general-chat

[modest flume]

[amber portal]

Im tired

[reef stratus]

yeah i m game

[modest flume]

What a coincidence, I'm also drinking a coffee, not decaf though

[modest flume]

Buddy you have no idea

[delicate vapor]

O deer

[tawdry edge]

I drank lemon monster

I feel good.

[amber portal]

WYM

IM AWAKE FOR LONG

[delicate vapor]

Time to drink this rockstar can

[amber portal]

Im js eepy...

[tawdry edge]

Anyways can someone spare me 10 dollars theres this guy on an apleebees parking lot talking about some magical rock he found in Argatha

[nocturne bloom]

Goated

[reef stratus]

i m not competent or good but at least try to be good

[nocturne bloom]

No

Work for it

Bum

[hazy kestrel]

All that matters

[amber portal]

Can someone spare me 1 million

[tawdry edge]

Im already paying off a guy to keep the ever increasing wall of flesh away from me

[hazy kestrel]

You can go down 7 times, but as long as you don’t quit, you’re alright in my book pal.

[nocturne bloom]

So work harder

[modest flume]

I've done 54 hours of work so far, I still have tomorrow

[hazy kestrel]

Bro what

[amber portal]

I could never

[hazy kestrel]

Why are you working so much

[nocturne bloom]

As someone who also works at a school, thats nothing

[modest flume]

I need money or I go homeless

[hazy kestrel]

Why do you do this to yourself

[amber portal]

Im just a eepy gurl

[timber elk]

As someone who spends a ungodly amount of time on borderlands. That’s rookie numbers

[nocturne bloom]

Because it gives the best health insurance in the country

[hazy kestrel]

But borderlands isn’t work

[nocturne bloom]

Ok but which

[hazy kestrel]

You silly goose

[true minnow]

So what should I buy from Melk

[timber elk]

2

[amber portal]

Banana

[amber portal]

It is

[modest flume]

I average about 60 a week, I was told I'm getting roughly another 12

[amber portal]

Im also working

[timber elk]

It is when you include triple H and farming the twister shotgun

[nocturne bloom]

Played 1 all night yesterday

[amber portal]

I got a 10 hour shift

[dire kayak]

oouuuggghhgh

[amber portal]

Havoc 40

[delicate vapor]

My internet fucking SUCKS (this message was sent earlier)

[modest flume]

I love 1

[amber portal]

Hai goober cat

[timber elk]

Hmmmmm Lilith?

[modest flume]

Best atmosphere IMO

[nocturne bloom]

Lilith is for people who need a solid skill tree

[hazy kestrel]

Pal, what’s your Fatshark code so Bushman and I can join ya.

[nocturne bloom]

Real chads dont use the meta

[modest flume]

I have a Brick punching build

[delicate vapor]

Fair

[thick coyote]

Curios gambling

[amber portal]

Just use stone

[timber elk]

Me picking the siren who wants to farm carmerax:

[delicate vapor]

I gotta play DMC again

[reef stratus]

how do i find the code?

[delicate vapor]

[astral basin]

Mfw i try to be pistolero mordecai

[hazy kestrel]

Go to the social tab

Click yourself I believe

[nocturne bloom]

Mord and brick can do it just as fast with the right build. Ive just never liked Lilith because of how much better her trees are

[modest flume]

DON'T TELL ME I'M CRAZY

[nocturne bloom]

Games too easy with her

[modest flume]

DON'T TELL ME I'M NOWHERE

[timber elk]

Your much better off doing pistol Salvador

[modest flume]

TAKE IT FROM ME

[hazy kestrel]

Wrong one, uh, hit the social find button

[modest flume]

IT'S HIP TO BE SQUARE

[true minnow]

So it's hardly worth blowing hella money on the special stuff

[timber elk]

Shut up Bateman

[nocturne bloom]

Revolver mord works very well

[amber portal]

Ugh i feel sick

[delicate vapor]

[nocturne bloom]

Masher can smack on mord

[astral basin]

We. We were talking about NON meta 😐

[timber elk]

True

However

[astral basin]

Fukin. Grog- herald dominated bl2 for an age

[thick coyote]

Yeah specially once you get past the point of getting better weapons

[delicate vapor]

Las pistol… grey only

[reef stratus]

7060727182

[nocturne bloom]

Ahab pimper is way better

[reef stratus]

found it

[modest flume]

@hazy kestrel That was you innit?

[timber elk]

slaps verasidius the invisible on the table this fucker is the expection to that rule

[hazy kestrel]

Yes

[timber elk]

Fuck this guy and fuck the chief he rode in on

[astral basin]

That rode in on him*

[nocturne bloom]

I mean that boss WAS made because the rest were easy

Literally

[timber elk]

There is actually a glitch that makes his HP 3x that of regular raid bosses

On op10

[nocturne bloom]

Who plays on 10 anymore

[timber elk]

….

[true minnow]

Once you hit level 30 I assume the gambling is as good as it gets

[nocturne bloom]

Thats like, ancient

[amber portal]

I want 3 3 stamina curios

[delicate vapor]

[tight pine]

I genuinely just tried to plug my phone cord into my laptop

[timber elk]

I mean

[delicate vapor]

Oops

[nocturne bloom]

Itd work

[timber elk]

Some phone cords works on stuff

[nocturne bloom]

I used to use my 360 as a charging port

[timber elk]

Like my iPhone cord works on my Xbox controller

[true minnow]

Yeah power is different than data transferring

[timber elk]

True

[proper light]

I did auric Mercantile with hi-intensity and we had a level 22. The level 22 did better than most of the other random level 30's I had. :/

[nocturne bloom]

I mean it could be someone leveling a new character

[gloomy tartan]

Hey guys

Guess what

[delicate vapor]

Vhat

[gloomy tartan]

My county is less happy with their quality in life than it has been recorded to be in an entire decade

[delicate vapor]

[gloomy tartan]

We’re less satisfied with our quality in life than we have been at any point in an entire decade lmao

[astral basin]

The us has been dissatisfied since covid
Old news

[nocturne bloom]

Yea, 10 years is nothing tbh

[gloomy tartan]

Hey it’s my county

It’s personal man

Tbh it’s more the funny headline

It’s literaly just THIS IS THE MOST UNHAPPY WEVE BEEN IN A DECADE

Like damn thanks for that study UCLA

[astral basin]

10 years is by no means nothing
But
The fact that you can point at an issue and say “yeah you can put this in the history books as an example of global happenings”
Eugh

[tight pine]

Yeah, that tends to the known

[gloomy tartan]

Like we all assume

But just having the news be like

YO

YOUR COUNTY IS FUCKING UNHAPPY

like bruh

Okay

[nocturne bloom]

Nothing in terms of people being unhappy. Its a ever moving scale

[gloomy tartan]

Thanks for making a scientific survey

To let me know my entire county has never been so unhappy with the quality of life

In a decade

[crystal osprey]

YO.

