general-chat

[hazy kestrel]

What kind of cheese

[crystal osprey]

chubby femboys

[fossil oasis]

It's about presentation and style more than a specific body type

[crystal osprey]

well

i wouldnt get called a femboy if i was 385lbs and built liek allen the alien

[fossil oasis]

Whichever is your favourite

[crystal osprey]

even if i put on a cute dress

@fossil oasisyo can u explain that reaction

why

[fossil oasis]

I will not elaborate

[nocturne bloom]

Dress ❌
Black dolphin shorts ✅

[neon agate]

please help me

[crystal osprey]

i need you to elaborate

did i do something wrong

[neon agate]

GUYS PEOPLE ALREADY WANT BE IN A CATBOY OUTFIT

PLEASE NO

[south valve]

Frogboy outfit

[crystal osprey]

the misinformation dolphins

[fossil oasis]

Idk, the black dolphin shorts are overdone at this point, but they're pretty peak still. I like wearin them to bed because they're comfy

[south valve]

🐸

[fossil oasis]

Not a femboy tho, just trans

[somber stream]

F-Franku?

[worn quail]

Time for the copypasta

[fossil oasis]

I might get Estrogen soon :3

[worn quail]

Alot of femboys are victims of "contrast." What I mean by this is so many of them have been fairly below average loner types who've never really known what affection or love is in a romantic sense. Then, when they switched to a more feminine way of presenting themselves, they were drowned in (often vain and shallow) love and obsession. So they put so much of themselves into this identity since they now know what its like to be desired, which makes the idea of inevitably losing it so terrifying.

[crystal osprey]

genuinely what the fuck are dolphin shorts

[worn quail]

[fossil oasis]

No, I just think it's funny not to elaborate on it :3c

[neon agate]

I JUST AM FROG

[tight pine]

Trains!?

-Bully ogryn (lover of trains)

[fossil oasis]

They're the black short shorts with the like white line that runs along the bottom to the sides of them

[fossil oasis]

Uhm

Too late

[crystal osprey]

whats that gotta do with a dolphin brev

[fossil oasis]

Idk, just what they're called

[nocturne bloom]

Because they are supposed to have a little cut in the side that looks like a dolphin tail

[crystal osprey]

any dolphins in chat

[fossil oasis]

This both sounds somewhat true but also sounds like it was written by a 4chan chud. It feels like this is why people talk about twinkdeath so much and have this irrational fear of hitting 30

[crystal osprey]

i mean

lowkey it be a bit true

[nocturne bloom]

Man the "darktide chat try not to say chud challenge (impossible)" is still holding up

[south valve]

God forbit people just express themselves how they like with no other incentive

[crystal osprey]

my chud son

why is chud not allowed

[worn quail]

Its more so a scathing mockery of how shallow people are, and how femboys to them are just objects

And once you stop looking young and pretty you're worthless

[nocturne bloom]

I dont really think so

[worn quail]

I agree

But chasers are everywhere, and tend to be the majority

[nocturne bloom]

At a point in your life love isnt about looks

[fossil oasis]

I've not been active in the server for months, is there something wrong with sayin it?

[crystal osprey]

love is never about looks to me

[tight pine]

Thoughts on storm bolter?

[crystal osprey]

so like whatever

[crystal osprey]

yo lets play darktid

[worn quail]

Thats wonderful, be the exception to the rule

[crystal osprey]

whats a strom bolter

[south valve]

Daka daka daka

[tight pine]

2 bolters duck taped together

[crystal osprey]

how do our rejects wield bolters and bolt pistols ?

shouldnt you need a stock for this shite

[fossil oasis]

Yeah that makes sense. Misogyny twisted toward effeminate men by the sounds of it since it feels like that's how lots of men view women

[fossil oasis]

Can't, about to leave the house

[nocturne bloom]

They are downsized

[crystal osprey]

then go back in brev

[crystal osprey]

wait so thats a baby bolter

real bolter is bigger ?

[tight pine]

Yes

[fossil oasis]

Goin to see my partner tho. We're goin to London tomorrow for the day

[south valve]

Baby bolter

[dire kayak]

[fossil oasis]

So i'm stayin over at theirs tonight

[crystal osprey]

wow\

just wow

[nocturne bloom]

Use any bolter in sm2

[crystal osprey]

u abandon me, that u met 30 minutes ago, for ur partner ?

this is awful.

[tight pine]

Shame there’s no storm bolter though

[fossil oasis]

[lilac crag]

mewo meow meow mewo

[south valve]

Good emoji

[astral basin]

Its a cabbit

[south valve]

it resonates with me

[fossil oasis]

It's peak, a silly lil goober

[tight pine]

[fossil oasis]

I love that artists stuff so I'm in their server where they got emojis for it

[worn quail]

https://www.ietf.org/archive/id/draft-meow-mrrp-00.html

[fossil oasis]

[fossil oasis]

Nooo it's a cat. I do have a cabbit emoji tho

[south valve]

Mysterious creature of mystery

[fossil oasis]

[crystal osprey]

some of u people

i really want to put on my shoulder

[astral basin]

Return of the cabbit

[south valve]

Fancy way of calling us angels

or devils?

[nocturne bloom]

Im far from holy

[tight pine]

Devgels

[south valve]

Got any meowls?

[astral basin]

Anvils

[south valve]

I like meowls

[fossil oasis]

Idk, don't think so

[fossil oasis]

Yeah just checked, no meowls unfortunately

[south valve]

tragedy this day

[fossil oasis]

True

[fossil oasis]

Alr, I go now chat.

[south valve]

Byyeee

[fossil oasis]

Goodbye chat :3

[tight pine]

We should detonate wolfer

[lilac crag]

@dire kayak

[whole glade]

so far. the flashgitz post went well, only one chud defending them

[dire kayak]

[tight pine]

[south valve]

Wait, what happened?

