general-chat

[twin flower]

Mourningstar is turning out be to a staging area for like newer forces yeah

[somber stream]

SORORITAS

[sweet wraith]

"Cryptic" means the next class is gonna be a necron cryptek

[ebon bay]

Honestly Sororitas is the one class I think wouldn't work.

[sweet wraith]

Trust me, my uncle works at fatshark

[foggy wagon]

aren't they a bit too noble to send?

[ripe tangle]

I agree....

[ebon bay]

They would basically just be Zealot with a bigger focus on ranged weapons or flamers

[somber stream]

I mean if things go to shit

[cosmic burrow]

It could. Just not nuns with guns

Also

[twin flower]

they still have noviciates

[cosmic burrow]

Grail knight

[twin flower]

they could send them to atoma as like some part of training or uhh

whats that word

[ripe tangle]

anyway I had a thought

[ebon bay]

There's nothing that a Sororitas could have that Zealot doesn't

[ripe tangle]

now I disagree

[somber shoal]

Think in a few years we get a multi strike team raid vs a|| Great Unclean One||?

[somber stream]

Access to heavy weaponries

Power armour

[twin flower]

a pilgrimage! thats it

[somber stream]

DRIP

[ripe tangle]

the reason Sororitas wouldn't work is that they're too op in lore....

[ebon bay]

They have bolters

The rejects I mean

[somber stream]

Ship full of psykers and Ogryns

[ripe tangle]

Licht please

[somber shoal]

Yeah Zealot is the SoB proxy.

[somber stream]

Faith Lucia, faith

[ripe tangle]

I'm going to smack you

[ebon bay]

The rejects have plasma rifles and bolters, they only thing they don't have are meltas

[ripe tangle]

I should play Helldivers again

[trail bramble]

the reason sob wouldn't work is because they're a mechanised infantry

(don't think about veteran)

[ebon bay]

Or the Deathguard

Well, or 'a' Deathguard

[trail bramble]

death guard no
more than 4 players in a mission no

[somber stream]

Do, there's a new Squid unit

[ebon bay]

Why no death guard

[ripe tangle]

we're fighting the Navy now?

hehehehe

[trail bramble]

cause gw won't allow it

[ripe tangle]

look at me laughing at my own joke

[somber shoal]

Female Zealot needs Repentia cosmetics.

[ebon bay]

why

[somber stream]

Crabs

[ripe tangle]

they.... already do

[somber stream]

Giant land crabs

[trail bramble]

nah darktide character models are too nasty to goon to

[somber shoal]

Oh?

[ripe tangle]

Eagle 1 to Helldiver

where is it?

[little marten]

❌

[somber stream]

300 METRES FRONT FIRE FOR EFFFECT DON'T STRAFE ME THANKS

[trail bramble]

Cause they don't want a csm getting their shit pushed in by a rock

[simple cliff]

Ok, am I crazy or is the game actually spawning enemies blantly behind us sometimes?

No closet, they just appear.

[ripe tangle]

tattoos and various skins already

[little marten]

What do you even do in Helldivers these days except buy warbonds

[ebon bay]

Two Khorne Beserkers got their shit pushed in by a Commissar though?

[somber stream]

There's a heavy flammer

[somber shoal]

Reference link?

[ripe tangle]

doesn't strafe you but strafes your teammates

[ebon bay]

Albiet that Commissar was CAIPHAS CAIN

[little marten]

Any good?

[somber stream]

x2.5 the damage of normal flammer

It fucks

[jaunty path]

It happens in havoc

groaner horde from behind

[obtuse oak]

Not necessarily? I think they're similar levels of elite to an Adeptus Arbites precinct, just holier. The playable Sororitas could be novitiates or basic sisters under the auspices of one Canoness or something, similar to how the Arbites class is subordinate to Zorin the NPC.

[sweet wraith]

Watch the commodore get her hands on battle sister armor and end up selling them to a bunch of old scottish dudes

[simple cliff]

brother I am on hersey, I don't do havoc after midnight.

[little marten]

Are the new squid units in now?

[obtuse oak]

That said yeah I struggle to see a gameplay niche for Sororitas that Zealot doesn't already cover

[ripe tangle]

bruh, a good number of the cosmetics are already Repentia-stuff, it's just weird that it can be worn by both genders but yeah

[little marten]

FIRE, MIRACLES, HEAVY WEAPONS

[ripe tangle]

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[somber stream]

Giant crab robot with death lasers

[trail bramble]

we should've just had sororitas from the start

[daring yacht]

So, quick question, as a ... Somewhat newbie?

[ebon bay]

We already have fire and heavy weapons though.

[trail bramble]

and miracles

[somber stream]

Plasma isn't heavy weapon

[stuck wasp]

Faith magic 🙏

[somber stream]

It's anti-armour

[ebon bay]

I'm still on the side of Ratling or Beastman class

[little marten]

We already had veteran but we got 2 more veteran classes

[ripe tangle]

the fact the rejects aren't killed 5 seconds into the run IS the miracle.

[daring yacht]

When are Arbites and Hive Scum getting more cosmetics in the shop?

[obtuse oak]

Flamer, Chorus, Evis/thammer/relic blade. Already done

[trail bramble]

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[stuck wasp]

Af far as we know, never

[ebon bay]

Plasma is one of the most advanced weapon types in the Imperium?

Wrong reply

[somber shoal]

Haven't played Zealot since Karnak Twins so I did not know.

[obtuse oak]

It hasn't happened yet and there's no indication that it will.

[ebon bay]

Wait what

They just stopped making cosmetics for them

[obtuse oak]

Or they never started

[stuck wasp]

Not really, it's quite advanced compared to the standard stuff but there are things that are way more advanced that we won't see (probably)

[somber shoal]

I want Expeditions and Havoc rewards for them.

[daring yacht]

Dang.

[ebon bay]

Fatshark is litearlly too lazy to make 'paid' cosmetics anymore? What the hell man

[foggy wagon]

it hasn't happen since vermintide 💀 , any DLC class....

[trail bramble]

Excuse you a cm said "we'll look into it" like 4 months ago

[little marten]

Yeah but they suck.

Flame aura: wrap yourself in a wreath of holy flames

• damage enemies around you
• provide toughness
• boost flame damage

Miracle:

• boost damage
• heal burst
• toughness

Heavy weapons:
something something heavy weapons

[obtuse oak]

Well. That explanation makes no sense

[little marten]

The bullet points as optional nodes

[obtuse oak]

So a lot of people think Games Workshop is at fault

[stuck wasp]

Do we even know if the cosmetics in the dlc pack are made by FS or by the contractors like the Premium shop ?

[little marten]

Or the miracle could be something like the stimm lab

[whole bough]

i do hope an actual weapon fatshark adds is an ogryn flamer

[ebon bay]

How would they be at fault though?

[stuck wasp]

For Arbites FS would have to keep to current Arbites models/Arts, which they've kinda already tapped dry

[obtuse oak]

They need to approve of every pixel that goes into the game so there's speculation that they aren't approving any other appearances for Arbites or Scum and therefore no new premium cosmetics.

