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Literally circle them lmao
I bought something from the slop shop last week but I can't remember what it was
I think it was a back bling
If you ever played with me you e heard me make my guy scream about cadia 3 times within a minute
⭕
You have to get pretty close to them
I ate one yesterday

I got rushed by like 9 crushers
You'll know you're close enough when your skin starts to peel off
Skill issue
As I went to get back there was normals behind me
I didn’t protect my cheeks
Novice mistake
Allways have room to back that ass up
I should of instantly thrown a nade
While I dodged
Atleast would of killed something
Throw a nade and I'll shoot a barrel in spirit
Hey nice the rogue trader stuff is in the shop
Hey
I like the ogryn cosmetics for this one
Poop trader
What if the rogue trader showed up as a character
And went YARRRRRRR
I BE THE ROGUE TRADED
BUY ME ROGUE GOODS
YARHARAHARHAR
would you enjoy that
Rogue trader if he was braindead
The zealot tricorn is tuff but idk what build I'd use it on
Yeah that'd be awesome
Fuck dude the arb cosmetics this week are clean
Never seen anything like it before
Is it the same
Yeah it's the same
These scum cosmetics are sick asf
Bro, don’t be yappining like that lad
Who are you

Remember that local servo skull?
No
Dang
who?
i only remember Local Servor Skull
Cool piñatas
I love my cadian helmet
And my cadian green clanker legs
And my Cadian leather jacket
-# cadiaaaa
you have a lot of stuff made out of cadians
Its gotta have some use after it turned into bazillion pieces
gonna buy an airbrush
He deserves it.
For what
The hell you mean he deserves it
He knows what he did.

The attempt of age verification.
Nevermind that is understandable
Or is it? 
Anyways… thoughts on uhh… Sargent Major Morrow? 
NO
NOOOO
yes
The brainrot batman
I need nitro
Same
Buy me nitro and I give u arcane energise
he gives me blackcurrants I HATE HIM GRRRRRR
When we gonna play...
I can play u
Cant even buy arbite
With me?
What game modeu playing
I play havoc
Or maelstrom
Pawsome
Las fire and explosives solves everything
I b profen?
Havoc is wack
Nah U be profen
Havoc is fun tho
What do u like then?
Except u loose 20 times
Meh, I did my time with the 40s and their bs modifiers lmao
Yeah it’s most fun
Monstrosity spam maelstroms / Lights out missions
Better than having the atomic Football team (27 mutants) in maelstrom
Happens in havoc too
Nah
Yah
They never spam mutants
Happened to me tho
Woe, 500 Rotten Armor crushers be upon ye.
What does rotten armor evwn do
It’s the worst
What does it do tho
Did they fix the crash when u try to speed run?
Idk, I don’t torture myself with havoc anymore lmao
It send maulers crushers and rager
Rots your armor
yo let me tell u about it
Oh
it gives them contagious cancer
Remember when it used to only be ranged dr?
Dr?
Those were the days
damage reduiction
What havoc u playing?
if you can bleed/tox with rending they die about the same way but otherwise
it's kinda stupid
Im at 20 or 21
I think they also change their type to Infested enemies
instead of carapace
Try havoc 40 with rotten ^^
Literally cant play havoc
no
Oh you innocent rank 20 havoc player
"Main Modifiers (S4) - Rotten Armour
Reports indicate that the elite troops in this area are afflicted by the foul gifts of their ruinous god.
- Adds various stages of melee and ranged damage reduction:
- At >=90% hp, unit recieves 75% damage reduction. Between 75% and 90%, the unit recieves 50% DR. Between 50% and 75% the unit recieves 25% DR. Between 0% and 25% the unit recieves 25% extra damage
- 0.85x movespeed modifier
- Scab only
- Changes the trickle horde composition to be a mix of:
A) 1 to 4 crusher
B) 1 to 4 mauler
C) 1 to 4 berserker - Adds a green cloud around the unit, and changes their armour appearance a bit
- Scab berserkers, maulers and crushers spawn with the effect 100% of the time, and no other unit will have it
- Upon death spawns a gas cloud that damages the player"
from
I wanna play higher havocs
Combine havoc guide
parasite is such a non factor modifier I still dont really know what it does
Main Modifiers (S1) - Cranial Corruption
"Reports indicate a sizeable number of enemies in this sector are infected with a head parasite"
- Enemies affected by the modifier have a different head model.
- When shot it will explode.
- Head armour-type becomes infested
- 1.25x faster move speed
- Hit mass increased by 1.5x
- Suppression Immune
.
It’s not worth it anymore imo. The climb is just like pulling teeth nowadays. Even moreso than before lmao
so kinda non factor
I miss 1.0 Havoc every day
What does it give to u
Ngl i wanna play havoc cuz everything else is too easy
Funny yellow titles that mean nothing.
But no one accepts me
Just few penances and moebian armour
It is a recolour of the penance tracker armour
LMAO the havoc qp begger hates rotten armor more
But better
As someone with all of the Havoc stuff, it means nothing to me.
I want the havoc stuff
Havoc is for the masochists
Someone pls play it with me
And that's okay
Truth Nuke
Oh yeah, good times
so what im hearing is nerf psyker
Clearly we must buff psyker again
I am nerfing you
I play psyker
When the game has to straight-up bullshit you to kill you 
So that pysker is buffed
My condolences
Nerf the players, buff the classes
Been a running theme nowadays
Grr
Sure, time for H40 
No one wanna play with me
I’m a las pistol/fgs scrier psyker
Ok
I don’t need your condolences
I never got past 20 i never find ppl that play with me
Learn it
You play psyker, therefore my condolences are mandatory
lmao
How
Play it
Play Havoc
Dodge and block alot
Ok invite me
Especially blocking
Yeah idm, I can play with you
How do I block
Bushman why do you torture yourself like this lmao
Lemme take off my boots and stuff
Rmb idk
with melee weapons
Can I see the boots
HUH
can i come i need to do some havoc
woah 😳
I play H40 regularly, it's par the course 
Press the block button
When do I block
Actually why lmao
When they atttac
Whenever
Amd DONT block crushers or maulers overheads without stamina curios
It's the only way I can feel something
And block efficiency
Dodge ?
Ok im ready invite me
Imagine blocking. — Martyrmaxxers
Yeah
Whats ur code thingy
I’m not supposed to have 2 hp ?
social menu then press E
im working on it
Yeah gimme a few
Okok
Aaa
thammer time
hope you get twins to spawn very late, when you are home stretch clutching
funny how hammewr is one of the worst ewapons to kill twins
I can’t imagine torturing myself with the Havoc climb nowadays
Sent 
wb me do I join
wait huh
ohhh
I wish icould join
Can’t have anything on Atoma, smh

