general-chat

[frail acorn]

I am aware and was responding while fully aware of this

[obtuse oak]

For the benefit of the rest of the class then

[frail acorn]

yea thats fair

[cosmic burrow]

PREPARE FOR UNFORSEEN CONSEQUENCES

[frail acorn]

This statement is true.

[copper olive]

There are plenty of non imperium human worlds all about who don't travel across planets

[hazy kestrel]

Me to myself when I eat spicy food

[copper olive]

Emperium

[sleek harness]

We are going blind?

[copper olive]

Ugh words

[sleek harness]

Nice

[cosmic burrow]

Yes

[obtuse oak]

They're also, at least in theory, very vulnerable to the predations of interstellar xenos aggressors

[sleek harness]

I awalys wanted to know how the nothing looks like

No it isn't black

Nothingness has no color

Literally

[vivid zinc]

Personally I think 40k is going to end with everyone but the Necrons and Nids dying off followed by cosmic horror background stuff going on with the howling stars/pale wasting/ghost network entities invading

[sleek harness]

40k will never end

[plucky moon]

Today is my birthday.

[obtuse oak]

What's that?

[obtuse oak]

Happy birthday! 🎂

[plucky moon]

🎂 🐛

[frail acorn]

But like, has it ever been discussed whether or not chaos spreads outside the milky way because that seems really interesting to me all of a sudden

[plucky moon]

Thank you.

[copper olive]

I mean it's not as if parts of humanity would not unify without the emperium.

And many threats likely wouldn't be as large without the emperium being such a major enemy to work up to

[vivid zinc]

Basically really weird shit in 40k that scares the Imperium and the Necrons shitless

[frail acorn]

Since Chaos can't corrupt nids & they already have Andromeda iirc

[obtuse oak]

I looked this up recently and it is likely to be local to the galaxy... in the sense that these are our Ruinous Powers

Created by our souls

[sleek harness]

They are gods representing sins. Other intelligent beings exist in other galaxies

The other intelligent beings do sins

Do you get the idea?

[plucky moon]

The empire will give me an oak cake.

[obtuse oak]

But the Warp permeates all of reality. Other galaxies may have their own sentient species and their own Chaos Gods.

[hazy kestrel]

But aren’t they multiversal?

[wintry steeple]

i think humans will win because of our pep and determination :j

[hazy kestrel]

Wouldn’t they be the same?

[vivid zinc]

It's not just intelligent species. They have to be warp attuned too. It's why the Tau don't really feed into warp entities.

[obtuse oak]

Meaning?

[copper olive]

Chaos would not have its space marines, Ork waaghs would be noticably less large without the umies giving em such good fights, the space crabs wouldn't even be around.

[languid hazel]

Yeah other galaxies have benevolent chaos gods

[hazy kestrel]

Except just playing 5 dimensional chess across multiple realms?

[sleek harness]

Because they are braindead

Imagine not having badass pyskers

[frail acorn]

So anyways, it was all Magnus' fault

[hazy kestrel]

Well they exist in Fantasy which is a different universe.

[obtuse oak]

That's the Fantasy/Age of Sigmar interpretation of the Chaos Gods, I think they're different in 40k. More specific and particular to the galaxy and more to the point, to humanity.

[vivid zinc]

To be fair the chaos gods were chill until the War in Heaven simply due to how much death and destruction happened.

[hazy kestrel]

Oh

[obtuse oak]

The two are not actually shared universes

[wintry steeple]

and also have ya heard about them primaris marines!

[frail acorn]

Which ones were there for the war in heaven?

[copper olive]

I'm whf there's way more chaos gods

[frail acorn]

Slaanesh ain't even 20k years old right?

[copper olive]

Which is pretty cool

[vivid zinc]

All of them, time is fucked in the warp

[obtuse oak]

According to modern lore, none and all

[wintry steeple]

as if they werent big enough already amirite!

[frail acorn]

The fall of the aeldari was around 30k yes?

[copper olive]

when a chaos god is born, they've been around forever

It's weird

[obtuse oak]

They are echoes of the war in heaven fully realised by the advent of humanity and the aeldari

But once they were born, they had always existed.

[sleek harness]

I think it's because there weren't much humans as there is now to give them enough power

[obtuse oak]

The same goes for the Dark King.

[languid hazel]

Is there a chaos god that is above the chaos gods?

[obtuse oak]

The daemons of the other Chaos Gods have been fighting the forces of the Dark King since time immemorial, because it is destined to eventually been born

[sleek harness]

There is God

Which is

Well

God

[south valve]

It will in 10k years

[hazy kestrel]

Not that I can tell

[vivid zinc]

Not usually but there's been times when Nurgle or Tzeentch have been miles ahead in power

[hazy kestrel]

There is the Deep Warp though

[frail acorn]

Does that mean the necrons actually had a reason to believe the eldar would get rid of themselves?

[sleek harness]

50k, The Last Millennium

That's a badass title

[frail acorn]

chat we are not living long enough to see GW progress the setting that far

[languid hazel]

Darktide Seven set in the 50k verse :p

[copper olive]

We're not even living long enough to see the leagues of Votann get an update

[sleek harness]

We are already in 42k by the way

[frail acorn]

i am aware

[wintry steeple]

ends when mannfred shows up and stabs some important guy in the back again
roll credits

[sleek harness]

It was 41k a year ago

[frail acorn]

GO FUCKING MEET GUILLIMAN ALREADY YOU LAZY BUM

[sleek harness]

In 50k they discover a way to make a new Emperor using the old Emperor's ball sack

[copper olive]

Robot gully man

[vivid zinc]

Didn't this already happen with that whole weird ass Star Child shit?

[frail acorn]

Actually part of the reason I'm so excited for dawn of war 4 is that afaik it's one of the most "recent" stories in the setting

[sleek harness]

You mean the Custodes?

[frail acorn]

since like, we've barely gone anywhere since the lion woke up lol

[sleek harness]

Thoses are his children

Literally

[vivid zinc]

No, there's a whole thing about how the emperor might have reincarnated partially inside a child

Google it, its weird

[frail acorn]

nah just watch emperor tts

you'll get the jist

[hazy kestrel]

Oh those were the days

[sleek harness]

I would rather not see fetish arts thank you

[hazy kestrel]

Before the dark times

[vivid zinc]

I used to watch Majorkill for my abridged 40k lore...but he turned into a whiny gymbro bitch. So I stick with other sources now lol.

[hazy kestrel]

Before the cease and desist edict from GW :(

[carmine steppe]

Nah it's literally just a glowing child

[frail acorn]

i read bymbro and got real confused

it's been 30 hours I should sleep today

[carmine steppe]

Like a silluete

[frail acorn]

However

There was an assignment due

so like yk

needs must

also i have covid and sleeping is hard

[dire kayak]

meow

[frail acorn]

EXPLODE VIOLENTLY

[frail acorn]

yea that

[vivid zinc]

Faster pussycat

[marsh iris]

🛌
🕳️

[hazy kestrel]

🫳

💣

🕳️

[dire kayak]

im gonna find you personman,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

[hazy kestrel]

Do not

I am like Waldo

I cannot be found by you

[dire kayak]

and force you to install spidey sense,,,,,,,,,,,,

[hazy kestrel]

I would rather die

[dire kayak]

grrrr,,,,,

[hazy kestrel]

…you don’t use Spidey sense or Psykernautics right?

