

[amber portal]

Blueberries make me grow into an ogryn.

[amber portal]

Shit who laced my blueberries with fent!!

[twin flower]

Had a berry bush in my old home before we always picked from as a lad

[south valve]

THEY WILL PAY

[amber portal]

I used to hope a fence to get into a garden of a neighbor and eat his berries

When i was really young

[twin flower]

noice

[amber portal]

Noise

[south valve]

Marine

[amber portal]

Space?

Plague?

[south valve]

Noise

[amber portal]

OGRYN SPACE PSYKER MARINE

[south valve]

Oh

That too

[amber portal]

Mrrow...

[twin flower]

Noise Marines

[amber portal]

CAT GIRL MARINE

[twin flower]

We got the Maid Marines

funnily enough

[timber elk]

We need

Crab marines

[south valve]

YES

[amber portal]

Wait fr?

[tight pine]

LEX MARINES!

[tired steeple]

they're not canon lol

but they're popular

[amber portal]

Cyber mastiff marine

[twin flower]

its a homebrew but theres like art and lore of it floating around last i checked

[final saffron]

Well if you wanna be technical..the emperor's children-

[grand mural]

man shut yo ass

[timber elk]

Not those crabs

[timber elk]

🦀🦀🦀🦀

[twin flower]

Power Fish?

Power Claw

[mystic fossil]

the fun meter on scum is over 9000 right

[amber portal]

Power crab

[mystic fossil]

is scum the most fun class?

[amber portal]

Psyker too

Smite is so cool

[mystic fossil]

haven't been motivated to play tide recently

[amber portal]

Im gonna force u

[mystic fossil]

shhhhhh they're lurking

[twin flower]

Darktide burnout is real

[amber portal]

I DONT CARE

I LOVE SMITE

[hazy kestrel]

This is true

With that said

[mystic fossil]

like im NOT grinding penances

[hazy kestrel]

I think I can stomach one more match of salvage grinding today

[amber portal]

Why irs so fun

[mystic fossil]

so is scum worth buying? for the fun meter?

[amber portal]

I almost have all penances for hive scum

[amber portal]

Yes

Hell yeah

[hazy kestrel]

Yes

I recommend the Anarchist voice for peak “Florida man” gaming

[amber portal]

I would buy scum just for boom kun alone!

[mystic fossil]

or do i wait for admech

[hazy kestrel]

Depends

[mystic fossil]

to choose what to buy

[amber portal]

When will he come

I want admecj

[twin flower]

people think it might come out during that skulls event

[amber portal]

When do i think admech will come

[hazy kestrel]

Probably in a few more months

Yeah that ^

[mystic fossil]

summer apparently, not admech but theyre the most speculated class no guarantees

[twin flower]

if theyre right thats another 2 months i think

[hazy kestrel]

It is verified AdMech

[amber portal]

What could admech do

Hmm

[hazy kestrel]

The new class has weapons from the Skitarri ruststalkers

[mystic fossil]

by datamines?? FALSE, GIVE ME MY SQUATTSSS

[hazy kestrel]

But it could also be a Tech Adept

[mystic fossil]

GIVE ME MY DWARFS

[twin flower]

have a third bionic arm that does the shooting for you

[mystic fossil]

MY SPACE BARDIN

[amber portal]

What weapons could admech have

[mystic fossil]

MY ROCK AND STONE

[amber portal]

And abilitys

[hazy kestrel]

Depends on the specific occupation of the admech class

Hope we get an Omnissian axe

I need it

[amber portal]

Whats hat

That

[mystic fossil]

uhhh vibro blades, they're special energy weapons and more plasma stuff, also prob a polearm

[hazy kestrel]

The typical two handed axe of Tech Priests

[amber portal]

Omg i hope we get plasma pistols

[twin flower]

Hell yeah

[hazy kestrel]

Too basic

Phosphor Serpenta

[twin flower]

Laslock rifles

[amber portal]

I hope we get a nuke.

[twin flower]

flintlocks but lasers

[amber portal]

Plaslock

[gloomy tartan]

I want a backpack heavy machine gun

[mystic fossil]

im guessing the gimmick for this class if admech will be some sort of extra apendages ability where it can shoot multiple weapons or swing lots of melees at once like rustalkers

[gloomy tartan]

Like the veteran art

[twin flower]

Honestly yeah

[hazy kestrel]

Someday pal

[twin flower]

Its a long time coming at this point

[hazy kestrel]

Someday

:(

[mystic fossil]

the bulldog with a backpack?