I hereby declare
No snacks for any
I hate snacks
I hate food
No but like u know I don’t even nnow how to play havoc or anything
Are u level 30
I’m capable of dying on malice
just about
no I am lvl 30
but like barely
Sorry
Well. My shoulders are loosening w proper posture
But the base of the neck still sucks/ feels stiff af
Im tired kinda
You’ve been tired for so long why don’t u sleep
I cant
rest is for the dead
Im always tired anyways
Imperial propaganda core:
And sleep is for the living so go tf to sleep
Aint nothing like a depressed dip into the void of sleep
Dont delve too long
Might sink
Hmm
R a s h o n z
id rather u get some rest

you've been saying you were tired for like
dont it
4 hours
Im always tired
but girl
Hell, since 8 hours ago 
Even if i sleep for 20 hours

when
7 hours ago
oh
I think
hm
thats weird
i mean maybe 6 hours isnt enough sleep still
My friend code thing is 9722443683 btw
Maybe its just depression idk
My mom says so
Adding you
And still bullies me for it
Whose game are we joining?
Your mom is a turd
My mom is a meanie
Not always but yeah
Not her fault tho
She had seizures
Changed her
Ahh that sucks
What's the highest you've gone in Havoc?
21
I never have anyone that joins me
o yeah that'll be a treat for you 
Mine had a stroke and thankfully made a significant recovery but certain things are still different
I always get kicked out
Full recovery is possible i think
Good luck
40s in this season are just pure nipple pinching and twisting fun
Today that changes 
ill try to play with u guys but like
Yay
I have 100 now
could i come?
I genuinely don't give a shit, we do what we can 
Of course, you make our 4th
Hold up… why can’t we toss the ogryn shield at things
So you gonna carry 
Why cant we
TRUE
im on psyker anyways
psyker so broken i should carry
im gonna play zealot
Imma play hive scum
cause i LOVE eviscerator
where is my invite
We could make a group chat and text there
ADD ME
OR TELL ME UR CODE
Basically
Escape
Social
Then e
The group chat is gonna roll out i see
Man it’s quiet now… 
Yes
Noice 
More people should read philosophy. :(
Silly that dogs can disable ogryn
I’ve been trying to find that “art of war” book by sun tzu
Can’t find it anywhere
Eh, that one’s alright
It didn’t really speak to me
Silly dog crimples ogryn
“Crimples”
Funny word unlocked! 
Similar word is Crimps.
They’re a way of securing the end of electrical wire
crimping is a tf2 demoknight tech

