general-chat

[somber stream]

The fully realistically medieval armoured combat anime maidens market has yet to be explored, i'm thinking a Chivalry style gameplay

[hazy kestrel]

Wasn’t there something like that before

But it died out or something

[somber stream]

No i don't think so

[hazy kestrel]

I swear I remember something like that

[somber stream]

If it were, prob shitty mobile gacha

[hazy kestrel]

I could be wrong

[vivid zinc]

I def prefer to be lowkey for that though, I don't make big mods. Just good ones when I find something dumb that needs fixing.

Usually bug fixes for other mods lol

[nocturne bloom]

Can make huge money off starfield mods even if you hate it

That community is dying for anything

[potent sage]

[vivid zinc]

I actually LOVE Starfield. That last update finally made it kinda sorta what it should have been at launch

[dire kayak]

meow

[nocturne bloom]

It'll be good when POI are not repetitive copy pastes

[hazy kestrel]

I should replay Skyrim or something.

I need a Darktide detox

[nocturne bloom]

[vivid zinc]

The biggest problem with Starfield though is it takes place in the most BORING part of the lore. The war is over. And the end game erases what makes Bethesda games good: the perminence of your bases n shit.

The game design fights the studio's strenghts

[nocturne bloom]

Itd literally be fine if all the poi had generated interiors

Its my biggest complaint

[true minnow]

I want to play with just bots, people are too dumb most of the time to play the objective

[nocturne bloom]

Daggerfall did it

[vivid zinc]

Proper tiling would really helps POIs, they need better flags for filtering n shit

[hazy kestrel]

Barely anyone plays expeditions anymore, you’re in luck

[true minnow]

This was a normal mission

[hazy kestrel]

Oh

[true minnow]

They just wouldn't go to the area that needed corruption cleansed

[hazy kestrel]

Well best of luck then

[vivid zinc]

Also, it's really weird how POIs are huge chunks of procedural generation instead of POIs haveing procedural generation to form mini randmon 'dungeons'

That was a big fuckin mistake

[nocturne bloom]

Thats what im saying

[vivid zinc]

mhm

IDK why they didnt do it that way, the tech is there

[nocturne bloom]

I dont wanna do the same dungeon 10 times on the same planet

[vivid zinc]

They also should have leaned into seamless loading screens for planet flight

[true minnow]

You must be talking about starfield

[vivid zinc]

Fly into the atmosphere, get clouds, then cutscene to land

[true minnow]

That shit was proof that Todd doesn't care about games anymore from a fun perspective

Bethesda is now full of people who just 9-5 it as normal who gives a shit gig

[vivid zinc]

I thin kit's less that and more he gets tunnel vision and rejects criticism unjustly.

[blazing ibex]

Still trying to figure out the answer to your question.

Because there's so many pieces of art to choose from

😭

[jaunty path]

fans will eat poop

[rain idol]

That’s an insult to poop everywhere

[blazing ibex]

Ngl

Cliche choice

[nocturne bloom]

I dont really think starfield is completely lost. It can be fixed but the real thing holding it back is how much of a nightmare mod creation is for it

[vivid zinc]

Like frankly, Starfield is a really good fucking idea for an IP. But they needed to make it more optional space sim which they weren't too far off from anyhow and have a real conflict going on/less disneyifying the pirates

[jaunty path]

hey what kinda mods you installing

[vivid zinc]

They were soooo close

[jaunty path]

[nocturne bloom]

Boobs

[blazing ibex]

Starry Night

[jaunty path]

gay

[blazing ibex]

By Van Gogh

[hazy kestrel]

Fair and valid

What about a non cliche choice?

What really speaks to you

[vivid zinc]

It's complex becuas the new creation engine is a documentation nightmare

[nocturne bloom]

Not really that, they change file locations and names every update

[blazing ibex]

Something not well known...

Hmm....

[vivid zinc]

That's another Bethesda bullshit thing they do. I'm convinced they do it to break free mods easily since they're a competitor now.

It started a while ago

[gaunt wind]

Saint George and the Dragon is my favorite painting

[nocturne bloom]

Its started since like what 2017

[vivid zinc]

That sounds right but it could be later? At some point man I just started releasing raw file structures when possible with w open licensing.

[hazy kestrel]

Which one? There’s a few.

[vivid zinc]

And said its f be free, fly community!

[timber elk]

Ah. Starfield. It should be classified as a SCP in on its self

[hazy kestrel]

Raphael’s version?

[timber elk]

With the amount of fuckery

[nocturne bloom]

2017 was the start of f4s creation club

[timber elk]

Unfortunately

[vivid zinc]

I remember and it was bothed really hard.

[timber elk]

And really bad mods too

[gaunt wind]

Raphael 1505

[vivid zinc]

botched

But the ultimate botching was the Skyrim creation club

[timber elk]

They even had mods that had good animations just completely striped

[nocturne bloom]

Skyrim recovered fast

[timber elk]

Like the Tesla cannon was added back in the creation club. Had it’s animation removed completely

[blazing ibex]

Are your DMs open?

[somber stream]

Skyrim has an army of modders to back any fuck up by Bethesda

[nocturne bloom]

And honestly I like skyrims creations mostly

[hazy kestrel]

Most likely

[vivid zinc]

It really did. I used to love making super complex mod lists with tig bitty eldar girls

[timber elk]

I don’t like skyrims modding scene. Everytime I wanna create a never ending winter apocalypse with very hard survival mechanics. I just end up seeing gooner material

After a while it just becomes frustrating

[nocturne bloom]

So filter it out

[somber stream]

Filter:

[timber elk]

NEVER

[vivid zinc]

NGL Skyrim is the gooner mod game

[timber elk]

I MUST ENDURE

[hazy kestrel]

This is true :(

[timber elk]

FOR MY CONVICTION IS TRUE TO MY GOA- gets bonked on the head by a hammer

Anyway

But the only mod I liked was the pikachu mod

Little bastard made every fight easy for me

[nocturne bloom]

Where were you when the tawoba got copied 10 thousand times

[vivid zinc]

You know those 'step bro' ads you see on those websites? Yeah most of them were probably made in modded skyrim lmfao

[hazy kestrel]

Huh

What

[timber elk]

Isn’t that like….some serious law suit stuff?

[astral basin]

@somber stream
Thoughts on
Kahlua?

[blazing ibex]

Liar!

[hazy kestrel]

What are you talking about pal

[vivid zinc]

Try getting water from an international grey market stone

See what happens

[timber elk]

Touché?

[somber stream]

Too sweet

[hazy kestrel]

It says the gate is open pal.

Maybe try the side door or something.

[astral basin]

You dont mix it into anything?