[amber portal]

Should i buy arbitrator or wait for admech

[hazy kestrel]

Vet with da ciggie, what will he do?

[mystic fossil]

arbites is solid but wait for a sale

[amber portal]

It was in sale a month ago...

And i bought hive scum that wasnt for sale

[twin flower]

rough

[mystic fossil]

guys ogryn needs heavy bolter from sm2

[amber portal]

Or power fists

[mystic fossil]

ogryn just needs a bolter why the fuck don't he have one

[twin flower]

give them that billhook from munda!!

[tight pine]

Lightning claw

[mystic fossil]

we are NOT getting ts

[thick coyote]

Because every ogryn ranged weapon is shit dawg

That's why

[tight pine]

Would be cool

[hazy kestrel]

Brass Knuckles for Big Man when?

[twin flower]

REAL

[mystic fossil]

if they aint adding a power fist we are NOT getting a claw

[twin flower]

Not even knuckle dusters?

[amber portal]

Ir martial arts for hive scum

Crack fu

[hazy kestrel]

“One fist of iron, the other of steel. If the right one don’t get ya then the left one will.” — Big man, before clocking a heretic’s lights out.

[thick coyote]

Also on the red Robes topic

[amber portal]

Drop kicking da beast of nurgle

[thick coyote]

We did find a very specific chain lightning in the game codes

So

Arc Rifle incoming

[mystic fossil]

smite witha switch?

[hazy kestrel]

I NEED IT

[thick coyote]

Electric Staff but gun

[mystic fossil]

can ogryn get a melta or a bolter FS i BEG

honestly if its a class like admech i would guess that they gonna give every class (maybe except psyker) more weapons

[amber portal]

I hope admech can lock doors

[gloomy tartan]

Ogryn will get jiggle physics

[amber portal]

Would be cool

No

[hazy kestrel]

Honestly, I think the Malnourished Shrimp should have only dropped Expeditions along with the new AdMech class

[amber portal]

Why jiggle physics

[hazy kestrel]

There so much AdMech shit out there

Termite Drills and the like

[amber portal]

Wait

[gloomy tartan]

For female ogryn

[amber portal]

Why arent u thammer maxxer

[amber portal]

NO

[hazy kestrel]

Changed my name

[amber portal]

NO FRMALE OGRYNS

[gloomy tartan]

Next update no admech all female ogryns

[tired steeple]

in the grim dark future of the galaxy, somehow no female ogryns have appeared

population in the septillions

[gloomy tartan]

lol

[tired steeple]

billions of worlds under the control of the imperium

[mystic fossil]

how long would you last against a female ogryn ( you interpret)

[tired steeple]

"female ogryns are rare"

I think they just didn't wanna make models

[mystic fossil]

can ogryns become space marines?

[tired steeple]

no

[mystic fossil]

like physically would they pass the trials

and mods

[tired steeple]

I don't think most abhumans could

[amber portal]

PSYKER OGRYNS WHEN

[true minnow]

They wouldn't pass the genetic shit

[tired steeple]

imagine trying to make a longshanks marine lmao

[dire kayak]

oouuuggghggg

[mystic fossil]

aside form psykers (and blanks) can any other mutant be marined?

[mystic fossil]

welcome to land of living

[amber portal]

Haii goob goober

Will there be new maps with the new class?

[tight pine]

There was one of those, real smart too! But that one is the only one

[true minnow]

Wasn't it also a female ogryn

[tired steeple]

isn't that one also a woman

[mystic fossil]

prob new weapons at least prob new map as well cuz admech is part of story

[true minnow]

I mean a body type 2 ogryn

[amber portal]

Trans ogryn

[gloomy tartan]

A decepticon

Star scream

[mystic fossil]

"ogryns are stronger than marines physically" does this mean like in power armor or marines with no power armor?

[amber portal]

In power armor i think

[mystic fossil]

WHAT

[amber portal]

I watched a video abt 40k and they said that a ogryn could rip them in half

[mystic fossil]

WHAT THE FUCK?

[true minnow]

Yeah they canonically can rip their limbs off

[thick coyote]

Yeah ogryns are physically stronger than marines

But not smarter

[amber portal]

Im stronger then ogryn!!