[nocturne bloom]

You think im happy with gas being $4?
It was like not even $2 not long ago

[crystal osprey]

BUFF PSYKER CLEARLY

[gloomy tartan]

Be nice if the city…did something

It’s focused on the import export, and getting new ways to make revenue

[nocturne bloom]

My ramen used to be like $1 its $2 now which is actually pretty crazy

[gloomy tartan]

New stadiums for concerts more ways for people to spend money

Movie theaters stadiums for sports

Erythang

[astral basin]

Remember, the us is a bunch of countries in a trench coat civilian wise
Geographic dependence
The average still being that low sucks tho

[gloomy tartan]

They want MORE MONEY

but we can’t afford to have anything for comunity programs

Your neighbor hood is a poor area STFU and come to this new sports arena

[nocturne bloom]

Sports arenas attract tourists

Which is money

[gloomy tartan]

They plan on adding a sports team

I forget what

They complained there’s not enough ways to spend money lol

Building a new land mass for concerts

[tight pine]

Hold up… who’s reaction time is faster?
Thragg
Or
Constantine Valdor

[gloomy tartan]

Dead ass adding new land

[astral basin]

Honestly
I feel like the saturation of the entertainment industry is partially the problem
Artists deserve recognition and support from their peers, hobbies enjoyed and spread
But why too many are aspiring for the cash grab

[gloomy tartan]

Extending out to the ocean to build the new arena on it

Big area for music events by extending out onto ocean more and a new stadium for some sports I forgot what team

[astral basin]

We havent gotten actual reaction speed feats from thragg
The guy has a good reflex feat. But so far everythings went at him in a straight line

[gloomy tartan]

I bet the ark of the covenant could beat thragg

[delicate vapor]

So hungry

So tired

[nocturne bloom]

So do something about it. Also horrible choice to drink a Rockstar with no food in your belly

I did that for years and it demolished my stomach

[twilit python]

so when i first started playing this game i was wondering if axes were as bad as they were in vt2 for the same reasons

[delicate vapor]

[twilit python]

and it's kinda funny that the answer is that they're not that far off if not for the existence of brutal momentum

[delicate vapor]

Hmmmmm

[twilit python]

if axes in vt2 got three free cleaves on a headshot maybe they'd have been great too

[delicate vapor]

Axes are ok from when I’ve used them

[twilit python]

with brutal momentum they feel incredible

pretty mid without

[marsh iris]

i like it

[dire kayak]

binging TADC

[sleek harness]

What

Why me

[sleek harness]

You going to the movies?

[fair bridge]

the jax maid episode was so awesome . .

this is what i look like btw

[sleek harness]

The Jax Australian episode was the funniest

[nocturne bloom]

I hope you get fixed soon

[nocturne bloom]

Devour you say

[vivid zinc]

My Stalker 2 save corrupted 🙁

[gloomy tartan]

I wish I had a dog hydra

[dire kayak]

wake up

[nocturne bloom]

Nobody backs anything up these days 🥀

[sleek harness]

Huh

[fair bridge]

probably the new update

[dire kayak]

wake up we all miss you

[astral basin]

Fuck. Got the burn smell out of my microwave
Just for another burrito to burn

[sleek harness]

Who is we

[vivid zinc]

The thing is Stalker 2 is so nice that it makes your saves invisible if one of them in the slot corrupts

[dire kayak]

your family

we miss you

wake up please

[sleek harness]

I don't even like my family

I thought you all would get it by now with hints

[fair bridge]

wake up

[astral basin]

Skaven getting punked today

[sleek harness]

What

[astral basin]

Like every day

[nocturne bloom]

Wake up nephew

[gloomy tartan]

🐀
🕳️

[vivid zinc]

There's no such thing as skaven

[nocturne bloom]

Time fo schoo

[fair bridge]

one day we'll stop asking you to wake up and you'll be lost to us forever

please wake up

hooooly shit turning off gamescope worked a treat

my shit's fast now

[sleek harness]

I am going back to sleep just to spite you freaks

[gloomy tartan]

Comas are scary

They stick a tube up in you

Fuck that

[sleek harness]

Okay and

[nocturne bloom]

I never had that happen what

[sleek harness]

I had my lungs stop working once

I thought I would die

[gloomy tartan]

Yu were in a coma ?

[nocturne bloom]

2011

New years day

[gloomy tartan]

Dam

[nocturne bloom]

I have 2 lifestar pins

[gloomy tartan]

That’s crazy

[sleek harness]

How long was the coma

[gloomy tartan]

I speak or the catheter tube

That’s the tube I fear getting stuck up inside you

[nocturne bloom]

I want to say less than a month

[sleek harness]

Is it the truth

[nocturne bloom]

Yes? My pancreas doesnt work anymore

[sleek harness]

Huh

[jaunty path]

I mean does it even matter you'll be asleep

[gloomy tartan]

What about if I wake up

And then I’m like AHHHHHHH

[delicate vapor]

Happy birthday

[jaunty path]

In surgery they open you up and cut you all up and bullshit. Fuck that!