Right?

[vivid zinc]

lol

You lost ur shit yesterday over spidey sense it was funny

[hazy kestrel]

I can’t stand them

Absolute skill issue. (Unless you’re deaf or visually impaired).

[dire kayak]

no i use my ears and my eyes and my tongue

[hazy kestrel]

(Then it’s perfectly valid)

[hazy kestrel]

Okay. Cool

[vivid zinc]

psykernautics really shouldn't be a mod though. At that point you might as well be using cheat engine or wemod or some shit

[hazy kestrel]

It’s just executioner stance but for everyone, and for an infinite duration

More or less

[dire kayak]

bubble is my spirit animal

we should throw a fffffffffreeaking beach party

[languid hazel]

Wait what is Psykernautics?

[dire kayak]

wall hacks

[vivid zinc]

Wall hacks

[languid hazel]

Gross

[carmine steppe]

Mod that lets you wall hack

[vivid zinc]

Imo Fatshark should do something specifically about that mod

[dire kayak]

how many people use it?

[vivid zinc]

idk but its on nexus soooo

[dire kayak]

if you have it installed it should lock you out of anything except for mortis trials

[vivid zinc]

xD

[hazy kestrel]

Truth Nuke

[grand terrace]

bubble is not meta, you should use shriek instead

[hazy kestrel]

Then we can hear them all whine about not being able to play anything except Mortis. And then laugh at them for their skill issues.

[cosmic burrow]

I think im going back to sm2

Tommorow

[grand terrace]

thx for letting us know

[cosmic burrow]

Or after tommorow

[languid hazel]

And?

Let people use what they wanna use

[grand terrace]

and its worse

[cosmic burrow]

Ah the sarcasm

[grand terrace]

ok if you wanna be bad then go ahead

[vivid zinc]

lol

[hazy kestrel]

Imagine using meta builds, just have fun with what you like using.

[vivid zinc]

Bro it's Darktide not the olympics

[cosmic burrow]

How about olympics in dt

[vivid zinc]

Don't they call that havoc? 😉

[shell forge]

hi

[hazy kestrel]

We have that here already, but it’s only the mental gymnastics people do when you say they have a skill issue for using cheat mods.

[dire kayak]

i love how he started talking about meta in response to me saying a TADC character is my spirit animal

[cosmic burrow]

They have skill issue using cheat mods

[languid hazel]

Hullo

[cosmic burrow]

[shell forge]

someoen wants to play?

[elder merlin]

TADC?

[cosmic burrow]

Hello stinki

[cosmic burrow]

#vox-lfg-lexicanum

[vivid zinc]

I just can't imagine being elitist about builds in a game where you can basically do anything and be viable unless it's auric or havoc

[dire kayak]

The Amazing Digital Circus

[hazy kestrel]

Yes, apparently they like to think this is up for debate, and call you ableist and all sorts of names when you say they’re not hearing or sight impaired, so therefore they shouldn’t be using it.

[elder merlin]

Ah

[hazy kestrel]

[cosmic burrow]

Everything is viable in auric

[dire kayak]

we should throw a fucking beach party

[vivid zinc]

Most players sucking has nothing to do with their build, it's entirely about how they run off into the distance and get netted, trapped or yeeted off a cliff by a mutant

[nocturne bloom]

I mean you can do that and not be shit

[dire kayak]

a lot of my deaths are caused by enemies slowly chipping away my health

[cosmic burrow]

Sure.

[hazy kestrel]

I only get netted because I tunnel vision on grabbing salvage lmao

[dire kayak]

[vivid zinc]

Usually when I hear a trapper spawing I pull out the bolter and go hunting for it

Better I spend 30 seconds looking for it than for someone onthe team to get surprised in a bad situation

[dire kayak]

we should get a netgun ranged weapon to trap the trapper

[vivid zinc]

Fatshark will make out nets not ignore hitboxes though 🙁 it'll net the 1st thing it hits

I think I'm going to boot up some Stalker 2 today

[blazing ibex]

Crazy take actually

I think shriek is better but calling bubble not meta is just bonkers

[dire kayak]

i just like bubble in TADC

[languid hazel]

No, don’t do it Proxy

[paper bluff]

I want the rouge trader leech life staff to come to Darktide. It would be so much fun playing as Darth Nihlus.

[dire kayak]

oooh id like that

[vivid zinc]

With mods Stalker 2 is kinda fun. Reminds me of Fallout 3 but you know, not Bethesda jank

well more like Tarkov meets Fallout 3

[blazing ibex]

I'll do whatever I want

[vivid zinc]

I'm kind of shocked that GSC hasn't made an extraction shooter Stalker game yet. It's perfectly set up for it, going out into the Chornobyl area, hunting down artifacts and 'extracting' back to a settlement.

[languid hazel]

They did. It’s called Stalker 2

[vivid zinc]

xD well not quite the same but they did add that expedition mode

I was thinking more like a stalker multiplayer extraction shooter

[languid hazel]

I don’t even know what that is tbh

[vivid zinc]

They added a mode where you basically can't save except at beds to simulate the whole extraction shooter 'die and u lose ur loot' bit

[languid hazel]

Ahhhh interesting

[vivid zinc]

It's okkkkay lol

[cosmic burrow]

I played stalker 2 on release

Was fun

Bugs were expected

[vivid zinc]

Mods have fixed a lot of stalker 2's problems

Like NPC render distance and the whole A-Life thing not really existing

[cosmic burrow]

Idk

Mods i used were the ones to decrease mutant hp and increase ammo drops

[blazing ibex]

Bethesda's game design philosophy has been catastrophic for the gaming industry.

[cosmic burrow]

Bethesda is catastrophic

[vivid zinc]

Bethesda give me the impression that their attitude towards game development is a "lol it's just a game guys, the bugs are fiiiine, leave me alone"

And then they get upset when they don't win any awards with that sloppy attitude lol

[patent grove]

Chipping in

[vivid zinc]

There's some really good gore and faction mods. NPCs will roam around, trade with one another, horde loot drops, etc

[whole glade]

gulp

[languid hazel]

I know that base Stalker 2 is a lot better now than it was at lunch

But mods are still somewhat needed for some things

[vivid zinc]

Without mods the render distance for NPCs is so low that there's literally no point in having a scope on your weapons.

[earnest oyster]

stalker 2 is great imo

[nocturne bloom]

Thats, not how that works

[earnest oyster]

problem is with needing a a high end pc, and enemies become bullet sponges when they start wearing exos after a story point

[vivid zinc]

I'm hoping the update to UE 5.4 will fix some of the performance problems

It probably will cuz UE 5.1 was really janky

[nocturne bloom]

UE and fix performance do not belong in the same sentence

[cosmic burrow]

Mate. I have played stalker 2 a year ago

[hazy kestrel]

Why is Nurse Joy depressed.

:( This does not spark Joy

[cosmic burrow]

Nurse sad

[hazy kestrel]

But why

[vivid zinc]

I'm waiting for the punchline...