[mystic fossil]

in power armor tho?

[thick coyote]

Yeah

[mystic fossil]

thats fucked up

[dire kayak]

"pointy ears act smart, but with arms pulled off, scream the same"
-brawler talking about eldar

[thick coyote]

Nuh uh
That's ogryn

[amber portal]

Hi goober

[true minnow]

Though it would be interesting to see an ogryn get in a fist fight with a custodes

[amber portal]

Goodnight goober

[dire kayak]

goobnight

[amber portal]

Goobnight

Sweet dreams idk

[timber elk]

-me playing darktide 9001th time

“RELEASE ME!!! YOU WILL RELEASE ME🗣️🗣️❗️❗️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥”

[true minnow]

Oh so you are the one that goes down

Is that you smyker

[gloomy tartan]

AYO

Cadia

[timber elk]

No

[gloomy tartan]

Cadia 💪🏼

[timber elk]

I’m Lamball

I just play overwatch again and still love playing sigma

His voice lines are awesome.

[timber elk]

sighs

Meow…..

[timber elk]

parrys it

[dire kayak]

mrrrp

[south valve]

Baaaa

[ebon bay]

I'll purge you with holy promethium.

[timber elk]

No no no.

It’s BAAAAAAHHHH!!!!! starts swinging a power axe around

[dire kayak]

:3

[south valve]

Bit rude innit

[astral basin]

Technically ogryns could be made into marines
Blood angels take mutants into their folk practically religiously bc thats just how it works for them
But like. Im pretty sure theres a lot of disqualifiers in their genetic and personal makeup. Particularly the dense bones bit
Even if they could pass through the surgeries, theyd still come out stock grey nonames

[ebon bay]

There was an ogryn made into a space marine during the Horus Heresy

[dire kayak]

oh god no

that'd be terrifying

[ebon bay]

I think he was so strong that Horus actually had to take care of him personally

[somber stream]

New admech companion in rogue trader

Yeah next class is confirmed

[ashen hornet]

brick

[somber stream]

brick

[graceful hamlet]

Why is every thammer build a martyrdom build? Smh

[jaunty path]

brick

[dire kayak]

electric brick

(thunderhammer)

[gloomy tartan]

I can’t wait for zola to do Dempsey rolls and do a 20 piece combo on wolfer face with 6 Popeyes biscuits NO DRINK straight to his brain

[timber elk]

picks up brick and puts it in his pocket

[astral basin]

Who gave the cadian recaf?

Hes on a strict corpsestarch diet

no recaff

[gloomy tartan]

Zola is basically Ippo

Fuck remember when Ippos friend punched a grizzly bear in the face

Bare handed one shot a grizzly bear

Oh nvm

It’s a black bear

https://youtu.be/86t67x_Bmnk?si=BJKYvxzV7YjHmzjw

He legit box’s a bear

[copper olive]

I keep running into this guy named the GEICO caveman

[gloomy tartan]

Oh nvm he doesn’t one shot tha bear

He punched it in the face like 100 times after his right hand lunch his strongest attack didn’t work

It throws him around a bit and he gathers his courage and punches it in the face until it falls

[dire kayak]

i need uppies

[tawdry edge]

[dire kayak]

AH

[tawdry edge]

[thick coyote]

Only build that matters

Also maximize the boomies

Also hammer crits are pretty much whatever

So no blazing Piety

And between IJ and Martyrdom

Martyrdom is better

[somber stream]

Dad space looking pretty good

[true minnow]

With the cowardly stealth build though you could probably one tap a crusher with thunder hammer

[somber stream]

Impossible, i make no mistake

[jaunty path]

skibidi

[jaunty path]

You can one tap it with knife.

Yeah.

[dire kayak]

in my last mortis trial i managed to get +320% crit damage

two-hit a beast of nurgle with charge and eviscerator

[somber stream]

1,408 reviews, 97% positive in 24 hours. Capcom's been farming Ws lately

[tawdry edge]

first 2 parts of my warbands history done

[jaunty path]

why am I always tret like the weird person here!

[tawdry edge]

I will probably make changes to it later

[dire kayak]

we're all weird here don't take all the credit

[formal mortar]

Always thought you were one of the less weird people here

[jaunty path]

impressive

[trail bramble]

ur the one who wants to fuck a servitor

[jaunty path]

I want to eat servitors

I want to fuck dreadnoughts

fat difference

also

[jaunty path]

[trail bramble]

Understandable, have a nice day.