[sleek harness]

Dude you are in the middle of a coma

[jaunty path]

You won't tell

[sleek harness]

Tiu ain't waking up soon

[jaunty path]

You should hate surgery for the same reason then chris

[gloomy tartan]

I didn’t liek getting stitches

[sleek harness]

Missus is discovering how babies are taken out of the wound

[gloomy tartan]

Morphine was crazy

They fucked me up on that shit

That drip

[jaunty path]

Well you wanna be awake or no

[gloomy tartan]

Mf hit that shit and gave me 3 or 4 big ass drips

I saw them go down and NIGHT

OUT

[jaunty path]

Yep

[gloomy tartan]

morphine is some serious shit

[jaunty path]

In and out

[gloomy tartan]

Fucking only thing that put me out instantly

[nocturne bloom]

Some have to be done awake

[gloomy tartan]

When I was on stitches the numbing stuff took forever to take effect

[jaunty path]

You mean brain?

[gloomy tartan]

I’m hella resistant to painkillers and stuff ment to sedate me

[jaunty path]

Free pharmaceutical drugs!!! :D

[gloomy tartan]

But also I don’t weigh a lot

[nocturne bloom]

Brain and some airways etc

[gloomy tartan]

So like they have to balance the sedatives and pain killers to effect me but not kill me lmao

[delicate vapor]

And they put a little sticker of medic from TF2 on your heart

[jaunty path]

Oh fuck

Sign me up NOW

[gloomy tartan]

Usually means I have to hangout till the sedatives and pain killer kick in and then I’m just out rest of the day

It’s like my body just dumps adrenaline when I get sedatives lmao

[nocturne bloom]

Im fine with surgery. If I die I won't know

[gloomy tartan]

What if someone grabbed your ass tho

Gotta be a ghost and haunt them

[jaunty path]

I wanna be a surgeon so I can save money on meat

[nocturne bloom]

They wouldnt have much to grab

So idc

[jaunty path]

Hank Hill

[gloomy tartan]

lol

Deep cut

Crater ass

[nocturne bloom]

Doesn't mean I cant arch it boss

[delicate vapor]

vhat

[jaunty path]

I like getting my blood drawn

Its awesome

[delicate vapor]

think i had to do one before

[nocturne bloom]

It took 10 doctors to hold me down the first time i needed it

Now I do it every 3 months

[delicate vapor]

it only takes 10 people to hold you down

[jaunty path]

Holy fuck lmfao

Jesus I really am different

[delicate vapor]

i cried a little when the needle hit

[jaunty path]

My dad is definitely different because drawing blood from him is MEGA hard

[nocturne bloom]

I bent the needle the last few times

[restive walrus]

Why did you bend the needle

[jaunty path]

Due to his deformity they can't find a vein easily

[nocturne bloom]

Moved my arm

[jaunty path]

Steel skin

[restive walrus]

You are too strong…

Rotten armour irl

[jaunty path]

When docs do it I just let them stick it in and watch

It's cool

It also smells nice

[nocturne bloom]

My last IV drip needed to be changed for the same reason last time i was hospitalized

[jaunty path]

I love getting my blood drawn

[delicate vapor]

also forgot my blood type.. think they did have it on my sheet of paper that I lost

[jaunty path]

Butterfly needles are so awesome

It smells good when a new one is taken out

[nocturne bloom]

Before the tech i use came out i used to get 8-10 shots a day for almost a decade

[dire kayak]

i hate getting blood drawn

[gloomy tartan]

Bro when I got stitches the nurses were cunts lol

[dire kayak]

blood sickens me and the idea of having a foreign metallic object in my body just makes me go

[twin flower]

reasonable reaction

i just look away

[nocturne bloom]

I have 2 needles in my arm constantly every day

[twin flower]

doesnt make it any less tense :3

[gloomy tartan]

The sedatives had kicked in and the numbing stuff so I couldn’t walk lmao

And they kept trying to get me too like I was faking it

Rubbed they knuckles on my chest

Like wtf technique is that cunt

Eventually they got a wheelchair for me

[twin flower]

to test if the sedatives worked?

[jaunty path]

Why

Its awesome

[gloomy tartan]

Lazy cunt

No this was after

Like after everything

Post stitches

[delicate vapor]

[gloomy tartan]

They wanted me to walk out

[nocturne bloom]

It honestly just sounds like you gave them a hard time at one point and they had enough of it

[gloomy tartan]

But uh stupid

Bitch I did nothing

[nocturne bloom]

Ive been around nurses my whole life lol

[gloomy tartan]

Fuck

[twin flower]

I remember jumping off my seat the first time I got needled, was a kid, it left a lil scar on my right arm lmao

[gloomy tartan]

I was waiting for the numbness to take effect

Took over a hour

My doctor was epic

Bro was bob ross looking

Jewish guy

Big glasses

[jaunty path]

Did it feel awesome

[grizzled plover]

Nurses and doctors suck and not enough people are willing to admit that they're generally assholes thanks to being severely burnt out

[gloomy tartan]

The doctor was cool

He helped me feel safe

[jaunty path]

I mean the sedatives

[gloomy tartan]

Uhhh

Once they took effect

Yeah it was freaky

I felt the needle go thru my lip flesh

But no pain

Had to not mentally freak out

[grizzled plover]

The last doctor I had really thought he was doctor house lmao

[gloomy tartan]

But it worked

[delicate vapor]

idk why my dr was hawk eyeing me in between drawing my blood

[gloomy tartan]

After I was a rag doll

Dead ass

[grizzled plover]

Doctors suck

[delicate vapor]

the blue eyes werent helping either

[gloomy tartan]

My body like fights sedatives so when they take effect I’m OUT

[jaunty path]

Probably to make sure you're not freaking out

[fiery wave]

Close eyes before maybe.