[stuck wasp]

Scum isn't in the same situ though

[sweet wraith]

There's a ton of hive ganger themed cosmetics for the original classes already; all they gotta do is make the veteran and zealot ones compatible with scum

[ebon bay]

Whatever, the cosmetics are a ripoff anyway

[trail bramble]

My assumption is they're having trouble finding new contractors who produce at their standard and their other support studio doesn't want to take on more work (without a lot more money)

[little marten]

Guys why are crackheads obsessed with absorbing the suns energy these days

[ebon bay]

Okay, I mean, why though?

[somber stream]

Sisters Hospitaller class would be dope

[whole bough]

i mean theyre just cosmetics

[ebon bay]

They're still too expensive

[little marten]

Sword and shield on a human would be based

[obtuse oak]

They're very particular about the representation of their intellectual property

[whole bough]

kinda depends

[ripe tangle]

I concur! why are they stealing the sun?

[stuck wasp]

On the other hand, might be the same situation as Vermintide on console not having the Prem career get paid cosmetics as separate from their dlc (and then getting some for free like Luthor Huss on Warrior Priest)

[whole bough]

compared to other cosmetics these are ok price

[little marten]

What if they get sun powers before us?!?!

[daring yacht]

I kinda wonder if we're getting more classes

[whole bough]

looks at games like with 50$+ cosmetic sets

[ebon bay]

Generic hive-scum is something they care about?

[trail bramble]

Do CMS still have to get the wording of blogs approved by GW before posting them

[stuck wasp]

We already know that yes

[obtuse oak]

They famously hounded Saber Interactive because the ankle piece of the Primaris armor was wrong, and they didn't allow Tzaangors with beaks in Total War, and they didn't allow Warrior Priest to wield a flail by itself in Vermintide

[ripe tangle]

but the sun is toxic to me, I say let's just block out the sun!

[obtuse oak]

And so on

[whole bough]

yeah i really hate this

[foggy wagon]

Heavy weapon in mind: Melta, bigger plasma gun, heavy bolter
Heavy weapon we get: Heavy sword!!

[whole bough]

like astartes video

[sweet wraith]

I dunno, darktide's cosmetics are still pretty damn pricey

[obtuse oak]

I don't get it either, and we don't know if it's true anyway. But Fatshark willingly leaving money on the table somehow makes even less sense.

[trail bramble]

[daring yacht]

Well, I am still new to the game. What are we getting if you happen to know?

[whole bough]

theyre in the middle of pricing imo

[stuck wasp]

Bigger Plasma Gun isn't really needed
Heavy Bolter should go to Ogryn and not Sister
Heavy Sword is already in game

[trail bramble]

dog overwatch puts out a 90 dollar skin pack every 2 weeks

[whole bough]

not painfully high but not cheap

[little marten]

You should get a old Victorian parasol

[ebon bay]

Whatever, their stupid FOMO bullshit and greedy prices are stupid anyway, so fuck em

[whole bough]

exactly

[obtuse oak]

Fair enough

[stuck wasp]

Not officially but there are leaks to things that make people guess toward specific things

[whole bough]

i'd rather spend 10$ on a cool cosmetic set than like 50$

[daring yacht]

Oh? I'm curious now

[whole bough]

i do hate the fomo shop

[trail bramble]

Next class is codenamed "cryptic"

[sweet wraith]

An occasional recurring discount on aquila bundles would be nice

[whole bough]

just get rid of the fomo shop and ppl will buy more stuff

[little marten]

What if Darktide introduces orks for the 11th edition?

I heard a rumour from a very reputable source

[stuck wasp]

Now many skins are in such a pack

[ripe tangle]

jokes on you, I already have one! I just never use it... blocking out the sun would be much easier and a much more simple solution to my dilemma.

[whole bough]

1

probably

[ebon bay]

Imagine spending 20 dollars on 'one' imaginary outfit.

[trail bramble]

variable but between 4 and 6

[daring yacht]

Ngl I read that as 'Cryptid'

[whole bough]

if it brings happiness who cares

[trail bramble]

It's 30 bucks for 1 skin iirc

[little marten]

If there’s no sun for the crackheads to absorb they might turn to absorbing you!!!

[ebon bay]

I cares, because it sucks

[obtuse oak]

Codename "cryptic"
Text strings in the files that reference new patterns of a power sword, a power maul, and transonic weapons

I believe that's it

[whole bough]

also most cosmetic sets are only like 10-15 in darktide

[ripe tangle]

I'll just eat the crackheads!

[whole bough]

20 can get a set and some extra stuff

[foggy wagon]

maybe not bigger plasma gun, but i do hope they give a new mark on plasma like a splash damage variant, like they give the bolter.
also them heavy swords hit like a normal sword

[simple cliff]

I am carrying this hersesy mission so hard fucking hard and they are asking me to carry but also refusing to do basic ass shit like shooting a beast of nurgle. THey just keep sitting in the back and not moving forward for some reason.

Which means I gotta carry harder.

How the fuck do I avoid a beast grab attack?

[daring yacht]

Careful, those crackheads might be Nurgle Cultists!

[whole bough]

dont be near BoN

[royal badge]

The latter sounds like it's admech

[obtuse oak]

Don't get vomited

If you have the vomit debuff, it can eat you

[ripe tangle]

damn.... true

[obtuse oak]

Dodge the vomit and it can't

[somber stream]

Nuke Tertium

It's the only way

[whole bough]

to eacah their own

[jaunty path]

Oh just dont get threw up on, you can hug the side of them and hit their weak spot, just dodge in circles around them

[whole bough]

and im not saying expensive cosmetics are fine

just that its whatever

[jaunty path]

their puke radius is shaped like a cone if you understand.

[whole bough]

its not like a game advantage

just dumb

[ebon bay]

The sunk cost fallacy is real tho

[whole bough]

ive never been a sunk cost fallacy guy

[obtuse oak]

Tertium is still producing Leman Russ tanks for the Imperium

[royal badge]

You gotta know when to call it quits sometimes

[obtuse oak]

Nuking it would be very counterproductive

[jaunty path]

we need some assfartys.

[somber stream]

Krieg still stand after decades of nuclear warfare

[ebon bay]

The rejects are making 'some' headway into Tertium.

[little marten]

Space marine class?

[somber stream]

I'm sure a dozen nukes or two wouldn't hurt

[ebon bay]

what

[little marten]

A space marine

[somber stream]

Call it "the sea of irradiated cobalt"

[obtuse oak]

There's allegedly an Imperial Knight House on Atoma, I would love to see that bad boy in a mission a la the Lionheart tank in No Man's Land

[twin flower]

sponk mareen

[daring yacht]

Y'know, now that I'm thinking about it.. Aren't transonic weapons used by the Adeptus Mechanicus?

[simple cliff]

I thought the vomit was just a corruption attack and it did so little damage i Never realized it was a precursor to grab.

[ebon bay]

Space Marine would actually be good for like... a single player horde mode.