[timber elk]

Speaking of modding scene

[somber stream]

Coffee

[astral basin]

Omfg

[potent sage]

titus: 'hey captain i need six or seven men for this high-intensity strike mission that will most likely make or break our entire campaign'
captain acheran: 'hahahah you said six seven...... uhhh anyways all i can spare is like two guys'

[hazy kestrel]

Check under the front door mat for a key

[timber elk]

DOOM modding on console is completely dead

[astral basin]

Im

[somber stream]

But it's still too sweet

[timber elk]

Like been two years since it was introduced and not a single damn mod from the nexus brought over

[vivid zinc]

oof

So oof Im gonna have to go make me another gin n berry smoothie

then play a expedition

[timber elk]

Like I remember being super hyped for community mods being added to doom only for nothing to happen

[vivid zinc]

console mods are always very restrictive

[timber elk]

Fallout be like:

PORN

[vivid zinc]

There's a reason why you don't see the skyrim gooner mods on console. Lets put it that way.

[timber elk]

True. BUT GODDAMNIT I WANT DAGOTH-UR ON MY CONSOLE SKYRIM

I want the fucker this curl my hair while we watch smack DVD

[formal mortar]

My favorite fallout mods are the ones that patch in or complete missing content

[vivid zinc]

I bet you want a lore accurate vampire turning from Molag-Bal for ur character u sicko 😉

[timber elk]

No

[vivid zinc]

lmao

[timber elk]

Just dagoth

[vivid zinc]

Nah u want then Molag-Bal

Don't deny it

[timber elk]

I don’t even know who that is

[vivid zinc]

Good lol

Elder Scrolls lore is fucked

[timber elk]

Inconsistent or just fucked?

[somber stream]

Reddit Dagoth is one of the best thing that has ever happen to Skyrim

[vivid zinc]

in some cases think Dark Eldar levels fucked

[timber elk]

And it’s not even close to what the devs can achieve

Like what the fuck this is what A.i is made for

[wintry steeple]

old lore guy did a lot of drugs and locked himself in his house for a few months to write a bunch of it, if memory serves

[somber stream]

Shitpost Neravar, plain and simple

[wintry steeple]

very fun timey wimey nonsense, lots of gratuitous depraved stuff

[timber elk]

NOT TO FORGET GENDER BENT DAGOTH

[somber stream]

Life is meme

[timber elk]

GODDAMN slams fists on the table

[wintry steeple]

in other words peak fantasy

[formal mortar]

Wasnt there a lord of beasts back in daggerfall or something?

[vivid zinc]

Elder Scrolls lore is lowkey fascinating. It's totaly drug enduced nonsense. And it's fun.

[wintry steeple]

also maybe cyborgs

[formal mortar]

I dont remember lore too well

[hazy kestrel]

Pelinal “I am angry, angry about Elves!” Whitestrake

[timber elk]

Too bad we don’t get to see that stuff actually happen

[crystal osprey]

what do u guys prefer

[timber elk]

Rather just said in past tense

[hazy kestrel]

HUH?

[formal mortar]

Molag is daedric prince of domination iirc

[crystal osprey]

scrier gaze melee only psyker on ur team or an inferno dome shielder

[formal mortar]

Mostly trying to enslave everyone

[timber elk]

To enhance the setting genius!!!

Not actually enjoy it!

[wintry steeple]

mhm mhm

[hazy kestrel]

Press “X” to doubt

[formal mortar]

Inferno melee

[crystal osprey]

yo.

[timber elk]

The hell is wrong with you @hazy kestrel bonks him over the head with rolled up news paper

[crystal osprey]

whats wrong with you.

[vivid zinc]

Lets put it this way. Enslave includes a lot of things Slaanesh would do to you as a prisoner. Molag-Bal is a very very bad daedric prince.

[somber stream]

#zealot-class message

[hazy kestrel]

I assume the worst in people tbh

Sometimes

[timber elk]

WHY!?

[formal mortar]

I dont really care what is on the team as long as it has braincells

[timber elk]

that is such a awful mind set.

[hazy kestrel]

That’s a loaded question

Are you sure you want an answer?

[timber elk]

Not really if your gonna assume the worst of me

[crystal osprey]

is that actually in the game

[hazy kestrel]

Ok

[vivid zinc]

Like, out of all the Daedric princes I'm pretty sure Molag-Bal is the most evil.

[hazy kestrel]

[timber elk]

Actually never mind fuck it. Let er rip doc.

[somber stream]

I don't know, is it?

[crystal osprey]

always assume the worst of me or you will be disappointed

[hazy kestrel]

Didn’t Uncle Sheo turn some lady into instruments?

[formal mortar]

I just thought of a fun prank thanks to licht

[vivid zinc]

Yeah. Better than what Molag-Bal would do frankly.

There's a reason why the original vampire ritual has so few survivors

[dire kayak]

chaaaaat

[timber elk]

I can never get into Skyrim or elder scrolls anyway.

[vivid zinc]

Mlag-bal in the Elder Scrolls universe is pure fucking evil

[somber stream]

Don't credit me if it involve a mailbomb

[timber elk]

It’s just very tedious

[dire kayak]

i can't write i have no inspiration

[formal mortar]

I would never

[tawdry edge]

same :/

[hazy kestrel]

Well uh. When you have to read a few hundred cases of humans being their worst possible selves during a basic af unpaid legal internship, you learn to immediately assume the worst in people real quick, because they’re everywhere.

[formal mortar]

It would just be a box with a beacon in it that has a sound byte that plays when someone touches the beacon

[marsh iris]

mail anthrax

[timber elk]

Well than I must be the very lucky people for you to mee who is not a bad person than.

[hazy kestrel]

I have trust issues, to say the least.

[dire kayak]

same here

[hazy kestrel]

Oh I don’t trust any of you. But I still talk because humans are social creatures.

[timber elk]

Well you have every reason to.

Because I’m hiding in your kitchen sink

It stinks down here.

[hazy kestrel]

At least you’re all pleasant to talk to.

[dire kayak]

it's okay we still love you

[timber elk]

Fucking clean it

[vivid zinc]

Ur not wrong but this is a condition that's inflicted on people in cases like unpaid internships. That's basically voluntary slavery. People only do that for very specific things. Like networking and climbing the ladder prematuraly.

[timber elk]

And people say the restaurant industry is horrible…

[hazy kestrel]

Yeah, I thought I was gonna have a jolly old time in the legal field

[timber elk]

At least we are honest folk

[hazy kestrel]

I was a fucking idiot back then.

[rocky radish]

Are there any internships that aren't exploitive scams?

[vivid zinc]

Office jobs might pay more but there's a lot of highschool clicky bullshit going on too

[hazy kestrel]

Now I’m enjoying working in supply chain stuff though.

[hazy kestrel]

Office politics are one thing I really dgaf about at all

[timber elk]

Nah. I rather deal with a Karen once in a blue moon than deal with shitty back stabbing officer workers

[vivid zinc]

That gets you labeled bad things and ostracized by the clicks xd

[formal mortar]

Id rather deal with a needle in my eye

[hazy kestrel]

But I have to hear people tell me about their woes and problems.