[delicate vapor]

she had like BLUE eyes

[twin flower]

Huh

[jaunty path]

GERMAN STARE HAH

LOL

[delicate vapor]

i was sweating

[gloomy tartan]

They had to like have a light on my face

[twin flower]

We had like a family doctor we go to, idk about other peeps in this case

[gloomy tartan]

Needed a expert on facial reconstruction etc doc

[delicate vapor]

her words of comfort didnt help because the blue eyes did enough on me lol

[jaunty path]

I mean that's definitely why

[gloomy tartan]

Went to multiple places before finally got to that hospital

[delicate vapor]

not from the needle from the weather

[gloomy tartan]

I was scared and stressed from hours of bleeding

[delicate vapor]

i had it done during summer

[jaunty path]

Oh lmao

[nocturne bloom]

Still probably wanted to be careful. Can never know for sure if it isnt you

[delicate vapor]

[jaunty path]

Everyone should enjoy having their blood drawn

Because its pretty

[twin flower]

Kinda weird

Idk if Id enjoy it

[nocturne bloom]

Try having it done your entire life, Missus

[twin flower]

I could feel the blood leaving my body as they fill like one vial for my blood chem one time

[formal mortar]

I too enjoy my life being sucked from me

[nocturne bloom]

Fake yawn and you usually dont feel it

[jaunty path]

Not to be an insensitive fuck but Id imagine you get very used to it at that point. But emotions are a personal thing

[jaunty path]

Overdramatic

[nocturne bloom]

Its not as emotional as it is a pain in the ass to take a day off of work for it or drop everything im doing for it

[twin flower]

well, if its for your health

[formal mortar]

I once had so much blood drawn for so many tests back to back I passed out and they had to give me blood

[jaunty path]

Learn how to piss blood then idk

[twin flower]

lmao wtf?

[nocturne bloom]

That wouldnt change anything lol

[jaunty path]

Mail it to the docs

Ez

[nocturne bloom]

Thats illegal

[formal mortar]

Wild isnt it?

[gloomy tartan]

Didn’t get any work done till late injury happened like 7-8 in the morning went to one place they said I had to go to a emergency room then o go to one and the entire hospital is in a meeting and the full emergency room waits over a hour for them to end the meeting go wait in that waiting g room when they return and then have the nurse and doc give me gauze to replace the napkins i was using for my bloody face and hand and told me I had to go to a expert in face reconstruction plastic surgery etc and I had to go to a dog emergency room

[jaunty path]

:(

[twin flower]

did they use the same blood they got from u

[formal mortar]

No

[dire kayak]

ooouuggghhggg

[jaunty path]

Remember. Doctors drink your pee in another room.

[formal mortar]

They used my sister's blood

[twin flower]

be funny

[dire kayak]

i eat beakers

[twin flower]

huh

[tight pine]

🦆

This?

[gloomy tartan]

By the time I left and went home it was like 10 or 11 pm

[formal mortar]

Shes a universal donor

And I am not

[gloomy tartan]

Spent all day bleeding and doctor hopping lol

[twin flower]

das weird

[gloomy tartan]

So fuck that nurse who didn’t wanna give me a wheelchair lazy fuck

[twin flower]

dont siblings share blood type at birth?

[gloomy tartan]

I was limp from the sedatives and numb meds

[formal mortar]

No

[fiery wave]

Still them fucking up. You never draw that much at one time for any reason.

[gloomy tartan]

Only thing that helped me not freak out was my family and that Jewish doctor who looked like big Ross

[delicate vapor]

[formal mortar]

It was too many dif docs back to back

[twin flower]

oh wait, what were your parents bloodtypes

[gloomy tartan]

Bro fixed my horrible injury to a small cool scar

[formal mortar]

My mom and sis are universal donors

[restive walrus]

Bros a vampire..

[twin flower]

la wampire

[formal mortar]

I am A positive like my dad

[restive walrus]

Wants to know what type you are

[gloomy tartan]

I’m o something

[restive walrus]

Onto this fire in your face bro

[twin flower]

I was just thinking how siblings end up with diff bloodtype

[restive walrus]

Watch out

[gloomy tartan]

I think I’m O +

[twin flower]

and realise it actually depends

[gloomy tartan]

So I can donate to any postivr types or some shit

[restive walrus]

I thought O negative was the universal one right?

[gloomy tartan]

I’m a good blood bag

[formal mortar]

Yep

[gloomy tartan]

I can donate to any positive blood type

And I have a easier time finding blood if I need it than a O -

Blood type compatibility is weird

[twin flower]

real

me and my fam is just b +

[bronze wren]

Oh my god new metro Game Coming out this Winter im so happy

Just watched the reveal Trailer

Its gonna be Peak

[formal mortar]

There are people with unique blood types too

[twin flower]

Metro 2039 roite? ayy

[marsh iris]

lol lmao 67

[bronze wren]

Hell yeah

[twin flower]

I cant remember how the last one ended, but i did all 3 games

is Artyom still around even

[gloomy tartan]

I’m O + so I can receive blood from O + or O -

[formal mortar]

Remember when Artyom died in the 2nd book?

[gloomy tartan]

If your O - is has to be scrim someone with O-

[twin flower]

Idk the books ngl

[gloomy tartan]

So positive can donate to only positive but can receive blood from any O

[formal mortar]

I read the books, way different

[bronze wren]

No, he found his place and his peace, this time we get a new protagonist

[twin flower]

I'd imagine it is yeah, is it darker

[restive walrus]

Remember everyone, B positive

[formal mortar]

Artyom kills 1 person in the first book because he loses his composure and gets caught

[twin flower]

I imagine that one dude from Space King doing the gang sign

[gloomy tartan]

I can receive blood from either O type

[formal mortar]

And dies at the start of the 2nd iirc

[gloomy tartan]

But i can donate to any of you positive blood types

So if you get injured I’m useful

[delicate vapor]

we all float here

[twin flower]

eyo

[gloomy tartan]

I’m pretty sure most people are a postivr blood type also

[twin flower]

what was the second book about

[formal mortar]

I dont recall much tbh

Different protag

[twin flower]

wonder if thats what the new metro is about

[formal mortar]

Something was spreading in the metro

[twin flower]

i havent seen the trailer, jus saw the announcement

[formal mortar]

So artyom had to die sealing off a section iirc

Also its canon to kill the aliens

Or whatever they were

[twin flower]

those dark ones or something ye i remember

were they aliens? i never got that part

[formal mortar]

Its been probably 10 years since I read the books

But i think they were aliens trying to help humans?

[twin flower]

I've been looking for something to read that isnt 40k maybe i'll check out the mtro books

[formal mortar]

But was killing them on accident

Most of the book is him crawling and being scared

[nocturne bloom]

Hunter and Sasha were the main characters of the second book iirc

Art doesn't actually "die" from what I recall though

[fiery wave]

That explains. You should tell them the next time if you had blood drawn recently. Not worth the risk after a like 2-3.