[lilac crag]

are u oki why u distressed

hugs u

[whole glade]

made a tiktok post talking about tom and dons dogshit opionions about 40k and how their stuck in 2010

[south valve]

Oh

Idk tom and don either tbh

I'm out of the loop ig

[whole glade]

me neiter. i had to spend hours watching their vids with dogshit AI thumb nails

[crystal osprey]

im gonna distrress you

[south valve]

Oh

🤮

[outer helm]

[whole glade]

yeah

[dire kayak]

[lilac crag]

HUGS YOU

caps lock accident

my hug was meant to be compassionate not aggressive

[nocturne bloom]

My hugs are aggressive

[carmine steppe]

What happened? Can I get a drama report?

[whole glade]

posted a tiktok talking about flashgitz dogshit 40k vids

they flat out removed IH from a tier list bc they were boring

[carmine steppe]

Who posted it? Also what's IH

[whole glade]

i did, iron hands

[carmine steppe]

Ohhhh

[whole glade]

Sallies got booted bc they use close range but BT got S for using swords.

[carmine steppe]

Wait so flashgitz has some controversial opinions on 40k?

[whole glade]

they have surface level takes while claiming to be vets

bt glazers

use of ai in thumbnails

[carmine steppe]

Bt?

[whole glade]

black templars

[neon agate]

BT-7274

[crystal osprey]

backturn

[cosmic burrow]

bark tide

[simple cliff]

I always get confused when people run away from bosses on lower diffs. Like, what are you scared of? It's a game. Why are you legit cowering from the boss instead of fighting it?

[south valve]

They've got places to be

[crystal osprey]

bark

[cosmic burrow]

bosses arent exactly common on lower diffs

[hearty basin]

why u playing lower diffs :/

[nocturne bloom]

Let them have fun

[hearty basin]

upvote

[carmine steppe]

Honestly I never heard these abbreviations before

[carmine steppe]

The first level everyone has to do is a boss fight 😭

To me that's crazy, and they haven't changed it

[cosmic burrow]

its a captain

[simple cliff]

@hearty basin Why not? I want to level up weapons.
What does this have to do with the topic at all?

[cosmic burrow]

not chaos spawn or plague ogryn

[simple cliff]

I feel like people type 'let them have fun' without thinking it through.

[hearty basin]

i level them up in maelstrom auric

:3

[nocturne bloom]

Why reply to me

[hearty basin]

but i'll let you have fun...

[simple cliff]

Cool. Off-topic.

[lilac crag]

based decision

[hearty basin]

no its darktide topic

[simple cliff]

Because you said it.

[hearty basin]

honestly doesnt make much difference given the weapon is still orange tier

[nocturne bloom]

I level them up with my massive fucking wallet

[carmine steppe]

Its still a boss fight tho

[hearty basin]

it's just i dont play that often and i'm kinda running low in gold

[lilac crag]

it can if rng decides to low roll ur damage stat

unless u max out ur rating out the get go

[hearty basin]

idk man honestly its really fine

[lilac crag]

built different

[hearty basin]

i just let my allies know i wont be super reliable, wont be able to clear things super fast

"guys i levelling up wep so dont expect me to fast clear a room if you fall and need me to kill smth quick"

[lilac crag]

I say that and they proceed to violently stone me to death

[dire kayak]

meowtide

[simple cliff]

I prefer to not bring gray and not empowered weapons into Auric's when I am experimenting with builds. But that's not even what I was asking about, lol. I am just wondering if people legit have a 'fear' response and therefore legit flee from bosses instead of helping.

[hearty basin]

XD

[carmine steppe]

If this is with randoms then it's not gonna matter

[dire kayak]

i would never

[carmine steppe]

Specially at low levels

[lilac crag]

ur an exception hugs you

[nocturne bloom]

Me playing with new people on purpose so I can constantly look like im clutching

[hearty basin]

yeah they do have fear and i dont think most low level newbies realize you need to kill the boss and its not going away

or is it? did anyone ever try rushing just ignoring the boss

[vapid matrix]

Hi

[hazy kestrel]

I don’t need backup for bosses. With my thammer, I AM the boss.

[vapid matrix]

Wsp chat

[carmine steppe]

I still believe the first level of darktide is just badly designed

[hearty basin]

brap

[hearty basin]

you mean the low diffs?

[simple cliff]

Bosses do not go away, ever. They will legit follow you through a level transition. Most specials will follow you up until a level transition.

Also, what games have these people been playing to think that running away and not helping the team is ever a good strat?

[nocturne bloom]

Its not like its true mode

[hearty basin]

i know they dont despawn but maybe you can ignore them fast enough to just finish without killing them

[carmine steppe]

Like you shove 4 random new players together and they have to beat a boss at level 1? That's crazy

[nocturne bloom]

[simple cliff]

No.

[hazy kestrel]

Imagine not killing a boss

[hearty basin]

that was a legit strat in vt2

but darktide has so many stops

[hazy kestrel]

Bleh

[dire kayak]

it's news to me that it's news to you

[carmine steppe]

The first level, you buy the game, make a character and you have to finish the first level before doing anything (not the tutorial)

[hazy kestrel]

Boring

[nocturne bloom]

Imagine not 1 shotting every boss in DT

[hearty basin]

i prefer DPSing them with the shivs as hscum

[hearty basin]

oih i see, i dont remember that sorry

[simple cliff]

Y'all are making a lot of weird assumptions. I never mentioned difficulty.

[hazy kestrel]

My man! 🤝

[candid drift]

it's chasm station i think

[simple cliff]

I just said it's weird that when I play heresy or whatever to wake myself up I've noticed a decent amount of people outright flee which I thought was weird.