Gonna write that down
That’s trimping!
they’re fun because you actually need to be violent to use them 👍

Ooh look! Some plasteel! 
Ye
I'm at 39 rn
I can smell it.
Most of my runs have had either Rot or Blight
I wish to perish
I think I am tired… 
Also donuts seem good rn
Oh no
Instead of the streets being covered with horse crap it will be people crap
That’s worse
Like the good ol' days
It used to be horse crap all over the streets so much houses had to be elevated
Dead horses in the street for months until a car came to pick them all up
Earth is gonna end up like a hive world soon… everything toxic and irradiated
Is the hive rocket launcher well balanced or out of control buff
It's absolutely busted
Mmm… gello 
Overbuffed
It’s good
Now imagine a taxi with the things

I’m gonna be real with ya pal. Why do you keep doing the grind when it’s gonna reset eventually?
Don’t you know the definition of insanity?
That someone else was bare ass on
Because I'm a severe masochist.
It’s doing the same thing over and over expecting a different result.
Next question.
Ain’t no one being bare ass in my car
Except my dog I guess
He doesn’t have to wear pants
WHY are you a severe masochist ?
Plus the driver is gonna be disgusted when he has to look in the rear view mirror
🤷♀️
“No”
Then the driver goes SIRI ACTIVATE SHITTER
Just imagine hearing the loud servos and grinding gears as a toilet slides under your seat
Does that meat seats all have holes or wtf
I’m not looking into this
Also it’s China that patented it
Salvage time :)

W h y w o u l d t h e y d o t h a t
Why are they so freaky over there?
Voice activated in vehicle toilets that slide under your seat
When you need to flex at other rich people by shitting at a red light
I wish tzeentch would take my eyes and put them in the floor of a nuclear reactor
Why
Why
Im playing with mermaids rn 😆
H o w
ive never seen ollpheist so happy
Manfish of whimsy and joy:

As ever
Pre-servitor Sol -> current Sol

How sweet that you thought i ever had functioning greymatter during my time here
Hi Jakka!
For some reason the zealot chat is just as active as the gen chat…
I don’t think this is very good
It's general 2
They spam links and images
which makes you question why there's restrictions here but not there
Because nobody cares what happens to zealots 
Just remembered I’m very very tired
Hey hey yall
Soup!
Fun fact: Taco Bell still exists in 40k
Wait… w h a t? So you can clog the toilet even in the 40th millennium?
Yes. Also it's where the Anarchist Hive scum learned Spanish
And yet he still can't read english
This is beautiful! 
I guess 1st edition still lives on!
57k salvage left :(
God I swear the new rotation has less salvage than the first one
Can barely break 300 sometimes
Lamb are you tall
Check my bio
But I’m only 2ft tall :[
I also like skeletons lamb
Not just any skeletons
Loved summoning them in elder scrolls
Farmer skeletons
It’s funny to be like I don’t wanna deal with you
"WHY are you a severe masochist ?"