[delicate vapor]

[dire kayak]

eepy but can't eep

[formal mortar]

Ohhh i didnt know there was a 3rd book

The 2nd book alludes to him dying

[delicate vapor]

same

[formal mortar]

Had to look into it more

So now its being said that its a different artyom in 2034

I read the books before 2035 was even written

[formal mortar]

This happened when I was a teenager in school still

[amber portal]

Eeptimus prime

Uggh

I just cant fall asleep

[formal mortar]

I know better now

[fiery wave]

Ah.

[formal mortar]

Thanks for the advice tho!

[amber portal]

Metro?

[formal mortar]

Yeah

[amber portal]

Isnt there a new game coming out

[formal mortar]

Yeah thats what everyone was talkin about a moment ago

[amber portal]

Oh

Sorry im tired

[formal mortar]

I didnt know that they made a 3rd book so thought artyom was dead in the books

[amber portal]

Uh

I didn't know metro books were a thign

Uhhh

[formal mortar]

Yeah

[amber portal]

I need more books

And i need glasses

[amber portal]

My cat is sleeping on my legs help

[twin flower]

now u stay there til your cat wakes

[dire kayak]

:3

[somber stream]

Got hit by a car yesterday lol

[twin flower]

you alright? lmao

[analog marsh]

🐱💤🦵🏻

[drowsy lynx]

love farming 200 scrap to have some noob call the valkyrie on zone 2/5

[somber stream]

Flew about 2 metres, only minor scratches and bruises
Imfuckinginvincible.gif

500 euro in my pocket and we went on our ways

[analog marsh]

free money if they're in the wrong I guess lol.

[somber stream]

I should get hit more often

[twin flower]

He's queue Invinvicle opening Invincible

[somber stream]

Yeah i walked out of a corner a bit too fast and the lady wasn't exactly looking properly. Had my airpods in so it was partially my fault

[twin flower]

didnt break anything? lmao

[somber stream]

Yeah nah

[restive walrus]

You should have killed them

[somber stream]

Living up to your name

[analog marsh]

Good idea as a pedestrian is to assume everyone driving got their license out a cereal box.

[somber stream]

Never change though

[tired inlet]

boat parade
boat parade
Boat Parade
BOAT PARADE
B O A T P A R A D E

[potent sage]

fuck my chud space marine life

game crashed

space marine 2 isnt that bad

idk why ppl hate on it

[marsh iris]

its not

[potent sage]

kinda wish there were more melee weapons

[hazy kestrel]

@jaunty path, your in game name causes me physical pain

[modest flume]

@reef stratus @hazy kestrel game crashed at results screen, I'ma call it a night, starting to dose off lol

[restive walrus]

No idea

[hazy kestrel]

Lmao

Ggs pal

[potent sage]

them being stronger would be nice

[modest flume]

I also crashed earlier mid-game, exception error

[formal mortar]

Sm2 is alright

[modest flume]

this game is definitely something else

[reef stratus]

Thanks for playing laters

[hazy kestrel]

Yeah, it’s really bugged today

[formal mortar]

But gets to be a huge grind in the end with not a lot of variation

[marsh iris]

JFK fatshark

[jaunty path]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHHAHA

[twin flower]

whats her ign

[marsh iris]

or was it jfc

[hazy kestrel]

I despise it so much lmao

[hazy kestrel]

Skibidirizzlet

[jaunty path]

My meat loaf tastes pretty okay

[hazy kestrel]

For her Psyker

[jaunty path]

melee psyker is sooooo fun

[hazy kestrel]

Oi don’t shoot the messenger lmao

[jaunty path]

putting milk in meatloaf

was a good idea I think

[hazy kestrel]

HUH?

[delicate vapor]

Gun psyker…

[jaunty path]

Its a thing people do

It makes it more moist

[hazy kestrel]

Missus. What the fuck

[jaunty path]

bread and crumb ratio

its true

look it up

its in recipes

[hazy kestrel]

No, I don’t want your cursed eldritch knowledge

[jaunty path]

Its niche kitchen shit

[hazy kestrel]

Seeing your character name has already given me Dread 2 smh.

[delicate vapor]

[potent sage]

those who crash in the middle of they match and lose all progress

[jaunty path]

Have you never had a dish introduced to dairy before

[marsh iris]

crashing in game is a fatshark tradition

[jaunty path]

Its not that crazy

[potent sage]

why is milk being in a dish such a foreign concept

[marsh iris]

you guys should know that already

[potent sage]

lmao

[hazy kestrel]

It’s gotten worse for plenty of people nowadays

Not for me though

[potent sage]

i didnt expect it to be space marine 2 tho

[hazy kestrel]

But for others :(

[regal jasper]

im crazy!!!!!

[hazy kestrel]

Fatshark needs to get their shit together in terms of fixing these issues

[marsh iris]

🤔 never had crashes since launch for sm2, did they update something

[hazy kestrel]

And there’s even new bugs lmfao

[marsh iris]

i havent played for weeks

[jaunty path]

personman

play auric solo

[twin flower]

sm2's alright

[tired inlet]

chainsword, knife, power sword, power axe, thunder hammer, power fist..uhh..

[hazy kestrel]

Someone lost their character outlines and couldn’t see us from far away

[jaunty path]

woah.

[hazy kestrel]

No, I’m going back to salvage farming

[potent sage]

are there more weapons?

[twin flower]

only time the game gets jittery is when am in siege mode and im against the thousand sands

[potent sage]

i thought there was only chainsword, combat knife, thunder hammer, and power sword

[marsh iris]

anyways i dont mods, so crashes are at a minimum

[hazy kestrel]

Same

[tired inlet]

negative; different classes have different armories; e.g, assault can use chainsword, power sword, thunder hammer, power axe, power fist

sniper is a knife only

support doesn't have melee weapons besides their foot

[potent sage]

only played the campaign award

[somber stream]

You paid for the entire PC, might as well use 100% of it

[potent sage]

im playing operations rn tho

with tactical

[hazy kestrel]

Oh I do, for Skyrim

[tired inlet]

Ahh, yeah, power axe/fist never got added to the campaign; you learn how to play through operations

[potent sage]

cus tactical seems easy to use and is basically standard grunt fodder i think

[marsh iris]

i dont want to use 100% just to crash

[somber stream]

Mod list reveal when

[hazy kestrel]

I don’t want to make Darktide even more of an unstable mess lol

[potent sage]

true that is partly why i do not use mods

[hazy kestrel]

Oh it’s not that much.