[jaunty path]

come bac

I need to tell you everything in excruciating detail

[tawdry edge]

why would you want to fuck a dreadnought

[dire kayak]

don't come even near my helbrute

[tight pine]

[true minnow]

Making tall characters is just a handicap right, tiny fellas get the smallest hitbox for an extra buff?

[trail bramble]

Don't let the manlets win

[formal mortar]

A slaanesh helbrute would be equipped for it tho

[somber stream]

Average height for optimal LoS allignment

[foggy wagon]

the right height also gives you head level for easy head cleave 👍

[trail bramble]

Darktide is manlet propoganda

[gloomy tartan]

Tiny characters should fly father from explosives

So they die easier from barrels

🧠

Thammer are you on still

[formal mortar]

Imagine choosing to be short, I could never

[gloomy tartan]

Do you wanna run more expeds

[dire kayak]

im so happy there's representation for me in darktide

[gloomy tartan]

I was short then I evolved

[dire kayak]

by turning the height slider all the way down you get my height

[dire kayak]

that's me

[jaunty path]

lynx since ur the 40k expert

I was wondering

[tawdry edge]

nuh uh thats me

[jaunty path]

are servitors good

or bad

[gloomy tartan]

Wait we have 2 pinks

Oh my god

[dire kayak]

hmp

[tawdry edge]

as in functionality or ethically?

[gloomy tartan]

🤴 👸

[jaunty path]

ethically sure

[gloomy tartan]

🙇

[tight pine]

They’re expanding

[gloomy tartan]

🙏🏼

Silence you fool

Commisar are here

[foggy wagon]

SKITARII TOMORROW

[jaunty path]

no

[gloomy tartan]

Servitors do what there supposed to

That’s good

[tawdry edge]

Bad
In one hand you have the concept of using only criminals and bad people to make it, but
in the other hand, the Imperium's definition of bad people are... between r*pists/murderers to someone who forgot to pay taxes once

[gloomy tartan]

Fuck taxes

[tight pine]

How they’re made isn’t that good though

[tawdry edge]

Exactly

[gloomy tartan]

Fuck taxes man

[dire kayak]

turn everyone into a servitor NOW!!!!!!

[gloomy tartan]

I’d rather shit in a toilet to pay my taxes

Help farming

Or something

[gloomy tartan]

Manure

[tawdry edge]

[gloomy tartan]

Yo that spiders cool

[tight pine]

Is that edible?

[dire kayak]

WHY DO YOU TORMENT ME

[tawdry edge]

No

[tawdry edge]

I am spider.

[formal mortar]

I wouldn't mind paying my taxes if it was actually used for what it is supposed to be used for but it isn't

[gloomy tartan]

Lynx what’s your take on giant telepathic spiders

[gloomy tartan]

I believe they would bring new perspective to our society

[tawdry edge]

They're chill most of the time, feed them once in a while and make sure to not overstep boundaries

[gloomy tartan]

Yeah like they would bring us spider tech

[formal mortar]

Do they have an upperbody like in Dark Souls?

[gloomy tartan]

Those were chaos spiders

Those were demonic

That’s heresy

[formal mortar]

That's not what I was asking

[gloomy tartan]

Your asking if they have a woman mouth

And tits

And human upper body

[formal mortar]

It's a yes or no answer

[gloomy tartan]

A spider centaur

[formal mortar]

Stop being a politician

[gloomy tartan]

A drider

No

[formal mortar]

Then we kill them

[tawdry edge]

Driders are cool

[gloomy tartan]

I’m talking space spiders

[formal mortar]

Simple as

[dire kayak]

i HATE insects

[gloomy tartan]

Driders are all men

[dire kayak]

kill them all i say

[gloomy tartan]

Except the queen of them lolth

[languid hazel]

BLORF!

[gloomy tartan]

She had a lady spider form

[fallen tree]

mantis bugs are cute tho

😩

[gloomy tartan]

Dark souls had the scorpion couple

The scorpion man

[true minnow]

Spiders aren't insects, they kill insects

[gloomy tartan]

And his larger scorpion woman wife

[formal mortar]

Driders aren't all male

[fallen tree]

ds2 kinda peak..