[hazy kestrel]

There is no punchline.

[vivid zinc]

Oh so we telling German jokes now. Cool!

[hazy kestrel]

There is only boredom at work. :(

Germ-man? I washed my hands, they’re clean.

I don’t know if that joke landed lmao

Maybe not

[thick coyote]

German and jokes in the same sentence

[vivid zinc]

Very efficient joke. I give it 2 out of 5 sschnitzels

[hazy kestrel]

@somber stream, tell us a joke.

[languid hazel]

I just realized every thought I have is an intrusive thought :3

[hazy kestrel]

Nice

Welcome to OCD hell

[languid hazel]

My natural state is a [REDACTED] :3

[vivid zinc]

You should act on them. Be an agent of chaos and change. Worship Tzeentch.

[languid hazel]

Alas I was born with adhd and a brain

[hazy kestrel]

Kindly fuck off with that. Not funny

This shit sucks

[vivid zinc]

Sarcasm is always funny

[hazy kestrel]

Sarcasm barely exists through text

[somber stream]

Eierschalensollbruchstellenverursacher

[vivid zinc]

IDK about that. It's pretty obvious when someone is being sarcastic or a totally unserious shit disturber lol

[hazy kestrel]

I disagree

[dire kayak]

i cant tell when people are being sarcastic

sometimes not even in person

[thick coyote]

[dire kayak]

tbf you need mods to play FNV normally

[vivid zinc]

You need mods for any Bethesda 1st person RPG to be direct. Bethesda is a jank studio.

[hazy kestrel]

I never used a mod for FNV
What are you talking about pal

[south valve]

👅

[cosmic burrow]

@dire kayak 4gb patch is all you need

[dire kayak]

ive heard from everyone that FNV is difficult to get working without mods

[hazy kestrel]

Oh

[vivid zinc]

Sad part is, Blizzard is becoming a jank studio too. Complete lack of care for their products.

[hazy kestrel]

I played in way back on the Xbox, it was fine there

Maybe the computer version is just messed up more

[cosmic burrow]

Hardware issue

Fnv doesnt like new hardware much

[hazy kestrel]

Oh

[pine beacon]

it has been for the last 10 years allo wake up

[cosmic burrow]

@hazy kestrel same goes for f3

[vivid zinc]

I mean they did OK with the 1st overwatch and Diablo 3 imo. But OW2 and Diablo 4 have been complete tire fires in terms of quality.

[tired inlet]

the Find command?

[cosmic burrow]

Hardware issue

[pine beacon]

ow is a casual garbagus sure it was popular but its "eh" cathegory at best

d3 was a fail too

[tired inlet]

gazpacho

[pine beacon]

they hadnt have a true quality game since WoL sc2 from 2010

everything since then has been "okay"

[vivid zinc]

I think ur using the wrong words to descibe ur personal dislike for something. Cuz that doesn't have much to do with quality.

[pine beacon]

well do any of their newer games have active communities? not really

broodwar has more life than all those games combined xD

which is sad quite a few agems had massive potential with a little bit more care

still surprised htey cancelled hots

[vivid zinc]

Broodwar has a cult following in SK and frankly, that game is more about fighting the bad quality UX than the opponent.

I'd know, I'm a very very good starcraft player. Like good enough where I was getting invited to official closed betas

[vivid zinc]

Cancelling hots was such a stupid move imo. It was a free cross platform advertisement to get people interested in Blizzard/EA's other IPs.

[pine beacon]

ye

but its kinda bad news when almost all ur ip's most succesful games with the most lpayers are still all your 98 ogs

d2 especially project d2 is still more popular than the other diablos combined

sc2 completely disappeared

ow has a small playerbase but thats really not good compared to how much they pumped into the IP

[vivid zinc]

Yeah they really fucked up with the diablo franchise. It took them ages to fix Diablo 3 and the fixes don't fix the Disneyifying of the characters and plot. Diablo 4 leaned back into the gothic horror but the seasonal games as a service model made sure they never have time to bug fix.

[pine beacon]

oh their arpg failure is also cuz of the competition

like none of the newer diablos hold a candle for poe

[vivid zinc]

Meh they're fairly different in terms of depth n' whatnot. I can see why people would favor Diablo 4 over PoE just like how some prefer PoE over D4.

[pine beacon]

could be im surface level arpg enjoyer

but the sad thing is blizzard didnt really have a definite brand building - player boosting success in quite a while

[vivid zinc]

I'd say their biggest sin was with Overwatch 2. They got sloppy and complacent until Marvel Rivals started eating their lunch. Then all of sa sudden get started getting their shit together.

[pine beacon]

their products enjoy a certain success due to their past resume

but thats about it

and wow is quite a sucker for free money still

[vivid zinc]

A big part of it is they kept making games and then ditching them part way through development with next to no capitalization on their IPs. I mean StarCraft hasn't had a game in how long now? 15ish years? Why aren't they expanding that IP into extraction shooter territory and whatnot?

[pine beacon]

the answer to that is the same as anything else for the last decade in gaming industry - suits who are incompetent/clueless

[copper olive]

Gen chat do any of you know that quote about the guardsman and infinite bullets

Or rounds

[vivid zinc]

My theory is this shit keeps happening with Blizzard because any sane dev knows not to work for Blizzard considering their bad pay scale and incredibly expensive area for their offices.

[copper olive]

I have it vaguely inside my skull

But I don't know

[vivid zinc]

So Blizzard gets sub-par employees or new to the industry employees

Anyhow hating on Blizzard feels like beating up a toddler. I don't feel good about it so Ima stop.

[tired inlet]

Activision "Cosby Room" Blizzard?

that Blizzard?

[vivid zinc]

Yep

Ship of Theseus Blizzard

[tired inlet]

Always remember that Diablo and Diablo II were the creations of Blizzard north up in Canada, not the one in Texas

and Blizzard North closed in the mid-2000s

[vivid zinc]

Once Blizzard started getting that sweet, sweet WoW money they fell apart.

[tired inlet]

honestly WoW was the last product I purchased, and I've been only proven right again and again

[jaunty path]

Is fatshark a good dev team yet

[vivid zinc]

For a small/medium sized dev team, I think so lol

[vivid zinc]

I refuse to touch WoW. Mostly because I don't like mmorpgs but also because it's kinda old n' ugly. There's better modern mmos out there now.

WoW these days screams 'I don't have a great computer but I still wanna game with other people in a big community' to me.

[drowsy lynx]

It was ugly back in the day too lmao

[dire kayak]

half life 1 💀

[drowsy lynx]

Which is hilarious because it runs like shit even on the best of modern hardware

I know a guy with a 14th series i9 and a 5090 and still gets like 80 fps because it's running on the original engine

[vivid zinc]

RIP

Credit where it's due at least: they don't vault content like Bungie does with Destiny.

IDK how Bungie thought the whole vaulting content thing was a good idea. I mean I wanted to get into Destiny 1+2 but I can't because 90% of the game is retired.