[somber stream]

You deny your PC its purpose

[potent sage]

cus im afraid they will fuck up my darKKKtide

[hazy kestrel]

I just built off of the current version of the Nordic Souls modlist

[marsh iris]

my pc can suck my nuts

[fiery wave]

Been playing Deathwing. I want power fist and force axe now.

[marsh iris]

trash!!!!!

[vivid zinc]

A PCs purpose is to mod skyrim into a snusnu simulator and pretend you don't when talking to other people.

[tired inlet]

tactical is balanced with chainsword + bolters / plasma weapons, but it trends to be 60% range / 40% melee; whereas vanguard is 60% melee / 40% ranged.

[hazy kestrel]

I could give you the armor and weapon mods I added though.

[tired inlet]

Assault/Bulwark can use power fists in SM2

[potent sage]

i see........... i didnt know classes had passive abilities

[hazy kestrel]

But it’s nothing too interesting.

[fiery wave]

For DT.

[hazy kestrel]

Just a bunch of medieval armors

[somber stream]

It's okay i was messing with ye

Some people's mod list is just diabolical

[hazy kestrel]

Are you sure you don’t want some? :(

[jaunty path]

abby why are you playing chud marine 2

[fiery wave]

I mean, is all sexy noods mods, I get it.

[somber stream]

I have about 500 mods, it's at its fucken limit rn lol

[formal mortar]

I need to mod bg3, just modded cyberpunk

[hazy kestrel]

Some guy in the Nordic Souls discord has like 4k lmao

[tired inlet]

Assault/Bulwark are 100% melee, and sniper/support are 100% ranged. TechMarine is built a lot like tactical but it's like 70/30 mix of where your power is

[somber stream]

Were it so simple

[hazy kestrel]

I only have 1,365 or so

[delicate vapor]

now time to play dmc..

[jaunty path]

I love running around naked in cyberpunk

[rocky radish]

I can guess the game by the number of mods

[fiery wave]

Bullet hell spells so I can play first person bullet hell?

[formal mortar]

Skyrim, gotta fix the skeletons to get the jiggles to work right and etc.. so tedious

[fiery wave]

80 mods.

[hazy kestrel]

Just get a premade modlist with that fancy schmancy stuff and go from there.

No need to suffer, pal.

[fiery wave]

Not including must haves to mod and such.

[formal mortar]

I dont play skyrim no more

[hazy kestrel]

But you can return to your roots.

[formal mortar]

Cyberpunk is my open world im playing rn

[hazy kestrel]

Oh

:(

Bleh

[restive walrus]

Your activating my Brain worms rn

Don’t mention that game

Or I’ll play it..

[fiery wave]

More sus mods anyway.

[potent sage]

white scars look very cool

[hazy kestrel]

Mandated edict: Play Skyrim!

[marsh iris]

hahah i havent played skyrim for a loooong time

[somber stream]

Yeah, right, but of course ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[restive walrus]

AAAAAAAAAAAA

[fiery wave]

Play a fox cat girl that yuri all...

[formal mortar]

I havent played a bullet hell in ages...

[delicate vapor]

i love the stealth in it and randomly pranking a cop with the black wall hack

[potent sage]

bethesda games are incredibly mid im not going to lie

[formal mortar]

Rn Im making a katana only playthrough

[potent sage]

every single one

[fiery wave]

Not kidding. That was my skyrim. All default offensive spells replaced by bullet hell.

[hazy kestrel]

That sounds pretty cool

[marsh iris]

play Synthetik 2

[delicate vapor]

you got the Errata ?

[marsh iris]

fun roguelite

[fiery wave]

Fighting multiple casters was hilarious.

[hazy kestrel]

I just needed a new coat of paint via community shaders and some other fancy stuff, and I’m all good to go.

[somber stream]

I'm excited for Metro 2039

Heard it's not Artyom this time

[fiery wave]

Oh?

[marsh iris]

its jack black

[somber stream]

Guy deserve a break after a trilogy with his wife and kid

[kind ore]

game network dying?

[languid hazel]

It is not. The player character is known as Stranger

[fiery wave]

True. Just wondering who next.

[somber stream]

He looks like a Spartan, fighting Nazies

[fluid gust]

when is the commodore rotating

[languid hazel]

Stranger happens to be plagued by recurring nightmares according to the game’s description in the store

[languid hazel]

It just did today

[fiery wave]

It already did.

[hazy kestrel]

Two weeks

From today

[fiery wave]

Reruns.

[fluid gust]

I'm seein the same stuff

or am I trippin

[hazy kestrel]

You’re tripping

[fiery wave]

It's a rerun.

[analog marsh]

Yeah, looks interesting.

I haven't played a metro game since the PS3 games.

Also just a random thought, but it is kind of interesting how they seem to be the only developer to make really good and realistic water/fog physics on the players visor.

[fluid gust]

Ah.

[languid hazel]

Also apparently 4A games are making 2039 with a lot of inspiration from their own experiences with the war

The official premiere had some of the devs talking about it c:

[fiery wave]

Because feels pointless outside of a vr sim tbh.

Most won't notice any cool realism.

Like ice melting in real time in a game.

[languid hazel]

Eh, I love those effects on visors in video games. Itms just that no one else does them

[somber stream]

They've had prior experience with Stalker and they don't replace their staff a lot, i heard. So things are pretty consistence

[analog marsh]

idk, it was pretty mind-blowing back on the PS3, since no other game had good visor effects at that time. But then again I am a nerd for small details like that.

[languid hazel]

Also haiyas Karien and Licht and Morbtide :3

[somber stream]

Hello stinky

[fiery wave]

True, but to the avg player, they won't care and would likely mod to remove the visual hinderance.