[carmine steppe]

If you make a new character it's the same, unless you choose to skip all the story at the beginning

[lilac crag]

I run headfirst into any boss I see

[carmine steppe]

What are you talking about 😭

[hazy kestrel]

Boss? What boss?

I don’t see no health bar

[lilac crag]

literally that 1 joke about Fuck It Turn 1 Charge except its FOTF on the nearest Chaos Spawn

[nocturne bloom]

Bosses are literally the least of my worries as a proud thammer zealot

[simple cliff]

How are you going to join mid convo and hit me with the sob emoji cause you don't get the context? I am talking about how people legit run away and flee from bosses sometimes. Something I don't get cause... it's going to catch up.

[hazy kestrel]

GAME RECOGNIZES GAME

[nocturne bloom]

I smack DH for fun

[simple cliff]

Somehow people did the typical internet thing and went off topic into discussing boss difficulties which I never mentioned.

[hazy kestrel]

I see you, King.

[lilac crag]

some do this to make the boss target another player that's not them

so it could only be that

but I'm not sure what else you mean to get from the convo. it is an unusual and mostly new-player bad habit

[nocturne bloom]

I literally used to have a counter for it and every time I saw a DH id type "ITS HAGWHACKING TIME"

[carmine steppe]

Oh you said "y'all" like I was engaging with you, that's why I commented that, sorry sweaty

[simple cliff]

No, I mean legit fleeing. Like, will not fight it.

[hazy kestrel]

Fucking based

I too, love deleting Funnyhosts

[candid drift]

if i had a counter for every zealot I've had in qp to try to one shot a dh, die, and instantly leave ...

[hazy kestrel]

Sounds like a Faith issue

[simple cliff]

I miss when they'd kill multiple people on higher diffs.

[hazy kestrel]

Same

[lilac crag]

yeah, they probably just don't want to deal with it and go far to let the team handle it. maybe they'll focus a crowd, maybe they'll just loot, regardless, they won't fight it

[nocturne bloom]

Practice makes perfect

[lilac crag]

perhaps they assume the 3 idiots with boss builds will slug with the boss and so they run off to do another thing

[hazy kestrel]

I’ve perfected the slide thammer bonk

It’s so fun

[nocturne bloom]

Max mouse sens slide 360

[hazy kestrel]

Imagine using a mouse

[nocturne bloom]

I only use it on dh to 360

[lilac crag]

dude I use my school tablet #GetGood

[hazy kestrel]

We use Shipping Boat speed controllers over here.

[lilac crag]

sail the 7 move binds

[nocturne bloom]

Ok but you've never seen someone spin as fast as helicopter blades and 1 shot a dh

Im out here inventing new Naruto moves

[worn quail]

I did the HM twins last night and after seeing them in havoc so many times we just walloped the shit out of them

felt like therapy

[hazy kestrel]

Congrats on getting the funny gold insignia :)

@modest flume, remember that one time when you, Mundane, Goblin, and I were trying to kill steal as many bosses as possible during an auric maelstrom?

That was a fun one.

We should do that again.

[astral basin]

Aaaa

[hazy kestrel]

You were at my side all along! My true mentor, my guiding Moonlight…

[astral basin]

Eh?

[hazy kestrel]

Bloodborne reference

Starts with Ah

[astral basin]

Aaaaa

[hazy kestrel]

The sleeper agent code woke me up lmao

[hearty basin]

yea i do choose to skip the story when i make a new char

[astral basin]

Groan of displeasure

[somber stream]

Huh

Is it normal for your right side to hurt when eating a tiinny bit too much

[tight pine]

[south valve]

Cute little horsey

[lilac crag]

no

[somber stream]

🙈

[summer comet]

does anyone play expeditions? im a little late to the party and am trying to queue quickplay auric and cant find players

[somber stream]

Dead mode atm

[tight pine]

Nah

[summer comet]

ughhh

[somber stream]

Became even deader just a few days ago after the recent patch

[summer comet]

that fat fucking shark and its half baked game modes

[astral basin]

Experimental mode

[summer comet]

i really want the cosmetics

[dire kayak]

just finished TADC ep 8

holy shit

[south valve]

I've heard good things about it

[hearty basin]

i do someitmes its fun

[dire kayak]

it's amazing

pleas watch it

[hearty basin]

but most peolpe played it until they reach max goal, then left

[dire kayak]

please

[somber stream]

The entire game is an experiment

[south valve]

I might do

how is it compared to MD?

If you've seen that

[dire kayak]

i haven't seen MD yet

but TADC is still really good

[south valve]

Oh alright

[dire kayak]

ohh sa-

[regal jasper]

peak isnt?

[astral basin]

Hey now a lot of it is refined from vermintide

[somber stream]

I cast silent trapper

[dire kayak]

it's so peak but still

holy shit

[regal jasper]

im so excited for the movie

[hazy kestrel]

Are you prepared to grind for tech remnants and salvage?

[dire kayak]

i can't wait to see episode 9

[regal jasper]

that last episode just freak me out and now I need MOOORE

[somber stream]

Multi-cast 2 immediate silent pox burster and then 1 Beast of nurgle that can send you to the neather realm with the spit bug

[dire kayak]

so real

[regal jasper]

i cant even do theorys about TADC anymore, I just accepted, idk what will happen next

[lilac crag]

jax is so me

[dire kayak]

was literally looking at my screen like

caine is my favourite tbh

[regal jasper]

so abstract pls

[dire kayak]

caine and bubble

[hazy kestrel]

I was playing with @modest flume yesterday, he got grabbed by a spawn, I killed it, but apparently he fell through the floor lmfao.