[drowsy lynx]

Damn that is fucked lmao

[grand terrace]

nope

[patent grove]

Did you watch the trailer

[grand terrace]

bubble has fallen hard out of meta. people use smoke nades now if you need that kind of a thing

[nocturne bloom]

People who hate older games because they look old always impress me

Feels like such a dumb reason to hate a game but

[grand terrace]

bubble needs a buff

along with flamer staff (for single target, vs boss/crusher)

[dire kayak]

ill play any game regardless of timeframe if it has good gameplay

ive even dealt with bad framerate because of good gameplay

[drowsy lynx]

Plenty of old games still look objectively good too

Really depends on the art style and execution

[neon agate]

Crysis

[vivid zinc]

Hollow knight looks great for it's art style for example

[somber stream]

There's one? I haven't

[drowsy lynx]

Except for the widescreen issues OG dawn of war still holds up despite the remaster being available

[patent grove]

Came out today

Game is out this winter

[somber stream]

Poggers, 2027?

[dire kayak]

half life 2

[vivid zinc]

I'm cautiously optimistic for Dawn of War 4

[somber stream]

THIS WINTER?

[drowsy lynx]

Yeah it's insane in retrospect how good that looked for how early it launched. The reputation it had back then was deserved

[somber stream]

Guess dev doesn't gaf about gta 6

[patent grove]

Half Life 1!

[drowsy lynx]

Same, I hope they learned lessons from mistakes made by dow3 lol

[neon agate]

Crysis was a fooking peak series. I loved that game

[vivid zinc]

To this day there's no game out there that can do what Crysis did lol.

[drowsy lynx]

Grabbing a squid alien drone thing and punching it in the face was hilarious

[patent grove]

The first far cry

[drowsy lynx]

Felt a lil sad the first time I threw a sea turtle into orbit but that's just how it is sometimes lmao

[vivid zinc]

From what I gather it's more or less a return to Dawn of War 1 and 2. Dawn of War 3 was a mess with their weird MOBA-lite gameplay elements and lane'd maps.

Frankly I was terrible at DoW 1 and 2 lol. Too many weapon configurations, never bothered to learn it properly.

[drowsy lynx]

Dow1 was pretty lean on unit customization, especially if you weren't playing an imperium faction thankfully

Dow2 was complicated lol

[carmine steppe]

From the trailer it seems like dawn of war 4 is gonna be dawn of war 1, again but bigger

Which is fine by me

[vivid zinc]

DoW2 felt like no matter what you did someone always had an answer regardless of builds.

[dire kayak]

i should play some ogryn

[drowsy lynx]

Yeah the interview with the lead for the team making it seemed promising, the guy had actually played the og games and seemed to understand the appeal

I haven't played iron harvest tho so I'm not sure how their gameplay is gonna stack up

[carmine steppe]

I think the big part is the games that studio already made

[blazing ibex]

Dude most of the psykers I play with still use bubble in havoc

[vivid zinc]

We need some more space-themed RTS games these days

[blazing ibex]

It hasn't fallen off that much.

[limpid vigil]

Guys wich class chat would be best for deciding how good a decoration is?

[drowsy lynx]

Oh definitely, gothic armada is decent if you like that kinda thing

The customization is a bit much there too haha

[blazing ibex]

Yeah, I've seen shriek more often but bubble is still a top pick even if I don't think it's the absolute best pick in my opinion.

[drowsy lynx]

Why not driptide chat?

[vivid zinc]

I used to play BFGA a lot. I kinda ruined multiplayer for a lot of people by rolaplaying "Kaptin Nekbeard" the most unorky, frustrating Ork you could ever face. With mass probes, torpedoes, zzaps and nova cannons ❤️

[limber zealot]

There aren't even a lot of RTS games being made anymore really

[limpid vigil]

Will check it out

[limber zealot]

Or if there are I haven't heard about em

[carmine steppe]

Rts are like fighting games, they aren't mainstream but they still come out from time to time

[drowsy lynx]

I did ranked for a short time with my roommate who was into it, I played the ork meat shield while he peppered them at range with chaos. Very hard combo to beat

[vivid zinc]

In BFGA it was really bad to the point where I was unbeatable. The best you could do is play Eldar and just run the game timer down lmao.

[blazing ibex]

Oh wait. It's bait. Never mind. I see your game now.

[drowsy lynx]

We love big red button

[carmine steppe]

Some are good years for rts and some are not so much but it's not a dead genre, they just take time

[languid hazel]

That’s why I told you not go for it Dx

[vivid zinc]

The best part of Orks was the nova cannons and taking the upgrade that prevented the prow from blowing up if a nova cannon malfunctioned so u could just turn off the Nova cannons in order to keep the torpedoes and zzaps alive. Then when the enemy finally gets close you hit DA BIG RED BUTTON and just smash into them lmao.

[limber zealot]

Yeah I don't think it's dead or anything but it used to be a lot bigger in the 2000s

I remember seeing them all the time at GameStop and shit in the Xbox section

[carmine steppe]

Everything used to be a lot bigger in 2000, the effects of globalization did that

[vivid zinc]

Man I miss BFGA but nobody plays it anymore and the 2nd one is kinda meh imo

[limber zealot]

Guess that's true to some extent

Gun and ball will never die tho

We'll have gun and ball video games until the world collapses

[carmine steppe]

Me the gun and ball player "brooooo read dead 2 should have won game of the year, it's like the best game of all time"

"it's bullshit it didn't win, it didn't have any competition like wtf" burps and starts fifa 2030

[vivid zinc]

NGL RDR2 was a masterpiece. Great slow boil of a game.

[spiral coral]

is there ever going to be new cosmetic for the arbitrator n hive scum?

[south valve]

I love my horsey and my horsey love me

[hard crane]

if you are able to wait like 10 years then yea

[carmine steppe]

Yeah but it didn't win so there is a small amount of fans that are pissed by that still

[limber zealot]

Tbf I do think RDR2 should've won goty but I also don't really give a shit about what does win

[vivid zinc]

In RDR2 online I used to be a toothless crackhead who'd sneak up behind other players and shiv them in the kidneys. Was fun!

[limber zealot]

I watch the show for the trailers

The awards don't matter much to me

[neon agate]

Probably not. Sorta the problem with dlc characters

[limber zealot]

Watching E33 win a trillion times last year was kinda boring tho

I can still hear that fucking song in my head

[limber zealot]

I'd do similar shit

[neon agate]

I feel bad for other games mainly because we did have lots of bangers, but it was sad

[carmine steppe]

Well God of war was apparently better ( I agree)

[limber zealot]

My guy was named Landers McClarty and his horse was named 2012 Ford Focus

[jaunty path]

isg ppl are only talking about e33 because it won so many times

[vivid zinc]

E33 deserved the wins for a few reasons. That game is outright art.

[limber zealot]

I don't like the gameplay of God of War from the bit that I played

Thought it was kinda boring and generic

But like I said I don't really care about what won

[hazy kestrel]

I used to give boat tours from St. Denis to Blackwater.

It was fun.