[twin flower]

Ye, some peeps have already made that link together

[somber stream]

Convoy mission please

I like to see more of that Dragor

[whole bough]

well, that but also that i dont really do it like that, if im trying to like gamble for a good weapon (with ingame currency) i'll just spend it all because i can just play the game to get it bck

[twin flower]

think someone mentioned the Rustalkers even because theyre also known for using said weapons

[royal badge]

Tertium is currently being mostly held intact by a small army of convicts, I don't see why they'd abandon it

[sweet wraith]

The inquisition sends its four mightiest crackheads to escort this imperial knight to its destination

[trail bramble]

wut
I thought knight houses were only on knight worlds?

[twin flower]

and win

[obtuse oak]

🤷 a recent cosmetic description references it iirc

[little marten]

Knight gets blasted for full health by a random scab infantrymen who spawned in behind you in the corner

[trail bramble]

it's me I'm crackheads

[royal badge]

They come from knight worlds but they can be deployed elsewhere I believe?

[jaunty path]

It basically garnishes you before eating ya.

[ebon bay]

To be fair, they are pretty mighty. One guy with a chainsword kills literal hundreds of heretics daily

[twin flower]

Werent there a cosmetic description about some guard regiments in the moebian domain just taking out some chaos marines as well

[obtuse oak]

Most of the dialogue and any text in the game and such is written by Matt Ward, I don't question him

[jaunty path]

@simple cliff Notice the orange debuff to the bottom left. that slows you down and means you're munchable.

[twin flower]

wait

ward? is this the one that made the son of dorn eating poop thing or is that someone else

[obtuse oak]

Ehm

[ebon bay]

I actually don't know that much about 40k, but isn't Matt Ward the Ultramarine guy?

[obtuse oak]

I don't know? He's famous for writing codexes and such for GW in the past.

[obtuse oak]

Yeah that one.

[royal badge]

It's not exactly that hard, guard have some serious kit if you look anywhere beyond the standard infantryman

[ebon bay]

I like Fantasy better, I only know surface level stuff about 40k......also everything I learned from TTS

[royal badge]

A csm getting mowed down by a heavy bolter emplacement or similar weaponry would not be uncommon

[obtuse oak]

The rumour goes that he was told he was writing an Ultramarine codex and then GW said "oh no we're actually just using this as the SM codex" and that's why it was so incredibly biased but I have no idea if it's true or not.

[twin flower]

Well i didnt say its impossible, i think the fact FS made a traitor warband in game and gets annihilated is funny

besides, space marines die to some of the dumbest shit too

[royal badge]

I mean even in SM2 that one guy dies from some shrapnel from a suicide bomb

[gloomy tartan]

It’s crazy how you can just name a baby anything

[twin flower]

exactly

[ebon bay]

Depending on who writes them, Space Marines are either unstoppable terminators, or still formidable, but still vulerable to being killed by regular humans.

[twin flower]

gets a rebar to the face

[stuck wasp]

That was confirmed afaik

[gloomy tartan]

You could name your baby John Warhammer

No one can stop you

[twin flower]

Power creep is a bish

[obtuse oak]

Anyone packing some krak grenades and a plasma gun has enough firepower to kill an Astartes. The trick is doing that before he kills you instead.

[ripe tangle]

imagine being a Space Marine with several Centuries of War Experience, and you get killed because a 19 year old with a Flashlight pointed at you juuuuuust the right way.

[royal badge]

Plot armor mostly

[twin flower]

ah yeah that too

[gloomy tartan]

Could you just tie a bunch of krak grenades to a rock and have a ogryn throw it

[royal badge]

That's what you get for trying to aura farm with your helmet off

[twin flower]

cough titus

[stuck wasp]

Could be about Knight Commander (so Tank General) ?

[obtuse oak]

Peak

[upbeat turtle]

bug box of hurt

[ebon bay]

This is not helped by the fact that Cai-Cai-Caiphas Cain managed to outfight TWO Khorne beserkers at the same time in close-quarters combat

[somber stream]

Ones with the helmets off usually have the shield thing around them

[gloomy tartan]

That How I would go out

[twin flower]

Didnt he 1v1 a Warboss as well and win

[obtuse oak]

Eisenhorn has also killed multiple Chaos Space Marines

[ebon bay]

Yes

[gloomy tartan]

I would do the good old WITNESS MEEEEE

[twin flower]

Ya love to see it

[obtuse oak]

But he's a psyker Inquisitor so he's ridiculously dangerous for a mortal

[ebon bay]

To be fair Caiphas Cain is like, superhuman levels

[little marten]

I could kill a space marine

1 shy smile is all it would take

[marsh iris]

we all do

[gloomy tartan]

Hey why don’t we like

Use drones

[twin flower]

superhuman luck more like

[ebon bay]

He somehow managed to figure out how to escape from inside a Necron Tombworld, on his own

[twin flower]

love the whole altruistic vibes tho lmao

[gloomy tartan]

Like couldn’t we attach a grenade to a servo skull or something

[marsh iris]

space marine more like backspace marine

[royal badge]

Krieg trench engineers have a remote controlled landmine robot

[gloomy tartan]

Like a roomba ?

[royal badge]

I have their kit, it's neat looking

[obtuse oak]

And blow up a servo skull? Tech-Heresy. Mandated edict: servitorisation

[twin flower]

a roomba mine

[ebon bay]

Oh, and there's also that UltraMarine Veteran in Space Marine 2 that's killed by a 'single' traitor guardsman

[royal badge]

Yeah but it has those funky corkscrew wheels

[gloomy tartan]

Ah

[gloomy tartan]

Allright then what about just stuffing a servitor with bombs

[obtuse oak]

That's more like it

[simple cliff]

Still a waste of a servitor tho.

[gloomy tartan]

When heretics invade a area they blow up

[obtuse oak]

This probably exists in some capacity or other

[simple cliff]

They'd rather stuff them with guns and send them on a sucide mission.

[gloomy tartan]

Yeah you get it

[sweet wraith]

Our blessed servitor bomber vs. their barbarous poxburster

[marsh iris]

a loyalist version of poxburster

[ebon bay]

Honestly, the power scaling in 40k isn't even that bad compared to Fantasy

[obtuse oak]

But you can also have guardsmen blowing themselves up in order to kill a valuable target, don't need to spend the resources to servitorise him first.

[gloomy tartan]

That’s how I would go out if needed during a mission just activate all my kark grenades and have the ogryn throw me

[royal badge]

I feel like drone warfare is too new of a concept for fictional worlds to incorporate it much yet

[stuck wasp]

Navy Breacher do it, Gheistskulls

[obtuse oak]

The Imperium is a gigantic death cult. Dying in service to the Emperor is considered an honour.

[ebon bay]

Reminder that in Warhammer Fantasy, unmodified humans can fistfight Orcs and win.

[gloomy tartan]

Me screaming witness me as I dive head first into abbadons balls to ensure he never gets no daemon ass again

For cadia

[somber stream]

Servo skull as murder drones has been a thing since 2000s

[obtuse oak]

Regular people will do it. Don't need a drone or a servitor.

[marsh iris]

if you cant beat them, become them

[simple cliff]

Penitent Engines which are supposed to carry sinners are often sent into extremely dangerous missions with the idea being to kill as many as possible. They even have upgraded versions to make them harder to kill so the user can suffer even more. There are also a type of servitor that is basically a heretic seeking redemption and is designed for the same thing but not as mechy.