[regal jasper]

I love so much gangle and ragatha, idk why, but I really like them

[dire kayak]

gangle do be me

[regal jasper]

and I hope jax dies...

[lilac crag]

he will likely take someone with him when this happens

[somber stream]

Somehow made it to the extraction point? Funny, i mass cast error code 2014, the entire party crashes

[regal jasper]

if he do that, Im gonna kms in front of you.

[keen hornet]

i just remembered that intro cutscene where zola is hyping up the rejects

[dire kayak]

probably kinger

[regal jasper]

yeah

[hazy kestrel]

I haven’t had connection errors, thankfully.

[dire kayak]

i like kinger

[keen hornet]

this shit is so hilarious like bro youre gonna die tomorrow lmao

[lilac crag]

logically its only normal for someone like jax to take someone with him before he dies

[regal jasper]

he'll probably stay there to end up the circus or fix it, probably a rework tho

[lilac crag]

people love to hate jax for all the stupid reasons

[hazy kestrel]

The Omnissiah just protects me. His most faithful AdMech class-wanting servant.

[somber stream]

Mostly when you play with mates from another continent

[hazy kestrel]

Even then, no issues in my experience

[somber stream]

Something that has never happened to me in HD2

[dire kayak]

did i ever tell you it's my dream to get eaten by you

[regal jasper]

I love his development

[hazy kestrel]

At least, not for me lmao

[regal jasper]

but also I hate him

[lilac crag]

character built on the mental tragedy of losing the only meaningful thing to you in the meaningless existence he was forced into

but ppl will say hes just a sociopath

this dude got the hinges bolted out of his identity and imo kingers quote forshadowed this alot

worst thing you can do to someone is make them feel like they dont exist

thats jax as a character, self inflicted or otherwise

[regal jasper]

and irl everyone made he feel that way

[lilac crag]

yeh

that torture scene for him gets glossed over in its details by the community and it bothers me if i am to be honest

the shades are literally the people he trusted most making fun of him to his core

that goes to show in his irl life he was probably deeply abused by people he trusted

it only makes sense hes such a reclused dick

[regal jasper]

the only friends that he ever had died and now he got nobody, just living with his owns traumas

[lilac crag]

truth nuke

[dire kayak]

i didn't get the meaning of that part of ep 8 tbh

for anyone

im dumb

[lilac crag]

its ok

i mean its always interpretation

[regal jasper]

thats why he is a sucker with everyone there, he just dont want to pass through it again

[regal jasper]

I just DONT understand the pomni scene

[lilac crag]

i just view it that way cause for better or for worse this stupid moron mirrored all my experiences with intimacy and closure of losing loved ones

[hazy kestrel]

I don’t know what you’re talking about. But I’m glad you all are having fun nerding out. :)

[lilac crag]

thanks person

this is the 1 time i let my autism speak for me

[regal jasper]

ty person

[dire kayak]

[lilac crag]

i usually do not yap abt my interests

[hazy kestrel]

It sounds interesting

From an outsider perspective

Anyways

[dire kayak]

TADC is so peak 🗣️ 🗣️ 🔥 🔥 🔥

[regal jasper]

u can always yap about tadc with me

[lilac crag]

i like u

[astral basin]

Aaaaa

[lilac crag]

thankie

[regal jasper]

[lilac crag]

back when i was still on therapy i was talking abt the tadc characters to break the ice abt my interests

and after maybe 3 to 4 more visits my therapist started using jax as Donts and Gangle as Dos

it was funny

[regal jasper]

thats sounds funny

[astral basin]

Oml

[regal jasper]

and something really cool

[astral basin]

“This is a jaxism. Dont be like jax.”

[hazy kestrel]

I used to tie Warhammer book sections that resonated with me during my therapy times.

[nocturne bloom]

I havent seen a therapist since 2012

[hazy kestrel]

So it’s not unheard of pal, perfectly normal.

[dire kayak]

my therapist cut me off

[nocturne bloom]

Give me their location

[astral basin]

Same
I was 11 at the time 🤔

[lilac crag]

idk how to translate her phrase into english but she basically told me " Gangle keeps to herself same as Jax, but she never made her shell into a spike "

i thought it was pretty surface level analysis at the time but

yk like

she used her info to help me thru stuff so

[regal jasper]

oooh

[lilac crag]

i cant be a chud nerd abt it

[regal jasper]

thats make sense btw

[lilac crag]

truth

[nocturne bloom]

Gettingworsemaxxing

[regal jasper]

jax just became embittered, to keep everyone away from him and dont hurt himself again

[nocturne bloom]

[hazy kestrel]

Do you want philosophy books to help ya pal?

[dire kayak]

truth

[hazy kestrel]

I don’t blame the people who do become really embittered

[lilac crag]

[nocturne bloom]

Nah, my alone time is my remedy

[hazy kestrel]

It’s only 2 paths anyways

[dire kayak]

id get therapy again if i didn't have to wait 8 months

[hazy kestrel]

Either you move on productively, or you let it fester

[regal jasper]

at least, gangle became a fragile person who just cry when everything goes wrong, she have two faces, cause she just wearing a happy mask without being really happy, but different of jax, she have zooble to make her feel better

[dire kayak]

god i hate the nhs

[regal jasper]

same

[dire kayak]

8 months for 6 weeks of therapy that's barely gonna help me

[hazy kestrel]

I used to be really bitter

[lilac crag]

i love zoob and gangle together

they make good sibling energy

[hazy kestrel]

When my secondary trauma started to fester

Then I found philosophy and took my life back

To an extent

Still need to get out more lmao

[nocturne bloom]

Most of my teachers in high-school said I was dry

[regal jasper]

they have a such good relationship

[lilac crag]

i was mischaracterized as sociopathic by my school counselor

[hazy kestrel]

What does this mean

[regal jasper]

wth

[hazy kestrel]

I’m afraid to know the answer tbh

[regal jasper]

so why u asked? 😭

[nocturne bloom]

Lack of emotion with a really specific type of humor

[lilac crag]

this happened as i was being treated for getting glass stomped into my eye

[hazy kestrel]

Idk

It just seemed a weird way to say something

[lilac crag]

elementary school sucks and we should blow it up

kids are fuckin fiends

[regal jasper]

[nocturne bloom]

I work at both an elementary and middle school

[hazy kestrel]

What the fuck

[nocturne bloom]

Middle school is worse

[lilac crag]

wait is elementary

8th grade and below

idk english terms

[hazy kestrel]

So you’re like, half blind?