[gloomy tartan]

I thought they were all dudes

Cuz man soace

Skave

Slave

[formal mortar]

It's just usually males that are given that punishment, but sometimes female get that punishment

[tawdry edge]

We're chill you arachnophobe!

[gloomy tartan]

Ah

[tawdry edge]

[gloomy tartan]

Izalith was hot

Before she became

Whatever tf she became

A building

[formal mortar]

It's a punishment formed from Lolth's displeasure, usually from failing her in some way

[gloomy tartan]

Idfk

[dire kayak]

kills you

[gloomy tartan]

Lolth is a damn knife ear

[gloomy tartan]

Giants and dragons have a legit race war

[tight pine]

Huh, the “Aetus mk 2 Flak helmet with psi-veil modification” is kinda giving me arbitrator vibes ngl

[gloomy tartan]

It’s so funny

[dire kayak]

that's it

[gloomy tartan]

They have a real generational race war lol

[dire kayak]

im getting the fly swatter

[astral basin]

Blooper angels

[tawdry edge]

NO DONT!!

[gloomy tartan]

🕳️

There ya go spider

[jaunty path]

arachnid

very good

[formal mortar]

Imagine if there was a good flea that killed bad fleas on your body, and once it's done you can hit harder.

[tawdry edge]

hides

[gloomy tartan]

Hey you ever see that movie with the giant spider

It’s pretty good

[jaunty path]

theres

many

[gloomy tartan]

It’s a kaiju spider

Old American movie

Clint Eastwood is in it

As the guy who kills it

With napalm

One of his earliest roles

[gloomy tartan]

He’s young has jet fighter outfit on barely tell it’s him form his upper face

[astral basin]

Mfw starfish head and shoulders movie commercial

[gloomy tartan]

I smell like raptor strike

Be jealous

[formal mortar]

I hear a drill

[jaunty path]

chicken jockey

[gloomy tartan]

I wouldn’t trust a man called the driller

[hazy kestrel]

Missus

[jaunty path]

yalo

wait

what the fuck

[hazy kestrel]

You should play expeditions

[jaunty path]

wheres thammer

[gloomy tartan]

Yo person

[hazy kestrel]

For salvage grinding

[jaunty path]

Personman WHERES thammermaxxer

[gloomy tartan]

I called for you man

Let’s do expeds

I’m back

I took my dog on a walk

[hazy kestrel]

Oh, there was a tornado brewing around here lol

[gloomy tartan]

It barked

[jaunty path]

expeditions broke personman 🥀

[hazy kestrel]

I’m back though

[gloomy tartan]

Invite me back

[jaunty path]

oh

[hazy kestrel]

Let me boot up Darktide

And enter hell once more

[formal mortar]

I should play expeditions and salvage grind

[gloomy tartan]

Invite me or I’ll send a chino attack at you

[dire kayak]

can i come

[hazy kestrel]

Yes

[gloomy tartan]

I ment chimp attack

Not chino attack

[hazy kestrel]

The more friends the less painful it will be :)

[gloomy tartan]

I’ll send a chino attack at you too person

Invite me

[jaunty path]

whyd u remove thammer tho

[dire kayak]

so i can come?

[hazy kestrel]

I need to change things up

[formal mortar]

I'm sick right now tho so can't play

[gloomy tartan]

Why did you kill thammer from the time line

[gloomy tartan]

I want to do a expedition

[hazy kestrel]

I’ve been doing some Philosophical thinking lately

[astral basin]

Uh huh

[gloomy tartan]

Really

[hazy kestrel]

Think of it as a renewal

Maybe

[gloomy tartan]

Did the god emperor like

[formal mortar]

That could be a good yo mama joke

[gloomy tartan]

Rub your forhead

?

[hazy kestrel]

No

[astral basin]

Recoded for the report to a local commissar

[hazy kestrel]

I’ve just been re reading my philosophy books

[thick coyote]

True

[hazy kestrel]

And questioning a few things

[thick coyote]

Also lmao

[gloomy tartan]

Feeds you bird seeds

[thick coyote]

What a nickname

[gloomy tartan]

Good bird

[formal mortar]

Yo mama so fat they call fucking her an expedition

[astral basin]

Bird seeds

[gloomy tartan]

Ima take a expedition to that ass

It’s humid

I need some rope

Water bottles

This is a long trip

[formal mortar]

It's going to get cold tomorrow

[gloomy tartan]

I might not return

[formal mortar]

It's over 80F today, and tomorrow night it's supposed to get down to freezing

This is bullshit

[dire kayak]

tomorrow

tomorrow i get my t'aunar supremacy armour mini

im so excited

[formal mortar]

Fish armor

[somber stream]

I am exactly 1 month away from a mosquito invasion

[formal mortar]

I dunno what that is honestly

[somber stream]

Living near water bodies suck balls

[formal mortar]

I live between several rivers

[somber stream]

What's your counter measure?