And send skeletons at someone
We will tend to the fields and raise good healthy corps
Insanity
Pure insanity.
Wheel skeletons that do spin drifts
im the type of person to cry over spilled milk
Well yeah. Milk is like 3.50$ a gallon here
You say this like this ain't valid
Dark souls skeletons fucking murder you good
Play for little league
I would also be pretty upset
Ew no
even if it was free i would
I want to be necromancer and be a farmer and skeletons as my farm hands
Hey
And they will go into towns and city’s and sell corps
Do ppl drink lamb milk
Have you ever had a really bad day to the point where even the slightest transgression will slight you to tears?
I know they drink goat milk in some places
But what if it fell
AND you got money from seeing it fall
And almond milk
Shit sucks.
You ever seen that one satire baseball movie? Where they have a dude in his 30s pitch for the opposite kids team? You could be that lol
God, what was it called
Give me a sec
That is like. Putting a astartes in football against regular adults
Or a gorilla
Didn't he like
Hey a gorilla with armor on would be cool
Draw his ID too
Yeah LOL
Ogryn:
Man early 2000s comedy is truly something special
Rat Race is hands down one of the best movies ever made.
Idk
The movie punisher war zone
Punisher shoots a parkour guy mid jump with a rpg or something
So what's with the different numbers for hip fire and ads?
It’s fucking funny as fuck
What do they signify if not damage
What was that one movie where he was a lawyer and he learned kung fu and absolutely changed the prison
BIG STAN
NVM
It just brain blasted me
That was a really good one
I'd buy that for a dollar
He can Shoot between a bitches legs to blow the duck off a guy holding her hostage
Actually never watched Big Stan
Kinda like this I suppose
Was never the biggest fan of Rob Schneider tbh
New robo cop game allows you to shoot criminals in the dick
You said his name wrong
Yeah in the game the dick is a weak spot
Truly a event turning moment for the criminal
Isn't he cancelled or something
Don't know nothing about that
I just never found him funny
It also is a weak point in real life
All the time when i get in any sort of trouble
Goblin
Lol i forgot about that
Watch bio dome
He also punch’s through the face and back of the head of a coke head criminal
Just straight punched through his fuckint nose straight out the back of his head into the wall behind him
Okay but watch BIODOME
Guy didnt drink enough milk

The Coke weakened his nose
Blood and bone was a really cheesy MMA movie
He did that much coke
I've watched Bio-Dome!!!
Watch it again
I could watch it again
Hey y’all going to watch the street fighter movie ?
No im gonna watch masters of the universe
Got myself humming da halo theme in mah head again 
They have a sword for sale from that
It’s a soda holder
:0
The straw is in the handle
I NEEEEEED IIIIIIIT
You can detach the blade to make it easier to Cary
BY THE POWER OF GREYSKULL
It’s legit the he man sword
I HAVE THE POOOOOOOOWWWWWER
AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH
vaporize em
It’s neat the guy who made the backrooms got enough money to make a movie
That is neat
Surprised the actors he got
Ye, trailer seemed… aight
Like legit actors
I know he’ll do something neat
Won’t just do what everyones been doing on YouTube vids
YouTube is like this discord, a place where things (weird or not) will happen
There was a neat vid of him and some other folks talking about the stuff they planned
I’d like to think it won’t just be derivative is what I mean

Whatever it is I’m sure it will be fairly different and unique
And when it comes to horror I like that
Nice to still be surprised with horror and not just be spammed with jump scares
I am a bit of a connoisseur of the horrorssss
Imagine just walking around the first level (level 0 I think) and seeing a fish plop on the floor
Out of nowhere
Wendigoon has videos with kane pixels and Alex kister
Where they go into alot of info
A old one from 2 years ago and a slightly less old one from 9 months ago
They to a lot into their ideas of horror and what they wanna do going forward etc
Nice to hear them talk spooky scary

56k salvage to go
Wooo! Drip is gonna tide!
Sounds like a lot of cope to me.
Bro. I need something to work towards now that I have every other penance in the game
:(
I mean it’s Kane pixels and Alex kister talking about their ideas of horror etc
For like over a hour
It’s neat
Fun at all
For a penance
every penance? godayum
Only you.
Thammermaxxer? more like Penancemaxxer
Can make that choice, friend.
Hey would you rather have to avoid birds that spit at you or gophers that throw rocks at you
After this, you should play battlefleet gothic, heard it’s good 
The gophers throw rocks at you or the birds spit at you
I feel sad looking at this 
Pass him the blunt then
He's beautiful what do you mean
Stop hogging that shi
Peak male form
Ugh, fuck it. I can’t stand any more salvage grinding today
It’s so slow when I’m the only one looking for the salvage lmao
Even when running around like a madman with knife and stealth spam
It takes forever
SIR YES SIR OORAH!
YOU WILL GRIND FOR THE EMPEROR AND YOU WILL LIKE IT
-# I need more boolets!
Emperor knows you like grinding for them
You’ll come crawling back
Backing that ah up to big E