[nocturne bloom]

1st to 4th

[hazy kestrel]

Holy shit pal

:(

[nocturne bloom]

Middle is 5th to 8th

[lilac crag]

i wear glasses and i had to have some surgery done to my eye

[hazy kestrel]

That’s fucking barbaric that people would do such things

[regal jasper]

damn

[lilac crag]

it was a 15yo chud

not even person

just some bum that harassed me

[hazy kestrel]

Hope they’re locked behind bars

Goddamn

[regal jasper]

btw thats a bitter truth

kids are mean

[hazy kestrel]

That makes me angry

I haven’t been this angry in a while

[lilac crag]

minors dont get reprecussions if it happens on school grounds

the victim just gets sent to the school counselor and we do our best to sweep it under the rug like morons

[nocturne bloom]

Idk i have the cops at this school a lot

[regal jasper]

the teachers are like ''Bullying? Idc, u're the wrong one!!''

[nocturne bloom]

[hazy kestrel]

I understand this in my soul :(

[nocturne bloom]

We had the cops here the other month because they found ammo in the hallway

[hazy kestrel]

Hello Hank

[lilac crag]

tis why i often advocate for people to fight to protect their loved ones

always believe in who you love

[hazy kestrel]

Oh :( Hank is gone

No more typing

[lilac crag]

do u think he will reply if we ping

[regal jasper]

U've my respect bro

[hazy kestrel]

Yes

[lilac crag]

@obtuse oak am i allowed to do this just to say hi

[somber stream]

Did Hank died

[jaunty path]

If god is a woman what does it mean when it rains

[regal jasper]

pee

[somber stream]

Oh

[hazy kestrel]

God’s crying

A lot

[jaunty path]

Or

[hazy kestrel]

I would too tbh

[jaunty path]

or

[nocturne bloom]

🫘

[obtuse oak]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1046913589614747719/1478272295238766773/caption.gif

[dire kayak]

i do

[regal jasper]

idk, what u want to me to answer?

[lilac crag]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWUGHHHHH

[drowsy lynx]

You gonna have half this chat standing out in the rain looking up with their mouths open

[dire kayak]

i just don't have the strength to fight at all

[nocturne bloom]

🫘

[lilac crag]

Its ok u have me

[nocturne bloom]

[hazy kestrel]

Thammer zealot moment

I SHALL REDEEM THEE!

[regal jasper]

KILL THE HERETICS!!!!

[hazy kestrel]

BLOOD FOR THE EMPEROR! SKULLS FOR THE GOLDEN THRONE!

[lilac crag]

that is enough #Im14andthisisdeep posting out of me

i darktide now

[nocturne bloom]

Damn, I thought you were better than this person... Shroud Thammer is much more peak...

[jaunty path]

This gif has insane energy

[dire kayak]

[hazy kestrel]

True, but sometimes you need to switch it up

[nocturne bloom]

Never

I am the one who one shots

[lilac crag]

can you please say hi before i perish

[neon agate]

I

am the one

[lilac crag]

i beat resentment boss

[regal jasper]

good luck...

[neon agate]

who gets attacked by 5 million trappers

[neon agate]

Oh no

The nest boss

Obsession

I have one piece of advice

You need MAA

[jaunty path]

Guys do you think the lore explanation for chorus is zealot smelling really bad

[lilac crag]

shit

i just got used to leper

[drowsy lynx]

Wouldn't it be on all the time?

[lilac crag]

i used uh

[neon agate]

Well you don't need him, but he helps

[lilac crag]

PD Jester Flag Leper

[neon agate]

Leper can do it, but you need a bit of luck

[nocturne bloom]

SNIFFFFF*

[jaunty path]

Because they raise their arm. Exposing their armpit. Releasing a stench so repulsive even nurgle cultists are stunned and thrown back

[neon agate]

Just tiny bit of lucky

[lilac crag]

oki thank u

[dire kayak]

ooouuhhh

[nocturne bloom]

[neon agate]

I pray for you. It's a tough bos

[drowsy lynx]

Out here getting stink line blasted

[somber stream]

Hygiene is especially important for forces sent out to combat nurgle so unfortunately they are forced to shower twice a day

Against their will

[neon agate]

60% of zealot players roleplaying as close to a sister of battle as possible

[drowsy lynx]

Shaking their faith by showing them the god of rot has competition for the niche

[nocturne bloom]

Sniffster

[neon agate]

Girlsmell

[hazy kestrel]

Bleh

[neon agate]

I know what you guys are

[hazy kestrel]

You are all

FREAKS

(Compliment?)

[jaunty path]

freaks

[neon agate]

I know what you all are

[neon agate]

PLINK

[neon agate]

[nocturne bloom]

You should call me names

[neon agate]

No I cannot do that

[jaunty path]

When i use fury of the faithful its fury of the atheist

[neon agate]

Or else I may get attacked by someon

Someone

[jaunty path]

[nocturne bloom]

Woah... my secret admirer...