I don’t fucking care lmao. Just answer my work related question and bug off

[timber elk]

dead space 2s him

[rocky radish]

I've been lucky when it comes to office politics. I'm too unobservant to notice when someone is trying to start shit

[formal mortar]

Never played it

[timber elk]

Well you get a needle in your eye

[hazy kestrel]

Meh, I’m honestly just quiet over there

Get in, get paid, do my job, get out.

That’s it

[formal mortar]

Nah im too good for that

[marsh iris]

im not paid for emotional support

[marsh iris]

even an ounce

[hazy kestrel]

So true

[timber elk]

throws a bowl of buttered noodles at her

[hazy kestrel]

But I sometimes offer it here because I can.

Empathy is my curse

[timber elk]

This is true. He helped me once or twice.

[somber stream]

@ripe tangle Have you ever participated in a Cryptid hunting activity in your local area?

[hazy kestrel]

Got me into this shit in the first place, but c’est la vie.

[vivid zinc]

Empathy becomes apathy when abused

[timber elk]

And empathy is my blessing

[formal mortar]

Maybe i should be a therapist so i can get paid for emotional damage

[hazy kestrel]

It most certainly is not lmao

[dire kayak]

empathy is a good thing for people to have

[astral basin]

Get to the cloud district very often? Get to the cloud district very often? Get to the cloud district very often? Get to the cloud district very often? Get to-

[timber elk]

bonks him

[formal mortar]

I meant to say support but either or

[timber elk]

Goober. Eat your noodles.

[vivid zinc]

Gotta download a permadeath mod and throw him into a dragon's mouth

[hazy kestrel]

Yeah, I try not to give a damn anymore. My empathy for most things is gone.

[dire kayak]

okayy,,,,,

[marsh iris]

as long as nobody gets hurt, i dont care about their feelings

[timber elk]

But I made them with happiness :[

[dire kayak]

awwh im sorryyy ill eat them

[vivid zinc]

It's hard learning when empathy becomes a weakness and when it's a strength. Lets put it that way.

[marsh iris]

mf over here thinks all the stuff company provided them is personally theirs

[timber elk]

It’s a great trait to have when fine tuned

Thankfully I managed to tune it

[vivid zinc]

Learning to tune it really sucks though lmao

[timber elk]

It actually wasn’t

[hazy kestrel]

Truth Nuke

[somber stream]

Company gave me an Macbook pro and never inquire about it

[ripe tangle]

Yes

[formal mortar]

Anybody got some songs like Just A Boy by DrINsaNE?

[timber elk]

You just need to learn what is and isn’t important

[marsh iris]

then thats their problem, asset management is a bitch

[ripe tangle]

where I live happens to be home to a bunch of Cryptids

[somber stream]

Sounds like something you'd do, found any?

[vivid zinc]

Lucky you, I was a softie who got hardened into a better shape through constant metaphorical poundings. took a long time to learn my lessons properly.

[ripe tangle]

I thought I did once but it turned out to just be a deer

[somber stream]

o deer

[ripe tangle]

also one time it was a Vulture in someone’s attic

[formal mortar]

I am a cryptid

[somber stream]

One of these day i'm sure. I've been hunting a Tatzelwurm with the local kids myself.

It's a snake with feline head and hands

[dire kayak]

this chat is making me sad im gonna play mgrr

[marsh iris]

interesting way to dispose corpses

[timber elk]

Hell yeah

[ripe tangle]

I also got bit by a bat once

[timber elk]

Make sure you wear the cyborg ninja outfit

[ripe tangle]

actually it was twice

[astral basin]

Sister
Tell me of the fabled intoxicant known as Kraken

[ripe tangle]

but the same occasion

[vivid zinc]

Hope u got ur rabies shots

[ripe tangle]

Spiced Rum

[tight pine]

Not a vampire, confirmed

[ripe tangle]

I did yes

[marsh iris]

microdose bat bites

[timber elk]

:0 my friend!

[vivid zinc]

I love bats but maaan the way they stay healthy is really harmful to us humans lol

[astral basin]

Short and simple
Fuck
Was hoping combination suggestions

[vivid zinc]

If I could I'd keep a fruit bat as a pet. Flying puppies.

[somber stream]

A spider bit me once, i wasn't managed to climb walls

[wintry steeple]

empathy is great when onliners arent using the word as a cudgel to police strangers into matching an arbitrary social law

[timber elk]

Capybara

Water puppies

[vivid zinc]

They're cute as hell too

[timber elk]

Actually

[vivid zinc]

I have a Norweigan Forest Cat as a pet

[timber elk]

I want a pit bull

And name him hippo

[marsh iris]

disappointment

[acoustic pebble]

WHY do all the politicians hog all the GOOD missiles?!

[timber elk]

Nice to see jakka is still crazy

[marsh iris]

to shove it up their butt

[acoustic pebble]

What is this CRAZY you mean??

[timber elk]

Crazy? I was crazy once.

[acoustic pebble]

Those filthy HOARDERS

[acoustic pebble]

I was in a room. A white room. A room filled with rats.

[vivid zinc]

Are you calling politicians butt jockeys?

[timber elk]

A RUBBER ROOM

GET IT RIGHT

[acoustic pebble]

IT WAS WHITE

[somber stream]

#zealot-class message

A drawing of the legendary creature in my area

[acoustic pebble]

Oh they're Jocking alright

[marsh iris]

no way, the pussycock

[vivid zinc]

Guys. He's calling Ghandi a butt jocky. Are u gonna let that slide?

[timber elk]

Let’s hunt it

[acoustic pebble]

Yes

[marsh iris]

lets

[acoustic pebble]

Can we eat it?

Will it do drugs?

[vivid zinc]

OK encouraging them wasn't a good idea lol

sorry

[acoustic pebble]

Can it get pregnant?

[timber elk]

Jakka

[marsh iris]

we can test it

[timber elk]

Please stop talking

[marsh iris]

no no proceed

[acoustic pebble]

No

[somber stream]

No no important question there

It needs to multiply

[timber elk]

WE ARENT VILTRUMITES

[somber stream]

SNAKE CAT

[acoustic pebble]

And I need more slaves

[vivid zinc]

Speaking of viltrumites I should go watch the newest episode of...

[acoustic pebble]

Invisible

[vivid zinc]

That's what you'll be if you keep spamming the chat mister

[somber stream]

When you can't even say

[acoustic pebble]

I'm sorry but I have the code of Shark conduct: Fuck you, I'm a shark

[potent sage]

iujajsfduopiadsgu

aushdgiuwuah

kgosisiughura

[acoustic pebble]

Can't have shit in Detroit (Tertium)

[somber stream]

MY NAME

[acoustic pebble]

MY SCHOOL

I may or may not have acquired an abandoned school in Detroit

[vivid zinc]

OK to end the night here's some 40k heretic jokes

Why'd the heretic fall out of the tree?
'Cuz it was dead.
Why'd the second heretic fall out of the tree?
It was stapled to the 1st heretic.
Why'd the third heretic fall out of the tree?
The Emperor's will.