Ooh look! Plasteel! I call dibs on it! 
I don’t
But the penance points require it
I need my +5 penance points
It’s fucking funny/depressing that that’s all it’s worth lmao
I mean what do you want
At least +15
@modest flume, do you want to search for salvage?
It’s maddening being the only person looking for it lmao
Y’all playing on auric ?
gulp
Speaking of jawas
i got a gallon of mtn dew
might have to make a OC wit it
lol
But why lmao
BECAUSE
Just scavenge while vibing to music in Malice
Only real threat is the funny silent trappers
I had a friend who thought Amish people were like Jawas in the sense that they would actively rip apart your car or any machinery in their presence
look at this chud
But that’s mainly because I’m not aware lol
Nah, don’t want you to be bored pal.
Green chud eyes
Trappers are discount mini Trazyn’s from Temu
I’m just running around ignoring every objective for salvage
Oh it’s fine I like salvage
Number go up
Means I’m strong
How much do you need to grind?
I'M SO FUCKING PISSED DUDE!!
I just been quick matching
WHY IS THIS SONG NOT ON SPOTIFY?!?
Your pants?
Ew
I’ll join you for speed running thammer if you’ll have me
THE SONG!!!!
Oh 
Hush your noise or I'll piss on you too
It's okay. You're not at fault. But in my blind anger I need to blame someone
Yay! 
One of the soldiers said moe bian steel
I blame the next person to talk
Do we want a public match
You. It's your fault
Yes
Mo 🫘 steel
Damn Horse fuckers
:(
:(
Exactly!
Jakka what are you
I BLAME THEM!!!
Nord?
A shark
But yes I am a Nord
My people do me proud
Lmao
[insert gif of Breton knight 1v3’ing the main characters of ESO]
Had someone draw my Barbarian. Looks awesome!
Bard-barian
But he doesn't play instruments. He just smashes them over people's heads
sorry got a dumb question again
Theres no such thing as smart ones
Don't buy the propaganda from the proletariat
real as fuck
I had someone draw my Rogue. It cool.
Show me
what is finesse damage / how does it work as a modifier ?
And I will show my barbarian
That actually is a good question.
i'm starting to actually catch up but i just assumed finesse damage was just another multiplier if anything
Today im a happy person
but idk any numbers or if it caps
Ima just post it in zeal chat
Do tell

I've pulled the card i need in mtg in alt art and in foil
Already went through the hassle of trying to send it to man of the personed variety
Sounds like a happy day indeed
My luck is truly blessed by the emperor
All i need to do is getting certain cards to play him as a commander
Sent et
diamantine
Die A Man Teen

Diabetes
gn Chat
Hmm… ogryn assault cannon when?
FS would rather make 5 new classes than give ogryn a new weapon
Heya Proxy! C:
Finesse as a weapon modifier is weakspot/critical damage and attack speed
Do note that finesse on ogryn weapons is only attack speed
Finesse as a buff is only weakspot/critical damage
Ogryns should be able to use heretics like screaming clubs
Ogryns should have good guns to begin with
Like that one time a green ogryn used a shapeshifting eldar as a sledgehammer for some floor renovation?
Ogryns should have no guns to begin with
Remove ogryn
Genocide all ogryns
does anyone wanna see the minis i spent a week on?!
Yeah sure
meeee
When Ogryn thammer
Ogryns are brogryns
Why
cause i love them
why
cause theyre literally me
silly and stupid
and theyre just fun personalities
I forget the name of all personalities
i remember every single one except for hive scum ones
Bounty hunter, outlaw, anarchist
i see
Bounty hunter (arsehole), Outlaw (chill/old), Anarchist (chaos goblin)
I would like numbers on the xp bonuses from higher difficulties please
I truly don't think that matters once you get to max level. If you really want to just level up. Spam QP on the highest level avaliable and don't leave if you lose or die
Either way you get a lot of exp
On quickp you get 20% to 30% more exp
NO DONT
Yea play peaktide and not slop marine 2
I’m just a imperial trying to make it in the world
But these damn knife ears be tripping
GW shpuld release felinid models c:
>:(
Can you imagine lol
Why do I like several characters that represent BPD
-# I think Zola needs a hug :3
My pfp is literally a woman who can't help but convince herself people hate her
It’s like one of them books about the shades of grey
Me-coded
Zola misses her brother
Its not random its a hellish pattern
Help

I like cats.
That will help
That's not on television anymore chris
Oh yeah? Name every breed of cat /joking

So darktiders
Television died in 2015
when’s the next class
buy the entire Johnny bravo dvd collection then