[somber stream]

It's in the first Eisenhorn book as well

[obtuse oak]

Arco-Flagellant

[gloomy tartan]

Exploding robots are funny tho

I’m surprised we don’t have a cyber rat that just explodes

[obtuse oak]

Heretics pumped full of combat drugs and prosthetics and unleashed in the general direction of the enemy iirc

[ebon bay]

Truly the most efficient way to spend resources

[gloomy tartan]

Like why not just attach a grenade to a rat 🐀

[royal badge]

Yeah but like in the context of sending a boatload of disposable drones carrying explosives as like a genuinely viable tactic is not very common because it just wasn't utilized until more recently

[marsh iris]

what if we stuff bombs in servoskulls, 40k angrybirds

[gloomy tartan]

There’s got to be a lot of rats and grenades

[obtuse oak]

Humans have tried this with dogs and dolphins

Soviets with tank hunting dogs

[gloomy tartan]

Bro I Remmeber this

[royal badge]

Dolphins??

[jaunty path]

issue is they came back lmfao

[gloomy tartan]

The dogs went for the Russian tanks

Yeah they went to their friends lmao

[obtuse oak]

To their dismay the dogs would run towards the Soviet tanks that they recognised from their training and blow those up instead

[jaunty path]

and just the inhumanity of it

[obtuse oak]

iirc

[ebon bay]

The Imperium doesn't like to have robots do the fighting, even if Servo-Skulls are technically dead human brains.

[gloomy tartan]

No ai

Cuz of the bad times

[ebon bay]

Deserved

[royal badge]

I don't recall it being consistent lore-wise weather servo skulls have brains in them or not

[obtuse oak]

Of which we are currently in the prologue

[gloomy tartan]

What about like

A bird

With a gun head

[ebon bay]

Unknowing dog suicide bombers is probably the most psychopathic thing you can do.

[twin flower]

Isnt there like a servo skull sentry with like a lasgun attached to it tho

[gloomy tartan]

Like a gun bird

[twin flower]

gun birb

[gloomy tartan]

Yeah

[twin flower]

might as well use the cherubs

[obtuse oak]

Servo skulls with guns exist, yes

[marsh iris]

aquilon trailer

[gloomy tartan]

Oh yeah cherubs exist

[twin flower]

Yass

[gloomy tartan]

I forgot

[nocturne bloom]

Itd literally break its neck

[ripe tangle]

why doesn't the Imperium use the Chinese Warlord method of just strapping bombs to guys and making them go under tanks then?

[royal badge]

Yeah the tempestus scions use em

[gloomy tartan]

No it’s like cyber bird

It’s got like a super servo neck

Actuators and all that

[twin flower]

that'd be one hell of a birb

[ripe tangle]

yes, during the second Sino-Japanese War, the Chinese did that btw

[ebon bay]

I mean, a lot of their enemies don't even use tanks

[nocturne bloom]

Itd need to be giant and at that point why not a drone

[jaunty path]

Theres human bombs in the imperium. they had minis

[gloomy tartan]

A bird with a handgun for a head

🧠

[ripe tangle]

Really?

[royal badge]

I'm sure that's not uncommon in penal legions

[marsh iris]

cataphron at home

[gloomy tartan]

If your useless for fighting or working you can still be a explosives

[ripe tangle]

I wouldn't be surprised honestly

[obtuse oak]

Those minis wouldn't look very cool. Kinda off-putting.

[gloomy tartan]

Your going to be useful somehow

[obtuse oak]

That's the Doylist explanation lol

[little marten]

Human bombs are such a cool concept in gaming but noooooo

[somber stream]

Ishallah wills it the heretic dies today

[little marten]

Thanks George bush

[jaunty path]

https://wh40k.lexicanum.com/wiki/Penal_Legion_Human_Bomb

[royal badge]

I mean one of the enemies in darktide is a suicide bomber

[gloomy tartan]

Kinda depressing

Like your too shit to be a servitor

[ripe tangle]

Oh my gosh!

look at that!

[gloomy tartan]

Hold this hand grenade and run at the enemy jimmy

[obtuse oak]

I blow myself up to destroy enemy tanks with a quad with C4 on it in Battlefield all the time

Never gets old

[jaunty path]

Honestly reading this is kind of fucking weird because "They are those who have ___ and tortured people, both physically and mentally" like the Imperium doesn't do that shit on the regular lmfao??

[gloomy tartan]

The best part of games is you can blow yourself up more than once

[jaunty path]

like thats. small fry shit

[royal badge]

It's a pretty decent tactic in helldivers since they added the backpack hellbomb (though that is usually survivable if you drop it)

[marsh iris]

bf1942 carbombs

[somber stream]

Jeep stuff

[ripe tangle]

true

[ebon bay]

They only do that to the heretics though....or people that look at Imperial Nobles funny

[gloomy tartan]

Car bombs makes me think of the fucking IRA

[obtuse oak]

Ah yes but you see. They did it without sanctioning.

[jaunty path]

[little marten]

I didn’t know that was possible but that gives me hope and I shall reinstall bf when I get home

[somber stream]

New Operation mode is 1 hour long

[gloomy tartan]

The lasgun is peak

[somber stream]

100% meat grinder

[gloomy tartan]

It has so much fucking ammo

[royal badge]

How is BF6?

[obtuse oak]

Is it fun?

[somber stream]

FUN

[royal badge]

I never got around to playing it

[somber stream]

Mortar spam though

Bf1 style

[ebon bay]

Honestly the fact that members of the Ecclesiarchy lead them in prayer and, persumably, let them confess their sins before they go kill themselves, is uncharacteristically merciful for the Imperium.

[obtuse oak]

Good. The amount of monetisation and live service elements is a bit much but they nailed the gameplay this time.

Looks and sounds amazing. Runs well.

[royal badge]

Nothing will be worse than artillery truck campers

[gloomy tartan]

Hey Hank

Your a smart fella

[royal badge]

What kind of live service elements

[marsh iris]

we need a carbomb launcher

[gloomy tartan]

What’s your take on the velociraptors in the military idea from Jurassic world?

[marsh iris]

a launcher that launches cars with bombs

[gloomy tartan]

Like real shit lol

In Jurassic world 2 they use lasers to direct them like a air strike

[obtuse oak]

They have a limited time reward track or game mode every other week. Don't play it, you miss it. That sort of thing. I just ignore it

[royal badge]

Oh eh

[somber stream]

That's dumb tbh

[obtuse oak]

Total idiocy. I didn't watch those movies because it's offensive to my sensibilities

[somber stream]

But seasonal events like snow and stuff i'll understand

[royal badge]

Is the monetization like p2w shit or just a bunch of cosmetics?

[gloomy tartan]

It gave me the deathclaw vibes

[obtuse oak]

Just cosmetics

[gloomy tartan]

Like bro no way that works

[somber stream]

Cosmetic only

[royal badge]

Oh that's not so bad

[gloomy tartan]

Any war beast used in modern combat would just kill everything

[royal badge]

In this day and age anyways

[gloomy tartan]

And civilians

Like you can’t tactically deploy a velociraptor

[obtuse oak]

Well sort of. The free Battlepass rewards contain new weapons every season so you unlock them faster if you pay for Battlepass skips

[gloomy tartan]

It’s like the BOW from umbrella

[royal badge]

I wish eldar exodites had tabletop representation

They ride around on dinosaurs

[obtuse oak]

But you can just... not do that and get them later.