[acoustic pebble]

They don't exist

soon

[vivid zinc]

What's funnier than a dead heretic?
10 dead heretics in a Tau exosuit.

How do you stop a heretic from crawling round in circles?
Nail its other hand to the floor.

What do you call a dead heretic with no arms and no legs hanging on your wall?
Art.

What's purple, covered in pus and squeals?
A peeled heretic in a bag of salt.

[acoustic pebble]

There are 10 types of people in this world: those who understand binary and those who don't

[vivid zinc]

What gets louder as it gets smaller?
A heretic in a vortex grenade.

What do you call a reformed heretic?
Target practice.

Goodnight

[acoustic pebble]

I wish to get Elden Ring so I can experience pain once again

[astral basin]

I started a fresh save recently

Normally, I’m beating my head on night reigns challenge mode

[acoustic pebble]

I plan to only play with the standard Hero outfit the whole game

It looks nice and I'm a barbarian main

[astral basin]

You will enjoy the wrestlemania boss

That guy kicked my teeth in multiple times

[acoustic pebble]

I saw him and I wish to have his muscles

I shall add it to my own collection

[cosmic burrow]

Hello i have awaken

[hazy kestrel]

Time to sleep

Unless you all want to tell me about your favorite art pieces

Then I don’t have to sleep

You should definitely talk to me about art

Actually nevermind, my eyes are screaming for me to go to sleep.

Maybe tomorrow.

[true minnow]

So at level 30 are melks stuff as good as they get

[astral basin]

Why am I still at woooooork 😭

[acoustic pebble]

You can always make it better

[proud geode]

Question, so, I am grinding money

when it comes "mystery acq" what character is the best to do it on and what ranged or melee?

[carmine steppe]

Yeah we all are

Its called working

[proud geode]

I would assume ogryn

[carmine steppe]

Sorry I'm a dumbass 😔

[proud geode]

....was gonna flip out but i figured you didn't understand lol u good man

meant gold in the game

im trying to get all the costumes that don't cost real world money.

[carmine steppe]

Oh it was a joke I just mixed the words up

[proud geode]

you good oomf

[somber stream]

I want a crab rangoon burito

[proud geode]

what im asking more or so, what character random weapons has the best resell value.

[proud geode]

ima shoot you a meme

[somber stream]

Oh boy

[lethal solstice]

If you're asking about melk rolls or emps gifts then I'm pretty sure it doesn't matter

They're also a terrible source of money besides

[proud geode]

if I may suggest, there is a company called bubbakoos burrito's

[remote glen]

dark’ing my tide rn

[proud geode]

they do asian food in a burrito

[proud geode]

I mean.... what else do I use my weeklys on

[hazy kestrel]

Gambling for Curios

[somber stream]

Not sure if they have a branch in Germany

[hazy kestrel]

LET’S GO GAMBLING!

[carmine steppe]

Cultural appropriation biggest soldier

[lethal solstice]

saving for curio gambling

Melk random rolls are the best way to farm up max stat curios

[proud geode]

... is there anything worth wild for 16 percent toughness? lol

[lethal solstice]

and it takes like 20k to get what you need in my experience (two or more 17% tough, at least one +3 stamina and one +21% hp)

[proud geode]

ahh 17 percent

... ya know, if you are so bad at the game, why does the 1 percent matter tho? (kidding)

[lethal solstice]

Cause it looks nice

[dire kayak]

who pinged me

[true minnow]

I meant for the purpose of the games rng

Before taking it to be super blessed

[lilac crag]

me cus I'm evil

[rocky aspen]

Is it me, or is the new Grid Point beta cursed

I have not met a single team on this map with a fucking braincell

[dire kayak]

evil,,,,,

[fluid gust]

knife zealot -> do every site yourself

[lilac crag]

check ur dms nerd...

[fluid gust]

that's what I do

[proud geode]

I would smooch that cat.

[somber stream]

I dreamt of fish people yesterday

I don't think we can co-exist

[fluid gust]

can barely coexist amongst ourselves

let alone among fish

[somber stream]

Real

I'll try to recall the physical traits

[cosmic burrow]

Darkest dungeon cove enemies

[somber stream]

Gills for lungs, increased subcutaneous fat for insulation in cold water, smaller but longer arms and legs with reinforced bone structure, webbed fingers and toes, BIG FUCKING eyes, glowing bioluminescene skin in the dark, appear pale in light, smaller head and brain due to immense pressure, and their face looks like a blob fish

[whole glade]

i need a spinoff where conquest is sent to earth instead of nolan

i need him to be better

:[

[marsh iris]

grilled fish over campfire

[verbal light]

Commando vesture change to new one yet?.

[marsh iris]

no soon

[somber stream]

They might taste significantly better than the land counterpart actually. Rich, clean flavour like other predator like Salmon and Tuna

[marsh iris]

fish people sashimi

[somber stream]

My goat Kim Jung gi forseen this conversation

[languid hazel]

Every other Thursday

[marsh iris]

such divinity

🤤

[somber stream]

Shouldn't classified as cannibalism right

[marsh iris]

physiologically ... i guess?!

[somber stream]

The drawing might've been a bit too spicy

[marsh iris]

indeed sah

[languid hazel]

Did it get bonked?

[marsh iris]

what theres nothing

https://tenor.com/view/mib-men-in-black-will-gif-20590125

[somber stream]

Nothing happened here 4 minutes ago

[astral basin]

I might have a cougar hitting on me

Im

Hm

[somber stream]

Are you complaining or bragging

[astral basin]

I am

Confused

Processing

[marsh iris]

holy cougar ravage his blessed body

[astral basin]

Lmfao

She hasnt asked for my number yet. So. Imma just vibe

[marsh iris]

did you hang in a bar in virginia?

[astral basin]

Virginia?

[marsh iris]

idk theres a meme about some family diner in virginia where cougars hang around

[astral basin]

Mountain mama?

Oh

[marsh iris]

i think so?!

[true minnow]

What is usually the bestest zealot captstone

[simple cliff]

Question, has anyone here ever seen an actually vote kick pass without a premade group?

Even when we've got a outright 'i blow up barrels near players cause its funny' or 'I am farming penance and won't go to the airlock/elevator' it still fails every time.

Then again, the vast majority of players don't read so I doubt they even realize there is one going on.

[true minnow]

Doing stuff other than trying to get kills is too effort

[carmine steppe]

You should call 911 or something

Wild animals are dangerous don't get close to them

[astral basin]

Wait theres a vote kick option?

[simple cliff]

Legit had a guy today that was letting people die so he could pick up their tech for the penance.

Like he'd call the gate/extract to get the waves started right away so people would die and then rush for their bodies.