[limber zealot]

I'm sure the game was dope if you like that kinda shit

Just didn't do it for me

Lore is cool tho

[carmine steppe]

Yeah it made it look like a coughing baby vs hydrogen bomb, but there were a lot of good games (however I do think that E33 was better)

[jaunty path]

how many tech remnants are we at for expedtions

[hazy kestrel]

Who knows

[crystal osprey]

hey peter

[limber zealot]

I didn't play E33 cause if something gets too much glaze then I won't partake in it

[hazy kestrel]

I don’t

[floral ermine]

New God of War is good it just has the same issue as every Sony game where it takes few hours to get going because they treat the players like lobotomized children who need their hands held

[limber zealot]

Glaze is annoying

[floral ermine]

But once u unlock skills and weapons it's a blast

[carmine steppe]

First frpg (french roleplaying game)

[drowsy lynx]

It did feel like no one wanted to be that one place that didn't give it an award so everyone had to give them something

[dire kayak]

i wonder how thunderhammers even work

[drowsy lynx]

Bonk

[limber zealot]

Don't think about it

It works better if you don't

[floral ermine]

The microbiological electric energy field explodes upon contact with the surface and inflicts pain and suffering on the target

I just made that up but it's real

[vivid zinc]

The funniest part about the awards is when Todd Howard gave an annoyed smile when Starfield didn't win a damn thing lol

[neon agate]

The problem is that E33 can be played by almost everyone and get enjoyment. With silksong you have to be good at games to enjoy it or else you get stuck for ever. KCD2 if you don't like realistic fantasy is an instant turn off and I did hear it is somewhat difficult and you need to do some side quests in order to do it

[carmine steppe]

I think it was more like it overshadowed the other contestants and it showed to the world some of the flaws of the game awards

[carmine steppe]

I don't think this is true

[floral ermine]

People take award shows too seriously who the hell cares

[vivid zinc]

Normally I don't take pride in someone else's poor mental state but Todd Howard was being pompous over Starfield and he didn't deserve a single award.

[floral ermine]

The other games got enough spotlight to sell

That's good enough

[carmine steppe]

You don't have to be a god gamer to play silksong or kcd2

[outer helm]

[neon agate]

Right but I am not saying god. I am saying good

[drowsy lynx]

I think you are overestimating the skill level of the average gamer haha

[tight pine]

Is da kickback a good gun?

[visual vortex]

Hi jawa

[visual vortex]

Yes

[drowsy lynx]

Many gamers out there play 2 hours a week, on console, and shut it off at the first sign of trouble

[carmine steppe]

I was exaggerating but at the same time, you don't have to be good at videogames to play those games

[drowsy lynx]

Yo what up fish man

[visual vortex]

I was getting icecream

[neon agate]

The whole point of the story difficulty is for people who are really bad at the game for E33

[visual vortex]

And i saw a wolf spider in fromt of the freezer

[floral ermine]

Silksong filtered every friend I know who plays casually (not an insult)
Where map? Where markers? Where objectives? Bad gaem

[visual vortex]

It wouldnt move

I wanted my peanut butter icecream

But i didnt want to kill it

[hazy kestrel]

How big is a wolf spider

[visual vortex]

Depends

[vivid zinc]

Don't introduce them to Crimson Desert then lmao

[sleek harness]

Insult yes

[neon agate]

The skill of gamers has gone down tremendously. I know people here have complained about that with darktide pubs sometimes

[visual vortex]

They arent as bad as the brown recluse

[floral ermine]

They love crimson desert because it's wacky haha open world sloppa

[carmine steppe]

These arguments sound like what people think fighting games are like

[hazy kestrel]

Fighting games have never been my thing

[vivid zinc]

Weird, a lot of the puzzles in the game are total nonsense and the devs poorly explain pretty much every mechanic the player has to do.

[hazy kestrel]

But I’m not a combo attack wizard lmao

[true minnow]

Fighting games died with arcades

[carmine steppe]

"no you see, fighting games are really hard and not for everyone" bro tell me you only played mortal Kombat for like 2 hours and gave up

[carmine steppe]

There are like 3 fighting games coming out 😭

[floral ermine]

They just YouTube these parts so they can do wwe moves to random people

[grizzled plover]

hellish quart???

[true minnow]

Yeah and they are shit

[visual vortex]

@hazy kestrel right now they are as big as a quarter

[carmine steppe]

The avatar game is shit? Are you crazy or just baiting

[visual vortex]

When it gets warmer they'll get about as big as an opening to a 40 oz stanley cup

[grizzled plover]

HELLISH QUART?????

[carmine steppe]

Tokon is shit? Like come on

[hazy kestrel]

Why is the quart hellish

[grizzled plover]

[vivid zinc]

I don't blame them, the puzzles are largely things that only make sense if you ask yourself "If I was a tunnel vision'd dev and I designed this, what dumb hoops would I make the player jump through to complete the puzzle".

[grizzled plover]

HQ has peak character design (longsword fencer with crazy hips)

[floral ermine]

I watched a friend stream and he had every cutscene on fast forward

[visual vortex]

I can see they are proud of their character design

[grizzled plover]

Bruh crimson desert is not real

[vivid zinc]

Don't get me wrong I like Crimson Desert. It's big n' beautiful. But Christ that game needs a fucking 300 page manual to play sometimes.

[grizzled plover]

Nah that's a fan pvp discord I don't think Kubold has an official disc lmao

[visual vortex]

Every time i play a game

I really just want to be able to jump and shoot things

Oh cool lore?

Skip skip skip

[grizzled plover]

[visual vortex]

It always gives me a good laugh when a chsracter im supposed to care about dies while i was too busy shooting things to notice the plot

[grizzled plover]

I like spreadsheets and swords luckily darktide has swords

[vivid zinc]

If ur a minmaxer you can use spreadsheets too!

[thick coyote]

Arby's unlikely
Hiver maybr

[grizzled plover]

eh I just roll 60% mobility and move on

Insanely trash stat

[visual vortex]

I buy whatever i can first then decide what is shit later

[vivid zinc]

I swear with mods Stalker 2 really feels like Tarkov in a lot of ways

[copper olive]

The hips do not lie

They lunge

And stab people

[fiery zenith]

What are this week's cosmetics again?

[visual vortex]

Rogue trader i think

Idk they look shit

[vivid zinc]

Rogue trader should have a nice bolter skin though

I bought that a while back when that skin bundle 1st came out

[lilac crag]

trophy hunters

[thick coyote]

Everyone wanted shirtless but couldn't handle a cunty crop top

#noticing

[tired inlet]

it was 2003 and I beta tested it; it was a lot more QoL than other MMORPGs at the time because in the middle-aughts to mid-10s Blizzard had a highly, highly streamlined development channel and were a huge threat to any other competitor because whenever another MMORPG was being developed, they'd advertise their features on what new thing they were going to do that WoW couldn't do and Blizzard would just make that thing and integrate it in WoW before the other game would come out.

[thick coyote]

#darktide-driptide message

[tired inlet]

Like, the only reason WoW had battlegrounds as instanced team-based PvP Arenas is because WarHammer: Age of Reckoning advertised it as their cornerstone gimmick

[vivid zinc]

yeah blizz was smart to undercut the competition by adding their features to WoW

[tired inlet]

likewise, Realm vs. Realm was made as the "Alterac Valley" 40v40 match -- honestly my favorite thing in WoW because the server I played on would have rounds that lasted hours

[thick coyote]

Bolter skin in there

Zealot page

💀

Psyker hood

Literally called

Hive Scum hood

[jaunty path]

cosmetic slop

[thick coyote]

💀

[jaunty path]

cosmetic slop

[blazing ibex]

Don't even bother with the hood

It's bugged

[thick coyote]

Yeah but the name is the joke

[blazing ibex]

Oh I'm aware.