[tired steeple]

Buuuurp

[dire kayak]

i wish

[jaunty path]

Inhales your burp instantly

[drowsy lynx]

Hi names, I'm dad

[nocturne bloom]

Youre back?

[lilac crag]

WAOW

WAIT WHAT

[nocturne bloom]

@neon agate oh really

That's them

[drowsy lynx]

Actually I forgot the cigarettes and milk I'll brb

[neon agate]

shhhh

[nocturne bloom]

Why does my admirer have your name in theirs

[nocturne bloom]

I got those

Im 21 now dad

[jaunty path]

Kirking my pants rn

[slim flicker]

just watched an ogryn get thrown off the ledge by a mutie at the end of hab dreyko because i kept falling off the ledge and he stayed to try to get me up

bro got chucked clean off

[jaunty path]

Honestly his fault

[neon agate]

It's not yours LOL

LMAO

[jaunty path]

Mfs need to learn to clear an area

[dire kayak]

hmmm

[tired steeple]

Melta bomb strapped to my chest btw

[dire kayak]

im the one who put it there

[tired steeple]

Thanks

[lilac crag]

youre welcome

[vapid matrix]

Fake

[nocturne bloom]

Yap yap explode already

[vapid matrix]

Usually it’s a cat

[dire kayak]

how do you backstab beasts of nurgle

[stark bobcat]

pimple

[dire kayak]

even if i hit their back it doesnt do a backstab

i seee

[nocturne bloom]

The bean

[tight pine]

Is it edible?

[tulip kettle]

Bite the curb

[tight pine]

The curb bite

[nocturne bloom]

Biting the curb implies my backside would be presented

[nocturne bloom]

Not that kind

[tulip kettle]

I'm taken so like I'm okay

[hazy kestrel]

What are you all so freaky? :(

[nocturne bloom]

Not my fault he pinged you when I asked who my admirer was

[hazy kestrel]

Buncha

FREAKS

[neon agate]

I thought you were talking about mine lol

[tired steeple]

I need to shit

[tulip kettle]

Bruh

[nocturne bloom]

No

[tight pine]

Understandable

[dire kayak]

hmmm

[tired steeple]

But I cannot currently!

For the toilet is occupied

[tulip kettle]

Depends if you're a man or not

[lilac crag]

Fellas

[nocturne bloom]

[tight pine]

[lilac crag]

simplest solution would just be to duel

[drowsy lynx]

Sit on lap, poop between legs

[nocturne bloom]

FREAKOFF LETS GOO

[tired steeple]

I can’t sit on my mum’s lap I’m 23

[hazy kestrel]

I REALLY wish I didn’t have eyes today

[tulip kettle]

Are you male or female?

[hazy kestrel]

:(

[hidden dune]

Female

[tulip kettle]

Let me cook

[tired steeple]

Dumbasses there’s only two genders

French

[brazen pelican]

Yes.

[tired steeple]

And not French

[tight pine]

You dare impersonate me

[tired steeple]

That one sucked that was like reddit lolz randum humour

Sorry

[hidden dune]

You wanna throw down???

[brazen pelican]

This is getting out of hand, now there's two of them!

[jaunty path]

holyfuck

[tired steeple]

Outta hand but now in two hands

[jaunty path]

servo skull showdown

[hidden dune]

I’ll see you in ragtown

[tulip kettle]

When will they finally get rid of his hitler cut 😔🙏

[astral basin]

Mrm

[tight pine]

Nah, I cast:

[astral basin]

Mrrrrm

[slim flicker]

keep the Kregg stache

[tulip kettle]

I cast erectile dysfunction

[brazen pelican]

Salad.

[slim flicker]

salud

[brazen pelican]

Salad is food. Food is biomass. ..oOwOo..

[tired steeple]

I think my little sister’s watching one piece live action

[jaunty path]

why are you television ghost

Your movie sucked

[amber portal]

Hi guys

[slim flicker]

i am become food

[amber portal]

Can i eat u

[jaunty path]

nom

[brazen pelican]

Om nom nom. :>

[amber portal]

I love salad

[slim flicker]

🥀

[astral basin]

Returning to form

[brazen pelican]

I had Döner today. S-tier biomass.

[tired steeple]

What one btw there’s like 4 ring movies

3 of them are the same movie

[amber portal]

DÖNER!?

[astral basin]

Oh hey rachni

[brazen pelican]

Henlo! :>

[drowsy lynx]

Just had a mini pesto pizza with chicken, sundried tomato, and feta on it

[split widget]

Hello. Is it possible to download someone elses custom hud and better buffs? To get it alredy configured.

[drowsy lynx]

Quality biomass

[tulip kettle]

Ringu

[amber portal]

Do yall fw roblox

[hazy kestrel]

Ew. Darktide mods

[tired steeple]

I was more into the grudge

The other ghost woman

Kayako

Thought she was scarier

[tulip kettle]

Kayako vs Sadako. Peak movie

[tired steeple]

I forgot that exists

[amber portal]

Damn

[astral basin]

Sorry. Old habits and suvh

[brazen pelican]

HISS!

[somber stream]

Sadako has a wide variety in Japan

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[jaunty path]

This is the artist behind hollow knight right

[astral basin]

Missus

No

For the millionth time

[jaunty path]

who is she then

[brazen pelican]

One of these days I'll chomp you.

[jaunty path]

the artist behind hollow knight?

[astral basin]

I would strangle you

[jaunty path]

well tell me who she is

[tired steeple]

I made hollow knight

[amber portal]

Im getting e harassed

[lilac crag]

meow

[jaunty path]

or ill ask if shes from hollow knight again

[tired steeple]

Which would explain why it’s so shit

[amber portal]

Rn

[amber portal]

Hey meowski

[somber stream]

Servo, talk is cheap

[brazen pelican]

You have no arms, and you are tiny.