[languid hazel]

WOOF! :3

[fiery wave]

So went from cat to dog?

[languid hazel]

:3

[delicate vapor]

eow

NOO

[languid hazel]

-# mrrraow :3

[viral aspen]

Praise the lord and pass the strawberry milk

[delicate vapor]

chocolate milk is all I got

Karien food pls food pls karien food pls

[whole glade]

im posting the flashgitz post. if i disapper. it was them

[delicate vapor]

😮

[marsh iris]

drank too much milk in the morning

[languid hazel]

The hwhat

[marsh iris]

i might explode

[somber stream]

Toss in some coke

Become the Nuke

[fiery wave]

Skill issue. Eat food first next time.

[marsh iris]

food in the morning? in this economy?

[fiery wave]

Yes, eat bread.

[somber stream]

Office workers don't really eat in the morning

[fiery wave]

Buy a massive value loaf.

[marsh iris]

mawow

[fiery wave]

Just be filler.

[marsh iris]

hmmm i do like french toast with kaya butter

[delicate vapor]

some sprite

some bananas too

[nocturne bloom]

I dont either, I get sick

[fiery wave]

Is a breakfast here. Toast the bread.

[somber stream]

Take care of yourselves

[fiery wave]

2 half boiled eggs.

[marsh iris]

i loik

[fiery wave]

1 coffee.

[fair bridge]

check this shit out #zealot-class message

[fiery wave]

Or tea.

[marsh iris]

kopitiam set

[fiery wave]

Ding ding ding.

[marsh iris]

ah lai lai

[mystic fossil]

guys whats a fun loadout thats auric lvl

[true minnow]

Arbites no talents

[modest flume]

boffum

Everything works more or less

Stealth evis

[somber stream]

My tralala

[modest flume]

Your ding ding dong?

[rocky radish]

Depends on the class, and what playstyle you find fun

[delicate vapor]

vhat to eat..

[rocky radish]

If I was going max fun it would be an evasion hive scum build. Shivs and needlegun

[marsh iris]

Licht Von Gunther

[somber stream]

Deep in the night

I'm looking for some Memes

[mystic fossil]

look in the mirror

(no hate)

[marsh iris]

thanks now i got idea for darktide video

[somber stream]

Just as genes pass on biological traits to ensure the survival of a species, memes pass on cultural information. I'm talking Ideas, behaviours, values, and history

[modest flume]

Here's a classic https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Hl6s3NCL9os&pp=ygUac3R1ZmYgaXQgaW4gdGhlIGNvcm51Y29waWE%3D

There's a full song of it, 4 mins lol

[rocky radish]

Depends on the quality of the meme. Many post stale memes, making the rest of humanity look bad

[somber stream]

While biology naturally weeds out defective genes through natural selection, the digital age has removed the filter for cultural evolution. Every thought, no matter how trivial, false, or destructive, can now be preserved indefinitely.
You, big chungus. Is a part of our legacy

[hazy kestrel]

Thammer and Bolter

[somber stream]

Not every man is perfect

[hazy kestrel]

I think I’m gonna go to sleep early tonight

But first

[mystic fossil]

but memes must be

memes dont die and therefore MUST be perfect

[hazy kestrel]

Tell me a funny joke

[delicate vapor]

chicken butt

[hazy kestrel]

I must cackle

[hazy kestrel]

What about it

Oh you reminded me

[delicate vapor]

bock bock

[hazy kestrel]

My ma would always tell me about my great grandma. And how she was a bit of a crazy one

[marsh iris]

hahah butt first

[hazy kestrel]

She lived on a farm, and apparently she used to sometimes kill the chickens for breakfast. She would grab them by the neck, swing them around until the heads popped off, and then they’d run around for a bit until they died.

She was weird

[modest flume]

A police officer pulls over two priests. Cop walks up to the car and says, we're looking for two child molesters. The priests talk to each other for a moment and then look back at the cop and say "okay we'll do it!"

[hazy kestrel]

This makes me sad. Not funny, didn’t laugh. :(

[modest flume]

What's the worst drink for an athlete? Penal-TEA

[delicate vapor]

😮

[marsh iris]

A blind man walks into a bar

[somber stream]

A man that has red hair

[modest flume]

I have a horse named Mayo
Sometimes Mayo neighs

[delicate vapor]

😮

[acoustic pebble]

I'm HI

What voice lines would you like?

[regal jasper]

I made lynxiee spam at my DM bridgerton yuri fanarts, im inserting her in this world....

[somber stream]

Weren't you a Hawaiian?

[acoustic pebble]

HI is Hawaii

[somber stream]

I see

[delicate vapor]

vhaoww

[marsh iris]

[true minnow]

Do you fellas scrap or sacrifice your extra gear

[hazy kestrel]

Scrap

But I have no use for it anyways

If you still have masteries to do, just give them to Hadron

[somber stream]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f30YjQg4rn0
@obtuse oak Goldmud Railway, Grand Bazaar, WAKE ISLAND

We are so back

[hazy kestrel]

I remember Golmund Railway

That was a certified classic map

Those were the days

[somber stream]

Naval warfare

[marsh iris]

i save scrap to secretly build a ship to escape the mourning star

[vivid zinc]

Oh wow

DICE is listening to people finally. Maybe BF6 will shape up

[marsh iris]

We Shawshank Redemption out of this one

[somber stream]

It's a make or break for Dice with Bf6, they're trying their best lol

[vivid zinc]

Yep. My biggest complaint is the inconsistent destruction and cramped maps due to these enormous HQs

[marsh iris]

Wake island never get to catch a breather huh

[mystic fossil]

it's still in service?

[somber stream]

Its that one island in South East Asia right?

[marsh iris]

i think so, it was a bf1942 and bf2 map

[fresh osprey]

Hey, kind of a random place to ask about this. But I have a buddy selling his PC but I’m not an expert on specs at all. Looking to dm with someone who knows PC stuff if they can tell me what they think.