[gloomy tartan]

Like yeah a dinosaur would kill stuff

A dinosaur will not assassinate someone

Or care about friendly fire

[ebon bay]

"We can weaponize the xenomorphs."-Type reasoning

[obtuse oak]

New weapons tend to be good but not OP.

[somber stream]

It's funny how Nato is full of American

[gloomy tartan]

Bro it’s like with zombies in umbrella

[somber stream]

And Pax is the actual Nato

[royal badge]

The whole plotline in RE3 is nemesis assassinating stars members

[obtuse oak]

The starting AR is one of the best guns in the game, for example

[marsh iris]

nato beans

[delicate vapor]

[gloomy tartan]

They have such a issue

That they use hunters to kill zombies

[ebon bay]

Nemesis is the one smart one though

[gloomy tartan]

Like they use other bow to get rid of the bow after you deploy the bow

[somber stream]

Stinky

[jaunty path]

an empers children marine did this once in horus rising

[gloomy tartan]

I do like the idea of deploying a velociraptor

[marsh iris]

havent tried it, looks interesting though

[jaunty path]

he was immediately reprimanded lmao

[gloomy tartan]

But I feel like it would have to be a cyborg

I don’t think you can just train a dinosaur to follow orders

[somber stream]

I gagged when trying it in Japan

[gloomy tartan]

I don’t care how much selective breeding you do

[marsh iris]

gagger

[royal badge]

The whole idea with eldar exodites is them riding around on gun mounted dinosaurs

[gloomy tartan]

I mean like if you don’t care about civilian casualties

Fuck it deploy dinosaurs

[gloomy tartan]

Probably chemically and cyberneticaly controlled

Like the deathclaw

[marsh iris]

chad orks in control of squiggoth

[royal badge]

Leaf loving elf magic obviously

I'm actually not too familiar with eldar lore in general so idk how it works

[marsh iris]

big squiggy goth gf

[gloomy tartan]

You ever see that image of the tyrant shootint a dog out of a missile launcher?

It’s so fucking funny lol

[obtuse oak]

In fact talking about BF6 made me want to play it so byeeee

[royal badge]

Goff*

[gloomy tartan]

He goes “fuck cops lol “

I think the artist is nowereland

[somber stream]

Try the P90, it's so broken rn

[obtuse oak]

Ok

[gloomy tartan]

I like the p90 it was your main gun in lost planet

[nocturne bloom]

Always was

[gloomy tartan]

Every assault rifle was a different looking sci fi P90

[royal badge]

Guard players when GW doesn't want to make a bespoke line of minis for their specific glup shitto regiment

[somber stream]

Range was ass at launch

[gloomy tartan]

It was fun having the P90 be the main gun for a gsme

[nocturne bloom]

Ehhh

[gloomy tartan]

Wish they made a mini wearing a leather jacket like my Darktide veteran

[nocturne bloom]

Imo id rather have smgs be balanced with shit range or recoil as opposed to the literal lasers they've been but thats just me

[somber stream]

Also pro tip: UMP 45 + thermal + hollow = sniper deleter

[gloomy tartan]

I also love the UMP 45

Another cool ass looking gun

[somber stream]

Hell yeah

[nocturne bloom]

Mp7 was diabolical for so long

[gloomy tartan]

Ump and mp my fave subs

Skorpion is neat tho

Machine pistol tho right

Not sub?

It’s like a tank crew gun right?

[somber stream]

I don't get how UMP 45, using .45, the same as the M1911, has only 25 dmg vs 33

[gloomy tartan]

The M1911 is peak

That’s why

[royal badge]

Only thing I think the modern guard models sorta messes up is the way stuff like krieg minis not being easy to convert due to stuff like torsos being one solid plastic chunk

They have like gas mask cables and their armor on it so if you want to do something like valhallans or steel legion it doesn't look right for example

[nocturne bloom]

Last new gun I tried was the bullpup 12g that couldn't decide which of the big 3 bullpups it wanted to be and literally did next to no damage

[royal badge]

Otherwise it'd be easy to just sell upgrade sprues with different helmets and such

[delicate vapor]

[gloomy tartan]

Aw bummer

Man a cadian tank would be sick to have

Or a kasrkin dood

Hang out infront of my TV

[marsh iris]

fk this onedrive ran by goblins

[grizzled plover]

Hoping Mortis Trials and Expeditions get the love they need but I remembered how FS treated Weaves of Magic and now I feel sad

[gloomy tartan]

I wish mortis trials got more love

Just ONE MORE MAP

PLEASE

[marsh iris]

nah turn it into liminal space memories

[gloomy tartan]

Bro it’s fun but

It’s the same shit every time lol

Modifiers only do so much when there’s one map

[marsh iris]

the extra talents are nice, but the rest

[gloomy tartan]

The abilities are fun

[marsh iris]

couldve put in expeditions as salvage purchase

[gloomy tartan]

Healing with nades is op

That’s a good idea

[marsh iris]

boltgun with the infinite shooting is the best

[gloomy tartan]

Fuk it ima run a mortis trial

Goldfish needs attention

[somber stream]

Unorganized?

[marsh iris]

no it syncs whenever it wants to

[somber stream]

Oh lol

[gloomy tartan]

You have to get help to appease the machine god lol

[elder merlin]

[marsh iris]

i am the help

[somber stream]

I once took over a Drive from the old team, 0 organize, 0 saved links, 7 numbskulls

[marsh iris]

lmao probably just kept it locally

[somber stream]

Spent a good week mapping and reorganized the folders

[marsh iris]

processing 1,452,212 items

oh no you cant sync another folder until we are done processing

https://klipy.com/gifs/heise-walter

[somber stream]

f5 the page

Processing 2,904,424 items

[marsh iris]

[grizzled plover]

Fatshark really needs to add the Storm Sorcerers and Lifeleeches from verm I think. It would help distinguish Scabs from Dregs if Dregs had some chaos witchery going on and Dregs were pure military

[cobalt lichen]

[grizzled plover]

Cmon, it'd be a nice break from FS's current MO of adding a new carapace enemy every two days

[quaint moss]

yummers

[delicate vapor]

[gloomy tartan]

That was a fun sefoni trial

Goldfish good

[wanton pier]

For the longest time I thought the dregs had more health than the scabs - to make up for the lack of flak/carapace. Turns out that's only true for some dregs on the lower difficulties by domination almost every scab has higher health than its dreg counterpart.

[little marten]

She’s got all the sauce of a 4 cheese drisket

[marsh iris]

marry

[somber stream]

I've been

Eating tofu and oats for the past 2 weeks

Send help

[little marten]

Tofu is so disgusting

[somber stream]

Look at this diet:
small mixed-bean salad
grilled salmon
1 cup cooked broccoli
1/2 cup cooked quinoa
1 cup mixed berries

I'm turning into a hippie

[tropic halo]

Is there another class that’s gonna come out for this game? I heard something about that, can’t remember where tho

[somber stream]

June

[delicate vapor]

[tropic halo]

I see, do we know anything about it?