[vivid zinc]

Back when I played Guild Wars 2 that was a big highlight: the realm vs realm mode. Too bad The devs of Guild Wars 2 were biased little fucks who kept Mesmers op as all hell with their protal bombs and janky mountain goat climing keep walls.

[tired inlet]

"WoW is a platform" as an idea honestly was the precursor to games like fortnite and roblox that followed that idea

[vivid zinc]

Mesmer portal bombing was when a Mesmer would sneak into or stealth inside a captured keep then wait for minimal amounts of people to be around before opening a portal for a whole server to just pour into that keep and bypass all the realm vs realm mechanics. It was so stupid.

[tired inlet]

RvR was originated in Mythic's Dark Age of Camelot (same devs as WAR and SWTOR), but Guild Wars (at least the sequel) built upon it substantially.

[thick coyote]

On a side note that cosmetic is pretty ass

[tired inlet]

In WAR, you didn't have portals, but you would have bright wizards and druchii sorceresses stacking pits and fire storms to instantly gib anyone going through; however witch hunters and witch elfs could pick the lock and get in, but couldn't take anyone with them.

[thick coyote]

Anyways

[vivid zinc]

Fun lol

[blazing ibex]

I have like, the first creation of it on zealot. It's nice with the havoc armor.

But the thing is

That one actually shows your hair underneath the hood.

The new one

Does not.

Idk how the fuck they messed that up

[burnt pasture]

Hello do someone know were i could ask for help for a penance ?

[thick coyote]

Try

#vox-lfg-lexicanum

[dire kayak]

dukane is bald under her hat

[vivid zinc]

Once in the store the zealot had this really nice golden armor set. Looked like a Temu Custodes. Throw on the silver n' gold I helmet and you looked like Judge Dredd.

[burnt pasture]

Ok thanks

[hazy kestrel]

More like C-3PO

[vivid zinc]

Them's foightin' words

[thick coyote]

Chinese new year skin

[hazy kestrel]

Yes

[vivid zinc]

1 2 3 4 I DECLARE A THUMB WARRRR

[tired inlet]

everyone wears wigs in WarHammer

[hazy kestrel]

I decline.

[vivid zinc]

Too late

[vivid zinc]

Ur in the suck now, brother

[tight pine]

Understandable

[dire kayak]

hmmm

should i buy a hive tyrant

[jaunty path]

skibidi

[vivid zinc]

KEEP MY WIFE'S NAME OUT OF UR DAMNED MOUTH (Will Smith reference)

[hazy kestrel]

So you have chosen…death.

[hazy kestrel]

Dark Side points gained.

Net Dark Side alignment shift.

Influence gained: Kreia

Influence lost: Kreia

[vivid zinc]

I was always more of a Darth Talon kinda guy anyhow

[hazy kestrel]

Influence lost: Personman

[vivid zinc]

lmao

[hazy kestrel]

“Why would you do such a thing?”

[jaunty path]

is this another cultist simulator thing

[hazy kestrel]

No

KOTOR 2

[jaunty path]

disco?

oh

If I was queen, I'd execute 30 peasants because I'm out of tea

and out of rum

[limber matrix]

fastest wastes extraction being 12 seconds is frying me rn

[jaunty path]

Join game

[vivid zinc]

I wonder in Star Wars...do you think Palpatine could be reasoned with? Not as in convince him to not be a Sith but in terms of 'Hey, you remember why the rule of 2 exists? To stop all the Sith backstabbing and self sabotage? Well the Empire, especially the Imperial Navy is behaving a whoooole lot like a bunch of backstabbing Sith and it's causing operational problems."

[jaunty path]

call for extract

leave

:)

[hazy kestrel]

No

[limber matrix]

i imagine hadron beating their asses for coming empty handed in less than a fucking minute

[hazy kestrel]

Lmao

[vivid zinc]

I mean Vader and Thrawne were right. The Death Star was a stupid fucking idea. Tie Interceptors and more corvettes is what the Empire needed.

[dire kayak]

if i was palpatine then everyone would be dead

even the sith

[hazy kestrel]

Sir, this is a Wendy’s

[dire kayak]

(ive never watched any star wars movie)

[hazy kestrel]

Oh nah

Nuh uh

[jaunty path]

same

[hazy kestrel]

You’ve done it now

[vivid zinc]

OK calm down Gandpa Valkorian. It's time for bed.

[jaunty path]

I played lego star wars saga

does that count

[hazy kestrel]

The complete saga?

The OG?

[jaunty path]

Yea p sure

mhm

[hazy kestrel]

The Holy Grail?

[jaunty path]

on the wii

[hazy kestrel]

Okay, you’re not totally lost in my eyes

Game recognizes Game

[dire kayak]

ive never played any lego game

[amber delta]

there are good lego star wars games (the ones in which characters dont talk) and the bad ones (characters talk)

[dire kayak]

in fact i dont think i grew up with lego at all

[vivid zinc]

NGL the original trilogy is overrated and the prequels were really, really campy. But the sequels were a complete narrative mess. Was like Dark Empire at home.

[jaunty path]

I was weird as fuck with legos bruh

[vivid zinc]

Imo the best Star Wars is Andor season 1, 2 and Rogue One...except Rogue One has a terrible sontrack that takes away from the experience a little.

[outer helm]

Playmobil

[hazy kestrel]

The heck does that mean Missus

[jaunty path]

[hazy kestrel]

I had a bad habit of using my built sets for spare parts for my creativity

:(

[jaunty path]

thats not bad thats being resourceful

[hazy kestrel]

I built some neat things, but man. I wish I didn’t disassemble them

[south valve]

I could add cat ears to my pfp…

[vivid zinc]

Used to have 4 huge totes of lego but I gave it to family

Mostl castle sets too fml, shit would be worth a fortune these days

[vivid zinc]

I wouldn't have been able to care for them anyhow. I was a very very irresponsible 20 year old lmao.

If it didn't involve drinking, metal and parties I wasn't interested

[hazy kestrel]

You disappoint me. :(

[outer helm]

I was first reading drinking metal

Without the ,

[hazy kestrel]

Chinese Emperor moment

[jaunty path]

Partys are only good for drinking and not remembering

[jaunty path]

Whyd they do that again

[languid hazel]

Dew it

[hazy kestrel]

“Your majesty, drink this mercury and you’ll be immortal, we swear.”

[vivid zinc]

I;m in my late 30s now. I don't party anymore.

[jaunty path]

Society

wait

[outer helm]

Being immortal is lame

[jaunty path]

You can party and be in your late 30s

[hazy kestrel]

Elaborate

[jaunty path]

My dad is like 61 and he still goes to parties lmfao

family parties, still very nice

[outer helm]

Invincible

[vivid zinc]

Yes you can. I just don't like doing it much anymore. It's tiring. I'd rather smoke weed at home and game or watch movies or work out.