[formal mortar]

Plants :)

[somber stream]

Fuck my apartment life

[gloomy tartan]

Plant deez 🥜

I’m sorry

[formal mortar]

And I think lemongrass soap

[astral basin]

“Mosquitoes bites” can be a derogatory word for females 🤔

[somber stream]

Wuh, how are they related

[gloomy tartan]

Chicken head or shrimp also

[gloomy tartan]

Small boobs insult

[somber stream]

OOoooh

[marsh iris]

nurgle appearance again?

[astral basin]

Refering to lack of… Ariolas…

Fuck chris

[somber stream]

No i'm talking future mosquitoes invasion

[astral basin]

Just outright saying it

[gloomy tartan]

Wat the fuck I do

[somber stream]

Hey, gets the job done

Also boobs are boobs

[astral basin]

True

Ig its not like the word nipple was used

[somber stream]

Bought Pragmata

No time to play 💔

[formal mortar]

Seriously though try to find a body wash that will repel them

[astral basin]

Started putting my Kraken into some apple cider and splashing lemon juice in

It is

Delectable

[marsh iris]

invest in spiders now!

[somber stream]

Yeah might start looking into plants as well

[somber stream]

Remember that 4 jumping spiders plan? It's still on the table

[formal mortar]

Lavender, basil, catnip, lemon balm

[dire kayak]

if you tense your muscles while one is sucking on your arm you can make it explode

[formal mortar]

All are natural repellents

[marsh iris]

vampire spiders prefers mosquitoes

[somber stream]

The catnips won't survive

[marsh iris]

according to google

[marsh iris]

could work too

[somber stream]

Cute, too. Oh my

[marsh iris]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/17yomtIqiGc

like cats

[somber stream]

Purritoes

[marsh iris]

though im not sure if you want cobwebs in your house lmao

[somber stream]

I don't mind, been keeping a few house spiders around to trap insects anywya

[astral basin]

Cat

[formal mortar]

I need to go back to playing ps2 games

[dire kayak]

i know that spiders are helpful for insects but like

id prefer if they just sat in the corner instead of coming out to see me

cause im likely gonna throw or swing something as a fear response

[somber stream]

Understandable

Anything bigger than a palm gets the broom

(I sweep them out)

[marsh iris]

WITH HIS BEAR HANDS!!!

👀 👀 👀 🤯 🤯 🤯

i swear its core memory burned into my head

[gloomy tartan]

Game crashed

One sec

[sleek harness]

Freaks

[tight pine]

Skaven

[sleek harness]

What

[tight pine]

What

[sleek harness]

What

[tight pine]

Wha t

[sleek harness]

What

[tight pine]

Wh a t

[sleek harness]

What

[tight pine]

W h a t

[somber stream]

#zealot-class message

[elder merlin]

H'wat

[tight pine]

Htwa

[gloomy tartan]

Hey what if like

Nvm

https://youtu.be/cvA2smmMSDA?si=e1gGS8QffIQ1xRth

Hank hill

[timber elk]

comes back with a pair of glasses on and a bag containing strawberry milk

[whole glade]

UNKNOWINGLY IS ALIVE

[timber elk]

I haven’t had strawberry milk in years

pours a glass of strawberry milk into the glass and takes a sip

GOD. DAMN!

throws his glasses across the room

[dire kayak]

-# t'aunar tomorrow

[timber elk]

GOOBER

C’MRE

[gloomy tartan]

Witches be tripping

Ami right

[dire kayak]

oh no

[timber elk]

gives goober a glass of strawberry milk drink.

[dire kayak]

uhhhhh

[crystal osprey]

I did decent right @dire kayak

[elder merlin]

[crystal osprey]

lowkey im the BEST 60 hour player

truly experienced

i was top 2 damage in havoc 21

with a freak melee only psyker build

I’m AWESOME