[somber stream]

Admech

[somber shoal]

Is there a data base of all cosmetics with photos?

[wooden creek]

Yeah, reveal probably happening at this year's Warhammer Skulls in 1.5-2 months from now

[tropic halo]

Confirmed?

[wooden creek]

Leaks indicate it's probably admech-related

[somber stream]

Big E himself told me so

[tropic halo]

Must be true then

[tropic halo]

Cool

[somber shoal]

Rumors and code points to an Ad Mech. Cryptic class and transsonic weapons.

[obtuse oak]

@somber stream I tried it but I'm still more of an mp5 man. operation augur was very cool though

[cobalt lichen]

you’re a servant?

[somber stream]

MP5 gang

[twin flower]

mp5 with a drum mag

[cobalt lichen]

MP5k squad

[marsh iris]

servant of the omnissiah

[somber stream]

Don't drum the mp5...

[nocturne bloom]

Drum mag simps when they cant figure out why the gun jams every 5 to 15 shots

[ripe tangle]

if a Femboy and a Tomboy were together, would they be Straight in a really gay seeming way?

[nocturne bloom]

Itd be perfect

[somber stream]

I've never seen anyone accusing Tomboys as being gay

[astral basin]

They are queer representing in a cis relationship

[sleek harness]

No

[ripe tangle]

Licht, missing the point in a classic German Autism Way.

[sleek harness]

They would just be straight, Sister

[marsh iris]

testicle drum mag glock

[somber stream]

Tomboys aren't no joking matter Lucia

[nocturne bloom]

Stovepipes and explodes

[somber stream]

It's life and death

[marsh iris]

[ripe tangle]

since when?

[sleek harness]

Licht stop being dramatic

[astral basin]

Most tomboys aren’t inherently gay tho no
There are many flavors to bait many kinds of people

[ripe tangle]

and femboys aren’t automatically gay either -_-

[somber stream]

Not all femboys are gay but most femboy are into men

Why else would they appear feminine

Tomboys, however

Is a vibe

[sleek harness]

Because they like it?

[whole bough]

i think femboys at minimum are bi

[ripe tangle]

I’m just asking if such a relationship would feel very gay despite being a straight couple

[nocturne bloom]

Every tomboy ive met personally was straight, just my experience tho

[whole bough]

i loved tomboys even when i was a wee lad i thought they were just so cool

[twin flower]

what makes it gay tho

[astral basin]

Femboys are into appearing feminine
Tomboys only appear masculine for not taking on femininity

[cobalt lichen]

do femboys canonically exist in 40k?

[whole bough]

tomboys are just girlboss

basically

but 2000s aesthetic

[sleek harness]

Pyskers

[cobalt lichen]

trueeeeeee

[obtuse oak]

big overlap between wanting to appear feminine and being attracted to masculine, so I think that is why most femboys are gay

[somber stream]

I've seen a few, no not really

[marsh iris]

i thought tomboy are not necessarily masculine, just dont wear or act like socially accepted girl type

[whole bough]

whose the other gut rirnak or whatever

guy

karnak guy

what his name

i only know rinda

[twin flower]

rond something idk

[whole bough]

rodin

?

[sleek harness]

No that would be straight up becoming trans

[whole bough]

hes a femboy his name is rod in

storytelling

[twin flower]

lmao

[astral basin]

…

[ripe tangle]

I had another question, totally unrelated

[obtuse oak]

tomboy is a term I associate with prepubescent or adolescent girls who don't appear/behave in typically girlish ways and dress and play rough outside and build forts and such as 'one of the boys'. not necessarily masculine but not girly.

[somber stream]

The term "tomboy" 2 decades back are aimed at women who sport short hair and don't like dresses

[little marten]

3 trains all leaving at the same time

[astral basin]

moth

[little marten]

Ofc I got one the fucking slowest one

[whole bough]

now that i think about it i think thats why i liked them as a kid

i always hung out with girls instead of guys

[marsh iris]

girls when they play rough

[whole bough]

ive been gay my entire life

[sleek harness]

Are you doing 6th grade math problems to know that?

[whole bough]

shit is crazy

[obtuse oak]

that does tend to be how it works

[twin flower]

what does math have to do with the slowest train tho

[little marten]

Tomboy is how Welsh people greet their friends called Tom

[cobalt lichen]

Isn’t it also similar to tomcat?
Or similar word origin?

[marsh iris]

Tomato

[little marten]

No because it’s been 25 minutes to get somewhere that takes 14

[sleek harness]

When I was in 6th grade we used to make math problems related to train movement

[cobalt lichen]

My Toyota Corrolances

[whole bough]

tomcat were like the leather coat wearing ppl in alleyway

[obtuse oak]

1550s (Origin): Used to describe a boisterous or rough boy. "Tom" was used as a generic name to indicate masculinity and aggression, similar to "tomcat" or "tomfool".

looks like you are right

the meaning shifted over time

[ripe tangle]

Tomatoes are toes that don’t look or act feminine, clearly.

[cobalt lichen]

awesome

[obtuse oak]

it used to refer to boisterous young men, then immodest women, and since the 1950s it refers to boyish girls

[cobalt lichen]

waow

[twin flower]

I think he was mentioning his bad luck of being on the slowest train

[timber elk]

:0 tomboys!

[astral basin]

Damn. I shall forever be oblivious

[timber elk]

My favorite

[whole bough]

i love women that can beat up people

[sleek harness]

So that means tou have 16 more minutes to regret your decisions on this day

[whole bough]

in the good way

[cobalt lichen]

real

[whole bough]

she could

[obtuse oak]

i'm personally more attracted to feminine women but i think tomboys are cool friends to have

[whole bough]

real dancers can absolutely fuck up people

those moves are serious

[somber stream]

I like women who can look after themselves so tomboys are goat

[sleek harness]

Rannick ain't Killin shit with a weapon

[cobalt lichen]

I’m terrified of every format 👍

[sleek harness]

He just uses his awesome laspistol

[twin flower]

Wasnt it that revolver looking thing

[obtuse oak]

aw don't be. women are amazing

[twin flower]

what you mean laspistol

[whole bough]

for some reason even though i knew its weird to think that ive kinda always wanted to be trans

[sleek harness]

In my memory he was holding a laspistol

But oh well

[twin flower]

Its that revolver people want a skin of

[cobalt lichen]

true
my life never really had the means to talk to them often tho.
:(

[whole bough]

ive had girl friends more than guy friends

my entire life

[astral basin]

People are great
Except for when they suck
Why is it most people suck…

[obtuse oak]

hmmm this implies a contrast and that feminine women somehow require more looking after

[whole bough]

and my ass wasnt even gonna date them

[sleek harness]

We can only get it after we kill Rannick in the heretic path of the story mode

[cobalt lichen]

because they human

[obtuse oak]

but that's usually not the case! a lot of very femme-presenting women are just as capable and self-sufficient as any other adult.

[twin flower]

Rebolb

[whole bough]

i wonder if hanging out with women while not being interested in them at all is why they liked me ine

[sleek harness]

Humans have the capability to suck

[obtuse oak]

do you realise how much discipline it takes to get up every morning and make themselves up like that?