[marsh iris]

i think other series also have wake island

even 2142

wake island never sleeps

[somber stream]

They just need to fix the manpads tracking and we're dandy

[vivid zinc]

It's pretty fun too. I racked a decent amount of hours into it. Have like a 6.8 KDR lol

KTS800 go BRRRR

[delicate vapor]

[valid harbor]

The "Hive Scum Hood" on the Psyker class not being able to be equipped by the Hive scum class is so bizarre

[true minnow]

So are chest pieces that come with hoods drawn back that you can't just flip on

But it's our fault for not buying more in game currency

[valid harbor]

I hate how slow the shop rotation is...these items are cheap compared to other games but the rotation is so slow :/

[stuck crescent]

Waiting for something specfic?

[valid harbor]

Yeah there are a few things

Some veteran stuff and Psyker stuff

[stuck crescent]

.....like?

Nothing krieg related, I hope

[valid harbor]

I was hoping they did something similar to what Bethesda does for Fallout 76. If you have enough in game currency for Fallout 76 you can contact Bethesda and they will deduct it from your account and give you the limited time item.

Also about the stuff I'm waiting for. I saw some cool looking Space marine type armor, I also saw some old Cadia armor that looked cool

Forget the names so I gotta find it on the wiki

[tawdry edge]

I fucking hope its the krieg

[valid harbor]

Krieg stuff is cool but im not waiting for it my self

I can live without

Im not suicidal lol

[stuck crescent]

hahaha, funney joke

KRIEG IS NOT COOL

[marsh iris]

krieg is cool in borderlands

[tawdry edge]

krieg hater you asked my favorite guard regiment before but never replied when i told you which one it was

[stuck crescent]

Yeah I did

[digital ivy]

thragg is so goated

[stuck crescent]

Chemdogs are cool

[tawdry edge]

i think i missed it

[stuck crescent]

They're getting a book

[outer helm]

Krieg skins? Nah

Dont like them at all

Never did

[tawdry edge]

ik im excited to read it, just gotta finish some heresy books and then a red corsairs one

and the

Dante backstory book

[nocturne bloom]

ill reinstall bf6 tomorrow ig

[digital ivy]

thragg would slime out superman

[tawdry edge]

lol

lmao

even

[stuck crescent]

Would he slime the krieg

?

(I dont know who thragg is)

[digital ivy]

nah the krieg always wins

[tawdry edge]

Invicible character

[digital ivy]

my pfp

[twin flower]

Some dude in Invincible

[stuck crescent]

They lose in most of their books

[digital ivy]

lose a battle yes never a war

[stuck crescent]

No

[tawdry edge]

the imperium loses like... a lot of wars

[delicate vapor]

the day after

[tawdry edge]

[nocturne bloom]

here we go

[stuck crescent]

and the krieg are the best at losing

[outer helm]

Like Walmart trying to conquer germany

[stuck crescent]

Suprise, suprise, bleeding on the heretics isnt a sound stragem

[tawdry edge]

them and cadia

[digital ivy]

thragg probs solos most of warhammer except the emporer

[tawdry edge]

LMAO

[stuck crescent]

Nah, cadians are actually somewhat comptent

[tawdry edge]

the moment he reaches mephiston hes dead

[outer helm]

Thragg if fighting a named warhammer character

[digital ivy]

who da fook is dat guy

[stuck crescent]

Krieg would have lost the gate ages ago

[outer helm]

Instant lost

Plot armor

Out of shit

[digital ivy]

plot armor is only for the readers

[tawdry edge]

Blood Angel Chief Librarian
op psyker powers

can stop time on a whim

[digital ivy]

thragg probs one shots khorne

[delicate vapor]

Zzzzz Noob

[stuck crescent]

Yeah, he's cool

unlike the krieg

[tawdry edge]

paypal me 30000 dollars

[tight pine]

Hmm… I think the all mighty nova cannon of doom and despair could prolly get em to bleed… a lot

[tawdry edge]

[nocturne bloom]

$0

[digital ivy]

thragg got that one touch death capability

[nocturne bloom]

i aint broke, you the one asking for money in a warhammer server

[stuck crescent]

I sleep now

[tawdry edge]

sleep with the kriegs

[nocturne bloom]

no, buying more guns is worth it

[stuck crescent]

No

[tawdry edge]

yes

[digital ivy]

play darktide

[stuck crescent]

No

Go dig a trench, loser

[tawdry edge]

i gift you krieg cosmetics

[tawdry edge]

Iron Warrior momento

[digital ivy]

jeez

[tight pine]

Hah! I’m just gonna ignore that the average psyker can scramble his brains like a omelet and let the custodies figure that one out

[digital ivy]

calm down dork

[stuck crescent]

I hope you kept the receipt

[obtuse oak]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/735588196410196071/1485624191762829464/Rannick_optimized.gif

[stuck crescent]

Shouldn't that be a blood angle?

[digital ivy]

typing a reply isnt ignoring it xD

[tawdry edge]

i got a dante one

[tight pine]

Emperah one when?

[tawdry edge]

cant really do much gang signs when your arms are rotten and unable to work

[digital ivy]

guess youll ignore that one -.-

[twin flower]

[cosmic burrow]

Hello

[stuck crescent]

Sut mae

[twin flower]

bueno

[stuck crescent]

Nos da

[obtuse oak]

I read they're even going to add a server browser with persistent servers again

Should've released with one but whatever, better late than never

[delicate vapor]

[somber stream]

Hope they host some official ones

Got real tired for getting kicked when you snipe a server owner

Or spinbot of death and despair

Also prox chat

You're near an objective in a operation mode, the other team is just right behind the wall, then suddenly

Slurs

[true minnow]

Hey

Why isn't there a red quality level for items

[delicate vapor]

When your thirsty so you drink water

[obtuse oak]

We don't know

[hazy kestrel]

Ah, this is a classic

[twin flower]

Why does it need to be red 🤔

[true minnow]

Is it because they would be forced to make nice looking weapons for red tier and that might dig into buying shit from the shop

[hazy kestrel]

I forgot about this “feature” of battlefield games lmao

[misty trench]

red is khorne and we can't have that

[hazy kestrel]

Hello Aquila

[misty trench]

sup personman

[hazy kestrel]

How are you today

[misty trench]

TIRED (so the usual)