[somber stream]

ACTION

[astral basin]

Just. Click the fkn sticker 😭
Its an open server

[jaunty path]

This sticker is from a server that is either invite-only or unavailable.

[amber portal]

Its not

[astral basin]

Oh shit what

Neytirix

[lilac crag]

hey

[astral basin]

Its a YouTube artist

[thorny plinth]

🦈

[tight pine]

I think were multiplying

[amber portal]

Monkey

[jaunty path]

oooh now I see

[somber stream]

Taylor Swift songs before 2015 is so fire, wonder what happened

[astral basin]

Nono.
Ive been a servo
Ive just returned to form

[thorny plinth]

I’m not a monkey
I’m a Krieg

[jaunty path]

she made hollow knight

[regal jasper]

i love ragebaiting kids in roblox

[jaunty path]

now I understand

[astral basin]

You bitch >.>
She made some fan art. She was not in any of the work

[amber portal]

I meant the emoji u send

[jaunty path]

Oh right sorry.

I'll get it correct now

She was in hungry knight!

[astral basin]

Imma

[jaunty path]

:D

[astral basin]

.

[thorny plinth]

[jaunty path]

i wonder if that game is still avaliable

Her art is really cool ngl

[regal jasper]

exactly

[lilac crag]

mewo

[tight pine]

[amber portal]

Hi cat

[cobalt lichen]

catt

[amber portal]

MIYABI ISNT A CAT

[cobalt lichen]

FUCKIN FURRY THEN

[amber portal]

Its not a furry

Its a HYBRID

[cobalt lichen]

That’s what they all say

[astral basin]

She used to have a big sponsor segment for an art class program
She doesn’t upload near as often but
Shes around

[amber portal]

U got wolf in ur name and as ur pfp UR A FURRY

[cobalt lichen]

And?

[nocturne bloom]

I heard furry

[cobalt lichen]

[grand terrace]

wait theres ppl who choose to keep playing aurics when they are able to play havocs?

[amber portal]

Furry furry furry

[blazing ibex]

Havoc is a ball stomp

Not everyone wants that

[grand terrace]

whatever that means

[cobalt lichen]

Worse than that

[blazing ibex]

And the systems around havoc objectively are pure ass

[dire kayak]

i dont find havoc fun

[grand terrace]

huh

[amber portal]

It is

When u carry

And survive

And win

[grand terrace]

"the systems" can u be more vague please lol

[cobalt lichen]

Gameplay ass

[blazing ibex]

Party finder. Demotion. Modifiers that compound into really annoying limitations on what's viable.

It simply isn't for everyone

[lilac crag]

the way they spawn waves in havoc is intentionally designed to make you gouge your eyes out

[cobalt lichen]

I only played it for the cosmetics

[grand terrace]

people go from malice and up to aurics but then suddenly stop there and dont go havocs?

[lilac crag]

sandwich waves of bulwarks from behind just cus screw you

[blazing ibex]

Yeah because havoc is a complete outlier in how it plays compared to anything in base difficulty.

[tired steeple]

A a a

[lilac crag]

auric people wouldnt want to do rotten armor

[grand terrace]

how so?

[tired steeple]

Aaaaachooooo

[lilac crag]

no one generally speaking wants to do rotten armor

[tired steeple]

How bad is rotten armour

I’ve never done it

[lilac crag]

in havoc?

[tired steeple]

In general

[lilac crag]

fucking shit with plague spreads on top

[tired steeple]

But sure havoc too

[lilac crag]

on auric its ok ig

[blazing ibex]

I dislike Blight more than Rotten Armor if I'll be honest

[grand terrace]

plague spreads are irrelevant but the crushers are very dmg spongy

[lilac crag]

but its agregious on havoc

[lilac crag]

no scum no zealot no corruption res means wound tanking most of the time

[blazing ibex]

Literally a load out check

That punishes you for playing the game as intended

Awfully designed modifier.

[lilac crag]

do u have X and Y except its done the unfun way bc you click a button to fix the problem

[grand terrace]

?

[blazing ibex]

Ah you wanna play melee in the melee heavy game?

[grand terrace]

yea what about it

[lilac crag]

aoe corruption pool

eat shit or grab talent

[blazing ibex]

Well here's some fucking green goo to punish you for doing exactly that.

[lilac crag]

if talent, make sure you play the right class to begin with

[blazing ibex]

Great idea.

[grand terrace]

just dont step in it..

[lilac crag]

if youre on vet sorry go fuck yourself

[grand terrace]

u can melee and not step in the blight pool

[lilac crag]

🤨

[blazing ibex]

Ima be real

[grand terrace]

ok

[sleek harness]

You freaks talking about green good modifier?

I remember when it was introduced

[blazing ibex]

Sounds like you don't play it much if you think it's avoidable like that

[grand terrace]

freaks wow ty

[nocturne bloom]

Youre fake? Damn

[lilac crag]

this seems to be ragebait

[dire kayak]

let me be clear

[grand terrace]

i win 10+ h40s daily

[sleek harness]

Barney, you need to understand that you are not human anymore

You are a freak

Like everyone here

Because you are a Darktide player

[lilac crag]

joust the jester

jest the jouster

[sleek harness]

Joust the jouster

[lilac crag]

jest the jester

[dire kayak]

his pfp is LITERALLY the monkey from the ragebait image

[lilac crag]

i fell for it

i have failed my ancestors

[sleek harness]

No the ragebait monkey is silver

[grand terrace]

check my account creation date, i took the monkey image then

ragebait wasnt even a term in 2016

[somber stream]

Guy almost got banned twice

[lilac crag]

i will not falter twice

instead i will play more darktide

[sleek harness]

Alexander did you know Mickey Mouse is going to be for the public in 2027

[lilac crag]

this is good news

thank you skaven

[sleek harness]

I was false

[lilac crag]

fucking lying rat

[sleek harness]

And also the information I gave you

[lilac crag]

explodes you with my mind powers

[sleek harness]

Can't read

Haha

Alexander do you know Helldivers 2

[true minnow]

Can the contagion sample mission be bugged where the last vault can't be opened

[lilac crag]

no

[dire kayak]

[sleek harness]

Should I do a SEAF troopers build and see how many people get annoyed or leave my game after noticing my gear

[lilac crag]

yeah

[sleek harness]

Why you mad at that information

[lilac crag]

instigate some shit

start trouble

be disruptive, even

[sleek harness]

Mickey Mouse becoming public would be a great new

Until you realize it's 2000 Mickey Mouse

[hazy kestrel]

Skaven, what the fuck are you talking about?