[marsh iris]

i think my gun is a Tommygun

[obtuse oak]

you think women like that aren't independent?

[cobalt lichen]

I know a few who are very armed

[obtuse oak]

[somber stream]

Tomboys are usually less reliant and get things done by themselves, but then again it vary from case to case

[cobalt lichen]

yep
And many choose to do so

[sleek harness]

You freaks still talking about tomboys being trans?

Jesus

[whole bough]

no

im trans

[thick fog]

brother what now

[whole bough]

theyre talking about tomboys

[twin flower]

sucking is nice

[whole bough]

unrelated discussions

[marsh iris]

hmmmmm

[cobalt lichen]

femboy Skaven models when?

[ripe tangle]

who said anything about people being trans?

[whole bough]

me

im trans

[astral basin]

Moth^

[obtuse oak]

well yeah i guess. not a lot of feminine women who will do repairs around the house by themselves. but i know a few. my partner is one

[whole bough]

technically nonbinary

[thick fog]

i bet you suck up to the commissar

[whole bough]

but transitioning

[cobalt lichen]

I will draw

[sleek harness]

Me

Obviously

[somber stream]

Lucky bastard

[twin flower]

lick her bald head ts

[thick fog]

[sleek harness]

Doubt you will

[astral basin]

The rat is trans?
Did they become a mouse?

[cobalt lichen]

look
Just because I forgot to draw all the other things I said I’d draw, doesnt mean I won’t draw them eventually

[sleek harness]

That's doesn't make sense

[ripe tangle]

I stole the rat’s car and crashed it for funzies

[twin flower]

howd u fit inside?

[cobalt lichen]

That’s trans species and that’s usually frowned upon like trans race is

[sleek harness]

Your priorities is making femboy and furry stuff eh?

[cobalt lichen]

maybe

[ripe tangle]

wait

hold the phone

hold up

[sleek harness]

Funnily enough, I don't have a car

[twin flower]

holding thy phone

[ripe tangle]

transspecies and transrace are thing?!

[whole bough]

holding up

[cobalt lichen]

yeah

[whole bough]

trans formation

[marsh iris]

transport

[whole bough]

to put it

[twin flower]

good one

[cobalt lichen]

I do and it’s ass

[sleek harness]

Loser

Imagine driving a car

[jaunty path]

It's a thing as in it exists and you will literally never encounter an individual like this ever unless you actively seek them out.

OK except for transspecies

[twin flower]

car owners with the rising fuel prices

[jaunty path]

dog girls

[ripe tangle]

good to know….

or not

[astral basin]

They are of similar genus
Its still technically trans race
The problem is. You get looked weird if you compare cultures/ races as genera

[ripe tangle]

I’m not even sure anymore

[whole bough]

transrace is just touchy for obvious reasons

[jaunty path]

Its fine

[cobalt lichen]

It fucking sucks fr.
Public transport here is so good yet all the local companies won’t consider hiring me unless I have a driving license and a car

[somber stream]

Real

[twin flower]

learning a lot today

[somber stream]

Public transport anyday

Or bike, car suck balls

[whole bough]

i wish public transit was more reliable

[twin flower]

brother walked home some time last week

[whole bough]

30 min trip? no 1.3hr

[twin flower]

cuz even public transpo got limited to like 4 jeepneys to where we live

cuz fuel

[cobalt lichen]

I remember a story of an American woman who wanted to be Korean so plastic surgeried herself to look like one.
Later on, she couldn’t understand why her freshly spawned kids didn’t look like her the way she wanted.

[twin flower]

and in a city taht has like 80k people in it

[astral basin]

I wanna speak on trans race
But
That is a. Very fucky subject all around, especially since what i know comtains self consuming discrimination as is

[patent grove]

Good morning rejects

[astral basin]

Iiiiii wanna be ninja…

[cobalt lichen]

reject is my actual nickname

[cobalt lichen]

you can do that anyway?

[whole bough]

man i wish this stuff wasnt because of racism

it was such a funny time

[patent grove]

Mine too

[astral basin]

someone got it i was worried

[whole bough]

i saw it not that long ago

i forget from where

[astral basin]

I am curious what kind of coke they were consuming to wanna do that lmao

[whole bough]

racism and confidence

probably

or just racism

racists will do anything if its racist

[cobalt lichen]

I briefly read that some of the people who add tech to their bodies consider themselves trans species.

Cyborgs even.
Literal Mechanicus origins

[astral basin]

Probably a comedy panel w an asian dude and a red head making racist passes at each other
…well. Thats where I saw it recently…

[jaunty path]

admech will be real SOON myfriends

[somber stream]

@ripe tangle Korean has "Oppa" for male, what's the equivalent for female?

[cobalt lichen]

there was one guy who is blind and sees through an antenna on his head (genuinely)
he was campaigning for cyborg rights

[astral basin]

I chuckled

[marsh iris]

gamgan style

[ripe tangle]

Oma

[somber stream]

No that

[whole bough]

i cant wait for robots like the one from chappie

[somber stream]

That doesn't sound right

[whole bough]

just cause i wanna be one

fuck body fr

[astral basin]

hell yet

[cosmic burrow]

Grandma

[somber stream]

Oppa is big bro or senior, isn't Oma mother?

[astral basin]

chappy make daddy go sleepy time?
Nono chappy, daddy already slept. A lot.

[cobalt lichen]

I’d be like Claptrap 😞

[ripe tangle]

Oppa means Dad but it can also be used by a little sister to a big brother specifically

the female equivalent for a big sis is an Unnie

[whole bough]

oh to be a big bulletproof robot that can btfo people

[ripe tangle]

idk how to spell it in English

[somber stream]

Unnie is correct

[ripe tangle]

but I hope that’s good enough

[somber stream]

But i think it means 'aunt'

Good enough

[ripe tangle]

no, aunt is Imo

or Emo

[cosmic burrow]

Emo kids

[cobalt lichen]

lmao

[astral basin]

Emo auntie

[somber stream]

noona

[marsh iris]

show me your noona

[ripe tangle]

Uncle is Samchoon btw

[somber stream]

Noona

[cosmic burrow]

Sam did indeed choon

[ripe tangle]

and also with Koreans older people are called Aunt or Uncle by default

[cobalt lichen]

Loona

[whole bough]

i wonder

wouldnt super strength automatically include some form of super speed

[ripe tangle]

same for a lot of Asian countries it’s like that actually

[whole bough]

if you have insanely strong legs you can like

launch across the ground hella fast

why is that never shown

i guess with hulk

[somber stream]

True, we have Ojisan

My relatives still prefer to use Nii-chan on me lol

[marsh iris]

licht-kun

[ripe tangle]

I’m seething with rage now, because of the presence of Japanese.

[somber stream]

🙈

[ripe tangle]

I’m going to go enact violence now

[true minnow]

So is the difference between bolt pistol/rifle variants just direct damage vs aoe?

[cobalt lichen]

Because you lost people in pearl harbour?

or China

[ripe tangle]

Huh?