[hazy kestrel]

Never watched that show

[outer helm]

Perfect

Animation sucks

[jaunty path]

Real I love drinking in the comfort of my own home and being depressed aaaaaaaaa

Adderall taken

[outer helm]

They only pay the voice actors

[jaunty path]

I need to get out today lmfao

[hazy kestrel]

Missus, drinking and meds are not a good combo

At all

You’re gonna die :(

[vivid zinc]

Yeah drinking alone kinda sucks. Gott admit lol.

[hazy kestrel]

Probably

[jaunty path]

I have no alcohol lmfao

[hazy kestrel]

Oh

[jaunty path]

Won't have any till my birthday

I never take meds with alcohol, I'm not my blood grand father lmfao

who apparently had schizophrenia

[grizzled plover]

[inner dagger]

hi, new to the game but am trying to minmax kinda. I be seeing videos with curio being max out at 17%, however all mine only goes up to 16%, anyone know why

[carmine steppe]

Immortality without purpose can be torture

[thick coyote]

Gambling

[tawdry edge]

You guys are boring

[jaunty path]

the 1% difference isnt much but

if you want 17%

gamble

[jaunty path]

how am i boring

[hazy kestrel]

Isn’t this hellish quart game set in some part of a medieval Slavic state?

[inner dagger]

how do i do that?

[hazy kestrel]

I can’t remember

I feel like it is

And that I’ve seen it before

[jaunty path]

go to melk

[tawdry edge]

Not you, you're cool

[carmine steppe]

Quick, start another controversy to prove you are not boring

[jaunty path]

gamble for curios

[hazy kestrel]

Yes

[jaunty path]

ok

farts

[inner dagger]

ok imma go look for some viseos, thank you

[outer helm]

Lame

[tawdry edge]

Trumpcore

[jaunty path]

for wha

[hazy kestrel]

Then make your own purpose

[carmine steppe]

Mods, ban them

[hazy kestrel]

Simple as

[jaunty path]

Infactuate, he shat himself

[inner dagger]

about gambling

[jaunty path]

tf bro 😭

[tawdry edge]

You infacuated yourself

[dire kayak]

even me?

[jaunty path]

I'll get you a vid about gambling for you

[carmine steppe]

Purpose and challenges only have a point if you can fail them, being immortal kinda nullifies that

[tawdry edge]

Add me back to be cool

[outer helm]

Idk if a goober is boring

[jaunty path]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uEkl2yAdoHw&t=4376s Gambling is beautiful

[tawdry edge]

Mmm gambling...

[vivid zinc]

The reakl shit part about immortality is the human brain can only store so much data. Eventually you'll just start forgetting stuff. Like some fucked up form of dementia. And the cancer. If ur immortal ur getting cancer 100%

[jaunty path]

I only like immortality if it means I can regenerate my body

[inner dagger]

lol, gambling for that 1%

[carmine steppe]

Ehhh well we can't know those things would happen for sure cause nobody is immortal so

[tawdry edge]

Let me an immortal who can be at the peak of their age, body and mind at all times

[inner dagger]

but doesn't seems like there's anyone on it

[vivid zinc]

Great u can be like Deadpool with constantly regenerating cancer cells! Immortality would really suck to have as a super power.

[jaunty path]

i mean

[outer helm]

You can be immortal

[jaunty path]

isnt deadpool literally fine

does cancer really affect him

[tawdry edge]

Hes fine despite the physical appearance

[outer helm]

But imagine that people would put you in the fraud allegations

[carmine steppe]

Constantly

[tawdry edge]

And also depression

[vivid zinc]

Yes he is. lmao. But he looks like a walking tumor cuz he regenerates his cancer.

[misty trench]

making my enemies immortal and forcing them to watch reruns of friends and big bang theory on loop for eternity

[hazy kestrel]

Hello Aquila

[jaunty path]

I can tank it

Just need to drink profusely

[misty trench]

sup personman

[jaunty path]

B)

[tawdry edge]

I will find a way to kill myself

[carmine steppe]

I would force them to watch the good doctor and grey's anatomy alongside an actual doctor that points out all the flaws in the show constantly

[vivid zinc]

That's evil. But if you throw in Seinfeld then it's a war crime and we'll ship you off the the Hauge.

[obtuse oak]

Hague*

[misty trench]

https://tenor.com/view/thats-true-kramer-seinfeld-gif-5503484

[obtuse oak]

which is, as far as city names go, so completely unlike the actual native language name that I think the English should be held accountable to the tune of monetary damages

[tawdry edge]

Two mods on gen chat
What is happening
Are you guys killing someone

[obtuse oak]

as well as completely butchering the ethnonym into 'Dutch'

[misty trench]

I murder billions of brain cells daily I'll have you know

[vivid zinc]

If we start holding the British responsible for all the bad crap they've done throughout history there won't be any Brits left when we're done 🙁

[obtuse oak]

don't threaten me with a good time

[vivid zinc]

xDD

[misty trench]

letting the Irish inherit the isles

[outer helm]

I dont wanna give the french a good time

[carmine steppe]

Its not like we can do that, cause all of the ones who did the awful things are dead

[vivid zinc]

Don't worry the French will always be their own worst enemy ❤️

[true minnow]

People who split up when there are dog packs spawns for sure watch anime

[hazy kestrel]

But what if they’re a tall blonde French woman?

[outer helm]

Im more of a personality person

[vivid zinc]

Probably married to a short, balding, 260lb man with bad BO

[outer helm]

So idc

[hazy kestrel]

Oh :(

[nocturne bloom]

People who get jumped by a dog is for sure experiencing a skill issue

[carmine steppe]

Oh man I'm watching this new anime about demons

I forgot the name I have to look it up but it's good

[misty trench]

splitting up in a team game is ALWAYS a good idea wdym

[outer helm]

Split the party in dnd

[carmine steppe]

Scooby Doo does it all the time

[vivid zinc]

Works out in horror movies all the time, right?

[misty trench]

horror movies are just down to skissue tho

just dodge the axe bro

[vivid zinc]

Or you know, walk at a brisk pace and not trip on 30 different things

[carmine steppe]

Jerma could do it

[nocturne bloom]

Just dodge or push the dog bro

[carmine steppe]

He constantly brags about being able to dodge battle axes

[outer helm]

Speaking of dnd

I just now remember that i should have doing a strahd session 2 hours ago

I forgor

[vivid zinc]

oops

[carmine steppe]

You are the bane of every dm and player out there

[misty trench]

speaking of forgetting

I've now left my coffee steeping for like 15 minutes

oops

[carmine steppe]

And for that you should repent and start playing soulbound, the DND version of Warhammer

[tawdry edge]

More like struhd
Chud ass vampire

[vivid zinc]

"where were you we were supposed to start 2 hours ago!?!" "I FoRgOT teehee"

[outer helm]

My players didnt care

[dire kayak]

true goblin behaviour

[outer helm]

They jusy played GG strive

[vivid zinc]

I'm just kidding lol

[outer helm]

Without me and my Nago main gaming

[carmine steppe]

Did you watch the Lorax?

[outer helm]

How rude of them

[outer helm]

I played Darktide

Duh

[carmine steppe]

What?