[somber stream]

This one time long ago i used to attempt to flirt at a public bus stop, went like this:
"What a beautiful weather today"
"Yeah super, ideal for jogging"
"Though a bit hot, i hope it rain. I love rains"

5 minutes of cricket sound

[marsh iris]

arc raider experience

[astral basin]

i fuckin bet you legit said “i hope your fun is ruined”

LMAO

[marsh iris]

you should awkwardly sing "raindrops falling on my head"

[somber stream]

No i didn't mean anything bad, i just speak my mind

[simple cliff]

The weird thing was, I I was doing fine. BUt the other two players were newer and not level 30 and they were the ones dying for his stupid penance and they either didn't know the kick vote was happening or said 'nah, he's good.'
Brother, he stood over the two as y'all bled out so he could take your tech.

[somber stream]

Which was, relatively empty

[astral basin]

Ye but
Omfg lmao

[marsh iris]

respect though you got the guts to show your empty head

[somber stream]

We all make mistake in the heat of passion, Jimbo

[simple cliff]

Blessed is the mind too small for doubt.

Though I think some of y'all went way past just doubt.

But I love you all anyways.

[somber stream]

I love you too, random stranger

[marsh iris]

i love me too

[astral basin]

I dont expect any of it to come my way and all of it just flies past me
You had an opportunity
“Jogging? The good runs leave me hot no matter the weather”

Or some shizz

Idk hindsight and speculation is always crystal clear

[somber stream]

If It were the current day me i could go on and on about jogging for hours

But then i'd bid her goodbye without asking for any info lol

[supple charm]

When's the shop rotating?

[astral basin]

“Ah yes a subject i can extrapolate on. Time to make people wonder if i had major presence on the spectrum.”

[marsh iris]

well at least she didnt say "i have a boyfriend" in the middle of your sentence

[somber stream]

About 5 hours from now

[supple charm]

ty!

[astral basin]

Ah. So thats why licht is lurking so early

Tryna catch the early drip train

[somber stream]

Folks at my place are usually cordial and mindful of their manners so such a reply is very rare

[somber stream]

I work

[astral basin]

At 6-7am?

F

[marsh iris]

childhood friend? nah, childhood bus stop catcaller

no wait that sounds wrong

[carmine steppe]

Stupid ass manga trope

Childhood friend almost tricks you into believing it has some connotation

[astral basin]

I had a drug head harass me while i was waiting for my ride home after work
She got kicked off the long distance bus for whatever reason
Was trying to. Catch favors with me i suppose
She scared me more than anything.

[somber stream]

Bruh

Why would a random drug head want to catch favour with anoter random

[carmine steppe]

Drug head + cougar is a dangerous combination

[carmine steppe]

Drugs

[mystic fossil]

because then they share more drugs

[astral basin]

She thought she could get some money or some kind of ride somewhere? Idk
I was 20 at a gas station job

Still living w my old man and his wife

[somber stream]

Interesting

[astral basin]

Certain neighborhoods around here are more about
What you can get from each other
Rather than actual support or barter

I wish I had some Kahlúa

I wanna mix it with my Kraken

Alas, cracking an apple cider will have to do
No lemon juice

[nocturne bloom]

send her to me

[astral basin]

You bastard

Come get her yourself

[nocturne bloom]

need her info first

[astral basin]

Its prime season to come up here anyways

[marsh iris]

prowling, hunting, mauling unsuspecting males

[astral basin]

Mm

[marsh iris]

or females

[astral basin]

Garut theres plenty of twinks here with mommy issues as is

You dont have to involve the lesbians

Might start World War III

[marsh iris]

hey could be bi

[gloomy tartan]

AYO

YALL HEARD ABOUT CADIA

[radiant sleet]

Think Mark Think.

[gloomy tartan]

ITS PRETTY FUCKING COOL

[mystic fossil]

no it aint

[gloomy tartan]

🧑‍🦯‍➡️🦖

[mystic fossil]

😭

[brave hull]

I fucking hate the people who play this game

[gloomy tartan]

🦖

[gloomy tartan]

Taken before their time

Ye innocent fallen upon the scythe of time like wheat to the harvest

[brave hull]

new ogryn - shooting every burster under the sun, I ask if he could stop shooting the bursters. "why are you bitching at me."

GENOCIDE GAMERS

[gloomy tartan]

Yo are you a raisin. Because you look dry

[mystic fossil]

lowk why you being toxic and ruining the game

[gloomy tartan]

I bet lebron James would be a ogryn

[brave hull]

my b, i should just lay on the floor like a true gamer

[gloomy tartan]

What do y’all think?

[neat salmon]

Is Darktide slowly taking over L4D2’s crown?

[mystic fossil]

you should jump off and spectate the ogryn to learn how to play the game fr fr

[tight pine]

Yes

[gloomy tartan]

🫃

[brave hull]

Ogryns be like "we are all clynically braindead and will shoot every burster and flamer under the sun" also ogryn players. "WHY THE FUCK DOES NOBODY WANT TO STAY IN COHERENCY" Kicks and screams like todler

i had 13 pickups in that game btw

[jaunty path]

Why not just stay in my coherency

[acoustic pebble]

Sounds like you need a Hive scum

[jaunty path]

as I run ahead everyone

[radiant sleet]

What does Sextus Minoris even mean!

[mystic fossil]

ogryn is too slow to stay in coherency with

[mystic fossil]

FAXXX

[neat salmon]

Thanks

[acoustic pebble]

Hive Scum and Zealots be like

[gloomy tartan]

🫃

[marsh iris]

like the flash and superman race

[mystic fossil]

zealots dont just get fucking obliterated tho so it's nice

[gloomy tartan]

👨‍🍼

[brave hull]

honestly it's why i actively avoid coherency after the first time.

[acoustic pebble]

Hey neither do I. I'm a responsible drug addict

[gloomy tartan]

Missus I don’t believe you have coherency

It’s a myth

[jaunty path]

Sextus means first name i think and minoris might mean threat level? idk

[tight pine]

Ogryn is simply fighting the WHOLE POPULATION OF NEW YORK!

[acoustic pebble]

I want to see a Hive Scum and a Zealot play chess in their downtime. They can't play darts anymore because for 'some reason' the HS darts always hits an Arbitrator

[gloomy tartan]

Deez nuts sextus majoris bitches

[brave hull]

remember guys, zealot loner was toxic because it made people not want to play in coherency!

[acoustic pebble]

Isn't that used for navigation?

[jaunty path]

The only time it genuinely matters is in havoc ngl

[trail bramble]

Sextus is a Latin name meaning "sixth"

[jaunty path]

in auric everyone is a cry baby

[gloomy tartan]

Good

Fuck auric lol

[brave hull]

since it's been removed all of the learning disability players and their bad habits have been removed from the game

[potent sage]

just beat space marine 2

[acoustic pebble]

Hive Scum and Arbitrators can't play chess together anymore because it turned into a street game shortly after

[acoustic pebble]

Leandros is a bitch

[jaunty path]

Don't you mean 5th

[brave hull]

-rant over-

[tight pine]

Did the heldrake eat the stone pillar?