[sleek harness]

Lies

Duh

Haven't you got my character yet?

I am the funny one

[hazy kestrel]

No

[lilac crag]

we should beat the brakes off skaven

[dire kayak]

whas that

[sleek harness]

No for what

[hazy kestrel]

See, now that’s a lie

[dire kayak]

can i help

[sleek harness]

Basically grunts in the Helldivers 2

[sleek harness]

I wouldn't do that if I were you

[sleek harness]

No

[lilac crag]

why

[sleek harness]

It's a humoristic joke where I state a fact which you believe that it's a lie because of my actions of the past

[sleek harness]

Because I would die

[lilac crag]

valid

[dire kayak]

i love playing ultrakill

[lilac crag]

hell yeah

[sleek harness]

I wonder how many people would remove the cape if that was a option

[dire kayak]

what do people have against the capes

i think theyre pretty

[sleek harness]

I wanna see my ass

[lilac crag]

interesting

[dire kayak]

freaky skaven 👀

[sleek harness]

Shut

Up

[tired steeple]

I wanna remove the cape because some capes don’t match the colour scheme

And until arrowhead finds out how to complete the simple task of adding a colour picker

It’s the second best option

[dire kayak]

i remember back when i datamined there were a ton of cool capes that just went unused

like a mars commemoration one

[tawdry edge]

Oh lord, heal this bike...

[nocturne bloom]

There are several capes that let you see your ass

[tight pine]

Guys… I’m evolving!!!

[nocturne bloom]

Unacceptable

[tight pine]

Uhh.. I think I evolved

[nocturne bloom]

Terminate

[dire kayak]

TRULY A BLESSING FROM THE OMNISSIAH

REJOICE

[visual vortex]

Im outside playing with a giant stone ball rn 😆

[dire kayak]

MY STONE BALL

[iron jacinth]

im drunk i think palying as a scum and weeeee

[tight pine]

[iron jacinth]

sorry imapporipate had rough day My man broke up wiyh me im truing here apologies

[dire kayak]

itll be okay

[lilac crag]

at least youre having fun yeah?

[iron jacinth]

im soery im gettimg off

[lilac crag]

take care

[dire kayak]

i hope theyll be okay

[iron jacinth]

i will be ok im sorry dont boot me from this i apologize

[dire kayak]

dont be sorry youre okay

[drowsy lynx]

Having a rough day is totally understandable when you get broken up with, just gotta take care of yourself and time will heal ya

[jaunty path]

You good sis hope you feel well soon

[tight pine]

Oatmeal kinda seems good rn

[drowsy lynx]

Peanut butter cinnamon maple syrup oatmeal my beloved

[iron jacinth]

i just want to play darktide

[jaunty path]

insneed

gl playing hive scum drunk

[jaunty path]

then again

[drowsy lynx]

Yeah hard mode for sure

[jaunty path]

I turn my brain off on scum

i dont have to think about how much dodge I have left

[drowsy lynx]

No brain, only swing shiv and dodge spam

[jaunty path]

instant restore

[jaunty path]

deadass

brain not required l m a o

[iron jacinth]

yes swing kill haretics

[gloomy tartan]

You’ll allways be scum

Doesn’t matter how many heretics you kill

But as long as you kill heretics then we’ll get along fine

[iron jacinth]

hey thats the om;y class that me playing

[tight pine]

“Not to me”
-Sargent Major Morrow

[tawdry edge]

I DONT FUCKING CARE
DOKTOR INJECT MORE SPACE FENT INTO MY VEINS I WANNA KILL SOME MORE HERETICS

GRAAAAAAAH

[iron jacinth]

at least im teying

trying

[gloomy tartan]

One of the cuthroat and scum convos lol

[lethal condor]

2 ways to describe what game crimson desert is. Number 1 a single player mmo and number 2 a greymanes simulator

[gloomy tartan]

I remember the scum replying “ WELL THEN YOUR REALLY GOING TO LIKE ME BECAUSE I KILL ALOT.”

[lilac crag]

I should do havoc on scum.............

[jaunty path]

trying is what matters most

[limber zealot]

Did the shop rotate today or is that next week

[gloomy tartan]

I’ve realizes i like having a psyker for havocs

[iron jacinth]

thznk you

[lilac crag]

two weeks

[gloomy tartan]

Their bubble shield is nice

[lilac crag]

shop reset yesterday

[limber zealot]

Oh I thought it was on Fridays

Cool thanks

[gloomy tartan]

Oooo a pink name

👑

[tawdry edge]

Slop shop rotatium

[tight pine]

So… I turned into a battleship for some reason

[limber zealot]

Call me a hog the way I check in for my biweekly slop then

[lilac crag]

bludgeons your head with a plank

[lilac crag]

trvke

[gloomy tartan]

Flawless technique commissar now adrenaline numbs me to pain

[lilac crag]

go fight now

[gloomy tartan]

For CADIA