[outer helm]

What?

[tired inlet]

valk strike is the most purchased huh? I've been buying mortar shells

[hazy kestrel]

Valk support is funny

3 valks makes the game a walking sim

[vivid zinc]

Sounds amusing

[dire kayak]

valk support is a scam

i called one down and it did nothing the entire scavenge zone

[tired inlet]

isn't it single use?

versus my 4 mortar shells?

[thick coyote]

Mortar shell is the only good purchase anyways

[hazy kestrel]

It might have followed someone else lol

[dire kayak]

no i was watching it

[hazy kestrel]

No that’s bombing run

[dire kayak]

it was following me the whole time

just watching me fight tens of crushers and doing nothing,,,,,,

[tired inlet]

I'd toss a mortar shell at you

and see 20x crusher defeated

[thick coyote]

Also funny detail about the mortar shell
Lil uns will struggle to lift it a little
Ogryns won't

[outer helm]

Ten fucking Crushers

"Holy shit!"
-Goober Hotline

[vivid zinc]

10 crushers sounds like a good time

racks brittleness bolter

[outer helm]

Imagine facing 40 ragers

[hazy kestrel]

Just run away lmfao

Salvage is the real objective for Expeditions

[vivid zinc]

Still sounds fun. I love it when the game director takes a steamy shit on my chest.

[hazy kestrel]

Knife heavy attack sprinting goes zoom!

[dire kayak]

maybe the salvage is the friends we made along the way

[jaunty path]

That shit can kill you in a second

[hazy kestrel]

If your eyes aren’t open yeah

Just run away lol

[dire kayak]

the pack master should be able to bitch slap you into oblivion if youre too close for too long

[jaunty path]

packmaster is a bit mid

[hazy kestrel]

Packmaster is boring

[vivid zinc]

Yeah packmaster is a big fat whatever

[dire kayak]

i hope its more of a threat when its in the city

[hazy kestrel]

More boring than burgle

[vivid zinc]

It's just a big ol chonky boi. Zero threat. All chonk.

[dire kayak]

i was so excited to fight it when we got the trailer but its just soo nothing

[thick coyote]

No my friends aren't worthless

[dire kayak]

i just realized i have 0xp on the rumbler i have never touched this weapon once

[outer helm]

Would a Ogryn eats boots?

[dire kayak]

brawler would

[vivid zinc]

Probably

[outer helm]

Brawler is doing a Gale

[jaunty path]

an ogyrn would eat literal shit

[visual vortex]

Common max out weapon for fun of it win

[vivid zinc]

Bought a gram of dabs 2 days ago and it was really bad quality. 84% THC my ass.

[thick coyote]

Oh no don't use the rumbler
It's a bad weapon
Leaves after spreading misinformation

[visual vortex]

I dont like the rumbler

[outer helm]

Must be an Ogryn weapon

[visual vortex]

It is

[vivid zinc]

Ogryn should be able to dual weild bolters

[thick coyote]

Yeah
One of the stronger weapon
Has no ammo though

[outer helm]

No ammo to eat?!

Shame

[obtuse oak]

Very funny with pbb and blo for this reason

[thick coyote]

Pbb

🚬

Gunlugger has been reduced to PBB bot

Once again

🚬

Maybe one day we'll get good ranged weapons on ogryn

Hah who am I kidding

We won't

Why's all ogryn ranged weapons gate kept behind pbb

😭

Yeah no one's ever going to answer that

So let's change the topic

[hazy kestrel]

Tell me about

Your favorite art piece

[dire kayak]

pbb?

[shell goblet]

point blank barrage

[dire kayak]

ohh

[hazy kestrel]

Peanut butter & blueberry (jam)

[nocturne bloom]

Let me open the folder

[shell goblet]

yeag :>

[unique burrow]

hey, is there a channel where i can search for players ? thanks

[thick coyote]

Uh
Le Chevalier aux fleurs
Aka knight of the roses or something

[hazy kestrel]

Oh no

[thick coyote]

Look at it

[hazy kestrel]

I meant to Lamia lmao

[shell goblet]

any of the vox-lfg chats

[unique burrow]

thx

[nocturne bloom]

Art is subject to the individual

[hazy kestrel]

Uh

[thick coyote]

The armor reflection is so good

[hazy kestrel]

You can keep your art over there

Please

[nocturne bloom]

No take backs

[shell goblet]

np !!

[hazy kestrel]

You’re gonna make me laugh at work

I’m trying not to laugh :(

Because I laugh really loud

[shell goblet]

"my name is skylar white yhooo"

[dire kayak]

rule 1 of wound care: ignore ittttt :33333

[hazy kestrel]

And sort of like a scooby doo villain

[thick coyote]

Point Blank Barrage
Aka turn your sub brauto tier - mid tier weapon into usable tier

But yeah

Le Chevalier aux fleurs

Peak art

[nocturne bloom]

I got some peak art

[thick coyote]

It got 3 of the best looking things in the existence

Armor

Women

Flowers

[hazy kestrel]

What are your opinions on Eastern Orthodox art?

[hard gorge]

Eastern Arthodox

[amber portal]

GUYS

I LIKE CATS

[thick coyote]

I'm mostly neutral towards it

[hazy kestrel]

But the golden mosaics are cool. :(

[nocturne bloom]

[neon agate]

NO WAY! HOW DID YOU FIGURE THAT OUT

[amber portal]

Ii like the sesbian lex

[dire kayak]

REALL

YURI >>>>>>> YAOI

[true minnow]

We get it your identity revolves around sexual shit

[hard gorge]

sex!

[true minnow]

WWIII can't come soon enough

[dire kayak]

who shit in this guy's cereal

[nocturne bloom]

Yes

Armpits

Feet

[amber delta]

sexsexsexgenitals

[jaunty path]

sussy balls

[hard gorge]

get out and MAKE some

[dire kayak]

i love this sticker

[hard gorge]

go kiss a girl

[dire kayak]

hmmmm

that sounds like a lot of work thoughhhh

[drowsy lynx]

Did you think I wasn't gonna steal that lmao

[nocturne bloom]

[amber portal]

Life without yuri isnt life

[dire kayak]

truth nuke

[nocturne bloom]

The things I want to say because im sitting at work without anything to do is insane

[drowsy lynx]

You're going to make some Russian guy very happy

[hazy kestrel]

What are this cat’s eyes so big.

[patent grove]

I recommend leaving work early

[amber portal]

Im stuck at havoc 20 wth

How

[nocturne bloom]

Free money bruh

[visual vortex]

I am antilife then

Because i do not like yuri

[amber portal]

HERETIC

[patent grove]

Money is dumb. But useful

[nocturne bloom]

And air is dumb but useful

[visual vortex]

Air isnt dumb

Dont shit on air

[nocturne bloom]

Kinda

[visual vortex]

Okay

You'redumb without air

Fuck

[nocturne bloom]

You're 🖐️

[visual vortex]

I cant type

I didnt get my air today

[amber portal]

Learn how to type then

[visual vortex]

No

Mot enoigh air

[amber portal]

Why.

Ohh

Go ohtside

[visual vortex]

See without air your brain shuts down