[trail bramble]

That'd be uhhhh Pentus

[potent sage]

yeah i saw that

[jaunty path]

remove the t

[potent sage]

that dreadnought mf BODIED that guy 😭

[jaunty path]

[potent sage]

WORLDSTAR

[jaunty path]

Redemptor dreadnoughts aren't as hot as castraferrum dreadnoughts unfortunately.

[arctic shoal]

[potent sage]

what's the difference here

[tight pine]

All dreadnoughts (except hellbrutes) have incomprehensible amounts of aura

[gloomy tartan]

One of them uses T mobile the other uses AT n T

[potent sage]

calgar just gave me them cool ass laurels

[acoustic pebble]

A winged engine of chaos filled with a daemonic essence: Exists

Dreadnaught: "HEY SHITASS!"

[potent sage]

I Am A True Daughter Of Guilliman

[gloomy tartan]

We aren’t ready for laurels

[trail bramble]

I miss old dreads

[gloomy tartan]

The aura is too much

[jaunty path]

Redemptor Dreadnoughts, are the taller newer variant of dreadnoughts, they have tall skinny legs that I don't find the most appealing.

Castraferrum Dreadnoughts are shorter, and more compact, and more ideal for Tunnel/cave fights.

Their legs are also just cuter

[trail bramble]

I love murderbox with almost no articulation

[gloomy tartan]

You shame the skinny leg dreadnoughts

That’s fucked yo

[jaunty path]

They look like owl legs ok

[acoustic pebble]

We need beakies back

[trail bramble]

Deservedly, they suck

[gloomy tartan]

Wat

Why do they have bird legs

What the fuck

[trail bramble]

NO SOVL

[gloomy tartan]

That’s stupid

Bitd legs are skinny

[tight pine]

Remember the leviathan dreadnoughts?

[acoustic pebble]

We need to bring back Cadia so the Cutthroat can shut up

[gloomy tartan]

Why not like big thick legs

[jaunty path]

@potent sage https://youtu.be/XjwJ-1bYL4A The Emperor calls upon you to watch this video

[gloomy tartan]

Wdy mean bring it back

[jaunty path]

Oh those guys are fuckin sick

[twin flower]

its not even that skinny

[jaunty path]

I love them

[gloomy tartan]

How do you fix a exploded planet

[trail bramble]

Least annoying cadian

[jaunty path]

gorrila glue

[tight pine]

Uhh, flex tape

[gloomy tartan]

The cores still dead

[whole bough]

retcon

[potent sage]

godddd im sick of these 30 minute cutscenes with the most rephrensible writing known to man

END THIS FUCKING CAMPAIGN ALREAAAAAAAAAAADY

[gloomy tartan]

Cadia floats back together and starts glowing purple

[acoustic pebble]

To demonstrate the power of flex tape, I SAWED THIS PLANET IN HALF -Abaddon

[gloomy tartan]

🧠

[jaunty path]

Thats why I havent played sm2 that much

the campaign is a sleeper

[trail bramble]

they don't need the whole planet back just the necron pillars that were actually important

[potent sage]

FINALLY

CREDIT SCENE

[gloomy tartan]

Oh so cadia wasn’t important

Cadia DEFENDED YOUR PILLARS

SHIT BALLS

WET ASS

[potent sage]

that was cool

writing wasnt the best but i really liked the bad guy

whatever his name was

[acoustic pebble]

Cadia needed more Necron pillars tbh

[tight pine]

Uhh… isn’t cawl trying to fish some out of a black hole rn?

[potent sage]

something almura

[acoustic pebble]

They actually would've closed the Eye of terror

[potent sage]

the cinematics were awesome

gameplay is cool

i havent played PvE or PvP i'll have to try those out

[trail bramble]

They will never ever ever make me think Calgar is cool

[potent sage]

calgar felt shoehorned in honestly

[trail bramble]

Prolly

[tight pine]

Ye, Sargent Marrow is obviously cooler

[trail bramble]

"spiritual liege"
he can liege on deez nuts

[tight pine]

Well… kinder than Calgar

[acoustic pebble]

"I'm Sergeant Major Morrow. You're fresh meat" -Morrow upon meeting Calgar

[potent sage]

If I Ever See That Chaplain Again

[tight pine]

Saw that… was funny! Would recommend watchin it sah!

[potent sage]

i will walk him down

[jaunty path]

abby

did u watch

video

[potent sage]

yes i watched it

[acoustic pebble]

I did, lump! And it was HYSTERICAL!!

[jaunty path]

was it

peak

[potent sage]

im titus "walk em' down" ultramar

[jaunty path]

titus pets a tyranid in game btw

heretic^

[acoustic pebble]

I want a game where I play as Trazyn and just steal shit

[potent sage]

Woah, there's gotta be at least a thousand... sons... of Magnus here!

[twin flower]

Trazyn the thief

[acoustic pebble]

Fun fact: Trazyn has a hobby of using a holoprojector to appear human and casually enjoys street music on Imperial worlds

[tight pine]

“For today’s play through, I will be stealing The Great Khan in under 8 minutes and 8 seconds”

[acoustic pebble]

Literal speedrun

[tight pine]

Wait, what if that swagger hadron hates is secretly Trazyn

[nocturne bloom]

ill just assume its what you sent me the other day

[potent sage]

Titus "Counting Or Not Counting Crime Statistics" Ultramar is telling me i should kill myself

[jaunty path]

fuck no bruh

lmfao

[nocturne bloom]

wow, im, special to someone

[jaunty path]

no

I HATE YOUUU

[nocturne bloom]

good, i love it when people are mean to me

[mystic fossil]

ts too peak

[gloomy tartan]

What’s that

[potent sage]

@jaunty path woah would you look at that

space marine 2 has... cosmetics...

that you can grind for... using accolades... by doing challenges..........

Well. Well. Well. . .

[jaunty path]

Don't buy shit- oh ok

have fun suffering ig

[foggy wagon]

the chapter(s) special or rather the cool ones are locked behind a paywall tho. and to be honest they did salamander dirty with shitty cosmetics

[teal token]

Is the update there yet?

[formal mortar]

Instead of saying you aren't used to a build when dying, you should just say you are built different

So I can respond with built incorrectly

I just want to use this response in a match once

[outer helm]

Better luck next time

[hard star]

Someone should loan me 800 dollars so I can buy a new gaming laptop for darktide teehee

[true minnow]

If you were a menace you could just rob someone

[somber stream]

30 hippos vs 20 elefant, which will win

[obtuse oak]

I don't think 800 dollars buys you a darktide capable machine in 2026

[somber stream]

2nd market exist

[hard star]

I dont need a top-of-the-line brick shithouse I can live playing on low graphics

[whole bough]

dont buy a laptop

or atleast not a gaming one

gaming laptops are a massive scam

[simple cliff]

The guy who pissed off a deamonhost in two seconds on havoc and then had no clue how to handle it.
"I think I can do another."