[cobalt lichen]

can’t remember the other places

[somber stream]

Okay it's getting a bit spicy here

[cosmic burrow]

Yes

[cobalt lichen]

Examples of Japan doing things people hate them for

[astral basin]

Mooooom the steel legion and sororitas are fighting agaaaaiiin

[ripe tangle]

Oh, yeah straight up my Grandpa was a slave in Japan, ask Licht, I’ve told him about it.

[cobalt lichen]

:(

[ripe tangle]

that’s not a joke, the other stuff was but that part isn’t.

[gloomy tartan]

Like calling older guys unc in the hood?

[astral basin]

I was here when it was discussed. Can concur

[ripe tangle]

Sure

[somber stream]

Check this out

Lucia-chan

[ripe tangle]

anyway let’s get back to a lighter topic

[astral basin]

Check- ok no

[ripe tangle]

grrrrr

[cobalt lichen]

which lighter do you prefer.
I like the flip lighters

[ripe tangle]

It’s Lucia-sama to you!

[gloomy tartan]

Y’all like art?

[cobalt lichen]

I do
I also make

[ripe tangle]

call me sama of I’ll beat you to near death

[marsh iris]

KISAMAAAA

[astral basin]

Forget about Asian on asian violence
We bout to see a texan whoop a germans ass

[cobalt lichen]

There’s a film about that

and a game

[ripe tangle]

isn’t that just an average Chuck Norris movie?

[gloomy tartan]

Y’all ever see that art of the dood with his lady vibing and the guys bloowiny a smoke cloud

It’s such a great painting

I described it like shit

the apache's supper 1901 by louis legrand

[cobalt lichen]

no

[gloomy tartan]

It’s one my favorite paintings

[amber delta]

my favourite painting is AI portrait of Donald J Trump as a doctor

[somber stream]

Didn't

He posted a painting of himself as Jesus recently

[cosmic burrow]

Lucia - old hag

[amber delta]

yes and then he went on camera to say that he was depicting himself as a doctor not Jesus

[somber stream]

Oh damn

How many year left? 3?

[gloomy tartan]

I like when people insert dinosaurs Into nature paintings lol

[ripe tangle]

oh hey random question, was being made to drink like a ton of milk growing up all the time, in school even a very American specific thing?

it seems like it is

[cosmic burrow]

No

[cobalt lichen]

Theory is he was supposed to say the image was ‘doctored’ but his brain is still leaking out of his ears so it’s not so easy to remember

[somber stream]

They do it here in Germany and Japan as well

[cosmic burrow]

I also got free milk from school

[ripe tangle]

same!

[cobalt lichen]

Happens in UK in early school years

[amber delta]

well of fucking course it was doctored, it was AI made?

[ripe tangle]

they gave us little cartons of milk for free

[cobalt lichen]

I know

[cosmic burrow]

We got of 500ml cartons

[cobalt lichen]

I don’t think he knows that anymore lmao

[cosmic burrow]

Daily

Me family did not buy milk

[somber stream]

Not a single bland day with orange man around

[cobalt lichen]

it’s so cartoonish

[ripe tangle]

I remember in school there was a thing kids would do, they’d get a milk carton to pop REALLY LOUDLY by stomping it when it’s not quite empty but almost empty and it would only work if it was a little carton they gave from school

[teal token]

E

I need sum halp

[sleek harness]

Jerry

[teal token]

[sleek harness]

Do me a favor

[cosmic burrow]

Same

[cobalt lichen]

old memory unlocked

[teal token]

Hello comrade Foolish Skaven

[sleek harness]

Do me a favor

[teal token]

?

[cobalt lichen]

Is it still offensive to call Germans that?

[sleek harness]

Kill someone

Like

The person below me

[teal token]

Me?

[sleek harness]

Yes

[cobalt lichen]

omg

[cosmic burrow]

Call them schwabs

[ripe tangle]

part of me is actually glad other people understand that random bit of childhood

[teal token]

No?

[cosmic burrow]

From schwab land

[sleek harness]

Why not

[teal token]

Hello comrade Sister Lucia

[sleek harness]

That's the deal

[teal token]

[ripe tangle]

hello Jerry

[gloomy tartan]

I like milkshakes

[cobalt lichen]

Y’all ever get beat up by the teachers?

Good times

[stiff salmon]

Schwäbisches Land... please 😛

[whole bough]

i just saw the MAD goomba bit and its fucking crazy that i remember that when that shit was new

[cobalt lichen]

I do but not the ones that bring all the boys to the yard

[teal token]

Because 40K Death Wing got discount and should I get it?

[whole bough]

i literally never thought about it until now

[gloomy tartan]

A teacher told me I looked like a Coke dealer cuz I wore a Hawaiian shirt once

[ripe tangle]

I’m a bit too young for that, that was more my Dad’s generation and older

[sleek harness]

Don't worry I can get it for you

[gloomy tartan]

It was so random

[sleek harness]

And give it t you when you reincarnate

[cobalt lichen]

Im early 20s lmao

[gloomy tartan]

I had raised my hand to answer a question and the teacher randomly told me I looked like a cocaine dealer

Fuck that teacher

[whole bough]

no but a substitute tore up my sketchbook because she literally made up a reason

[stiff salmon]

Our head teacher always did a "neck grab" thing which really hurt. was btw in the 1990s, not so far away.

[ripe tangle]

by the time I went to school Corporal Punishment in schools was prohibited

[whole bough]

still havent forgiven that bitch

[cobalt lichen]

I had that a lot

[whole bough]

she is the single person i have a grudge on still

[stiff salmon]

was also prohibited by law. still the teacher did it and when I complained to my parents they did not believe me.

[gloomy tartan]

They probaly caught 🦀

[cosmic burrow]

No schwab

[sleek harness]

Didn't knew corporations could punish students in your days

[cobalt lichen]

they were banned in my time too and yet…

[teal token]

Whar...

Isekai?

[cosmic burrow]

I ended school last may

[ripe tangle]

yikes sorry ya’ll got hit 😐

[whole bough]

probably dead by now

[gloomy tartan]

I Remmeber in my K-8 my principle being this steroid using ex wrestler

[teal token]

Hello comrade CrisTheCadian

[whole bough]

i assume she was atleast 60

[ripe tangle]

seriously that sucks…

[sleek harness]

Ise what

[gloomy tartan]

They were so Agro

[teal token]

Hello comrade moth

[gloomy tartan]

Just imagine a steroided up ex wrestler

[whole bough]

mof

[gloomy tartan]

Now imagine he’s around children lmao

[teal token]

Reincarnated into another world?

[cobalt lichen]

in later years my school did class punishments.

Ended up being so frequent there was literally no point being a good person anymore if you were always being punished for someone else’s crimes

[gloomy tartan]

Bro looked like he wanted to rip a kids head off

[cosmic burrow]

I think hittin children in school needs to return

[sleek harness]

Uhhh sure

[cosmic burrow]

So.many unruly children

[somber stream]

Mom dealt emotional damage instead of physical contact as a kid for my case

[sleek harness]

I can go to heaven to give it to you

Don't worry

[gloomy tartan]

Parents don’t raise kids

[somber stream]

And boy does she has a way with words

[gloomy tartan]

The I pads do

[whole bough]

some teachers used to do this by not letting us leave class/school after the bell but i always ignored them and just pakced my stuff and left