[twin flower]

get the new steam box

[whole bough]

true

[twin flower]

[hard star]

But thats ssooo far away. . . . . . .

[twin flower]

Buy once Cry once I always say

[somber stream]

Projected price to be well over $1k

[whole bough]

a 1k gaming laptop probably has similar perfomance to a 500$ prebuilt

[somber stream]

Not to mention monitor, keyboard, mouse etc

[whole bough]

cause inflation and everything

they havent given any actual pricing

because once the prices arent insane it also wont be

[hard star]

Its Valve

[outer helm]

Guy be like:

[somber stream]

There's a RAMpocalypse going on

[hard star]

Theyre gonna pull some 'Thank you and Have fun' shit and make it like 5 shillings or something

[twin flower]

the Rammagedon

[whole bough]

soon theres gonna be a reverse one

a massive flood of ram once AI pops

which its getting very close to

[simple cliff]

I get it, I've pissed off host cause I shot a plasma gun through a gunner and it hit a host. But not having the faintest clue how to fight one and then panicking and attracting more enemies. WTF.

[somber stream]

Very close is at least 2 years from now

[whole bough]

id say within 2027

[somber stream]

And still that's a maybe

[twin flower]

hmm

[whole bough]

i doubt its making it to 2028

theres nothing new going on with AI

its like fully stagnated

[outer helm]

Never had the issues. I just one shot it with Hammer

[whole bough]

i mean AI is definitely gonna stay around

but the big corpos are gonna die

[simple cliff]

I can kill them pretty quick but you got to NOT panic and try running away at full sprint. Hint: The host can catch up to you at full sprint.

[whole bough]

all the investors are already starting to realize AI is shit

[hard star]

Johnny Silverhand please bomb a major corpo plaza itd be so fucking funny-

[outer helm]

Kinda embarrassing

[whole bough]

i never run from a daemon but if i trigger one on the wrong loadout i just block until i die

fun fact: flame staff has a huge aoe trigger that affects daemon

even if its nowhere near them

[hard star]

lowkey have a basic idea for a new enemy that doesnt actually attack: 'Dreg Packmule' just dude lugging around supplies and killing him causes him to drop stims, ammo/med packs and a grenade box or something-

[simple cliff]

BTW wtf does cranial corruption do? Does it just remove the head as a weakspot?

[outer helm]

The psyker staff?

[whole bough]

yea

[outer helm]

Thats a Psyker problem

Aka not my problem

[whole bough]

idk if its an issue with flamer

might be

[outer helm]

I main double shotgun and hammer/relic blade

I just love sliding and magically disappearing the heretics

[somber stream]

Rip and tear king

Rip and tear until it is done

[outer helm]

I never played Doom

Or Ultrakill

[twin flower]

Try Boltgun

clearly the superior version

[simple cliff]

Well I just joined a pub and that was a mistake. I have never seen a team so not un-ready for havoc in my life. I already know it's a loss.

[outer helm]

I dont trust myself on a havoc mission now

My goal is to survive with 0 death maelstorm auric

5x

[twin flower]

you could apparently cheese that by DC'ing before you die

if you were after the title that came with it

[outer helm]

Nuh uh

Where is the suffering on that?

I wanna suffer

[twin flower]

Real but idk if they fixed it yet or nah

[outer helm]

But i should rebuild a bit my Zealot build and Veteran one too

[obtuse oak]

I don't think you can buy a laptop that can play darktide on low settings at playable frames for 800 dollars. But yeah maybe secondhand

[outer helm]

Laptops are a scam

[obtuse oak]

The ram is 300 dollars. The GPU is 300 dollars. Aaaand you're out of money.

It just isn't possible.

[acoustic pebble]

Might be. I tried stabbing him, but the screen went fuzzy a bit

[twin flower]

3rd hand laptop

[somber stream]

It's entirely possible to buy and assemble your own PC for under 800

But you'll have to know where and how

[hard star]

Oh its a laptop on sale

Literally 50% off shits peak

[jaunty path]

With the slowly rising popularity of mini pcs, do you think they're ever going to like

make a good gaming laptop?

[obtuse oak]

Oh it's a specific laptop? What are the specs

[simple cliff]

Meow.

[somber stream]

Nah, PC are still PC

[jaunty path]

Like mac mini can run cyberpunk

[somber stream]

Laptop is mobile

[hard star]

Hold on lemme get the page Ill dm it to you

[jaunty path]

I guess so but still. the size is there

just make it work bruh..

[somber stream]

Students still prefer Laptop over PC, college and all

[jaunty path]

I guess so.

its still so spatially convenient though

I love tiny pcs

[somber stream]

Only downside to mini pc is the fan

Sounds like Nasa launch site most of the time

[hard star]

Uhhh check dms when you get the chance

[outer helm]

Students then wondering why buying a MacBook putted them in deep debts

I had 2 Laptops and they both killed themselves

[somber stream]

MacBook Neo, $599

THE laptop for students these day imo

[jaunty path]

I had one

it lasted like

uh

uhhh

atleast 8 years

[simple cliff]

Holy fuck. I think I finally had it happen. AN actual unwinnable game.

The moment we dropped down it spawned a entire line of gunners, snipers, and plasma gunners in front of us on a bridge with no cover, the starting bridge for the acsender map. Then it spawned a beast of nurgle and a chaos spawn.

[outer helm]

I fucking hate gunners

[simple cliff]

Seriously, I would poke my head out with the shield and I'd lost 90% of my stamina in two seconds. I am sure a specific build could counter that but WTF, there shouldn't exist a scenario that is like that unless we're giving some warning like a modifier that says 'gunner hell' or whatever.

[twin flower]

why smoke vet or bubble psyker is like useful most of the time

[somber stream]

My friend's Lenovo he bought from 2016 is still in working order lol

[stark bobcat]

Funny thing about this game, there are no unwinnable situations

That's why I love tide games

[twin flower]

What if youre just unlucky with like team match ups tho

[simple cliff]

Yeah, we just had to know in advance we're going to NEED a stealth, smoke, or bubble to get past the bridge of death.

[true minnow]

And Chorus zealots

[simple cliff]

Because a slab shield and arby shield were not good enough. There were that many gunners/snipers/plasma.

[jaunty path]

How it feels to be the last vet alive and using smoke

[twin flower]

Wish suppresion were also more a thing on like vet as well

[jaunty path]

I think I might need to switch to helbore

[outer helm]

Reminds me i need to smoke 73 of enemys i guess for a new armor cosmetic

Bye frak grenade

Hello smoke grenade

[obtuse oak]

I don't need to know that badly, was just idle curiosity

[hard star]

a

[true minnow]

I hate the knife less after binding to middle mouse button

[jaunty path]

what did u bind to middle mouse

[true minnow]

blitz

For throwing knife to be less obnoxious

[jaunty path]

ah

its still g for me

[true minnow]

So the big reason one would choose the ironhelm over the crucius is for wide sweep electric attacks?

[simple cliff]

Attempt #4, les do dis.

Motherfucking dark communion. Ew.

[outer helm]

Gl hf

[true minnow]

Different hammer also fuckswith my sweeping chains

[twin flower]

do be like that

[somber shoal]

Anyone else hoping that the community unlockable Expedition node has some kind of new lore, next update new class teaser or a surprise reward?

[somber stream]

Hope is the first step toward disappointment

[timber elk]

Hmmmm

Well I feel as though

[somber stream]

In true Fatshark fashion, what you see is what you get 😔

[timber elk]

We have a much better chance

At getting a bowl of buttered noodles

Than we get new lore or a class teaser

[somber shoal]

https://tenor.com/view/goku-comendo-gif-14578357522710594011

[timber elk]

But don’t count on it

[somber shoal]

So Fat Shark are just doing this to try to boost Expeditions player number with no real payoff for us?

[twin flower]

I mean, it took them like 3 something years to even progress the story like i heard

[ebon bay]

didnt we get two new classees

[timber elk]

Ah you must be new around here

[twin flower]

[timber elk]

Right so there are two ways fatshark talks to you

1. Is go fuck fuck yourself. A Written letter by them personally. 2. They say they are listening, but they aren’t and continue to nerf Orgyn

Or they pull a winds of magic DLC on us again and fuck off into the warp

[ebon bay]

UGHHH

Don't ever fucking mention Winds of Magic

[true minnow]

Oh yeah wasn't vermintide supposed to get new weapons like a year ago

[timber elk]

Well that’s what they did with the first edition of havoc

It was a cluster fuck to the highest degree

[somber shoal]

Played Zealot at launch until after Karnak Twins update came back in December for Hive Scum.

[timber elk]

Yeah so you haven’t missed much unfortunately

The only things of noteworthy are arbites and hive scum

Sure mortis trials exists but it’s a glorified “sorta” rogue like horde mode

[ebon bay]

I've come to realize that all of these online, live-service, game developers, are not very good.

[timber elk]

No there a good couple of good ones

Warframe comes to mind

[ebon bay]

Helldivers 2 is another exmaple

[timber elk]

Eh they have their ups and downs

[ebon bay]

I swear every time they do something good with that game, they do four more things wrong

[timber elk]

In their defense the community is rather poor to talk to

Trust me I have tried. It DOESNT work.

[ebon bay]

They don't listen to the community lol

They literally don't test their updates.

[timber elk]

And the community doesn’t listen to them.

[twin flower]

comes with being a live service game imo

[timber elk]

That I’ll agree with

[twin flower]

you cant just not talk to your players

[timber elk]

You literally can

[ebon bay]

At least Vermintide got me into Warhammer Fantasy

[true minnow]

Indie devs either stay being super based working on their passion projects forever not caring about big investments from others etc or they turn into shitty wanna be AAA devs like fatshit did

[ebon bay]

I legit didn't even know that Fantasy existed before Vermintide.

[foggy wagon]

SKITARII CLASS WHEN

[timber elk]

No

[ebon bay]

That's just the veteran class?

[twin flower]

Skitarri is admech tho

[ebon bay]

Oh.

[jaunty path]

skibitarri

[ebon bay]

Wait then what are the Imp Guard elites called again?

[twin flower]

Uhh

Scions?

[foggy wagon]

melee on skitari: gear tied to a chain

[timber elk]

Right I’m going to bed

[twin flower]

by the omnissiah its genius

[ebon bay]

Oh

[somber shoal]

Darktide and Tacticus are the only ones I play regularly. Played MR at launch, left after Blade came back for Deadpool waiting for more playable villains.

[ebon bay]

A ratling class

[sweet wraith]

skitarii grenade: battery-powered toaster taped to a water balloon

[somber stream]

Scions belong to the Militarum Tempestus

A branch of the Adeptus Administratum

[ebon bay]

Ratling class for a twitchy sniper playstyle

[somber stream]

Imperial guard elites are Karskin/ Grenadiers

[restive walrus]

when even is the skulls event

[ebon bay]

Karskin that's it

[twin flower]

Where do the Lucifer Blacks fall under

[somber stream]

Guard

Though they give edgy larper vibe

[twin flower]

Interesting

i only know theyre just stuck in Terra

[somber shoal]

An Ad Mech class is rumored to be coming in June after Skulls. I want Sicarian Ruststalker cosmetics so badly.

[twin flower]

Reading about them i feel like they feel more likely

[ebon bay]

Are Imperial Beastmen still canon?

[twin flower]

If what the lexicanum about them is anything to go by

[halcyon pebble]

im glad darktide doesnt end up like HD2, but darktide community is a weird one too

[ebon bay]

Beastman class would be interesting

[foggy wagon]

not enough population to start a civil war sire

[sweet wraith]

A skitarii class that lets you bash together talents/upgrades based on rangers, vanguards, and sicarians would be hella cool

[twin flower]

oh lawd

[obtuse oak]

Kasrkin are specifically Cadian elites, not Imperial Guard elites.

[ebon bay]

I would say skitarri are too valuable to waste on suicide charges into chaos infested territory, but the Arbites showed up so what do I know

[restive walrus]

its gonna be a tech adept not a skitarri. If im wrong ill drink my own piss and post it

[halcyon pebble]

its enough for long cooldown in general chat every big update

[ebon bay]

On another note

In the upcoming 40k CRPG we finally have an Ogryn companion

Happy days

[somber stream]

Where's Shrek 5

Oh 2027 nvm

[ebon bay]

When I learned there was no Ogryn companion in Rogue Trader my disappointment was immense

[somber shoal]

So perhaps an electro priest or engineer?

[ebon bay]

Almost as immense as learning the Sister of Battle wasn't a romance option, but the fukin Dark Eldar was, what were they thinking

[ebon bay]

Is there some confirmation that it will be the Mechanicus, or is it just speculation?

[sweet wraith]

If it's not skitarii, enginseer is my next best guess

[true minnow]

You know what would be a cool update, new music

[cosmic burrow]

Tech adept

[twin flower]

do enginseers even fight

[obtuse oak]

She's married to her calling

[twin flower]

i thought they'd just be stuck doign ship things

[obtuse oak]

Not much. Kayex is one.

[twin flower]

Yeah , i cant imagine him being combative at all

[sweet wraith]

They uhhh

have an axe

[foggy wagon]

why send the IT guy

[true minnow]

Maybe riding some kind of mech wheelchair with weapons

[somber stream]

Engiseers are for fixing stuff

[ebon bay]

but the Death Cult Assassin and Eldar Ranger aren't? Excuses, excuses.

[somber stream]

You don't send an engineer to the front, you send a sapper

[somber shoal]

There are clues found in the code about a class called cryptic, and references to transsonic weapons.

[twin flower]

Sappuh

[sweet wraith]

Maybe they could give him a sentry gun

[ebon bay]

Okay.

Damn, by this point half the Imperium is coming to Atoma

[somber stream]

There's also a shrineworld nearby